Houndoween Cafe

Guys, the Westminster Dog Show is so haunted they have a category for ghost dogs now.

Wolves.

Really crazy skateboard jumps.

Dog really wants that ice cream. Watch his tongue. He's sympathy-eating.

Apparently Switzerland.

This is going to a lot of trouble to play a three second prank on a dumb cat.

Wild horses of Mongolia.

When the guard dogs see through your lame disguise.

Super-Dog.

One cat costume, for fairness.

Very scary.💞😂😂#Halloween pic.twitter.com/wC6kLYuXFK
— Figen... (@TheFigen_) October 20, 2022

Be a Dog Pumpkin Ghost for Halloween pic.twitter.com/UUxM60yinx
— Hollywood Cheugy 🍿🪦🍂 (@HollywoodCheugy) October 20, 2022

At Etsy.

Spooky! pic.twitter.com/ZfYumHB8Qz
— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) October 20, 2022

Also at Etsy.

The Bark Night pic.twitter.com/Ueox2X91NW
— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) October 17, 2022

When dogs get Halloween costumes to dress up as another species. pic.twitter.com/3AlOYPmvdy
— B&S (@____B_S____) October 20, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:29 PM

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1 Yo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:28 PM (6VKyY)

2 Ha. Love the Bark Knight

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:29 PM (6VKyY)

3 Dogs are God's gift to man.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:31 PM (Lzpvj)

4 and costuming your canine is abuse....

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:31 PM (Lzpvj)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2022 07:32 PM (T4tVD)

6 That prank on the cat is dumb.

What did you expect the cat would do when you ate fake poop?

Clap?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:32 PM (6VKyY)

7 Hmmm, you can really tell the Mome is going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:33 PM (dNqv+)

8 Damn Golden puppies are so adorable

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2022 07:33 PM (M+Lyo)

9 Used to be Parents dressed up their Kids for Halloween...

I guess the move to equate Pets, with Children... continues.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

10 Don't leave the chocolate cat litter box out if you have a dog. Chocolate is toxic for dogs, and dogs love to eat out of the litter box.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 20, 2022 07:34 PM (24fqN)

11 Just grilled up some chicken thighs. I was going to do it after cocktails but it's too dang cold.
Once that sun goes down and fog rolls in, brr.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 20, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

12 >>> three second prank on a dumb cat.

So worth it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 07:35 PM (yHsuS)

13 Amy Barrett denies request to block Biden student loan giveaway. Because of course she did.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (1SZTl)

14 Dogs are God's gift to man.

Rescue doggehs are great doggehs and my rescue doggehs are the best doggehs.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (tBR6g)

15
Guys, the Westminster Dog Show is so haunted they have a category for ghost dogs now.

___________

Nice editing there. Tells you something about handling. Don't be obtrusive, let the dog tell its own story.

Unfortunately, 25 years of observation have told me a good many handlers have no idea how to show their dog to its best advantage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (1Nxff)

16 and costuming your canine is abuse....
Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:31 PM (Lzpvj)
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Nah. I only do it on Halloween and my dog loves all the attention he gets.

He's a Golden Retriever and in fact, I got him the mailman costume that's up above for this year.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (3ImbR)

17 I think there have been 3 straight threads which no one nooded until very late.

For shame, horde!

Posted by: Eeyore at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (TgBWG)

18 9 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

I made a joke about the 70s fecundity reliant on cocaine, tube tops, and leisure suits was superior to the current model...

pets as kids is part of that.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (Lzpvj)

19 The RC car at the dog park rocked. Bravo!

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (glGDV)

20 17 I think there have been 3 straight threads which no one nooded until very late.

For shame, horde!
Posted by: Eeyore at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (TgBWG

I nooded! I nooded so hard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:38 PM (6VKyY)

21 16 Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (3ImbR)

I am not being hateful, I guess the people who do it constantly especially in warm climates bothers me.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:38 PM (Lzpvj)

22 I think there have been 3 straight threads which no one nooded until very late.

For shame, horde!

Posted by: Eeyore at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (TgBWG)

We're married.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 07:38 PM (yHsuS)

23 14 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (tBR6g)

Quite....

I believe God allowed me to have my son because he respected the work I did with my lab/chow...that dog was stupid loyal but dumb.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)

24 Pandas... or ewoks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 07:41 PM (Ivdso)

25 I made a joke about the 70s fecundity reliant on cocaine, tube tops, and leisure suits was superior to the current model...

pets as kids is part of that.
Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (Lzpvj)

I can think of worse things.

https://tinyurl.com/4cwsp26r

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:41 PM (dNqv+)

26 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 07:41 PM (xhxe8)

27 "Great news everyone!" the jury came back for Spacey it turns out love is love and so is sexual battery if you do it same sex and have money.

This bowl needs a flush

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:41 PM (Lzpvj)

28 13 Amy Barrett denies request to block Biden student loan giveaway. Because of course she did.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (1SZTl)

She didn't rule on the merits. Just did a no standing at this time. I think it has to go through the 7th first.

This was a request for emergency injunction.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:42 PM (6VKyY)

29 Hey baby!

Posted by: Schnauzer Shark at October 20, 2022 07:42 PM (3Or4S)

30 25 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:41 PM (dNqv+)

I am Sven J Olafson and I support this message.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:42 PM (Lzpvj)

31 15 Hadrian, I knew a couple who showed cocker spaniels. Lady subscribed to your theory of letting the dog do it's thing, as cocker spaniels are not the sharpest pencil in the box. Gal had the patience of a saint, dealing with a lot of health problems in her dogs. Hubby was along for the ride going to dog shows, a big fan of the hotel lounge.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 20, 2022 07:42 PM (lz5hY)

32 They have a category for ghost dogs? I think we should be grateful they don't have a category for dogs which have "transgendered".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 07:43 PM (jxlVb)

33 She didn't rule on the merits. Just did a no standing at this time. I think it has to go through the 7th first.

This was a request for emergency injunction.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:42 PM (6VKyY)

But once they start handing money out? It's a done deal. Lack of a stay means the program continues just like the Dreamer shit. Sometimes Justice delayed IS Justice denied.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

34 I would love to have one of those dogs on Lame Disguise

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

35 Amy Barrett denies request to block Biden student loan giveaway. Because of course she did.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (1SZTl)

A sternly worded letter to the editor is in order. Don't ya think?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 07:43 PM (1DgE4)

36 That is way too much work to play a trick on a kitty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 07:44 PM (Ivdso)

37 The top pic gave me diabeetus!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 20, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)

38 No way my dog would wear any of that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 07:44 PM (G/v5P)

39 I am Sven J Olafson and I support this message.
Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:42 PM (Lzpvj)

Stunning and brave to be so supportive. Free standing those are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:44 PM (dNqv+)

40 !! Baby Ewoks have a black and white phase??!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 20, 2022 07:45 PM (3Or4S)

41 Cracking up on Halloween doggie

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

42 This is definitely something...

https://tinyurl.com/2dggebww

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 07:45 PM (up/3i)

43 40 !! Baby Ewoks have a black and white phase??!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 20, 2022 07:45 PM (3Or4S)

So, where does that put them on the Intersectionality scale?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

44 I showed one of our goldens a couple of times, back in the 70s. It wasn't very expensive and it was fun. Had no idea what I was doing of course.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 20, 2022 07:45 PM (5HBd1)

45 But once they start handing money out? It's a done deal. Lack of a stay means the program continues just like the Dreamer shit. Sometimes Justice delayed IS Justice denied.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:43 PM (oHd/0

Maybe. This should be an open and shut case because it directly affects those who paid their loans or paid cash. But who knows. Every case is a chance to split the country into more pieces.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:46 PM (6VKyY)

46 37 The top pic gave me diabeetus!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 20, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)

Goldens seem like such good dogs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:46 PM (dNqv+)

47 Goldens are great dogs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 07:46 PM (G/v5P)

48 That Golden puppy has some monster paws. He's gonna be a big boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

49 I nooded and nood asap even on my phone

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 07:47 PM (xhxe8)

50 My husband took a picture of Jake wearing welder's googles. I think he might tolerate a costume for a bit, but haven't wanted to try it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 20, 2022 07:47 PM (5HBd1)

51 I will always nood, unless I see someone has already, then I won't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)

52 Ghost Dog was a pretty good movie.

Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2022 07:49 PM (UewuT)

53 Nothing like training your cat that it's ok to eat kitty litter.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

54 Doggone good content, Ace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 20, 2022 07:50 PM (Bd6X8)

55 51 I will always nood, unless I see someone has already, then I won't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 20, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)

So, is a Gnu post a new Nood, in the Nude... where the heck does that leave us?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:50 PM (oHd/0)

56 I am not being hateful, I guess the people who do it constantly especially in warm climates bothers me.
Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:38 PM (Lzpvj)
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I agree with that. And I really don't like people who dye their dogs coats or paint their nails.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2022 07:51 PM (3ImbR)

57 Hey we're all getting in the Nude now? I love that shit...let me get Ashley

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2022 07:52 PM (ESjRY)

58 Best wishes to morons who are at the Texas MoMe. We went two years ago and it was awesome. The Horde is truly an (un)natural resource.

But speaking of rescue doggehs, we now have a rescue and are instead at the beach enjoying sniffies and sandy walks. Rescue girl is passed out on a couch at our rental after a full beach day.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 20, 2022 07:52 PM (UBPZX)

59 I want to send that skateboard video to my son but then I'm afraid he'd try to do that trick.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 07:53 PM (xkSLi)

60 Guy across the way has a pair of chiweenies, left behind by his ex. Brings them out frequently due to their thimble sized bladders. Those are the most comical, animated little dogs I have ever seen, brother and sister out of the same litter. Tails always going mile a minute. One (sister) is only 2/3 the size of the other but they look alike. Little guy likes to lay on his back in the grass and sis takes leaps over him. Makes me wish I could still give a dog proper care.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 20, 2022 07:53 PM (lz5hY)

61 Too much cuteness. I will say this though, anyone who doesn't think cats are capable of being emotionally supportive, doesn't really know cats.

Mine are anchors in my world right now.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2022 07:54 PM (TGNA8)

62 I think there have been 3 straight threads which no one nooded until very late.

For shame, horde!
Posted by: Eeyore at October 20, 2022 07:37 PM (TgBWG

I nooded! I nooded so hard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:38 PM (6VKyY)

I think it's because everyone is in Texas, trying to two step and tripping each other from all the alcohol.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 07:54 PM (anj39)

63 Democrats throughout the political and corporate media spheres are attempting to normalize delayed election results in highly contested states ahead of Election Day, forecasting that final vote totals might not be fully known until well after Nov. 8.

During a Zoom call with reporters last week, Pennsylvania’s acting secretary of state, Leigh Chapman, said that Americans should not be surprised if the state doesn’t have final election results on election night this November, with the Pennsylvania Democrat blaming any potential delays in vote tabulations on a state law that says election workers can’t begin processing mail-in ballots until Election Day.

“Official results will be available within a few days,” Chapman said. “This delay does not mean anything nefarious is happening. It simply means that the process is working as it is designed to work in Pennsylvania and that election officials are doing their job to count every vote.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:56 PM (6VKyY)

64 Ace is pegging the cuteness meter this evening, I see....

Posted by: Mookie at October 20, 2022 07:57 PM (u+Y3T)

65 Hmmm, you can really tell the Mome is going on.

I was thinking the same.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 07:57 PM (Xrfse)

66 "That is way too much work to play a trick on a kitty"

I'm surprised a cat would react to that. It may have been staged, with someone startling the cat from off camera at the right moment.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 20, 2022 07:58 PM (24fqN)

67 I think it's because everyone is in Texas, trying to two step and tripping each other from all the alcohol.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 07:54 PM (anj39)
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Not everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 07:58 PM (xkSLi)

68 63 Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:56 PM (6VKyY)

They are normalizing nefarious actions.

I don't blame them, it was coventional wisdom here after Ogabe08 that ChitKaGo was the new democrat national baseline.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:58 PM (Lzpvj)

69 They are starting the 'no reason to worry about delayed results' now.

Count every vote. Especially the ones in the Buicks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:58 PM (6VKyY)

70 69 Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 07:58 PM (6VKyY)

By not being able to count the votes months out we have to work harder for the first 96 hours....

//$oro$ AGs

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 07:59 PM (Lzpvj)

71 "I will always nood, unless I see someone has already, then I won't."

Pay me $10 per, and I'll be steady eddie.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at October 20, 2022 07:59 PM (24fqN)

72 Too much cuteness. I will say this though, anyone who doesn't think cats are capable of being emotionally supportive, doesn't really know cats.

Mine are anchors in my world right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2022 07:54 PM (TGNA

I'm feeling for my neighbor. She has lost both her dogs in the last two months. The lab from old age and the wolfhound to a heart issue. Great dogs. Very sad.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)

73 Oz should be worried. They are going to drag Kuato across the finish line.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:01 PM (6VKyY)

74 Friend of mine just got a "Golden Old English Doodle." Supposedly he's 1/4 Golden, 1/4 Old English Sheepdog, and 1/2 Poodle. She was told he was only going to be about 30 lbs. Hahahahaha.

Anyway, he is absolutely the cutest thing. I'll try to sent a pic now for the pet thread.,

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2022 08:01 PM (3ImbR)

75 “Official results will be available within a few days,” Chapman said. “This delay does not mean anything nefarious is happening. It simply means that the process is working as it is designed to work in Pennsylvania...

Oh, I'm sure it is.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 08:02 PM (eOEVl)

76 I'm feeling for my neighbor. She has lost both her dogs in the last two months. The lab from old age and the wolfhound to a heart issue. Great dogs. Very sad.

I lost both my dogs last year. Still hurts, even with three new ones this year. My cats really helped pull me through.

Posted by: Mookie at October 20, 2022 08:03 PM (u+Y3T)

77 Oz should have his lawyers on standby. I have a feeling this is going to be a mess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 08:03 PM (G/v5P)

78 75 Like the drive in movie promise of "honest babe, not in your mouth".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 20, 2022 08:03 PM (lz5hY)

79 System will work as well as 2020. 4 fucking days after the election.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 08:04 PM (G/v5P)

80 Mongolia is cool.. I remember Yul Brenner in Taras Bulba. I saw that movie in 1963..

Posted by: Commentor What Bought a Shrit at October 20, 2022 08:04 PM (3gqAE)

81 Hmmm, you can really tell the Mome is going on.

I was thinking the same.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 07:57 PM (Xrfse)

I just got a butt dial from Nurse.
Sure sounded like a good time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 08:05 PM (anj39)

82 "Oz should be worried. They are going to drag Kuato across the finish line."

I'm still not seeing how, despite all the polls and whatever, the dems don't cheat their way to victory again. What, exactly, is to stop them from dumping a few truckloads of pre-printed ballots into Philly if needed? After all, they did it before and nothing happened.

Posted by: Mookie at October 20, 2022 08:06 PM (u+Y3T)

83 What wolves, they got dog tags on.

Posted by: From about that time at October 20, 2022 08:07 PM (4780s)

84 "13 Amy Barrett denies request to block Biden student loan giveaway. Because of course she did.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 07:36 PM (1SZTl)"

dayum, we gotta nother Severe Conservative, huh ?
*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 20, 2022 08:07 PM (Y2VIG)

85 Alert, alert, alert: A member of the Republican Party has shown evidence of a backbone! Duck and cover!

https://tinyurl.com/7jfm37

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 08:09 PM (eOEVl)

86 I just got a butt dial from Nurse.
Sure sounded like a good time.

I bet they are and the party is just gettin' started

I must admit, I'm a bit envious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

87 Better turn this off lots to do tomorrow
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 08:10 PM (xhxe8)

88 Oz needs to cut it out with this wishy-washy, ecumenical "divine spark" mumbo-jumbo.

If I'm him, I'm growing my beard out, donning a flowing robe and some sandy shmata, and saying "Once I'm elected, all the infidel Democrat mushrukun are getting beheaded."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2022 08:10 PM (oINRc)

89 Oz should have his lawyers on standby. I have a feeling this is going to be a mess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

He shouldn't need to. It's the GOP's job. Let's see if they've learned anything at all since 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 08:10 PM (eOEVl)

90 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 08:11 PM (Xrfse)

91
“Official results will be available within a few days,” Chapman said. “This delay does not mean anything nefarious is happening."

____________

If you don't want people to question election results, don't have a system that leads to questions about election results.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 08:13 PM (1Nxff)

92
dayum, we gotta nother Severe Conservative, huh ?
*spit*
Posted by: s

in fairness, constitutionally, legally, it was the right decision, does not preclude future suits

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:14 PM (mrzvd)

93 I must admit, I'm a bit envious.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

Me too.
But then I console myself knowing they will be passing the hat for bail money. And I'm chea....errr...frugal. Yeah, that's it, frugal.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 08:14 PM (anj39)

94 weird, innit, how back in the 70's & 80's we were able to get election results all squared away in less than 12 hours using only paper and pencils, but in the 21st century with all the wonders of modern science it takes days and days?

"nothing nefarious" indeed, affirm, affirm ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 20, 2022 08:14 PM (Y2VIG)

95 in fairness, the nood comment is the most uneeded comment in the history of the hq

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:15 PM (mrzvd)

96 in fairness is pixy ever going to restore the old threads with comments

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:16 PM (mrzvd)

97 Demspeak - we're cheating and what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 20, 2022 08:16 PM (/6GbT)

98 92 Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:14 PM (mrzvd)

Right because if there is one thing SCotUS has proven is its willingness to make the hard decisions that have accrued thanks to their sloth emotional baggage like DACA and the recounts messes....

Today it was "procedurally correct" next session it will be "we cannot in good conscience hurt the victims of this overreach by Biden) perversely the "victims" will not be the American taxpayers but the people who illegally got money.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 08:17 PM (Lzpvj)

99 Ahhoooga! AHHOOOOGA! Abandon ship! All lefties to the lifeboats!

Minnesota GOP candidate Jensen for Gov now leads Dem Gov Waltz in latest LV Trafalgar Poll...

https://tinyurl.com/2c2dnu67

Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2022 08:18 PM (+Cgut)

100 If Elon Musk fires 75% of twitter employees in week one, I will probably crack a rib from laughter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:19 PM (6VKyY)

101 99 Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2022 08:18 PM (+Cgut)

Olaf you think mebee us letting dem burn down da towns was a bad move?

//DFL DOOFUS

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 08:19 PM (Lzpvj)

102 If Elon Musk fires 75% of twitter employees in week one, I will probably crack a rib from laughter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:19 PM (6VKyY)

I'll crack the seal on this bottle of Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 08:20 PM (anj39)

103 100 Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:19 PM (6VKyY)

It'll be interesting to see if he is allowed to, it will be just as interesting as a network mapping exercise to see how many of the fired leftoid shits gets jobs in the IC next.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (Lzpvj)

104 If you don't want people to question election results, don't have a system that leads to questions about election results.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 08:13 PM (1Nxff)
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I hope MisHum is watching. I nominate this for comment of the week.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (xkSLi)

105 Right because if there is one thing SCotUS has proven is its willingness to make the hard decisions that have accrued thanks to their sloth emotional baggage like DACA and the recounts messes....

Today it was "procedurally correct" next session it will be "we cannot in good conscience hurt the victims of this overreach by Biden) perversely the "victims" will not be the American taxpayers but the people who illegally got money.
Posted by: s

in fairness, I am all for the court ruling that it is unconstitutional but would want to have some semblance of order. if it was not the right time for the court to do something then wait. I am not an advocate for using the Constitution to screw the other side back but for just getting the Constitution how it was intended.

I am not interested in revenge as much as I am in the Constitution

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (mrzvd)

106 OT Do any of you use Apple Pay and do you feel it is secure?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (RG6Gf)

107 99 Minnesota GOP candidate Jensen for Gov now leads Dem Gov Waltz in latest LV Trafalgar Poll...

https://tinyurl.com/2c2dnu67
Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2022 08:18 PM (+Cgut)

Magnificent. Gov. No-Ballz Walz and his limp response to the sack of Minnecrapolis was a big reason why I left that state.

Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (UewuT)

108 I'm still not seeing how, despite all the polls and whatever, the dems don't cheat their way to victory again.

The only real hope is that the polling is misleading like in 2016 and there's a real flood of voting. People on the right have learned that strategically, voting at the last possible moment makes it the most difficult for the cheat to work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 08:22 PM (Ivdso)

109 in fairness is pixy ever going to restore the old threads with comments
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:16 PM (mrzvd)

In fairness, I thought all you had to do was replace the minx.cc with acecomments.mu.nu.

At least that works for me.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:22 PM (1DgE4)

110 “This delay does not mean anything nefarious is happening. It simply means that the process is working as it is designed to work in Pennsylvania

Yes. That is why people think something nefarious is happening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (Ivdso)

111 106 OT Do any of you use Apple Pay and do you feel it is secure?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (RG6Gf

I don't use it but I would suspect it's pretty secure.

Why not just use a credit card though?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (6VKyY)

112 If you don't want people to question election results, don't have a system that leads to questions about election results.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 08:13 PM (1Nxff)

It's really not that complicated...I'm so old that I remember having election results by the 11 pm news

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (/6GbT)

113 Do any of you use Apple Pay and do you feel it is secure?
Posted by: Jen

in fairness, define secure, decure from hackers, yes, from big tech and deep state no

but then what is

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (mrzvd)

114 105 Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (mrzvd)

If the Roberts court had ANY proven interest or will to do the HARD things to force the government into compliance with the law I would not be as bothered.

The Ogabe Care bailout, the DACA another DAY, and the kick the can on fraud rulings have me seeing not a proper order cleaving to the the Constitution but cowardice.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (Lzpvj)

115 Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2022 08:21 PM (UewuT)

Praise God if this poll is accurate and holds.

If Jensen came out against the C19 recommendations I think he and Birk would cruise.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 08:24 PM (YglAn)

116 In fairness, I thought all you had to do was replace the minx.cc with acecomments.mu.nu.

At least that works for me.
Posted by: S

thanks

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:24 PM (mrzvd)

117 in fairness is pixy ever going to restore the old threads with comments

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:16 PM (mrzvd)

I would say probably maybe or not. Disfunction has has been a hallmark of this place.

Posted by: JCT at October 20, 2022 08:25 PM (aYpFd)

118 Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (mrzvd)

In fairness, it’s good to see you

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 08:25 PM (YglAn)

119
It's really not that complicated...I'm so old that I remember having election results by the 11 pm news
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 20, 2022 08:23 PM (/6GbT)

__________

Amazing, isn't it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 08:25 PM (1Nxff)

120 "OT Do any of you use Apple Pay and do you feel it is secure?"

We use that and google play all the time. It covers all modalities!

Posted by: the eye are ess at October 20, 2022 08:26 PM (1DgE4)

121 If the Roberts court had ANY proven interest or will to do the HARD things to force the government into compliance with the law I would not be as bothered.

The Ogabe Care bailout, the DACA another DAY, and the kick the can on fraud rulings have me seeing not a proper order cleaving to the the Constitution but cowardice.
Posted by: s

in fairness, I agree with that but Roberts was a bush appointee which was not much better than jef

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:26 PM (mrzvd)

122 And Walz was a mini-tyrant that fat conspitated sounding fuck loved to lord over MN.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 08:27 PM (YglAn)

123 The only real hope is that the polling is misleading like in 2016 and there's a real flood of voting. People on the right have learned that strategically, voting at the last possible moment makes it the most difficult for the cheat to work.

I think that happened in 2020 as well. Difference is they were prepared, they had their mystery water leak in 5 states, and they shut it down and cheated as much as possible. Maybe they thought it would be close, but it wasnt. Trump was winning big, until they decided he wasnt.

Posted by: Mookie at October 20, 2022 08:27 PM (u+Y3T)

124
Fetterman in a suit looks like a Goomba from 1993 Super Mario Bros.

https://tinyurl.com/ynr9zyk2

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 20, 2022 08:27 PM (RG7Wy)

125
In fairness, it’s good to see you
Posted by: thath

in fairness, I am going to assume that is sincere

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:27 PM (mrzvd)

126 And no one has ever explained how an overflowing toilet shut down all voting for four hours.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:28 PM (6VKyY)

127 Vote counting, that is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:28 PM (6VKyY)

128 Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:27 PM (mrzvd)

In fairness, you’d be correct.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 08:29 PM (YglAn)

129 thanks
Posted by: c

welcome

Posted by: the eye are ess at October 20, 2022 08:29 PM (1DgE4)

130 /off sock

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:30 PM (1DgE4)

131 In fairness, you’d be correct.
Posted by: thath

how's the pcc in .45 working?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:30 PM (mrzvd)

132 122 And Walz was a mini-tyrant that fat conspitated sounding fuck loved to lord over MN.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 08:27 PM (YglAn)

He wasn't even a decisive tyrant, whose boldness could at least be appreciated for what it was. He just did most of the same crap that NY did, but waited 4-5 months to do it at which point it was obvious that it had already failed in NY. Total beta.

I don't get the impression my new gov is the tip of the spear type either, but he at least had the good sense to beta himself to Darth Santa so it didn't ruin the state.

Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2022 08:32 PM (UewuT)

133 111. I have a Visa card that I have owned for twenty plus years. Never had any issues until a few years ago when I found fraudulent charges on it. Bank replaced it . Today I found the card which was replaced several months ago due to expiration date was used last week by someone to charge two plane tickets and a week at a Miami hotel. There were the typical ping charges of a dollar from a gas station I have never been to. This card is used exclusively for online purchases and never leaves my house. Virtually all purchases are with large online companies such as chewy , Verizon etc. No little fly by night companies. Bank replacing and removing charges but I am at a loss how this card number got stolen. And I am always looking for a safer way to pay.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:32 PM (RG6Gf)

134 > OT Do any of you use Apple Pay and do you feel it is secure?

I would trust it. It's far safer than the mag stripe on your card. It's probably even a bit safer than a card with a chip.
I have Android so I use Google's offering.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2022 08:33 PM (eyxn4)

135 Another judge in St. Louis also dismissed a similar case brought by six states re: student loan forgiveness.

Same no standing.

Biden will get to buy votes, it seems. For now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:34 PM (6VKyY)

136
But once they start handing money out? It's a done deal. Lack of a stay means the program continues just like the Dreamer shit. Sometimes Justice delayed IS Justice denied.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

Exactly. It’s not like they will take the money back once handed it out. This was effectively allowing the entire thing to happen. Bitch.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 08:34 PM (1SZTl)

137 How many people are in Corsicana now? I live an hour away and was told FRIDAY! But some of these crazy people have been whoopin it up since yesterday????

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 20, 2022 08:35 PM (RG7Wy)

138 Man... The wife's busy at work tonight, and the older kids are cramming for school, so I just ate leftovers with the toddler, and now we're rocking out to some Oi! while her mom and older siblings toil at desks.

This is fucking DOPE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2022 08:36 PM (oINRc)

139 Someone in atlanta has stolen my air miles twice and flown to Europe. I googled the address of the person who used ID for the tickets. They look like they couldn't afford a cross town bus ticket. Guess that's why they stole air miles.

Posted by: NCKate at October 20, 2022 08:36 PM (0R0Vd)

140 In fairness, Zep > Stones

Posted by: JCT at October 20, 2022 08:37 PM (aYpFd)

141 "but I am at a loss how this card number got stolen."

All credit cards follow a certain pattern. Most are 16 digits.

Most issuers have a certain set of beginning numbers.

Like 4455 for example.

Part 1

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:38 PM (1DgE4)

142 > Why not just use a credit card though?

My Google pay requires a PIN to get the card to work. That means I'm using the chip + PIN when I do a transaction. It's a bit more security than chip alone. Am I going to find out in a year or five that there was a severe security flaw this whole time? Maybe. But given how many security researchers are constantly poking and prying at things like this, I feel relatively safe.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2022 08:39 PM (eyxn4)

143 in fairness. having illegal aliens use stolen ssns and cards has bee a thing for years but the big banks, esepcially boa have just decided give it a slide and not do anything about ti because

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2022 08:39 PM (89psQ)

144 It's really not that complicated...I'm so old that I remember having election results by the 11 pm news

In that time the population has increased perhaps 50% and spending on elections has increased 100x.

And yet...it doesn't run as well. Amazing isn't it?

I'd love to the see Gov/Sec of State of some purple state with a big ugly blue pimple announce any vote counts not tabulated after 11 PM will be burned and the election officials responsible criminally prosecuted for each ballot so burned.

You'd see every vote count in on time...and half or fewer of the votes from last time from the big blue shithole

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 08:39 PM (ESjRY)

145 Now

go 4455 xxxx xxxx 0001
4455 xxxx xxxx 0002

and so on.

Part 2

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:39 PM (1DgE4)

146 Sooner or later your card number gets hit.

Pretty simple PERL script can automate the spread sheet and some computing power to start logging .01 cents card holds...

plenty of vids on youtube with guys that look for these creeps.

end

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:39 PM (1DgE4)

147 See, this is what the Rapture will be like. Folks just disappear and some are left behind

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2022 08:40 PM (uz3Px)

148 But once they start handing money out? It's a done deal. Lack of a stay means the program continues just like the Dreamer shit. Sometimes Justice delayed IS Justice denied.

One answer to this would be to then hold Biden personally responsible for the funds and bankrupt him.

But that would require more balls even then just refusing to allow him to steal the money from the treasury in the first place.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 08:41 PM (ESjRY)

149 And no one has ever explained how an overflowing toilet shut down all voting for four hours.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:28 PM (6VKyY)

1) Tank Abrams or a clone fills up on hot wings and tacos 24 hours in advance.
2) Tank or clone visits polling station and uses shitter.
3) Shitter no workee for 4 hours while ballots are moved, discarded, changed and or replaced.
4) Shitter back to workee and democrats magically win election.
Call Roto Rooter, that's the name and away go republican votes down the drain!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2022 08:42 PM (R/m4+)

150 After the first 4 digits which are reserved for each card you have 12 numbers. So 10 to the power of 12. To guess a real number is pretty hard.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 08:42 PM (1SZTl)

151 All I will say about payment services is that it is prudent to check your charges online regularly. If the card you are using is issued by your bank, many will let you configure notifications to email or text when a charge has occurred. Finally (and it's not totally foolproof) enable 2-factor authentication in your accounts if it is offered.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

152 It's the first 8 numbers that give you the bank. And they do get changed as they roll out new cards.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2022 08:43 PM (uz3Px)

153 And I am always looking for a safer way to pay.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:32 PM (RG6Gf)
---------------

So sick of credit card fraud. We go through it every few years. The most recent one was 2 months ago, statement had a bunch of phone calls from someone in jail. My wife had her entire identity stolen a few years back, that was a mess. Had a district attorney involved, they caught that person who got serious prison time. Maybe that was the person who called from jail this time.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 20, 2022 08:43 PM (RG7Wy)

154 Jill Biden is in the news claiming that we are about to have a cancer epidemic.

No, not because of the clot shot, but because people haven't gone in for cancer screenings.

Now, this statement isn't complete BS but it is also exactly what you would say if you knew there was about to be a cancer epidemic CAUSED by the clot shots.

I will say this...it isn't as insulting as when they tried to blame clot shot induced heart damage on...video games.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 08:43 PM (ESjRY)

155 You also now have an extra three digit verification code needed.

It's hard but not impossible. I don't worry too much. Banks shoulder the burden of stolen cards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:44 PM (6VKyY)

156 In fairness, Zep > Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 08:46 PM (Ivdso)

157 OT: I saw a “Let’s Go Brandon” bus on my way to TXMOME today.

Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel at October 20, 2022 08:47 PM (okxCJ)

158 My Google pay requires a PIN to get the card to work. That means I'm using the chip + PIN when I do a transaction. It's a bit more security than chip alone.

I'm always a little surprised when I use my debit card and am not asked for a PIN. It basically makes the card about as "safe" as a wad of cash. Anybody who has it can spend it. Why would they ever not want to have the extra bit of security?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 20, 2022 08:47 PM (nfrXX)

159 CVC codes are not always required though. They should be but aren't.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:47 PM (1DgE4)

160 Thanks everyone for the responses. I had a very limited understanding of the spreadsheet pinging attempts to find a live card as Mr. Jen has had around eight replacement Cabelas cards over the last ten years from this kind of stuff ( Cabelas texts him for verification on many charges as he travels for work a lot and charges come from around the country). I noticed today more online businesses are using Apple Pay and wondered if it is an upgrade.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:51 PM (RG6Gf)

161 Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:32 PM (RG6Gf)

I actually have a separate bank account with a different Debit Card that I use for online purchases...

I just transfer enough money in to cover purchases. A couple more steps to do, but as my real bank account is fairly substantial... the safety is worth the hassle.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

162 I actually have a separate bank account with a different Debit Card that I use for online purchases...I just transfer enough money in to cover purchases. A couple more steps to do, but as my real bank account is fairly substantial... the safety is worth the hassle.

A very good strategy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

163 I guess the cynic in me wonders who zep stole this song from when I hear one.

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 20, 2022 08:55 PM (/6GbT)

164 I actually have a separate bank account with a different Debit Card that I use for online purchases...I just transfer enough money in to cover purchases. A couple more steps to do, but as my real bank account is fairly substantial... the safety is worth the hassle.

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 08:57 PM (anj39)

165 Posted by: A dude in MI at October 20, 2022 08:55 PM (/6GbT)

A stairway to thievery wasnt enough?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 08:57 PM (1DgE4)

166 >> Jill Biden is in the news claiming that we are about to have a cancer epidemic.

There is a cancer epidemic. A 9-sigma increase. The Ethical Skeptic has been on this for a while. He did this piece back in August:
https://tinyurl.com/2f5gnppy

Check out his Twitter feed for the latest. How in the world he's managed not get banned, I don't know. He doesn't use the term "vaccine" at all to avoid the search bots.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2022 08:58 PM (Mzdiz)

167 "126 And no one has ever explained how an overflowing toilet shut down all voting for four hours.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2022 08:28 PM (6VKyY) "

in not one, but SIX states !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 20, 2022 08:58 PM (Y2VIG)

168 From the sidebar "Joe Biden and John Fetterman are currently flying together on Air Force 1. Is the conversation between the two of them the most unintelligible in American political history"

Kinda zen - what is the sound of two dumbfucks scheming. Except they're not clever enough to scheme.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2022 08:58 PM (PA+Eq)

169 In fairness,

Beatles
Zeppelin
Floyd
Stones

Posted by: JCT at October 20, 2022 08:59 PM (aYpFd)

170 CVC codes are not always required though. They should be but aren't.

"Why on earth would we ask for that?"
--Obama campaign

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 08:59 PM (Ivdso)

171 153. Back when we had a landline, our number got passed around in the jail system and I frequently was asked to accept a collect call from inmates. Lol.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:59 PM (RG6Gf)

172 Jennifer Jacobs, Senior White House reporter for Bloomberg reports:

"Biden admin officials are discussing whether US should subject some of Elon Musk’s ventures to national security reviews, including his deal for Twitter Inc., and the Starlink satellite network"

https://bit.ly/3VPgk86

Third. World. Shithole.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2022 09:00 PM (eyxn4)

173 My credit union lets you put a limit on the debit card purchase or you can lock it down. You have to let them know if you are using it while traveling. I had problems with them twice making large payments that had to be authorized. I've had one bogus charge and caught that right away. Now that I am not using Paypal, I am using my credit cards more. I should set up a local bank account.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2022 09:00 PM (uz3Px)

174 No, not because of the clot shot, but because people haven't gone in for cancer screenings.

Now, this statement isn't complete BS but it is also exactly what you would say if you knew there was about to be a cancer epidemic CAUSED by the clot shots.

I will say this...it isn't as insulting as when they tried to blame clot shot induced heart damage on...video games.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 08:43 PM (ESjRY)

They also didn't go into cancer screenings because most medical places started cancelling appointments for maintenance care when the pandemic was on.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2022 09:01 PM (eoQWY)

175 Back when we had a landline, our number got passed around in the jail system and I frequently was asked to accept a collect call from inmates. Lol.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:59 PM (RG6Gf)
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Wasn't me, I swear.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 09:02 PM (xkSLi)

176 " I actually have a separate bank account with a different Debit Card that I use for online purchases...I just transfer enough money in to cover purchases. A couple more steps to do, but as my real bank account is fairly substantial... the safety is worth the hassle."

similar strategery here

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 20, 2022 09:03 PM (Y2VIG)

177 Jen, you got Prince Albert in the can?

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2022 09:04 PM (rDabL)

178 from the sidebar - forgotten 80's click, Puttin on the Ritz; best version of that song EVER was in Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 09:04 PM (r46W7)

179 & g'night, everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 20, 2022 09:04 PM (Y2VIG)

180 175 Back when we had a landline, our number got passed around in the jail system and I frequently was asked to accept a collect call from inmates. Lol.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:59 PM (RG6Gf)
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Wasn't me, I swear.
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 09:02 PM (xkSLi)

It wasn't 867-5309, was it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 09:05 PM (r46W7)

181 See, this is what the Rapture will be like. Folks just disappear and some are left behind
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2022 08:40 PM (uz3Px)

Oh sure. They're all down in Corsicana, meeting together, having fun, dancing, eating, drinking, looking at gubs.
But we're the cool kids!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 09:06 PM (anj39)

182 you got Prince Albert in the can?
Posted by: Eromero

*coyly buffs nails*

Posted by: Mayor Pete R Puffer at October 20, 2022 09:06 PM (PA+Eq)

183 I don't recommend my strategy for fraud reduction. When you have nothing, nothing can be stolen.

Someone stole my identity some years ago. My credit rating went up enough for me to buy a used Yugo.

:/

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 09:07 PM (1DgE4)

184 If I'm him, I'm growing my beard out, donning a flowing robe and some sandy shmata, and saying "Once I'm elected, all the infidel Democrat mushrukun are getting beheaded."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2022 08:10 PM (oINRc)

he needs to sit cross legged and then levitate. Now THAT would impress the hell out of people!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 09:08 PM (r46W7)

185 I'm headed to Corsicana in the morning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 09:09 PM (r46W7)

186 Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2022 09:00 PM (uz3Px)

-----

Definitely. Get a local bank account for your savings and so forth. If possible, use a credit union from a local industrial concern. They're better about actually caring about their customers' banking needs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2022 09:10 PM (oINRc)

187 Doors at something like 14 to 18.

Posted by: JCT at October 20, 2022 09:10 PM (aYpFd)

188 Saving democracy by burying your political enemies in federal govt bureaucracy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 09:10 PM (WLGAV)

189 They raided the home of a president and nothing happened to them. After that, attacking Elon or disappearing journalists is no biggie.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 09:12 PM (WLGAV)

190 I'm headed to Corsicana in the morning.

Safe travels and have fun. Guess I didn't need to include the last part.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

191 I frequently was asked to accept a collect call from inmates. Lol.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2022 08:59 PM (RG6Gf)
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Wasn't me, I swear.
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 09:02 PM (xkSLi)
***
Snort.

Ring...Ring...
Hello! Blue Bail Bonds, Inc. You in da slammer...We fund the hammer! How can I help you?
Ahhh...do you deliver pizza?

Click.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 09:14 PM (anj39)

192 I'm headed to Corsicana in the morning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 09:09 PM (r46W7)
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Oh shit! I thought that was next week!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2022 09:15 PM (jltS8)

193 168 From the sidebar "Joe Biden and John Fetterman are currently flying together on Air Force 1. Is the conversation between the two of them the most unintelligible in American political history"

Kinda zen - what is the sound of two dumbfucks scheming. Except they're not clever enough to scheme.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2022 08:58 PM (PA+Eq)

They should pick up Gabby Giffords for the trifecta.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 20, 2022 09:17 PM (DTX3h)

194 167 -
in not one, but SIX states !

Not six states. Six blue cities in swing states.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 20, 2022 09:20 PM (/kvYP)

195 Lillian was found dead at the scene, while Ronnie succumbed to their injuries at the hospital.

His. His injuries. Bastardizing the language.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 09:20 PM (ahox9)

196 Weasel!

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 09:22 PM (xkSLi)

197 > Joe Biden and John Fetterman are currently flying together on Air Force 1.

What are the odds Joe gets tangled in Mrs Fetterman's caterpillar eyebrows?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2022 09:22 PM (eyxn4)

198 Were the Beatles a rock band?

Posted by: JCT at October 20, 2022 09:23 PM (aYpFd)

199 Actually, Diogenes, my specialty is cakes with a file baked into them.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 09:23 PM (xkSLi)

200 Weasel!

In da house.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 09:24 PM (Xrfse)

201 Lol

The state's record-breaking 2020 fire season, which saw more than 4 million acres burn, spewed almost twice the tonnage of greenhouse gases as the total amount of carbon dioxide reductions made since 2003, according to a study published recently in the journal Environmental Pollution.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 09:25 PM (ahox9)

202 Lol

The state's record-breaking 2020 fire season, which saw more than 4 million acres burn, spewed almost twice the tonnage of greenhouse gases as the total amount of carbon dioxide reductions made since 2003, according to a study published recently in the journal Environmental Pollution.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 09:25 PM (ahox9)

We're going to need a butt-ton more EVs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 09:26 PM (yHsuS)

203 I doubt I will have much in the way of savings. I need to leave the credit union open till I pay off the car and the loan. I did order checks because it turns out folks still use them for payment here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2022 09:26 PM (uz3Px)

204 Do you think perhaps there are some irresistible pheromones in that Lump that will compel Creepy Joe to want to sniff it?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 09:27 PM (z+OQR)

205 Do you think perhaps there are some irresistible pheromones in that Lump that will compel Creepy Joe to want to sniff it?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 09:27 PM (z+OQR)

Only if he dresses it up as a tween.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 09:27 PM (yHsuS)

206 So, in summary, if CA had allowed for proper forestry management, it would have done more for carbon reduction than all of the other bullshit for the past 20 years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 09:28 PM (ahox9)

207 Actually, Diogenes, my specialty is cakes with a file baked into them.
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2022 09:23 PM (xkSLi)

Heh!

Some Christmas goodies for the ladies in Cell Block D.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 09:28 PM (anj39)

208 Oh shit! I thought that was next week!
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2022 09:15 PM (jltS

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Rush hour traffic has died down, I can hear you people hootin and hollerin from Plano!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 20, 2022 09:29 PM (RG7Wy)

209 They should pick up Gabby Giffords for the trifecta.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 20, 2022 09:17 PM (DTX3h)

A game of charades would be a hoot!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 09:30 PM (anj39)

210 Tucker's interview of a brave young man who intervened in a grizzly bear attack of his wrestler teammate. The young man was then mauled by the bear. Fortunately they're both OK.

https://bit.ly/3Di1gZo

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2022 09:30 PM (eyxn4)

211 So the news said the Trump hyped conspiracy has been disproven due to the Durham acquittal. So if the majority look at the news on their phone, and accept what they read, is Durham the great uncoverer of crime, or an accessory to a cover up? Seems like the latter. He couldn't say fuck all in 2020, because that would bias the election. He couldn't prosecute his FBI/DOJ friends as it would undermine our precious institutions. So for all the time a d money and personnel, we got nothing. And dems got handed, " yep it was a conspiracy theory, not Watergate ".

Posted by: CN at October 20, 2022 09:31 PM (Zzbjj)

212 198 Were the Beatles a rock band?

Posted by: JCT

Sometimes.

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2022 09:34 PM (oTZbj)

213 166. Glad I never had an mrna vaccine

Posted by: CN at October 20, 2022 09:36 PM (Zzbjj)

214 Yikes. It's like we lost half of the battalion. Maybe ONT will pick up?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

215 I would say the Beatles were not a rock band. They were a pop band.

Posted by: JCT at October 20, 2022 09:39 PM (aYpFd)

216 214 at MoMe I assume

Posted by: CN at October 20, 2022 09:40 PM (Zzbjj)

217 >>Tucker's interview of a brave young man who intervened in a grizzly bear attack of his wrestler teammate. The young man was then mauled by the bear. Fortunately they're both OK.

That was an incredible story. Picking a fight with a grizzly to save his friend.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 09:40 PM (ZLI7S)

218 Evening.

Is the TXMoMe starting tomorrow?

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2022 09:41 PM (FGkKF)

219 214 Yikes. It's like we lost half of the battalion. Maybe ONT will pick up?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

netsplit

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 20, 2022 09:42 PM (DTX3h)

220 So, the missing Princeton student was found dead. Blacks calling is racism, ignoramus group insisting Pfizer is to blame, and theories abound before the autopsy is complete.

Posted by: CN at October 20, 2022 09:43 PM (Zzbjj)

221 Fun fact: The band was originally Paul McCartney and the Lenins, but when their drummer quit, they renamed themselves The Beatless.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 09:51 PM (ahox9)

222 This is going to be a lonely weekend for those of us not in Corsicana.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 09:54 PM (ahox9)

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