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Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

10 29 cpffee.jpg

If we display beautiful French Toast with wonderful maple syrup and pray hard enough. Perhaps we can convert that CBD fellow.


OK, we should have a cup of coffee to go with that scrumptious meal.


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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List


Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:
9/6 – Jewells45 had bad news and needs prayers. Her CT scan indicated several nodes on her lungs, too many to count. It is very probable that she has lung cancer. Her husband is devastated, and she is scared to death.
10/5 Update - She is at stage 5 and has some in her bones, mostly around the spine and rib cage. Her doctor is phenomenal. He said he can’t cure her, but he can treat her and says she could live many more years. Treatment will involve chemo and immunotherapy.
10/6 Update – The PET scan of her bones was not nearly as bad as she feared. It should be manageable with radiation. She is very relieved!
10/8 Update – Jewells sends prayers for all her horde friends and continued thanks for your prayers. She is at stage 4, but the oncologist (who is fantastic) says it is treatable, and Jewells isn’t going anywhere for a while! Her brain MRI is 10/20 (prayers please, that this hasn’t spread). She gets her port put in on 10/17.

9/15 – SanFranpsycho asked for prayers for an immediate and speedy recovery for his cousin Phyllis, who was seriously injured in a fall this week at her assisted living center. She is almost 90 and lost her front teeth and broke her nose.
10/8 Update – Phyllis is out of skilled nursing and recovering back at her assisted living home. Her cognitive decline is noticeable.

9/17 – SanFranpsycho asks for prayers for complete and immediate healing of his friend Paul, who learned he has a malignant tumor on his pancreas. Paul has been his closest friend for his entire life – since the first day of kindergarten over 50 years ago.
10/8 Update – Paul has a port in and begins his first round of chemo next week. SanFranpsycho will visit him next month.

10/1 – B has been managing heart disease for 17 years, and just has been diagnosed with liver cancer. He requests prayers for himself, his wife, and anyone who has suffered a double blow like this.

10/1 – Taqyia2Me needs prayers for his mother-in-law, Addie, and his wife Nora. Addie suffered a heart attack in late July, then fell and broke her arm in August. She also suffers from increasing memory loss. Nora was with her when she fell, and blames herself. Addie was in rehab for 4-5 weeks but was discharged last Monday. I pray for improvement. Nora is completely broken by this.

10/3 – Sarah Hoyt requested prayers for CACS, RES’s beloved spouse. “…the return of her cancer went undetected, and is now quite dangerous.” https://accordingtohoyt.com/2022/10/03/prayer-request/

10/4 SanFranpsycho asked for prayers for peace for Mrs. F., who is so upset that her dad is back in the hospital and may not recover.
10/8 Update – Mrs. F’s father is discharged home on hospice. They are hoping to make his exit peaceful and surrounded by family.
10/18 Update – Mrs. F’s father passed away on 10/17. Please pray for Mrs. F. and the kids, who lost their granddad.

10/9 – Teresa in FW asked for prayers for Rebecca, who will be staying with them, as she undergoes a hip replacement.

10/10 – B asked for prayers that he would be able to save his granddaughter, Adriana Grace. She has been repeatedly abused by her parents, and B is fighting the State of TN to save her.

10/12 – 496 asked for prayers. His wife is closing on a condo and they will be moving her out over the next 2 days. She will need strength going forward as she navigates living alone. They have been together for 20+ years, and neither of them is all that happy about the split.

10/13 – Count de Monet could use prayers for healing from Bell’s Palsy. His symptoms are moderate or more. He is thankful for God’s protection and blessings, and the power of prayer.
10/20 Update – His symptoms have improved markedly with treatment and his long-term recovery outlook is good. Thanks for the prayers!

10/13 – Nurse Ratched asked for prayers for Marine Ratched, who had a back injury.

10/14 – Madamemayhem asked for prayers for T and family, as T’s sister (aged 63) literally dropped dead.

10/19 – Ellipses (… requests prayers for a friend, Bev. She has been through the wringer for the last 10 years, only to end up with breast cancer last year, which is being treated, and now… she needs a kidney. She is basically reduced to asking around for one, which doesn’t work well. Any prayers you can put up for her situation would be appreciated.

10/23 – Sharkman asked for prayers for his eldest daughter (age 25) who miscarried on Sunday, losing her little one at about 2 months gestation. She was so happy when she announced she was expecting last month. Please pray for her healing, for her husband, and the soul of the little one who died.

10/24 – Village Idiot’s Apprentice is having eye problems. He was driving on the highway when there was suddenly a distortion in his middle vision, and he had vertigo. They were able to get pulled over and his wife drove them home. He has an appointment with a specialist. Prayers are appreciated.

10/26 – Brother Tim asked for prayers. It seems like he has an inguinal hernia, but has not been formally diagnosed yet. The timing could not be worse, as he is trying to transition to a new living arrangement and is very busy at work, on top of other concerns. Please pray for healing, for smoothing of rough places, and a little peace of mind.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.


Romans 8:26-27
26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. 27 And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.


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Just a couple of housekeeping matters this morning.

1) Open thread, feel free to opine and/or bloviate to your heart's content.
2) Be nice to one another.
3) We recommend no running with sharp objects.
4) Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM




Comments

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1 French Toast would be good

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (xhxe8)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (AIzLj)

3 I could have nailed first, but Skip beat me.

Posted by: Hammerhead Snark at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (sn5EN)

4 Neither Tom nor Gisele will EVER DO BETTER.

Ship of fools!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BRHaw)

5 how bold of me!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (BRHaw)

6 All I've got is a two day old cherry danish. Plus my coffeemaker is not keeping the coffee hot.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (45fpk)

7 We're so bold today!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (nxdel)

8 Dutifully called

A late prayer request
A old co-worker of 20 some years though not for the last 9 years or so died of cancer. No children but leaving his wife.
Hadn't seen him since Covid though before that we have a yearly gathering

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (xhxe8)

9 Good Morning

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (ajvaO)

10 I've got an unspoken. I'm certain many if not most of the horde does, too. Let's remember those.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (BiZp4)

11 Needs scrapple.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (uLr+K)

12 I'm sorry about your friend, Skip. Prayers for his wife.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (45fpk)

13 Boldly Bloviates

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (SP4pi)

14 CBD is basting himself in that aerosol duck fat as we speak.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (Dc2NZ)

15 You got it, Skip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (ajvaO)

16 Greg was the co-worker, Donna is his wife

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (xhxe8)

17 Chorizo + eggs with Tom Hortons Dark roast today.

Posted by: hubcap at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (ZxpLT)

18 Back from the airport. Wife heading out west to visit daughter for 2 weeks. 2 weeks of me being an old single guy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT)

19 Mmmmm.....scrapple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (ajvaO)

20 I need to send an update to the prayer requests. Whoever was staying on top of it thank you. The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (nxdel)

21 No eggs this a.m.

Just bacon and a slice of Wonder bread.

The horror, the horror...

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (R/m4+)

22 2 weeks of me being an old single guy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT)


Do you have any friends what owns hammers?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (45fpk)

23 French toast as God intended!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (I/doM)

24 Back from the airport. Wife heading out west to visit daughter for 2 weeks. 2 weeks of me being an old single guy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT)

***

Same. Momma went with some hens to Myrtle Beach. I am free and oh so bored

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (flINI)

25 "2 weeks of me being an old single guy."

It can be a blast!

But don't get hammered.

Posted by: P. Pelosi, Geo-bach'ing like a Mo-Fo at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (uLr+K)

26 When do we get the mean tweets back?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (TgBWG)

27 I need to send an update to the prayer requests. Whoever was staying on top of it thank you. The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.
Posted by: jewells45

Now see?

Posted by: Miklos sez fornicate cancer at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (SP4pi)

28 Working on my third cup of coffee. Unsure what breakfast to make, so I'll cook bacon to break the mental deadlock.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

29 Imma gonna wear my new Ace T-shirt all day long today. After I turn on the coffee maker.

Posted by: DanMan at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (8uzBS)

30 Prayers for the horde! That's quite a list . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (I/doM)

31 they really need to make a sitcom
The Fettermans
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (us2H3)


"Gee, Fetty, why're you always droolin' and coughin' and rubbing your pants an' stuff, when that girl with two ton eyebrows comes by?"

"Argle bargle gargle car jack pancake!, Lump."

*laugh track*

Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (KLPy8)

32 Jewell's thanks for the update.

On the downside, Fetterman's MRI came up negative for brains.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (uLr+K)

33 Same. Momma went with some hens to Myrtle Beach. I am free and oh so bored
Posted by: Truck Monkey

The Bowery

I'll buy

Beers are still a buck

Posted by: Coastal Miklos at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (SP4pi)

34 Coffee, French toast, and prayers. May GOD Bless you alll richly today and during your times of need.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (gktX6)

35 >> The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.''


Excellent news, Jewells!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (I/doM)

36 Miklos, do you have any grits and red eye gravy left?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (PiwSw)

37 CBD bans thread in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (03Hhr)

38 I need to send an update to the prayer requests. Whoever was staying on top of it thank you. The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
*********
My sister is going through chemo now. I'll pray for both of you.

Posted by: Cosda at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (22CyV)

39 Good morning dear morons and thanks mh

Paul's second round of chemo this week went better than first round, anti-emetic Rx was adjusted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (EZebt)

40 Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy


One Lump is Enough

Posted by: Miklos anticipates ensuing hilarity at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (SP4pi)

41 God bless and keep you, Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (z/nZY)

42 French toast as God intended!!
=====

While I may agree with the sentiment, syrup of any kind was banned from my house many years ago. Sometimes smaller younger persons enjoy the 'squirtgun' aspect of syrup delivery.

I will not tolerate syrup in my house. (I use jelly or cinnamon sugar as substitute.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (MIKMs)

43 My Favorite Lump

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:11 AM (sn5EN)

44 I could make that right now. I have all the ingredients and the know how. Yet....

Posted by: IanDeal at October 29, 2022 09:11 AM (MGjjz)

45 Miklos, do you have any grits and red eye gravy left?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Grits are cooking now, the Red Eye is leftover from yesterday.

Which, as all aficionados know, is The Best.

Posted by: Miklos must also do bacon at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (SP4pi)

46 Hillarity at Sea: The Lump Boat

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (PiwSw)

47 Good news, Jewells!

Posted by: KT at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (rrtZS)

48 Addition to the prayer request

Paul Pelosi

Brain surgery after a gay prostitute caves your skull in with a hammer would be tough on anyone, but especially an 82 year old.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (BiZp4)

49 Glad to hear that update, jewells45.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (03Hhr)

50 Lumpy the Talking Lump

Posted by: Miklos thinks this one has legs at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (SP4pi)

51 40 Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy


One Lump is Enough
Posted by: Miklos anticipates ensuing hilarity at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (SP4pi)

The Lump and the Hump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (us2H3)

52 Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy


One Lump is Enough

Posted by: Miklos anticipates ensuing hilarity at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (SP4pi)
---
"I'm worried about the Lumper."

"I'll have a talk with him, Jill."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:13 AM (llXky)

53 Fwiw "stoved in" is an expression we use in the south and I love it. Means the same as caved in but is a wonderful description.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (BiZp4)

54 I'm putting up a thanksgiving for the two days of significant rain we just had- we needed it so bad.

Prayers for all here, everyday.

Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (y40tE)

55 First order of biz is breakfast. Denver omelet. Coffee. Then we'll see what's what.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (BFigT)

56 Lump Street Blues

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (Dc2NZ)

57 Not Without My Lump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (bW8dp)

58 Good Saturday morning, horde.

SanFranpsycho, special prayers for you and your circle of family and friends, who have had it rough for some time.

And for B's granddaughter--may the Lord see fit to free her from her abusive situation and be delivered to an atmosphere of love and support.

And to all of the others, each one, whether spoken or held in secret. Our Father knows us, and he knows what we need.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (OX9vb)

59 Lump to Lump, a show about the Fetterman family traveling the world on their parents' money and solving mysteries as they go.

"We should probably dust this hammer for fingerprints."

"Yeah the ROLLS WITH DOUG and I frack!"

"That, too."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (llXky)

60 What is silver price per ounce right now?

How much would a silver hammer be worth today? Tackhammer v framing hammer v sledgehammer . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (MIKMs)

61 "I'm worried about the Lumper."

"Weren't you a little hard on the Lumper last night?"

Posted by: Miklos knows this one has legs at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (SP4pi)

62 Truly I was a man before my time.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (bW8dp)

63 14 CBD is basting himself in that aerosol duck fat as we speak.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (Dc2NZ)


My guess is that he used it on his ride back to Jersay

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (aA3+G)

64 Skip may his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (EZebt)

65 I'll cook bacon to break the mental deadlock.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

This is sound policy. I think I'll follow suit.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (OX9vb)

66 Lump and the Fat Man

Posted by: Miklos sees what Horde hath Wrought at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (SP4pi)

67 One Lump at a Time

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (bW8dp)

68 Adam's Lump

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (sn5EN)

69 Honey, come give your Lump a big squeeze

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (us2H3)

70 Fwiw "stoved in" is an expression we use in the south and I love it. Means the same as caved in but is a wonderful description.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (BiZp4)
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No, a cave-in can be through erosion, where something stoved in is by an impact. Mostly I recall seeing it in nautical contexts, like planking crush by a wave or loose cargo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (llXky)

71 Sanford and Lump..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (uLr+K)

72 CBD is basting himself in that aerosol duck fat as we speak.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (Dc2NZ)


My guess is that he used it on his ride back to Jersay
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Then he didn't ride.

He slid.

Posted by: Miklos also has Yo Mama jokes for sale at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (SP4pi)

73 Lumpy Gravy

Posted by: Zombie FZ at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (kYVzH)

74 Big Lump on the Prairie

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (us2H3)

75 Ruby, Don't Take Your Lump To Town.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (bW8dp)

76 Fetterman's MRI came up negative for brains.

No surprise there.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (nxdel)

77 "No, a cave-in can be through erosion, where something stoved in is by an impact. Mostly I recall seeing it in nautical contexts, like planking crush by a wave or loose cargo."

Or Paul's noggin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (uLr+K)

78 "I'm worried about the Lumper."

"Weren't you a little hard on the Lumper last night?"

Posted by: Miklos knows this one has legs at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (SP4pi)
---
"Gee, Wally, I can come along?"

"No Lumper, you're not big enough yet."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (llXky)

79 Lump It Up

Posted by: Elvis Costello at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (PiwSw)

80 You two singletons:
please tell me you're not going to be living on beer, Dr. Pepper and Jimmy Dean Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwiches for the duration.

Lie if you have to.

Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (y40tE)

81 >>I will not tolerate syrup in my house. (I use jelly or cinnamon sugar as substitute.


Sounds delicious!
Fresh fruit is also an excellent addition and/or alternate topping.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (I/doM)

82 Lumpaii 5-0

Posted by: Miklos also has Yo Mama jokes for sale at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (SP4pi)

83 Suck it, Elon. You took too long. I have been on the starling waitlist for 2 years. Only option for home internet was DSL or LTE gateway. LTE was ok, decent 50Mbit speed. Now I have upgraded to a 5G gateway. 180Mbit. Yeah, buddy. Don't need starlink now!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (I76dP)

84 The Incredible Lump.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (bW8dp)

85 No, a cave-in can be through erosion, where something stoved in is by an impact. Mostly I recall seeing it in nautical contexts, like planking crush by a wave or loose cargo.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

-

Yeah, I mostly just meant in context of your gay lover collapsing your skull.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (BiZp4)

86 My Mother The Lump

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (L08P2)

87 "Big Lump on the Prairie"

Lump...HO!!!!!!

Posted by: Another failed Western at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (uLr+K)

88 Lump's Landing

Family Lumps

L*U*M*P

How I Met Your Lump

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (llXky)

89 MSM lying through omission -- mystery that Pelosi attacker got in despite security ["He came in the backdoor" -- I bet he did!] when we know he was let in on purpose.

Neighbour, re. PP's security: "...come Election Day, this could be a dangerous place to be should the Right decide to camp out here."

Canadian news-b1tch, probably reading AP-based copy, "The suspect arrested at the scene appears to have made racist posts online, and others that defended Donald Trump, and echoed QAnon conspiracy theories."

Ironically enough [sure!], the next 'report' was about Elon Musk not waiting to make big changes at Twatter then going into 'critics say' mode using Donald Trump as an example of who should clearly be banned for life!!!11!! One asshole interviewed said Musk doesn't know how to run a fucking social media platform!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (yikp0)

90 Day of the Lump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (us2H3)

91 "No Lumper, you're not big enough yet."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

*attempts to suppress laughter so I can finish the damn grits*

Posted by: Miklos wipes tears (the good kind) at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (SP4pi)

92 Lumpgate. Why won't they explain the Lump? It is an odd location for a deep brain stimulator. Unless it was going to interfere with his pacemaker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (I76dP)

93 If Paul Pelosi chose to express his authentic sexuality by having his gay lover bash in his skull, who are we to judge? After all, love is love!

Posted by: The Atlantic at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (PiwSw)

94 > 90 Day of the Lump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (us2H3)

Night of the Living Lump

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (bW8dp)

95 Depape didn't want money or jewelry. He demanded their stock tips. While naked.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Ndje9)

96 Dia de los Lumpias

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

97 Imma gonna wear my new Ace T-shirt all day long today.

AOS T-shirts?!?! We have T-shirts? Where do I get one?

Posted by: jjod at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (RyVl+)

98 "Just the tips!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

99 The Incredible Lump.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford

The Incredible Mr. Lumpet

Posted by: Miklos in best Don Knotts voice at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (SP4pi)

100 Yeah, I mostly just meant in context of your gay lover collapsing your skull.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (BiZp4)
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I went over to Yahoo to confirm my paypal account was deleted (since it runs through a decrepit yahoo email) and though I tried to avert my eyes, I couldn't unsee two absurdly stupid stories, one about how Paul brilliantly used a "secret code" on his 911 call to confound his attack and of course Biden issuing a stern warning to gay MAGA nude activists or something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (llXky)

101 There is also "stove up", which is when you yourself are injured.

Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (y40tE)

102 Does Paul and Nancy's home have a pool?


Cause apparently Lumpy and the Brow's does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (uLr+K)

103 So is Maxwell's Silver Hammer a gay anthem now?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (UuwM2)

104 AOS T-shirts?!?! We have T-shirts? Where do I get one?
Posted by: jjod at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (RyVl+)
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Jim SND made some spectacular Flaming Skull tees!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

105 The Post and Mr Lumpit.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (yikp0)

106 Lump, American Style

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (sn5EN)

107 21 Lump Street

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (Dc2NZ)

108 'morning all y'all...

Nice to read about Jewell's news. Prayers ascending for those on the list...and all the Horde.

Hard to believe a week has passed since the MoMe.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (BgMrQ)

109 Are You My Lump?

Posted by: Theodore Geisel at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (PiwSw)

110
Captain Fetterman:
"Glagzz soleeleeelee fuga AHHHH! AUGGHH! ACKKK!"

Mr Lump:
"Captain, it is highly illogical to set your penis on fire in response to the Teloosians offer of unconditional surrender."

Posted by: Star Lump at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (KLPy8)

111 is Maxwell's Silver Hammer a gay anthem now?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (UuwM2)


Although not gay, I have always liked that song.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (45fpk)

112 "AOS T-shirts?!?! We have T-shirts? Where do I get one?"

Hang on a second.

Should have been one included in your membership package.

With the Decoder Ring.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (uLr+K)

113 Night of the Living Lump

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (bW8dp)
---
Flashbacks to the ONT regarding Night of the Iguana.

*glances ruefully at empty Makers Mark bottle*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (llXky)

114 76 Fetterman's MRI came up negative for brains.

No surprise there.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (nxdel)

What a waste of insurance money


Or a Lump and his money is soon parted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (aA3+G)

115 Two more wheelbarrow loads and will call it real time

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (xhxe8)

116 Lump me tender, love me true

Posted by: Gay Naked MAGA guys everywhere at October 29, 2022 09:26 AM (SP4pi)

117 Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones [he] got were sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

Posted by: The Presidents of the United States of America at October 29, 2022 09:26 AM (Do5/p)

118 Predictable, the lefties are trying to lump Depape in with we Deplorables.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's Off to Work I Go. *cusswords*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (e6UQI)

119 She-Hulk, Attorney at Lump

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (Ndje9)

120 2 Lumps for Sister Sarah
The Good, the Bad and the Lumpy

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (/6GbT)

121 Longtime drug abusers typically have "degenerative disc disease" as a way to justify their opiate abuse. Pain management talks them into getting an implanted spinal stimulator. I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (I76dP)

122 Lump on a Hot Tin Roof

or

Cat on a Hot Tin Lump

A Lump Named Desire

or

A Streetcar Named Lump

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (llXky)

123 Welcome Back, Lumper

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (yikp0)

124 You made me lump you
I didn't wanna do it

🔨

Posted by: Hammerhead Snark at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (sn5EN)

125 All Quiet On The Western Lump

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (L08P2)

126 MatLump

Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (SP4pi)

127 Neither Tom nor Gisele will EVER DO BETTER.

I mean, she's an open Communist, so yes, Tom can do better.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 09:29 AM (zm+d5)

128
Top Lump

The Lump of Wall Street

Lumpraiser

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 09:29 AM (KLPy8)

129 Longtime drug abusers typically have "degenerative disc disease" as a way to justify their opiate abuse. Pain management talks them into getting an implanted spinal stimulator. I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (I76dP)
---
Six Million Dollar Lump

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:29 AM (llXky)

130 If you want at shirt, include your full name, address, ssn, date of birth and checking account number in your nic. Ace will deduct your annual membership dues from your account and send you a shirt. Only XXXL sizes available.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:30 AM (I76dP)

131 2022: A Space Lump

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:30 AM (sh1XZ)

132 that Pelosi guy is a hammerhead

one lump or two?

Posted by: DanMan at October 29, 2022 09:30 AM (8uzBS)

133 Morning again, all,

My mantra for today: No need to buy the cats $$ toys. The wrapper from a frozen burrito or the plastic bag it came in will provide hours of fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (c6xtn)

134 Lump Unto My Defeat

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (yikp0)

135 The Fetterman thing:

We have some personal experience with TBI (which is what a stroke is) from our daughter.
Now the warning is "if you've seen one brain injury, you've see ONE brain injury" because the effects can vary so widely, but when she was six months out we were urging things like going our for coffee with your friends, not running for the Senate.

His wife has jumped to the top of the list, second behind Jill re: spousal abuse.

Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (y40tE)

136 I'm the one running. Fetty is just my body man.

Posted by: The Lump at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (sn5EN)

137 Lurch Fetterman. A man barely alive.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology to build the world's first Lump man. Lurch Fetterman will be that man.

We will make him better than he was before. Bigger, louder, lumpier.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (llXky)

138 Lumphard IX: Pounding Sand

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (sh1XZ)

139 no?

Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (SP4pi)

140 A Lump Named Desire

or

A Streetcar Named Lump
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022


***
Starring The Lump With No Name

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (c6xtn)

141 Good morning horde....having a puppy is like having a alarm clock with no snooze.

Posted by: Redchief at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (NAFMy)

142 Wooden barrels are made of staves, and a crushed barrel was "staved in." English has odd principal parts, so "staved becomes "stoven" or "stoved" in some tenses. I think the True Southern expression for beaten is "all stove up." In the post office lobby of Frankfort Michigan is a mural and exhibit commemorating the loss of a lake railroad ferry on one of those great storm days. The captain's log is preserved, and one of the last entries is "Stove her."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 29, 2022 09:33 AM (x61Im)

143 Previous zoonotic disease outbreaks—in which a pathogen jumps from animals to man—have occurred in multiple locations as a virus circulates in animal populations, while the Covid virus is known to have emerged only in Wuhan, home to laboratories conducting research on coronaviruses, the report notes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

144 banned again

wait till Elon buys Ace

Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi)

145 Good morning, Redchief. Yes, it is so. Mm-hm.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (OX9vb)

146 JeffreyGoldberg
·
Oct 27
Everyone on this platform should consider migrating to deeply reported, carefully written magazine feature stories, printed on paper.

Jeff wrote the fake culture of rape story about UVA.
ha
haha
hahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

147
"Me and Eyebrows McGee" by Lump Lumptofferson

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (KLPy8)

148 My mantra for today: No need to buy the cats $$ toys. The wrapper from a frozen burrito or the plastic bag it came in will provide hours of fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM

My cats have the most fun with the plastic ring from the gallon milk carton. Carry it around in their mouth, bat it around everywhere. They have more fun with those rings than any of their other toys.

I saw an ad for a 'cat toy' the other day that was just a fancy edition of this milk carton ring. Smart for the seller to try to make money off it, but anyone who buys it is stupid as you can just get the ring for 'free' when you buy milk.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (Do5/p)

149
My mantra for today: No need to buy the cats $$ toys. The wrapper from a frozen burrito or the plastic bag it came in will provide hours of fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022


***
And that frozen but easily microwaved burrito did not go to waste. A scrambled seasoned egg atop it, with sharp cheddar on/mixed with both, is going nicely with my coffee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:35 AM (c6xtn)

150 wait till Elon buys Ace

Ace's sexcapades after he's rich will make Paul Pelosi look pedestrian.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 09:35 AM (zm+d5)

151 If Lumping You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (PiwSw)

152 The Six Million Dollar Lump

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (ajvaO)

153 hey just asking, are farts Lumpy?

Posted by: Lumpy F. at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

154 Any of the 'ettes have tits down to their waists and closet queen husbands? It's sorta muh thang, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Naked Gay Canadian Hammer Hobo at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (oINRc)

155 Starring The Lump With No Name

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (c6xtn)
---
I've been through the desert on a lump with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

After ten days, I let the lump go free because the desert had turned to sea. There were plants and birds and lumps and things, there were growths and tumors and rain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (llXky)

156 153 hey just asking, are farts Lumpy?
Posted by: Lumpy F. at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

You're doing it wrong...

#nosurprise

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BgMrQ)

157 It is like the black utes of today making up slang. He all stove up, yo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (I76dP)

158 The Drain

starring the Lump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (us2H3)

159 I saw an ad for a 'cat toy' the other day that was just a fancy edition of this milk carton ring. Smart for the seller to try to make money off it, but anyone who buys it is stupid as you can just get the ring for 'free' when you buy milk.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (Do5/p)
---
Cat ladies need something to spend their money on besides pussy hats and Hillary votive candles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (llXky)

160 He goin' stove on her ayyyyeeeee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (I76dP)

161 Just got $750 from the State of California.

Why? Because the Party is trying to buy votes with my taxes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (EZebt)

162 156 153 hey just asking, are farts Lumpy?
Posted by: Lumpy F. at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

That would be a shart. And yes.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Expert at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (PiwSw)

163 The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump

https://bit.ly/3gY8Lvu

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:38 AM (Do5/p)

164 From the Department of Spouses Living in Different Worlds:

I mentioned to Mr. April that I need to go out and get some Karo syrup today (because last night's Trick or Treat memories made me want popcorn balls).

He asked me if I was going to make fake blood?

LOL, eyeroll

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:38 AM (OX9vb)

165 {{{Jewells}}}

You were missed.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 09:38 AM (Y+l9t)

166 and get some Karo syrup today

-

Which part of the south are you in?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:39 AM (BiZp4)

167 Wooden barrels are made of staves, and a crushed barrel was "staved in." English has odd principal parts, so "staved becomes "stoven" or "stoved" in some tenses. I think the True Southern expression for beaten is "all stove up." In the post office lobby of Frankfort Michigan is a mural and exhibit commemorating the loss of a lake railroad ferry on one of those great storm days. The captain's log is preserved, and one of the last entries is "Stove her."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 29, 2022 09:33 AM (x61Im)
---
Yes, usually I see reference to planking, which would be make of staves as well. Frequent use of it in Conrad when he's writing about storms at sea.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:40 AM (llXky)

168 Weird Al parody of Lump - Gump

https://bit.ly/3DHkPui

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:40 AM (Do5/p)

169
I got my lumps
In San Francisco
From some guy
In underwear

Posted by: Paulp at October 29, 2022 09:40 AM (sn5EN)

170 If CBD shows up that would be a good food thread idea. "what do you (and your neighbors / family) ALWAYS have in your pantry?"

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (BiZp4)

171 From yesterday

After falling in the first two quarters of 2022, prompting significant debate about whether the U.S. had entered a recession, GDP in the third quarter is predicted to grow at an inflation-adjusted rate of 2.3% annually, according to a Wall Street Journal survey of economists. However, two economists told the DCNF that this is unlikely to forecast major improvements in consumers' economic health, since the spike was mostly driven by trade trends that are unlikely to persist.

Question: Is GDP normally expressed in terms of being inflation-adjusted? Aren't they saying the GDP dropped 5% in purchasing power?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (yQpMk)

172 1) Open thread, feel free to opine and/or bloviate to your heart's content.
2) Be nice to one another.
3) We recommend no running with sharp objects.
4) Have a great weekend.

hmm. no admonishment to not pull the hair of the ettes.
*looks around*
yeah, i don't see anyone that stupid either.
*gets a mirror out*
yep, open season on dumbasses

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (3CCua)

173 144 banned again

wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi)
---------------------

If he does a Malkin and sells the hq he will build a new site and call it AceCom.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (MxRrv)

174 Why? Because the Party is trying to buy votes with my taxes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (EZebt)

That's something I never understood, living in CO, but it's even more baffling in CA. These are States with actual, unassailable Democrat majorities. The sun will swell up and swallow Earth before they need to cheat or buy votes to win, yet they do anyway. I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (oINRc)

175 After falling in the first two quarters of 2022, prompting significant debate about whether the U.S. had entered a recession,

-

A debate. Over literally 1+1

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (BiZp4)

176 never trust a lump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (us2H3)

177 Prayers up for the horde, family & friends in need.

Posted by: Lola at October 29, 2022 09:43 AM (NIYa7)

178 I Left My Lumps in San Francisco

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:43 AM (EZebt)

179 "wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker"

When the Tesla team comes over to review the code, I expect mass resignations.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (sn5EN)

180 That's something I never understood, living in CO, but it's even more baffling in CA. These are States with actual, unassailable Democrat majorities. The sun will swell up and swallow Earth before they need to cheat or buy votes to win, yet they do anyway. I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (oINRc)



I question whether this is true. Take away the 4 million illegal and fraudulent presidential votes and Trump wins California in 2016.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (yQpMk)

181 Etymology and usage are two different things. 50+ years in the deep South. People say "X got stoved in"

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (BiZp4)

182 That French toast looks perfect. Salivating over here, boss!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (4I/2K)

183 > Naked Gay Canadian Hammer Hobo

You forgot Hemp Jewelry Artisan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)

184 Granted there could be regional variations.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:45 AM (BiZp4)

185 "Granted there could be regional variations.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate"

I glass cooktoped his face.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:47 AM (sn5EN)

186 >>> I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's
---------------------------

CA flipped from red to blue in a short period of time.
The past three years brings the question; How far in the past have the Democrats exercised Cheat Control?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:47 AM (MxRrv)

187 > 151 If Lumping You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (PiwSw)

Lumping you
Is hard because you're hideous
Ew-ew-ew....
Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew.

Posted by: Manny Rapperton at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (bW8dp)

188 He had his chest sous vied

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (BiZp4)

189 183 > Naked Gay Canadian Hammer Hobo

You forgot Hemp Jewelry Artisan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)

At least he's not giving us a bad name!

Posted by: Aspiring Rappers at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (PiwSw)

190 Jewel (and you are) - you got this. Burn it out, and stay tough. Been there.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (APPN8)

191 Smart for the seller to try to make money off it, but anyone who buys it is stupid as you can just get the ring for 'free' when you buy milk.

Milk rings get covered in stinky rotten milk! Gross! They have sharp edges that can hurt kitty's paws! Ouch! They are made of cheap plastic that has chemicals! Oh no! Our premium milk rings are made of high grade chemical free plastic, are clean and germ free and have smooth edges to protect kitty's paws. Only $5.99 for two!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (I76dP)

192 Pelosi and the Hemp Jeweler had a misinterpretation of what "ball" and "peen" meant in the context of their professional relationship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (bW8dp)

193 Oh, and:

A StreetLump Named Desire

Posted by: goatexchange at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (APPN8)

194 Had my first appointment with a new type of chiropractic. Been having neck pain for months. They take X-rays and then use a small device to straighten out the bones in the neck. Now for 3 weeks I go twice a week to make sure it stays aligned.
It feels like witchcraft to me but it is better. Waiting to see if things really change.
Anybody else tried this?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (Y+l9t)

195 "At least he's not giving us a bad name!
Posted by: Aspiring Rappers"

Sez you!

Posted by: An aspiring carpenter at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (sn5EN)

196 lumpenproletariat oatmeal.

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (sh1XZ)

197 Fat, drunk, and lumpy is no way to go thru life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

198 The Left really are insane trying to make the Pelosi attack about divisiveness caused by the Right when that's all they do . Their embrace of newspeak and doublespeak is out of control.

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is strength

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (JFJ0Q)

199 I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

I link it to the Parable of Talents. Tribe members of lower status live in fear. "you had all of this opportunity to attack our enemies, you knew there was no risk of legal jeopardy, yet you acted professionally and ethically? You will be cast into the outer darkness, where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (8AONa)

200 Inside for a rest period

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (xhxe8)

201 > 196 lumpenproletariat oatmeal.
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (sh1XZ)

Hey, don't blame me for that shite.

I might have to go all non-violent on your ass.

Posted by: The Quaker Oats Dude at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (bW8dp)

202 Paul was the Thor loser in a meeting with Homo-Hobo.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (yikp0)

203 Aladdin's Lump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (us2H3)

204 Bourbon barrel staves are a hot commodity here in Bourbon Country. Some fetch hundreds of dollars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (BFigT)

205 I'm willing to bet that the 82-year-old husband of the Speaker of the House of Representatives having his head bashed with a hammer at 2:00 in the morning during a drug-fueled ghey sex romp with an underwear clad middle-aged pro-nudist protestor boy toy half his age in a high-security mansion while the security team stood down...

...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (kXYt5)

206 Don't they export old bourbon casks to be used in the aging of Scotch and sherry and so on?

I think I've read that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (bW8dp)

207 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (ju2Fy)

208
Cat ladies need something to spend their money on besides pussy hats and Hillary votive candles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022


***
My mother devised the simplest cat toy, if you were a smoker as she was: the clear plastic wrap from the outside of a cigarette pack, a length of ordinary string tied around it. Her little cat L'il Bit would actually bring the toy to her for playtime.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (c6xtn)

209 And of course the msm forget that the Pelosi home was vandalized before by the radical left in San Fran demanding Universal Income and rent relief.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (JFJ0Q)

210 Lumpy! Luuumpy!! Luuuuumpy!!!

Posted by: Stanley Kowalski at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (yikp0)

211 17 Chorizo + eggs with Tom Hortons Dark roast today.
----
So that weasel Tom finally got rid of Tim, eh? Damn his eyes!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (rXg3K)

212 Some Like It Lumpy

The Wackiest Lump in the Army

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (c6xtn)

213 Has any intrepid moron checked to see if withe hammer guy or paul has a grindr profile? Not a sword i am willing to fall on iykwimaittyd

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (I76dP)

214 My brother used to have a cat that would fetch Dum-Dum Lollipops (you know, those cheap-assed ones where you used to get a bag of 500 for about $1.95).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (bW8dp)

215 Neither Tom nor Gisele will EVER DO BETTER.

Ship of fools!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BRHaw)

Have Gisele call me. If she's looking for a rebound husband, I'm looking for a rebound wife. Perfect timing.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (XfBY/)

216 Apocalypse Lump

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (bW8dp)

217 The Lump at the Top of the Stairs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (c6xtn)

218 Thank you for the prayers and well wishes on my behalf. I can now whistle again. I'm about three-fourths there with being able to wink independently with my left eye. Regaining my smile so as to not frighten off small children or fellow grocery store shoppers is taking longer and slower.

Horde prayers are wonderful and effective. Prayers up for all on the list the also for those not listed but in need.
God is great!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

219 ...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.
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Captain Barney Lumper's squad usually wins that bet.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (yikp0)

220 God is great!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

All the time!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (PiwSw)

221 211 17 Chorizo + eggs with Tom Hortons Dark roast today.
----
So that weasel Tom finally got rid of Tim, eh? Damn his eyes!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (rXg3K)

it is a known fact the Tim is not terrific

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (us2H3)

222 Gone With The Lump

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp)

223 Gotta see this...Kari Lake's letter to Liz Cheney:

https://truthsocial.com/@KariLake/posts/
109248653345772934

Kari's a keeper!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (3ImbR)

224 The Lumpy Dozen

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

225 That Pelosi is the one that called 911 adds more questions. The call must have been cut off or mumbled because that's the only reason it would have been a 'wellness check' .

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (JFJ0Q)

226 Used Lumps

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (us2H3)

227 It feels like witchcraft to me but it is better.
Anybody else tried this?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (Y+l9t)

Does the device just give your vertebrae a gentle, localized punch? I had a chiro who used that, and it was effective, without the danger of twisting my neck.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (OX9vb)

228 So who was the passenger when Lumpy Paul DUIed his Porsche??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (yikp0)

229 Buffy the Neck-Lump Slayer

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (c6xtn)

230 Don't they export old bourbon casks to be used in the aging of Scotch and sherry and so on?

-

I think they both swap out. Angels envy and Tullamore dew are two bourbons / whiskeys I can think of that finish in maybe port or similar.

They're both very good if you can taste the subtle flavor, too. It's one of the few things that I can pick up on with that snooty fancy palette snobbery.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (BiZp4)

231 Had always assumed that Beethoven competed with Bach for number of children. That's what assumptions will get one.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (MxRrv)

232 Sisterhood of the traveling lumps

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)

233 The Lumpy Sanction

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (4I/2K)

234 Forest Lump

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (BRHaw)

235 > Don't they export old bourbon casks to be used in the aging of Scotch and sherry and so on?
______________

Some are. They're never reused for Bourbon, obviously. Some Bourbon barrels are used to age tobacco, especially tobacco for cigars. The market for staves, or the cap if it's been stenciled with the batch/distillery info is pretty hot around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (BFigT)

236 Forest Lump is a classic .

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (JFJ0Q)

237 Lump up the volume!

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (JFJ0Q)

238 Dial L for Lump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (us2H3)

239 The Tumorator

Lump Runner

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (c6xtn)

240 I worry about chiropractors twisting my neck the wrong way.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (MxRrv)

241 ...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (kXYt5)

In St. Louis a couple years ago, a female cop was killed, whilst playing Russian roulette with a couple of her male cop buddies. One of whom she was sleeping with. Now, either she was on duty or he was, I forget which. The incident occurred in the home of one or the other, not in the district of the on-duty cop.

I just figure these things are going on all over the place, just no one finds out about it until someone gets killed, or at the very least, their head bashed in by a hammer wielding gay middle aged male protest prostitute.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (XfBY/)

242 The Ten Lumps

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (BRHaw)

243 ...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (kXYt5)
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Ha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (EZebt)

244 That's something I never understood, living in CO, but it's even more baffling in CA. These are States with actual, unassailable Democrat majorities. The sun will swell up and swallow Earth before they need to cheat or buy votes to win, yet they do anyway. I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
=====

Smilin' and singin' and noddin' to the beat of the Pritzker Plantation in the Democrat State of Illinois. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (MIKMs)

245 Play Lumpy For Me

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

246 But at the end of the day there is not one single bit of additional information about the incident that could come to light that would make me think any better or any worse about Paul and Nancy Pelosi or their ilk than I already do.


I AM however, enjoying all the speculative theories y'all are spinning. Certainly more interesting than the mundane and tawdry 'real' story that we will never hear.

I haven't seen anyone mention the Wesson oil smeared Twister mat found at the scene.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (kXYt5)

247 So who was the passenger when Lumpy Paul DUIed his Porsche??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0

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Yeah, that seemed to drop off the radar immediately, didn't it?

I bet it was a young man.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (BiZp4)

248 Lump Actually

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (JFJ0Q)

249 Sharon!! Missed you too. That device your chiropractor is using sounds similar to something mine used several years ago. It did nothing for me but I hope it helps you.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (nxdel)

250 I loved Lumphrey Bogart in Casablanca.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (BRHaw)

251 The Lumpy Dozen
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The Longest Lump

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)

252 A Moveable Lump by Earnest Lumpingway (book thread tomorrow)

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (sh1XZ)

253 https://www.americanthinker.com/why did an arizona tv station say hobbs won

Then there is my wacky theory, like in 2020 they ( Democrats Propaganda Ministry) knew the fix was in and so could predict it just as Fox did with Arizona

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (xhxe8)

254 12 Angry Lumps

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (us2H3)

255 How long have Democrats been "fortifying" elections?

Well my thesis at this point, Dewey really DID defeat Truman.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (+xjfh)

256 The Lump Also Rises

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)

257 The Ridge Over Lumpy's Tie

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (BiZp4)

258 Behind The Green Lump

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (R/m4+)

259 My Cairropracter was originally from Egypt.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5)

260 Citizen Lump

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (JFJ0Q)

261 Man With the Golden Lump

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:02 AM (JFJ0Q)

262 The Last Lumpfighter

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:02 AM (4I/2K)

263 A future speaker of the house could garner a lot of good will, if they were to bring a Bill to the floor that made the use of a hammer during drug-fueled gay sex romps a federal offense.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (8AONa)

264 Gotta see this...Kari Lake's letter to Liz Cheney:

https://truthsocial.com/@KariLake/posts/
109248653345772934

Kari's a keeper!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (3ImbR)

At this point, she knows she's already crushed her Abortion Barbie opponent, gotta think she's working on dragging some others across the finish line now.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (XfBY/)

265 The Goiter Sanction

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0)

266 A Lump Runs Through It

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

267 Mrs. Lumpfire

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)

268 The Pelosi story? I'm leaning towards political violence directed at madam speaker by disenfranchised leftists blaming her for the coming losses. She's made some pretty bold, but wacked out predictions and just watching a few clips of her trying to articulate something as mundane as the weather is a bridge too far for her feeble mind.

She's only a few steps behind rezident retard in the senility department.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (BFigT)

269 My Cairropracter was originally from Egypt.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5

Must have been quite an adjustment moving to the States.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (JFJ0Q)

270 That Pelosi is the one that called 911 adds more questions. The call must have been cut off or mumbled because that's the only reason it would have been a 'wellness check' .
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (JFJ0Q)
~~~~~

In the dispatcher recording, he notes that RP (reporting person) sounded confused. RP says he doesn't know the guy but he is a friend and his name is David.

I believe Muldoon at #205 has the most accurate take on the whole sordid affair.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (3ImbR)

271 My Cairropracter was originally from Egypt.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5

Must have been quite an adjustment moving to the States.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (JFJ0Q)

*rimshot*

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)

272 wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi)
---

He'll be Musk's mascot and palace foole!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (Dc2NZ)

273 Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (BFigT)

Can't disagree because as I posted above, Leftists have vandalized her home before.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (JFJ0Q)

274 To VIA
Normally I lurk but I want to share with you I had a similar experience with my vision. Long story short I was diagnosed with dark cataracts in both eyes. I had never heard of such a thing. Both were removed and I can see better than ever.

Posted by: LMC at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (oc8dh)

275 The Lump In Miss Jones

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (R/m4+)

276
Things I predict you will read about The Paul Pelosi Mysteries, Book 2:

1. The attacker had Q-Anon and MAGA posts on his record.
2. Security glass is two paned and can break outward.
3. The Speaker was away, so security was light.
4."He's a friend" is code for "Help!".
5. These things happen because of Trump. Oops... Biden already said that.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (j4U/Z)

277 man with the golden lump ^

"his superfluous third lump"

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (sh1XZ)

278 A future speaker of the house could garner a lot of good will, if they were to bring a Bill to the floor that made the use of a hammer during drug-fueled gay sex romps a federal offense.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (8AONa)

It might depend on whether Frank Luntz owns any hammers or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (XfBY/)

279 Also, sharon, if you can get regular massage, it will help keep your muscles from pulling your neck back out of line.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (OX9vb)

280 The Discreet Charm of the Lumpoisie

Posted by: Miklos is really trying at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (SP4pi)

281 Couldn't they have located the stimulator lower, such as under the large muscle by the scapula?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:07 AM (MxRrv)

282 > wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi)
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I read this as "Elon buys Acre". The Crusades live!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 10:07 AM (bW8dp)

283 The Lump and Mrs. Muir

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

284 Forgive me for the obvious frightening Halloween reference:

The Heffalump!

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 10:08 AM (MIKMs)

285 never let it be said that the AOS lacks maturity

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:08 AM (us2H3)

286 Return to Planet of the Lumps

Posted by: Miklos has brekkie almost ready at October 29, 2022 10:09 AM (SP4pi)

287 never let it be said that the AOS lacks maturity
Posted by: REDACTED

*sits on head, farts*

Posted by: Big Brother Miklos at October 29, 2022 10:09 AM (SP4pi)

288 never let it be said that the AOS lacks maturity
Posted by: REDACTED

*sits on head, farts*
Posted by: Big Brother Miklos at October 29, 2022 10:09 AM (SP4pi)

*lights it*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Blue Flame Club at October 29, 2022 10:10 AM (4I/2K)

289 5. These things happen because of Trump. Oops... Biden already said that.
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (j4U/Z)

Dan Rather blamed the Kennedy assassination on all the right-wing hate in Dallas.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (PiwSw)

290 The Lump's No Good, Very Bad Debate

Posted by: Miklos admits to getting an Early Start at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (SP4pi)

291
H P Lovecraft's "Fetterman's Lump"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (KLPy8)

292 "To VIA
Normally I lurk but I want to share with you "

Thank you for de-lurking to share that.

Now....now that you're amongst the Morons, please become another voice here.

We don't bite.

Well, except for that guy over there>>>>>

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (uLr+K)

293 How much would a silver hammer be worth today? Tackhammer v framing hammer v sledgehammer . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (MIKMs)


That reminds me, what's the conversion factor between standard hammers and standard crowbars?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (ZSK0i)

294 Prayers and thanks = Jewels brain scan negative, so great to hear
___

Still no contact with sonC, his wife, or our two grandbabies, since Mom's funeral over a year ago. Concerned about how the kids are being treated. I pray the Spirit of Truth can purge their spiritual poison, and soon.

Daughter and hub still no luck on conceiving more grandbabies for us.

MiladyJo has new aches and pains on top of other longstanding problems. I've got some aches of my own.

With all that, it seems almost silly to pray for the full reinstatement of the Mindful Webworks YouTube account, cancelled without reason last month. It could take years to find and re-upload all my videos; I should live so long.

On the whole, these are matters beyond my control, and as ever I can only depend upon the mercy and grace of the Creators. Your Will be done.

Posted by: mindful webworker - family is sometimes most unfamilial at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (tduWG)

295 Can't believe no one had the obvious one.

The Lumpneck of Notre Dame.

It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (NKpYE)

296 Rio Lumpo

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (4I/2K)

297 Couldn't they have located the stimulator lower, such as under the large muscle by the scapula?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022


***
Then we'd be making Igor jokes. ("Hump? What hump?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (c6xtn)

298 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)

Hope your recovery continues unabated. Will start discussing a Houston moron get together once you're up to it.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (JFJ0Q)

299 We don't bite.

Well, except for that guy over there>>>>>
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

*removes dentures, out of Respect*

Posted by: Miklos can eat grits like this at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (SP4pi)

300 "That reminds me, what's the conversion factor between standard hammers and standard crowbars?"

European or African?

Laden, or unladen?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (uLr+K)

301 A Lump To Remember

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:14 AM (4I/2K)

302 Caddylump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (us2H3)

303 Does the device just give your vertebrae a gentle, localized punch? I had a chiro who used that, and it was effective, without the danger of twisting my neck.

Yes, April. That was exactly it. I had been complaining about pain behind my ear radiating down to my shoulder. Two different doctors said swimmer's ear(I am a dedicated swimmer). My nephew who I happened to see recently works for a company that talks about neurological,solutions to pain. He recommended this.
🤞

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (Y+l9t)

304 That reminds me, what's the conversion factor between standard hammers and standard crowbars?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

Your call is very important to us.

All tire iron associates are assisting other customers.

Posted by: Miklos from Insom Quasi-Slavic Customer Service at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (SP4pi)

305 Return to Planet of the Lumps
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It's a goiter. They worship the damned thing!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (yikp0)

306 Wife, yesterday, seeing pup fresh from grooming - "oh she's so fluffy and clean and smells so nice!"

Pup, this morning, whining at patio door - "for the love of God, open this damn door so I can go roll in something dead or poopy!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (8AONa)

307 European or African?

Laden, or unladen?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (uLr+K)


Well, before we can get started on that one, you'd have to first determine if crowbars and hammers are migratory.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (ZSK0i)

308 Howdy, I hope everyone is well.

So I went to the ER night before last and found out I have a shoulder sized tear in my abdominal core I have been ignoring for a year.

Getting old sucks, I probably need a surgery....

the good news is I am buying a new screen door....

the bad news is it is going to keep my stomach out of my chest cavity.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (Lzpvj)

309 Assume a spherical hammer of one meter diameter at standard temperature and pressure...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (kXYt5)

310 Hope your recovery continues unabated. Will start discussing a Houston moron get together once you're up to it.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (JFJ0Q)

Sincere thanks. I have another follow up in the coming week and if progress is still good, we can start planning after that I think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

311 Lumping Wicked This Way Comes

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (JFJ0Q)

312 Das Lump

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (/6GbT)

313 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (T4tVD)

314 Yeah. Getting hit on head with a hammer by a supposed crazy man. And then not dying. And declared a-okay previous to head surgery. And then having head surgery. And feeling tip-top.

was it a nerf hammer?

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (sh1XZ)

315 One Lump or two?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (I76dP)

316 I guess I am asking for prayers when my surgery comes, and maybe in the event I leave for peace and solace for my family.

I am being ordered by the command to engage in light duty and not push myself or they will take me out of the training rotation and force me to work in the office where I cannot be mangled anymore.

This sucks, I enjoy my job and as a zombie pain does not really bother me much.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (Lzpvj)

317 Sweet SweetLump's Baadasssss Song

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (R/m4+)

318 "Fetterman's Lump"

Civil War battle site?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (Dc2NZ)

319 Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (Lzpvj)

*******

Like a post-traumatic diaphragmatic hernia? Ouch. Heal quickly, young man!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (kXYt5)

320 sven......

Prayers sent!


Damn, for only being 29 years old, some of us are not in the best of shape.


*Looks down at 'Lower Chest Development' with one good eye"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (uLr+K)

321 The Lumpneck of Notre Dame.
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I can't remember the candidate's name but his Lump rings a bell.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (yikp0)

322 Willie Lumpa and the Gibberish Factory

Posted by: Miklos will restart this on ONT, because of course at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (SP4pi)

323 The more I read about the Pelosi story coming to believe that even our most outlandish possibilities do not come close to the real story.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (Y+l9t)

324 The Lump always rings twice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (I76dP)

325 Dude, where's my Lump?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (/6GbT)

326 Hillary lusted being POTUS more than Gollum wanted the One Ring.

Then she lost to a one-term Senator.
Then she lost to a carnival barker.
Now she has to live with Biden as POTUS.

Were I she I'd still be day drinking and hurling ashtrays.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (SJsWC)

327 Pickett's Lump

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (I76dP)

328 314 Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (sh1XZ)

So if this is an op they buy into their own narrative so hard it is useless.

Frankly I think they want the street cred of "evil MAGAt out of control" but think they can jedi handwave away the scrutiny.

Guy is a family friend according to Mr Pelosi, I know I am not in *my* underwear getting hit with MY hammer unless I am intimate with the person given 2:30 am....

I think Paul was getting blown and things went sideways....

Paul you are a quarter billionaire, hire better sex workers.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (Lzpvj)

329 *Looks down at 'Lower Chest Development' with one good eye"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

May we assist?

Posted by: Miklos' Take One Leave One Community Monocle Exchange will restart this on ONT, because of course at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (SP4pi)

330 Howdy, I hope everyone is well.

So I went to the ER night before last and found out I have a shoulder sized tear in my abdominal core I have been ignoring for a year.

Getting old sucks, I probably need a surgery....

the good news is I am buying a new screen door....

the bad news is it is going to keep my stomach out of my chest cavity.
Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (Lzpvj)

Keep all your parts where they should be. No outward migration or meandering about. Hope the surgery and healing goes very well for you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

331 Used the Humpback with the Fetterdame but should be Lumpback of FetterDame after he claimed that was what it should be

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (xhxe8)

332 323 The more I read about the Pelosi story coming to believe that even our most outlandish possibilities do not come close to the real story.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (Y+l9t)\

You're not getting me to talk...

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (PiwSw)

333 320 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (uLr+K)

TY, I am 50....I wish my muscles understood how lazy my tendons and ligaments are getting.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (Lzpvj)

334 The film Emperor of the North. The Shack throwing a 16oz ball-peen hammer at Ol' Cigarettes' head.

Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (sh1XZ)

335 Words nobody ever said: 'Too much butter.'

Actually, yesterday I baked a storebought loaf of garlic bread, and found it had a whole stick of butter in it. Had to scrape most of the shmear off and discard it.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (24fqN)

336 R4minds me, I think I saw a new nic, 'The Guy 'out of Monck's corner the other day.

Would almost be a neighbor.

We're getting close to a MoMe size Moron population down here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (uLr+K)

337 Paul you are a quarter billionaire, hire better sex workers.
Posted by: sven

Not our style, amigo.

Posted by: Raul and Jose, Miguel might at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (SP4pi)

338 [hat-tip] The Lump always rings twice.
--------------
The Fetterman Always Lumps Twice

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (yikp0)

339 @323 Funny how we know that Gay Misadventure and False Flag are both more likely than the official story

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (SJsWC)

340 LumpRaiser

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

341 Damn sven!! I'll be praying for you.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (nxdel)

342 330 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

Thanks, I was told I went back to work too quickly from my gall bladder removal, and admittedly I probably started damaging it within hours of the surgery when I sat up at 4 hours and went and tried to take a leak when the nurses were busy and discovered I was cathetered.

Life is hard, it is harder when your inner idiot takes over when inebriated from morphine.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (Lzpvj)

343 Words nobody ever said: 'Too much butter.'
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Get the goiter.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (yikp0)

344 For-rent Lump

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (BiZp4)

345 We're getting close to a MoMe size Moron population down here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Be Hordeful and Multiply!

Posted by: Miklosian Imperatives at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (SP4pi)

346 All the President's Lumps

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (I76dP)

347 I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Everybody must try this job now by just using this site.. www.Profit97.com

Posted by: Tom at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (cVZ4d)

348 Casalumpa starring Lumphrey Bogart

"It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a lump of beans in this crazy world.”

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (kXYt5)

349
With all that, it seems almost silly to pray for the full reinstatement of the Mindful Webworks YouTube account, cancelled without reason last month. It could take years to find and re-upload all my videos; I should live so long.

On the whole, these are matters beyond my control, and as ever I can only depend upon the mercy and grace of the Creators. Your Will be done.

Posted by: mindful webworker - family is sometimes most unfamilial at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (tduWG)
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That's a lot of crosses, but you aren't carrying them alone.

And I think good can come of each of them in time. God be with you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (llXky)

350 Mr Lump goes to Washington

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (I76dP)

351 Mark Zuckerburg is asked "how do you become a billionaire?"

"Well, first you start with $100 billion ..

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (SJsWC)

352 348 Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (kXYt5)

It bothers me that Urkle declaiming Herschel Walker is not a pilot was not laughed out of being a thing...

No advisor said to him, "we are running a golem in PA."

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj)

353 The Lumpford Files

Posted by: Miklos now awaits the Bacon at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (SP4pi)

354 "Be Hordeful and Multiply!"

Soon, my friend.

We need to get up your way at some point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (uLr+K)

355 347 I am making $90 an hour lumping from home.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (I76dP)

356 Guy is a family friend according to Mr Pelosi, I know I am not in *my* underwear getting hit with MY hammer unless I am intimate with the person given 2:30 am....

I think Paul was getting blown and things went sideways....

Paul you are a quarter billionaire, hire better sex workers.
Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (Lzpvj)

That's the question I was asking yesterday... whose hammer was it? If it was Paul's, then yeah, this was a sex visit.

I hope this story keeps going and going, not because it matters at all, whether and how this rotten old queen is getting off while the wife is away, but because it matters that our emperors and their new clothes are paraded before the masses, as much as possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:27 AM (XfBY/)

357 The President's Senator's Lump Is Missing

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:27 AM (4I/2K)

358 I've slept through so I don't know if this has been on the blog - the Rubio canvasser - miscreants arrested, photos.
https://is.gd/xe5BxN

Posted by: Ciampino - what handsome guya at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (qfLjt)

359 https://www.breitbart.com/police dispatch audio paul pelosi calling cops doesnt know male but name david he is friend
https://tinyurl.com/yckumdfa

I am leaning to ghey liason for the moral of the story.
No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (xhxe8)

360 Moar coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (/RDPd)

361 341 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (nxdel)

Thanks and I you, my malady is actually relatively minor unless I do something exceedingly dumb.

I am not in great pain, I simply was running 98.8 to 99.0 which made me wonder what was up given I usually run 97.5. Anyway I spent the other day mounting MILES gear on our equipment and was a little sore. Not to be crude doing my evening ablutions I noticed an odd lump at the site of my GB removal surgical scar....

I pushed it in gently and it gurgled like my stomach...

turns out that is because it was part of my digestive system.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (Lzpvj)

362 I hope this story keeps going and going, not because it matters at all, whether and how this rotten old queen is getting off while the wife is away, but because it matters that our emperors and their new clothes are paraded before the masses, as much as possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:27 AM (XfBY/)
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It's crazy that the Dems think the closing argument to save their embattled governors, senators and reps is "LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT IN SAN FRANCISCO!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (llXky)

363 I am making $90 an hour working at my friend Paul's home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working with only a hammer, that was truly astounding for me, Nancy prescribed for me to attempt it simply.

Posted by: Sarah-David Depape at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (SP4pi)

364
Lumpapalooza
.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (MxRrv)

365 Lump Zeppelin

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (us2H3)

366 No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (xhxe


Ex-CUSE me!

Posted by: kallisto, upset that Skip doesn't recall that heavenly night at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (dCxaZ)

367 You know, I've been seeing more of the "top of mind" phrase in articles lately. Is this on purpose since the administration used it? I've never heard it before.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (ep37o)

368 ** Gay Misadventure and False Flag are both more likely than the official story **

But but but Officer Melanin on TV said he was only struck once, injuring both hands, his head, and shoulder.

Uh, wait...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 29, 2022 10:30 AM (tRXBv)

369 FBI Now Wants 66 Years Before Releasing Information on Seth Rich – Information They Originally DENIED They Had!

https://is.gd/i5PPae

Posted by: Ciampino - cheeky bastards at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (qfLjt)

370 It probably isn't easy for an 82 year old man to find a guy to give him a blowjob at 2am, but being a multimillionaire and limitless drugs probably help grease some wheels.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (I76dP)

371 More from Canadian newsb1tch: "We're learning more about the man who attacked Paul Pelosi. He's been identified as 42-year-old David DePape and has connections to Canada. CNN reporting that DePape grew up in Powell River, British Columbia but moved to California 20 years ago. It's also being reported that DePape was notorious for posting conspiracy theories and racist and homophobic content to social media. He also appears to have defended Donald Trump and echoed QAnon conspiracy theories."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)

372 You know, I've been seeing more of the "top of mind" phrase in articles lately. Is this on purpose since the administration used it? I've never heard it before.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (ep37o)
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Yes, they get memos and change usage.

Zero original thought.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (llXky)

373 Bringing Up Lumpy

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (4I/2K)

374 It's crazy that the Dems think the closing argument to save their embattled governors, senators and reps is "LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT IN SAN FRANCISCO!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (llXky)



Even weirder is the coda to that pitch:

"Don't you want every state in the United States to be like California?!?!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (KLPy8)

375 I'm leaning to False Flag with Paul Pelosi. Biden is blaiming Trump because the guy is supposed to have been yelling "Where's Nancy" like the J6 defendants.

If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC)

376 I saw Lumpy Gay Liaison and False Flag open for the Banshees at the St. Lucia Jazz festival back in '82.


It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (APPN8)

377 Be strong, jewells45.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2022 10:32 AM (Lsy8U)

378 I guess we finally found the lump to die on

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:32 AM (us2H3)

379 Mornin'
(Sips coffee)

Lovely day here in Babylon DC. Maybe take a walk later.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:32 AM (sAmhv)

380 So the Pelosi assault was a gay prostitution thing? Is that where the evidence is leading?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (eGTCV)

381 The High and the Lumpy

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

382 I'm a lumperjack and I'm okay!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)

383 InZona @ 367- 'top of mind' was what the beige ragamuff said and it's just being hackysacked around to make it seem common usuage.
Been exactly the same if she had said 'underwear hammer'.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (/RDPd)

384 Ex-CUSE me!
Posted by: kallisto, upset that Skip doesn't recall that heavenly night

You're just making garrett jealous.

Posted by: Miklos does down-twinkles at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (SP4pi)

385 I am making $90 an hour working at my friend Paul's home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working with only a hammer, that was truly astounding for me, Nancy prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Posted by: Sarah-David Depape at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (SP4pi)
___

lmao

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (RXOjh)

386 I'm leaning to False Flag with Paul Pelosi. Biden is blaiming Trump because the guy is supposed to have been yelling "Where's Nancy" like the J6 defendants.

If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC)


Maybe the allowance Nancy gives him was running low.

More likely though...it's part of the kink.

Think Eddie Murphy and Hugh Grant.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (KLPy8)

387 Morning.

I am sitting here in my boxers.

I have coffee.

I am *not* smashing things with a hammer.

All hail coffee!

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (1Yy3c)

388 369 FBI Now Wants 66 Years Before Releasing Information on Seth Rich – Information They Originally DENIED They Had!

https://is.gd/i5PPae
Posted by: Ciampino
----------------------

Nothing fishy about that, nothing incriminating on the Clintons or their DNC operatives.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (MxRrv)

389 What's on the menu?
filipino lumpia.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (tRXBv)

390 So the Pelosi assault was a gay prostitution thing?

********

I don't care if it's true or not, I just want to hear the old son of a bitch publicly deny it!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (kXYt5)

391 No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (xhxe

I'm sorry to hear that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (XfBY/)

392 380 Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (eGTCV)

There are three possibilities I can see making any sense:

1) Paul was getting his freak on (hard to believe in San Fran I know) and things went sideways with the sidepeice, 2) there is an untapped resevoir of eveil MAGA rethuglican hemp enthusiasts in San Fran just like Chicago in winter cold wandering at 230 to hurt democrats, or 3) Paul is so demented and his security is so bad that a family friend he did not know was in his underwear with Paul at 230 because Pelosi custom on meeting new people is stripping down and handing them housetools.....

It all makes as much sense as his wife's national economic agenda.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj)

393 I'm a lumperjack and I'm okay!
Posted by: Muldoon

I lump all night
And .... potryby!

Posted by: Miklos analyzed the body language at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (SP4pi)

394 I am *not* smashing things with a hammer.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (1Yy3c)

You'll never make any money that way!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (OX9vb)

395 You're just making garrett jealous.

he won't even know unless *somebody* opens their big old yap

Posted by: kallisto, upset that Skip doesn't recall that heavenly night at October 29, 2022 10:38 AM (dCxaZ)

396 "No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear "

Are we confining this discussion to same-sex?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:38 AM (uLr+K)

397 Once again, the Pelosi's were fucking the homeless ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:38 AM (SJsWC)

398 I haven't had french toast in a long time. Damn that looks good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD)

399 Goodnight Lump

Goodnight stars
Goodnight air
Goodnight lumps...everywhere.

Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2022 10:39 AM (+Cgut)

400 I am not saying money was to be exchanged
Maybe just discussion of pitcher or catcher

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (xhxe8)

401 But but but Officer Melanin on TV said he was only struck once, injuring both hands, his head, and shoulder.

Uh, wait...

-

Hammer was manufactured by the same company that made the 20lb J6 fire extinguisher that bounced repeatedly and struck three officers in the head.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (BiZp4)

402 Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (eGTCV)

403 But but but Officer Melanin on TV said he was only struck once, injuring both hands, his head, and shoulder.

Uh, wait...

-

Hammer was manufactured by the same company that made the 20lb J6 fire extinguisher that bounced repeatedly and struck three officers in the head.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (BiZp4)

The magic hammer theory: Back, and to the left.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:41 AM (XfBY/)

404 By the way, "potryby" was a nonsense word frequently used in Mad magazine.

It is also almost the same as the Slovak word for _Grocery store", another reason why I have been known to laugh oddly and inappropriately (in Slovakia, mainly).

Posted by: Miklos bears linguistic burdens at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (SP4pi)

405 Give a 42 year old a hammer and everything starts to look like a nail an old octogenarian's dick.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (kXYt5)

406 "Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?"

Well, when you put it that way...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (uLr+K)

407 Well, we're officially off the hook - today, Russia accused Britain of blowing up the Nordstream pipelines last month...

Posted by: Nova local at October 29, 2022 10:43 AM (exHjb)

408 Oh Jewells, I am sorry at your news. I am praying now, and hope sincerely that you recover. Stay strong and have faith.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:43 AM (Lzpvj)

409
It's two old guys in their underwear
Just move along. Nothing to see there.
Unless their amor
Involving a hammer
Raises a Lump that makes Fetty despair

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:44 AM (KLPy8)

410 Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (eGTCV)

Here's how this works: You have a lot of money/power, you have no morals. There's only a few ways this can go. 1. You start going for kids, 2. You start going for people of the same sex, or C. You start going for whatever you want, and kill it afterwards.

You don't stay in a committed, heterosexual relationship.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (XfBY/)

411 Give a 42 year old a hammer and everything starts to look like a nail an old octogenarian's dick.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (kXYt5)

Yeah, Paul should have known that it's the dick that sticks up that gets the hammer.

Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (+Cgut)

412 Hi good evening and welcome to the Olafson household person unknown to me I describe as friend...

refreshments are available, and I am glad you are shouting my wife's name...would you like a hammer after we strip to our underwear?

//Paul Pelosi's Guide to Hospitality

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj)

413 If you wanted to go rob someone or assault them, do you reckon you'd do it in your underwear?

I don't stray further than my own front porch in just my underwear, and even then that's only to go out and piss off the porch (because I live in the country with no neighbors, and can piss freely as the good Lord intended).

Something strikes me odd about the story of one man in his underwear attacking another man in his underwear.

I remember when I used to watch those commercials for Time Life Books about the Old West when they'd say "John Wesley Harding, who once shot a man for snoring too loud", I'd think 'Well what was he doing sleeping with another man.'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2022 10:46 AM (xLqhd)

414 Give a 42 year old a hammer and everything starts to look like a nail an old octogenarian's dick.
Posted by: Muldoon

Hmmm

My Grandma never told me that.

Posted by: Things Miklos maybe should have learned, but didn't at October 29, 2022 10:46 AM (SP4pi)

415 People can’t afford “name brand” cereal so they should just buy generic cereal is really Joe Biden’s answer to inflation issues for America’s families.

https://is.gd/GduSin

Posted by: Ciampino - cheeky bastard at October 29, 2022 10:46 AM (qfLjt)

416 well, Alex Berenson is out of twitter jail.

I have to go see if Candace owens also was sprung

Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

417 If you wanted to go rob someone or assault them, do you reckon you'd do it in your underwear?
---
Isn't he a nudist? If so, he dressed up for the occasion.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (pkAcY)

418 You don't stay in a committed, heterosexual relationship.
Posted by: BurtTC

Well, maybe a few

Posted by: Elon has seven (7) kids at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (SP4pi)

419 410 Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (XfBY/)

There must be a cutoff of "money over x mount equlas debauchery" the wife and I were so broke when she was a PV2 in El Paso we had 10 bucks a week slack budget.

It was tough, we are happily doing better than that-neither one of us went rabid like a Pelosi or totally not any democrat clients swearsies "Epstein the Unkillable."

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (Lzpvj)

420 Potrzebie!!

Posted by: Punchy Knucklefist at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (ZSK0i)

421 I am seeing things in the prayer request that scare the crap out of me.

We don't get to pound God on the head, sometimes we want to but it doesn't go that way.

Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (8erNz)

422 New to the thread; has it come out Paul is interested in experimenting with his sexuality?

This is news! Oh, that poor man! I must be with him!

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (azP8t)

423 The thing I find most weird about the Pelosi's.... years have passed with little attention paid to Paul Pelosi other than his connection to the Speaker of the House and their uncanny investment luck. Then, out of nowhere comes his DUI and then this.

If he's a dick and running around, doing weird shit with weirdos you'd have thought Nancy would want that info buried so deep it'd never see the light of day.

Unless...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (BFigT)

424 I SAID NERF

NERF, YOU CRACKHEAD

Posted by: Paul at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (us2H3)

425 Again, the man was waved through security at 2am.

It was either sex or drugs. Or both.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (BiZp4)

426 OK I just read further down the timeline. Berenson is out of twitter jail because he deleted the tweet that former censors didn't like, and he didn't want to wait until Elon got his new team all in place.

Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ)

427 This is news! Oh, that poor man! I must be with him!
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (azP8t)

Get in line, honey.

Posted by: Don LeMon at October 29, 2022 10:50 AM (PiwSw)

428 216 Apocalypse Lump
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (bW8dp)


Lumps... have faces. And, you must make a friend of lumps.
Lumps... and severe aphasia are your friends. If they are not, then, they are enemies to be feared.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 29, 2022 10:50 AM (DTX3h)

429 My old Grandma did used to say "Nothing good happens in San Francisco after 2:29 AM between men in their underwear with hammers".

For a country girl, she knew stuff.

Posted by: Miklos was raised right at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (SP4pi)

430 War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is strength
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (JFJ0Q)


You forgot "Being attacked by your Grindr pick-up is MAGA violence"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (xhaym)

431 Sorry Paul,

we thought you wanted a crackhead

not a crack and some head

Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (us2H3)

432 Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (XfBY/)

There must be a cutoff of "money over x mount equlas debauchery" the wife and I were so broke when she was a PV2 in El Paso we had 10 bucks a week slack budget.

It was tough, we are happily doing better than that-neither one of us went rabid like a Pelosi or totally not any democrat clients swearsies "Epstein the Unkillable."
Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (Lzpvj)

Of course, this is where the morals part of it comes in too. Just being rich and powerful doesn't CAUSE one to slither into debauchery, there needs to be a lack of a moral compass.

It goes to Trump's "grab them by the puthy" comment. He was dead right, of course. They will let you. Or the Epteins of this world will supply you with them. Or you have a team that will rid you of the bodies.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (XfBY/)

433 Candace owens is back, don't know if she was sprung though

Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (dCxaZ)

434 oh man I am HUNG OVER

how bout them fightins??!? (much quieter this time)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (w0NJk)

435 See that shit? Told them I did. People slowly converting to brad nailers, finish nailers, pin nailers, framing nailers, etc, and all those unused hammers laying around would end up falling into the wrong hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (VwHCD)

436 To anyone who pushed up a prayer for T and family you are very appreciated. The memorial service is this weekend and the lady's Navy Seal son is home for the event. Her youngest son is handling the details and her oldest son will most likely be diving back into his addictions. Her husband is still a basket case.

Thank you all for the prayers.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (Wy1BU)

437 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ)

438 Phone lines busy at the PA election headquarters wondering if they can change their vote for senator.
To late, you voted early, and now we will get to see what emerges from the lump when its ready to hatch.

Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (zJY/j)

439 OK I just read further down the timeline. Berenson is out of twitter jail because he deleted the tweet that former censors didn't like, and he didn't want to wait until Elon got his new team all in place.
Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ)


Did he immediately repost the offending tweet? I would have.

'Cause I got a thumb, and those SOB's got an eye.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (xhaym)

440 438 Phone lines busy at the PA election headquarters wondering if they can change their vote for senator.


they should beg their other braindead friends who didn't vote yet to negate that for em

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:53 AM (w0NJk)

441 Potrzebie!!
Posted by: Punchy Knucklefist

You probably still have your old copies!

Posted by: Miklos spy vs. other Miklos spy at October 29, 2022 10:53 AM (SP4pi)

442 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ)


Eggzactly!

Posted by: Melvin Cowznofski at October 29, 2022 10:53 AM (ZSK0i)

443 If he's a dick and running around, doing weird shit with weirdos you'd have thought Nancy would want that info buried so deep it'd never see the light of day.

Unless...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (BFigT)

... Unless Nanzi has lost her grip on power, and things come out now, that never would have, as recently as months ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:54 AM (XfBY/)

444 oh my stars and garters, can this be?

Quisling Mike Pence tweeted his outrage over the awful violence against Closeted Pelosi:

https://tinyurl.com/3j8ja785

Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (dCxaZ)

445 Phone lines busy at the PA election headquarters wondering if they can change their vote for senator.


If this is true, this is everything that is wrong with America and America deserves and entire ruling class composed of Fettermans.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (xLqhd)

446 We don't get to pound God on the head, sometimes we want to but it doesn't go that way.
Posted by: JEM


I know, right?

Typed and deleted more. Enough whining.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (03Hhr)

447 407 Well, we're officially off the hook - today, Russia accused Britain of blowing up the Nordstream pipelines last month...
Posted by: Nova local
----------------------------------

Maybe that's why Britain has been guarding the area for the last month or so.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (MxRrv)

448 The left really is going to try and make this Pelosi thing an election issue, Maher is on it, Biden is on it - talking points everywhere. They really think that we are stupid or could care less about Nancy's partner in crime.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (3AQME)

449 You probably still have your old copies!

Indeed I do. As well as some of the other classics, e.g. Fester Bestertester and his sidekick Karbunckle.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (ZSK0i)

450 OK I just read further down the timeline. Berenson is out of twitter jail because he deleted the tweet that former censors didn't like, and he didn't want to wait until Elon got his new team all in place.
Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ)

Did he immediately repost the offending tweet? I would have.

'Cause I got a thumb, and those SOB's got an eye.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (xhaym)

Berenson has been accused of bending the knee. He has explained why, but I don't care enough to remember what it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (XfBY/)

451 For a country girl, she knew stuff.
Posted by: Miklos

********

I'll bet she did!!


And I mean that only in the most respectful way.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (kXYt5)

452 443 Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:54 AM (XfBY/)

Her setting up her Italy gig when she loses power is an admission she cannot hold on anymore.

This is probably the Squad or Clinton or Obama wing firing a warning shot across the bow.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (Lzpvj)

453 http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-01-13-n28.html


Use this to convert to potrzebies, ngogns, and furshlugginers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (Dc2NZ)

454 Prayers for all.the horde.
Jewells good luck on the infusion & treatment.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (5rCWs)

455 448 The left really is going to try and make this Pelosi thing an election issue, Maher is on it, Biden is on it - talking points everywhere. They really think that we are stupid or could care less about Nancy's partner in crime.


the Streisand effect will hurt them on this big time lol

I heard the police radio last night - just that alone - plus really there are zero MAGA male prostitutes in San Fran

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (w0NJk)

456 Now I have to go see if there is a Potrzebie-Furlong Firkin Fortnight conversion table...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (PiwSw)

457 Don't think we have gotten to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 29, 2022 10:57 AM (lzd36)

458 448 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (3AQME)

I am as concerned for Pelosi's safety as she was for the GOP softball team.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:57 AM (Lzpvj)

459 So Paul Pelosi was attacked and injured.

Now, show of hands... Media, can you name the conservative that had the shit beat out of him, all while committing the crime of 'Knocking on doors in the wrong neighborhood' to support his candidate?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (uLr+K)

460 I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy,

Thank you! I have been so curious about what it might be - glad to see an educated guess.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (5rCWs)

461 "Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?"
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (eGTCV)


If we're being honest, they probably haven't had anything resembling a marriage in 40 years. Share a couple addresses, see each other at Christmas, make an appearance together to keep up charade, etc., etc. We wonder why these people can't let go of power and die in office? They have nothing else.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (qH6FZ)

462 Weird how the Nordstream Pipeline explosion(s), which had been the prelude to WWIII, just fell off the radar for loose sh*t like rent boy hammer time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

463 460 I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.


oh interesting

that dude has some major major issues

...Phils?

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (w0NJk)

464 Now I have to go see if there is a Potrzebie-Furlong Firkin Fortnight conversion table...

The Wiki writeup says Google Calculator can do conversions from the Potrzebie system, but I've been unable to verify that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (ZSK0i)

465 Have they confirmed that the intruder just slid in through the back door?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (lzd36)

466 We wonder why these people can't let go of power and die in office? They have nothing else.
Posted by: lowandslow

Incorrectamundo

Posted by: $$$$$$$$$ at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (SP4pi)

467 "...plus really there are zero MAGA male prostitutes in San Fran"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (w0NJk)
----

Not even as sacrifices on somebody's altar?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (Dc2NZ)

468 Chiropractor, upper cervical adjustment

After a car wreck in '78, I had a full check-up. Doc had me lie on the table, checked my feet, and he said, "Your right leg is a half-inch longer than your left leg. Nothing to do with the wreck, you've probably been that way for a long time. Nothing to do about it. Just put a #x insert in your shoe." (Explained a lifetime of uneven shoe wear.)

About 20 years later, I visit a "NUCCA" chiro, top man in the field. He had me lie on the table, checked my feet, and he said, "Your right leg is a half-inch longer than your left leg. We can fix that." Then he did. He pressed gently on my neck, slightly adjusting the Atlas bone. It felt like he'd done nothing. Heard a little click like one of those old tin Halloween clickers. When I walked out of his office, I felt like I was listing to one side because now my legs were equal length. A number of problems went away from that visit. Had to go back a few times before my adjustment held, but what an amazing thing. No twisting, turning, or banging on me, just a gentle push and enormous improvement.

RIP, Dr. Brooks, miracle worker.
YMMV

Posted by: mindful webworker - dem bones dem bones dem upper cervical bones at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (tduWG)

469 Looking at where we are today in the context of world nuclear extinction..

Perhaps we as a nation over-reacted to the whole Cuban Missile kerfuffle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 11:01 AM (uLr+K)

470 That syrup better be real VT Fancy Grade maple syrup.

Posted by: Lord Whorfin at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (c8M6Y)

471
No advisor said to him, "we are running a golem in PA."

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj)


So to win Oz merely needs to wipe the Aleph off of Fetterman's forehead, turning Amet to Met
(I had to look that up, I couldn't remember how the Rabbi defeated his golum)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (xhaym)

472 People can’t afford “name brand” cereal so they should just buy generic cereal is really Joe Biden’s answer to inflation issues for America’s families.
------------
The Kaboom Economy.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (yikp0)

473 462 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

The Swedes investigated, they closed it and classified the results for decades...

tells me "KGB man bad" is not the culprit, logic would dictate it was an actor who did not want spiking energy costs to "force" the German government to buy from Ivan or broker peace.

The Brits, the Ukies, and the Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians all have strategic reasons for that outcome.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (Lzpvj)

474 RIP, Dr. Brooks, miracle worker.


that's a lovely story web worker!

we're big huge fans of chiropractic docs here - field hockey kind of forces that issue - you're super bent over and always overbalanced to one side. keeps me moving!

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 29, 2022 11:03 AM (w0NJk)

475 (Goes back to episode listing to see if Carl Kolchak ever put down a golem)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 11:03 AM (ZSK0i)

476 Watched Putin's recent 4 hour Q & A session last night.

No teleprompters, no handlers saying what could be asked. He is an impressive guy. A measured speaker, subtly humorous even, at times.

It made me look at our own leader who can't even remain awake or find his way off stage, and ponder what an unserious people we are.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (xLqhd)

477 People can’t afford “name brand” cereal so they should just buy generic cereal is really Joe Biden’s answer to inflation issues for America’s families.
------------
The Kaboom Economy.
Posted by: andycanuck

The Beautiful Brown People on Martha's Vineyard got "Crisp Rice".

Posted by: Miklos sees Precursors at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (SP4pi)

478 Alrighty

onto the next threadjack !!

Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (us2H3)

479 FBI Now Wants 66 Years Before Releasing Information on Seth Rich – Information They Originally DENIED They Had!
https://is.gd/i5PPae
Posted by: Ciampino - cheeky bastards at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (qfLjt)


In the now standard list of denials used by official responses to such demands, you know the final argument will be: But Seth Rich went to Heaven so it is a net positive

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:06 AM (xhaym)

480 Michael J. Fox Pitches Gender-Swapped Reboot of “Back to the Future”

-
Well, his brain doesn't work right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 11:06 AM (FVME7)

481 10 to one, Nancypants aint around for the passing of the gavel

Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 11:07 AM (us2H3)

482 478 Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (us2H3)

Sorry, I get it. *This* is what they are really going to try to flip the national narrative with. I can't even.

They are doing the full court press that evidently despite Biden getting 418 million American votes the Trump cult is so pervasive it has infiltrated Paul Pelosi's bedroom...

It is enough it makes me want to quit, our country's destiny rests on swaying retards that are swayed by that.

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 11:07 AM (Lzpvj)

483 Sharon I currently see a chiropractor who uses an activator. As she explained to me, it works because little force is needed to align joints if precise placement is used. Also since your not being twisted, jerked , or table dropped into the adjustment you don’t tense up and fight the adjustment. Much safer.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 29, 2022 11:08 AM (s+KYE)

484 Now, show of hands... Media, can you name the conservative that had the shit beat out of him, all while committing the crime of 'Knocking on doors in the wrong neighborhood' to support his candidate?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (uLr+K)

Pick me pick me!! I keep up with that type of news -----Rand Paul

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:09 AM (JFJ0Q)

485 I am *not* smashing things with a hammer.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (1Yy3c)

You'll never make any money that way!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM

I know, right?

Posted by: Gallagher at October 29, 2022 11:09 AM (Gq/ix)

486 If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC)


It could be both, you know. Being a regular provider could have gotten him passed through security and let into the house by Pelosi, being a marginally insane street weirdo could have been his impetus to go there in the first place.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:09 AM (xhaym)

487 Can you threadjack an open thread?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (BiZp4)

488 All new NOOD for your Halloween pleasure

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=401534

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube cancelled me at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (tduWG)

489 We fully and completely endorse Gallagher in this and all elections.

Posted by: Watermelon Producers Association at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (SP4pi)

490 Ilhan Omar Breaks Down, Starts Shouting Gibberish After Protesters Slam Her Over Billions to Ukraine

-
Never go full Fetterman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (FVME7)

491 About 20 years later, I visit a "NUCCA" chiro, top man in the field. He had me lie on the table, checked my feet, and he said, "Your right leg is a half-inch longer than your left leg. We can fix that." Then he did. He pressed gently on my neck, slightly adjusting the Atlas bone. It felt like he'd done nothing. Heard a little click like one of those old tin Halloween clickers. When I walked out of his office, I felt like I was listing to one side because now my legs were equal length. A number of problems went away from that visit. Had to go back a few times before my adjustment held, but what an amazing thing. No twisting, turning, or banging on me, just a gentle push and enormous improvement.

RIP, Dr. Brooks, miracle worker.
YMMV
Posted by: mindful webworker

Yes!! Exactly!!! I had a massage therapist tell me years ago that one leg was shorter than than the other. 🤞that I have the same result as you. It is definitely better but have been holding off on vigorous exercise.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (Y+l9t)

492 If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC)

Not necessarily----Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and Robert Kraft.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:14 AM (JFJ0Q)

493 NOOD psychologists.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 29, 2022 11:15 AM (AiZBA)

494
389 What's on the menu?
filipino lumpia.

I'm in, stuff is fantastic.

Pray for the people in the north islands, Typhoon Noru is hitting hard.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2022 11:17 AM (j4U/Z)

495 371 More from Canadian newsb1tch: "We're learning more about the man who attacked Paul Pelosi. He's been identified as 42-year-old David DePape and has connections to Canada. CNN reporting that DePape grew up in Powell River, British Columbia but moved to California 20 years ago. It's also being reported that DePape was notorious for posting conspiracy theories and racist and homophobic content to social media. He also appears to have defended Donald Trump and echoed QAnon conspiracy theories."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)

Connections to Canada!!???!?!??! Off with his head!

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:20 AM (0ixKl)

496 As for Pelosi, I'm sure she's hired many people of dubious moral background to do her dirty work, so why not this guy, a known drug user and general miscreant. DePape and his friend Gypsy Taub are no novices to the criminal justice system and have no source of income. I doubt hemp bracelets sell well. Is money the motive on both sides? I agree with people who said Pelosi could find a better rent boy.

Hammers are probably as good as anything else to shatter glass quickly, and DePape is an environmentalist, pro-drug, pro-Pali typical lib who probably never considered a gun.

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:24 AM (Zzbjj)

497 Google translate tells me that potrzebie means "need" in Polish

You know when you find that ancient treasure map and you follow it through the jungle and fight off the FARC guerillas and find that spot under the X by calculating the angles from the highest visible peaks of the Western Cordilleras of the Andes, and you find a lead Peso, two sets of corroded bronze cufflinks, and a broken glass jug that might have held turpentine?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:25 AM (xhaym)

498 "attempted homicide"
NYT

59 minutes ago — Her husband, Paul Pelosi, was hospitalized with a skull fracture, and the police said the suspect would be charged with attempted homicide.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (0ixKl)

499 495. The only DePape stuff I found shows him thinking that Bush stole the election from Gore and that he and Gypsy are very pro-gay. I'm not buying anything from CNN.

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (Zzbjj)

500 499

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (0ixKl)

501 ; )

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:27 AM (0ixKl)

502 498. Sounds like he can be RORd to me.

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:27 AM (Zzbjj)

503 Thought it was yesterday that someone quietly posted a list of Republican injured. I Remember

Steve Scalise, Rand Paul, Lee Zeldin, Brett Kavanaugh?

but I think there was one more.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:28 AM (MxRrv)

504 502 498. Sounds like he can be RORd to me.
Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:27 AM (Zzbjj)

Released on his own recognizance?

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:29 AM (0ixKl)

505 I am not a lawyer, but if the state charges someone with attempted homicide, I don't think the victim can ask for the charges to be dropped.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:30 AM (0ixKl)

506 499 Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (Zzbjj)

A crazy Canadian coming down to sell hemp bracelets in San Francisco is why democrats should keep power...

back you Ken.

//"news"

Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 11:30 AM (Lzpvj)

507 bail in CA, LA county (this is just as an example):

Attempted murder is typically $500,000.00

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:33 AM (0ixKl)

508 "The right to reasonable bail is protected by the California Constitution and Penal Code 1275 PC. At your arraignment, which is the first court appearance, you could be released “O.R.,” meaning own recognizance without having to post bail."

Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:34 AM (0ixKl)

509 Berenson has been accused of bending the knee. He has explained why, but I don't care enough to remember what it is.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (XfBY/)


I read his substack, but Berenson loves Berenson beyond all other thing in life. He is a good journalist but he is focused first on himself and his grievances.

Life has taught me that being liked and having popularity is a bad metric for true success in the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:38 AM (xhaym)

510 Trying to discover who hodgkinson shot. So far one article says 4 another says 5 and another says 6 were brought to the hospital. hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:42 AM (MxRrv)

511 I wonder if it came down to Gisele publicly challenged Tom. If he buckled and quit to satisfy her, he wouldn’t live it down.

Of course, very few people know what passed between them prior to his return from “retirement”. Maybe he reneged on an agreement for him to move on, but a public challenge to a highly competitive personality doesn’t have multiple outcomes.

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