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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/09/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

I’m not out here with this dumb alarm asking you guys to love abortion. I am asking you to love women, enough, to trust women enough to make their own difficult decisions and to vote for the people who will make that happen tomorrow. Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won.” Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)


Quote II

‘When you win, bring it back to Malibu, because I’ll feel much better knowing there’s a piece of me here.” Actor Sean Penn

Quote III

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain


Quote IV

“Given the fluid nature of the situation we have no comment right now.”Dan Madge, a spokesperson for the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan


Quote V

“In the same way that I experience being a woman in a man’s body, I experience that I should have been paralysed from the waist down. This is not a desire to be a burden on society. It is about the wheelchair being an aid for me to function in everyday life, both privately and at work,” Jørund Viktoria Alme

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Perhaps it is because I'm a cynical guy, I never thought the Red Wave was going to come. Too be honest, we did about what I expected. That said, I have some general observations about yesterday's mid-term elections.


Pennsylvania proves that voters vote for the party rather than the candidate. We know they elected a mentally challenged senator. They also re-elected a dead man.


Wisconsin is very fortunate that the Democrats put up an all-American Hating communist by the name of Mandela Barnes. Ron Johnson is the first 3 terms Republican senator that I recall in my life time.

The Republican party has to adopt the tactics of the Democrats when it comes to Get Out The Vote and other ground game efforts.

Contrary to what Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks, I believe that Donald Trump did cost some Republican pick ups. I'm looking at Wisconsin and GOP Gov. candidate Tim Michels, Georgia Republican Senate candidate Herschel Walker and Pennsylvania GOP Senate candidate Dr. Oz.

Oz and Michels both carpet baggers and Trump endorsed. Both lost and I can't speak for Oz's ground game, Michels really didn't have one. You can buy all the advertising in the world but you have to connect with the voters and a ground game helps with that.

The national GOP has to spend money and assist in the ground game of candidates which have a chance of beating weak incumbent Dems. I'm looking at you Mitch McConnell.

I didn't look up the numbers for Oz. But Michels under performed Sen. Ron Johnson who eked out a win.


Arizona is no longer a solid Red State. Or am I wrong and have read to much into the governor's and senate race? I know one thing. Arizona is no longer the conservative bastion that gave us Barry Goldwater.


Just my observations. There is no one single factor that caused the Red Dribble as ace so eloquently named it.


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"But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?"

Cornell University has suspended all parties and social events hosted by fraternities after campus police said one student reported a sexual assault and another four reported their drinks being drugged.

The events all allegedly occurred at off-campus houses affiliated with the school's fraternities, according to university officials in a letter to the community on Monday.

The student-led Interfraternity Council, which governs all council-recognized fraternities at Cornell, made the decision to temporarily suspend social events on Sunday following an emergency meeting.

"Fraternity leaders will take this time to implement stronger health and safety plans. No IFC-affiliated social events will resume until student leaders and Cornell staff are confident activities can take place responsibly and safely," wrote Cornell President Martha E. Pollack and Ryan Lombardi, vice president of student and campus life.

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Learn to ask, #DoYouWantFriesWithThat.

Meta is laying off 11,000 employees, about 13 percent of its workforce, CEO Mark Zuckerberg wrote in a message to staff today. Zuckerberg said his previous decision to increase spending didn't pay off as he thought it would and that Meta's "revenue outlook is lower than we expected at the beginning of this year."

Meta had 87,314 employees as of September 30, 2022, an increase of 28 percent over the previous 12 months.

"At the start of Covid, the world rapidly moved online and the surge of e-commerce led to outsized revenue growth. Many people predicted this would be a permanent acceleration that would continue even after the pandemic ended," Zuckerberg wrote. "I did too, so I made the decision to significantly increase our investments. Unfortunately, this did not play out the way I expected. Not only has online commerce returned to prior trends, but the macroeconomic downturn, increased competition, and ads signal loss have caused our revenue to be much lower than I'd expected. I got this wrong, and I take responsibility for that."


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Arizona population: 7.276 million (2021). Florida population: 21.78 million (2021) What does Florida do differently than Arizona in counting ballots?

Attention CFP Nation, we are flipping Nevada Red, Kari and Blake will win Arizona, we will control the House and Senate…

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Spoiled children act up. No word if Mommy & Daddy came to bail them out.

Protesters have scrawled blue graffiti over Andy Warhol’s Campbell’s Soup Cans.

The two women shouted ‘we’re in a climate emergency’ as they glued themselves to the iconic artwork at the National Gallery of Australia in Canberra.

It was the latest in a series of protests targeting famous pieces of art around the world.


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So the thin skinned Wokesters at 30 Rockefeller Plaza have the hurtsies. Comedian Dave Chappelle is to host SNL this upcoming Saturday, November 12th.

There’s unrest at 30 Rock, Page Six hears, over the decision to sign up Dave Chappelle to host “Saturday Night Live” this weekend.

We’re told that some staff writers are so furious that the comedy superstar — who has made transphobic and homophobic jokes — has been chosen to helm the iconic show that they’re sitting out the episode.

“They’re not going to do the show,” an insider told Page Six. “But none of the actors are boycotting.”

But Chappelle’s rep told us that there was nothing to suggest that there was a boycott when they attended writers’ meetings this week.


“SNL” revealed last week the “Chappelle Show” star would host the show with musical guest Black Star on Nov. 12. It’ll be his third time as host.

He last hosted the sketch comedy show in 2020, well before Netflix released his 2021 special “The Closer.” It angered some viewers because many of Chappelle’s jokes were aimed at the trans community. For example, he intentionally misgendered a trans friend and fellow comedian for laughs.

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Solar panels in a parking lot? What could wrong in France?

In France, solar just got a huge boost from new legislation approved through the Senate this week that requires all parking lots with spaces for at least 80 vehicles – both existing and new – be covered by solar panels.

The new provisions are part of French president Emmanuel Macron’s large-scale plan to heavily invest in renewables, which aims to multiply by 10 the amount of solar energy produced in the country, and to double the power from land-based wind farms.

Starting July 1, 2023, smaller carparks that have between 80 and 400 spaces will have five years to be in compliance with the new measures. Carparks with more than 400 spaces have a shorter timeline: They will need to comply with the new measures within three years of this date, and at least half of the surface area of the parking lot will need to be covered in solar panels.


My favorite part of the story? According to the government, this plan, which particularly targets large parking areas around commercial centers and train stations, could generate up to 11 gigawatts, which is the equivalent of 10 nuclear reactors

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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM Be careful where you light up that spliff after these elections.

MARIJUANA
Here’s how five states voted on the legalization of recreational marijuana


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Air Fryer Emporium


On this day:9 Nov 1967
The first issue of Rolling Stone Magazine was published in San Francisco. It featured a photo of John Lennon on the cover, dressed in army fatigues while acting in his recent film, How I Won the War and the first issue had a free roach clip to hold a marijuana joint. The name of the magazine was compiled from three significant sources: the Muddy Waters song, the first rock ‘n’ roll record by Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 9 Nov 1944
Phil May, singer with the Pretty Things. He played on all of their charting singles, which included 'Rosalyn', (covered by David Bowie on his Pinups album) 'Don't Bring Me Down', 'Road Runner', and 'Cry to Me'. They took their name from Willie Dixon's 1955 song 'Pretty Thing'. He died on 15 May 2020 age 75 after suffering complications from emergency hip surgery. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Sage, cornbread or firearm stuffing? Genius Award Winner.

TSA Finds Gun Hidden Inside Florida Woman’s Chicken


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Cleanliness is next to godliness. Or in this case, Genius Award Winner.

A murder suspect was caught after allegedly stealing a shopping cart jam-packed with laundry detergent in La Verne on Tuesday.

The man was seen bolting out of a Vons supermarket on Foothill Blvd. while pushing a shopping cart filled with over 20 large bottles of Tide laundry detergent, said La Verne Police.

The store’s manager was seen chasing after the man in the parking lot.


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I need two of these tonight.

Gun with a good guy. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day, Part I

My wife worries a lot about someone grabbing one of our twin boys while she’s strapping the other one into his car seat. A similar scenario just happened in a Walmart parking lot in Warner Robins, Georgia where a 67-year-old man forcefully took a child out of a car and whisked the child into the woods behind the store.

Thankfully, a good guy with a gun saw the horrific crime in progress and interrupted the bad guy as police say he tried to strangle the child.


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Part II of Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day


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Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 10:00 PM (ES0pL)

2 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:00 PM (LsEU/)

3 Third

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 09, 2022 10:00 PM (ftFVW)

4 How many bodies in that lake, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:01 PM (7bRMQ)

5 Shteinah !


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:01 PM (XbH2s)

6 MisHum is stalking me at my lakefront cabin again!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 09, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

7 Present!

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 09, 2022 10:01 PM (c7HsI)

8 At last, something nice today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

9 I really feel enriched having watched the first 90 seconds of the mystery click.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 09, 2022 10:02 PM (ftFVW)

10

First? Again? Can my evening possibly get even better??

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 10:02 PM (ES0pL)

11 6 MisHum is stalking me at my lakefront cabin again!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 09, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

Cuz I loves ya.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

12 to trust women enough to make their own difficult decisions

If it's not a baby, why is it so difficult? If it's just a clump of cells, why would there be any apprehension?

Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at November 09, 2022 10:03 PM (XKZwp)

13 (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

How embarrassing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 10:04 PM (Xrfse)

14 Uncle Salty. One of my favorite Aerosmith songs. One never hears it on the radio.

Toys in the Attic was a masterpiece.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:04 PM (UQUAY)

15 Wait, someone snapped a photo of a Maricopa County election worker at Home Depot?

Wild.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:05 PM (6VKyY)

16 Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won.” Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

Lovely call to the cult of death.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:06 PM (XbH2s)

17 At last, something nice today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

Hey!

The art was lovely!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:06 PM (XIJ/X)

18 God Bless you MisHum.
I will hold on your content.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (r1z5A)

19 Glad South Dakota voted down the potheads, it is one of the states Im considering moving to, even though its bite my ass cold

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (VTu1l)

20 Good evening morons gracias mh

You're a ray of light in the dark night

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (EZebt)

21 top 21

Posted by: Theodore at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (pGonq)

22 The art was lovely!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I was otherwise occupied so I did not see it, but I will go back and check it out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

23 I was otherwise occupied so I did not see it, but I will go back and check it out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

Sorry, but, ah...Pete took it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

24 21 top 21

Posted by: Theodore at November 09, 2022 10:07 PM (pGonq)

Nicely done!

Posted by: pookysgirl, in officially blood-red Iowa at November 09, 2022 10:09 PM (XKZwp)

25 The election is done.
I take solace in you fine folks.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2022 10:09 PM (r1z5A)

26 "Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won."
-- Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

Oh...okay.

Our sons should not have to kill the children of the Jews we killed.
-- Einsatzgruppe A (They killed my great-great-grandmother)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)

27 Mr. Bassman says Dr. Hook people were fun, happy guys and that they were stoners. "Definitely see clouds of smoke coming from their dressing room."

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:09 PM (Emce2)

28 My late sister lost a baby because of miscarriage. She mourned her unborn daughter for the rest of her life.

Thankfully, she had a son who is a good man now.

I have, shall we say, very strong opinions about abortion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:10 PM (UQUAY)

29 The counting isn't done.

Still positive about getting the House. Hopeful on the Senate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:10 PM (6VKyY)

30 The art was lovely!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


If only I had known then what I know now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

31 I am humbled to share a birthday with the USMC tomorrow, Nov 10.

Salute!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (kXYt5)

32 I am so pissed at my fellow Missourians for legalizing marijuana. Well, not all of them; I haven't seen the breakdown yet, but I know damn well which three counties are responsible for this.

But now I'm going to have to smell pot every time I go back home and go to the grocery store. One more step in America's descent into a shithole.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (tp+tP)

33 The two women shouted ‘we’re in a climate emergency’ as they glued themselves to the iconic artwork at the National Gallery of Australia in Canberra.

This is just plain ol' mental illness. Hope the glue was permanent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

34 laundry detergent seems to be considered a nice commodity that ban be (stolen and then) traded for cash, or drugs maybe. Bad idea for murder suspects to engage in such low level crime, but murderers are generally ignorant people.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (Cus5s)

35 It is written that Lindsey Graham's comments on abortion cost us 14 seats. Donald Trump donated over $3,000,000 dollars and a rally to Walker.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (XbH2s)

36 But now I'm going to have to smell pot every time I go back home and go to the grocery store. One more step in America's descent into a shithole.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (tp+tP)

You'll think skunks are everywhere.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)

37 27 Mr. Bassman says Dr. Hook people were fun, happy guys and that they were stoners. "Definitely see clouds of smoke coming from their dressing room."
Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:09 PM (Emce2)

Contact high?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

38 The counting isn't done.

Still positive about getting the House. Hopeful on the Senate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Face it people, the counting isn't done until the Demonrats win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

39 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely cabin up top and nice tune behind it.

Thank heavens for armed Good Samaritans who are in the right place at the right time!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (CwSdS)

40 I am humbled to share a birthday with the USMC tomorrow, Nov 10.

Salute!!
Posted by: Muldoon
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Turkey baby here.

Happy birthday. : )

You too, jarhead 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (/P0vp)

41 She mourned her unborn daughter for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:10 PM (UQUAY)

She created a life...that life was lost too soon. Your sister recognized that spark!

How very different than the worshipers of the evil that is abortion!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)

42 Also a Turkey Baby here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:13 PM (6VKyY)

43 Missouri's "legislation" was a 38 page constitutional amendment. It's terrible.

By the same toke-n, we've been voting on this for several years and the legislature could have handled it the right way a long time ago. When I drive to IL to buy from a legal shop, I'm always in line with people from all over Missouri. The last time, the couple in front and the three buddies behind me were all conservatives. I traded AR pics with one of the guys behind me. Very patriotic guys.

Alcohol prohibition was a disaster, and so is the "War on Drugs". People really need to learn to mind their owned beeswax again.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:13 PM (zLn/W)

44 Just tried to comment on the mystery click and it says my IP has been banned. My comments are generally pretty anodyne, but I apologize if I've done something wrong.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (f7KxN)

45 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (bFMjy)

46 Perfect little cabin.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (V13WU)

47 You can look at Mitch all you want.
Mitch only cares about mitch and will gleefully pull the funding from any candidate that fails to swear fealty to him.

Posted by: Chemist at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (uSps2)

48 Nice ONT, MisHum. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (/P0vp)

49 One more step in America's descent into a shithole.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (tp+tP)

That is NYC! You can't walk anywhere in Manhattan without smelling the stench of marijuana.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (XIJ/X)

50 35 It is written that Lindsey Graham's comments on abortion cost us 14 seats. Donald Trump donated over $3,000,000 dollars and a rally to Walker.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (XbH2s)


I think you can try to guess my opinion of Miss Lindsay, but it far more negative than you can even imagine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

51 Just tried to comment on the mystery click and it says my IP has been banned. My comments are generally pretty anodyne, but I apologize if I've done something wrong.

in fairness, it might be that you have not done enough wrong

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:15 PM (bFMjy)

52 Since the Bood Moon sort of got overshadowed (SWIDT?) by the election, I thought I would share this bit of trivia.

I heard that there was a lunar cult, consisting of four guys in Pakistan who got so excited about the Blood Moon that they hollered until they could hardly speak.

Yup, you guessed it.

The four hoarse men of the paki eclipse!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:15 PM (kXYt5)

53 I kinda like the smell of pot. Fun to grow too, legally. Gonna try my hand at tobacco this season, should be a good commodity to trade with in the burning times since nothing with natural caffeine will grow here.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 09, 2022 10:15 PM (MhCcX)

54 My comments are generally pretty anodyne, but I apologize if I've done something wrong.
Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (f7KxN)
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Turn off your VPN, or pick a different city. VPNs pick up a block of IPs and sometimes you get unlucky. Happens to me from time-to-time, too.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:15 PM (zLn/W)

55 I am humbled to share a birthday with the USMC tomorrow, Nov 10.

Salute!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (kXYt5)

Happy birthday, sir. and I will have to make sure I share a shot of whiskey with my USMC boss tomorrow.

Also, Semper Fi, Dad and li'l brother. *hoists glass*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:15 PM (UQUAY)

56 Re: #44 - it was my computer (this is my phone). I did just start using a VPN, so maybe that's it?

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (f7KxN)

57 By the same toke-n, we've been voting on this for several years and the legislature could have handled it the right way a long time ago. When I drive to IL to buy from a legal shop, I'm always in line with people from all over Missouri. The last time, the couple in front and the three buddies behind me were all conservatives. I traded AR pics with one of the guys behind me. Very patriotic guys.

Alcohol prohibition was a disaster, and so is the "War on Drugs". People really need to learn to mind their owned beeswax again.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:13 PM (zLn/W)


Sorry, but every single person I've ever met who smoked pot regularly (and I've met a lot of them) was a dissipated slacker whose life was at least three-fourths of the way to being totally screwed up. If I wanted to live around people like that, I'd move to California.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

58 The abortion loving white women want unfettered abortion on demand for one reason and one reason only. They believe it keeps the black population in check. It is why Margaret Sanger started Planned Parenthood and it continues today for the very same reason. Liberal and moderate white women are racist to the core and anything that keeps black kids and families away from their neighborhood they are on board with. It is not because they want abortion available for their daughters , hell, their daughters have had a Norplant in their arm since age 15 . The trope about losing reproductive freedom has nothing to do with them.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (m/zX3)

59 Thanks insurgens - will try.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (f7KxN)

60 48 Nice ONT, MisHum. : )
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (/P0vp)

Thanks SMH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

61
It is written that Lindsey Graham's comments on abortion cost us 14 seats.

All this idiot had to say was that the matter is now in the hands of the states. I don't know if he just lacks political nous or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (MoZTd)

62 Contact high?

So, you gotta be touching them for this particular effect?

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (Yc4N3)

63 Good evening all.
I love the dog and kitty story.
Wonderful break after the last couple of days....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (y7HPh)

64 28 well said, Pug.

Posted by: Holy Crap at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (glGDV)

65 Contact high?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)


Bassman's band guys probably had their own supply. They may not have noticed if any smoke wafted from their own dressing room.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (Emce2)

66 it was my computer (this is my phone). I did just start using a VPN, so maybe that's it?



in fairness, not getting your comments

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:17 PM (bFMjy)

67 But now I'm going to have to smell pot every time I go back home and go to the grocery store. One more step in America's descent into a shithole.

*********

Yep, and even when apartments ban marijuana in their leases youll still have tenants growing fucking mini fields of pot in their bathrooms and running the fans 24/7 to mask the smell except that theres no ventilation, so all the smell goes into your apartment instead burning your lungs

Fuck potheads with the barbed dildo of death

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at November 09, 2022 10:17 PM (VTu1l)

68 could generate up to 11 gigawatts
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


And I could go to bed tonight with 11 supermodels.

I still like my chances more than France's.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)

69 MisHum - that mystery click is something else.

That is all.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (f7KxN)

70 Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:13 PM (zLn/W)

It's a complex issue, and normal adults getting high in the privacy of their own homes is not the problem!

Personally? I don't give a shit that you get high.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (XIJ/X)

71 "Chop up the inconvenient babies!!!

Kill! Kill! KILL!!"

--The Kimmels, probably

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (NiewD)

72 All this idiot had to say was that the matter is now in the hands of the states. I don't know if he just lacks political nous or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (MoZTd)


I don't *know*, either, but I have a pretty good idea.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (tp+tP)

73 People really need to learn to mind their owned beeswax again.

Really, man. Where did I put those Cheetos?

Posted by: Colorado at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse)

74 in fairness, did 496 get unbanned?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (bFMjy)

75 The art was lovely!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I love Eugene de Blaas - I even started a large copy of a work by him, but alas never finished - still sitting on my easel to this day:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (+Cgut)

76 Sorry, but every single person I've ever met who smoked pot regularly (and I've met a lot of them) was a dissipated slacker whose life was at least three-fourths of the way to being totally screwed up. If I wanted to live around people like that, I'd move to California.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)
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Yeah, I don't associate with people like that. The dope smokers I know are mostly entrepreneurs who run their own small businesses, CPAs, IT architecture guys, general contractors and developers.

Either way, it's a great argument against nationalized healthcare. People should live with the consequences of their own behaviors.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:19 PM (zLn/W)

77 France has huge carparks? guess they must, but pics I see are all tight streets and little room anywhere. ...

Solar panels might make some power, fine ... they probably overestimate the amount of power by a lot... but China will love their business. And car owners will like the shade on their cars. Good that France still likes nuclear, Germany may freeze this winter?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2022 10:19 PM (Cus5s)

78 Kamala Harris’ Husband Tells Dems To Rally Behind VP If Biden Does Not Seek Reelection

https://tinyurl.com/6m98r9m5

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:19 PM (/P0vp)

79 The four hoarse men of the paki eclipse!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:15 PM (kXYt5)
* * * *
Good one!

And happy birthday tomorrow!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 09, 2022 10:19 PM (CwSdS)

80 There's the option of not letting a penis into your vagina, but no one talks about that one.

Sex is a right and all.

And zero consequence sex is the other right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:19 PM (6VKyY)

81 That is NYC! You can't walk anywhere in Manhattan without smelling the stench of marijuana.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Or anywhere.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

82 All this idiot had to say was that the matter is now in the hands of the states. I don't know if he just lacks political nous or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (MoZTd)
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He was trying to play political games. If the dems voted against his proposal then he could say that they were pro abortion. It was stupid and a hallmark of GOP establishment thinking.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (P3k8Q)

83 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Head Scratchers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Perhaps he's going to use it to wheel some stuff around his carpeted house, and doesn't want Home Depot Parking Lot Funk all over the wheels?

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (P1f+c)

84 Trying a new VPN server here

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (t+ssV)

85 41 She mourned her unborn daughter for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:10 PM (UQUAY)

She created a life...that life was lost too soon. Your sister recognized that spark!

How very different than the worshipers of the evil that is abortion!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Visit a neonatal care unit and then tell me those tiny "things" struggling to survive are just clumps of cells, but don't say that near me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

86 So, you gotta be touching them for this particular effect?
Posted by: LRob in OK

"I'm not touching you. . . " (makes poking gestures)

*Every kid brother to at least one of their sisters in the backseat of the family car while on a long trip during the summer in the 60's with no air conditioning.*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (LsEU/)

87 40 SMH
I told your joke about what do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160. He's a retired MC pilot. He laughed.

Did you know the Marine Corps was started in a bar? Somebody had to be drunk to get up and say, Let's start a Marine Corps.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (Ueqns)

88 Have a sister-in-law who lost her baby at nine months. Had two strapping sons later. She still doesn't talk about the loss, 40 years later.

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (AmoqO)

89 Personally? I don't give a shit that you get high.

If you're working for me and doing it on my dime, I kinda do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (Xrfse)

90 78 Kamala Harris’ Husband Tells Dems To Rally Behind VP If Biden Does Not Seek Reelection

https://tinyurl.com/6m98r9m5
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:19 PM (/P0vp)


Good one! I larfed!


Oh. He's serious?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (6VKyY)

91 in fairness, why did 496 get banned?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (bFMjy)

92 91 in fairness, why did 496 get banned?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (bFMjy)

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I think Insurgens had the answer at #54.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:21 PM (t+ssV)

93 Yep, and even when apartments ban marijuana in their leases youll still have tenants growing fucking mini fields of pot in their bathrooms and running the fans 24/7 to mask the smell except that theres no ventilation, so all the smell goes into your apartment instead burning your lungs

Fuck potheads with the barbed dildo of death
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at November 09, 2022 10:17 PM (VTu1l)


Great, something else for me to look forward to.

Why are there people who invest themselves so deeply in legalizing this noxious weed? Who out there thinks, "Wow, the economy sucks, there's crime everywhere, our kids are getting mutilated. You know what we need to go all-in on? Legalizing another drug!"

Dammit, I hate potheads.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)

94 All this idiot had to say was that the matter is now in the hands of the states. I don't know if he just lacks political nous or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.

He was deliberately sabotaging all of us.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (CecP5)

95 Or anywhere.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

Try Paris. 2 million+ people, and nobody is getting high on the street, because it isn't legal there. And I like that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (XIJ/X)

96 Personally? I don't give a shit that you get high.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (XIJ/X)
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Yeah, that wasn't the point of my comment. My point is the shitty amendment that was passed (I voted against it) now makes up 20% of our state constitution.

And while our legislature has had immense courage on gun rights, they have dropped the ball on "you're just free to do your own thing" - or what I'd call the 9th amendment:

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

But #conservatives tend to forget about that one, since it doesn't tell them explicitly what to think about something.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (zLn/W)

97 Kamala Harris’ Husband Tells Dems To Rally Behind VP If Biden Does Not Seek Reelection
Posted by: SMH

Don't worry Bub. There's been plenty of rallies behind Kumalot over the years.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (LsEU/)

98 Contrary to what Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks, I believe that Donald Trump did cost some Republican pick ups.

I'm not so offended by what Trump did during the campaign - there's a lot of blame to go around.

However, since the polls closed, Trump has:

Explained that this was a great Republican victory.

Explained that almost everyone he endorsed won (lots of endorsements of people in safe seats).

Rejoiced that a Republican who chose to criticize him lost his election.

Explained that he got more votes in Florida in 2020 than DeSantis did in 2022.

Enough.

DeSantis 2024.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:23 PM (KCOCK)

99 If you smoke tobacco, you are at risk of lung cancer.

If you smoke pole, you are at risk of bung cancer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 10:23 PM (RPMtD)

100 Did you know the Marine Corps was started in a bar? Somebody had to be drunk to get up and say, Let's start a Marine Corps.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (Ueqns)
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My brother-in-law, who's actually a pretty good guy, was a jarhead.

Whenever he, my dad (retired squid), and I got together, the jokes would go flying hot and heavy, lol.

Sad that they became woke.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:23 PM (/P0vp)

101 That is NYC! You can't walk anywhere in Manhattan without smelling the stench of marijuana.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Or anywhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

Och! I'll drive to work (in the morning!!) and smell the skunk. I know that the fooker in front of me is vaping weed. And yet, I won't drive if I've more than a couple of beers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:23 PM (UQUAY)

102 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (qAR6u)

103
We have not yet seen the consequences of mainstream pot smoking but I doubt that on the whole they'll be good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (MoZTd)

104 My comments are generally pretty anodyne, but I apologize if I've done something wrong.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:14 PM (f7KxN)

You aren't banned. If you continue to have a problem shoot me an email.

cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (XIJ/X)

105 You know.

Girls make mistakes. They get drunk and have sex and don't use birth control. Same as boys.

Girls get pregnant.
Boys don't.

Girls have to live with that one night of drunken mistakes. Boys don't.

Anything after 6 weeks, when there's a heartbeat and brain activity is murder.

Before that.

I dunno.

But. If the left won't even discuss late term murder, I won't discuss mistakes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (U2p+3)

106 Awww! I have a Wasabi! Registered as Lots of Spots’ Wasabi Ruckus. Or just Sabi.

Posted by: Piper at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

107 Trying a new VPN server here
Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (t+ssV)
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I use ExpressVPN installed directly on my router and the interface let's me drag specific devices to "No VPN", which is nice. If you can do that, just move your PC over for a few minutes and do a test post to see if that resolves it.

Then you know...

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (zLn/W)

108 Stop mocking France. They run elections better than we do.

Posted by: tsj017 at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (YcOm1)

109

I missed it!

What does one call a Marine with an IQ of 160??

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (cVN+f)

110 Great, something else for me to look forward to.

*********

Its awful, you give them an inch and then suddenly everywhere you go smells like Toronto.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (VTu1l)

111 Have a sister-in-law who lost her baby at nine months. Had two strapping sons later. She still doesn't talk about the loss, 40 years later.
Posted by: Javems

Ugh. It's bad enough for the Dads. It must a monumental, crushing sadness for the Moms that never fully leaves you.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)

112 Arf!

Posted by: The Dog That Didn't Bark at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (Qzn2/)

113 The idiots here just voted for a $350 million affordable housing bond for the City of Austin and $2.44 billion in Austin ISD school bonds. Over 70% voted for the bonds.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)

114 If you smoke pole, you are at risk of bung cancer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 10:23 PM (RPMtD)
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A Paul Pelosi Love-is-Love Pox Party.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (zLn/W)

115 Visit a neonatal care unit and then tell me those tiny "things" struggling to survive are just clumps of cells, but don't say that near me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)


Hear hear.

The first time I read what partial-birth abortion involved from a technical standpoint, I about had a fit. If I had to witness one in person, I think I would have to kill myself or someone else or both.

I will never understand people who vote to keep that legal.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (tp+tP)

116 France has huge carparks? guess they must, but pics I see are all tight streets and little room anywhere. ...

Posted by: illiniwek


There's more to France than just Paris. In fact they grow grapes over there, or so I'm told.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM (IyrhE)

117 Girls have to live with that one night of drunken mistakes. Boys don't.

Posted by: n


in fairness, this is not right, girls get to decide what is going to happen for her and everybody else involved, such as whether the guy is paying child support forever.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM (bFMjy)

118 It's all Idiocracy from here on out.

People have zero control over their base nature.

Asking people to quit getting high will never stop it.

People cannot deal with reality and will use anything to avoid it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM (6VKyY)

119 I missed it!

What does one call a Marine with an IQ of 160??
Posted by: Zettai
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A platoon.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM (/P0vp)

120 Stop mocking France. They run elections better than we do.

Posted by: tsj017 at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (YcOm1)

Almost everybody does. 24 hrs after polls close and still no final results? Yeah, fraud.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)

121 Stop mocking France. They run elections better than we do.
Posted by: tsj017 at November 09, 2022 10:24 PM (YcOm1)

For some values of "better". they elected macron, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 10:27 PM (RPMtD)

122 It is written that Lindsey Graham's comments on abortion cost us 14 seats.

All this idiot had to say was that the matter is now in the hands of the states. I don't know if he just lacks political nous or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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It was a deliberate op by Lindsay to sandbag the GOP gains. Same as the coordinated hits by Conservative Media TM. Fortunately, I am neither a conservative nor a GOPe fanboi. I would be termed like Jerry Pournelle used for himself. Paleoconservative.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:27 PM (CXr4y)

123 In protest, SNL staff has decreed to not do anything funny for the Dave Chappelle show.

A tradition they have been following for 20 years in anticipation

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (ooZL1)

124 re PA and other Charlie Foxtrots, Sundance had a piece up earlier discussing how the Donks are focusing on acquiring ballots, not votes. Dovetails nicely with electing a dead guy.

Posted by: SeaWorldActual at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (ffgWq)

125 The idiots here just voted for a $350 million affordable housing bond for the City of Austin and $2.44 billion in Austin ISD school bonds. Over 70% voted for the bonds.
Posted by: lin-duh
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Dunno what's worse...

Living in a red area in a blue state, or a blue area in a red state.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (/P0vp)

126 SNL writers are sitting out the show with Chappelle?

Prediction: it will be the funniest episode in a decade.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (YJwUM)

127 We have not yet seen the consequences of mainstream pot smoking but I doubt that on the whole they'll be good.

Huge increases in marijuana-induced psychosis and schizophrenia.

The political problem is that boomers and others don't realize that the dope they smoked in their youth isn't a thirtieth as potent as what is available when legal pot is available.

It's voting to legalize near-beer, when what is going to be sold is 180 Proof Old Overcoat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (KCOCK)

128 I've told this story before, so skip on by if it's repetitive. Our neighbors are a nice Christian couple in their 70s. He grows marijuana for personal use (extracts the oil to counteract peripheral neuropathy). Last year they had a bout of COVID and both lost much of their sense of smell for a few months.

I dropped in at their house one day while he was extracting the oil and the whole house reeked of 'skunk'. They had no awareness of how much it had permeated their clothing until they went to church the next day and caught a number of disapproving glances from the others in the congregation.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (kXYt5)

129 Did you know the Marine Corps was started in a bar? Somebody had to be drunk to get up and say, Let's start a Marine Corps.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (Ueqns)

and they added, we'll make the Navy take us to places so we can fuck shit up.

My brother was LAR, and was all over the Pacific and Indian oceans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (UQUAY)

130 Yeah, that wasn't the point of my comment. My point is the shitty amendment that was passed (I voted against it) now makes up 20% of our state constitution.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (zLn/W)

As I said...it is complex. The real issue (I think) is that drugs are not a personal problem because so much of the unfortunate result of abuse is paid for by the people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (XIJ/X)

131 Ask the entire country has to endure baby murder because a girl gets drunk and fucks a rando dude and gets pregnant?

Legislation to remove consequences.

What a neat concept.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (6VKyY)

132 I see Average Joe is back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (RPMtD)

133 A platoon.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM



*SNORT*

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (cVN+f)

134 121 Stop mocking France. They run elections better than we do.

Posted by: tsj017
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No other developed country allows states or national elections to use mail in ballots for general voting. It is a known cheating method and most of those late returns are due to mail in ballots.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (CXr4y)

135 Alcohol prohibition was a disaster, and so is the "War on Drugs". People really need to learn to mind their owned beeswax again.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:13 PM (zLn/W)

well said

Personal responsibility, people. Want to drink a sixxer after work at home? Be my guest. Just don't get behind the wheel to go get dinner. Same thing if you want to burn a doobie.

Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (oXNqT)

136 Thought 120 was whacked last night?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

137 CBD - thanks. I went and changed my VPN server location and it's working now.

Someone in SLC must've pissed someone off I guess

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (t+ssV)

138 Re French solar panels - The left loves this plan. They are all saying what a great idea it is and how it will make tons of money for the parking lot owners.

My question is, if it was such a good idea, why do they have to mandate it?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ooZL1)

139 SMH
Sorry they went woke. My family has mixed heritage.
B-i_L Marine pilot. One son started as a Marine, went Army reserve and will retire next year as a bird colonel on active duty. A son in law who was a Marine who did lots of electronic stuff he can't discuss. The jokes are hilarious as they fly by.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (Ueqns)

140 Sorry, but every single person I've ever met who smoked pot regularly (and I've met a lot of them) was a dissipated slacker whose life was at least three-fourths of the way to being totally screwed up. If I wanted to live around people like that, I'd move to California.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)
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Meh. Not three-fourths. Three eighths maybe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (EZebt)

141 Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:23 PM (KCOCK)


I don't know what's going to happen next, but since I was so wrong in my election predictions, maybe I'll just be wrong about DeSantis too. I've said all along that he would never challenge Trump for the '24 nomination, because given Trump's level of support, there was no discernible benefit for him.

But now? I just don't know. I think he might look at last night's results and decide he has a better claim than Trump to lead the party next time around. He may or may not be right about that, but I could see him thinking that.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (tp+tP)

142 It was a deliberate op by Lindsay to sandbag the GOP gains.

Yep. Too many Republicans elected, and Lindsay might get voted out of his leadership position.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (KCOCK)

143 Hey, Xi, that database we gave you with every registered PA voter's data for that ballot printing order? Could we get that back?

Posted by: Allegheny County Elections Commission at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (IyauK)

144 "I experience that I should have been paralysed from the waist down. This is not a desire to be a burden on society. It is about the wheelchair being an aid for me to function in everyday life, both privately and at work,”"

It's about being flamboyantly different and pitiable. 'I shall NOT be ignored.'

At the store I saw a guy with a 'service dog.' Dog has the warning signs all over it: 'This is a SERVICE dog.' 'Do NOT pet!' Dog starts to give a friendly look to one of the other people in line. A-hole notices and yanks the collar. Dog still giving sweet look to somebody. So this fuckface raps the dog hard on the top of his skull with his knuckles.

What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (24fqN)

145 More maga has its puberty blockers working again.

Posted by: Inspector Fetterkemp at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (tIeD9)

146 Armed Good Samaritan Stops Child Abduction Outside Georgia Walmart

We're at the point at which I can't tell if this is just poor editing or more batshit leftist language murder:

"They said Doobay forcefully removed the child and took them into the woods behind the store.

He then threw the child to the ground and began choking them."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (IyrhE)

147 Someone in SLC must've pissed someone off I guess
Posted by: 496
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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (pTucJ)

148 Oh my goodness. Society has never been this bad before. Things are different from when I was young...

This is like when people lament the state of journalism. Nobody can ever tell me when the Golden Age of Journalism actually was, because it's a sentimental function of their own brain from before they woke up the existing reality. "Surely, I wasn't suckered my whole life. Surely this is all new and horrible and catching all of us completely by surprise!"

I mean, nobody smoked pot before CA legalized it. In fact, The 18th amendment physically stopped people from imbibing alcohol for all those years. Yep. Legislation absolutely fixes social and economic problems. Just add enough government and that'll fix my neighbors' problems right up. Not to mention the protection I'll receive in the process.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (zLn/W)

149 What does one call a Marine with an IQ of 160??
Posted by: Zettai
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A platoon.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM (/P0vp)

Ha! But I must add I am offended on behalf of my late pa and my brother.

Still

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (UQUAY)

150 81 That is NYC! You can't walk anywhere in Manhattan without smelling the stench of marijuana.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Or anywhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

Took a flight from Seattle to Spokane and back in 2018. The stench from the pot infused everything, and it was eye watering.

And the flight back to Seattle was even worse.

I had some doubts about the state of the cabin crew...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 09, 2022 10:31 PM (CCSxw)

151 /sock

Posted by: Rex B at November 09, 2022 10:31 PM (tIeD9)

152 >>>I use ExpressVPN installed directly on my router

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I just signed up with ExpressVPN a week or two ago. I only have it on my computer and phone though. I'll have to look into installing it on my router - sounds like a very good idea.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:31 PM (t+ssV)

153 We're at the point at which I can't tell if this is just poor editing or more batshit leftist language murder:
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Embrace the power of '&'

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (/P0vp)

154 I've said all along that he would never challenge Trump for the '24 nomination, because given Trump's level of support, there was no discernible benefit for him.

Trump is in the process of vaporizing his support.

If he can't even acknowledge that the election didn't go that well, that is a huge liability - we need to learn from our mistakes, not repeat them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (KCOCK)

155 Hmmm

Sanctimonious assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

156 B-i_L Marine pilot. One son started as a Marine, went Army reserve and will retire next year as a bird colonel on active duty. A son in law who was a Marine who did lots of electronic stuff he can't discuss. The jokes are hilarious as they fly by.
Posted by: Winston

*After a long, long, shaggy dog story told without an ending*


"Well, What happened?"

"I'm dead!!"

Much laughter all around.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (LsEU/)

157 Personal responsibility, people. Want to drink a sixxer after work at home? Be my guest. Just don't get behind the wheel to go get dinner. Same thing if you want to burn a doobie.
Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (oXNqT)
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Troof.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (zLn/W)

158 Legislation to remove consequences.
What a neat concept.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at


What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

159 "Wow, the economy sucks, there's crime everywhere, our kids are getting mutilated. You know what we need to go all-in on? Legalizing another drug!"

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:22 PM (tp+tP)

The phrase "opiate of the masses" comes to mind. Would 2020 have had more riots with deadlier consequences without the widespread use of drugs? Sometimes I wonder.

Posted by: pookysgirl, pondering at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (XKZwp)

160 137 Thought 120 was whacked last night?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

Soon to be a body in that lake?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

161 Those women making those "difficult decisions" are often under intense pressure to abort. This is not often (never?) acknowledged by abortion proponents. There's a lot of money to be made from panicked women. Planned Parenthood, for instance, did a lot of research to find the most effective ways to scare a woman into choosing abortion.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2)

162
The election is done.
I take solace in you fine folks.
Posted by: Some Rat


Is that a haiku?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (63Dwl)

163 Hmmm

Sanctimonious assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched
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Who???

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (/P0vp)

164 What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?

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Embrace the power of AND

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (VTu1l)

165 The political problem is that boomers and others don't realize that the dope they smoked in their youth isn't a thirtieth as potent as what is available when legal pot is available.

It's voting to legalize near-beer, when what is going to be sold is 180 Proof Old Overcoat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (KCOCK)
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This isn't a good analogy. All this means is you do one thirtieth of the damage to your lungs for the same amount of getting stoned as you did in the 70s.

It's not like trying to get drunk on near beer versus taking three shots of everclear. These things don't scale the same.

Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (oXNqT)

166 I just signed up with ExpressVPN a week or two ago. I only have it on my computer and phone though. I'll have to look into installing it on my router - sounds like a very good idea.
Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:31 PM (t+ssV)
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The downside is it only works on specific manufacturers and models. The upside is it automatically covers every device in your home at the same monthly cost as a single device running the application. Pretty reasonable in my eyes, but I'm not an IT guru. So, I can't speak specifically to how effective/private any of it is.

But I haven't been raided by the FBI yet, so that's got to count for something.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (zLn/W)

167 161 Those women making those "difficult decisions" are often under intense pressure to abort. This is not often (never?) acknowledged by abortion proponents. There's a lot of money to be made from panicked women. Planned Parenthood, for instance, did a lot of research to find the most effective ways to scare a woman into choosing abortion.
Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2


Well, they are hitmen who get paid by the scalp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (6VKyY)

168 in fairness, many of the stupid things the country has to endure are because women are not held to the standards of law and reason that men are

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (bFMjy)

169 This is like when people lament the state of journalism. Nobody can ever tell me when the Golden Age of Journalism actually was....

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (zLn/W)

How could you miss it?!? Didn't you see "The Front Page" and "His Girl, Friday?"

Posted by: Journalism Curmudgeon at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (7bRMQ)

170 Sanctimonious assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)


I think a better approach would be to sympathize with the girls and women who didn't want their pregnancies, while adhering to the position that ending another life to rid oneself of that burden is asking too much.

But that probably wouldn't work either.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (tp+tP)

171 There's more to France than just Paris. In fact they grow grapes over there, or so I'm told.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:26 PM (IyrhE)


We have driven a bunch in France. The countryside is beautiful. Worth a drive if you can get over there.

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2022 10:35 PM (AmoqO)

172 in fairness, many of the stupid things the country has to endure are because women are not held to the standards of law and reason that men are

Posted by: confederatefifth
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Yet, some of us more so than others.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:35 PM (/P0vp)

173 TSA Finds Gun Hidden Inside Florida Woman's Chicken

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Imma gonna need a ruling from the judges on this one ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 09, 2022 10:36 PM (K3TEc)

174 163 Hmmm

Sanctimonious assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched

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Meh. Too easy.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Does The Tired "Opening Act" Meme at November 09, 2022 10:36 PM (Qzn2/)

175 Sanctimonious assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

That's DeSanctimonious assholes, Nurse!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)

176 Yet, some of us more so than others.

Funny how that works.
Posted by: S


in fairness, where are women held to a higher standard than men?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:36 PM (bFMjy)

177 Is chicken a euphemism in that story?

Cause it sounds like a euphemism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:36 PM (6VKyY)

178 "According to the government, this plan, which particularly targets large parking areas around commercial centers and train stations, could generate up to 11 gigawatts, which is the equivalent of 10 nuclear reactors."

I suppose it would be churlish to point out that nuclear reactors still work in the rain and at night.

Posted by: MartynWW at November 09, 2022 10:36 PM (Ur3df)

179

My uncle was drafted into the Marines and sent to Vietnam... He enjoyed it so much, he volunteered to go back three (3) more times and became a career Marine!

After he retired from the Corps, he bought a trailer park in Florida and proceeded to drink himself to death...

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (M4iih)

180 Do I detect the stench of Eau de Tr0ll?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (CecP5)

181 Marijuana legalization was sold on several things that we now specifically know are untrue.

One, it will raise gobs of money for the state. False. California actually is causing legal growers to lose money because of regulations while many people gleefully buy the cheaper illegal stuff sold by cartels and drug dealers. Other states that try to profit via taxes find the same thing.

Two, it will reduce crime. False, there is no indication that a lot of pot users were locked up --most of the ones cited actually involved criminals with lengthy records where the cops were desperate to hold them on some charge for public safety. Also see plea bargains where serious dealers got knocked down to possession. In states with legalization, there is no indication whatsoever that it reduced crime or even other drug use.

Three, people will not drive on it or allow animals or children to get ahold of it. False on all counts. It is actually more difficult to detect a legally stoned driver but they can be just as deadly. A certain demographic enjoys riding around being stoned. And no, people do not drive better when stoned--no evidence for that whatsoever.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (CXr4y)

182 At the store I saw a guy with a 'service dog.' Dog has the warning signs all over it: 'This is a SERVICE dog.' 'Do NOT pet!' Dog starts to give a friendly look to one of the other people in line. A-hole notices and yanks the collar. Dog still giving sweet look to somebody. So this fuckface raps the dog hard on the top of his skull with his knuckles.

What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (24fqN)

Pooky just got one, and he was trained *not* to do that. Instead, he's supposed to redirect the dog's attention or give it the command "make a friend," in which case you should be prepared for JT to happily lick your hand and aim for pets. JT is there for Pooky's emotional stability (a full-time job), although we try to let him be a dog as much as possible.

Posted by: pookysgirl has gotten a lot of education in the last few months at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (XKZwp)

183 in fairness, where are women held to a higher standard than men?
Posted by: confederatefifth
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Womanhood.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (/P0vp)

184 Womanhood.
Posted by: S

in fairness, no

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (bFMjy)

185 People really need to learn to mind their owned beeswax again.

Yes, in a sprawling welfare state, I'm sure I won't be forced at gunpoint to pay for any of the externalities associated with habitual drug use when it's legal. We're sure to reap savings galore when the drug war ends. Because that's how things work in America.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (KFhLj)

186 I don't believe the majority voted for The Neck. I think the dems win where they have 100% saturation due to harvesting, mail ins, and fraud.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (ooZL1)

187 Maybe boys, who are drunk and rando and fuck everything in sight should take a little responsibility as well. If you don't want to cause an unwanted pregnancy, then perhaps you should man up.

Boys make mistakes. And it's ok.
Girls make the very same mistakes and they are bludgeoned.

Not saying it's ok. But. Just sayin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (U2p+3)

188 We're at the point at which I can't tell if this is just poor editing or more batshit leftist language murder:

"They said Doobay forcefully removed the child and took them into the woods behind the store.

He then threw the child to the ground and began choking them."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (IyrhE)
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This is one of the corner cases where I can actually defend using gender-ambiguous pronouns. In this case doing so further protects the identity of the juvenile who was assaulted by the psychopath, and I'm okay with it.

Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (oXNqT)

189 Thought 120 was whacked last night?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

I took a look at the log and I think it is one of our old-time trolls coming back to...um...masturbate furiously in front of his computer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (XIJ/X)

190 Soon to be a body in that lake?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

Yes! Hey, now 120 is me!!! Wait, CoBs....gurgle....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)

191 I liked Oregon's old system - being caught smoking dope in public got you a $100 citation, large dealers were occasionally arrested, but it wasn't a big priority, and people who absolutely had to get high every day could go to one of the half-dozen docs in the state who wrote medical marijuana prescriptions for "anxiety".

It kept the potency level of dope low, and the stench of marijuana was a lot less apparent in public than now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (KCOCK)

192 Those women making those "difficult decisions" are often under intense pressure to abort. This is not often (never?) acknowledged by abortion proponents. There's a lot of money to be made from panicked women. Planned Parenthood, for instance, did a lot of research to find the most effective ways to scare a woman into choosing abortion.
Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2)


I remember an episode of "Diagnosis Murder" (anyone else watch that?) where a young and engaged doctor knocked up his side-piece. He told her kindly that if she decided she just couldn't have this burden in her life, he'd understand and be with her every step of the way. Her response was "Of course not! I want this baby, and I'm so happy to be bringing another life into the world."

Then he killed her.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (tp+tP)

193 On the plus side, the local school levy went down in flames last night, and not by a little. Thieving asshats already managed to push up property taxes last time demanding millions for new buildings that are barely 30% complete and not started at all respectively, and now have the absolute brass to come begging for more. Nope. Not this time. Michaela is not impressed.

Posted by: SeaWorldActual at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (ffgWq)

194 Deplorable DeSanctimonius!

Posted by: Rex B at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (tIeD9)

195 >>Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won.” Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

Remember the Communist Creed: What's ours is ours, and what's yours is up for grabs. This statement by Molly is just a different way to phrase it.

Their victories are supposed to be for all time, set in stone, indelible. Ours are to be overturned.

It applies to everything from Senate seats (the Kennedy seat, anyone?) to hairstyles, fictional characters, music styles, whole neighborhoods (historically Dutch Harlem, right?) to court decisions. "We won. Stop fighting, it's ours forever now."

"We're going to keep trying to take all your shit, though."

"Cry moar."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (YJwUM)

196 Girls make the very same mistakes and they are bludgeoned.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (U2p+3)

Sorry...it isn't the same mistake.

Unless you think that men can get pregnant!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (XIJ/X)

197 Maybe boys, who are drunk and rando and fuck everything in sight should take a little responsibility as well. If you don't want to cause an unwanted pregnancy, then perhaps you should man up.

Boys make mistakes. And it's ok.
Girls make the very same mistakes and they are bludgeoned.

Not saying it's ok. But. Just sayin.
Posted by: n


in fairness, if the boys were not obligated to pay support then it would be different, try to think reasonably here

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (bFMjy)

198 Well, they are hitmen who get paid by the scalp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And arm, and leg, and liver, etc.

Fucking ghouls.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (LsEU/)

199 It's voting to legalize near-beer, when what is going to be sold is 180 Proof Old Overcoat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (KCOCK)
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In the 80s, THC content was 12 - 15% for the good stuff. Now, I've seen it as high as 24% at the stores in downtown Denver.

Recently, I've seen "studies" that claim anything over 19% is just a waste and some folks I've talked to at the stores say that's what's going around the industry. This is just my subjective anecdote, but it's pretty clear it doesn't matter what the truth or reality is, people have a knee-jerk emotional reaction, and facts and logic only hurt the fee-fees.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (zLn/W)

200 I will say this: I have been dead set against pot legalization and medical weed all my life. I always figured the potheads just want to get high.

I had a new hip put in a few years ago, and the pain while waiting for the operation was more than I've had before. I've had many surgeries, so i) I know pain and ii) I also had some good painkillers left over. Doubling up on my painkillers did not touch it.

My doc prescribed medical weed, I tried it, and I am now a believer in its medical application. It allowed me to sleep when before I'd roll around for hours trying to find a position that didn't cause agony.

I will also say this: I do not know how anyone can do it recreationally. I'd do one or two puffs on a vape and I needed to lie down right away. It did not make me feel good or euphoric in any way. I felt nauseated, to be honest. Why the hell anyone would do that by choice is beyond me.

I haven't used it in a long time, and now live where it's illegal (no medical use is allowed either) so I won't do it again, but it really was a God-send.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (dz6/I)

201 Contact high?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The Flash found huffing at the Dr. Hook keyhole.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (Rng/A)

202 There's a lot of money to be made from panicked women. Planned Parenthood, for instance, did a lot of research to find the most effective ways to scare a woman into choosing abortion.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2)

Gotta pay for those Lambos somehow.
(Shrugs)

Posted by: Planned Murderhood at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (7bRMQ)

203 179

My uncle was drafted into the Marines and sent to Vietnam... He enjoyed it so much, he volunteered to go back three (3) more times and became a career Marine!

After he retired from the Corps, he bought a trailer park in Florida and proceeded to drink himself to death...

Posted by: Zettai


Very sorry about your uncle. We are dealing with a retired marine in our family. He became extremely successful in his post military field of work. Tops.

Now he has lost his job and is basically killing himself binging.

Why?

Posted by: Floridachick at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (oajph)

204 What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (24fqN)

Not every animal wearing a "Service Animal" vest is a legit service animal. There are frauds out there using counterfeit service animals for their own benefit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (RPMtD)

205
What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (24fqN)


There are legitimate service dogs that, for example, guide the blind or warns their owner that an epileptic seizure is coming on. That's about 0.1% of the ones you see.

Hope that answers your question.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

206 Solar is probably a decent energy source in southern France.

Northern...not so much.

But if it is a good source of energy there is no need for the government to mandate it anyway, since people will use it.

Why does someone build a parking garage? To make money. If he can make more money by putting panels on top why wouldn't he?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (ESjRY)

207 It's neat how adoption became so difficult and expensive at the same time the pro-abortion push really took off, isn't it?

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (bm04m)

208 So today, the pro life advocates lose more elections than they win. Don’t be discouraged. Once upon a time the abolitionists lost more elections than they won.

Posted by: Queequeg the Hsrpooner at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (9X60i)

209 Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2022 10:38 PM (oXNqT)

I understand your point, but that doesn't mean that the language should be tortured.

"Them" can = "the child."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (XIJ/X)

210 Ha the red dribble.

For the record the only red thing I want to see and sniff is my grand daughter's hair.

Head or...otherwise...doesn't matter they both smell great!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

211 > It was a deliberate op by Lindsay to sandbag the GOP gains.
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It wasn't just Miss Lindsey. I personally thing there was a coordinated effort by the GOP to tank Trump's endorsed picks from winning. This is how entrenched the Republicans are in the capitol city. It's also how utterly useless they are as a party.

Had MAGA candidates done as well as was expected it's not unlikely there would have been "changes" within the GOP leadership structure and they will not abide that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Q4IgG)

212 A couple things you are right about, but Trump didn't cost Oz votes. I don't think he cost Michaels either, but you did put your finger on the real problem in that race.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

213 On the plus side, the local school levy went down in flames last night, and not by a little. Thieving asshats already managed to push up property taxes

Ours passed, barely. So pissed. Beyond tired of financing the "progressive" indoctrination.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)

214 Yes, in a sprawling welfare state, I'm sure I won't be forced at gunpoint to pay for
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 10:37 PM (KFhLj)
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I don't understand how someone who can so clearly identify the root cause of the problem insists on focusing on the downstream symptom of said problem.

You just have to be willing to give up the Welfare State. But here's the rub, friend. If they get the gibzmedats, I get to get high to forget about the fact that I'm paying for the gibzmedats of other people.

Hard to swallow, I know. Yet here we are.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (zLn/W)

215 204 What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?

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Service animals? Pfft. What's the deal with airline food?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Qzn2/)

216 201 Contact high?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The Flash found huffing at the Dr. Hook keyhole.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (Rng/A)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

217 The downside is it only works on specific manufacturers and models. The upside is it automatically covers every device in your home at the same monthly cost as a single device running the application. Pretty reasonable in my eyes, but I'm not an IT guru. So, I can't speak specifically to how effective/private any of it is.

But I haven't been raided by the FBI yet, so that's got to count for something.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus
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Hides your search history from your service provider but not your ip address from them. It does help conceal your ip when logging on here etc.

But, be aware that basically a dark van can be picking up your EMF and read your keystrokes and your monitor simply by the radiation it puts out. Same as they can 'see' inside your house using your wireless devices to create images by signals bouncing around .

VPNs are mostly best for keeping your online banking and purchasing a bit safer and depriving google of a bit of revenue as your data becomes more imprecise to sell. They can still triangulate your data using credit card/cell phone and system fingerprinting to figure out who you are if not blocked.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (CXr4y)

218 And arm, and leg, and liver, etc.

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That's the part (ha) that is weird that it gets so little attention.

We KNOW it's being done for profit, ladies. They aren't worried about your health. They don't give a damn about your well-being. They want those livers.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (bm04m)

219
Posted by: whig

Four - it is non addictive. Yet how many of us know people who get stoned every day for years or decades. Surely that is an addiction.

Five - that it is not harmful. Yet now we hear about psychosis and I am convinced it harms learning, memory, and coping skills. Studies testing this are not forthcoming. Seems like every adult I know who smoked for years has anxiety/panic/depression and keeps sucking that joint for "relief"

Six - It would not be available to the young. Yeah, right.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (ooZL1)

220 If your grandma really won that battle would you really be here?

Posted by: Rex B at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (tIeD9)

221 Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (dz6/I)


On the medical side of things, I will be kind of flexible. I've heard repeatedly that it does relieve pain, and there are lots of drugs that can be very beneficial if used medically, but which you would never want to be taken recreationally.

I've always suspected, though, that a lot of "medical marijuana" cases have less to do with chronic pain and more to do with ailments being made up to get one's hands on the stuff. Not all by any means, of course.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (tp+tP)

222 The political problem is that boomers and others don't realize that the dope they smoked in their youth isn't a thirtieth as potent as what is available when legal pot is available.

It's voting to legalize near-beer, when what is going to be sold is 180 Proof Old Overcoat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (KCOCK)

A friend of mine said it this way- "Dude, if we had this shit when we were in school we would have never graduated".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2022 10:44 PM (VwHCD)

223 The Flash found huffing at the Dr. Hook keyhole.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (Rng/A)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 09, 2022 10:44 PM (/P0vp)

224 in fairness, there is no secure technology, the gov gets what the gov wants

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:44 PM (bFMjy)

225 OK, thanks for the input on service animals. I did not make a scene when I saw that, but it distressed me. I guess I should haul around a service animal to help me process it.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (24fqN)

226 "There's more to France than just Paris. In fact they grow grapes over there, or so I'm told." Posted by: weft cut-loop

but that is not where the 400+ car parking lots are.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (Cus5s)

227 It wasn't just Miss Lindsey. I personally thing there was a coordinated effort by the GOP to tank Trump's endorsed picks from winning. This is how entrenched the Republicans are in the capitol city. It's also how utterly useless they are as a party.

Had MAGA candidates done as well as was expected it's not unlikely there would have been "changes" within the GOP leadership structure and they will not abide that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Yes it was. And has been. Ironically, the Democrats at least are more like the Mafia. They only put hits on each other or their enemies like us. The GOPe prefers to stab their own supporters in the back in darkness. That is how they roll.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (CXr4y)

228 I don't believe the majority voted for The Neck. I think the dems win where they have 100% saturation due to harvesting, mail ins, and fraud.

I've seen the videos from Philly. Those drug zombies can't function. And the FNM wants me to believe they are die hard Dem partisans that never miss an election?

Uh huh. Some R candidate should just promise free crack if elected so we can see just how many of them get told "you already voted by mail"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)

229 212 A couple things you are right about, but Trump didn't cost Oz votes. I don't think he cost Michaels either, but you did put your finger on the real problem in that race.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (5p7BC)


Hi Dave,

Can you explain why Michels did worse than Walker in 2018 or Johnson yesterday. I think it had to do with the Trump endorsement of Michels and Klafiesch voters stayed home.

I figured if Johnson hung on then Michels would hang onto his coattails.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

230 in fairness, many of the stupid things the country has to endure are because women are not held to the standards of law and reason that men are

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (bFMjy)
* * * *
You must have watched Timcast this evening... it was explained very well.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (CwSdS)

231 Boys make mistakes. And it's ok.
Girls make the very same mistakes and they are bludgeoned.

Not saying it's ok. But. Just sayin.
Posted by: n


Bad framing even if you're being honest. Girls aren't being bludgeoned. Yes, life is unfair. Always has been. It's almost as if the majority of societies have built up structures, customs, and institutions to ameliorate that unfairness. Like marriage, like asking adolescents to hold off on the the fucking. Almost as if there's this thing called wisdom and a when we stray from it, we have to pay prices for it.

It's almost as if the human race isn't 20 years old with an iPhone in it's fucking grubby and stupid hands. Almost.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:45 PM (IyrhE)

232 I understand your point, but that doesn't mean that the language should be tortured.

"Them" can = "the child."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (XIJ/X)
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Fair point.

Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2022 10:46 PM (oXNqT)

233 The vast majority of marijuana research is anecdotal, and pretty crappy. Yet lots of people accept it as the gospel, but rightfully are horrified by the shit research done on the various COVID vaccines.

Which is it folks?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:46 PM (XIJ/X)

234 A couple things you are right about, but Trump didn't cost Oz votes. I don't think he cost Michaels either, but you did put your finger on the real problem in that race.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (5p7BC)


Dave, are you still feeling good about Arizona? I've seen a lot of positive stuff on Lake and Masters and have my fingers crossed, but the waiting is killing me.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:46 PM (tp+tP)

235 61...or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (MoZTd)

Graham is GOPe, yes?

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 09, 2022 10:46 PM (Rbu5d)

236 Sorry...it isn't the same mistake.

Unless you think that men can get pregnant!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So. If college kids get drunk and have sex and the girl get pregnant.

The boy isn't at all demonized for his actions, but the girl, if she uses the day after pill. Or heaven forbid, gets an abortion, she's the murderer?

And the boy just skates along? Fuck that.

Boys think it's cool to count the conquests. And even rack up The baby mommas.

And women, in your view, get to drop everything and raise a child.

Huh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

237 235 61...or if he was deliberately sabotaging something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:16 PM (MoZTd)

Graham is GOPe, yes?
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi


Almost the perfect example!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

238 've always suspected, though, that a lot of "medical marijuana" cases have less to do with chronic pain and more to do with ailments being made up to get one's hands on the stuff. Not all by any means, of course.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (tp+tP)

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Absolutely. Same here.

And again, I don't see how anyone gets any joy from it. It made me so nauseous I'd have to lie down in a big hurry. But damn if it didn't work very well.

It was strange - the pain was still there, but almost like in a compartment... And in a few seconds your mind starts to wander (think typical stoner) and you've moved over a couple of compartments and it's just not there. I could always go back to that compartment (like when a stoner re-joins the conversation) and sure enough it still hurt, so you just let your mind wander and drift off.

Nobody was more skeptical (or more surprised) than I.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:47 PM (dz6/I)

239 Very enjoyable ONT, Mr Humanitarian. Thank you.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM (Rbu5d)

240 in fairness, many of the stupid things the country has to endure are because women are not held to the standards of law and reason that men are

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:34 PM (bFMjy)
* * * *
You must have watched Timcast this evening... it was explained very well.


in fairness, I did not, but it has been a thing I have been saying since hs. theres a difference between what is legal, what is moral, what is chivalrous. I never have and never intend to hit a woman, however, the law should have the same consequences for a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.

women want the good stuff and none of the bad stuff.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM (bFMjy)

241 "When tyranny reigns, The Great UnEmboning will start not with the ballot"

- Stuff Jefferson Said

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM (sJHOI)

242 Yes, you can go back to one primary problem, MH:
The people. The people would rather have comfort and 'security' than freedom. It's the default state of human nature. It takes a special kind of upbringing (or an ODD) to crave true freedom - not license but freedom.

And we stopped teaching our kids to value that a very long time ago.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM (ztiQA)

243 So. If college kids get drunk and have sex and the girl get pregnant.

The boy isn't at all demonized for his actions, but the girl, if she uses the day after pill. Or heaven forbid, gets an abortion, she's the murderer?

And the boy just skates along? Fuck that.

Boys think it's cool to count the conquests. And even rack up The baby mommas.

And women, in your view, get to drop everything and raise a child.

Huh.
Posted by: n


in fairness, then maybe girls should stay at home until they are married.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:49 PM (bFMjy)

244 @208 --

I appoint you morale officer.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 09, 2022 10:49 PM (Om/di)

245 >>>233 The vast majority of marijuana research is anecdotal, and pretty crappy. Yet lots of people accept it as the gospel

--------
Agreed. There's no way that putting cigarette smoke in your lungs is deadly, but weed smoke is just harmless stuff.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:49 PM (dz6/I)

246 A couple things you are right about, but Trump didn't cost Oz votes. I don't think he cost Michaels either, but you did put your finger on the real problem in that race.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

This is about me, isn't it? The ladies just can't get enough of me!

Posted by: The Lump at November 09, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)

247 So today, the pro life advocates lose more elections than they win. Don’t be discouraged. Once upon a time the abolitionists lost more elections than they won.
Posted by: Queequeg the Hsrpooner

Roe wasn’t on the ballot, yet apparently it was. It is no longer “The Law of the Land” so mebbe that is the Red tm Wave. “Life finds a way.” - Dr Ian Malcolm

Posted by: Rex B at November 09, 2022 10:50 PM (tIeD9)

248 Boys think it's cool to count the conquests. And even rack up The baby mommas.

And women, in your view, get to drop everything and raise a child.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

Don't put words in my mouth.

What I said was that a man getting a woman pregnant is in a vastly different situation than the woman.

That is called reality. They are different, no matter how much Helen Reddy you have listened to.

The truth about men is that during a certain age we will fuck anything who will let us.

Women can simply say, "no." That's how they avoid pregnancy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:50 PM (XIJ/X)

249 The boy isn't at all demonized for his actions, but the girl, if she uses the day after pill. Or heaven forbid, gets an abortion, she's the murderer?

And the boy just skates along? Fuck that.
=
The boy didn't kill anyone.

Now if he pays for her to kill the baby, yeah, he's a monster, too.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2022 10:51 PM (kOpft)

250 Re: service animals
I had a passing acquaintance with a family whose autistic son had a service dog. The dog helped to (re)direct him, act as a friend / hug getter (for pressure), and probably some other stuff that I didn't see (guard dog maybe). The dog was also incredibly friendly. It seemed to do wonders for the boy.

A lot of people, some that I know personally, get their dogs certified as "service" just so that they can bring them in stores or places they'd otherwise be restricted from. It's a pet peeve of mine (pun intended I guess), really pisses me off because these wonderful animals are so helpful to those who need them.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at November 09, 2022 10:51 PM (Yr4Df)

251 but that is not where the 400+ car parking lots are.
Posted by: illiniwek


Parking in most EU cities is majority small lots/buildings, not large ones. The ring cities have the mixed industrial, residential space and the larger lots, IIRC. They don't have 100 hectare parking lots in downtown cities; they do in places outside of cities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:51 PM (IyrhE)

252 It's weird, but one could almost be led to believe that women and men are different and have vastly different societal roles and aren't supposed to behave the same way.

It's almost like one of them could be a solid check on the other in a way that would encourage forming a relationship leading to marriage and long-term solid foundation of a family.

Someone should look into that one day. Maybe do a study.

Ah, screw it. Everybody bang everybody.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 10:51 PM (bm04m)

253 in fairness, then maybe girls should stay at home until they are married.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Then who would you have busted your cherry on?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:52 PM (U2p+3)

254 >>> Good that France still likes nuclear, Germany may freeze this winter?
Posted by: illiniwek at
--------------------------

Nah, it's a good thing they have big snoots 'cause they are going to pay through 'em.

They are turning on reactors and tearing down some buildings to get to the coal below. --creative destruction-

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:52 PM (XbH2s)

255 178 "... which is the equivalent of 10 nuclear reactors."
I suppose it would be churlish to point out that nuclear reactors still work in the rain and at night.
Posted by: MartynWW

I have not checked the numbers, but I assume that is ***rated*** output. For high noon on a sunny day in June. They always do this. IOW, even if it had battery storage, it would average out to maybe 1/2 a reactor.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 10:52 PM (ooZL1)

256 ...the law should have the same consequences for a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.

women want the good stuff and none of the bad stuff.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM



Hear, hear!

I've been struck by a woman once or twice, and it hurt real bad!

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (kNAh6)

257 one could almost be led to believe that women and men are different and have vastly different societal roles and aren't supposed to behave the same way.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 10:51 PM (bm04m)

What the fuck?

That's nonsense.

Besides, men can get pregnant.

Posted by: The Democrats at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)

258 You just have to be willing to give up the Welfare State.

Yes, just assume libertarianism and all libertarian postulates follow. I'm sure the welfare state will end any day now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (KFhLj)

259 > And the boy just skates along? Fuck that.

You're forgetting the part where the boy is on the hook for 18-24 years of child support, with zero say in whether the child is born.

Allow the boy to "abort" by disclaiming responsibility. Then we can talk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (bW8dp)

260 A couple things you are right about, but Trump didn't cost Oz votes. I don't think he cost Michaels either, but you did put your finger on the real problem in that race.

The problem was simple. Trump endorsed a New Jersey show host. Penn rejected the notion of a talk show host they didn't like from New Jersey.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (+ZJqT)

261 Legalization of psychedelic mushrooms in Colorado appears to be passing, in a narrow 51-49 vote.


'Yay Colorado! /s

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (kXYt5)

262 Brave 'spell-check' has not concept of phonics at all.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (XbH2s)

263 in fairness, then maybe girls should stay at home until they are married.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Then who would you have busted your cherry on?
Posted by: n


in fairness, it is as much an issue with the law as anything as for why women do what they do, if they did not have the right to detrermine everything they would be more careful with what they do

why is this hard for you to get

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (bFMjy)

264 Ours passed, barely. So pissed. Beyond tired of financing the "progressive" indoctrination.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)
--------------------

I was fortunate enough to hit the bottom of the interest rates when I refinanced last year. We got 2.95%.

It knocked $100 a month of the payment, but then we got reassessed and property taxes increased the monthly $150.

Privatize the education system. Let fruitcakes compete on the open market with actual teachers for the job. Let parents pay for education. The world needs ditch-diggers and vegetable pickers, too.

Then we'd need to close the Southern border, eliminate the Minimum Wage, and reform Child Labor Laws, but this would be a tremendous boon to our society.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (zLn/W)

265 At my office a lady was walking toward me with a dog wearing a vest. I assumed it was a service dog so didn't touch or greet it, etc...

Later that day the dog was chasing stuff thrown by others down the hallway. I'm starting to suspect it's not really a true 'service' dog.

It is a handsome dog though.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:54 PM (dz6/I)

266 126...Prediction: it will be the funniest episode in a decade.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (YJwUM)

How can you say that??!?
At least 20 years!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 09, 2022 10:54 PM (Rbu5d)

267 The truth about men is that during a certain age we will fuck anything who will let us.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Even during a certain under-age. After which the 13-year-old boy is on the hook for child support.

"In 1993, the Kansas Supreme Court rejected an appeal by Seyer that he was not liable to pay for child support. The court held that the admitted facts established that, because being under 16 he had been legally unable to consent to sex, a crime against him had been committed under statutory rape law, but that Seyer had actually given consent to the acts under civil law."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Hermesmann_v._Seyer

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2022 10:54 PM (P1f+c)

268 Oz and Michels both carpet baggers and Trump endorsed. Both lost and I can't speak for Oz's ground game, Michels really didn't have one. You can buy all the advertising in the world but you have to connect with the voters and a ground game helps with that.

++++

I don't disagree with any of that. But, it's not Trump's fault that Oz lost. He would have lost even worse without Trump's support. He was a horrible candidate.

It goes back to the primary. Trump vs McConnell was what it really was. McConnell lost the primary. Trump won, but it was a Pyrrhic victory.

Many want to make Trump 100% responsible for the wasted opportunity. But McConnell is a swamp creature and must be ousted before we can make any progress on the right's agenda.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2022 10:54 PM (gv7Yb)

269 Hear, hear!

I've been struck by a woman once or twice, and it hurt real bad!
Posted by: Z


in fairness, the thing is that there should be no legal distinctin between men and women

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (bFMjy)

270 I've never heard of Helen Reddy.

And that's a bullshit double standard if I've ever heard one.

Boys get to make their conquests and carve notches in the headboard.

Girls don't.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (U2p+3)

271 I have not checked the numbers, but I assume that is ***rated*** output. For high noon on a sunny day in June. They always do this. IOW, even if it had battery storage, it would average out to maybe 1/2 a reactor.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest'

--

Yeah, I'm guessing 10 reactors for 3 seconds at optimum output during optimum conditions with every unit working correctly and producing power.

All of which will never exist simultaneously, and after 10 years none of it will be working at all because it's expensive as crap to maintain.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (bm04m)

272 If Libertarian types were at all concerned about liberty one presumes they'd be asking how after their efforts America has never been less free.

We came one Ron DeSantis away from vaxports.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)

273 219 Gentlemen. I agree.

In practical terms though, the laws have been unenforceable for some time. On drugs, you pretty much have to do what the Chinese Communist did or eventually, everything will become legalized and a certain percentage will commit crimes, will do awful acts towards others, will destroy their health, and kill themselves with it.

Total legalization of all drugs will result in a massive hit on the most vulnerable of people in health, in family abuse, in death, and to the public.

Total enforcement means an overbearing state and harsh punishments even death for both users and dealers. So there will be a societal cost to that as well.

While the "war on drugs" is unwinnable like Vietnam, legalizing them will simply introduce a war on society and vulnerable individuals. Not sure what the answer is.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (CXr4y)

274 Even during a certain under-age. After which the 13-year-old boy is on the hook for child support.

Sorry. "for child support to his rapist." I buried the lede, there.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (P1f+c)

275 women want the good stuff and none of the bad stuff.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM (bFMjy)

That's what I keep telling myself

(sob, heart rending sob)

Posted by: Mr. Friend Zone at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

276 >>> I've been struck by a woman once or twice, and it hurt real bad!
Posted by: Zettai
------------------------

the head with a bell telephone receiver

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:56 PM (XbH2s)

277 'Yay Colorado! /s

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (kXYt5)

Everything else in Colorado seems to be working perfectly, so I guess this is the only issue!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:56 PM (XIJ/X)

278 He became extremely successful in his post military field of work. Tops.

Now he has lost his job and is basically killing himself binging.

Why?

Posted by: Floridachick at November 09, 2022 10:40 PM (oajph)

For some people their job is their identity. Lose it you lose yourself. Booze kills the pain, for a bit.

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO)

279 Legalization of psychedelic mushrooms in Colorado appears to be passing, in a narrow 51-49 vote.


'Yay Colorado! /s
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (kXYt5)

Whoa

Posted by: Keanu R at November 09, 2022 10:56 PM (kOpft)

280 in fairness, it is as much an issue with the law as anything as for why women do what they do, if they did not have the right to detrermine everything they would be more careful with what they do

why is this hard for you to get
Posted by: confederatefifth

In fairness. That's hardly fair.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)

281 Per Twatter, Boebert now in the lead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)

282 in fairness, if women are equal to men then the law should be applied equally, if they are not equal to men then legal distinctions should be allowed.

for instance if it is different under the law for a man to hit a woman because of size issues, then it should be legal to discriminate against women for jobs for the same

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:57 PM (bFMjy)

283 Everyone drop what you're doing! Jessica Chastain is on the CMA Awards!!!

*gag*

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:57 PM (tp+tP)

284 I haven't watched SNL in at least 30 or 40 years. I'll turn on the TV to watch Dave Chappelle on SNL.
Unless I forget.

Posted by: Theodore at November 09, 2022 10:57 PM (pGonq)

285 281 Per Twatter, Boebert now in the lead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)

She came from behind!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:57 PM (6VKyY)

286 But, it's not Trump's fault that Oz lost. He would have lost even worse without Trump's support. He was a horrible candidate.

===


That Trump handpicked. And supported. As was that nutcase Mastriano that he handpicked and who, undoubtedly, dragged Oz a bit more. *sigh

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 10:58 PM (V13WU)

287 In fairness. That's hardly fair.
Posted by: n


in fairness, that is the very definition of fair, it is just not what you want

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:58 PM (bFMjy)

288 And again, I don't see how anyone gets any joy from it. It made me so nauseous I'd have to lie down in a big hurry. But damn if it didn't work very well.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 10:47 PM (dz6/I)

You're not used to it, so you have no command over it. Its different for everybody. I never heard of anybody getting nauseous from it, ever, like never, but I don't know any late comers. Everybody I knew started when all that was available was the kaboom of weed and you can burn 15 joints a day, so they are seasoned and battle hardened when it comes to weed, and none of them are stoners or wastoids. After a while you get so seasoned that if you're working on something, and concentrating, and people hand you a joint it will have no effect on you. On the other hand, i would hate to be starting off as a noob with the shit thats out there now. You would seriously have to pace yourself.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2022 10:58 PM (VwHCD)

289 and it's not like a guy punching you
it's like all - of - those - little - times - you - didn't - take - your - socks - off.........

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 10:58 PM (XbH2s)

290 I've never heard of Helen Reddy.

And that's a bullshit double standard if I've ever heard one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:55 PM (U2p+3)

Yes. Life is full of double standards. So what?

Next time you need a plumber or a tree trimmer or a garbage man, call a chick to do the work.

Men and women are different, and if you reject that reality you are closer to the lunatic progressives than to the conservatives.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (XIJ/X)

291 in fairness, is there some way a man gets to insist that a woman have a baby, why doe the woman get to insist he pays support, fair is fair

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (bFMjy)

292 If Libertarian types were at all concerned about liberty one presumes they'd be asking how after their efforts America has never been less free.

Look around. And look at history.

You can carry around a gun. I do. That's relatively new.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (+ZJqT)

293 She came from behind!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This then is also the story of Obummer.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (LsEU/)

294 "I'll turn on the TV to watch Dave Chappelle on SNL."

Hope his security is on their toes. He's walking into the beast's maw.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (24fqN)

295 the head with a bell telephone receiver

Posted by: Braenyard,


A knife in the middle of the night. To Be Fair ™ I think she was sleepwalking.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (IyrhE)

296 There are legitimate service dogs that, for example, guide the blind or warns their owner that an epileptic seizure is coming on. That's about 0.1% of the ones you see.

Hope that answers your question.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2022 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

Pooky's training has been on what to do if establishments try to reject the service animal, but they were strongly encouraged (since the class was all mentally unstable vets) not to confront the fakers. What we've found works best is to flaunt JT's training-he sits on command, doesn't bark, and pays attention to his handler. It's great way of distinguishing JT from the fakers and the look on JT's face is priceless. "Look at meeeee! I'm the bestest boy!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, good at behind-the-ear scritches at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (XKZwp)

297 Legalization of psychedelic mushrooms in Colorado appears to be passing, in a narrow 51-49 vote.


'Yay Colorado! /s
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (kXYt5)


I'm amazed they weren't already legal.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (tp+tP)

298 While the "war on drugs" is unwinnable like Vietnam

It was winnable. Water under the political bridge, I guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 10:59 PM (Xrfse)

299 McConnell spent $57 million supporting Oz; Trump spent $3.4. That pattern repeats across all of the races. The only questionable spend decision was pulling funding from Masters in AZ. McConnell has many, many flaws, but he is a died-in-the-wool Republican Party team player. That doesn't necessarily mean that he supports the same things the base does, but he didn't skimp on supporting Senate candidates.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (9KZK5)

300 144...What's the deal with 'service animals?' Are they legit, or are they just a pathetic tool that freaks exploit to set themselves flamboyantly apart from everybody else?
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at November 09, 2022 10:30 PM (24fqN)

There are some legit uses, such as seeing-eye, help for disabled

But I've seen ads on YT for"have your dog with you all the time by making them a service dog." So, a scam to get around the regulations.

The people who do this are scammers, immature, weak-minded, and cheaters.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (Rbu5d)

301 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2022 10:54 PM (gv7Yb)


Oz was a horrible candidate. Who had Trump's support.

Trump wants to play King Maker. And along the line he has laid a few turds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

302 in fairness, oz was an awful candidate

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (bFMjy)

303 the head with a bell telephone receiver

Posted by: Braenyard

We built those f*ckers to last.
-- Western Electric

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (LsEU/)

304 Even during a certain under-age. After which the 13-year-old boy is on the hook for child support.

That happened to a teenager I was working with at a fast food restaurant years ago.

One evening we were all shooting the shit. Someone asked him why he was always working so hard and was so focused. He said he'd had troubles like they wouldn't realize.

Being a bit older then him and being already cynical I asked him how so....expecting something stupid...and he volunteered an adult woman had convinced him to have sex with her when he was 14 and he knocked her up and was on the hook for child support.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY)

305 McConnell has many, many flaws, but he is a died-in-the-wool Republican Party team player.

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HEAR HEAR! Well said, and no one should forget this crucial fact.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (bm04m)

306 hordemind

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (bFMjy)

307 Men and women are different, and if you reject that reality you are closer to the lunatic progressives than to the conservatives.

Nurse thinks she's entitled to somebody else's labor. A man's labor.

It's nothing new.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (+ZJqT)

308 And women, in your view, get to drop everything and raise a child.
Huh.
Posted by: nurse ratched

YES. If they don't like it, then keep their knees together.
Lots of moral choices are one sided, and lots of responsibilities fall on one person for the benefit of others, or society in general.
Women have been sold a bullshit line that they can give it away at no cost - look around and the country is filled with women in their 30s desperate for "Mr. Right" because they spent the last 20 years giving it away. The cost goes both ways.

I know it is unfair, and I know that it is probably too late to fix society. Yet I will not concede. Abortion is murder.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (ooZL1)

309 A lot is missing from GOP central. Like a vision, like a platform. Something that appeals to people.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (V13WU)

310 Playing devils advocate is fun

I should have done this long ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

311 Dave in Fla,

Thank you for your calm and measured insight into the polling, and for explaining the outcome to those of us still a wee bit shell-shocked after yesterday's results.

Your accuracy rate is phenomenal! And I appreciate knowing the reasoning behind the numbers.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (CwSdS)

312 Can we put a moratorium on the use of "in fairness"? I feel like people are deliberately doing that to piss each other off.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (tp+tP)

313 and he volunteered an adult woman had convinced him to have sex with her when he was 14 and he knocked her up and was on the hook for child support.

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o_O

I want to say that's unbelievable, but it's really not. She raped him, and he has to pay child support.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (bm04m)

314 Years ago, I had a buddy who owned a classic 1970 chevelle, and we'd pop in the Dr. Hook compact cassette and take road trips. Now he's a state trooper.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (geVLo)

315 I should have done this long ago.
Posted by: n



in fairness, nobody believes you are playing

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (bFMjy)

316 Can we put a moratorium on the use of "in fairness"? I feel like people are deliberately doing that to piss each other off.
Posted by: Dr. T

-

I appreciate it because I know to scroll past his comments.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (bm04m)

317 I agree about Arizona; it's not a red state anymore. Pennsylvania also isn't a red state anymore. It's more blue than purple, and the PA GOP may never win another election, thanks to the fraud.

Just my $0.02.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (d2bW3)

318
Look around. And look at history.

You can carry around a gun. I do. That's relatively new.


Yes, and we came within a hair's breadth of government agents beating down our doors to inject poison in our veins.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (ESjRY)

319 That doesn't necessarily mean that he supports the same things the base does, but he didn't skimp on supporting Senate candidates.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (9KZK5)

Nonsense.

And he also pulled funds from Bolduc in NH.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (XIJ/X)

320 in fairness, it is as much an issue with the law as anything as for why women do what they do, if they did not have the right to detrermine everything they would be more careful with what they do
why is this hard for you to get
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (bFMjy)



in fairness your arguments would be more effective if specific and they are not.
why is this hard for you to do?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (xhaym)

321 Yes, Oz was a horrible candidate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (bW8dp)

322 Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY)

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I'm pretty damn uptight (hence my comment at 200). So much so that my first girlfriend had to convince me to do it - I feared child support, etc...

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (dz6/I)

323 And women, in your view, get to drop everything and raise a child.

Huh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

In Germany future wife and I made an oopsie. Neither of us ever thought of the A word. We were both in the Army, overseas back in 1988. It was a fucking tough haul for two enlisted soldiers, but, well, we made it work. there was some nudging from our NCOs to "take care of things."
Our oopsie is a pastor in his church. And we are still married.

I have profoundly strong feelings about abortion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 11:03 PM (UQUAY)

324 Playing devils advocate is fun

I should have done this long ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Eh...chicks don't do it well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:03 PM (XIJ/X)

325 Can we put a moratorium on the use of "in fairness"? I feel like people are deliberately doing that to piss each other off.

In fairness sometimes its fun to piss people off.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)

326 in fairness, that men that are shown to not be fathers are forced to pay for the child "because" is a crime

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:03 PM (bFMjy)

327 Nurse thinks she's entitled to somebody else's labor. A man's labor.

It's nothing new.
Posted by: Jaguar

GFY.

My ex didn't do shit for us. I raised my boys. I put them through private school. They are both good conservative God fearing young men.

I did that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

328 Legalization of psychedelic mushrooms in Colorado appears to be passing, in a narrow 51-49 vote.


'Yay Colorado! /s
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:53 PM (kXYt5)


I'm amazed they weren't already legal.


They were going to do it a few years back, but then they got high.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (Bd6X8)

329 Playing devils advocate is fun

I should have done this long ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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That was one of the most valuable things taught in debate class. To really understand a topic you've got to be able to argue either side.

It's a useful skill that lots of people don't understand or try to cultivate.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (bm04m)

330 Nonsense.

And he also pulled funds from Bolduc in NH.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (XIJ/X)

He's a complete POS. He gets zero respect and I want him flogged in the courtyard from dawn till dusk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (6VKyY)

331 > I agree about Arizona; it's not a red state anymore.

On the other hand, Florida used to be the quintessential purple state (remember the 2000 election?), but is definitely pure red now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (bW8dp)

332 Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won.” Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

Ummm.....technically if those women "won" those "battles" all those years ago, their granddaughters were never able to be born in the first place, because their mothers ended up as medical waste in some abortionist's dumpster.

But nice try, Mrs. Kimmel.

(I wonder how many babies she killed?)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (SRRAx)

333 I'm going to be deliberately vague, but a member of my extended family owns and operates a medical marijuana in a locale that I won't specify. When I retired from medical practice they broached the possibility of me becoming their "prescribing doctor" for their regular clientele. They were at the time using a traveling doc who would come to town maybe quarterly, set up shop in a local hotel conference room, see patients for maybe five minutes each, review their medical history and renew their marijuana card for something like $100 a pop (good for one year). I probably could have made a pretty good supplementary income doing that, but with all due respect did not think that was a valid use of my medical license., and I deferred. That sort of scruple does not dissuade a lot of docs, just like the on-line boner pill docs. Sad state of affairs if you ask me.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (kXYt5)

334 Yeah, when I heard that Oz is the chosen candidate I was Like , WTF ?? for real ?? that's not serious. but hey, it's not my state, so I thought, who knows , maybe they like that sort of thing.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)

335 I want to say that's unbelievable, but it's really not. She raped him, and he has to pay child support.

I don't know for sure he was telling the truth but he wasn't a f*ck up like the rest of the kids working there and it would be an odd story to lie about.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (ESjRY)

336 229: Tim Michels treated his campaign like he was running a business instead of running for Governor. He didn't spend any time going out in public meeting people and shaking hands like Ron Johnson did. He just kicked back and let his campaign staff do the heavy lifting.

The Evers camp also pounded on the sexual harassment accusations made by women who worked for Michel's business for three weeks. That was more than enough to peel away women voters, particularlly in Dane County.

Posted by: Callsign: White Tiger at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (Rb1Mj)

337 medical marijuana shop in a locale

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (kXYt5)

338 in fairness your arguments would be more effective if specific and they are not.
why is this hard for you to do?
Posted by: Kin

in fairness, everybody is doing fine but you, if you need assistance raise your hand and somebody will come over and draw pictures for you

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (bFMjy)

339 McConnel spent $16 million on Bolduc (Trump spent nothing), and Bolduc lost by 10 pts. At some point, you stop throwing good money after bad. If politicians could buy there way out of that big of deficit, we would be talking about President Bloomberg.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (9KZK5)

340 314 Years ago, I had a buddy who owned a classic 1970 chevelle, and we'd pop in the Dr. Hook compact cassette and take road trips. Now he's a state trooper.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (geVLo)

Do cops still smoke the best?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

341 Oz does not concede in Pa. Senate race.

They going to count them and Oz is lawyered up.
Probably close enough for re-count after drop boxes are challenged.

Next Tue we'll know.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (XbH2s)

342 >>>On the other hand, Florida used to be the quintessential purple state (remember the 2000 election?), but is definitely pure red now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Which is wild, because so many New Yawkers moved there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (d2bW3)

343 Oh no. Now the men are going to start arguing the pro-abortion side because why the heck not. I mean, if fat middle aged guy named Brian Nguyen can win a beauty pageant against 13 year olds and not even bother changing his name...

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (bm04m)

344 Yeah, when I heard that Oz is the chosen candidate I was Like , WTF ?? for real ?? that's not serious. but hey, it's not my state, so I thought, who knows , maybe they like that sort of thing.

I think the GOP made a serious mistake not going with Barnette.

I think she would have beaten Evil Shrek because he couldn't play the "evil racist rich white man" schtick on her.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)

345 I agree about Arizona; it's not a red state anymore.

On the other hand, Florida used to be the quintessential purple state (remember the 2000 election?), but is definitely pure red now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (bW8dp)

Clean up the voting process..aka Florida method and then see how the AZ rolls

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (+I6Y/)

346 Sad state of affairs if you ask me.
Posted by: Muldoon


I used to be a lot cavalier about the issue, but the idea of "what if this goes horribly" is only something i've recently recognized.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (IyrhE)

347 What McConnell does deserve blame for is failure to build the bench. When folks stick around in the Senate forever, it tends to put a damper on talent recruitment. This can be alleviated, but there isn't much sign that it has been a priority for either party.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (9KZK5)

348
The Evers camp also pounded on the sexual harassment accusations made by women who worked for Michel's business for three weeks. That was more than enough to peel away women voters, particularlly in Dane County.
Posted by: Callsign: White Tiger at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (Rb1Mj)

Dane County would vote for a convicted child rapist if he/she had a (D) behind it's name.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

349 McConnell has many, many flaws, but he is a died-in-the-wool Republican Party team player. That doesn't necessarily mean that he supports the same things the base does, but he didn't skimp on supporting Senate candidates.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (9KZK5)

++++

As in Alaska?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (gv7Yb)

350 Yes, Oz was a horrible candidate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (bW8dp)

granted, but now we have some kind of ogre with a Kuato on his neck, who got his pig tusks removed before he announced his intention to run for senate.

Oz would have been preferable.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (UQUAY)

351 >>>But nice try, Mrs. Kimmel.

(I wonder how many babies she killed?)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


Yikes, she's exactly what I expected from Kimmel's wife.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (d2bW3)

352 MH - Michaels was always running behind Johnson, polling showed Johnsin up 6 and Michaels 3. But Dems had a better turnout mechanism and augmented a bit with the normal cheating in Milwaukee.

Your point about GOTV is dead on for both Michaels and the party. They got lazy.

Klefish would have been a better candidate, but she doomed herself by listening to the party and seeking the Pence endorsement.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (5p7BC)

353 But I've seen ads on YT for"have your dog with you all the time by making them a service dog." So, a scam to get around the regulations.

The people who do this are scammers, immature, weak-minded, and cheaters.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 09, 2022 11:00 PM (Rbu5d)

The organization that trained JT and Pooky is pushing hard for legislation that would basically be a registry for service dogs. I was horrified when I found out you can print the handler/service animal ID cards online. That card recognizes that the animal and the handler have been through legitimate training, and it's not just the owner's say-so. There are few times that I advocate regulation, and this is one of them.

Posted by: pookysgirl, good at behind-the-ear scritches at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (XKZwp)

354 Hola Horde, long night coming here in the snow. Winter walked yesterday, sat down and said here I am.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (Jzz++)

355 Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won.” Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

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Didn't white men do that, same as deciding to let y'all vote?

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (bm04m)

356 It's nothing new.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (+ZJqT)

Ease up. Your free-floating aggression coupled with a VPN makes the cobloggers and the moderators suspicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (XIJ/X)

357 McConnel spent $16 million on Bolduc (Trump spent nothing), and Bolduc lost by 10 pts.

NH is an odd place. As red as could be outside of their few small cities and yet every Senate election they elect or re-elect some insane leftwing cretin.

And Hassan is best known for helping her husband cover up a pedo scandal so she is one of the worst of the lot.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (ESjRY)

358 Five will get you ten that Kimmel's wife gets it from her massage guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (6VKyY)

359 Playing devils advocate is fun

I should have done this long ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Hey MisHum! JoeXiDen's back!!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)

360 but with all due respect did not think that was a valid use of my medical license., and I deferred.

A majority of the medical marijuana prescriptions in Oregon were written by about a dozen physicians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (KCOCK)

361 Yes, and we came within a hair's breadth of government agents beating down our doors to inject poison in our veins.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:02 PM (ESjRY)


My memory is old. I remember the folks here, most are still here, making much topics and kicking dumb liberal bitches in their political cunts because they were "anti-vax".

And it was fun. Because the pretty blonde bitch saying she didn't want to get her kids any more shots was a fun, easy virtue signal.

Don't take those shots ? Keep your kids out of our schools. Anybody here, that loved to post that, wanna' admit to it ?

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (+ZJqT)

362 As an oilfield worker for parts of four decades, I have one thing to say to newly unemployed from Twitter and Meta:

Learn to weld.

Posted by: Shark at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (jty/C)

363 but he didn't skimp on supporting Senate candidates.
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Blake Masters says Hi

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (5p7BC)

364 >>>I think the GOP made a serious mistake not going with Barnette.

Barnette is a treasure, and even if she lost to a Dem, she would have destroyed them in debates. She's a rising star.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (d2bW3)

365 In fairness, My Fair Lady is a better musical than State Fair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (8GBH4)

366
While the "war on drugs" is unwinnable like Vietnam, legalizing them will simply introduce a war on society and vulnerable individuals. Not sure what the answer is.

Posted by: whig


I agree. I am OK with legal pot consumption and possession. Not stronger drugs.

My main problem is how our culture seems to glorify it. As if being stoned, or doing shrooms, (or even prescription drugs) is a good and normal thing. It is a vice. It should be looked down upon.

Instead I go to reddit and every week there are new "studies" about how all this crap is really good for you. And on TV all the stars brag about being stoned. We need enough laws to make it discouraged not glorified.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 11:09 PM (ooZL1)

367 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 10:43 PM (ooZL1)
===

Now do liquor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2022 11:09 PM (EZebt)

368 That Trump handpicked. And supported. As was that nutcase Mastriano that he handpicked and who, undoubtedly, dragged Oz a bit more. *sigh
Posted by: runner

Both of them won primaries fair and square. That you would have preferred McCormick or Bill McSwain does mean that the primary voters agreed with you. So, it is more or less that the Trumpist voters were hoodwinked into supporting losers. That was the same tripe as the Trumpless Tea Party argument. Basically, you let the people select who they want to run in a state then you butt out of second cases, caviling, whining, etc. If Trump endorsed Oz, then McConnell endorsed McCormick (a stiff who was also a carpetbagger hedge fund guy--Mitt Romney II). If you are going to go after Trump, you best be going after McConnell and even DeSantis's lame endorsement of O'Dea who was not a Trump candidate.

I personally do not care who wins the 2024 nomination but this emo bullshit that on various topics like Mother Russia uber alles or now Trump is simply obnoxious and repetitive. We hear you but screaming is not persuasion.

Both DeSantis and Trump have strengths and weaknesses and we have until Dec. 2023 to sort it out.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:09 PM (CXr4y)

369 "Thank goodness chicks can kill those babies so we can bang their drunk asses every weekend without having to worry about relationships, responsibility, or child support!"

- Pro-choice males

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:10 PM (bm04m)

370 in fairness, it is not just awfl that are the thing it is wowen in general that are an issue. how many women at the hq would say that women firefighters should be held to the same standard, the standard that existed before they wanted to admit women, as men? military, cops, everything?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:10 PM (bFMjy)

371 What I said was that a man getting a woman pregnant is in a vastly different situation than the woman.

We are discussing this like there is no such thing as the many forms of birth control that are available. I, for example have found my personality to be a 100% effective form of birth control.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2022 11:10 PM (CecP5)

372 t.ly/VYRq

You guys were right. We're sliding straight into an Idiocracy, but apparently people's brains are high on Democrat.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 11:10 PM (zLn/W)

373 Hola Horde, long night coming here in the snow. Winter walked yesterday, sat down and said here I am.
Posted by: Pete Bog


Konbanwa, that sounds a bit worse than our 2mph windstorm yesterday.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2022 11:10 PM (IyrhE)

374
Now do liquor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Liquor!? I just met her!

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 09, 2022 11:11 PM (LsEU/)

375 Five will get you ten that Kimmel's wife gets it from her massage guy.

She strikes me more as preferring an aging pilates instructor with a grey man bun.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:11 PM (ESjRY)

376 >>>You guys were right. We're sliding straight into an Idiocracy, but apparently people's brains are high on Democrat.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus


Biden said today he will do nothing different for the rest of his presidency. Buy guns and ammo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2022 11:11 PM (d2bW3)

377 Iirc Chappelle, in one of his Netflix specials ("Sticks and Stones?" I can't remember), had a bit that involved bringing the women in with a pro-abortion stance and then hitting them with the idea that men should be able to "abort" their responsibility to the child. The women in the audience were a bit quieter at that point.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at November 09, 2022 11:11 PM (Yr4Df)

378 McConnel is a POS. He did the same thing to the Tea Party.

He's a fucking CCP stool pigeon and sucks the Chamber of Commerce dick in the cloakroom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:11 PM (6VKyY)

379 I did that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

*holds up a picture of JEF for nurse ratched to punch*

Posted by: pookysgirl remembers that idiotic speech at November 09, 2022 11:11 PM (XKZwp)

380 >349 As in Alaska?

Murkowski will almost certainly win due to rank-order voting. It is absolute the GOPs fault (including McConnell) for allowing rank-order voting to go into effect in Alaska.

Once it is in place, it is smart to buy Murkowski off... Republicans need her vote for Senate control. Murkowski will stay bought.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:12 PM (9KZK5)

381 While the "war on drugs" is unwinnable like Vietnam, legalizing them will simply introduce a war on society and vulnerable individuals. Not sure what the answer is.

Posted by: whig

This.

I fought the drug war for almost twenty years, and both extremes are equally wretched. In the immortal words of Bernie Kerik "folks don't commit crime because meth is illegal. They commit crime because meth is meth".

Posted by: SeaWorldActual at November 09, 2022 11:12 PM (ffgWq)

382 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 11:07 PM (5p7BC)

Thanks Dave enjoy your insight.

Milwaukee County didn't have the numbers as they have in the past. More Dane County voters this year than in the past. If there is cheating going on, I believe it is happening in Dane County.

State GOP doesn't push the envelope as the Dems do.

I listened to WISN until after midnight hoping to hear Johnson pulled it out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

383 Here's a concept for you: if an adult has sex, lawfully or otherwise, with a minor, and the female party becomes pregnant, the adult is responsible for child support. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 11:12 PM (RPMtD)

384 I agree. I am OK with legal pot consumption and possession. Not stronger drugs.

My main problem is how our culture seems to glorify it. As if being stoned, or doing shrooms, (or even prescription drugs) is a good and normal thing. It is a vice. It should be looked down upon.

Instead I go to reddit and every week there are new "studies" about how all this crap is really good for you. And on TV all the stars brag about being stoned. We need enough laws to make it discouraged not glorified.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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Societal shunning of drug users is how it was done. Few wrote articles about the wonders of opium or cocaine, etc, in the 1800's and they looked down on those that were addicts while keeping them legal at the pharmacy. Cars and modernity changed that because a stoner behind the wheel or using heavy equipment is no better than an alkie. Ditto for now recognizing that substance abuse leads to family violence by some, addiction, and crime. You short circuit your brain, you change your feedback from reality.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (CXr4y)

385 I listened to WISN until after midnight hoping to hear Johnson pulled it out.

--

I love this place.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (bm04m)

386 Murkowski will stay bought.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:12 PM (9KZK5)

Bullshit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (XIJ/X)

387 When I was a silly, occasionally drunken college student, I made errors in judgment. However, I was on the pill.

But. The boys didn't care.

Why is that ok? And if you ever banged a girl without wearing a condom and you weren't trying to knock her up, then fuck right off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

388 Here's a concept for you: if an adult has sex, lawfully or otherwise, with a minor, and the female party becomes pregnant, the adult is responsible for child support. Full stop.
Posted by: Alb


both?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (bFMjy)

389 I listened to WISN until after midnight hoping to hear Johnson pulled it out.

Remember not to pop the cork too early.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (ESjRY)

390 386 Murkowski will stay bought.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:12 PM (9KZK5)

Bullshit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (XIJ

Yeah, what he said. She's the whoriest whore in whoreville

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (6VKyY)

391 What McConnell does deserve blame for is failure to build the bench.

Spoiler Alert ... no old man trains his replacement.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (+ZJqT)

392 Well, I think I've had my fill of fairness for one evening. G'nite.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (Xrfse)

393 We need enough laws to make it discouraged not glorified.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 11:09 PM (ooZL1)
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There are shows the hold up 400 plus women as something to idolize. There are sitcoms running nightly - several times a night per channel and frequently in the afternoon - that glorify and normalize promiscuous sex. Friends comes to mind.

How many people enjoy those vices and that glorification regularly? I'm serious, because it disgusts me that Jennifer Aniston taught a decade of young girls that you can be a rich-brat who's incompetent at basic waitressing, but fall into a job in fashion design, have a baby without getting married, and pretty much have it all with no serious consequences except maybe the dbag baby-daddy who's really just a man-baby, himself.

I mean, I'm okay with Friends being decriminalized, but the hard stuff like the scripted reality TV shows are pure poison in our society.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (zLn/W)

394 375 Five will get you ten that Kimmel's wife gets it from her massage guy.

She strikes me more as preferring an aging pilates instructor with a grey man bun.
Posted by: 18-1
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Being Horrywood, probably something illegal and disgusting.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:15 PM (CXr4y)

395 Why is that ok? And if you ever banged a girl without wearing a condom and you weren't trying to knock her up, then fuck right off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

Because men and women are fundamentally different. And if you can't handle that bit of reality then you shouldn't call yourself a conservative.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X)

396 No one gets banned you dummies.

Posted by: NipsyAtTheJingoAteMyBaby at November 09, 2022 11:16 PM (ICqWd)

397 Because men and women are fundamentally different. And if you can't handle that bit of reality then you shouldn't call yourself a conservative.
Posted by: CharlieBrown's


hordemind

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:16 PM (bFMjy)

398 For whatever reason I'm reminded that someone made an interesting but depressing observation on a thread earlier.

Girls have traditionally competed with other girls for the attention of boys. Dress, personalities, actions, behaviors, etc.

Now they're competing with ubiquitous porn.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:16 PM (bm04m)

399 Back in the80's in the time of "war on drugs" I remember hearing a "Rest of the Story" about drugs. Paul Harvey started talking about drug use and addicts and he was perfectly describing the picture that was painted about America at the time. I couldn't tell if he was talking about NYC or SF etc...

The kicker... the rest of the story... was that he was describing opium dens in China from about a hundred years ago. IIRC he said the Chinese cleaned that mess up and we can too.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 11:16 PM (dz6/I)

400 One lump or two?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at November 09, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)

401 325 Can we put a moratorium on the use of "in fairness"? I feel like people are deliberately doing that to piss each other off.
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In fairness sometimes its fun to piss people off.
Posted by: 18-1
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First!

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:17 PM (XbH2s)

402 Biden said today he will do nothing different for the rest of his presidency. Buy guns and ammo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

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Hell buy food, drill a well, get a wood stove and trees if you can, potassium iodide and a geiger counter might also prove useful. Things are going to get rough even if we don't get in a nuclear war with Russia or China. I guess he can always arrange the Iranians to do it while we pay for it.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:17 PM (CXr4y)

403 > 363 Blake Masters says Hi (Dave in Fla)

I agree (and mentioned Masters in my post). That is the one place where a spend could have made a difference, in my opinion.

Posted by: Seldom at November 09, 2022 11:18 PM (9KZK5)

404 In firstness

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:18 PM (bm04m)

405 I feel like people are deliberately doing that to piss each other off.
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In fairness sometimes its fun to piss people off.
Posted by: 18-1
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First!

Posted by: B


nood

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:18 PM (bFMjy)

406 The child support supposition was that someone should support the child. Courts took the view that the greater good of supporting the child superseded the rights of the non custodial parent. In practice it hasn't seemed to work that way.

Better plan on paying if you are gonna be playing. Or make contraception your own responsibility.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2022 11:18 PM (Jzz++)

407 One lump or two?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at November 09, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
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Nevermind. I'll help myself.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 09, 2022 11:18 PM (zLn/W)

408 It's a complex issue, and normal adults getting high in the privacy of their own homes is not the problem!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (XIJ/X)

Has there been any instance of a state legalizing pot and growing more conservative politically?
I don't think so.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (ztiQA)

409 in fairness, it is passing funny that anybody would be bothered by two totally innocuous words at the beginning of a comment, i fit bothers you maybe you should be wondering what is wrong with you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (bFMjy)

410 Because men and women are fundamentally different. And if you can't handle that bit of reality then you shouldn't call yourself a conservative.

Congrats, Dildo. You haven't quit made it to the point where you won't White Knight for a woman. But you've been smacked, in the face, with the wishes and demands of a woman.

It all doesn't exactly square with a Norman Rockwell painting. Yet - here we are.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (+ZJqT)

411 I personally do not care who wins the 2024 nomination but this emo bullshit that on various topics like Mother Russia uber alles or now Trump is simply obnoxious and repetitive. We hear you but screaming is not persuasion.

==
EMO bullshit ? I don't know what it means, exactly.
And who is this we ?? you ?? You are not persuaded ? I am ok with, whoever you are. And if what I post riles you up so much that you constantly lose your mind over it, just skip my posts. It is that easy. Don't read them.Or did someone make you a hall monitor at AOS ? Or are you afraid of me corrupting young minds on here ?

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (V13WU)

412 In fairness, My Fair Lady is a better musical than State Fair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (8GBH4)

Audrey Hepburn looked so darn cute, so you're right.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 11:20 PM (7bRMQ)

413 Has there been any instance of a state legalizing pot and growing more conservative politically?
I don't think so.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (ztiQA)

I think legalization is on the continuum, but downstream from the insanity of a state's lurch toward leftism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:20 PM (XIJ/X)

414 I agree about Arizona; it's not a red state anymore.

On the other hand, Florida used to be the quintessential purple state (remember the 2000 election?), but is definitely pure red now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2022 11:04 PM (bW8dp)

Clean up the voting process..aka Florida method and then see how the AZ rolls
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (+I6Y/)

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling racist Governor Rick Scott.

Posted by: Brenda Snipes, former Broward County Supervisor of Elections at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (4I/2K)

415 Because men and women are fundamentally different. And if you can't handle that bit of reality then you shouldn't call yourself a conservative.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

Wtf. So a 19 yo female has to take on all the responsibilities of pregnancy, motherhood and parenting while the 19yo male gets to shrug his shoulders and have his parent shell out some $$$ and be free of responsibility?

When does a female become inherently more responsible than the male? Age 10? Menarche? Age 17?

And when is the male ever responsible for his actions?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

416 In fairness, My Fair Lady is a better musical than State Fair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Too bad Meet Me in East St. Louis was such a flop.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (LsEU/)

417 Oz does not concede in Pa. Senate race.

They going to count them and Oz is lawyered up.
Probably close enough for re-count after drop boxes are challenged.

Next Tue we'll know.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:05 PM (XbH2s)


Probably a lost cause, but I'll give him credit for not making it easy for Lumpy.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (tp+tP)

418 391 What McConnell does deserve...

...is a jail cell.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (XbH2s)

419 It's so unfair for women. And of course men are never subjected to unfairness based on sex, so I can see why women would compelled to talk about their plight endlessly. It's like John Lennon and Yoko Ono said, woman is the n***** of the world, except they can't even play basketball.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (KFhLj)

420 408 It's a complex issue, and normal adults getting high in the privacy of their own homes is not the problem!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 10:18 PM (XIJ/X)

Has there been any instance of a state legalizing pot and growing more conservative politically?
I don't think so.
Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (ztiQA)

It's the government schools indoctrinating their students to be leftists, hating the country, etc. You can be a toker and conservative.

Regarding pot, I prefer to be around someone who is high rather than drunk.

Alcohol costs Americans millions of money every year not to mention lives. . Just an observation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

421 383 Here's a concept for you: if an adult has sex, lawfully or otherwise, with a minor, and the female party becomes pregnant, the adult is responsible for child support. Full stop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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True injustice is Lord Dunsany's rule. Basically any child in a marriage is automatically assumed to be parented by the husband. Quite a few divorced guys paying child support found out later that the child was not theirs. Courts said, no matter, what is important is the child, not the actual father. This common law rule has continued into the era of DNA and should finally be scrapped. Ditto for holding males under the age of consent as responsible for getting their statutory rapist pregnant.

Incentives matter. You allow bad incentives, you will get more bad behavior.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:22 PM (CXr4y)

422 "We are not persuaded " ! That is some delusion of grandeur , right there. Give that man a pair of epaulettes.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:22 PM (V13WU)

423 Criticizing Trump for losing elections because he held rallies is dishonest. He didn't cost any votes and helped many.

But what he should be critisized for is sucking up all the campaign cash into his PAC, then being very stingy in spending it. A lot of candidates needed help and he didn't give it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 11:22 PM (5p7BC)

424 Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:19 PM (+ZJqT)

I have no fucking idea what you are jabbering about, but your tone is too aggressive with others for you to be familiar with me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:22 PM (XIJ/X)

425 >>>Do cops still smoke the best?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

>When he was a jailer for the sheriff's dept. he'd confiscate everybody's shit and sell it. A nice Irish Catholic boy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2022 11:23 PM (geVLo)

426 Wtf. So a 19 yo female has to take on all the responsibilities of pregnancy, motherhood and parenting while the 19yo male gets to shrug his shoulders and have his parent shell out some $$$ and be free of responsibility?

When does a female become inherently more responsible than the male? Age 10? Menarche? Age 17?

And when is the male ever responsible for his actions?
Posted by: n


in fairness, did you read what you wrote

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:23 PM (bFMjy)

427 When they glue themselves to the art just empty the place, turn off the lights, and lock the doors.

Then wait. Call it art.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2022 11:23 PM (z0aPa)

428 365 In fairness, My Fair Lady is a better musical than State Fair.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:08 PM (8GBH4)

MFL is to SF

as

Oz is to Fetterman

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 09, 2022 11:23 PM (CCSxw)

429 That last photo reminded me of the photo of the guy wearing his baseball cap backwards shading his eyes from the sun with his hands.

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:23 PM (nQA9k)

430 Too bad Meet Me in East St. Louis was such a flop.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (LsEU/)


I thought it was just Meet Me in St. Louis.

Wow, no wonder Judy Garland OD'd.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 11:23 PM (tp+tP)

431 In fairness, Eve shouldn't have eaten that apple.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (8GBH4)

432

I thought Oz conceded!

Was I disinformed?

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (kNAh6)

433 My memory is the Chinese government was basically ineffectual in stopping Opium use until Mao came in and executed everyone involved in the trade with forced rehabilitation for users.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (ESjRY)

434 Wtf. So a 19 yo female has to take on all the responsibilities of pregnancy, motherhood and parenting while the 19yo male gets to shrug his shoulders and have his parent shell out some $$$ and be free of responsibility?

As my man Dave Chappelle said ... if y'all can kill 'em, we can at least abandon them.

Your body, your choice. My checkbook. My choice.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (+ZJqT)

435 My son works for a business which is drug free. The state can say whatever it wants, but if you have a positive test for any drug, bye-bye. THC hangs around a very long time.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (mCh4j)

436 Regarding pot, I prefer to be around someone who is high rather than drunk.

Alcohol costs Americans millions of money every year not to mention lives. . Just an observation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I grew up in a high school that had both (back before 21 crap). Neither are particularly pleasant to be around in my experience. People find stoners or drunks either pathetic or laugh at them for short circuiting their brains. I want neither of them behind the wheel or operating machinery of any sort.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (CXr4y)

437 Yeah, what he said. She's the whoriest whore in whoreville

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (6VKyY)

I'll fix them!

Posted by: The Grinch at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (7bRMQ)

438 Oz conceded.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (V13WU)

439 The next boondoggle:

Biden wants to build a choo choo train from NY to PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (6VKyY)

440 Heh. TY Mis Hum. I needed the Mark Twain laugh.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, School Board Election Loser at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (3Or4S)

441 in fairness, did you read what you wrote
Posted by: confederatefifth

You are no longer interesting. Bugger off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)

442 The next boondoggle:

Biden wants to build a choo choo train from NY to PA.

Posted by: A

in fairness, it just goes one way

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (bFMjy)

443 Susanville California had a marijuana retail measure on the ballot. From all the loudmouths you would have thought it was a winner.

Defeated 2-1.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (z0aPa)

444 Yeah, what he said. She's the whoriest whore in whoreville

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:14 PM (6VKyY)

I'll fix them!
Posted by: The Grinch at November 09, 2022 11:24 PM (7bRMQ)


And what happened then? Well, in Whoreville they say....

Posted by: Off-Color Boris Karloff at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (tp+tP)

445 You are no longer interesting. Bugger off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM



+1

Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (kNAh6)

446 When does a female become inherently more responsible than the male? Age 10? Menarche? Age 17?

And when is the male ever responsible for his actions?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

You are obsessed by the fallacy that men and women are the same. They aren't.

Women have absolute control over pregnancy.

Use that control, and most of the issues that have inflamed your sensibilities will go away.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (XIJ/X)

447 433 My memory is the Chinese government was basically ineffectual in stopping Opium use until Mao came in and executed everyone involved in the trade with forced rehabilitation for users.
Posted by: 18-1
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They did it in stadiums before huge crowds and executed the dealers on the spot. The forced rehab was basically being a slave for the state until they relented from your mea culpas and pleas that you were wrong but now you saw the light, or you died. Either way, it was not for a fixed time.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (CXr4y)

448 I will never understand people who vote to keep that legal.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 10:25 PM (tp+tP)

For most of those people the act is so far removed from them and from their circle (at least, so far as they know) that it's really totally abstract to them.

Oh, and a century of teaching nihilism in children.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:26 PM (ztiQA)

449 You are no longer interesting. Bugger off.
Posted by: n


in fairness, you were sort of interesting for the first few days you were at the hq

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (bFMjy)

450 Are there ANY good musicals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)

451 Well wind is picking up as the hurricane approaches. I've got the shutters on so nice and safe.

Goodnight!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (5p7BC)

452 The next boondoggle:

Biden wants to build a choo choo train from NY to PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (6VKyY)

Don't look now, but i think there already is one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (RPMtD)

453 You are no longer interesting. Bugger off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)

I hope you're not offended that I read that in a Monty Python voice. Possibly as The Insulting Frenchman.

Posted by: pookysgirl's brothers loved Monty Python at November 09, 2022 11:28 PM (XKZwp)

454 452 The next boondoggle:

Biden wants to build a choo choo train from NY to PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:25 PM (6VKyY)

Don't look now, but i think there already is one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (RPMtD


Should we tell him?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:28 PM (6VKyY)

455 Do not Georgia cops know what the crime of kidnapping is?

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2022 11:28 PM (z0aPa)

456 If ever a thread needed a good fart joke, now is the time.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:28 PM (kXYt5)

457 Clean up the voting process..aka Florida method and then see how the AZ rolls
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 09, 2022 11:06 PM (+I6Y/)

That won't happen until all the people who moved here from the NE and the left coast move back out due to the impending lack of water. Plunking nearly 5 million people in a valley that lacks the water to support that many was idiocy.

Oh, and its hotter than the Ninth Circle of Hell for 5 months out of the year.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (l7Kbv)

458 451 Well wind is picking up as the hurricane approaches. I've got the shutters on so nice and safe.

Goodnight!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (5p7BC

Be safe, Brother!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (6VKyY)

459 I'm extremely pro-freedom and have no problem with adults doing whatever and the 10th Amendment etc. If we'd stayed close to the instruction manual we wouldn't be in this mess today.

That said, I don't like pot because two of the smartest people I knew back in my early 20s are burned out losers from it now. It might not not be technically addictive or damaging or whatever other silliness they try to claim, but it absolutely hurts some people badly. It's heartbreaking to see it hollow out intelligent people's skulls.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (bm04m)

460 450 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Little Shop of Horrors.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (U2p+3)

461 456 If ever a thread needed a good fart joke, now is the time.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:28 PM (kXYt5

How can you tell when a woman farts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (6VKyY)

462 Arguing and fighting: it relieves the stress.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (mCh4j)

463 Catch ya later gang. Have fun

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (Jzz++)

464 in fairness, fuck your feelings is as needed at the hq as anywhere. rather than address the inherent legal discrimination and inconsistencies some want to argue but my feels!

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (bFMjy)

465
Yeah, what he said. She's the whoriest whore in whoreville
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'll fix them!
Posted by: The Grinch


His wang grew two sizes that day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (63Dwl)

466 And when is the male ever responsible for his actions?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

I married my bride, raised our sons. We are still happily married 34 years later. Not all of us men are shits. I mentioned our back story up thread.

And I was a weerjin when I met Mrs. Mahon. I was never a player. I was like the awkward dude in Roxanne. Well, maybe not quite as purty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (UQUAY)

467 Coulter has an interesting article at Breitbart. Kinda agree with her. Difficult not to.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (V13WU)

468 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I did enjoy the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical episode, where the music monster made the whole town sing.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (P1f+c)

469 Paleoconservative.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:27 PM (CXr4y)

I now prefer Constitutional Radical.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (ztiQA)

470 Well wind is picking up as the hurricane approaches. I've got the shutters on so nice and safe.
Goodnight!
Posted by: Dave in Fla

*********

Batten down the hatches, Dave.

I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds cool!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (kXYt5)

471 Are there ANY good musicals?

Moulin Rouge? Particularly the Like a Virgin scene.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2022 11:30 PM (CecP5)

472 Well, it's been fun. Goodnight all.

Still crossing my fingers for Arizona.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (tp+tP)

473 Good night, Dave in FL.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (V13WU)

474 >>> When does a female become inherently more responsible than the male? Age 10? Menarche? Age 17?

And when is the male ever responsible for his actions?
Posted by: n
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Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13yo cousin. She was interviewed the other day after his death.
Said that she was the adult in the family; kept the books, paid the bills, bought houses and a Cadillac.
She and Jerry had no problems with that .

Problems began when he started drugs and running around.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (XbH2s)

475 Yeah, what he said. She's the whoriest whore in whoreville

The girl that played Cindy Lou in the Grinch movie went on to become a Satan worshipping rock star. And I don't mean "heavy metal mumbling that people take for something Satanic" I mean full on well... https://youtu.be/rHBxJCq99jA?t=172



One of the many, many headlines people from 2002 would never believe of our current America...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

476 423 Criticizing Trump for losing elections because he held rallies is dishonest. He didn't cost any votes and helped many.

But what he should be critisized for is sucking up all the campaign cash into his PAC, then being very stingy in spending it. A lot of candidates needed help and he didn't give it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Dunno about his expenditures. All big political players treat their campaign stashes like Smaug the dragon by sitting on it. McConnell sat on his ass, the RNC didn't spend its money on fraud, DeSantis raised more (something like $200 million or so) than Trump (170 mill or so) and did not spend other than his own campaign by last account.

Almost all of the GOP petulantly refuses to spend money on GOTV and volunteer operations. They are addicted to TV, radio, and those awful campaign flyers. I could write a book but RAH beat me to it. How to Take Back your Government .

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (CXr4y)

477 Pug Mahon! You don't have to put on the red light.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (KFhLj)

478 How can you tell when a woman farts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (6VKyY)

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I don't know, how DO you know when a woman farts?

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (JOQhe)

479
If ever a thread needed a good fart joke, now is the time.
Posted by: Muldoon

How can you tell when a woman farts?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


The dog runs out of the room.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (63Dwl)

480 It occurred to me that this current generation of voters was raised by twitter and tic-tock.

That said, if we are not so completely boned today in electing competent people to office, frankly,(Fetterman Aka, Stroke Boy)

The Republic is kinda in deep shit...ya think?

How many "mail in ballots" vs. "In person" ballots in the battleground states this cycle?

And Arizona is stating that ballot counting may continue past "THANKSGIVING???"

What kind of absolute Demoncrate Fuckery is this??

OK then...the powder has been dry for..."How Long now?"

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 09, 2022 11:32 PM (J00IM)

481 78 How can you tell when a woman farts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (6VKyY)

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I don't know, how DO you know when a woman farts?
Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (JOQhe


She posts it on instagram!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:32 PM (6VKyY)

482 How can you tell when a woman farts?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at

********

I don't know. How CAN you tell when a woman farts?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:32 PM (kXYt5)

483 They've been building a train in California for 10 years. It's at least 10 years from it's first passenger. It will never make a profit. So just a question of when bankrupt.

If they build one in PA to NY it won't be running until late in the century. By then civilization will have collapsed. So encourage them to try.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2022 11:32 PM (z0aPa)

484 There was that one musical about some dummy playing some game with a steel ball and flippers and people were amazed he didn't look at the machine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (8GBH4)

485 Good, now I am nice and tense and can go back to work.
Good night all. Drunks and stoners included.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (ooZL1)

486 in fairness, this might have been the best thing ever in the hq sidebar



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNDVipmJfz8

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (bFMjy)

487 You are no longer interesting. Bugger off.

Gents, sooner or later, you'll figure it out.

Put most any woman to the test, and she'll protect the sisterhood. If you got a woman, that will cross another woman in favor of you ? Then you have a unicorn. Go buy them something pretty tomorrow.

For the rest of us ? Every woman around us is a member in good standing of the International Sisterhood of the Vag. Local One. They're all paid up on their dues.

You still get these old dudes that can't not White Knight. Those old dudes are enablers.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (+ZJqT)

488 Dr. Hook, as it turned out, never had his sweet, smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone. The band was featured once in caricature. Pricks or just playing with them?

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (PTDkx)

489 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

--

A lot of older movies are near-musicals but not quite. I'm hung up on Willy Wonka, the Sound of Music (duh), and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, but I'm sure there are others.

I really like that style of movie, too. It's a shame that seems to have gone away.

Oh well. At least we have Transformers where I can't tell what's happening on the screen during any action scene.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (bm04m)

490
Pug Mahon! You don't have to put on the red light.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Call The Police!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

491 Problems began when he started drugs and running around.
Posted by: Braenyard

Well, with one cousin as Jimmy Swaggart and another as Mickey Gilley, you might say that was kind of in the cards.

One thing we don't realize is that the 40's and 50's had adults doing some serious drugs under prescription that could kill you easily if taken the wrong way. Speed, Barbituates galore, all kinds of tranquilizers, and so on with alcohol on top of them.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:34 PM (CXr4y)

492 in fairness, if you are going to vote and have the rights of men you have to be held to the same standards as men.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:34 PM (bFMjy)

493 Are there ANY good musicals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)

Maybe.
https://tinyurl.com/ycku4469

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2022 11:34 PM (7bRMQ)

494 Sounds like Republicans were ahed in popular vote. That's something.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:35 PM (V13WU)

495 450 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Little Shop of Horrors.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:29 PM (U2p+3)

Oh, you got trouble my friend, right here in AoSHQ.

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at November 09, 2022 11:35 PM (4I/2K)

496 Real men don't eat quiche or watch musicals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:35 PM (6VKyY)

497 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Bye Bye Birdie was almost like Porn to me when I was a kid. Ann Margaret changing her clothes while singing a song made me feel funny down there.

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:35 PM (i514R)

498
Eau d; Jumbeaux - a limerick

In Paris I asked my friend, Hume
In a stinky old bar full of gloom
"How d'ya tell it apart
From an elephant's fart?"
"One's a barroom, the other's BA-RROOM!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:35 PM (kXYt5)

499 in fairness, there are no objectively good musicals, though some are better than others

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:36 PM (bFMjy)

500 Pug,
You are the exception. And good on you. My
Mom got pregnant with me when she was 19 and unmarried. She married my father.

Every time they had a quarrel, she would tell me I was lucky I wasn't conceived in 1973.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:36 PM (U2p+3)

501 469 Paleoconservative.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 10:27 PM (CXr4y)

I now prefer Constitutional Radical.
Posted by: GWB
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Not bad. That horrifies some of the posters here and would cause a meltdown of Democrats.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:36 PM (CXr4y)

502 Legislation to remove consequences.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 10:28 PM (6VKyY)

That's the vast amount of the Progressive doctrine - that you should be able to do whatever you like with no consequences.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:36 PM (ztiQA)

503 If ever a thread needed a good fart joke, now is the time.
Posted by: Muldoon

Are there any bad fart jokes?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2022 11:37 PM (LsEU/)

504 450 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Submitted for your approval: Cop Rock

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)

505 Are there ANY good musicals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)

"A Very Potter Musical" is hilarious, and even has good songs.

https://youtu.be/wmwM_AKeMCk

Posted by: pookysgirl now has "Hogwarts" stuck in her head at November 09, 2022 11:38 PM (XKZwp)

506 in fairness, you are for the Constitution or not, and since not everybody gets this, the Constitution does not mean you get everything you want

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:38 PM (bFMjy)

507 Baz also did Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet as a musical.

Chicago, Grease, seven brides, hello dolly, west side story.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:38 PM (6VKyY)

508 Cain Velasquez granted bail in CA. Only took a couple months.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2022 11:38 PM (MGB5H)

509 Spamalot is pretty funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:39 PM (U2p+3)

510 Are there ANY good musicals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)




Team America: World Police

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2022 11:39 PM (xLqhd)

511 n


in fairness, why would you ever share that?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:39 PM (bFMjy)

512 Old one:

Q: What do you do if you're swallowed by an elephant?

A: Run around inside until you're all pooped out

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 11:39 PM (AcEKW)

513 And Janet Leigh doing the dance for the Shriners wasn't bad either. ( in Bye Bye Birdie)

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:39 PM (i514R)

514 One thing we don't realize is that the 40's and 50's had adults doing some serious drugs under prescription

Amphetamine through the 1960s. But now we wisely prescribe that primarily to children and college students.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 11:40 PM (KFhLj)

515 "Are there ANY good musicals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Oliver! is pretty good IMO. It's about the only one I have ever watched when not forced to by an adult.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2022 11:40 PM (PTDkx)

516 468 Are there ANY good musicals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

All That Jazz, Roy Scheider

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:40 PM (XbH2s)

517 And I don't mean "heavy metal mumbling that people take for something Satanic" I mean full on well... https://youtu.be/rHBxJCq99jA?t=172

One of the many, many headlines people from 2002 would never believe of our current America...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

Catchy tune. The antithesis>https://tinyurl.com/6w6mkpts

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2022 11:40 PM (AmoqO)

518 Q: What do you do if you're swallowed by an elephant?

A: Run around inside until you're all pooped out


in fairness, didn't that happen with a dinosaur in a movie

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:40 PM (bFMjy)

519 If you don't fart enough, your balls will failover your asshole and cause vapor lock. Then you will snore a lot

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 09, 2022 11:41 PM (WF/xn)

520 In reply to quote #1, Mrs Jimmy Kimmel:
Have you any comments on contraceptives, both physical and chemical? And what about 'No'?

Posted by: Ciampino - Health is a better word than wellness at November 09, 2022 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

521 The Wizard of Oz is pretty good I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:41 PM (6VKyY)

522 One thing we don't realize is that the 40's and 50's had adults doing some serious drugs under prescription

-----

Thalidomide babies anyone.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2022 11:41 PM (MGB5H)

523 That's the vast amount of the Progressive doctrine - that you should be able to do whatever you like with no consequences.
Posted by: GWB
-------------------
Well, that is basically Aleister Crowley's beliefs--"Do as thou wilt" I think.

There are always consequences no matter what pretty little lies we tell ourselves. The smart ones learn to live with themselves after those consequences and try not to repeat their mistakes.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:41 PM (CXr4y)

524 the Constitution does not mean you get everything you want

Sorry, I double-checked, and the penumbras and emanations say that I do in fact get whatever I want.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 09, 2022 11:42 PM (KFhLj)

525 Willy Wonka is a musical.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:42 PM (6VKyY)

526 There are always consequences no matter what pretty little lies we tell ourselves. The smart ones learn to live with themselves after those consequences and try not to repeat their mistakes.
Posted by: w


in fairness, yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:42 PM (bFMjy)

527 I actually liked La La Land. It definitely wasn't the music though. I just liked the story.

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:42 PM (i514R)

528 Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2022 11:36 PM (U2p+3)

*proffers a hug*

Wife's parents were, well, problematic. My parents were like Ward and June. It was later that I learned that not all families are like TV shows.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 11:42 PM (UQUAY)

529 The Wizard of Oz is pretty good I think.

Nah, he lost to the Lizard of Lump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (8GBH4)

530 There's still an odd vibe tonight, but settling down. Life goes on, endeavour to persevere.

I'm out. Good nights folks, those that have their heads on. straight at least.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (kXYt5)

531 Took our youngest son to see Les Miserables when he was 16. He had never seen a musical before and we did not think to tell him. He was quite disturbed, thought it was really odd.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (mCh4j)

532 in fairness, didn't that happen with a dinosaur in a movie
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:40 PM (bFMjy)

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No idea.

Posted by: 496 at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (AcEKW)

533 Catchy tune.

Yeah I think she's got some talent. But...something really not right with her.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (ESjRY)

534 518 Q: What do you do if you're swallowed by an elephant?

----
Eat a lot of smelly grass until you get pooped out with a splat.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Health is a better word than wellness at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (qfLjt)

535 Zardoz !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 09, 2022 11:43 PM (WF/xn)

536 Thalidomide babies anyone.
Posted by: BruceWayne

---------------------
Ironically, that was mainly in Euro land as they approved it basically for doses like ibuprofen.

Derivatives of it are still used here and I take one of them as a symptom reducer for inflammatory arthritis. Course, as a dude, I guess I could get pregnant if one ignores biology.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2022 11:44 PM (CXr4y)

537 One thing we don't realize is that the 40's and 50's had adults doing some serious drugs under prescription

--

Those crazy idiots were injecting untested chemicals into themselves and their children without knowing the effects. Cutting stuff out of bodies to "fix" mental problems, too, with the trend of lobotomies.

Sure am glad we progressed.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:44 PM (bm04m)

538 486 in fairness, this might have been the best thing ever in the hq sidebar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNDVipmJfz8
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (bFMjy)

Broken Peach cover of CeeLo...

https://tinyurl.com/yu66bv55

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2022 11:44 PM (oTZbj)

539 >>>on top of them.
Posted by: whig
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in fairness the question was about responsible women

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:44 PM (XbH2s)

540 Crap, Rocky Horror Picture Show FTW

Dammit, Janet!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2022 11:44 PM (6VKyY)

541
"Meta is laying off 11,000 employees, about 13 percent of its workforce"

I guess that "Learn to Code" is now really insensitive.


FWIW, earlier tonight, the local news (CH7 ?) interviewed a brand-new ex-Facebook worker, female, Asian, likely an H1B. She seemed to be, very slightly, disoriented, as though this should not happen to her.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 09, 2022 11:44 PM (FlRtG)

542 One thing we don't realize is that the 40's and 50's had adults doing some serious drugs under prescription
------

Mother's little helper.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at November 09, 2022 11:45 PM (XnsY+)

543 Some musicals on stage are good because you see all the crazy work that goes into making them work each and every night. Sister and I took my mom to wicked for her bday and it was a good show. Jersey boys had good music. As far as movies? No. They all suck.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2022 11:45 PM (MGB5H)

544 Third generation Arizonan here.
This state was never solid red nor blue.
Back in the days of Goldwater and Hayden, both were different parties, yet both were Arizonans, had principles and cared for Arizona first.
I have known both families growing up here.
We have had conservative Dems like Babbit and DeConcinni, and some worthless Reps like Mecham.
A look at our history, you will see that we have had both party's leadership since statehood.
And many governors were replaced by the SOS throughout this time. Nothing new here.
To be an Arizonan has some conservative values and true Madisonian Liberal values.
Mannit Napolitano ended that.
True story: Goldwater (R) was approached by Hayden (D) that his campaign was low on funds. Goldwater gave Hayden $70K to help. Hayden won.
That is Arizona.
Those days, my friends, are over as the D party is insane and the R party has been self-castrated.

Posted by: jdubya_mesaz at November 09, 2022 11:46 PM (T3ih3)

545 FWIW, earlier tonight, the local news (CH7 ?) interviewed a brand-new ex-Facebook worker, female, Asian, likely an H1B. She seemed to be, very slightly, disoriented, as though this should not happen to her.

Asian, disoriented, there's a joke in there somewhere but it would be racist to tell it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 09, 2022 11:46 PM (Bd6X8)

546 My favorite musical is Paint your Wagon.

Clint can sign.

Lee can't. Too much rain, but, I know, it's a plot point. Still, I hate movies with too much rain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 11:46 PM (UQUAY)

547 Broken Peach cover of CeeLo...

https://tinyurl.com/yu66bv55
Posted by: d


in fairness, that is good / they ar good but they wussed out and did not sing the n word

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:46 PM (bFMjy)

548
One thing we don't realize is that the 40's and 50's had adults doing some serious drugs under prescription

Take a trip to Miltown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2022 11:47 PM (63Dwl)

549 All this malicious incompetency about dragging out the vote counts is just a manufactured rationale for federalizing the election process.

All the Karens at once: "Somebody needs to do something. There ought to be a law!"

Posted by: pawn at November 09, 2022 11:47 PM (wsHtO)

550 All That Jazz, Roy Scheider[\i]

Yes, I have to admit that was very good.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2022 11:47 PM (CecP5)

551 I sort of think I heard that the original Little Shop of Horrors was made on a bet. Maybe that it had to be made in a weekend?

Incredible if true.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:47 PM (bm04m)

552 I tried to watch the movie musical Hair and only lasted 20 minutes. Man I really don't like hippies.

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:47 PM (i514R)

553 CeeLo did a clean version for the radio.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2022 11:48 PM (8GBH4)

554 Posted by: jdubya_mesaz at November 09, 2022 11:46 PM (T3ih3)


so, any thoughts on Lake and Masters ?

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2022 11:48 PM (V13WU)

555 Florida Man!

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/
1590224918670561280

Posted by: MartynWW at November 09, 2022 11:48 PM (Ur3df)

556 CeeLo did a clean version for the radio.
Posted by: G


in fairness, the hq versin had the n word

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:48 PM (bFMjy)

557 My favorite musical is Paint your Wagon-----


That was my father's favorite musical.

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:49 PM (i514R)

558
so, any thoughts on Lake and Masters ?
Posted by: r



in fairness, johnson and masters was more fun

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:49 PM (bFMjy)

559 I sort of think I heard that the original Little Shop of Horrors was made on a bet. Maybe that it had to be made in a weekend?

Incredible if true.
Posted by: Gray Man

Suddenly Seymour is a jam.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2022 11:50 PM (MGB5H)

560 in fairness, painting your wagon is stupid, it is easier for the indians to find you

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:50 PM (bFMjy)

561 Some Enchanted Evening

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2022 11:50 PM (4I/2K)

562 I was Barnaby Tucker in our high school production of "Hello Dolly." 1983.

I was Renfield in "Dracula" in the spring of 1984.

Senior year of high school was pretty fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 09, 2022 11:50 PM (UQUAY)

563 if the boys were not obligated to pay support then it would be different, try to think reasonably here
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:39 PM (bFMjy)

I prefer the days when the man's next step involved a shotgun, the woman's daddy, and a minister.

Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2022 11:52 PM (ztiQA)

564 As far as movies? No. They all suck.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2022 11:45 PM (MGB5H)

You didn't like us in Paint Your Wagon???

Posted by: Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood at November 09, 2022 11:52 PM (CCSxw)

565 Amphetamine through the 1960s. But now we wisely prescribe that primarily to children and college students.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - a
========

Reds
Yellows
Purple

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:53 PM (XbH2s)

566 I prefer the days when the man's next step involved a shotgun, the woman's daddy, and a minister.
Posted by: G


in fairness, that is fine, however it is sort of the same because dad has decided that they are getting married. the girl is not deciding what is going to happen to everybody.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:54 PM (bFMjy)

567 You didn't like us in Paint Your Wagon???
Posted by: Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood

I liked you in the dirty dozen and unforgiven. I doi NOT like you in paint your wagon.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2022 11:54 PM (MGB5H)

568 552 I tried to watch the movie musical Hair and only lasted 20 minutes. Man I really don't like hippies.

Posted by: polynikes at November 09, 2022 11:47 PM (i514R)

Saw that live in 1969. I was there for the nudity.

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2022 11:54 PM (AmoqO)

569 "But. If the left won't even discuss late term murder, I won't discuss mistakes."

Amen, nurse.

(My daughter is an ER/trauma nurse at DC Medstar, night shift preferred, and has a tattoo down her inner forearm that reads "if you have done it for the least of these, you have done it for me".
She is not a religious person, but she both rages at some decisions, and cries at some circumstance. And works her ass off for whoever lands in her care.)

Posted by: barbarausa at November 09, 2022 11:54 PM (VqoCx)

570
Saw that live in 1969. I was there for the nudity.



in fairness, this is going to a nudy bar the hard way

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:55 PM (bFMjy)

571 Went of one of their lectures
thought they were wack-a-doodle

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:55 PM (XbH2s)

572 Posted by: barbarausa

I always think of the word "operation" when I see this name.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2022 11:56 PM (KAi1n)

573 Jesus Christ Superstar, Cabaret, Oklahoma!, Grease, Chicago. Unbearable.

I had a girlfriend that made sit thru all of that shit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2022 11:56 PM (geVLo)

574 Posted by: Jaguar at November 09, 2022 11:33 PM (+ZJqT)

Either you are amazingly obtuse or you are trolling.

I don't much care which is correct.

Tone it down or you are gone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2022 11:56 PM (XIJ/X)

575 I always think of the word "operation" when I see this name.
Posted by: S


in fairness, so you are german

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:56 PM (bFMjy)

576 567 You didn't like us in Paint Your Wagon???
Posted by: Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood
-------------------------

Seven brides for seven brothers was macho as far as musicals go. No poofery at all.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 09, 2022 11:58 PM (XbH2s)

577 I guess I might like the music-movies because we've got young-ish kids and it's such a wholesome change from the vast majority of crap that is out there now.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang > Sing 2

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:58 PM (bm04m)

578 Sorry, but every single person I've ever met who smoked pot regularly (and I've met a lot of them) was a dissipated slacker whose life was at least three-fourths of the way to being totally screwed up. If I wanted to live around people like that, I'd move to California.
Posted by: Dr. T

Hey

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2022 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

579 And I don't mean "heavy metal mumbling that people take for something Satanic" I mean full on well... https://youtu.be/rHBxJCq99jA?t=172

Isn't that the left's theme song?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2022 11:59 PM (CecP5)

580 Does nightmare before Christmas count as a musical?? I never count animated movies but if it does I take it back. I love that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:00 AM (MGB5H)

581 Singing in the Brain!

Posted by: JoeBiben at November 10, 2022 12:00 AM (oTZbj)

582 The Music Man. 1776. Spamalot!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:00 AM (7B5FA)

583
Reds
Yellows
Purple
Posted by: Braenyard


Superman ice cream

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl)

584 Does nightmare before Christmas count as a musical?? I never count animated movies but if it does I take it back. I love that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne

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I think it has to. And yeah, that one is great.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 10, 2022 12:01 AM (bm04m)

585 Good evening

Posted by: Yul Brynner, King of Siam at November 10, 2022 12:01 AM (4I/2K)

586 in fairness, the constitutional violations that are made to fight the war against drugs is not worth it. better to get rid of the war and just inform everybody that the ruls are the same as for booze

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (bFMjy)

587 In regards to Jerry Lee and his cousins. He did not like Jimmy. Every time he would get mad at Jimmy, and drunk, he would ram his Cadillac into Jimmy's front gate.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (XbH2s)

588 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang > Sing 2
Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 09, 2022 11:58 PM (bm04m)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a movie title I never said aloud around my parents. I did not want them to think I was cussing.

Also, it was a really weird movie. I think I had weird dreams about it as a kid. the colors. the wings. Not interested.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (UQUAY)

589 I think it has to. And yeah, that one is great.
Posted by: Gray Man

I agree. I may have donated a large portion of my body to artwork featuring it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (MGB5H)

590 Would "This Is Spinal Tap" be considered a musical?

Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (AmoqO)

591 Good evening

Posted by: Yul Brynner, King of Siam at November 10, 2022 12:01 AM (4I/2K)

Good evening to you. Etc, etc, etc....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)

592 And I don't mean "heavy metal mumbling that people take for something Satanic" I mean full on well... https://youtu.be/rHBxJCq99jA?t=172

I had a soldier who was a devil worshipper. I had a few others over the years who played at being devil worshippers for attention because they liked Black Sabbath or something, but this one actually was a devil worshipper. His parents were devil worshippers who were orchestra musicians and he was raised in the faith, as it were. He was not well-adjusted.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:03 AM (7B5FA)

593 Thanks be to God for the Christian rock stylings of Testament.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 10, 2022 12:03 AM (UQUAY)

594 Would "This Is Spinal Tap" be considered a musical? Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2022 12:02 AM (AmoqO)

Mockumentary. The Stonehenge bit is always funny.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:04 AM (7B5FA)

595 Seven brides for seven brothers was macho as far as musicals go. No poofery at all.
Posted by: Braenyard

I couldn't manage that one 5 minutes.

Guys and Dolls is a great musical. Fantastic dialogue and songs. "When you meet a mug, who's lately out of the jug, and he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol. Call it hell. call it heaven. It's a probable 12 to 7, that the guy's only doin' it for some doll.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2022 12:05 AM (KAi1n)

596 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a movie title I never said aloud around my parents. I did not want them to think I was cussing.

Pretty sure there was a pron movie that started with Titty . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:05 AM (7B5FA)

597 Seven brides for seven brothers was macho as far as musicals go. No poofery at all.
Posted by: Braenyard


in fairness. funny story, the guys that did that did acid when they had the idea for grizzly adams

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:05 AM (bFMjy)

598 Guys and Dolls is a great musical. Fantastic dialogue and songs. "When you meet a mug, who's lately out of the jug, and he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol. Call it hell. call it heaven. It's a probable 12 to 7, that the guy's only doin' it for some doll. Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2022 12:05 AM (KAi1n)

The all-time 2nd best Simpsons episode is the one where Mark Hamill is appearing in Guys and Dolls at the Springfield Dinner Theater. (No one asked, but the best is the one where Homer eats the blowfish.)

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:06 AM (7B5FA)

599 Also, it was a really weird movie. I think I had weird dreams about it as a kid. the colors. the wings. Not interested.

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It is a weird story, from the car to the candy lady (Truly Scrumptious, which makes sense when you realize it's the guy who wrote the James Bond books), the child hunter...

But it's a neat movie that, when it comes down to it, is sort of a sci-fi / magic film and worth a watch if you happen across it.

Also Truly Scrumptious. Homina homina.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 10, 2022 12:07 AM (bm04m)

600 If you aren't responsible enough to use birth control to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, then you shouldn't be having sex. That goes for women and men alike.

I went to Planned Parenthood in college after I met this really nice guy, because I didn't want to get pregnant while we were still in school. I got on the pill and took it religiously, for the same reason.

A few years later, I went off of the pill because that nice guy and I were ready to start a family. And in between kids, I made sure to always use some sort of protection. And the one time that we didn't, we both accepted responsibility for our slip-up.

Any of you who have been to a Texas MoMe have had the pleasure of meeting our "One Hit Wonder", and we can't imagine life without her.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at November 10, 2022 12:07 AM (SRRAx)

601 In fairness, women ride the cock carousel and rack up conquests just as much, if not more then men now.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 12:07 AM (MhCcX)

602 Mockumentary. The Stonehenge bit is always funny.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:04 AM (7B5FA)

Funny thing. Tony Iommi had the reverse story. Black Sabbath had an instrumental called Stonehenge, and the stones were friggin' huge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 10, 2022 12:07 AM (UQUAY)

603 Mockumentary. The Stonehenge bit is always funny.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2022 12:04 AM (7B5FA)

I saw an interview with the "Band". Those guys were genuinely funny.

Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2022 12:07 AM (AmoqO)

604 >>>Guys and Dolls is a great musical. Fantastic dialogue and songs. "When you meet a mug, who's lately out of the jug, and he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol. Call it hell. call it heaven. It's a probable 12 to 7, that the guy's only doin' it for some doll.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Good show, but poofery.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 12:08 AM (XbH2s)

605 That scene in Guys and Dolls is absolute gold. The short guy is the really cool one. He's so serious at the beginning.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2022 12:08 AM (KAi1n)

606 I smoke pot.
I even did it on camera during a podcast with Joe Rogan.
Oh, did I mention, I am the richest man alive?
The highest achiever?

Posted by: The Chief Twit at November 10, 2022 12:08 AM (jTmQV)

607 I’m not out here with this dumb alarm asking you guys to love abortion. I am asking you to love women, enough, to trust women enough to make their own difficult decisions and to vote for the people who will make that happen tomorrow. Our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won.” Molly McNearney (Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel)

Well Molly, why are your daughters so pig ignorant about birth control in 2022 that they have to make the life affirming choice to kill a nascent human life?

Posted by: Farmer at November 10, 2022 12:08 AM (55Qr6)

608 601 In fairness, women ride the cock carousel and rack up conquests just as much, if not more then men now.
Posted by: KarlHungus
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That's not a gentlemanly thing to talk about.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 12:09 AM (XbH2s)

609 The Best Musicals were from the 50's
South Pacific
Oklahoma
West Side Story
Yeah...Sound of Music
The King and I
Guys and Dolls
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Paint Your Wagon
Gentlemen prefer Blondes

you all will kick my ass on those I did not mention...so be it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2022 12:09 AM (J00IM)

610 After midnight here. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Gray Man - Look for rainbow books at your kids library, press charges against librarians at November 10, 2022 12:10 AM (bm04m)

611 n fairness, women ride the cock carousel and rack up conquests just as much, if not more then men now.
Posted by: KarlHungus
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That's not a gentlemanly thing to talk about.

Posted by: B


in fairness, what he was saying is bitches be wanting the d biggy

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:10 AM (bFMjy)

612 Speaking of "Carousel"that was a good musical. Still listen to some of the songs.

Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2022 12:11 AM (AmoqO)

613 Also I want to see the puppet vampire musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:13 AM (MGB5H)

614 Speaking of "Carousel"that was a good musical. Still listen to some of the songs.

Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2022 12:11 AM (AmoqO)

Some don't care for it. I guess you could go around for hours debating it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 10, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)

615 women want the good stuff and none of the bad stuff.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 10:48 PM (bFMjy)

In fairness, so do the guys.
It's called sinful human nature.

Posted by: GWB at November 10, 2022 12:14 AM (ztiQA)

616 Lovely picture, great music for openers, MisHum.
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@41. She created a life...that life was lost too soon. Your sister recognized that spark!

How very different than the worshipers of the evil that is abortion! Posted by CBD

Very nicely said!

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 12:15 AM (NIYa7)

617 n fairness, so do the guys.
It's called sinful human nature.
Posted by: G


in fairness, no. where are the advantages that men have but not women, under the law?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:15 AM (bFMjy)

618 What I'm saying is whores gonna whore and should take responsibility for their slutty actions. Women can get pregnant, men can get women pregnant. We're different.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 12:15 AM (MhCcX)

619 "I always think of the word "operation" when I see this name."

SFGoth, I joined a British blog about ten years ago, and with multiple Barbaras there, stuck "usa" on the end to clarify I was the visiting Yank.
Kept it for big blogs, including here, lol

Posted by: barbarausa at November 10, 2022 12:15 AM (VqoCx)

620 in fairness, a british blog, that has to be fun. yo uget the founders of our language not allowed to use half the words or sentences without the bobbys at the door

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:17 AM (bFMjy)

621 Sorry...one more

Gigi

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2022 12:17 AM (J00IM)

622 Pit bulls are great gentle dogs until they aren't. The flip of the switch is random. If they are raised wrong no switch needed. My brother was seriously bit by a dog he knew and liked. The dog was very familiar with him had played before with his great danes no problems with dogs or people. One day he got seriously bit letting them into his yard to play. Dogs in general can be unpredictable but pit bulls are on another level.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at November 10, 2022 12:18 AM (ZMPCu)

623 Pit bulls are great gentle dogs until they aren't. The flip of the switch is random. If they are raised wrong no switch needed. My brother was seriously bit by a dog he knew and liked. The dog was very familiar with him had played before with his great danes no problems with dogs or people. One day he got seriously bit letting them into his yard to play. Dogs in general can be unpredictable but pit bulls are on another level.
Posted by: d


in fairness, no

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:19 AM (bFMjy)

624 confederate fifth, it was something of James Delingpole's, before he went to Breitbart, and now I have no idea where he is. Just kept the name, because I'm no good at socks

Posted by: barbarausa at November 10, 2022 12:19 AM (VqoCx)

625 onfederate fifth, it was something of James Delingpole's, before he went to Breitbart, and now I have no idea where he is. Just kept the name, because I'm no good at socks
Posted by: ba


in fairness, it is a nice nam

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:21 AM (bFMjy)

626 Man of La Mancha

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 10, 2022 12:21 AM (mCh4j)

627 Does nightmare before Christmas count as a musical?? I never count animated movies but if it does I take it back. I love that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:00 AM (MGB5H)

Thats a good one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 12:21 AM (VwHCD)

628 I think is is appropriate for everyone to take responsibility for their actions. And on that note I will retire.

Posted by: Javems at November 10, 2022 12:22 AM (AmoqO)

629 confederate, thanks! <3

Posted by: barbarausa at November 10, 2022 12:22 AM (VqoCx)

630 You can be a toker and conservative.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

I didn't say otherwise. But I think you're an outlier in that case. I asked about a _state_. Because I think states that legalize marijuana are playing to progressive hedonism - which is a play for the broken sinful human nature vote. You won't get a more conservative polity by legalizing marijuana.

If you managed to turn the polity truly conservative - IOW they governed themselves well, thereby not requiring governing by the state - then you could legalize marijuana and not have a big problem.

Posted by: GWB at November 10, 2022 12:23 AM (ztiQA)

631 Paint Your Wagon was 1969

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2022 12:24 AM (63Dwl)

632 I know I'm late for your ti.ezone, but Happy birthday, Berserker!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 10, 2022 12:25 AM (buF98)

633 @618 KarllHungus- you’re in Trad Con country here partner. Women are not held accountable, only men. Only men make bad women. We corrupt them. If men do not corrupt them they’re naturally angels .Better get with it.

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 12:25 AM (AtoNk)

634 Pit bulls are great gentle dogs until they aren't. The flip of the switch is random. If they are raised wrong no switch needed. My brother was seriously bit by a dog he knew and liked. The dog was very familiar with him had played before with his great danes no problems with dogs or people. One day he got seriously bit letting them into his yard to play. Dogs in general can be unpredictable but pit bulls are on another level.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at November 10, 2022 12:18 AM (ZMPCu)

Absolutely. I knew a few people who had them and they blow a frigging gasket one day. One friend of mine had his arm torn up real good one day by his own dog. Many stitches. He had it since it was a pup. His other dog must have pissed it off and out of nowhere the pit went after my friend. Fuck them dogs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD)

635 "I’m not out here with this dumb alarm asking you guys to love slavery. I am asking you to love planters, enough, to trust plantstion owners enough to make their own difficult decisions and to vote for the people who will make that happen tomorrow."

--Mrs. John C Calhoun

Posted by: 29Victor at November 10, 2022 12:26 AM (BJKQV)

636 C5 I have an over reactive dog. Very protective of me. I won't let him around kids. Ive never had him bite but don't fully trust him. Hes a great Pyrenees. A big floof, Gentle until he's not. I get the same vibe from pit bulls. Responsible owners would acknowledge this.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at November 10, 2022 12:26 AM (ZMPCu)

637 When I am king, all schoolteacher pensions will be seized, along with their bank accounts, deeds, and cars. The proceeds will be used to build large arenas where they are all fed to lions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2022 12:27 AM (oINRc)

638 I know I'm late for your ti.ezone, but Happy birthday, Berserker!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 10, 2022 12:25 AM (buF9

Hey thanks! Glad you reminded me, I should be doing a drink and somehow forgot about it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 12:28 AM (VwHCD)

639 I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I am reliably informed that I appear in a comic opera and not a musical.

Posted by: Major General Stanley at November 10, 2022 12:28 AM (4I/2K)

640 From my experiences and observations as an alcoholic, alcohol is a worse drug and more damaging to society then cannabis. If you do cannabis smart it can be a positive thing in your life. I'm talking eat it, or vape to avoid smoking. Trade your 3 or 4 beers or drinks for a few puffs to relax at night and you will be much better off.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 12:28 AM (MhCcX)

641 When I am king, all schoolteacher pensions will be seized, along with their bank accounts, deeds, and cars. The proceeds will be used to build large arenas where they are all fed to lions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Those lions will be fat and lazy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:29 AM (MGB5H)

642 Fiddler On The Roof is the best musical

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 12:29 AM (AtoNk)

643 JROD lol

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 12:30 AM (MhCcX)

644 Anyhow goodnight guys.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at November 10, 2022 12:30 AM (ZMPCu)

645 Face it people, the counting isn't done until the Demonrats win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 09, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)


Very dark, pointed humor. That aside, this is the second Federal election in a row to go through a Dem steal. Senator Mentally Damaged from PA? Now the question is why give elections any legitimacy by voting at all? The 'joke' used to be having to overcome the Dem margin of fraud, around 5%. Now we have vote harvesting, mail-in ballot and precinct tally frauds changing elections and that are well-established and well-entrenched that put through tens of thousands of illegal Dem ballots. Voting's now a suckers game.

Until we make any type of vote fraud a literal hangin' offense, nothing will change.

Posted by: RickZ at November 10, 2022 12:30 AM (emlEe)

646 Fiddler On The Roof is the best musical
Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 12:29 AM (AtoNk)

Tradition!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2022 12:31 AM (4I/2K)

647 Until we make any type of vote fraud a literal hangin' offense, nothing will change.
Posted by: RickZ

Nah. Lines have been drawn let them have their utopia and let us have our country. The only way forward is separately.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:33 AM (MGB5H)

648 WOMEN (and their current sub-applicants)

Should be treated for behavior same as MEN?

But..BUT...they of the weaker sex? Surely you do not mean...for they are in need of PROTECTING by the stronger MALE presence. (I saw a man totally punch a woman in the face after she slapped the crap out of him on U-tube) she went down like a ton O' bricks.

Sounds about right these days. Femanazis want = well now, time you get =... deal with it. Yes MEN are stronger but you Femanazis need to STFU then.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2022 12:33 AM (J00IM)

649 I have an over reactive dog. Very protective of me. I won't let him around kids. Ive never had him bite but don't fully trust him. Hes a great Pyrenees. A big floof, Gentle until he's not. I get the same vibe from pit bulls. Responsible owners would acknowledge this.
Posted by: d

in fairness, I get this and admire this. I have dogs and I have always made sure to be sure they do not injur somebody because I do not want somebody to get injured , I do not want my dog to sufer cnsequences for injuring somebody. my thought about why you are not right is because the defnitin of otibull is overbroad. if you go to wikipedia, search for any breed of dog is is a very narrowly defined def, however, do the same for pitbull and you just get sort of a bunch of dogs. I have had bunches of dogs, some pits, they are the same as every other dog

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:33 AM (HGI8T)

650 MissTammy!

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:34 AM (HGI8T)

651 @646 Count de Monet-Damn straight!!!

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 12:36 AM (AtoNk)

652 Fiddler On The Roof is the best musical

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 12:29 AM (AtoNk)

Fiddling on the Roof is great.

Posted by: Fred G Sanford. The G Stands For .... at November 10, 2022 12:37 AM (7bRMQ)

653 637 When I am king, all schoolteacher pensions will be seized, along with their bank accounts, deeds, and cars. The proceeds will be used to build large arenas where they are all fed to lions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2022 12:27 AM (oINRc)

Very ZODesque

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 10, 2022 12:37 AM (CCSxw)

654 606 I smoke pot.
I even did it on camera during a podcast with Joe Rogan.
Oh, did I mention, I am the richest man alive?
The highest achiever?
Posted by: The Chief Twit at November 10, 2022 12:08 AM (jTmQV)

Only if you measure a man's achievement by how much money he has. Personally, I judge a man's achievement by the collection condiments and sauces in his refrigerator.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 10, 2022 12:38 AM (cupoy)

655 What's that one musical where Babs cross dresses?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:38 AM (MGB5H)

656 Porky & Bess, an American opera, Gershwin, '51. Summertime (and the living is easy.)

Bye Bye Birdie, 1960's

Fiddler on the Roof, '70s

Les Miserables, 1980's

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 12:38 AM (NIYa7)

657 the girl is not deciding what is going to happen to everybody.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 09, 2022 11:54 PM (bFMjy)

The man is having to take responsibility. That's the point.

Posted by: GWB at November 10, 2022 12:39 AM (ztiQA)

658 Thanks to formerly having affordable housing and land, a lot of blue staters moved here over the last few years.
Results like this is what you get.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 10, 2022 12:39 AM (LOgxG)

659 Porky & Bess, an American opera, Gershwin


in fairness, shower scenes are funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:39 AM (HGI8T)

660 @652 Fred G Sanford-it is. Just don’t let the neighbors see you or the cops catch you👍

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 12:41 AM (AtoNk)

661 The man is having to take responsibility. That's the point.
Posted by: G



in fairness, you do not understand that the thing is not that men do not want responsibility it is that all of the desisin is mad by the girl now, the man has no rights now.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:41 AM (HGI8T)

662 Personally, I judge a man's achievement by the collection condiments and sauces in his refrigerator.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 10, 2022 12:38 AM (cupoy)


Whew! {Wipes brow}

Posted by: RickZ at November 10, 2022 12:41 AM (emlEe)

663 What's that one musical where Babs cross dresses?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:38 AM (MGB5H)

yenta, yentyl, lentil , some shit like that. If I remember right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD)

664 What's that one musical where Babs cross dresses?



in fairness, when does babs not wear womens clothes

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:43 AM (HGI8T)

665 in fairness, you do not understand that the thing is not that men do not want responsibility it is that all of the desisin is mad by the girl now, the man has no rights now.
Posted by: confederatefifth

If the lady can murder a baby with no input then the man can say yaaa pass on providing money and having a kid with no input. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:44 AM (MGB5H)

666 where are the advantages that men have but not women, under the law?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:15 AM (bFMjy)

That's not what I said, now, is it?

Posted by: GWB at November 10, 2022 12:44 AM (ztiQA)

667 in fairness, sadly that is how it should be

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:44 AM (HGI8T)

668 Regarding pot, I prefer to be around someone who is high rather than drunk...
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2022 11:22

I know MH agreed. But at our little MoMee pot wasn't legal in WI yet. Dang it, that made me think of Chavez, may he RIP.

Posted by: Farmer at November 10, 2022 12:45 AM (55Qr6)

669 Voting's now a suckers game.

Until we make any type of vote fraud a literal hangin' offense, nothing will change.
Posted by: RickZ at November 10, 2022 12:30 AM (emlEe)

voting is a suckers game in some states(name the party in control) - others are pretty legit

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 10, 2022 12:45 AM (+I6Y/)

670 yenta, yentyl, lentil , some shit like that. If I remember right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Ya that's the one. It's very important to some people for some reason

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:45 AM (MGB5H)

671 Heat is the movie where Babs cross dresses.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 10, 2022 12:46 AM (LOgxG)

672 That's not what I said, now, is it?
Posted by: G


in fairness, that is what you were addressing when you addressed my comment. that everybody wants the good and not the bad has nothing to do with women getting rights without respnsibilties.

you should address that, since that is what was discussed.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:46 AM (HGI8T)

673 Use musicals for birth control and pot for pit control. No... Pits for musicals and pot for birth control. AoS self help guidelines are out of control!!

Evening horde

C5 I can almost overlook "in fairness" when you stand up for pits and babies.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 12:47 AM (fivxw)

674 Related to 656. Porgy and Bess, not Porky

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 12:48 AM (NIYa7)

675 Evening horde

C5 I can almost overlook "in fairness" when you stand up for pits and babies.
Posted by: Ameri


in fairness, it is complicated

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:48 AM (HGI8T)

676 674

in fairness, nevermind

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:49 AM (HGI8T)

677 In fairness, I usually post on a fishing forum but they decided recently to ban political talk, so I'm trying you guys out the last few days to get my fix.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 12:51 AM (MhCcX)

678 You sure? Sunshower Xiden was banned around 10:30. First I see of "cope more/cry more" was in the 11:00 hour.
Posted by: ... at November 09, 2022 03:50 PM


Willowed.
I finally get around to writing a Chrome extension that would replace Eeyore Joe's pontifications with "Buy Electric Vehicles" and now I find out he's banned. Sigh.

Oh well. We should get another poster who is that annoying in a year or two and I'll dust the code off then.

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy (now retired) at November 10, 2022 12:51 AM (xttsV)

679 in fairness, if men get drafted and women do not should women vote about when we send n the military?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 12:52 AM (HGI8T)

680 Porky and Petunia

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2022 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

681 Any news out of AZ?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 12:55 AM (fivxw)

682 Any news out of AZ?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I believe it's still the 12k votes or whatever the margin and no more counting for the night.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:55 AM (MGB5H)

683 Related to 656. Porgy and Bess, not Porky

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 12:48 AM (NIYa7)

Darn it! Thought there was going to be a fourth.

Posted by: Miss Balbricker at November 10, 2022 12:56 AM (7bRMQ)

684 in fairness, it is complicated

*laughing, shaking head*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 12:56 AM (fivxw)

685 voting is a suckers game in some states(name the party in control) - others are pretty legit

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 10, 2022 12:45 AM (+I6Y/)


So the illegitimate states gave us President Sniff and Smell. That's supposed to make me feel better somehow? Illegitimate states give us Congresscreeps who drastically and negatively affect our lives. No clean elections? A peaceful split is maybe possible. But I wouldn't count on it. Because we're not the ones doing the counting.

Posted by: RickZ at November 10, 2022 12:56 AM (emlEe)

686 The Full Monty, 2000

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 12:57 AM (NIYa7)

687 The Full Monty, 2000
Posted by: Lola

We know what Lola is thinking about...

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 12:59 AM (MGB5H)

688 If you aren't responsible enough to use birth control to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, then you shouldn't be having sex. That goes for women and men alike.

Thanks for your story Teresa. This is what we call the "right way". (altho I wouldn't recommend the pill bc it can cause problems)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:01 AM (fivxw)

689 I believe it's still the 12k votes or whatever the margin and no more counting for the night.

Good grief! Sorry AZ, may God give you wisdom.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:03 AM (fivxw)

690 In fairness, I usually post on a fishing forum but they decided recently to ban political talk, so I'm trying you guys out the last few days to get my fix.
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 12:5

I recall you Karl. Yes, some of us need our political fixes. Sad, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at November 10, 2022 01:05 AM (55Qr6)

691 That aside, this is the second Federal election in a row to go through a Dem steal. Senator Mentally Damaged from PA? Now the question is why give elections any legitimacy by voting at all?

It might be the fourth. Remember the green party candidate who had to call off her MI recount in 2016 because she was finding precincts with more ballots than voters, some by multiples. So there was a steal there that just didn't work. And given how well the economy was going in 2018, color me suspicious about the D takeover of the House. So it's at least three of the last four.

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2022 01:05 AM (kOpft)

692 Good grief! Sorry AZ, may God give you wisdom.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

It's going the same way as the primary. With lake ahead of where she was in that. So pretty sure she's going to take down abortion mouse the question is masters. And I'm still just baffled that people would have voted for lake and not masters.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:05 AM (MGB5H)

693 Hey farmer. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:06 AM (/P0vp)

694 Amazingly amongst flyfishers in the PNW I'm outnumbered 100 to 1, who would of thought.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 01:07 AM (MhCcX)

695 The SOS of AZ should be taken out back and introduced to a blindfold, cigarette and a firing squad. This is unacceptable in a modern USA.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 01:08 AM (geVLo)

696 in fairness, Farmer, what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, and Las Vegas is begging him to kp it that way

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 01:09 AM (HGI8T)

697 In fairness, if Kari Lake could just win I could be at peace with everything else... the way she just tears the media apart, I'm in love.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 01:10 AM (MhCcX)

698 The SOS of AZ should be taken out back and introduced to a blindfold, cigarette and a firing squad. This is unacceptable in a modern USA.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Well her husband is a psychiatrist for trans kids, and is literally the I will write you the note for your surgery dude. So she has that going for her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:11 AM (MGB5H)

699 I just read Abe Hamadeh took the lead for AG here in AZ. Is that the most recent news. That's pretty good news, right? Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 10, 2022 01:12 AM (bfyic)

700 I think if Lake wins, she will clean up voting in AZ and they will get more honest results.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:12 AM (fivxw)

701 just read Abe Hamadeh took the lead for AG here in AZ. Is that the most recent news. That's pretty good news, right? Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali)

What is happening in the SoS race?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:13 AM (MGB5H)

702 The SOS of AZ should be taken out back and introduced to a blindfold, cigarette and a firing squad. This is unacceptable in a modern USA.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 01:08 AM (geVLo)

It's possible the SOS of AZ will be the next governor of AZ. Yes, Katie Hobbs is the current SOS and refused to recuse herself. Pretty believably unbelievable.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 10, 2022 01:14 AM (bfyic)

703 I think if Lake wins, she will clean up voting in AZ and they will get more honest results.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

This is why it's important. AZ will become as red as Tennessee or arkansas

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:14 AM (MGB5H)

704 The SOS of AZ should be taken out back and introduced to a blindfold, cigarette and a firing squad. This is unacceptable in a modern USA.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Well her husband is a psychiatrist for trans kids, and is literally the I will write you the note for your surgery dude. So she has that going for her

So you're saying the husband needs the same treatment

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:15 AM (fivxw)

705 Ok, back to Revelation.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 10, 2022 01:15 AM (bfyic)

706 So you're saying the husband needs the same treatment
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:15 AM (/P0vp)

707 It's going the same way as the primary. With lake ahead of where she was in that. So pretty sure she's going to take down abortion mouse the question is masters. And I'm still just baffled that people would have voted for lake and not masters.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:05 AM (MGB5H)

This... some of the splits on tickets don't make a lot of sense.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 01:16 AM (oHd/0)

708 I think if Lake wins, she will clean up voting in AZ and they will get more honest results.

Some folks will be shocked when everything shifts 10-20%, just like FL.

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2022 01:16 AM (kOpft)

709 Peter Pan, 1954.

Clap your hands if you believe!

I've Gotta Crow..became a fun, elementary school choir song long ago.

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 01:16 AM (NIYa7)

710 So you're saying the husband needs the same treatment
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I think the husband gets his jollies in treatment and she hasn't been flicked in years.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:17 AM (MGB5H)

711 703 I think if Lake wins, she will clean up voting in AZ and they will get more honest results.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

This is why it's important. AZ will become as red as Tennessee or arkansas
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:14 AM (MGB5H)

I hope she has good bodyguards though... the Narco Gangs will NOT be amused.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 01:17 AM (oHd/0)

712 When I am king, all schoolteacher pensions will be seized, along with their bank accounts, deeds, and cars. The proceeds will be used to build large arenas where they are all fed to lions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira
-----

Now do the university endowments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2022 01:18 AM (oo0rP)

713 Every single analysis that ignores the word "fraud" and takes the manufactured vote totals as something to be fitfully analyzed as if it represents actual voter preferences is written either by a gullible fool or a deep state stooge.

Stop carrying the deep state's water. They can get away with infinite fraud because of people like you.

Posted by: Qwinn at November 10, 2022 01:18 AM (0PgTv)

714 Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2022 01:05 AM (kOpft)

Yep, my 'faith' in the process is at an all time low.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 01:19 AM (oHd/0)

715 I gotta ask... how did the abortion mouse name come about?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 01:20 AM (MhCcX)

716 I was listening to the end of Matthew today and kept doing audio double takes. No one knows the day, but we are to know the signs.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:20 AM (fivxw)

717 No one knows the day, but we are to know the signs.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
__

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:21 AM (/P0vp)

718 Giving the guy in the bottom picture the benefit of the doubt, he didn't want to appear to be stealing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:21 AM (fivxw)

719 I hope she has good bodyguards though... the Narco Gangs will NOT be amused.
Posted by: Romeo13

Ehhh there are tons of videos of the narcos coming thorough az and they say we do it cause it's easier. They'll just shift to nm and southern ca. bout mostly nm. Cause it's easier. They aren't trying to start a war. They want money and ease of trafficking they have that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:21 AM (MGB5H)

720 I gotta ask... how did the abortion mouse name come about?
Posted by: KarlHungus

She's a tiny little bitch of a women that has nothing to say and when she talks she uses a fake high pitched voice like a bitch ass little mouse. And the only thing she has to say in the rare instances you see the mouse is muh bortions

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:25 AM (MGB5H)

721 @540. Now I'll have Let's Do the Time Warp in my mind for days! Aghhhh!

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 01:27 AM (NIYa7)

722 in fairness the recycled girl I used to mess around with and am in the process of rekindling, I did not know her dildo was named after a frosting-Funfetti. I thought it was a pet name, not named after pre made Pillsbury frosting.. it’s one of those that has the suction cup for the shower wall. It’s the same color as Funfetti frosting hence the name “Mr Funfetti “.

She lol’d pretty hard when she realized I didn’t know about the aforementioned frosting. I thought it was the brand/model name of the dildo. Silly me.

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 01:27 AM (AtoNk)

723 I gotta ask...


What's a 'recycled girl'?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:28 AM (/P0vp)

724 Cmon smh. Use your imagination.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:29 AM (MGB5H)

725 Cmon smh. Use your imagination.
Posted by: BruceWayne
___

With this trans crap going on, you never can tell...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:30 AM (/P0vp)

726 With this trans crap going on, you never can tell...
Posted by: SMH

Haha! Use 50% of your imagination

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:31 AM (MGB5H)

727 So what is the excuse given for not getting AZs votes countries d today?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:32 AM (fivxw)

728 Recycled reused whatever the bin said

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:32 AM (MGB5H)

729 If you managed to turn the polity truly conservative - IOW they governed themselves well, thereby not requiring governing by the state - then you could legalize marijuana and not have a big problem.

I don't think we deserve to drink anymore either.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2022 01:33 AM (KAi1n)

730 So what is the excuse given for not getting AZs votes countries d today?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

They are tired and people have families. Shut up you bigot.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:34 AM (MGB5H)

731 Raimondo

Why do you cheer for death?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:34 AM (fivxw)

732 @687. It wasn't that hard to do. (Drum roll)

Good night all. ; )

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2022 01:34 AM (NIYa7)

733 @723 SMH-one that I’ve messed around with, “dated”, hooked up with before. We maybe meet someone else or they get serious with someone else go our own way then later our paths cross or slide into my DM when they become single again. I call it recycling.

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 01:35 AM (AtoNk)

734

Musicals: "Springtime for Hitler".

This has to be a winner.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 10, 2022 01:35 AM (FlRtG)

735 They are tired and people have families. Shut up you bigot.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:34 AM (MGB5H)

LOL

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:35 AM (fivxw)

736 Ahhh, okay.

I'm my hubby's recycled wife, then...lol.

Married, divorced, remarried.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:36 AM (/P0vp)

737 @737 SMH- pulled you out of the bin. Well at least he’s “ecologically sound”. So am I…….or at least don’t burn bridges.

Posted by: JROD at November 10, 2022 01:39 AM (AtoNk)

738 Musicals
Was The Greatest Showman mentioned? Good music, excellent choreography.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:39 AM (fivxw)

739 Musicals
Was The Greatest Showman mentioned? Good music, excellent choreography.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

You know how I know you're ghey

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:40 AM (MGB5H)

740 O’Rourke, a former congressman, fell short in his race to unseat incumbent Republican Gov. Greg Abbott the Fox News Decision Desk projected, marking his third loss in four years after running for U.S. Senate in Texas in 2018 and president in 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/4z38xubv

So what office is he gunning for next?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:40 AM (/P0vp)

741 O’Rourke, a former congressman, fell short in his race to unseat incumbent Republican Gov. Greg Abbott the Fox News Decision Desk projected, marking his third loss in four years after running for U.S. Senate in Texas in 2018 and president in 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/4z38xubv

So what office is he gunning for next?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:40 AM (/P0vp)

Fell short? He got his dick stepped on with golf shoes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 01:41 AM (VwHCD)

742 You know how I know you're ghey

Double lol

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:41 AM (fivxw)

743 >>>I hope she has good bodyguards though... the Narco Gangs will NOT be amused.

>She'll give them a corridor of safe passage and take her cut from the cartels. Look how she runs an election.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 01:42 AM (geVLo)

744 I'm never here and even I know of raimondo

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 01:42 AM (9reyU)

745 Raimondo, the troll that almost speaks more coherent the the lump

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 10, 2022 01:44 AM (9reyU)

746 There is a lot of money to be made in running for office

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:44 AM (fivxw)

747 {{{AmericanKestrel}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 01:44 AM (u82oZ)

748 Howdy Horde, Read the content, not the comments although I see it has been a busy night. Thanks for the ONT, Mis.Hum.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)

749 Fell short? He got his dick stepped on with golf shoes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 01:41 AM (VwHCD)
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lol!
More like tap-danced with cleats on.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:44 AM (/P0vp)

750 Real men don't eat quiche or watch musicals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Is opera 'musical'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2022 01:44 AM (IyrhE)

751 DDS!
Salty!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:45 AM (/P0vp)

752 O’Rourke, a former congressman, fell short in his race to unseat incumbent Republican Gov. Greg Abbott the Fox News Decision Desk projected, marking his third loss in four years after running for U.S. Senate in Texas in 2018 and president in 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/4z38xubv

So what office is he gunning for next?
Posted by: SMH

Well the campaign is the job. His wife's daddy bankrolls his starts. He's an Austin billionaire that has been trying to turn tx for 30 years. Then he runs as a basic celebrity and banks 100m from ca and ny and spends 40m and keeps the rest. I imagine they'll prop him up against cruz again and then they'll move him to ca to be gov after the great hairdo moves on.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:45 AM (MGB5H)

753 {{{SMH}}}
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 01:45 AM (u82oZ)

754 So what office is he gunning for next?

Rematch with Cruz in 2024. Guaranteed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 10, 2022 01:46 AM (KFhLj)

755 Hugs to you Salty!

Are you up late ot early?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:46 AM (fivxw)

756 {{{ Debby Doberman Schultz }}}

Doing better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 01:48 AM (u82oZ)

757 Rematch with Cruz in 2024. Guaranteed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I just find the whole thing beyond comical, yet so illustrative of how much of a joke our electoral system is.
And yet, God, in His infinite Mercy, sees fit to keep Beto "Nacho President" O'Rourke from every office he seeks.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:49 AM (/P0vp)

758 The real question is what does tank do. She's toxic electorally. But a superstar for the party.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:49 AM (MGB5H)

759 I've had a couple people try to sell me jugs of laundry detergent at gas stations recently. It's apparently how the street scum make money now.

Posted by: Warmongerel at November 10, 2022 01:51 AM (Vh8Jo)

760 in fairness, new syfy movie series tanknados 1 - 5

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2022 01:51 AM (/Nh0a)

761 If a stroke victim and a dead guy can be elected, I don't think Abrams toxicity is a deal breaker.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 01:51 AM (fivxw)

762 lol c5

tanknados?

No, not gonna watch, but it being syfy, I'm sure the effects will be top-notch.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:53 AM (/P0vp)

763 If a stroke victim and a dead guy can be elected, I don't think Abrams toxicity is a deal breaker.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

But it is. She's 0 for 3. I guess they can carpetbag her to Michigan. But what's the point. The superstars tank and Robert Francis are 0 fer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 01:54 AM (MGB5H)

764 AmericanKestrel

Woke up early. Too early. I have some thank you letters to write.

I was blessed with an awesome door prize at the TxMoMeet, and even got it past the TSA. It looks like a 76 mm shell casing that is actually a thermos, engraved with the occasion. And if you think the national elections were a tad shady, the prize selection at the TxMoMeet by lin-du would set the standard of "I want this to go to this person." In a good way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 01:54 AM (u82oZ)

765 And if you think the national elections were a tad shady, the prize selection at the TxMoMeet by lin-du would set the standard of "I want this to go to this person." In a good way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Hmmm...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:55 AM (/P0vp)

766 Well, time for me to go to bed. I read the whole thread, but haven't been very chatty, because I was in the other room messing with electronics stuff.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2022 01:57 AM (N+2i2)

767 Niters, AOP.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:57 AM (/P0vp)

768 SMH at what's coming

Nothing wrong with that.

Jim Sunk New Dawn and his t-shirt was a hit also. I hear he lost money on the deal, but the t-shirt was classy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 01:58 AM (u82oZ)

769 Alberta Oil Peon

May our renaissance man sleep well, and dream of a Studebaker equipped Motor Rifle Division.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 01:59 AM (u82oZ)

770 I just find the whole thing beyond comical, yet so illustrative of how much of a joke our electoral system is.
And yet, God, in His infinite Mercy, sees fit to keep Beto "Nacho President" O'Rourke from every office he seeks.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 01:49 AM (/P0vp)


Then Gaia, in her infinite wisdom, gives us a for-real brain-damaged senator (who MSLSD decreed should run for president in 2024!). Giveth, taketh, tomAto, toMAHto.

I wish the electoral system were a joke, though. It's completely broken and, I have to say, that was/is deliberate.

Posted by: RickZ at November 10, 2022 02:00 AM (emlEe)

771 Good night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 02:00 AM (fivxw)

772 {{SMH}} and {{Salty}}, Yes I am feeling better, thanks. Trying to decide if a small whiskey is in order here. In theory I do not have to be up early in the morning, often real life has a different schedule. I am so happy that Beto got stomped, I long for the old days when if you got beat like that you usually settled for a patronage job and never ran for office again.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 02:00 AM (a4EWo)

773 The TXMoMe sounds like another resounding success. I'm glad you all are making real life connections.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 02:02 AM (fivxw)

774 DDS. The mom flew down to the keys today.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:02 AM (MGB5H)

775 Met an interesting woman at the VA today. Retired Army (natch). What surprised me is that she was a cartographer. Certainly never ran into one of those before. Knew her shit, for sure, had a nice conversation about mapping unknown territory. She mentioned MOS, but it was foreign to me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2022 02:02 AM (bJHK5)

776 I've had a couple people try to sell me jugs of laundry detergent at gas stations recently. It's apparently how the street scum make money now.

Posted by: Warmongerel at November 10, 2022 01:51 AM (Vh8Jo)


Old one, actually. A group/gang of thieves, oftentimes roving, will shoplift laundry detergent (it's expensive now); they know they won't be prosecuted. Then they sell it out in dribs and drabs, making a tidy sum.

Posted by: RickZ at November 10, 2022 02:02 AM (emlEe)

777 Trumped at the Polls

https://www.city-journal.org/trumped-at-the-polls

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 02:02 AM (/P0vp)

778 Just a general observation: History is obsessed with a small subset of people. They float down the river of time, doing mostly bad things to others.

However, watching from high embankments is an entire population that does not goes washed into the sea. Let us wave to those in the river, tend our gardens, and thrive out of the spotlight.

And every once in a while, push a bad person into the river. Like Festerman. He is doomed. May he light a light bulb in his mouth as he flames out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:05 AM (u82oZ)

779 Then Gaia, in her infinite wisdom, gives us a for-real brain-damaged senator (who MSLSD decreed should run for president in 2024!). Giveth, taketh, tomAto, toMAHto.
_


God also has a sense of humor, and tends to give people what they want, if it fits into His plans for us.

Beto with a healthy mind is more dangerous than Lumpy Fett, with his...less than healthy one.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 02:07 AM (/P0vp)

780 Trumped at the Polls

https://www.city-journal.org/trumped-at-the-polls
Posted by: SMH

People scream about Mitch the bitch pulling money from Rs he didn't like. And I'm one of them. But trumpster has a PAC that has over a 100m$. And he spent basically none of it.... he assumed his name was enough.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:07 AM (MGB5H)

781 AmericanKestrel

Join us in Corsicana. Family friendly, with great people and smashingly good food. The smile is slow to fade, as a MoMeet is a golden memory. I went to three in 2022. CO, NoVa, and Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:08 AM (u82oZ)

782
With ~93% of the vote recorded in the city, ~75% of Philadelphia voters went for the brain dead candidate. FU Philly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 02:08 AM (y3pKJ)

783 Beto with a healthy mind is more dangerous than Lumpy Fett, with his...less than healthy one.
Posted by: SMH

But Beto will never hold an office of consequence. They love him and think he's special so they will continue to run him head long into red walls. Until he takes over gov of ca. he's too important to just be a lump senator in pa.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:11 AM (MGB5H)

784 Good night Hordlings

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 10, 2022 02:12 AM (fivxw)

785 Divide by Zero

A actual fair election, without cheating, would be an amazing thing, leading to an advanced civilization.

What we have now leads to unproductive decay, a feudal system, with a very strong police state. Twill end in tears. Someday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:13 AM (u82oZ)

786 Trying to decide if a small whiskey is in order here. In theory I do not have to be up early in the morning, often real life has a different schedule. I am so happy that Beto got stomped, I long for the old days when if you got beat like that you usually settled for a patronage job and never ran for office again.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 02:00 AM (a4EWo)

Always a good time for a small whiskey, or a big one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD)

787 AmericanKestrel

Sleep well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:14 AM (u82oZ)

788 31 I am humbled to share a birthday with the USMC tomorrow, Nov 10.

Salute!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2022 10:11 PM (kXYt5)

That makes 3 of us (unless there are more above; in which case consider the counter appropriately incremented).

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2022 02:14 AM (qyH+l)

789 Bruce Wayne, I shall text Mom tomorrow. Kestrel, May I second Salty's advice, you would have a most wonderful time in Corsicana, really special.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 02:15 AM (a4EWo)

790 And allow me to add: AIR FORCE!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2022 02:16 AM (qyH+l)

791 Fox2!

Beautiful golf courses have entered the chat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:19 AM (u82oZ)

792 DDS what was it like in NH campaging? Seeing how it ended up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:19 AM (MGB5H)

793 LOL

Jarvis
@jarvis_best
15h

Straightforward from here.

1. GOP House destroys democracy as advertised.

2. Emboldened DeSantis wins GOP primary in 2024.

3. Trump runs as an independent spoiler just to be a dick.

4. Biden wins and capitalizes on the end of democracy to declare himself President for life.

Posted by: m at November 10, 2022 02:19 AM (1vmZ4)

794 To the Coasties.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2022 02:20 AM (IyrhE)

795 4. Biden wins and capitalizes on the end of democracy to declare himself President for life.
Posted by: m

5. And promptly dies cause he's ancient and has dementia.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:20 AM (MGB5H)

796 weft cut-loop

To NOAA, the least known and smallest of the Uniformed Services.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:23 AM (u82oZ)

797 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with good humor, vitality, and close friends and family.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:26 AM (u82oZ)

798 To NOAA, the least known and smallest of the Uniformed Services.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


And now the Merchants?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2022 02:29 AM (IyrhE)

799
A actual fair election, without cheating, would be an amazing thing, leading to an advanced civilization.

What we have now leads to unproductive decay, a feudal system, with a very strong police state. Twill end in tears. Someday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 10, 2022 02:13 AM


I'm certain there's cheating. I had some citizen election auditors come to my home and they told me of the many ways it's being performed. But it's only possible because election results are somewhat believable and reinforced by the media.

I really don't want to believe that three quarters of Philadelphia residents voted for the brain dead candidate. But I believe it. But I don't wanna believe it. But I do.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 02:31 AM (y3pKJ)

800 Bruce Wayne, Southern NH is an extension of Mass., we did some sign holding for Don Bolduc but there were large contingents of Karens holding Maggie Hassan signs and screaming about their natural born right to kill babies with no exceptions even birth itself. What movie did you see recently?

Bers, I bet that you and Mrs. B are just loving your kitchen.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

801 DDS oh I know how southern NH is. Thought maybe K K Karolihe had a shot but apparently not. And movies? I saw smile and terrifier 2. And I'm going to crumble and go see wokekanda forever on Friday.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:40 AM (MGB5H)

802 DDS also are they aware that Hassan's husband is a pedo. And the only thing she is known for over 20 years is covering up his indescretions with his underage students?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:43 AM (MGB5H)

803 They don't care about political pedos, only Catholic priests.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)

804 They don't care about political pedos, only Catholic priests.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schult


Spotlight, Boston globe. IIRC.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2022 02:52 AM (MGB5H)

805 Evening.

I'm home. Way earlier than expected. Cuz shit happens and suddenly you find yourself needing to get back quick.

Anyway...

World still ending? Society still collapsing? Astros win the Series?

Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2022 03:00 AM (1Yy3c)

806 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2022 03:04 AM (sAmhv)

807 World still ending? Society still collapsing? Astros win the Series?


Yes.

Welcome back!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2022 03:07 AM (sAmhv)

808 Good night all, I never poured my whiskey, too tired.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2022 03:08 AM (a4EWo)

809 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 03:31 AM (T4tVD)

810 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 03:51 AM (xhxe8)

811 Sorry I don't love and trust women enough to sanction the at will killing of unborn babies outside of any due process, especially when that killing is so gutlessly euphemized into "making difficult decisions".

You'll just have dress up as handmaids and throw piss at me and try to get me fired or even fire bombed as clearly you are the good guys and I am Voldemort.

Some of our great great grandmothers could buy cocaine by the pound in a drug store with no regulation or own slaves. Clearly winning something in the past doesn't make it right forever and besides that I am assured that the mid 70s were a time of sexist oppression, patriarcy, and rape culture with key parties, sex discrimination, racism and harassment. The people who won these rights were clearly backwards and dangerous degenerates who should have their statues torn down as we pure heartedly barrel on towards a year zero where no one is burdened by the past or even consistently defined language so reality is an artifact of solidarity and manufactured consensus.

Posted by: EM at November 10, 2022 03:52 AM (194HV)

812 Time to get moving
Posted by: Skip

(hears the Theme from Rawhide.....)

Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 03:56 AM (T4tVD)

813 Haha. Just thinking about that 5 minutes or so when Sen. Graham almost had us fooled. Lyndsey 2.0

-- gold chains and bedazzled shades ooh, yeah!

Also, imo
Byron Donalds >>>>>>> Tim Scott

bonus John James who was cheated in 2020 is back in politics. Straight talkers are self evident. Obvious even.

Posted by: micky at November 10, 2022 03:58 AM (3byMq)

814 hiya, JT

Posted by: micky at November 10, 2022 03:59 AM (3byMq)

815 Hiya micky !

Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 04:02 AM (T4tVD)

816 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at November 10, 2022 04:09 AM (1vmZ4)

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Posted by: Marie Smith at November 10, 2022 08:45 AM (Mnney)

818 "The Republican party has to adopt the tactics of the Democrats when it comes to Get Out The Vote and other ground game efforts."

When the game is set up to facilitate cheating, you have to become the better cheater.

Hell of a way to run a railroad.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 10, 2022 01:19 PM (XOEOh)

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