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CNBC CANCELS SHEPHERD SMITH
CNN's Ratings Are Trash, Jake Tapper's Ratings Are Trash, Don LeMon's Ratings Are Trash, and Other News of the Usual
ABOVE THE MAIN STORY UPDATE!
Max Tani at Semafor has CNBC's bs line:
Shep Smith's CNBC show is ending. "The News set out on a bold mission of providing non-partisan, fact-based reporting on the most important stories of the day in the U.S. and around the world," CNBC President KC Sullivan wrote in an internal memo. "At a time when misinformation and disinformation is rampant, The News succeeded in providing audiences with the clearest understanding of the facts." The memo cited "times of flux and uncertainty" as playing a role in the decision.Don LeMon should be worried. Sexuality is no longer a shield -- not in a Biden Economy.
SO SOON AFTER PRIDE MONTH???
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Fake Jake is getting "promoted" out of primetime and back to afternoons where he will compete with game shows and QVC's "Jewelry" Deals. I don't know why they put "Jewelry" in quotes in their own show-title. That doesn't seem like a show of confidence in their wares.
Pride Month ended? During John McCain's funeral?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland
CNN's Jake Tapper moving back to old time slot following ratings struggle in primetime New CNN boss Chris Licht reportedly wanted Tapper to be the 'new face' of the networkThat ugly pinch-faced scold of a mug with its aircraft hanger schnozz? You serious?
Liberal CNN anchor Jake Tapper is being tapped out of primetime and moving back to daytime following poor viewership. "As part of a special lineup, Jake agreed to anchor the 9p hour through the midterm elections," a spokesperson for CNN told Fox News Digital. "At the completion of that schedule, he'll be returning to his award-winning program 'The Lead.' We will announce post-election plans for that time slot in the coming days." Tapper made his primetime debut on Oct. 11 with a splashy broadcast that included interviews with President Biden and movie star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Despite the big-named guests, "CNN Tonight with Jake Tapper" only averaged 854,000 viewers, which is a distant third behind Fox News' "Hannity" with 2.6 million viewers and MSNBC's "Alex Wagner Tonight" with 1.6 million viewers. Tapper's audience substantially dipped since then.Fox points out that Fake Jake's carefully-curated and DM-enforced reputation for fairness is a complete sham:
Chris Licht, the new CNN honcho, reportedly wanted Tapper to be the "new face" of the network as the CEO has been vocal about his efforts to steer CNN towards nonpartisanship after years of hyper-liberal coverage during the Trump years. While CNN announced the primetime lineup shuffle would be set at least through the midterms, Licht reportedly wanted Tapper to be in the 9pm ET time slot permanently. The time slot has been vacant ever since the December 2021 ousting of Chris Cuomo.
In October, Tapper averaged only 691,000 viewers. Notably, his daytime program "The Lead," which has been guest-hosted by other CNN anchors during his primetime stint, regularly had higher viewership than his 9 p.m. show and averaged 839,000 viewers last month.
On to Don LeMon. It is my theory that CNN intends to fire him, but they cannot fire a Gay Black Guy outright. (Megyn Kelly says that, on CNN, LeMon looked into the camera and said, "I'm gay and black, don't fire me.") So they've given him a Mission: Almost Impossible -- improve the ratings of CNN's little-watched morning show or we will say "We gave Don LeMon every chance." And then they'll have enough "cover" to fire him. Well. If that is their plan for ridding themselves of this sexual assailant, they're halfway home: Like Jake Tapper, Don LeMon's new show is getting ratings even lower that the low-rated show it was supposed to improve on!
"Unhinged lies born from Donald Trump's grievance that he lost and his refusal to accept reality... this anti-democracy insanity -- it has already infiltrated the same halls of Capitol Hill where the rioters once stood... all of this leaves you, the voter, in sort of an impossible position. You should be able to walk into that voting booth and vote on issues that affect your life like the economy or crime or education or health care. But now, in too many races, instead of asking yourself, 'What can this candidate do for me and my community and my children in the next two years?' You now also have to ask, 'Hey, does this candidate believe in democracy?'" Tapper said in his second primetime broadcast while lambasting "election deniers" running for office. Many of his segments were focused on former President Trump, Jan. 6, and so-called GOP "election deniers," who Tapper long prided himself from banning on his CNN programs despite having welcomed Democrats like Stacey Abrams.
CNN's New Morning Show Is Not Off to a Sunny Start in Ratings The "CNN This Morning" debut declined in Nielsen ratings from "New Day," the show it replaced.
CNN's new-look morning show needs an early jolt of caffeine. The ratings are in for "CNN This Morning" with Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow, and Kaitlan Collins, and they got off to a rough start, lagging behind not only rivals like "Fox & Friends" and "Morning Joe" but also its predecessor on CNN, "New Day."Bobby Burack at Outkick the Coverage has a better write-up:
... MSNBC's "Morning Joe" more than doubled "CNN This Morning" in terms of total viewers, drawing 793,000 on Tuesday. Its advantage in the key demo was slighter but still significant: "Morning Joe" got 114,000 viewers 25-54. That's nothing. Fox News Channel's "Fox & Friends," the reigning champion of the cable news morning shows, earned 1.5 million total viewers yesterday; 236,000 of those were from the demo. So Day 1, November 1, was not one to remember for "CNN This Morning." Give the new show some time -- at least as much time as CNN+ got. "CNN This Morning" is one of new CNN chief Chris Licht's first big programming plays since he was appointed as chairman and CEO in May, gambling that by moving Lemon off his struggling primetime slot and Harlow up from her 9 a.m. slot on "CNN Newsroom," their personalities could be better served in the morning slot and revitalize "New Day." The move was necessary as "Don Lemon Tonight" was in last place among viewers across CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC in both hours.
The clip Bobby Burack links with "neither" is a must-watch. It's like watching paint dry, if paint was a hyperpartisan homosexual and his platonic work frenemies endlessly praising Liz Cheney and Elisa Slotnik for "saving democracy." Ever been in the hospital for an extended period of time and you're miserable and bored and you smell of sweat and plastic sheets and you cannot watch another re-run of The Price Is Right without hanging yourself from a curtain so you just watch the IV bag dripping into your catheter to mark the time? Yeah, it's not quite as good as that. It's literal death. Literal. I'm a ghost now. Me and AOC are dating.
Lemon promised a fun and informative program that'd be popular among CNN viewers. Of course, the show is neither.
... Despite heavy promotion, the revamped morning program failed to match the previous average of "New Day," the show it replaced. "New Day" averaged 404,000 viewers in October, topping only the now-defunct "Don Lemon Tonight." For comparison, MSNBC's "Morning Joe" drew 793,000 viewers head to head from 6 to 9 am ET. "Fox & Friends" swept the floor with both, averaging 1,450,000 viewers. No show across CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News ranked lower than Lemon's on Tuesday:
Fun and informative!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 12:05 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:05 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2022 12:05 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 12:06 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:06 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Typical Braindead Zero IQ Hollywood Executive Clown at November 03, 2022 12:06 PM (C1Zwz)
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Posted by: kraken at November 03, 2022 12:07 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 03, 2022 12:07 PM (h2XHm)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:07 PM (Y+l9t)
"Says who?"
-- Come-all-a Harris
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:08 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: kraken at November 03, 2022 12:07 PM (Vr12I)
Apparently not...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:08 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (ZSsrh)
I've seen promos for LeMon's show in which he's "meeting" his new cohosts, and they're talking about zoomer stuff that he preciously doesn't understand.
Apparently, he's going for the rarely seen Triple Pander: gay, black and old. Very high degree of difficulty.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:08 PM (J2vNu)
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Don LeMon may be lucky to be a contestant on "Wheel of Fish" before all is said and done...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (7Q7Ca)
"Hold my Bonk-Bonk Pelosi Gavel!"
- - Day Two of J6 Hearings Losing to "Young Sheldon" rerun
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:10 PM (6FeV1)
They should leak that they have credible evidence that he once kissed a girl - and liked it - so he's not gay gay and fire him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022
***
Arnold the Pig sniffs and turns away from Jake.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (ssJXH)
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: kraken at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (qXnAE)
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (pmoqr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (h2XHm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410
Posted by: Augustine at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: kraken at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (Vr12I)
Outstanding flick. Truthful. Shocked that Amazon aired it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (x0n13)
Dang, forgot the Oxford comma.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (eOEVl)
Nobody wants to watch them. Its an embarrassing and sad spectacle, even if you are a total prog troll.
Posted by: I'm not a media titan, but at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (W7L21)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:12 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (pmoqr)
I do, but I'm not telling.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (trdmm)
Fat, dumb and Biden is no way to go through life, Jake.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (mSy8I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (FVME7)
Seriously, who watches CNN for the thrill of seeing Tapper's furrowed brow?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (ANH3w)
EVERYONE has soured on CNN for years. Now that they're 'rebranding' to 'middle of the road' supposedly, they're hemorrhaging their core viewers because they're "TO THE RIGHT OF FAUX NEWS!!!" in their eyes.
It is VERY entertaining to watch. I wish them all blessed hearts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (K3TEc)
Re-hire Acasta and have a daily segment where Trump just slaps him for 5 minutes.
Gold, Jerry, gold.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (TNyrE)
- - Day Two of J6 Hearings Losing to "Young Sheldon" rerun
TBF, Young Sheldon is a good show.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (XvPQV)
I don't think CNN survives in anything approaching its current form. Maybe it can completely reinvent itself or be sold off in parts. But as it stands now, CNN is dead in the water. It can't try to reformulate into a more "moderate" news network. CNN's "talent" is genetically incapable of doing that. Its "audience" is die-hard leftist twats who are genetically incapable of watching that. So what else is there to do?
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
Updated list of the worst shows on cable news, from worst to least worst:
1. “All White People are Racist with Joy Ried.”
2. “CNN This Morning.”
3. “Rachel Maddow Show.”
4. “All White People are Racist on the Weekend with Tiffany Cross.”
5. “Cuomo.”
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (MLrvz)
"Aircraft hanger schnoz? I'm mortified!!!!"
- - Jimmy Durante
"I'm not."
- - Walter Duranty
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (x0n13)
Pikers.
- - Jamie Farr
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (h2XHm)
And as long as we're on the subject, What on earth IS hemp jewelry?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (kXYt5)
Gold, Jerry, gold.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (GYIa4)
Accost an Acosta.... smells like a winner.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (ANH3w)
"The Running Man!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (XvPQV)
Gold, Jerry, gold.
It's that kind of outside the box thinking that could save CNN.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022
***
Some gay men say he's cuter than Jen Carfagno, so there's that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (J2vNu)
STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko
Just hope he arrives while there is still something left in my retirement account.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Present news in an even-handed way. No spin.
But they just can't see it.
Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: frode at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (2KID7)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (fA1xQ)
Not unless they take it more seriously. CNN continues to be an absurd propaganda platform with idiots in charge and on the screen. They have to break away completely from the past and reboot the whole thing back to pre-patch. That means cleaning house on not just the on screen, er, talent but the production people who have crafted it into what CNN has become.
In a year or so of doing news more straight down the middle and without the hilariously obvious propaganda bits, people might start to watch it again. But its going to take time and eating a lot of losses because right now nobody trusts the channel to not randomly explode into partisan suck again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (pmoqr)
It's ever so slightly above "none at all" and sinking fast.
Turnout in Philly is 683% of registered voters and they're bracing for that to really pick up on Tuesday.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (GYIa4)
They could call it Lemon Tapper.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (wtvvX)
"The Running Man!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (XvPQV)
"Who loves you.....and who do you LOVE!!!????"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (Z32m1)
++++
Primetime? In news? No.
Slimetime. Ever and always.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (DU+/6)
Does anyone have insider information on election integrity in Pennsylvania?
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM
Election integrity and Pennsylvania in the same sentence? Shirley, you jest.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (kXYt5)
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I'm thinking something similar to those candy necklaces.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (TNyrE)
I can't conceive of that move harming.
Nobody believes anything the stars anyhow.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (eGTCV)
But seriously folks, the only viewers CNN has left are the people who just want to watch the train wreck to the very end so they can describe it to the cops and tv news crews. They also want to point and laugh.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022
***
Some gay men say he's cuter than Jen Carfagno, so there's that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (J2vNu)
You can't spell Carfagno without F-A-G . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (x0n13)
is
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (oyfLT)
This happens to journalists every so often. Its not common but it does happen because judges order them to tell who their source is and the reporter protects their source.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Ivdso)
They could call it Lemon Tapper.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (wtvvX)
You do not want to see them when they "merge"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (XvPQV)
++++
Yeah, I'm sure. Like "more of your stupid partisan shilling isn't going to move our numbers. Maybe going back to our roots will help."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
Homosexual down... I say again, homosexual down.
How long before cannibalism resurfaces at the SuperDome?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (5jGJ9)
Just watch any old western with a hanging scene.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (bW8dp)
They need to gay up Don Lemond more, have him swishier, bring on drag queens, have him flirt with Desmond the Magnificent and make it obv he is going to have sex with him after the show for money.
So many good gay ideas!
Elissa Slotnick should stay off TV, she's puffy.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (ANH3w)
"The Running Man!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (XvPQV)
Lemon's Run
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: irright at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (oyfLT)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (fA1xQ)
Nope, he did it.
Q) what is the greatest difference between a Federal Judge and God?
A) God doesn't think he's a Federal Judge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (trdmm)
in an ideal world this is the money class figuring out they have pissed off the natives and f*cked the golden goose to death at Studio 54.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (kXYt5)
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I'm thinking something similar to those candy necklaces.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (TNyrE)
Since hemp was used for ropes in the day, I'd say more like a noose.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (6FeV1)
"The Running Man!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (XvPQV)
"Who loves you.....and who do you LOVE!!!????"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (7Q7Ca)
Richard Dawson was such good casting for that movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Chris Licht at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (ANH3w)
Dude. That's what the good drugs are for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Ft2MX)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:13 PM (FVME7)
Headline..."Night time is mostly dark".
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (AwYPR)
HOLD ON
They got rid of ANOTHER gay guy???
HOW HORRRRRRRIBLE!
Why is everyone on CNN air gay? How does that happen?
Was Bernard Shaw a cross-dressing homo too?
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (XnbJC)
And just like the calls for covid amnesty, the wholesale firings must be accompanied by allocution clearly stating that "We know what we did was wrong, and we're going to fix it. Please forgive us and give us another chance".
Also, Mexican weather girls.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (eOEVl)
in an ideal world this is the money class figuring out they have pissed off the natives and f*cked the golden goose to death at Studio 54.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (Lzpvj)
No monkeys were harmed in this production. Pox on the other hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XnbJC)
She looks like a treasure troll made from Lena Dunham's thigh cellulite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (x0n13)
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Is it the 'leed' or the 'led'??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Fake Yapper at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (bW8dp)
And just like the calls for covid amnesty, the wholesale firings must be accompanied by allocution clearly stating that "We know what we did was wrong, and we're going to fix it. Please forgive us and give us another chance".
Also, Mexican weather girls.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (eOEVl)
They'll give you cross-dressing trannies, and you'll LIKE it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (Y+l9t)
She is body positive, evidently the latest in "get fucked moonbat" news is "fuck a fattie for fgreedom" if you are not willing to debauch one for the team you hate liberty or something.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022
***
Line up a young Sofia Vergara clone and have her do as much (and wear as little) as possible on camera.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (pmoqr)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (eGTCV)
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We fully expect you to name your first son or daughter Shercules Moonflower SassDragon Ocasio-Cortez-O'Spades.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022
***
Line up a young Sofia Vergara clone and have her do as much (and wear as little) as possible on camera.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (J2vNu)
*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (XvPQV)
Tapper's more correct than he knows.
Easier way to ask the question; Is the candidate a Communist or not?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (jd+Ya)
LOL.. I thought they already did
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (bs+z0)
He could be PA announcer @ Superdome...."They're eating people!!"
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (K57hO)
Posted by: boo-bell at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (aeePL)
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll bet Shep! is gonna be butt-hurt.
Phrasing?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (K3TEc)
Newsmax is moving up nicely. I can't believe Greta Van has that much viewership already, but they put her into Governor Huckabee's Sunday time slot. I like Huck, he's always good for a laugh. Greta? Not so funny. Odd choice for Newsmax.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: jb at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (MFMP+)
Posted by: Y5 at November 03, 2022 12:21 PM (FxkVi)
You know the Eff Bee Eye would be visiting them if they gave them up
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (h2XHm)
Don't expect these people to give you something better though. Rejoice in killing off the talking heads if you like, but I expect whatever is coming next will be even more insidious and effective.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XnbJC)
She looks like a treasure troll made from Lena Dunham's thigh cellulite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (x0n13)
Vividly said
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (XvPQV)
Line up a young Sofia Vergara clone and have her do as much (and wear as little) as possible on camera.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (J2vNu)
Worked for Murdock.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (wtvvX)
Let's say an earthquake happens. Don't have your brainless good looking anchor talk about it, go directly to feeds and amateur footage of the events, use clips from sources like Tik Tok and You Tube from people there, and local news coverage segments. Use live feed from wherever it happens, with translators if necessary.
This is the internet age, nobody wants to see what happened hours later from someone who wasn't there reading from a teleprompter. They want the goods where and when it happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Ng43V)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (FSWTk)
Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (aeePL)
So many good gay ideas! . . .
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022
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Revive the "Men on Film" segment of In Living Color w/ the Wayans Brothers!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (J2vNu)
Why oh why did I take that literally?
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (24fqN)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Far as I made it.
Posted by: Biergood at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (XnbJC)
Yes. Next Question?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (ov3uj)
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2022 12:11 PM (pmoqr)
It's ever so slightly above "none at all" and sinking fast.
Turnout in Philly is 683% of registered voters and they're bracing for that to really pick up on Tuesday.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (GYIa4)
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Accelerating into Tuesday night Wednesday early morning producing clear democrat winners.... well maybe by Friday afternoon we will learn that democrats crushed the republicans with 724% of registered voters.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (u4CEu)
They're so sparkly!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (FSWTk)
I think it was the eyeliner enhancement.
Posted by: kraken at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (Vr12I)
A wager, perhaps? Possibly with some musical elements.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (bs+z0)
The only way their bullshit could be more effective would be enforced AR feeds in gunpoint made to be used bombardment.
People are just about done tuning in for "Comrade Newsies 27 minutes of hate."
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Lzpvj)
Don't expect these people to give you something better though. Rejoice in killing off the talking heads if you like, but I expect whatever is coming next will be even more insidious and effective.
It won't be long before they're all AI. I think Kari Lake was one of the more successful experiments.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Whoa at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (ECHKg)
Gold, Jerry, gold.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:14 PM (GYIa4)
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LOL
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XnbJC)
She looks like a treasure troll made from Lena Dunham's thigh cellulite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (x0n13)
And molded into the form of Greta Thunberg...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:24 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (ANH3w)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (h2XHm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022
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Get her to visit LeMon's show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (J2vNu)
I agree, I think that would go a long ways toward helping CNN rebuild: admit that the station had gone crazy, admit that it was stupid, admit things were being run poorly, and then show the changes with immediate, and clear differences on screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (ov3uj)
Six days before a huge midterm election and CNN’s highest-rated program can’t even attract 650,000 viewers. Context: Fox News attracting more than 5x the audience in the same timeslot.
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Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (bVYXr)
And, blowjobs beneath the overpass are going to get cheaper, now that those penis-guzzlers will be out of a job. Econ 101, homos...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (x0n13)
Chef's kiss
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:26 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (YV6PJ)
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I think the newscaster is similar to the movie star except that people really did seem to trust the older ones through the 60s. People like Cronkite abused that trust horribly, but I think the trust was there.
However, it created a dynamic that the networks really understood or could actually replicate. What people ended up latching onto after that initial period was the brand, but CBS couldn't change its brand very much. So, in order to explain why CBS was beating ABC or NBC, or whatever the dynamic was at any given time, was attributed to the newsreader. Good newsreaders got ratings. Bad newsreaders got bad ratings.
This atrophied network thinking to the point where they could only think in terms of on air personalities to now where they are throwing tens of millions of dollars at people to buoy relatively small audiences. Networks have no idea what they're doing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
1) "Alias Smith & Jake" They travel the Old West hunting down and killing Neilson Ratings.
2) "Tapp that Ass" A Bravo reality show about exactly what it sounds like
Posted by: 29Victor at November 03, 2022 12:26 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:26 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (24fqN)
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Remember when Adbusters more or less had that message? Back in the before times?
https://youtu.be/FQbW31Fa4SM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 12:26 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Tuna at November 03, 2022 12:26 PM (gLRfa)
Commentary said if Dems suffer as big a rout as predicted the Clintons are going to storm the Party and roust AOC, Bernie, and the rest of the uber liberals.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (jd+Ya)
An un-moderated debate between Tulsi Gabbard and Liz Cheney.
Interview of the ONLY "scientific" expert approved to testify in the Michael Mann / Mark Steyn libel suit: Dr. Abraham Wyner.
Interview (from jail, if necessary) with Catherine Englebrecht, of "True the Vote".
Investigation into the disappearance of ABC Journalist James Gordon Meek.
"True Crime" recap of the unsolved murder of Seth Rich.
A "Stand Up" style presentation by Rosanne Barr (or whatever her surname is now) about cancel culture.
Posted by: Pouncer at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (dRPfu)
Yeah Newsmax is... it was kinda sketchy as a website and its not very right leaning as a news organization. OANN is a bit too rah rah Trump and blind to faults of Republicans but its a better and more reliable news source.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 12:23 PM (ZSsrh)
And that's why I don't watch Newsmax
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: JT at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Catherine
Greta is a devout Scientologist. A true believer. She's nutso.
When she worked at CNN she only hired dykes for her staff.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (oyfLT)
The wife has always said, "Everyone remembers the slut from high school. No one can remember the prudes."
Posted by: bif at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (aiyac)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Ivdso)
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That's OAN's approach. They hire models to read the prompter for most of their programs. Normal news anchors aren't journalists and have no gravitas and they don't pretend otherwise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (kDGvA)
Canadian doctors encouraged to bring up medically assisted death before their patients do
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Patient: Doc, I've had a tummy ache for a couple of days now.
Doctor: Have you considered suicide?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:22 PM (wtvvX)
Pride Month ended? During John McCain's funeral?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (ov3uj)
I don't believe in coinky dinks.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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His family differs. They made it seem like the starvation was only in Ukraine, it wasn't it was also in the rest of Russia. Screen writer was apparently Ukrainian descent. But not well, they feel like they got gipped - his niece wrote a book and the screen play was based on book but seems like they didn't get much in the way of control or satisfaction. Also, they say he didn't met Orwell, nor disguise himself nor see any body carts. Not that there wasn't a epic starvation he just didn't see that. He did see people all over Russia shouting for bread, children with swollen bellies etc.
Posted by: surprise -hollywood bastardized something at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (iHzgl)
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Fox at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (pRgbd)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (6FeV1)
Commentary said if Dems suffer as big a rout as predicted the Clintons are going to storm the Party and roust AOC, Bernie, and the rest of the uber liberals.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (jd+Ya)
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Good luck. The Clintons are old news. The donors run the party now. The Clintons don't have that kind of money.
However, it will lead to open fighting within the Democrat Party which will bleed into the Democratic primary for 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (LvTSG)
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll bet Shep! is gonna be butt-hurt.
Phrasing?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink
The Phrasing doesn't hurt Shep's Butt. The anal monkeypox from the conciliatory gay orgy will be a pain in his ass though.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2022 12:28 PM (d2bW3)
Canadian doctors encouraged to bring up medically assisted death before their patients do
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Patient: Doc, I've had a tummy ache for a couple of days now.
Doctor: Have you considered suicide?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM
Demonicinsanity. (
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (mSy8I)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (yjYHw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ouch! at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (ECHKg)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Liz Cheney 2024! at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (K3TEc)
youtube.com/watch?v=34X-z6e3MYI
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (wtvvX)
Everyone in the media is now checking their palm stones, awaiting Carousel.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (ANH3w)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (jd+Ya)
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Good luck. The Clintons are old news. The donors run the party now. The Clintons don't have that kind of money.
However, it will lead to open fighting within the Democrat Party which will bleed into the Democratic primary for 2024.
1) I have difficulty imagining Hillary storming anything, with the possible exception of Total Wine.
2) I agree that the Dems will be in disarray for at least the next two years. I will enjoy the bloodletting.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: jb at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (MFMP+)
Posted by: Liz Cheney 2024! at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (K3TEc)
*backs up quietly*
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (mSy8I)
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Empty airport lounges hardest hit!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (K3TEc)
Commentary said if Dems suffer as big a rout as predicted the Clintons are going to storm the Party and roust AOC, Bernie, and the rest of the uber liberals.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (jd+Ya)
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Good luck. The Clintons are old news. The donors run the party now. The Clintons don't have that kind of money.
However, it will lead to open fighting within the Democrat Party which will bleed into the Democratic primary for 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster
Isn't that how Billy Jeff got his start 30 years ago? Leading the Democrat Leadership Council to take back the party from the liberal socialist Mondull and Dukakis wing?
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Dr Spank
I now have the image of Jane Fonda hunting Dabney Coleman in the hallways of 9 to 5.
"It's because you're a sexist, egotistical,, lying, hypocritical, bigot."
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Wy1BU)
Now what '40s TV show does this insult?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (yjYHw)
you just gave me an idea as to how CNN could improve their ratings - Don, Jake, and Shep, nyuck nyuck nyuck! Watch them try to paint the studio!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (24fqN)
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Unpopular opinion maybe but this is why I thought The Cable Guy was a really good dark comedy. Remember at the end he said he had to kill "the babysitter"?
Posted by: Augustine at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (BDZWU)
She's a horrible republican. She's a horrible conservative. Based on her values and trustworthiness she's a horrible person.
Can't speak to her mothering skills or how good a wife she is, but she's a garbage person with regard to representing the people who gave her a platform.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (kcWp/)
Posted by: Y5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqqAnjY2Rmo
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (jd+Ya)
Hope it hurts.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (qoLdL)
Posted by: Liz Cheney 2024! at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (K3TEc)
You joke, but I think she'll almost certainly have a job at either CNN or MSNBC very shortly.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (eOEVl)
Way to make Karen feel like a bug. More of this please.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (oyfLT)
@dannydeurbina
CONFIRMED: Robert Francis O’Rourke is not Hispanic 🥴
https://tinyurl.com/y3tvfsy2
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: SHEP at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (yjYHw)
None of 'em.
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (eOEVl)
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I still predict that Biden runs for re-election.
The GOP will have its primary sewn up no later than SC, if not before Iowa (NeverTrump donors will blow 9 figures to beat Trump, but it's all going to fail miserably). The Democrats will be publicly demanding a replacement for Biden for months, through at least Super Tuesday, before they eventually settle on him.
It's going to be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
CNN viewers don't care about information, so "informative" isn't a big deal. CNN viewers actively hate "fun," so that's definitely out.
They are barking up the wrong tree, and need a more audience-focused marketing strategy.
1.) Mornings aren't great to begin with. Their viewers are mostly still sleeping off the wine. Have the anchors drink wine, making it feel socially acceptable to pound wine at 8am. Karen'll love that.
2.) It needs more hate. Not informed hate. Just hate. Maybe put up some photos of DeSantis and have the hosts point at them and scream epithets for ten or fifteen minutes.
3.) It needs more sanctimony. Show Don LeMon and Sloppy Harlot buying a year's supply of corn smuts for their beleaguered yard workers, who live under the shadow of the GOP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (DcKNO)
Well, there's that $2 billion in "charitable donations" to their "Foundation" that they managed to somehow disappear, without any media inquisitiveness as to what actually happened to it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Ivdso)
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That's OAN's approach. They hire models to read the prompter for most of their programs. Normal news anchors aren't journalists and have no gravitas and they don't pretend otherwise.
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Mexican Weather girls on a 2 year contract. Just keep running them through the programs. If they can read the teleprompter in English, and can make a sweater bulge attractively. You'll do much better than you are now. Cable news is basically the weather. It happens every day. it has a seasonality to it. Occasionally its exciting - but all the other channels are talking about the same thing at the same time. So put hot girls on camera for market share. Duh.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (0D6h3)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (4+bFW)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM (eOEVl)
Fox is my bet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2022 12:25 PM (bVYXr)
In better news... Rishi Sunak has re-banned fracking and the UK government is putting up "refugees" from countries which are neither at war nor in turmoil in luxury hotels.
Sure, a recession will suck for the peasants but even they wouldn't be stupid enough to vote Labour.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:20 PM (eGTCV)
Good idea. Take a page from the old time carnies, who knew that every sideshow needs a geek.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (0D6h3)
Canadian doctors encouraged to bring up medically assisted death before their patients do
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Patient: Doc, I've had a tummy ache for a couple of days now.
Doctor: Have you considered suicide?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM
Demonicinsanity. (
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:29 PM (eGTCV)
I might be tempted to respond, "Has Justin Trudeau considered it yet?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqqAnjY2Rmo
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman
love that song. I know it from "The Nice Guys" end credits.
Posted by: Typical Braindead Zero IQ Hollywood Executive Clown at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (DcKNO)
They look like they're angry at each other.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (6FeV1)
Everything he just said was wrong.
Posted by: Luke Skywalker - Jedi Master at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (AiZBA)
I thought we were discussing changes to their current programming.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: rd at November
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Clintons are more than bushwhackers, they are good hunters.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: CNN at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 12:33 PM (DcKNO)
Like an alpaca.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
He should.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:18 PM (wtvvX)
Everyone in the media is now checking their palm stones, awaiting Carousel.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (wBpKf)
And eating plankton from the sea
Posted by: Mehive at November 03, 2022 12:35 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Just reporting at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (YHyeJ)
Posted by: SHEP
A lot of protein in semen. You'll be fine.
Posted by: Biergood at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Z32m1)
Yes, but the problem is that 30 years ago there were still a whole lot of "moderate" dems, they were still a majority in the party. They recognized that radical leftism was a long term loser. Now, all of those people have been driven from the party, and only the hard core Idealogues remain. AOC and JayPal are going to be at the ideological center of the Dem Party after this election, because everyone who isn't in safe hard left seats is going to be wiped out.
And the Dem party nationwide will turn into what it is in Texas and Florida already; something that struggles to get to the 40% mark in any given election.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (eGTCV)
It's like paying a max contract for the holder on extra point kicks.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (wtvvX)
She's a horrible republican. She's a horrible conservative. Based on her values and trustworthiness she's a horrible person.
Can't speak to her mothering skills or how good a wife she is, but she's a garbage person with regard to representing the people who gave her a platform.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 12:32 PM
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it depends on a deer to eat the tasty apple and poop the seeds out some distance away and nobody cared enough to poop liz cheney out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (bVYXr)
youtube.com/watch?v=34X-z6e3MYI
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:30 PM (24fqN)
So you can be Bjorked or you can be Borked...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (ANE70)
If these companies were "freestanding" they would collapse overnight.
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (dpIbY)
Lemon and Shep do a news show while they have screw each other. They switch pitcher and catcher at the breaks and at Draft Kings you can bet on which dirt poker is the poker and which is the pokee.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (u4CEu)
Those who had Chuy winning the "Everyone wants to date me" sweepstakes please proceed to the cashier's windows to collect your winnings.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Y+l9t)
I hate them all.
Posted by: silent at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (CrU4U)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Sure, a recession will suck for the peasants but even they wouldn't be stupid enough to vote Labour.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:34 PM (GYIa4)
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This is going to end with a snap election and Labour taking full control of the UK government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
Rishi Sunak needs to be running a 7-11 somewhere, not a country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (trdmm)
How someone whose only real claim to fame was taking off her clothes on camera and spreading her legs for anyone with a copy of the Communist Manifesto became a "feminist icon" will be a profound mystery to future historians.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (bW8dp)
Biden moves to shore up Dem support In California.
Hahaha
In California.
Hahaha
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Y+l9t)
I think he's in San Diego today...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Head puddi at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (JCybQ)
Hahaha
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Y+l9t)
Considering they're only sending him out to lost causes....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (AMIL/)
Canadian doctors encouraged to bring up medically assisted death before their patients do
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Patient: Doc, I've had a tummy ache for a couple of days now.
Doctor: Have you considered suicide?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM
Demonicinsanity. (
Posted by: That NLurker guy
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Free National Health Care has reached its inevitable final solution.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Who should be in the gorilla suit?
I'd suggest anyone of the View's hosts. I know they are on ABC; but, who else *fits* the suit?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (yjYHw)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (haWye)
To be fair, they didn't let him wear his pink thong while singing show-tunes and doing a Carol Channing imitation.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (mSy8I)
It is my theory that they intend to fire all the high dollar, overpriced hookers. A trained monkey can do their jobs, and crusty old white guy or gay creepy black sex offender isn't exactly a siren for coveted gen Z eyeballs. My guess is that they ultimately end up with cheaper 20 somethings across the board.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (yHsuS)
Rishi Sunak needs to be running a 7-11 somewhere, not a country.
Posted by: Tom Servo
He keeps spending money like that and the UK will be nothing more than a 7-11.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (79Lc6)
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Biden moves to shore up Dem support In California.
Hahaha
In California.
Hahaha
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Y+l9t)
The Ballot Airlift?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
Here's hoping she goes hunting with dear ol' dad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (d2bW3)
I know how to save CNN!!
Stay with me on this, k, Shep Smith, Don Lemon, and.....
LIZ CHENEY!!!!
We'll call it Two Fags and a Hag!! Insight from the sewer!
Make it happen, people!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Wy1BU)
CNN viewers don't care about information, so "informative" isn't a big deal. CNN viewers actively hate "fun," so that's definitely out.
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New management isn't concerned with the typical CNN viewer he's looking for new viewers.
FOX having to tighten up before 2024 election coverage begins 'cause CNN mgt wants to be ready to scalp them.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
You guys with your Rice a Roni... hey, my mother used to be a cheerleader for the Niners. True Fact, Idiot!!! LOOK IT UP
Posted by: FJB at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (6FeV1)
It is my theory that they intend to fire all the high dollar, overpriced hookers. A trained monkey can do their jobs, and crusty old white guy or gay creepy black sex offender isn't exactly a siren for coveted gen Z eyeballs. My guess is that they ultimately end up with cheaper 20 somethings across the board.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (yHsuS)
I'm sure a toothless meth hooker from WV could do a better job.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (24fqN)
If you are gonna have a fag on your show, it needs to be one of the flaming faggots that flits around and says "totes" and "ohmygawd" while someone else plays the normal, straight man role.
Faggots are only good as clown-types, they are comedic supporting cast at best.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (YEL1X)
@RalstonReports
THE EARLY VOTING BLOG IS UPDATED!
Numbers tell the story, and it is not a good one for the Dems:
Clark firewall is low, rural landslide is deep and Washoe is about even.
Dem statewide lead is 1.5 percent, which is a very small margin for error.
Not like recent cycles at all.
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Ralston is a Dem operative analyzing NV turnout through early voting. He's out there saying that this is really bad for Dems and very different from previous years. This is another state, like Florida, priming itself for a massive red wave.
I really think the state polling is going to end up very, very wrong this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
@joncoopertweets
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
And how's YOUR day going?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Rishi Sunak needs to be running a 7-11 somewhere, not a country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (trdmm)
Well, Rishi Sunak is a place-holder PM until the Powers That Be can get a Labour guy or gal in there. Keir Starmer?
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (Rl7KJ)
It will probably last until next week, too.
Posted by: Czech Chick
*tweet* *throws yellow flag*
15 yd penalty for over sharing. Repeat 2nd down.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (79Lc6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (LvT
what I wonder is what happens after that, as the country (and Europe) continues to collapse faster and faster. Because the Left certainly can't fix anything, or grow the economy, or provide energy.
We're hitting the point, all across the world, where Ideology is going to fail, because the Real World is beginning to punch everyone in the mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
You guys with your Rice a Roni... hey, my mother used to be a cheerleader for the Niners. True Fact, Idiot!!! LOOK IT UP
Posted by: FJB at November 03, 2022 12:40 PM (6FeV1)
Um, if you want the "San Francisco Treat" here in San Diego, I suggest you try Hillcrest...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)
Trained monkeys cost money, though. There's the special chow, the vet bills, the salary for the monkey wrangler...
I smell an opportunity for CGI/AI here... and the AI wouldn't really have to be all that intelligent, either. Open source stuff from 4 or 5 generations back would probably be fine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (eJn7u)
15 yd penalty for over-sharing. Repeat 2nd down.
Posted by: rickb223
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This^
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (4/66f)
Depends on which polls people are using.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't want to hope or get too carried away but it does kind of feel like the end of an era lately. An ugly, nasty era that started in the Bush administration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM
It was a 'fabulous' era in the eyes of some, until it's now just same old, same old boring. Shep is proof it's done.
See also: Politics, downstream, culture.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (y3pKJ)
Tom Hardy? Just don't ask him about it. He's touchy.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (24fqN)
New management isn't concerned with the typical CNN viewer he's looking for new viewers.
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Ridiculous. This is blather they're spouting for credulous investors.
CNN will never attract new viewers; their name is shit with everyone but the hard Left, and that won't change.
They want their old viewers back. This is about regaining audience from MSNBC, who they somehow, against all odds, managed to out-clown.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (yHsuS)
He was married to a woman between 1987 and 1993.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (rJ48h)
If my erection lasts for more than four hours, I won't just call my doctor. I'll call everybody.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (bW8dp)
Mrs. DIG was watching some investigative show, Forensic Files, I think, on HLN. Headline News. WTF?
The Weather Channel has anything but weather on it (I miss Christina Abernathy), and only the Lord knows what MTV broadcasts.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (vd8XM)
We're hitting the point, all across the world, where Ideology is going to fail, because the Real World is beginning to punch everyone in the mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (trdmm)
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They need a political outsider to gain power among the people and start taking out the trash. They need their own Trump. Boris Johnson was no Trump. Boris Johnson was Paul Ryan but more quisling.
Outside of that, it's just political chaos as the country sinks further and further.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
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Think they'd have room to put Shep up?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (FVME7)
"Aircraft hanger schnoz? I'm mortified!!!!"
- - Jimmy Durante
"I'm not."
- - Walter Duranty
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (x0n13)
Pikers.
- - Jamie Farr
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
Mere amateurs.
Posted by: Cyrano deBergerac at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (m78jL)
I predict his mental condition deteriorating.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (24fqN)
The Mayor of Assterbridge?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (R1768)
Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Ivdso)
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Who can forget (what the hell was that guy's name? *searches interwebz*) Bernard Shaw and his fellow "Boyz of Baghdad" helping spread Iraqi propaganda and get Americans killed?
/Man, all those stories have been memory-holed & scrubbed -- could only find one, from the NYT of all places ... where the CNN moles proudly exclaimed "We're Using Them, They're Using Us."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (K3TEc)
Depends on which polls people are using.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)
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Rich Baris is very proud of the fact that he got PA exactly right in 2020...you know the year where the totals are obviously fake.
I think Trafalgar is going to be massively off, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (mSy8I)
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Is two days considered "extended"?
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (4/66f)
@joncoopertweets
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
And how's YOUR day going?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Who?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (yHsuS)
@joncoopertweets
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
And how's YOUR day going?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
HA! I just had to log on and reply "Well it's good to hear that some people still speak Truth to Power."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 03, 2022 12:16 PM (fA1xQ)
Nope, he did it.
Q) what is the greatest difference between a Federal Judge and God?
A) God doesn't think he's a Federal Judge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at
Looking forward to all the lefties to applaud the reporters principals and call the judge a fascist tool of an out of control doj fbi. Lololololol. I crack me up.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (38kgG)
This winter Britons will be burning Rishi Sunak in Effigy just to stay warm.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)
"Aircraft hanger schnoz? I'm mortified!!!!"
- - Jimmy Durante
"I'm not."
- - Walter Duranty
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:09 PM (x0n13)
Pikers.
- - Jamie Farr
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
Mere amateurs.
Posted by: Cyrano deBergerac at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (m78jL)
Pinocchio has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (wtvvX)
It will probably last until next week, too.
Posted by: Czech Chick
Go on . . . .
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (R176
Here's a horrific ticket - Cheney/Clinton or Clinton/Cheney as a "unity ticket" for 2024.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (yHsuS)
"Tater was here" is carved in the rafters overhead.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (u4CEu)
Doesn't look like it to me. He's been in less than a week and has already fired most of the execs, including the Head of Thought Police (I forget what her actual title was).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (yHsuS)
But, but, but...he is a sex machine.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (ufFY8)
haha
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (C1Zwz)
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Won't be long. I'm sure he's almost out of the "sitting in the shower crying in a big ol' t-shirt" phase.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (wb1YC)
*Nelson Muntz laugh*
Posted by: democrats, Kidnapping, Raping or Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:36 PM (trdmm)
The Dems will be saved by GOP fecklessness.
Just like the Tories and Labour in the UK. Most people will never consider voting for a different party and the two major ones are mostly shit.
The only hope that we have is that the takeover of the GOP by Americans will stick this time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)
That would be a fun re-watch.
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
Tell your mom to chill out!
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (yZlY6)
It will probably last until next week, too.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (haWye)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (7Q7Ca)
>>I think Trafalgar is going to be massively off, too.
Well both have them have been predicting wins in NV for some time but they don't get much attention.
None of them are going to be right on every poll, it's impossible. Not just because of the cheating but because of the vagaries of trying to poll such large and largely resistant audiences. But they are pretty accurate with trends.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Head puddi at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (JCybQ)
Tom Hardy? Just don't ask him about it. He's touchy.
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:42 PM (24fqN)
Yeah, Miss Lindsey should come out already.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Once. In college.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (7Q7Ca)
It will probably last until next week, too.
Posted by: Czech Chick
Go on . . . .
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (yHsuS)
Hematuria
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I did watch him occasionally when he was on Fox and had that "Bridge of the Enterprise" studio set. I watched him like I like to watch really bad movies: so bad they're entertaining in their own right.
Posted by: Biergood at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)
That would be a fun re-watch.
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
I could watch it on a loop. Also, his getting into a cat-fight on air with O'Reilly. Good times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace
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Can't say that I have, ace.
That's more of a guy thing.
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (4/66f)
so are we slitting our wrists because DOOM! or you think trafalgar is too conservative ironically?
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (Lzpvj)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
And how's YOUR day going?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Sounds like he spent five minutes in the comments at Ars Technica.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (YJwUM)
Is there any evidence of an "election-denier" who tried to get booked on his show but wasn't allowed? "Banning on his CNN programs" sounds a bit like a euphemism for "I can't get any of these people on my show, so I'll make it sound like I don't want them."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (ppBhU)
JonCooper is Biden's campaign manager, I think.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
I've Bundied my share of toilets...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (wtvvX)
- - Jimmy Durante
"I'm not."
- - Walter Duranty
Pikers.
- - Jamie Farr
Mere amateurs.
Posted by: Cyrano deBergerac at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (m78jL)
Pinocchio has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Pffffft.
-The Nose from Sleeper
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (eOEVl)
(They still don't believe he prefers to sip penis)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (5EnGD)
The only hope that we have is that the takeover of the GOP by Americans will stick this time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (GYIa4)
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The GOPe standing for nothing means that an alternate, internal power center is primed to come in and make the party stand for something. Trump actively did that in 2016 and 2020. The GOPe thought they could counter Trump with more nothing in 2022.
The GOPe is dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Ok, you've made your point already, you can stop saying cruel things about CNN for today. Jeez.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:45 PM
If he gets burned will they call it "making shwarma?"
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (qoLdL)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
I shit a piece of pie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayo9PoZgrMU
Posted by: Rick Green at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
No, have you? Heh.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (eJn7u)
Always good to see success in the horde.
I reopened my twitter, but I seldom check it.
I will be buying a blue check if I go active again.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Lzpvj)
The Paul Lynde effect. Nobody wants to watch a whole movie starring him but he's hilarious in the center square.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (us2H3)
Here is someone attempting to explain it as two viral infections
The Novel(ish) Influenza Hypothesis - Rounding the Earth Substack
https://tinyurl.com/5n8sa9x4
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Radical Socialist burrowed deep into Executive Branch Agencies at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (v2708)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
++
Meaning overly optimistic for Republicans or the Red Wave is even bigger than they project?
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (dpIbY)
He only fired the most egregious offenders at the top. Coincidentally most of them challenged his takeover. The people making most of the day Tp day decisions have remained, and he's defending some of the worst, like Yoel. It's all performative.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (mSy8I)
Posted by: ace
Hollywood has its Walk of Fame, but we also enshrine our best...
Posted by: The Streets of San Francisco at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (dNNCD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
And they will re-join the EU, ensuring that no provision exists to leave again.
Bolsonaro refused to have Brazil join the Pandemic Treaty and, boom, Lula wins by a small margin. You will be made to be globalist.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (GYIa4)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
Tell your mom to chill out!
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (yZlY6)
Omg. Mind if I steal that and post it in replies?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (I+ZWa)
Jakey poo is blind in his left eye, I called him out on it in DM.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Lzpvj)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
---
Truth being a defense to slander and libel, I'm not seeing a problem here
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 12:15 PM (kXYt5)
Well, there is such a thing as a hemp necklace...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (R1768)
Sure, a recession will suck for the peasants but even they wouldn't be stupid enough to vote Labour.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland
He's also ignoring the results of the election in Ulster, which resulted in Sinn Fein winning. Except that the Unionists won't compley, and are hoping for a return to direct rule from Britain.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (JTRqZ)
(They still don't believe he prefers to sip penis)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (5EnGD)
Sip? He's guzzled more semen than Kamala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (x0n13)
None of them are going to be right on every poll, it's impossible. Not just because of the cheating but because of the vagaries of trying to poll such large and largely resistant audiences. But they are pretty accurate with trends.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think the polls that got 2020 "right" were wrong in 2020 because they were polling cheating. I think the polls that got 2020 "right" haven't accounted for the changes that have happened in voter integrity measures in key states like AZ, PA, and MI. I think they're having a lot of the same issues finding conservative respondents.
I think Baris' own biases are preventing him from questioning how he could have gotten 2020 "right" at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Ivdso)
Which Bush? I think Bush 1 and Ruby Ridge were a big Red Flag. --- Which I completely ignored.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Z32m1)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
***
He's already having Thanksgiving with his family?
Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
had one that shook the house when I flushed
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (AwYPR)
The WEF is serious about taking over, they are not kidding around. They are playing games with the whole world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:50 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Head puddi at November 03, 2022 12:50 PM (JCybQ)
One of those where it's so big you wish you had a revolver hidden behind the toilet tank, Godfather-style, just in case it should become sentient and go on a rampage?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:50 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2022 12:50 PM (sn5EN)
How about "whiner?"
Posted by: Fluxed And Uncertain gp at November 03, 2022 12:50 PM (24fqN)
The GOPe is dumb.
Ironically, this is the famous Iowahawk skinsuit strategy. It will work. It is working.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 12:50 PM (eOEVl)
so are we slitting our wrists because DOOM! or you think trafalgar is too conservative ironically?
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (Lzpvj)
==========
I have this feeling that the polls are completely missing the size of the red vote this year, undercounting it heavily.
Florida is a key measure on that. Nevada is turning into another.
If pollsters are going to get both FL and Nevada really wrong, are they also going to get PA right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
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What they need is a nice little war to pull their heads out of their asses.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
==
No but I have left the throne with my pants fitting looser.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (yikp0)
Oh there was terrible stuff going on, but I mean an era which the woke stuff took over the establishment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: ace
I had a 16 year old hostess at the restaurant I worked at come get me to show me one that wouldn't flush in the woman's room because it was so large. She wasn't sure what to do.
We busted it up with a wire coat hanger.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (YEL1X)
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (/RDPd)
Only to use the obamas at the pool joke.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: ace
This is a summer camp thing. Especially after about the first two weeks of constipation from fish sticks, saltpeter-laced bug juice and taco lunches.
A big one was referred to as a 10-point doo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (x0n13)
@DanODonnellShow
HOLY S***: Kimberly Zapata, the deputy director of the City of Milwaukee Election Commission has just been fired for committing election fraud by obtaining fake military ballots and sending them to Assembly Elections Committee chairwoman Janel Brandtjen.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (eJn7u)
- Ace
***
Why are you eating MREs?
Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (wb1YC)
The Britons should start cutting down one of England's historical forests for firewood to keep warm. That'll get the attention of the aristocratic sucks right quick.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (eyxn4)
I think Trafalgar is going to be massively off, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
Mentioned this a few days ago, but worth mentioning again. Heard the head of Trafalgar on the radio, he thinks even Trafalgar is undercounting the shy/submerged vote for Republicans
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (fatpD)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:39 PM (yHsuS)
They just need some overweight woman in the front seat of a car screaming the news. Isn't that what makes TikTok successful? Well, that and household cleaner based dinner recipes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
we use to dive bomb when I was a kid
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2022 12:49 PM (wb1YC)
No, Thankscoming.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
++
Meaning overly optimistic for Republicans or the Red Wave is even bigger than they project?
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 12:48 PM (dpIbY)
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Bigger.
I'm not trying to be an outright optimist, or something, but there's something really wrong with the polls that we've always known about that seems to have gotten worse in the past 2 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
I crack myself up.
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Caliban at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (ni2c1)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 03, 2022 12:17 PM (24fqN)
^^^this^^^
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (R1768)
We busted it up with a wire coat hanger.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (YEL1X)
Was Stacey Abrams there that night?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (PiwSw)
We busted it up with a wire coat hanger.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Sorry about that!
Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (FQWHA)
JonCooper wonder retardo is alleging Team Jackass is 4 million ahead on Early voting.
Quite frankly I think if the donks win by cheating this cycle the GOP must either outcheat the fuckers or be abandoned.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (u4CEu)
Actually feeling lighter, sort of like the way you feel at the roller rink after taking off your skates.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
I had a friend (dearly departed, now), who used to take pictures of his 'assterpieces' and send them to friends via the mail - including his hand in front of the shots, for scale.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM
In fairness, guy things are rarely discussed here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (a3Q+t)
NH - Republican
WA - Republican
--------------------
Waaaaaaaaa the world's upside down.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (GYIa4)
the reason I think this time is different is because of what is happening on the State level - state democrat party organizations are collapsing in Florida, in Utah, in Arizona. Already have collapsed in Texas and a few other places. Soon, there will be at least 25 states where there is no point in anyone even filing to run with a D behind their name, and at that point the national calculation changes radically. Democrats will become a party of the 3 west coast states plus Colorado, and New England, NY, and Illinois - and nothing else.
(places like Hawaii and New Mexico are too insignificant to pay much attention to)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (iFTx/)
-
It's a social construct!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (FVME7)
@DanODonnellShow
HOLY S***: Kimberly Zapata, the deputy director of the City of Milwaukee Election Commission has just been fired for committing election fraud by obtaining fake military ballots and sending them to Assembly Elections Committee chairwoman Janel Brandtjen.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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WI is in play.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (to2dd)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLI7S
Silly question, but shouldn’t she be getting something other than fired, like say, arrested?
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (fatpD)
If Madison and Milwaukee have to play straight WI goes red.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (oyfLT)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (AiZBA)
@FreeBeacon
Sunny Hostin: "I read a poll just yesterday that white Republican suburban women are now going to vote Republican. It’s almost like roaches voting for Raid."
https://tinyurl.com/vn7v847k
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (fatpD)
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And I believe it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
check out Urban Dictionary, "Laying Cable".
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (trdmm)
Florida is a key measure on that. Nevada is turning into another.
If pollsters are going to get both FL and Nevada really wrong, are they also going to get PA right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
++
I think we outperform the polls, I'm just not sure the traditional "swing states" are accurate barometers anymore. Florida used to be purple, it seems pretty red now.
10 years ago, if I said a Republican won Florida, Ohio, and Iowa (and by solid margins) and lost states like Wisconsin and PA by less than 1%, would say they won the White House , easy.
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (dpIbY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM
That's literally my county elections this time around. Not a single D on the ballot.
Posted by: Bert G at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (aCgRi)
He's been saying this for a while. Trafalgar has their own polling methodology that seems to use a lot more factors than traditional media polls to try and gauge public sentiment.
One factor he has consistently stated is that many MAGA voters tend to refuse to participate in polls because they have been so demonized they don't want to be publicly identified.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Wally at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (Tz3Yt)
And even worse for the FNM, it used to be that there was a range in leftwing opinion - you could get center/left from CNN, left from the Alphabets and far left from the Times, and extreme left from CounterPunch or the like.
Now its all extreme left all the time.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (ESjRY)
BREAKING: Milwaukee election official FIRED for alleged election fraud.
thepostmillennial.com
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And so it begins.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (iFTx/)
How long you been here? That is SOP at the HQ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (x0n13)
Quite frankly I think if the donks win by cheating this cycle the GOP must either outcheat the fuckers or be abandoned.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Lzpvj)
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Meh. The early voting numbers depend on where they are happening. A bunch in CA means nothing.
But, looking at FL where the GOP is ahead in Miami-Dade while barely behind statewide is not evidence of Democrats on the verge of surprise victories. There's a reason the DNC is spending last minute dollars in districts that were Biden +20.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (LvTSG)
The GOPe is dumb.
---
They had 7 years now to come up with an alternative to Trump.
Their Big Brains settled on ... Liz Cheney.
That's their biggest alternative to Trump right now.
That level of utter, total and complete failure would baffle a worm. They, however, are not that smart. Which is not surprising--not one of them, not one single one, reached their position of power through skill or ability, each were handed it like an inheritance.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
If I understand the system correctly, the voters have no say in who will be candidate from a given party. I don't see how a political outsider can get in short of the voters waking up and rejecting all the existing parties... which will never happen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (GYIa4)
Me: I lose that with one shit.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (AiZBA)
I've lost 4 lbs taking the morning piss after a night of pounding beers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022
***
Yes! Do some CGI with "girls" who look like the young Bjork, the young Sofia Vergara, et al.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (YEL1X)
I make outrageous jokes about the wife's to the kids (boys) about having to beat it back with a stick. Oddly, she is never amused.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Had a friend whose line plugged, he opened the clean-out and saw what he thought was a sweet potato...it wasn't.
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (trdmm)
==========
NM is my dark horse this year. Red legislature and Republican governor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLI7S
Silly question, but shouldn’t she be getting something other than fired, like say, arrested?
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (fatpD)
******
Paging Liz Cheney.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
Saw a sign taped to a stall once - "Don't flush! Calling Guinness Book of World Records". Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (Xrfse)
(places like Hawaii and New Mexico are too insignificant to pay much attention to)
***
This.
I'd also point out that all of these media shake ups and firings aren't happening in a vacuum either. The political landscape has been shifting since 2016 and it's not anywhere through yet.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (wb1YC)
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And so it begins.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
Why were they not ARRESTED? Voter Fraud is ILLEGAL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace
Ever drop one so hard and fast that it leaves the bowl and crosses the P Trap?
Call 'em ghost turds. You know you laid it. You felt it, but you can't find it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (79Lc6)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (mSy8I)
@FreeBeacon
Sunny Hostin: "I read a poll just yesterday that white Republican suburban women are now going to vote Republican. It’s almost like roaches voting for Raid."
https://tinyurl.com/vn7v847k
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2022 12:54 PM (NpAcC)
The projection of "Moonie" Hostin is spectacular. The Left have committed generational genocide against blacks for over 200 years. And she spouts this.
Go with that, tootsie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
She pegged him once. He started divorce proceedings the next day and found the location of all the nearby bathhouses.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Apologia Lapiedra at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
==
Once after ACL surgery and Percocets, I took a 3 dayer and the stick that came out of my ass lifted me off of the toilet seat. I was too scared to call any body.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (u4CEu)
Had a friend whose line plugged, he opened the clean-out and saw what he thought was a sweet potato...it wasn't.
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (AwYPR)
SAVE IT FOR ME!!! I've got an idea!!!
Posted by: Beta O'Dork at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (7Q7Ca)
10 years ago, if I said a Republican won Florida, Ohio, and Iowa (and by solid margins) and lost states like Wisconsin and PA by less than 1%, would say they won the White House , easy.
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (dpIbY)
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I'm not even considering what's a swing state or a battleground state.
Nevada is a blue state, and it's going to go pretty red this year. There's something deeply wrong at the heart of all polling (ALL polling) that hasn't been addressed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
We may be looking at a Singularity, in the strict definition of the word.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
anything in the tuba cannot be assessed
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (us2H3)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
And how's YOUR day going?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Well, that sucks.
There's only one solution. Quit being such a lying commie faggot, and the mean people will leave you alone.
You lying commie faggot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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Nate Cohn admitted this a few days ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2022 12:59 PM (eJn7u)
You aren't photographing them all and compiling a coffee table album for guests to peruse?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 12:59 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Apolonia Lapiedra at November 03, 2022 12:59 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Do you need supplies? I'll gladly overnight some razor blades.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (79Lc6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
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Just tell them to move to Vermont where there are no conservatives to force them into not having abortions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Elon Musk, announced that he will continue enforcing Twitter’s censorship policies surrounding “hate” and “election integrity” at the behest of the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) and NAACP.
“Talked to civil society leaders,” like Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL, and Derrick Johnson, the CEO of the NAACP, Musk explained in a tweet.
“Twitter will continue to combat hate & harasssment & enforce its election integrity policies,” Musk announced.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (lz5hY)
SO yesterday I was asking what happens if the Dems get caught in election fraud in a purple state. The general moron answer was "nothing" so I guess we will see here.
Also, if my general questions are just coming true, "I wonder what happens if we get 60 R Senators from this election?"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Ng43V)
You aren't photographing them all and compiling a coffee table album for guests to peruse?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 12:59 PM (ppBhU)
There is actually a work of "art" at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC called "Merda L'artista." Literally a canned turd with the label on it.
I shit you not (phrasing).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (x0n13)
That's something I thought wouldn't happen in my lifetime.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Bd6X8)
Call 'em ghost turds. You know you laid it. You felt it, but you can't find it.
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A water slug?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ace
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I'm sorry. We don't handle that one.
Posted by: Guinness Book of World Records at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (yikp0)
reddit.com/r/ratemypoo/
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 12:53 PM (eyxn4)
I think that was Ace's covert suggestion to drive traffic over to his favorite site so he can collect data on us.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (yHsuS)
The Disturbing Rise of Amateur Predator-Hunting Stings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9yzvut
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2022 12:59 PM (eJn7u)
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No, we talk about Democrats all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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WI is in play.
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I think we are going to be surprised, and mixed results. The cheating will be epic, and it will drag some monsters over the finish line. There will be republican gains because they can't overcome all the real votes.
They've had time to prepare. Don't get too excited.
Posted by: pragmatically speaking at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (/eWjC)
So far this morning, I've been called a f*cking moron, a commie, a traitor, a lying scumbag, an asshole, an idiot (3 times!), a faggot, a socialist, a fascist (twice!), a paid DNC shill, a misogynist, a creep, and a Russian bot.
And how's YOUR day going?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Filed under "truth hurts...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Most threads meet a bad end.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (JTRqZ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (v2708)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (DcKNO)
I am confident that we win the actual election under traditional American election rules.
We will know the fix is in if 70% of all American precincts experience the same busted pipes within an hour of each other.
The left it seems is willing to dare the right to be angry-we'll see.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 01:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (Ivdso)
anything in the tuba cannot be assessed
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 12:58 PM (us2H3)
Stroke or Autocucumber?
Are you OK?
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (Z32m1)
A polling error could help Democrats gain Senate seats
So what would the election results look like if Democrats did 5.4 points better than the FiveThirtyEight forecast currently predicts in every Senate race and 6.3 points better in every House race? In this scenario, it would be Democrats who win 54 Senate seats — the ones in which they are currently favored plus Georgia, Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio and Wisconsin.
And in the House, Democrats would win 227 seats, while Republicans would win 208. In other words, Democrats would gain seats in the lower chamber, something the president’s party has done only twice since World War II. Those gains would include light-red seats like New York’s 1st and Ohio’s 13th.4 Some endangered Democratic incumbents (like Reps. Tom Malinowski and Tom O’Halleran) would also keep their seats.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (juYaj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (mSy8I)
so he can collect data on us.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Hell, Ace. I'm a Moron. Just ask.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (79Lc6)
@SharylAttkisson
China rolls out first 'inhalable' Covid vaccine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tofer732
This behavior will continue until the consequences involve a cigarette, a wall, and a blindfold.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (Ivdso)
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Stimulants make you poop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The GOPe at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (lq/T9)
They've had time to prepare. Don't get too excited.
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Would be my best guess. But there should also be some races where they didn't think they needed to cheat and are caught by surprise.
Expect a red wave, but will be tempered a bit by a blue cheat.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Clog-ness Monster
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (44ww/)
https://tinyurl.com/mw7nvc3j
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
(They still don't believe he prefers to sip penis)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (5EnGD)
They would be but their Governors killed them during the pandemic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)
He described himself pretty well in his Tweet. A Dem operative.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM
Have you ever told her she's much prettier when she smiles?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ESjRY)
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Not happening. Sorry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2022
***
Don't stop 'em. They're flushing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (J2vNu)
The Disturbing Rise of Amateur Predator-Hunting Stings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9yzvut
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (BRHaw)
Yes. Very disturbing. Those bastards.
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Tz3Yt)
So Gab remains the only free speech platform.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (YEL1X)
A polling error could help Democrats gain Senate seats ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (juYaj)
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Fascinating failure to understand causality. A "polling error" would *cause* a gain, nor would it likely *help* with the fain.
A polling error just means that the poll was wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Srsly?
I can't touch a cold Starbucks Caramel Coffee drink without my ass acting like a Wagner Power Painter.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (79Lc6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Ng43V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 12:47 PM (LvTSG)
TJM Johnson is right!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (GYIa4)
All they want is some ratings now
And I behave like a proper cow
Give up rimjobs, you stupid sow!!!
But, I'm a Gnarly Gutterslut!
Like Anne Hathaway, a maiden fair
With wangs in every hole everywhere
That's what makes my viewers stare
Cuz I'm a Gnaaarrrly Gutterslut.
Gutterslut
glutterslut
Gut-ter-slut
Posted by: My Gnarly Gutterslut: A Story of CNN's Failed Rehabilitation, The Musical at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (KLPy8)
The last time Republicans controlled congress like that all we got was a tax cut and a huge expansion to medicare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)
And what type of woman would I be dating if I looked like Brad Pitt?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
No, but probably the most comprehensive.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (YJwUM)
-googles-
oh, Skillet guy spells it John.
No idea who Jon is.
Posted by: ptschett at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (32eGV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (FVME7)
https://tinyurl.com/mw7nvc3j
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM
I blow a load in my pants every day! And twice if I have too much ice cream!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (juYaj)
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You will only get a 50% increase in federal government and not the 100% the Dem minority wanted.
You're welcome!
- GOPe
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 03, 2022 01:05 PM (sX1BW)
Didn't he design the Mini?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Bd6X8
I hear that's what the ladies call his junk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:05 PM (7Q7Ca)
That's something I thought wouldn't happen in my lifetime.
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Remember Bush won NM in 2000.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 01:05 PM (5EnGD)
Makes the Turtle's job that much harder
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (lz5hY)
Didn't he design the Mini?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Bd6X
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He never did anything remotely constructive in his entire life.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (Z32m1)
>>The left it seems is willing to dare the right to be angry-we'll see.
Well yeah, their street army rioted for a year burning down cities and murdering people and they walked away scot free, some grand mothers milled around inside the capital and have been rotting away in The Black Hole of DC for over a year.
So, they do not fear us one iota.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (5jGJ9)
Who is Jon Cooper?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)
Never heard of him. Some lying commie faggot, apparently.
Make sure to drop by and say hello.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)
Think he used to coach Ohio State football
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (fatpD)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (ANE70)
If so, can we also agree that they can gundeck the polls?
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (/RDPd)
The right can riot by shrugging.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ptqGC)
@SharylAttkisson
China rolls out first 'inhalable' Covid vaccine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
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That specifically? No. That Red China would have some new wonder cure for COVID that would roll out shortly after the 20th CCP Congress? Yes.
China's "Zero COVID" policy and associated continuous testing regime is destroying that country's economy and causing tremendous social friction and anti-government sentiment. The CCP, like all authoritarian governments, can never - EVER - be wrong about anything. There is no way to wind it down without declaring victory, and no way to declare victory without a deus ex machina.
The "inhalable vaccine" - whatever it actually is (my guess is that it's nothing, just some benign vapor) - is that deus ex machina. Everyone gets it, then they stop testing, then COVID is beaten, then the "Zero COVID" regime winds down gracefully. Anyone who gets COVID from that point forward had a cold or the flu. The control measures convert to non-health purposes, and the control mechanism (apps and tracking) will be rebranded.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (DU+/6)
Their Big Brains settled on ... Liz Cheney.[ . . . ]
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 12:56 PM (5EnGD)
Spain, the richest, most powerful empire for the Age of exploration, spent a century trying to set up cannon foundries in Spain, and failed.
The reasons were varied, but they all came down to being unwilling to make changes culturally and politically to allow such an industry to succeed. All in all they didn't need it since they were rich enough to buy the cannon, but eventually they were at war with the best manufacturers' countries.
I think this is the main problem the Dems have.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: The Five Thirty-Eight at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (VRYc2)
Posted by: State Dept. of Electric Snow Plow Towing at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (L90GB)
Correct, only in America can we spend 100 times the money on elections and increase the counting time 7 fold.
"Winning!"//Donks
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (CaJIi)
Makes the Turtle's job that much harder
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)
Mc Connell will have to deal with about 6-8 new Republican senators that owe him nothing but scorn.
"Fuck me? No, FUCK YOU!"
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Z32m1)
IIRC, it's a state that R won on election day voting but that was swamped by the massive mail in fraud.
I don't think they have no restriction mail in ballots this time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (5EnGD)
There is actually a work of "art" at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC called "Merda L'artista." Literally a canned turd with the label on it.
I shit you not (phrasing).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM
When I was in art school I learned of that. "Everything an artist does is art" was what I was told. I thought otherwise.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Ng43V)
Didn't he design the Mini?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Bd6X8
I hear that's what the ladies call his junk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:05 PM (7Q7Ca)
Umm...he's not into the ladies, if you get my drift.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gaystapo at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (juYaj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 03, 2022
***
Susan Lucci hawking exercise equipment on QVC some years ago was very invigorating to watch. But then, she's Susan Lucci.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (J2vNu)
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Finally, I can do some good.
- Mitt Romney
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (sX1BW)
If CNN wants a sharps ratings increase, take off all of their "talent" and replace with nude, midget mud wrestling. It will be a barn burner!
Posted by: Cheri at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (oiNtH)
@johnrich
It's not Nov 8th that has me worried, it's Nov 9th.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ptqGC
Agreed, when you tell your followers that Republicans winning will be the end of democracy, how do you think some of them will react?
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (fatpD)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 01:06 PM
Begun the THE Ohio State wars have.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)
This is the Netflix way: borrow the title of the work, produce something vaguely on the same subject matter that bears almost no resemblance to the original work. The Haunting of Hill House being another execrable example.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (fatpD)
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Burn down Portland and Baltimore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
Fascinating failure to understand causality. A "polling error" would *cause* a gain, nor would it likely *help* with the fain.
A polling error just means that the poll was wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)
the thing that jumped out at me is that they could have written that article, word for word, about any election ever held in this country which had polling data available. It's kind of like writing "what if they sky suddenly turned green all at once? Would that be amazing or what?"
I take it mainly as handholding for those who are starting to cry.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 01:10 PM (trdmm)
We have had inhalable / nasal spray flu vaccines for years.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 01:10 PM (Z32m1)
Mc Connell will have to deal with about 6-8 new Republican senators that owe him nothing but scorn.
"Fuck me? No, FUCK YOU!"
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Z32m1)
Oh no, sir. I insist! Fuck YOU!.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:10 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 03, 2022 01:11 PM (UNQS9)
Umm...he's not into the ladies, if you get my drift.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
Well, one thing leads to another, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:11 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
++++
What about "ladies" with a little somethin' extra?
Posted by: Atomic Tranny Dog Boy at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (DU+/6)
Spain, the richest, most powerful empire for the Age of exploration, spent a century trying to set up cannon foundries in Spain, and failed.
The reasons were varied, but they all came down to being unwilling to make changes culturally and politically to allow such an industry to succeed. All in all they didn't need it since they were rich enough to buy the cannon, but eventually they were at war with the best manufacturers' countries.
I think this is the main problem the Dems have.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM
So...this is an allegory for Dems losing male voters, refusing to address their concerns to bring them back, and failing in their effort to spend their way out of the problem by using transgenderism to turn women into men?
Posted by: History Moron at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (juYaj)
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Lucci!
Posted by: Victoria Chase at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Heart of Stone at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 01:04 PM (FVME7)
I would watch a screen rendition of A Rifleman Went to War, unless they gayed it up a bunch. Not interested in any peacenik stuff. I may be off base in my understanding of AQOTWF.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (yHsuS)
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Can't happen. Even if we win all the red states and take those within 5 in blue.
It'll take some governor flips and resignation/ death to get us there this round.
But, it's a very distinct possibility in 2024.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ppBhU)
Commentary said if Dems suffer as big a rout as predicted the Clintons are going to storm the Party and roust AOC, Bernie, and the rest of the uber liberals.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 12:27 PM (jd+Ya)
Storm them with what or who? The Clintons always had short coat tails, their staffers already have their own spots and are near retirement. Their clout is near zero and the zealots aren't going to let utter defeat change their minds on anything.
I don't see the old corrupt wing making a comeback just because they don't have the numbers in the trenches. They are all the woke, or Antifa now.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (eoQWY)
Greg Price @greg_price11 -1h
Fetterman: "I think that anyone who ever plays football in high school was, you know, at kind of a trade out kind of football camp and there wasn't any interest I have come play here."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (u4CEu)
Fetterman: "I think that anyone who ever plays football in high school was, you know, at kind of a trade out kind of football camp and there wasn't any interest I have come play here."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ptqGC)
You're a bigot and handishamer for posting that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (7Q7Ca)
Only in the DNC is a stroke a career enhancer...
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (Lzpvj)
If CNN wants a sharps ratings increase, take off all of their "talent" and replace with nude, midget mud wrestling. It will be a barn burner!
Posted by: Cheri at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (oiNtH)
Didn't CNN show NWA Wrestling reruns in the midnight hours, or was that the other Ted Turner channel WTBS?
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (Z32m1)
2024 will be a much different story, however.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (2xlV3)
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Lucci!
Posted by: Victoria Chase at November 03, 2022
***
Ha! A very funny series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (YEL1X)
NO WIRE HANGERS! -- Joan Crawford
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (GYIa4)
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They do have money and power. But does seem like you need zealots in today's party and agree they lack on that front.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ptqGC)
Dude is like half a second away from being the "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" copypasta.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (2xlV3)
Melania Trump used to sell her jewelry line there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
@disclosetv · 1m
NOW - South Korea's Defense Minister: "Any nuclear attack by North Korea will lead to the end of the Kim Jong-un regime. This is a strong warning against the DPRK."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Cheri at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (oiNtH)
Fetterman: "I think that anyone who ever plays football in high school was, you know, at kind of a trade out kind of football camp and there wasn't any interest I have come play here."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ptqGC
Fuck.
I knew this day would come. I'm out of brain to eat. I'm going to have to punch this tentacle through the braincase and sinus, and just run the tongue myself.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (oINRc)
>>2024 will be a much different story, however.
There may be a nuclear exchange or we may run out of fuel by then so the GOP can rule over the smoking ruin.
Yay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (5jGJ9)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Not too many straight guys know who she is. After all, it's not like she was on General Hospital.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Shep Old Sport at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (R3f+0)
I've been around long enough to remember when Shep was giving BJ's to low level staffers for info.
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (+oR7L)
That type of gibberish was allegedly used by the NSA to drive Paul Bennowitz insane.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ptqGC
Agreed, when you tell your followers that Republicans winning will be the end of democracy, how do you think some of them will react?
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 03, 2022 01:09 PM (fatpD)
I'm only worried that I wouldn't be "first" around here to bag a commie. There are no worries here. For urban/suburban types, keep your heads on a swivel and carry if you can.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
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Yes. At work. I took the polaroid in there and snapped a picture that I hung on the picture wall. I was a college idiot at the time and I thought it uproariously funny.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (flINI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: History Moron at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (juYaj)
Nah, I think this is the leadership and political philosophy problem. They could buy their way to success so they could neglect their appeal to everyone but studies majors, SEIU members and cat-ladies and they could rake off the difference and make bank on position.
Any candidate that offered a different view was smothered since that would upset the donors, and anyone new and forceful with the right view would demand a cut as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (xhaym)
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Seems reasonable.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM
It means two years of failure theater and 2024 election campaigning. "We can't reliably overcome the filibuster with a bare minimum 60 votes, but if you donate $20 to the RNC senatorial campaign chest, we can blah blah blah..."
Posted by: Grimmy at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (juYaj)
>>Very breaking news.
I love how everyone's just cavalierly throwing around nuclear exchange talk now, like it's no biggie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (5jGJ9)
2024 will be a much different story, however.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 01:14 PM (trdmm)
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The GOP gets 54 Senate seats in 2022, 60 is very possible in 2024. It'll take finally knocking out Manchin, Tester, and Brown, but it's possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 01:12 PM (yHsuS)
You'll want A Rifleman Went to War.
You'll get Pete Buttiegieg Pranced to the Picnic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 01:17 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 01:17 PM (yikp0)
something something skinsuit something something demand respect
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 03, 2022 01:17 PM (iliB/)
Posted by: jwest at November 03, 2022 01:17 PM (/BlEx)
Ace of Spades HQs
Come for the political analysis and bewbs, stay for the scatology.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 01:17 PM (anj39)
I would much rather be in charge of the recovering America than the one wrecking it to crash it.
Also, one positive from collapse would be several less powerful nations here with less ability to be wholesale evil on an extinction level event scale.
Posted by: sven at November 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Lzpvj)
The dude looks like he's prepping for a session of Vampire: The Masquerade. Or like he just came from an audition for a stage version of Interview with the Vampire.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 01:18 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 01:18 PM (lf83v)
Didn't he design the Mini?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at
Isn't he the coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 01:19 PM (eGTCV)
SO yesterday I was asking what happens if the Dems get caught in election fraud in a purple state. The general moron answer was "nothing" so I guess we will see here.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ESjRY)
This used to be routine in Wisconsin. At least in this case the votes are expunged. A baby step, and I would like to see Wisconsin prosecute her.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2022 01:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Yes. My 5 year old is constantly doing this. That kid has dropped a couple of cloggers.
Posted by: portlandon at November 03, 2022 01:19 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)
I think both Manchin and Romney retire in 2024. Their actions this year tell me they both know that they've worn out their welcome.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 01:19 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2022 01:19 PM (wscPk)
Republicans have to have a 53 majority in the senate to counterbalance the cross aisle whores Romney and his ilk.
Posted by: portlandon at November 03, 2022 01:21 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 12:46 PM (C1Zwz)
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You mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XCtOZ9ZIN8
Posted by: Augustine at November 03, 2022 01:21 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2022 12:41 PM (Rl7KJ)
With all the Jew-hate in the Labour Party, he oughta change his last name to "Sturmer".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 01:22 PM (M6N6H)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ptqGC
By some fluke and this walking disaster of a sick man get elected, I guess the good news would be that he might be one of the more coherent members in the Senate.
Posted by: Cheri at November 03, 2022 01:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)
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They should break 60 pretty easily. They have almost zero chance of losing any of their seats that are up, and they are exposed pretty bad on 10-11 of them. Especially if they lose a few more governorships this year.
Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2022 01:24 PM (xWZcb)
- - Day Two of J6 Hearings Losing to "Young Sheldon" rerun
I read that as "Bonk-Bonk Pussy Galore". Which would get much better ratings than J6 or Young Sheldon.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2022 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Fired? She needs to be stood before a stone wall, and fired at.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 01:30 PM (M6N6H)
I knew this day would come. I'm out of brain to eat. I'm going to have to punch this tentacle through the braincase and sinus, and just run the tongue myself.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at November 03, 2022 01:15 PM (oINRc)
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hhhahahahha I love this place.
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Posted by: Tom at November 03, 2022 02:03 PM (AvwDQ)
- - Jimmy Durante
"I'm not."
- - Walter Duranty
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