Cuddly Baby Elephants Cafe

Compliation of some sick purr-kour moves. The part with the Rubik's cube starting at 0:25 is unexpected, especially from a cat.

Eagle vs. Crab. Winner: Crab, and it's not even close. The top video is the original. The second is a zoomed in version, in case you can't see what's going on in the first one.

German shepherd keeps vigil over a grate over a street's storm drain until people notice what he's doing. He had a good reason to try to get humans' attention.
Moose strolling along highway divider.

This was me today.

Dog gives a hug to his friend.

Little dog isn't going to let anyone bully him out of his dog-bed.

Baby elephant playing with his caretaker.

This baby elephant doesn't know her own weight.

Tackles a.k.a enthusiastic hugs 😂
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Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2022 07:39 PM (bVYXr)

2 That page took a very long time to load for some reason. Maybe it was the elephants.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2022 07:39 PM (bVYXr)

3 My favorite thread!

Posted by: Toni at October 17, 2022 07:40 PM (PgM6e)

4 Japan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2022 07:43 PM (dNqv+)

5 That picture is awesome

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

6 Awwwww.....

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 07:44 PM (anj39)

7 Wasn't stealing the bed, just his favorite ball

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

8 Those kittehs have turrible long noses.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 07:46 PM (ftFVW)

9 Moon Moon singing the song of his people ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 17, 2022 07:47 PM (Y2VIG)

10 Wonderful photo up top. Thanks Ace

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 17, 2022 07:47 PM (7rP4D)

11 Big moose. Is that one just large or is that typical? Or is it the camera angle skewing perspective?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

12 i image searched the photo and got this:

The Famous Bamboo Forest in Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan.
by: @_kana_kanai_chan [IG]

Posted by: ace at October 17, 2022 07:47 PM (C1Zwz)

13 The Famous Bamboo Forest in Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan.
by: @_kana_kanai_chan [IG]
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2022 07:47 PM (C1Zwz)

Ah ha!

Reminded me of some imagery from Ghost of Tsushima. Although it was not the amazing technicolor shimmery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)

14 Beautiful photo up top.

Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2022 07:49 PM (gLRfa)

15 I've been to that bamboo forest! I recognized it before I saw the caption. That was a glorious day in Kyoto.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 17, 2022 07:49 PM (XySbR)

16 thx, ace, i was wondering what and where that was

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 17, 2022 07:49 PM (Y2VIG)

17 This was me today.
......

I think it's contagious.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

18 Thanks Ace. The frost on the bamboo makes the shot.
Also, cold and slick too, I imagine.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 17, 2022 07:50 PM (7rP4D)

19 Cue up baby elephant walk?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2022 07:50 PM (fWkSd)

20 Quack hurry hard

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV)

21 Moose be big!

Tasty too!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 07:52 PM (anj39)

22 This was me today.
......

I think it's contagious.
Posted by: wth

It all started with a sleepless Sunday night for me. The cat is definitely cuter about it than I was this morning.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 07:52 PM (ftFVW)

23 On the dog and the grate -

One day I had let my cat out on the porch to sniff the air when I lived in suburban IL and I came in to see her with her head under the sofa. I pulled her out and she went back in. To 'prove' nothing was there I lifted it up with one arm and there was a big toad under it and she went after it so now I am holding a sofa up with one hand and trying to catch a determined cat and toad with the other hand.

I managed to sort it out hand give mister toad a chance to hop off.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 07:53 PM (eoQWY)

24 19 Cue up baby elephant walk?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2022 07:50 PM (fWkSd)

Heh!
Got that ear worm going already.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 07:53 PM (anj39)

25 BABY. ELEPHANT !!

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

26 It all started with a sleepless Sunday night for me. The cat is definitely cuter about it than I was this morning.

You're somewhat of an expert, being a hobbit, what do you think of the Harfoots in Rings of Power?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 07:54 PM (Ivdso)

27 I just figured something out with HOTD ! A THEORY ! hot damn !!

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 07:55 PM (V13WU)

28 I'm starting to imagine that Carrey got that scene in Pet Detective from this cat video. They even played the Mission Impossible theme, hmmm.

Posted by: micky at October 17, 2022 07:55 PM (3byMq)

29 Big moose. Is that one just large or is that typical? Or is it the camera angle skewing perspective?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Can get 7' plus at the withers. Huge animals.

Posted by: MkY at October 17, 2022 07:56 PM (cPGH3)

30 The tackles video made me laugh out loud. Oh, puppy enthusiasm in a big dog.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 17, 2022 07:56 PM (XySbR)

31 I remember as a kid my neighbor found a fish and was trying to raise it in a big bucket - it was about 8 - 9 inches long. He went to the creek and found some small crawdads and put them in as food.

Next day one little guy had jammed a pincer into the fish's eye and killed him.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

32 It is so great that you can rewatch it scene my scene and find new things. And that's in addition to great acting.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

33 I'm a little surprised that the Battle Ewok has such an acute sense of awww.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 07:56 PM (eGTCV)

34 I had an interesting day today, Know how I keep saying that the folks moving to the red states are conservatives?

Young guy showed up with an older guy to fix my furnace. They also did plumbing which was great since the toilet decided to back up. The young guy had a full neck tattoo and was talkative. I learned that he was from Turlock, CA (a town I used to live in.) When he had a little more time, he told me that he'd also moved here so he could buy a house outright. His house needs work too. Both he and his wife are in their 30s with three kids, ages 8, 6 and 5. In California, he was working up to five jobs and his wife had to work too. They missed out on a lot of the 8 year old daughter's early years and Mom wanted to be able to stay home with the kids. So they moved here to Northern Kansas.

It's not paradise and they will have to keep the kids out of Hays, where the college is. But they will have a chance at a real life, with parents that are part of it. They don't homeschool the kids, but I haven't seen a lot of signs of wokeness. And he thought, given the economy, that he needed to own the roof over their heads. The plains can use more people.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 17, 2022 07:56 PM (5HBd1)

35 Maybe for Halloween we can have some pictures of the suicide forest.

On second thought, never mind.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 17, 2022 07:57 PM (SIAnw)

36 Ace is a quite well rounded Ewok.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

37 You're somewhat of an expert, being a hobbit, what do you think of the Harfoots in Rings of Power?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Well, I resisted the temptation to hate-watch (also I'm a luddite who doesn't stream content), but from what I've read and seen in clips I can only say: Why? What real purpose did they serve other than to try to tie back hobbits in an attempt to ride the coat tails of better films? They shouldn't have been featured in good stories surrounding that age as they exist as only a footnote in the source. Not a fan.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 07:58 PM (ftFVW)

38 The cat goes where the cat pleases.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 07:58 PM (0OP+5)

39 Want to get easy tip money? Let a baby elephant sit on a tourist and call it "snuggling".

Posted by: Thailand Wildlife Refuge at October 17, 2022 07:59 PM (aXxgO)

40 Ok, I checked out all 43 monarchies, and none have a "King Harv."

I feel so deceived... violated, even.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2022 07:59 PM (oINRc)

41 I would to thank President Bama and Joe Bin for all the supprorts they has given me...

Posted by: John Fetterman at October 17, 2022 08:00 PM (snpvX)

42 They shouldn't have been featured in good stories surrounding that age as they exist as only a footnote in the source. Not a fan.

That is kind of my reaction as well, they seem added in just to give Hobbit memberberries, and are very odd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 08:00 PM (Ivdso)

43 I feel so deceived... violated, even.
Posted by: Y

in fairness, this does not sound as if it is a complaint

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:01 PM (A5N2/)

44 Ok, I checked out all 43 monarchies, and none have a "King Harv."

I feel so deceived... violated, even.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2022 07:59 PM (oINRc)

Sheesh.

Posted by: Duke of Earl at October 17, 2022 08:01 PM (anj39)

45 Thanks Ace, these are great ! Hahah. Those little elephants are funny

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2022 08:01 PM (WF/xn)

46 In case people didnt know..King Harv passed a week or 2 ago...Long Live The King!

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 17, 2022 08:01 PM (/6GbT)

47 There has to have been a King Harv somewhere in time

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

48 They shouldn't have been featured in good stories surrounding that age as they exist as only a footnote in the source. Not a fan.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 07:58 PM (ftFVW)

Well there's no reason to start now since they did it all wrong, including that crap Monty Python mocked in the constitutional peasants sketch of having them all in dirty clothes, unkempt hair and twigs and crap in the hair as decoration.

If people have figured out how to sew any sort of clothes they are going to find ways to make them look good, much less weaving and knitting and crochet and other tools.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

49 MkY: "Can get 7' plus at the withers. Huge animals."

I regularly underestimate nature, but that one just seemed exceptional. So, apparently, not really an aberration there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:02 PM (aXxgO)

50 Ok, I checked out all 43 monarchies, and none have a "King Harv."

Sadly, rumor has it that he recently passed onto that great java field in the sky.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 08:03 PM (Xrfse)

51 I can't believe I considered buying coffee from an impostor.

Someone needs to clap an iron mask on this shameless pretender.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2022 08:03 PM (oINRc)

52 in fairness, megan markl is kicking for marrying harry when she could have married harv

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:04 PM (A5N2/)

53 In case people didnt know..King Harv passed a week or 2 ago...Long Live The King!
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 17, 2022 08:01 PM (/6GbT)

So he already in the grounds.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:04 PM (anj39)

54 And the actors are doing such a fantastic job. Subtext, super-objective, physical action - all there. I hope the show runner(s) don't eff it up.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

55 I regularly underestimate nature, but that one just seemed exceptional. So, apparently, not really an aberration there.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:02 PM (aXxgO)

From the mythbuster episode on Moose vs Cars, another bad (for us) factor is that with the long legs, the body isn't caught by the hood but tends to impact the driver compartment with 1000 odd pounds of meat in a crash.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

56 I feel so deceived... violated, even.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2022 07:59 PM (oINRc)

he should probably send you 40 or 50 pounds of free coffee as reparations.
maybe everyone here was just as deceived as you were ...

/lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 17, 2022 08:05 PM (Y2VIG)

57 Y's Dice, did you do a search for Havarti?

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

58 What is the Ewok battle cry? Just curious.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

59 King Harv's illegitimate brother, Arv, will usurp the coffee throne.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

60 So he already is in the grounds.
Posted by: Diogenes
------------------
King Soylent Harv

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings fm Pennsyltucky at October 17, 2022 08:07 PM (LUyqH)

61 King Harv's illegitimate brother, Arv, will usurp the coffee throne.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

Harv is part of the title of King, the new king puts aside his 'decaf' name and becomes the new King Harv.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

62 I mean, I should have known it was one big fraud. Java isn't even a monarchy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2022 08:08 PM (oINRc)

63 In case people didnt know..King Harv passed a week or 2 ago...Long Live The King!
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 17, 2022 08:01 PM (/6GbT)

You're saying he won't be perc'ing up anytime soon?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 17, 2022 08:08 PM (1DgE4)

64 If people have figured out how to sew any sort of clothes they are going to find ways to make them look good, much less weaving and knitting and crochet and other tools.
Posted by: Oldcat

That always bothered me about the depictions of medieval people; you know where they have big smears of dirt on their faces. Even if full regular baths weren't as often, I've got to think wandering about covered in visible filth wasn't commonly acceptable.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:08 PM (ftFVW)

65 "Posted by: Oldcat at October"

Had that happen to a buddy a couple of years ago. He said if there had been a passenger they would not have survived. As it is buddy spent a week+ in the hospital with many months rehabbing after the hit.
Hit the legs and the rest went into the front window.
Friend is lucky to be alive.

Posted by: Bosk at October 17, 2022 08:08 PM (v4L7Y)

66 So like dread Pirate Roberts?

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5)

67 Big moose. Is that one just large or is that typical? Or is it the camera angle skewing perspective?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt

I too was confused by the apparent size of the moose.
A little research and I found moose can stand 7.7 at the shoulder.
That's a lot of moose!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:10 PM (KQhFs)

68 I guess "Usurper Harv" didn't test as well with the focus groups.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2022 08:10 PM (oINRc)

69 "He went to the creek and found some small crawdads and put them in as food."

I used to catch crawdads to feed to my Oscar (fish). People would come over to my house to watch.

Posted by: SIx Flags at October 17, 2022 08:10 PM (sn5EN)

70 Oops off fun park sock

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:11 PM (sn5EN)

71 That NLurker guy: "What is the Ewok battle cry? Just curious."

Unofficially, "Cry 'First!' and Let Slip the Corgis of War".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

72 King Harv's illegitimate brother, Arv, will usurp the coffee throne.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

Harv is part of the title of King, the new king puts aside his 'decaf' name and becomes the new King Harv.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)
***

So, an instant coronation?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:12 PM (anj39)

73 That always bothered me about the depictions of medieval people; you know where they have big smears of dirt on their faces. Even if full regular baths weren't as often, I've got to think wandering about covered in visible filth wasn't commonly acceptable.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:08 PM (ftFVW)

One of the prettier girls has a branch with some flowers jammed awkwardly in the hair during the entire show. Same branch, same hairstyle. Flowers still ticking after what is weeks or months of time.

I don't know about medieval times but I don't recall National Geographic photo spreads having any such messiness in the clothes, lots of colors, and only intentionally applied face/body paint. It was what the magazine lived on for decades.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:12 PM (eoQWY)

74 I would imagine a crawdad would be embarrassed to be told they smell like fish or something.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 08:12 PM (0OP+5)

75 in fairness, moose has an injury to right rear

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:13 PM (A5N2/)

76 So, an instant coronation?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:12 PM (anj39)

The situation doesn't percolate for long, that's for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

77 Yub yub yub yub yub yub
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!

-Ewok Battle cry

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 17, 2022 08:13 PM (1DgE4)

78 in fairness, in the medieval days, bathing was discouraged, hence perfme

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:14 PM (A5N2/)

79 NatGeo at one time was a good mag, then they went all globohomo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 08:16 PM (0OP+5)

80 Yeah there are a lot of stupid myths about medieval times but they weren't staggering around looking like they fought a lion then rolled in dirt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 08:16 PM (Ivdso)

81 Multilingual malamute.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 17, 2022 08:16 PM (Rbu5d)

82 Fantastic pic

Posted by: Braenyard at October 17, 2022 08:17 PM (iLuhX)

83 Yeah there are a lot of stupid myths about medieval times but they weren't staggering around looking like they fought a lion then rolled in dirt.
Posted by: Christopher R

they had never seen a lion, so there's that

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:17 PM (A5N2/)

84 The is a American reenacter who has many videos of British Revolutionary army, one he explains cleanliness was extremely important and was done daily. Just because you may not fully bath, face, hands can easily be done.

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 08:17 PM (xhxe8)

85 Tell us about the pic.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 17, 2022 08:18 PM (iLuhX)

86 confederatefifth: "in fairness, in the medieval days, bathing was discouraged, hence perfme"

I think that was just the French. Everyone else just lacked means.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:19 PM (aXxgO)

87 Tell us about the pic.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 17, 2022 08:18 PM (iLuhX)

Ace did at 12 / 13

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

88 Dang, been to Arashiyama a few times, pretty sure I did the bamboo forest, just don't remember it looking like that. Probably time of year.

One of my favorite things was the very old street-car that's been turned into the "train" to Arashiyama. Japan doesn't seem to dispose of rolling stock very lightly.

Nagasaki has great 1950s/60s streetcars - they have the history of their original service in other cities written up on plaques inside. And once took the train from Hiroshima to Kure - could barely sit in the seat. It was an old car with wooden seats - built for people average height 5'7" or something. And there was the single car electric train outside Fukuoka, rural service, the old ladies didn't bother to pay for their rides.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2022 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

89 confederatefifth: "in fairness, in the medieval days, bathing was discouraged, hence perfme"

I think that was just the French. Everyone else just lacked means.
Posted by: AnonyB

that is why it was desired though

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:19 PM (A5N2/)

90 I'm kind of bummed about not being able to drive an EM-50 to the MoMe. I guess I'll drive the beater and save a 100 gallons of gas, but now I have to get a room.

Think I can make 800 miles in 12 hours? I'ma gonna try.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:19 PM (sn5EN)

91 " in the medieval days, bathing was discouraged, hence perfme"

what is this bathing thing, whereof you speak?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2022 08:20 PM (Cus5s)

92 There were "lions" as they were called, or panthers/mountain lions in England long, long ago.

And the "no bathing" thing was a rich/elite thing because medics said it was not healthy. But the poors bathed semi regularly (once a week or so) according to the best research and history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 08:20 PM (Ivdso)

93 I think that was just the French. Everyone else just lacked means.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:19 PM (aXxgO)

Also early on perfume was put on a thing like a paintbrush and you smelled it yourself if things got too stinky.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:20 PM (eoQWY)

94 The top perry move video should be seen, cats are relentless

Have a great evening everyone, not overly tired due to napping but still need to get up at 4am.

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 08:21 PM (xhxe8)

95 I've learned about the grasshopper mouse. It eats scorpions and after a kill it has a battle cry. At only 1.2 ounces it has a bite force of 6 pounds per square inch.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)

96 illiniwek: "what is this bathing thing, whereof you speak?"

It's a weird hygiene thing one's supposed to do whether one needs it or not.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:22 PM (aXxgO)

97 I've learned about the grasshopper mouse.

b&t ghm9

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:22 PM (A5N2/)

98 One of my favorite tidbits was reading years ago why hippies stink like patchouli.

It's mothballs. Patchouli was what the traders used to stink up luxury goods with to prevent insects from feeding on the fine garments, and people couldn't afford the garments but could afford to smell like the mothballs that they packed the garments in. So they began wearing the mothball scent as a perfume, because it was associated with wealth. Except it was just mothballs.

And people still wear those mothballs to this day.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 17, 2022 08:24 PM (KQUPm)

99 >>>Big moose. Is that one just large or is that typical? Or is it the camera angle skewing perspective?

>You hit a moose in a car and you'll most likely total the car and the moose will walk away. Much like a bear or bison, - very unpredictable.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 08:24 PM (z+OQR)

100 Oldcat: "Also early on perfume was put on a thing like a paintbrush and you smelled it yourself if things got too stinky."

Didn't high heels originate as well to combat filth? Women walked the streets (not street walkers, per se) and would step through the refuse that was dumped from the windows, so heels were to keep feet out of the actual poop layer.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 17, 2022 08:26 PM (aXxgO)

101 No respect. No respect.

Posted by: Zombie King Harv at October 17, 2022 08:26 PM (Xrfse)

102 Romans loved bathing, and they also loved cosmetics. Unfortunately it had a good amount of lead, because they wanted to get that pearly white, regal complexion.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2022 08:27 PM (V13WU)

103 Have you ever seen mothballs?

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)

104 I was just reading through the last thread, and I gotta say Azathoth came up with the best description of Rangz that I've seen yet - "50 Shades of Sauron".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2022 08:27 PM (r46W7)

105 I've learned about the grasshopper mouse.

b&t ghm9
Posted by: confederatefifth

*

Those are fantastic but I'd wait and see what the ATF is going to do with the brace issue after December. It looks like they're likely to declare all of those braced pistols SBRs and illegal and demand you request amnesty for your crime of purchasing a legal product and file the appropriate paperwork / tax stamp, destroy it, or attach a 16" barrel.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 17, 2022 08:28 PM (KQUPm)

106 National Geographic photo spreads having any such messiness in the clothes, lots of colors, and only intentionally applied face/body paint. It was what the magazine lived on for decades.
Posted by: Oldcat

Or no clothes above the waist on the backwood ladies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:29 PM (KQhFs)

107 Have you ever seen mothballs?
Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)

Now that is a classic hanging curve....

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:29 PM (anj39)

108 Didn't high heels originate as well to combat filth? Women walked the streets (not street walkers, per se) and would step through the refuse that was dumped from the windows, so heels were to keep feet out of the actual poop layer.
Posted by: Anony

because she did not mind if the front half of her foot was covered in shit just the back half?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (A5N2/)

109
And people still wear those mothballs to this day.
Posted by: Gray Man

Harvesting the moth balls has to be a real chore though...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (KQhFs)

110 I was just reading through the last thread, and I gotta say Azathoth came up with the best description of Rangz that I've seen yet - "50 Shades of Sauron".
Posted by: Tom Servo

Oh, barf.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (ftFVW)

111 In all fairness, I think the moose is perfectly healthy.

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (30qkE)

112 Didn't high heels originate as well to combat filth? Women walked the streets (not street walkers, per se) and would step through the refuse that was dumped from the windows, so heels were to keep feet out of the actual poop layer.
Posted by: AnonyB

this is true, however, I do not think the brace regs are going to go far when they are challenged. def stay away for now though.

two words - arbitrary and capricious

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:31 PM (A5N2/)

113 In all fairness, I think the moose is perfectly healthy.
Posted by: R

no

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:32 PM (A5N2/)

114 Harvesting the moth balls has to be a real chore though...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (KQhFs)

It's tough holding those little bastards down.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:32 PM (anj39)

115 I was just reading through the last thread, and I gotta say Azathoth came up with the best description of Rangz that I've seen yet - "50 Shades of Sauron".
Posted by: Tom Servo

Oh, barf.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (ftFVW)
---
OUCH! That's gonna leave a mark!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2022 08:32 PM (K5n5d)

116 "Have you ever seen mothballs?
Now that is a classic hanging curve....
Posted by: Diogenes"

You are supposed to say "Yes" and I say "How did you hold it, by the wings?

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:33 PM (sn5EN)

117 Harvesting the moth balls has to be a real chore though...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (KQhFs)

It's tough holding those little bastards down.
Posted by: Diogenes

Sounds like you know all about it...
I'll be at the mome... will you be telling tales?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:33 PM (KQhFs)

118 You are supposed to say "Yes" and I say "How did you hold it, by the wings?
Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:33 PM (sn5EN)

I was gonna say " Just look under it's tail."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:34 PM (anj39)

119 Yes!!!

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 08:35 PM (30qkE)

120 What if the moth identifies as a sheila?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2022 08:36 PM (9qSw/)

121 Or no clothes above the waist on the backwood ladies.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:29 PM (KQhFs)

Those went on the boys' 'keep' pile....for the culture.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:36 PM (eoQWY)

122 Yes!!!
Posted by: R

in fairness, no points for originality.

and you are wrong, there is an obvious injury, it is limping, and would not be walking in a highway if it was not, so there's that

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:37 PM (A5N2/)

123 What if the moth identifies as a sheila?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Moth balls already harvested then...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:37 PM (KQhFs)

124 Since it's a critter thread ...

The glorified drainage ditch in the back of our yard had a 40 minute visit by a Blue Heron this afternoon. The frog population . . well, what's left of the frog population . . was none too happy about it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2022 08:37 PM (8AONa)

125 Actually, to harvest mothballs you call in professionals. They sing to the moth and it becomes docile then they just slide under it and snip snip. It's so quick the moth just says 'Hey what was that?' All it sees is those two tiny girls singing with their bloody hands behind their backs.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 08:38 PM (0OP+5)

126 124 Since it's a critter thread ...

The glorified drainage ditch in the back of our yard had a 40 minute visit by a Blue Heron this afternoon. The frog population . . well, what's left of the frog population . . was none too happy about it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2022 08:37 PM (8AONa

So a few of them croaked?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2022 08:39 PM (9qSw/)

127 the frog population . . was none too happy about it.

Posted by: 2009R

how do you know?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:39 PM (A5N2/)

128 All it sees is those two tiny girls singing with their bloody hands behind their backs.
Posted by: Eromero

So that is why I only remember seeing one Mothra movie!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:39 PM (KQhFs)

129 I was just reading through the last thread, and I gotta say Azathoth came up with the best description of Rangz that I've seen yet - "50 Shades of Sauron".
Posted by: Tom Servo

Oh, barf.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:30 PM (ftFVW)
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OUCH! That's gonna leave a mark!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2022 08:32 PM (K5n5d)

Pretty funny, but Galadriel is clearly the dom in the show.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:41 PM (eoQWY)

130 confederatefifth

You are so smart. I think you just like to be contradictory and annoying.

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 08:41 PM (30qkE)

131 >>>Also early on perfume was put on a thing like a paintbrush and you smelled it yourself if things got too stinky.

>One must be careful about the fragrances they choose wear in the northern rockies. The bees, hornets, wasps and yellowjackets will find you to investigate. I used laugh at salesman that would show up and run like girls because the cologne they were wearing attracted a dozen yellowjackets.

Nasty fuckers. They don't just sting you, they'll eat you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 08:42 PM (z+OQR)

132 127 the frog population . . was none too happy about it.

Posted by: 2009R

how do you know?
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:39 PM (A5N2/)

The Silence of the Anurans

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2022 08:42 PM (mE7cY)

133 You are so smart. I think you just like to be contradictory and annoying.
Posted by: R

in fairness, it might be that I am not just unthinking and enamored with the herd.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:42 PM (A5N2/)

134 how do you know?

Posted by: confederatefifth

=====

Fair point. Maybe he was only picking off the useless cousins, and the surviving frogs said good riddance. We started calling him The Terminator.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2022 08:42 PM (8AONa)

135 Romans loved bathing, and they also loved cosmetics. Unfortunately it had a good amount of lead, because they wanted to get that pearly white, regal complexion.
Posted by: runner

Did you that new study that hypothesized the Romans accidentally gave themselves lead poisoning, which led to the Collapse.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 17, 2022 08:44 PM (cIiJZ)

136 Fair point. Maybe he was only picking off the useless cousins, and the surviving frogs said good riddance. We started calling him The Terminator.
Posted by: 2009R

that was my thought - whew, finally somebody did something about the idiocracy in this ditch.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:44 PM (A5N2/)

137 Sounds like you know all about it...
I'll be at the mome... will you be telling tales?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:33 PM (KQhFs)

Sadly I will not be there.
:-(

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 08:44 PM (anj39)

138 (Grabs own man-part. Makes trumpet sounds while elephant walking)

Imma elephant!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 17, 2022 08:45 PM (3Or4S)

139
Sadly I will not be there.
:-(
Posted by: Diogenes

Alas, to my everlasting disappointment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 08:46 PM (KQhFs)

140 Did you that new study that hypothesized the Romans accidentally gave themselves lead poisoning, which led to the Collapse.
Posted by: Mr. Pink

That's plumb crazy.

Posted by: mikeski at October 17, 2022 08:48 PM (P1f+c)

141 Hello, ya filthy animals!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

142 Imma elephant!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

Things got weird all of a sudden. Time to put some twigs in my hair.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:48 PM (ftFVW)

143 Did you that new study that hypothesized the Romans accidentally gave themselves lead poisoning, which led to the Collapse.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 17, 2022 08:44 PM (cIiJZ)

That one comes up every so often when someone needs a paper for their CV. Its pretty bogus, as urbanization of the Empire was decreasing as its fortunes faded rather than increased, and the armies were all built from provincials and from incorporated people from outside the empire.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:49 PM (eoQWY)

144 "Did you that new study that hypothesized the Romans accidentally gave themselves lead poisoning, which led to the Collapse.
Posted by: Mr. Pink

That's plumb crazy.
Posted by: mikeski "

Heavy!

Posted by: A zombie hippie at October 17, 2022 08:49 PM (sn5EN)

145 Things got weird all of a sudden. Time to put some twigs in my hair.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:48 PM (ftFVW

You could just run through a bush.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2022 08:49 PM (mE7cY)

146 How can you tell if mothballs are fresh?

Well, first you pry apart thier little legs...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 17, 2022 08:50 PM (3Or4S)

147 c5. I'm sure that is it.

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 08:50 PM (30qkE)

148 c5. I'm sure that is it.
Posted by: R

in fairness, what else might it be?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:50 PM (A5N2/)

149 "The frog population . . well, what's left of the frog population . . was none too happy about it."

they reproduce in abundance. I saw some pollywogs in a little pool just a few days ago. Seemed kinda late for new frogs ... but hey, production is fun.

I have some blue herons .. still no shortage of frogs.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2022 08:51 PM (Cus5s)

150 "Hello, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, '"

I am not an animal. Otherwise, spot on.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:52 PM (sn5EN)

151 in fairness, what else might it be?

You could be an idiot.

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 08:53 PM (30qkE)

152 How can you tell if mothballs are fresh?

If they pinch your ass they're definitely fresh.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

153 "Hello, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, '"

I am not an animal. Otherwise, spot on.
Posted by: fd

Apparently illiniwek, too.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

154 in fairness, what else might it be?

You could be an idiot.
Posted by: R

in fairness, I am willing to entertain anything, i tis just that you have offered nothing to entertain.

do better man

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:54 PM (A5N2/)

155 150 "Hello, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, '"

I am not an animal. Otherwise, spot on.
Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:52 PM (sn5EN)
Merrick was not an animal, he just smelled like one. Hell of a way to live.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

156 Imma elephant!

Pygmy Mammoth?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 17, 2022 08:55 PM (AZzxy)

157 King Harv is a friend of one of the blogs I read. If I recall correctly, it's Legal Insurrection.

Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2022 08:56 PM (Emce2)

158 I thought King Harv's cup went cold.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:57 PM (sn5EN)

159 I had not considered that some Morons could be vegetable or mineral. "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

Posted by: mikeski at October 17, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)

160 do better man

I'm doing my best. I will never match your intellect.

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 08:58 PM (30qkE)

161 "I had not considered that some Morons could be vegetable or mineral."

A Horta Horde?

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:58 PM (sn5EN)

162 Drink up, kids. Coffee may be a fond memory next year.

Posted by: Zombie King Harv at October 17, 2022 08:59 PM (Xrfse)

163 "I had not considered that some Morons could be vegetable or mineral."

A Horta Horde?
Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:58 PM (sn5EN)

NO KILL I

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 08:59 PM (eoQWY)

164 I'm doing my best. I will never match your intellect.
Posted by: R

in fairness, just be sure you're doing the best with what you have

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:59 PM (A5N2/)

165 There's an old phrase about wrasslin with a pig.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 08:59 PM (sn5EN)

166 We probably have some chest-thumping Mugatus here too,

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

167 157 King Harv is a friend of one of the blogs I read. If I recall correctly, it's Legal Insurrection.
Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2022 08:56 PM (Emce2)
------------

Yes, he sent Prof. some hurricane themed coffee recently

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 17, 2022 09:01 PM (RG7Wy)

168 You could just run through a bush.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Pfft, not that kinda girl.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 17, 2022 09:02 PM (ftFVW)

169 https://www.timeanddate.com
/astronomy/night/usa
/corsicana

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 17, 2022 09:02 PM (llON8)

170 Yep; King Harv at Legal Insurrection:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3njanp

Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2022 09:02 PM (Emce2)

171 Drink up, kids. Coffee may be a fond memory next year.
Posted by: Zombie King Harv at October 17, 2022 08:59 PM (Xrfse)

Like food.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 09:03 PM (4I/2K)

172 King Harv-est will surely come.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:03 PM (eGTCV)

173 There's an old phrase about wrasslin with a pig.

I know.

Posted by: Ronster at October 17, 2022 09:03 PM (30qkE)

174 in fairness, just be sure you're doing the best with what you have
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 08:59 PM (A5N2/)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 09:03 PM (4I/2K)

175 Pfft, not that kinda girl.
Posted by: S

finally, the phrasing

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 09:04 PM (A5N2/)

176 Willowed again. Talking to myself in old threads is becoming a habit.

Posted by: dartist at October 17, 2022 09:04 PM (9X/y4)

177 There's an old phrase about wrasslin with a pig.

I know.
Posted by: R

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 17, 2022 09:04 PM (A5N2/)

178 So I have been using my PS4 to stream video lately. Youtube has gone absolutely nuts with the ads, eh? I have not noticed since I use brave on the PC and it seems to screen them all out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2022 09:04 PM (dNqv+)

179 We have a coffee tree growing in the house. And a cat.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Civit Coffee Homebrewit at October 17, 2022 09:05 PM (3Or4S)

180 "I am not an animal. Otherwise, spot on." Posted by: fd
Apparently illiniwek, too." Posted by: She Hobbit

NO, I AM an animal, human. ...

"I've got to think wandering about covered in visible filth wasn't commonly acceptable." Posted by: She Hobbit

My layers of filth are NOT visible, so I got THAT going for me. ... heh

I do "bathe" before going to town, used to shower two or three times a day when in New Orleans, pre-work, work, sports ... honestly, now, not every day is required. But life is now simple. haha

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (Cus5s)

181 https://www.timeanddate.com
/astronomy/night/usa
/corsicana
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I'll bring a tripod and some 20x80 binoculars.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (KQhFs)

182 I've got some coffee that is supposed to last 25 years. When it gets to be about 24 years old I'm going to try it out. That should be about 2042 or so. I'm really looking forward to it.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (sn5EN)

183 Moonlight Feels Right.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

184 Talking to myself in old threads is becoming a habit.

It's what I do best here at the HQ. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (Xrfse)

185 Moonlight Feels Right.
Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

And drop the top at Chesapeake Bay.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 09:08 PM (4I/2K)

186 Nope, Dancing In The Moonlight.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)

187 Cicero, your coffee tree is growing a cat?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 17, 2022 09:09 PM (oGiDo)

188
We have a coffee tree growing in the house. And a cat.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid Civit Coffee Homebrewit

Is it a Asian palm civet?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 09:09 PM (KQhFs)

189 Hello, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 08:48 PM

Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2022 09:10 PM (a3Q+t)

190 Hope the world doesn't collapse right after the TexMoMee. I kind of want to go to the next NoVaMoMee if the east coast isn't ravaged by cannibals and leather-clad Humungii.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

191 Has anyone here tried the King Harv coffee?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 17, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

192 Are you a biologist?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2022 09:10 PM (a3Q+t)
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That's what I tell prospective candidates. "It's a study!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

193 >>> 191 Has anyone here tried the King Harv coffee?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 17, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

I think a couple Morons have. I know some of Sarah Hoyt's commenters have and they gave positive reviews.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 17, 2022 09:11 PM (llON8)

194 Hope the world doesn't collapse right after the TexMoMee. I kind of want to go to the next NoVaMoMee if the east coast isn't ravaged by cannibals and leather-clad Humungii.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

Also keep watch on feral kids with sharpened boomerangs.

Posted by: The Toadie at October 17, 2022 09:12 PM (4I/2K)

195 Cafe Bustelo comes in nice sealed cans. I pickd up some Chock Full o'Nuts the other day. They will be tasty when coffee is in short supply and good for barter.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 17, 2022 09:12 PM (uz3Px)

196 Gonna be some cold mornings this week here in Texas - hope it's a bit warmer by the weekend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2022 09:13 PM (r46W7)

197 Gave in and turned the heater on. Gonna be a low of 23 here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2022 09:14 PM (u73oe)

198 The Texas Rangers were created this day in 1835.

One riot, one Ranger.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2022 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

199 >>>Is it a Asian palm civet?

>It's a Kaboom civit. The marshmallows are complementary.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 09:17 PM (z+OQR)

200 Gave in and turned the heater on. Gonna be a low of 23 here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2022 09:14 PM

You won't know if your fans appreciate headlights until you try.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2022 09:17 PM (a3Q+t)

201 Gamera is good turtle and friend to all Japanese children! And leave his balls alone!

Posted by: Little Iko at October 17, 2022 09:17 PM (l3SW6)

202 Gave in and turned the heater on. Gonna be a low of 23 here.

It's 36 here now. I shall except the inevitable, under protest.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

203 Has anyone here tried the King Harv coffee?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

*

I haven't but I seem to accidentally click the banner at least three or four times a day on my phone so I'm doing my part.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 17, 2022 09:18 PM (KQUPm)

204 King Harv's "corporate entity" had several funny and pleasant exchanges with Sarah Hoyt, having to do with the naming of their blends, and she endorsed them.

Actual King Harv (a USAF veteran, father of the shopkeeper) passed away a few weeks ago. They sent out a great tribute to him to their customer list.

They're expensive and very good. Smart business, they maintain personal contact with regulars, not just e-mail ads. Kind of fun to do business with.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 17, 2022 09:19 PM (x61Im)

205 All caught up to live comments! That usually doesn’t happen until late in the ONT.

Posted by: CA Token at October 17, 2022 09:19 PM (2+yws)

206 "I've got some coffee that is supposed to last 25 years. When it gets to be about 24 years old I'm going to try it out. That should be about 2042 or so. I'm really looking forward to it."

2022 + 24 = 2046 ? But point taken (oh, you bought it two years ago? rotate your stock). I have food to survive the Carrington event or Russkie EMP, or the mini NOVA from the sun in 15 years, or multiple other "events" ... quality of the coffee is low on the importance Eskimo pole.

Mental health will probably be a big item, so I have books to read, and will emerge from my cave "fully educated", thanks to AoS morons. Carry on my wayward saints.

The new world order will be contested. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2022 09:20 PM (Cus5s)

207 accept...oh well

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:20 PM (Xrfse)

208 Gonna be some cold mornings this week here in Texas - hope it's a bit warmer by the weekend.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Packed some warm clothes as well as some shorts...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 09:22 PM (KQhFs)

209 You would think that after beaucoup years here at this place, I would have learned to review before hitting post.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:22 PM (Xrfse)

210 You would think that after beaucoup years here at this place, I would have learned to review before hitting post.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Why? The host rarely does...
(J/K)

Posted by: MkY at October 17, 2022 09:23 PM (cPGH3)

211 Hoping Weasel made into town with no troubles.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:24 PM (Xrfse)

212 I wonder how the mama heffalumps feel about humans manhandling their babies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 09:25 PM (yoTT9)

213 Good evening! I was once again disgusted by the state of our country as I was catching up on all I missed today. I am glad for the animal thread to keep me from the total brink. It’s kinda chilly for Alabama, going to 58, so the kitty boys are cuddly! That is good news!

Posted by: Piper at October 17, 2022 09:26 PM (0GTCG)

214 I've been binge watching Cowboy Kent Roiiins. I find his accent interesting--ol instead of oil and flar instead of flour. I can't quite place it,

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:26 PM (eGTCV)

215 That would be Rollins

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:27 PM (eGTCV)

216 One must be careful about the fragrances they choose wear in the northern rockies. The bees, hornets, wasps and yellowjackets will find you to investigate.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 08:42 PM (z+OQR)

One of the scent lures they used to attract cougars to the trail cams was Polo. For some reason the big cats liked that scent better than any other.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)

217 Sometimes I wondet if in developing cataracts.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:29 PM (eGTCV)

218 I was once again disgusted by the state of our country

Looks like most of us are in the same boat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

219 214 I've been binge watching Cowboy Kent Roiiins. I find his accent interesting--ol instead of oil and flar instead of flour. I can't quite place it,
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:26 PM (eGTCV)

Imma say west Texas?

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2022 09:29 PM (pwExq)

220 ol instead of oil and flar instead of flour. I can't quite place it,
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:26 PM (eGTCV)

Sounds like Oklahoma.

Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2022 09:30 PM (Emce2)

221 I was once again disgusted by the state of our country

Looks like most of us are in the same boat.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

I say half of the country.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 09:31 PM (JFJ0Q)

222 Axe anything pisses bees off.

Posted by: MkY at October 17, 2022 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

223 One of the scent lures they used to attract cougars to the trail cams was Polo. For some reason the big cats liked that scent better than any other.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)
---

LOL, I'm imagining pop-collar broheims chased by cougars.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 09:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

224 LOL, I'm imagining pop-collar broheims chased by cougars.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2022 09:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

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That was always the point!

Oh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)

225 I say half of the country.

Maybe so but that (to me) is a tragedy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:33 PM (Xrfse)

226 typing except for accept, and vice versa - I do the same and I've wondered why. For me, it's because when I'm writing (like now), I "hear" the words in my head, and then I type what I hear. And so odd little switches like that happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2022 09:33 PM (r46W7)

227 We need rain badly in Houston. We were teased with a spritzal today.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 09:34 PM (JFJ0Q)

228 I say half of the country.

Maybe so but that (to me) is a tragedy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:33 PM (Xrfse)

No doubt but it ain't over yet.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 09:36 PM (JFJ0Q)

229 One of the scent lures they used to attract cougars to the trail cams was Polo.

Typo - it was Pollo (chicken).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 17, 2022 09:36 PM (pZWpI)

230 We had the best rain in a month here in E.T. yesterday. Bad news is that it was the harbinger of the cold air moving in from up north.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2022 09:37 PM (r46W7)

231

Semper Scrotum!

Posted by: Mr. Scrotatohead at October 17, 2022 09:37 PM (dVqNn)

232 Baby elephants are such fun to watch! And the bamboo forrest...now that's amazing art! Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Lola at October 17, 2022 09:37 PM (NIYa7)

233 We had the best rain in a month here in E.T. yesterday. Bad news is that it was the harbinger of the cold air moving in from up north.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2022 09:37 PM (r46W7)

Yeah we were In-between that and a rain band south of us in the gulf.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 09:38 PM (JFJ0Q)

234 I'm nonchalant about shaving, use ivory soap, year old razor, no aftershave. No yellowjackets for me.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 09:38 PM (0OP+5)

235 ..I'll bring a tripod and some 20x80 binoculars.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 17, 2022 09:06 PM (KQhFs)

That's one hell of a pair of Big Eyes, right there. I'm going to enjoy looking through 'em, just to see the comparative difference between the telescopes and the binocular effect. Thanks in advance for bringing 'em along!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 17, 2022 09:39 PM (e6UQI)

236 We need rain badly in Houston. We were teased with a spritzal today.
Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 09:34 PM (JFJ0Q)

Don't conjure another Harvey.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 17, 2022 09:39 PM (AbL8c)

237 Hurriking Harvey.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)

238 Nope, it was cologne.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 09:42 PM (xhaym)

239 No doubt but it ain't over yet.

'Til the Lizzo sings.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

240 Noodus Biggus

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)

241 The Paolo, he use the Polo to bring the cougars. In this way, he never need to choke the pollo.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 17, 2022 09:49 PM (Qzn2/)

242 ol instead of oil and flar instead of flour. I can't quite place it,
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at October 17, 2022 09:26 PM (eGTCV)

Sounds like Oklahoma.
Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2022 09:30 PM (Emce2)

a buddy of mine in the Army was legit Florida Man. We had an argument about how to pronounce oil.

I asked him to spell the word. He responded, "Oh Ah Ell. Ohl."

Then he made fun of me pronouncing it "Oy-yell."

I miss my Army buddies. They were like frat bros for a guy who never went to college.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 17, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)

243 Sigh

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