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Update on Illegal Alien Nudist Hemp Jeweler BLM-Flag-Flying Ultra MAGA Mega Republican

"You know, that old saw." -- Dr. Evil

Wait, can't you see that? That's right, because, as Thinkfluencer John Ekdahl tells me, NBC is now deleting that from their website and Twitter feed.

Why would they do that? Why would they hide their own report?

Well watch this cop The Blaze captured and guess.

I don't think there's enough evidence to establish the speculation that's going around. But, there are reasons why people are asking questions, and you can see how The Regime reacts to facts that provoke questions to The Official Regime Narrative -- they hide the facts.

Which is, of course, the main reason people don't believe anything The Regime says and are forced, like Kremlinologists, to speculate about what's really going on inside the Kremlin based on the tenor and flavor of the lies they're telling today.

By the way, it's officially Illegal to speculate baselessly about a Democrat. You can, of course, speculate baselessly about a Republican -- Trump paid prostitutes to go pee-pee; Trump had those documents at Mar-a-Lago because he planned to sell them to the highest bidder among hostile foreign regimes (a real claim made by lefties on Twitter, which was not accompanied by a Twitter "fact" check) -- so if you are going to speculate baselessly, use the name of a Republican instead of P.P. here. Call him "Jeb!" or something.

That will make everything Regime Compliant (TM).

Update! NBC now "clarifies" that they're suppressing the report because it did not meet "NBC 'News' reporting standards," by which they mean: It does not further the Democrats' political agenda or electoral chances.

thefactshavebeenreevaluated.jpg

I denounce... whatever Election Denialist Mega MAGA extremely extreme extremist who created this toxic meme of Russian disinformation.

It is only the credentialed liars of the corporate propaganda media who are educated and intelligent enough to speculate beyond the officially-claimed facts -- everyone else is required to only repeat the officially-claimed facts, or the evidence-free speculations and rumors "reported" by our Enlightened News Professionals.

Remember, you're permitted -- encouraged, actually -- to say things like "Rand Paul's neighbor was right," as Paul Pelosi's daughter said, but you're not allowed to ever speculate about a Democrat's unfortunate encounter with a "neighbor."

I think it really was a break in for the simple fact that the glass door was smashed in. I doubt very much it was "faked" after the fact. Who would have done that? Not Jeb!, who was beaten almost to death.

So who then? The cops? Are they *that* invested in Jeb! that they're going to start counterfeiting a crime scene before they even know what or why they're covering anything up?

It's a lot like my objection to those who claimed the cops "framed OJ:" how could they even know they could frame OJ minutes after the murder? How could they run the risk that the real murderer wouldn't just turn up walking down the street, bloody knife in hand, and high on crack?

And then their "framing of OJ" would look pretty damn suspicious, wouldn't it?

So I don't know how cops suddenly act together, each agreeing that "we must fake this crime scene to make it appear the attacker broke his way in," without even knowing there's something in need of being covered up here. This all happened within moments of the attack. How could they act that quickly and in mutual agreement about a major crime (faking evidence) when they didn't even know if there was any reason to fake evidence at all?

That said, the way you answer questions is by... answering questions, not by attempting to shout down and smear anyone asking the questions.



Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM




Comments

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1 First!!!

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 04, 2022 01:18 PM (RKLPC)

2 I always walk back to my kidnapper.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:19 PM (Z32m1)

3 But. An FBI Agent already wrote a report.

And it doesn't include ANY of this!?

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:20 PM (4CZFl)

4 Obviously Paul Pelosi was brainwashed and suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:20 PM (Z32m1)

5 Now, content.

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 04, 2022 01:20 PM (RKLPC)

6 Release the Bodycam videos. NOW!

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:21 PM (Z32m1)

7 Nancy has been a beard for Paul for 60 years? No wonder she’s bitter.

Posted by: EveR at November 04, 2022 01:21 PM (MUpk6)

8 Iiiiinteresting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 04, 2022 01:21 PM (D64Af)

9 How did he get to Pelosi's house?....walk?

Posted by: BignJames at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (AwYPR)

10 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

11 Maybe Pelosi is demented like his wife and Biden. Plus alcohol. 🤷

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (rF64X)

12 When i invite a rent boy with all sorts of red flags back to my place. Is a little discretion and stability that much to ask for?

Posted by: Paul in San Fran at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (v2708)

13 so... they're flat out admitting they're working for the DNC. can we go ahead and hit them with contributions in kind for all the news stories about campaigns now?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (Mkvkw)

14 Obviously Paul Pelosi was brainwashed and suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:20 PM (Z32m1)


He is still married to "sexy personified" so that's not unbelievable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (zhLdt)

15 Update! NBC now "clarifies" that they're suppressing the report because it did not meet their "news reporting standards," by which they mean: It does not further the Democrats' political agenda or electoral chances.

=========

Nancy Pelosi called.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

16 Much like covid, this story is bullshit.

Have you noticed Nancy hasn't been around and has been very quiet?

Yeah, her friends know.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (DcKNO)

17 Capitol Police have pretty much stated that there IS Video of the premises. Much Video.

Between the Security Cams and the Police Cams, the Truth they are selling should be there. No?

Wonder why they won't SHOW it to us? Why would that be?

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (4CZFl)

18 I'm still leaning towards it being a drug thing and not a gay thing, though they're not mutually exclusive.

Even if I'm wrong, the whole thing is bonkers, and the lack of known details/facts (it's almost all Sources Say bullshit) and interest from the DNCmedia makes me unconvinced that it's not normal/boring/banal/whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (l8gTz)

19 Test

Posted by: chique the Merciless, l'African ViQueen of Greenland, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (rF64X)

20 I think they have or will make a deal. David Depape doesn't fight any of the charges or contradict the narrative, and they will let him plead a few misdemeanor charges and he will agree to deportation to Canada.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (Z32m1)

21 I'm still going with what I said within 15 minutes after I saw the first reports of this: this was a sex and/or drug deal gone bad. There's no other explanation that makes any sense whatsoever.

There's certainly no chance on this Earth that this was a break-in. Pelosi let this creep inside the house. Why would he do that at 2 am, other than for sex or drugs?

I can assure you 100% that I'm not letting anyone into my apartment at 2 am unless it's for sex.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

22 This guy thinks Paul Pelosi set up DePape:

https://tinyurl.com/v6tnmhft

Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (dCxaZ)

23 NBC has reporting standards? Who knew.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)

24 Paul should focus his gay trysts on excavated employees

Posted by: Regular joe at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (nnp+f)

25 17 Capitol Police have pretty much stated that there IS Video of the premises. Much Video.

Between the Security Cams and the Police Cams, the Truth they are selling should be there. No?

Wonder why they won't SHOW it to us? Why would that be?
Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (4CZFl)

=========

It's only a matter of time before some FOIA request gets the footage.

Gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

26 I was reading something yesterday at nbc dot com.


Somebody did not get the approved script.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (bVYXr)

27 NBC now "clarifies" that they're suppressing the report because it did not meet their "news reporting standards," by which they mean: It does not further the Democrats' political agenda or electoral chances.

Must have been "misinformation".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (Xrfse)

28 Rohypnol is a Helluva Drug!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (4CZFl)

29 23 NBC has reporting standards? Who knew.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)

==========

"If Leftist Twitter likes it, it's fine."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

30 Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (l8gTz)

Yep, definitely something fishy going on.

Posted by: chique the Merciless, l'African ViQueen of Greenland, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (rF64X)

31 Ace...gonna have to ban himself for blowing the margins, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

32 RUFKM? I coulda been a contender.

As I write this there are no comments, but like a moron I read the content and watched the video.
I guess there's nothing left for me to do but yell 45th!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (FCbAQ)

33 This story is just weird. I do not understand any of it and releasing body cam footage and 911 calls would be very helpful. Along with the Security feed.

Hey, a girl can dream . . . .

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (haWye)

34 OK - who blew the margins?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

35 It will be rough for the MSM during the burning times. Rough like a sandpaper covered dildo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (oyfLT)

36 No wonder they're deporting him, too many questions may "come out"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (XvPQV)

37 Thank You, Ace.

*Lights Cigarette*


There's mouthwash in the Guest Bath.

Posted by: Margins at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (4CZFl)

38 I've never heard that the Pelosi's house has an alarm system although it must because of who they are and the value of their ice cream collection. Why didn't the alarm bark in the night?

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (dTFZY)

39 The blog seems to have put on a few pounds.
Maybe it should try Keto, or just push the plate away.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (FCbAQ)

40 Blowing the margins has reached a pinnacle of excellence.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (Xrfse)

41 Hell of a way to blow the margins, there, ace...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (YIVH2)

42 so... Leon is getting wiiiiiiddddeeerrr.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (trdmm)

43 “The front door was opened by Mr. Pelosi. He did not declare an emergency or try to leave his home, instead began walking several feet back towards the assailant and away from police."

-
Remember the immortal words of Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen; you pay them to leave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (FVME7)

44 wow ! that was something !

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (V13WU)

45 36 No wonder they're deporting him, too many questions may "come out"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (XvPQV)

========

Deporting people who came here out of an act of love is criminal and unconstitutional!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

46 The glass is piled up on the outside of the door/window, which makes it pretty obvious it was an attempted break out, not a break in.

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

47 Somebody's gettin' a Barreling now!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 04, 2022 01:27 PM (906pl)

48 I wanna try one of those new Paul Pelosi cocktails.

I don't know what's in it, but I hear you really get hammered!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 04, 2022 01:27 PM (oedLL)

49 It's early in the thread, but here's a roundup of Kari Lake pantsing and violating the media. TBH, I think there are a couple of instances when she's starting to overstep and blow her own horn a bit too hard. Overall, though, you'd think the press would avoid her like the plague.

https://tinyurl.com/7792hwbb

Posted by: Archimedes at November 04, 2022 01:27 PM (eOEVl)

50 DePape was insufficiently medicated.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 04, 2022 01:27 PM (D8mow)

51 23 NBC has reporting standards? Who knew.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)

They make sure the truck is safely wired before they make it explode.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (vN+oL)

52 38 I've never heard that the Pelosi's house has an alarm system although it must because of who they are and the value of their ice cream collection. Why didn't the alarm bark in the night?
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (dTFZY)

the fight started when DePape's butt alarm system went off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (trdmm)

53 45 36 No wonder they're deporting him, too many questions may "come out"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (XvPQV)

========

Deporting people who came here out of an act of love is criminal and unconstitutional!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

You see, the love of a male escort is not like the love of a square...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (XvPQV)

54 Dick Cheney=cough P.P. cough

Dick Cheney was recently caught trying to harvest adrenachrome from a native homeless man in his home last week in his posh San Fransisco home. Mr. Cheney called police when he found the man in his home and attempted to subdue the man with a hammer. The harvesting procedure didn't occur as intended and Mr. Cheney called Police because of the victim's erratic behavior inside the home when confronted by the armed Mr. Cheney.

The Police, victim, and Mr. Cheney all ask for privacy as they review events of the fateful night.

Posted by: Scott_T at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (2waQ7)

55 Oh, if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, hammer all the time.....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (vompe)

56 The first tell that something was odd was when Pelosi’s office put out a statement asking to respect the family’s privacy.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (fatpD)

57 Jesus "exTwitter" employees

Posted by: Regular joe at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (nnp+f)

58 >> The glass is piled up on the outside of the door/window, which makes it pretty obvious it was an attempted break out, not a break in.


Laminated Glass makes a fucking mess if you try and break through it. It shatters like Tempered Glass, but hold together.
You aren't just smashing your way in with a hammer. Not in under 5 minutes and you will be pulling glass out as well as pushing glass in while you do it.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (4CZFl)

59 I still do not understand how Paul got to the phone in the bathroom, but did not lock the door, call 911, and scream for help to start with?

I have a stranger in my house? I am calling 911 and panicking on the line, demanding help from behind a locked door. Anything that happens after that is obviously documented and recorded self defense if they try to breach the second door.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (Z32m1)

60 We need to get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: Shep Smith, unemployed at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (vN+oL)

61 The big tell to me is the security systems. Aside from being being filthy rich I would think that the Govt had state of the art systems in place. I have to think that she had at least a small SCIF with attendant security measures. And yet, this guy waltzes in. Supposedly.

Posted by: Dingbat at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (U09tN)

62 FISH PUNS INCOMING
Posted by: DB at November 04, 2022 12:59 PM (geLO

The Horde smells blood in the water.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (44ww/)

63 50 DePape was insufficiently medicated.
Posted by: Puddinhead a


Sometimes that happens.

Posted by: Ed Buck at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (oyfLT)

64 I'm still leaning towards it being a drug thing and not a gay thing, though they're not mutually exclusive.

Even if I'm wrong, the whole thing is bonkers, and the lack of known details/facts (it's almost all Sources Say bullshit) and interest from the DNCmedia makes me unconvinced that it's not normal/boring/banal/whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (l8gTz)

The underwear thing says otherwise, and its suppression after the fact does not lead me to think that both were in three piece suits and sipping chardonnay.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (eoQWY)

65 I've never heard that the Pelosi's house has an alarm system although it must because of who they are and the value of their ice cream collection. Why didn't the alarm bark in the night?

As I understand it, they do have an alarm system back to the Capitol Police, but the guy watching the feed was asleep. Apparently, they hired the people who had been in charge of monitoring Epstein.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

66 WAIT

So Pelosi and DePoop were alone in the house together for half an hour before the hammering?

curiouser and curiouser

Posted by: DB at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (geLO8)

67 Joe Biden personally used this incident as "proof" that a significant group on the right are poised to destroy America.

That makes this incident a point of national interest. That means we must know the truth of what happened.

Release the Pelosi mansion external camera video.
Release the 911 call.
Release the body cameras.
Release the SFPD recording of their interview with DePape.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (R38qh)

68 Isn't Paul Pelosi wealthy enough to pay for classier gay prostitutes?

Going cheap on hookers gets your skull based in, Paulie.

Posted by: Archer at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

69 It wouldn't hurt Nancy's reelection chances at all if this were some sort of deal gone bad, even though I'm inclined to believe that this is just another Loughner situation. Why they're badly spinning whatever went on there is beyond me.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (MpOGS)

70 OK - who blew the margins?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

Old and Busted Ace - Anyone who busts the margins gets banned.

New Hotness Ace - *innocent whistles*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (yHsuS)

71 Those of us in the violent, drug fueled, hammer and tighty whities sodomite community demand an end to the prosecution!

Free David DePape!

Or at least put him in my prison cell...

Posted by: Ed Buck, democrat sodomite in prison but still busting cheeks at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (R/m4+)

72 I denounce... whatever Election Denialist Mega MAGA ultra extremely extreme domestic terrorist who created this toxic meme of Russian disinformation.

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (RHGPo)

73 Somebody high-up at NBC got a call from the White House: "How dare you print the truth four days before the midterms!"

Posted by: Biergood at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (FQWHA)

74 It's only a matter of time before some FOIA request gets the footage.

Gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)


I heard today or yesterday that Congress and their Police are not subject to FOIA (might have been Robert Barnes).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (6vA7M)

75 DePape is...CANADIAN??!?

lol

figures, what else would a nudist hemp jeweler be, eh?

Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (dCxaZ)

76 The big tell to me is the security systems. Aside from being being filthy rich I would think that the Govt had state of the art systems in place. I have to think that she had at least a small SCIF with attendant security measures. And yet, this guy waltzes in. Supposedly.
Posted by: Dingbat at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (U09tN)

They did have guards and security. PP obviously ordered them away unless we hear of public firings of these people.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (eoQWY)

77 This was not an October surprise... except for Nanzi.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (u4CEu)

78 But. An FBI Agent already wrote a report.

And it doesn't include ANY of this!?

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:20 PM (4CZFl)



The FBI and DOJ will never reveal details they do not want to, because this will remain an ongoing investigation for as long as needed to protect the politically connected individuals. Leaks will be made as needed, though, to insinuate it is MAGA political violence.

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (gPEfL)

79 FISH PUNS INCOMING
Posted by: DB at November 04, 2022 12:59 PM (geLO

The Horde smells blood in the water.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM

Bottom feeders, all.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (dTFZY)

80 Speaking of Hammers, is Mike around or is he using a sock to avoid hammer jokes?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (vompe)

81 I always walk back to my kidnapper.
Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:19 PM (Z32m1)

Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (eoQWY)

82 How (I suppose) “journalists” respond to anyone questioning The Narrative in an effective way:

1) cross their arms
2) scowl very angrily at whoever is daring to ask the question

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (y607P)

83 74
I heard today or yesterday that Congress and their Police are not subject to FOIA (might have been Robert Barnes).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (6vA7M)

=========

Wasn't it local police who showed up?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

84 >> The glass is piled up on the outside of the door/window, which makes it pretty obvious it was an attempted break out, not a break in.


Laminated Glass makes a fucking mess if you try and break through it. It shatters like Tempered Glass, but hold together.
You aren't just smashing your way in with a hammer. Not in under 5 minutes and you will be pulling glass out as well as pushing glass in while you do it.
Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (4CZFl)

=====================
Look closely at a high resolution photo of the back door. You can see glass fragments inside door and outside the door both. And there is a doorknob on the door with the broken window.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (Z32m1)

85 It's an Op, it was always an Op, it will always be an Op.


You notice how it's largely disappeared from the media.

But the next 4 days they got something big planned, probably to be released on Sunday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (pV3Bm)

86 OT:

Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

87 Sounds like Paul's tryst with his male prostitute went sideways.

Posted by: Mozam at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (ea+OK)

88 >>Gonna be hilarious.


Doubly so if they speed it up and set it to 'Yakkity Sax'.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (4CZFl)

89 NBC has reporting standards? Who knew.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)

yeah, every story has to make republicans look bad or it's not actually news....

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (Mkvkw)

90 Political ads are absurd.

What is Doug Mastriano's number 1 priority?

Cue Black and white grainy video and doom music

"I am pro life. That is my number one priority"

Cue happy colorful footage of Shapiro, upbeat rising music

"I believe in people, that is my priority!"

Josh Shapiro believes in us!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (++emK)

91 Yeah it's hard not to speculate that there is more to this than "rando deranged guy finds Pelosi's house and attacks whoever happened to be there".

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (T/vhV)

92 I just heard that over 50 former intelligence officers signed a letter saying the Pelosi gay hammer attack rumors have all the hallmarks of a Russian gay hammer attack disinformation campaign.

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

93 WAIT

So Pelosi and DePoop were alone in the house together for half an hour before the hammering?

curiouser and curiouser

Posted by: DB at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (geLO


Oh, there was plenty of hammering going on between the two of them before the use of the carpentry tool.

Posted by: Archer at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (gmo/4)

94 86 OT:

Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

Chaotic Good with Neutral tendencies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (XvPQV)

95 So Pelosi and DePoop were alone in the house together for half an hour before the hammering?

-
Maybe not hammering but plenty of pounding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (FVME7)

96 DePape didn't hang himself.

Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (24fqN)

97 Willowed from the previous thread:

NBC and others are all walking back their reporting that Paul Pelosi opened the door and walked back to DePape. Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (R38qh)

So who opened the door?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (7B5FA)

98 OT: The new Pitch Meeting for SheHulk is what the kids would probably call based.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (MpOGS)

99 Oh I missed the Twitter Learn to Coal celebration thread!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (5rBf5)

100 Posted by: Shep Smith, unemployed at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (vN+oL)

It probably makes me a bad person, but all the right people are finding themselves unemployed recently.
Seems like they've been immune to the vagaries of the economic conditions, but suddenly...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (FCbAQ)

101 >>Look closely at a high resolution photo of the back door. You can see glass fragments inside door and outside the door both. And there is a doorknob on the door with the broken window.


This is what will happen if you try and but through a Laminated Glass Panel with a Hammer.

You'll be pulling glass out and blowing glass in with every blow.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (4CZFl)

102 This guy thinks Paul Pelosi set up DePape:

https://tinyurl.com/v6tnmhft
Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (dCxaZ)

You would think in that case PP's own security would have been there to intervene when hammer time came.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:33 PM (eoQWY)

103 If they swabed DePapes mouf, would they find Paul?

Posted by: Tee hee! at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (zd2ie)

104 Oh, if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, hammer all the time.....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
______________

The Mr. Spock version:

https://tinyurl.com/ycj8uh6m

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (SIZS3)

105 NBC walked it back because it documents that the guy was a 'guest' in the Pelosi house.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (QIH/c)

106 Jesus "exTwitter" employees
Posted by: Regular joe


WWJT?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (bM7RL)

107 94 86 OT:

Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

Chaotic Good with Neutral tendencies
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM (XvPQV)

========

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

108 64 I'm still leaning towards it being a drug thing and not a gay thing, though they're not mutually exclusive.

Even if I'm wrong, the whole thing is bonkers, and the lack of known details/facts (it's almost all Sources Say bullshit) and interest from the DNCmedia makes me unconvinced that it's not normal/boring/banal/whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (l8gTz)

The underwear thing says otherwise, and its suppression after the fact does not lead me to think that both were in three piece suits and sipping chardonnay.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (eoQWY)
________________

Yea, see my comment above. I am leaning towards drug deal, though. I'm not aware that Paul Pelosi has any history of homosexuality and even if he did, with his money he could hire a much better looking and cleaner prostitute (of any sex).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

109 Yeah, this guy was invited in and who knows how long he'd been there. As Benny said a couple of days back - they were just in SF and did a spot on Nancy's block. He said in just moments they were approached by Secret Service making their presence known. There's cameras on every corner of the house, and probably a couple inside in the main entertaining areas.

Release the body cam footage. Paul was fucked up out of his gourd, they were probably both hallucinating from all the shrooms and poppers, and the crazy hippy had a paranoia attack when he found out that Paul called the popo.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (zB/T/)

110 We're never going to know the truth here. So screw them; they deserve the speculation. And, if the president's son is any indication, our speculation will pale in comparison to the truth anyway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (KFhLj)

111 One of my favorite clinched hand memes has one arm saying "Tranny Jokes" and the other saying "Transexuals" with the clinched fist saying "Things That Never Grow Old".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (xLqhd)

112 Release the Pelosi mansion external camera video.
Release the 911 call.
Release the body cameras.
Release the SFPD recording of their interview with DePape.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (R38qh)

I am still waiting for the Bob Kraft Sex Tape...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (R/m4+)

113 San Fransicko police better step up their game here.
And the neighbors' security cameras better get in the ring or every bum in the city will be looting over there.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (Y274z)

114 Apparently, the new NBC narrative didn't match up with the federal charging document used to hold Pepé Le Pew

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

115 This was not an October surprise... except for Nanzi.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (u4CEu)

Her only surprise is that the MSM got hold of it...and reported some of it.

Posted by: BignJames at November 04, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)

116 We were discussing this in JJ's thread this morning. Remember, per their initial reporting THE COPS stated they were let in by a 3rd party (I assume the cameraman):

And remember, they were LET IN by a 3rd person. Here's their original statement:

"Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person."


Here's their new one now that they realize they screwed up and everyone knows Paul was getting gay sex:

"The police chief said Friday that officers arrived at the house and entered through the front door, which someone — they didn’t specify who — opened from the inside."

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:35 PM (bwcc5)

117 DePape is...CANADIAN??!?

lol

figures, what else would a nudist hemp jeweler be, eh?
Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (dCxaZ)


DePape is an illegal immigrant from Canada. Once again, Illegal Immigrants are doing the crimes Americans will not do.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:35 PM (Z32m1)

118 @46

>>The glass is piled up on the outside of the door/window, which makes it pretty obvious it was an attempted break out, not a break in.

** Paul Pelosi dons Rorschach mask **

Paulschach: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!!!

DePape: Squqwweee....** Spaz runs into glass door ***

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 01:35 PM (pV3Bm)

119 FISH PUNS INCOMING
Posted by: DB at November 04, 2022 12:59 PM (geLO

The Horde smells blood in the water.


Look here, chum.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (eOEVl)

120 Isn't Paul Pelosi wealthy enough to pay for classier gay prostitutes? Going cheap on hookers gets your skull based in, Paulie. Posted by: Archer at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

But it leaves a paper trail.

Posted by: Client #9 at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (7B5FA)

121 I shadn’t be making any puns about bony fish.

However, I may mako a shark pun or two.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (MCkGU)

122 Yea, see my comment above. I am leaning towards drug deal, though. I'm not aware that Paul Pelosi has any history of homosexuality and even if he did, with his money he could hire a much better looking and cleaner prostitute (of any sex).
Posted by: Elric Blade

--

I don't think you understand how sexual kinks work.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (bwcc5)

123 Yea, see my comment above. I am leaning towards drug deal, though. I'm not aware that Paul Pelosi has any history of homosexuality and even if he did, with his money he could hire a much better looking and cleaner prostitute (of any sex).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM


There have been rumors in SF for years that he is bisexual and does frequent male prostitutes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (bVYXr)

124 *paid prostitutes to go pee-pee*

Can I pay prostitutes to go pee-pee for me?
Cause I'm up all night trying to.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (UpDO3)

125 They're carefully keeping him in jail, of course, so no one can interview him.

A homeless person hitting someone once with a hammer in San Francisco would normally be out of jail within hours.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (KCOCK)

126 I heard today or yesterday that Congress and their Police are not subject to FOIA (might have been Robert Barnes).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM


Congress is not subject to FOIA or any document disclosure law. FOIA is applicable to only the Executive Branch. No sane congressperson or senator will ever willingly vote for a bill that requires him/her to disclose anything.

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (gPEfL)

127 >>>98 OT: The new Pitch Meeting for SheHulk is what the kids would probably call based.

I KNOW! Very surprising. He's usually a lot more "woke." He only made one reference to Toxic Manbabies mad about women on TV. The rest was actually harsh about She-Hulk, and the writers attempting to shout down anyone who questioned why their show was so bad.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (C1Zwz)

128 This guy thinks Paul Pelosi set up DePape:

https://tinyurl.com/v6tnmhft
Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (dCxaZ)

Set up for what? Guy was probably trying to blackmail them over drugs/pedo/gay stuff. The "where's Nancy" allegations are only from Paul, yes? And his initial call is that the guy was a friend, doesn't know him, his name was David, full of inconsistencies.

I think this set up theory has legs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (yHsuS)

129 Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

Chaotic Good with Neutral tendencies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM


Chaotic neutral.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (bVYXr)

130 Just how many MAGA types break into a house in their underwear, and then spend quality time with the homeowner prior to the police being called?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (QIH/c)

131 *he is bisexual*

Likes men And little boys?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (UpDO3)

132 NBC now "clarifies" that they're suppressing the report because it did not meet their "news reporting standards," by which they mean: It does not further the Democrats' political agenda or electoral chances.

Must have been "misinformation".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2022 01:24 PM (Xrfse)

Yes several of the news media reporting on this are calling their own reporting "conspiracy theories"

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (eoQWY)

133 There have been rumors in SF for years that he is bisexual and does frequent male prostitutes.

Which makes him bisexual and buysexual.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (Bd6X8)

134 "Isn't Paul Pelosi wealthy enough to pay for classier gay prostitutes?"

His security staff can fix him up with whatever he needs, clean and discreet. But he only gets off on dangerous and sketchy. Kind of like the pervs who can only arouse themselves in the stink of a public park restroom; we got a lot them here.

Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (24fqN)

135 The underwear thing says otherwise, and its suppression after the fact does not lead me to think that both were in three piece suits and sipping chardonnay.

That's fair, but there's not a lot that's really been verified. beyond the cops showing up and the hammer.

I don't even care what happened, really, except as an Anatomy of A News Story kind of thing.

(I just think a gay hookup would be less volatile than a drug deal or party, but I guess if you combine the two, things get crazy.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (l8gTz)

136 But. An FBI Agent already wrote a report.

And it doesn't include ANY of this!?


Yep. According to the Feeb summary, a nearby private security person heard smashing sounds and saw police blue and red lights two minutes later.

That timeline sounds sus as hell. DePape breaks the door, finds Pelosi, wakes him up, they converse. DePape announces his intentions to tie up Pelosi, use him as bait, etc., Pelosi goes to the bathroom and calls 911, they both go downstairs and wait for the cops, and the cops arrive.

That doesn't seem like something that can happen in just a couple of minutes to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (R38qh)

137 Yea, see my comment above. I am leaning towards drug deal, though. I'm not aware that Paul Pelosi has any history of homosexuality and even if he did, with his money he could hire a much better looking and cleaner prostitute (of any sex).
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


The homo thing came up most recently on his DUI crash. More than one source said there was a passenger with Paul, and rumors it was a known wine country male prostitute. One reason we'll never see body cam footage. And the guy that Paul tried to kill probably got a really sweet bank deposit to make sure he remained quiet. My guess is Paul will fuck anything with a face (he's married to Nancy after all) and loves his booze and drugs even more.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (zB/T/)

138 Alleged audio recording of the margins getting blown. (goes to youtube)

https://tinyurl.com/258snvz2

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

139 Who reported that DePape was saying where's Nancy? That wasn't in 911 call. Cops arrive and Pelosi gets hit in the head.

So who heard it and reported it.

Posted by: blaster at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (pwExq)

140 We'll know if Paul get the monkey pox.

Posted by: Dingbat at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (U09tN)

141 no mention of underwear status

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (Y274z)

142 There have been rumors in SF for years that he is bisexual and does frequent male prostitutes.

==


there is no smoke without fire !

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (V13WU)

143 123 Yea, see my comment above. I am leaning towards drug deal, though. I'm not aware that Paul Pelosi has any history of homosexuality and even if he did, with his money he could hire a much better looking and cleaner prostitute (of any sex).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 01:34 PM


There have been rumors in SF for years that he is bisexual and does frequent male prostitutes.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (bVYXr)
____________________

For reelz? That I never heard of, but even still -- the best that a guy worth that much money can do is this fat slovenly twerp? But remember: the initial reports were there was a third person at the house. Who knows if that is true or who it was.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

144 Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

it'd have to be one or the other. I lean towards chaotic good, but a solid argument could be made for chaotic neutral. but i don'think there's lawful anything in there at all...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (Mkvkw)

145 It's a tangy battle for the sole of the AOS

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (us2H3)

146 We were discussing this in JJ's thread this morning. Remember, per their initial reporting THE COPS stated they were let in by a 3rd party (I assume the cameraman):

And remember, they were LET IN by a 3rd person. Here's their original statement:

"Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person."


Here's their new one now that they realize they screwed up and everyone knows Paul was getting gay sex:

"The police chief said Friday that officers arrived at the house and entered through the front door, which someone — they didn’t specify who — opened from the inside."
Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:35 PM (bwcc5)


In the police report, Paul Pelosi would have been called the RP or Reporting Party, the Victim, or the Complainant. David Depape would be called the Arrestee or something similar. Both would be identified by name in a good police report.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (Z32m1)

147 Didn't the ladies on "The View" say that it was racist or something to even discuss this incident ?

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (RHGPo)

148 Yesterday NBC reported that DePape will be deported "after he is released".
That story very strange unless one is sure DePape is not the kind of person you want in front of a jury.

Posted by: gourmand du jour back in the fog at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (jTmQV)

149 129 Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

Chaotic Good with Neutral tendencies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:32 PM


Chaotic neutral.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (bVYXr)

I got the impression Harry cared about innocents and victims, putting him on the 'good' side, but he was pretty open to getting the bad guys any way he could.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (XvPQV)

150 "The Alarm that Didn't Bark In the Night"

Excellent and perfect reference.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (YJwUM)

151 Is the FBI report called the PP Dossier?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (MCkGU)

152 The video footage is in the same place that the J6 video footage is.

Somewhere that will never see the light of day.

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (OZY7p)

153 And, despite also being Canadian, Ryan George is still very funny. Pitch Meetings are tight!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:40 PM (XvPQV)

154 127 >>>98 OT: The new Pitch Meeting for SheHulk is what the kids would probably call based.

I KNOW! Very surprising. He's usually a lot more "woke." He only made one reference to Toxic Manbabies mad about women on TV. The rest was actually harsh about She-Hulk, and the writers attempting to shout down anyone who questioned why their show was so bad.
Posted by: ace at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (C1Zwz)

========

The Honest Trailer for it was also pretty, well, it wasn't in favor. It seems to have done everything it could to try and rehabilitate the show before giving in and essentially admitting that there's nothing to actually like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqKZnhG9vPc

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

155 Set up for what? Guy was probably trying to blackmail them over drugs/pedo/gay stuff. The "where's Nancy" allegations are only from Paul, yes? And his initial call is that the guy was a friend, doesn't know him, his name was David, full of inconsistencies.

I think this set up theory has legs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:37 PM (yHsuS)

Why would you do this at 2:30 AM if you are blackmailing? Or be present for that matter. And why would Pelosi describe him as a "friend" in the call to the Police?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:40 PM (eoQWY)

156 Wasn't the last really notable man who used to pick up and take in homeless drifters and keep them against their will named Dahmer?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 01:40 PM (xhaym)

157 San Francisco has a nob hill for a reason. I guess Nancy has not kleptocratted her way into affording a spot there yet. What happens on Knob Hill stays on Nob Hill, amirite?

Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (0EHSc)

158 I dunno what happened, we probably will never exactly find out but its pretty clear that the attempt to turn this into some indictment of Republican policies is an utter, dismal fail on the left's part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (Ivdso)

159 The NBC report entirely fails to mention whether Pelosi had a visible boner when he opened the door for the police.

I would think this is a material piece of information that viewers would want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (guGkK)

160 But remember: the initial reports were there was a third person at the house. Who knows if that is true or who it was.
Posted by: Elric Blade

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Of course it was. It's why they stated it. THEN they realized they screwed up and folks began to understand that the gay prostitute was let in an opened, unlocked door by Paul and the security staff, and now they're trying to convince everyone that it never happened.

See also: COVID lockdowns, Uvalde shooter locked doors

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (bwcc5)

161 I've mentioned my conspiracy theory before. This shit has been happening with Paul Pelosi forever and was known. The drunk driving, the possible gay hookups. And it's been covered up. It's coming out now to tell Nancy that as soon as the election is over she resigns from the House. No sitting around as minority leader keeping everyone else one position lower in the power structure hoping to again become speaker. Leave after the loss or these embarrassing stories keep coming out.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (aRLgQ)

162 Detective: If you're the butler, who answered the door?
Lurch: Uhhuhhuhhuhhuhggghhhhh.....

Posted by: The Butler Wore A Gimp Suit at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (L90GB)

163 Kind of like the pervs who can only arouse themselves in the stink of a public park restroom; we got a lot them here.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (24fqN)

Hey! Don't judge!

Posted by: Adam Schiff, Ed Buck's Close Close friend at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (R/m4+)

164 Isn't Paul Pelosi wealthy enough to pay for classier gay prostitutes? Going cheap on hookers gets your skull based in, Paulie. Posted by: Archer at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

But it leaves a paper trail.

Posted by: Client #9 at November 04, 2022 01:36 PM (7B5F


DePape may be the Pelosi Family's illegal drug supplier.

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (gPEfL)

165 149 I got the impression Harry cared about innocents and victims, putting him on the 'good' side, but he was pretty open to getting the bad guys any way he could.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (XvPQV)

========

At least based on the first film, everything he does extra-legally is in pursuit of justice and good. He just doesn't give a shit about how. He will stab a guy in the leg, shoot him in the leg, and then step on that leg to get the location of that missing girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

166 Depape didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (bwcc5)

167 Anyone else noticing a pattern? Ed Buck, Andrew Gillum, Paul Pelosi. . .

Posted by: Bert G at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (aCgRi)

168 Didn't the ladies on "The View" say that it was racist or something to even discuss this incident ?
Posted by: SMOD
___

Wait...wut?

It's racist now to discuss...white folks?

Have they thought this through (yeah, I know)?

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (OZY7p)

169 Pepé Le Pew needs to know his limitations

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

170 breaking news

Putin offers to trade Brittney Grinder for Depape

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (us2H3)

171 @139

>>So who heard it and reported it.

Again, it really doesn't matter, it was an Op and we will never know the truth and nobody in the MSM is going to push for the truth and if they try they will end up like that Vegas reporter who was still pursuing what the real story was in the mass shooting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (pV3Bm)

172 His security staff can fix him up with whatever he needs, clean and discreet. But he only gets off on dangerous and sketchy. Kind of like the pervs who can only arouse themselves in the stink of a public park restroom; we got a lot them here.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:38 PM (24fqN)


My original guess and I'm sticking with it is the dude was known to Paul mostly as a drug source. If stuff "happened" after they downed a bunch of shrooms and started working rails off an 8-ball is open for debate. It sounds to me what the police witnessed was a surprised DePape that got pissed thinking Paul was ratting him out. Paul might not have even known why he called the police in the first place since he was tripping balls.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (zB/T/)

173 Kind of like the pervs who can only arouse themselves in the stink of a public park restroom; we got a lot them here.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp

Here? At the HQ?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (YJwUM)

174 61 The big tell to me is the security systems. Aside from being being filthy rich I would think that the Govt had state of the art systems in place. I have to think that she had at least a small SCIF with attendant security measures. And yet, this guy waltzes in. Supposedly.
Posted by: Dingbat at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (U09tN)
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Something to ponder. Paul Pelosi wants to have a discreet meetup with intruder but he knows they have security cameras. What to do? Turn them off of course. Oh and tell the police he doesn't need a squad car out front.

Ask Frisco police if Pelosi had requested no police presence that night.


Posted by: WisRich at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (G0vdT)

175 Trump opened the door!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (++emK)

176 Yesterday NBC reported that DePape will be deported "after he is released".
That story very strange unless one is sure DePape is not the kind of person you want in front of a jury.
Posted by: gourmand du jour back in the fog at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (jTmQV)


Word on the street is he's even being allowed to keep his hammer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (guGkK)

177 Wasn't the last really notable man who used to pick up and take in homeless drifters and keep them against their will named Dahmer?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 01:40 PM (xhaym)

Ed Buck deserves Runner Up.

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

178 with his money he could hire a much better looking and cleaner prostitute (of any sex).
Posted by: Elric Blade


*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: Hugh Grant at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (h5TKJ)

179 The media speculates potential facts, you and I and any member of The Creed simply LIE and create CONSPIRACY THEORIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (0EHSc)

180
"PP & Depape"

In theaters soon

Posted by: DB at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO8)

181 I KNOW! Very surprising. He's usually a lot more "woke."

Its just so terrible there's no way to help it. He did miss a really big plot hole (they say at the beginning that Hulk's blood only turned Jennifer into a hulk because they are related, then the rest of the show is about stealing her blood -- somehow -- and then someone using it to become a hulk by drinking it, like its some magical potion).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (Ivdso)

182 99 Oh I missed the Twitter Learn to Coal celebration thread!

i thought "learn to coal" involved german wind farms

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (oY6Yp)

183 Trump to announce on 14 November
Justice to indict on 13 November

Ya can take that to the Bank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (dO/0d)

184 Report: Jeff Bezos, Jay-Z Looking to Purchase Washington Football Team

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

185 You know, that guy might have been a nutjob, but that doesn't mean he didn't have a point.

I've got some hammers- let's all go to Washington and finish the job!

Posted by: DEFINITELY NOT the fbi at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (JMAcK)

186 >>>127 I KNOW! Very surprising.

Watching Drinker the videos that tend to have the same perspective (M-She-U), I somtimes wonder whether I'm in a YouTube algo echo-chamber.

This Pitch Meeting episode has me thinking that may not be the case and that the normies are starting to get it.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (MpOGS)

187 I don't get how an 82 year old gets a fractured noggin and goes home that fast from the hospital. That often kills old folks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (M+Lyo)

188 Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

it'd have to be one or the other. I lean towards chaotic good, but a solid argument could be made for chaotic neutral. but i don'think there's lawful anything in there at all...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 04, 2022 01:39 PM (Mkvkw)

I think its lawful good, he just is enforcing his own set of laws. That's pretty much the point, that the legal system's laws don't match most people's sense of actual justice.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (eoQWY)

189 Leave after the loss or these embarrassing stories keep coming out.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (aRLgQ)
---
Is there any evidence that this even matters to Democrats? They get caught in the most outrageous situations, shrug their shoulders, "Whoops!" and go back to doing it all over again...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (YIVH2)

190 i gotta say that Paul Pelosi---speeding around in his BMW at 3AM a few months ago, doing drugs and sex and hammer-fighting with a Canadian rent boy, and being married to a bitch for 50 years--is one tough 82 year old paisan.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 04, 2022 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

191 You know, it sure is weird that we never saw the passenger in that whole DUI crash incident, isn't it?

Thousands of reporters in California, and crickets.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:44 PM (bwcc5)

192 I'm missing the Russian disinformation campaign here.
Maybe DePape is a Canadian sleeper agent sent by Trudeau's Castro Daddy who got his instructions from the KGB?

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:44 PM (Y274z)

193 San Francisco has a nob hill for a reason


Where else are you gonna play cribbage?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 01:44 PM (MCkGU)

194 Does anyone here believe NBC would have reported a story that questioned a Democratic narrative without at least a couple of solid sources?

Anyone?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (R38qh)

195 61 The big tell to me is the security systems. Aside from being being filthy rich I would think that the Govt had state of the art systems in place. I have to think that she had at least a small SCIF with attendant security measures. And yet, this guy waltzes in. Supposedly.
Posted by: Dingbat at November 04, 2022 01:29 PM (U09tN)
-------------


Harmeet Dhillon said her firm tried to served Pelosi at that home several times and there were always staff and security around even when Nanzi was in DC

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

196 Would one classify Harry Callahan of Dirty Harry as "lawful chaotic"?

Lawful good. The society, in 1972, is turning chaotic evil, that was the friction.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (44ww/)

197 It's coming out now to tell Nancy that as soon as the election is over she resigns from the House. No sitting around as minority leader keeping everyone else one position lower in the power structure hoping to again become speaker. Leave after the loss or these embarrassing stories keep coming out.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (aRLgQ)


Agree. That and the fact that Paul is starting to get a lot sloppier (as is Nancy). The rumors have been around for at least 25 years - I remember some tales of him being spotted in trendy gay night spots when I had my office in SF in the late 90's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (zB/T/)

198 Watching Drinker the videos that tend to have the same perspective (M-She-U), I somtimes wonder whether I'm in a YouTube algo echo-chamber.

Youtube will do that, but honestly other than paid shills, nobody likes She Hulk and everyone admits it was a disaster.

Pitch Meeting actually even brought up how damaging and problematic it is to have She Hulk specifically and openly admit that she knows they are in a movie, and that its all make believe. When Deadpool does it, he's freaking insane, so its all in his head. Plus, its not even clear that Deadpool is even part of the same setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (Ivdso)

199 The big tell to me is the security systems. Aside from being being filthy rich I would think that the Govt had state of the art systems in place. I have to think that she had at least a small SCIF with attendant security measures. And yet, this guy waltzes in. Supposedly.
Posted by: Dingba

--

The home of the Speaker of the House and 3rd in line for the President of the United States?

Why would you think the house would have any type of security?

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (bwcc5)

200 I'll never understand why Hunter and DePape haven't made guest appearances on the AOSHQ, because their contribution to our dialogue about Democracy is imperative.

Let it rip!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (geVLo)

201 Why would you do this at 2:30 AM if you are blackmailing? Or be present for that matter. And why would Pelosi describe him as a "friend" in the call to the Police?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:40 PM (eoQWY)

Blackmail demands separate. Plan is established to entrap Depape. He is invited to house for drug transaction or gay sex. Plan is sprung, cops are called, story made up about "Where's Nancy," etc. It's not the strongest, but it does explain some of the inconsistencies about whatever was going on turning violent and needing police intervention.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (yHsuS)

202 --is one tough 82 year old paisan.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 04, 2022 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

Right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (5rBf5)

203 Grammy-winning, tequila and Media mogul Diddy helped Elon Musk buy Twitter by allocating $10 million toward the Tesla CEO’s $44 billion bid to take over the social media company, as the rapper reportedly wanted “a seat at the table.”

.. so it's now apparently racist to trash Twitter because it is owned by at least two African-Americans

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

204 188 I think its lawful good, he just is enforcing his own set of laws. That's pretty much the point, that the legal system's laws don't match most people's sense of actual justice.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:43 PM (eoQWY)

=========

But...he doesn't care about the law. When presented with all of his breaking of procedure that will let Scorpio free, he doesn't care. He had to get Scorpio, no matter the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

205 I doubt very much that Paul Pelosi answers his own door unless it is a very unusual situation.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (xhaym)

206 i gotta say that Paul Pelosi---speeding around in his BMW at 3AM a few months ago, doing drugs and sex and hammer-fighting with a Canadian rent boy, and being married to a bitch for 50 years--is one tough 82 year old paisan.
Posted by: JoeF.

Dirty Paulie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (FVME7)

207 I dunno what happened, we probably will never exactly find out but its pretty clear that the attempt to turn this into some indictment of Republican policies is an utter, dismal fail on the left's part.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (Ivdso)

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (eoQWY)

208 I'm sorry but nudist boy sounds like an invited" guest"

Posted by: It's me donna at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

209 Like the reason for the Vegas shooting, we'll never know why two drug-sotted homosexuals had a hammer fight in their underwear. We just have to settle for "country music had it coming."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (KFhLj)

210 When you're too cray-cray for MSNBC:

BREAKING: MSNBC Abruptly Severs Ties With Tiffany Cross

https://tinyurl.com/mvxn7nsf

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (OZY7p)

211 Holy crap.

(lays $20 on table)

Hunter and Depape have had sex, or at least partied together.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (bwcc5)

212 Chaotic good. He was results oriented. Process is for losers.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 04, 2022 01:47 PM (/kvYP)

213 You down with OPP (Yeah you know me), you down with OPP (Yeah you know me)

Old Paul PLoesi ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2022 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)

214 My original guess and I'm sticking with it is the dude was known to Paul mostly as a drug source.

..It sounds to me what the police witnessed was a surprised DePape that got pissed thinking Paul was ratting him out. Paul might not have even known why he called the police in the first place since he was tripping balls.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V

It appears Pelosi told DePape someone other than the police was at the door. Who did he think it was?

Posted by: WisRich at November 04, 2022 01:47 PM (G0vdT)

215
They don't care about the crime. They care about how to spin it so that it looks like a Trump-inspired assassination attempt gone wrong.

And the "they" is the Junta. The cops follow their orders.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2022 01:47 PM (x0n13)

216 Gretchen Whitmer in TV interview last night

"I never ordered Covid patients into nursing homes, resulting in the deaths of thousands!"

https://tinyurl.com/2p9fd8as

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:47 PM (Ivdso)

217 "My original guess and I'm sticking with it is the dude was known to Paul mostly as a drug source."

Pelosi's security can procure drugs for him. No reason for him to directly summon a skeevy dealer to deliver to him personally, unless Paul craves the kinky-risky skeevy butt.

Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (24fqN)

218 Aggressively choosing order over law, as Harry seems to do, does not make him chaotic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (44ww/)

219 A source familiar with the decision told Mediaite that comments and coverage from Cross did not adhere to MSNBC’s standards. The source said she was repeatedly told this by the network. They added said this has been an ongoing issue, and concerns have been addressed multiple times.

Cross has stirred controversy for outrageous commentary in recent months. She has repeatedly declared civil war has begun, and as recently as Thursday night in an interview with Charlamagne tha God she called the state of Florida “the dick of the country.”

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

220 Didn't Stephen King write a story called. Appropriate Pupil? Guess which is the Nazi.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (J8LnB)

221 i gotta say that Paul Pelosi---speeding around in his BMW at 3AM a few months ago, doing drugs and sex and hammer-fighting with a Canadian rent boy, and being married to a bitch for 50 years--is one tough 82 year old paisan.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 04, 2022 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)
........

Nutzi likes the Bad Boyz.
Rowr.

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

222 The Journalist committed the ULTIMATE MSM SIN!!!!

He is guilty of.... REPORTING!!!

Stone him!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (oHd/0)

223 Holy crap.

(lays $20 on table)

Hunter and Depape have had sex, or at least partied together.
Posted by: Gray Man


Sucker bet. Not touching it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (bM7RL)

224 Paul tried to kick him out after the tryst and the guy wasn't having it.

Posted by: John Blackthorne at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (LF1Lj)

225 For those who don't know, Nanxi had a Capitol Police cop shop opened up in San Fransicko.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (Y274z)

226
I heard today or yesterday that Congress and their Police are not subject to FOIA (might have been Robert Barnes).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (6vA7M)


Congress Exempts itself from EVERY Law and Regulation. See OSHA, Discrimination Laws, SEC Laws, etc.

Laws and Regulations are all enforced by the Executive Branch. Congress holds that it is independent of the Executive Branch, and therefore Executive Branch Regulations cannot and do not apply to Congress.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM (Z32m1)

227 They care about how to spin it so that it looks like a Trump-inspired assassination attempt gone wrong.

And not only is it failing, but everyone knows its a ludicrous lie that looks awful. Its like when Pelosi got caught forcing a hair salon to open just so she could get her hair done during her imposed lockdowns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM (Ivdso)

228 Be honest, ace. Did you schedule the Twitter layoff post to post exactly at 12:00AM eastern, just so you would not miss it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM (CwQXo)

229 218 Aggressively choosing order over law, as Harry seems to do, does not make him chaotic.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (44ww/)

He supports order, but doesn't seem to choose it. His methods and his defiance of authority nudges him towards the 'loose cannon' alignment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM (XvPQV)

230 But...he doesn't care about the law. When presented with all of his breaking of procedure that will let Scorpio free, he doesn't care. He had to get Scorpio, no matter the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:45 P


Hence my recommendation for chaotic neutral.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM (bVYXr)

231 as recently as Thursday night in an interview with Charlamagne tha God she called the state of Florida “the dick of the country.”

.. I guess that makes Portland OR the anus of the country

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

232 "Sorry for all the fuss, officers, but you see I'm having a little work done on my skull."

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (guGkK)

233 Enough about chaotic good. What about stochastic good?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (MCkGU)

234 Not touching it.

File this under "Things Hunter Biden has never said."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (Bd6X8)

235 Hey, if Dave in Fl is around, FOX is reporting Rusty Trombone in Iowa is only up three points on his Democrat challenger.

Even I find that to be ludicrous bullsh*t but wanted a second opinion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (pV3Bm)

236 64 I'm still leaning towards it being a drug thing and not a gay thing, though they're not mutually exclusive.

Even if I'm wrong, the whole thing is bonkers, and the lack of known details/facts (it's almost all Sources Say bullshit) and interest from the DNCmedia makes me unconvinced that it's not normal/boring/banal/whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 04, 2022 01:23 PM (l8gTz)

The underwear thing says otherwise, and its suppression after the fact does not lead me to think that both were in three piece suits and sipping chardonnay.
Posted by: Oldcat
-------------------------
Crystal meth and perhaps some other drugs have the effect of heating up the body to the extent that people feel they are roasting inside clothes. Common for the po po to come into contact with naked meth users.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (CXr4y)

237 Congress Exempts itself from EVERY Law and Regulation. See OSHA, Discrimination Laws, SEC Laws, etc.

That was one of the first acts that the Contract With America gang changed: forced everyone in the house to live under the laws they imposed on everyone else. When Democrats took back the house they immediately reversed that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (Ivdso)

238 I kinda take everything at face value. The crazy guy said he wanted to get Pelosi because of the Dems "lies". The Dems lie all the time to everyone. I can easily see a leftist weirdo crazy getting mad at the Dems for lying.

And I really would like to see Nancy wheeled into Congress with two crushed knees as a warning to others.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (cMXNt)

239 When you're too cray-cray for MSNBC:

BREAKING: MSNBC Abruptly Severs Ties With Tiffany Cross

https://tinyurl.com/mvxn7nsf
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning
.......

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

240 220 Didn't Stephen King write a story called. Appropriate Pupil? Guess which is the Nazi.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (J8LnB)

Apt Pupil, and....they kinda both were. The old man was the literal one, the boy became one (or evil) by choice.

The movie has a super skeevy behind the scenes history, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (XvPQV)

241 Capitol Police watching camera feed somewhere didn't see anything until after San Fransicko cop car antlers were flashing out front on their view screens.

If true, they were asleep at 2am. If they're union they won't lose their jobs.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (Y274z)

242 A Tenderloin blowjob queen has more credibility than NBC news.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (rJ48h)

243 oh, I just saw the last thread and the little Psaki button.

I want to remind the laidoff twitter employees that one benefit of the Inflation Reduction Act is that, in 2023, they can save $200 on a new water heater.

so, they have that going for them.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (MLrvz)

244 167 Anyone else noticing a pattern? Ed Buck, Andrew Gillum, Paul Pelosi. . .
Posted by: Bert G at November 04, 2022 01:42 PM (aCgRi)


Nancy Pelosi is know by the state of California to cause homesexuality?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (UQPRq)

245 But...he doesn't care about the law. When presented with all of his breaking of procedure that will let Scorpio free, he doesn't care. He had to get Scorpio, no matter the law.

Yeah but he cares about justice. He's not random in his enforcement, he doesn't just do things without pattern or logic. He's got a law he follows, its just not the published law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)

246 For those who don't know, Nanxi had a Capitol Police cop shop opened up in San Fransicko.
Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (Y274z)


They opened one in Tallahassee Florida to keep an eye on Matt Gaetz and the other Radical Republicans in FLA.

I bet there are Capitol Police branches in all those Insurrectiony Red States too.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (Z32m1)

247 240 Apt Pupil, and....they kinda both were. The old man was the literal one, the boy became one (or evil) by choice.

The movie has a super skeevy behind the scenes history, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (XvPQV)

==========

Bryan Singer and skeeviness?

I shan't believe it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

248 Former President Donald Trump’s friend and fundraiser, Tom Barrack, was found not guilty Friday on all counts he acted as an unregistered foreign agent for the United Arab Emirates (UAE) during the Trump administration and then lied to the FBI about those connections.

Barrack, once the chairman of Trump’s inaugural committee, had vehemently denied the charges he secretly worked under orders by the UAE to manipulate U.S. foreign policy in its favor.

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

249 245 But...he doesn't care about the law. When presented with all of his breaking of procedure that will let Scorpio free, he doesn't care. He had to get Scorpio, no matter the law.

Yeah but he cares about justice. He's not random in his enforcement, he doesn't just do things without pattern or logic. He's got a law he follows, its just not the published law.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)

========

Isn't the point of the "lawful" categorization that they follow the law no matter what it is?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

250 just think, it's been confirmed by independent fact checkers that the Inflation Reduction Act will help former twitter employees survive this not a recession and funempoyment by ensuring that someone will get a few trillion dollars. not them.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (MLrvz)

251 Aggressively choosing order over law, as Harry seems to do, does not make him chaotic.

It sure as hell don't make him lawful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (KFhLj)

252 I heard today or yesterday that Congress and their Police are not subject to FOIA (might have been Robert Barnes).
_____________

Ok, they might not legally have to release, but then the message should be "what are you hiding? release the tapes! watergate!!! eleventy!!!!!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (fs1hN)

253 Which one is Tiffany Cross?

In fact, have I ever heard that name before?

*shakes magic 8 ball* Signs point to no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (CwQXo)

254 Which is, of course, the main reason people don't believe anything The Regime says and are forced, like Kremlinologists, to speculate about what's really going on inside the Kremlin based on the tenor and flavor of the lies they're telling today.
++++
Yup. I've said this myself many times. Kremlinology is *back,* baby!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

255 I have a stranger in my house? I am calling 911 and panicking on the line, demanding help from behind a locked door. Anything that happens after that is obviously documented and recorded self defense if they try to breach the second door.
Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:28 PM (Z32m1)

You must live in CA or NY. In OK we just shoot the fucker.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (BdMk6)

256 Cross . . . . has repeatedly declared civil war has begun, and as recently as Thursday night in an interview with Charlamagne tha God

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

Pro Tip: Don't start your race war while you are in the minority.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)

257 Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (yHsuS)

Doesn't explain the broken window...

I go with... Mentally ill Illegal Immigrant... I mean as soon as you see the cops, THEN you assault the guy? Would have been a suicide by cop in most places.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (oHd/0)

258 BREAKING: MSNBC Abruptly Severs Ties With Tiffany Cross

Seems unfair they are firing one incendiary radical lunatic that spouts insane crap but are keeping Al Sharpton on the payroll.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (Ivdso)

259 BREAKING: MSNBC Abruptly Severs Ties With Tiffany Cross

https://tinyurl.com/mvxn7nsf

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 01:46 PM (OZY7p)

“a rotating group of anchors will lead her weekend hours until a replacement is found.”

I hear Shep Smith is available.

Posted by: BignJames at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (AwYPR)

260 MSLSD has standards?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (flINI)

261 223 Holy crap.

(lays $20 on table)

Hunter and Depape have had sex, or at least partied together.
Posted by: Gray Man

Sucker bet. Not touching it.
=====
More like Hunter and Paul.

Posted by: Dingbat at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (U09tN)

262 Acyn@Acyn
Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for

-
I'll bet we could think of something.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

263 But...he doesn't care about the law. When presented with all of his breaking of procedure that will let Scorpio free, he doesn't care. He had to get Scorpio, no matter the law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

There isn't just one law in DnD or in our world either. He stops the psycho from killing again and that's justice. He didn't kill the robber in the first scene who "gots to know" because his crime didn't require it once he put away the gun and surrendered.

The whole point of Dirty Harry films was that the legal system and law enforcement had lost contact with what normal people considered true justice. The second (with the dirty cops) was another riff on that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (eoQWY)

264 @246

>>I bet there are Capitol Police branches in all those Insurrectiony Red States too.

Hey, if big Kevin becomes SOH he can shut them down and reorganize them seeing as they will now, ostensibly, be under his control.


I laughed a little as I wrote that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (pV3Bm)

265 Remember, you're permitted -- encouraged, actually -- to say things like "Rand Paul's neighbor was right," as Paul Pelosi's daughter said, but you're not allowed to ever speculate about a Democrat's unfortunate encounter with a "neighbor."

///

feck them pelosis

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (MLrvz)

266 262 Acyn@Acyn
Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for

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I'll bet we could think of something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

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1) McCarthy has publicly said no.

There is no 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

267 The main difference between James Bond and Dirty Harry is that James Bond only kills people that his corrupt government wants him to kill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (VPdQq)

268 Apparently, wokism has destroyed alignment too. "If you feel it is lawful in your heart, then it is, even if its unlawful according to boring things, like statutes."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (KFhLj)

269 189 Leave after the loss or these embarrassing stories keep coming out.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 04, 2022 01:41 PM (aRLgQ)
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Is there any evidence that this even matters to Democrats? They get caught in the most outrageous situations, shrug their shoulders, "Whoops!" and go back to doing it all over again...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Nanzi was the conduit for a lot of Dems in the House being financed by tech money. At a certain point, she becomes an embarrasment to the donors which stops the money train. That is why a candidate would care. Also if the money she brings in is not commensurate with the votes lost by any association with her.

This is her last rodeo most probably.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (CXr4y)

270 I thank Harry Callahan for making Tyne Daly's itty-bitty braless titties bounce around in that one movie. Lot of earthquakes in SF.

Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (24fqN)

271 237 Congress Exempts itself from EVERY Law and Regulation. See OSHA, Discrimination Laws, SEC Laws, etc.

That was one of the first acts that the Contract With America gang changed: forced everyone in the house to live under the laws they imposed on everyone else. When Democrats took back the house they immediately reversed that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:50 PM (Ivdso)
*****
So that's ANOTHER loose end Speaker Ryan effed off. Nice

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (Y274z)

272 Disgraced Former Obama Attorney General Eric Holder to Campaign with Disgraced Arizona Democrat Katie Hobbs

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

273 I really don't care what happens to Paul Pelosi, or his attacker.

What I care about is that Nanci Nockers is mocked mercilessly, from now until the day she is thrown in hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (YV6PJ)

274 The movie has a super skeevy behind the scenes history, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (XvPQV)

I can only imagine. And not want to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (CwQXo)

275 231 as recently as Thursday night in an interview with Charlamagne tha God she called the state of Florida “the dick of the country.”

.. I guess that makes Portland OR the anus of the country
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM

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Take another look at that map. Our puget is sound.

Posted by: Seattle at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (+R5dc)

276 Why does MSNBC hate black females?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (guGkK)

277 I have a stranger in my house? I am calling 911 and panicking on the line, demanding help from behind a locked door. Anything that happens after that is obviously documented and recorded self defense if they try to breach the second door.

--

Is this before or after you've told your security force to stand down?

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (bwcc5)

278 i gotta say that Paul Pelosi---speeding around in his BMW at 3AM a few months ago,

Worse. It was a Posche.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

279 Gretchen Whitmer in TV interview last night

"I never ordered Covid patients into nursing homes, resulting in the deaths of thousands!"

Does anyone remember the video of the black orderly who beat an elderly white nursing home patient...that turned out to be not an orderly, but a late teen covid patient that had been moved to a nursing home for 'recovery' who beat his roommate?

Posted by: Methos at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (kOpft)

280 Bryan Singer and skeeviness?

I shan't believe it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

And yet he made my favorite movie of all time...and you have no idea how much inner conflict that creates in me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (XvPQV)

281 263 The whole point of Dirty Harry films was that the legal system and law enforcement had lost contact with what normal people considered true justice. The second (with the dirty cops) was another riff on that.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (eoQWY)

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I get that completely. I'm just wondering about the classification of Harry himself (I'm obviously very unfamiliar with it).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

282 It doesn't meet NBC standards because it was what the police said happened?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (EpDzw)

283 with Charlamagne tha God

If you have to call yourself a god... you are not.

Isn't the point of the "lawful" categorization that they follow the law no matter what it is?

I dunno what the prevailing theory is or what TSR has claimed, but I always took lawful to mean "consistent to a code" even if its not the official legal code of the land. Its the opposite of chaos, as in "without pattern or reasonably predictable system"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (Ivdso)

284 The survey found two-thirds of independents, 66.3 percent, expressing the belief that their friends and family members are “afraid to express their views about who they will vote for in the 2022 midterm elections.” The majority of Republican voters, 51.4 percent, said the same.

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

285 Blackmail demands separate. Plan is established to entrap Depape. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:45 PM (yHsuS)


Alternate, Pelosi picks up his "date" driving a car that is not fitted with the DUI interlock, brings him back through the security, the Capital Police turn off the feed because ugh, dePape freaks out, Pelosi tries to pull a dominance play by calling 911, or possibly takes the phone away from Depape and blows off his 911 call, Depape really freaks and tries to break out of the back door with a hammer.

Cops show up while Pelosi is trying to calm him down, Depape freaks again and attacks Pelosi

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (xhaym)

286 as recently as Thursday night in an interview with Charlamagne tha God she called the state of Florida “the dick of the country.”

.. I guess that makes Portland OR the anus of the country
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:49 PM

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Take another look at that map. Our puget is sound.

Posted by: Seattle at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (+R5dc)

NE is kind of dickish.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (yHsuS)

287 248 Former President Donald Trump’s friend and fundraiser, Tom Barrack, was found not guilty Friday on all counts he acted as an unregistered foreign agent for the United Arab Emirates (UAE) during the Trump administration and then lied to the FBI about those connections.

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well, thank God for that.

The process is the punishment. And the totally not-fascist biden junta is going after each Trump confidant for whatever bullshit violation they can scrounge up.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (MLrvz)

288 With great dispatch he busted the latch to get to Paul's snatch.

Posted by: Woody Allen at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (sWM8x)

289 @Acyn
Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)
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They might. If they impeach you, we'll all know what it's for.

It's for ratings, soundbites and political donations and nothing else. It won't result in your removal, will burn up valuable political capital, result in no changes, and allow Congress to say, "hey, well, we tried" in 2024 all while doing nothing reasonable to fix the problems or contain the executive.

Your swiss cheese brain probably can't grok that, but I assure you that your handlers get it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

290 280 And yet he made my favorite movie of all time...and you have no idea how much inner conflict that creates in me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (XvPQV)

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Mark's favorite movie confirmed for X-Men Apocalypse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

291 The law is ostensibly supposed to produce order. In Harry's case it does not. Order is the polar opposite of chaos.

Also clean your room bucko.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (44ww/)

292 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

293 No wonder they're deporting him, too many questions may "come out"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 01:25 PM (XvPQV)

I object! California is a sanctuary state and San Franciso is a sanctuary city. This aggression shall not stand.

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

294 I would label Dirty Harry chaotic good. I think he cares about the law, but if the law goes against what he thinks is right, he'll still pursue it in the name of good. I mean, he tortures the guy to save the hostage.

Posted by: Biergood at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (DC/dW)

295 Alternate, Pelosi picks up his "date" driving a car that is not fitted with the DUI interlock, brings him back through the security, the Capital Police turn off the feed because ugh, dePape freaks out, Pelosi tries to pull a dominance play by calling 911, or possibly takes the phone away from Depape and blows off his 911 call, Depape really freaks and tries to break out of the back door with a hammer.

Cops show up while Pelosi is trying to calm him down, Depape freaks again and attacks Pelosi

--

This sounds about right.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (bwcc5)

296 Another part of this is weird. The SFPD quickly said the 911 operator told them Paul was speaking in code and that plus the tone of his voice made her decide to issue a dispatch call for highest priority patrol unit response. The code talk stuff has made me suspicious of the official narrative from the start.

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (gPEfL)

297 @251

>>It sure as hell don't make him lawful.

It makes him Judge Dredd.

** Music **

BECAUSE IN MEGA-CITY, I AM THE LAW!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (pV3Bm)

298 Democrats and leftists (I digress) are EVIL, disgusting, perverted people.

This is all not going to end well. Judgement Day will NOT be kind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

299 >"But the next 4 days they got something big planned, probably to be released on Sunday."--Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yes, that's the template.

Let's hope it isn't a U.S. / Ukrainian dirty nuke bomb false flag op as a pretext to postpone the election.

I put nothing past this cabal to retain power.

Posted by: Just reporting at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (YHyeJ)

300 Take another look at that map. Our puget is sound.
Posted by: Seattle at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (+R5dc)


Looks like Seattle has a bad case of Diverticulosis.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (Z32m1)

301 Isn't the point of the "lawful" categorization that they follow the law no matter what it is?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

No, which is why I hated Ki Rin in random encounters that would send you off to some damn quest no matter how much trouble it would cost you. They certainly weren't following the statute law of the Duchy of Mumblypeg or whatever.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (eoQWY)

302 feck them pelosis
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (MLrvz)
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Not even with your deck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (DU+/6)

303
Harry Callahan: [Harry is confronted by three of the vigilante cops] You heroes killed a dozen people this week. What are you going to do next week?

Officer Davis: Kill a dozen more.

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

304 Brandon could be caught in bed with a dead girl and a live boy and Speaker McCarthy will not impeach him.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (Y274z)

305 Another part of this is weird. The SFPD quickly said the 911 operator told them Paul was speaking in code and that plus the tone of his voice made her decide to issue a dispatch call for highest priority patrol unit response. The code talk stuff has made me suspicious of the official narrative from the start.
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (gPEfL)



"John has a long mustache. I say again, John has a long mustache."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (guGkK)

306 I think that if the Paul Pelosi story was really about an unprovoked attack we'd be hearing a lot more from Nancy as she'd spin this as Trump's fault. Some tried it, but not her. Mostly some bottom shelf surrogates in the media.

Nancy's been pretty quiet about this which suggests it's something she's dealt with before. The timing is weird, but Paul Pelosi is apparently weird too. Twice now in the last several months he's been in the news for reasons Nancy would rather not have to address.

Would love to be around to hear their conversations over Martinis before din-din.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (Q4IgG)

307 211 Holy crap.

(lays $20 on table)

Hunter and Depape have had sex, or at least partied together.


capitol police weren't paying attention because they were seeing a normal weekend activity for paul

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (oY6Yp)

308 I don't think I could tell apart the villains from X-Men Apocalypse from the first Guardians movie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (44ww/)

309 > For those who don't know, Nanxi had a Capitol Police cop shop opened up in San Fransicko.

I've been wondering about this. I know it exists. I don't know how well staffed it is. It it just an office for Cap Police they use when they fly out with Nancy? Or is it a permanently staffed location?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2022 01:57 PM (R38qh)

310 I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by
just using this article..> http://xurl.es/trueamerican

Posted by: Tom at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (Pksus)

311 I have a stranger in my house? I am calling 911 and panicking on the line, demanding help from behind a locked door. Anything that happens after that is obviously documented and recorded self defense if they try to breach the second door.


You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/PvxQ57BvAQQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

312 Alternate, Pelosi picks up his "date" driving a car that is not fitted with the DUI interlock, brings him back through the security, the Capital Police turn off the feed because ugh, dePape freaks out, Pelosi tries to pull a dominance play by calling 911, or possibly takes the phone away from Depape and blows off his 911 call, Depape really freaks and tries to break out of the back door with a hammer.

Cops show up while Pelosi is trying to calm him down, Depape freaks again and attacks Pelosi
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 01:55 PM (xhaym)
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I've heard much less realistic scenarios.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)

313 301 No, which is why I hated Ki Rin in random encounters that would send you off to some damn quest no matter how much trouble it would cost you. They certainly weren't following the statute law of the Duchy of Mumblypeg or whatever.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (eoQWY)

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In my mind, I see Elliot Ness in The Untouchables as Lawful Neutral. When the law changes, he simply drops the adherence to Prohibition like it never existed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

314 Harry Callahan: [at end of main titles] This is a 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

315 262 Acyn@Acyn
Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for

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I'll bet we could think of something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

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To be fair, Biden can't remember what he had for breakfast, so...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (uPgE/)

316 276 Why does MSNBC hate black females?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (guGkK)

Easy: they are black.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (CwQXo)

317 'she called the state of Florida “the dick of the country.”'

That's not a firing offense, IMHO. It's a geographic fact, confirmed by satellite photography.

Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (24fqN)

318 Who wants to bet the guy kicked out in the vineyard crash was the same swinging dick that showed up in the happy hearth? We're just baking bread with this hammer. It's a family tradition.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (geVLo)

319 Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for

***

Let's start with crippling the nation's fuel resources on purpose and then Afghanistan and whatever's left of your befuddled ass after that can shuffle on back to Delaware to wait for the grim reaper.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (wb1YC)

320 Tom, what have you done with Sarah?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (guGkK)

321 My theory on why DePape Hammer attacked Paulie is that he knew the po po were there to kill him and he was going to go down swinging. His attacked Paulie was not part of the script, and the actors didn't know what to do after that happened.

DePape's survival instincts kicked in and flipped the script.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (sI15f)

322 kari lake made a hillary body count joke. lolz

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (MLrvz)

323 The main difference between James Bond and Dirty Harry is that James Bond only kills people that his corrupt government wants him to kill.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (VPdQq)


Come, come, Mr. Bond. You derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

Posted by: Steve Coogaramanga at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (h5TKJ)

324 @318 Swinging dick indeed.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (oWBc3)

325 The way some people are describing lawful, Dexter is lawful good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (KFhLj)

326 Lieutenant Briggs: People are guilty until proven... I mean... God damn it, you know what I mean!

.. the thing

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

327 235 Hey, if Dave in Fl is around, FOX is reporting Rusty Trombone in Iowa is only up three points on his Democrat challenger.

Even I find that to be ludicrous bullsh*t but wanted a second opinion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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RCP has that poll conducted Oct 9 to 12th by the Des Moines Register. Every so often, even in a wave election, you can get a few unexpected gains and losses. Grassley is older than dirt and feeble in mind--so a fresh challenger could be making a serious run at him.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (CXr4y)

328 DePape's survival instincts kicked in and flipped the script.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (sI15f)

Basically, he was 2 legit 2 quit.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (sI15f)

329 And yet he made my favorite movie of all time...and you have no idea how much inner conflict that creates in me.

X-men 2 wasn't that good

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (Ivdso)

330 319 Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for

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you may have gotten a business loan by misrepresenting the value of your collateral. that's $250M

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 01:59 PM (MLrvz)

331 I'll bet we could think of something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

Trump was impeached for holding up an arms shipment to the corrupt Ukraine government. Hows about we impeach Biden for NOT holding up arms shipments to the corrupt Ukraine government.

One is infinitely more evil than the other.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (YV6PJ)

332 267 The main difference between James Bond and Dirty Harry is that James Bond only kills people that his corrupt government wants him to kill.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (VPdQq)

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Hmmm. A James Bond /Dirty Harry buddy cop movie just might work.

Maybe remake A View To A Kill

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (cMXNt)

333 Does anyone remember the video of the black orderly who beat an elderly white nursing home patient...that turned out to be not an orderly, but a late teen covid patient that had been moved to a nursing home for 'recovery' who beat his roommate?


Methos YES I remember and that was in Detroit or thereabouts.

Kid with COVID placed in an elderly nursing home - WTF?!? they were just warehousing people in with helpless, voiceless seniors.

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (w0NJk)

334 Nancy has been a beard for Paul for 60 years? No wonder she’s bitter.
Posted by: EveR

all these titties and that bastard not once motorboated me!

- nancy

*btw, i think i just threw up a little in my mouth just writing that.*

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (3CCua)

335 I have a stranger in my house? I am calling 911 and panicking on the line, demanding help from behind a locked door. Anything that happens after that is obviously documented and recorded self defense if they try to breach the second door.

--

Is this before or after you've told your security force to stand down?
Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (bwcc5)

In the 911 call PP said he was a friend and he gave his FIRST NAME. So he's not that much of a stranger

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (eoQWY)

336 Doesn't explain the broken window...

I go with... Mentally ill Illegal Immigrant... I mean as soon as you see the cops, THEN you assault the guy? Would have been a suicide by cop in most places.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 01:53 PM (oHd/0)

We don't have any independently corroborating evidence on who broke the window, yet. Was it PP or Depape? Was there a struggle that resulted in breakage? We have police claims in a series of changing claims.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (yHsuS)

337 I thought it was Charlemagne tha Frog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (FVME7)

338 282 It doesn't meet NBC standards because it was what the police said happened?

source wasn't anonymous

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (oY6Yp)

339 If I honestly thought it was just some crazy homeless break in, I'd "own" it. I really don't think what happened here moves a single vote either way.

But this thing reeks of a coverup and Paul Pelosi was into something.

I don't feel sorry for the Pelosi's, they're way worse than a drug cartel or crime family.

Posted by: Blago at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (yS+Z1)

340 I kinda take everything at face value. The crazy guy said he wanted to get Pelosi because of the Dems "lies". The Dems lie all the time to everyone. I can easily see a leftist weirdo crazy getting mad at the Dems for lying.

_________________________________________

This just sounds made up on their part. I wanted to brake her kneecaps ? Sounds like the Sopranos

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (M+Lyo)

341 In my mind, I see Elliot Ness in The Untouchables as Lawful Neutral. When the law changes, he simply drops the adherence to Prohibition like it never existed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

Movie Elliot Ness is almost certainly LG.
When the law changes, enforcement of the law changes as well. It doesn't mean he starts binge drinking and neglecting his life...
...well, REAL Elliot Ness did but...I digress.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (XvPQV)

342 I was flipping through the channels the other night and stumbled across hannity interviewing McCarthy. I almost got sucked into the Stupid Vortex.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (flINI)

343 So Paul was "speaking in code" and the 911 phone operator working the midnight shift was able to translate through her training.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (bwcc5)

344 Lieutenant Briggs: Uphold the law. You just killed three police officers, Harry. And the only reason why I'm not gonna kill you, is because I'm gonna prosecute you- with your own system. It'll be my word against yours. Who's gonna believe you? You're a killer, Harry. A maniac.

[Briggs starts to drive away when the car blows up]

Harry Callahan: A man's GOT to know his limitations.

[Walks away]

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

345 The funny thing is I don't even care except to point out the inconsistencies and the hilarity of it all.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (yHsuS)

346 Does anybody got 4 spare 12G reclocking amplifiers they can sell?

This supply chain bullsh*t is for the birds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (pV3Bm)

347 317 'she called the state of Florida “the dick of the country.”'

That's not a firing offense, IMHO. It's a geographic fact, confirmed by satellite photography.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (24fqN)

Come on... everyone knows Florida is the front legs! New England is the nose... Texas back legs...

Which makes San Francisco Harbor? Yeah.. the Asshole.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (oHd/0)

348 Paul Pelosi probably treated the crazy hemp weaving nudist the way anyone would have and talked nicely to him and said they were friends and thought it was all okay now. Because that's the most likely thing and explains the most.

The only thing unexplained is why there aren't alarms on the doors. But if alarms are routed to WASHINGTON DC of all the insane notions, I guess maybe the security plan is just that dumb?

But I don't blame anyone for the gay prostitute stuff or the wild conjectures because tit-for-tat is 100% legitimate and they started with violent ultra MAGA assassin, setting the rules and setting the stage.

Posted by: Synova at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (BD/yx)

349 335 In the 911 call PP said he was a friend and he gave his FIRST NAME. So he's not that much of a stranger

maybe he had his name written on his underwear?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (oY6Yp)

350 So Paul was "speaking in code" WHILE BEING ATTACKED WITH A HAMMER and the 911 phone operator working the midnight shift was able to translate through her training.

Sorry, there. Fixed.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (bwcc5)

351 341 Movie Elliot Ness is almost certainly LG.
When the law changes, enforcement of the law changes as well. It doesn't mean he starts binge drinking and neglecting his life...
...well, REAL Elliot Ness did but...I digress.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 02:00 PM (XvPQV)

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His last line of the movie is that he's getting a drink. You know, one of those large Australian Fosters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

352 People are saying this was a gay tryst gone wrong without any evidence and it's disgusting.

To me, it just sounds like Pelosi was just trying to de-escalate the situation in front of the cops and avoid a violent confrontation with a deranged attacker.

"Officers, just let me finish what I was doing with my friend. As soon as I make him cum, he's going to get sleepy, and you can just handc - OH MY GOD THE HAMMER PLEASE NO HE'S GONE HAMMER-CRAZY"

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (8LP6B)

353 This certainly isn't going in the direction they were hoping for.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (qZdIZ)

354 Remember when that reporter accidentally reported on Clinton's secret meeting on the tarmac?

Yeah, this is a lot like that

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (sqV80)

355 Cops show up while Pelosi is trying to calm him down, Depape freaks again and attacks Pelosi

Except why not just unlock the door and open it to run away?

The door had laminated glass. that takes a while to break open. And is the opening big enough for a man to climb through without cutting the shit out of himself?

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (Z32m1)

356 I've been wondering about this. I know it exists. I don't know how well staffed it is. It it just an office for Cap Police they use when they fly out with Nancy? Or is it a permanently staffed location?
Posted by: bonhomme
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Supposedly for intel on potential threats to Congress after Jan 6th. Not for bodyguard protection per se. Given typical proclivities of the DC set, the personnel are probably engaged in legalized spying on the opposition party.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (CXr4y)

357 maybe he had his name written on his underwear?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (oY6Yp)

Fruit of the Loom?

Posted by: BignJames at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (AwYPR)

358 Guys come on. The window wasn’t broken IN. The glass fell on the OUTSIDE of the house. Cops have said the broken window looks like there was a struggle inside the house which caused the window to break, as opposed to someone on the outside trying to get in. This is a huge detail.

Posted by: Rdubs at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (/awz+)

359 Credit Andrew Robinson with the superb villain performance in Dirty Harry 1. Everybody in the audience wanted to kill him. He's played other creep roles well too, IIRC.

Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (24fqN)

360 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

361 The main difference between James Bond and Dirty Harry is that James Bond only kills people that his corrupt government wants him to kill.

Harry also never seems to get laid. Maybe if that dude got a little R&R, he'd be less tense. Dude is perilously close to incel territory.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (KFhLj)

362 Was Paul Pelosi involved with a Hammer Cult? Were gay orgies part of the dark perverted rituals of this cult? Did Paul and his High Priest get in a religious dispute involving hammers and underwear?

I'm just asking questions. The Truth is Out There!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (Hudry)

363 Why does MSNBC hate black females?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (guGkK)

Easy: they are black.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 04, 2022 01:58 PM (CwQXo)
__

*snort*

Yeah, we black wimmin are easy to hate...especially since so many of us insist on being some of the ugliest (inside and out) human beings on the face of the earth.

Fortunately, God, in His infinite wisdom, gave us free will, and some of us refuse to abide by stereotypes, or try not to, in any case.

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (OZY7p)

364 Matt Walsh had a pretty good monologue explaining this.

The MSM gets mad at conspiracy theories, because they say people aren't trusting the legacy news sources.

But Walsh points out that the MSM has lied and been proven wrong so many times, that people no longer trust them, so they try to make sense of things themselves.

Does that mean sometimes they come up with incorrect conclusions? Yes. But listening to the MSM also yields incorrect conclusions.

If the MSM would leave the story at the facts, "Police called to Pelosi house at 2 am on assault case", then no one will question much. But when the story is "Mega MAGA Nightmare Strikes Again", people start looking a little more closely and developing theories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (xLqhd)

365 I am making $90 an hour working on Paul Pelosi's butt. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness but my fellow nudists and mushroomists is earning $16,000 a month by sodomizing Democrats.

Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (8erNz)

366 361 Harry also never seems to get laid. Maybe if that dude got a little R&R, he'd be less tense. Dude is perilously close to incel territory.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (KFhLj)

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His wife died before the first one. He threw himself into his job. He's got pain, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

367 Biden: I’m already being told that if they win back the House and the Senate, they’re going to impeach me. I don’t know what the hell they’re going to impeach me for

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I don't want the GOP to impeach Biden - I want them to go after everyone around him: Hunter and Klain specially.
Leave the senile bastard alone in the cold until the Dems are forced to remove him themselves

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 04, 2022 02:04 PM (5rBf5)

368 His last line of the movie is that he's getting a drink. You know, one of those large Australian Fosters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

Nothing illegal or immoral about getting a drink. Many a saint was drinking man. Being drunk or a drunkard might be morally questionable. It's just a nice, humanizing moment from the Upright Man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 02:04 PM (XvPQV)

369 remember, it's illegal domestic terror by way of disinformation from Putin to speculate about Mr. Pelosi doing buttsexxx with Depape.

But it is required believing material for your daily electricity ration to believe that DePape was an ultra mega MAGA acting on behalf of the GOP.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 02:04 PM (MLrvz)

370 Does anyone remember the video of the black orderly who beat an elderly white nursing home patient...that turned out to be not an orderly, but a late teen covid patient that had been moved to a nursing home for 'recovery' who beat his roommate?


Methos YES I remember and that was in Detroit or thereabouts.

Kid with COVID placed in an elderly nursing home - WTF?!? they were just warehousing people in with helpless, voiceless seniors.
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself

They had to "fortify" the Boomer Remover.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2022 02:04 PM (4UJZ+)

371 If someone breaks into your home, you're no longer interested in descalating anything. It's fight or flight at that point.

The way Paul reacted to any of this makes zero sense.

Posted by: Blago at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (yS+Z1)

372 360 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume
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That's hilarious!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (fs1hN)

373 25th Amendment now floated as Dem solution to Joe Biden problem

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

374 Andrew Gillum's Rentboy >> Paul Pelosi's Rentboy

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

375 361 The main difference between James Bond and Dirty Harry is that James Bond only kills people that his corrupt government wants him to kill.

Harry also never seems to get laid. Maybe if that dude got a little R&R, he'd be less tense. Dude is perilously close to incel territory.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls



Dirty Harry scored with that hot Asian chick that lived up stairs in 'Magnum Force'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (Hudry)

376 361 Kinda like Steve McGarrett.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (MCkGU)

377 Ace,

They coordinated it from start to finish. The nudist was in on it and was paid off either directly or indirectly. It wasn’t spur of the moment let’s plant evidence. It planned well in advance and executed in minutes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (3vQN0)

378 Credit Andrew Robinson with the superb villain performance in Dirty Harry 1. Everybody in the audience wanted to kill him. He's played other creep roles well too, IIRC.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (24fqN)

I think i saw him, or someone very like him in a toothpaste commercial meeting the pretty young toothpaste user in a restaurant. I'm jumping up telling the lady to RUN FOR IT

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:06 PM (eoQWY)

379 I don't want the GOP to impeach Biden - I want them to go after everyone around him: Hunter and Klain specially.

///

no. impeach.

he has to be embarrassed. Fuck him and his pervy weirdo family.

he's throwing people in jail for purely personal political gain and we're worried about what now?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 02:06 PM (MLrvz)

380 359 Credit Andrew Robinson with the superb villain performance in Dirty Harry 1. Everybody in the audience wanted to kill him. He's played other creep roles well too, IIRC.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (24fqN)

Indeed, props.
Dirty Harry is a really good movie. One of my top 100 films.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 04, 2022 02:06 PM (XvPQV)

381 363 Why does MSNBC hate black females?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (guGkK)

Easy: they are black.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Wait...they hire them at sums I'll never see in my lifetime?

The fatta the betta?

They give them an international platform, and they hate them?

Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 02:06 PM (8erNz)

382 Harry also never seems to get laid. Maybe if that dude got a little R&R, he'd be less tense. Dude is perilously close to incel territory.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Dirty Harry does appear tense to me--more like a plumber pissed off that the property owners have backed up the toilets again.

He is simply pissed off all the time--at the criminals, his craven bosses, the shit society around him, lawyers, etc. that try to prevent him from flushing turds out of society.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (CXr4y)

383 DePape was engaged in self defense when he brained Pelosi with the hammer. He was in his underwear being attacked in a strange house with the police backing up his attacker.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (Y274z)

384 Ace,

They coordinated it from start to finish. The nudist was in on it and was paid off either directly or indirectly. It wasn’t spur of the moment let’s plant evidence. It planned well in advance and executed in minutes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (3vQN0)

For what purpose? To what end?

Posted by: BignJames at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (AwYPR)

385 look, next 2 years are going to be a war between congress and the biden rest house.

we need ammunition and impeaching is such

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (MLrvz)

386 Impeaching (and removing) Brandon will mean President Kamala Harris.

Not sure that would be an improvement. Two years of her may make us yearn for the Brandon days.

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (OZY7p)

387 It's wholly possible it was Paulie who broke the glass, not the police

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Rescuing Sexy Russian Women Before They Get Drafted at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (VTu1l)

388 Harry also never seems to get laid. Maybe if that dude got a little R&R, he'd be less tense. Dude is perilously close to incel territory.

Doesn't seem to be anything involuntary about it. He just doesn't care. I mean he could have slept with Lacey in the second movie and has zero interest

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (Ivdso)

389 Hmmm
Interesting thread on Insty about early turnout in Philly.

Bad news for dems and cheat by mail

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (sqV80)

390 I had a neighbor once who was nuts. Some of his windows were shot out, and police were called, and it took them about 5 minutes to say "um sir? All of these shots came from inside your house "

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (VPdQq)

391 360 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

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Who told them?

I denounce myself...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (uPgE/)

392 Supposedly for intel on potential threats to Congress after Jan 6th. Not for bodyguard protection per se. Given typical proclivities of the DC set, the personnel are probably engaged in legalized spying on the opposition party.
Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (CXr4y)

So, Capital Police work for Congress... just what jurisdiction do they have in California even if a Congress critter lives there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (oHd/0)

393
Hey, can we just step back for a moment and admit Paul Pelosi is Bad ass?

DUI with young hot blonde chick up in Napa?

Drug / Gaylord party in S.F. at 2:30 am?

At the age of 82?

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (j4U/Z)

394 Elon Musk Has Laid Off Many Twitter Employees Charged With Protecting The Midterm Elections

.. Twitter holds elections ?

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

395 They coordinated it from start to finish. The nudist was in on it and was paid off either directly or indirectly. It wasn’t spur of the moment let’s plant evidence. It planned well in advance and executed in minutes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:05 PM (3vQN0)

That doesn't seem to fit with them having to suppress things in the initial 911 call or anything else. In fact it would be far simpler and more sensible to have her security make the bust.

Plus the internet info they planted only went up that day. If that were part of the op they could have done a better job of that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (eoQWY)

396 390 I had a neighbor once who was nuts. Some of his windows were shot out, and police were called, and it took them about 5 minutes to say "um sir? All of these shots came from inside your house "
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (VPdQq)

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He wasn't politically connected, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

397 The photos show the window was smashed out. Too,too many inconsistencies. Too many worms are out of the can. The narrative is serving steamed hams.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (mnIth)

398 391 360 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

Who told them?

I denounce myself...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (uPgE/)

Saw it on Twitter? ooh.... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (oHd/0)

399 Elon Musk Has Laid Off Many Twitter Employees Charged With Protecting The Midterm Elections

.. Twitter holds elections ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

Protecting the midterms is a job title at Twitter?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (eoQWY)

400 394 Elon Musk Has Laid Off Many Twitter Employees Charged With Protecting The Midterm Elections

.. Twitter holds elections ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

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Let the misinformation fly!

You know, the misinformation that is video evidence of Democrats committing voter fraud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

401 Not sure that would be an improvement. Two years of her may make us yearn for the Brandon days.

*************

I don't think any impeachment will result in removal, but it should be done anyway since payback is a bitch deprived of her skinny soy caramel flavored iced latte.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Rescuing Sexy Russian Women Before They Get Drafted at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (VTu1l)

402 Fortunately, God, in His infinite wisdom, gave us free will, and some of us refuse to abide by stereotypes, or try not to, in any case.
Posted by: SMH
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All of us could use a little humility.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (CXr4y)

403 I think Seth Rich got shot by a trigger happy odarkthirty tryst gone bad too.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (Y274z)

404 The fatta da betta?

I’m more of a Fatty Da Kim fan, myself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (MCkGU)

405 Tom at 310 has a great plan for the folks formerly known as twitter employees.

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

406 So, Capital Police work for Congress... just what jurisdiction do they have in California even if a Congress critter lives there?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (oHd/0)

Whatever Nancy says they have.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (eoQWY)

407 The View swoons over Fetterman: Democrat says he IS fit to serve after stroke in softball interview calling Oz a 'bully,' saying it's 'shocking' polls are close and calling his stroke recovery 'courageous' - a week after panel interrogated Ted Cruz

.. they are so confident in Fetterman that Josh Shapiro, Democrat for Governor, has promised the Senate seat to the mayor of Scranton, if Fetterman can't serve.

Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

408 Credit Andrew Robinson with the superb villain performance in Dirty Harry 1. Everybody in the audience wanted to kill him.

There are some actors that are just too good at playing bad guys. Like Bruce Dern or James Spader. You hate the actor instead of their roles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (Ivdso)

409 379 I don't want the GOP to impeach Biden - I want them to go after everyone around him: Hunter and Klain specially.

He's got ablative protection.

Do not go for Biden.

Mayorkas first.

Garland next.

Get them out. Take scalps. Make sure their underlings know you're coming.

Then the energy triplets Granholm, Buttiegieg, McCarthy.

Make those stick.

Klain will have resigned by then and I'm absolutely certain he has offshore residences that will resist his return.

Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (8erNz)

410 Tim Poole just published the notice that the shitcanned Twatter employees got today.

They remain employed for an additional 90 days with full pay and benefits, but their positions with the company are no longer staffed. So, they got 90 days' severance and don't have to show up for work.

So much for the massive class action suit that was aborning for failure to give 60 days' notice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (S7TWn)

411 401 I don't think any impeachment will result in removal, but it should be done anyway since payback is a bitch deprived of her skinny soy caramel flavored iced latte.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Rescuing Sexy Russian Women Before They Get Drafted at November 04, 2022 02:09 PM (VTu1l)

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The only way an unsuccessful impeachment could lead to lasting political damage is a long trial that dominates the news for weeks that details the crimes of not only Biden but everyone tied to him.

Is that how Mitch would allow an impeachment trial be run in the Senate? Or would it be another, "We're here for three days and let's get the vote done before we move on as fast as possible" thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

412 This sounds about right.
Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM (bwcc5)


The other option is that it had progressed to . . . Well beating up Depape, and Depape wasn't going to be hauled off without getting in his licks too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (xhaym)

413 DePape was engaged in self defense when he brained Pelosi with the hammer. He was in his underwear being attacked in a strange house with the police backing up his attacker.
Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (Y274z)

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It's more plausible than a lot of the shit the MSM are putting out, and there is precedent.

The Milwaukee cops helped Jeffrey Dahmer corral one of his victims back into his apartment to continue being raped and murdered.

What's to say DePape wasn't trying to escape Paul Pelosi before he got Ed Buck'd and the cops were like, whoa, nice hustle guy, but you're getting back in there. Then DePape is like fuck that, it's Hammer Time.

It could happen.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (8LP6B)

414 Good thing it's all cleared up.
It was confusing for a while.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (jy41H)

415 All of us could use a little humility.
Posted by: whig
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Amen to that.

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (OZY7p)

416 Credit Andrew Robinson with the superb villain performance in Dirty Harry 1. Everybody in the audience wanted to kill him. He's played other creep roles well too, IIRC.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (24fqN)
---------------
Possibly best known now as the amiable and dangerous Elim Garak, formerly of the Obsidian Order.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (to2dd)

417 I don't think any impeachment will result in removal, but it should be done anyway since payback is a bitch deprived of her skinny soy caramel flavored iced latte.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
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Eh, waste of time. Go for the low hanging fruit of Biden's henchmen like Garland or Mayorkas. Both have easily provable impeachment fodder without triggering the nationwide wails of Democrats.

Will probably not result in their removals but keeping them busy with impeach inquiry and all sort of required disclosures will make their minions squeamish. Most of them are like cockroaches, they dislike the light.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (CXr4y)

418
For what purpose? To what end?
Posted by: BignJames at November

To advance the narrative of course. And this is not the last one either. End game for them is us in camps. This is part of the process as justification for why we need to be housed away from society.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (3vQN0)

419 Maybe someone forgot the condoms?

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (Y274z)

420 .. they are so confident in Fetterman that Josh Shapiro, Democrat for Governor, has promised the Senate seat to the mayor of Scranton, if Fetterman can't serve.
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

O rly?

Posted by: Gisele, Bride of Fetterman at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (sI15f)

421 Hey, can we just step back for a moment and admit Paul Pelosi is Bad ass?

DUI with young hot blonde chick up in Napa?

Drug / Gaylord party in S.F. at 2:30 am?

At the age of 82?
Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (j4U/Z)
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He's no Drew Thompson...

Posted by: Art Mullen at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (YIVH2)

422 I had a neighbor once who was nuts. Some of his windows were shot out, and police were called, and it took them about 5 minutes to say "um sir? All of these shots came from inside your house "
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 02:07 PM (VPdQq)



"The shots are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

423 Tim Poole just published the notice that the shitcanned Twatter employees got today.

They remain employed for an additional 90 days with full pay and benefits, but their positions with the company are no longer staffed. So, they got 90 days' severance and don't have to show up for work.

So much for the massive class action suit that was aborning for failure to give 60 days' notice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (S7TWn)

90 days? Musk is slipping.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (yHsuS)

424 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume

How did they know?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (nfrXX)

425 407 The View swoons over Fetterman: Democrat says he IS fit to serve after stroke in softball interview calling Oz a 'bully,' saying it's 'shocking' polls are close and calling his stroke recovery 'courageous' - a week after panel interrogated Ted Cruz

.. they are so confident in Fetterman that Josh Shapiro, Democrat for Governor, has promised the Senate seat to the mayor of Scranton, if Fetterman can't serve.
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

How are these 'interviews' not in Kind Campaign contributions? Hate it when Hannity or Tucker do it too... Media directly impacting elections through blatant support of one candidate over another.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

426 If you cast someone who looks like Richard Jewell as the Harry Callahan you'll get something interesting, but I don't know what it would be. Charm (even if it's just Harry's rough watchability) does so much rhetorical heavy lifting it isn't even funny.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (44ww/)

427 Maybe someone forgot the condoms?
Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (Y274z)



Can't have Paul impregnating some gay dude, now can we?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

428 Another option: there was a woman there, too; Pelosi called Depape for drugs for his liaison with the woman and at some point, Depape went nuts.

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

429 The View swoons over Fetterman

How on God's green earth is that show still on the air ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (bs+z0)

430 sock off much like Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (yikp0)

431 Since when did an illegal alien Canadian mental reject in his underwear become a MAGA co-conspirator? The Media is insane.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (geVLo)

432 393
Hey, can we just step back for a moment and admit Paul Pelosi is Bad ass?

DUI with young hot blonde chick up in Napa?

Drug / Gaylord party in S.F. at 2:30 am?

At the age of 82?
Posted by: Auspex
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Admiring some one like that would turn my stomach but you be you.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (CXr4y)

433 The other option is that it had progressed to . . . Well beating up Depape, and Depape wasn't going to be hauled off without getting in his licks too.

--

Yeah, 82 year old Paul isn't beating anyone up.

Gay dudes getting their ass-hammering on is the answer.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (bwcc5)

434 For what purpose? To what end?
Posted by: BignJames at November

To advance the narrative of course. And this is not the last one either. End game for them is us in camps. This is part of the process as justification for why we need to be housed away from society.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (3vQN0)

Over a faggot spat?

Posted by: BignJames at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (AwYPR)

435 Then DePape is like fuck that, it's Hammer Time.

It could happen.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (8LP6B)

lol

Sounds as reasonable as any of the official lines.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (yHsuS)

436 Mayorkas has opemly lied to Congress, thats plenty to impeach right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (VPdQq)

437 So much for the massive class action suit that was aborning for failure to give 60 days' notice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (S7TWn)

90 days? Musk is slipping.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (yHsuS)

Some of the employees will be kept... this gives Musk TIME to figure out who.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (oHd/0)

438 With Twatter on a resume they will get jobs asap at other FAANG and adjacent companies. At least devs will. The marketing and censoring peeps… learn to mine.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (3vQN0)

439 Protecting the midterms is a job title at Twitter?

In a Musk world?

Are you kidding?

I worked for the guy back in the day, dodged most of the bullets but wasn't one of the anointed...they went to SpaceX. Really. Tesla he impregnated with a second round of Musk sperm.

Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (8erNz)

440 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume



Good lord....It's fucking Halloween. GET OVER yourselves.

Doesn't anyone remember LAUGHTAH!?!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

441 All of us could use a little humility.

No problem with that here on my end. I have nowhere to go but up 😉

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Xrfse)

442 Since there was surgery there will be a tox screen.
We need a leak.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Y274z)

443 Admiring some one like that would turn my stomach but you be you.

He's doing a Justified bit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Ivdso)

444 The View swoons over Fetterman

How on God's green earth is that show still on the air ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (bs+z0)


Outside of NY and a few urban areas, I wonder what their ratings are?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (anj39)

445 How are these 'interviews' not in Kind Campaign contributions? Hate it when Hannity or Tucker do it too... Media directly impacting elections through blatant support of one candidate over another.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Fairness Doctrine is dead and gone. GOP would do better to focus on cleaning up elections which they can do.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (CXr4y)

446 Tim Poole just published the notice that the shitcanned Twatter employees got today.

They remain employed for an additional 90 days with full pay and benefits, but their positions with the company are no longer staffed. So, they got 90 days' severance and don't have to show up for work.

So much for the massive class action suit that was aborning for failure to give 60 days' notice.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (S7TWn)

Poor Ms. Bloom. *sad trombone*

Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

447 I thought condoms were in danger from the wind turbines in Patagonia.

Oh, wait, that was condors.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (MCkGU)

448 Possibly best known now as the amiable and dangerous Elim Garak, formerly of the Obsidian Order.
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I think you mean a humble tailor on the DS:9 promenade.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (yikp0)

449 That said, the way you answer questions is by... answering questions...

As we here at the HQ like to say, "Rookie mistake".

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (QKlj8)

450 Good lord....It's fucking Halloween. GET OVER yourselves.

Yeah the "you're having fun wrong" argument rarely is attractive or persuasive. I mean, it may be right but you're not going to win people over with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (Ivdso)

451 Maybe someone forgot the condoms?
Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:11 PM (Y274z)

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I don't want to alarm you, but Big Condom doesn't exactly rely on the homosexual community to maintain their wealth and power.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (8LP6B)

452 She hulk pitch meeting

https://youtu.be/rjDBd16pBLg

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (++emK)

453 Gateway Pundit:

Toxic Racist MSNBC Host Tiffany Cross Fired for Promoting Genocide Against White People (VIDEO)

https://tinyurl.com/2dj4jjc6

Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (OZY7p)

454 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume


Good lord....It's fucking Halloween. GET OVER yourselves.

Doesn't anyone remember LAUGHTAH!?!!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
***

Flipping brilliant!
Go to any stadium and find the door to the Umps locker room. Almost all the signs are done in braille.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (anj39)

455 I thought condoms were in danger from the wind turbines in Patagonia.

Oh, wait, that was condors.


Easy mistake to make until you try to use one.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (nfrXX)

456 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume

Good lord....It's fucking Halloween. GET OVER yourselves.

Doesn't anyone remember LAUGHTAH!?!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

OK, who spilled the beans? How did they find out?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (yHsuS)

457 Paul's roofie blend was off. Oh well, happens to the best of us.

Posted by: Ed Buck at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (oyfLT)

458 No one even mentions the NC Representative candidate who had his house shot up while his little girls were inside after his Democrat opponent put out a commercial filmed in front of his house saying he profited off of school shootings.

It's all about Pelosi.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (xLqhd)

459 Fairness Doctrine is dead and gone. GOP would do better to focus on cleaning up elections which they can do.
Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (CXr4y)

GOPe won't clean up elections... hell they helped create the current big money no accountability system.

The only ones who CAN'T really support elections, is the normal local electorate. Big money all goes to Politician controlled PACs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

460
How on God's green earth is that show still on the air ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (bs+z0)



This is a question for the ages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Weekly reminder that there is no time or place where the masterful use of language won't buy you a little credit with the people you are around. If I could talk like the newsman in Deadwood 24/7 I would.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (44ww/)

462 Bill Maher did a thing last week on Halloween costume, basically telling wokesters to fuck off if they are offended by costumes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (3vQN0)

463 Kamala is back on one of her favorite subjects.

Kamala Harris: “I Like Venn Diagrams, I Do…Pretty Profound”…

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)

464 The View exists to piss off normals, period. They have no other impact or influence.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (oWBc3)

465 Since when did an illegal alien Canadian mental reject in his underwear become a MAGA co-conspirator? The Media is insane.
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Hey! I'm wearing pants... now.

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (yikp0)

466 Possibly best known now as the amiable and dangerous Elim Garak, formerly of the Obsidian Order.
-----------------
I think you mean a humble tailor on the DS:9 promenade.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (yikp0)
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That's right...the whole Obsidian Order thing was mere rumor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (to2dd)

467 All of us could use a little humility.

No problem with that here on my end. I have nowhere to go but up 😉

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Xrfse)

But up you say?

Posted by: SHEP at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (yHsuS)

468 Still no one has explained about the following:

Days after the attack, the San Francisco DA held a press conference wherein she stated that among other charges, she was going to prosecute Depape for "Elder Abuse".

According to the definition "It includes harms by people, the older person knows, or has a relationship with, such as a spouse, partner, or family member; a friend or neighbor; or people that the older person relies on for services." The definition also says: "... it does not include general criminal activities against older persons, such as home break-ins, "muggings" in the street, or "distraction burglary," where a stranger distracts an older person at the doorstep while another person enters the property to steal."

I assume that after days of consideration, the DA would be familiar with what "elder abuse" is.

Posted by: jwest at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (/BlEx)

469 Outside of NY and a few urban areas, I wonder what their ratings are?
Posted by: Diogenes
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Saw some research on that once upon a time. Basically, a lot of ratings during daytime simply come from people leaving the TV on as noise. Back in the day, Nielsen proposed some kind of audience measurement to make sure that people were actually watching what their tv was turned to.

Ad industry had a cow and so it was quietly shelved. My guess is that it sways relatively few people but serves simply as a confirmation device for those already having opinions. The rest of the 'audience' probably could not even tell you who was on and what they said any given day. Simply background noise like elevator music.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (CXr4y)

470 462 Bill Maher did a thing last week on Halloween costume, basically telling wokesters to fuck off if they are offended by costumes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 04, 2022 02:17 PM (3vQN0)

===========

"No."
-Democratic big money donors

"Okay. I'm still voting for you."
-Bill Maher, pussy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

471 So much for the massive class action suit that was aborning for failure to give 60 days' notice.

"90 days is not 60! THE LAWSUIT CONTINUES!"
--Gloria Allred

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (Ivdso)

472 Paul opens the door for the cops and starts walking back into the foyer while cops stand at the threshold twiddling thumbs giving allowing the assailant time to attack Pelosi bashing his head and causing several other injuries.

This was the quick reaction team they sent to Pelosi's bungalow. How fast do they run the 10 yd dash?
Can they run? Can they move?

When a person answers the door for Cops then turns and walks away how often do the Cops just stand at the threshold?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (jy41H)

473 Still no one has explained about the following:

Days after the attack, the San Francisco DA held a press conference wherein she stated that among other charges, she was going to prosecute Depape for "Elder Abuse".


--

Oooooh, that's interesting.

Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (bwcc5)

474 456 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume

Good lord....It's fucking Halloween. GET OVER yourselves.

Doesn't anyone remember LAUGHTAH!?!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

OK, who spilled the beans? How did they find out?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 04, 2022 02:16 PM (yHsuS)


Someone deserves a good caning!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (anj39)

475 Since when did an illegal alien Canadian mental reject in his underwear become a MAGA co-conspirator? The Media is insane.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2022 02:13 PM (geVLo)

Isn't that how all of us were converted?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (eoQWY)

476 Does your seeing-eye dog need laser eye surgery too?!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (yikp0)

477 Toxic Racist MSNBC Host Tiffany Cross Fired for Promoting Genocide Against White People

Fingers in the wind? Could be.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (nfrXX)

478 454 Report: National Federation of the Blind Blasts Jerry Jones’ ‘Blind Referee’ Halloween Costume

I wonder if it would be the same of they came out with a Crenshaw costume?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (oyfLT)

479 How on God's green earth is that show still on the air ?

The Simpsons hasn't been funny since Clinton was president and its still on the air. SNL keeps limping along. Television doesn't make much sense these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)

480 So much for the massive class action suit that was aborning for failure to give 60 days' notice.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (S7TWn)


Elon has worked too much in CA to not be aware of the Warn Act, these idiots including the media should have figured this one out. LOL, and then he'll peel off another 20% when he moves twatter HQ to TX.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (zB/T/)

481
I think it really was a break in for the simple fact that the glass door was smashed in. I doubt very much it was "faked" after the fact. Who would have done that? Not Jeb!, who was beaten almost to death.


Y'know, the only photo I saw of the broken window had a crapload of broken glass on the OUTSIDE, which would imply that the window was broken from the inside (insert Nicholas Angel or Bunk/McNulty joke here). Of course, the break-in could have been through a different window, or door, but it's suspicious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (n+4am)

482 Would it be tacky to make a Burning Skull with a vibrating hammer dildo* stuck in it?

*Google is your friend. Make sure to turn off 'safe search' for best results.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2022 02:20 PM (4UJZ+)

483 Nood

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 04, 2022 02:20 PM (zhLdt)

484 There is no such thing as "fairness" anymore. I'd love to see that word stricken from modern usage.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2022 02:20 PM (Xrfse)

485 Strange that there was no attack until the cops showed up ... and after Pelosi had a chance to have them protect him.

SO it seems it was the arrival of cops that set off DePape. Why would that be? He decided that since Pelosi had "double crossed" him, he'd get his last revenge? idk

Posted by: illiniwek at November 04, 2022 02:20 PM (Cus5s)

486 GOPe won't clean up elections... hell they helped create the current big money no accountability system.

The only ones who CAN'T really support elections, is the normal local electorate. Big money all goes to Politician controlled PACs.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Advertising only works in a high trust society. As we descend into a low trust society, most people take it with a grain of salt.

I am more concerned with private parties actually doing the work of providing voting machines that are vulnerable, paying poll workers, doing ballot harvesting, etc. Relatively easy to ban that sort of shit.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2022 02:20 PM (CXr4y)

487 Fingers in the wind? Could be.

The best indicator like that is Bill Maher, who shifts with the wind to take the side he thinks is going to be culturally dominant

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:20 PM (Ivdso)

488 One of the qualifications for elder abuse is gaining the trust of the victim.

Posted by: gourmand du jour back in the fog at November 04, 2022 02:21 PM (jTmQV)

489 Someone deserves a good caning!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (anj39)

Informing to the blind gestapo is short-sighted.

Posted by: SHEP at November 04, 2022 02:21 PM (yHsuS)

490 OK...I just voted. 1 more for Tiffany Smiley.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2022 02:21 PM (anj39)

491 438 With Twatter on a resume they will get jobs asap at other FAANG and adjacent companies. At least devs will. The marketing and censoring peeps… learn to mine.

As an employee in an early Musk enterprise I hired Indian guys and others with odd backgrounds, including the guy entirely responsible for our being able to map (yes, we did it) NY subways. We were the first mapping and directions site that got things right.

I hired people smarter than myself. That wasn't unintentional.

Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 02:21 PM (8erNz)

492 The Milwaukee cops helped Jeffrey Dahmer corral one of his UNDERAGE victims back into his apartment to continue being raped and murdered.

Gabby Petitos parents are suing Utah for $50 Million.

Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Z32m1)

493 .. Twitter holds elections ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2022 02:08 PM (RHGPo)


well, maybe not this year then.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

494 I've watched enough cop video to KNOW they will ventilate you in a new york second for raising a hammer in the air anywhere near them. They don't wait.

Posted by: torabora at November 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Y274z)

495 "20 I think they have or will make a deal. David Depape doesn't fight any of the charges or contradict the narrative, and they will let him plead a few misdemeanor charges and he will agree to deportation to Canada."

Better place for a botched robbery. Lends a certain je ne sais plausible deniability....

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Epps Is A Fed at November 04, 2022 02:22 PM (ODIeo)

496 NBC is now deleting that

Cite?

Posted by: Miguel Almageur at November 04, 2022 02:22 PM (786Ro)

497 ...she stated that among other charges, she was going to prosecute Depape for "Elder Abuse".
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She does not understand the ways of my People.

"Fuck off, you Old Coot, eh! Where's my fucking money?!" is a sign of respect amongst us.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:23 PM (yikp0)

498 300 Take another look at that map. Our puget is sound.
Posted by: Seattle at November 04, 2022 01:54 PM (+R5dc)

Looks like Seattle has a bad case of Diverticulosis.
Posted by: rd at November 04, 2022 01:56 PM

--

"Strait of Juan de Fuca" sounds made-up.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 04, 2022 02:23 PM (+R5dc)

499 "466 Possibly best known now as the amiable and dangerous Elim Garak, formerly of the Obsidian Order.
-----------------
I think you mean a humble tailor on the DS:9 promenade.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (yikp0)
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That's right...the whole Obsidian Order thing was mere rumor."

The Obsidian Order is just an idea!

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Epps Is A Fed at November 04, 2022 02:24 PM (ODIeo)

500 Nothing will be done to Joey B.
Republicans have plenty of work to do and the Democrats, when it's time for him to leave, will simply cease the medications and nature will proceed.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 02:24 PM (jy41H)

501 Days after the attack, the San Francisco DA held a press conference wherein she stated that among other charges, she was going to prosecute Depape for "Elder Abuse".

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How could it be Elder Abuse? I am tired of innocent Dreamers being overcharged so they can be shuffled back off to their Canadian hovels.

Wasn't that was he was hired by Paul Pelosi, for? If DePape has a contractual obligation to provide services, would it then not, in fact, be His Duty To Smash That Booty?

This ridiculous charge should be dismissed as a matter of law.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 04, 2022 02:24 PM (8LP6B)

502 The Simpsons hasn't been funny since Clinton was president and its still on the air. SNL keeps limping along. Television doesn't make much sense these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 04, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)


It's mind boggling to think the last time I watched the Simpsons was around '99, and I thought they'd jumped the shark and were going woke then. I really couldn't believe they somehow survived a few more years to actually make a movie, and here we are a decade and a half later and the show is still on the air? Wow. At least South Park appears to get their spark back every now and again, although I haven't seen that for a good 7 years. I only see snippets of it on YT on occasion.

I think SNL will finally die when Lorne retires, but who knows. If they actually went after Biden and Kamala they could rake in the dough, talk about fertile soil. But they just can't do it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 02:25 PM (zB/T/)

503 If you cast someone who looks like Richard Jewell as the Harry Callahan you'll get something interesting, but I don't know what it would be. Charm (even if it's just Harry's rough watchability) does so much rhetorical heavy lifting it isn't even funny.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2022 02:12 PM (44ww/)

he's also not as far away from acceptable as the end leads you to think. There's the scene early on when he's getting dressed down by a PC cop about a recent shooting and he gives the justification that the dude was naked, chasing a woman down the street with a butcher knife and even the PC guy had to admit it was a good call.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 02:25 PM (eoQWY)

504 the guy entirely responsible for our being able to map (yes, we did it) NY subways.

He was also the one who maybe reluctantly assembled the data that proved to our new Texas overlords that yes, there was enormous revenue to be had from porn searches.

Numbers were irrefutable.

Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 02:26 PM (8erNz)

505 What's to say DePape wasn't trying to escape Paul Pelosi before he got Ed Buck'd and the cops were like, whoa, nice hustle guy, but you're getting back in there. Then DePape is like fuck that, it's Hammer Time.
It could happen.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 04, 2022 02:10 PM (8LP6B


That Paul Pelosi was a serial killer type would be insane, unless the security knew it and hid it.
Which would have required tight control and a very small group in charge. It would have been an airtight blackmail handle for Nancy, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 02:26 PM (xhaym)

506 Isn't Paul Pelosi wealthy enough to pay for classier gay prostitutes?

Going cheap on hookers gets your skull based in, Paulie.

Posted by: Archer at November 04, 2022 01:30 PM (gmo/4)



It's part of the kink.

Hoboeroticism https://bityl.co/FT3w

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2022 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

507
One of our rulers being beaten with a hammer by a rough-trade hammer hobo is so damned funny I just can't quit laughing. I mean, it's AWESOME.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2022 02:27 PM (oINRc)

508 466 Possibly best known now as the amiable and dangerous Elim Garak, formerly of the Obsidian Order.
-----------------
I think you mean a humble tailor on the DS:9 promenade.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 04, 2022 02:15 PM (yikp0)
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That's right...the whole Obsidian Order thing was mere rumor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (to2dd)

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Garak is my favorite Star Trek character:

Bashir: Out of all the stories you've told me, which ones were true, and which ones weren't?

Garak: My dear doctor, they're all true.

Bashir: Even the lies?

Garak: Especially the lies.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2022 02:28 PM (uPgE/)

509
That Paul Pelosi was a serial killer type would be insane, unless the security knew it and hid it.
Which would have required tight control and a very small group in charge.

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Not as outlandish as you might think. Lot of times, the actual cops will even murder people to cover this sort of shit up.

Ask the Arkansas State Patrol & Drug Drop Attendants & Cleanup Crew.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2022 02:29 PM (oINRc)

510 When a person answers the door for Cops then turns and walks away how often do the Cops just stand at the threshold?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 02:18 PM (jy41H)


SF PD had a software crash when they saw the front door open. They've been programmed to protect the elites at all costs. They've also been programmed to protect violently insane drug addled homeless vagrants at all costs.

ERROR! ERROR! CANNOT COMPUTE! Right out of Star Trek.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 04, 2022 02:30 PM (zB/T/)

511 359 Credit Andrew Robinson with the superb villain performance in Dirty Harry 1. Everybody in the audience wanted to kill him. He's played other creep roles well too, IIRC.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 04, 2022 02:02 PM (24fqN)

He was creepy in Hellraiser

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 04, 2022 02:31 PM (OgrpQ)

512 Federation of the Blind criticizes Jerry Jones costume: it's like they can't even see why that was funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 02:32 PM (r46W7)

513 507
One of our rulers being beaten with a hammer by a rough-trade hammer hobo is so damned funny I just can't quit laughing. I mean, it's AWESOME.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It doesn't make sense. Pelosi could have only been a few feet from the cops.

How many seconds does it take an assailant to move 18 feet?
How many seconds does it take a Cop to move 18 feet?

Did the Cops just let a welfare check walk away from them?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 02:32 PM (jy41H)

514 DePape, the San Francisco Treat.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 04, 2022 02:33 PM (Iv+w0)

515
Harry also never seems to get laid. Maybe if that dude got a little R&R, he'd be less tense. Dude is perilously close to incel territory.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


In the first film, he's still mourning his wife who died in an auto accident. A possible subtext is that this is one of the many reasons he's so prickly (and why he's indulged a bit by the brass, even though they hate his guts).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 04, 2022 02:33 PM (n+4am)

516 we probably could remove Brandon because even his own party would be sick of him.

I think Kamala would be an improvement because she ... I don't know...won't be as fucking vile as Biden?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 02:39 PM (MLrvz)

517 I fear Mr Depape is soon going to suffer a case of terminal Arkancide.

He’s never getting anywhere near the stand.

Posted by: Rse at November 04, 2022 02:39 PM (nos7q)

518 I stopped watching Simpsons mid GWOT because they did their very special episode criticizing the war in irack which was, you know, fuck them.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MLrvz)

519 Sorry Paul, I can't fix this.

Posted by: Ray Donovan at November 04, 2022 02:41 PM (tRd71)

520 The big news here is that someone on the inside is pissed enough about the official version to lob this story to NBC.

SF Police?

Posted by: CAllahan at November 04, 2022 02:55 PM (NUr88)

521 I think it really was a break in for the simple fact that the glass door was smashed in.

I thought we read Daily Mail reporting the broken glass was outside the door, implying the glass was smashed from the inside. My supposition is Delivery Man DePape was mad when Paul shorted him on a drug purchase.

And whatever happened to the Third Man In Underwear? He's disappeared from the story entirely.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 04, 2022 02:56 PM (36bLx)

522 The media are caught in their own cross-fire. They need the clicks, so they breathlessly report every salacious thing that they can in order to generate traffic to their site. The problem is that these stories get broadcast before the "official" version is - or can be - determined. Now that the "official" version release is at odds with what had already been broadcast, they have to somehow change (or bury) that original release.

I know that the practice is to not believe anything for the first 72 hours, but there is a lot of inadvertently released information in those first hours. You don't have to believe what they first tell you, but it's useful stuff to have around for later when the story blows up on them.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 04, 2022 02:58 PM (K58O6)

523 I would have to think that a sophisticated security system would have audible alarms, and that the sort of effort that it would take to smash through tempered glass woul really set it off.
Unless it was turned off.


Posted by: justin castreau at November 04, 2022 03:43 PM (ai2Yq)

524 One report was also saying they got all the details from Pelisi. So he was bashed upon the head so bad he got knocked out, but remembered every detail, including which hand the attacker held each item in, yeah not bullshitty at all.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 04, 2022 04:45 PM (Mq/p1)

525 Theory: DePape was a frequent "visitor" to the Pelosi house, usually when Nancy was not around. PP and his "friend" had a "spat" after that unfortunate DUI incident. PP told him not to come around, but DePape knows where to get the best ice cream in SF. So, he breaks in.

Posted by: tommylotto at November 04, 2022 05:27 PM (6QQM8)

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