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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer RevivalOK, we should have a cup of coffee to go with that scrumptious meal.
Just a couple of housekeeping matters this morning. 1) Open thread, feel free to opine and/or bloviate to your heart's content. 2) Be nice to one another. 3) We recommend no running with sharp objects. 4) Have a great weekend. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
French Toast would be good
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (xhxe8) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (AIzLj) 3
I could have nailed first, but Skip beat me.
Posted by: Hammerhead Snark at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (sn5EN) Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BRHaw) 5
how bold of me!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (BRHaw) 6
All I've got is a two day old cherry danish. Plus my coffeemaker is not keeping the coffee hot.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (45fpk) 7
We're so bold today!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (nxdel) 8
Dutifully called
A late prayer request A old co-worker of 20 some years though not for the last 9 years or so died of cancer. No children but leaving his wife. Hadn't seen him since Covid though before that we have a yearly gathering Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (xhxe8) 9
Good Morning
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (ajvaO) 10
I've got an unspoken. I'm certain many if not most of the horde does, too. Let's remember those.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (BiZp4) 11
Needs scrapple.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (uLr+K) 12
I'm sorry about your friend, Skip. Prayers for his wife.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (45fpk) 13
Boldly Bloviates
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (SP4pi) 14
CBD is basting himself in that aerosol duck fat as we speak.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (Dc2NZ) 15
You got it, Skip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (ajvaO) 16
Greg was the co-worker, Donna is his wife
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (xhxe8) 17
Chorizo + eggs with Tom Hortons Dark roast today.
Posted by: hubcap at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (ZxpLT) 18
Back from the airport. Wife heading out west to visit daughter for 2 weeks. 2 weeks of me being an old single guy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT) 19
Mmmmm.....scrapple.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (ajvaO) 20
I need to send an update to the prayer requests. Whoever was staying on top of it thank you. The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (nxdel) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (R/m4+) 22
2 weeks of me being an old single guy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT) Do you have any friends what owns hammers? Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (45fpk) 23
French toast as God intended!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (I/doM) 24
Back from the airport. Wife heading out west to visit daughter for 2 weeks. 2 weeks of me being an old single guy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT) *** Same. Momma went with some hens to Myrtle Beach. I am free and oh so bored Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (flINI) Posted by: P. Pelosi, Geo-bach'ing like a Mo-Fo at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (uLr+K) 26
When do we get the mean tweets back?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (TgBWG) 27
I need to send an update to the prayer requests. Whoever was staying on top of it thank you. The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.
Posted by: jewells45 Now see? Posted by: Miklos sez fornicate cancer at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (SP4pi) 28
Working on my third cup of coffee. Unsure what breakfast to make, so I'll cook bacon to break the mental deadlock.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (Dc2NZ) 29
Imma gonna wear my new Ace T-shirt all day long today. After I turn on the coffee maker.
Posted by: DanMan at October 29, 2022 09:07 AM (8uzBS) 30
Prayers for the horde! That's quite a list . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (I/doM) 31
they really need to make a sitcom
The Fettermans Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (us2H3) "Gee, Fetty, why're you always droolin' and coughin' and rubbing your pants an' stuff, when that girl with two ton eyebrows comes by?" "Argle bargle gargle car jack pancake!, Lump." *laugh track* Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (KLPy8) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (uLr+K) 33
Same. Momma went with some hens to Myrtle Beach. I am free and oh so bored
Posted by: Truck Monkey The Bowery I'll buy Beers are still a buck Posted by: Coastal Miklos at October 29, 2022 09:08 AM (SP4pi) 34
Coffee, French toast, and prayers. May GOD Bless you alll richly today and during your times of need.
Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (gktX6) 35
>> The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.''
Excellent news, Jewells! Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (I/doM) 36
Miklos, do you have any grits and red eye gravy left?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (PiwSw) 37
CBD bans thread in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (03Hhr) 38
I need to send an update to the prayer requests. Whoever was staying on top of it thank you. The brain MRI was negative thank God, and radiation treatments and first infusion are set up for the week of November 7th.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer ********* My sister is going through chemo now. I'll pray for both of you. Posted by: Cosda at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (22CyV) 39
Good morning dear morons and thanks mh
Paul's second round of chemo this week went better than first round, anti-emetic Rx was adjusted. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:09 AM (EZebt) Posted by: Miklos anticipates ensuing hilarity at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (SP4pi) 41
God bless and keep you, Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (z/nZY) 42
French toast as God intended!!
===== While I may agree with the sentiment, syrup of any kind was banned from my house many years ago. Sometimes smaller younger persons enjoy the 'squirtgun' aspect of syrup delivery. I will not tolerate syrup in my house. (I use jelly or cinnamon sugar as substitute. Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (MIKMs) 43
My Favorite Lump
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:11 AM (sn5EN) 44
I could make that right now. I have all the ingredients and the know how. Yet....
Posted by: IanDeal at October 29, 2022 09:11 AM (MGjjz) 45
Miklos, do you have any grits and red eye gravy left?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes Grits are cooking now, the Red Eye is leftover from yesterday. Which, as all aficionados know, is The Best. Posted by: Miklos must also do bacon at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (SP4pi) 46
Hillarity at Sea: The Lump Boat
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (PiwSw) 47
Good news, Jewells!
Posted by: KT at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (rrtZS) 48
Addition to the prayer request
Paul Pelosi Brain surgery after a gay prostitute caves your skull in with a hammer would be tough on anyone, but especially an 82 year old. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (BiZp4) 49
Glad to hear that update, jewells45.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (03Hhr) 50
Lumpy the Talking Lump
Posted by: Miklos thinks this one has legs at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (SP4pi) 51
40 Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy
One Lump is Enough Posted by: Miklos anticipates ensuing hilarity at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (SP4pi) The Lump and the Hump Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:12 AM (us2H3) 52
Posted by: Leave It to Lumpy
One Lump is Enough Posted by: Miklos anticipates ensuing hilarity at October 29, 2022 09:10 AM (SP4pi) --- "I'm worried about the Lumper." "I'll have a talk with him, Jill." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:13 AM (llXky) 53
Fwiw "stoved in" is an expression we use in the south and I love it. Means the same as caved in but is a wonderful description.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (BiZp4) 54
I'm putting up a thanksgiving for the two days of significant rain we just had- we needed it so bad.
Prayers for all here, everyday. Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (y40tE) 55
First order of biz is breakfast. Denver omelet. Coffee. Then we'll see what's what.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (BFigT) 56
Lump Street Blues
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (Dc2NZ) 57
Not Without My Lump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (bW8dp) 58
Good Saturday morning, horde.
SanFranpsycho, special prayers for you and your circle of family and friends, who have had it rough for some time. And for B's granddaughter--may the Lord see fit to free her from her abusive situation and be delivered to an atmosphere of love and support. And to all of the others, each one, whether spoken or held in secret. Our Father knows us, and he knows what we need. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (OX9vb) 59
Lump to Lump, a show about the Fetterman family traveling the world on their parents' money and solving mysteries as they go.
"We should probably dust this hammer for fingerprints." "Yeah the ROLLS WITH DOUG and I frack!" "That, too." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (llXky) 60
What is silver price per ounce right now?
How much would a silver hammer be worth today? Tackhammer v framing hammer v sledgehammer . . . Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (MIKMs) Posted by: Miklos knows this one has legs at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (SP4pi) 62
Truly I was a man before my time.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (bW8dp) 63
14 CBD is basting himself in that aerosol duck fat as we speak.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (Dc2NZ) My guess is that he used it on his ride back to Jersay Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (aA3+G) 64
Skip may his memory be a blessing
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (EZebt) 65
I'll cook bacon to break the mental deadlock.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes This is sound policy. I think I'll follow suit. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (OX9vb) 66
Lump and the Fat Man
Posted by: Miklos sees what Horde hath Wrought at October 29, 2022 09:16 AM (SP4pi) 67
One Lump at a Time
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (bW8dp) 68
Adam's Lump
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (sn5EN) 69
Honey, come give your Lump a big squeeze
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (us2H3) 70
Fwiw "stoved in" is an expression we use in the south and I love it. Means the same as caved in but is a wonderful description.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:14 AM (BiZp4) --- No, a cave-in can be through erosion, where something stoved in is by an impact. Mostly I recall seeing it in nautical contexts, like planking crush by a wave or loose cargo. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (llXky) 71
Sanford and Lump..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:17 AM (uLr+K) 72
CBD is basting himself in that aerosol duck fat as we speak.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (Dc2NZ) My guess is that he used it on his ride back to Jersay Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Then he didn't ride. He slid. Posted by: Miklos also has Yo Mama jokes for sale at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (SP4pi) 73
Lumpy Gravy
Posted by: Zombie FZ at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (kYVzH) 74
Big Lump on the Prairie
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (us2H3) 75
Ruby, Don't Take Your Lump To Town.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (bW8dp) Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (nxdel) 77
"No, a cave-in can be through erosion, where something stoved in is by an impact. Mostly I recall seeing it in nautical contexts, like planking crush by a wave or loose cargo."
Or Paul's noggin. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (uLr+K) 78
"I'm worried about the Lumper."
"Weren't you a little hard on the Lumper last night?" Posted by: Miklos knows this one has legs at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (SP4pi) --- "Gee, Wally, I can come along?" "No Lumper, you're not big enough yet." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (llXky) 79
Lump It Up
Posted by: Elvis Costello at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (PiwSw) 80
You two singletons:
please tell me you're not going to be living on beer, Dr. Pepper and Jimmy Dean Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwiches for the duration. Lie if you have to. Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (y40tE) 81
>>I will not tolerate syrup in my house. (I use jelly or cinnamon sugar as substitute.
Sounds delicious! Fresh fruit is also an excellent addition and/or alternate topping. Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (I/doM) 82
Lumpaii 5-0
Posted by: Miklos also has Yo Mama jokes for sale at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (SP4pi) 83
Suck it, Elon. You took too long. I have been on the starling waitlist for 2 years. Only option for home internet was DSL or LTE gateway. LTE was ok, decent 50Mbit speed. Now I have upgraded to a 5G gateway. 180Mbit. Yeah, buddy. Don't need starlink now!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (I76dP) 84
The Incredible Lump.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:19 AM (bW8dp) 85
No, a cave-in can be through erosion, where something stoved in is by an impact. Mostly I recall seeing it in nautical contexts, like planking crush by a wave or loose cargo.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd - Yeah, I mostly just meant in context of your gay lover collapsing your skull. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (BiZp4) 86
My Mother The Lump
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (L08P2) Posted by: Another failed Western at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (uLr+K) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (llXky) 89
MSM lying through omission -- mystery that Pelosi attacker got in despite security ["He came in the backdoor" -- I bet he did!] when we know he was let in on purpose.
Neighbour, re. PP's security: "...come Election Day, this could be a dangerous place to be should the Right decide to camp out here." Canadian news-b1tch, probably reading AP-based copy, "The suspect arrested at the scene appears to have made racist posts online, and others that defended Donald Trump, and echoed QAnon conspiracy theories." Ironically enough [sure!], the next 'report' was about Elon Musk not waiting to make big changes at Twatter then going into 'critics say' mode using Donald Trump as an example of who should clearly be banned for life!!!11!! One asshole interviewed said Musk doesn't know how to run a fucking social media platform!! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (yikp0) 90
Day of the Lump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (us2H3) 91
"No Lumper, you're not big enough yet."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd *attempts to suppress laughter so I can finish the damn grits* Posted by: Miklos wipes tears (the good kind) at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (SP4pi) 92
Lumpgate. Why won't they explain the Lump? It is an odd location for a deep brain stimulator. Unless it was going to interfere with his pacemaker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (I76dP) 93
If Paul Pelosi chose to express his authentic sexuality by having his gay lover bash in his skull, who are we to judge? After all, love is love!
Posted by: The Atlantic at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (PiwSw) 94
> 90 Day of the Lump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (us2H3) Night of the Living Lump Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (bW8dp) 95
Depape didn't want money or jewelry. He demanded their stock tips. While naked.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Ndje9) 96
Dia de los Lumpias
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ) 97
Imma gonna wear my new Ace T-shirt all day long today.
AOS T-shirts?!?! We have T-shirts? Where do I get one? Posted by: jjod at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (RyVl+) 98
"Just the tips!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Miklos in best Don Knotts voice at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (SP4pi) 100
Yeah, I mostly just meant in context of your gay lover collapsing your skull.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:20 AM (BiZp4) --- I went over to Yahoo to confirm my paypal account was deleted (since it runs through a decrepit yahoo email) and though I tried to avert my eyes, I couldn't unsee two absurdly stupid stories, one about how Paul brilliantly used a "secret code" on his 911 call to confound his attack and of course Biden issuing a stern warning to gay MAGA nude activists or something. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (llXky) 101
There is also "stove up", which is when you yourself are injured.
Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (y40tE) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (uLr+K) 103
So is Maxwell's Silver Hammer a gay anthem now?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (UuwM2) 104
AOS T-shirts?!?! We have T-shirts? Where do I get one?
Posted by: jjod at October 29, 2022 09:22 AM (RyVl+) --- Jim SND made some spectacular Flaming Skull tees! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (Dc2NZ) 105
The Post and Mr Lumpit.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (yikp0) 106
Lump, American Style
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (sn5EN) 107
21 Lump Street
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (Dc2NZ) 108
'morning all y'all...
Nice to read about Jewell's news. Prayers ascending for those on the list...and all the Horde. Hard to believe a week has passed since the MoMe. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (BgMrQ) 109
Are You My Lump?
Posted by: Theodore Geisel at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (PiwSw) 110
Captain Fetterman: "Glagzz soleeleeelee fuga AHHHH! AUGGHH! ACKKK!" Mr Lump: "Captain, it is highly illogical to set your penis on fire in response to the Teloosians offer of unconditional surrender." Posted by: Star Lump at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (KLPy8) 111
is Maxwell's Silver Hammer a gay anthem now?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 09:23 AM (UuwM2) Although not gay, I have always liked that song. Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 09:24 AM (45fpk) 112
"AOS T-shirts?!?! We have T-shirts? Where do I get one?"
Hang on a second. Should have been one included in your membership package. With the Decoder Ring. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (uLr+K) 113
Night of the Living Lump
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at October 29, 2022 09:21 AM (bW8dp) --- Flashbacks to the ONT regarding Night of the Iguana. *glances ruefully at empty Makers Mark bottle* Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (llXky) 114
76 Fetterman's MRI came up negative for brains.
No surprise there. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 09:18 AM (nxdel) What a waste of insurance money Or a Lump and his money is soon parted Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (aA3+G) 115
Two more wheelbarrow loads and will call it real time
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:25 AM (xhxe8) 116
Lump me tender, love me true
Posted by: Gay Naked MAGA guys everywhere at October 29, 2022 09:26 AM (SP4pi) 117
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones [he] got were sorta rotten and insane Small things so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band? Posted by: The Presidents of the United States of America at October 29, 2022 09:26 AM (Do5/p) 118
Predictable, the lefties are trying to lump Depape in with we Deplorables.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Off to Work I Go. *cusswords* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (e6UQI) 119
She-Hulk, Attorney at Lump
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (Ndje9) 120
2 Lumps for Sister Sarah
The Good, the Bad and the Lumpy Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (/6GbT) 121
Longtime drug abusers typically have "degenerative disc disease" as a way to justify their opiate abuse. Pain management talks them into getting an implanted spinal stimulator. I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (I76dP) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (llXky) 123
Welcome Back, Lumper
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (yikp0) Posted by: Hammerhead Snark at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (sn5EN) 125
All Quiet On The Western Lump
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (L08P2) 126
MatLump
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:28 AM (SP4pi) 127
Neither Tom nor Gisele will EVER DO BETTER.
I mean, she's an open Communist, so yes, Tom can do better. Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 09:29 AM (zm+d5) Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 09:29 AM (KLPy8) 129
Longtime drug abusers typically have "degenerative disc disease" as a way to justify their opiate abuse. Pain management talks them into getting an implanted spinal stimulator. I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:27 AM (I76dP) --- Six Million Dollar Lump Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:29 AM (llXky) 130
If you want at shirt, include your full name, address, ssn, date of birth and checking account number in your nic. Ace will deduct your annual membership dues from your account and send you a shirt. Only XXXL sizes available.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:30 AM (I76dP) 131
2022: A Space Lump
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:30 AM (sh1XZ) Posted by: DanMan at October 29, 2022 09:30 AM (8uzBS) 133
Morning again, all,
My mantra for today: No need to buy the cats $$ toys. The wrapper from a frozen burrito or the plastic bag it came in will provide hours of fun. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (c6xtn) 134
Lump Unto My Defeat
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (yikp0) 135
The Fetterman thing:
We have some personal experience with TBI (which is what a stroke is) from our daughter. Now the warning is "if you've seen one brain injury, you've see ONE brain injury" because the effects can vary so widely, but when she was six months out we were urging things like going our for coffee with your friends, not running for the Senate. His wife has jumped to the top of the list, second behind Jill re: spousal abuse. Posted by: sal at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (y40tE) 136
I'm the one running. Fetty is just my body man.
Posted by: The Lump at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM (sn5EN) 137
Lurch Fetterman. A man barely alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology to build the world's first Lump man. Lurch Fetterman will be that man. We will make him better than he was before. Bigger, louder, lumpier. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (llXky) 138
Lumphard IX: Pounding Sand
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (sh1XZ) 139
no?
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (SP4pi) 140
A Lump Named Desire
or A Streetcar Named Lump Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 *** Starring The Lump With No Name Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (c6xtn) 141
Good morning horde....having a puppy is like having a alarm clock with no snooze.
Posted by: Redchief at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (NAFMy) 142
Wooden barrels are made of staves, and a crushed barrel was "staved in." English has odd principal parts, so "staved becomes "stoven" or "stoved" in some tenses. I think the True Southern expression for beaten is "all stove up." In the post office lobby of Frankfort Michigan is a mural and exhibit commemorating the loss of a lake railroad ferry on one of those great storm days. The captain's log is preserved, and one of the last entries is "Stove her."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 29, 2022 09:33 AM (x61Im) 143
Previous zoonotic disease outbreaks—in which a pathogen jumps from animals to man—have occurred in multiple locations as a virus circulates in animal populations, while the Covid virus is known to have emerged only in Wuhan, home to laboratories conducting research on coronaviruses, the report notes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw) Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi) 145
Good morning, Redchief. Yes, it is so. Mm-hm.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (OX9vb) 146
JeffreyGoldberg
· Oct 27 Everyone on this platform should consider migrating to deeply reported, carefully written magazine feature stories, printed on paper. Jeff wrote the fake culture of rape story about UVA. ha haha hahaha Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw) Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (KLPy8) 148
My mantra for today: No need to buy the cats $$ toys. The wrapper from a frozen burrito or the plastic bag it came in will provide hours of fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:31 AM My cats have the most fun with the plastic ring from the gallon milk carton. Carry it around in their mouth, bat it around everywhere. They have more fun with those rings than any of their other toys. I saw an ad for a 'cat toy' the other day that was just a fancy edition of this milk carton ring. Smart for the seller to try to make money off it, but anyone who buys it is stupid as you can just get the ring for 'free' when you buy milk. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (Do5/p) 149
My mantra for today: No need to buy the cats $$ toys. The wrapper from a frozen burrito or the plastic bag it came in will provide hours of fun. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 *** And that frozen but easily microwaved burrito did not go to waste. A scrambled seasoned egg atop it, with sharp cheddar on/mixed with both, is going nicely with my coffee. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:35 AM (c6xtn) Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 09:35 AM (zm+d5) 151
If Lumping You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (PiwSw) 152
The Six Million Dollar Lump
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (ajvaO) 153
hey just asking, are farts Lumpy?
Posted by: Lumpy F. at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw) 154
Any of the 'ettes have tits down to their waists and closet queen husbands? It's sorta muh thang, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Naked Gay Canadian Hammer Hobo at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (oINRc) 155
Starring The Lump With No Name
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:32 AM (c6xtn) --- I've been through the desert on a lump with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain. After ten days, I let the lump go free because the desert had turned to sea. There were plants and birds and lumps and things, there were growths and tumors and rain. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (llXky) 156
153 hey just asking, are farts Lumpy?
Posted by: Lumpy F. at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw) You're doing it wrong... #nosurprise Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BgMrQ) 157
It is like the black utes of today making up slang. He all stove up, yo!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (I76dP) Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (us2H3) 159
I saw an ad for a 'cat toy' the other day that was just a fancy edition of this milk carton ring. Smart for the seller to try to make money off it, but anyone who buys it is stupid as you can just get the ring for 'free' when you buy milk.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (Do5/p) --- Cat ladies need something to spend their money on besides pussy hats and Hillary votive candles. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (llXky) 160
He goin' stove on her ayyyyeeeee!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (I76dP) 161
Just got $750 from the State of California.
Why? Because the Party is trying to buy votes with my taxes. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (EZebt) 162
156 153 hey just asking, are farts Lumpy?
Posted by: Lumpy F. at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw) That would be a shart. And yes. Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Expert at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (PiwSw) Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:38 AM (Do5/p) 164
From the Department of Spouses Living in Different Worlds:
I mentioned to Mr. April that I need to go out and get some Karo syrup today (because last night's Trick or Treat memories made me want popcorn balls). He asked me if I was going to make fake blood? LOL, eyeroll Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:38 AM (OX9vb) Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 09:38 AM (Y+l9t) Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:39 AM (BiZp4) 167
Wooden barrels are made of staves, and a crushed barrel was "staved in." English has odd principal parts, so "staved becomes "stoven" or "stoved" in some tenses. I think the True Southern expression for beaten is "all stove up." In the post office lobby of Frankfort Michigan is a mural and exhibit commemorating the loss of a lake railroad ferry on one of those great storm days. The captain's log is preserved, and one of the last entries is "Stove her."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 29, 2022 09:33 AM (x61Im) --- Yes, usually I see reference to planking, which would be make of staves as well. Frequent use of it in Conrad when he's writing about storms at sea. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 09:40 AM (llXky) Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2022 09:40 AM (Do5/p) Posted by: Paulp at October 29, 2022 09:40 AM (sn5EN) 170
If CBD shows up that would be a good food thread idea. "what do you (and your neighbors / family) ALWAYS have in your pantry?"
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (BiZp4) 171
From yesterday
After falling in the first two quarters of 2022, prompting significant debate about whether the U.S. had entered a recession, GDP in the third quarter is predicted to grow at an inflation-adjusted rate of 2.3% annually, according to a Wall Street Journal survey of economists. However, two economists told the DCNF that this is unlikely to forecast major improvements in consumers' economic health, since the spike was mostly driven by trade trends that are unlikely to persist. Question: Is GDP normally expressed in terms of being inflation-adjusted? Aren't they saying the GDP dropped 5% in purchasing power? Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (yQpMk) 172
1) Open thread, feel free to opine and/or bloviate to your heart's content.
2) Be nice to one another. 3) We recommend no running with sharp objects. 4) Have a great weekend. hmm. no admonishment to not pull the hair of the ettes. *looks around* yeah, i don't see anyone that stupid either. *gets a mirror out* yep, open season on dumbasses Posted by: BifBewalski at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (3CCua) 173
144 banned again
wait till Elon buys Ace Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi) --------------------- If he does a Malkin and sells the hq he will build a new site and call it AceCom. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:41 AM (MxRrv) 174
Why? Because the Party is trying to buy votes with my taxes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:37 AM (EZebt) That's something I never understood, living in CO, but it's even more baffling in CA. These are States with actual, unassailable Democrat majorities. The sun will swell up and swallow Earth before they need to cheat or buy votes to win, yet they do anyway. I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (oINRc) 175
After falling in the first two quarters of 2022, prompting significant debate about whether the U.S. had entered a recession,
- A debate. Over literally 1+1 Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (BiZp4) 176
never trust a lump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (us2H3) 177
Prayers up for the horde, family & friends in need.
Posted by: Lola at October 29, 2022 09:43 AM (NIYa7) 178
I Left My Lumps in San Francisco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:43 AM (EZebt) 179
"wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker" When the Tesla team comes over to review the code, I expect mass resignations. Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (sn5EN) 180
That's something I never understood, living in CO, but it's even more baffling in CA. These are States with actual, unassailable Democrat majorities. The sun will swell up and swallow Earth before they need to cheat or buy votes to win, yet they do anyway. I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2022 09:42 AM (oINRc) I question whether this is true. Take away the 4 million illegal and fraudulent presidential votes and Trump wins California in 2016. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (yQpMk) 181
Etymology and usage are two different things. 50+ years in the deep South. People say "X got stoved in"
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (BiZp4) 182
That French toast looks perfect. Salivating over here, boss!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp) 184
Granted there could be regional variations.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:45 AM (BiZp4) 185
"Granted there could be regional variations.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate" I glass cooktoped his face. Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 09:47 AM (sn5EN) 186
>>> I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's --------------------------- CA flipped from red to blue in a short period of time. The past three years brings the question; How far in the past have the Democrats exercised Cheat Control? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:47 AM (MxRrv) 187
> 151 If Lumping You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:36 AM (PiwSw) Lumping you Is hard because you're hideous Ew-ew-ew.... Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew. Posted by: Manny Rapperton at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (bW8dp) 188
He had his chest sous vied
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (BiZp4) 189
183 > Naked Gay Canadian Hammer Hobo
You forgot Hemp Jewelry Artisan. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp) At least he's not giving us a bad name! Posted by: Aspiring Rappers at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (PiwSw) 190
Jewel (and you are) - you got this. Burn it out, and stay tough. Been there.
Posted by: goatexchange at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (APPN8) 191
Smart for the seller to try to make money off it, but anyone who buys it is stupid as you can just get the ring for 'free' when you buy milk.
Milk rings get covered in stinky rotten milk! Gross! They have sharp edges that can hurt kitty's paws! Ouch! They are made of cheap plastic that has chemicals! Oh no! Our premium milk rings are made of high grade chemical free plastic, are clean and germ free and have smooth edges to protect kitty's paws. Only $5.99 for two! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:48 AM (I76dP) 192
Pelosi and the Hemp Jeweler had a misinterpretation of what "ball" and "peen" meant in the context of their professional relationship.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (bW8dp) Posted by: goatexchange at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (APPN8) 194
Had my first appointment with a new type of chiropractic. Been having neck pain for months. They take X-rays and then use a small device to straighten out the bones in the neck. Now for 3 weeks I go twice a week to make sure it stays aligned.
It feels like witchcraft to me but it is better. Waiting to see if things really change. Anybody else tried this? Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (Y+l9t) Posted by: An aspiring carpenter at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (sn5EN) 196
lumpenproletariat oatmeal.
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (sh1XZ) 197
Fat, drunk, and lumpy is no way to go thru life.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (4I/2K) 198
The Left really are insane trying to make the Pelosi attack about divisiveness caused by the Right when that's all they do . Their embrace of newspeak and doublespeak is out of control.
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (JFJ0Q) 199
I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice ====== I link it to the Parable of Talents. Tribe members of lower status live in fear. "you had all of this opportunity to attack our enemies, you knew there was no risk of legal jeopardy, yet you acted professionally and ethically? You will be cast into the outer darkness, where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth!" Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (8AONa) 200
Inside for a rest period
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (xhxe8) 201
> 196 lumpenproletariat oatmeal.
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (sh1XZ) Hey, don't blame me for that shite. I might have to go all non-violent on your ass. Posted by: The Quaker Oats Dude at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (bW8dp) 202
Paul was the Thor loser in a meeting with Homo-Hobo.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (yikp0) 203
Aladdin's Lump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (us2H3) 204
Bourbon barrel staves are a hot commodity here in Bourbon Country. Some fetch hundreds of dollars.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (BFigT) 205
I'm willing to bet that the 82-year-old husband of the Speaker of the House of Representatives having his head bashed with a hammer at 2:00 in the morning during a drug-fueled ghey sex romp with an underwear clad middle-aged pro-nudist protestor boy toy half his age in a high-security mansion while the security team stood down...
...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night. Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (kXYt5) 206
Don't they export old bourbon casks to be used in the aging of Scotch and sherry and so on?
I think I've read that. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (bW8dp) 207
Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (ju2Fy) 208
Cat ladies need something to spend their money on besides pussy hats and Hillary votive candles. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 *** My mother devised the simplest cat toy, if you were a smoker as she was: the clear plastic wrap from the outside of a cigarette pack, a length of ordinary string tied around it. Her little cat L'il Bit would actually bring the toy to her for playtime. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (c6xtn) 209
And of course the msm forget that the Pelosi home was vandalized before by the radical left in San Fran demanding Universal Income and rent relief.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (JFJ0Q) 210
Lumpy! Luuumpy!! Luuuuumpy!!!
Posted by: Stanley Kowalski at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (yikp0) 211
17 Chorizo + eggs with Tom Hortons Dark roast today.
---- So that weasel Tom finally got rid of Tim, eh? Damn his eyes! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (rXg3K) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (c6xtn) 213
Has any intrepid moron checked to see if withe hammer guy or paul has a grindr profile? Not a sword i am willing to fall on iykwimaittyd
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (I76dP) 214
My brother used to have a cat that would fetch Dum-Dum Lollipops (you know, those cheap-assed ones where you used to get a bag of 500 for about $1.95).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (bW8dp) 215
Neither Tom nor Gisele will EVER DO BETTER.
Ship of fools! Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BRHaw) Have Gisele call me. If she's looking for a rebound husband, I'm looking for a rebound wife. Perfect timing. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 09:53 AM (XfBY/) 216
Apocalypse Lump
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (bW8dp) 217
The Lump at the Top of the Stairs
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (c6xtn) 218
Thank you for the prayers and well wishes on my behalf. I can now whistle again. I'm about three-fourths there with being able to wink independently with my left eye. Regaining my smile so as to not frighten off small children or fellow grocery store shoppers is taking longer and slower.
Horde prayers are wonderful and effective. Prayers up for all on the list the also for those not listed but in need. God is great! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (4I/2K) 219
...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.
-------------------- Captain Barney Lumper's squad usually wins that bet. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (yikp0) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (PiwSw) 221
211 17 Chorizo + eggs with Tom Hortons Dark roast today.
---- So that weasel Tom finally got rid of Tim, eh? Damn his eyes! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 29, 2022 09:52 AM (rXg3K) it is a known fact the Tim is not terrific Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (us2H3) 222
Gone With The Lump
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp) 223
Gotta see this...Kari Lake's letter to Liz Cheney:
https://truthsocial.com/@KariLake/posts/ 109248653345772934 Kari's a keeper! Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (3ImbR) 224
The Lumpy Dozen
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (4I/2K) 225
That Pelosi is the one that called 911 adds more questions. The call must have been cut off or mumbled because that's the only reason it would have been a 'wellness check' .
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (JFJ0Q) 226
Used Lumps
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (us2H3) 227
It feels like witchcraft to me but it is better.
Anybody else tried this? Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 09:49 AM (Y+l9t) Does the device just give your vertebrae a gentle, localized punch? I had a chiro who used that, and it was effective, without the danger of twisting my neck. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (OX9vb) 228
So who was the passenger when
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (yikp0) 229
Buffy the Neck-Lump Slayer
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (c6xtn) 230
Don't they export old bourbon casks to be used in the aging of Scotch and sherry and so on?
- I think they both swap out. Angels envy and Tullamore dew are two bourbons / whiskeys I can think of that finish in maybe port or similar. They're both very good if you can taste the subtle flavor, too. It's one of the few things that I can pick up on with that snooty fancy palette snobbery. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (BiZp4) 231
Had always assumed that Beethoven competed with Bach for number of children. That's what assumptions will get one.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (MxRrv) 232
Sisterhood of the traveling lumps
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3) 233
The Lumpy Sanction
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (4I/2K) 234
Forest Lump
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (BRHaw) 235
> Don't they export old bourbon casks to be used in the aging of Scotch and sherry and so on?
______________ Some are. They're never reused for Bourbon, obviously. Some Bourbon barrels are used to age tobacco, especially tobacco for cigars. The market for staves, or the cap if it's been stenciled with the batch/distillery info is pretty hot around here. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 09:57 AM (BFigT) 236
Forest Lump is a classic .
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (JFJ0Q) 237
Lump up the volume!
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (JFJ0Q) 238
Dial L for Lump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (us2H3) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (c6xtn) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (MxRrv) 241
...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (kXYt5) In St. Louis a couple years ago, a female cop was killed, whilst playing Russian roulette with a couple of her male cop buddies. One of whom she was sleeping with. Now, either she was on duty or he was, I forget which. The incident occurred in the home of one or the other, not in the district of the on-duty cop. I just figure these things are going on all over the place, just no one finds out about it until someone gets killed, or at the very least, their head bashed in by a hammer wielding gay middle aged male protest prostitute. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (XfBY/) 242
The Ten Lumps
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (BRHaw) 243
...was not the weirdest call fielded by SFPD that night.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:51 AM (kXYt5) === Ha! Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (EZebt) 244
That's something I never understood, living in CO, but it's even more baffling in CA. These are States with actual, unassailable Democrat majorities. The sun will swell up and swallow Earth before they need to cheat or buy votes to win, yet they do anyway. I thinks it's just behavior culturally ingrained to the point where it becomes reflexive.
===== Smilin' and singin' and noddin' to the beat of the Pritzker Plantation in the Democrat State of Illinois. /s Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:58 AM (MIKMs) 245
Play Lumpy For Me
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (4I/2K) 246
But at the end of the day there is not one single bit of additional information about the incident that could come to light that would make me think any better or any worse about Paul and Nancy Pelosi or their ilk than I already do.
I AM however, enjoying all the speculative theories y'all are spinning. Certainly more interesting than the mundane and tawdry 'real' story that we will never hear. I haven't seen anyone mention the Wesson oil smeared Twister mat found at the scene. Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (kXYt5) 247
So who was the passenger when Lumpy Paul DUIed his Porsche??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0 - Yeah, that seemed to drop off the radar immediately, didn't it? I bet it was a young man. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (BiZp4) 248
Lump Actually
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:59 AM (JFJ0Q) 249
Sharon!! Missed you too. That device your chiropractor is using sounds similar to something mine used several years ago. It did nothing for me but I hope it helps you.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (nxdel) 250
I loved Lumphrey Bogart in Casablanca.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (BRHaw) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0) 252
A Moveable Lump by Earnest Lumpingway (book thread tomorrow)
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (sh1XZ) 253
https://www.americanthinker.com/why did an arizona tv station say hobbs won
Then there is my wacky theory, like in 2020 they ( Democrats Propaganda Ministry) knew the fix was in and so could predict it just as Fox did with Arizona Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (xhxe8) 254
12 Angry Lumps
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:00 AM (us2H3) 255
How long have Democrats been "fortifying" elections?
Well my thesis at this point, Dewey really DID defeat Truman. Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (+xjfh) 256
The Lump Also Rises
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K) 257
The Ridge Over Lumpy's Tie
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (BiZp4) 258
Behind The Green Lump
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (R/m4+) 259
My Cairropracter was originally from Egypt.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5) 260
Citizen Lump
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (JFJ0Q) 261
Man With the Golden Lump
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:02 AM (JFJ0Q) 262
The Last Lumpfighter
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:02 AM (4I/2K) 263
A future speaker of the house could garner a lot of good will, if they were to bring a Bill to the floor that made the use of a hammer during drug-fueled gay sex romps a federal offense.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (8AONa) 264
Gotta see this...Kari Lake's letter to Liz Cheney:
https://truthsocial.com/@KariLake/posts/ 109248653345772934 Kari's a keeper! Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2022 09:55 AM (3ImbR) At this point, she knows she's already crushed her Abortion Barbie opponent, gotta think she's working on dragging some others across the finish line now. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (XfBY/) 265
The Goiter Sanction
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0) 266
A Lump Runs Through It
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (4I/2K) 267
Mrs. Lumpfire
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K) 268
The Pelosi story? I'm leaning towards political violence directed at madam speaker by disenfranchised leftists blaming her for the coming losses. She's made some pretty bold, but wacked out predictions and just watching a few clips of her trying to articulate something as mundane as the weather is a bridge too far for her feeble mind.
She's only a few steps behind rezident retard in the senility department. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (BFigT) 269
My Cairropracter was originally from Egypt.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5 Must have been quite an adjustment moving to the States. Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (JFJ0Q) 270
That Pelosi is the one that called 911 adds more questions. The call must have been cut off or mumbled because that's the only reason it would have been a 'wellness check' .
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:56 AM (JFJ0Q) ~~~~~ In the dispatcher recording, he notes that RP (reporting person) sounded confused. RP says he doesn't know the guy but he is a friend and his name is David. I believe Muldoon at #205 has the most accurate take on the whole sordid affair. Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (3ImbR) 271
My Cairropracter was originally from Egypt.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5 Must have been quite an adjustment moving to the States. Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (JFJ0Q) *rimshot* Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K) 272
wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi) --- He'll be Musk's mascot and palace foole! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (Dc2NZ) 273
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (BFigT)
Can't disagree because as I posted above, Leftists have vandalized her home before. Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (JFJ0Q) 274
To VIA
Normally I lurk but I want to share with you I had a similar experience with my vision. Long story short I was diagnosed with dark cataracts in both eyes. I had never heard of such a thing. Both were removed and I can see better than ever. Posted by: LMC at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (oc8dh) 275
The Lump In Miss Jones
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (R/m4+) 276
Things I predict you will read about The Paul Pelosi Mysteries, Book 2: 1. The attacker had Q-Anon and MAGA posts on his record. 2. Security glass is two paned and can break outward. 3. The Speaker was away, so security was light. 4."He's a friend" is code for "Help!". 5. These things happen because of Trump. Oops... Biden already said that. Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (j4U/Z) Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (sh1XZ) 278
A future speaker of the house could garner a lot of good will, if they were to bring a Bill to the floor that made the use of a hammer during drug-fueled gay sex romps a federal offense.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 10:03 AM (8AONa) It might depend on whether Frank Luntz owns any hammers or not. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (XfBY/) 279
Also, sharon, if you can get regular massage, it will help keep your muscles from pulling your neck back out of line.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (OX9vb) 280
The Discreet Charm of the Lumpoisie
Posted by: Miklos is really trying at October 29, 2022 10:06 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:07 AM (MxRrv) 282
> wait till Elon buys Ace
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Cracker at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (SP4pi) --- I read this as "Elon buys Acre". The Crusades live! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 10:07 AM (bW8dp) 283
The Lump and Mrs. Muir
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 10:08 AM (MIKMs) 285
never let it be said that the AOS lacks maturity
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:08 AM (us2H3) 286
Return to Planet of the Lumps
Posted by: Miklos has brekkie almost ready at October 29, 2022 10:09 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: Big Brother Miklos at October 29, 2022 10:09 AM (SP4pi) 288
never let it be said that the AOS lacks maturity
Posted by: REDACTED *sits on head, farts* Posted by: Big Brother Miklos at October 29, 2022 10:09 AM (SP4pi) *lights it* Posted by: Count de Monet, Blue Flame Club at October 29, 2022 10:10 AM (4I/2K) 289
5. These things happen because of Trump. Oops... Biden already said that.
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2022 10:05 AM (j4U/Z) Dan Rather blamed the Kennedy assassination on all the right-wing hate in Dallas. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (PiwSw) 290
The Lump's No Good, Very Bad Debate
Posted by: Miklos admits to getting an Early Start at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (KLPy8) 292
"To VIA
Normally I lurk but I want to share with you " Thank you for de-lurking to share that. Now....now that you're amongst the Morons, please become another voice here. We don't bite. Well, except for that guy over there>>>>> Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (uLr+K) 293
How much would a silver hammer be worth today? Tackhammer v framing hammer v sledgehammer . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 09:15 AM (MIKMs) That reminds me, what's the conversion factor between standard hammers and standard crowbars? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (ZSK0i) 294
Prayers and thanks = Jewels brain scan negative, so great to hear
___ Still no contact with sonC, his wife, or our two grandbabies, since Mom's funeral over a year ago. Concerned about how the kids are being treated. I pray the Spirit of Truth can purge their spiritual poison, and soon. Daughter and hub still no luck on conceiving more grandbabies for us. MiladyJo has new aches and pains on top of other longstanding problems. I've got some aches of my own. With all that, it seems almost silly to pray for the full reinstatement of the Mindful Webworks YouTube account, cancelled without reason last month. It could take years to find and re-upload all my videos; I should live so long. On the whole, these are matters beyond my control, and as ever I can only depend upon the mercy and grace of the Creators. Your Will be done. Posted by: mindful webworker - family is sometimes most unfamilial at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (tduWG) 295
Can't believe no one had the obvious one.
The Lumpneck of Notre Dame. It's like I don't know you people. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (NKpYE) 296
Rio Lumpo
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (4I/2K) 297
Couldn't they have located the stimulator lower, such as under the large muscle by the scapula?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 *** Then we'd be making Igor jokes. ("Hump? What hump?") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (c6xtn) 298
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)
Hope your recovery continues unabated. Will start discussing a Houston moron get together once you're up to it. Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (JFJ0Q) 299
We don't bite.
Well, except for that guy over there>>>>> Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice *removes dentures, out of Respect* Posted by: Miklos can eat grits like this at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (SP4pi) 300
"That reminds me, what's the conversion factor between standard hammers and standard crowbars?"
European or African? Laden, or unladen? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (uLr+K) 301
A Lump To Remember
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:14 AM (4I/2K) 302
Caddylump
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (us2H3) 303
Does the device just give your vertebrae a gentle, localized punch? I had a chiro who used that, and it was effective, without the danger of twisting my neck.
Yes, April. That was exactly it. I had been complaining about pain behind my ear radiating down to my shoulder. Two different doctors said swimmer's ear(I am a dedicated swimmer). My nephew who I happened to see recently works for a company that talks about neurological,solutions to pain. He recommended this. 🤞 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (Y+l9t) 304
That reminds me, what's the conversion factor between standard hammers and standard crowbars?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy Your call is very important to us. All tire iron associates are assisting other customers. Posted by: Miklos from Insom Quasi-Slavic Customer Service at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (yikp0) 306
Wife, yesterday, seeing pup fresh from grooming - "oh she's so fluffy and clean and smells so nice!"
Pup, this morning, whining at patio door - "for the love of God, open this damn door so I can go roll in something dead or poopy!" Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 10:15 AM (8AONa) 307
European or African?
Laden, or unladen? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (uLr+K) Well, before we can get started on that one, you'd have to first determine if crowbars and hammers are migratory. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (ZSK0i) 308
Howdy, I hope everyone is well.
So I went to the ER night before last and found out I have a shoulder sized tear in my abdominal core I have been ignoring for a year. Getting old sucks, I probably need a surgery.... the good news is I am buying a new screen door.... the bad news is it is going to keep my stomach out of my chest cavity. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (Lzpvj) 309
Assume a spherical hammer of one meter diameter at standard temperature and pressure...
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (kXYt5) 310
Hope your recovery continues unabated. Will start discussing a Houston moron get together once you're up to it.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (JFJ0Q) Sincere thanks. I have another follow up in the coming week and if progress is still good, we can start planning after that I think. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K) 311
Lumping Wicked This Way Comes
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (JFJ0Q) 312
Das Lump
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (/6GbT) 313
hiya
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (T4tVD) 314
Yeah. Getting hit on head with a hammer by a supposed crazy man. And then not dying. And declared a-okay previous to head surgery. And then having head surgery. And feeling tip-top.
was it a nerf hammer? Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (sh1XZ) 315
One Lump or two?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (I76dP) 316
I guess I am asking for prayers when my surgery comes, and maybe in the event I leave for peace and solace for my family.
I am being ordered by the command to engage in light duty and not push myself or they will take me out of the training rotation and force me to work in the office where I cannot be mangled anymore. This sucks, I enjoy my job and as a zombie pain does not really bother me much. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (Lzpvj) 317
Sweet SweetLump's Baadasssss Song
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (R/m4+) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (Dc2NZ) 319
Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (Lzpvj)
******* Like a post-traumatic diaphragmatic hernia? Ouch. Heal quickly, young man! Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (kXYt5) 320
sven......
Prayers sent! Damn, for only being 29 years old, some of us are not in the best of shape. *Looks down at 'Lower Chest Development' with one good eye" Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (uLr+K) 321
The Lumpneck of Notre Dame.
------------------- I can't remember the candidate's name but his Lump rings a bell. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (yikp0) 322
Willie Lumpa and the Gibberish Factory
Posted by: Miklos will restart this on ONT, because of course at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (SP4pi) 323
The more I read about the Pelosi story coming to believe that even our most outlandish possibilities do not come close to the real story.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (Y+l9t) 324
The Lump always rings twice.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (I76dP) 325
Dude, where's my Lump?
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (/6GbT) 326
Hillary lusted being POTUS more than Gollum wanted the One Ring.
Then she lost to a one-term Senator. Then she lost to a carnival barker. Now she has to live with Biden as POTUS. Were I she I'd still be day drinking and hurling ashtrays. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (SJsWC) 327
Pickett's Lump
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (I76dP) 328
314 Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:17 AM (sh1XZ)
So if this is an op they buy into their own narrative so hard it is useless. Frankly I think they want the street cred of "evil MAGAt out of control" but think they can jedi handwave away the scrutiny. Guy is a family friend according to Mr Pelosi, I know I am not in *my* underwear getting hit with MY hammer unless I am intimate with the person given 2:30 am.... I think Paul was getting blown and things went sideways.... Paul you are a quarter billionaire, hire better sex workers. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (Lzpvj) 329
*Looks down at 'Lower Chest Development' with one good eye"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice May we assist? Posted by: Miklos' Take One Leave One Community Monocle Exchange will restart this on ONT, because of course at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (SP4pi) 330
Howdy, I hope everyone is well.
So I went to the ER night before last and found out I have a shoulder sized tear in my abdominal core I have been ignoring for a year. Getting old sucks, I probably need a surgery.... the good news is I am buying a new screen door.... the bad news is it is going to keep my stomach out of my chest cavity. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:16 AM (Lzpvj) Keep all your parts where they should be. No outward migration or meandering about. Hope the surgery and healing goes very well for you. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K) 331
Used the Humpback with the Fetterdame but should be Lumpback of FetterDame after he claimed that was what it should be
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (xhxe8) 332
323 The more I read about the Pelosi story coming to believe that even our most outlandish possibilities do not come close to the real story.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 10:19 AM (Y+l9t)\ You're not getting me to talk... Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (PiwSw) 333
320 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:18 AM (uLr+K)
TY, I am 50....I wish my muscles understood how lazy my tendons and ligaments are getting. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (Lzpvj) 334
The film Emperor of the North. The Shack throwing a 16oz ball-peen hammer at Ol' Cigarettes' head.
Posted by: 13times at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (sh1XZ) 335
Words nobody ever said: 'Too much butter.'
Actually, yesterday I baked a storebought loaf of garlic bread, and found it had a whole stick of butter in it. Had to scrape most of the shmear off and discard it. Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 29, 2022 10:21 AM (24fqN) 336
R4minds me, I think I saw a new nic, 'The Guy 'out of Monck's corner the other day.
Would almost be a neighbor. We're getting close to a MoMe size Moron population down here. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (uLr+K) 337
Paul you are a quarter billionaire, hire better sex workers.
Posted by: sven Not our style, amigo. Posted by: Raul and Jose, Miguel might at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (yikp0) 339
@323 Funny how we know that Gay Misadventure and False Flag are both more likely than the official story
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:22 AM (SJsWC) 340
LumpRaiser
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K) 341
Damn sven!! I'll be praying for you.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (nxdel) 342
330 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)
Thanks, I was told I went back to work too quickly from my gall bladder removal, and admittedly I probably started damaging it within hours of the surgery when I sat up at 4 hours and went and tried to take a leak when the nurses were busy and discovered I was cathetered. Life is hard, it is harder when your inner idiot takes over when inebriated from morphine. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (yikp0) 344
For-rent Lump
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (BiZp4) 345
We're getting close to a MoMe size Moron population down here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Be Hordeful and Multiply! Posted by: Miklosian Imperatives at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (SP4pi) 346
All the President's Lumps
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (I76dP) 347
I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Everybody must try this job now by just using this site.. www.Profit97.com Posted by: Tom at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (cVZ4d) 348
Casalumpa starring Lumphrey Bogart
"It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a lump of beans in this crazy world.” Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (kXYt5) 349
With all that, it seems almost silly to pray for the full reinstatement of the Mindful Webworks YouTube account, cancelled without reason last month. It could take years to find and re-upload all my videos; I should live so long. On the whole, these are matters beyond my control, and as ever I can only depend upon the mercy and grace of the Creators. Your Will be done. Posted by: mindful webworker - family is sometimes most unfamilial at October 29, 2022 10:13 AM (tduWG) --- That's a lot of crosses, but you aren't carrying them alone. And I think good can come of each of them in time. God be with you. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (llXky) 350
Mr Lump goes to Washington
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (I76dP) 351
Mark Zuckerburg is asked "how do you become a billionaire?"
"Well, first you start with $100 billion .. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (SJsWC) 352
348 Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (kXYt5)
It bothers me that Urkle declaiming Herschel Walker is not a pilot was not laughed out of being a thing... No advisor said to him, "we are running a golem in PA." Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj) 353
The Lumpford Files
Posted by: Miklos now awaits the Bacon at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (uLr+K) 355
347 I am making $90 an hour lumping from home.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (I76dP) 356
Guy is a family friend according to Mr Pelosi, I know I am not in *my* underwear getting hit with MY hammer unless I am intimate with the person given 2:30 am....
I think Paul was getting blown and things went sideways.... Paul you are a quarter billionaire, hire better sex workers. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:20 AM (Lzpvj) That's the question I was asking yesterday... whose hammer was it? If it was Paul's, then yeah, this was a sex visit. I hope this story keeps going and going, not because it matters at all, whether and how this rotten old queen is getting off while the wife is away, but because it matters that our emperors and their new clothes are paraded before the masses, as much as possible. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:27 AM (XfBY/) 357
The
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:27 AM (4I/2K) 358
I've slept through so I don't know if this has been on the blog - the Rubio canvasser - miscreants arrested, photos.
https://is.gd/xe5BxN Posted by: Ciampino - what handsome guya at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (qfLjt) 359
https://www.breitbart.com/police dispatch audio paul pelosi calling cops doesnt know male but name david he is friend
https://tinyurl.com/yckumdfa I am leaning to ghey liason for the moral of the story. No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (xhxe8) 360
Moar coffee.
Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (/RDPd) 361
341 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:23 AM (nxdel)
Thanks and I you, my malady is actually relatively minor unless I do something exceedingly dumb. I am not in great pain, I simply was running 98.8 to 99.0 which made me wonder what was up given I usually run 97.5. Anyway I spent the other day mounting MILES gear on our equipment and was a little sore. Not to be crude doing my evening ablutions I noticed an odd lump at the site of my GB removal surgical scar.... I pushed it in gently and it gurgled like my stomach... turns out that is because it was part of my digestive system. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (Lzpvj) 362
I hope this story keeps going and going, not because it matters at all, whether and how this rotten old queen is getting off while the wife is away, but because it matters that our emperors and their new clothes are paraded before the masses, as much as possible.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:27 AM (XfBY/) --- It's crazy that the Dems think the closing argument to save their embattled governors, senators and reps is "LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT IN SAN FRANCISCO!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (llXky) 363
I am making $90 an hour working at my friend Paul's home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working with only a hammer, that was truly astounding for me, Nancy prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Posted by: Sarah-David Depape at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (MxRrv) 365
Lump Zeppelin
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (us2H3) 366
No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (xhxe Ex-CUSE me! Posted by: kallisto, upset that Skip doesn't recall that heavenly night at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (dCxaZ) 367
You know, I've been seeing more of the "top of mind" phrase in articles lately. Is this on purpose since the administration used it? I've never heard it before.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (ep37o) 368
** Gay Misadventure and False Flag are both more likely than the official story **
But but but Officer Melanin on TV said he was only struck once, injuring both hands, his head, and shoulder. Uh, wait... Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 29, 2022 10:30 AM (tRXBv) 369
FBI Now Wants 66 Years Before Releasing Information on Seth Rich – Information They Originally DENIED They Had!
https://is.gd/i5PPae Posted by: Ciampino - cheeky bastards at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (qfLjt) 370
It probably isn't easy for an 82 year old man to find a guy to give him a blowjob at 2am, but being a multimillionaire and limitless drugs probably help grease some wheels.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (I76dP) 371
More from Canadian newsb1tch: "We're learning more about the man who attacked Paul Pelosi. He's been identified as 42-year-old David DePape and has connections to Canada. CNN reporting that DePape grew up in Powell River, British Columbia but moved to California 20 years ago. It's also being reported that DePape was notorious for posting conspiracy theories and racist and homophobic content to social media. He also appears to have defended Donald Trump and echoed QAnon conspiracy theories."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0) 372
You know, I've been seeing more of the "top of mind" phrase in articles lately. Is this on purpose since the administration used it? I've never heard it before.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at October 29, 2022 10:29 AM (ep37o) --- Yes, they get memos and change usage. Zero original thought. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (llXky) 373
Bringing Up Lumpy
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (4I/2K) 374
It's crazy that the Dems think the closing argument to save their embattled governors, senators and reps is "LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT IN SAN FRANCISCO!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (llXky) Even weirder is the coda to that pitch: "Don't you want every state in the United States to be like California?!?!" Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (KLPy8) 375
I'm leaning to False Flag with Paul Pelosi. Biden is blaiming Trump because the guy is supposed to have been yelling "Where's Nancy" like the J6 defendants.
If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC) 376
I saw Lumpy Gay Liaison and False Flag open for the Banshees at the St. Lucia Jazz festival back in '82.
It's like I don't know you people anymore. Posted by: goatexchange at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (APPN8) 377
Be strong, jewells45.
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2022 10:32 AM (Lsy8U) 378
I guess we finally found the lump to die on
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:32 AM (us2H3) Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:32 AM (sAmhv) 380
So the Pelosi assault was a gay prostitution thing? Is that where the evidence is leading?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (eGTCV) 381
The High and the Lumpy
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (4I/2K) 382
I'm a lumperjack and I'm okay!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5) 383
InZona @ 367- 'top of mind' was what the beige ragamuff said and it's just being hackysacked around to make it seem common usuage.
Been exactly the same if she had said 'underwear hammer'. Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (/RDPd) 384
Ex-CUSE me!
Posted by: kallisto, upset that Skip doesn't recall that heavenly night You're just making garrett jealous. Posted by: Miklos does down-twinkles at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (SP4pi) 385
I am making $90 an hour working at my friend Paul's home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working with only a hammer, that was truly astounding for me, Nancy prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Posted by: Sarah-David Depape at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (SP4pi) ___ lmao Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (RXOjh) 386
I'm leaning to False Flag with Paul Pelosi. Biden is blaiming Trump because the guy is supposed to have been yelling "Where's Nancy" like the J6 defendants.
If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC) Maybe the allowance Nancy gives him was running low. More likely though...it's part of the kink. Think Eddie Murphy and Hugh Grant. Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:35 AM (KLPy8) 387
Morning.
I am sitting here in my boxers. I have coffee. I am *not* smashing things with a hammer. All hail coffee! Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (1Yy3c) 388
369 FBI Now Wants 66 Years Before Releasing Information on Seth Rich – Information They Originally DENIED They Had!
https://is.gd/i5PPae Posted by: Ciampino ---------------------- Nothing fishy about that, nothing incriminating on the Clintons or their DNC operatives. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (MxRrv) 389
What's on the menu?
filipino lumpia. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (tRXBv) 390
So the Pelosi assault was a gay prostitution thing?
******** I don't care if it's true or not, I just want to hear the old son of a bitch publicly deny it! Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (kXYt5) 391
No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 10:28 AM (xhxe I'm sorry to hear that. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (XfBY/) 392
380 Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:34 AM (eGTCV)
There are three possibilities I can see making any sense: 1) Paul was getting his freak on (hard to believe in San Fran I know) and things went sideways with the sidepeice, 2) there is an untapped resevoir of eveil MAGA rethuglican hemp enthusiasts in San Fran just like Chicago in winter cold wandering at 230 to hurt democrats, or 3) Paul is so demented and his security is so bad that a family friend he did not know was in his underwear with Paul at 230 because Pelosi custom on meeting new people is stripping down and handing them housetools..... It all makes as much sense as his wife's national economic agenda. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: Miklos analyzed the body language at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (SP4pi) 394
I am *not* smashing things with a hammer.
Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (1Yy3c) You'll never make any money that way! Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM (OX9vb) 395
You're just making garrett jealous.
he won't even know unless *somebody* opens their big old yap Posted by: kallisto, upset that Skip doesn't recall that heavenly night at October 29, 2022 10:38 AM (dCxaZ) 396
"No one has ever visited my house then stripped to underwear "
Are we confining this discussion to same-sex? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:38 AM (uLr+K) 397
Once again, the Pelosi's were fucking the homeless ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:38 AM (SJsWC) 398
I haven't had french toast in a long time. Damn that looks good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2022 10:39 AM (+Cgut) 400
I am not saying money was to be exchanged
Maybe just discussion of pitcher or catcher Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (xhxe8) 401
But but but Officer Melanin on TV said he was only struck once, injuring both hands, his head, and shoulder.
Uh, wait... - Hammer was manufactured by the same company that made the 20lb J6 fire extinguisher that bounced repeatedly and struck three officers in the head. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (BiZp4) 402
Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (eGTCV) 403
But but but Officer Melanin on TV said he was only struck once, injuring both hands, his head, and shoulder.
Uh, wait... - Hammer was manufactured by the same company that made the 20lb J6 fire extinguisher that bounced repeatedly and struck three officers in the head. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (BiZp4) The magic hammer theory: Back, and to the left. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:41 AM (XfBY/) 404
By the way, "potryby" was a nonsense word frequently used in Mad magazine.
It is also almost the same as the Slovak word for _Grocery store", another reason why I have been known to laugh oddly and inappropriately (in Slovakia, mainly). Posted by: Miklos bears linguistic burdens at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (SP4pi) 405
Give a 42 year old a hammer and everything starts to look like
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (kXYt5) 406
"Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?"
Well, when you put it that way... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (uLr+K) 407
Well, we're officially off the hook - today, Russia accused Britain of blowing up the Nordstream pipelines last month...
Posted by: Nova local at October 29, 2022 10:43 AM (exHjb) 408
Oh Jewells, I am sorry at your news. I am praying now, and hope sincerely that you recover. Stay strong and have faith.
Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:43 AM (Lzpvj) 409
It's two old guys in their underwear Just move along. Nothing to see there. Unless their amor Involving a hammer Raises a Lump that makes Fetty despair Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 10:44 AM (KLPy8) 410
Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (eGTCV) Here's how this works: You have a lot of money/power, you have no morals. There's only a few ways this can go. 1. You start going for kids, 2. You start going for people of the same sex, or C. You start going for whatever you want, and kill it afterwards. You don't stay in a committed, heterosexual relationship. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (XfBY/) 411
Give a 42 year old a hammer and everything starts to look like a nail an old octogenarian's dick.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:42 AM (kXYt5) Yeah, Paul should have known that it's the dick that sticks up that gets the hammer. Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (+Cgut) 412
Hi good evening and welcome to the Olafson household person unknown to me I describe as friend...
refreshments are available, and I am glad you are shouting my wife's name...would you like a hammer after we strip to our underwear? //Paul Pelosi's Guide to Hospitality Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj) 413
If you wanted to go rob someone or assault them, do you reckon you'd do it in your underwear?
I don't stray further than my own front porch in just my underwear, and even then that's only to go out and piss off the porch (because I live in the country with no neighbors, and can piss freely as the good Lord intended). Something strikes me odd about the story of one man in his underwear attacking another man in his underwear. I remember when I used to watch those commercials for Time Life Books about the Old West when they'd say "John Wesley Harding, who once shot a man for snoring too loud", I'd think 'Well what was he doing sleeping with another man.' Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2022 10:46 AM (xLqhd) 414
Give a 42 year old a hammer and everything starts to look like a nail an old octogenarian's dick.
Posted by: Muldoon Hmmm My Grandma never told me that. Posted by: Things Miklos maybe should have learned, but didn't at October 29, 2022 10:46 AM (SP4pi) 415
People can’t afford “name brand” cereal so they should just buy generic cereal is really Joe Biden’s answer to inflation issues for America’s families.
https://is.gd/GduSin Posted by: Ciampino - cheeky bastard at October 29, 2022 10:46 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (dCxaZ) 417
If you wanted to go rob someone or assault them, do you reckon you'd do it in your underwear?
--- Isn't he a nudist? If so, he dressed up for the occasion. Posted by: screaming in digital at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (pkAcY) Posted by: Elon has seven (7) kids at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (SP4pi) 419
410 Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (XfBY/)
There must be a cutoff of "money over x mount equlas debauchery" the wife and I were so broke when she was a PV2 in El Paso we had 10 bucks a week slack budget. It was tough, we are happily doing better than that-neither one of us went rabid like a Pelosi or totally not any democrat clients swearsies "Epstein the Unkillable." Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (Lzpvj) 420
Potrzebie!!
Posted by: Punchy Knucklefist at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (ZSK0i) 421
I am seeing things in the prayer request that scare the crap out of me.
We don't get to pound God on the head, sometimes we want to but it doesn't go that way. Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (8erNz) 422
New to the thread; has it come out Paul is interested in experimenting with his sexuality?
This is news! Oh, that poor man! I must be with him! Posted by: Shep Smith at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (azP8t) 423
The thing I find most weird about the Pelosi's.... years have passed with little attention paid to Paul Pelosi other than his connection to the Speaker of the House and their uncanny investment luck. Then, out of nowhere comes his DUI and then this.
If he's a dick and running around, doing weird shit with weirdos you'd have thought Nancy would want that info buried so deep it'd never see the light of day. Unless... Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (BFigT) Posted by: Paul at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (us2H3) Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (BiZp4) 426
OK I just read further down the timeline. Berenson is out of twitter jail because he deleted the tweet that former censors didn't like, and he didn't want to wait until Elon got his new team all in place.
Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ) 427
This is news! Oh, that poor man! I must be with him!
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (azP8t) Get in line, honey. Posted by: Don LeMon at October 29, 2022 10:50 AM (PiwSw) 428
216 Apocalypse Lump
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 09:54 AM (bW8dp) Lumps... have faces. And, you must make a friend of lumps. Lumps... and severe aphasia are your friends. If they are not, then, they are enemies to be feared. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 29, 2022 10:50 AM (DTX3h) 429
My old Grandma did used to say "Nothing good happens in San Francisco after 2:29 AM between men in their underwear with hammers".
For a country girl, she knew stuff. Posted by: Miklos was raised right at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (SP4pi) 430
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 09:50 AM (JFJ0Q) You forgot "Being attacked by your Grindr pick-up is MAGA violence" Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (xhaym) Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (us2H3) 432
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:45 AM (XfBY/)
There must be a cutoff of "money over x mount equlas debauchery" the wife and I were so broke when she was a PV2 in El Paso we had 10 bucks a week slack budget. It was tough, we are happily doing better than that-neither one of us went rabid like a Pelosi or totally not any democrat clients swearsies "Epstein the Unkillable." Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:47 AM (Lzpvj) Of course, this is where the morals part of it comes in too. Just being rich and powerful doesn't CAUSE one to slither into debauchery, there needs to be a lack of a moral compass. It goes to Trump's "grab them by the puthy" comment. He was dead right, of course. They will let you. Or the Epteins of this world will supply you with them. Or you have a team that will rid you of the bodies. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (XfBY/) 433
Candace owens is back, don't know if she was sprung though
Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (dCxaZ) Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (w0NJk) 435
See that shit? Told them I did. People slowly converting to brad nailers, finish nailers, pin nailers, framing nailers, etc, and all those unused hammers laying around would end up falling into the wrong hands.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2022 10:51 AM (VwHCD) 436
To anyone who pushed up a prayer for T and family you are very appreciated. The memorial service is this weekend and the lady's Navy Seal son is home for the event. Her youngest son is handling the details and her oldest son will most likely be diving back into his addictions. Her husband is still a basket case.
Thank you all for the prayers. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (Wy1BU) 437
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ) 438
Phone lines busy at the PA election headquarters wondering if they can change their vote for senator.
To late, you voted early, and now we will get to see what emerges from the lump when its ready to hatch. Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (zJY/j) 439
OK I just read further down the timeline. Berenson is out of twitter jail because he deleted the tweet that former censors didn't like, and he didn't want to wait until Elon got his new team all in place.
Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ) Did he immediately repost the offending tweet? I would have. 'Cause I got a thumb, and those SOB's got an eye. Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (xhaym) 440
438 Phone lines busy at the PA election headquarters wondering if they can change their vote for senator.
they should beg their other braindead friends who didn't vote yet to negate that for em Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:53 AM (w0NJk) Posted by: Miklos spy vs. other Miklos spy at October 29, 2022 10:53 AM (SP4pi) 442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ) Eggzactly! Posted by: Melvin Cowznofski at October 29, 2022 10:53 AM (ZSK0i) 443
If he's a dick and running around, doing weird shit with weirdos you'd have thought Nancy would want that info buried so deep it'd never see the light of day.
Unless... Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 10:48 AM (BFigT) ... Unless Nanzi has lost her grip on power, and things come out now, that never would have, as recently as months ago. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:54 AM (XfBY/) 444
oh my stars and garters, can this be?
Quisling Mike Pence tweeted his outrage over the awful violence against Closeted Pelosi: https://tinyurl.com/3j8ja785 Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (dCxaZ) 445
Phone lines busy at the PA election headquarters wondering if they can change their vote for senator.
If this is true, this is everything that is wrong with America and America deserves and entire ruling class composed of Fettermans. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (xLqhd) 446
We don't get to pound God on the head, sometimes we want to but it doesn't go that way.
Posted by: JEM I know, right? Typed and deleted more. Enough whining. Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (03Hhr) 447
407 Well, we're officially off the hook - today, Russia accused Britain of blowing up the Nordstream pipelines last month...
Posted by: Nova local ---------------------------------- Maybe that's why Britain has been guarding the area for the last month or so. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (MxRrv) 448
The left really is going to try and make this Pelosi thing an election issue, Maher is on it, Biden is on it - talking points everywhere. They really think that we are stupid or could care less about Nancy's partner in crime.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (3AQME) 449
You probably still have your old copies!
Indeed I do. As well as some of the other classics, e.g. Fester Bestertester and his sidekick Karbunckle. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (ZSK0i) 450
OK I just read further down the timeline. Berenson is out of twitter jail because he deleted the tweet that former censors didn't like, and he didn't want to wait until Elon got his new team all in place.
Posted by: kallisto at October 29, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ) Did he immediately repost the offending tweet? I would have. 'Cause I got a thumb, and those SOB's got an eye. Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 10:52 AM (xhaym) Berenson has been accused of bending the knee. He has explained why, but I don't care enough to remember what it is. Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (XfBY/) 451
For a country girl, she knew stuff.
Posted by: Miklos ******** I'll bet she did!! And I mean that only in the most respectful way. Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (kXYt5) 452
443 Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:54 AM (XfBY/)
Her setting up her Italy gig when she loses power is an admission she cannot hold on anymore. This is probably the Squad or Clinton or Obama wing firing a warning shot across the bow. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (Lzpvj) 453
http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-01-13-n28.html
Use this to convert to potrzebies, ngogns, and furshlugginers! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (Dc2NZ) 454
Prayers for all.the horde.
Jewells good luck on the infusion & treatment. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (5rCWs) 455
448 The left really is going to try and make this Pelosi thing an election issue, Maher is on it, Biden is on it - talking points everywhere. They really think that we are stupid or could care less about Nancy's partner in crime.
the Streisand effect will hurt them on this big time lol I heard the police radio last night - just that alone - plus really there are zero MAGA male prostitutes in San Fran Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (w0NJk) 456
Now I have to go see if there is a Potrzebie-Furlong Firkin Fortnight conversion table...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (PiwSw) 457
Don't think we have gotten to the bottom of this.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 29, 2022 10:57 AM (lzd36) 458
448 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (3AQME)
I am as concerned for Pelosi's safety as she was for the GOP softball team. Fuck these people. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:57 AM (Lzpvj) 459
So Paul Pelosi was attacked and injured.
Now, show of hands... Media, can you name the conservative that had the shit beat out of him, all while committing the crime of 'Knocking on doors in the wrong neighborhood' to support his candidate? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (uLr+K) 460
I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Thank you! I have been so curious about what it might be - glad to see an educated guess. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (5rCWs) 461
"Is it possible that being married to Nancy would make Paul question his commitment to heterosexuality?"
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 29, 2022 10:40 AM (eGTCV) If we're being honest, they probably haven't had anything resembling a marriage in 40 years. Share a couple addresses, see each other at Christmas, make an appearance together to keep up charade, etc., etc. We wonder why these people can't let go of power and die in office? They have nothing else. Posted by: lowandslow at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (qH6FZ) 462
Weird how the Nordstream Pipeline explosion(s), which had been the prelude to WWIII, just fell off the radar for loose sh*t like rent boy hammer time.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:59 AM (Dc2NZ) 463
460 I would wager a guess that Fetterman has a spinal stimulator, needed a pacemaker for his a fib and required a deep brain stimulator to stop seizures after his stroke. The only place left to put it was the back of his fat neck.
oh interesting that dude has some major major issues ...Phils? Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (w0NJk) 464
Now I have to go see if there is a Potrzebie-Furlong Firkin Fortnight conversion table...
The Wiki writeup says Google Calculator can do conversions from the Potrzebie system, but I've been unable to verify that. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (ZSK0i) 465
Have they confirmed that the intruder just slid in through the back door?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (lzd36) 466
We wonder why these people can't let go of power and die in office? They have nothing else.
Posted by: lowandslow Incorrectamundo Posted by: $$$$$$$$$ at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (SP4pi) 467
"...plus really there are zero MAGA male prostitutes in San Fran"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2022 10:56 AM (w0NJk) ---- Not even as sacrifices on somebody's altar? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (Dc2NZ) 468
Chiropractor, upper cervical adjustment
After a car wreck in '78, I had a full check-up. Doc had me lie on the table, checked my feet, and he said, "Your right leg is a half-inch longer than your left leg. Nothing to do with the wreck, you've probably been that way for a long time. Nothing to do about it. Just put a #x insert in your shoe." (Explained a lifetime of uneven shoe wear.) About 20 years later, I visit a "NUCCA" chiro, top man in the field. He had me lie on the table, checked my feet, and he said, "Your right leg is a half-inch longer than your left leg. We can fix that." Then he did. He pressed gently on my neck, slightly adjusting the Atlas bone. It felt like he'd done nothing. Heard a little click like one of those old tin Halloween clickers. When I walked out of his office, I felt like I was listing to one side because now my legs were equal length. A number of problems went away from that visit. Had to go back a few times before my adjustment held, but what an amazing thing. No twisting, turning, or banging on me, just a gentle push and enormous improvement. RIP, Dr. Brooks, miracle worker. YMMV Posted by: mindful webworker - dem bones dem bones dem upper cervical bones at October 29, 2022 11:00 AM (tduWG) 469
Looking at where we are today in the context of world nuclear extinction..
Perhaps we as a nation over-reacted to the whole Cuban Missile kerfuffle. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 11:01 AM (uLr+K) 470
That syrup better be real VT Fancy Grade maple syrup.
Posted by: Lord Whorfin at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (c8M6Y) 471
No advisor said to him, "we are running a golem in PA." Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj) So to win Oz merely needs to wipe the Aleph off of Fetterman's forehead, turning Amet to Met (I had to look that up, I couldn't remember how the Rabbi defeated his golum) Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (xhaym) 472
People can’t afford “name brand” cereal so they should just buy generic cereal is really Joe Biden’s answer to inflation issues for America’s families.
------------ The Kaboom Economy. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (yikp0) 473
462 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
The Swedes investigated, they closed it and classified the results for decades... tells me "KGB man bad" is not the culprit, logic would dictate it was an actor who did not want spiking energy costs to "force" the German government to buy from Ivan or broker peace. The Brits, the Ukies, and the Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians all have strategic reasons for that outcome. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 11:02 AM (Lzpvj) 474
RIP, Dr. Brooks, miracle worker.
that's a lovely story web worker! we're big huge fans of chiropractic docs here - field hockey kind of forces that issue - you're super bent over and always overbalanced to one side. keeps me moving! Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 29, 2022 11:03 AM (w0NJk) 475
(Goes back to episode listing to see if Carl Kolchak ever put down a golem)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2022 11:03 AM (ZSK0i) 476
Watched Putin's recent 4 hour Q & A session last night.
No teleprompters, no handlers saying what could be asked. He is an impressive guy. A measured speaker, subtly humorous even, at times. It made me look at our own leader who can't even remain awake or find his way off stage, and ponder what an unserious people we are. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (xLqhd) 477
People can’t afford “name brand” cereal so they should just buy generic cereal is really Joe Biden’s answer to inflation issues for America’s families.
------------ The Kaboom Economy. Posted by: andycanuck The Beautiful Brown People on Martha's Vineyard got "Crisp Rice". Posted by: Miklos sees Precursors at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (SP4pi) Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (us2H3) 479
FBI Now Wants 66 Years Before Releasing Information on Seth Rich – Information They Originally DENIED They Had!
https://is.gd/i5PPae Posted by: Ciampino - cheeky bastards at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (qfLjt) In the now standard list of denials used by official responses to such demands, you know the final argument will be: But Seth Rich went to Heaven so it is a net positive Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:06 AM (xhaym) 480
Michael J. Fox Pitches Gender-Swapped Reboot of “Back to the Future”
- Well, his brain doesn't work right. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 11:06 AM (FVME7) 481
10 to one, Nancypants aint around for the passing of the gavel
Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 11:07 AM (us2H3) 482
478 Posted by: SF BoyToys at October 29, 2022 11:04 AM (us2H3)
Sorry, I get it. *This* is what they are really going to try to flip the national narrative with. I can't even. They are doing the full court press that evidently despite Biden getting 418 million American votes the Trump cult is so pervasive it has infiltrated Paul Pelosi's bedroom... It is enough it makes me want to quit, our country's destiny rests on swaying retards that are swayed by that. Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 11:07 AM (Lzpvj) 483
Sharon I currently see a chiropractor who uses an activator. As she explained to me, it works because little force is needed to align joints if precise placement is used. Also since your not being twisted, jerked , or table dropped into the adjustment you don’t tense up and fight the adjustment. Much safer.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 29, 2022 11:08 AM (s+KYE) 484
Now, show of hands... Media, can you name the conservative that had the shit beat out of him, all while committing the crime of 'Knocking on doors in the wrong neighborhood' to support his candidate?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 10:58 AM (uLr+K) Pick me pick me!! I keep up with that type of news -----Rand Paul Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:09 AM (JFJ0Q) 485
I am *not* smashing things with a hammer.
Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2022 10:36 AM (1Yy3c) You'll never make any money that way! Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 29, 2022 10:37 AM I know, right? Posted by: Gallagher at October 29, 2022 11:09 AM (Gq/ix) 486
If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC) It could be both, you know. Being a regular provider could have gotten him passed through security and let into the house by Pelosi, being a marginally insane street weirdo could have been his impetus to go there in the first place. Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:09 AM (xhaym) 487
Can you threadjack an open thread?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (BiZp4) Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube cancelled me at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (tduWG) 489
We fully and completely endorse Gallagher in this and all elections.
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Ilhan Omar Breaks Down, Starts Shouting Gibberish After Protesters Slam Her Over Billions to Ukraine
- Never go full Fetterman. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (FVME7) 491
About 20 years later, I visit a "NUCCA" chiro, top man in the field. He had me lie on the table, checked my feet, and he said, "Your right leg is a half-inch longer than your left leg. We can fix that." Then he did. He pressed gently on my neck, slightly adjusting the Atlas bone. It felt like he'd done nothing. Heard a little click like one of those old tin Halloween clickers. When I walked out of his office, I felt like I was listing to one side because now my legs were equal length. A number of problems went away from that visit. Had to go back a few times before my adjustment held, but what an amazing thing. No twisting, turning, or banging on me, just a gentle push and enormous improvement.
RIP, Dr. Brooks, miracle worker. YMMV Posted by: mindful webworker Yes!! Exactly!!! I had a massage therapist tell me years ago that one leg was shorter than than the other. 🤞that I have the same result as you. It is definitely better but have been holding off on vigorous exercise. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2022 11:12 AM (Y+l9t) 492
If it were a gay thing, Paul would have had a better rent boy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (SJsWC) Not necessarily----Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and Robert Kraft. Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:14 AM (JFJ0Q) 493
NOOD psychologists.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 29, 2022 11:15 AM (AiZBA) 494
389 What's on the menu? filipino lumpia. I'm in, stuff is fantastic. Pray for the people in the north islands, Typhoon Noru is hitting hard. Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2022 11:17 AM (j4U/Z) 495
371 More from Canadian newsb1tch: "We're learning more about the man who attacked Paul Pelosi. He's been identified as 42-year-old David DePape and has connections to Canada. CNN reporting that DePape grew up in Powell River, British Columbia but moved to California 20 years ago. It's also being reported that DePape was notorious for posting conspiracy theories and racist and homophobic content to social media. He also appears to have defended Donald Trump and echoed QAnon conspiracy theories."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 29, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0) Connections to Canada!!???!?!??! Off with his head! Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:20 AM (0ixKl) 496
As for Pelosi, I'm sure she's hired many people of dubious moral background to do her dirty work, so why not this guy, a known drug user and general miscreant. DePape and his friend Gypsy Taub are no novices to the criminal justice system and have no source of income. I doubt hemp bracelets sell well. Is money the motive on both sides? I agree with people who said Pelosi could find a better rent boy.
Hammers are probably as good as anything else to shatter glass quickly, and DePape is an environmentalist, pro-drug, pro-Pali typical lib who probably never considered a gun. Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:24 AM (Zzbjj) 497
Google translate tells me that potrzebie means "need" in Polish
You know when you find that ancient treasure map and you follow it through the jungle and fight off the FARC guerillas and find that spot under the X by calculating the angles from the highest visible peaks of the Western Cordilleras of the Andes, and you find a lead Peso, two sets of corroded bronze cufflinks, and a broken glass jug that might have held turpentine? Yeah, me neither. Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:25 AM (xhaym) 498
"attempted homicide"
NYT 59 minutes ago — Her husband, Paul Pelosi, was hospitalized with a skull fracture, and the police said the suspect would be charged with attempted homicide. Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (0ixKl) 499
495. The only DePape stuff I found shows him thinking that Bush stole the election from Gore and that he and Gypsy are very pro-gay. I'm not buying anything from CNN.
Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (Zzbjj) 500
499
Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (0ixKl) 501
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Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:27 AM (0ixKl) 502
498. Sounds like he can be RORd to me.
Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:27 AM (Zzbjj) 503
Thought it was yesterday that someone quietly posted a list of Republican injured. I Remember
Steve Scalise, Rand Paul, Lee Zeldin, Brett Kavanaugh? but I think there was one more. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:28 AM (MxRrv) 504
502 498. Sounds like he can be RORd to me.
Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:27 AM (Zzbjj) Released on his own recognizance? Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:29 AM (0ixKl) 505
I am not a lawyer, but if the state charges someone with attempted homicide, I don't think the victim can ask for the charges to be dropped.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:30 AM (0ixKl) 506
499 Posted by: CN at October 29, 2022 11:26 AM (Zzbjj)
A crazy Canadian coming down to sell hemp bracelets in San Francisco is why democrats should keep power... back you Ken. //"news" Posted by: sven at October 29, 2022 11:30 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:33 AM (0ixKl) 508
"The right to reasonable bail is protected by the California Constitution and Penal Code 1275 PC. At your arraignment, which is the first court appearance, you could be released “O.R.,” meaning own recognizance without having to post bail."
Posted by: m at October 29, 2022 11:34 AM (0ixKl) 509
Berenson has been accused of bending the knee. He has explained why, but I don't care enough to remember what it is.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2022 10:55 AM (XfBY/) I read his substack, but Berenson loves Berenson beyond all other thing in life. He is a good journalist but he is focused first on himself and his grievances. Life has taught me that being liked and having popularity is a bad metric for true success in the world. Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:38 AM (xhaym) 510
Trying to discover who hodgkinson shot. So far one article says 4 another says 5 and another says 6 were brought to the hospital. hmmm
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:42 AM (MxRrv) 511
I wonder if it came down to Gisele publicly challenged Tom. If he buckled and quit to satisfy her, he wouldn’t live it down.
Of course, very few people know what passed between them prior to his return from “retirement”. Maybe he reneged on an agreement for him to move on, but a public challenge to a highly competitive personality doesn’t have multiple outcomes. Posted by: Advo at October 29, 2022 12:43 PM (LcnVR) 512
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