Nancy Pelosi's Home Broken Into, Husband Attacked by Thug with a Hammer LOCAL JOURNALIST: LEFTWING ANTIWAR ATTACKER; STORY IS ABOUT TO VANISH SO GET LAST COMMENTS IN QUICK

Nancy Pelosi's Home Broken Into, Husband Attacked by Thug with a Hammer
LOCAL JOURNALIST: LEFTWING ANTIWAR ATTACKER; STORY IS ABOUT TO VANISH SO GET LAST COMMENTS IN QUICK

Update: He's a leftwing hemp jeweler and anti-war protester who once took part in some nudist anti-war protest in the Castro district.

Reported by multiple accounts. Karol Markowicz confirms the name as David Wayne DePape but not the further details.

Joe Eskenazi, of Mission Local, tweeted, "My sources also name the suspect in this morning's hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley. He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester. Things appear set to be bizarre for a while."
A 2013 article in the San Francisco Chronicle mentions Depape, although his name is spelled wrong. It describes him as a "hemp jewelry maker." That article reported that Depape was the best man at the naked wedding of Gypsy Taub.

Joe Eskenazi
@EskSF
My sources also name the suspect in this morning's hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley.
He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester.
Things appear set to be bizarre for a while.

Joe Eskenazi writes for a local paper called Mission Local Now or ML Now.

This article is about the naked nuptials that David DePape was reportedly the best man at.

I don't know about you, but all this screams "Mega MAGA Extremist" to me.

Paul Pelosi is actually undergoing brain surgery, so he's not as fine as initial reports claimed.

NBC Bay Area
@nbcbayarea

#BREAKING UPDATE: A hospital source tells NBC Bay Area's Investigative Unit that Paul Pelosi is undergoing brain surgery after he was attacked with a hammer at his San Francisco home.

CNN has an *anonymous* source to tamp down on such speculations about the intruder being invited in:

The assailant who attacked Paul Pelosi was searching for the speaker of the House, according to a source briefed on the attack. The intruder confronted the speaker's husband in their San Francisco home shouting "Where is Nancy, where is Nancy?" according to the source.

Flashback: Nancy Pelosi's home was previously vandalized -- by leftwingers, angry she had not yet delivered on a promise to send $2,000 covid checks.

***

CNN:

Paul Pelosi, the husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, was attacked with a hammer at the couple's home in San Francisco by a male assailant early Friday morning, law enforcement sources tell CNN.
Pelosi, 82, is expected to make a full recovery, the Democratic speaker's office said in a statement.
Drew Hammill, a spokesman for Nancy Pelosi, said the assailant is in custody and a motive is being investigated.

LOL, now they're interested in the criminal's motive -- hoping it's a "Mega MAGA Republican."

Remember that CNN blew off the motivation of Bret Kavanaugh's would-be assassin? Or, of course, James Hodgkinson III.

And, of course:

15 Larry, we literally just had a trial of a guy mowing down 50+ people at a parade because of the leftist media radicalizing him!
You hack.
Posted by: Axeman

That was barely covered by the media, and of course they did not delve into his motivation at all. He didn't Cross State Lines, so it was hardly even a crime.

Former law professor and current conspiracy theorist crank Lawrence Tribe seized on Pelosi's and CNN's suggestion about "motive" and immediately put out the word -- this horrible attack on Jussie Smollett, I mean Paul Pelosi, was inspired by a Climate of Right-Wing Hate.

Based on literally nothing!

No "misinformation warning"! (Yes I know Elon Musk is the new sheriff in town but the left routinely traffics in this sort of "dangerous disinformation" and is literally never slapped with a banning or even a caution about it.)

The attacker has already been caught. They already know it's a homeless skel looking for crack money. But they're pretending their might be a political motive behind it -- dividing the country, inciting violence against Republicans -- to see if they can get a #RepublicanHateKills hashtag trending on Twitter.

Arrest them. Arrest the whole Pelosi family. As Noted Legal Moron Chris Cuomo said, it is fundamental Constitutional Law that you can't use "fighting words." Chaplinski Rule, bitch! Look it up. (I didn't!)

Vernon Jones
@VernonForGA
@SpeakerPelosi’s husband, Paul, 'violently assaulted' in home invasion, spokesman said.
Hell, I'm shocked they called the police and not a social worker instead.

Update: Obviously, the below speculation -- or "Russian Disinformation" -- now seems incorrect as further facts have emerged.

Joking aside -- the Pelosi's mansion looks pretty robust.

Pretty sure they have sturdy locks on their doors.

How did this guy get inside? Was he invited inside, for purposes of a business transaction?

Is he a pimp? Is he a drug dealer? Is this a case of a business exchange gone wrong?

Hey Christine Pelosi -- do you think that David DePape was right?

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

Comments

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1 First!!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:00 PM (Y+l9t)

2 To quote JohnE:

'If you look very closely at the bruises, you can see the impression of a tiny fist...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 12:01 PM (CwQXo)

3 I've got an alibi.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:01 PM (s+FHf)

4 Hi Ace.
Don't know whether to be happy or sad that I was first.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (Y+l9t)

5
Sounds like a pimp trying to get paid on services rendered.

Posted by: portlandon at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (+oR7L)

6 >>>To quote JohnE:
'If you look very closely at the bruises, you can see the impression of a tiny fist...'

what's that from? sounds funny and slightly familiar.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (C1Zwz)

7 It is someone known to them. Friend? Relative?

Posted by: Ann at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (6zqMF)

8 State Propaganda. Just State Propaganda.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (krQz2)

9 oooh...and Rand Paul brings the passive-aggressive snark.

Love it! and the memes

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2022 12:03 PM (dCxaZ)

10 >>>Don't know whether to be happy or sad that I was first.

oh i thought you meant happy or sad about the attack.

I was definitely sad. So sad you guys, you don't even want to know.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:03 PM (C1Zwz)

11 The FBI has been called in and they say it was a "targeted" attack .. False flag

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:03 PM (bs+z0)

12 Didn't Paul Pelosi wreck his Porsche because he was hammered then, as well?

Vast Estwing Hammerspiracy, I tellya!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 12:03 PM (e6UQI)

13 Choosy hammerphiles around the world always ask for the finest: Estwing hammers, forged right here in Shithole USA. Check out the full Estwing line of blunt and edged implements at your hardware store today!

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:04 PM (24fqN)

14 Birth of the Mega MAGA Mugger!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2022 12:04 PM (v2/wx)

15 Larry, we literally just had a trial of a guy mowing down 50+ people at a parade because of the leftist media radicalizing him!

You hack.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2022 12:04 PM (krQz2)

16 Paul Pelosi should have learned to not get hammered after his last DUI. Some people never learn. 😐

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:04 PM (TbpGr)

17 No way someone could just break in and aimlessly beat an old man with a hammer. Was anything stolen? Money taken out of the safe? If not then the person was known and let into the house. Drug deal, prostitute (male, being SF) that went sideways. But not some rando hobo break in.

Posted by: megthered at October 28, 2022 12:04 PM (NpOuz)

18 What we need are some commonsense hammer safety laws.

They also need to close the hammer show loophole.

Posted by: Furious George at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM (gf7Ez)

19 "LOL, now they're interested in the criminal's motive -- hoping it's a "Mega MAGA Republican."

He had an ice cream fetish and knew the Pelosi's had a good stash.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM (TbpGr)

20 BREAKING:

"In an eleventh hour effort to salvage the PA Senate Race for the demorats, DNC recruits Paul Pelosi, our august Speaker's ~~lapdog~~ husband, to replace Jon Fetterdouche."

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM (dCxaZ)

21 What MAGA will be charged I wonder

Or a dozen Eff Bee Eye raids comming

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM (qhVqV)

22 I hope the assailant is released without bail. It's only fair.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM (S9NBt)

23 Rand was class, there.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM (krQz2)

24 It was Elon!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (EGSGm)

25 It was Mrs. Peacock, in the conservatory, with a hammer.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (yHsuS)

26 That homeless skel once walked past a house flying the confederate battle flag.

CASE. CLOSED.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (eyxn4)

27 Was it ever verified that the “woman” in his wreck was actually a woman?

Posted by: EveR at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (MUpk6)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

29 The far right has normalized the use of violence?

Let's rewind the tape to the summer of 2020.

...against even the families of their opponents?

Let's review footage of Kavanaugh's house last spring.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (lTGtQ)

30 As we comment the FBI is furiously building a fake Extreme Mega Maga social media background on the perp.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (4+bFW)

31 No way someone could just break in and aimlessly beat an old man with a hammer.

The Knockout Game is so 2019.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (dCxaZ)

32 Daughter Pelosi is just sad that good old Dad and Mom weren't both home and that she couldn't dip her toes in some of that "generational wealth" the Democrats crow about.

Posted by: Scott_T at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (2waQ7)

33 Nancy is also incompetent in getting her husband knocked off. What a boob.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (sI15f)

34 Sounds like a pimp trying to get paid on services rendered.
Posted by: portlandon at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (+oR7L)
------

My guess is the assailant was a hooker or her pimp.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (vtRx2)

35 12/13

Proof (as if needed?) of a Vast Estwing Hammerspiracy! Q.E.D!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (e6UQI)

36
They love to be victims so much they have to pretend.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (j4U/Z)

37 In the immortal words of some dude 20 years ago or thereabouts.

I feel nothing for Paul Pelosi, f**k 'em.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (GgS0l)

38 Bang Bang Crackheads hammer comes down on his head.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)

39 "The far right has normalized the use of violence even against the families of public officials with whom somebody might..."

BLM called. They said "hey".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (TbpGr)

40 Ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:07 PM (XvPQV)

41 What was the other drug he was under the influence of?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (s+FHf)

42 The assailant's motivation may never be known.

That's the story if it's random criminal activity and they can't spin it to be "right wing extremists."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (BFigT)

43 16

Golf clap

Posted by: Tobekiwi at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (oMoOZ)

44 I smell a rat. The "assailant" clearly isn't MAGA or that would have been the first thing they reported. But I think there's more to it than that. I'll bet you dollars to donuts this is a domestic dispute. They aren't even reporting the sex of the attacker. Nancy wasn't in SF at the time. My money is on some kind of drug or sex deal gone wrong. Anyone wanna take that action?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

45 Police are searching for a possible accomplice:
tinyurl.com/32kp4z6m

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (24fqN)

46 Remember when the unhinged left wished Rand Paul's neighbor had "finished the job" and killed him? And how they wished Steve Scalise would die from his gunshot wounds?

I can't help but wonder if Paul Pelosi's attacker had a connection to the woman who was supposedly in Pelosi's car when he had the DUI.

We will probably never know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

47 Can't be MAGA.

MAGA would have used a full-auto nail gun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (xLqhd)

48 >>> Former law professor and current conspiracy theorist crank Lawrence Tribe seized on Pelosi's and CNN's suggestion about "motive" and immediately put out the word -- this horrible attack on Jussie Smollett, I mean Paul Pelosi, was inspired by a Climate of Right-Wing Hate.

>>>Based on literally nothing!

Well it IS MAGA country.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (yHsuS)

49 COMMON SENSE HAMMER CONTROL NOW!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Crickets from the media regarding the Marco Rubio canvasser.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (NpAcC)

51 I must have my privacy, you wingnuts!

Posted by: Nanzy at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (Xrfse)

52 I suppose Rand Paul's heart is in the right place, but I would have tweeted "HIT HIM AGAIN!"

Because that's how I roll.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (AW0uW)

53 Lawrence Tribe just normalized the use of violence.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (s+FHf)

54 50 Crickets from the media regarding the Marco Rubio canvasser.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (NpAcC)

They doxed the poor guy and said he is a white supremacist

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (bs+z0)

55 It was a silver hammer, and we have a guy named Maxwell. What more can we do at this time?

Some SFPD Inspector and Beatles Fanboy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (lz5hY)

56 Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

*****

You very well could be right.

It could be just a homeless drug addict getting caught during a burglary.

But it could be a sex/drug thing gone bad.

Posted by: EFG at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (Ae67h)

57
Future NY Post Headline:

Pelosi Hammered Again

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (y3pKJ)

58 Wasn't me.

Posted by: Thor Odinson at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (48d9R)

59 What fucking country does Laurence Tribe fucking live in? Actually, a better question is - what fucking planet does he live on? "The far right has normalized the use of violence..."?????? WTF.

People like him should pay a price for lying like that. A really, really serious price.

Motherfucking Democrat.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (S9NBt)

60 You're telling me that the house of the speaker has no security, and that someone could just break in? Tell me another.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (lTGtQ)

61 Authorities say suspect was triggered by this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=awktDTuuGlg

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (24fqN)

62 Did they need a high profile target for a pre-election sympathy vote and Nan volunteered Paul to Save Democracy?

Posted by: EveR at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (MUpk6)

63 Bret Kavanaugh could not be reached for comment regarding the climate of hate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)

64 >>>You very well could be right.

I should have included this possibility in the post

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (C1Zwz)

65 So how soon before this is all memory-holed because the attacker clearly isn't MAGA and I suspect the real motivation for the attack is embarrassing to Pelosi?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

66 Whatever SFPD reports will likely be a lie to cover for Pelosi.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (rJ48h)

67 I guess kneeling to blm antifa didn't help. Bitch will probably legislate herself secret service

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (Zzbjj)

68 The alphabets are firing up their 'inside sources say' machines:

@BNONews 6m

Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (IyrhE)

69 Yeah in San Fran the money is always on a homeless psycho

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (yezA1)

70 At least Pelosi wasn't hammered behind the wheel this time.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

71 Hodgkinson
Micah Jonhson
Amy Bishop
etc etc

but I heard today the DC-GITMO judge put the guy who got in a fight with Fanone in jail forever.

Got to free these political prisoners

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (MLrvz)

72 The Associated Press reported Pelosi was severely beaten with a hammer and suffered blunt force injuries. He was taken to a nearby hospital and was "expected to make a full recovery," Hamill said.
---------------------------------------

How does someone beat an 82 year old man with a hammer and not kill him?

Was it a lovers quarrel?
-------------------

Wait a minute; the AP said he was expected to make a full recovery. They have changed their expectations?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (/jZjK)

73 One reason I think it could be just a simply burglary gone bad is that house has no gates or fences, unlike a lot of the ultra rich abodes.

Posted by: EFG at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (Ae67h)

74 I actually wish it were some right-wing fanatic since that would show some ability, but the odds are great it is either a leftist disenchanted with lack of progress on Medicare for All, or a routine criminal idolized by the Pelosi ilk. If the odds hold, the story disappears in a few hours.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (nMx88)

75 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM (IyrhE)

And so it begins as they say

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (bs+z0)

76 Retro Coast
@RetroCoast
What really happened to Paul Pelosi?

The Pelosi home is surrounded by bodyguards 24/7 from the Califoria Highway Patrol, the Secret Service, and the San Francisco Police Department.

It is not credible that "someone broke in" and attacked Paul. Domestic violence? Family feud?
6:39 AM · Oct 28, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (MFZ8i)

77 The fact that they know who did it and haven't released anything about the perpetrator tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (Y+l9t)

78 >>>How does someone beat an 82 year old man with a hammer and not kill him?

that's a very good question.

Did he pay to get beat up? Is this a Gay Beat-Up Club thing?

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (C1Zwz)

79 Curious on how they got this guy in custody so fast.

Beats Paul. Leaves. Next morning he's already apprehended.

If Paul was taken/ still in hospital. How'd he identify him? I know - cameras. But still.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (NW9xb)

80 Thanks, Rand.

What the situation really needed was for you to be the bigger man against a bunch of people who would gladly clap while you're being lowered into a wood chipper.

🙄

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (wb1YC)

81 The "right's culture of hate caused attack on Pelosi" meme will run for days, then quietly it will be revealed the attacker was ? Paul's dealer, other shady business acquaintance, or average bum ... though bums would not usually be in that neighborhood.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (Cus5s)

82 Paul was told not to touch the Almond Mocha.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (nMx88)

83 Can there *even* be such a thing as a "Genuine" Estwing Hammer?

Given that they're all forged, one does have to wonder!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (e6UQI)

84 Can we get the make, model, and year of the hammer?

It wasn't that thing Nanxi was wielding was it?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (s+FHf)

85 >>>77 The fact that they know who did it and haven't released anything about the perpetrator tells you all you need to know.

OH YEAH. We'd already know ALL ABOUT HIM if he was the "right" kind of suspect.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (C1Zwz)

86 Professional thugs use only the finest tire irons for their work. Hammers are for the amateurs.

Posted by: Insomniac Professional Tire Irons, LLC at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (4+bFW)

87 The attack was carried out with a hammer. A hammer is one of the parts of a gun that makes the shooty stuff happen. Therefore, this crime is gun-adjacent.

We're not saying that we should ban all guns, just the ones with hammers.

Posted by: The Left at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (wUHYj)

88 They've released a pic of the weapon:
tinyurl.com/r2s4cktb

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (24fqN)

89 Tribe is another delusional leftist octogenarian . The only people calling for violence are Leftists. There are dozens and dozens of examples. Ann Coulter wrote an entire book about it.

It's like Biden saying gas was $5 when he took office.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (qKR/Z)

90 I'm thinking there may be an upside to this whole "defund the police" thing after all.

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (Zo57B)

91 "Geez, officer, I'm only here to score some ice cream."

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (6eRlp)

92 Thug? Thug?....that's gotta be rayciss.

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

93
I hope the assailant is released without bail. It's only fair.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:05 PM

That's a terrible thing to say. Like, "I hope he comes back again tonight" which I did not say even if I might have thought it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (y3pKJ)

94 Hmm, it would be relative easy to coax a homeless nut into saying he was MAGA looking for Pelosi.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (yezA1)

95 38 Bang Bang Crackheads hammer comes down on his head.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------------------
John Lennon hated that song. He mentioned in an interview that McCartney had them do take after take on it trying to polish the turd into a hit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (CXr4y)

96 In about a week or so it will dribble out that this guy paid the security detail to feck aff for a couple hours, and shut off the home's security systems and cameras.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (6FeV1)

97 Paul, I see you got my message...

Posted by: Nancy at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (CaJIi)

98 Could just be an FBI op. Ray Epps or Joe Alcoff not too busy ?

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (Zzbjj)

99 Was it an assault hammer?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (S9NBt)

100 Paul Pelosi paid me to beat him up.

Posted by: Harry Reid's "exercise band" at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (rl2c4)

101 Insist on Estwing to get the job done.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (lz5hY)

102
Did he address the assailant using preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (1Nxff)

103 Guy literally drives across the entire country and admits he was there to assassinate Justice Kavanaugh.

Doesn't Larry have a television? Oh wait, lemme guess, Twitter banned anyone who mentioned it, so losers who spent all day on that platform like Looney Larry, didn't see it.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (TbpGr)

104 He could have just given the assailant one of Nanxi's ice creams.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (s+FHf)

105 Oh, and for all the lefties who are all agast at the idea of one of their *own* getting attacked...

Go f*ck your self with the barbed c0ck of Satan.*

*Stolen from ace's lexicon of insults.

Posted by: EFG at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (Ae67h)

106 "Given that they're all forged, one does have to wonder!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX"

Muldoon-level comment

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pCXlW)

107 They told you there was gonna be violent attacks by right wingers before the election

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (bs+z0)

108 So let me get this straight. No one's heard anything out of Pelosi's husband in...ever... And within a year he's arrested for drunk driving with a woman who we still don't know the identity of and now some guy armed with what is presumably a stolen hammer manages to get inside the house of a couple worth more than the space program of a typical European country?

K...

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (wb1YC)

109 The less they say about this perp, the dirtier you know it was. I guarantee you there's going to be some sexual motive behind this, something Paul was doing to somebody. This person wasn't trying to rob him, a hammer attack like this is from someone who was filled with rage at what Paul Pelosi had done to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (trdmm)

110 84 Can we get the make, model, and year of the hammer[

You know, when you really think about it, a gavel could be classified as a sort of hammer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xLqhd)

111 Question?

"The Assailant was a Male" Are they Dead Gendering a tranny hooker that had a disagreement over entertainment fees with Paul Pelosi ?

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (Z32m1)

112 Has anyone mentioned that we need common sense hammer control yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (YIVH2)

113 Crickets from the media regarding the Marco Rubio canvasser.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (NpAcC)

Actually, Ana Navarro blamed the victim because she says he's a "white supremacist Cuban." I kid you not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

114 It was not me

Posted by: MC Hammer at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (9j9ti)

115 The hammer was probably from the garage. Lucky he picked that up instead of the butcher knife in the kitchen.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (qKR/Z)

116 As we comment the FBI is furiously building a fake Extreme Mega Maga social media background on the perp.

--

You say that and I sit here thinking that it's possible they'd do just that. That's how low they've become.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (sVtYq)

117 78 >>>How does someone beat an 82 year old man with a hammer and not kill him?

///

of, course, him being an 82 year old man is the only impossible variable here...

uh, ahem, he's a lizard demon in rubber skin suit, like in Under the Skin.

once you eliminate the impossible, all you have left is the merely improbable.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (MLrvz)

118 I was expecting the perps to be Mr. Vodka and his bad news buddy Mr. Stairs, what with Nancy's statement ending with "request privacy at this time" and all.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (t4BDZ)

119 [Pretty sure they have sturdy locks on their doors.
How did this guy get inside? Was he invited inside, for purposes of a business transaction?
Is he a pimp? Is he a drug dealer? Is this a case of a business exchange gone wrong?]

Paul must have forgotten their safe word...

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zo57B)

120
It was the butler

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (1Nxff)

121 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (KAi1n)

122 I blame Big Hammer putting profits before people!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (FVME7)

123 Lawrence Tribe is Keith Olbermann with an actual career.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (wb1YC)

124 maybe Pelosi got too rough with the prostitute, she ran, found a hammer, fought him off and ran out. Pelosi called the pimp, got her arrested?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Cus5s)

125 He picked up a tranny, brought it home, and the transaction went south.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (ik/65)

126 "Is he a pimp? Is he a drug dealer? Is this a case of a business exchange gone wrong?"

"He?" Ace, please see my comment above. Unless it's being reported elsewhere, they are conspicuously not identifying the attacker's sex. It could well be a woman or . . . I'll shit my pants with laughter ... a tranny.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

127 Live boy or dead girl?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (lz5hY)

128 I can't help but wonder if Paul Pelosi's attacker had a connection to the woman who was supposedly in Pelosi's car when he had the DUI.

We will probably never know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

beat me to it Jane. that was my first thought as well. i'd put even money on it being related to "unknown passenger #1" that was never reported on...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Mkvkw)

129 There was that gal in diapers that drove across the country to assassinate that astronaut. Nobody's safe any more since cars were invented.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (s+FHf)

130 Sounds like this young man is just a misunderstood, aspiring carpenter seeking to do God's work.

WWJD?

Posted by: Silly Human at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (1dzqn)

131 Too soon for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (dTFZY)

132
Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM

Then it definitely was a woman who identifies as a man.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (y3pKJ)

133 So an 80 + year old guy gets attacked with a hammer and lives.

Did they just kneecap him?

Break his fingers? Or what?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (vivhj)

134 Just before the attack started, the gardener outside heard someone shout "It's HAMMER TIME! Y'all Ready for This?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (trdmm)

135 86 Professional thugs use only the finest tire irons for their work. Hammers are for the amateurs.
Posted by: Insomniac Professional Tire Irons, LLC at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (4+bFW)

This ^

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (XvPQV)

136 Hammer has microstamped serial number on its face, and the number has been recovered from Pelosi's hide. They are now tracing the weapon to the source.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (24fqN)

137 I woulda thought that the super wealthy Speaker would have a cosmic alarm system.

Posted by: Dingbat at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (U09tN)

138 Was this a ghost hammer?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (S9NBt)

139 I have an alibi.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (OHy0b)

140 45 Police are searching for a possible accomplice:
tinyurl.com/32kp4z6m
Posted by: Receive gp's
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That is the sort of movie I watch once. Borgnine though was a right evil villain in that one. I don't remember any other films where he was so vicious in his portrayal of the conductor.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (CXr4y)

141 of, course, him being an 82 year old man is the only impossible variable here...

uh, ahem, he's a lizard demon in rubber skin suit, like in Under the Skin.

once you eliminate the impossible, all you have left is the merely improbable.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (MLrvz)
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In which case you'd a silver hammer blessed by a priest seven times during the light of the harvest moon...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (YIVH2)

142 It was Mrs. Peacock, in the conservatory, with a hammer.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (yHsuS)

I'd prefer Ms. Green in the Study

or Yevette over the pool table...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (Mkvkw)

143 This is a complete crock of shit and Op to change the narrative.

The Democrat party is full of soulless, power hungry ghouls that would do literally anything to hold onto power.

They literally set out to destroy the f**king world to get rid of Trump, whacking the SOH's octogenarian husband is a pittance to maintain their power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (GgS0l)

144 The Pelosi's might want to get to their Florida retirement home, sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (TNyrE)

145 There have been numerous report in NYC of innocent people getting assaulted with hammers.

No national news on that. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (TbpGr)

146 In Commiefornia he's lucky the attacker wasn't armed with a hammer and sickle.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (48d9R)

147 > Did he pay to get beat up? Is this a Gay Beat-Up Club thing?

https://youtu.be/0wAtjDAyv4M?t=13

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (eyxn4)

148 It's a shame Nancy wasn't home. At that time of night, she could have simply turned the intruder to stone.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (wb1YC)

149 So shouldn't the attacker have been released by now, like what happens to other attackers who only assault "regular" people? Wouldn't want to show two systems of justice right Nancy?

Posted by: DA John Chisholm at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (jQJ+c)

150 Ball-peen, claw, or sledge?

Posted by: Andrew Manipplering Cuomo at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (gZ1zc)

151 This is a complete crock of shit and Op to change the narrative.

A false flog?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (xLqhd)

152 Guy just wanted the drug money that Paul owed him.

Posted by: Dagwood at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (SHHbw)

153 "This is the police! Drop the scoop and put up your hands!"

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (6eRlp)

154 They are now tracing the weapon to the source.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (24fqN)
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Home depot?

Lowe's?

ACE Hardware?...Wait a minute...that could implicate a MORON!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (YIVH2)

155 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker
//

uh oh.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (MLrvz)

156 John Lennon hated that song. He mentioned in an interview that McCartney had them do take after take on it trying to polish the turd into a hit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (CXr4y)

Ringo Starr had better solo career music than John Lennon IMHO.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (qKR/Z)

157 Off bought off DA sock.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (jQJ+c)

158 Tribe is on the short list for the supreme court, just to remind everyone who we are dealing with.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (lTGtQ)

159 I don't care what happens to these assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (ajvaO)

160 117 78 >>>How does someone beat an 82 year old man with a hammer and not kill him?

///

of, course, him being an 82 year old man is the only impossible variable here...

uh, ahem, he's a lizard demon in rubber skin suit, like in Under the Skin.

once you eliminate the impossible, all you have left is the merely improbable.
Posted by: sockamster,
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Well, hate to say it, but that would explain some things.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (CXr4y)

161 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (trdmm)

162 We need common Sense Hammer control. No one needs a hammer capable of more than pounding in a finishing nail.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (wb1YC)

163 Too soon for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (dTFZY)

https://youtu.be/OJWJE0x7T4Q?t=11

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

164
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening....
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (KAi1n)

___________

If you need an example of cultural appropriation, folk music is it. Rich leftists taking the music of poor folks and using it for something they'd never recognize.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (1Nxff)

165 Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've outfought Santino.

Kinda looks a little goomba stuff in the City to me.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (s+FHf)

166 Laurence Tribe doesn't even know how to spell his first name. Everyone knows it's supposed to be spelled L-A-W-R-E-N-C-E.

Dumb fuck.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (S9NBt)

167 In which case you'd a silver hammer blessed by a priest seven times during the light of the harvest moon...

///

yes, they're very quiet about the provenance of the hammer in question.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (MLrvz)

168 I'm not ruling out the possibility that this was an elaborate suicide attempt.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (wUHYj)

169 Firstest with Mostest.

The "hammered" quips *and* Estwing hits, all originated with Comment #12. All which followed are derivative, and copyright infringements.

A fine of Ten Quatloos to be levied against all infringements, payable at the 2023 TxMoMeet.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (e6UQI)

170 "neurosis of the liver" FTW (#146)

Posted by: Dagwood at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (SHHbw)

171 Breaking911@Breaking911
BIDEN: “The American people are seeing the benefits of this economy that works for them. Families have more net worth today than they did before the pandemic."

-
Uhh, OK.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (FVME7)

172 158 Tribe is on the short list for the supreme court, just to remind everyone who we are dealing with.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
-------------------------
He is on the short bus now. Unfortunately for Tribe, the Dems have moved on from old white men as nominees.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (CXr4y)

173 When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a Pelosi.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (24fqN)

174 Yes, but luckily we have Red Flag laws and common sense hammer control.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (TbpGr)

175 The Pelosi home is surrounded by bodyguards 24/7 from the Califoria Highway Patrol, the Secret Service, and the San Francisco Police Department.

It is not credible that "someone broke in" and attacked Paul. Domestic violence? Family feud?
6:39 AM · Oct 28, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (MFZ8i)

I'd LMAO (more) if it was the daughter who cheered Rand Paul's beating.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (yHsuS)

176
So, it was a hammer attack? Cool. Hammer attack is best attack.

Also: if a dude was hammering Paul Pelosi (not the first time, amirite?), how did the cops get there in time that he's still alive? It must have been:

1.) The most pussy-ass hammer attack in the history of hammer attacks.

2.) It was more of a "hammer negotiating tactic" than "hammer attack."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (oINRc)

177
Maybe it was one of those little rubber reflex hammers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (1Nxff)

178 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 12:10 PM

Narrator voice: This is not what happened.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

179 I'll say one thing for the old crook, he must be tough as nails.

Walks away from a nasty car crash and a few weeks later survives a hammer attack with just a few bumps and bruises.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

180 ACE Hardware?...Wait a minute...that could implicate a MORON!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Hubby is in the clear, then, since he hates having to shop at Ace's. He prefers Home Depot.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (TeRxL)

181 The assailant's name is Maxwell

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (EGSGm)

182 Well, hate to say it, but that would explain some things.

///

we need to normalize the discussion about the lizard demons living among us, presiding over us.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (MLrvz)

183 @156

>>Ringo Starr had better solo career music than John Lennon IMHO.

Well, Mark David Chapman had a little hand in that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (GgS0l)

184 Was it a rubber hammer, shaped like a penis ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (M+Lyo)

185 I just want to reiterate my thanks to the Pelosis of our world for making Christ's command to "love your enemies" so F*ing difficult. It is really a form of spiritual self flagellation to say this.

Godspeed Paul, my hopes and prayers for your recovery. Far more too for your repentance.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (T/vhV)

186 Paul Pelosi paid me to beat him up.

Posted by: Harry Reid's "exercise band" at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (rl2c4)

That's what I would go with....Make Pelosi prove he didn't.

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (AwYPR)

187 What we've learned is he doesn't have a firearm at the ready.

Now at least Sen. Fiendsteen has a little gun.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (s+FHf)

188 I guess the assailant nailed it?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (TbpGr)

189 Ernest Borgnine had a lot of range as an actor.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (fWTJL)

190 Breaking911@Breaking911
BIDEN: “The American people are seeing the benefits of this economy that works for them. Families have more net worth today than they did before the pandemic."

He has liecosis.......everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Hey you guys the left that loves them some violence against Republicans is complaining we're enjoying this too much.

Posted by: Enoch J. Drebber, Cleveland, OH USA at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (ik/65)

192 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

Oh?
They interviewed him already?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (anj39)

193 Do they really think anyone cares? Nancy didn't even get on a plane to go console her husband. If she doesn't care, why should I?
People are getting assaulted just walking down the street, getting car jacked while putting gas in their cars, being pushed onto subway platforms, being robbed in borad daylight and we should care about one elite asshole getting hurt by someone who managed to get into their security fortress that none of us could possibly afford?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (Y+l9t)

194 158 Tribe is on the short list for the supreme court, just to remind everyone who we are dealing with.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (lTGtQ)

___________________

He's too old now. He's gotta be in his 80s. They would want someone much younger to hang around on the court for decades. Plus, he's a stupid fuck who someone managed to become famous as a "legal scholar."

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

195 Let's be honest; six months ago, how many "mega-MAGA" types even knew Nancy Pelosi still had a husband?

Posted by: Dr. T at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (bhRsz)

196 >>>John Lennon hated that song. He mentioned in an interview that McCartney had them do take after take on it trying to polish the turd into a hit.

AKSHUALLY john lennon wasn't even there, maybe due to his heroin addiction. The one who hated it was George Harrison, who complained they were doing one hundred takes of this "fruity" song because Paul thought it could be a single. "It could never be a single," George said. "It's too fruity!"

I do like the song though.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (C1Zwz)

197 Well, Mark David Chapman had a little hand in that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (GgS0l)

He helped write Lennon's shitty songs?

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (qKR/Z)

198 A hammer without the sickle? Bull

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (9j9ti)

199 142 It was Mrs. Peacock, in the conservatory, with a hammer.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:06 PM (yHsuS)

I'd prefer Ms. Green in the Study

or Yevette over the pool table...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 28, 2022 12:16 PM (Mkvkw)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (XvPQV)

200 Ace, Stacy McCain has another post up that references and quotes you. It’s about that adrenochrome thing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (T0qGO)

201 Harbor Freight fucks up everything.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (lz5hY)

202 Ernest Borgnine had a lot of range as an actor.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:20 PM (fWTJL)

AND made the Dutch Oven a household practice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

203 One more, we see the projection of the Left.

They call the right Nazis, as they limit speech, and use National Police against their political opponents...

And now they are saying, after YEARS of BLM and AntiFa, that the RIGHT has normalized violence? When THEY are the ones letting criminals out of Jail without parole?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (oHd/0)

204 "John Lennon hated that song"

He hated everything at some point or another.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (24fqN)

205 I blame the National Hammer Association.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

206 Actually, Ana Navarro blamed the victim because she says he's a "white supremacist Cuban." I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
*******
Seriously, how does that even make any sense?
She has major mental problems.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

207 Stop... hammer crime.

Posted by: P.D. Hammer at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (48d9R)

208 156 John Lennon hated that song. He mentioned in an interview that McCartney had them do take after take on it trying to polish the turd into a hit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (CXr4y)

Ringo Starr had better solo career music than John Lennon IMHO.
Posted by: polynikes
---------------------------
Lennon's last solo album was a return to Beatles form. In between, it is better to say that Ringo had a lot more fun with his solo career than John did. Ringo is a pretty limited singer, even more so than George, and George was the better songwriter.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (CXr4y)

209 Maybe Nan was trying to send Paul a message about driving around drunk with floozies in an expensive car.

Posted by: Paco at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (njExo)

210 Tribe is a scumbag and I don't care if he is a legal "scholar" he is ignorant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (dO/0d)

211 Ilhan Omar's constituents scold her for being pro war. Omar spazzes out, saying she was one of those children trapped in a war zone and HOW DARE YOU SIR question her for identifying with Ukrainian kids.

https://bit.ly/3zpvpn0

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (eyxn4)

212 Hammered in the car, hammered in the kitchen. This guy can't catch a break.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (BJKQV)

213 You know who asks for privacy when the have a home-invasion-hammer-attack? I predict this story will disappear like a mass shooting involving a black gunman.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (KFhLj)

214 BIDEN: “The American people are seeing the benefits of this economy that works for them. Families have more net worth today than they did before the pandemic."
___

Lying sack of shit.

Our savings is pretty much gone. We're spending more on everything.

Go to hell, you malicious, evil, demented, kiddie-diddler.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (TeRxL)

215 Is a class action lawsuit feasible? Trump supporters have been smeared so many times by so many people. How is it not defamation, libel, slander and cyber smearing? On top of all that, it violates civil rights where creed is protected. The GOP needs to make it clear federal law that creed cannot be discriminated against when they get control of the legislature.

Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (J/nK8)

216 Expect another omnibus bill with a $100 million carve out for Pelosi's improved security that coincidentally is deposited into an off shore bank account.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (4+bFW)

217 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

***

It's a shame she wasn't home. I would love to see them square off with each other. Him with his carpenter's hammer and her using that big giant circus gavel she rolled around with gloating over Obamacare.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (wb1YC)

218 This is why I never get anything done.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (s+FHf)

219 Have they identified the attacker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (dO/0d)

220 102
Did he address the assailant using preferred pronouns?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (1Nxff)
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It uses the correct pronouns again or else it gets the hammer again!

Posted by: Buffalo Bum at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (F5ekr)

221 This person wasn't trying to rob him, a hammer attack like this is from someone who was filled with rage at what Paul Pelosi had done to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 12:14 PM (trdmm)

Could be. Sounds to me like someone was giving him a message. The longer they wait to release the information on the aggressor leads me to suspect it's related to an organized crime.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (tBR6g)

222 @196

>>I do like the song though.

Abbey Road is The Beatles best album.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (GgS0l)

223 HT to Ace from RSM:
https://theothermccain.com/2022/10/27/ adrenochrome-rich-young-girls/

remove space

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (XvPQV)

224 >>>96 In about a week or so it will dribble out that this guy paid the security detail to feck aff for a couple hours, and shut off the home's security systems and cameras.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-----------------------------

Was it established that the passenger with Paul the night of his drunken wreck was a female?

Could the assailant have gotten past security because he was a passenger in Paul's car as he entered the premises?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (/jZjK)

225 Sounds like this young man is just a misunderstood, aspiring carpenter seeking to do God's work.
WWJD?
Posted by: Silly Human at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (1dzqn)
~~~~~

With a spark of divinity in him.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (3ImbR)

226 Ball-peen, claw, or sledge?
Posted by: Andrew Manipplering Cuomo

Definitely Sledge.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAubZ71fXY

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (wUHYj)

227 Leftists can accuse white conservatives of anything. No facts need to be involved.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (eGTCV)

228 I think Ringo hated the hundred takes too, but I don't know if he actually hated the song itself.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (C1Zwz)

229 BIDEN: “The American people are seeing the benefits of this economy that works for them. Families have more net worth today than they did before the pandemic."

//

cue the husband from the statefarm commercial..."yeah, it's called inflation"

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (MLrvz)

230 Was it an assault Hammer? Did it have the thing on the back used to take Nails out? Was it... BLACK? Did it have a Metal Handle!!!!

Clearly time for common sense Hammer Control! If you are not building a House, you should not HAVE ONE! FOR THE CHILDRENZ!!!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (oHd/0)

231 219 Have they identified the attacker?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (dO/0d)

Supposedly. They haven't released the info to the public for reasons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (XvPQV)

232 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:15 PM (KAi1n)

Well, we can rule you out now.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (yHsuS)

233 Has someone set up a bail fund for the attacker yet? Yeah, I know Paul and Nancy are mobbed up and this likely was a bribe attempt gone bad, but the attacker has a spark of divinity and deserves his freedom.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (nMx88)

234 I remember Ernest Borgnine telling Fox News that he lived so long because he masturbated a lot.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (xPl2J)

235 There's no way someone broke into that house. I guarantee they have security that would rival Ft. Knox.

I'm going with the guy (or woman) was invited in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

236 What is up with Boomers and their thing with the Beatles?

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (TeRxL)

237 The tranny was "looking for Ms. Pelosi." As in "Give me some more money, whitey, or I'm a gonna tell your wife!"

Posted by: Enoch J. Drebber, Cleveland, OH USA at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (ik/65)

238
"This is the police! Drop the scoop and put up your hands!"
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (6eRlp)

_________

"Or drop your hands and put up your scoop. Which ever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements, one, hands, two, scoop."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (1Nxff)

239 He hated everything at some point or another.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free
-----------------------
Yeah, but in the context of the band, John disliked Paul spending a lot of studio time on a crap song that would never be a hit but would not allow that for his bandmates. John complained for example that Paul didn't allow John to correct the out of tune guitars in Across the Universe but would waste take after take on Maxwell's Silly Bloody Hammer.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (CXr4y)

240 man, trying to find photos of Nancy's complete house are hard (and apparently there are fake pics added to the mix)
but what amazes me is that her house is right there on the street, just like Maxine Waters (Saw when a Republican had an ad in front of her house) Dems have NO fear of Republicans attacking them, or their homes.

Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (gjG7y)

241 Wife just saw this story on one of the news pages and declared "How the hell did someone break into Nancy Pelosi's house? There's no way......"

LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

242 HAMMERTIME!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (wtvvX)

243 I see Grandpa Grab-Ass is off his meds again. He stated that gas prices were higher when he took office, and he lowered them. Someone needs to get Dementia Man back into a straight jacket.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (TbpGr)

244 @228

>>I think Ringo hated the hundred takes too, but I don't know if he actually hated the song itself.

Ringo was The Beatles drum machine, he was like a human 808 and he was happy to be there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (GgS0l)

245 If only Paul Pelosi would have had something close at hand to keep him from being hurt by someone with a hammer.

Like a wand of fireballs or something.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (wb1YC)

246 234 I remember Ernest Borgnine telling Fox News that he lived so long because he masturbated a lot.
Posted by: Mark1971
-----------------------
Well, he did play a butcher in Marty and butchers are very familiar with meat.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (CXr4y)

247 That’s some magnificent projection from Tribe.

Posted by: democrats, Kidnapping, Raping and Mutilating the Children TheyCannot Kill Since 1973! at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mCY9E)

248 230 Was it an assault Hammer? Did it have the thing on the back used to take Nails out? Was it... BLACK? Did it have a Metal Handle!!!!
----

Is it a hammer with the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (F5ekr)

249 Guess we won't be hearing any "defund the police" rubbish from Nancy now.

At least, for a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (YqDXo)

250 Assailant's initials revealed to be M.C.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (gZ1zc)

251 Could we please go easy on the "too fruity" talk around here?

Posted by: Crocs at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

252 Trust me - I know what I'm doing!

Posted by: Sledge Hammer! at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (63Dwl)

253 Tribe is on the short list for the supreme court, just to remind everyone who we are dealing with.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Larry the Lying Lawyer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (FVME7)

254 Like a wand of fireballs or something.
Posted by: Azathoth

///

well, from yesterday, we know that Joe took that wand to go try to cure cancer.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (MLrvz)

255
What is up with Boomers and their thing with the Beatles?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (TeRxL)

I know. It's super weird and totally lame.

I swear, if I'm in my 70s and people are writing fellatory documentaries about One Direction, I will pull an Elvis and shoot my TV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (oINRc)

256 150 Ball-peen, claw, or sledge?
Posted by: Andrew Manipplering Cuomo at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (gZ1zc)

Drilling.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (8C7+r)

257 38 Bang Bang Crackheads hammer comes down on his head.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------------------
John Lennon hated that song. He mentioned in an interview that McCartney had them do take after take on it trying to polish the turd into a hit.

All Beatles Music sucks.

Posted by: Shaftoe at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Rvxb7)

258 Martel was a lightweight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (nMx88)

259 Gonna up my bet. $50 says Nanzi hired a hit herself. Payback for all the coverage of the DUI and the bimbo eruption.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (qgkm9)

260 What song is it that John Lennon hated?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (S9NBt)

261 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SLEDGE HAMMER WAS A TV SHOW SET IN SAN FRANSISCO.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (IyrhE)

262 George was the better songwriter.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (CXr4y)

I agree with that. Without knowing the details I think he got screwed on My Sweet Lord.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (qKR/Z)

263 >>I think Ringo hated the hundred takes too, but I don't know if he actually hated the song itself.

Ringo was The Beatles drum machine, he was like a human 808 and he was happy to be there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
-----------------------------
There is an interesting period interview on YT or was where Ringo explains his drumming style came from being left handed but having to play right handed on drums. Then he demonstrated how that affected his drumming by playing the drum part Come Together on a drum kit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (CXr4y)

264 Peter Gabriel is somewhere laughing at this

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

265 I swear, if I'm in my 70s and people are writing fellatory documentaries about One Direction, I will pull an Elvis and shoot my TV.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (TeRxL)

266 Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro final goes completely gonzo with his marketing campaign.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (6FeV1)

267 115 The hammer was probably from the garage. Lucky he picked that up instead of the butcher knife in the kitchen.

My money would be one of Nan's Ceremonial Gavels off the desk or from a framed memoriam.

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (Z32m1)

268 I hope this innocent gets out ASAP.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (LaNzR)

269
Homeless druggie, my ass!

I don't believe a word of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (fkptZ)

270 I'll solve it.
The villain was Jack Daniels in the living room with a table....breaking the fall.

And some poor stooge in the wrong place at the wrong time to create a sob story before elections.

Pelosi would have to be dead for me to believe this isn't some sort of stunt or cover up.

Posted by: Stateless at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (2D22Z)

271 Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband was armed with a hammer and was looking for the House Speaker, sources say - ABC

bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (trdmm)

It was a goof on likely future MSM headlines.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (yHsuS)

272 219 Have they identified the attacker?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 12:22 PM (dO/0d)

Supposedly. They haven't released the info to the public for reasons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (XvPQV)

Must not be white, doesn't fit the narrative ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (M+Lyo)

273 The cops are now saying that the attack was "not random", and that the assailant specifically targeted the home.

The plot thickens...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (I2/tG)

274 Apparently this guy was trying to outdo the woman who smashed her neighbor's windows with a mattock.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (TbpGr)

275 Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro final goes completely gonzo with his marketing campaign.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (6FeV1)

I will FIGHT the big trucking companies to get ALL the money YOU DESERVE!!!!!

Posted by: The TEXAS Hammer at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Ringo Starr had better solo career music than John Lennon IMHO.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (qKR/Z)

he had a better life, too. He absolutely had better looking girlfriends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)

277 [The attacker shouted Where is Nancy! Where is NancyBreaking on CNN

What's pissing me off is the media playing coyThe fucking FBI was on this from the beginning like white on rice.
Lock up the Slobfather and his criminal gang.

One of his goons broke into the Speaker’s home to kill her.

And the Trumpers will guffaw about high crime in blue areas. Wonder who the GOP paid to do this?

POS should have been shot dead. But he will be more valuable alive and confessing that Trump inspired him to act this way.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (l8zDS)

278 Tribe checks the Indian checkbox. Scalp 'em Larry.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (s+FHf)

279 What is up with Boomers and their thing with the Beatles?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (TeRxL)

***

"You don't know ANYTHING!" *sobs*

- Ed Driscoll

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (wb1YC)

280

Just some random criminal??

No Way.

I'll bet my life on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (fkptZ)

281 Who's a big believer in Walls now?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (hPvGe)

282 Eyewitness said it was a random homeless attack but the cops are putting out very little information. Facebook attempted to block my search saying it was too graphic (wut?) for people.
Gotta save the Democrats at all costs by blocking unfavorable news!!!

Two people were stabbed to death inside a Palmdale shopping center parking lot
Fox 11 Los Angeles
youtube.com/watch?v=RxSZkDTNL6Y

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (MFZ8i)

283 The cops are now saying that the attack was "not random", and that the assailant specifically targeted the home.

The plot thickens...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM (I2/tG)

This is what happens when you try to stiff the hooker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

284 I'm going with scorned woman or angry husband or boyfriend of the mysterious passenger in his car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

285 Sounds like a pimp trying to get paid on services rendered.
Posted by: portlandon at October 28, 2022 12:02 PM (+oR7L)

Maybe Paul was trying to buy some adrenochrome, and would not take "no" for an answer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (7jVjR)

286 What we need are some commonsense hammer safety laws.

They also need to close the hammer show loophole.
Posted by: Furious George
_________________

Tried that back in '78 with Bob Crane bill.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (SIZS3)

287 They caught the suspect by tracking everyone who bought the Thor's Hammer Lego set.

Lego set him up!

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (jQJ+c)

288 They want their privacy respected at this time.

LOLGF.

We all want our privacy respected.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (DcKNO)

289 @255

>>I swear, if I'm in my 70s and people are writing fellatory documentaries about One Direction, I will pull an Elvis and shoot my TV.

In two hundred years people will know and still be talking about Bach, Rush, The Stones and The Beatles.

One Direction hasn't been a thing in half a decade, they won't even be a footnote of an appendix of a gloss in two hundred years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (GgS0l)

290 AP: Intruder in Speaker Pelosi's home shouted 'where is Nancy?' before assaulting her husband

"Where is Nancy?" is the new "This is MAGA country"

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (xPl2J)

291 Should have learned from the Harry Reid incident. Don't babysit the grandkids wrong, you won't get pummeled at pick-up time.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (buTO7)

292 All Beatles Music sucks.
Posted by: Shaftoe at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Rvxb7)
----

Preach

Posted by: ballistic at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (oXNqT)

293 What is up with Boomers and their thing with the Beatles?

I'm a boomer and have never like the Beatles. Others MMV.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (S9NBt)

294 So Kratos is MAGA...I knew it!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (A3FqA)

295 October Surprise time?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (I2/tG)

296 There's no way someone broke into that house. I guarantee they have security that would rival Ft. Knox.

I'm going with the guy (or woman) was invited in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

I'm going with ol Paul was out partying again and shooting his mouth off. Was recognized and followed home. Too drunk to turn on the security.
Dude enters and does his Thor imitation.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (anj39)

297 245 If only Paul Pelosi would have had something close at hand to keep him from being hurt by someone with a hammer.

Like a wand of fireballs or something.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (wb1YC)

Instead of the perp's balls?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

298 Indians used warhammers. Right, Larry?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (s+FHf)

299 Have they found his MAGA hat yet ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (bs+z0)

300 >>>Too soon for this?

>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

https://youtu.be/OJWJE0x7T4Q?t=11

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Never too soon for this.

Immigrant Song

https://youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yHsuS)

301 "Paul Pelosi Assaulted With Ghey Lover's Dick That He'd Nicknamed 'The Love Hammer'" is a much better, probably more truthful headline.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Gda1b)

302 Stand back, I know what I'm doing.

Posted by: Sledge Hammer at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (bVYXr)

303 Did the Hammer have -3 for damage. Because an 82 year old man should not survive a hammer attack.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

304
"You don't know ANYTHING!" *sobs*

- Ed Driscoll

___________

Why the Pelosi attack is just like Altamont
(Updated and bumped)
(Classic reference in headline)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (1Nxff)

305 I bet Karl Maulden could solve this crime.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (6eRlp)

306 What convenient timing

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (bs+z0)

307 Katie Hobb's campaign accused the break in at a campaign office on Kari Lake's people. Turns out, perp was a homeless dude that was arrested that day for breaking in to another business/office. Duh. Lake is contemplating a lawsuit against Hobb's campaign accusations.

Pretty strange as noted that some random dude picked this house which most assuredly has security alarms, cameras, and locked. Hmmm...I'm going with drug deal gone bad.

Posted by: Cheri at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (oiNtH)

308 The attacker shouted Where is Nancy! Where is Nancy

Was he wearing a Viking helmet and furry robes? Honestly, is there a single person who thinks that Nancy Pelosi would ever be "home" in San Francisco?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Sv58p)

309 > Harbor Freight fucks up everything.

Someone once told me this rule of thumb for buying tools, and I've found it to be very useful.

If you buy a type of tool for the first time, get it from Harbor Freight. If you use it enough to break it, then get the good version.

Obviously there are exceptions to this rule, but for the most part it works. As a guy who's mostly using tools for home projects, I don't need a Festool if I'm only going to use it a couple of times. I'll get the Festool version (or whatever nice version is applicable) if I discover I use it frequently.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (eyxn4)

310 You have to wonder; Nancy Pelosi's husband was hardly ever mentioned except for their insider trading, his DUI and now this. The two "incidents" happening in the last several months. It's weird. And yea, there's a cover-up going on here. Especially if they can't get a "right wing extremist" narrative ginned up today or tomorrow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (BFigT)

311
What the police leak:

Assailant said, "Where's Nancy?"

The truth may eventually be revealed but they're tuning up the narrative already.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (y3pKJ)

312 Seriously, how does that even make any sense?
She has major mental problems.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM

We need common-sense donut control.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (a3Q+t)

313 Turns out the young black midget tranny DIDN'T want the old white man's cock up his ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

314 "What is the frequency, Nancy??"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

315 They want their privacy respected at this time.

LOLGF.

We all want our privacy respected.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 12:28 PM (DcKNO)
***

Bwahahahaha!!!! Oh stop! You're killing us here!

Posted by: Bob at NSA (and friends) at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (anj39)

316 I agree with that. Without knowing the details I think he got screwed on My Sweet Lord.
Posted by: polynikes
-------------------------
They invented new law for that one. The ruling was that George unconsciously plagiarized Spector's recording of the Chiffons' He's So Fine. Prior cases required that you proved intent to violate copyright by evidence. So the plaintiffs would have to prove George did it consciously or George would win under prior cases. Judge allowed the premise that George must have heard the song on the radio and unconsciously absorbed the tune but was liable nonetheless.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (CXr4y)

317 THE SECURITY CAMERAS WERE TURNED OFF.

You heard it first here.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (s+FHf)

318 "245 If only Paul Pelosi would have had something close at hand to keep him from being hurt by someone with a hammer.

Like a wand of fireballs or something.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:24 PM (wb1YC) "

Or a social worker on speed dial.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (TbpGr)

319 Firstest with Mostest.

The "hammered" quips *and* Estwing hits, all originated with Comment #12. All which followed are derivative, and copyright infringements.

A fine of Ten Quatloos to be levied against all infringements, payable at the 2023 TxMoMeet.

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 12:18 PM (e6UQI)

Marcus T beat you to the hammered punch in the prior thread.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (yHsuS)

320 No cash bail!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (+EI+w)

321 Who called the police?? Were there servants in the house?? I don't see how Paul pelosi at 82, after being attacked with a hammer, was able to call the police and also get to the door to unlock it to let the police in.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (0uQp2)

322 Isn't MC Hammer from the bay area?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (OgrpQ)

323 Did the Hammer have -3 for damage. Because an 82 year old man should not survive a hammer attack.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

324 I'm going with scorned woman or angry husband or boyfriend of the mysterious passenger in his car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Or father.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)

325 You're Goddamned right I ordered the code red...

Posted by: Col. Nanzi Jessup at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (Egb5W)

326 When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a Pelosi.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (24fqN)

Well done.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (yHsuS)

327
Family feud?

RICHARD DAWSON DID IT.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (n+4am)

328 Paul last words to the attacker

"where the fuck have you've been ??"

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (us2H3)

329 You have to wonder; Nancy Pelosi's husband was hardly ever mentioned except for their insider trading, his DUI and now this.

And he was hammered in both of them.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (WMA72)

330 Well, we can rule you out now.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Meh. 2600 Broadway is a schlep for me, especially in the middle of the night when I'm trying to stay asleep or go back to it. Speaking of which, I had a cool dream last night that I was hanging out with Elon Musk doing some kind of stuff related to fixing Twitter and he seemed like a cool guy.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (KAi1n)

331 260 What song is it that John Lennon hated?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (S9NBt)

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (XvPQV)

332 Too bad there isn't a flaming skull getting cracked with a hammer.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (+EI+w)

333 I remember Ernest Borgnine telling Fox News that he lived so long because he masturbated a lot.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:23 PM (xPl2J)

***

Masturbatin' Pete is 142 years old

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (flINI)

334 Tribe is on the short list for the supreme court, just to remind everyone who we are dealing with.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Larry the Lying Lawyer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Good! Tribe will likely be dead or retired by 2031 and President DeSantis can replace him with an anti-Communist Cuban State Judge from Miami.

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (Z32m1)

335 250 Assailant's initials revealed to be M.C.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (gZ1zc)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (oHd/0)

336

The home of the number three in chain of command for the entire United States.

No security when she isn't there.

Uh huh.

The only possible way this happens is Paul dismisses or refuses security when she's not home, so he can get his drug whores in with a minimum of fuss. That is absolutely the only way this happens. A deliberate choice to not have security present.

Posted by: Groom of the Stool at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (KMAIs)

337
Re: Tools and anything else

Buy Once, Cry Once

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (fkptZ)

338 I'm not saying it's fake bs conveniently related to the upcoming election but

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (3fmag)

339 I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name?
Ah oh, let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Yeah (yeah)

Sorry, had to

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (M+Lyo)

340
Have they identified the attacker?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

His name is October Surprise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

341 Ever since Ed Buck was busted, Paul Pelosi had to take over his clientele. They get frisky.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (24fqN)

342 So, a random MAGA supporter can simply stroll into the residence of the Speaker of the House, and assault her husband.

Uh, huh.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (I2/tG)

343 The hooker did it !!!!

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (g4IQ4)

344 'm going with ol Paul was out partying again and shooting his mouth off. Was recognized and followed home. Too drunk to turn on the security.
Dude enters and does his Thor imitation.

Or Paul gets beat up at a gay bar, comes home and stages a break-in.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Sv58p)

345 "Mrs. Pelosi, Greta here. Mr. Pelosi fell down again and won't get up. He hit his head on the coffee table". "Well, if he's still breathing and you can't smell the Wild Turkey, call the cops, they're always outside. Blame it on Julio, he's probably in his cot out in the garage. He should be OK, we had his papers forged when he got in five years working for us. See if the dumb wetback has a hammer or something".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (lz5hY)

346
Assailant said, "Where's Nancy?"

_________

*flooooosh*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (1Nxff)

347 "321 Who called the police?? Were there servants in the house?? I don't see how Paul pelosi at 82, after being attacked with a hammer, was able to call the police and also get to the door to unlock it to let the police in.
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (0uQp2)"
_____________________

The "attack" could have been nothing. This whole thing smells like surstromming.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

348 Next up
Crazed hammer attacker inside White House only bruises Joe.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (s+FHf)

349 Mjolner is in here SOMEWHERE!!!!

Who are you mortal to deny me entry!

Posted by: Thor at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

350 >>>THE SECURITY CAMERAS WERE TURNED OFF.

You heard it first here.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:31 PM (s+FHf)

PAUL PELOSI DID NOT HAMMER HIMSELF!!!

Posted by: zombie Epstein at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (48d9R)

351 In their gated community.

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (fmga0)

352
One Direction was better than the Beatles, and they fucking sucked, and I think one of them is even a tranny now, if memory serves.

The Beatles were lame. The only time they did anything right was when they were ripping off songs from American blacks and repackaging them for white audiences. Deal with it.

They were also really whiny and they made whining a thing. In the words of Butt-Head: "those guys ruined music."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (oINRc)

353 Obviously there are exceptions to this rule, but for the most part it works. As a guy who's mostly using tools for home projects, I don't need a Festool if I'm only going to use it a couple of times. I'll get the Festool version (or whatever nice version is applicable) if I discover I use it frequently.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Good points and I agree with you. Did that with a vibratory multi tool and discovered they were very useful. I do avoid the bottom barrel Harbor Freight stuff though--they follow the old good, better, best that Sears did except the categories are crappy, okay, and halfway decent in quality.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (CXr4y)

354 BREAKING: Suspect identified as "Thor Odinsson"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

355 They invented new law for that one. The ruling was that George unconsciously plagiarized Spector's recording of the Chiffons' He's So Fine. Prior cases required that you proved intent to violate copyright by evidence. So the plaintiffs would have to prove George did it consciously or George would win under prior cases. Judge allowed the premise that George must have heard the song on the radio and unconsciously absorbed the tune but was liable nonetheless.
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Its real easy to write someone else's song. I do it all the time. There are only eight major notes and five minor. Jeebus.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (fWTJL)

356 Let the wars begin!

Posted by: A Boomer at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Xrfse)

357 Karen Carpenter was a good drummer, and that’s all she really wanted to do. Apparently, it was having to get out in front and sing that caused a lot of her psych problems.

Gorgeous voice, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (T0qGO)

358 I bet Karl Maulden could solve this crime.
Posted by: mrp

My $ is on Jim Rockford.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)

359 And he was hammered in both of them.
Posted by: Weirddave

Omg. That's it!
Original report - Paul rushed to hospital because he was hammered.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (EGSGm)

360 You just know we're minutes away from being told the home security cameras malfunctioned.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (wb1YC)

361 Did he shout "This is January 6th Country"?

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (3fmag)

362 You have to wonder; Nancy Pelosi's husband was hardly ever mentioned except for their insider trading, his DUI and now this. The two "incidents" happening in the last several months. It's weird.

There is an explanation if you think about the opponents on the democrat side.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (lTGtQ)

363 When Pelosi was busted for DUI, wasn't it also noted in the report that some type of drug was in his system along with alcohol. No way Pelosi wants that prescription documented in his medical records if he is abusing....buying shit off the streets is always a gamble. Should have called Hunter.

Posted by: Cheri at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (oiNtH)

364 If you buy a type of tool for the first time, get it from Harbor Freight. If you use it enough to break it, then get the good version.

Obviously there are exceptions to this rule, but for the most part it works. As a guy who's mostly using tools for home projects, I don't need a Festool if I'm only going to use it a couple of times. I'll get the Festool version (or whatever nice version is applicable) if I discover I use it frequently.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 12:30 PM (eyxn4)

That's actually good advice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (XvPQV)

365 Richard Dawson big movie role came at the end of King Rat

and as always

he was terrible

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)

366 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)

367 Well, had Colt Forum open in another tab and got this utter GEM:

"I never was a car guy but hung out with a few guys who were constantly working on their cars because "they weren't running right." One guy's uncle was a mechanic and had a nice big shop that he allowed friends to to use a bay to work on their cars if it wasn't disturbing the business, usually nights and weekends. He took great delight in tossing an extra spring into the pile when a guy was working on a 4-barrel carburetor."

THAT is fucking diabolical.
HAHAHA

Posted by: LenNeal at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (bLxaQ)

368 It is obvious that the hammer was the only weapon used because Madame Pelosi was not home and the stake was superfluous.

Posted by: Professor Van Helsing at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (dTFZY)

369 Lennon's last solo album was a return to Beatles form. In between, it is better to say that Ringo had a lot more fun with his solo career than John did. Ringo is a pretty limited singer, even more so than George, and George was the better songwriter.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (CXr4y)

--

Little-known fact: when played backward, all Beatles songs say "Rich'd, just shut an' play thu fookin drums like we hired you to."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (+R5dc)

370 Here is how they are framing this;

WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

*makes jerking motion with hand* 👌🏻

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (TbpGr)

371 When you're a hammer, everything is Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: Hammer at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KFhLj)

372 I would have gone on the porch and blasted two in the air from my double barrel. Nobody fucks with a Biden

Posted by: Joe Dementia at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (s+FHf)

373 The "attack" could have been nothing. This whole thing smells like surstromming.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

No, move the picture a bit to the right! /grabs picture frame...

/guy on stepladder drops hammer to grab picture so it does not fall

Posted by: Thor at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (oHd/0)

374 I bet Karl Maulden could solve this crime.
Posted by: mrp

My $ is on Jim Rockford.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)

Dirty Harry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

375 If the media could make a big deal about the assailant and blame the attack on the Right, they would be doing it right now

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (geLO8)

376 Pelosi’s spokesman says, “The Assailant is in custody and the motivation for the attack is under investigation.”

.. taking bets attacker yelled "Allāhu ’akbar"

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (X5CsJ)

377 THE SECURITY CAMERAS WERE TURNED OFF.

You heard it first here.
Posted by: torabora

Good thing he wasn't attacked with a bedsheet then.

Posted by: J. Epstein at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (wUHYj)

378 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes
___

Did you say that with your nose in the air?

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (TeRxL)

379 He took great delight in tossing an extra spring into the pile when a guy was working on a 4-barrel carburetor."

--

Oh that's a horrible person there.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (fmga0)

380
If a man hits an 80 something year old man in the head with a hammer Pelosi gets a hole in the head.

Woman who identifies as man.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (y3pKJ)

381

The only thing missing from this stupid FARCE is an idiotic statement from "leader" Kevin McCarthy expressing condemnation and support.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (fkptZ)

382 Stupid of Rand Paul to interject here.
He's virtue signaling that he's better than the left and Pelosi's spawn, but also signaling that he thinks it may be a politically motivated attack.

Shoulda just kept his mouth shut for a day or two

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (FCbAQ)

383 One reason I think it could be just a simply burglary gone bad is that house has no gates or fences, unlike a lot of the ultra rich abodes.
Posted by: EFG at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (Ae67h)

I doubt the Pelosis leave their doors unlocked. Not in Frisco.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (7jVjR)

384 363 When Pelosi was busted for DUI, wasn't it also noted in the report that some type of drug was in his system along with alcohol. No way Pelosi wants that prescription documented in his medical records if he is abusing....buying shit off the streets is always a gamble. Should have called Hunter.
Posted by: Cheri

Shoulda called Hunter.

That's funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (7VrcY)

385 How many enemies can a Democrat have who is in power?

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (xhxe8)

386 368 It is obvious that the hammer was the only weapon used because Madame Pelosi was not home and the stake was superfluous.
Posted by: Professor Van Helsing at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (dTFZY)

Wait, was it that famous big F'n GAVEL from when she took over as Speaker?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (oHd/0)

387
Little-known fact: when played backward, all Beatles songs say "Rich'd, just shut an' play thu fookin drums like we hired you to."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (+R5dc)

I thought it was "Hey Paul. Let's get rid of Clarence and steal all his good ideas."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

388 This is the Hail Mary before going to a nuclear war.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (nMx88)

389 "But this is San Francisco! Crime is legal here!"

"Yeah, that's true. But it's not true in this particular case."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (1fl3R)

390 I'm assuming that's ONE of their homes.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (fmga0)

391 2:27 AM, for those keeping score at home.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (I2/tG)

392 363 When Pelosi was busted for DUI, wasn't it also noted in the report that some type of drug was in his system along with alcohol. No way Pelosi wants that prescription documented in his medical records if he is abusing....buying shit off the streets is always a gamble. Should have called Hunter.
Posted by: Cheri at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM

He's wealthy, he doesn't have to buy street drugs. I would think he has his own dr feelgood on the payroll.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (0Cl6X)

393 If my erection lasts more than four hours should I call a doctor?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (s+FHf)

394 >WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

you mean like that kid who got run over?
the Rubio canvasser who was beaten?
THAT kind of politically motivated violence?

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (geLO8)

395 BREAKING: Suspect identified as "Thor Odinsson"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

That was good. I LOL'd.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (S9NBt)

396 >>>236 What is up with Boomers and their thing with the Beatles?

well I can't speak for the Boomers but, I don't know if you've heard this, but the Beatles were pretty good, and wrote some solid songs.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (C1Zwz)

397 Y'all know that the suspect is going to turn out to be a Trump supporting, white supremacist, gas industry employee, Russian, right?
They will "correct" all the information about "attack" after the November election.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (MFZ8i)

398 Nuclear war would be a blessing at this point.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (TeRxL)

399 WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

As if we didn't expect this

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (bs+z0)

400 Should have called Hunter.
Posted by: Cheri

Hunter was LAPD.

Oh, wrong Hunter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

401 Also: if a dude was hammering Paul Pelosi (not the first time, amirite?), how did the cops get there in time that he's still alive? It must have been:

1.) The most pussy-ass hammer attack in the history of hammer attacks.

2.) It was more of a "hammer negotiating tactic" than "hammer attack."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM (oINRc)
++++
I'll pick door # 2

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (1fl3R)

402 The assailant's name is Maxwell
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022

***
He had his demon with him

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

403

90% chance they arrested an innocent (of this "crime") man.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (fkptZ)

404 " I bet Karl Maulden could solve this crime.
Posted by: mrp

My $ is on Jim Rockford.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)

Dirty Harry."

Ooooh, ooooh, I've got a microscope!

Posted by: Quincy at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (24fqN)

405 "What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes
___

Did you say that with your nose in the air?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (TeRxL)"

Officers retirement pay is apparently very good.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (TbpGr)

406 First thing I thought was some sort of false flag operation.

The Pelosi's really are a crime family, and they don't even feel the need to hide it.

Posted by: Blago at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SyWJ7)

407 The only thing missing from this stupid FARCE is an idiotic statement from "leader" Kevin McCarthy expressing condemnation and support.

If I were him, I'd do so. I suspect my constant chuckling would detract from the message though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (KFhLj)

408 >If my erection lasts more than four hours should I call a doctor?

Posted by: torabora

shout it from the mountain tops

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (geLO8)

409 Maybe we should stop letting violent criminals out with no bail or nah bro

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (3fmag)

410 My $ is on Jim Rockford.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)

Dirty Harry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

___________

Oh, just one more question...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (1Nxff)

411 well I can't speak for the Boomers but, I don't know if you've heard this, but the Beatles were pretty good, and wrote some solid songs.
Posted by: ace
___

If you say so.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (TeRxL)

412 Of course they don't want to mention the Rubio campaign canvasser who was beaten nearly to death by black leftists the other day.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (H8QX8)

413 >>>When you're a hammer, everything is Paul Pelosi.
Posted by: Hammer at

lol

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (C1Zwz)

414 Remastered Beatles album "Revolver" released today

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (X5CsJ)

415 WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

It's all they got left.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Xrfse)

416 If the DA's press release identifies the attacker as a she or they, after the police called the attacker a him?

Go with the tranny hooker commercial dispute angle.

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Z32m1)

417 366 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)

I was thinking the same thing

Posted by: Tank at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (us2H3)

418 195 Let's be honest; six months ago, how many "mega-MAGA" types even knew Nancy Pelosi still had a husband?
Posted by: Dr. T at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (bhRsz)
___________

How many people NOW know that Kamala Sutra has a husband? OK, he's apparently in Witness Protection, but still ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (YqDXo)

419 She's never around when all the good stuff happens, is she.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (s+FHf)

420 395 BREAKING: Suspect identified as "Thor Odinsson"
------------------
Rut Roh, Nanzi. You pissed off the Vikings.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (fWTJL)

421 He's wealthy, he doesn't have to buy street drugs. I would think he has his own dr feelgood on the payroll.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (0Cl6X)

Well, if he was in the Hamptons... HankMed?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (oHd/0)

422 Officer's retirement pay is apparently very good.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

Obviously.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (TeRxL)

423 He took great delight in tossing an extra spring into the pile when a guy was working on a 4-barrel carburetor."

Carroll Shelby actually did drop lug nuts on the ground in Ferrari's pit at Le Mons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

424 The Beatles were lame. The only time they did anything right was when they were ripping off songs from American blacks and repackaging them for white audiences. Deal with it.

They were also really whiny and they made whining a thing. In the words of Butt-Head: "those guys ruined music."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Music is one of those things like cooking. You can never really 'ruin' it because it is always a matter of taste. The early Beatles played R&B a lot because that is what the scene was like in Great Britain at the time--you had the BBC stuck in time with its playlist but you had Americans over there since WWII bringing in American records and influence. So trying to allocate R&B to everything that the Beatles did is reductionist and a tremendous overstatement. Instead, it was simply one of the influences that the Beatles had and was more important when they were a bar band.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (CXr4y)

425 >>>If you say so.

they did. It's noted in every annal.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (C1Zwz)

426 WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

Posted by: Marcus T

How can someone write for the WSJ if they weren't alive in the summer of 2020?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (lTGtQ)

427 >The Pelosi's really are a crime family, and they don't even feel the need to hide it.

Posted by: Blago at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SyWJ7)

The way I see it, everybody takes a beating sometime.

Posted by: Henry Hill at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (Egb5W)

428 Pelosi, 82, is expected to make a full recovery, the Democratic speaker's office said in a statement.

.. will he ever be able to play the violen ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (X5CsJ)

429 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Remember when Pelosi’s daughter celebrated Rand Paul getting his ribs broken by his neighbor?

https://tinyurl.com/3t54kvus

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (NpAcC)

430
The only possible way this happens is Paul dismisses or refuses security when she's not home, so he can get his drug whores in with a minimum of fuss. That is absolutely the only way this happens. A deliberate choice to not have security present.
Posted by: Groom of the Stool

The Pelousey's don't actually LIVE in that Frisco house, they live in Napa on the winery estate. The Frisco house is just to establish residency for her Congressional district.

Apparently, Paul found it useful as his love-shack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (n+4am)

431 Also: if a dude was hammering Paul Pelosi (not the first time, amirite?), how did the cops get there in time that he's still alive? It must have been:

1.) The most pussy-ass hammer attack in the history of hammer attacks.

2.) It was more of a "hammer negotiating tactic" than "hammer attack."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:19 PM

Fox is saying the DOJ launched a special strike team to fly to SF less than 10 minutes after the attack. Not saying they knew about this before the local cops did, but something sure is fishy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (bVYXr)

432 "How was the assailant known to, or associated with or to Mr Pelosi? Had he ever been at the home before and how did he learn of its location?"

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (TbpGr)

433
but the Beatles were pretty good, and wrote some solid songs.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (C1Zwz)

Facts not in evidence.

What are we talking about here? All their good songs were written by Chuck Barry and others.

Maxwell's Silver Hammer *is* fruity. So is the rest. "I wanna hold your hand?" I guarantee the original lyric was about cock, and someone made them change it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (oINRc)

434 I swear, if I'm in my 70s and people are writing fellatory documentaries about One Direction, I will pull an Elvis and shoot my TV.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:25 PM (oINRc)

I know. I find it strange that people still go to see bands where what few originals remain are in their 60's. There is nostalgia and then there is refusing to grow up. Let's face it, a lot of Boomers never grew up.

Posted by: WiNO at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (a9U7/)

435 WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

You mean like traveling to a supreme court justice's house with a bag of guns? Or forming mobs around their homes?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (KFhLj)

436 Do you want to know how multimillionaire Nancy Pelosi just proved that she doesn't feel the least bit threatened by right wing fascist Nazi Trump supporters?

They don't have security.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (fmga0)

437 Am I a bad person if I don't give a rat's ass about Pelosi being attacked? Fuck him with the hammer. Innocent people get attacked every day in SF due to stupid liberal policies. It's about time the rich elites feel some of that pain.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

438 Remastered Beatles album "Revolver" released today
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (X5CsJ)

My field. She is barren.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

439 Missed it by that much!

I guess if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (N39Ws)

440 Schlichter:

Police say Paul Pelosi was assaulted by Harry Reid’s workout equipment

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

441 John Lennon hated that song. He mentioned in an interview that McCartney had them do take after take on it trying to polish the turd into a hit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:13 PM (CXr4y)

Nancy Pelosi had Lennon killed because that was her favorite song.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (z99Zw)

442 @352

>>One Direction was better than the Beatles, and they fucking sucked, and I think one of them is even a tranny now, if memory serves.

This a preposterous statement at every level of analysis.

The Beatles changed and or influenced, music, culture, fashion and art for a decade.

One Direction is so inconsequential as to even mention them in the same breath as The Beatles absurd.

Now you may not like The Beatles, which is perfectly legitimate but to say they were lame...

I don't even know how to process that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (GgS0l)

443 We're just waiting for the hammer to fall.

Posted by: Queen at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (jQJ+c)

444 414 Remastered Beatles album "Revolver" released today
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (X5CsJ)

Revolver? That's a gun... clearly we need common sense Beatle Control!

Posted by: Orkin Man! at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (oHd/0)

445 >WSJ: "stoking fears of potential politically motivated violence heading into the election."

That writer will be sucking cocks in hell.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (rJ48h)

446 ace, we get it.

You like the Beatles.

And those of us that don't believe as you should just shut up.

Got it.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (TeRxL)

447 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)
++++
1. It's a pretty big house
2. It's in It's San Francisco
3. It has a garage
4. There's no graffiti on the place
5. The streets look clean

That house is probably several million dollars.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (1fl3R)

448 >>>The Beatles were lame. The only time they did anything right was when they were ripping off songs from American blacks and repackaging them for white audiences.

so they're Elvis?

The Beatles were not a particularly bluesy group, except to the extent that all rock is influenced by the blues, and they did cover some Chuck Berry songs.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (C1Zwz)

449 " I bet Karl Maulden could solve this crime.
Posted by: mrp

My $ is on Jim Rockford.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)

Dirty Harry."

Ooooh, ooooh, I've got a microscope!
Posted by: Quincy at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (24fqN)

Just one more thing...

Posted by: Columbo at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

450 We have the best hammer attacks don't we folks?

Posted by: The Donald at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (3fmag)

451 411 well I can't speak for the Boomers but, I don't know if you've heard this, but the Beatles were pretty good, and wrote some solid songs.
Posted by: ace
--------------------
I would agree with that appraisal and furthermore, the Beatles did open the door from pop groups being disposable into allowing them and other groups to explore different directions in music.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (CXr4y)

452 They said he was attacked around the head with a hammer. 82years old. This makes no sense. Who stopped the attack? Who called the cops? Suspect in custody. No name, ethnicity. No motive, but targeted attack? This gets stranger by the moment.
Supposedly police statement any minute.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Y+l9t)

453 The one who hated it was George Harrison, who complained they were doing one hundred takes of this "fruity" song because Paul thought it could be a single. "It could never be a single," George said. "It's too fruity!"

That quote works best if you hear it in your head with the exaggerated Liverpool accent from the animated movie.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (nfrXX)

454 The Pelousey's don't actually LIVE in that Frisco house, they live in Napa on the winery estate. The Frisco house is just to establish residency for her Congressional district.

***

And they couldn't find anything better besides something that screams "upscale halfway house"?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (wb1YC)

455 Has Nancy done anything to piss off BLM/Antifa lately? Still, seems more likely it was drug dealer or prostitute type issue ... did Paul get drug tested after this "accident"? Any pictures of the house where hammer was used to break in?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Cus5s)

456 That was a joke. I condemn fully and without exception.

Posted by: The Donald at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (3fmag)

457 but the Beatles were pretty good, and wrote some solid songs.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (C1Zwz)

Paul is dead

Posted by: Walrus at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (us2H3)

458 446 ace, we get it.

You like the Beatles.

And those of us that don't believe as you should just shut up.

Got it.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (TeRxL)

========

Is Ace Ed Driscoll?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

459 55 It was a silver hammer, and we have a guy named Maxwell. What more can we do at this time?

Some SFPD Inspector and Beatles Fanboy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:09 PM (lz5hY)
----
You mentioned Maxwell. Are you going to do Math now?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Java isn't only an island at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (qfLjt)

460 so they're Elvis?

-

Ha. Southern men would've possibly started enjoying the Beatles non-gospel stuff if they'd gained weight and had a rockin' comeback tour.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (fmga0)

461 Nancy Pelosi had Lennon killed because that was her favorite song.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---------------------
I sprayed coffee on my keyboard with that one.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (CXr4y)

462 Heh. Yes, some people deserve to be assaulted Paul. You fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (eJn7u)

463 Paul Pelosi didn't get attacked by a lunatic with a hammer. He participated in a diversity celebration.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (lrz3q)

464 "What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes
___

Did you say that with your nose in the air?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:35 PM (TeRxL)"

Officers retirement pay is apparently very good.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (TbpGr)
***

AND while sipping my tea, my pinky was extended.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (anj39)

465 410 My $ is on Jim Rockford.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)

Dirty Harry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

___________

Oh, just one more question...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (1Nxff)

They always give the big cases to McMillan & Wife

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

466
EVERY Beatle album was great until Sgt. Pepper.

There was a great Harry & Paul bit years ago about the Beatles staying together until old age and not getting involved with drugs. Sort of a geriatric HELP!

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (j4U/Z)

467 Whoever is buying that Pelosi's home has no security presence can call me at Iam-aSu-cker.
I have a bridge to sell you.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (MFZ8i)

468 Is Ace Ed Driscoll?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

---------------------
That right there is cruel on every level.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (CXr4y)

469 Oh, no! Anyway...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (DTX3h)

470 Too early to speculate? But then they speculate MAGA? I speculate jilted gay lover.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (8vt87)

471 there is a claim that this is a blurry picture of the assailant from the security cameras

https://tinyurl.com/3ttmduwk

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xhaym)

472 Pelosi is Einhorn! Einhorn is Pelosi~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (IyrhE)

473 Damn good thing it wasn't one of those mountain climber ice axes.

Leon Trotsky

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (lz5hY)

474 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)

Yeah, but it's filled with Ice Cream

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (M+Lyo)

475 I just got a TABOR refund of $29.53

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (geLO8)

476 AND while sipping my tea, my pinky was extended.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (anj39)
++++
Pinky *and* nose up at the same time?

Now *that's* elite-class multitasking!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (1fl3R)

477
Three story house
Lotta stairs for 80yo

Got a elevator?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (g4IQ4)

478 468 That right there is cruel on every level.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (CXr4y)

==========

"I learned it from you!"
-My "apology" email to Ace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

479 Harmeet K. Dhillon:

My firm served a lawsuit against Paul Pelosi one time in SF after attempting to serve at other residences—Napa, Georgetown. They weren’t home, but staff were, & multiple law enforcement officers were on the perimeter. Break-in is odd given this level of security.

Setup. Setup. Setup.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (I2/tG)

480 " I bet Karl Maulden could solve this crime.
Posted by: mrp
My $ is on Jim Rockford.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:33 PM (KAi1n)
Dirty Harry."
Ooooh, ooooh, I've got a microscope!
Posted by: Quincy at October 28, 2022 12:37 PM (24fqN)
Just one more thing...
Posted by: Columbo at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)
***

Have you all met my wife?

Posted by: MacMillan at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (anj39)

481 Yikes. Apparently, some corn flakes were pissed in this morning.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (Xrfse)

482 Any chance a woman's husband or boyfriend?

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xhxe8)

483 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:34 PM (anj39)
1. It's a pretty big house
2. It's in It's San Francisco
3. It has a garage
4. There's no graffiti on the place
5. The streets look clean
That house is probably several million dollars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (1fl3R)

That house is on a gated private street with a guard shack out front.

Posted by: Columbo at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Z32m1)

484 434 Let's face it, a lot of Boomers never grew up.
Posted by: WiNO at October 28, 2022 12:39 PM (a9U7/)

*looks at heavily Boomer-dominated politics and culture of the 2010s and 2020s*

You might have a point there!

Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (UewuT)

485

Reminder that "doggerel" is the word of the day.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (fkptZ)

486 Should have called Hunter.
Posted by: Cheri

Hunter was LAPD.

Oh, wrong Hunter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

That, me boy, was The Hunter.

Posted by: Officer Flannigan at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (AiZBA)

487 The Babylon Bee has reportedly been unbanned from Twatter.

You may recall that their banning was what first motivated Musk to suggest he might buy Twitter (at first as a joke).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (bW8dp)

488 >>>Is Ace Ed Driscoll?

low blow. I never write posts about the Beatles. The most I do is do a sidebar link about the documentary from last year, or post a Mystery Click. And I think I only did one of those, because the Beatles aren't much of a mystery any longer.

except to this rabble of ill-educated swine, apparently.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (C1Zwz)

489 How did this guy get inside? Was he invited inside, for purposes of a business transaction?

A fair question, although they might have been just relying on the Secret Service protection the speaker of the house enjoys. There is a very slim chance this skel had some social media post that is insufficiently opposed to Trump and they'll try to use that as proof he's some MAGA maniac.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Ivdso)

490

Beatles' lyrics are doggerel.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (fkptZ)

491 Would be great if it was an illegal alien with a criminal record.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

492 (Unknown Assailants Name) did not kill himself

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (flINI)

493 The Beatles were a choral group like the Beach Boys. The Stones were a blues based group. Both were good. Let's stop this nonsense that they sucked.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (fWTJL)

494 488 except to this rabble of ill-educated swine, apparently.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (C1Zwz)

=========

All I know is that Across the Universe sucked!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

495 A guy attacks an 82 year old alcoholic man with a hammer. Unless Paul has skull fractures, I say this is a setup october surprise. They didn't get any actual maga violence, so they are going to manufacture some.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (8vt87)

496 The Beatles are gay

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (3fmag)

497 Everybody has a plan until they get hammered in the face.

Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (gZ1zc)

498 early Beatles were good, when they were playing rock n roll music

then they got all serious about themselves and started to suck

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (geLO8)

499 453 The one who hated it was George Harrison, who complained they were doing one hundred takes of this "fruity" song because Paul thought it could be a single. "It could never be a single," George said. "It's too fruity!"

That quote works best if you hear it in your head with the exaggerated Liverpool accent from the animated movie.
Posted by: Oddbob
--------------------
Lennon's comments about it were in the extended Playboy interview sessions--most of which wasn't used in the article so they wrote a book with the outtakes. John does an evaluation of Beatles songs over who did what and what he remembered of them that brings out a lot of details from John's POV. Worth snagging if nothing for explaining the Lennon McCartney creative process.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (CXr4y)

500 "That house is probably several million dollars."

And they probably pay zero property tax on it.

Posted by: Quincy at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (24fqN)

501

Mackerel is a synonym of Doggerel.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (fkptZ)

502 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Y+l9t)

Crazy drugged up Homeless are all OVER San Fran.

Claw Hammers are really good for breaking into houses.... especially ones that normally don't have anyone living in them.

Posted by: Orkin Man! at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (oHd/0)

503 Meh. 2600 Broadway is a schlep for me,

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (KAi1n)

I was judging by the fact that you were not locked up, unless you smuggled in a smartphone.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (yHsuS)

504 It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job
But he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (M+Lyo)

505 The Beatles covered “Til There Was You” from Meredith Willson’s The Music Man.

Willson’s widow said they made more money from the royalties of the Beatles version than they did from the musical.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (T0qGO)

506 The only possible way this happens is Paul dismisses or refuses security when she's not home, so he can get his drug whores in with a minimum of fuss. That is absolutely the only way this happens. A deliberate choice to not have security present.
Posted by: Groom of the Stool at October 28, 2022 12:32 PM (KMAIs)

Or they are lying and Mr Pelosi was playing with someone's kid or wife and it got violent.

Who is important enough to have that silenced?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (xhaym)

507 So that guy who shits on the sidewalk in front of his house finally found an unlocked door?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (s+FHf)

508 Fiona Apple does a nice version of Across the Universe.

Too bad she's a wacko because her voice is sexy as fuck.

But she's no Poe.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (3fmag)

509 Of course they don't want to mention the Rubio campaign canvasser who was beaten nearly to death by black leftists the other day.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Politico breathlessly reported that he was a far right-wing Nazi supporter. Canvassing for Rubio? Hmmmm...

Posted by: Cheri at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (oiNtH)

510 Off Q-Man sock.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (24fqN)

511 So Pelosi doesn't swim with the fishes?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (fWTJL)

512 A set up to take away from Elon's first day and the purge going on?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (Y+l9t)

513

Somwone should post hunter biden's crack-face pic and say this is who was arrested.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (fkptZ)

514 Michigan's Proposal 22-2 says it's to secure elections but it feels like it's just enshrining absentee voting and "election season". I also find the acceptance of signature minus ID problematic.

Any input/opinions welcome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (xyW9l)

515 The Beatles were a great band. And I don't particularly like them. But I can't deny their talent.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (eJn7u)

516
In all seriousness, the Beatles' earlier BBC sessions were good. Poppy white covers of R&B and rock. After they started doing their own thing... oy vey.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (oINRc)

517 493 The Beatles were a choral group like the Beach Boys. The Stones were a blues based group. Both were good. Let's stop this nonsense that they sucked. Posted by: Puddinhead
--------------------
People cannot get over disputing matters of taste because they are indistinguishable from a person's identity. So writing, music, art, cinema, even photography are endlessly disputable because everyone can play I have an opinion game.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (CXr4y)

518 Someone upthread had an excellent point. This is a private residence of the third or fourth most powerful person in the USA (and by extension the rest of the world too), currently hosting her ~~husband~~ high value kidnapping leverage. We're expected to believe that there isn't substantial 24/7 state and federal security on site or next door to keep unwanted interlopers away? Riiiiiight.

Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (UewuT)

519 497 Everybody has a plan until they get hammered in the face.
Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (gZ1zc)

Preach it!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (N39Ws)

520 "AND while sipping my tea, my pinky was extended.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 12:41 PM (anj39)"

I'm pretty sure I saw you at Reforger once. 😃

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (TbpGr)

521 495 A guy attacks an 82 year old alcoholic man with a hammer. Unless Paul has skull fractures, I say this is a setup october surprise. They didn't get any actual maga violence, so they are going to manufacture some.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (8vt87)

==========

"The perp has no social media history. We can find no photos of him before three months ago where we found him at a MAGA rally on the other side of the country (oddly enough, he was in the very center and in focus of a photograph of the crowd). We didn't even bother to look for any voter registration information. He's definitely all MAGA."

-5 minutes later-

*photo of guy's Democrat voter registration in CA surfaces, along with saves of his social media history calling for violence against all Trump supporters*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

522 292 All Beatles Music sucks.
Posted by: Shaftoe at October 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Rvxb7)
----
Preach
Posted by: ballistic at October 28, 2022 12:29 PM

Thankfully, they did manage to discover and promote to worldwide fame one previously unknown artistic genius.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (l8zDS)

523 A set up to take away from Elon's first day and the purge going on?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:45 PM (Y+l9t)

Well yeah. Not only that it shows how free speech causes violence.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (3fmag)

524 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Ivdso)

Apparently this is not their primary residence, but one she keeps so she has an address in the district, vice the Winery Estate they actually live in.

Probably does not have Sec Serv protection there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (oHd/0)

525 495 A guy attacks an 82 year old alcoholic man with a hammer. Unless Paul has skull fractures, I say this is a setup october surprise. They didn't get any actual maga violence, so they are going to manufacture some.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (8vt87)

Exactly. Christopher Wray was vacationing nearby and put on a cat burglar suit. All is well

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (Zzbjj)

526 Lennon's last solo album was a return to Beatles form. In between, it is better to say that Ringo had a lot more fun with his solo career than John did. Ringo is a pretty limited singer, even more so than George, and George was the better songwriter.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:21 PM (CXr4y)

Reminder: Ringo is alive, and banging Barbara Bach.
Ringo FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (l6IP+)

527 Harmeet K. Dhillon:

My firm served a lawsuit against Paul Pelosi one time in SF after attempting to serve at other residences--Napa, Georgetown. They weren't home, but staff were, & multiple law enforcement officers were on the perimeter. Break-in is odd given this level of security.
***

This might answer the $64,000 Question -- how is an 84 year old man beaten with a hammer and yet in fine shape?

*Because there was staff present and cops outside and the attack was halted within moments.*

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (C1Zwz)

528 Paul is dead
Posted by: Walrus

The walrus was ~~Paul~~ Whoopsie Goldberg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (FVME7)

529 84 Can we get the make, model, and year of the hammer?

It wasn't that thing Nanxi was wielding was it?
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:12 PM (s+FHf)

LOL a photo of that at the top of the post would be *chef's kiss*

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (RtN13)

530 Looking forward to watching the new German version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Anybody seen it yet?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (SIZS3)

531
Attacker (counting bills): You really want your $200 worth, don't you?

Paul Pelosi: Every penny.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (qOuMB)

532 What a shitty looking house.
Hell, even I have a three car garage.
Posted by: Diogenes

That is the garage for the electric golf cart that drives them to their garage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (8vt87)

533 Not too much of a Beatles fan. I would have to pick Ringo, seems like he had the best attitude, they were really a bunch of pricks to one another.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (M+Lyo)

534 425 >>>If you say so.

they did. It's noted in every annal.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:38 PM (C1Zwz)

Every WHAT??

Posted by: The Otters at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (906pl)

535 I tried watching Get Back a few months ago. I made it about 30 minutes. Like watching paint dry. I guess it's cool if you're a hardcore fan.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (xPl2J)

536 273 The cops are now saying that the attack was "not random", and that the assailant specifically targeted the home.

The plot thickens...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM

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Corn Starch will do that.

Posted by: portlandon at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (+oR7L)

537 Three story house
Lotta stairs for 80yo

Got a elevator?
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 28, 2022 12:42 PM (g4IQ4)

That was a necessary ADA modification paid for in the Congressional budget for the performance of essential duties by the Speaker of the House when she is not in Washington DC.

Posted by: Pelosi's Congressional Staff Weasel at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (Z32m1)

538 Who was that lunatic Dem contributor in California who kept accidently winding up with naked black men dead of overdoses in his house?

That's probably what was supposed to be the result here, but the hooker's constitution was too strong.

There's devilry afoot, I tells ya! Devilry!

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (Gda1b)

539 except to this rabble of ill-educated swine, apparently.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (S9NBt)

540 Bitch had it coming.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Univeral Gym at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (BsoVM)

541 78
Did he pay to get beat up? Is this a Gay Beat-Up Club thing?

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:11 PM (C1Zwz)
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You mean as in Dirty Harry? That was SF too.

Posted by: Ciampino - Java isn't only an island at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (qfLjt)

542 516
In all seriousness, the Beatles' earlier BBC sessions were good. Poppy white covers of R&B and rock. After they started doing their own thing... oy vey.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Depends on what you like. Artists with any longevity have to change or die. You see this stage with a lot of long lived bands--they run out of things to say, end up playing their salad day hits over and over again. Heck, Ricky Nelson even said it best in his minor hit Garden Party--if old memories were all I sang--I'd rather drive a truck.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (CXr4y)

543 That house is probably several million dollars."

And they probably pay zero property tax on it.
Posted by: Quincy at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (24fqN)
****
Lots of government lucre and not break a sweat.

Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (s+FHf)

544 Because there was staff present and cops outside and the attack was halted within moments.*

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (C1Zwz)

Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (3fmag)

545 448 >>>The Beatles were lame. The only time they did anything right was when they were ripping off songs from American blacks and repackaging them for white audiences.

So did the Rolling Stones and Led Zepplin. The Stones were essentially a cover band as most of their early work was covers.

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (ky+MF)

546 An assailant in my home armed with a hammer has a very short life expectancy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (eJn7u)

547 Perp was after Nancy's booze and ice cream stash.

Posted by: Dingbat at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (U09tN)

548 Irrelevant question but how does someone as Botoxxed as Nazi Pelosi express shock, grief, joy when her face is frozen in place?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (eGTCV)

549 Probably does not have Sec Serv protection there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:46 PM (oHd/0)

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So the secret service protects the home, not the individual???

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (DcKNO)

550 530 Looking forward to watching the new German version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Anybody seen it yet?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (SIZS3)

=========

It's a Netflix movie, so it played one film festival (Toronto) and was at Netflix's theater (the Paris Theater) in New York for a week. Supposedly it expanded, but I assume it was to a couple of theaters in LA.

It'll be on Netflix today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

551 488 Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (C1Zwz)

The Ruttles somehow Bigger than Buddha and still an inscrutable mystery...

Amazing that the democrats are getting the news cycles they "need" this close to the election isn't it?

There must be a lot of MAGA types in Haight-Ashbury now I guess.

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (Lzpvj)

552 Setup. Setup. Setup.
Posted by: The ARC

And they had the usual suspects in the media all cued up to cry 'far right wing' supporter!!! Tribe is such a piece of shit that no one should take seriously.

Posted by: Cheri at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (oiNtH)

553 Being called ill-educated isn't the worst thing I've been called *shrugs*.

Not everyone can be as credentialed as most here are.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (TeRxL)

554 Three story house
Lotta stairs for 80yo

Look how steep Broadway is at his corner. He can't even go outside.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (Sv58p)

555 The big revelation concerning Beatles/Stones was how tiny they were. Itsy Bitsy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (fWTJL)

556 see update-- CNN "anonymous source"

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (C1Zwz)

557 533 Not too much of a Beatles fan. I would have to pick Ringo, seems like he had the best attitude, they were really a bunch of pricks to one another.
Posted by: Hatari
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That can happen like a bad marriage when you stay together just for the money and prestige.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (CXr4y)

558 538 Who was that lunatic Dem contributor in California who kept accidently winding up with naked black men dead of overdoses in his house?

That's probably what was supposed to be the result here, but the hooker's constitution was too strong.

There's devilry afoot, I tells ya! Devilry!
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2022 12:48

That was the mayor of Hollywood? West Hollywood? City councilman or something but a big donor.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (0Cl6X)

559 "Claw Hammers are really good for breaking into houses..."

When I found out about Halligan Bars, I threw away all my claw hammers.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (24fqN)

560 Breaking: The SFPD has exhumed Hank Aaron for questioning.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (wUHYj)

561 I will always have a soft spot for Taxman.

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (SchQD)

562
Remastered Beatles album "Revolver" released today
Posted by: SMOD

Driscoll's gonna have Insty blog content for the next 2 months...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (n+4am)

563 Did anyone clean the shit up off the sidewalk before the cops showed up or did the cops track it in all over the house?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (s+FHf)

564 >>So did the Rolling Stones and Led Zepplin. The Stones were essentially a cover band as most of their early work was covers.

After Mick Taylor, the Stones sucked all the donkey dicks.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (NP6dc)

565 Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (xPl2J)

566 The assailant who attacked Paul Pelosi was searching for the speaker of the House, according to a source briefed on the attack. The intruder confronted the speaker's husband in their San Francisco home shouting "Where is Nancy, where is Nancy?" according to the source.

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Who said it? The guy who wrote Gawain and the Green Knight? That anonymous?

Or another anonymous?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

567 Led Zep was justa Beatle rip off

Posted by: Walrus at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

568 So writing, music, art, cinema, even photography are endlessly disputable because everyone can play I have an opinion game.

Instead we should focus on arriving at a consensus about something that really matters: which city has the best pizza.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (nfrXX)

569 That is a pretty big house for an old couple with no kids at home. They should really re evaluate their carbon footprint and downsize to a nice 500sf apartment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (8vt87)

570 The FBI are involved, an article says. I thought this was a local crime story?
I wonder if it was someone the FIB coerced into doing it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

571 It wasn't me. It was John Henry.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Univeral Gym at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (BsoVM)

572 >>Remastered Beatles album "Revolver" released today

Their last good LP.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (NP6dc)

573 Reminder: Ringo is alive, and banging Barbara Bach.
Ringo FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (l6IP+)

This, can't say much about his talent, I'm not enough of a drummer to have a valid one..

But you gotta admit he is the LUCKIEST SOB to ever live.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (oHd/0)

574 569 That is a pretty big house for an old couple with no kids at home. They should really re evaluate their carbon footprint and downsize to a nice 500sf apartment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (8vt87)

Sounds like Paul was almost downsized...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

575 There was a lot of hammering going on. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Univeral Gym at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (BsoVM)

576 Nearly a third of Moscow officials in the mayor's office has reportedly fled Russia in the space of a month, joining a mass exodus of Russians who have sought to escape being drafted as part of President Vladimir Putin's partial mobilization order.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (X5CsJ)

577 Wow

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (VLp7n)

578 I'm a boomer and a Beatle fan, and I'm fine with folx who hate both. I'm broad-minded.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (24fqN)

579 526 Lennon's last solo album was a return to Beatles form. In between, it is better to say that Ringo had a lot more fun with his solo career than John did. Ringo is a pretty limited singer, even more so than George, and George was the better songwriter. Posted by: whig

Reminder: Ringo is alive, and banging Barbara Bach. Ringo FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You can blame John for a lot of things but not what happened to him. That would be like blaming Reagan for Hinckley.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (CXr4y)

580 544 Because there was staff present and cops outside and the attack was halted within moments.*

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (C1Zwz)

Must. Be. Nice.
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2022 12:48 PM (3fmag)
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I would think the attacker was invited in. Either known to family, staff, and/or guards or it was delivery person. Hard to believe otherwise.

Posted by: Adrian Monk at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (fs1hN)

581 All this Beatles talk reminded me of this song.......

https://youtu.be/W_eza4Qm0Oc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

582 The assailant who attacked Paul Pelosi was searching for the speaker of the House

He was probably impressed by the quality of their sound system.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (eGTCV)

583 Irrelevant question but how does someone as Botoxxed as Nazi Pelosi express shock, grief, joy when her face is frozen in place?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (eGTCV)

Thought balloons.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (AiZBA)

584 The cops are now saying that the attack was "not random", and that the assailant specifically targeted the home.

The plot thickens...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:27 PM

The spray painted "ACAB," "Bash the Fash!," and upside down circle A are well known MAGA Symbols endorsed by Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: MSNBC Expert Commentary at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)

585 If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (X5CsJ)

586 A little late in the month for an October Surprise. I think the real Surprise was the Democrat's realizing they are about to get slaughtered int he mid terms.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Y+l9t)

587
They also need to close the hammer show loophole.
Posted by: Furious George
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Private sales must be banned. Background checks are necessary. Purchase of ball-peen hammers cannot be justified, no one needs a ball-peen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (qlgfj)

588 I hope the attacker had his covid vaccinations up to date.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (wb1YC)

589 549 Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (DcKNO)

The speaker is protected by the US Capitol Police, under the auspices and offices of the Sgt at Arms of the House.

Given Nanny's proclivities I cannot imagine she does not have a robust, taxpayer paid for detail assigned to her domicile, her person, and her spouse.

Look at her demand for Air Farce 3 the WineRoom

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Lzpvj)

590 That house is probably several million dollars."

And they probably pay zero property tax on it.
Posted by: Quincy

Several? My 1,080 sq ft, no-garage condo in Noe Valley is worth $1.2mil. That shack's worth easily $15mil, not several.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (KAi1n)

591 3:1 odds says Kato Kaelin had something to do with it.

Posted by: Rex B at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (HU4DS)

592 Or many Nancy was trying to take out Paul, as he's become a liability?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

593 So, no bail and he's out, right?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (cupoy)

594 " As Noted Legal Moron Chris Cuomo "

I got problems with this

We are Morons.

Cuomo is a moron.

Be better.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (uLr+K)

595 Anyone remember who Cayler Ellingson was?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ZLI7S)

596 Irrelevant question but how does someone as Botoxxed as Nazi Pelosi express shock, grief, joy when her face is frozen in place?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (eGTCV)

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I believe screaming. Still a bit of a mystery of what she's expressing, though.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Univeral Gym at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (BsoVM)

597 561 I will always have a soft spot for Taxman.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (SchQD)

So I lit a fire
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (oHd/0)

598 553 Being called ill-educated isn't the worst thing I've been called *shrugs*.

Not everyone can be as credentialed as most here are.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:49 PM (TeRxL)

I would be considered highly educated. And I have never seen you post anything that would make me think you weren't.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (eJn7u)

599 Did the cops dig through Nanxi's underwear drawers looking for evidence?

You know, exigent circumstances exemption. Hot pursuit.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (s+FHf)

600 Instead we should focus on arriving at a consensus about something that really matters: which city has the best pizza. Posted by: Oddbob
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Heh. You got me, I left out food which is definitely a matter of taste.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (CXr4y)

601 Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:50 PM (xPl2J)

***

The London Boys > Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (flINI)

602 Where is she? Where is she?

Posted by: AOC at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (C1Zwz)

603 If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land
Posted by: SMOD
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This a record. PP&M being mentioned 2-3 times in one day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (qlgfj)

604 I would be shocked if they didn't have federal security

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (xhxe8)

605 Maybe this is the guy who dumped a load on her driveway a while back

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (M+Lyo)

606 600 Heh. You got me, I left out food which is definitely a matter of taste.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (CXr4y)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

607 570 The FBI are involved, an article says.

But of course they are. They probably were from the start.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (H8QX8)

608 Lawrence Tribe used to have a functioning brain, now it is filled with Conspiracy brand oatmeal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (VLp7n)

609 That house is on a gated private street with a guard shack out front.

I don't think San Francisco proper as a city has any of those communities. Likely some of the outlying areas do, at least on the west side of the bay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Ivdso)

610 "The big revelation concerning Beatles/Stones was how tiny they were. Itsy Bitsy."

McCartney took a Route 66 road trip. People took selfies with him whenever he stopped at a gas station or whatever. He looks about five feet tall next to Heartland Americans.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (24fqN)

611 So let me guess, there was some confusion when Pelosi called his favorite pimp and asked for a tranny who would really hammer him

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (ESjRY)

612 But you gotta admit he is the LUCKIEST SOB to ever live.
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Yep. And he knows it and laughs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (fWTJL)

613 Beatles hate/Boomer hate....tiresome.

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (AwYPR)

614
I'd like to teach the world to hammer, hammer
In perfect harmony, in perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (X5CsJ)

615 Was the assailant using Nazi's gigantic wooden gavel?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

616 Several? My 1,080 sq ft, no-garage condo in Noe Valley is worth $1.2mil. That shack's worth easily $15mil, not several.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (KAi1n)
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I took a flyer at it. It's been a while since i looked at the San Francisco property market seriously.

I can't imagine spending that much for a house in a city. If I'm shelling out that kind of coin, I want some land and privacy to go with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (1fl3R)

617 Irrelevant question but how does someone as Botoxxed as Nazi Pelosi express shock, grief, joy when her face is frozen in place?

***

You ever see those pits crews do those tire changes at the races?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (wb1YC)

618 587 ...no one needs a ball-peen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (qlgfj)

I'm perfectly fine with my balls and peen. Don't be trying to take them away! I DON'T want to be transgender!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

619 We do have the crack head with a
hammer missle.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (7AJF9)

620 599 Did the cops dig through Nanxi's underwear drawers looking for evidence?

You know, exigent circumstances exemption. Hot pursuit.
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (s+FHf)

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Eye bleach, stat!

Posted by: Harry Reid's Univeral Gym at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (BsoVM)

621 did the hammer have the shoulder thing that goes up?

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (geLO8)

622 Karen Carpenter was a good drummer, and that’s all she really wanted to do. Apparently, it was having to get out in front and sing that caused a lot of her psych problems.

Gorgeous voice, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

She shoulda wore a fake mustache.....

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (T4tVD)

623 Reminder: Ringo is alive, and banging Barbara Bach. Ringo FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You can blame John for a lot of things but not what happened to him. That would be like blaming Reagan for Hinckley.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:51 PM (CXr4y)

You Can't Blame Me for Hinckley or Reagan!

Posted by: Jody Foster at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Z32m1)

624 I would think the attacker was invited in.

At 2:27 AM.

Sex or drugs, at that hour.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (I2/tG)

625 Things just haven't been the same without Insom and his tire iron around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (qlgfj)

626 I'm not a Beatles guy. Too folksy and pop group for me.

Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (UewuT)

627 615 Was the assailant using Nazi's gigantic wooden gavel?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

nerf hammer

Posted by: Walrus at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (us2H3)

628 The mugshot should be something.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (6eRlp)

629 Did the hammer have a chainsaw bayonet?

Posted by: Harry Reid's Univeral Gym at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (BsoVM)

630 587
They also need to close the hammer show loophole.
Posted by: Furious George
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Private sales must be banned. Background checks are necessary. Purchase of ball-peen hammers cannot be justified, no one needs a ball-peen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:52 PM (qlgfj)

And MC Hammer Albums? BANNINATED! Gateway drug to Hammer Assaults!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (oHd/0)

631 The donor guy is Ed Buck and he was found guilty in at least one case recently.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (CXr4y)

632 So, no bail and he's out, right?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM
******
Likely fish bait out near the Farrolon isles.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (s+FHf)

633 Bonk! Bonk! Bad grub!

Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (BJKQV)

634 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (T0qGO)

635 607 Posted by: Ordinary American at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (H8QX

Ralp hi Special Agent SPecial needs here, you need some weed, fentanyl, or crank look we need a political event....

//FIB AGent Beating his wife at a gangbang

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (Lzpvj)

636 The mugshot should be something.
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (6eRlp)
++++
:: channels the future ::
The camera malfunctioned. It's the damnedest thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (1fl3R)

637 The cops are now saying that the attack was "not random", and that the assailant specifically targeted the home.

Makes the "been there before on a transaction" theory more plausible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (Ivdso)

638 607 570 The FBI are involved, an article says.

But of course they are. They probably were from the start.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Does Ray Epps have an alibi?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (wUHYj)

639 A monstrously large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween

You Have Been Warned

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (X5CsJ)

640 Weird. As third in the line of succession, and one of the top 3 elected officials generally, the Speaker gets pretty good security, right? Right? Haven't read the comments, haven't gotten past that basic question.

The delusional and repugnant garbage from the idiot Tribe is now just standard for the totalitarian racists. And one reason it's reached this point is no appropriate response from reasonable people.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (OTzUX)

641 All the election news you need from Las Cruces, NM: 40% of my ballot is Democrats running unopposed. Diversity and Democracy in action. So far, the hammering we are receiving here is political but that could change.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (lrz3q)

642 599 Did the cops dig through Nanxi's underwear drawers looking for evidence?

You know, exigent circumstances exemption. Hot pursuit.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (s+FHf)

I think they want to go through that as much as they want to go through Hillary's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

643 624 I would think the attacker was invited in.

At 2:27 AM.

Sex or drugs, at that hour.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (I2/tG)

Let me introduce you to the might and POWER, of the word...

AND!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (oHd/0)

644 They're not my cup of tea, but the Beatles were the prime archetype and the perfect expression of the Icelandic death metal genre. You can't deny that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (6FeV1)

645 did the hammer have the shoulder thing that goes up?
Posted by: DB
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Tack? Claw? Framing? Ball-peen? Sledge?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (qlgfj)

646 What is Nancy Pelosi's Net Worth?
Nancy Pelosi is an American politician who has a net worth of $120 million. In her most recent wealth disclosure, Nancy and her husband Paul Pelosi estimated their personal net worth to fall somewhere in the range of $43 million and $202 million depending on the value of real estate assets, stock investments and other private assets.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (MFZ8i)

647 It was the strawberry ice cream

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (VLp7n)

648 STOP THE HAMMERING!!!

STOP

THE

HAMMERING

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (flINI)

649 I would think the attacker was invited in.

*b-r-r-ring*
Paul: "Who is it?"
Land shark: "Candygram"

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Sv58p)

650 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

Legal if creepy, unlike ZZ Top's "Francine".

That said, usually songs like that are written for a teenage audience, not meant to be taken literally as "I'm a big rock star singing about my sweetheart."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Ivdso)

651 The London Boys > Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM

Beach Boys > The London Boys > Who > Kinks > Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

652 The cops are now saying that the attack was "not random", and that the assailant specifically targeted the home.

Makes the "been there before on a transaction" theory more plausible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Does P. Pelosi have a wide stance?

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (lrz3q)

653 I bet it's a tranny whore he invited inside for services rendered. Some kind of dispute about the bill.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Hucnr)

654 Foul !

You can not mention Nancy Pelosi underwear here!

What is next Hillary Clinton in a thong?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (g4IQ4)

655

Does Ray Epps have an alibi?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (wUHYj)

Rumor has it he was last seen walking the streets of San Francisco saying "Hey...if you've got a hammer, I hear Nancy is at home."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

656 big clown hammer that goes "squeak"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (xhaym)

657 Sherlock Holmes needs to investigate this.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (eGTCV)

658 And here's a clue for you all:
the hammered was Paul.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

659 No one deserves to be assaulted."

******

This could be debated. I'm not saying Paul Pelosi deserved to be assaulted, but the notion that nobody whatsoever deserves a beat down is not necessarily true. We could start by parsing the word 'deserve'..

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (kXYt5)

660 I WAS NOT HOME!!!

Posted by: Nanny Pelotski at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (oyfLT)

661 You know, exigent circumstances exemption. Hot pursuit.

Posted by: torabora
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'Ongoing, active investigation'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (WTJmT)

662 Take away from this?

No security is air tight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (VLp7n)

663 Wait.... is the Viking from Jan 6 Still in Jail?

Or.... is this Thor? Trying to get him Released?

VALHALLA WANTS TO KNOW!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (oHd/0)

664 A little disappointed in Ace for not crediting the "MAGA Country Travel Brochure" for the Pelosi house pic.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

665 Nick Rivers > The Beach Boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1DY2oTjug

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

666 Beatles hate/Boomer hate....tiresome.

And yet some here never seem to tire of it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Xrfse)

667 FBI: oh, yeah! We know all about this guy! Interviewed him last week! Had a notebook with detailed drawings of the pelosi house and security schematics. Had Oct 27 circled on his calendar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (LRhmV)

668 622 Karen Carpenter was a good drummer, and that’s all she really wanted to do. Apparently, it was having to get out in front and sing that caused a lot of her psych problems.

Gorgeous voice, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Her voice was a ticket to stardom, not her drumming which was okay but not of star quality. Apparently her brother was the writer and arranger for the music.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (CXr4y)

669 Conspiracies to oppress Constitutional rights are just as illegal as a conspiracy to kill someone; if someone dies as a result of either conspiracy, ALL of the conspirators are subject to the death penalty. The law (18 USC 241) was written in the 1870's to rein in Democrat legislatures who were writing Jim Crow laws to take Constitutional rights away from former slaves. This means the law absolutely applies to legislators and governors. Every "assault weapon" ban proposal in any legislature is a violation of this law.

So, why is the law not being enforced? I have spent years investigating that question. The bottom line conclusion I have reached is that because only prosecutors can bring criminal charges against people, prosecutors are not doing their jobs, or obeying their oaths to preserve and protect the Constitution. Leftist prosecutors won't bring charges because they don't think you should have rights. Conservative prosecutors won't bring charges because their experience tells them that only criminals complain about their rights being violated. Neither group of prosecutors is enforcing 18 USC 241.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (CecP5)

670 Biden signs international climate deal on refrigerants

.. just so his body can be frozen (oh, already is)

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (X5CsJ)

671 *BREAKING* President Biden is proud to announce Paul Pelosi will represent the United States as ambassador to an island in the South Pacific. The island does not have a name, but is locally famous for its beaches, a few ramshackle bars, and no internet, no phone service and no press people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (zicBV)

672 But of course they are. They probably were from the start.

Maid: wow you guys got here really fast!
FBI Guys: uh yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Ivdso)

673 I'm seeing reports that Jerry Lee Lewis is dead again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (xPl2J)

674 did the hammer have the shoulder thing that goes up?
Posted by: DB
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Tack? Claw? Framing? Ball-peen? Sledge?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (qlgfj)

A drywall axe is right out.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

675 More "anonymous sources say" *( from the WaPo, not Tom Fitton )

@TomFitton 13m

Assailant shouted 'Where is Nancy?' in break-in at speaker's home, attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (IyrhE)

676 Anyone remember who Cayler Ellingson was?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Still Dead?

Posted by: Francisco Franco at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Z32m1)

677 Wow Pelosi's face is really f'd up in that photo. Attack was severe.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (24fqN)

678 I thought the Beatles were marvelous.

I remember as a little kid hearing "Help" and "Nowhere Man" and marveling that it was the same group.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (H8QX8)

679 Not a criticism, just an observation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Xrfse)

680 Prediction: no mugshot will be released.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Hucnr)

681 What is Nancy Pelosi's Net Worth?
Nancy Pelosi is an American politician who has a net worth of $120 million. In her most recent wealth disclosure, Nancy and her husband Paul Pelosi estimated their personal net worth to fall somewhere in the range of $43 million and $202 million depending on the value of real estate assets, stock investments and other private assets.

And yet it's Trump who has to turn over his tax records for investigation. I hate what this fucking country's become.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (S9NBt)

682 Q: How can you tell when a bad drummer is at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.

The main skill needed for a drummer to be successful in the studio is time. Ringo didn't speed up.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (tOhBK)

683 >>That said, usually songs like that are written for a teenage audience, not meant to be taken literally as "I'm a big rock star singing about my sweetheart."

Not to mention that it came on the heels of the 50s Crooners. Their songs were simply loaded with that shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (NP6dc)

684 Press confrence moved to 10 PT

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (Y+l9t)

685 Lawrence Tribe used to have a functioning brain, now it is filled with Conspiracy brand oatmeal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (VLp7n)

He was intelligent enough to make his idiotic interpretations of the constitution sound almost like decent legal analysis - but he was always a whacked out lefty and his analysis deeply flawed.

But, he simply has moved further left as extreme leftism has become mainstream. And, to stay relevant in the left nowadays you have to be as wacky and extreme as possible. So that's what he does.

I would never actually consider Tribe intelligent. He is highly educated and an academic, but everything he believes is wrong. And, if everything you believe is wrong (i.e., your beliefs are not based on facts and logic), you can't really be considered intelligent in my book.

Thank god he never got nominated to SCOTUS. When he was younger, he was always in the running for a dem president to nominate.

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (ky+MF)

686 Almost 700 comments and no one's made one Paul Anka joke yet.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (wb1YC)

687 >>>Don't forget that Ringo did that creepy "You're 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine" song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

in fairness, for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties

https://youtu.be/3Lc9EGOrNnU?t=73

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (C1Zwz)

688 Chris Wallace Ratings Plummet As CNN Staffers Are Warned Of 'Unsettling' Changes

.. they say the ratings are getting worse
how can you get lower than 0

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (X5CsJ)

689 That said, usually songs like that are written for a teenage audience, not meant to be taken literally as "I'm a big rock star singing about my sweetheart."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Ivdso)

Nah.... catch em young...

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (oHd/0)

690 Too bad Paul didn't suffer any brain damage in the attack. He'd immediately become the Dems' 2024 presidential frontrunner.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

691 Not a criticism, just an observation.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___

Here's another observation:

Not giving a shit does not equal hate.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (TeRxL)

692 A monstrously large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween
You Have Been Warned
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (X5CsJ)

They announce it and announce it and every time we wind up having to run up Maggie's Drawers.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (xhaym)

693 634 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.
______________

I remember when I gave that little fella, the one with the mustache, that song I wrote about lovin' on a 16 year old. He was so thankful, he let me bang out a few tunes on his drum set. Then he let me sniff his hair, no joke!

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (fs1hN)

694 At 2:27 AM.

Sex or drugs, at that hour.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Or maybe a payoff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (FVME7)

695 The police are out on the lookout for an exercise band.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (Ivdso)

696 If you're going to San Francisco,
Be sure to bear a hammer in your hand....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (wtvvX)

697 Old and busted: "This is MAGA Country!"

New and Improved: "Where's Nancy?! Where's Nancy?!"

Posted by: red speck at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (gS3OW)

698 I'm perfectly fine with my balls and peen. Don't be trying to take them away! I DON'T want to be transgender!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

They'll have to take my balls and peen from my cold dead hands...

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (AiZBA)

699
Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

Legal if creepy, unlike ZZ Top's "Francine".

That said, usually songs like that are written for a teenage audience, not meant to be taken literally as "I'm a big rock star singing about my sweetheart."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wot? Creepy?

Posted by: Sting at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (n+4am)

700 Whoever has the ticket that says: "Paul fell down the stairs drunk with the hookers panties on his head over his eyes" can come to the ticket counter to collect their winnings.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (MFZ8i)

701 Chris Wallace Ratings Plummet As CNN Staffers Are Warned Of 'Unsettling

How is that possible?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (eGTCV)

702 All the election news you need from Las Cruces, NM: 40% of my ballot is Democrats running unopposed. Diversity and Democracy in action. So far, the hammering we are receiving here is political but that could change.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (lrz3q)

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I remember my first time voting,, at age 18, while a resident in NM.

The voting machines, at the time, had a DEM or REP button one could select. After selecting REP, I was astounded by the number of races that still showed I had not made a selection, since there was no REP candidate in those races.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (TNyrE)

703 626 I'm not a Beatles guy. Too folksy and pop group for me.
Posted by: CppThis
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Their early days might be more to your liking.
THe Beatle's cover of Money is far better than the original and other covers of that song. Twist and Shout is also on par with the original Isley Brothers but with a lot more grit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (CXr4y)

704 Not giving a shit does not equal hate.

Got it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Xrfse)

705 >> The police are out on the lookout for an exercise band.

What... like those guys o the Treadmill?

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (NP6dc)

706 Caveman is still the greatest thing Ringo Starr ever did.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (xPl2J)

707 Not to mention that it came on the heels of the 50s Crooners. Their songs were simply loaded with that shit.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (NP6dc)

Thank Heaven, for little girlzzzz

Posted by: Lawence Chevalier at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (oHd/0)

708 701 Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 01:00 PM (eGTCV)

The guy in the control room is the one viewer, he switched over to SPICE TV.

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Lzpvj)

709 Just one more thing...
Posted by: Columbo at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM
***
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Crockah!
-Kojak

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (+R5dc)

710 Paul forgot the admonition that you pay them to leave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (cPkwS)

711 There's all kinds of rock music out there about young teenage / high school girls and sex.

Hollywood has been a cesspool for generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

712 If there actually was an "attacker" and this isn't just a cover story for yet another drunk driving crash before the election, then could this have been an Ed Buck-style man-companion defending himself from a lethal injection?

Posted by: Spamf Roming at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Ntfez)

713

Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
-- William Munny, Unforgiven

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:01 PM (fkptZ)

714 Well its Paul Pelosi so

Booze and a sex doll misadventure. So yeah no mug shot of the sex doll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 01:02 PM (VLp7n)

715 692 A monstrously large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween
You Have Been Warned
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (X5CsJ)

They announce it and announce it and every time we wind up having to run up Maggie's Drawers.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (xhaym)

6 1/2 moon distances away at it's closest this time around. More interested in its future transitions.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

716 "A monstrously large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween"

Since earth's orbit is 584 million miles long, that description does not narrow down the trajectory much.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:02 PM (24fqN)

717 Maggie's Drawers > Nanzi's drawers

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

718 Multiple reports now it was a homeless dude from Berkley named David Depape, with no ties to MAGA.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (qH6FZ)

719 Am I crazy, or did someone paint some menacing graffiti on their garage door a couple of years back? (also, whatever became of that?)

Sounds like a pretty rough neighborhood...they should probably move somewhere safer.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (SOV+T)

720 699
Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

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That was a cover, but yeah, cringe.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (+R5dc)

721 When he was arrested on the DUI, the NYP did an entire story on how it was common knowledge that Paul regularly cheats on Nancy. It was lib-logic at its finest:'They have a great marriage and love each other deeply- but yeah, he constantly cheats.'

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (ei7q6)

722 Lee Zeldin must feel like chopped liver at the moment

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (us2H3)

723 >>There's all kinds of rock music out there about young teenage / high school girls and sex.

>Hollywood has been a cesspool for generations.

Blame Tin Pan Alley, not Hollywood.

Big time Music production didn't make it to LA / Hollywood for quite some time.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (NP6dc)

724 A decision has been made to stop developing the submarine-launched cruise missile. This decision helps Team Biden to cater to calls from Democrats to scale back on our nuclear arsenal without sacrificing our triad capabilities. By contrast, when Trump was in the White House, a decision was made to develop a new nuclear-armed sea-launched cruise missile.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=132766

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (IPpg0)

725 Wow Pelosi's face is really f'd up in that photo. Attack was severe.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (24fqN)

Chardonnay is a cruel mistress.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (wBpKf)

726 Not giving a shit does not equal hate.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (TeRxL)

Posting about it....over and over...seems...obsessive.

Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (AwYPR)

727 in fairness, for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties

I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D
And I can see that you're so far from home but
That's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Posted by: The Rolling Stones! at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (I2/tG)

728 Crazy drugged up Homeless are all OVER San Fran.

Claw Hammers are really good for breaking into houses.... especially ones that normally don't have anyone living in them.

Posted by: Orkin Man! at October 28, 2022 12:44 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, we just saw some crazy hammer guy ripping up a McDonalds the other day. It is kind of a weapon of choice for that group, I'd imagine.

I call BS on the "targeted" at this point, which is not supported by anything but claims, and simultaneously, they don't know or won't release a motive.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (yHsuS)

729 Maybe Paul is our 'Paul' that likes to be stupid on JJ's morning Report.

Wait....that would make Kurt a relative of Nancy's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:04 PM (uLr+K)

730 662 Take away from this?

No security is air tight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 12:57 PM (VLp7n)

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"If history has taught us anything..."

Posted by: Michael Corleone at October 28, 2022 01:04 PM (cPkwS)

731 Hey, I'm a single guy alone in San Francisco. Ramon promised me discretion! I had no idea he was dangerous!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at October 28, 2022 01:04 PM (zicBV)

732 In all seriousness, the Beatles' earlier BBC sessions were good.

--

It's all in the annal.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:04 PM (fmga0)

733 A monstrously large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween
You Have Been Warned
Posted by: SMOD
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Tease.

It's all good though.

Looks like we'll do ourselves in with some nukes.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:04 PM (IPpg0)

734 Wonder if they've erased all the security camera footage yet.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:04 PM (wtvvX)

735 If you are going to ban all hammers, what are you planning to use? A ban hammer? Ponder that.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (kXYt5)

736 How is that possible?

We stopped lying.

Posted by: CNN at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (hPvGe)

737 "Meet the Beatles" album was made in one single 13-hour session. That's an accomplishment in itself. Came out very polished for a bar-band album debut.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (24fqN)

738 716 "A monstrously large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween"

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I hope it doesn't hit the rails.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (+R5dc)

739 Festerlump's wife say swimming is "very racist".

These people are lunatics.

I am fully ready for Pennsylvania to swipe the crown of stupidity from NY's head if this buffoon gets in.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (TbpGr)

740 did the hammer have the shoulder thing that goes up?
Posted by: DB
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Noveske still sells a framing hammer.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (OgrpQ)

741 My sources also name the suspect in this morning's hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley.

He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester.

Things appear set to be bizarre for a while.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (I2/tG)

742 735 If you are going to ban all hammers, what are you planning to use? A ban hammer? Ponder that.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (kXYt5)

I love Ban Hammer! The theme to Miami vice rocks!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (wtvvX)

743 I'm no detective, but this is a false flag operation to claim Republicans tried to kill Pelosi.

It's bullshit, and if there were any assailants, they were leftists.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (d2bW3)

744 OK, I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet. He is Italian, isn't he? Is it possible he might have had a "visit" from someone the same way Harry Reid had an unfortunate incident with his rubber bands? And it was interrupted by security?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (7B5FA)

745 Am I crazy, or did someone paint some menacing graffiti on their garage door a couple of years back? (also, whatever became of that?)
--

ONLY on their garage door. They carefully avoided the brickwork.

And remember, it's a gated community.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (fmga0)

746 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

Legal if creepy, unlike ZZ Top's "Francine".
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'She was only 16' - Sam Cooke

'Friendly Stranger in the Black Sedan' - The Ides of March

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (qlgfj)

747 725 Wow Pelosi's face is really f'd up in that photo. Attack was severe.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (24fqN)

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Not only did that sadist wreck her face, but just look how he stretched out her tits!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (cPkwS)

748 I would think the attacker was invited in.

At 2:27 AM.

Sex or drugs, at that hour.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 12:54 PM (I2/tG)

Now we know how Sarah makes the big bucks. Door to door Fuller Brush and Hammer Sales!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (anj39)

749 All the election news you need from Las Cruces, NM: 40% of my ballot is Democrats running unopposed. Diversity and Democracy in action. So far, the hammering we are receiving here is political but that could change.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 28, 2022 12:56 PM (lrz3q)

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I remember my first time voting,, at age 18, while a resident in NM.

The voting machines, at the time, had a DEM or REP button one could select. After selecting REP, I was astounded by the number of races that still showed I had not made a selection, since there was no REP candidate in those races.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Come to California where Democrats run against other Democrats for the same office.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (wUHYj)

750 BREAKING NEWS!!!

Bob the Builder arrested for Pelosi assault, says he just couldn't go through the casting couch routine again and lashed out

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (ESjRY)

751 718 Multiple reports now it was a homeless dude from Berkley named David Depape, with no ties to MAGA.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (qH6FZ)

The creator of the Depape smear?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

752 Y'all are too sensitive.

Posted by: Kip Winger at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (NP6dc)

753 Chris Wallace Ratings Plummet As CNN Staffers Are Warned Of 'Unsettling' Changes

.. they say the ratings are getting worse
how can you get lower than 0
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (X5CsJ)

Get a Zero AND a pink slip?

Posted by: CNN Staffer at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (Z32m1)

754 by the way, my defense of the Beatles, "It is noted in every annal," wasn't serious. It's a reference to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iivy40tllFs

though it is, in fact, noted in every annal.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (C1Zwz)

755 Beatles hate/Boomer hate....tiresome.

And yet some here never seem to tire of it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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I guess everyone has a pet hate. Mine is GOPe.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (CXr4y)

756 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 28, 2022 12:58 PM (CecP5)

Who do you think should be prosecuted under Section 241? Or what crime specifically.

I ask, because I can think of a number of reasons this law isn't prosecuted. For instance, I think you don't see these prosecutions because a) conspiracies are very difficult to prove and b) if you are talking about a conspiracy by, for instance, agents of the FBI - that would likely be precluded by the intra-corporate conspiracy doctrine.

As an example of the "intra-corporate conspiracy doctrine" imagine if 3 prison guards had to use force to subdue a prisoner, but during the use-of-force they went overboard, used too much force, and killed the prisoner. Obviously they were acting in concert - because it was their job to do so. It would seem unfair to charge them with conspiracy.

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (ky+MF)

757 Posting about it....over and over...seems...obsessive.
Posted by: BignJames
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Except that I haven't.

I asked a question, got answered, and moved on.

But I will remember never to ask certain questions here again.

Better?

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (IPpg0)

758 Well its Paul Pelosi so

Booze and a sex doll misadventure. So yeah no mug shot of the sex doll.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 01:02 PM (VLp7n)

Perhaps, but a LOT of taxpayer money is involved here: FBI, Secret Service, DOJ, Capitol Police. That's seven figures, easy. We the people want a mug shot.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (6eRlp)

759 Normally when an old man is attacked by a younger man with a hammer isn't it serious?

In what world do you get assaulted by a man with a hammer and end up in fine condition?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)

760 743 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (d2bW3)

They will unlike Juicy Smelly be smart enough to bus in some crackas from Bakersfield for the fall guy.

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (Lzpvj)

761 A ~~monstrously~~ Stacy Abrams large, 'potentially hazardous' asteroid will zip through Earth's orbit on Halloween
You Have Been Warned
Posted by: SMOD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (FVME7)

762

If your dealer's delivery person doesn't give you a free blowie, you're getting ripped off...

Posted by: Ken Shabby at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (6YNFT)

763
Posting about it....over and over...seems...obsessive.
Posted by: BignJames

*at Insty*

Ctrl-F "Driscoll"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (n+4am)

764 though it is, in fact, noted in every annal.
Posted by: ace
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You misspelled anal with two n's.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (CXr4y)

765 Did the "assault" hammer have a high capacity magazine?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (MFZ8i)

766 Noted elderly California Dem activist/donor Ed Buck got 30 years prison earlier this year for mistreating/killing hard-up screet people whom he lured into his own home for partying...Hmmmmm...

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (bvp+i)

767 759 Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)

When the attacker is a seven year old neighbor's kid escaping from your crawl space you may make out okay.

//Hairy Reed

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Lzpvj)

768 The most well guarded house in a closed, extremely rich neighborhood... gets broken into(right) and find a high value target ALONE (sure) and 82 year old subject get beaten with a hammer (puh-leazzze) but, he's going to be ok.

[Can I tell you how sick I am of people who think it's worth it to blow the margins to post the millionth worthless 800 character "HAHAHA" post?! -- ace.]

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (flINI)

769 740 did the hammer have the shoulder thing that goes up?
Posted by: DB
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Noveske still sells a framing hammer.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2022 01:05 PM (OgrpQ)

ARe you saying the homeless guy was framed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

770 It was a stochastic assassination attempt.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xPl2J)

771 >>>in fairness, for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties

https://youtu.be/3Lc9EGOrNnU?t=73
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (C1Zwz)

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Is that wrong?

Posted by: Benny Mardones at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (JfxgE)

772 Some stupid cop left his hammer in his parked undercover cop car and homeless dude broke in and stole the hammer.

It literally happens hundreds of times a week in the City.

Glass guys make bank. Insurance goes up.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (s+FHf)

773 Paul Pelosi got the Hairy Reed treatment.

Nothing to see here. Move along, citizen, move along.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (cPkwS)

774 No gated areas in SF, at least that part, that I recall (Marina heights, Russian Hill, where is it?).

Homeless (= most of the time, mentally ill/substance ravaged) guy sounds about right. Guess we'll see.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (OTzUX)

775 Come to California where Democrats run against other Democrats for the same office.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (wUHYj)

Jungle Primaries for the win!

Posted by: The Partei at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Z32m1)

776 Someone forgot the safe word.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (VbI7r)

777 Will Biden ban hammers?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (eGTCV)

778 Who fucked up what?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (IyrhE)

779 FYI,

Pre-Pill relationships were a lot more dangerous. We took those songs to be innocent relationships, not about who was banging who.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (5HBd1)

780 >>>>They will unlike Juicy Smelly be smart enough to bus in some crackas from Bakersfield for the fall guy.
Posted by: sven

Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (d2bW3)

781 Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (flINI)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

*puffs on cigarette*

Thanks, bro.......

Posted by: The Margins at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

782 I couldn't afford my usual hammer and had to go with imported Chinese junk. Else things might have gone differently.

Posted by: Maxwell at October 28, 2022 01:09 PM (5pTK/)

783

Ace, here's who is responsible:

https://youtu.be/i2UVEHefL88

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (fkptZ)

784 "it was a homeless dude from Berkley named David Depape,"

Does he have a hammery M.O.?

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (24fqN)

785 The far right has normalized the use of violence?

Let's rewind the tape to the summer of 2020.

The left's official story on 2020 now is that no riots happened and they were perpetrated as a false flag by Nazis. I'm not kidding, there's a Yahoo News story saying that that all of the lefties keep preloaded to CTRL-V.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

786 Multiple reports now it was a homeless dude from Berkley named David Depape, with no ties to MAGA.
Posted by: lowandslow

That would be a Nega Mega MAGA mugger.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ZrXen)

787 >>"Meet the Beatles" album was made in one single 13-hour session. That's an accomplishment in itself. Came out very polished for a bar-band album debut.

Black Sabbath recorded Black Sabbath in one straight session.
Most takes were the only takes laid down, as well.

And that is the greatest LP ever made.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (NP6dc)

788 David Depape Is a ‘Former Castro Nudist Protester’ & Hemp ‘Jewelry Maker,’ Reports Say

So it was a bootie call gone wrong...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ESjRY)

789 Hello, hello

who's looking to get nailed ?

Posted by: Hammer Boy at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (us2H3)

790 This thread didn't fare too well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (Xrfse)

791 He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester.

****

That would explain the homelessness and the mentally ill part.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (wb1YC)

792 This is the home of the person who is 3rd in line to the presidency, right?

Probably no reason to have security there.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (fmga0)

793 In more important news

Is Jerry Lee Lewis still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (VLp7n)

794 for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties

In the 50s and 60s as well. More, then. But again: high school songs, for high schoolers, written from the perspective of a high school boy or girl. So not "I'm 30 and in a band singing about my 13 year old girl" but "I'm 15 and in school singing about my 13 year old girl."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (Ivdso)

795 Berkeley, home of MAGA.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (IPpg0)

796 I think the graffiti job on Pelosi's place was staged. The blood was carefully poured out. No overspray on the brick from painting the garage door. All just too neat.

If this was a break in, it wasn't MAGA. If they were looking for "Nancy!" -with a hammer-, it wasn't MEGA MAGA.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (DB16e)

797 > He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester.

Castro District, I assume?

Yeah, nude protesters from the Castro District are well-known MAGA types. Almost as much as random inhabitants of the South Side of Chicago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (bW8dp)

798 746 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

Legal if creepy, unlike ZZ Top's "Francine".
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'She was only 16' - Sam Cooke

'Friendly Stranger in the Black Sedan' - The Ides of March
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (qlgfj)

--
"This is Dedicated to the Girl Locked in my Fruit Cellar."
-Jimmie Page

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (+R5dc)

799 ONLY on their garage door. They carefully avoided the brickwork.

And remember, it's a gated community.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (fmga0)

Considerate vandals are the best kind.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (SOV+T)

800 I have to say, no one has said that not wanting to be attacked by a hammer in your own home comes from a position of white privilege, even if you are Italian.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (MLrvz)

801 Berkeley is MAGA Country!

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (xPl2J)

802 Yeah... well... you know Jesus was a Carpenter...

And some of us have been sayin, that Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed...

Well....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (oHd/0)

803 >>>in fairness, for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties

https://youtu.be/3Lc9EGOrNnU?t=73
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (C1Zwz)

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Is that wrong?
Posted by: Benny Mardones at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (JfxgE)

I see nothing wrong.

Posted by: Bryan Singer at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Z32m1)

804 https://heavy.com/news/david-depape/

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (yHsuS)

805 I hate that dwarf lawn gnome that says he's science.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (s+FHf)

806 Joe Eskenazi, of Mission Local, tweeted, “My sources also name the suspect in this morning’s hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley. He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester. Things appear set to be bizarre for a while.”

A 2013 article in the San Francisco Chronicle mentions Depape, although his name is spelled wrong. It describes him as a “hemp jewelry maker.” That article reported that Depape was the best man at the naked wedding of Gypsy Taub.

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (geLO8)

807 I'd ask if Laurence Tribe is insane, but, the answer is obvious, else, why would he talk about right wing violence when it's the left that's been running wild?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 01:12 PM (5pTK/)

808 Paul should have just given the guy the used pair of Nancy's panties like he asked for and none of this would have happened....

Posted by: Stateless at October 28, 2022 01:12 PM (2D22Z)

809 Almost as much as random inhabitants of the South Side of Chicago.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (bW8dp)

Its the baddest part of town...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:12 PM (oHd/0)

810 Does the attacker self identify as Thor?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:12 PM (s+FHf)

811 And remember, it's a gated community.

I don't see any gates. It's right off Broadway, but it's protected somwhat by distance and elevation from the rabble below.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 01:12 PM (dNNCD)

812 Is that a recent picture of Mr Pelosi?. Dude looks pretty goof for 82.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Wy1BU)

813 Berkeley, home of MAGA.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (IPpg0)
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Made me LOL.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (5pTK/)

814 Larry the Lying Lawyer Tribe hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (FVME7)

815 The left's official story on 2020 now is that no riots happened and they were perpetrated as a false flag by Nazis. I'm not kidding, there's a Yahoo News story saying that that all of the lefties keep preloaded to CTRL-V.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

It's more nuanced than that, their new claims are:

1) there's no such thing as antifa
2) the protests that happened were "mostly peaceful"
3) There was far less violence and property damage than the right claims;
4) any violence or property damage was done by false flag people; and
5) no democrats actually supported the violence or property damage and none called for de-funding the police.

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (ky+MF)

816 >> Berkeley, home of MAGA.

CBD got an alibi?

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (NP6dc)

817 They're really going for it. Say hello to the October Surprise Surprise:

@BNONews 10m

BREAKING: Man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband tried to tie him up to wait for Nancy to come home, sources say - CNN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (IyrhE)

818 Multiple reports now it was a homeless dude from Berkley named David Depape, with no ties to MAGA.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 01:03 PM (qH6FZ)

The creator of the Depape smear?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

Evidently Dave Depape is a 40 yr. old homeless Berkely hippie that makes crafts from hemp.
I'm not joking.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (qH6FZ)

819 I see nothing wrong.
Posted by: Bryan Singer

Me neither, Mate.

Posted by: Rolf Harris at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (ZrXen)

820 So Paul Pelosi is Ghey?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (flINI)

821 808 I'd ask if Laurence Tribe is insane, but, the answer is obvious, else, why would he talk about right wing violence when it's the left that's been running wild?
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Rule #1: Always accuse others of doing what you're doing.

Ex: Russian Collusion = ChiCom Collusion

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (fWTJL)

822 BREAKING: Police have ruled out the FBI as suspects.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (oqrJk)

823 Stand back, I know what I'm doing.

Posted by: Sledge Hammer

Best series ever.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Gda1b)

824 "in fairness, for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties"

1977-1983 was the peak 'naked teen' era for movies.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (24fqN)

825 we're trying to get a pic atm

ya know, one where he doesn't have a dick in his ass

Posted by: Hammer Boy at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (us2H3)

826 More from heavy.com:

Joe Eskenazi, of Mission Local, tweeted, “My sources also name the suspect in this morning’s hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley. He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester. Things appear set to be bizarre for a while.”

A 2013 article in the San Francisco Chronicle mentions Depape, although his name is spelled wrong. It describes him as a “hemp jewelry maker.” That article reported that Depape was the best man at the naked wedding of Gypsy Taub.

A 2008 article in the Oakland Tribune, accessed via Newspapers.com, reported that David Depape and Gypsy Taub have three children together. Instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner in their Berkeley home, they “chose to join 350 others at the Two Star Market for a community meal,” the article stated.

“We like to meet our neighbors,” Taub told the newspaper.

WE LIKE TO MEET OUR NEIGHBORS.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (wtvvX)

827 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.

That was on the radio at the same time as Sammy Johns' song about banging 13 year old girls in his van and then dumping them by the side of the road without their shoes. (Adam Carolla called it "the pedo national anthem").

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)

828 Paulie P. had an in-house Gillum encounter

Posted by: jb at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (MFMP+)

829 a former Castro nudist protester

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dammit, clear maga energy

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (MLrvz)

830 Depape from the Castro district? So, the hammer swings both ways...

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

831 sounds like de pape smear

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (us2H3)

832 >>>in fairness, for some reason, it was completely acceptable to write pedo songs in the seventies and early eighties

https://youtu.be/3Lc9EGOrNnU?t=73
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:59 PM (C1Zwz)
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Is that wrong?
Posted by: Benny Mardones at October 28, 2022 01:08 PM (JfxgE)
I see nothing wrong.
Posted by: Bryan Singer

Pool Party!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Z32m1)

833 I see nothing wrong.
Posted by: Bryan Singer

Me neither, Mate.
Posted by: Rolf Harris at October 28, 2022 01:13 PM (ZrXen)

I WAS DOING RESEARCH!!!!!

Posted by: Pete Townshend at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

834 493 The Beatles were a choral group like the Beach Boys. The Stones were a blues based group. Both were good. Let's stop this nonsense that they sucked.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (fWTJL)

Way too reasonable...

Hammer him!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (BgMrQ)

835 If the attacker was some homeless nutjob, I think the only response from the DA would be to classify it as one of those "lifestyle crimes" wherein no punishment should be rendered.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (sVtYq)

836

OH!

So the "real target" in this "attack" was really the Democrat Speaker.

Ohhhhhhh.

Okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (fkptZ)

837 Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (+R5dc)

She's sexy and 17

and this lyric from Springsteen - "hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go and leave you all alone"

And the Police's "Don't Stand so Close to Me"

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (ky+MF)

838 Daily Mail says the guy smashed a sliding glass door at the back of the house and got in that way.

Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2022 01:15 PM (aeePL)

839 Is Depape in any Zombie Folsom St pics?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (VLp7n)

840 "And remember, it's a gated community."

Celebrity mansions in LA have been getting broken into, and the residents attacked in their own driveways. It's been going on for at least a few years. The Morlocks are fearless, and they are getting closer to the Eloi all the time.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (24fqN)

841 San Francisco used to have a state funded Community College where the classes were held in hundreds of resident's homes and business'. Everyone making bank.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (s+FHf)

842 16 isn't pee dough. it's probably illegal but it's not abnormal.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (MLrvz)

843 Updated gun-grabbers’ tactics

One of those people is Jonathan Lowy, the former chief legal counsel at the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence, who on Oct. 26 announced the formation of a new lobbying group, Global Action on Gun Violence, focused on taking on gunmakers on behalf of foreign governments.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=132737

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (IPpg0)

844 As per usual, the denizens of the left run out with their MAGA violence hot take and, again, it's either one of their own or a member of one of their victim groups who committed the violence.

These people are really incapable of learning anything.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (5pTK/)

845 Celebrity mansions in LA have been getting broken into, and the residents attacked in their own driveways. It's been going on for at least a few years. The Morlocks are fearless, and they are getting closer to the Eloi all the time.

The beatings will continue until the Eloi vote MAGA.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:16 PM (ZGrMX)

846 clearly you don't remember the famous Penny Lane scene from Almost Famous.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (MLrvz)

847

Do debates matter? The wisdom handed down to us from America’s political science departments maintains that the answer is not really. All that accumulated wisdom went right out the window in the wake of Tuesday night’s U.S. Senate debate in Pennsylvania. The shock of John Fetterman’s performance seems to have accelerated what was already a building sense of resignation among Democratic political professionals. If morale in the party’s trenches was low before that debate, it has all but collapsed since.

“I know there’s some—I’ll be a little bit graphic here—Democratic bedwetting out there,” said Democratic Pennsylvania Senator and Fetterman surrogate, Bob Casey, in the wake of the debate. That, he said, “is often typical of Democratic commentators and officials.” To borrow the senator’s metaphor, Casey has inadvertently exposed the extent to which he shares his party’s incontinence problem. Trying to buck up his fellow Democrats by disparaging Democratic campaign professionals is indicative of the party’s internal turmoil.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (X5CsJ)

848 Uh oh, he's dead again:

'Great Balls of Fire' singer Jerry Lewis dies at the age of 87

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (geLO8)

849 >>and this lyric from Springsteen - "hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go and leave you all alone"

That's a song about cheating with someone's wife, I think...

don't quote me. I can't stand Springsteen. But, I always thought that was a cheatin' song not a pedo anthem.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (NP6dc)

850 10 days out, here are the RCP Projections for 2022:

House: GOP +30.5

Senate: GOP +3

Governors: GOP +3

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (wb1YC)

851 Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:11 PM (yHsuS)

Wow, had to go see who the hell Gypsy Taub was after reading that...

Whole lotta weird... and Damn it! It should be a RULE that you can only be a Female Nude Activist if yer HAWT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (oHd/0)

852 That was on the radio at the same time as Sammy Johns' song about banging 13 year old girls in his van and then dumping them by the side of the road without their shoes. (Adam Carolla called it "the pedo national anthem"). Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)

Young girl, get out of my mind . . . .

Posted by: Gary Puckett at October 28, 2022 01:17 PM (7B5FA)

853 so the Castro part refers to the Castro District and not Trudeau's father.....

It had me confused.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (ZrXen)

854 "Taub's Facebook page says she is from Moscow, Russia, and is 'the homeless youth director at Jerry Garcia Family Healing Clinic.'"

Damn you Putin!!!

World War III here we come. Invest in fallout shelters & canned goods.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (MFZ8i)

855 "David Depape Is a ‘Former Castro Nudist Protester’ & Hemp ‘Jewelry Maker’"

Definitely MAGA

Posted by: bed head at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (Y1sOo)

856 "This is Dedicated to the Girl Locked in my Fruit Cellar."
-Jimmie Page

///

didn't Page or Aerosmith take guardianship of a 14 year old groupie to make it legit?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (MLrvz)

857 Pick it up, people!

This could be a 1K+ comment Thread!

As always, do not disappoint Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (a3Q+t)

858 Depape in any Zombie Folsom St pics?
Posted by: Anna
*****
4channers are very good at figuring out stuff like that.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (s+FHf)

859 I assume former nudist protestor is a free coinage thing?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (MLrvz)

860
Meanwhile, Sarah Huckabee is about to be the new governir of Arkansas. She was harassed and chased out of a restaurant in DC...and the Fake News celebrated.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (fkptZ)

861 @787

>>Black Sabbath recorded Black Sabbath in one straight session. Most takes were the only takes laid down, as well. And that is the greatest LP ever made.

Does it have cowbell on it? If it doesn't have cowbell on it it's not the greatest album of all time.
--
The Bruce Dickinson

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (GgS0l)

862 I wonder if the assailant will be let out on "no cash bail", the type Pelosi are her side supports.

Posted by: Alfred at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (b6c/x)

863 Been awhile since someone blew the margins.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (G7Xz7)

864 Whole lotta weird... and Damn it! It should be a RULE that you can only be a Female Nude Activist if yer HAWT!
Posted by: Romeo13
--------------------------
You are old enough to know the rule of Nude Beaches. The type of people that go to nude beaches are NOT the ones that you want to see naked.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (CXr4y)

865 Young girl, get out of my mind . . . .
Posted by: Gary Puckett

I thought of it first. Oh, Gigi...

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (ZrXen)

866 Wait... AM I still here?

Posted by: Tony Dow at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (flINI)

867 House: GOP +30.5

Senate: GOP +3

Governors: GOP +3

//

that's very conservative.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (MLrvz)

868
These people are really incapable of learning anything.
Posted by: blake
-----

It's worse than that. Their psyches are actually bent. They can no longer objectively consider anything that might contradict the narrative that has been installed in their heads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (oo0rP)

869 861 That's different!
The Left

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (yezA1)

870 It gets better and better. From that Heavy link:

A 2013 article in the San Francisco Chronicle mentions Depape, although his name is spelled wrong. It describes him as a “hemp jewelry maker.” That article reported that Depape was the best man at the naked wedding of Gypsy Taub.

A 2008 article in the Oakland Tribune, accessed via Newspapers.com, reported that David Depape and Gypsy Taub have three children together. Instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner in their Berkeley home, they “chose to join 350 others at the Two Star Market for a community meal,” the article stated.

“We like to meet our neighbors,” Taub, a pro nudity activist, told the newspaper.

Taub’s Facebook page says she is from Moscow, Russia, and is “the homeless youth director at Jerry Garcia Family Healing Clinic.”

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (yHsuS)

871 Celebrity mansions in LA have been getting broken into, and the residents attacked in their own driveways. It's been going on for at least a few years. The Morlocks are fearless, and they are getting closer to the Eloi all the time.

Good to keep a flamethrower handy.

Posted by: Rick Dalton at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (7B5FA)

872 I'm late to the thread, but, anyone else wondering if homeless guy was slipped a few bucks and given instructions so as to create an incident?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (5pTK/)

873 The left blames the right for the violence that they encourage, foment, and commit.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (JMAcK)

874 Whole lotta weird... and Damn it! It should be a RULE that you can only be a Female Nude Activist if yer HAWT!

Female nude activists are *never* hawt. They're usually more like Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

875 Don’t forget that Ringo did that creepy “You’re 16, You’re Beautiful, and Your Mine” song when he was in his late 30s or 40s.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 12:55 PM (T0qGO)

Which was a cover of a 1950's hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (YJMRB)

876 I'm a lineman for the county....

Posted by: Zombie Glenn Campbell at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (s+FHf)

877 CBSNews: Jerry Lee Lewis, "Great Balls of Fire" singer, has died at age 87

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (X5CsJ)

878 Been awhile since someone blew the margins.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (G7Xz7)

Yeah, sorry. I thought my heavy stuff would fit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (yHsuS)

879 That was on the radio at the same time as Sammy Johns' song about banging 13 year old girls in his van and then dumping them by the side of the road without their shoes.

--

Heh. I never got the impression she was 13 though. I like that song. One of those kiddome songs that takes me to a different time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM (sVtYq)

880 The attacker was a far right mega MAGA and you can't convince us otherwise!
The Left

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (yezA1)

881 >>Taub’s Facebook page says she is from Moscow, Russia, and is “the homeless youth director at Jerry Garcia Family Healing Clinic.”

Garcia. Guy had like 5 wives.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (NP6dc)

882 Fifteen days until election and we get from the FBI Dept of Election False Flags is "Pelosi Gets Hammered".

Do better FIBs.
Maybe dirty bomb Keeev.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (+EI+w)

883 I thought of it first. Oh, Gigi... Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (ZrXen)

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Posted by: Vladimir Nabokov at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (7B5FA)

884 And remember, it's a gated community.

I don't see any gates. It's right off Broadway, but it's protected somwhat by distance and elevation from the rabble below.

Posted by: t-bird

--

It's the same home from the staged graffiti incident, and it was reported back then that they live in a gated community.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (fmga0)

885 Waiting on Jerry Lee to confirm or deny....

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (yezA1)

886 So is Paul the pitcher or the catcher?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (s+FHf)

887 Has anybody crammed Lawrence Tribe's tweet down his throat yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (sVtYq)

888 There is a genre of "old guy lusting after kids" songs yeah. Chevy Van is definitely one. So is Young Girl, Five Short Minutes, Jailbait (nugent), etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM (Ivdso)

889 Was Paul Pelosi drunk at the time? Did Paul Pelosi fall while drunk the same way Hillary Clinton fell while drunk, which caused her brain damage? Did Paul Pelosi just get into a drunken brawl? So many questions about Paul Pelosi's drunken behavior!

Posted by: william ferrin at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (uXOtm)

890 Speaking of 'Vehicle', it never hurts to go to youtube and enjoy this video.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7srjd6

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (uLr+K)

891 Does it have cowbell on it? If it doesn't have cowbell on it it's not the greatest album of all time.
----------

Pfft. Slamming metal file cabinet drawer - Simon & Garfunkle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (FSo+R)

892 You are old enough to know the rule of Nude Beaches. The type of people that go to nude beaches are NOT the ones that you want to see naked.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (CXr4y)

Yeah... uh... actually... worst were the nude beaches in Europe... and fat Italian Men in speedos... /shudder

And yes, I can TESTIFY that some sunburns are MUCH worse, than others.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (oHd/0)

893 To be fair in Thank Heaven for Little Girls he does say they grow up in the most delightful way....

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (yezA1)

894 Wow, a leftist did this. Who could have known that... besides everyone.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (d2bW3)

895

You reckon it will be a fake "member" of the fake group "patriot front?"

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (fkptZ)

896 Taub’s Facebook page says she is from Moscow, Russia, and is “the homeless youth director at Jerry Garcia Family Healing Clinic.”

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Xrfse)

897 get out of here
before I have the time
to change my mind
cuz I'm afraid we'll go too far

whoa
young girl
get outta my mind

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (geLO8)

898 Thank Heaven For Little Girls

That's not about little girls, its about how girls are great because they grow up to be women. Its like praising an acorn because it becomes an oak tree; the tree is the focus of their interest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Ivdso)

899 I saw Dave & the Hemp Jewelery Makers open for The Greatful Dead at the Crystal Ballroom in Portland in '76.

Posted by: portlandon at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (+oR7L)

900 @891

>>Speaking of 'Vehicle', it never hurts to go to youtube and enjoy this video.

Any song that has a horn section is de-facto good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (GgS0l)

901 *reads headline*

*shrugs*

Eh. More than 10 miles away. Local story.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (dpnJh)

902 Dammit Paul, drug them FIRST, then molest them!

Posted by: Ed Buck at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (0TKBT)

903 So we will never know the motive.

After the Progressive Caucus had to sing minstrels in black face over Muh Ukraine, the Democratic civil war was bound to break out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (nMx88)

904 This is like a tonic, lifting my spirits on a dreary Friday afternoon.

Thank you Ace, thank you Horde and thank you apparently incompetant assailant.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (nnp+f)

905 I don't know what hemp jewelry but I'm picturing macrame.

Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (aeePL)

906 Gypsy Taub is a Russian American activist in the San Francisco public nudity movement.[1][2]

She's apparently had a lot of fights with SF about wanting to be naked in public...and this part is almost certainly true;

DiEdoardo claimed that the police were discriminating in regards to who could be nude in the city, noting that they went for people who had little political influence.

If Gypsy was a twink I'm pretty sure he would be able to be nude all he wanted...well among some of the inhabitants.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (ESjRY)

907

Paul knows it's not gay if you don't make eye contact...

Posted by: Ken Shabby at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (6YNFT)

908 Yep. Ed Buck was the dude's name.

Unfortunately he'll thrive in prison. All the BBC he can swallow.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Gda1b)

909 LOCAL JOURNALIST: LEFTWING ANTIWAR ATTACKER;

---

hahahaha

It's funny how that keeps happening.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (fmga0)

910 I fucking hate leg day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

911 So now that the attacker is a hobo from deep blue Berkley will tribe take back his ludicrous speculation? Lolololol I crack me up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (0Qrr3)

912 I'm the best hammer.

Posted by: The Claw at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (oyfLT)

913 Garcia. Guy had like 5 wives.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022
****
He had money and endless supply.
It killed him early.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (s+FHf)

914 Sure he WAS a nude anti war protester but since then he has become a big Trump supporter I'm sure...

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (yezA1)

915 910 hahahaha

It's funny how that keeps happening.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (fmga0)

========

The left attacks the establishment left with actual violence, and the establishment left keep thinking that they can control them forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

916 Garcia. Guy had like 5 wives.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:21 PM

Amateur.

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

917 Did Paul Pelosi just get into a drunken brawl? So many questions about Paul Pelosi's drunken behavior!
Posted by: william ferrin at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (uXOtm)

Walking distance to bars? His license should still be suspended from the DUI.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (oHd/0)

918 LATEST: Paul Pelosi undergoing brain surgery after hammer attack- KNTV

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (xPl2J)

919 I have not read Lolita, because it doesn't sound interesting, but from what I have read about the book, the guy is a pig and she despises him, and he ends up in jail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (Ivdso)

920 Wow, a leftist did this. Who could have known that... besides everyone.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (d2bW3)

In fairness, I put my money on rando early.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (yHsuS)

921
Steve Lawrence and then-child Donny Osmond did covers of Kirby Puckett's "Young Girl."

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (fkptZ)

922 Ball-peen, claw, or sledge?
Posted by: Andrew Manipplering Cuomo at October 28, 2022 12:17 PM (gZ1zc)

Framing

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (qyH+l)

923 854 so the Castro part refers to the Castro District and not Trudeau's father.....

It had me confused.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2022 01:18 PM (ZrXen)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq6s8G5hwzE&t=22s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

924 915 Sure he WAS a nude anti war protester but since then he has become a big Trump supporter I'm sure...
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (yezA1)

=========

He heard that Che hated the gays. Then the media told him that Trump hated the gays.

So, he just put 2 and 2 together.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

925 So no "Streets of San Francisco is ULTRA-MAGA Country" yelled from the alleged hippie perp? Huh.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (3FiQa)

926 883 Fifteen days until election and we get from the FBI Dept of Election False Flags is "Pelosi Gets Hammered".

bettered than "Pelosi gets nailed"

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3)

927 He's anti help Ukraine, so he's a Russian/Trump deep actor

Posted by: Jake Tapper covered in flop sweat at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (jQJ+c)

928 More from heavy.com:
Joe Eskenazi, of Mission Local, tweeted, “My sources also name the suspect in this morning’s hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley. He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester. Things appear set to be bizarre for a while.”
A 2013 article in the San Francisco Chronicle mentions Depape, although his name is spelled wrong. It describes him as a “hemp jewelry maker.” That article reported that Depape was the best man at the naked wedding of Gypsy Taub.
A 2008 article in the Oakland Tribune, accessed via Newspapers.com, reported that David Depape and Gypsy Taub have three children together. Instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner in their Berkeley home, they “chose to join 350 others at the Two Star Market for a community meal,” the article stated.
“We like to meet our neighbors,” Taub told the newspaper.
WE LIKE TO MEET OUR NEIGHBORS.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

You can just smell the Racist, sexist, transphobic White Supremacy wafting from this Fascist MAGA Danger to Democracy!

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Z32m1)

929 After seeing those swim suit photos of Nan, I’m thankful that she and the pro-nudity guy are on opposite sides of the left spectrum.

Posted by: EveR at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (MUpk6)

930 851 10 days out, here are the RCP Projections for 2022:

House: GOP +30.5

Senate: GOP +3

Governors: GOP +3
Posted by: Azathoth
--------------------
That is probably a conservative estimate now. Usually in a wave election, the tossups break in a lopsided degree. GOP is probably looking at over 240 to maybe 250 House seats (RCP has Rep at 225 sure and 37 Tossups almost all Dem seats), possibly plus 4-5 in the Senate and possibly 32-34 governorships. If you notice, a large number of gubernatorial seats are now in tossups, few of which are GOP held seats.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (CXr4y)

931 Eh. More than 10 miles away. Local story.
Posted by: JQ
___

lol

Pretty much how I see it.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (IPpg0)

932
Kirby Pucket & the Beaver Brown Band, or something like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (fkptZ)

933 Garcia. Guy had like 5 wives.
Posted by: garrett
--------

And, a daughter by Melissa Etheridge. Too weird to contemplate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (FSo+R)

934 "Any song that has a horn section is de-facto good."

Helps when the female singer is a smoke show, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (uLr+K)

935 I heard the perps name was Stanley Burrell.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (MxrV/)

936 915 Sure he WAS a nude anti war protester but since then he has become a big Trump supporter I'm sure...
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (yezA1)

NO NO!!!!! We said take the MASK OFF!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (oHd/0)

937
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a helmet.

Posted by: portlandon at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (+oR7L)

938 931 That is probably a conservative estimate now. Usually in a wave election, the tossups break in a lopsided degree. GOP is probably looking at over 240 to maybe 250 House seats (RCP has Rep at 225 sure and 37 Tossups almost all Dem seats), possibly plus 4-5 in the Senate and possibly 32-34 governorships. If you notice, a large number of gubernatorial seats are now in tossups, few of which are GOP held seats.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (CXr4y)

=========

MI, WI, and PA going red at the governor level would be huge for 2024.

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

939 Ball-peen, claw, or sledge?

-

M.C.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (fmga0)

940 I fucking hate leg day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM

Bro! In fairness, we do give a squat for you.

Posted by: Leg Day at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

941 >>>In fairness, I put my money on rando early.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

I was hoping it was Mitt Romney doing the assault.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (d2bW3)

942 941 Bro! In fairness, we do give a squat for you.

Posted by: Leg Day at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

==========

Stop making my back hurt!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

943 Any song that has a horn section is de-facto good."

Helps when the female singer is a smoke show, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:25 PM (uLr+K)

You should like 10,000 Maniacs album Our Time in Eden.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (MxrV/)

944 I'm now banning people for breaking the margins.

Goodbye.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

945 Gay lover?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

946 Thought for sure it would have been a male escort
and money issue

Posted by: Neotrotsky at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (QPDFe)

947 Disney glamorized the weaponized hammer. Erase all Thor movies...or at least post a "contains hammer violence" warning at the beginning.

Posted by: I.M. Triggerrrrrrrd at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (Tbu1V)

948 945 I'm now banning people for breaking the margins.

Goodbye.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

==========

Use tinyurl, people.

Also, HAHAHAHA is enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

949 919 LATEST: Paul Pelosi undergoing brain surgery after hammer attack- KNTV
---------------
He will become CA's next Senator. They have the technology.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (fWTJL)

950 @VIA, one of the Ides of March went on to form the band Survivor.

Posted by: Vladimir Nabokov at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (7B5FA)

951 >Speaking of 'Vehicle', it never hurts to go to youtube and enjoy this video.

nice catch
I bookmarked it for repeat viewing
awesome faithful cover

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (geLO8)

952 >>And, a daughter by Melissa Etheridge. Too weird to contemplate.

Think that one was Crosby...unless they got Jerry to Jack off in a cup for them, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (NP6dc)

953 "He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester."

Maybe he's that guy who used to inflate his scrotum by injecting air. Remember that guy from zombie's surveillance photos? Weird, even for SF.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (24fqN)

954 Perhaps Nancy hired a hit man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (bJHK5)

955 So it was not a payment dispute with a tranny hooker?

Posted by: Hugh Grant at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (Z32m1)

956 919 LATEST: Paul Pelosi undergoing brain surgery after hammer attack- KNTV
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (xPl2J)

Trying to find one?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (oHd/0)

957
Piece of shit larry tribe is right: This whole thing IS "nightmarish."

As in IMAGINARY.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:27 PM (fkptZ)

958 Goodbye.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

Cruelty at its best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

959 Wow, a leftist did this. Who could have known that... besides everyone.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:22 PM (d2bW3)
--------------

That would be everyone except leftists.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (5pTK/)

960 One-thousandth!

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (24fqN)

961 1000!

Posted by: Henry Hill at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Egb5W)

962 "A 2013 article in the San Francisco Chronicle mentions Depape.."

Get a screen grab while you can

Posted by: mediapostate at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (WoCdg)

963 So, chickens coming home to roost?

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (jQJ+c)

964 The left will eat itself.

But I guess they have to tenderize the meat a bit, first.

Especially the old stuff. It's so stringy.

Posted by: Raoul Duke at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (1dzqn)

965 MI, WI, and PA going red at the governor level would be huge for 2024.

--

I'm not allowing myself to be sanguine. I keep thinking of all those Michigan Karens who couldn't stop telling Witchmer "thank you for keeping us safe!" And PA is going to be a cheatfest to end all cheatfests. I have no internal indicators on WI...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (sVtYq)

966 "He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester."

So- this was a blatantly naked attack?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (TbpGr)

967 909 Yep. Ed Buck was the dude's name.

Unfortunately he'll thrive in prison. All the BBC he can swallow.
Posted by: Sharkman
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I bet he gets shanked. Dead men tell no tales and Buck probably has kompromat on a lot of Dem bigs in California not including his close relationship with Schiff.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (CXr4y)

968 Off goodfellas sock

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Egb5W)

969 Think that one was Crosby...unless they got Jerry to Jack off in a cup for them, too.
Posted by: garrett
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You are correct. Was working by memory, always a risky venture for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (bJHK5)

970 The left's official story on 2020 now is that no riots happened and they were perpetrated as a false flag by Nazis. I'm not kidding, there's a Yahoo News story saying that that all of the lefties keep preloaded to CTRL-V.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

Funny. Saw so much of them on video, as they happened. Didn't know not-sees were... um... mostly melanin-enhanced. Did the MFM maybe track shoe-polish sales?

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (dpnJh)

971 see update, paul in brain surgery

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (C1Zwz)

972 I think the margins are gonna be mad about not being blown ever again.

It's like they got married or something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

973 Meh probably the clot shot not the blow with the hammer....

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (yezA1)

974 I guess the FBI wasn't able to set any mentally challenged white guys up for this?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (53oGX)

975 Considering Paul Pelosi's many corrupt deals and DUIs, he was eventually going to run into a bad dude.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (d2bW3)

976 All that violence out there about to erupt from the right, but only actually being perpetrated by the left. Confusing, is what it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Ivdso)

977 Steve Lawrence and then-child Donny Osmond did covers of Kirby Puckett's "Young Girl."
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:24 PM (fkptZ)

***

STILL on of the best, clutch World Series hitters of all time

Posted by: Gary Puckett at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (flINI)

978 Nancy Pelosi's Home Broken Into, Husband Attacked
........

Gee, I hope the hookers weren't hurt.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

979 I'm now banning people for breaking the margins.

Goodbye.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

*sad face*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (yHsuS)

980 965 I'm not allowing myself to be sanguine. I keep thinking of all those Michigan Karens who couldn't stop telling Witchmer "thank you for keeping us safe!" And PA is going to be a cheatfest to end all cheatfests. I have no internal indicators on WI...
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:28 PM (sVtYq)

========

I've heard assertions that WI is in the bag. We'll see.

I think MI is gonna be another VA.

I don't think PA can cheat enough to overcome the genuine vote. The 2020 cheat was HUGE, and they can't go that large. They can go large, but not that large.

I have my fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

981 According to Celebrity Net Worth, Paul Pelosi “has a net worth of $120 million.” Nancy Pelosi is a pauper.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (X5CsJ)

982 Nancy has been in office representing San Francisco how long, exactly??? Its homelessness and squalor can be directly tied to her. Ironic is a good term when thinking about a homeless fleabag attacking Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (sVtYq)

983
Even the brain surgery story is probably a Lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (fkptZ)

984 A brain injury is bad, but not as bad as a brain injury.

Posted by: Lumpy Fetterman at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (0TKBT)

985 Phew! Wasn't me, I guess.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (yHsuS)

986 I'm now banning people for breaking the margins.

Goodbye.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM

The ban hammer strikes!

In fairness, noone have mentioned ban as a type of hammer yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)

987 it's that son of a bitch johnsonand the goddamn war

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (MLrvz)

988 >Steve Lawrence and then-child Donny Osmond did covers of Kirby Puckett's "Young Girl."

so he was a pop singer before his baseball career
huh

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (geLO8)

989 Senate: GOP +3

At this point, we need to start thinking about getting beyond where Romney, Collins, and Murkowski become our Manchin and Synema. O'Dea in Colorado, if he pulls it out, is not much of an improvement, from what I can tell. We need to get to +5 or +6 to solidify the Senate.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (7B5FA)

990 Where is zombie when we need her?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

991
CBSNews: Jerry Lee Lewis, "Great Balls of Fire" singer, has died at age 87

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 01:20 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

it's the second time he died this week

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (ENBF0)

992 "nice catch
I bookmarked it for repeat viewing
awesome faithful cover"

They do Chicago better than Chicago does.

You can spend hours watching their stuff.

Skip the politics of most of them being Russian, and simply enjoy the music.

And remember, any band with a stand up bass horn section is gonna be good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (uLr+K)

993 Not only did that sadist wreck her face, but just look how he stretched out her tits!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 01:06 PM (cPkwS)

Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (My4h3)

994 We could run everything with hemp, man! Hemp economy!

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (24fqN)

995 982 Nancy has been in office representing San Francisco how long, exactly??? Its homelessness and squalor can be directly tied to her. Ironic is a good term when thinking about a homeless fleabag attacking Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (sVtYq)

It think she's been in there since her eyebrows were at a normal level

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

996 rock hammer FTW

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (geLO8)

997 Just trying to help it along towards (or is it tor-wards) 1k.

Posted by: Turn two at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (JfxgE)

998 981 Yeah, she helped him out with legislation to help his businesses...

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (yezA1)

999 Maybe Pelosi wasn't satisfied with his hemp necklace and refused to pay.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (MxrV/)

1000 Taub’s Facebook page says she is from Moscow, Russia, and is “the homeless youth director at Jerry Garcia Family Healing Clinic.”

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (yHsuS)

RADICALIZED BY THE GRATEFUL DEAD!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

1001 The pic of the Juicy Twins up there is friggin hilarious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

1002 Paul Pelosi is actually undergoing brain surgery, so he's not as fine as initial reports claimed.

//

whoa

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (MLrvz)

1003 we broke 1000!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

1004 That house should be impossible to get into.

How did some nutter with a hammer get in? Excellent question, which will never be fully answered.

I do hope Paul Pelosi is all right. He had an office in the same building I worked in in SF, and he was always quite decent.

Posted by: Dianna at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (YFlEv)

1005 I'm now banning people for breaking the margins.

Goodbye.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

How do people break the margins? The only thing I know how to do is italics.

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ky+MF)

1006 989 Senate: GOP +3

At this point, we need to start thinking about getting beyond where Romney, Collins, and Murkowski become our Manchin and Synema. O'Dea in Colorado, if he pulls it out, is not much of an improvement, from what I can tell. We need to get to +5 or +6 to solidify the Senate.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (7B5FA)

========

I've been thinking that for years...well before Romney finagled his way into that UT senate seat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

1007 Speaking of 'Vehicle', it never hurts to go to youtube and enjoy this video.

Love it. The eye candy is a bonus.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (Xrfse)

1008 >>>MI, WI, and PA going red at the governor level would be huge for 2024.

At Bongino Report. PA sent 250,000 ballots to unverified IDs. The steal is already beginning.

https://bit.ly/3TOPZFx

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (d2bW3)

1009 When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a Pelosi.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

1010 get out of here before I have the time
to change my mind cuz I'm afraid we'll go too far
whoa young girl get outta my mind
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (geLO

Don't Stand (don't stand) So close to me
Don't Stand (don't stand) So close to me
Add something about a "book by Nabokov" and you've got a winner.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (qyH+l)

1011 >>And remember, any band with a stand up bass horn section is gonna be good.

You should spend some time with the Colemine Records Catalog.

You'll love a lot of their Bands.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (NP6dc)

1012 So, the stories saying the thug was screming "What's the Frequency, Paul ?" are untrue

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (X5CsJ)

1013 So it looks like this is heading to "gay anti-war hippy that was also having sex with Paul Pelosi"...how does THAT play out in the news?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ESjRY)

1014 1005 I'm now banning people for breaking the margins.

Goodbye.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

How do people break the margins? The only thing I know how to do is italics.

Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ky+MF)

I'd show you but I DON'T want to be banned...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

1015
Is the flaming skull with a hammer in it too soon?

Posted by: nancy at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (+oR7L)

1016 zombie, we need you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

1017 it's the second time he died this week

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Killer was such a badass, Death had to reload to take him down.

Posted by: Raoul Duke at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (1dzqn)

1018 988 a Hell of a hitter and a great centerfielder before he got too rotund. RIP Kirby

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (yezA1)

1019 Where is zombie when we need her?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
___

She disappeared once the election was stolen.

Can't say I blame her, living in the belly of the beast as she did/does.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (sH61M)

1020 So a Bay area leftist freak right out of central casting.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (rJ48h)

1021 I don't have a ton of hope for Michaels in WI in terms of making major changes. He'll be better than Evars without a doubt, but the GoP machine in WI doesn't want to make waves, and they hated Walker cause he did.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (jQJ+c)

1022 Paul Joseph Watson has a great vid up right now about the anti-gas protesters who keep gluing themselves to things.

He looked into the lives and background of the people and the funding behind these actions...

...They are all really rich, posh kids of super wealthy people, funded by a multi billion dollar organization the Getty Family owns. And their statements show they don't really give a crap about gasoline, they just want to tear down western civilization and replace it with a communist utopia.

He also has footage comparing road-blocking protests, where the anti gas people are talked to nicely by the police, telling them that an ambulance is coming through and they can move aside if they choose to... and the riot police beating and throwing people out of the street for protesting lockdowns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Ivdso)

1023 If he's in brain surgery, that's really bad...especially since if it's 12 hours after the attack, it's probably due to swelling or a missed brain bleed...

Prayers for Paul Pelosi...

Posted by: Nova local at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (exHjb)

1024 >At Bongino Report. PA sent 250,000 ballots to unverified IDs. The steal is already beginning.

https://bit.ly/3TOPZFx

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (d2bW3)

Shapiro is a lead pipe lock for PA gov. Mastriano never had a chance.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (Egb5W)

1025 >>>That house should be impossible to get into.

It likely was. Someone let this guy in, or some idiot left a door unlocked.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (d2bW3)

1026 Do David DePape's friends refer to him at "Maxwell" ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (X5CsJ)

1027 >>>In fairness, I put my money on rando early.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

I was hoping it was Mitt Romney doing the assault.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:26 PM (d2bW3)

Rando, naked, hammer-wielding, hemp-crafting hippy or Mitt. What's the difference?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (yHsuS)

1028 Skip the politics of most of them being Russian, and simply enjoy the music.

And remember, any band with a stand up bass horn section is gonna be good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:30 PM (uLr+K)
---------------

Many moons ago, I saw the Moody Blues and Chicago in concert. Coolest part of the concert: A couple of members of Chicago came out and payed with the Moody Blues for a while.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (5pTK/)

1029 >How do people break the margins? The only thing I know how to do is italics.

Posted by: Mehive

just use tinyurl and you'll be fine

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO8)

1030 So Dave is a pro-Trump hemp jewelry maker 💩 Tin sleeper cell.

I kinda knew that.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (s+FHf)

1031 Zero Hedge article says Paul Pelosi is going to have brain surgery today. That doesn't sound like he's going to be ok.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (53oGX)

1032 RADICALIZED BY THE GRATEFUL DEAD!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera

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Terrible music has consequences

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (/cmh5)

1033 How do people break the margins? The only thing I know how to do is italics.
Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM

It's those overly-bold people. Yeah, those people.

You know who you are!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

1034

RIP Jerry Lewis

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (fkptZ)

1035 I have written many times the Democrats fought any claim on on vote fraud so they could do it again.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (xhxe8)

1036 There's this:

msn.com

Chris Wallace Ratings Plummet As CNN Staffers Are Warned Of 'Unsettling' Changes

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

1037 1029 just use tinyurl and you'll be fine
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO

========

But no one comments at tinyurl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

1038 >>>Shapiro is a lead pipe lock for PA gov. Mastriano never had a chance.

Posted by: Heavy Meta

And that will be the end of Pennsylvania. He is already a nightmare, but when he wind the governor, might as well move.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (d2bW3)

1039
How do people break the margins? The only thing I know how to do is italics.
Posted by: Mehive at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ky+MF)

Too many characters without a space.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

1040 How do people break the margins?

Generally because they forget to apply lube first

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

1041 The firings have begun at Twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (JzJvm)

1042 Brain surgery on an 82 year old man is not good.

So it really looks like Nancy had her husband whacked.

She knows she's probably out as speaker and was angling to be appointed Ambassador to Rome, so she's trying to setup an, Under The Tuscan Sun future for herself.

How cruel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (GgS0l)

1043 How do people break the margins?

Usually its a link, they are a long string of continuous text.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Ivdso)

1044 apparently Nancy's security detail travels with her- so there's no standing detail at her house, unless she's home

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (geLO8)

1045 Zero Hedge article says Paul Pelosi is going to have brain surgery today. That doesn't sound like he's going to be ok.

The conspiracy theory side of me is thinking it was a bad idea for MR Nancy Pelosi to get caught with a DUI while coming home from a little light sexing with his side piece

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)

1046 Paul Pelosi is actually undergoing brain surgery, so he's not as fine as initial reports claimed.

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PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (fmga0)

1047 Chris Wallace Ratings Plummet As CNN Staffers Are Warned Of 'Unsettling' Changes

--

Maybe we'll see him join all the Twatter firees holding up signs: Will Censor for Food

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (sVtYq)

1048 The firings have begun at Twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (JzJvm)

They started last night and it was fabulous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

1049 1034

RIP Jerry Lewis

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (fkptZ)

News article I just read says his publicist confirmed it...still unsure

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

1050 >>>PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE

Posted by: Gray Man

President Paul Pelosi!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (d2bW3)

1051 --

PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE
Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (fmga0)

Cruel and hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

1052 His wife is from MOSCOW??!?

RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

1053 1047 Maybe we'll see him join all the Twatter firees holding up signs: Will Censor for Food
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (sVtYq)

========

Wallace would hold a sign that says, "Will remind you of my father for food."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

1054 But no one comments at tinyurl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Sarah at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (a3Q+t)

1055 If he's in brain surgery, that's really bad...especially since if it's 12 hours after the attack, it's probably due to swelling or a missed brain bleed...

--

COVID

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (fmga0)

1056 #BREAKING UPDATE: A hospital source tells NBC Bay Area's Investigative Unit that Paul Pelosi is undergoing brain surgery after he was attacked with a hammer at his San Francisco home.
____________

Even a slight brain injury for someone his age can be fatal.

This may become a murder case. The next Darrell Brooks case.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (lf83v)

1057 Now Nancy can move on and betroth herself to a jackal as foretold in Revelation

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie and Harvey at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (LldHk)

1058 The firings have begun at Twitter.

That sentence is better than Viagra....

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (yezA1)

1059 Paul Pelosi's battered brain > Evil Shrek Lump

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (ESjRY)

1060 I hope Mr Pelosi recovers, as much as I despise his wife's actions and politics, I don't wish death on her unfortunate husband. Hasn't he suffered enough waking up next to her every morning?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (Ivdso)

1061 It likely was. Someone let this guy in, or some idiot left a door unlocked.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (d2bW3)
--------

The Daily Mail says the guy smashed a sliding glass door and got in that way. That must have made a heck of a noise; I can't believe someone wasn't alerted right away. And how did he get close enough in the first place? Everyone in my rinky-dink neighborhood has Ring doorbells or the like, I can't believe that house is unprotected.

Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (aeePL)

1062 Jerry Lee Lewis dead-ish

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (geLO8)

1063 919 I have not read Lolita, because it doesn't sound interesting, but from what I have read about the book, the guy is a pig and she despises him, and he ends up in jail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------------------------------
It is a sad fact that weak people can be manipulated by their appetites. It is another that teenagers can be evil and manipulative as well. In Lolita, no one comes off looking good including Lolita.

One of the reasons for the lottery curse is that people unaccustomed to having the ability to satisfy urges are suddenly granted the power of wishes. Well, when the opportunity asserts itself, they go whole hog about scratching those itches. To be professionally decadent without going over the line is something most people cannot do. Aristos with entailed estates and people with generational trust funds probably do it better than most. They have a safety net underneath them.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (CXr4y)

1064 Haha Twitter's data engineering team was fired.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (aRLgQ)

1065 Jerry Lee Lewis dead-ish
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (geLO8 )

The new Abe Vigoda?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

1066 1046 Paul Pelosi is actually undergoing brain surgery, so he's not as fine as initial reports claimed.
--
PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE
Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:35 PM (fmga0)

He'd fit in just fine here in Kalifornia

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

1067 Where was Ace's Ban Hammer at 2:30AM?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (s+FHf)

1068 1000 Taub’s Facebook page says she is from Moscow, Russia, and is “the homeless youth director at Jerry Garcia Family Healing Clinic.”

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:19 PM (yHsuS)

RADICALIZED BY THE GRATEFUL DEAD!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

THOUSANDTH!!! YEAHHHBOYYYY!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

1069 It likely was. Someone let this guy in, or some idiot left a door unlocked.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (d2bW3)

I think you have that right. The Pelosi's feel so surrounded and safe, I bet he just didn't lock the door.

Dumb.

Or maybe he was drunk. Again.

Posted by: Dianna at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (YFlEv)

1070 Musk - "All employees must poop outside now. I have spoken.".

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (JzJvm)

1071 Chris Wallace Ratings Plummet As CNN Staffers Are Warned Of 'Unsettling' Changes
________

1-800-LRN-2-CODE

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (lf83v)

1072 Zero Hedge article says Paul Pelosi is going to have brain surgery today. That doesn't sound like he's going to be ok.

Poppycock! Look at all the times I've had brain-bleeds!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (dNNCD)

1073 I wonder if Pelosi is still in D.C.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (fmga0)

1074 >>>The Daily Mail says the guy smashed a sliding glass door and got in that way. That must have made a heck of a noise; I can't believe someone wasn't alerted right away. And how did he get close enough in the first place?

Good point. Even in S.F. you'd think neighbors would watch out for their own.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (d2bW3)

1075 1064 Haha Twitter's data engineering team was fired.
Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (aRLgQ)

=========

It wasn't the censors who developed the algorithms that automatically shadowbanned people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

1076 I blew the margins and I am sorry. I am not very bright

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (flINI)

1077 #BREAKING UPDATE: A hospital source tells NBC Bay Area's Investigative Unit that Paul Pelosi is undergoing brain surgery after he was attacked with a hammer at his San Francisco home.
____________

Even a slight brain injury for someone his age can be fatal.

This may become a murder case. The next Darrell Brooks case.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (lf83v)

My sweet dad died at 76 from falling and hitting his head in the middle of the night. My mother called an ambulance and got him to the hospital right away, but the surgery was unsuccessful. He was brain dead, and we took him off life support that night. On Mother's Day, no less.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

1078 He can be just like my buddy...fine.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (s+FHf)

1079 1044 apparently Nancy's security detail travels with her- so there's no standing detail at her house, unless she's home.

BS. That property would NEVER be left unprotected. There would be Ruski, Chinee, and probably Chilean surveillance gear in every phone, light fixture, picture frame and TP roller.

Posted by: Ken Shabby at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (nILk6)

1080 Jerry Lee Lewis
___________

How's Jeff Goldblum?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (lf83v)

1081 Zero Hedge article says Paul Pelosi is going to have brain surgery today. That doesn't sound like he's going to be ok.
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 28, 2022 01:33 PM (53oGX)
.......

He can always run for the Senate.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

1082 >And that will be the end of Pennsylvania. He is already a nightmare, but when he wind the governor, might as well move.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (d2bW3)

Agree. Shapiro also has national aspirations. If only the PA legislature had a backbone, I might feel more optimistic.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Egb5W)

1083 The conspiracy theory side of me is thinking it was a bad idea for MR Nancy Pelosi to get caught with a DUI while coming home from a little light sexing with his side piece
Posted by: 18-1
--------------------
There is unsettling viciousness in the Pelosi family history. Read up on Pelosi's brother who was involved in two gang rapes but skated while her father was mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (CXr4y)

1084 The firings have begun at Twitter.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 01:34 PM (JzJvm)

Twitter Employees were locked out from the software at noon yesterday.

Elon musk supposedly brought in the Software Engineers from his other companies to ride herd on Twitter too.

Posted by: rd at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Z32m1)

1085 @1070

>>Musk - "All employees must poop outside now. I have spoken.".

This is defiantly something ZOD would command.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (GgS0l)

1086 I hate when some of the horde talks Beatles. Yeah, some of the Boomers who though the Fabs could walk on water are annoying, but give The Beatles their due---and if you don't like their music, fine, but try to look at in in the context of the time in which played and recorded, and the arc of their recording career, essentially 1962 to 1969, and the growth they showed from 'PS I Love You" to Abbey Road.

also, You're Sixteen wasn't written in the 1970's--it was a remake from 1960.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

1087 Jerry Lee Lewis dead-ish

Give us the scoop, buzzion! Do you see him yet?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (dNNCD)

1088 It is a sad fact that weak people can be manipulated by their appetites. It is another that teenagers can be evil and manipulative as well. In Lolita, no one comes off looking good including Lolita.

Yeah, the point of Lolita is...don't be Humbert Humbert

Contrast this with "call me by my name" which basically recasts the underage love interest as a boy and presents it as a romance

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (ESjRY)

1089 1067 Where was Ace's Ban Hammer at 2:30AM?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:37 PM (s+FHf)

Otherwise occupied. Why do you ask?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

1090 >>Zero Hedge article says Paul Pelosi is going to have brain surgery today. That doesn't sound like he's going to be ok.

Nonsense.
We regularly employ trepanning techniques here in the comments. And most, with very ferw adverse side effects.

The trick is to have a REALLY hot iron ready to close the wound.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (NP6dc)

1091 From the Guardian - helicopter footage shows a window smashed in a back door...so that's the entry...

Posted by: Nova local at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (exHjb)

1092 >>>I think you have that right. The Pelosi's feel so surrounded and safe, I bet he just didn't lock the door.

Dumb.
Or maybe he was drunk. Again.

Posted by: Dianna

Embrace the power of "both."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (d2bW3)

1093 Snark all you want, Paul Pelosi is a 1000+ Comment Generator!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (a3Q+t)

1094 O.M.G.

Nanzi's son Paul is a horror show. He makes Hunter Bidet look like a saint:

https://tinyurl.com/bde3pf8x

*the article describes how when Nanzi operates, she does so with a full complement of security*

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

1095 1084 Smart. They undoubtedly had sabotage and back doors in ind

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (yezA1)

1096 "There would be Ruski, Chinee, and probably Chilean surveillance gear in every phone, light fixture, picture frame and TP roller."

Yeah, but Dems are fine with that. See: Hillary's server.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (24fqN)

1097 The cover-up begins: 2:30am Pelosi house, there's a "naked activist" and "hemp jewelry producer" in the house.

Cops were called (they won't say who called them) on a "wellness check" (not a "break-in") ... arrive to find TWO MEN BOTH WITH HAMMERS in their hands.

Paul Pelosi being one of the armed men.

Of course, the cops won't answer ANY QUESTIONS.

2am Dick Shining gone bad.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (oNqTv)

1098 His wife is from MOSCOW??!?

RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

Birthplace of MAGA.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (yHsuS)

1099 That property would NEVER be left unprotected.
___________

100 percent correct.

Did Nancy tell the security staff to take the night off?

Did Paul Pelosi tell them to take the night off so he could have a nighttime "visitor"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:39 PM (lf83v)

1100 Well, it's not like radicals from Russia have ever engaged in political assassinations here....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

1101 I kinda feel bad a little for the Twitterati who are being fired, that always sucks. Especially if you've been working an overpaid job with minimal work and tons of benefits; good luck finding another job like that.

But at the same time their attitudes and behavior make it very difficult for me to have much sympathy. These are the people that cheered on dictators from time immemorial, the kind that could be relied on to do the dirty work like shooting people in Katyn Forest or killing Cambodians for Pol Pot. They never went that far, but only because nobody asked them to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:40 PM (Ivdso)

1102 >>the arc of their recording career, essentially 1962 to 1969, and the growth they showed from 'PS I Love You" to Abbey Road.

Can't have an Arc with Magical Mystery Tour and the White Album in there.

More like a McDonald's Sign.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:40 PM (NP6dc)

1103 Shapiro will be more of a tyrant than Emperor Wolf

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 01:40 PM (xhxe8)

1104 >>>Shapiro will be more of a tyrant than Emperor Wolf

Posted by: Skip

No doubt about it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:40 PM (d2bW3)

1105 You guys are too quick with the good jokes. Give a poor guy a chance.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

1106 So it was a hammer fight?

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (yezA1)

1107 > My sweet dad died at 76 from falling and hitting his head in the middle of the night.

That's awful. I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (eyxn4)

1108 1073 I wonder if Pelosi is still in D.C.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (fmga0)

Air-tight alibi...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

1109 Ban Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: The Claw at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (oyfLT)

1110 >>So it was a hammer fight?

He ordered Hummers at Dawn.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (NP6dc)

1111 A hammer can blow your lung out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (lf83v)

1112 Nude

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (JzJvm)

1113 Leftist's refrain (not exactly true):
Reagan closed all the nuthouses and California has been plagued by criminals for over 50 years.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (s+FHf)

1114 Heard over loud speakers at Twitter Headquarters:

All the Eliot Loudermilks will be leaving early today.

Posted by: Elon Musk at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

1115 What is it with this new trend whereby a celebrity--in this case, Jerry Lee Lewis--dies and then it's retracted and we're told their still alive, but then they die two or three days later anyway? This happened with another celebrity recently, but I don't remember who.

Either way.....news flash, they were dead the first time.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)

1116 according to the article about Paul Pelosi Jr., his dickie no get stiffie

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (dCxaZ)

1117 Elon musk supposedly brought in the Software Engineers from his other companies to ride herd on Twitter too.

Smart move, you cannot trust anyone in that company to not sabotage, secretly set up bans and shadowbanning, or just be crappy workers. The culture at Twitter was completely toxic and was actively damaging the brand. You need to clean house.

ARE YOU LISTENING DONALD TRUMP?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (Ivdso)

1118 "So it was a hammer fight?"

Let's just say there was a "nude activist" and some pounding going on at the scene.

Seems more along the lines of a helicopter fight.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (oNqTv)

1119 Karol Markowicz confirms the name as David Wayne DePape but not the further details.

"What should we use for the baby's middle name?"

"Wayne sounds nice!"

Every serial muderer's parents...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

1120 nood

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 01:43 PM (24fqN)

1121 480
Have you all met my wife?
Posted by: MacMillan (anj39)
----
That is funny but ....
Should have been:
Have you all met my Beard?

Posted by: Ciampino for MacMillan and Beard at October 28, 2022 01:43 PM (qfLjt)

1122 There is unsettling viciousness in the Pelosi family history. Read up on Pelosi's brother who was involved in two gang rapes but skated while her father was mayor of Baltimore.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (CXr4y)

The D'Allessandro family? I have read a little about that, but not much.

Posted by: Dianna at October 28, 2022 01:43 PM (YFlEv)

1123 1109 Ban Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: The Claw at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (oyfLT)

M.C.? Where does he fit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

1124 1-800-LRN-2-CODE
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

1-800-LRN-2-CODE
1-800-LRN-2-CODE
1-800-LRN-2-CODE
Learn to code today!

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 01:44 PM (KAi1n)

1125 Sitting cross-legged on the floor. Twenty five or six to four.

https://tinyurl.com/2rcf5pre

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse)

1126 I don't know what hemp jewelry but I'm picturing macrame.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2022 01:23 PM (aeePL)

You can get a smokin' deal on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 01:44 PM (y9h4n)

1127 972 I think the margins are gonna be mad about not being blown ever again.

It's like they got married or something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Like the joke about a married couple meeting with a marriage counselor...

Counselor: Lets start with something simple. Can either of you mention something you two agree on?

Husband: Yeah, neither of us suck dick.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at October 28, 2022 01:44 PM (N39Ws)

1128 If Paul's house had TWO front doors that would have confused Dave.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:44 PM (s+FHf)

1129 This guy, David DePape, is the ideal citizen, in Pelosi's version of America. He's a "hemp jewelry maker", lives in a group home with some Naked Activists and a few children who got their first tattoos for birthday presents, and probably smokes a lot of whatever comes his way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2022 01:44 PM (oVcp3)

1130 Good point. Even in S.F. you'd think neighbors would watch out for their own.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 01:38 PM (d2bW3)

It's the Pelosis' again! F-Bomb them! they and their political shindigs are always closing the streets and blocking my driveway!

Posted by: Pelosi's Next Door Neighbor at October 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Z32m1)

1131 Wow. A 1000+ comment day thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 01:45 PM (VG0cN)

1132 Ban Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: The Claw at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (oyfLT)

Ban Hammer > Roofing Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:45 PM (yHsuS)

1133 If Dave was wearing a tool belt with a hammer holster and nothing else we should know about that.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (s+FHf)

1134 The D'Allessandro family? I have read a little about that, but not much.
Posted by: Dianna
--------------------
Go to the FBI vault where the FBI releases old reports. This one was released shortly before Trump left office.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (CXr4y)

1135 So how does the election process in PA get set up? A few guys at a bar, over some beers? One judge? A "non-partisan" panel of outsider political hacks, such as those who did some state's district-drawing?

Why is there still this Third World absurd set-up, after 2020?

GOP legislature, right? If only the constitution had some guidance on this matter, and further if we only had a judiciary.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (OTzUX)

1136 1123 1109 Ban Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: The Claw at October 28, 2022 01:41 PM (oyfLT)

M.C.? Where does he fit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 01:43 PM (ynpvh)
----
You can't touch him.

Posted by: Ciampino for Thr Hammers Football Club at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (qfLjt)

1137 Reagan closed all the nuthouses and California has been plagued by criminals for over 50 years.
Posted by: torabora

Reagan signed a bipartisan bill called "Lanterman-Petris-Short Act" which closed the houses. He didn't do it on his own and his veto would've overriden.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (KAi1n)

1138 Why do I think of Pat Paulson every time I see Paul Pelosi?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (G7Xz7)

1139 Flammenhammerwerfer test successful.

Posted by: The Pink Panzer at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (L90GB)

1140 Wiki says Jerry Lee Lewis is dead so I guess it's official.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2022 01:47 PM (Gda1b)

1141 Was that hammer a registered hammer or a ghost hammer?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:47 PM (s+FHf)

1142 Ban Hammer > Roofing Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 01:45 PM (yHsuS)

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine > Ban Hammer > Roofing Hammer > Claw Hammer > Sledge Hammer > Framing Hammer > Ball Peen Hammer

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 01:47 PM (7bRMQ)

1143 I keep picturing the Castro nudist protester looking (and smelling like) the lead singer of Rage Against the Machine.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at October 28, 2022 01:47 PM (AsMdZ)

1144 "It is another that teenagers can be evil and manipulative as well. In Lolita, no one comes off looking good including Lolita."

She takes advantage of the old dude as long as the getting is good.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2022 01:47 PM (7B5FA)

1145 That Paul, he's always getting hammered...

Posted by: Joey B's undecended left testicle at October 28, 2022 01:48 PM (FjlUt)

1146 How do people break the margins?

The most popular way is to copy and paste a URL directly from twitter without using a URL shortener like tinyurl.com.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 28, 2022 01:48 PM (nfrXX)

1147 We are talking bout a city where they shit on the street and leave cars unlocked so the bums dont break the glass ... not the brightest bunch

Posted by: Lumpy at October 28, 2022 01:48 PM (yYGLm)

1148 Why do I think of Pat Paulson every time I see Paul Pelosi?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (G7Xz7
***
You're not going to have to think about that much longer.

Posted by: Mr. Black at October 28, 2022 01:48 PM (s+FHf)

1149 Almost lost my father to a brain bleed several years ago.

While I do recognize the political karma of all this, I'll pray for God's wish to be carried out with Paul Pelosi, and leave it at that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 01:49 PM (uLr+K)

1150 Link to FBI vault report of Thomas Alessandro and his family.
https://tinyurl.com/ysnyak5w

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 01:49 PM (CXr4y)

1151 Reagan signed a bipartisan bill called "Lanterman-Petris-Short Act" which closed the houses. He didn't do it on his own and his veto would've overriden. Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (KAi1n)

Sargent Shriver, JFK's brother-in-law, led an initiative during the Kennedy Administration to close the hospitals and replace them with community health centers. We forget how much of the 60's urban decline was intentionally done by policy.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2022 01:50 PM (7B5FA)

1152 #1150 Thank you, whig, I copied and pasted. Looks interesting.

Posted by: Dianna at October 28, 2022 01:51 PM (YFlEv)

1153 Reagan closed all the nuthouses and California has been plagued by criminals for over 50 years.
Posted by: torabora

Reagan signed a bipartisan bill called "Lanterman-Petris-Short Act" which closed the houses. He didn't do it on his own and his veto would've overriden.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 01:46 PM (KAi1n)

****
I wrote (not exactly true)
California went on a prison building binge for 20 years. Now they let criminals roam free and close prisons. The City is a result of their reversals.

Posted by: Mr. Black at October 28, 2022 01:52 PM (s+FHf)

1154 Mr. Black socked me.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 01:53 PM (s+FHf)

1155 1101 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 01:40 PM (Ivdso)

We are not privy to what the latte warmer talk at "the perch" was all about...

Posted by: sven at October 28, 2022 01:54 PM (Lzpvj)

1156 1111 A hammer can blow your lung out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 01:42 PM (lf83v)
----
Did you forget the pink mist?

Posted by: Ciampino for The Hammers Football Club at October 28, 2022 01:56 PM (qfLjt)

1157 Taub supplying homeless youths to Pelosi? Paul go a little extra randy on some poor kid?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 01:57 PM (aRKFD)

1158 Not too much of a Beatles fan. I would have to pick Ringo, seems like he had the best attitude, they were really a bunch of pricks to one another.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 12:47 PM (M+Lyo)

They were a tad before my time, though the Paul is Dead stuff wasn't. A lot of good songs but the overall sound is more basic and I like more complex sounds overall, so not up in my favorites. The later experimental stuff I'm not a fan of at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 02:04 PM (eoQWY)

1159 once again, it wasn't a Republican that started a bad idea, but... A Democrat prez named Kennedy
https://tinyurl.com/mrcmpucp

Posted by: ziggggeeee at October 28, 2022 02:06 PM (AsMdZ)

1160 >>So it was a hammer fight?

Police left out the part that both were wearing thongs and covered in Crisco.

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2022 02:07 PM (+Cgut)

1161 I celebrate this attack. If it was politically motivated, that's frigging awesome. Not guilty! If I'm on the jury.

If it was some homeless guy, then that's even better. It underscores-bolds-italicizes the Pedocrat agenda.

Unfortunately, it was probably just Paul's coke dealer.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 28, 2022 02:14 PM (ydSQM)

1162 Beatles were the kind of musicians that string together a bunch of random notes and call it a melody, which is not something boy band fans care about. Just depends what you get out of music in general.

Posted by: espinostifer at October 28, 2022 02:14 PM (wWnRQ)

1163 Was Pelosi returning from Subway?

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 28, 2022 02:14 PM (9j9ti)

1164 CNN now framing him as right wing.

Posted by: mediapostate at October 28, 2022 02:25 PM (WoCdg)

1165 Just saying, but if Mr. Pelosi was in jail and serving time for his DWI, which actually caused a collision, he'd be safe behind bars rather than being assaulted by A Perfectly Normal Resident of San Francisco Who Has Never Done Any Harm.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2022 02:25 PM (sy/OZ)

1166 This story will disappear faster than a cheesecake placed before Joy Behar.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 28, 2022 02:29 PM (W+kMI)

1167 CNN chyron: “Attacker posted conspiracy videos related to 1/6, something else right-wingy, something something else right-wingy, and blah blah blah…”

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 28, 2022 02:33 PM (9j9ti)

1168 "How did some nutter with a hammer get in? Excellent question, which will never be fully answered."

Well, if you look at the photos from above the house, the glass from the window/door is broken from the INSIDE. All the glass is strew OUTSIDE the house, which means the door was broken from the INSIDE.

Which suggests someone was trying to get OUT of the house.

Ed Buck situation suggested.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at October 28, 2022 02:42 PM (oNqTv)

1169 454 The Pelousey's don't actually LIVE in that Frisco house, they live in Napa on the winery estate. The Frisco house is just to establish residency for her Congressional district.

***

And they couldn't find anything better besides something that screams "upscale halfway house"?
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2022 12:40 PM (wb1YC)

LOL! That is so right.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 02:43 PM (RtN13)

1170 This was a mostly-peaceful hammering, I have to say.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at October 28, 2022 02:43 PM (oNqTv)

1171 "hemp jeweler"?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 02:44 PM (RtN13)

1172 Baldilocks will know of this person.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 02:47 PM (RtN13)

1173 Have some fun, open google earth. The Pelosi house is on the corner of Normandie Terrace and broadway, east side of the street. Search for Normandie terrace, san francisco, ca and check the street view, the house is blurred out. They don't blur out nuclear power plants but the Pelosi house? Yeah, we can do that for you.

Posted by: richard at October 28, 2022 02:47 PM (xGLnO)

1174 488 ... except to this rabble of ill-educated swine, apparently.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 12:43 PM (C1Zwz)

Ace loves us. It's just hard for him to express his emotions sometimes.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 02:52 PM (RtN13)

1175 I suspect the FBI found a disturbed guy and put him up to it.
Maybe Ray Epps helped him get past security.

Posted by: MikeN at October 28, 2022 03:08 PM (HVIzT)

1176 Paul Pelosi... AKA Jussie Pelosi...

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at October 28, 2022 03:21 PM (wWYzT)

1177 I'm sure it was a couple of recently-released mostly peaceful D voters coming over to borrow a cup of redistribution.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at October 28, 2022 04:00 PM (NX5U7)

1178 Watch for DePope to be quickly released on a minor charge with the stipulation that he does not reveal how he got into the house.

Posted by: Angel Artiste at October 28, 2022 04:47 PM (P1KWe)

1179 That is, DePape...Hardly de Pope. Probably.

Posted by: Angel Artiste at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (P1KWe)

1180 A number of points in this story don't jell.

-In a city lacking a police presence, they appear in record time at the Pelosi residence? Special treatment or false flag?

-Pelosi doesn't have security at home although they are worth 400 million. Call BS again.

-Some psycho druggie breaks in yelling for Pelosi? Psycho druggies want their next fix and don't concern themselves about politics.

But political entities that use false flag ops look for such losers to frame for false flag crimes and promses of future fixes.

Any bets we never hear the end of this story sd compared to the endless attacks on GOP/Trump supporters.

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