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Good evening Pixy
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 04:01 AM (xhxe8) 2
Good morning Skip
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 15, 2022 04:01 AM (BLOW1) Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 04:02 AM (1vmZ4) Posted by: Miklos likes Efficiency at October 15, 2022 04:03 AM (XuANR) 5
No oil, no natural gas and they won't let you burn wood.
Guess that leaves electric heat Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 04:04 AM (xhxe8) 6
The FDA has declared a shortage of Adderall. (NPR) -- Nice work, bozos. Should have mounted a scratch monkey like I told you.
The FDA has declared a shortage of Adderall. (NPR) -- Bozos. Scratch monkey. Told you. No Adderall. (NPR) -- Scratch me, bozo monkeys. Alaskan ghost crabs devour nation's Adderall supply, film at 11. (NPR) -- Pope seen ice skating on the Tiber. um Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 04:06 AM (1vmZ4) 7
Alaskan ghost crabs devour nation's Adderall supply, film at 11. (NPR) Pope seen ice skating on the Tiber. The Pope is a poopyhead. Also, the plot thickens. Look, y'all, meth works just as well as adderall -- speed is speed, and these two drugs are first cousins; or so I've heard. Do y'all know that the US Air Force used to issue amphetamines to pilots to take in the case of fatigue or extended missions? Air Force Confirms Gulf War Pilots Used Amphetamines -- AP News April 11, 1992 TACOMA, Wash. (AP) - The Air Force has confirmed that some of its fighter pilots used amphetamines to stay awake during the Persian Gulf War, a newspaper reported. "They did take them..." Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2022 04:21 AM (JOtiF) 8
A couple of songs to go with the USAF amphetamine thingy:
Slow Ride https://youtu.be/T4287tw_dwk Full Moon Boogie https://youtu.be/M2sqKPlMSeU Oh yeah. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2022 04:27 AM (JOtiF) 9
5 No oil, no natural gas and they won't let you burn wood.
Guess that leaves electric heat Posted by: Skip We'll be saved by monkeys riding unicorns powered by Adderall!! Or something. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2022 04:29 AM (sAmhv) 10
Hi Pixy and horde
Posted by: Ciampino - -- sounds like a plan at October 15, 2022 04:29 AM (qfLjt) 11
Good morning. I usually catch-up on the Tech News when I get up in the morning, but don't usually catch it live. Couldn't sleep this morning.
No Adderall? I'm not sure about numbers, but could the current world's batshit craziness be attributed to a massive withdrawal syndrome event? Posted by: Biergood at October 15, 2022 04:30 AM (FQWHA) 12
Well, off to work. No Adderall for me. I just freebase coffee.
I'll be posting from the 5 sided nut house today, when time permits. Later... https://youtu.be/PrZFscfJxXc Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2022 04:34 AM (sAmhv) 13
My mother was a schoolteacher for 4 decades. I think the saddest story I heard from her was that she had kids that clearly were not ADHD whose mother's would get them prescriptions for Ritalin and then the mother would take the Ritalin themselves to lose weight. But meanwhile the kid would get a 504 plan which made accommodations because they were diagnosed ADHD.
Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2022 04:51 AM (pwExq) 14
Also, there was a big deal about metabolic dominance during the GWOT. There were drug cocktails to keep the SF types alert and without sleep. Not sure if they were technically amphetamines or not.
Also, AF was using a sleep apnea drug with B2 crews because they had to fly 23 hour missions. Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2022 04:53 AM (pwExq) 15
7 Look, y'all, meth works just as well as adderall"
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2022 04:21 AM (JOtiF) Meth. Not even once. https://tinyurl.com/bdexkv6t Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 04:54 AM (RtN13) 16
The snow crab thing is interesting. Because of the brain-washing of 'global warming' they assume the crabs have moved further north and only look there. While in actuality the planet is in a Milankovich cycle where they would have to move about a quarter mile south every year to maintain the same amount of sunlight. Crazy talk I know, but I like snow crab with drawn butter and I want them to find them. Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 15, 2022 05:07 AM (y3pKJ) Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 05:09 AM (RtN13) 18
They're trying to now go "OMG 1 Billion crabs disappeared because of climate change" when what they mean is "we spot tested and only pulled up 50 crabs, instead of 200, and we'll blame climate change when it could really mean they fled across the US fishing boarder into Russian waters, so we can check there."
It's funny how the bureaucrats in an office addres making claims that things are warmer, and there's less ice, when all the fishermen have been sagging there's more ice than ever, so much so it's moving lower down the ocean. I'm guessing, more than anything, this is just more environmentalist and socialist attempting to destroy ther food supply by lying, so they can get us on that tasty bug diet they all keep pushing. Posted by: Rbastid at October 15, 2022 05:10 AM (Hjlfb) 19
Also if we can commander that Chinese ghost ship, in the name of the Free Official AceofSpades Country of BigBoobia, can we search out the ghost crabs?
Posted by: Rbastid at October 15, 2022 05:14 AM (Hjlfb) 20
I seem to remember amphetamines used by airmen in WW2. Here is the wiki entry:
"During World War II, amphetamine and methamphetamine were used extensively by both the Allied and Axis forces for their stimulant and performance-enhancing effects" Easy to make. Posted by: Ciampino - I suppose we get it from China at October 15, 2022 05:14 AM (qfLjt) 21
"During World War II, amphetamine and methamphetamine were used extensively by both the Allied and Axis forces for their stimulant and performance-enhancing effects" Easy to make. Do tell. Posted by: Walter White at October 15, 2022 05:24 AM (y3pKJ) 22
NASA reports that that missile they fired at that asteroid to keep it from wiping out civilization sort of worked. Now instead of hitting the ocean, it will make a direct hit on Washington, DC...sort of. In reality they hit the big rock ball and still not sure what happened.
The V2 rocket more or less did something and it will take years of sort it all out. Stay tuned. Posted by: Colin at October 15, 2022 05:33 AM (WoKg1) 23
Fatigue among warriors can jeopardize mission success. Prescribed stimulant medications, in-flight sleep, and self-medication with caffeine can mitigate fatigue. During Operation Iraqi Freedom, pilots flew the B-2 bomber to targets in Iraq from one of two airfields. Sortie durations were long (16.9 h) from one field and very long (35.3 h) from the other. Controversy exists concerning the use of stimulant medication, in part because of a paucity of combat data.
Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2022 05:33 AM (pwExq) 24
hiya
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2022 05:34 AM (T4tVD) 25
LOL Herschel, you go!
Q: Did President Biden defeat former President Donald Trump in 2020? A: Did President Biden win? President Biden won; and Senator Warnock won. That's the reason I decided to run. 'Because we need a change in Washington. Walker-Warnock debate (approx. 1 hour): https://tinyurl.com/eswbcw2j Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 05:42 AM (RtN13) 26
Been cat napping
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 05:43 AM (xhxe8) 27
So far the audience is very much in Herschel's favor.
Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 05:45 AM (RtN13) 28
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 15, 2022 05:46 AM (ju2Fy) 29
test
Posted by: vic /s at October 15, 2022 05:49 AM (mZwKe) Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 05:50 AM (RtN13) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 15, 2022 05:54 AM (C1rbv) 32
The pope in Rome. The pope in Avignon would have been seen ice skating on the Rhone but he took a nasty fall in the recent trials and is resting up for the national championships.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 15, 2022 05:57 AM (BLOW1) 33
Hiya Vic !
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2022 05:57 AM (T4tVD) 34
Which pope in Rome?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 15, 2022 05:58 AM (C1rbv) 35
32 The pope in Rome. The pope in Avignon would have been seen ice skating on the Rhone but he took a nasty fall in the recent trials and is resting up for the national championships.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 15, 2022 05:57 AM (BLOW1) Rumor is that he was on Adderall. Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 06:00 AM (RtN13) 36
Nood Krak.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 15, 2022 06:01 AM (C1rbv) 37
I can truly say that Adderall and Snow Crab shortages make better scratch monkeys than your usual anime carp---or that Argentinian Marxist cosplaying as the Bishop Of Rome.
Posted by: setnaffa at October 15, 2022 09:19 AM (bYETr) 38
I DO NOT want to touch your Scratch Monkey. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Fewenuff at October 15, 2022 09:28 AM (+caD5) 39
LMAO on the Adderall prograssion.
Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2022 10:17 AM (yHsuS) 40
FWIW I live in Canada, and the reason for the professional engineer's guilds - er, licensing organizations - is that any professionally licensed engineer can be personally sued if their work product causes loss or harm, in addition to their employer.
I know of no software "engineer" who would ever accept that condition. Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 15, 2022 01:39 PM (TMX68) 41
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