Pedodent Sundown's Speech In Pennsylvania Yesterday Hailed as "Fettermanesque"

That's a keeper of a headline.

These clips show the extent of Biden's dementia. He can't speak anymore.

And John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth was too afraid to speak -- even with Biden babbling non-words like this.

Some of these are words, but only a minority of them.

Biden's slurred, "Jel [Gisele], you're going to be a great, uh, lady in the Senate."

Not only is he slurring words here, but his unmoored brain drifts from stray thought to stray thought:

What? pic.twitter.com/hDtQTpQe8N
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 20, 2022

Fun with numbers:

BIDEN: "Over a billion, 200, a trillion, 200 billion dollars!" pic.twitter.com/teJqJ1wBPb
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 20, 2022

It wouldn't be a Biden appearance if Biden didn't get pitifully lost like an old man in a Walmart parking lot after having picked up his medicine:

Joe Biden got lost again.
pic.twitter.com/zpIZLPoiYa
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 20, 2022

For their part, John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth hurried away from any questions. He literally remained mum like a bump on a neck throughout the entire event and the press gaggle afterwards.

His ugly wife, who has acted as the de facto candidate throughout the summer, continues answering on his behalf.

The RNC wants to know why it's Gisele Fetterman meeting with Biden and not John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth.

The Pay-Per-View rights for a "conversation" between Joe Biden and John Fetterman would be worth billions.

Reporter: "Should there be any restrictions on abortion at all?"

Biden: "Yes. There should be."

Reporter: "What should they be?"

Biden: "It’s Roe v. Wade. Read it, man. You’ll get educated." pic.twitter.com/Hk7bMUZBZl
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 20, 2022

Note Biden grabs the reporter there.

Read it? Roe contains no restrictions on abortion.

It has been interpreted to allow states to impose restrictions in the third trimester, and maybe the second. But Roe itself does not restrict abortion at all.

Greg Price
@greg_price11
Roe v. Wade did not put any restrictions on abortion unless a state limited it and the Democrat bill to "codify" Roe would remove every state pro-life law in America so this senile geezer has no idea what he's talking about.

Biden is getting very, very angry over people noticing that Democrats don't want to be seen in his presence. (Not that it's a very bad sign for John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth that Gisele Fetterman arranged this joint appearance; the Democrat gubernatorial candidate, who has a larger lead on Mastriano, didn't chance meeting with Biden.)

He yells at reporters for pointing out that no one wants to be seen with him:

Biden, grabbing the reporter: "That's not true! There've been 15. COUNT KID, COUNT!"

That's a real thing Biden yelled. COUNT, KID! COUNT!

As if 15 is a big number.

He then upped that to sixteen later, in a very, very slurred statement in which Sundown was definitely sundowning.

From Bonchie at RedState:

On Thursday, Biden appeared in Pennslyvania to campaign with John Fetterman, who himself did not speak and was ushered around by his wife. After giving a speech, the two headed to a local spot with the state's governor, Tom Wolf. That's when this happened in a moment that has now gone viral.

Tfw trying to close out my tab at the bar after having an undisclosed amount of double whiskey cokes
pic.twitter.com/FGXSWEFLDG
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 21, 2022

Biden's trotting out a new consultant-contrived, focus-group-tested attack line he sure is smugly proud of -- he's calling Republican economic plans "Mega MAGA Trickle Down." Look at the smug grin on this pedophile r4pist's face when he says it.

Biden also continues lying about having inherited a what he claims is a poor economy from Trump. He actually inherited a fiery hot one, that had a single very down quarter due to lockdowns that every Democrat including Joe Biden demanded, and in fact demanded more of.

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1 For the Nth time, ace, keep this gray color scheme. Much nicer than the normal one.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:08 PM (OTzUX)

2 Kamala Harris sworn in as President

Posted by: Future Headlines January 22, 2023 at October 21, 2022 01:08 PM (aRLgQ)

3 #GrayMatterLives

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 21, 2022 01:09 PM (TNyrE)

4 stroking out is a resume enhancer....

and the democrat wives all smile like enzyte bob

Posted by: sven at October 21, 2022 01:09 PM (Lzpvj)

5 Top Ten?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 21, 2022 01:09 PM (2graF)

6 BIDEN: "Over a billion, 200, a trillion, 200 billion dollars!"

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TBF, he was told there'd be no math in that speech.

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:09 PM (K3TEc)

7 CS Lewis' That Hideous Strength had the antagonists speech descending into gibberish. Kind of like what we have here.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (fs1hN)

8 Biden is getting very, very angry over people noticing that Democrats don't want to be seen in his presence.

About six weeks ago, the Philly Inquirer ran a front page article that PA demorats were politely declining the WH offers to send teh Bidet out on their behalf.

The fact that Fetterman relented and invited Bidet to come up to PA shows that Ol' Lumpy is feeling the Ozmanian heat.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (dCxaZ)

9 Read the content...coulda been a contender!

Posted by: pilot141 at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (JlOBj)

10 A visual representation of Biden's Gray Matter.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

11 And mock this pathetic, vile, stupid - now demented - incredibly nasty and epically corrupt POS Biden - all you want.

Something close to 80M voters preferred this implausible cartoon-character clown over the most effective president they'd seen in their lifetimes.

The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (OTzUX)

12 after Fetterman loses, the MSM will complain about Oz picking on a retard

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (us2H3)

13 Kamala Harris sworn in as President

Posted by: Future Headlines January 22, 2023 at October 21, 2022 01:08 PM (aRLgQ)

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Soon to be followed by: "Hunter Biden selected & confirmed by the Senate as her Vice President."

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (K3TEc)

14 Biden talking to Fetterman has all the makings of Nixon-Frost, the sequel.

If Nixon was played by a box of mothballs and Fetterman was played by a can of bondo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (6VKyY)

15 Joe is the Sesame Street Count.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (63Dwl)

16 Hostility is big red flag for dementia, an early indicator.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (jTmQV)

17 Do dick this done?
Don't forget the lock tone?
Grey days again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

18 It's a stutter!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (hXXru)

19 "Mega MAGA trickle down”

The senile left can’t meme.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (DY2gD)

20 Philly Inquirer is a demo-propaganda rag, so I was truly surprised they reported the truth about the lack of this pResident's electoral coattails.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

21 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Joe Biden got lost again.

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TBF, he was looking for and trying to shake hands with Beau.

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (K3TEc)

22 The Stutter appearing with the Tumah!!

Posted by: kraken at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (Vr12I)

23 What a disaster. No sentient observer can come away from watching this event thinking Lumpy is "Their Guy". Utter debacle. Conclusion: Fetterman wins by +8 at the very least. Lead pipe cinch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (/EuRN)

24 16 Hostility is big red flag for dementia, an early indicator.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 21, 2022 01:11 PM (jTmQV)

To be fair, he needs more ice cream and young girls to sniff, not necesarily in that order.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

25 I'm not lost!

I just popsicle.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (6VKyY)

26 Is there a Bidenpedia out there? It's getting hard to keep track of his mumblings.

Posted by: Fed Up at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (uZn/X)

27 lord forgive me, but i REALLY want him to hemorrhage on live TV in front of a large crowd... then hear kjp say that it was nothing but a flesh wound...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (Mkvkw)

28 anyway this a.m. I told my Joy Behar-itic coworker about what this mess of a demorat tag team did in our state yesterday, and she was strangely...silent.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (dCxaZ)

29 20 Philly Inquirer is a demo-propaganda rag, so I was truly surprised they reported the truth about the lack of this pResident's electoral coattails.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

It's a diaper. What do you expect?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

30 Mega MAGA Trickle Down?

Are these people utterly incapable of learning?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (eOEVl)

31 "Mega MAGA Trickle Down."

For crying out loud. The guy is still fightin' Reagan.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (AiZBA)

32 It would be nice if some reporter would ask him why he and the Milk Chocolate Messiah didn't just codify abortion back in 2009, with their swelling majorities in Congress.

Arrogant pricks.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (TNyrE)

33 The Pay-Per-View rights for a "conversation" between Joe Biden and John Fetterman would be worth billions.
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Maybe. There's a decent chance, though, that it would just involve two men sitting in silence, occasionally grunting or babbling and periodically drifting off into light naps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (EwScq)

34 29 anyway this a.m. I told my Joy Behar-itic coworker about what this mess of a demorat tag team did in our state yesterday, and she was strangely...silent.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:13 PM (dCxaZ)

That shows some intelligence, no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

35 Care-Raker for Graft-Clown planet.

Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (FhXTo)

36 Biden, grabbing the reporter: "That's not true! There've been 15. COUNT KID, COUNT!"
That's a real thing Biden yelled. COUNT, KID! COUNT!
As if 15 is a big number.
He then upped that to sixteen later, in a very, very slurred statement in which Sundown was definitely sundowning.

It will be 22 tomorrow, and 45 next week.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (Z32m1)

37 ord forgive me, but i REALLY want him to hemorrhage on live TV in front of a large crowd... then hear kjp say that it was nothing but a flesh wound...

Okay, that's funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (eOEVl)

38 I got an anti-Fetterman mailer yesterday that was hilarious, made me lol. It looks like the trailer from a slasher flick, with Lumpy as the guy who plays the serial killer.

I need to take a pic of it and post it here.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (dCxaZ)

39 34 The Pay-Per-View rights for a "conversation" between Joe Biden and John Fetterman would be worth billions.
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Maybe. There's a decent chance, though, that it would just involve two men sitting in silence, occasionally grunting or babbling and periodically drifting off into light naps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (EwScq)

Cuato might finally speak without using his Fetterman meat sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

40 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway? I had never heard the name until that model chick married Tom Brady. And now Mrs. Lumperman. Where does this name come from?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (qPjiw)

41 I am beginning to like Joe.

He's funny like haha not funny queer and he has that lost routine down pat.

Such comedic timing hasn't been seen since Harold Lloyd in "Safety Last!".

Go Joe Go!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (R/m4+)

42 Biden, grabbing the reporter: "That's not true! There've been 15. COUNT KID, COUNT!"

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Damn, I would have donated to his 2024 campaign if he'd challenged the kid to a push-up contest and yelled "DROP AND GIVE ME 15, FAT!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (K3TEc)

43 Did Fetterstein speak at the fund raiser ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (bs+z0)

44 He is going to punch someone publicly soon.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (xhaym)

45 Maybe. There's a decent chance, though, that it would just involve two men sitting in silence, occasionally grunting or babbling and periodically drifting off into light naps.

And taking turns soiling themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (eOEVl)

46 That shows some intelligence, no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

with her, it's kind of hard to tell

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (dCxaZ)

47 If we don't sweep these midterms, we don't deserve to govern and the nation is all but lost

Happy Happy LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (dO/0d)

48 And mock this pathetic, vile, stupid - now demented - incredibly nasty and epically corrupt POS Biden - all you want.

Something close to 80M voters preferred this implausible cartoon-character clown over the most effective president they'd seen in their lifetimes.

The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (OTzUX)

objection, assumes no fraud. i still have a hard time believing that 80 mil. i suspect it was SIGNIFICANTLY lower.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (Mkvkw)

49 Maybe. There's a decent chance, though, that it would just involve two men sitting in silence, occasionally grunting or babbling and periodically drifting off into light naps.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:14 PM (EwScq)
----

Sounds like Thanksgiving football afternoon.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (2Fnww)

50 40 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway? I had never heard the name until that model chick married Tom Brady. And now Mrs. Lumperman. Where does this name come from?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (qPjiw)

Witches

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

51 The entire PA senate race is my favorite one this season. It is the most 2022 thing I could possibly imagine. You have a carnival barker and a carnival side show running against each other while the dementia-addled president wanders around trying to make the side show look good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (EwScq)

52 For the Nth time, ace, keep this gray color scheme. Much nicer than the normal one.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:08 PM (OTzUX)

You will change your tune when all the gray pixels in your monitor are worn out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (l2kEx)

53 Biden: "It's Roe v. Wade. Read it, man. You'll get educated."

This is one of those online social media/commenter section responses. What it means is "I don't know and have no answers but am sure its true, so I'm telling someone to dig it up themselves." Its the kind of response you give when you don't actually have data or ready information and can't be bothered to look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (Ivdso)

54 It's NOT a toomah!

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO8)

55 The implausibly ridiculous spectacle of this idiot stumbling and drooling his way around, forever shaming the country, while the airhead VP waits to take over, is beyond fiction.

At least Harris's jaw-dropping disgraceful pathetic bumbles and idiocies will be of a different flavor. More "valley girl" bimbo-esque, with some energy and verve and maybe even giggles and inappropriate smiles.

But first woman prez! First colored person woman prez! OMG!!!! And in this pathetic shithole of a collapsed civic culture, even whatever passes for firebrand GOP types these days will have to carefully stifle their true reactions. Because - woman! and .... colored person!!!!

And that right there will be yet another redundant confirmation of the cretinization of the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (OTzUX)

56 Did Fetterstein speak at the fund raiser ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (bs+z0)

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Posted by: Lumpy at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (ufFY8)

57 This right here is what's on the mind of Philadelphia voters:

https://tinyurl.com/2mwapsvz

*hint: It's not MUH 'BORTIONS!*

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (dCxaZ)

58 48 And mock this pathetic, vile, stupid - now demented - incredibly nasty and epically corrupt POS Biden - all you want.

Something close to 80M voters preferred this implausible cartoon-character clown over the most effective president they'd seen in their lifetimes.

The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM (OTzUX)

objection, assumes no fraud. i still have a hard time believing that 80 mil. i suspect it was SIGNIFICANTLY lower.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (Mkvkw)

You forget the dead, illiegal, and imaginary votes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

59 Read it? Roe contains no restrictions on abortion

Keep your voice down, Jack! You're not supposed to say that, or else you don't get your ice cream

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (YZJEf)

60 Mega MAGA trickle down sounds like a call for a Depends change.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (2Fnww)

61 > What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway? I had never heard the name until that model chick married Tom Brady. And now Mrs. Lumperman. Where does this name come from?

French and German origin. According to this baby name site, it means either "pledge" or "hostage!"

https://bit.ly/3gphney

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (eyxn4)

62 Moron: "Do you think there should be any restrictions on commenting at AoSHQ?"

ace: "Yes. There should be."

Moron: "What should they be?"

ace: "It's the content. Read it, man. You'll get educated."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (xLqhd)

63 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway?

Its an animal in Africa, like a deer, jumps a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (Ivdso)

64 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway? I had never heard the name until that model chick married Tom Brady. And now Mrs. Lumperman. Where does this name come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:15 PM (qPjiw)

Dorcas > gazelle > Gisele

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (AiZBA)

65
Pedodent sounds like a toothpaste for the vagina dentata.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (x0n13)

66 gray has homosexual tendencies

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (us2H3)

67 Biden's enunciation and cadence are degrading rapidly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (EwScq)

68 53 Biden: "It's Roe v. Wade. Read it, man. You'll get educated."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (Ivdso)

AOC: "I agree. Can only cross the Rio Grande that way"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

69 Biden's trotting out a new consultant-contrived, focus-group-tested attack line he sure is smugly proud of -- he's calling Republican economic plans "Mega MAGA Trickle Down."

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Damn, I will donate to his 2024 campaign if he says "The best part of Trump's daddy Mega MAGA Trickled Down his leg, fat!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (K3TEc)

70 Gisele (given name) Gisele or Gisèle is a given name. The name is from Old German gesel meaning to "pledge"

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (geLO8)

71 An actual stump would have been more persuasive than these absurd schmucks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (GBX5v)

72 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (EwScq)

I need to send you some of the mailers to complete the clusterfark of 2022-ness.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (dCxaZ)

73 54 It's NOT a toomah!

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO

From the land of Toomey...I present...the TOOMAH!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

74 It would be nice if some reporter would ask him why he and the Milk Chocolate Messiah didn't just codify abortion back in 2009, with their swelling majorities in Congress.

President Biden, even Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Roe v. Wade was a bad precedent ripe for overturning, so why didn't you pass a law making Abortion Rights into law.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (Z32m1)

75 I knew this appearance by the stroke victims would be comedy gold.
Is that too cruel?

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

76 Judge Jennifer Lewinsky is saying something, but I am admiring her hair. She needs to unzip that robe just a little.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

77 It must be Jel 'cause Jam don't shake like dat!

Posted by: joey biden at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (yikp0)

78 mega maga meega mooga

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (geLO8)

79 Those people who asked him to speak? They're the ones he goes to thank after he finishes.
In an earlier thread, someone asked if there were plans to remake the movie Harvey. Ummm, yeah, that's what we're seeing right now.

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (xgnri)

80 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway?

I dunno, but it's what my aunt named her daughter about 60 years ago. And she was a hottie in her day. Still a fine-looking woman

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (dCxaZ)

81 Mega MAGA Trickle Down:

When you win a multi-state lottery and your relatives show up with their hands out

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (wBpKf)

82 She is bringing the hammer down, I think.
Hammer strike incoming.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

83 At least Harris's jaw-dropping disgraceful pathetic bumbles and idiocies will be of a different flavor. More "valley girl" bimbo-esque, with some energy and verve and maybe even giggles and inappropriate smiles.

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I now see the fallback option for Katie Hobbs, after being defeated for AZ governor.

Definitely at the top of the list for an administrative position in a Harris cabinet.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (TNyrE)

84 To add insult to this injury, the GOP was outsmarted by an ambulatory rutabaga 2 years ago.

*make it stop, mommy!*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (JOtiF)

85 Something close to 80M voters preferred this implausible cartoon-character clown over the most effective president they'd seen in their lifetimes.

The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.
Posted by: rhomboid

The only thing we know for sure about that 80M is that it's wrong.

Then power of and, us and them.

Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (FhXTo)

86 "His ugly wife, who has acted as the de facto candidate throughout the summer, continues answering on his behalf."

I wouldn't say she's ugly. Not a beauty queen but better than a lot of women we've talked about here. Eyebrows need work though.

Posted by: Ciampino --- strange composition and color choices at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (qfLjt)

87 > I knew this appearance by the stroke victims would be comedy gold.
Is that too cruel?

Posted by: wth

no
they put it out there, it's fair game
if they would just drop dead already, that would be great, mmmkay? Yeah.

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (geLO8)

88 Mega MAGA trickle down sounds like a call for a Depends change.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2022 01:17 PM (2Fnww)
........

elastic fail.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

89 Pedodent sounds like a toothpaste for the vagina dentata.

I'm seeing a sequel to Teeth. Teeth 2: Minty Fresh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (ppBhU)

90 Kamala Harris is a disturbingly awful example for women in office. She's a dimwitted, vindictive, nasty lightweight.

You want to know what a historic first should look like: Jackie Robinson, who excelled in every single role in baseball and was a complete gentleman on the field. Or Tiger Woods who is one of the greatest golfers to ever strap on ugly shoes. Not some token chosen simply for her lack of X chromosomes without regard to her ability or qualifications beyond "being insanely woke."

That kind of choice demeans the people they are supposed to represent. Great, THIS is the best you can do?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (Ivdso)

91 The RNC wants to know why it's Gisele Fetterman meeting with Biden and not John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth.

if it were important, gisele would be meeting with jill

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (oY6Yp)

92 84 To add insult to this injury, the GOP was outsmarted by an ambulatory rutabaga 2 years ago.

*make it stop, mommy!*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (JOtiF)

It's not outsmarted when you're on the same team

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

93 The Pay-Per-View rights for a "conversation" between Joe Biden and John Fetterman would be worth billions.

I've got a shiny nickle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (JOtiF)

94 12 after Fetterman loses, the MSM will complain about Oz picking on a retard
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM

American voters are too ableist to elect a differently-abled representative to congress! And, just like electing Obama didn't make the US un-racist, electing Biden doesn't count, either.

Posted by: MSM at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (YZJEf)

95 objection, assumes no fraud. i still have a hard time believing that 80 mil. i suspect it was SIGNIFICANTLY lower.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM (Mkvkw)

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I firmly believe, and said so immediately after The Steal, that Trump likely got over 100 millions votes (but millions of those were changed by the voting machine fraud to Biden) and may have even won California.

And, despite my M.O. here, I am NOT being hyperbolic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (K3TEc)

96 If Biden were not so dangerous, his comedic value would be greater. As it is, it is sort of like watching and listening to Stalin with a lisp.

Posted by: kraken at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (Vr12I)

97 >I wouldn't say she's ugly. Not a beauty queen but better than a lot of women we've talked about here. Eyebrows need work though.

she's got... caterpillar eyes

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:21 PM (geLO8)

98 the GOP was outsmarted

Deliberately threw outsmarted.

Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (FhXTo)

99 Judge Jennifer Lewinsky is saying something, but I am admiring her hair. She needs to unzip that robe just a little.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (ufFY

I would love the opportunity to greatly disappoint her.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (4I/2K)

100 Someone reported here [EMT or Art Thread??] that Joey also told the lie that his dad was a football star at some university that besides being an outright lie, also had nothing to do with the speech at all so it was just a random fantasy he decided to throw out there.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (yikp0)

101 I wouldn't say she's ugly.

she looks dusty

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

102 86 "His ugly wife, who has acted as the de facto candidate throughout the summer, continues answering on his behalf."

I wouldn't say she's ugly. Not a beauty queen but better than a lot of women we've talked about here. Eyebrows need work though.
Posted by: Ciampino --- strange composition and color choices at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (qfLjt)

She has that sexy stone- cold killer vibe.

Posted by: kraken at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (Vr12I)

103 Jennifer LEWINSKY?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (qPjiw)

104 Biden's enunciation and cadence are degrading rapidly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (EwScq)
........

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Next he'll get stuck in a hedge and start yelling the N word.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

105 For their part, John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth hurried away from any questions. He literally remained mum like a bump on a neck throughout the entire event and the press gaggle afterwards.

--

Here in the South we say "like a bump on a log" for something that's idle (or stupid, but that's a mean usage). I'm hoping this is a reference to that.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (rz+sM)

106 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway?

I dunno, but it's what my aunt named her daughter about 60 years ago. And she was a hottie in her day. Still a fine-looking woman
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:19 PM (dCxaZ)

idk, but it seems the german Giseles i've ever met were hotties.

that or i just have a thing for Teutonic women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (Mkvkw)

107 Maybe I've finally cracked, but this thread had me laughing so hard I think my dog is worried. Bravo, ace.

This whole shitshow is so absurd it stretches into the further reaches of comedy. Congrats, America!

Posted by: Tiberius Gracchus at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (VSIhW)

108 There's a really awful video out of KC making the rounds on the internet. A big white firefighter is grappling with a black man. The firefighter is definitely being rough, but he's not destroying the guy.

The black guy hands off his gun to his girlfriend who threatens, hits, and screams at the firefighter. Just after the video ends, the girlfriends kills the firefighter.

https://bit.ly/3eMx6UF

The DA has declined to charge the woman, calling it self defense.

There are differing stories, but from what I can gather they were both at a smoke shop and the black guy was being threatening and abusive because they didn't have his preferred brand. The firefighter stepped in. At some point the guy left and brought back a gun. They got in a grappling match. The girlfriend gets the gun. The girlfriend threatened and screamed and tried to get him to stop, but apparently thought the chokehold would kill her boyfriend, so she fired.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (eyxn4)

109 BIDEN: "Over a billion, 200, a trillion, 200 billion dollars!"

The man's a natural! Maybe we can convince him to step down and lead us!

Posted by: American Auctioneers Association at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (YZJEf)

110 Someone reported here [EMT or Art Thread??] that Joey also told the lie that his dad was a football star at some university that besides being an outright lie, also had nothing to do with the speech at all so it was just a random fantasy he decided to throw out there.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (yikp0)

Ah, that's just Joe being Joe.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (AiZBA)

111 Biden Sr. later became a successful used-car salesman, maintaining the family in a middle-class lifestyle.

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (geLO8)

112 101 I wouldn't say she's ugly.

she looks dusty
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

She looks "hard" and is nasty

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (bs+z0)

113 [snip]

That kind of choice demeans the people they are supposed to represent. Great, THIS is the best you can do?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (Ivdso)

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Well, Tank Abrams is your huckleberry when Kamala flames out ... so they've got that going for them.

/Excellent rant, Christopher [and the same applied to the DogEater]

Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (K3TEc)

114 I loved when Kim Carnes sang "She's Got Caterpillar Eyes"

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (xgnri)

115 Judge Dorow should not be letting Darrell Brooks get under her skin. Or should not be letting it show.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (euHgA)

116 some leftwing polling outfit came out with some new numbers on our senate race

last check - Fetterman by 31
now? - he's only by 3

quite the adjustment!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (w0NJk)

117 Mentioned earlier about Fetterman, but

It's jarring to think about, but Pennsylvania is a massively wealthy state with tons of educated, accomplished, and connected people.

They chose him on purpose.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (rz+sM)

118 Your future is drinking treated sewage and eating bugs.

Posted by: NYT at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (eARTe)

119 Jennifer LEWINSKY?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (qPjiw)

LOL .
Her real name is Jennifer R Doriw, but she reminds me of Monica Lewinsky with the black hair and shape of her face.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2022 01:25 PM (ufFY8)

120 that or i just have a thing for Teutonic women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (Mkvkw)

The part of Italy that we're from was settled by barbarian hordes at some point so we do have some of the Hun DNA. It's why I get stabby sometimes or more often get sudden urges to smash the shit out of everything

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:25 PM (dCxaZ)

121 Maybe I've finally cracked, but this thread had me laughing so hard I think my dog is worried.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Next he'll get stuck in a hedge and start yelling the N word.

I love this place.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2022 01:25 PM (eOEVl)

122 In fairness, Ace, we must balance your points against no mean tweets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2022 01:25 PM (Blm/Q)

123 BTW, news chyron here just now reporting in the most nonpartisan way [probably lifted straight from AP]...

"Longtime Trump ally Steve Bannon sentenced to spend four months behind bars for defying Jan. 6 committee subpoena."

I've never seen them use "behind bars" ever before contrasted with "in jail" that also use fewer characters that's usually important in writing chyrons.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (yikp0)

124 To add insult to this injury, the GOP was outsmarted by an ambulatory rutabaga 2 years ago.

*make it stop, mommy!*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 01:20 PM (JOtiF)
you mis-spelled colluded with....

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (Mkvkw)

125 Gisele Fetterman is an ugly, awful person. I don't care what she looks like. Same with him. it's what's INSIDE that reeks.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (w0NJk)

126 Dorow.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (ufFY8)

127 I said on the last thread, Jennifer Dorow reminds me of Veronica Hamel.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (euHgA)

128 Well, since we're in the era of bespoke criminal law, how about the 2024 GOP administration draw up charges for everyone involved in the Biden campaign for prez?

They 'knowingly and willfully' ran a campaign for a person incapable of running an administration. I'm thinking all kinds of wire fraud at least. Add on some charges of impudence, Conspiracy to Rutabaga, Lumbago Aforethought, and several counts of Grand Maliciousness ought to cover it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (IyrhE)

129 The guy with the gun was also a felon.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (eyxn4)

130 Your future is drinking treated sewage and eating bugs.

Anti-Semite.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (xLqhd)

131 The Democrats' problem has an obvious solution. Just have Kamala along to translate what Fetterbrandon says.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (TgBWG)

132
Pudding pops!
Infinite structure!
Precocious democracy!
Wipe, then flush!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

133 Door locks or Joooooo fish lox???

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (yikp0)

134 The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.
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I don't think fake ballots is a reflection of the populance. Its a reflection of a political party that is disintergrating before our eyes. Panic make people do strange things.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (4eKPg)

135 Seeing photos of Fetidman in a suit to meet Biden made it clear why he chooses instead to wear his teen skater costume instead. Next to his wife, they looked like Kingpin and Doc Ock from that animated Spiderman movie.

Posted by: red speck at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (gS3OW)

136 She looks "hard" and is nasty

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (bs+z0)

I don't know what in eff she and her ghoulish hubby have been doing in his mommy's basement, but I'm sure that the local esthetician will do house calls, for the right price. She really could use laser resurfacing on her face. Or maybe sandblasting

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (dCxaZ)

137
Jill's belly done swole up!
I hope its another girl -- I like showering with underage girls!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

138 It's jarring to think about, but Pennsylvania is a massively wealthy state with tons of educated, accomplished, and connected people.

They chose him on purpose.

his parents were connected

it's machine politics here

that's why we end up with garbage candidates

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (w0NJk)

139 125 Gisele Fetterman is an ugly, awful person. I don't care what she looks like. Same with him. it's what's INSIDE that reeks.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (w0NJk)

Agreed... She's Jill Biden without the flowered sofa cushion dress..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (bs+z0)

140 Biden Sr.'s bio
nothing in there about football

https://tinyurl.com/2kw29udw

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (geLO8)

141 and the same applied to the DogEater

Yeah he threw back Black America by decades through his incompetence and policies. Imagine a truly capable black president who did not push racial divide, what good that could have been in America, and how much it would have helped Black America. Instead we got Bumbles O'Bama.

The sad part is you ask 10 black people about Obama and 9 of them worship the guy while the 1 really liked him but saw he had problems.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:28 PM (Ivdso)

142 @51

>>You have a carnival barker and a carnival side show running against each other

Slightly unfair to Dr. OZ, Dr. Oz is a world famous thoracic surgeon who actually holds patents on medical techniques in his field and has published medical papers, Fetterman is a grotesque abomination and if he should "win," will more than likely be stalking the halls of congress for decades.

We like to say that Congress is a recurring rendition of The Aristocrats played out on a daily basis, but the originators of that skit would look on in revulsion should that come to pass.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2022 01:28 PM (up/3i)

143 "objection, assumes no fraud. i still have a hard time believing that 80 mil. i suspect it was SIGNIFICANTLY lower."

WTF? The electoral difference was around 50K votes. Fraud absolutely would have been/was material to that (the official) outcome. Known problems in specific states could easily have accounted for the electoral outcome - but the numbers are pretty small. That's not the point.

"Fraud" did not plausibly produce *millions* of fake votes (if so, let's see the specific reasoning). It did not produce spontaneous public celebrations in many major cities (unprecedented in my lifetime).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:28 PM (OTzUX)

144 Biden's enunciation and cadence are degrading rapidly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:18 PM (EwScq)
........

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Next he'll get stuck in a hedge and start yelling the N word.
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

i would pay good money to see this with an audience...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:28 PM (Mkvkw)

145 Look, we all know that Grampa Showershoes is not calling the shots within this mystery junta. Having said that, it is still a bit puzzling that he's being trotted out for one embarrassing appearance after another. As some have speculated, this may be a setup for whatever the hell comes next. *shudder*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 01:28 PM (Xrfse)

146 112 She looks "hard" and is nasty
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (bs+z0)

Yep.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (euHgA)

147 119 OK, thanks, Anchorbabe.

I always thought Monica L. was an attractive woman. Too bad she threw her life away for Clinton’s schwanstucker.

Now, what are soap babes wearing today?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (qPjiw)

148
Well, at least Uncle Handsy McSniffer isn't making those Ken doll hands when he walks anymore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (n+4am)

149 Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (zSyrn)

150 that or i just have a thing for Teutonic women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM

You like to play spin the drindl?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (Blm/Q)

151 She looks "hard" and is nasty
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (bs+z0)
........

John gets excited when she screams "Hump me! Hump me!"

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

152 I betcha five bucks Gisele Fetterman boasts a full complement of long, luxuriant hair on her back

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:30 PM (dCxaZ)

153 Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Me.

Posted by: Goiterman at October 21, 2022 01:30 PM (Xrfse)

154 After giving a speech, the two headed to a local spot with the state's governor, Tom Wolf.
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If it's Fetterman and Biden shouldn't that read, "the two-headed two headed to [the bar...]"??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:30 PM (yikp0)

155 >Having said that, it is still a bit puzzling that he's being trotted out for one embarrassing appearance after another.

because if they don't, they might be pressed to explain why

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:31 PM (geLO8)

156 It's jarring to think about, but Pennsylvania is a massively wealthy state with tons of educated, accomplished, and connected people.

They chose him on purpose.
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Its just one moar act in the Smell The Glove Tour. They inserted a dementia president so why not a gargolye mutant? Obey and you will get the juicey bugs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 01:31 PM (4eKPg)

157 this morning on the way to school, Center City Philadelphia, a 13 year old girl was grabbed stepping off the subway and dragged to 18th and Arch (by the Parkway and museum district) and raped.

last night when I was in town, a delivery guy was circled and violently carjacked by multiple gunweilding maniacs. he was shot and killed. grub hub driver. 8:30pm by the Art Museum.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (w0NJk)

158 Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (zSyrn)

Jim Toomey

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (OgrpQ)

159 >>>Some of these are words, but only a minority of them.

Thank heavens for no mean tweets. Right NeverTrump?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (yHsuS)

160
She looks "hard" and is nasty
Posted by: It's me donna

If you work a stripper pole in Braddock, you had better be able to rip it out, tie it in an overhand knot, and wield it like a club!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

161 At least Harris's jaw-dropping disgraceful pathetic bumbles and idiocies will be of a different flavor. More "valley girl" bimbo-esque, with some energy and verve and maybe even giggles and inappropriate smiles.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:16 PM

Valley girl? Some dumb twat on MSNBC said She BLACK black, whatever that's supposed to mean, because she went to Howard. Even though her mother is Tamil and she spent much of her life in Canada. And her father is Jamaican.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (dTFZY)

162 Same with him. it's what's INSIDE that reeks.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (w0NJk)

That's why I wear a face shield and nose plugs.

Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

163 Did that thing on Fetterman's neck take any questions?

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (geLO8)

164 Someone reported here [EMT or Art Thread??] that Joey also told the lie that his dad was a football star at some university that besides being an outright lie, also had nothing to do with the speech at all so it was just a random fantasy he decided to throw out there.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (yikp0)

Ah, that's just Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:24 PM (AiZBA)

Joe saying he has Cancer and three days later, saying he has COVID.
Joe talking about nuclear war and Armageddon?

Media yawns. That's just Joe.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (Z32m1)

165 Seeing photos of Fetidman in a suit to meet Biden made it clear why he chooses instead to wear his teen skater costume instead. Next to his wife, they looked like Kingpin and Doc Ock from that animated Spiderman movie.
Posted by: red speck at October 21, 2022 01:27 PM (gS3OW)

Michael Malice claims his goal is now to see DC looking like Arkham Asylum. Gettin' close Boss!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (xhaym)

166 You like to play spin the drindl?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (Blm/Q)

You mean like this? Oddly, I think this might keep Biden busy and out of trouble for a while, running in circles sniffing wildly.

https://tinyurl.com/38a65ve5

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 21, 2022 01:33 PM (cupoy)

167 Two minutes in, and Steffy is wearing black leather pants, and Nice Bod Brooke is wearing a white top that displays her very nice rack.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2022 01:33 PM (ufFY8)

168 >Joe saying he has Cancer and three days later, saying he has COVID.
Joe talking about nuclear war and Armageddon?

Media yawns. That's just Joe.

don't forget the oily Scranton air

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (geLO8)

169 Someone reported here [EMT or Art Thread??] that Joey also told the lie that his dad was a football star at some university that besides being an outright lie, also had nothing to do with the speech at all so it was just a random fantasy he decided to throw out there.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2022 01:22 PM (yikp0)

Ah, that's just Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

--

He stutters.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (rz+sM)

170 I like the name Gisele, it has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Ghilaine Maxwell at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (fs1hN)

171 Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (w0NJk)

a friend made big bank selling CC real estate the past seven years or so. Now it's the complete opposite...people are in a stampede to leave the city and there's no inventory in Chesco or Delco.

Delco DA Stoltzmeyer even called out his fellow Soros DA Krasner for not keeping crime under control, because the crime is now spilling into the former safety bubble areas of such places as Haverford PA

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (dCxaZ)

172 I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Abe Simpson at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (1dzqn)

173 Gisele is also the title of a ballet by the french composer delibes, best know for the opera lakme (we were discussing the what was it the flower song duet a couple of weeks ago.)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (kFrCu)

174 I'll see your "Mega MAGA Trickle Down", and raise you

"Grandma brownies chocolate chunker wunker bunker's now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks"

https://youtu.be/szofvWm3Zwk

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (uPgE/)

175 Holy cow Fetterman for Halloween is a great idea.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (rz+sM)

176 157 this morning on the way to school, Center City Philadelphia, a 13 year old girl was grabbed stepping off the subway and dragged to 18th and Arch (by the Parkway and museum district) and raped.

last night when I was in town, a delivery guy was circled and violently carjacked by multiple gunweilding maniacs. he was shot and killed. grub hub driver. 8:30pm by the Art Museum.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (w0NJk)

Horrible.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (euHgA)

177
Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming

Do that in Delaware and we'll loose the dogs on you

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (pNxlR)

178 Sounds like Philly is having a spot of criminal trouble. A shame, really.

If only all the people responsible (from the "governing" end) were elected, and could be removed.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (OTzUX)

179 So, is Fetterman Ray Milland or Rosie Grier?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (qPjiw)

180 Dementia Joey and Uncle Festerman together and not an combined IQ of 75 between them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (u4CEu)

181 Delco DA Stoltzmeyer even called out his fellow Soros DA Krasner for not keeping crime under control, because the crime is now spilling into the former safety bubble areas of such places as Haverford PA

it sure as F is

did you hear the report on Krasner - recommending impeachment - comes out Monday

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (w0NJk)

182 Its just one moar act in the Smell The Glove Tour. They inserted a dementia president so why not a gargolye mutant? Obey and you will get the juicey bugs.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 21, 2022 01:31 PM (4eKPg)
++++
Brilliant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (EwScq)

183 Maybe Ron White has the best explanation of Joe's comments --

"I had the right to remain silent, but not the a-bil-i-ty."

not necessarily an exact quote, but close enough

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (JOtiF)

184 that or i just have a thing for Teutonic women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:23 PM (Mkvkw)

The part of Italy that we're from was settled by barbarian hordes at some point so we do have some of the Hun DNA. It's why I get stabby sometimes or more often get sudden urges to smash the shit out of everything
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:25 PM (dCxaZ)

so, how you doin... ?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (Mkvkw)

185 This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:
https://is.gd/1lGrBc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (EwScq)

186 Play spin the Durandal on Pennsylvania avenue during a motorcade? OK. Spin up the A-10s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (Ivdso)

187 175 Holy cow Fetterman for Halloween is a great idea.

too scary

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (w0NJk)

188
Gisele is also the title of a ballet by the french composer delibes, best know for the opera lakme (we were discussing the what was it the flower song duet a couple of weeks ago.)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (kFrCu)

___________

*polite cough*

Adolphe Adam

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (1Nxff)

189 did you hear the report on Krasner - recommending impeachment - comes out Monday

no.

Maybe that's why Delco DA called out his fellow Soros-puppet, he knows something's up?

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (dCxaZ)

190 Was discussing state of things with a gentleman who is several decades my senior, deliveries, availability of construction materials and equipment.

He's seen things, probably end of WWII, if I had to guess, Cuban Missile Crisis, Cold War, Korean and Vietnam wars, domestic assassinations, several economic cycles beyond my own observations.

I asked him as we parted, "Have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"No."

"It's like the whole world has gone crazy." He walks off nodding his head in agreement.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:37 PM (yHsuS)

191 Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (Mkvkw)

oh, sorry you're about 25 years too late. Me old lady now

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 01:37 PM (dCxaZ)

192 no.

Maybe that's why Delco DA called out his fellow Soros-puppet, he knows something's up?

maybe

I'm listening to Giordano now. want to hear Krasner Land today

because I have never heard as much "rumors of crime" as I have the past week

I thought when it got cold it would get better but NOPE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:37 PM (w0NJk)

193 Biden's cowardly lion act is getting old.

"Put em up! Put em up! I'll fight ya both together if you want"

He's like a retarded Mickey Rooney character.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 21, 2022 01:38 PM (sI15f)

194 People vote Party before Candidate. Fetterman has that (D).

Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (oTZbj)

195 He's seen things, probably end of WWII, if I had to guess, Cuban Missile Crisis, Cold War, Korean and Vietnam wars, domestic assassinations, several economic cycles beyond my own observations.

Reminds me of something a Brit said yesterday:

"My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers, and two monarchs. He's four months old."

England is in as bad a shape as we are, its a global crisis of leadership.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (Ivdso)

196 This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:
https://is.gd/1lGrBc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (EwScq)
.........

I like her... uh, sense of humor.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

197 I'm going to give the populace a bit of a pass. Just a bit. 40% on each side pretty much just pull the letter. And there is nothing new about that.

The media always gave the dems an advantage, but that level of advantage seems to have grown substantially in the age of social media. Unless you are looking, you don't know where to find it. Why do you think the left is terrified of a neutral Twitter? Because it changes the info flow. Realize that the dem brand is so damaged with a tailwind of 7-10% from media, they can barely win a national election (probably did steal it) and the red blue country map doesn't see much blue in it. They control huge number of votes in big cities, many of which are failing - NYC, Chicago, Detroit, Philly, LA, SF, etc. And are increasingly irrelevant everywhere else. The GOP advantage in the House could be the largest in over 100 years - and they will lose more seats in 2024.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (xWZcb)

198 don't forget the oily Scranton air
Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 01:34 PM (geLO

Scrantonaire, sounds like a refrigerator that keeps your leftovers perfectly at room temperature.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (/EuRN)

199 Didn’t Adolphe Adam write the Christmas carol O Holy Night?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (qPjiw)

200 Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (zSyrn)

I am! I am!

Posted by: Sloth from The Goonies at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (wBpKf)

201 The guy with the gun was also a felon.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:26 PM (eyxn4)

KC, MO, or KC, KS? Soros DA?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 01:40 PM (Razjt)

202 Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (w0NJk)

That's awful.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 21, 2022 01:40 PM (nxdel)

203
It's like the whole world has gone crazy." He walks off nodding his head in agreement.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:37 PM (yHsuS)

_________

Dis place sho has gone crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 01:40 PM (1Nxff)

204 Valley girl? Some dumb twat on MSNBC said She BLACK black, whatever that's supposed to mean, because she went to Howard. Even though her mother is Tamil and she spent much of her life in Canada. And her father is Jamaican.
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 21, 2022 01:32 PM (dTFZY)

And Kamala's Great-great-granddad was a slave owner.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2022 01:41 PM (Z32m1)

205 Fetterman is such a dickhead that his neck is growing balls.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:41 PM (/EuRN)

206
Didn’t Adolphe Adam write the Christmas carol O Holy Night?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (qPjiw)

_________

Correctamundo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2022 01:41 PM (1Nxff)

207 This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:
https://is.gd/1lGrBc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (EwScq)

Eligible for floundercare.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:41 PM (yHsuS)

208 "Something close to 80M voters preferred this implausible cartoon-character clown over the most effective president they'd seen in their lifetimes.

The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.
Posted by: rhomboid"

There are several million in PA that would vote for Fetterman's lump before they would vote for a sane, responsible l person with sane responsible policies and claim they love science.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (MxEKc)

209 i'd bet a lot of the women who will vote for fetterman will say it's because of dr oz' association with oprah but at least half of the same women watched oprah for years and bought whatever she was selling.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (kFrCu)

210 When the swedish chef is more coherent than your government officials, you might live in a banana republic.

Posted by: Brando at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (MzTW4)

211 So Joe is out there saying the polls are gonna switch back to the dems because they are seeing the good news on the economy....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (bs+z0)

212 WTF? The electoral difference was around 50K votes. Fraud absolutely would have been/was material to that (the official) outcome. Known problems in specific states could easily have accounted for the electoral outcome - but the numbers are pretty small. That's not the point.

"Fraud" did not plausibly produce *millions* of fake votes (if so, let's see the specific reasoning). It did not produce spontaneous public celebrations in many major cities (unprecedented in my lifetime).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:28 PM (OTzUX)

rhomboid, I don't have specific evidence, but we know that there was ballot box stuffing going on in places like CA, WA, OR, etc. plus the manufactured votes in the states necessary to carry him over the line.

that said, I'm NOT taking away from your point that a large portion of the FUSA voted for sponge-brain shit-pants. and that in and of itself is beyond deeply troubling.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (Mkvkw)

213 Scrantonaire, sounds like a refrigerator that keeps your leftovers perfectly at room temperature.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (/EuRN)

So you're telling me now the environmentally conscious choice for a new refrigerator is actually just a cupboard?

Yep. That sounds about right.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (cupoy)

214 @185

>>This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:https://is.gd/1lGrBc

So big, so firm, so fully packed, straining the limits of desire and fabric.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2022 01:43 PM (up/3i)

215 200 Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2022 01:29 PM (zSyrn)

I'm going to go as his neck growth. Probably put pantyhose over my face or something. Hubs is going to wear an oversize hoodie and carry me on his shoulder.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 21, 2022 01:43 PM (sI15f)

216 Nothing will ever top the eye stroke thing a few years back. I so hope we get to see this feeble doddering POS take a header off a stage or walk into the rotor blade of Marine One.

Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2022 01:43 PM (0jZnq)

217 206 Just a little bit of Spanish lingo…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:43 PM (qPjiw)

218 4 What is it with this name “Gisele,” anyway? I had never heard the name until that model chick married Tom Brady. And now Mrs. Lumperman. Where does this name come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022

***
When I was a kid, Sid Caesar on his followup series to Your Show of Shows had a regular cast member named Gisele McKenzie. Dark-haired lady, quite pretty I thought at age 9. I need to look her up on IMDb.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

219 I fully expect Biden to have an epic meltdown. Some hapless news bimbo will press him too hard about ice cream.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 21, 2022 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

220 England is in as bad a shape as we are, its a global crisis of leadership.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2022 01:39 PM (Ivdso)
==
I'm enjoying WEF acolytes failing miserably the world over. I will be overjoyed when the starving freezing populace of Europe crashes the next meeting and hangs all those bastards off the top of some alp.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2022 01:44 PM (xWZcb)

221 She was 15, man! Come on!

Posted by: FJB at October 21, 2022 01:45 PM (3Or4S)

222 he has a lump on his neck? i couldn't eat the oatmeal if it had lumps, my mother put raisins in my oatmeal but i knew the difference. here, drink this, it won't make you sleepy.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (kFrCu)

223 There was a TV commercial attacking Oz for his "kook remedies", and they splashed the names of the supposed kookery across the screen as the commercial ran... and I was like, "... that's all the GOOD stuff he was pushing!" Even when they try to cut an attack ad with low hanging fruit, they shit the bed in the guest room.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (/EuRN)

224 Shutting down the vote counting in 5 different states, at literally the same time, while DJT is ahead, only to have the count resume hours later, with Biden winning.
Nothing suspicious about that at all. Nope.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (jTmQV)

225 Missed the apropos thread, but this thought should be a part of every post...

Every right wing person being elected in November must be reminded that there is no "working together" or handshakes across the aisle this time. The theme for 2023 needs to be unfaltering punishment, widespread investigations, mass democrat bankruptcies and unending persecution. Not just politicians, but staff from the highest to lowest level. Subpoena everyone from chiefs of staff to interns with the intent to catch them in a perjury trap. Let their families move under a bridge after double mortgaging their homes to pay their legal bills. Use the U.S. treasury to pay for our legal efforts against democrat lawyers. Bring election law actions against Soros and Zuckerberg. Drag democrats off planes and put them in leg chains. Use this opportunity to teach the left that shit goes both ways.

Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (/BlEx)

226 Etymology per Wiktionary:

From Old French, shortened from Germanic compound names beginning with gisil (“pledge”, from Proto-Germanic *gīslaz (“pledge, hostage”.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (EwScq)

227 Wow, 15 whole candidates have consented to be seen with The Turnip in an election cycle that looks like tough sledding for his party. What a vote of confidence.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (ppBhU)

228 Pretty clear to me that after Red Armageddon, Joe Biden is going to be cast aside like a used condom, and the Democrats Media Machine is going to switch to The Racist Republicans Won't Give Our First Black Female President the Honeymoon She is Entitled To narrative

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)

229 Who's going as Fetterman for Halloween?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming

Do that in Delaware and we'll loose the dogs on you
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2022 01:35 PM (pNxlR)

Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (AiZBA)

230 Amon Brown is on now with Dom and he's now saying probably nothing will happen to Krasner

and krasner will NOT quit

and Wolf won't make him

Philly is screwed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (w0NJk)

231 Okay, I looked up Gisele MacKenzie. She worked with Sid Caesar in about 1963, and with Jack Benny and George Gobel on other shows. She was a singer on Your Hit Parade too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (J2vNu)

232 It's so stupid that the Dems keep thinking "MAGA" is an insult.

They think it is a clever shorthand-- that everyone gets-- for every evil under the Sun: racism, sexism, white supremacy, insurrection, Mondays, etc.

But then, they only watch the CNN, so they have no idea what they don't know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (cFeZJ)

233 I do love Jeff Dunham shows

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

234 BIDEN: "Over a billion, 200, a trillion, 200 billion dollars!"

We’re talking expodential numbers here. C’mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (3th/7)

235 So you're telling me now the environmentally conscious choice for a new refrigerator is actually just a cupboard?

Yep. That sounds about right.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 21, 2022 01:42 PM (cupoy)

and the leftists won't be as smart as the original colonists were and use a screen to keep the flies away from the food...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (Mkvkw)

236 #212

Crowder verified that empty lots in Nevada voted in 2020.

There were many many trucks they used. They're going to use them again.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (Y274z)

237 And on another Ps note, I am a passenger going down route 611 in PA. A few more Oz signs than Fetterman signs, but a whole lot of " Choice is on the ballot. Vote Democrat"
Well, when you have nothing to run on...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2022 01:48 PM (K2Cvh)

238 Gisèle MacKenzie was a Canadian-American singer, actress, and commercial spokesperson, best known for her performances on the US television program Your Hit Parade. (from wikipedia)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 01:48 PM (kFrCu)

239 Comments:
am beginning to like Joe.

He's funny like haha not funny queer and he has that lost routine down pat.

Such comedic timing hasn't been seen since Harold Lloyd in "Safety Last!".

Go Joe Go!

-----

Apropos of nothing, I am always impressed that that movie "safety last" was filmed with h no safety nets and with Harold doing all the stunts himself.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 21, 2022 01:48 PM (0uQp2)

240 219 I fully expect Biden to have an epic meltdown. Some hapless news bimbo will press him too hard about ice cream.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 21, 2022 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

There were twenty-one varieties! Twenty-one, man! COUNT THEM, KID!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:48 PM (/EuRN)

241 If I were doing Halloween, I'd go as Sexy Fetterman. Him + French maid's outfit. Matching outfit for my neck carbuncle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 01:48 PM (ppBhU)

242 This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:
https://is.gd/1lGrBc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (EwScq)

What's that Lassie? Timmy is stuck in the well and can't climb out? Hold my beer and watch this shit!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2022 01:49 PM (Wy1BU)

243 off, old hash I.D. sock

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 01:49 PM (yikp0)

244 I fully expect Biden to have an epic meltdown. Some hapless news bimbo will press him too hard about ice cream.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 21, 2022 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

There were twenty-one varieties! Twenty-one, man! COUNT THEM, KID!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:48 PM (/EuRN)

you'd think sponge brain would remember baskin-robin...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:49 PM (Mkvkw)

245 A frustrated working man describes in appropriately salty language how nobody has a work ethic anymore.

https://bit.ly/3MRO0h6

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:49 PM (eyxn4)

246 I asked him as we parted, "Have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"No."

It has historical flavorings of some monumental events gone by, but the global insanity pandemic is leaving a lot of folks in a state of bewilderment.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (Xrfse)

247 They don't seem concerned, he is out making a fool of himself every day.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (yezA1)

248 #235
Flies were bad during the Continental Congress Days. Horses. No screens. Windows open. Made meetings miserable in summer especially

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (Y274z)

249 But then, they only watch the CNN, so they have no idea what they don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (cFeZJ)

Eh, I do the same thing with "Marxist", so i'm not gonna huck too many rocks inside that particular glass house.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (/EuRN)

250 I don't think it's a tumor.. I think it's rolls of fat

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (bs+z0)

251 What’s Fetterman going as for Halloween?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (qPjiw)

252 185 This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:
https://is.gd/1lGrBc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (EwScq)

Wow, those proportions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

253 Biden -- more black votes than Obama. No problem. He even got Corn Pop's vote.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 01:51 PM (yikp0)

254 Flies were bad during the Continental Congress Days. Horses. No screens. Windows open. Made meetings miserable in summer especially
Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (Y274z)

Hence all the alcohol.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:51 PM (AiZBA)

255 Part of the steal was to make sure Trump could not claim he won the popular vote. So in the mail in voting states the numbers were pushed, because no one was paying any attention there. I have seen plausible estimates of upward of 5 million extra ballots flooding the system. All for FJB. And we know there was easily 500,000 to 1,000,000 suspect ballots in the swing states.

So initially I thought the popular vote complaints were just people crying. I no longer think that. There was a huge, coordinated activity that Time magazine only hinted at. And the DOJ is meddling in those swing states again, poll worker threats, or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2022 01:51 PM (xWZcb)

256 Shutting down the vote counting in 5 different states, at literally the same time, while DJT is ahead, only to have the count resume hours later, with Biden winning.
Nothing suspicious about that at all. Nope.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (jTmQV)

For the unknownth time. They wargamed that. They telegraphed that. They gave it a cutesie name, "Red Mirage." They did what they said would do. Then they wrote a self-congratulatory piece about it in Time or Newsweek or whatever.

They are laughing at people still coming to grips with it or discussing it as anything other than some proven aspect of history.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:51 PM (yHsuS)

257 What’s Fetterman going as for Halloween?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (qPjiw)
++++
A senate candidate

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (EwScq)

258 Ace, White House dot gov, posted October 14, 2022:

Remarks By President Biden at a Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Reception Home
Briefing Room, Speeches and Remarks
Private Residence
Los Angeles, California
(October 13, 2022)

It's a shame, too.

Posted by: Lola at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (NIYa7)

259 @252

>>Wow, those proportions

It almost looks like its shot with a fish eye lens.

Wow indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (up/3i)

260 257 What’s Fetterman going as for Halloween?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (qPjiw)
++++
A senate candidate
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (EwScq)

Heyo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (/EuRN)

261 The Retarded Hunchback of Pennsylvania.

Everyone knows who that is.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (Y274z)

262 Use this opportunity to teach the left that shit goes both ways.

Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (/BlEx)

All we can offer is this sternly worded letter.

Posted by: GOPe Pawn Stars at October 21, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)

263 John "Lumpy" Fetterman is the first Ferengi American to run for office, any who are opposed are specieiest...

Posted by: Ozagel Kazanak at October 21, 2022 01:53 PM (FjlUt)

264 Is this a thing?

It seems like it should be a thing.

https://instapundit.com/549427/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 01:53 PM (uLr+K)

265 Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (AiZBA)

The Thing is closer.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)

266 re 206: "Didn’t Adolphe Adam write the Christmas carol O Holy Night?"

and in romanian it's 'sfante nuapte'.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (kFrCu)

267 Should the headline read "Fetterwomanesque"?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (53oGX)

268 The Retarded Hunchback of Pennsylvania.

Everyone knows who that is.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:52 PM (Y274z)

No, but his face rings a bell

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (OgrpQ)

269 Flies were bad during the Continental Congress Days. Horses. No screens. Windows open. Made meetings miserable in summer especially
Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (Y274z)

I hope the next conservative president mandates that DC go back to standard, in the name of climate change. the federal govt wants to regulate carbon, they can start by becoming actually zero emission, stop using electricity to heat and cool those big old building. natural air movement should be sufficient...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (Mkvkw)

270 You know who I blame more than Biden? The fucking cretins who elected him.

They are not my countrymen.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (eqk2H)

271 "Mr. President, I understand that you sniffed a young girl's hair yesterday?"

There were fifteen! Count them kids!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (zSyrn)

272 I said on the last thread, Jennifer Dorow reminds me of Veronica Hamel.
Posted by: m at October 21, 2022

***
Dead on!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

273 The problem is the populace, not the absurdly unfit and destructive political class.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2022 01:10 PM
---

You can thank the Education/Entertainment complex for that. Need more deltas.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (gRpfn)

274 If dinosaurs could play slide guitar . . .

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-f9bpMpddA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (FVME7)

275 I could settle for Ferengi candidates, I think. The Rules of Acquisition gotta be a healthier governing ethos than Just Keep Printing Money + Everyone Is Trans.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (ppBhU)

276 FJB is going to be told he is done and isn't running in 2024, or else Hunter is going up for a long time. It's getting queued up.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (xWZcb)

277 These are the days that try Men's blood pressure.
-Shit that Thomas Paine WOULD have said

Although the original works just as well. We are all on trial every day of our life. And our Judge is not the DC circuit court.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (CwQXo)

278 Crowder verified that empty lots in Nevada voted in 2020.

There were many many trucks they used. They're going to use them again.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (Y274z)

Make tires flat again.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (yHsuS)

279 John "Lumpy" Fetterman is the first Ferengi American to run for office, any who are opposed are specieiest...
Posted by: Ozagel Kazanak at October 21, 2022

***
I shudder to think about his take on the Rules of Acquisition. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

280 Waiting for the other shoe to drop is no longer an idiomatic musing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (Xrfse)

281 Lumpy and Dumpy

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (zJxYD)

282 get pitifully lost like an old man in a Walmart parking lot after having picked up his medicine:

Hey now

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (HMNhg)

283 250 I don't think it's a tumor.. I think it's rolls of fat

Adipose of nothing...

Posted by: Brando at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (MzTW4)

284 If I were a reporter, i'd be sure to ask Shitpants what his favorite thing about banging twenty three year olds is....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (/EuRN)

285 Uncle Festerman and his lovely wife Morticia!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (ZMPCu)

286
Every right wing person being elected in November must be reminded that there is no "working together" or handshakes across the aisle this time. The theme for 2023 needs to be unfaltering punishment, widespread investigations, mass democrat bankruptcies and unending persecution. Not just politicians, but staff from the highest to lowest level. Subpoena everyone from chiefs of staff to interns with the intent to catch them in a perjury trap. Let their families move under a bridge after double mortgaging their homes to pay their legal bills. Use the U.S. treasury to pay for our legal efforts against democrat lawyers. Bring election law actions against Soros and Zuckerberg. Drag democrats off planes and put them in leg chains. Use this opportunity to teach the left that shit goes both ways.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2022 01:46 PM (/BlEx)

That's not who we are

Posted by: GOPe at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

287 Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #367: A retard for President is good for business.

Posted by: Quark's Ice Cream Shoppe at October 21, 2022 01:57 PM (yikp0)

288 Just had a neighbor of my MiL enter into conversation in the back alley.

To paraphrase....

If Wes Moore becomes governor, we're out of here. And that damn Covid vaccine for school? Yeh, we're gone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 01:57 PM (uLr+K)

289 270 You know who I blame more than Biden? The fucking cretins who elected him.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (eqk2H)

All 81 million of them?

Posted by: espinostifer at October 21, 2022 01:57 PM (1Cyit)

290 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

I get that setting up backups can be somewhat annoying, but seriously people. Google Drive, Microsoft OneDrive, Amazon Cloud Drive are all dead simple. Hell, even emailing it to yourself is better than nothing.

https://bit.ly/3gv80tR

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:58 PM (eyxn4)

291 If I were a reporter, i'd be sure to ask Shitpants what his favorite thing about banging twenty three year olds is....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (/EuRN)

"Twenty? Look fat, I banged FIFTY three year-olds"

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2022 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)

292 If Wes Moore becomes governor, we're out of here. And that damn Covid vaccine for school? Yeh, we're gone.

I'm hearing this - not Moore but Shapiro - parents here are not having that shot for their kids

this has people really up in arms

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 01:58 PM (w0NJk)

293 This part of PA seems to have a lot of enthusiasm for R Brian Fitzpatrick. At least there are a lot of his signs and one saying police and fireman and the humane society (?) endorsed him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (K2Cvh)

294 283 250 I don't think it's a tumor.. I think it's rolls of fat

Adipose of nothing...
Posted by: Brando at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (MzTW4)

What do they call the fatty masses dogs can develop? Lipomass? Liposomethingorother?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (CwQXo)

295 healthier governing ethos than Just Keep Printing Money + Everyone Is Trans.
------------------
Rule of Acquisition #631: A retard for President is bad for business.

Posted by: Quark's Ice Cream Shoppe at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (yikp0)

296 He also said that his Grandfather Ambrose Finnegan was All-American at Santa Clara college in PA. He played football but was not an All-American. This liar has to lie about the smallest things - I think they call it delusions of grandeur. He is so inadequate as a human being all his life that in everything that he says, he always has to embellish with the truth often being the opposite.

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (oiNtH)

297 And, despite my M.O. here, I am NOT being hyperbolic ...
Posted by: ShainS

Agree and then some. Biggest landslide in history, if the truth were told. All 50 states.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (YJwUM)

298 You know who I blame more than Biden? The fucking cretins who elected him.

Yep, I can't stand to even be in the same room with someone I know voted for him. Not sure I could control myself.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (nxdel)

299 Flies were bad during the Continental Congress Days. Horses. No screens. Windows open. Made meetings miserable in summer especially
__________

That's definitely some Originalism I can get behind.
HB1-No AC and No Screens for Federal Officials Act

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (fs1hN)

300 293 This part of PA seems to have a lot of enthusiasm for R Brian Fitzpatrick. At least there are a lot of his signs and one saying police and fireman and the humane society (?) endorsed him.

he's SUCH an asshole tho

you would not believe so RINO my God

makes Toomey look good

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (w0NJk)

301 I expect the '24 Dem nominee to get nearly a billion votes

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

302 289 270 You know who I blame more than Biden? The fucking cretins who elected him.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 01:54 PM (eqk2H)

All 81 million of them?
Posted by: espinostifer at October 21, 2022 01:57 PM (1Cyit)

I blame his wife.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (euHgA)

303 They don't seem concerned, he is out making a fool of himself every day.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (yezA1)

---------

The humiliation is part of the kink.

[Might as well put that in my nic since I say it nearly daily ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (HRgnk)

304 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

I get that setting up backups can be somewhat annoying, but seriously people. Google Drive, Microsoft OneDrive, Amazon Cloud Drive are all dead simple. Hell, even emailing it to yourself is better than nothing.

https://bit.ly/3gv80tR

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:58 PM (eyxn4)

That's what, less than about a gig of data? A USB thumbdrive would make a more suitable backup than no backup.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (yHsuS)

305 Remember when W would make some minor verbal flub and it would be headlines for days?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (2efzS)

306 296 He also said that his Grandfather Ambrose Finnegan was All-American at Santa Clara college in PA. He played football but was not an All-American. This liar has to lie about the smallest things - I think they call it delusions of grandeur. He is so inadequate as a human being all his life that in everything that he says, he always has to embellish with the truth often being the opposite.

he's a "topper"

they are always assh-les

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (w0NJk)

307 We are all on trial every day of our life. And our Judge is not the DC circuit court.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (CwQXo)

I've thought for a while now that life is a test. And I humbly think that I've been a passing student so far - a D+ or C- student - but passing nonetheless. I pray daily for guidance in these troubling times, that I don't flunk the final exam.

I truly do.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (eqk2H)

308 A frustrated working man describes in appropriately salty language how nobody has a work ethic anymore.

Just wow.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (Xrfse)

309 Rule of Acquisition #631: A retard for President is bad for business.
Posted by: Quark's Ice Cream Shoppe at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (yikp0)

Rule 631.A "Except when there is a war in Ukraine."

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (AiZBA)

310 First Ferengi president is good for business. He wrote the book The Art of the Aquisition.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (44ww/)

311 I get that setting up backups can be somewhat annoying, but seriously people. Google Drive, Microsoft OneDrive, Amazon Cloud Drive are all dead simple. Hell, even emailing it to yourself is better than nothing.

https://bit.ly/3gv80tR
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:58 PM (eyxn4)

Never, ever trust the "cloud". Put the important shit on a memory stick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (Razjt)

312 "What do they call the fatty masses dogs can develop? Lipomass? Liposomethingorother?"

A fetterman?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (uLr+K)

313 301 I expect the '24 Dem nominee to get nearly a billion votes
Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO

You mock, but I have always wondered when some commie fuck was going to make the argument that since the US was so powerful worldwide, the world should have a choice as far as the president goes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (CwQXo)

314 Rich Lowry writes for Politico now? Hit piece disguised as praise, but essentially labeling Kari Lake a charismatic kook? Just wanted to record my "fuck you and fuck off" to him somewhere, for posterity's sake.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (7FApb)

315 It's not a Toomey.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (yikp0)

316 294 283 250 I don't think it's a tumor.. I think it's rolls of fat

Adipose of nothing...
Posted by: Brando at October 21, 2022 01:56 PM (MzTW4)

What do they call the fatty masses dogs can develop? Lipomass? Liposomethingorother?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (CwQXo)

A lipoma.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:02 PM (euHgA)

317 304 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

--- snip ---

That's what, less than about a gig of data? A USB thumbdrive would make a more suitable backup than no backup.

of course, a convenient place to keep your backup thumbdrive when you're out gallivanting is in your laptop bag.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 21, 2022 02:02 PM (oY6Yp)

318 Joe Biden, Sr. kinda looks like quasi-evil Dick Cheney with pencil mustache

https://tinyurl.com/2bjxrjd3

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:02 PM (geLO8)

319 He also said that his Grandfather Ambrose Finnegan was All-American at Santa

Ambrose Finnegan sounds like a name from Celtic myth.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 21, 2022 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

320 A frustrated working man describes in appropriately salty language how nobody has a work ethic anymore.

https://bit.ly/3MRO0h6
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:49 PM (eyxn4)

Man, I feel the same way. We have so many people that just don't show up. It's terrible. I have hired people for the wage they ask for, and they don't show up the first day. I pay for Health Insurance and 401k vacation.
It sucks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

321 Never, ever trust the "cloud". Put the important shit on a memory stick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (Razjt)

And never trust Google

Posted by: espinostifer at October 21, 2022 02:03 PM (1Cyit)

322 The mediocre Northern Turducken dictates that Canadians can no longer buy, sell, or transfer handguns.

https://bit.ly/3DiVIxB

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 02:03 PM (eyxn4)

323 Crazy ass tank sim. (You may have to build a few extra rooms onto your house, though.)

https://youtu.be/AcQifPHcMLE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (FVME7)

324 FJB is going to be told he is done and isn't running in 2024, or else Hunter is going up for a long time. It's getting queued up.
Posted by: Black JEM

I wouldn't rule out a fatal "overdose" for Hunter. So easy to do and I think the FBI must be pretty good at it by now. So tragic that FJB can't run again as he will be in mourning. This scenario solves several problems.

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

325 313 301 I expect the '24 Dem nominee to get nearly a billion votes
Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO

You forget that the Supreme Court said that Texas had no standing to sue Pennsylvania over their vote count. Therefore, any state could toss in a couple of billion votes and there'd be nothing anyone could do about it.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (zSyrn)

326 I'm sure this has already been discussed, but the stock market is skyrocketing because the Fed has started to indicate pivoting on interest rates after everyone was 100% certain they wouldn't after the CPI came out. Well, not everyone, since I predicted they would pivot based on political pressure. So here we are.

Inflation isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (QYPq3)

327 Yep, I can't stand to even be in the same room with someone I know voted for him. Not sure I could control myself.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 21, 2022 01:59 PM (nxdel)

Exactly. I don't trust myself one bit.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (eqk2H)

328 317 304 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

Time Machine is worthwhile (if you're on a Mac)

auto backups to your Airport (or other external drive) every day (or however often you schedule)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (w0NJk)

329 also that rough pebbly material on dogs' noses? Dogahyde

Posted by: DB at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (geLO8)

330 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 01:58 PM (eyxn4)
++++
Of her manuscript, maybe. I am sure her producer or label has a copy of the tracks. The bigger problem on that front will be somebody leaking the new album.

Back up your data so you can get it back and encrypt your drives to prevent data from being stolen if the machine is lost or stolen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (EwScq)

331 A lipoma is a slow-growing, fatty lump that's most often situated between your skin and the underlying muscle layer. A lipoma, which feels doughy and usually isn't tender, moves readily with slight finger pressure. Lipomas are usually detected in middle age. Some people have more than one lipoma.

https://tinyurl.com/5n867bd9

Mayo Clinic

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (euHgA)

332 > TBF, he was told there'd be no math in that speech.
Posted by: ShainS -- Now Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 21, 2022 01:09 PM (K3TEc)

Yeah, but Joe is at a stage where he thinks "bilion" is a color, not a number.

Posted by: Barry McGuire at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (bW8dp)

333 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

*

BS promotion.

SHE didn't have a backup. The recording studio had three.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (rz+sM)

334 Wow, those proportions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

Yeah, I'd have one of those busses with 20 kid stickers across the back window.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (yHsuS)

335 You mock, but I have always wondered when some commie fuck was going to make the argument that since the US was so powerful worldwide, the world should have a choice as far as the president goes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (CwQXo)

didn't they do that with shit midas?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (Mkvkw)

336 Inflation isn't going anywhere.

of course not

the govt LOVES it. they NEED it

inflation helps them with our massive debt

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (w0NJk)

337 I've thought for a while now that life is a test. And I humbly think that I've been a passing student so far - a D+ or C- student - but passing nonetheless. I pray daily for guidance in these troubling times, that I don't flunk the final exam.

I truly do.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (eqk2H)

I keep thinking the J6 shit is something that a professor is asking me and staring at me over his glasses and repeating: 'What should you do, Mr. Aetius? 'Um' is not an answer.'

It's worse when I imagine my grandfathers asking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (CwQXo)

338 I think I went fishing off Lana Del Ray once.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (FVME7)

339 Remember when W would make some minor verbal flub and it would be headlines for days?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 21, 2022 02:00 PM (2efzS)

Old & BUSTED---"HAHA Bush mispronounced NUCLEAR! HAHA!
New---"Don't worry if there's a Nuclear Bomb dropped somewhere soon..."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (mR6Gs)

340 OT: If you are in NoVa, apparently Aldi's is clearancing out a lot of stuff. Why - some holiday, some probably no longer stocking, some probably shrinking package, some not selling, etc - something. Either way, good deals on real food (like cheese slices, rotisserie pork, tea, etc) and crap for kids...but they are going fast...

Posted by: Nova local at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (exHjb)

341 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

any nudes ? asking for a friend. hahahhaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (M+Lyo)

342 Nood superfoods!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 21, 2022 02:06 PM (eYoxG)

343 of course not

the govt LOVES it. they NEED it

inflation helps them with our massive debt
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (w0NJk)
++++
To a point. Uncontrolled, it will continue to get out of hand until people can't do commerce and privation spreads like wildfire. Then you get revolutionary conditions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (EwScq)

344 314 Rich Lowry writes for Politico now? Hit piece disguised as praise, but essentially labeling Kari Lake a charismatic kook? Just wanted to record my "fuck you and fuck off" to him somewhere, for posterity's sake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 21, 2022 02:01 PM (7FApb)

Noted and seconded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (CwQXo)

345 So anybody think Uncle Fester is going to debate Oz next week?

Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (G0vdT)

346 252 185 This busty bikini brunette is just bemused at all of this:
https://is.gd/1lGrBc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 01:36 PM (EwScq)

Her birthed infants are going to be deliriously happy.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (BdMk6)

347 FJB is going to be told he is done and isn't running in 2024, or else Hunter is going up for a long time. It's getting queued up.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2022 01:55 PM (xWZcb)

I'm not sure Biden won't be renominated. I think it's possible the left is ok with losing in '24, especially if Trump is nominated again too. They likely fear DeSantis in ways they don't fear trump, and would hope their best chance is to screw trump again with all the investigations and whatnot.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (YV6PJ)

348 Lana Del Ray left a laptop in her car and it got stolen. Her new album was on the drive as well as 200 pages of manuscript. She didn't have a backup.

*

BS promotion.

I agree. There are copies.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (mR6Gs)

349 You mock, but I have always wondered when some commie fuck was going to make the argument that since the US was so powerful worldwide, the world should have a choice as far as the president goes.

Does that mean we get to vote in Ukraine's election on account of funding that shithole, or nah?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (ppBhU)

350 > Flies were bad during the Continental Congress Days.

I believe there was an active smallpox outbreak in Philadelphia while they were debating the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Barry McGuire at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (bW8dp)

351 We should negotiate and they can be 1/2 nazi and we can be 1/2 free.

We already done that, several times. Now our freedoms have a negative value.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (C/I56)

352 I saw Lipoma open for Slipknot at The Gas Lamp in '96.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2022 02:08 PM (44ww/)

353 I'm not sure Biden won't be renominated. I think it's possible the left is ok with losing in '24, especially if Trump is nominated again too. They likely fear DeSantis in ways they don't fear trump, and would hope their best chance is to screw trump again with all the investigations and whatnot.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2022 02:07 PM (YV6PJ)

I commented a little earlier that Biden would be dumped after the midterms, but now I'm wondering---Is there a chance that the Democrats could dump Biden and install Kamala BEFORE the midterms to jazz up turnout??

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)

354 nood

Posted by: m at October 21, 2022 02:09 PM (euHgA)

355 Wow, those proportions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 21, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

Yeah, I'd have one of those busses with 20 kid stickers across the back window.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 21, 2022 02:05 PM (yHsuS)

there'd be so many stickers the neighbors would say i couldn't even pullout of the driveway...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2022 02:10 PM (Mkvkw)

356 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2022 01:47 PM (cFeZJ)

there's a billboard on I-95 in Philadelphia that shows a 60-ish female claiming she's a lifelong Republican but will vote Demorat this yr because she's for "Law and Order"...with an image of the J6 protest behind her.

This in a metro that now has the city crime spilling over into the leafy suburbs. Note to silly demorats:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT J6 except maybe Joy Behar

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (dCxaZ)

357 > Never, ever trust the "cloud". Put the important shit on a memory stick.

What do you mean by "trust?"

Do I trust them not to scan my documents? No. Do I trust them not to hand over documents to LEOs? No. Do I trust them to retain a copy of my files? Sure. Don't you?

Cloud drives run by Google, Amazon, and Microsoft have great uptime with no data corruption.

I'm not putting anything terribly interesting up there. My resume, shared shopping lists, Sunday school lessons, things like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (eyxn4)

358 Mega MAGA Trickle Down sounds as alliterative as the old classic comic book names. Reed Richards. Peter Parker. Lois Lane.

It can't be a person's name, so it's got to be some fiendishly powerful ultimate super power attack.

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (qm1fz)

359 Of her manuscript, maybe. I am sure her producer or label has a copy of the tracks. The bigger problem on that front will be somebody leaking the new album.

Back up your data so you can get it back and encrypt your drives to prevent data from being stolen if the machine is lost or stolen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2022 02:04 PM (EwScq)

Given that I have never heard any of her music, I sure won't be seeking out pirated copies of her new album.

Look. If you must tote around a laptop, get an older model, and load it up with Linux Mint, and the bare minimum of (free) software that you need to do your work. Back up your crucial data and emails to memory sticks carried separately. If thieves steal the laptop, basically they get nothing. In the unlikely event that a virus bricks your machine, just do a fresh install of Linux. One of those separately-carried thumb drives should be a bootable loader for Mint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (Razjt)

360 A lipoma.
Posted by: m a

My yellow lab Bella has one on the top of her head. They tested this to make sure and it was benign. Vet said, hell, she's 13 and to put her under anesthesia to remove it for aesthetic reasons would be too dangerous and I agreed. She wears it with pride!

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2022 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

361 Every right wing person being elected in November must be reminded that there is no "working together"
____________

Sen. Elect G. Griffin Grifty (R-HL) "I look forward to working across the aisle to get things done"

Every R that voted for Grifty - "Oh f*k"
Every D that voted against Grifty - "Pshew, dodged a bullet there, we're good!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2022 02:14 PM (fs1hN)

362

Who cares? 40% of the voting population are going to mindlessly ink in the circle for every single D on the ballot utterly regardless of who they are what they do what they say etc. Because they're Democrat and that's what they're told to do.

That brings the margin of steal down to something easily managed.

They literally stole the presidential election of 2020. You think they can't manage bi-elections, and everything going forward?

Red Wave. Sure. Legit ballots, sure.

Reported ballots, hahaha.

Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at October 21, 2022 02:15 PM (8E/ev)

363 Do I trust them not to scan my documents? No. Do I trust them not to hand over documents to LEOs? No. Do I trust them to retain a copy of my files? Sure. Don't you?

Cloud drives run by Google, Amazon, and Microsoft have great uptime with no data corruption.

I'm not putting anything terribly interesting up there. My resume, shared shopping lists, Sunday school lessons, things like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2022 02:11 PM (eyxn4)

Oh, the Cloud might retain a copy of my files. But will I be able to access it? What if I get unpersoned by Big Tech? Or my local ISP goes down, just when I really need something ASAP? Or I am on the road someplace with no internet access? Or there is a Carrington Event?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2022 02:16 PM (Razjt)

364 @171. Plenty of inventory again in Delco (and prices are falling). It was a stampede out for several months between the peaceful protests and tax reevaluation.

Jack is no hero. Take a look at the prison justice program, lack of juvenile detention, rampant drug usage, hired consultants now representing some very rough individuals, etc. The last 6 years in Delco have been miserable.

It's cunning because it's placing land towards the west under conservation like crazy. And now it plans to build a river walk, office buildings, etc. on the East side of Chester, Pa, towards the refineries and Claymont, DE. What stands in the way? Some unsavory residents and city visitors best not pushed out of the city and into any other local town for starters. (Ergo there's a federal task force that Jack requested).

Haverford is on the border of Upper Darby, I believe. The crime there has been a problematic and worsening but, again, people from all over the world are routinely routed there but then 'bleed' south and center Delco. Now if they drift north in any number, that can't be permitted. The town is too wealthy & schools too precious for such nonsence.

Posted by: Lola at October 21, 2022 02:25 PM (NIYa7)

365 Doing great guys take it on the road.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 21, 2022 02:28 PM (Ez2S/)

366 Joe Biden, our first Irish President

Posted by: jeff at October 21, 2022 02:30 PM (pvt9V)

367 Stephen Moore
@StephenMoore

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The Congressional Budget Office projected 2% inflation under Joe Biden.

Instead of 2% inflation, Americans got 8%.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:46 PM (NpAcC)

368 Crickets will help solve the baby formula shortage.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2022 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

369 The 15 campaign events was a staged question. NippleFuhrer had his number prepared.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 21, 2022 04:02 PM (Ndje9)

370 Leaky Joe said straight up she was the candidate.

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