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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/15/22)
Quote I “What’s left out there in terms of how the vote keeps, you know, coming in, despite all of what has been said by Donald Trump and other election deniers, and now beginning to be also Kelli Ward who’s falling behind you know, Katie Hobbs, but for the governor’s race, Maricopa County has some of the best vote counting processes because of past problems.” NBC's Andrea Mitchell
Quote II "We need everyone focused on winning the Georgia Senate race, and deceptive fundraising tactics by teams that just won their races are siphoning money away from Georgia,” Herschel Walker campaign manager Scott Paradise
Quote III "We underperformed among independents and moderates because their impression of many of the people in our party in leadership roles is that they're involved in chaos, negativity, excessive attacks, and it frightened independent and moderate Republican voters," Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
Fucking loser.
For those lucky enough to be stranded and then located. Hang on, your snack is on its way.
It's a nightmare scenario. You're on an ambitious mountain hike when you get lost, injured or stranded. The good news is help is finally on the way, but the bad news is it's going to take time to reach you and you're out of food. That's when a buzzing drone comes flying in for a landing. Not only do you get the snacks, medicine or water it's carrying, you can eat the wings to tide you over until the rescue team arrives. This scenario could become real. A team with the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Lausanne (EPFL) has developed a prototype edible drone. The munchable machine is part of a broader project called RoboFood. RoboFood is about investigating edible robots for humans and animals as well as foods that behave like robots.
Instead of worrying about the soaring costs of fuel and food Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is worried about the effects of Ticket Master crashing.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused Ticketmaster of monopolizing the ticket sales industry on Tuesday after the company's site crashed as Taylor Swift fans attempted to buy pre-sale tickets to the singer's upcoming "Eras" tour. Ocasio-Cortez took the opportunity to voice longstanding concern about the 2010 merger of Ticketmaster, the ticket sales and distribution company, and Live Nation, the events promoter and venue operator, into Live Nation Entertainment. "Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it's merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up," the Democratic congresswoman from New York tweeted.
I guess AOC didn't get the word about the private jets being used.
Interesting story. Above my pay grade. I wonder what our former naval Morons think. Navy captain censured over fatal Marine AAV accident recommended to command aircraft carrier
Eight Marines and one sailor were killed in the deadliest training accident involving an amphibious assault vehicle in Marine Corps history.
The former captain of the amphibious transport dock USS Somerset has been selected to command an aircraft carrier even though he received a letter of censure from the Navy Secretary for his role in the July 30, 2020 training accident in which eight Marines and one sailor died when their amphibious assault vehicle sank. Capt. John William Kurtz’s name appears on the Navy’s fiscal 2024 list of officers who are recommended to command an aircraft carrier. If selected, Kurtz would not be promoted, as commanding officers for aircraft carriers hold the rank of captain.
President Joe Biden’s widespread student loan forgiveness plan was blocked for the second time in less than a week, this time by the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals in St. Louis. The federal appeals court ruling comes after six conservative states—Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, and South Carolina—filed a lawsuit arguing that Biden’s loan cancellation plan hurts state revenues. The three-judge panel of the appeals court issued a nationwide injunction on the plan, meaning the Biden administration cannot forgive any debt under the program. “The injunction will remain in effect until further order of this court or the Supreme Court of the United States,” the panel of appeals court judges wrote in the ruling.
Perhaps the adults in the room didn't want MushHead to party with them.
He took an unexplained pass on Tuesday’s final festivities at the G-20 summit, but President Biden still had a very busy day diplomatically as the Group of 20 summit of the world’s leading developed and developing nations wound down in Bali, Indonesia. Mr. Biden unexpectedly skipped the gala leaders’ dinner, returning to his hotel room for the evening. It is unclear why Mr. Biden decided on the last-minute change to his schedule, which came at the end of a full day of meetings.
A sex war is
“Gas prices? They’ll go down. But sure, tell me more about how you want the government to tell me what to do with my body.” So writes one liberal feminist on Twitter, following it up with: “Republicans suck. I don’t want to talk to you. I don’t want to hear your side. I don’t care. Y’all are bad people.” If 21st-century politics is shaping up as class war, the American midterm elections have concretised a troubling facet of this political landscape: this class war is also a sex war. Writing about the dynamic as a feminist is uncomfortable in the extreme because it’s difficult to do so without being accused of misogyny. This is not least because among the very online Right, there really is more than a tinge of misogyny to the term most commonly used to denote progressive-leaning Virtual women: AWFLs.
Twitter employees are once again in an uproar after CEO Elon Musk made a ridiculous discovery involving the program’s costs. Twitter’s San Francisco HQ’s free lunch program was axed by the technology mogul after he discovered they were costing the company close to $13 million a year, the New York Post reported.
Good!
Sperm count drop is accelerating worldwide and threatens the future of mankind, study warns Sperm counts worldwide have halved over the past five decades, and the pace of the decline has more than doubled since the turn of the century, new research shows. The international team behind it says the data is alarming and points to a fertility crisis threatening the survival of humanity. Their meta-analysis looked at 223 studies based on sperm samples from over 57,000 men across 53 countries.
Russian missile hits Nato member Poland, leaving two dead Warsaw locked in urgent talks after explosion near village of Przewodow, five miles from border
On this day: November 15th, 2018 - Roy Clark
American singer and musician Roy Clark died aged 85 at his Tulsa home due to complications of pneumonia. He scored the 1969 US hit single, 'Yesterday, When I Was Young' and was best known for hosting Hee Haw, a nationally televised country variety show, from 1969 to 1997. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: November 15, 1932 - Petula Clark
British singer, actress, and composer Petula Clark, who had the 1961 UK No.1 single 'Sailor', and the 1967 UK No.1 single 'This Is My Song', plus over 15 other UK Top 40 singles. She scored the 1965 US No.1 'Downtown', becoming the first UK female singer to score a No.1 single in the US. In America, Clark was dubbed "the First Lady of the British Invasion". via thisdayinmusic.com
He didn't notice a missing part. Parts are parts unless you are a Genius Award Winner.
Nov. 14 (UPI) -- A British man who feared he was going deaf used a home endoscope kit and discovered a piece of an earbud had been stuck in his ear for about five years. Wallace Lee of Weymouth, Dorset, said he had been experiencing hearing loss for the past few years, and ended up buying a home endoscope kit to see if he could identify the issue.
Fueling up is an expensive endeavor these days. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Police Officer Pays For Woman's Gas After Card Gets Declined At Pump A police officer in Georgia went above and beyond the call of duty to help a woman who needed to get to work.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:04 PM (UUBmN)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 15, 2022 10:07 PM (YzJxG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 15, 2022 10:09 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 10:09 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2022 10:10 PM (atmen)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:09 PM (UUBmN)
That you are
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2022 10:11 PM (atmen)
Good going McGOP - you just talked me out of ever voting again.
Off to go load ammo and freeze dry pallets of food.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:11 PM (3hSHB)
I sent you an email
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:11 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: gdgm+ at November 15, 2022 10:12 PM (1FoCx)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:13 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2022 10:13 PM (oX3MH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 10:13 PM (Cw9Ow)
Only Trump would have the nerve and stamina to do this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2022 10:13 PM (KZBRs)
Duh. Yes, Trump moves.
Thank you, yes, that would eliminate the elector problem.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 15, 2022 10:14 PM (RG7Wy)
Oh, so Mitch does accept responsibility for the losses last Tuesday!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:14 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:15 PM (yXkbV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2022 10:15 PM (atmen)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:15 PM (eGTCV)
We're getting too close to the sun
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 10:15 PM (ziH0B)
Thanks to Pooky's Girl for the magical photo up top.
Those pups at the bottom are in a bit of a pickle...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (CwSdS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
Hello. And here I could have put ABBA in tonight's ONT Musical Interlude.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (/8Lpc)
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (Yc4N3)
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (yXkbV)
ich sehe kein problem hier!
Posted by: k schwab at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)
"Russian-made" rockets.
It turned out that the missile hitting Poland was almost certainly an errant Ukrainian air defense missile.
No word yet on whether NATO will invoke Article 5 against Ukraine.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (4TAuE)
Lots of requirements.
- Naval Aviator in good standing.
- Successful command of an aviation squadron, usually fighter/attack.
- Successful deep draft (the Amphib command where the training deaths occurred).
- Successful completion of Nuclear Power School, including prototypes). He would be a senior officer compared with the sub/CVN engineering community participants, and the instructors go a little easy on them. Not much, but a tad.
-- Not a lot of people in the Navy with this list of quals.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Just who the hell is sitting there counting them? WTF kinda job is that?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)
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And Trump is the ONLY person to come along and show the country these simple, conniving, backstabbing cowardly rotten traitorous bastards for what they are.
No one else has, including the Golden Child. Whether he can or not remains to be seen. But the track record on that front for everyone who is not Trump is not great.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (CR5NG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Promises, promises
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (yXkbV)
So finding the murder of the innocent unborn abhorrent is just misogyny.
Lets not let the Left define language. They suck at it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: ALH at November
I'm sure belly laughs are erupting.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
* considers taking MH off Christmas list *
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (/8Lpc)
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Dood... look in the mirror! You are the leadership you speak of. (*spit*)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2022 10:19 PM (CwSdS)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (sn5EN)
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I would miss the 46 emails I get from him every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)
Yep. Saved us from knock-knock jokes and talk about whether powdered sugar and confectioner's sugar are different.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 10:19 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2022 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
which command has more prestige, aircraft carrier or submarine
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 10:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)
Eh, it's a living.
Posted by: Sperm Counter at November 15, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Teletubbies marathon was on, Jack.
Everybody loves hangin' with me, they were all calling Jill saying "Where's Joe?", but I was eating corn dog bites and watching Tinky Winky. Love that guy! Again!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 10:20 PM (vwMFL)
I can't "see" the sub commands most of the time . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 15, 2022 10:20 PM (Yc4N3)
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It means the red wave was more a purple ripple.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)
Eh, it's a living.
Posted by: Sperm Counter
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I'm sure it's a union job...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (UUBmN)
The drugs only work for so long.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (KCOCK)
To the contrary, you will be rewarding Ukraine with an additional $37B.
How many more hundreds of billions will be given to Ukraine if they unload a few dozen S300s on Poland?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (oX3MH)
Lots of requirements.
- Naval Aviator in good standing.
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That disqualifies Crash McCain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Those pups at the bottom are in a bit of a pickle...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Is there a ladder on their side of the fence?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Aircraft carrier is sexier, but submariners do it deeper.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (yXkbV)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (sn5EN)
The COs of carriers are all brown shoes, right?
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2022 10:22 PM (9UmRs)
The sexbots are getting better and the women worse.
No lithium rechargeable batteries in mine though -- The last thing you want is your sexbot erupting in flames. In fact, you might say I'm worried about
Titties On Flame With Rock And Roll
https://youtu.be/0OBs6S1lW_Q
*apologies to BOC*
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2022 10:22 PM (JOtiF)
Some idiot was on Hannity saying that Poland should hit them back now.
Don't know who it was - turned the radio off as quick as I turned it on.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 10:22 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: GWB at November 15, 2022 10:22 PM (7Of/6)
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (yXkbV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM (4TAuE)
feel free to submit photos, loose change, drink tokens & burner phones to petmorons at the g mail thingy dot commie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (geLO8)
Jimi Hendrix was supposedly asked what it was like being the greatest guitarist? He said he didn't know. Ask Roy Clark.
Posted by: Cosda at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (vFQZd)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (3hSHB)
Even a blind nut finds a squirrel once in a while.
Posted by: GWB at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (7Of/6)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (UUBmN)
One to pull, and other other to count the mess.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (7bRMQ)
If I gave her a good rogering, she'd be doing a OnlyFans page wearing a MAGA hat and paying for my bourbon and cigarettes out of the proceeds within 3 days.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (vwMFL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2022 10:24 PM (Xrfse)
Lots of requirements.
- Naval Aviator in good standing.
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That disqualifies Crash McCain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Not his evergrowing seed........errr I mean daughter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Successfully fighting a two front war against both Climate Change and White Supremacy.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:24 PM (3hSHB)
NBC's Andrea Mitchell
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Is this like you should cross the bridge with Ted Kennedy because he'll never do that again?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)
Still, the CO is inescapably responsible, and had "bad luck." Did he learn? Get better later in the command?
A zero defect Navy is popular with senior officers, but leave their upcoming command candidates untested in calamities. Still, lucky commanders can only lose that title once.
Even Nimitz ran aground once, as a JO. He got better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
When the news of the bombing in Poland came out, every neocon in Washington spontaneously orgasmed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:25 PM (KCOCK)
I'm sure the fact he's about as funny as an anal hemorrhage had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:25 PM (eGTCV)
they know that there will be a lot less sales and traffic than previous years, due to a sucky economy deteriorating exponentially ?
what do I win ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 15, 2022 10:25 PM (+BsyR)
Add in the letter was from Sec Nav, a politician, not CNO...
Political cover vice actually negligence.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (Vc2s/)
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (yXkbV)
I sure hope she doesn't choke to death grief-binging on that freezer full of handcrafted artisanal ice cream.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (b6Xy8)
If she wants to catapult off the pointy end of a CVN --- well, we are going to need a lot more engine power. And redesigned cockpit - as the size constraints in ejection seats are a serious matter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
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No, I think it's because they see the leadership as wefewolf /vampires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (FVME7)
When the news of the bombing in Poland came out, every neocon in Washington spontaneously orgasmed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:25 PM (KCOCK)
Oh hell, I came thrice.
Posted by: Capt'n Bill Kristol, Ahoy Mattie at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:25 PM (KCOCK)
Then wondered what radio station was attacked?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)
they know that there will be a lot less sales and traffic than previous years, due to a sucky economy deteriorating exponentially ?
what do I win ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 15, 2022 10:25 PM (+BsyR)
Actually, if you look at WHO they are laying off.. it could make production increase.
They are getting rid of Wokesters... personnel types, not line types.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 10:27 PM (oHd/0)
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Gonna have to think about that a little bit. I mean, what if the 'foods' get hungry?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 10:27 PM (YWLil)
Posted by: Cosda at November 15, 2022 10:23 PM (vFQZd)
Here's Roy Clark jamming with Gatemouth Brown, on "Take The A-train":
https://youtu.be/C_JPCAPU2iI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (4TAuE)
If she wants to catapult off the pointy end of a CVN --- well, we are going to need a lot more engine power. And redesigned cockpit - as the size constraints in ejection seats are a serious matter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
And what of the cis normies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
As long as it isn't the version with Pierce Brosnan singing.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (anj39)
You failed to mop the floor with the party that supports...cutting the breasts off of healthy girls... having plumbers and electricians pay off the loans of layabouts who majored in grievance studies... having dudes who dress like chicks strip in front of first graders... decriminalizing heroine and methamphetamine... defunding the police... gun seizures... vaccine mandates... lock downs... masks... expensive gas... expensive food... pronoun crimes... critical race theory...
HOW CAN YOU LOSE TO THESE ASSHOLES
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (h1jJh)
If she wants to catapult off the pointy end of a CVN --- well, we are going to need a lot more engine power. And redesigned cockpit - as the size constraints in ejection seats are a serious matter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Only if we allow her a plane...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (oHd/0)
Sounds sticky
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:29 PM (eGTCV)
Oh. Andrea Mitchell is still alive.
What a clattering old sack of bones she is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM-
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Some things lack the vital substance to even attract desiccation, much less the death that a being with movement or life will.
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2022 10:29 PM (NTUk0)
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Do it now, when we have the muscle!
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (anj39)
Just because you folks get a dose of Yoko & Tanya once in awhile, you think I would be that cruel?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 10:27 PM (oHd/0) "
Rly?
talk about Unexpectedly! never seen that happen before, ever.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (h1jJh)
I wanted to.
Posted by: Sen. Mitch at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
If he's getting a second chance after that, I wonder who's dick he's sucking?
And in today's crazy world, I mean that literally.
Posted by: a.moron at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (Qzn2/)
Polish Power!!
Posted by: Ivan Padooski at November 15, 2022 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)
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Gonna have to think about that a little bit. I mean, what if the 'foods' get hungry?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 10:27 PM (YWLil)
*zombie shuffle* "need Brainzzzz".
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2022 10:31 PM (JOtiF)
Nice power hash.
Everyone take a moment to admire ARC's KCOCK.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 10:31 PM (KFhLj)
And others are turned off because they see the GoPe leadership as spineless PoS.
Posted by: Joe Manchin at November 15, 2022 10:31 PM (mxrFC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted any Shatner or Nimoy lately, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 15, 2022 10:28 PM (h1jJh)
Because I wanted to (smiles)
Posted by: Mitch the China bitch at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM (Zzbjj)
which command has more prestige, aircraft carrier or submarine
Not everyone can command a aircraft carrying submarine.
Posted by: Le Surcouf at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM (1DgE4)
When the news of the bombing in Poland came out, every neocon in Washington spontaneously orgasmed. -
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Kevin and I are going to have a helluva time cleaning the rumpus room.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 15, 2022 10:33 PM (NTUk0)
Lopes out
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2022 10:33 PM (xcf8U)
Posted by: cn
Was it Downtown?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:33 PM (FVME7)
Trump was aware before many others hopped on board his train. It's the reason he built a following so quickly.
"Evangelicals" saw it first and that's no coincidence. Not because he appeared to be a perfect moral man, but because he was the first in a long time to be aware of the fight, and unafraid to speak its name, with a clear intention to put a stop to the madness.
Which put him so far above every single other possible candidate it was frankly laughable.
Posted by: ...
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 10:33 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: The Iron Sheik at November 15, 2022 10:33 PM (WzLpX)
I am done wasting my life being nothing more than an anchor to the progressive left which alowesnthem just enough to give people time to accumulate to their madness.
Wake me when it's time to get on the trains.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (gk6Bp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted any Shatner or Nimoy lately, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Oh I bet you are yearning for a Telly Savalas LP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Correct. He is given the best Navigator, Engineer, and Operations Officer available.
CVNs are highly visible, and a successful command makes flag officer selection almost automatic. Almost.
Submarines commanders have to go through submarine squadron command, so they do OK as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
Paul Massaro, US government employee, and World War Three supporter, Tweets over the last few hours:
Hard to believe this was an accident
The faster Ukraine wins, the safer we all are
Article 4
F-16s for Ukraine
Stop the madness. Give Ukraine everything
It’s Russia’s fault
Close the sky
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
which command has more prestige, aircraft carrier or submarine
Not everyone can command a aircraft carrying submarine.
Posted by: Le Surcouf at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM (1DgE4)
Many more admirals who commanded Carriers, vice Sub Drivers... party because Sub Driver Captains are of Commander Rank... while often even a Carrier XO is a Full Bird Captain.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 10:35 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
I was tempted to suggest Pat Boone sings heavy metal but thought better of it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:35 PM (eGTCV)
“Republicans suck. I don’t want to talk to you. I don’t want to hear your side. I don’t care. Y’all are bad people.”
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I don't want to talk to you either, toots.
Read US history books and you routinely see Republicans portrayed as greedy, uncaring monsters who are scarcely humans. Democrats, on the other hand, while occasionally peccant, are broad-minded, caring and wise.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2022 10:35 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: The Iron Sheik at November 15, 2022 10:33 PM (WzLpX)
Yep.
Posted by: Jumpin' Jim Brunzell at November 15, 2022 10:35 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Promises, promises
Posted by: ALH
No, that was Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Did you notice that it is a 12-string?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (/1cnq)
I was tempted to suggest Pat Boone sings heavy metal but thought better of it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:35 PM (eGTCV)
I've done that once. It could happen again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
which command has more prestige, aircraft carrier or submarine
Not everyone can command a aircraft carrying submarine.
Posted by: Le Surcouf at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM
Alpha Company Platoon Chief.
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
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Um, okay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Several WWII Japanese Aircrat-Carrying Submarines! at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:37 PM (luw22)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 10:37 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 10:37 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Yes! Great singing. Gotta hear his "Azure Dee!"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:37 PM (luw22)
Oh. Andrea Mitchell is still alive.
What a clattering old sack of bones she is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:17 PM-
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She and Greenspan give each other formaldehyde enemas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2022 10:37 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
*Perks head up*
I was just listening to their Gold album not too long ago...
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (mxrFC)
Posted by: Several WWII Japanese Aircrat-Carrying Submarines! at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (KCOCK)
Some German U-boats had towed gyrocopters they could deploy to give them "an eye in the sky". Apparently not a game-changer for them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (4TAuE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted
That or they're looking at the quotes on next year's products that have added digits on them.
We still have a few months before it really gets bad.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (5p7BC)
Ahem.
Posted by: Several WWII Japanese Aircrat-Carrying Submarines! at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (KCOCK)
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*cough*
Posted by: Adm. Nelson of the U.S.S. Seaview at November 15, 2022 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
New Hotness: Eat ze Bots
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2022 10:39 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: The Iron Sheik at November 15, 2022 10:39 PM (WzLpX)
Merde, that French cruiser submarine vanished without a trace somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico on the way to the Panama Canal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:39 PM (luw22)
Evening all. I must go get so spray, the old lab i farting something fierce tonight. Ugh.
Posted by: Farmer -
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Hurry. It's already starting to effect your consonants.
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2022 10:40 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 10:40 PM (Rbu5d)
Knew you would chime in with that IJN submarine. The IJN had great torpedoes, fair subs, and lousy doctrine, except that one time south of Guadalcanal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2022 10:40 PM (MoZTd)
Fortunately we have a woman announcer talking to a former woman astronaut, to ensure diversity codes are in compliance, and white male racism is kept to a minimum.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 10:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (Vc2s/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
The Japanese pilot who tried to bomb Brookings, Oregon from an aircraft-carrying sub in 1942 (he hit the hill behind the town), was the grand marshal of Brookings' annual Azalea Parade in 1962.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Jose Jimenez at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (Tc2CN)
what is the ratio?
Not everyone can command a sub that carries planes.
The statement stands on its own merits.
Posted by: A submarine that identifies as a carrier. at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (4TAuE)
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And the hydrogen-filled observation balloons were a flaming flop.
Posted by: Adm. Nelson of the U.S.S. Seaview at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)
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Except in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, Ohio, New York, Texas, Oklahoma, Iowa, California...
I guess only people in PA, MI, and AZ get scared. Bunch of babies there, apparently.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Adm. Nelson of the U.S.S. Seaview at November 15, 2022 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)
Didn't Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea pioneer the schtick of the crew running back and forth in the command deck to simulate the ship taking impacts?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (4TAuE)
Did not help that the US Navy had to stay close to the Solomon Islands to support the Marines, reduced the search area for the Japanese I boats to find Wasp.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (luw22)
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That a fair number of people are going to be getting what they voted for good and hard. And my fucks given field will continue to be barren.
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (mxrFC)
I think we need to work out how to separate and distance ourselves from those high profile scumbags who should be jail who have some overlapping identity markers with us. Or is that doomed to fail and there something else we should do? You all have more experience with this.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (gk6Bp)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Several WWII Japanese Aircrat-Carrying Submarines! at November 15, 2022 10:36 PM (KCOCK)
*cough*
Posted by: Adm. Nelson of the U.S.S. Seaview at November 15, 2022 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)
uh... Roar?
Posted by: Sea Monster who was in Lost in Space last week at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:43 PM (luw22)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (gk6Bp)
And the hydrogen-filled observation balloons were a flaming flop.
Posted by: Adm. Nelson -
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Oh, flaming FLOP. Heh. I thought you were talking about me.
Posted by: Liberace at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (NTUk0)
Oh. Andrea Mitchell is still alive.
What a clattering old sack of bones she is.
Posted by: Cicero
She's HOT!
Posted by: Alan Greenspan at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (63Dwl)
NJ teen dies after climbing into dumpster, getting crushed by recycling truck
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (geLO8)
The Producers are going to do something extraordinarily stupid next year hoping the GOPe will just fall in line.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (vwMFL)
"He's already pre-tipped people he's announcing."
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A nonsense hyphenated word; the *pre* is meaningless. From COD:
tip
noun
a piece of practical advice. a prediction or piece of expert information about the likely winner of a race or contest.
verb (tips, tipping, tipped)
give a tip to.
predict as likely to win or achieve something.
(tip someone off) informal give someone confidential information.
Posted by: Ciampino - are we pre-paying Zelenski? at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Not his evergrowing seed........errr I mean daughter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Does balancing on the fat end count as standing for Weebles?
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (mxrFC)
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 10:38 PM (mxrFC)
They have an interesting back story. One of the girls was "bred" to be part of Hitler's superior Aryan race.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (yXkbV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (luw22)
Posted by: Adm. Nelson
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There have probably been some astoundingly bizarre weapons proposed, if not built.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 10:45 PM (O8Vti)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2022 10:13 PM (oX3MH)
Seriously. Rand Paul and then... Mitch.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (4TAuE)
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Yes, but it was perfected in Star Trek The Original Series
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sea Monster who was in Lost in Space last week at November 15, 2022 10:42 PM (oHd/0)
Speaking of old TV shows, it seems to me there was an astronaut series, starring William Lundigan, about American astronauts' adventures on the Moon in the then-near future. Anybody remember that? I think it only ran one season, maybe less.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (4TAuE)
https://youtu.be/1gJadngAhfk
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (eGTCV)
at least they keep talking about the Team ... so all the white male white supremacists that do the real engineering work are kept hidden.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (Cus5s)
The reporter said "Only 3?". And Jordan responded "Well yeah, they're still young, we're all in our fifties now."
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (CR5NG)
Posted by: D
Well, at least he died sustainable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2022 10:46 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:47 PM (luw22)
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2022 10:47 PM (yXkbV)
Just because you folks get a dose of Yoko & Tanya once in awhile, you think I would be that cruel?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
In a heartbeat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2022 10:47 PM (dNuTT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (IyrhE)
Springtime for Trump?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)
I dunno about FedEx, but the claimed layoffs at Amazon are mostly related to Alexa products/services and perhaps Kindle?
Plus they are getting ready to scale up on robotic order pickers, with some already in use/trial. That'll cut down on warehouse staffing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2022 10:49 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:49 PM (luw22)
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 10:49 PM (CR5NG)
A few years back Jordan was asked how his '93 Bulls would fair against Lebron's champion Cavaliers. Jordan said his Bulls would probably win by 3.
The reporter said "Only 3?". And Jordan responded "Well yeah, they're still young, we're all in our fifties now."
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 10:46 -
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Heh. I heard the same joke attributed to Pele several years after he retired.
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2022 10:49 PM (NTUk0)
I'm guessing either-
1. They purposely gave him the wrong time and date
2. The drugs wore off and he became tantrum man
3. He shit his pants.
4. He needed a calmer with his binky.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2022 10:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2022 10:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 10:50 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: Farmer -
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Hurry. It's already starting to effect your consonants.
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2022 10:40
It was maybe my brain it was so bad. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2022 10:50 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:51 PM (luw22)
Those punk ass hill scoggin voted for a Constitution Amendment to make abortion a tax payer supported "right".
Kentucky keeps its reputation for meth-head, sister fucking losers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:51 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 15, 2022 10:51 PM (gk6Bp)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 10:51 PM (Cus5s)
Amazon isn't the only ones. Kroger, Walmart and others are pursuing the Holy Grail of lights-out warehouses.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 10:50 PM (3Lw3j)
It ain't that hard.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2022 10:49 PM (NTUk0)
Let me have my fun.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (CR5NG)
=
That would be the quickest route to peace.
Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (luw22)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (3hSHB)
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Once they solve the egg-crushing problem, watch out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 10:54 PM (Qzn2/)
The reporter said "Only 3?". And Jordan responded "Well yeah, they're still young, we're all in our fifties now."
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 10:46 -
Heh. I heard the same joke attributed to Pele several years after he retired.
Posted by: irright at November 15, 2022 10:49 PM (NTUk0)
Pele would play against the champion Cavaliers? Wow... didn't know he played B Ball.
Posted by: Sea Monster who was in Lost in Space last week at November 15, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2022 10:44 PM (IyrhE)
Eh, that play has worked for years now. Why would they want to change it?
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 10:54 PM (mxrFC)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 15, 2022 10:54 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 15, 2022 10:54 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (2xlV3)
Got it! Probably just Zane, L'Amour is easy to find at the local library. Just send the cheapest way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Roy Clark could destroy anything with strings. -
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I'm sure I could get rid of most of those with a mirror and a bright light.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 15, 2022 10:55 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2022 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2022 10:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 10:55 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 10:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
For details please enclose $20 and a SASE
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 15, 2022 10:56 PM (/8Lpc)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 15, 2022 10:56 PM (Vc2s/)
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2022 10:55 PM (0OP+5)
Used to drink Jack Daniels and Apple Juice... an Apple Jack.
Posted by: Sea Monster who was in Lost in Space last week at November 15, 2022 10:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 10:56 PM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 15, 2022 10:57 PM (gk6Bp)
Posted by: The Iron Sheik at November 15, 2022 10:57 PM (WzLpX)
Artemis a goddess of the hunt with associations with Hecate and Selene...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (luw22)
Artemis is the twin sister of Apollo. Artemis was birthed first.
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2022 10:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 10:56 PM (Cus5s)
Comupance coming for Mansplaining?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 10:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (luw22)
Launch Pad Live: NASA's Moon Rocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INf9LwaEGKU
Pre-launch preparations ongoing for very early morning liftoff. [note correct usage of 'pre']
That rocket with the boosters is enormous. It's almost incredible that such a giant can actually fly.
Posted by: Ciampino - pre-launch preps at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
Third most populous county in Oregon - I wonder what they can do to screw up state mandates. The commission chair is a vocal MAGA Trumper, which drives the Leftists in Portland nuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (KCOCK)
Doesn't the Soylent Corporation like to downplay the 'recycling' aspect?
Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Ok.
Send me your snail mail address when you get the chance
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (2xlV3)
Good News:
“That means if you’re in the United States, you live here, you’re born and you spend your life here, your odds of your life ending by murder are one in 179 over your life. Not over a year or any other timeframe.”
But your odds of winning the Powerball Jackpot are 1 in 300,000,000 and people buy a shitload of tickets.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (y3pKJ)
“That means if you’re in the United States, you live here, you’re born and you spend your life here, your odds of your life ending by murder are one in 179 over your life. Not over a year or any other timeframe.”
But your odds of winning the Powerball Jackpot are 1 in 300,000,000 and people buy a shitload of tickets.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Yeah, but I'd only TRY to win one of those jackpots.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 15, 2022 11:00 PM (ftFVW)
“That means if you’re in the United States, you live here, you’re born and you spend your life here, your odds of your life ending by murder are one in 179 over your life. Not over a year or any other timeframe.”
But your odds of winning the Powerball Jackpot are 1 in 300,000,000 and people buy a shitload of tickets.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (y3pKJ)
And unlike the lotto, you can change those odds greatly by simply choosing where to live.
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 11:00 PM (mxrFC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2022 11:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 15, 2022 11:00 PM (gk6Bp)
Posted by: Mitch the China bitch at November 15, 2022 10:32 PM (Zzbjj)
IMPOSTER!
McConnel doesn't smile!
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 11:01 PM (Rbu5d)
In her own way, she did conquer the world.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:01 PM (Bd6X8)
Well, sure, if you're reading this, you already are beyond the threat of abortion.
Still, >.5% isn't something I'd brag about as a civilization.
Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2022 11:02 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:02 PM (ziH0B)
Dusty is rumored to have experimented....
Posted by: Miklos has a virtual hobby at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (NOVDU)
Correct me if I am wrong... but Pres and VPcannot be from the same state.
Posted by: Sassy at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (xSICi)
In her own way, she did conquer the world.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:01 PM
Actually, wouldn't that be 'one of the girl's MOTHERS was bred'?
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (0OP+5)
what if I live in rural Illinois and not New Orleans or East St Louis. Doesn't that make my odds 20 times better (not accounting for my less than harmonious disposition)? Death by tractor has greater odds of killing me. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (Cus5s)
Launch Pad Live: NASA's Moon Rocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INf9LwaEGKU
Pre-launch preparations ongoing for very early morning liftoff. [note correct usage of 'pre']
That rocket with the boosters is enormous. It's almost incredible that such a giant can actually fly.
Posted by: Ciampino - pre-launch preps at November 15, 2022 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
Numerous times I was close enough to a Shuttle stack on the pad to touch it. Being that close and looking up and down the stack magnifies the impression that it is simply too big to ever get off the ground. And SLS is bigger than the Shuttle!
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2022 11:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Cruelty is in the ear of the listener.
Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2022 11:04 PM (emlEe)
A Democrat "opposition researcher" found out after the election that one of the new commissioners two years ago said some Unacceptable Things on social media, such as saying that Islam was incompatible with democracy (I can think of a number of Islamic theologians who would agree with that), and that trannies can't actually change sex.
The entire Portland political establishment demanded that he resign. He told them to piss off. I'm looking forward to voting for him again in a couple of years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2022 11:04 PM (KCOCK)
I don't think so.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:02 PM
I read that as Amazon whorehouses. Sorry.
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2022 11:04 PM (0OP+5)
Just sayin'...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Did you just accuse MisHum of lacking canine inclusivity?
* checks nick *
Ah.
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2022 11:05 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ciampino - Great voice and good-looking too at November 15, 2022 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2022 10:53 PM (luw22)
Hecate was also a Royal Navy survey vessel (circa 1861) who gave her name to Hecate Strait, the shallow body of water between the Queen Charlotte Islands, and mainland British Columbia. Like Dogger Bank, this area was dry land during the last Ice Age.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 11:05 PM (4TAuE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:07 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Ciampino - Doggy thoughts: so who is going to fetch? at November 15, 2022 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Correct me if I am wrong... but Pres and VPcannot be from the same state.
Posted by: Sassy at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (xSICi)
Is it a tax? I.. I think it's... Yes. It's a tax.
It's totally fine.
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts, CPA at November 15, 2022 11:08 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 11:08 PM (3Lw3j)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvaz66nMEls
Launch window is 2 hours, begins at 1:04 AM.
https://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 15, 2022 11:08 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2022 11:08 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 15, 2022 11:09 PM (/8Lpc)
Posted by: Would Turn George Taki Straight at November 15, 2022 11:09 PM (hRLts)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)
I laughed.
(Third funniest movie, after YF and BS)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 11:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Correct me if I am wrong... but Pres and VPcannot be from the same state.
Posted by: Sassy at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (xSICi)
It's not forbidden, it just does something wonky with the EVs somehow. Someone explained it here, but I forget.
Not like it is an issue, as why would Trump want the potential scandle that is DeSanctmonious on the ticket, as he has a secret in his past that if exposed would ruin him. At least, I heard that from someone who may have the ear of the Trump campaign.
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2022 11:09 PM (mxrFC)
what if I live in rural Illinois and not New Orleans or East St Louis.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM
One might assume that voting for John Fetterman and being a Philadelphia Eagles fan raises your odds of being murdered higher than 1 out of 179. Deservedly so.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 11:09 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 15, 2022 11:09 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
heh
heh heh
In Niche markets, agility trumps(!) size.
Also, we treat the girls in our Processing Facility much better than Jeff and his minimum wagers.
Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at November 15, 2022 11:10 PM (NOVDU)
Correct me if I am wrong... but Pres and VPcannot be from the same state.
Posted by: Sassy
You're technically incorrect, but functionally correct.
The Electors may not vote for both a President and a VP from their own state.
So if you have enough electors from the other 49 to get both your guys in, you're okay.
In the case most people are talking about--two Floridian Republicans--that won't happen, since you can't let that many (R) Electors sit out the VP race.
Or you'll wind up with Trump and AoC in the White House.
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2022 11:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2022 11:04 PM (AMIL/)
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NASA will pay $146 million for each engine and dump it in the ocean at the end of the flight.
Musk builds his engines for $1 million each and lands them back on earth to be reused numbers of times not yet known.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:10 PM (ziH0B)
Dusty is rumored to have experimented....
Posted by: Miklos has a virtual hobby at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (NOVDU)
Dusty was a lesbian. She hid it most of her career because she knew if became public, it would end her career in the Sixties and Seventies. There were always rumors about her because she was never seen flirting with men or out on dates with men.
Someday, MisHum and Weird Dave will see the light and treat us to some Dusty Springfield songs from the prime of her pop years, 64 - 67.
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2022 11:11 PM (AMIL/)
Musk builds his engines for $1 million each and lands them back on earth to be reused numbers of times not yet known.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:10 PM (ziH0B)
Quiet, insurrectionist.
Posted by: McConnell-Schumer Launch System at November 15, 2022 11:12 PM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Justice Thomas, in particular, has signaled that he thinks Times v. Sullivan needs a rethink.
Posted by: Miklos, best Constitutional Scholar you're likely to get at this hour at November 15, 2022 11:13 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I just hope he shuns convertibles and stays away from grassy knolls. The Deep State doesn't like being threatened with dismantling.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 15, 2022 11:13 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Gref
Gell Powah!
Posted by: Miklos, neglected fifth Spice Girl at November 15, 2022 11:14 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 11:05 PM (4TAuE)
Like pelosi's hoohah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2022 11:14 PM (VwHCD)
That is the one. remarkable torpedo spread. I am away from my reference books at the moment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 11:15 PM (u82oZ)
Of course, Trump has other homes, and I don't think Chris Christie is in the running for VP.
Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2022 11:15 PM (dNNCD)
My wife and I are bad. The wealthiest guy on our street sells insurance and his wife is kinda sketchy. We refer to her as 'Russian Bride".
No offense to Russian Brides.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 11:16 PM (y3pKJ)
but it is free money from the people ... so no problemo.
white guy back on, giving details. come on, get back to the diversity talk.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: winningest loser at November 15, 2022 11:18 PM (NOVDU)
Yeah, but he doesn't know shit about fetching 140 characters from the internet...and then displaying it!
Harumph
Posted by: Erich Frohnhoefer at November 15, 2022 11:19 PM (dNNCD)
Dusty is rumored to have experimented....
Posted by: Miklos has a virtual hobby at November 15, 2022 11:03 PM (NOVDU)
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Was Dusty barefoot at the time?
Posted by: Ciampino - never understood some males' fascination with lesbians at November 15, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
NASA does not deny the “over $2 billion” cost of a single SLS launch
https://bit.ly/3Ejc48W
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:19 PM (ziH0B)
No offense to Russian Brides.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Have some Cake-
https://tinyurl.com/3e2chfkj
Posted by: Miklos is sold on the Italian Leather Sofa concept at November 15, 2022 11:20 PM (NOVDU)
Well, duh. It's kind of the entire point.
We should really find some way to amp that baby up a bit.
Posted by: Senate Largesse System at November 15, 2022 11:21 PM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ciampino
I would have pregnanted her.
Except I was maybe 5.
Posted by: Miklos, like all young boys, had DREAMS at November 15, 2022 11:22 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:22 PM (ziH0B)
She was a cutie pie and sang in some of them.
They appear on TCM occasionally.
Posted by: sal at November 15, 2022 11:22 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Go with the Ukrainian bride. I hear they come with accessories of your choice. 88mm mortor shells, Javelin and many other fine American made weapons .
( credit Miklos)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 15, 2022 11:23 PM (/8Lpc)
Posted by: Sperm Collector at November 15, 2022 11:23 PM (7Of/6)
If NASA executives were smart, they'd contract with Musk, have him paint "NASA" on a ship, and pocket the savings.
Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2022 11:23 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Link?
I get frustrated chasing them around
Time and Date and address
they think everyone is as search savvy as a four year old.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:24 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: Ciampino
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It was summertime.
Posted by: Braenyard
And the living was easy.
Posted by: Miklos, noting that Porgy and Bess' grandchildren became quite wealty at November 15, 2022 11:25 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2022 11:23 PM (ptElO)
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But then armies of Big Guys wouldn't get their ten percent.
*PROPOSAL REJECTED*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 11:25 PM (Qzn2/)
If NASA executives were smart, they'd contract with Musk, have him paint "NASA" on a ship, and pocket the savings.
Posted by: t-bird
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They think that they are in competition with him.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:25 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: Miklos, the tenth is FREE at November 15, 2022 11:26 PM (NOVDU)
Maybe it's about the fight
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 11:27 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Ciampino
I would have pregnanted her.
Except I was maybe 5.
Posted by: Miklos, like all young boys, had DREAMS
Miklos, here's a video of Dusty Springfield on the Ed Sullivan Show, sometime in 1964. I think you'll enjoy it. She was 25 years old.
https://tinyurl.com/mszzpu4p
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2022 11:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jose Jimenez at November 15, 2022 10:41 PM (Tc2CN)
Verizon here had a beef/issue with One America News and pulled it. They've removed the channel number from the tv guide, so I don't think it's coming back. One more not Lame Stream Propaganda gone. But I have about 10 liberal news channels that never seem to have this problem. (Oh how I wish I could have a la carte cable.)
As for Fox, only Tucker and Gutfeld are watchable.
Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2022 11:27 PM (emlEe)
It was summertime.
Posted by: Braenyard
And the living was easy.
Posted by: Miklos, noting that Porgy and Bess' grandchildren became quite wealty
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You asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKreD6XZo9w
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:28 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: Miklos, the tenth is FREE
Disloyalty credits, surely?
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2022 11:28 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard,
Can I haz FOIA for use of term "phony baloney jobs" in all NASA communications?
Posted by: Miklos, harrumphing like all get out at November 15, 2022 11:28 PM (NOVDU)
https://tinyurl.com/3e2chfkj
Posted by: Miklos is sold on the Italian Leather Sofa concept at November 15, 2022 11:20 PM (NOVDU)
*looks askance*
We were brought up right, we called a sofa a "chesterfield".
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 11:28 PM (b6Xy8)
I would have pregnanted her.
Except I was maybe 5.
Posted by: Miklos, like all young boys, had DREAMS at November 15, 2022 11:22 PM
Even at the age of 5 your sperm count was probably 100 X higher than the typical 21 year old Biden voter who had never gotten laid but with a serious pron addiction.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 11:29 PM (y3pKJ)
Should I get all hepped up to watch the Artemis launch? Last two times were failures. I wonder if they'll get it off the pad this time.
How far NASA has fallen. From the Right Stuff to ... DIE stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2022 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miklos, who got bigger at November 15, 2022 11:30 PM (NOVDU)
I thought Chesterfields were cigarettes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:30 PM (Bd6X8)
We were brought up right, we called a sofa a "chesterfield".
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 11:28 PM (b6Xy
I've always known it as a men's top coat, one with a velvet collar.
***Checks cost closet***
Yep, still there!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 15, 2022 11:31 PM (CCSxw)
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Guess I wasn't brought up right then.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:31 PM (BLZx2)
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Late to the party and was browsing the Trump Announcement thread where you asked what would Kari Lake be doing for the next six years.
Trump should make her his VP. But I'm with Dave in Fla now -- there is NO PATH to 270 for any Republican until the Election Integrity issue is addressed & eliminated ... which means, since the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) won't do so, there will likely never be another R POTUS.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 15, 2022 11:32 PM (K3TEc)
"Pre-sale tickets for Taylor Swift's upcoming "Eras" tour went on sale Tuesday."
If they went on sale then they can't be 'pre-sale'.
While I'm at it as the G&S Police, "Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it's merger with LiveNation should never have been approved"
That IT'S should just be ITS. Where's the editor?
Posted by: Ciampino - AOC knows what is important to people at November 15, 2022 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
Just learned that a couple who have lived around here, about a mile or so away were in a head-on collision last Saturday, just a few miles from here.
The other driver veered across the yellow line and hit them head-on. The wife was pronounced dead at the hospital, and the husband is in very bad shape, and may not make himself.
She was 74.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2022 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)
It would be like watching the Edsel launch.
Or the Zune launch.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 11:32 PM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2022 11:33 PM (Qzn2/)
What's the return policy? All I really want are the 88mm mortor shells
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 15, 2022 11:33 PM (/8Lpc)
I thought Chesterfields were cigarettes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:30 PM (Bd6X
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I thought Chesterfield was some brilliant Christian apologist who went on about Fences or some such ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 15, 2022 11:33 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:33 PM (BLZx2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:30 PM (Bd6X
Only in Davenport, IA.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 11:34 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Well, I am in the Land of J. Sperm Thurmond, who only started the serious baby-making when he was 65.
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at November 15, 2022 11:35 PM (NOVDU)
I've always known it as a men's top coat, one with a velvet collar.
Adds name to AoS 'Almost Certainly Gay' short list.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 11:35 PM (y3pKJ)
but no idea if that is an easy fix, seems like it ... but that is two issues. But there are a lot of women being shown on screen, so it is already a success ... women on now talking about how awesome it is that they have Snoopy doll involved. Talking about the excitement over Snoopy's outfit ... "it's fantastic".
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:36 PM (Cus5s)
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Guess I wasn't brought up right then.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:31 PM (BLZx2)
We called it a couch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2022 11:37 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 11:30 PM (Bd6X
Only in Davenport, IA.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
That was so good, I need a smoke.
Posted by: Miklos recalls that Reagan did ads for Chesterfield at November 15, 2022 11:37 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I though it was called a "get offit"
Posted by: Miklos was raised by feral Magyars at November 15, 2022 11:38 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Berserker
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Same here.
But then again, I didn't grow up all fancy, like some here.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:38 PM (BLZx2)
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The debris was from a Ukrainian S-300 missile, not Russian, but hey lets get on the WW3 bandwagon!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 15, 2022 11:38 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 11:39 PM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I though it was called a "get offit"
Posted by: Miklos was raised by feral Magyars at November 15, 2022 11:38 PM (NOVDU)
Sooo, you met my mother?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2022 11:39 PM (VwHCD)
Adds name to AoS 'Almost Certainly Gay' short list.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Changed my mind.
You CAN NOT borrow any of my velvet smoking jackets for your "special party".
Posted by: Miklos sez no on the cravats too at November 15, 2022 11:40 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:38 PM (BLZx2)
Neither did we, in fact, it wasn't even kept inside. It was out in di van.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2022 11:40 PM (7bRMQ)
When something like that happens, this close, it make you think, better be careful out there.
No word on what made the other drive veer across the line. Was he drunk, playing with his phone, or just driver error, investigation ongoing. The other drive is in pretty bad shape too, from reports.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miklos wishes to LIVE at November 15, 2022 11:41 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: havel at November 15, 2022 11:41 PM (+EnXD)
...
Changed my mind.
You CAN NOT borrow any of my velvet smoking jackets for your "special party".
Posted by: Miklos sez no on the cravats too at November 15, 2022 11:40 PM (NOVDU)
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Smoking jacket is flak jacket for cigar smoke.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 15, 2022 11:41 PM (F5ekr)
I thought Chesterfields were cigarettes.
A chesterfield is a many-splendoured thing.
Posted by: spindrift
Grandpa had a '34 Hudson Chesterfield coupe. Very posh.
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2022 11:43 PM (P1f+c)
Awww, thank you! South Dakota in autumn is a beautiful place!
Posted by: pookysgirl's heart is still in Iowa at November 15, 2022 11:44 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:44 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:44 PM (BLZx2)
Posted by: Miklos at November 15, 2022 11:44 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 11:44 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:45 PM (BLZx2)
May you dream of an America under the Rule of Law, and of fun-loving citizens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 15, 2022 11:46 PM (u82oZ)
around gay or black people in any large numbers."
One of my close friends from my college debate team days is a large (as in defensive line) black guy. Towards the end of his college time, he transferred to a college in Utah to debate. Everyone assumed he was there for football. Nope, debate.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2022 11:46 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos Mikloskelensky at November 15, 2022 11:46 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:47 PM (Cus5s)
Are they good looking?
Do they talk without uptick or vocal fry?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:48 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 11:48 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I shall intercede with the Queen of Greenland.
Albanian is probably cheaper.
Posted by: Miklos I, Rightful King of all the Albanias at November 15, 2022 11:48 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: illiniwek
That's not diversity. Diversity is randomly determining what substance you have to take.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2022 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 11:49 PM (BLZx2)
By the way, I am pretty sure that my current hash is a village in Ukraine.
Posted by: Miklos Mikloskelensky at November 15, 2022 11:46 PM
'Was' a village you mean, comrade.
Posted by: Vlad at November 15, 2022 11:49 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:47 PM
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Well we didn't get dressed up for nothin!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 15, 2022 11:49 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: Miklos sez no on the cravats too at November 15, 2022 11:40 PM (NOVDU)
For years I thought a smoking jacket was just some gay looking bathrobe looking thing that men wore as they smoked as if it was part of some silly decorum ritual. Then I though because they seemed to be red a lot maybe it was like a warning,"fire hazard here". I never understood it. It was only later in life when I started smoking anything that burned and eventually noticed the little tiny holes in my shirts did it occur to me its to actually protect your clothes from sparks and ashes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2022 11:49 PM (VwHCD)
Trump should make her his VP.
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That was my implication.
=================
But I'm with Dave in Fla now -- there is NO PATH to 270 for any Republican until the Election Integrity issue is addressed & eliminated ... which means, since the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) won't do so, there will likely never be another R POTUS.
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I mean yeah but I think you and I have been here since 2020. Combine a fraudulent voting system - mail-in ballots for regular people should be illegal in any sane civilized rational country - and "our" party who would see us dead before succeeding in the goals they've been promising us for 40 years... and yeah, the party's fucking over. But at least Trump is fun.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 11:49 PM (CR5NG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2022 11:50 PM (2xlV3)
Under communism no close tag on strike required.
Posted by: Vlad at November 15, 2022 11:50 PM (y3pKJ)
https://youtu.be/C_JPCAPU2iI
Yow. Thanks for the link!
Posted by: mindful webworker - just wandering around at November 15, 2022 11:51 PM (qoXA1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Better than that stuff McCoy accidentally gave himself. Often mistaken for wood alkie but much worse (albeit not as acutely toxic).
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2022 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: spindrift
Grandpa had a '34 Hudson Chesterfield coupe. Very posh.
Posted by: mikeski
I almost bought a 1949 Cadillac with a record player in place of the glove box. What? The record would skip going down the road.
Oh......oh....oh
Yes, the seats all folded to make a bed.
Posted by: Miklos I, watching the submarine races at November 15, 2022 11:51 PM (NOVDU)
Sadly, no death penalty in Canada. One of the pukes had already killed twice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 11:52 PM (i7y38)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 15, 2022 11:53 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby
Cool, but kind of a pain.
Before he goes into a bar, another guy has to go in, blow a trumpet, Hear Ye Hear Ye and all that
Posted by: Miklos would pay for it though at November 15, 2022 11:54 PM (NOVDU)
there is NO PATH to 270 for any Republican until the Election Integrity issue is addressed & eliminated ... which means, since the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) won't do so, there will likely never be another R POTUS.
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Yet,
but there are many states that are persueing the crooks with serious intent on having legitimate elections.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:55 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:44 PM (Cus5s)
I can safely say now this because I'm retired - we pale stale white men at NASA were as thrilled with all of this NASA Public Affairs anti-white, anti-male stuff as you are. At work we thankfully did not get it shoved down our throats all day every day like NASA Public Affairs does to the public.
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2022 11:55 PM (AMIL/)
If we were all Scottish Lords ther would be no Scottish Lords.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 15, 2022 11:55 PM (F5ekr)
Do they talk without uptick or vocal fry?"
not great looking, but no uptalk ... no detected vocal fry, but am not all that familiar with that thang.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 11:52 PM (i7y3
Even full-bore treason became just another government-funded hotel experience thanks to Johnny Crouton.
F*ck every last f*cking retard who ever voted Liberal.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2022 11:56 PM (b6Xy8)
As opposed to the economic misery ruining us? I really don't give a damn what someone does in private so long as he/she/it/they/them/there/xer/xes fixes all the shit that's happening.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2022 11:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Makes you wonder how much are people going to take before they get fed up.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 11:57 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: Vlad
Ha!
Was fake village, comrade.
We learn from Potemkin (recently relocated from tomb in Kherson).
Posted by: Miklos knows Hungarian names of Ukrainian cities at November 15, 2022 11:58 PM (NOVDU)
Most of the people saying this thought a red wave was a possibility a week and a half ago. No one really knows what the country will look like two years from now. We'll see.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 11:58 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Makes you wonder how much are people going to take before they get fed up.
Posted by: Braenyard
It has been noted, that the police and the law mainly protect the guilty.
Posted by: Miklos knows that this has been noted at November 15, 2022 11:59 PM (NOVDU)
Radar range issue was a bad ethernet switch ... they think they can fix it, but they need ? an hour or so, currently a no go. Window closes at 1:04 ET, so still probable I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:00 AM (Cus5s)
Like it's now a week past election date and they haven't finished counting.
Like 70 of the230 or so voting centers had machines that didn't work. If that's the "best voting procedures" I'd sure as heck hate to see what was worse.
Silly old girl runs her mouth before engaging her brain.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 16, 2022 12:01 AM (K57hO)
Posted by: vmom
Cool, but kind of a pain.
Posted by: Miklos
And nobody knows what you're talking about. Grass is "Vert," and coins are "Argent," and mirror___s of things are "Sinister".....
Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2022 12:02 AM (P1f+c)
Seriously, whoever started or stopped giving Trump advice, He has been a warpath to make me to stop liking or trusted him since election day
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 16, 2022 12:02 AM (gk6Bp)
Posted by: illiniwek
What they need an old microwave oven for?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:02 AM (YJwUM)
Posted by: mikeski forgot Pixy also makes it tough to know what you're talking about at November 16, 2022 12:03 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
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I used to be a contract engineer for a fortune 50 company for 6 years. Six years and they wouldn't put me on the official payroll because I didn't help their diversity numbers. The entire office that I worked at had about 40 engineers. 32 of us were white male contractors. Christmas card time and they would take the 8 full time guys (including 3 hispanic guys) the female receptionist, and bring down 2 chicks from corporate to take the office picture.
I was a project manager in charge of 10+ million dollar projects and they wouldn't even show my face...No I'm not ugly!
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (h1jJh)
@DanooHana
When you mix the genes of a god and an angel, you get a titan; it’s just how it works.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (2xlV3)
Posted by: mikeski
What's funny, or sad, is I read it correctly without even thinking.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I mention this when the opportunity presents, and you have heard it before, but, the McClean boys:
At the time Allan was 24, Charlie and Alex 17, and Archie 15. Tried in New Westminster, they were executed in a group hanging on 31 January 1881.
The good old days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (S5jV/)
I'm allowing Trump to draft in the wind he created from 2015 through mid 2020 because honestly there is no one else I trust has anything near my best interest in mind.
Posted by: ... at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (CR5NG)
Radar range issue was a bad ethernet switch ... they think they can fix it, but they need ? an hour or so, currently a no go. Window closes at 1:04 ET, so still probable I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:00 AM (Cus5s)
they must have said this wrong. The window opens at 1:04 AM ET and is about two hours long. So lots of time to fix small glitches on the ground-side. On the rocket, not so much any more tonight at this point.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:08 AM (YJwUM)
The good old days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 12:05 AM (S5jV/)
Had they not been hanged together, surely they would have been hanged separately. My grandfather lived in New Westminster at that time, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:08 AM (i7y38)
This is the point of these SMS campaigns, you can put any lie in you want. No one can check it.
Oh, pretty sure his PAC claim is bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 16, 2022 12:10 AM (5p7BC)
Uhhh, that's not pot, that's bath salts.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2022 12:11 AM (KAi1n)
Then we got cable...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 12:12 AM (jTmQV)
To be fair, that was before rap, community college, and a chance to turn their lives around.
Posted by: Miklos being fair in historical and contemporary perspectives at November 16, 2022 12:12 AM (NOVDU)
Whether DeSantis actually has a secret or not it's moot. That is the risk you take with someone "new". No secret, true, new or made up is going to suddenly derail Trump. But anyone who is new to the scene, which DeSantis is, can and likely will be ruined by simple innuendo.
It's amazing that people don't seem to have any inkling of what the spotlight would look like on DeSantis or anyone else. It's like some kind of amnesia or denial.
Being governor of Florida, even as some kind of rock star conservative magnet, is like a tiny shard of a peanut shell compared to the Planters factory in a five alarm fire with nukes pointed at it from seven different countries while Mr. Peanut anally rapes everything in sight with his dildo power cane in a 10.0 earthquake and fireworks made of flaming clown boners until something collapses from the sheer weight of chaos. The global headlines alone will cut anyone remotely normal to absolute ribbons.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Trump makes it look easy. The person that can successfully navigate the gauntlet they've thrown at him is a one in a billion shot.
Posted by: ... at November 16, 2022 12:13 AM (CR5NG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 16, 2022 12:14 AM (2xlV3)
Just enough, not too much.
Don't want any heads popping right off...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 12:15 AM (jTmQV)
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Poetry
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 16, 2022 12:16 AM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:08 AM (i7y3
Note to self. Probably not. Born in Parry Sound, Ontario, 1879, so only two years old in 1881. He had a younger brother, my namesake, who died in Galveston County, Texas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:16 AM (i7y38)
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at November 16, 2022 12:16 AM (NOVDU)
Had they not been hanged together, surely they would have been hanged separately. My grandfather lived in New Westminster at that time, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Bad seed, it seems. Also, I failed to mention Alex Hare, who was one of the group, he was hung along with the Mclean boys. Here's the story for those interested:
https://tinyurl.com/um9udrtv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 12:17 AM (2eKfM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2022 11:52 PM (i7y3
And here I thought minimum security prisons were for hardened criminals like tax cheats and embezzlers.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2022 12:17 AM (f7Cdr)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 16, 2022 12:16 AM (2xlV3)
Indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:17 AM (i7y38)
DeSantis does some hot stuff but so far he's just a politician. Trump is fighting to save the soul of this
nation.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (ziH0B)
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If it weren't for police the good people of this world would go all old testament on criminals. They want to defund the police; wait until they get a load of vigilante justice.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (h1jJh)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=INf9LwaEGKU
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:08 AM (YJwUM)
All that money may at some point make this gargantuan ridiculous piece of shit work.
Just look at this stupid thing. Who would ever design such a monstrosity, if not constrained by the prime motive, funneling dollars into the appropriate Congressional districts?
Godspeed, you irrational pile of scrap. Don't kill too many people.
Posted by: spindrift at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2022 12:17 AM (f7Cdr)
Well, the users of wrong pronouns have occupied all the cells at SuperMax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:19 AM (i7y38)
;;thank you;;
Jimmy and I just did "it" for the first time in 37 years
Posted by: Rosalin Carter at November 16, 2022 12:19 AM (NOVDU)
OK, I thought original launch time was 12:04 Eastern, and so they had an extra hour. But that is just how I heard it ... you probably know more details.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:19 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:21 AM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Need to close that Texas/Ontario border.
Posted by: Miklos Trump Jr. at November 16, 2022 12:21 AM (NOVDU)
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*That* has to be an interesting story, Parry Sound to Galveston.
My grandfather (born in Bad Axe, MI, 1885) prospected for tungsten in Cuba. People were more mobile, and adventuresome than many of us realize.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 12:22 AM (2eKfM)
I stumbled on this live feed, with commentary going that is not stupid. Some guy who knows a bit about the subject, was just talking about lunar launch windows and how they work:
https://tinyurl.com/22vpede3
Still not the best in the world by a long shot, but much better than that Wokefest that is NASA. Hell, they were taking selfies on set.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Need to close that Texas/Ontario border.
Posted by: Miklos Trump Jr.
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Shut down the Molson pipeline.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 12:23 AM (BqFOC)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:24 AM (YJwUM)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:24 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:25 AM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
People don't believe me when I tell them my NC grandfather (who let me pretend I was driving the tractor while sitting in his lap) fought in the the First World War.
And I'm not as old as I look.
Posted by: Miklos has a sense of temporal perspective at November 16, 2022 12:26 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:27 AM (YJwUM)
OK, I thought original launch time was 12:04 Eastern, and so they had an extra hour. But that is just how I heard it ... you probably know more details.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:19 AM (Cus5s)
You're doing great - keep going. I'm too old and lazy to do running commentary on the blog like you're doing and rickl did. And it's past my bedtime!
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 12:27 AM (AMIL/)
If it weren't for police the good people of this world would go all old testament on criminals. They want to defund the police; wait until they get a load of vigilante justice.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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What did Jack Nickleson say?
SURPRISE !
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:28 AM (ziH0B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Do you know the story about H.L. Mencken and the Molson?
Posted by: Miklos has a sense does, if he recalls at November 16, 2022 12:28 AM (NOVDU)
And I'm not as old as I look.
Posted by: Miklos has a sense of temporal perspective at November 16, 2022 12:26 AM (NOVDU)
Yup, Grandad was in France... Artillery, in WW1.. I have his uniforms, medals, records, and a very few pictures.
In generational terms, not that damn long ago.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:29 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 16, 2022 12:29 AM (gk6Bp)
Hopefully this is to give them time to position Schumer and McConnnell underneath the booster engines.
Posted by: spindrift at November 16, 2022 12:30 AM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled
I went to the moon and back with a computer that was not only less powerful than your TV, it was less powerful than your TV's remote control.
"Can't launch without a network switch." Bunch of Gen-Z pantywaists.....
Posted by: probably not Buzz Aldrin at November 16, 2022 12:31 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2022 12:17 AM (f7Cdr)
Well, the users of wrong pronouns have occupied all the cells at SuperMax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:19 AM (i7y3
UltraMax? that's for Ultra Maga.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:31 AM (oHd/0)
I stumbled on this live feed, with commentary going that is not stupid. Some guy who knows a bit about the subject, was just talking about lunar launch windows and how they work:
https://tinyurl.com/22vpede3
Still not the best in the world by a long shot, but much better than that Wokefest that is NASA. Hell, they were taking selfies on set.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Thanks! I'm also too lazy to search for non-NASA PAO video.
This guy is at KSC. He's doing commentary for the benefit of people at VIP viewing sites and paid visitor viewing sites in several locations at KSC.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 12:31 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 12:22 AM (2eKfM)
I was in an old mine near Nelson, B.C., the "Granite-Poorman" mine, worked for gold, which also had veins of Scheelite, a tungsten mineral. Scheelite fluoresces bright blue-white under a short-wave UV lamp. Was pretty spectacular underground, with all the helmet lamps off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:32 AM (i7y38)
Left and right both have delusions about the police and confuse individuals with them as an organization.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 16, 2022 12:32 AM (gk6Bp)
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Let them dangle off each side of the nose.
They can hear each other scream as they
go through the atmosphere.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:33 AM (ziH0B)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 16, 2022 12:33 AM (OTzUX)
This is the point of these SMS campaigns, you can put any lie in you want. No one can check it.
Oh, pretty sure his PAC claim is bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 16, 2022 12:10 AM (5p7BC)
corporate PACs can't give candidates money DIRECTLY... they just run their own ads in support. So technically, he is correct.... but it's a lie all the same.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:34 AM (oHd/0)
They can hear each other scream as they
go through the atmosphere.
Posted by: Braenyard
Like a pair of loaded fuzzy dice. I like it.
Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2022 12:35 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:35 AM (YJwUM)
What a great name for a town.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 12:35 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
reminds me
proposed Moron theme song
https://tinyurl.com/ytwtrjxm
Posted by: Miklos, head above parapet at November 16, 2022 12:36 AM (NOVDU)
"Can't launch without a network switch." Bunch of Gen-Z pantywaists.....
Posted by: probably not Buzz Aldrin at November 16, 2022 12:31 AM (P1f+c)
I mudlogged on wells with the Baroid BLS-2000 logging system, and it used a single-board computer that was basically a clone of the Apollo system. Processor on a single board, but there were also I/O boards, A/D boards, D/A boards, and memory board (64k!) all in a 19" rack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:36 AM (i7y38)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:36 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:37 AM (JhU5U)
Thanks! I'm also too lazy to search for non-NASA PAO video.
This guy is at KSC. He's doing commentary for the benefit of people at VIP viewing sites and paid visitor viewing sites in several locations at KSC.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 12:31 AM (AMIL/)
Ouch - wrong again. This guy is not with NASA. He has a website called Everyday Astronaut. There are one or more KSC employees doing commentary for the on-site VIPs and visitors. I do not know if that feed is available to the public.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 12:37 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 16, 2022 12:33 AM (OTzUX)
but did Al-Tikriti complain? I think not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (i7y38)
And the longer he waits, the less likely he will and the greater weight of sins for which he must answer.
Posted by: setnaffa at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (bYETr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:36 AM (i7y3
An/UYK 20 Navy Computers... programmed in binary. Used to be able to solder in individual bytes of memory, and literally step through the program and check it's function with a data probe.
And we used them to talk to ships and subs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (oHd/0)
What did they fuck up this time?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:39 AM (YJwUM)
Godspeed, you irrational pile of scrap. Don't kill too many people.
Posted by: spindrift
If the SLS launches but then crashes into Poland, will they blame the Russians and start WWIII?
Imagine that, if you will.
Bullshit, or not?
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 16, 2022 12:39 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:34 AM (oHd/0)
Not like his voters are smart enough to see through the deception.
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:39 AM (JhU5U)
What did they fuck up this time?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (ufFY
OK, so who forgot to put a new battery in the fucking clock!!!!
Posted by: NASA Engineer at November 16, 2022 12:40 AM (oHd/0)
Maybe NASA will get lucky
'night.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:40 AM (ziH0B)
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:37 AM (JhU5U)
Wait.
That happens in a sex war?!
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 16, 2022 12:40 AM (QKlj8)
What did they fuck up this time?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Are you watching an old stream?
We're at 24 minutes. Previous attempt aborted at 10 minutes, IIRC.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:41 AM (YJwUM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Fortunately, YouTubers can pay a fee to get access to NASA's raw feeds, and run their own programs. I recommend NASASpaceflight and Everyday Astronaut.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 12:41 AM (0D0Oa)
What did they fuck up this time?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (ufFY
They are in a built-in hold period. Launch Director will poll all the main players for GO/NO-GO from them during this hold.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 12:41 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: probably not Buzz Aldrin
Our recommendation is that Buzz punch the shit out of everyone he wants to.
Posted by: Consultants Miklos McKinsey and Company at November 16, 2022 12:42 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (oHd/0) deception.
We had a computer upgrade/replacement mumbledy years ago. They wheeled out what was about half the size of a standard server rack, which was the HDD. Something like 20 kB, as I recall.
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:43 AM (JhU5U)
And I'm not as old as I look.
Posted by: Miklos has a sense of temporal perspective
Yup, Grandad was in France... Artillery, in WW1.. I have his uniforms, medals, records, and a very few pictures.
In generational terms, not that damn long ago.
Posted by: Romeo13
My Grandfather joined the Army in 1915, when he was 20 years old. He served on the border under Major Patton, then went to the Great War. He was on the battlefield on Nov.11, 1918. He died 20 years before I was born, but is buried with his wife (my Grandmother, of course) and next to my parents; my Father was a veteran of WWII. I don't get out to their graves often enough.
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 16, 2022 12:43 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 12:43 AM (YJwUM)
I think this T -10m hold is planned. The launch window doesn't open until well after 10 minutes from now.
If you look at the various mission timelines, you'll see scheduled holds built in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 12:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 16, 2022 12:40 AM (QKlj
Better not be shooting blanks like those low-T millennials and Gen Zers.
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:45 AM (JhU5U)
Went to a SLS launch scheduled for 1am - it got halted about a minute or so before launch, some redundant pressure sensor or some such. Got scrubbed until the next day.
Went back to Tampa, got up, buddies had to take a semi with a refrigeration unit to a Publix in Ft Myers, then we went BACK to Cape Canaveral to watch the launch, again scheduled for 1am. This time it went off.
We were at the entrance to the NWR. I could feel the heat of the rockets, and feel the vibrations in my sternum when it took off. Way fucking awesome.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 12:45 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos, working on some fatwas at November 16, 2022 12:45 AM (NOVDU)
And we used them to talk to ships and subs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:38 AM (oHd/0)
We didn't have to program; just use the darn thing. The operator communicated with the computer by way of a teletype terminal. All the parameters monitored had a code number. "100" was hole depth. Type in "100", and the system would display the current hole depth, to a tenth of a foot. "101" was bit depth, and when it tracked with hole depth, it meant the bit was on bottom, drilling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 12:46 AM (i7y38)
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:37 AM (JhU5U)
That's probably the only thing they CAN do well.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 16, 2022 12:46 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: flounder at November 16, 2022 12:43 AM (JhU5U)
Diablo 30 Hard Disk... used a platter bigger than an old LP record. We'd have to use an O'scope to tune the speed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2022 12:46 AM (oHd/0)
Another part of the destructive march through the institutions.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:47 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 12:47 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: flounder
34 year old women just come and sit on my grave every day.
No complaints
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at November 16, 2022 12:48 AM (NOVDU)
I was promised two biliion dollars worth of entertainment (10x development costs not included), dammit.
Posted by: spindrift at November 16, 2022 12:49 AM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 16, 2022 12:43 AM (tjZg/)
My grandad went down to Mexico with Pershing to chase Pancho Villa around, and then to France for the Great War. He was mustard gassed (lightly) and sent to recuperate, whereupon he met a nice French girl named Pauline. He was married at the time....
But my aunt and my middle name are Pauline, if that tells you anything. I found his muster cards; he was put on bread and water for drinking on guard duty. Probably did better in France, since he got several decorations for pulling wounded soldiers out of no-man's-land. I guess he was just bored stateside.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 16, 2022 12:49 AM (LOVUx)
Another part of the destructive march through the institutions.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:47 AM (Cus5s)
Pisses me off no end. I worked hard to become the competent and experienced architect I am, and I am a govt worker, and I'm looked at like I'm some sort of DEI hire.
Fuck that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 16, 2022 12:51 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 12:51 AM (ufFY8)
DeSantis does some hot stuff but so far he's just a politician. Trump is fighting to save the soul of this
nation.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (ziH0B)
Not to mention that because he can't run again he is the only one, thee...only...one than can go back in on day 1 with absolutely no fucks to give and be a wrecking ball. No working for reelection 4 years out, no silly dances because of reelection, no worry about pissing off the wrong people, zip, nadda. He wouldn't even need to worry about the poles. He can blowtorch the whole fucking place and the most he'll have to worry about is just what vacation home he'll die a happy man in.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 16, 2022 12:53 AM (CCcN5)
It's a non-issue.
Unlike the fact that no Republican can win in 2024 under the current conditions.
So munch some popcorn and enjoy the show, the country is going to hell and you have a front row seat.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 16, 2022 12:56 AM (5p7BC)
Just enough, not too much.
Don't want any heads popping right off...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 12:15 AM (jTmQV)
Military long drop. Measure the height and weight of a prisoner to get the proper length of rope. There's a chart for that.
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 12:57 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 12:58 AM (Cus5s)
For those that haven't experienced it, it feels like a low magnitude earthquake.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 16, 2022 12:58 AM (5p7BC)
Just enough, not too much.
Don't want any heads popping right off...
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Care to hear how the Gypsies were paid for impalements?
Posted by: If Miklos were King of America for 48 hours.... at November 16, 2022 12:59 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 16, 2022 12:59 AM (5p7BC)
nation.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (ziH0B)
Excellent point!
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:00 AM (emlEe)
Pushing it back "indefinitely", meaning they don't know exactly when they'll start the clock again. Something about the replaced ethernet switch, and needed to test range safety systems.
This is what will blow the rocket up if it goes off course and say starts heading toward Miami or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 01:02 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 01:02 AM (vILiQ)
We can't get the parts for this thing!
Posted by: BidenBot Support Team at November 16, 2022 01:03 AM (NOVDU)
It's like lashing Estes rockets to a 16" Iowa shell.
"We couldn't make it work without the heroic advancements our colleagues at Morton Thiokol brought to you by Mitt Romney and affiliated Senate scumbags. No, really! There were no other options!"
Posted by: spindrift at November 16, 2022 01:03 AM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Possible Thread Winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 01:03 AM (vILiQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
This causes me to think of young women in summer clothes.
Posted by: May have misread that, and does not care at November 16, 2022 01:04 AM (NOVDU)
George Knapp
@g_knapp
The full story has not been told about the search warrants served on the man who owns an Area 51 website. FBI and OSI agents stormed into two of Joerg Arnu's homes, kicked in the doors, took a lot of stuff. I've been gathering info for the story airing Tuesday night on KLAS.
8:10 PM · Nov 14, 2022
8 News Now Investigators: Area 51 website raided by the FBI
youtube.com/watch?v=MxHXCZnlNnQ
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:10 AM (MFZ8i)
I need to find out from Miklos the cost of an Albanian title. Cause Scottish lord only costs 50 bucks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 16, 2022 01:11 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 01:12 AM (AMIL/)
nation.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (ziH0B)
Excellent point!
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:00 AM
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All I have heard from Trump lately is bitching about the last election and taking credit for a shitty vaccine.
Wake me up when he is more issues and less ego. The last two elections with him as head of the Republican party have been disasters.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:13 AM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Gref
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My old grandmother used to say 'anything mechanical, give it a good bash.'
Posted by: Capt. Colin Maud at November 16, 2022 01:14 AM (MMzVU)
Posted by: spindrift at November 16, 2022 01:15 AM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Scotland is cold and wet.
Albania is the Florida of the Balkans.
Posted by: Miklos I, keeping secret plans re:Croatia at November 16, 2022 01:15 AM (NOVDU)
I think I just heard no earlier than 1:45AM, rough estimate. Launch windows ends at 3:04AM.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
You didn't listen to him tonight, did you?
Posted by: Miklos en pointe at November 16, 2022 01:16 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:10 AM (MFZ8i)
I swear any verbal interaction I have now with any level of legal officers, even if only 'hello', my answer is 'I have to speak to a lawyer first'.
I do not buy 'the FBI rank and file are good guys', either. They are participating in this bullshit and are just as guilty as the politicos at the top.
It's nice to know American totalitarianism is right around the corner. And they say 'it can't happen here'.
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:17 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Florida Man at November 16, 2022 01:17 AM (MMzVU)
DeSantis does some hot stuff but so far he's just a politician. Trump is fighting to save the soul of this
nation.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 12:18 AM (ziH0B)
Not to mention that because he can't run again he is the only one, thee...only...one than can go back in on day 1 with absolutely no fucks to give and be a wrecking ball. No working for reelection 4 years out, no silly dances because of reelection, no worry about pissing off the wrong people, zip, nadda. He wouldn't even need to worry about the poles. He can blowtorch the whole fucking place and the most he'll have to worry about is just what vacation home he'll die a happy man in.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2022 12:51 AM
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Um, have you guys ever heard of the term "lame duck presidency"?
Nobody has to do a damn thing Trump says because they don't have to worry about him being reelected. Also, because this election was such a disaster, nothing is going to get through the Senate because the GOP won't have anything close to 60 votes.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:18 AM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: publius
Damn
You sound like Darleen
Posted by: Miklos knows damn well when the shift changes at the Waffle Hut at November 16, 2022 01:18 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: spindrift at November 16, 2022 01:20 AM (b6Xy8)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
You didn't listen to him tonight, did you?
Posted by: Miklos en pointe at November 16, 2022 01:16 AM
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Nope, I have never listened to Trump's long addresses and neither does 90% of the American public. If Trump wants to get elected he is going to have to pound issues and force the media to cover it instead of the sideshow.
Color me doubtful.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:21 AM (MFZ8i)
Don't want any heads popping right off...
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Or OKW generals slowing dying from blunt force trauma.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2022 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 01:22 AM (esps4)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:13 AM (MFZ8i)
Yep. Trump is responsible for the vote fraud that made at least the last three Federal elections disasters.
Oh wait. He tried to fight the vote fraud in 2020 but the feckless eGOPs didn't want their collective apple carts overturned so they did nothing. Except blame Trump like you are doing.
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:22 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos
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This is hard to interpret.
Posted by: Florida Man
Albania Man just likes to play Ted Nugent on his waterproof dobro in seasonal storms.
He will also hold your beer if requested.
Posted by: Miklos knows damn well the Culture of my People at November 16, 2022 01:22 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Better Winter weather.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2022 01:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Billie, Bobbie, and Betti Jo at November 16, 2022 01:24 AM (NOVDU)
They have a caulk problem around some sensor on the Orion spacecraft at the top. They've determined it will likely fall out during launch, but have now determined no additional risk to the rocket if it falls off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Better Winter weather.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Well, he and his partner were run out of Mexico by Pancho Villa (about 1910), where they were prospecting for silver, .
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 01:29 AM (vILiQ)
Talking hopeful that the count will resume shortly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:13 AM (MFZ8i)
Yep. Trump is responsible for the vote fraud that made at least the last three Federal elections disasters.
Oh wait. He tried to fight the vote fraud in 2020 but the feckless eGOPs didn't want their collective apple carts overturned so they did nothing. Except blame Trump like you are doing.
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:22 AM
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The vote fraud you refer to is called "ballot harvesting". Trump and the GOPe had plenty of time in 2022 to do what the Democrats are doing but didn't do anything.
I would have thought that Trump that lost in 2020 because of this would have been proactive in helping the GOP set up their own ballot harvesting organizations in the states with mass mail in ballots.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:30 AM (MFZ8i)
They seem OK.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Like the MALE thinks he knows.
I think they're cute!
IT'S A GO
Posted by: Madison Anne ( I hate that name) d'Avoirdupois, who identifies a Poor Black Trans-Child at November 16, 2022 01:31 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Once you've been in a 6.9, anything less is anti-climactic.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2022 01:31 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 01:33 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: publius
The Paulo, he is, how you say, unsure which pitch to swing at.
Posted by: Paulo at November 16, 2022 01:34 AM (P1f+c)
Trump that lost in 2020 because of this would have been proactive in helping the GOP set up their own
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
There is stupid.
There is irretrievably stupid.
There is willfully stupid
Posted by: Miklos assesses this as a Cat 3 stupid at November 16, 2022 01:35 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Shoulda consulted me! No cock problems.
Posted by: Adm. Rachel Levine at November 16, 2022 01:35 AM (4Rr1Z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 01:35 AM (j2XJk)
Doing the final launch poll, now....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 01:37 AM (0D0Oa)
Posted by: publius
Rich Baris, the People's Space Pollster!
Posted by: Miklos assesses error at November 16, 2022 01:37 AM (NOVDU)
I would have thought that Trump that lost in 2020 because of this would have been proactive in helping the GOP set up their own ballot harvesting organizations in the states with mass mail in ballots.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 16, 2022 01:30 AM (MFZ8i)
No. Vote fraud is a many-headed Hydra. Ballot harvesting, voting machine algorithms, multiple voter registrations, trunks of ballots miraculously being found to turn around an election, polls worker tabulating votes behind closed doors, states ignoring their own election laws vis-a-vis mail in ballots, plus I'm sure there are more ways the Dems cheat.
Unless people literally hang for vote fraud, we are boned as a Nation.
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:37 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2022 01:38 AM (j2XJk)
Posted by: JROD at November 16, 2022 01:38 AM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 16, 2022 01:38 AM (Rbu5d)
Oh God, they played the audio of the final poll. Female womyns flight director or whoever the shit she was. Going through with much verbiage, "At this time, I would like to conduct the final poll."
WHen Gene Kranz did it, well, there wasn't any touchy feely shit. All right, boys, let's go. Surgeon? Go, Flight! So-and-so? Go, Flight!
All right boys, let's light this candle!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 01:37 AM (0D0Oa)
Camera shifts to guy in asbestos suit, trudging out to launch pad with barbecue lighter in hand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 01:39 AM (4Rr1Z)
And besides, Trump's plan to counter the fraud is to demand same day voting and election night counting. Meanwhile the Dems are going to mail out ballots and harvest them for six months before the election while Trump talks about the system being bad
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 16, 2022 01:40 AM (s1S6Y)
T - 7:45 about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 01:41 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 01:39 AM (4Rr1Z)
Ha
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 01:41 AM (0D0Oa)
"With Artemis missions, NASA will land the first woman and first person of color on the Moon, using innovative technologies to explore more of the lunar .... "
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So, this being a scientific and engineering program, what is the scientific gains expected by involving sex and skin color?
Posted by: Ciampino - should we send Little People too? at November 16, 2022 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 01:43 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 01:43 AM (4Rr1Z)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 01:44 AM (0D0Oa)
Here we go....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Vehicle on internal power. T -1 m
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The comically-long fuse burned out about 3 inches short of the rocket? I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at November 16, 2022 01:48 AM (P1f+c)
We have lift off!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos likes to think at November 16, 2022 01:48 AM (NOVDU)
Max dynamic pressure achieved, engines throttled back up. Over 1000 mph velocity, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Lesbians hardest hit.
Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2022 01:52 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Lesbians hardest hit.
Posted by: RickZ
Chinese Space Junk!
Posted by: Miklos averts eyes at November 16, 2022 01:52 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2022 01:53 AM (P1f+c)
7600ish mph.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:53 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: #MiklosMusk at November 16, 2022 01:54 AM (NOVDU)
10K mph, coming up on core stage cut off, and separation. Long core stage burn, it was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)
0 to 12K mph in a little over 7 min. That's pretty good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)
what if I live in rural Illinois and not New Orleans or East St Louis. Doesn't that make my odds 20 times better (not accounting for my less than harmonious disposition)? Death by tractor has greater odds of killing me. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2022 11:03
True dat illiniwek. I farmer for 32 yrs an got out w/ my life and all my digits. Not all my relatives did so.
And I shouldn't get killed by urban violence unless I visit Chicago. That used to b fun, no more no way am I going there until fix some things. And Laruie Lightbrain isn't going to do it.
Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2022 01:55 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 16, 2022 01:56 AM (YJwUM)
Core MECO, separation. They'll light the 2nd stage in a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 01:56 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 01:56 AM (AMIL/)
*goes outside to play Drunken Midnight William Tell Lawn Darts with Darleen, Charleen, Bubba and Bubba Jr.*
Posted by: Miklos trusts some Moron to hold all our beers at November 16, 2022 01:57 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2022 01:58 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2022 01:59 AM (ufFY8)
Hell, the core stage got the thing nearly in orbit. They'll fire the upper stage only at apogee to do a perigee raise maneuver.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2022 01:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos thinks donuts on Monday would be OK at November 16, 2022 02:00 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2022 01:59 AM (VwHCD)
It was very cool
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:01 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 02:01 AM (4Rr1Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 02:02 AM (4Rr1Z)
Posted by: Miklos thinks normal at November 16, 2022 02:02 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:02 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pawn at November 16, 2022 02:02 AM (wsHtO)
Hell, the core stage got the thing nearly in orbit. They'll fire the upper stage only at apogee to do a perigee raise maneuver.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
It's technically in orbit. Problem is, this orbit has a perigee beneath Earth's surface, so raising they perigee is sort of necessary!
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:03 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Miklos thinks Old Skool at November 16, 2022 02:03 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:03 AM (AMIL/)
Unless Elon can get his hole digger thing up and running pronto!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:04 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:03 AM (AMIL/)
Unless Elon can get his hole digger thing up and running pronto!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:04 AM (ufFY
LOL
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:05 AM (AMIL/)
No Gene Kranz is this female womyn launch director. Doing some touchy feely shit, I heard before I muted it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Gref
ALL YOUR ARTEMIS ARE BELONG TO US
Posted by: Nazi Alien Antarctic Base at November 16, 2022 02:06 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:06 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 01:44 AM (0D0Oa)
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I thought they used something like diethylzinc or similar pyrophoric metal hydride for ignition - ignites in contact with oxygen without requiring a spark or anything similar.
Posted by: Ciampino - So how about Seven Dwarfs? A Disney promotion? at November 16, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Heard this guy on the feed say it would hit somewhere in the Pacific coming back. Or try to, probably would burn up big time before it hit the surface.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino
Number Two
Bring him
Use mini-sub entrance Three
Posted by: Quasi Evil Arch Villain Miklos at November 16, 2022 02:09 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Ciampino - So how about Seven Dwarfs? A Disney promotion? at November 16, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
That almost sounds like Dr Who technobabble.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:09 AM (ufFY8)
With Artemis missions, NASA will land the first woman and first person of color on the Moon, using innovative technologies to explore ...
Conspicuously missing is any mention of bringing them back ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 16, 2022 02:10 AM (pNxlR)
They're deploying the solar panels on the Orion spacecraft looks like. The service module is some ESA, euroweenie shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
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I watched several feeds online. Women pre launch host, women guests. Woman launch director. Woman of color landing on the moon, women, women, women. Look, I've got nothing against women. I married one. But holy hell....
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 16, 2022 02:10 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Miklos, your frindly third shift Ancient and Medieval Historian at November 16, 2022 02:11 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 16, 2022 02:10 AM (RG7Wy)
Did any of them have nice tits?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2022 02:12 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 01:44 AM (0D0Oa)
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I thought they used something like diethylzinc or similar pyrophoric metal hydride for ignition - ignites in contact with oxygen without requiring a spark or anything similar.
Posted by: Ciampino - So how about Seven Dwarfs? A Disney promotion? at November 16, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
The igniters are inside the engine combustion chamber. The big sparklers are to burn any gaseous hydrogen that may get released if there's a problem before start, to ignite it as it vents, to preclude a lot of gaseous hydrogen accumulating and becoming an explosion hazard.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:12 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Gref
What's wrong with lithobraking?
Posted by: a Kerbal at November 16, 2022 02:13 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:13 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JT at November 16, 2022 02:13 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Gref
Order me 12
Posted by: Stacy A with lotsa leftover campaign moneys at November 16, 2022 02:13 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:15 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ciampino - So how about Seven Dwarfs? A Disney promotion? at November 16, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
You're probably right. I heard on steam that the sparker was just used to burn off excess H2. I must have remembered that wrong.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 02:15 AM (0D0Oa)
Posted by: a Kerbal
You have to plot it on a lithograph.
Takes time.
Posted by: Miklos-Albrect Durer at November 16, 2022 02:15 AM (NOVDU)
No, I'm not listening to Meghan and Kayla, thank you very much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:16 AM (Mzdiz)
The nerdy guy reeks of soy...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2022 02:16 AM (ufFY8)
Hard rocket engine starts are a bitch.
That's when thing go a bit 'splodey. You let too much build up before it ignites, you get a little boom.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 02:17 AM (0D0Oa)
Posted by: Lifting me, taking me hiya at November 16, 2022 02:17 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 02:17 AM (0D0Oa)
Logitech from Best Buy?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:18 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JT at November 16, 2022 02:19 AM (T4tVD)
That will be a while. Next up is the perigee-rape burn.
Posted by: publius
Oh, be-HAVE.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at November 16, 2022 02:20 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:21 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2022 02:23 AM (ufFY8)
"Made it, built it, fixed what needed fixing"
"But I make more money than you, bigots"
Posted by: Miklos hears the post-game at November 16, 2022 02:23 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 16, 2022 02:24 AM (0D0Oa)
Posted by: Ciampino - Youall know The Final Exam story? at November 16, 2022 02:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Time transported Miklos at November 16, 2022 02:26 AM (NOVDU)
LOL
Been watching The Expanse for the first time, up to season 3.
Point being, don't pick any Samoans like the Martian marine Bobbie chick - she is built for comfort, not for speed.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2022 02:28 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
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I watched several feeds online. Women pre launch host, women guests. Woman launch director. Woman of color landing on the moon, women, women, women. Look, I've got nothing against women. I married one. But holy hell....
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 16, 2022 02:10 AM (RG7Wy)
For decades NASA has been doing "outreach" with space food and cool videos of launches and astronauts doing spins inside the space station, targeted at grade school and middle school kids. Objective is to get kids, especially women and minorities, interested in STEM degree tracks in colleges. Because who doesn't want to become an astronaut and eat freeze-dried ice cream while spinning in zero-gee?
Yet I've never seen any statistics or heard anecdotal evidence that this has had any effect on STEM college enrollment or graduations. But this crap will never end.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:29 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: a Kerbal
You have to plot it on a lithograph.
Takes time.
Posted by: Miklos-Albrect Durer at November 16, 2022 02:15 AM (NOVDU)
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So what is this lithobraking? Do you throw stones at it to stop it? Or is it brake-dancing on rocks? .... wait ... brake .... break ...?
Posted by: Ciampino - You all know The Final Exam story? at November 16, 2022 02:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
That explains the pocket pen-and-poontang protectors.
Posted by: Miklos had the cootie shot at November 16, 2022 02:30 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
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Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:35 AM (ufFY8)
FUN FACT
Many years ago, I met the physical trainer for the Hungarian Cosmonauts (it was commie time).
He explained that Hungary had developed Space Booze (palinka in jellied form, so it wouldn't float around in weightless conditions).
Gave me a tube. It was actual 44% alcohol Hungarian palinka in a tube. Said the Russkies wanted the recipe, but NO.
Posted by: Miklos recalls that it tasted OK and had a kick at November 16, 2022 02:36 AM (NOVDU)
TLI, trans-lunar injection.
That will be a while. Next up is the perigee-rape burn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
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Wait, are we doing those puberty blocker injections to transition the Moon? Is it going to grow some Tetons and become a planetoid?
Posted by: Ciampino - Do I have to tell The Final Exam story? at November 16, 2022 02:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
Barney, you explain it.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at November 16, 2022 02:38 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 02:39 AM (AMIL/)
1 minute to perigee-raise burn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Fancy term for mountain road emergency truck braking ramp in the steeper downhill grades.
And if de-obriting at 24,000 mph doesn't qualify for an emergency braking ramp, then what does?
*envisions fifty mile long decel lane with 3ft. deep gravel deceleration medium as "pavement" along it's length*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2022 02:41 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Sir Perigee Raise-Burn at November 16, 2022 02:42 AM (NOVDU)
Perigee burn good. Full thrust, manuever completed.
Now, orbit is good, TLI will come next. That will be a long burn, 8 minutes. Perigee burn was just 30 s or less.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)
This is pretty high orbit. 1100 mi high now, velocity around 14.8K mph.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 02:47 AM (ufFY8)
Oh well. At least it didn't blow up, as I about half expected.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2022 02:49 AM (JOtiF)
TLI burn in about 30 min now. This will be the longest burn of the RL-10 in space to date.
Once that happens, successfully, it will be on the way to the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 02:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Oh well. At least it didn't blow up, as I about half expected.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2022 02:49 AM (JOtiF)
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Look at it this way, if that money had not been spent on this beautiful firework, it would have ended up in Ukr4aine and then into DNC coffers/bank accounts.
Posted by: Ciampino - I bet AOC would have spent it on something else woke at November 16, 2022 03:02 AM (qfLjt)
Diversity uber alles, which is why the Chinese are going to clean our clock.
Posted by: buddhaha at November 16, 2022 03:05 AM (Xme3z)
TLI in about 8 min. If I'm looking at the profile trajectory right, this thing is not going to complete 1 full orbit before TLI. Get on the back side of the earth, relative to the Moon, and do TLI.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2022 03:10 AM (sAmhv)
TLI burn started. This is an 18 min burn, not 8. So that is a long one indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)
She's pouring on the coal. Velocity now 19K mph.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Halfway through the burn, velocity 20.8K mph.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 03:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Burn complete, she's on the way to the Moon. 5 day coast.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2022 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: GnuBreed
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