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A Bottle Of White. A Bottle Of Red. Perhaps An ONT Instead.
So, I have a buddy who is a prospector who identifies as non-bianary. Just discovered gold on property bought last year. Apparently there really is gold in them/their hills!
Friday night! Time for some happiness!
Fido Friday: Be verry, very quiet. The cats. Oh God, the cats!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 14, 2022
Ace should have included this cartoon in his article about Velma from earlier today
Life tip
Nostradamus in court
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 14, 2022
Daily tactical tip
Thank God for the Founding Fathers
Based
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 14, 2022
Announcment.
If you missed last night's ONT, Kbdabear posted that he had hurt himself in a fall. He's recovering, but he indicated he might not be able to post his nightly cheesecake pictures for a while, so I thought I'd help him out. Redhead in a peignoir
Red head, red state, what's the difference?
Breaking news: Deshaun Watson has requested a trade to the NY Giants
I'm linking this because while it can't be what it looks like, it LOOKS NSFW
Santa Marx
This is true, and it pisses me off no end
Russian minesweeper: They're like Texas Rangers, 1 mine, 1 BMP
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 14, 2022
JK Rowling brings the hammer down
So does this guy
Fren
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 14, 2022
I work from home. It's frightening how accurate this meme is. Right now I'm compiling the ONT during work hours
Haloween meme
The last 2 years: Peaceful and sane, a documentary
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 14, 2022
I've linked this guy before because he's hilarious. Click through to learn some history
There's currently a bit of noise about the Russian navy's plan to have a live firing exercise off the coast of Ireland, and to be fair the announcement is a little odd.
— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) January 24, 2022
Because traditionally the Russians would simply ask if anyone saw torpedo boats and have at it. pic.twitter.com/fZ6qww9jMD
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Eugene and Mikhail:
This video of Eugene Stoner firing an AK and Mikhail Kalashnikov firing an AR is wholesome content personified. pic.twitter.com/liLOOBFgrh
— ?ﾝﾐﾲ?ﾝﾐﾢ? ?ﾝﾐﾞ?ﾝﾐﾬ? ?ﾝﾐﾜ?ﾝﾐﾢ?ﾝﾐﾥ?ﾝﾐﾜ?ﾝﾐﾭ?ﾝﾐﾲ ? (@NotoriousKRM) October 10, 2022
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:01 PM (Zx9Fg)
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Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid51 at October 14, 2022 10:07 PM (3Or4S)
Yeah, happened at Circus Circus to us on a "free" trip. Wife saw him, thought it was me at first, except too skinny and wearing a cowboy hat. Felt my throat being squeezed. There was no (living) one there. Lights on, nobody.
Never going back to Circus Circus. forget if that was the 12th floor or not...been too many years.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:08 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 10:09 PM (up/3i)
Why, your post title works right into my in-progress pome.
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A Bottle Of White. A Bottle Of Red.
Perhaps An ONT Instead.
Be there or be square, as the beatnik said.
Yay! It's the OverNight Thread.
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click nic for 2013 Oct-13 Million Vet March video (now booted from YewTewb).
Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube cancelled my YT channel at October 14, 2022 10:10 PM (Pi558)
Because this could change gold-miner movies, a lot.
I would hate to be the one to announce that one at
The School of Mines.
Plus what becomes of William DeVane?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2022 10:11 PM (x61Im)
Methinks there needs to be a bit more detail here. Possibilities :
Pop in your well worn VHS copy of Brokeback Mountain. The garrett solution.
Shout "Yippee ki-yay, mofo!"
Tell him "Shane, you're being paged".
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2022 10:13 PM (JOtiF)
Because this could change gold-miner movies, a lot.
I would hate to be the one to announce that one at
The School of Mines.
Plus what becomes of William DeVane?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2022 10:11 PM (x61Im)
Swimming in his gold like Scrooge McDuck?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:14 PM (atmen)
I even bought new underwear!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2022 10:16 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 10:17 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:17 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Adam Frisch,somewhere in a storage unit at October 14, 2022 10:17 PM (Nn7TV)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2022 10:11 PM (x61Im)
Just blowing in the wind.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 14, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: jewells45 at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (z+OQR)
The Russian tank driver must not have had very good eyesight, because you can see the antitank mines very clearly from drone height. It's tragic these young men have to die because Putin's ashamed of his wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Watching Brokeback Mountain at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (eDL7B)
Hope the cowboy is not John Wesley Hardin.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Do you snore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2022 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 14, 2022 10:20 PM (BJKQV)
The Whiskey Rebellion was where Washington's government needed to satisfy its debts from France and from the Continentals they printed to pay for the Revolution and promised full face redemption (due to the bankers buying them up at a knock down price on the secondary market and insisting on it) and he needed money.
Hamilton suggested enforcing liquor taxes on the Pennsylvanian mountain farmers who brewed whiskey to deal with their excess grain crops, and when they tarred and feathered the tax collectors and sent them home, Washington and Madison sent Henry Lighthorse Lee with an army to bring them to heel.
It could have broken the confederacy of states.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2022 10:20 PM (xhaym)
The Winchester 73' is still at the gunsmiths
I really wanted to show off a really iconic weapon.
sigh. .
Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2022 10:21 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 14, 2022 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)
The Russian tank driver must not have had very good eyesight, because you can see the antitank mines very clearly from drone height. It's tragic these young men have to die because Putin's ashamed of his wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (ayzS/)
Damn, Ukraine takes speed bumps seriously!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:14 PM
This is so much classier in the original Cyrillic...
Добрый вечер всем!
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:22 PM (Zx9Fg)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:23 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2022 10:11 PM (x61Im)
He was on Bosch last year.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
You would have thought it would have been a clown at Circus Circus.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:23 PM (epFyj)
"rides on French country road on Bicycette, avec baguettes"
Posted by: Le Classique Mikleuse at October 14, 2022 10:23 PM (btgnI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
You would have thought it would have been a clown at Circus Circus.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:23 PM (epFyj)
That's only in the basement. Want a balloon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Le Classique Mikleuse en Mode Classique at October 14, 2022 10:24 PM (btgnI)
Kind of like my favorite German food was Turkish doner Kababs. And Greek souvlaki.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 14, 2022 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Thank you!😂
Laughed out loud at the abortion joke ~ what are words i never thought i would say?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:25 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (eDL7
How about one of my favorite foods, Fish and Chips?
I've only had it in America.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:25 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (atmen)
You sweet young thing!
My granddaughters LOVE your jeweler!
You always type shorter than you are.
Hugs dear sweet human...
Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (Zx9Fg)
And fuck Old Blighty's chips, peas, and gravy!
This is America! It's nachos, cheese, and jalapenos MF!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:27 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:27 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: Zettai
I am seeing Litigation for Disabled Persons with Disabilities de le Haiti
Posted by: Baby Doc Miklos and his Tonton Macoutes Rhythm Section at October 14, 2022 10:27 PM (btgnI)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid51 at October 14, 2022 10:07 PM (3Or4S)
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In South Africa the best peanut butter brand is Black Cat.
Posted by: Ciampino - PB sammich at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (atmen)
Do people actually click on those ads in the side bars?
#justasking
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Thank you!😂
Laughed out loud at the abortion joke ~ what are words i never thought i would say?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:25 PM (fivxw)
Yeah, I had to share it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (anj39)
Miklos is about to have a little wine? My translation skills may be lacking.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (fivxw)
I gather that "peignoir" is French for "chubster"...
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (Zx9Fg)
Sure it's not preggers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 10:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 10:26 PM (AmoqO)
Somehow that seems...oxymoronic...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (atmen)
Be sure to sign the kabob donor card on the back of your driver's licence!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 10:30 PM (CL4kO)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:25 PM (fivxw)
Yeah, I had to share it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah, there is fake outrage... and then there are things we SHOULD be outraged about.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 10:30 PM (oHd/0)
I don't know what you's a-sayin', but if you's cussin' me, you's the same damn thing!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at October 14, 2022 10:30 PM (f1Vqw)
I even bought new underwear!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2022
You know we can't really see you, right?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:31 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid51 at October 14, 2022 10:07 PM (3Or4S)
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In South Africa the best peanut butter brand is Black Cat.
Posted by: Ciampino - PB sammich at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Just don't get into cat juggling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai
We watchin yu
Authorized Adibas Resellers
Posted by: Miklos hears not the Cry of thre Horde at October 14, 2022 10:31 PM (btgnI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2022 10:31 PM (Xrfse)
Do people actually click on those ads in the side bars?
#justasking
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)
I have, by accident. Got the face hugger ad. I'll stick with Heimlich.
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 10:32 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:32 PM (Zx9Fg)
The Russian tank driver must not have had very good eyesight, because you can see the antitank mines very clearly from drone height. It's tragic these young men have to die because Putin's ashamed of his wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2022 10:19 PM (ayzS/)
I think she's still a far left nutso. Hell I don't think I've even seen her post opposition. To mutilating kids with all this trans crap. Like the only thing she definitely opposes is stuff like letting men pretending to be women in womens prisons and womens shelters. But even that makes her a far right Nazi to the left.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (Hx8+C)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (atmen)
Be sure to sign the kabob donor card on the back of your driver's licence!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 10:30 PM (CL4kO)
And that's where trannies get their junk...
Although, makes one wonder if some day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
I never really had Donner or know of many Turkish places. They are quite similar I think. Every great cuisine has their version of the Fajita when you think about it. What is Peking Duck if not a Chinese Fajita?
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Miklos Trusts les Expertes at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (btgnI)
Nachos >>>> Chips, peas and gravy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Miklos hears not the Cry of thre Horde at October 14, 2022 10:31 PM
Orda vzyvayet!
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:34 PM (Zx9Fg)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 10:35 PM (bJxw1)
Nachos >>>> Chips, peas and gravy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (1Nxff)
Um, and Poutine? I would assume somewhere in the middle?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (1Nxff)
Get rid of the mushed peas, replace with cheese curds, and you have poutine, which is yummy. You can feel your arteries clog with every bite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 10:36 PM (CL4kO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 14, 2022 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
They apparently, obviously, are a different type of pea. According to the internet. I ate some accidentally once with some fish and chips.
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 10:36 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: pookysgirl, resting up for the trip home at October 14, 2022 10:36 PM (yz9CB)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:37 PM (fivxw)
@trafalgar_group
New #GenericBallot @trafalgar_group #Poll (10/10-12) shows similar margin but increase in undecided:
48.2% #GOP
42.9% #Dem
8.9% Und
Or am I reading this wrong?
Posted by: 29Victor at October 14, 2022 10:37 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (eDL7B)
Donner is only served for large parties.
Posted by: C Errol Madre at October 14, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Totally disgusting. Having said that, it might look quite appealing come February. The winter of FJB's discontent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2022 10:38 PM (Xrfse)
https://twitter.com/sophiadahl1/
status/1500399860335493124
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)
One of the co-jones
Has possession and custody
I might be replaceable, but the jacket is not.
The Power Dynamic is clear.
Posted by: Vladimir Miklos will not invade anytime soon at October 14, 2022 10:39 PM (btgnI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU
All the times I've seen that before, and I just now noticed that he's the cat juggler.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:39 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: polynikes
When I started reading that, I thought for sure you were going to say that you only like early, fresh peas.
My parents grew their own vegetables. I like fresh peas and fresh string beans, hate both when canned.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Marooned at October 14, 2022 10:40 PM (w6hJ9)
I saw it at the State Fair.
Posted by: sal at October 14, 2022 10:40 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2022 10:40 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:40 PM (atmen)
100 years ago, if you said people of all races should be treated the same, you were considered a dangerous radical.
50 years ago, if you said people of all races should be treated the same, you were considered a moderate.
Today, if you say people of all races should be treated the same, you are considered a dangerous radical.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (1Nxff)
"rides on French country road on Bicycette, avec baguettes"
Posted by: Le Classique Mikleuse at October 14, 2022 10:23 PM (btgnI)
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bicyclette
Posted by: Ciampino -- PB sammich at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:28 PM (atmen)
Indeed!
With cigara berekt!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (anj39)
My aunt also hates them, to the point she will not allow them in her home.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)
I have the palate of a hobo so take that into consideration.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (xhaym)
That you Kimosabe?
Posted by: Romeo13
¥eah, now that you mention it, a mask and tight pants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (CL4kO)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:33 PM (eDL7B)
Donner is only served for large parties.
Posted by: C Errol Madre at October 14, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Better get them while you can, they're disappearing fast...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
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GFY
Posted by: Peas at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (Qzn2/)
That's because the Brits don't do it, the Indians do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (r46W7)
He said +4 gets them past their (recent-past century) high in the House. And +5 was too nuts to even speculate on.
Which must be why Fox was doing all the 'Republicans have no chance' election coverage I happened to see earlier.
Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (kOpft)
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=JNwNXF9Y6kY
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (atmen)
Posted by: publius
I still got Clempson Blue Cheese in my Refridermator!
Posted by: Archy Miklos-Campbellmator at October 14, 2022 10:43 PM (btgnI)
Thunder thighs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:43 PM (BF7OB)
That's because the Brits don't do it, the Indians do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (r46W7)
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OTOH, English Mexican food is an absolute trainwreck. Makes you pine for Taco Bell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Marooned at October 14, 2022 10:40 PM (w6hJ9
If I were there I'd would have hit a woman for the only time in my life. More than once.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (epFyj)
My aunt also hates them, to the point she will not allow them in her home.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 14, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Snow pea pods in Asian cooking...
Also Water Chestnuts.
#tasty
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (BgMrQ)
There are many outstanding chippies or fish and chip joints. The problem is there are way more crappy ones. Some are four the tourists and some are run by people who don’t know what they are doing, or don’t care.
Nothing novel about this, there is a lot of crappy Italian food and gelato in Italy. The ones who do it right will always be the exception and stand out.
I found four or five great fish and chips places in London. Of course there are many more but they have over a thousand. Sometimes the hunt is the fun, other times it can be a pain.
For context, I cant think of a legit chippie at home in my part of the USA I would call great.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
It reminded me of the time my idiot brother wore a mask when he came to my house, with just the two of us present. I found it very annoying.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 14, 2022 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Sounds like the best buddy cop show ever!
Posted by: pookysgirl,
I can actually claim both names
Posted by: Miklos thinks it should be a Quinn Martin Production at October 14, 2022 10:45 PM (btgnI)
https://tinyurl.com/3mv4abve
Nice front end.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:45 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (atmen)
Frigid though...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (BF7OB)
Thunder thighs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:43 PM (anj39)
That's because she always eats out
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (eDL7B)
Again hobo palate here. I think Long John Silvers is really good.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: pookysgirl, crossing her fingers at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (yz9CB)
Thunder thighs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:43 PM (anj39)
Thicc thighs save lives...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Rock solid here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2022 10:47 PM (4enNW)
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bicyclette
Posted by: Ciampino
Brigitte was too busy to pronounce correctly.
Posted by: Miklos who persuaded a girl to do a total D-Day once at October 14, 2022 10:48 PM (btgnI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:48 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:44 PM (eDL7B)
Again hobo palate here. I think Long John Silvers is really good.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (epFyj)
My dad loved their fried fish. My wife loves their hush puppies. Not too many here in San Diego these days, but will pick some up when visiting my MIL, who's buried across the street from it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Jest scrape the blue stuff off and it'll still be good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 10:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos thinks it should be a Quinn Martin Production at October 14, 2022 10:45 PM (btgnI)
Holy cow, I FOUND EUGENE FITZHERBERT!
Posted by: pookysgirl loves Tangled at October 14, 2022 10:48 PM (yz9CB)
Rock solid here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X
earlier today, I couldn't even connect to the site on my iphone.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, crossing her fingers at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (yz9CB)
Lock on, Scotty! We're losing her!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 10:49 PM (CL4kO)
And I’m not even The Paolo.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:48 PM (atmen)
Just please don't tell me Shaggy and Scooby get it one. That would be too much for me to take.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:49 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (4zxRq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Groan!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym)
Totally disgusting. Having said that, it might look quite appealing come February. The winter of FJB's discontent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I won't have to eat peas and gravy, I'm storing up lots of spaghettios, canned beef stew, soup, and corned beef hash.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:49 PM (fivxw)
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You're not supposed to smoke it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (Qzn2/)
Totally disgusting. Having said that, it might look quite appealing come February. The winter of FJB's discontent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I won't have to eat peas and gravy, I'm storing up lots of spaghettios, canned beef stew, soup, and corned beef hash.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
And Okra?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai
We'll get back
Posted by: the FBI, who do do a ristualistic burning of Efrem Zimbalist Jr. every Friday at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (btgnI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
That's not a water barrel in the back of the van...
#takeonefortheteam
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)
I have been to several Tex Mex places in London. Most were bad, none reached above mediocre. Then again I am very hard to please in this are. One cool place in London was called The Texas Embassy. It was located a block from where the actual Texas Embassy to the UK stood. It was kind of a fun place that some Americans sunk their money into ad I recall.
I have also sought out the best Tex Mex in Paris. Again, just ok. Some might ask why even do it. But if a Texan is in one place long enough he is going to seek out chips, salsa, and a Margarita.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 10:52 PM (AmoqO)
Certainly there's no connection...why do you ask?
https://tinyurl.com/2u3v3xxy
Posted by: Ju at October 14, 2022 10:52 PM (aTmM/)
I have been to several Tex Mex places in London. Most were bad, none reached above mediocre. Then again I am very hard to please in this are. One cool place in London was called The Texas Embassy. It was located a block from where the actual Texas Embassy to the UK stood. It was kind of a fun place that some Americans sunk their money into ad I recall.
I have also sought out the best Tex Mex in Paris. Again, just ok. Some might ask why even do it. But if a Texan is in one place long enough he is going to seek out chips, salsa, and a Margarita.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (eDL7B)
My wife tried a Mexican place in China. Mistake. That sour cream? Not sour cream. Whipped cream. WTF?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: H Salt Esq. at October 14, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
It was cheaper and looked the same.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:53 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 10:52 PM (AmoqO)
Bacon-wrapped lambs liver while in Scotland. Best liver I've ever had. (no fava beans and white chiati. I'm not cannibal Bob).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2022 10:54 PM (AMIL/)
It was cheaper and looked the same.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:53 PM (Bd6X
Well, if that's the case, I'm NOT trying their lemonade...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:55 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
And Okra?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
***
Dry it after picking.
Burn it.
Stir ashes.
Burn it again.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2022 10:54 PM (AMIL/)
LeSeuer doesn't sound so tasty to us English speakers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 10:51 PM (eDL7B)
Guy Clark wrote a song about that:
https://youtu.be/DXCCvBzZxmE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 10:55 PM (CL4kO)
It was cheaper and looked the same.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:53 PM (Bd6X
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Melamine and formaldehyde give it some nice body.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 10:56 PM (Qzn2/)
Should probably avoid the fudge as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:42 PM (atmen)
In the crap one with the Indian Velma, she is Asian. And I swear there is something about her "dealing with her feelings for Velma in an article I saw people covering. I'll see if I can find it.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 14, 2022 10:56 PM (Hx8+C)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 14, 2022 10:56 PM (ZDqSJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:57 PM (atmen)
Should probably avoid the fudge as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 10:56 PM (Bd6X
But they said it was fresh made...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Javems
You have to buy the stuff that says "By Appointment to Her Majesty"
That will run out quick.
Posted by: Miklos understands that the Brits are over the Maskiness at October 14, 2022 10:58 PM (btgnI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 10:57 PM (atmen)
I saw an ad for a place when I was in Scotland. Hell no. Although I thought it was funny that every ethnic food place sold fish and chips...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/2u3v3xxy
Sad. God have mercy.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 10:58 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Ed Norton, Subterranean Sanitation Engineer at October 14, 2022 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Javems
You have to buy the stuff that says "By Appointment to Her Majesty"
That will run out quick.
Posted by: Miklos understands that the Brits are over the Maskiness at October 14, 2022 10:58 PM (btgnI)
Don't want His Majesty's cream...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 14, 2022 11:00 PM (Hx8+C)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2022 11:00 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2022 11:00 PM (z+OQR)
Had a very tasty jellyfish salad a few weeks ago. Chinese style.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Le Sueur's canned asparagus spears seem to the best tasting brand to us.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:02 PM (atmen)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
While in Aberdeen for a while, in 1976, I saved up and went to a hotel restaurant and ordered a steak. I swear it still had hair on it. Foulest peace of meat I had ever encountered. I might like it today.
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:02 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 11:03 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
That slimy stuff? May as well eat raw goldfish.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Either one deep-fried?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
As Prince Philip famously noted, British woman just can't cook. He got in trouble for that, but he was telling the truth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)
As Prince Philip famously noted, British woman just can't cook. He got in trouble for that, but he was telling the truth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)
Did he think the French women did it better?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
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Slimy is a Chinese food quality that isn't appreciated by Americans.
Except for raw oysters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (Qzn2/)
Wasn't his wife mostly German?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (Bd6X8)
Best friggin' margaritas in the country.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (anj39)
Bunch of anti-okrites. I can't even. I'm report y'all to Twitter or somewhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nerdygirl
During the height of the scare, my Karen, masked up sister was in charge of the blowing of the bubbles for the bridge and groom exiting the church.
That's right - the ones that wore a mask removed them to blow bubbles towards the newlyweds.
It's science!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (bJxw1)
http://northseafishrestaurant.co.uk/
Near St. Pancras station.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2022 11:00 PM (z+OQR)
Oh, no Sahib. The eyes are the best part!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (atmen)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
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Slimy is a Chinese food quality that isn't appreciated by Americans.
Except for raw oysters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (Qzn2/)
Bitter as well, unless it goes in drinks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
I'm sure he was aware of their talents, but not sure cooking was one of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Now tell me about the Greeks, Prince Consort.
I shall think of England
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Houses of Hanover and also Greeks at October 14, 2022 11:05 PM (M5sIu)
Bunch of anti-okrites. I can't even. I'm report y'all to Twitter or somewhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Hey, don't look at me. I love Okra, nice and deep fried to golden perfection. I also like raisins (chocolate covered, in bread, in cookies), liver, and cooked spinach.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:06 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:06 PM (YxA6M)
Posted by: Joey Ramone at October 14, 2022 11:06 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2022 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: publius
Now tell me about the Greeks, Prince Consort.
I shall think of England
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Houses of Hanover and also Greeks at October 14, 2022 11:05 PM (M5sIu)
Al Sharpton doesn't think too highly of them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
I ate at one of the "Aberdeen Steak House" restaurants in Soho once. I swear the steak was boiled.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 14, 2022 11:07 PM (7B5FA)
All of you good people when you are out and about, if it's a McDonald's in the middle of nowhere or a mall or a state fair: know where the exits are and have a plan to get out ahead of time. Be vigilant and be safe.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 14, 2022 11:07 PM (RG7Wy)
Damn, I was about to miss Gutfeld. Think I'll go watch a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:08 PM (YxA6M)
I'm sure he was aware of their talents, but not sure cooking was one of them.
Posted by: publius
Please check Ben Franklin's Letter to his son.
Certain biological and gravitational facts were explained.
Posted by: Miklos with an axe to grind (also fron Old Ben, but with different meaning) at October 14, 2022 11:08 PM (M5sIu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (atmen)
Tater tots with Velveeta.
Fucking Velveeta.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (SIAnw)
Posted by: Colonel Travis
Damn. We were considering going on Monday.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (bJxw1)
Patron Saint of Diabetes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (atmen)
Diabeat-us
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Natalie Wood….mmmmmm…on TCM now…mmmm….
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
But you have to put up with James Dean.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2022 11:10 PM (63Dwl)
Damn, I was about to miss Gutfeld. Think I'll go watch a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
206
Bring the Hindoo to my chambers...
Posted by: Zettai
But...Zettai liked me!
He really liked me!?
Posted by: kat reacts to other Attractive Female at October 14, 2022 11:10 PM (M5sIu)
Tater tots with Velveeta.
Fucking Velveeta.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (SIAnw)
Yum? I guess not.
Their deep-fried plantains are probably much better.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Thats right!
I am!
Report me!
I dare ya!
In fact, knock this piece of okra off my shoulder.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 11:10 PM (anj39)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2022 11:11 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (bJxw1)
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Don't forget to serpentine.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2020 at October 14, 2022 11:11 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: I M Simpleton at October 14, 2022 11:11 PM (jQBOW)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 14, 2022 11:07 PM (RG7Wy)
1. That sounds like the most authentic Texas State Fair, ever. A real, live stammPEED! YeeHaw!
2. Did you stay on for the full eight seconds?
3. /snrk!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2022 11:12 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos was told in Nawlins at October 14, 2022 11:12 PM (M5sIu)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:13 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:13 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: Cicero
"Eat shrimp, live longer.
Eat Oysters, love longer"
Posted by: Miklos was told in Nawlins at October 14, 2022 11:12 PM (M5sIu)
Ah, alas not me. Eat raw oysters, stuck on the porcelain god, if I'm lucky. If I'm not lucky, off to emergency.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 14, 2022 11:07 PM (7B5FA)
Never been to Argentina but, save perhaps for Florence, no one does steaks like US.
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Colonel Travis
Sounds like a typical.friday in Rock Springs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2022 11:15 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (3Lw3j)
Brussel sprouts with bacon and balsamic vinegar. Yum!
I'm not one of those mutants to which cilantro tastes like soap, so I like it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
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See? Convenience store oysters. I never touch 'em.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:13 PM
Islets of Langerhans > Sphincters of Oddi
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:15 PM (YxA6M)
In fact, knock this piece of okra off my shoulder.
Posted by: Diogenes
It is not your okra.
Is was never your okra.
Do you see, Grasshopper?
Posted by: Blind Okra Monk Miklos of Shaolin at October 14, 2022 11:15 PM (M5sIu)
Neighbor got a black cat and named him ash. Their little boy hasn't quite got the "sh" sound down yet and was calling the cat ass.
Shadow is doing well and has already adjusted to his new name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 11:16 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
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See? Convenience store oysters. I never touch 'em.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Well, there's that, and gas station sushi. But even the good stuff I can't eat. Transplants generally leave you immunocompromised...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
I like Brussell sprouts, okra, and cilantro. I'm a heretic around here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (3Lw3j)
_________
Her Majesty loves all those as well. She cooked up a big batch of Brussels sprouts this afternoon and the smell hasn't left the house yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (1Nxff)
$1 each on Fridays!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM
After I ejaculate...
Any moment now...
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (YxA6M)
Neighbor got a black cat and named him ash. Their little boy hasn't quite got the "sh" sound down yet and was calling the cat ass.
Shadow is doing well and has already adjusted to his new name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 11:16 PM (Bd6X
My elder, when small saw a trash truch, and within ear-shot of his grandma said, "Look! Dum Fuck!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: free tibet at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (fjfub)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:19 PM (Csa3Q)
That's hilarious. How'd he know I was driving that day?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at October 14, 2022 11:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (3Lw3j)
Especially when you leave out the brussels sprouts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2022 11:20 PM (llON8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Damn. We were considering going on Monday.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (bJxw1)
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You'll be fine Monday. All the F-ing morons show up on Friday and Saturday nights. Unfortunately, tonight was the only night we could go because of having in-laws in town. Father-in-law was pushed over, he is fine but got scraped up. Never going on a weekend again!
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 14, 2022 11:20 PM (RG7Wy)
___
brussel sprouts
okra
cilantro
But since I'm a loser mutant, what does it matter?
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:21 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:06 PM (YxA6M)
Wait a minute. I thought Gutfield was, you know....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 14, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (atmen)
I do not think there is much real love for her. She is the current curiosity. More attractive than some (certainly politicians) and if it gets the AOC thottery off the page and consign her to the sandra fluke dustbin of AOS history, I am all for it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:22 PM (dNqv+)
cilantro
But since I'm a loser mutant, what does it matter?
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:21 PM (Csa3Q)
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Loser mutants are welcome here. Come. Eat Doritos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:18 PM (3Lw3j)
Especially when you leave out the brussels sprouts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2022 11:20 PM (llON
Kale, Cabbage, Brussel Sprouts, cauliflower, Kholrabi, and Broccoli are all from the same basic plant, Brassica Oleracea...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
So you’re married to one of the most beautiful women in the history of the planet, Robert Wagner, and you still need the Jerry Sandusky buttlove? That’s the textbook definition of faggotry.
Robert Wagner is a fag. Screw him. Had I been of the proper age, I could’ve given Natalie the lovin’ she deserved.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:23 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 14, 2022 11:23 PM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 11:23 PM (Bd6X8)
"According to the Dallas Police Department, officers responded to Fair Park after a large crowd came running out of the gate around 8:50 p.m.
When officers investigated the incident, they determined there was no active shooter and no shots were fired. There were also no injuries reported, officials said.
Karissa Condoianis, a spokesperson for the fair, told WFAA that some fairgoers were 'trying to create chaos' by running through the fairgrounds."
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 14, 2022 11:23 PM (RG7Wy)
okra
cilantro
But since I'm a loser mutant, what does it matter?
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:21 PM (Csa3Q)
Agreed on all. I still find it interesting how high a percentage of AOS commenters have the cilantro thing. When I mentioned this to our food scientist/tasting trainer at a former job, she said it was a rare thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (dNqv+)
___
brussel sprouts
okra
cilantro
But since I'm a loser mutant, what does it matter?
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:21 PM (Csa3Q)
Unlike the comic books, being mutants does not, in general, make us better. Why I got my transplant; am a mutant too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Brussels Sprouts are just fetal cabbages.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (CL4kO)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Brussels Sprouts are just fetal cabbages.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (CL4kO)
You like baby carrots? Try our baby cabbages!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 11:26 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 14, 2022 11:21 PM
I'm in love with two (2) girls...
Posted by: Milli "Zettai" Vanilli at October 14, 2022 11:26 PM (YxA6M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2022 11:26 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (Csa3Q)
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Come tonight and stretch out!
Posted by: The Producers of Bros at October 14, 2022 11:27 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Hmmm. None are a favorite of mine. Cabbage and Broccoli are probably the most inoffensive, but even they taste... off to me. Also an odd texture. Never have been able to like them even though I have given them a good try.
Ex: Corned Beef and Cabbage should be better than it is. Just an off flavor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:27 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)
Yes, fried oysters are tasty. One of the few ways I can have them. Had them grilled once by a Vietnamese family; were quite good that way too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Bummer. Kat is dressed conservatively, no leg, no nothing.
I'm suspicious of Tulsi, but Tulsi >> Liz Cheney.
This DVR thing is great. I can rewind live TV.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:28 PM (atmen)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:28 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (bJxw1)
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You'll be fine Monday.
Is there something nobody is telling me about?
Posted by: Miklos forgets at October 14, 2022 11:28 PM (or0mQ)
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This^
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:28 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:29 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Sounds delicious
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 11:29 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Miklos, guess-hazarding at October 14, 2022 11:29 PM (or0mQ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2022 11:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2022 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2022 11:09 PM (bJxw1)
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You'll be fine Monday.
Is there something nobody is telling me about?
Somebody borrowed Ace's time machine to see how Monday turned out, I think.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 11:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:28 PM (Csa3Q)
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You'll have the whole theater to yourself?
Posted by: The Producers of Bros at October 14, 2022 11:30 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:30 PM (AmoqO)
That blew my mind when I first learned that. Different cultivars, they're called, of the same species.
Me, I've got the gene that makes Brussel Sprouts taste bitter. Taste awful. None of the other cultivars have that compound in the much. Sometimes the outer leaves of cabbage will have enough to taste, so I always throw the first couple layer of leaves out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Javems
This.Guy.Knows.
Posted by: Miklos, in best Yat accent at October 14, 2022 11:30 PM (or0mQ)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 14, 2022 11:31 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Sounds delicious
Brussels sprouts” and “yum” do not belong together in the same book, let alone the same chapter, page, paragraph, sentence, or clause.
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Haha. I mean, yum. 😁
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 14, 2022 11:31 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 14, 2022 11:31 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:31 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 11:32 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:32 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:33 PM (Csa3Q)
That blew my mind when I first learned that. Different cultivars, they're called, of the same species.
Me, I've got the gene that makes Brussel Sprouts taste bitter. Taste awful. None of the other cultivars have that compound in the much. Sometimes the outer leaves of cabbage will have enough to taste, so I always throw the first couple layer of leaves out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
That does remind me of the Simpsons episode where Lisa tells Homer that bacon, pork chops and ham all come from the same critter..."A wonderful Magical Animal..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlhwGTnHw0o
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:34 PM (ynpvh)
Oof, been there. It's been hell raising her
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 11:35 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:35 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:35 PM (Csa3Q)
In your case, it's the destination, not the trip.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius
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I actually like broccoli, but that's pretty much it.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:36 PM (Csa3Q)
https://tinyurl.com/mrhxxxs
https://tinyurl.com/5ybm5u6r
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:37 PM (dNqv+)
Oof, been there. It's been hell raising her
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 11:35 PM (WF/xn)
Yikes. Mom did some whacky stuff to us, but never used food that way. Although it was punishment enough eating her dried steak. Couldn't leave the table until it was swallowed, but no matter how much I drank to rehydrate it, it was still tough as hell...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos with Serious Fritz Feld POP! at October 14, 2022 11:38 PM (or0mQ)
Posted by: jim
___
About 12 hours from my AO to CenTex.
My faith in humanity has taken a nosedive, and the anxiety is off the charts right now.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:38 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:39 PM (atmen)
Posted by: publius
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I actually like broccoli, but that's pretty much it.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:36 PM (Csa3Q)
I do too. But the farts...and you thought eating beans was bad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2022 11:39 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Not when you cook it with chicken teriyaki.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:40 PM (zYA/b)
Posted by: jim
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About 12 hours from my AO to CenTex.
My faith in humanity has taken a nosedive, and the anxiety is off the charts right now.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:38 PM (Csa3Q)
And I guess anti-anxiety meds are off the table if you're driving...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
When in Rome... Here in the US, no matter the ethnic food type, most of the restaurants will offer a hamburger option (maybe just for kids, but still).
PS I like fish & chips. Yum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2022 11:40 PM (JOtiF)
Not to mention charbroiled.
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:40 PM (AmoqO)
I'm stopping there.
You are on your own.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2022 11:39 PM (5p7BC)
"Emerson" was already taken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 11:41 PM (CL4kO)
My mother put me on the scale every morning and yelled at me.
I had to steal money out of her purse to buy a candy bar for lunch
She padlocked the refrigerator at night so I couldn't eat.
I was in high school. I weighed less than 90 pounds.
I'm fat now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2022 11:41 PM (3fE+V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:42 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 11:42 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
___
I don't take prescription meds anymore, after doing some research on them, and especially after the Pfizer/Moderna/J&J fuckers trying to kill us off.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:43 PM (zYA/b)
Not to mention charbroiled.
Posted by: Javems
I said
This.Man.Knows.
Posted by: Miklos could probably order that from Deanna's out by the lakefront at October 14, 2022 11:43 PM (or0mQ)
My mother put me on the scale every morning and yelled at me.
I had to steal money out of her purse to buy a candy bar for lunch
She padlocked the refrigerator at night so I couldn't eat.
I was in high school. I weighed less than 90 pounds.
I'm fat now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2022 11:41 PM (3fE+V)
Damn! WTF?
My only problem, food wise (otherwise, lots of problems) with my younger child is that I'll make meat for tacos, he'll just load a plate with meat and eat that, no tortillas as filler. Damn, kid, that's expensive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
I don’t know about you, of course, but, with me, driving (even if I’m not the one behind the wheel) usually calms me down. It gets me out of my head as I concentrate on traffic, lose myself in the passing landscape, etc.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 14, 2022 11:44 PM (atmen)
I love broccoli and cabbage. Cauliflower, not so much, nor kale much either, but I can eat them. Brussel Sprouts are so bitter, I can't stand it. Even I'm trying to be polite, I can't make myself eat them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
___
I don't take prescription meds anymore, after doing some research on them, and especially after the Pfizer/Moderna/J&J fuckers trying to kill us off.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:43 PM (zYA/b)
I wish you peace on your drive.
Last year I drove from San Diego to Missouri for my Dad's funeral. The drive back was the pits; almost got creamed several times by crazy truckers. I mean, going downhill in the dark of night, with lots of curves on the NM freeway at 80 MPH? Insane.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (dNqv+)
I'm fat now.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I weighed about 110 when I entered Basic Training the first time. At 5'9" that was below the minimum at the time, so I got to eat whatever I wanted in the chow hall.
Now, I'm fat, and I do not care.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (eDL7B)
PS I like fish & chips. Yum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2022 11:40 PM (JOtiF)
Best hamburger I have ever had, and I have had a few, was in Sorrento, Italy, at a little burger joint next to out hotel.
I use to think of pasta and pizza when I thought of Italy. After a couple to trips there I now think of beef. Never been to Rome though and I do love pasta.
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (dNqv+)
If it was my Dad the last few years he drove, why yes; he was a danger to everyone inside and outside the car...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
Let them eat what they like.
and leave them the fuck alone to choose.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2022 11:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Whatever happened to purposely using a lower gear to control your speed and save your brakes? That's how Dad taught me on downhills.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:47 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Same here, I hate riding shotgun.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:48 PM (zYA/b)
Now, I'm fat, and I do not care.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM
I had the coveted eat-all-you-want tag in BT because under-weight...
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:48 PM (xrcry)
Let them eat what they like.
___
Thank God my granddaughters are being raised this way.
Their mom is doing a wonderful job.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:49 PM (zYA/b)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2022 11:49 PM (KAi1n)
― Will Rogers
Posted by: Just Me at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (Ur3ox)
I have dropped 70 pounds since Covid. I am now wearing suits and tee shirts from the earl nineties. The thing I most notice is that everything was made in America and the quality is incredible.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (eDL7B)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Whatever happened to purposely using a lower gear to control your speed and save your brakes? That's how Dad taught me on downhills.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:47 PM (dNqv+)
I guess they figured the cars could be used to slow them down...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:48 PM (xrcry)
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You got two scoops of shit on your shingle?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zettai
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Same here.
Second time, in 2001, I was in my prime (early 30s), and much more muscular (due to working in a factory).
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (zYA/b)
I'm stopping there.
You are on your own.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2022 11:39 PM (5p7BC)
"Emerson" was already taken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Never met a Canadian chick named after a city.
OK Queen was a Windsor, but adopted name. And married, and Queen (Empress a bit too, which can be offputting to Peasant Types).
Posted by: Miklos would say hi to a reasonably cute chick named Medicine Hat, if she looked likie she would be at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (35vgk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM
Hell, three (3), sometimes four (4)!
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:51 PM (xrcry)
― Will Rogers
Posted by: Just Me at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM (Ur3ox)
My dad died the way he wanted to.
In his favorite chair, never having to see the doctor or dentist again, and never having to walk down "those damned steps".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 14, 2022 11:52 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:50 PM
Hell, three (3), sometimes four (4)!
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:51 PM (xrcry)
Wow, that's a lot o shit there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
Now, I'm fat, and I do not care.
Posted by: SMH
Gift Certificate AWARDED
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at October 14, 2022 11:53 PM (35vgk)
I'm stopping there.
You are on your own.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2022 11:39 PM (5p7BC)
Wisconsin? What a cheezy name...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Colonel Travis
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It's nothing compared to those that are driving from the NE.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:53 PM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2022 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2022 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
I loved driving the interstate at 80...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:54 PM (ynpvh)
The nice Korean folks who ran the chow hall at FLW after a couple of days knew what I liked and just piled my tray high, smiling the whole time!
The fatties hated me...
Posted by: Zettai at October 14, 2022 11:54 PM (uHeVZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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You crazy kids.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2022 11:55 PM (Qzn2/)
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Met my hub at Schofield Barracks around the same time.
Doubt we'll ever return there. In fact, I'm kinda certain of it.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 11:56 PM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 14, 2022 11:56 PM (SIAnw)
And I'll take your Okra Challenge, in return. I'm sure you or Miley can finagle some form of the vile weed I might find resembling "palatable"?
I'm willing to try. *throws gauntlet*
Veggies at three paces! You'll be hearing from my Second!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2022 11:56 PM (e6UQI)
The fatties hated me...
Posted by: Zettai
You are among friends here
Posted by: Miklos makes his own kimchi at October 14, 2022 11:56 PM (35vgk)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 14, 2022 11:56 PM (SIAnw)
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I shall alert the media.
Posted by: Hobson at October 14, 2022 11:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 14, 2022 11:56 PM (SIAnw)
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I shall alert the media.
Posted by: Hobson at October 14, 2022 11:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Sound's like a Hobson's choice to me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
Jim
He doesn't know about the self-aware, unstoppable Oka/kudzu hybrid...how it escaped, I will never know...
Posted by: prof. Dr. Miklos, how did it go so wrong... at October 14, 2022 11:59 PM (35vgk)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2022 11:59 PM (KAi1n)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0gafAuTHI
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:00 AM (zYA/b)
Jim
He doesn't know about the self-aware, unstoppable Oka/kudzu hybrid...how it escaped, I will never know...
Posted by: prof. Dr. Miklos, how did it go so wrong... at October 14, 2022 11:59 PM (35vgk)
I'm told that Kudzu is edible...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2022 12:00 AM (atmen)
I had to look upthread to remember my point. It had to do with hamburgers lol. In many parts of the USA you will see restaurants that call themselves Tex Mex. And on their sign or menu they have Pupusas. An obvious sign the owners are from El Salvador, not Mexico. Or maybe they just cater to an El Salvador crowd. Either way, I have never had great Tex Mex at a place that serves pupusas.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:00 AM (eDL7B)
My most enduring memory of BT was the perpetual hunger -- I went in at about 9st and came out 11+ though! None of the gain was fat...
I was genuinely fond of the chow hall staff, as they took care of me the best they could....
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:01 AM (56ESQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2022 12:01 AM (anj39)
Pro tip for those so inclined: add a little bit of garlic powder and a touch of cayenne to the cornmeal, Along with the requisite salt and pepper.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 15, 2022 12:02 AM (SIAnw)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2022 11:59 PM (KAi1n)
Could be worse. I don't take my meds, I eventually die. That's why if there's a nuclear war, I want to be at ground zero.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
A year and a half later I'm at my best weight. I don't intend to ever gain that much again.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 15, 2022 12:02 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SamIam at October 15, 2022 12:02 AM (oasF3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2022 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
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How about the BBQ on this trip. I'm not adding a question mark to that sentence because you cannot be doing this trip and not do that. You just can't. A better question: You are going for BBQ, so where are you going?
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 12:03 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 12:03 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2022 12:00 AM (atmen)
How about some Limburger?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
I’ll meet you when you beat your feet to our deplorable Texas MoMeet.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 15, 2022 12:03 AM (EXyHK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Most folks will not be at ground zero.
Radiation sickness will take more people than the immediate impact. Not to mention slow starvation due to not being able to grow anything.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:04 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2022 12:04 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2022 12:04 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Zettai
HIRED FOR VIP TZAMAPOTLI CHOW LINE
Posted by: Miklos has been offered a Gov't. Contract to feed 11,00/day in Culturally Respectful ways at October 15, 2022 12:05 AM (35vgk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2022 12:04 AM (atmen)
Smells like hell, but does taste good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2022 11:41 PM (3fE+V)
No.
You're not.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2022 12:01 AM (anj39)
Was wondering who was wearing her name tag last year.
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 12:06 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2022 12:06 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2022 12:06 AM (atmen)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:07 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2022 12:06 AM (Qzn2/)
That'll protect you from Monkey Pox.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Evil Dr. Kudzu at October 15, 2022 12:07 AM (35vgk)
Don't wanna be a fat ma-a-a-an, people would think that I was just good fun...
Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one!
Posted by: Jethro "Zettai" Tull at October 15, 2022 12:08 AM (56ESQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Tom MacDonald - "Sheeple"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgFgnXtF9Cc
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:09 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Cicero
Which brand of cereal still gives those away?
Posted by: Miklos will kill for Box Tops, if needed at October 15, 2022 12:09 AM (35vgk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2022 12:09 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai
Had a kid show up in the battalion mess section in Germany. A baker. The mess sergeant put him to work. In three months we lost him to Brigade and he was put in charge of the morning pastries.
Damn that kid could cook! He had a great attitude and was fun to chat with.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2022 12:10 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Miklos has been offered a Gov't. Contract to feed 11,00/day in Culturally Respectful ways at October 15, 2022 12:05 AM
The Rama-lama-tzamapotli chow line??
I'm there, dude!
Posted by: Jethro at October 15, 2022 12:10 AM (56ESQ)
Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one!
Posted by: Jethro "Zettai" Tull
I'm built for comfort
I ain't built for speed
Posted by: Miklos-Willie Dixon, emphasizing the Willie part at October 15, 2022 12:11 AM (35vgk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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There is a very good tex mex place near Trafalger Square called the Texas Embassy. It's in the location of the actual Texas Embassy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2022 12:11 AM (5p7BC)
Lucked into perfect health, pretty much, though I've always been active or extremely active, and had a good diet. Looking into cigar issues now. Funny, though not shocking, how very little actually useful research has been done. Though so far, nothing very worrisome.
Would be nice to have actual science, rigorous and done right, completely divorced from preconceptions, puritan impulses, financial conflicts, and that pesky totalitarian urge. A pony would be nice, on top of that.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:11 AM (OTzUX)
"I know poor white folks and black celebrities with millions
They starve you wit' a lack of information
And only give you facts to a branded corporation
Distort your worldview with an algorithm that changes
Based on propaganda curated for your engagement"
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:11 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:00 AM (eDL7B)
But pupusas are yummy in their own right. I first encountered them from a little food stand next to the Mirador at Caterina in Nicaragua. Last winter, I discovered a little Salvadoran cafe next to the Old Tin Cotton Gin in Santan Valley, AZ, that makes them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2022 12:12 AM (CL4kO)
I'm there, dude!
Posted by: Jethro
We also put on a Show on Saturdays.
Posted by: Otis Miklos-Day and the Knights at October 15, 2022 12:13 AM (35vgk)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:13 AM (56ESQ)
Tell you that you're fat and poor and you were never beautiful
Then tweet how much they love you when they hear about your funeral
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:13 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2022 12:11 AM (5p7BC)
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It's closed now. They didn't have Dr Pepper when I went. I mean....
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 12:13 AM (RG7Wy)
Oppressive and chaotic is how it was designed
They sayin' "We ain't doin' nothin' wrong, there's nothin' to hide"
While their agenda and intelligence completely classified
They don't teach you rights in school, you never learn 'em at all
'Cause they're easy to remove if you don't know what they are
The only people you can rule are the criminal ones
So they force you into corners 'til you're breakin' the law
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:14 AM (zYA/b)
Baku had a Mexican place that I mean to try, right near my favorite kebab joint, but never got around to it.
Had a pretty decent Mex meal near Anchorage.
Yet had fantastic Chineee grub in ..... Eritrea (pretty sure this is part of the Chinese African thing, not much presence there *yet* back then, but probably preparing the way). Chinese staff (one of us fluent in Chinese, so got the full story). Great Chinese, Italian, and of course "national food" (injerra and stews). At the Horn of Africa.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:16 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
That itself is worthy of another CJM podcast.
Posted by: Miklos has Opinions! at October 15, 2022 12:16 AM (35vgk)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 15, 2022 12:16 AM (pkAcY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 15, 2022 12:17 AM (7bRMQ)
Glued to screens, just part of the machine
Y'all are sheeple, what do y'all believe?
To all my sheeple, nothing's what it seems
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:17 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:17 AM (qIiX+)
Did any of y'all who did Germany have the same setup?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 15, 2022 12:17 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: HilariousinbredcretinsCorp at October 15, 2022 12:18 AM (35vgk)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (OTzUX)
Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (ynpvh)
Anyway, that was a fun place, we got the shirts. I was there last in the late nineties. I have been back to London but that place is from long gone memories.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (eDL7B)
Buy a box of band-aids too...you can slap a couple of them over your eyes if anyone in the bunker is disfigured from the nuclear blast...
; D
Posted by: Ju at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (aTmM/)
Did any of y'all who did Germany have the same setup?
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Nope, since I never got to go to Germany.
But KP duty was a common occurrence for me, since I couldn't keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Jim, at night on the freeway in New Mexico? Why slow to 80? Keep it just under the felony limit. It ain't like you are missing a view. In daytime I could understand slowing down that much. Just to look around, then back to 99
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (/yVB8)
Damn that kid could cook! He had a great attitude and was fun to chat with.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2022 12:10 AM (anj39)
There was an Army baker/cook named Warren Leruth who became probably the most influential chef in New Orleans in the 20th century. Missed my chance to eat at his place once because I had to go offshore.
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 12:20 AM (AmoqO)
I just want to know if they did the kneeling, and if not, does that mean that "racism" has been fixed?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:20 AM (OTzUX)
I reckon we'll wing it regarding BBQ.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2022 12:09 AM (x8Wzq)
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Texas Monthly ranks the Top 50 every four years. The last ranking came out last year. I have not been to all these places, I've been to many over the years and sometimes I do not understand why they are ranked so high. Everyone's mouth is subjective.
Anyway, here is some info from Texas Monthly if you want to see what's around you. Have a fun trip.
https://tinyurl.com/ybjap5aa
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 12:21 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:22 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 12:20 AM (AmoqO)
My cook guy showed up in 1977.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2022 12:23 AM (anj39)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUg5Mxb2Oc
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:23 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2022 11:42 PM (dNqv+)
Seconded! I pretty much hit the jackpot both with my parents and with my MIL.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 15, 2022 12:24 AM (7SwmH)
That's really cool. Amazing detail and the wood is beautiful. Wrong kind of otter though.
But absolutely beautiful work. Thank you for thinking of me.
It's fun. There's a few folks who see a picture of an otter, or a sculpture, or an actual OTTER, and think of me and smile. I think that's a pretty good thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:24 AM (aiBxL)
Did any of y'all who did Germany have the same setup?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 15, 2022 12:17 AM (KATBx)
Out in the field we washed the dishes. On the Kaserne, the krautlanders did. Cooks were always Army.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 15, 2022 12:25 AM (1DgE4)
Highly recommend.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 15, 2022 12:25 AM (7SwmH)
I'd certainly try them. But as I understand it. There's a certain compound in them in relatively high concentration. If you've got the gene, you taste that compound and it tastes bitter (I think there are variations, some will taste it more than others), and just overwhelms all the other flavors.
If you don't have the gene, you don't taste that compound, and you can enjoy the other flavors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 12:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2022 12:27 AM (anj39)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:19 AM (zYA/b)
Hah, if I had been in the service I would have had the same
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:28 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:28 AM (U2p+3)
One time at an ADT, the first day in the field we went all day, a very hot day, without water, breakfast, or lunch... Dinner was, get this, two (2) slices of white bread with a drizzle of spaghetti sauce over it! Logistics problem, I assume...
Anyway, after receiving this magnificent bounty courtesy of the USAR and Fort Drum, I walked a short way from the line and drop kicked my ration about 20 feet in the air and said some words, which led to me to being taken aside for intensive counselling...
I was quite grateful for the untreated sewage from the "water" buffalo later that evening, though...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:29 AM (qIiX+)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:29 AM (eDL7B)
That's really cool. Amazing detail and the wood is beautiful. Wrong kind of otter though.
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Posted by: nurse ratched
I wonder, during the long and glorious use and development of the English language, if, or how often the phrase "wrong king of otter" has been used.
Posted by: Miklos sends Nurse Kudos (which might be a First itself) at October 15, 2022 12:30 AM (z29vu)
But absolutely beautiful work. Thank you for thinking of me.
It's fun. There's a few folks who see a picture of an otter, or a sculpture, or an actual OTTER, and think of me and smile. I think that's a pretty good thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:24 AM (aiBxL)
Says a lot about the people here.
It's either otters or the Stubby Index Finger song....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 15, 2022 12:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMH
I don't know what they would have done with me. Graduating from high school I was 90 pounds and just 5 feet tall. Strong as an ox. Mouthy. Oooof. And opinionated, if you can picture that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:32 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Miklos-Ernie K-Doe at October 15, 2022 12:32 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I would not be here now if I had not joined.
I would be dead.
Either by my mom's hands, or my own.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:32 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:32 AM (OTzUX)
Brussel Sprouts gene:
https://tinyurl.com/2zn8n9gd
One form of this gene will code to taste that compound, the other will note. If you have both copies of the non-tasting gene, you won't taste a thing. Sprouts will likely taste very good to you.
If you have one copy, you will taste it a little bit. Two copies of the taste gene, and they will taste very bitter. That's me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Other than El Salvador, maybe
Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at October 15, 2022 12:34 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:29 AM (eDL7B)
She's spoiled me rotten.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 15, 2022 12:35 AM (7SwmH)
That was gymnastics for me. I got away from my parents, but was thrown into the gauntlet of abuse in the sport. Not just sexual abuse. But it was better than being at home.
We are strong women. We love our kids with a ferocity others cannot understand.
Am looking forward to seeing you and exex soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:36 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Not really.
See you soon fellow Husky!
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 15, 2022 12:36 AM (/yVB8)
If you have one copy, you will taste it a little bit. Two copies of the taste gene, and they will taste very bitter. That's me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
More funding is clearly required.
Posted by: Miklos , Executive Director, Clempsom Okra Institute at October 15, 2022 12:36 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:32 AM (OTzUX)
We live here but don't get out much - LOL
I'll check them out
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 15, 2022 12:37 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:38 AM (U2p+3)
Either by my mom's hands, or my own.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022
My mom was pregnant with me at 15. It was hell raising her, but for the last 40 years she has been a good mom. My stepdad ( Army) married her with 3 kids. He passed about 7 years ago. God bless him
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:38 AM (WF/xn)
He speaks truth to power, which is why he will never be recognized by TPTB, except as someone that needs to be taken down.
He better watch his six.
Tom MacDonald - "WHITEBOY" (201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxJtX081jj4
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:38 AM (zYA/b)
VA disability claim appointments the next two weeks… wish me luck!
Posted by: Paul at October 15, 2022 12:39 AM (MKVoJ)
Though of course mass immigration to the US (even the legal kind) sometimes leads to funny situations.
When the PM of Thailand would visit the US back in the 80s, he would of course go to DC (the WH), NYC (the UN), and ..... LA. Where he'd speak to the Thai community at Santa Monica Civic Auditorium (I saw him open for Dave Matthews ..... nah, that doesn't work). At the time, the largest "Thai" cities I believe were Bangkok, Chiang-mai, Chiang-rai, and ..... LA.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2022 12:40 AM (OTzUX)
The Krauts from Camp Campbell served as the Executive Chefs for SC governors until the late 70s.
Posted by: Miklos, with Fun facts at October 15, 2022 12:40 AM (z29vu)
We are strong women. We love our kids with a ferocity others cannot understand.
Am looking forward to seeing you and exex soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:36 AM
Oof, blessings tou you ladies
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:41 AM (WF/xn)
Maybe we can watch it after the awards ceremony at the MoMe and before the talent show and hot sauce taste off results
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 15, 2022 12:42 AM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Miklos, don't mess with my toot-toot at October 15, 2022 12:42 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:38 AM (WF/xn)
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My mom had me at 22, dad was 26, and had already been in the Navy for eight years by the time I came around (I was the oldest). They had been married for about 5-6 years when I was born.
Things were okay, until I was two, when my brother, Eric, died after he was born, about 24 hours later (he's currently buried in Oakland). Something in my mom...snapped. And she took her grief out on me.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:43 AM (zYA/b)
There is also an asparagus pee smell gene. When you eat asparagus, there is some compound there that is metabolized and excreted by the kidneys quickly. Everyone does this.
But not everyone can smell it. At one time they thought maybe only some people metabolize it in the stinky way, but then they found, no, it was just some people couldn't smell it.
I've got that gene too. I love asparagus, and I definitely pee outside if at all possible a few hours after eating it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)
>I have only once enjoyed sprouts. My brother made two gallons of stew that was pretty tasty. I'll stick with cabbage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 15, 2022 12:43 AM (z+OQR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:44 AM (U2p+3)
Talk about "Lethal Injection", wow!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2022 12:44 AM (e6UQI)
It is like smokeless tobacco, dip, etc. In the US they decided many decades ago that they were all The same, and all bad. To say one is less dangerous in even a superficial way is to destroy the pact they made.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:45 AM (eDL7B)
If you have it on your phone and we can step in the four sq ft of reception, perhaps we can yell at the screen together!
Go Huskies!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:45 AM (U2p+3)
"Isothiocyanate" is the substance in cruciferous vegetables that imparts the "bitter" taste many experience -- It's also found in mustards, horseradish, and wasabi!
Some claim it cures cancer...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:46 AM (Ag1Ss)
I am sorry that happened to you. I always think, please don't do that to our children. It sucks how you were treated, but I hope you are free of it now.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:46 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD)
Tragically she burned out and had serious problems. She seems to be doing well now.
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 12:47 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Miklos, don't mess with my toot-toot at October 15, 2022 12:42 AM (z29vu)
It was a lovely rendition. Thank you. Did not miss a note. Great musicality. Not sure what that is but it sounds correct.
When sportscasters say somebody has a high basketball IQ does it really mean "this guy is a complete idiot but has become a good player in spite of himself"?
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 15, 2022 12:47 AM (/yVB8)
Posted by: rhomboid
Well, I recall that any taxi or tyuk-tyuk driver in Thailand had a list of Virgins from the Countryside....probably the same in LA....
Posted by: Miklos, who emerged Blameless at October 15, 2022 12:48 AM (z29vu)
J. Strom was legend. Sally Quinn, wife of Ben Bradlee, the "doyenne" of the Washington social scene was one. I've only seen the word doyenne used in reference to her.
Anyway, her daddy was some general, who was big in the establishment, and her mother was the doyenne then. They had ol' Strom over when Sally was young in her early 20s, still living with them.
Well, old Strom just came up in between Sally and her mother, and goosed them both on their asses at the same time. "Whoooo!", they both exclaimed at the same time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:46 AM (WF/xn)
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I'll be free of it when I'm dead.
In the meantime, I can only pray for God's strength in dealing with...everything.
Nurse, looking forward to seeing you again also.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:48 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 12:47 AM
Or the next Audie Murphy!
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:49 AM (Ag1Ss)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 12:49 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Pete Bog
My coaches never said that
Posted by: Miklos, who was encouraged to find something more suitable at October 15, 2022 12:50 AM (z29vu)
Laura Ingraham told the story of when she was a young intern on Capitol Hill back in the '80s. She made the mistake of getting into an elevator alone with Strom.
He offered to mash her button for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:52 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:38 AM (WF/xn) ___
My mom had me at 22, dad was 26, and had already been in the Navy for eight years by the time I came around (I was the oldest). They had been married for about 5-6 years when I was born.
Things were okay, until I was two, when my brother, Eric, died after he was born, about 24 hours later (he's currently buried in Oakland). Something in my mom...snapped. And she took her grief out on me.
Posted by: SMH
My mom was 19 when she had me.
Married my dad when she was pregnant.
His parents hated her.
My father was a drunken, spoiled frat boy.
They let me know, on more than one occasion, that had it been 1973, I would have been aborted.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:53 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Miklos
Your lips must be very talented.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Well thank you
But Darleen, Marleen, Charleen and sometimes Rayleen ain't bad neither.
Posted by: Miklos, who got the Widest Trailer at October 15, 2022 12:53 AM (z29vu)
I'll be free of it when I'm dead.
In the meantime, I can only pray for God's strength in dealing with...everything.
Nurse, looking forward to seeing you again also.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 12:48 AM (zYA/b)
Damn, I'm sorry. Hope you can be free of it before that. You are in control now, I hope.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:54 AM (WF/xn)
We have a history of service to the country that dates back to the Revolutionary War. We span the Branches and the service runs from one and done to a career.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 15, 2022 12:57 AM (KATBx)
High Basketball I.Q. (Me) *changes channel*
I used to at least enjoy the game through Playoffs and to the Championship Series. When they're good, they're GREAT.
Wokesitball though? Hard Pass. Popovich can eat ALL the dicks. For him, that's suicide by cannibalism.
They can go the way of the WNBA. (mobius loop)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2022 12:58 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 12:47 AM
Or the next Audie Murphy!
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 12:49 AM (Ag1Ss)
Shit, I don't know about that one. More like Ash from army of darkness. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 12:59 AM (VwHCD)
It couldn't hurt.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 15, 2022 01:00 AM (/yVB8)
I did six (6) years in the Army Reserve and walked away... Only thirty (30) years later did I discover (much to my surprise!) that I was considered a "veteran" -- I gots the word on my driver's license to prove it, and that's about it...
I don't feel like a vet...
Whatever that feels like...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 01:00 AM (k9t01)
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 11:14 PM (AmoqO)
I have been to B.A. (Long story.) Granted, it was thirty years ago but back then, even the Mickey D's were delicious. Any steak I had out was sheer cookery perfection (a lovely red interior) and a most delicious and tender taste of beef on a plate I have ever had. Seriously, ever. I even had a late Saturday night parrilla (built in house grill) feast in the suburbs of all sorts of cuts of beef (plus ice cream delivery on a moped at around 3 in the morning). The beef back then was un-frickin'-real. I've had Texas beef (business trip), not just the slow-cooked b-b-q stuff, and it was properly cooked and quite good, but nowhere near what I had had in Argentina a year earlier.
Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2022 01:00 AM (emlEe)
The one that gets me is smokeless tobacco. AKA dip, dealer, snuff, suns, chaw, etc. This category has historically been more maligned than smoking. The scientists hate it and anyone North of Mason Dix hates it.
The irony is dip, suns, chaw, etc has been proven time and again to be less dangerous. I will leave you with one thing. Cig smokers are much more likely to develop mouth cancer than dippers. Think about what I just said.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 01:00 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 12:59 AM (VwHCD)
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You'd be the only one with a chainsaw for a hand, that's pretty intimidating
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 01:01 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 12:53 AM (U2p+3)
Damn, the world is full of shirts people. I am glad you have your sons. Be well nurse and SMH.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 01:02 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at October 15, 2022 01:03 AM (z29vu)
Back in Strom's hey day (or is it hay day?), it was well known, that if you were a young female womyns, whatever you do, don't let yourself get cornered alone with Strom. He would attempt to assert senatorial privileges.
My mother told a Strom story. This was in the '60s, before I was born. She got on some women's committee for Farm Bureau, I think. Or it may have been another one my father was in, I forget. Anyway, they'd meet with the legislative delegations from time to time.
Ol' Strom came to one, and the "women's committee", well that was right up Strom's alley, so he made sure to go meet with them. They knew well his reputation, and made sure not to let Strom corner any of them. But he had to hug every single one of them.
His hands didn't go anywhere they shouldn't, but he made sure he did get to hug every single one of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 01:00 AM (eDL7B)
Dip is pretty popular here in Alberta. Cowboys and oilfield. Can't smoke on a wellsite, but you can dip snoose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2022 01:05 AM (CL4kO)
Posted by: Quint
I have not done chaw in years.
But I remember two things-
When working late, it will keep you awake.
Also, with some practice, I git a small target with 'baccy juice from a good 20-25 feet.
Posted by: Miklos learnt from his WWI veteran elders at October 15, 2022 01:07 AM (z29vu)
I remember when the war on dip started, it was the mid 80s. Some kid got cancer after dipping for a few years. That one suit put warning labels on the cans. Hell I used it for four decades. Btw they never put a Surgeon General Warning on dip, the warning was mandated by Congress, look it up those who don’t know me.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 01:08 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2022 12:54 AM (WF/xn)
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When your own mom, who carried you in her womb, tells you that she wishes that you had died instead of your brother, that's kinda difficult to get over.
You internalize it. You begin to believe that she's right.
When you're a child, mom is God, and God hates you.
I no longer believe that, of course, but the feelings of inadequacy, remain.
Especially when you're told you're a loser, not only by society at large, but also in a forum you once thought of as welcoming.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:09 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
Also, with some practice, I git a small target with 'baccy juice from a good 20-25 feet.
Posted by: Miklos learnt from his WWI veteran elders at October 15, 2022 01:07 AM (z29vu)
Let Lucky Millinder tell you all about it:
https://youtu.be/Jpi56EGhGrA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2022 01:10 AM (CL4kO)
Posted by: publius
The only reason Strom never got shot (successfully) was he was good on the draw and damn accurate.
D-Day paratrooper and all.
Posted by: Miklos "Archie" Bunker thinks we could use a man like Thurmond again at October 15, 2022 01:11 AM (z29vu)
Whatever that feels like...
Posted by: Zettai
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You are.
You raised your right hand, donned the uniform, did your time honorably.
You're a vet.
Thank you for your service.
And I'm not being snarky.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:11 AM (zYA/b)
Y'all remember as you go about your lives that we're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD, it's a huge part of our heritage.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 15, 2022 01:12 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:09 AM (zYA/b)
You joined the frigging military..TWICE and served in a war zone. That isn't a loser. If you weren't a chick I would say you had balls that clank.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:13 AM (VwHCD)
I am doing what we always do, standing up for truth. If anyone wants to discuss this or criticize me, please do so. One thing I do recommend are the many studies that show Sweden had significantly lower lung cancer than any other Western nation. Everyone knows the reason, they use snus(their dip) instead of smoking cigs. The numbers don’t lie.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 01:13 AM (eDL7B)
I'm sorry.
My best answer has been to raise my boys with love and respect and expecting them to be good men. And they are.
I won.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 01:13 AM (U2p+3)
https://youtu.be/Jpi56EGhGrA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
To dance and spit at the same time would take real skill (depending on who you aim to impress).
Posted by: Miklos respects Real Artists at October 15, 2022 01:15 AM (z29vu)
And I'm not being snarky.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:11 AM
Back atcha!
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 01:15 AM (k9t01)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
I'm with ya -- on both points. I'll smoke anything in anything, a cigarette, a joint, a pipe, a good cigar, a bong, a hookah, any of that shit, but no, I won't have a chaw of tobacky.
Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2022 01:16 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2022 01:16 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tuco at October 15, 2022 01:17 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2022 01:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 01:13 AM (eDL7B)
I don't think you are going to get much argument from many of us here. As a life long non-smoker, I don't mind the aroma of cigars and pipe tobacco. Cigarette smoke is just nasty, particularly American cigarettes, that just reek of ammonia. I think cigarettes were invented as a way to market crap tobacco that was not fit to be used in cigars or pipes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2022 01:18 AM (CL4kO)
I won.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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My daughters are women I am happy to say are well-adjusted, which in this day and age, is more than one can hope for. They're a lot more...empathetic..than I ever was at their ages.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:19 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:09 AM
Here???
Does this individual have a nic??
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 01:19 AM (USr+C)
My one and only brother (older) with the lifetime felony criminal record from hell, now, THERE is a loser. A true-blue, certified and certifiable bucket of brim full losertude, stuck rudder hard to port to loserville at flank speed, even.
Dude spent his 65th n' 66th birthdays in the Hotel State Lockup, and will likely have the ankle bracelet going on for a while longer IF he gets out. We've discussed this before. He's been a loser since before he was late to his own Mom's funeral in 1978.
I have a postgraduate degree in Loser Studies, and YOU, ma'am, are NOT admitted into the program. Now, drop and give me pointTwenty! (that's two. you can do two.. hell, even I can do two and I'm ancient!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2022 01:19 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 15, 2022 01:20 AM (Om/di)
Posted by: Zettai
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There's a couple of them.
I don't feel like naming names right now.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:22 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2022 01:22 AM (CL4kO)
With Miss Lindsay, who inherited Strom's seat, we certainly don't have to worry about him raiding any women's committee meetings.
A twink committee is a another thing, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Does this individual have a nic??
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 01:19 AM (USr+C)
Nic the dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)
A twink committee is a another thing, though.
Posted by: publius
Oh please.
Lindsey is FABULUOUS!
Posted by: Carolina Country Club Republicans at October 15, 2022 01:28 AM (XuANR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What money Old Mama's Carolina fambly had was a combination of Tobacco and Corn farming, plus a few hogs, some chickens, half-dozen cows and a lot of moonshine. Moonshine paid for Kollidge.
I would not be here without any of that, nor would dozens of others.
Posted by: Miklos is proud because nobody from Harvard could do that today at October 15, 2022 01:33 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:19 AM (zYA/b)
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Losers don't do this. You are succeeding at most important job you'll ever have, and that job won't ever end. Your daughters should be extremely proud of you. I've only read your words here and I don't think you're a loser one bit.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 01:34 AM (RG7Wy)
One cool place in London was called The Texas Embassy. It was located a block from where the actual Texas Embassy to the UK stood.
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Clarify this as US States don't have their own embassies or consulates. In fact that would run foul of the Logan Act. US Embassy perhaps?
Posted by: Ciampino --- PB sammich at October 15, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:35 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino --- PB sammich at October 15, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
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Remember, Texas used to be a country.
Wish it still was.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 01:36 AM (RG7Wy)
And he keeps it 'family friendly'
Tom MacDonald - The System
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OshNahVo9-c
"Welcome to the system, everyone's a victim
Doesn't matter if you're black or white, it hates you all
Here inside the system, violence is a symptom
Fighting for what's right, but somehow everyone is wrong"
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:37 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Ciampino --- PB sammich at October 15, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Maybe it goes back to when Texas was its own independent Republic. Or maybe even during our Civil War.
Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2022 01:38 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:38 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Ciampino
Various States and even cities from the US have set up Trade Missions, AKA Embassies for marketing Purposes.
Good jobs, if you know someone who can can get you one.
Posted by: Miklos is well aware at October 15, 2022 01:41 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: Ciampino --- PB sammich at October 15, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Texas was county at one time. Perhaps that is what is being referred to.
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 01:41 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2022 01:42 AM (KAi1n)
Thank you for your concern, but I'm less concerned about my back than lunatic drivers that are texting or whatever.
After getting ran off the road in 2017 by some Zennial not paying attention, I hold fellow drivers in very low regard.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:42 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:43 AM (zYA/b)
Posted by: Miklos does minimal research at October 15, 2022 01:45 AM (1F88D)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:43 AM (zYA/b)
That sounds . . . convenient.
Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2022 01:46 AM (emlEe)
Thank you for being a friend.
For some of us, that is a gift beyond compare.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:38 AM (zYA/b)
Well, its all any of us can hope for really. What was that line in its wonderful life, "no man (person) is a failure who has friends".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 01:47 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:43 AM (zYA/b)
I always say, LAWS rockets should be legal. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 01:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2022 01:49 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: RickZ
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If they didn't abide by the "Keep Away" sign posted in both English and Arabic, the 3-5 round burst from my SAW got their attention.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:49 AM (zYA/b)
"Is this Mrs. Sikorsky?"
"Nyet!" I laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 01:49 AM (Mzdiz)
What are those?
Both my parents' sperm donors skipped out on them when they were young. Then again, Chicago. Even back in the 40s and 50s, you had some black men who were less than shit when it came to their responsibilities.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:52 AM (zYA/b)
What you didn't do in uniform or earn in ribbons, you've MORE than made up for by being the hardest rocking MoFo PATRIOT and woodcrafting genius. Your musical contribution to our world is Medal of Freedom worthy.
I know you to be Moron of the First Order.
I'd be PROUD to share a foxhole with Irongrampa AND you, now. Both of you. No doubt you'll acquit yourself well there, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2022 01:54 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 01:54 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2022 01:54 AM (AmoqO)
There was one person in my basic training unit who should never have been there, as he was actually quite mentally retarded... This came to light at formation when his last name was called and he didn't respond -- he truly did not even know his own surname! He suffered a only a couple of days of extreme abuse by the drill sergeants and his fellow trainees until his unfortunate circumstance became known...
He had to hang around for a couple of weeks until he was chaptered out, but he was taken care of at that point -- he was a good kid who was led astray by an overzealous recruiter, so we were told -- and at formation when the roll was called, the sergeants called him out by his first name! And he was allowed to do most of the stuff the rest of us were doing until he got out!
Everyone was sad when he left, and we all hoped he was at least given a well-deserved honorary honourable discharge!
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 01:55 AM (BF7OB)
Posted by: Javems
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This made me giggle for some reason.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:55 AM (zYA/b)
https://is.gd/pum3CY
Posted by: Ciampino --- PB sammich at October 15, 2022 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 01:57 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Zettai
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Unfortunately, shit-sucking recruiters have always been a thing.
It's even worse now, especially since most young men and women want nothing to do with the woke brigades.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:57 AM (ifBkc)
Yep. At the reception station I met Private Morningstar. She was on her way out because the recruiter hadn't bothered to tell her that she was signing up for the US Army. She was glad to be heading home to Canada.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 15, 2022 02:03 AM (Bd6X8)
Brussels Sprouts are just fetal cabbages.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2022 11:24 PM (CL4kO)
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I read that as 'feral cabbages'.
I love Brussels sprouts, even just heated up.
Posted by: Ciampino - Yummy Brussels sprouts. at October 15, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 01:57 AM
This fellow was utterly heartbroken that he would never become a combat engineer... He could not read, tell time, follow directions, none of that, but he tried with all his heart to do his best the entire time he was there!
So sad...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 02:07 AM (GMCfa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 15, 2022 02:03 AM
Reciting the last three (3) letters of the alphabet at the recruiting office isn't a thing any more, is it?
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 02:11 AM (GMCfa)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2022 02:12 AM (dYOvA)
I got interested in this. Yep, state governments and even cities get into all sorts of relations with foreign govts. Article I, Section 10 says no state shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation with a foreign power.
But then later, it says states can enter into "Compacts and Agreements" with the consent of Congress.
Reading about this, there is much nuance to all this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)
"Is this Mrs. Sikorsky?"
"Nyet!" I laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Hungarian is the most confusingest.
Posted by: Miklos from the Bangalore Support Centre at October 15, 2022 02:15 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2022 02:15 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Yummy Brussels sprouts. at October 15, 2022 02:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2022 02:18 AM (dYOvA)
Posted by: publius
South Carolina spent meelions on "Trade Embassies" in Europe in the 80s-90s.
I got none, because not Connected.
Posted by: Miklos has paid the gummint moar than he has or ever will get back at October 15, 2022 02:18 AM (OHhbM)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2022 01:54 AM (e6UQI)
Well there is that, and I definitely have no regrets. I would do it all over again. I always think of the different choices that were thrown in my path that I could have made, and had I made any one of them my life would have been unrecognizable to me if I looked into that parallel world.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 02:19 AM (VwHCD)
This had me laughing at the reactions.
CartierFamily Reacts To Tom MacDonald - "Brainwashed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAD5bqSVm6Q
It's stuff like this that the younger gen gets.
And maybe, just maybe, it will be the way to totally fuck over the Establishment.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 02:21 AM (ifBkc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
If and when I come to visit next, I will bring a copy of a book I wrote in the 90s that had the list.
I think I still have one (1) copy.
Posted by: Published Author Miklos, forget pants, needs jacket at October 15, 2022 02:22 AM (h1CZF)
And I guess anti-anxiety meds are off the table if you're driving...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2022 11:40 PM (ynpvh)
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If you take anti-anxiety meds then you give the Feds a good excuse to take your guns.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Yummy Brussels sprouts. at October 15, 2022 02:23 AM (qfLjt)
Step two, Infiltrate adults with the news
Step three, Indoctrinate the children through the schools
And the music and the apps on the phones that they use
Step four, Separate the right from the left
Step five, Separate the white from the black
Step six, Separate the rich from the poor
Use religion and equality to separate them more
Step seven, Fabricate a problem made of lies
Step eight, Put it on the news every night
Step nine, When people start to fight and divide
Take control, This is called situational design
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 02:24 AM (ifBkc)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 02:25 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: Blake
Work in Progress?
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Posted by: Pamela Daniel at October 15, 2022 02:31 AM (hBYY+)
"Nyet!" I laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Miley
Hope Mrs. Sikorsky wasn't Polish.
Poles don't like Rooski.
Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów at October 15, 2022 02:31 AM (h1CZF)
I know the service more than some. They used to have a two year hitch. I signed up for six years plus Two on IRR. Of the four of us who jounied, only I fiinished basic and ait. To me it is simply what you do, in fact four inndividusls from high school failed. I was the only one who made it through basic, AIT, and serving. Yet I am not considered a vetetan. I think they have it all wrong. It should be raising your hand.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 02:32 AM (eDL7B)
The indoctrination starts as soon as you come out the womb
Pretty quick we'll make you stupid with curriculums at school
And if the classroom doesn't do the trick, we'll make you watch the news.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 02:32 AM (ifBkc)
You can vote, but even if you win, still everyone will lose
Don't forget to buy designer because Gucci makes you cool
We prioritize material belongings over truth
Get a job that you can't stand so you can buy some cancer food
Go overseas and die for freedom, there's some oil we could use
Our democracy exists so that you think that you could choose
But our algorithms make you do what we want you to do
What's the problem, you're depressed? Society has you confused?
We got medication for you that you'll probably abuse
Go get married to a lady who also don't have a clue
And pump out a few babies that are just the same as you
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 02:33 AM (ifBkc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2022 02:15 AM (a4EWo)
I LOVE it!
Apparently we just radiate long-time partnership - don't know if Publius already told this story, but a lady in the parking lot of the grocery store said she was watching us do the bagging and whatnot and assumed we'd been married for a long time. I thought that was sweet
We're a well-oiled machine, aren't we babe?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 02:25 AM
*furiously starts paperwork for the patent on LSD-infused Viagra before Miklos beats me to the patent office...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 02:33 AM (tVJUR)
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What? 550+ comments in and no shout outs to the Billy Joel reference in the title? Shame.
Posted by: Turn two at October 15, 2022 02:34 AM (kiMOo)
Posted by: SMH
You may not (or ex-ex) trust to share a foxhole with me.
But I would dig you one.
And not half-assed, neither.
Posted by: Miklos who knows where Old mama's military pension comes from and why at October 15, 2022 02:35 AM (liWlm)
Posted by: Pamela Daniel at October 15, 2022 02:31 AM (hBYY+)
Publius, we gotta get down to the border and get us some little children, right quick.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 02:32 AM (eDL7B)
Yeah same deal with my father. He was in the reserves for some years. No vet status for him.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos who knows where Old mama's military pension comes from and why at October 15, 2022 02:35 AM
Adding the grenade sump is always a thoughtful touch!
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 02:36 AM (tVJUR)
Posted by: Miklos thinks Moar Research Funding is needed at October 15, 2022 02:30 AM (OHhbM)
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I'm sleep deprived and therefore easily amused.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 02:36 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)
This is just a very murky area of law, apparently. The wording of Article I, Section 10's "Compacts Clause" would seem to indicate that Congress must explicitly approve all such state agreements with foreign powers.
But they don't. States will do these things on their own, and the Sooopreme Court has been fine with it. Congress could veto any if it wanted to, that's clear, but they usually don't care.
There are some principles the Court has set. No state can "do foreign policy". If a compact or agreement is "doing foreign policy" it's out. If it tries to regular international trade, do something agin' federal policy, it's out.
This has produced some seemingly contradictory rulings over the years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 02:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai
Your Peer-reviewed study and funding Application is conditionally approverved, pending resultation of alll Modalities.
Posted by: University of Miklos Research Centre (Bombay) Pte. Ltd. at October 15, 2022 02:38 AM (bQg86)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Organic pain relieving sustainable free-range okra oil
I'm calling the MyOkra Guy Right Now
Ya'll gonna be rich
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at October 15, 2022 02:42 AM (z29vu)
Posted by: Miley
We got a truck
What he done this time?
Posted by: Darleen, Charleen, Marleen and Bail Bond guy Curtis at October 15, 2022 02:44 AM (OHhbM)
Wonder if I can git duh Govenuh to appoint me and Mily some Okra trade representative to Somewhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
I went to the toughest military school the nation ever had by choice. I joint the Army National Guard at 17. I used to go on drills while I’m High School. A fine chick loved my haircut.
I mention this only to say and prove the term “veteran” has a particular meeting. Guys who skipped College and did a two year hitch are veterans. I am that guy they say thank you to and make a wink to the bouncer.
In the end no one respects vets as do I. But I unlike most now know what the term means. It is not about raising a hand. It is about a debt the US government owes you. They would not want me in because that adds to the debt.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 02:45 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Miley
Me and Pedro is amigos.
Posted by: Miklos Sez, and it's on the way to the Beach at October 15, 2022 02:49 AM (W7KIJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
The Okra Triangle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
All Things are Possible
A former Hungarian Agriculture Minister spent about a million dollars and Fine Times in Chile on the pretext of selling Hungarian cherries to one of the World's largest cherry exporters.
Posted by: Miklos got them Modalities swingin' at October 15, 2022 02:53 AM (W7KIJ)
Example: Court has ruled that no state can extradite anyone to a foreign country. Only the federal govt can do that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 02:53 AM (Mzdiz)
"rides on French country road on Bicycette, avec baguettes"
a little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHjQs6C4UY
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2022 02:53 AM (y7zkd)
Is there a future for this star(fish)-crossed love?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:51 AM
Talk about yer Hives of Scum and Villainy...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 02:54 AM (Q0ZX2)
Posted by: Miklos from GreenOkraTech at October 15, 2022 02:55 AM (h1CZF)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 02:56 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: Zettai
we got likker and women tho
don't get that cold neither
Posted by: Miklos out-points at October 15, 2022 02:57 AM (W7KIJ)
The Congress five or six years ago decided Army National Guard who served twenty years are vets. I am glad they did this but it is arbitrary. I did the exact same thing but for a shorter time. It is not about me, I am over it. My dad was a legit war hero, more than most you see in movies. I joined at. 17, why?, because I could not John at 16 (old bill Cosby joke). I. Only bring this up because there should be more vets, not fewer. Not everyone served and that is ok. How would you feel if you served 6 years; had all these memories, and legally it was if you were a brownie at a a Boy Scout convention?
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 02:59 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2022 03:00 AM (emlEe)
Oh, I'll go to the beach. But I'm gonna need a big umbrella. I think I'll wear one of them old late Victorian swim suit things, big black and white stripes. And a big ol' straw hat. And some of that white shit on my nose.
You'll be proud of me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
"rides on French country road on Bicycette, avec baguettes"
a little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHjQs6C4UY
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
Je propose (considering that the crazy Kids are still Honeymooners, and Miley can translate the French)
https://tinyurl.com/mw6krshp
Posted by: Miklos the Incurable Romantic at October 15, 2022 03:01 AM (OHhbM)
Speaking of cold, we're gonna get a frost next Tuesday morning looks like. It's a bit of an early one. Normal frost date is Oct. 28th.
Fun fact. The definition of the "normal" first frost date is 70% of first frosts occur on or after that date. There's a 30% chance it will occur earlier.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:02 AM (Mzdiz)
don't get that cold neither
Posted by: Miklos out-points at October 15, 2022 02:57 AM
All these women have 46 chromosomes, yes?
*inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:02 AM (Q0ZX2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)
You'll be proud of me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Ok, as long as the Deplorable Dog of Domestic Terror likes you.
Posted by: Miklos notes that Doggie was permanenetly banned from the Rehab place, and they call themselves Epis at October 15, 2022 03:05 AM (XuANR)
Is there a future for this star(fish)-crossed love?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Mrs B loves the beach, me not so much. My grandmother had a shore house, so my mom, who also loved the beach took us there a shit ton, so I basically spent summers there. I was beached out by the time I was driving.. Sitting in the sun sizzling like bacon all kinds of oiled up with sand sticking to you is not my idea of fun anymore. Mrs B loves it though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:05 AM (VwHCD)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 03:05 AM (xhxe8)
*inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance
Posted by: Zettai
They call me the X Man
Posted by: Miklos does his best at October 15, 2022 03:06 AM (W7KIJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:03 AM
Good 'nuff for me!
Errr, my acquaintance, I mean...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:08 AM (K9QTK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t86ClLM3ZGY
Screaming from the rooftops, beatdown, battered
Turned us on each other, now no lives matter
If we do what the news wants, blood gon' splatter
Turn us on each other 'til no lives matter
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2022 03:10 AM (ifBkc)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
DH and I are coming up on 25 years this New Year, and I joke with him that we forgot how to be apart. We have yet to have a real fight, or even a serious disagreement. It's not that we don't think independently, but none of that is worth disrupting our awesome friendship.
This is how marriage was intended to be. I am forever and always thankful for what God placed in our way.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2022 03:10 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: le professeur at October 15, 2022 03:11 AM (y7zkd)
Errr, my acquaintance, I mean...
Posted by: Zettai
Unlike that Dana Perino, whose eyes are too far appart.
Had a cousin like that over in Pickens County....
Posted by: Miklos does notice on occasion at October 15, 2022 03:11 AM (h1CZF)
Had a cousin like that over in Pickens County....
Posted by: Miklos does notice on occasion at October 15, 2022 03:11 AM (h1CZF)
Got the Admiral Akbar thing going on, huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:13 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: RickZ
I now have an image of John Candy eating okra, and Steve Martin watching.
Posted by: Miklos just did that, sorry at October 15, 2022 03:14 AM (W7KIJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:15 AM (K9QTK)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2022 03:17 AM (a4EWo)
Remember, Texas used to be a country.
Wish it still was.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 15, 2022 01:36 AM (RG7Wy)
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yes I have now been educated that it USED TO BE the Texas Embassy. When Texas became a state I'm sure the embassy closed.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Burning British Embassy (Goonshow) at October 15, 2022 03:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: le professeur
Allons a Grand Mamou an Ima study you some French
https://tinyurl.com/563rajxj
Posted by: le Mikleuse...ayyyy-YIIII at October 15, 2022 03:18 AM (W7KIJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:15 AM (K9QTK)
yes she is. I have heard people comment who have met her say that she looks better in real life than on TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
You know.
You have to know.
Posted by: le Mikleuse regard a Mme. Le Debby at October 15, 2022 03:20 AM (XbKP4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2022 03:21 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 03:21 AM (eDL7B)
Re Dana. The Fox makeup crew can get 'em looking purty good. It takes a while sometimes for them to get it right. I'm remembering, when she was first on the Five, or whatever, her hair was sort of hit and miss. Sometimes they'd get it right, and sometimes it was just wrong, making her face look odd.
But they've got it right now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)
You'll be proud of me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
You put on a brave face, but I know you'd be miserable. Ladyl and I will do a beach trip sometime.
We won't get into trouble, I Promise.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: le Mikleuse c'est practiceuse at October 15, 2022 03:23 AM (XbKP4)
Look at pictures of Dana in her Press Secretary days, vs. the post FOX makeover.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 15, 2022 03:24 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2022 03:25 AM (sAmhv)
Oh my God, I remember that. Oy oy oy JE T'AIME...
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 02:25 AM (C3G19)
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We have no control of where a particular comment will fall in the queue.
Posted by: Ciampino - LSD or mescaline? at October 15, 2022 03:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2022 03:31 AM (KAi1n)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2022 03:21 AM (sAmhv)
Oh FFS. It ain't even midnight 'round here yet...
Fookin daylight savings crapola....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2022 03:32 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:05 AM (VwHCD)
I hate you like I hate the kids who had a horse.
Really, it's envy. But, I hate you. I haven't been to the beach since 2015.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 03:32 AM (Mzdiz)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 03:05 AM (xhxe
Thanks!
Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 03:32 AM (1vmZ4)
Posted by: Ciampino - LSD or mescaline? at October 15, 2022 03:30 AM (qfLjt)
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Which makes the juxtaposition even more interesting.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 03:34 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 03:34 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Strength in numbers.
Here it's the Buddy System.
Posted by: le Mikleuse c'est ici, OK mes cheres amis at October 15, 2022 03:36 AM (W7KIJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2022 03:31 AM
In the Enlightened™ Oblast of Newyorkistan, if one can show his DD214 and discharge document, he can get the word "VETERAN" embossed in iridium-encrusted palladium letters on his driver's license....
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:36 AM (4llEJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Quint
I will drink to that
Posted by: le Mikleuse c'est en boire avec musique da l'Acadie at October 15, 2022 03:38 AM (rwzf6)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:38 AM (4llEJ)
Posted by: Miklos notes that is Festival Season in Cajun Country at October 15, 2022 03:39 AM (rwzf6)
Really, it's envy. But, I hate you. I haven't been to the beach since 2015.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 15, 2022 03:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Well, we did have one of those too, lol. Didn't last though. It got too expensive to keep, and it was during the carter years when shit went pear shaped.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:42 AM (VwHCD)
Really, it's envy. But, I hate you. I haven't been to the beach since 2015.
Posted by: Miley
When I was a kid, my father had a business partner at the beach whose wife ran Kate's Rockin' K, horse stables at the beach.
Posted by: Miklos so hate me at October 15, 2022 03:42 AM (W7KIJ)
Posted by: Miklos notes that is Festival Season in Cajun Country at October 15, 2022 03:39 AM (rwzf6)
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Agreed.
Posted by: Weird Al Blakevich - semi lurker at large at October 15, 2022 03:43 AM (C3G19)
FUN FACT
Maine has over 3,000 miles of coastline (more than CA, allegedly) and only some 30 miles of public beach...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:44 AM (4llEJ)
Posted by: Miklos notes that is Festival Season in Cajun Country at October 15, 2022 03:39 AM (rwzf6)
I like this accordion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVpz-IUxGs
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:45 AM
Too Celtic for my tastes...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:47 AM (4llEJ)
Posted by: m at October 15, 2022 03:47 AM (1vmZ4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVpz-IUxGs
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Don't like da Accordion, like da playa
Posted by: Miklos is so diverse and inclusive at October 15, 2022 03:48 AM (rwzf6)
Posted by: Miklos is so undiverse and disinclusive at October 15, 2022 03:49 AM (rwzf6)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 03:50 AM (eDL7B)
We won't get into trouble, I Promise.
Posted by: Miley
I would have to charge extra to chaperone that.
Posted by: Miklosian almost all-inclusive Services at October 15, 2022 03:50 AM (OHhbM)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:51 AM (4llEJ)
Maine has over 3,000 miles of coastline (more than CA, allegedly) and only some 30 miles of public beach...
>HA! They can give to illegal aliens, because after over 230+ years, Americans citizens can suck it.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 15, 2022 03:52 AM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2022 03:54 AM (4llEJ)
Posted by: Miklos is so diverse and inclusive at October 15, 2022 03:48 AM (rwzf6)
She got chops though, she was in a few folk metal bands. She rips away on this .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4HyyrSC-IQ
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2022 03:54 AM (VwHCD)
And before I call it a night, Denninger posted this this morning:
https://tinyurl.com/2f9v2yrp
Apparently, there's some FBI 302 forms that show Jeffrey Epstein was a paid FBI informant. For two decades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2022 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2022 03:54 AM (eDL7B)
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2022 03:54 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: publius
I miss out on all the cool gigs.
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