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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Uncle Festerman's Reverse Goiter at October 10, 2022 07:31 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 07:31 PM (O9Lr2)
Posted by: Uncle Festerman's Reverse Goiter at October 10, 2022 07:32 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2022 07:32 PM (CXG9D)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 10, 2022 07:33 PM (yMu1v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2022 07:34 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 10, 2022 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:34 PM (5XJdJ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 10, 2022 07:36 PM (2xlV3)
"We shall meep on the beaches, we shall meep on the landing grounds, we shall meep in the fields and in the streets, we shall meep in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Winston Churchill, June 4, 1940.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2022 07:36 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 07:37 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 07:38 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 07:38 PM (T4tVD)
Lots of fun discussions.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 07:38 PM (Cbwtn)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:39 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:39 PM (5XJdJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 07:41 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 07:41 PM (Cbwtn)
Lots of fun discussions.
Posted by: Ben Had
Nice! I missed it all.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 07:41 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)
>>I'm kind of impressed with the skills of the girl in white controlling the soccer ball while holding a glass of wine.
Indeed, and you know that kid got his a** beat to a pulp by his dad got done with him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 07:42 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 07:43 PM (Cbwtn)
The Knights of Indigenous Peoples lacks something, I think.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
A prestigious indigenous didgeridoo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2022 07:45 PM (63Dwl)
And as Ben Had posted @15, Lots of fun discussions.
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 07:46 PM (NIYa7)
Lots of fun discussions.
Posted by: Ben Had
Nice! I missed it all.
Posted by: April
Now that right there is funny!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:46 PM (z0sRI)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
Ireland is 77k.
you suck as a people!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:47 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 07:47 PM (Cbwtn)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 10, 2022 07:47 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
Well, it's not like you changed your nic to "Dave, Not Currently In Fla"
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:47 PM (anj39)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2022 07:47 PM (4vCOc)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at October 10, 2022 07:47 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2022 07:45 PM (63Dwl)
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A prominent proboscis Ink-a-dink-a-doo
http://y2u.be/jnJdkEIpaWg
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 07:48 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
SeaTac on Friday for us... Not looking forward to the airport the flight there or the flight back.
But, next week! Really looking forward to TX!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:48 PM (z0sRI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
*moves DiF pin on Moron Locator Map to Florida*
Posted by: The AoSHQ Moron Tracking Database at October 10, 2022 07:48 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
Well, it's not like you changed your nic to "Dave, Not Currently In Fla"
Posted by: Diogenes
Or Dave in Muskogee....
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 07:49 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 07:49 PM (Cbwtn)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 07:49 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 07:49 PM (NIYa7)
Bahamas 25,100
Mexico 19,500
You cannot beat the GDP of the mother fucking Bahamas?
Mexico Big Govt has 1 fucking job!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:50 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:50 PM (z0sRI)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Moron Tracking Database at October 10, 2022 07:48 PM (guGkK)
Ha!
Pin on a map.
That's so cute.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 10, 2022 07:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 07:51 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: raimondo at October 10, 2022 07:51 PM (g5B2D)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
^^Glad you made it back safely!
Posted by: Iris at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ben Had
Must been in the stars. I contacted a cousin that hasn't responded in over yrs. She answered
*falls over*
Posted by: Infidel at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (BRHaw)
A little while later the van pulls up and says they were flagged down by an Amish woman who said that he must have an interesting life story and would he be willing to come talk to their Sunday School.
So he stopped and went and did it.
"Sometimes God lets you know he has a different plan for the day."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 07:53 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Infidel at October 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Cbwtn)
Meh.
Northern Germany.
Everyone knows the best bier is south in Bavaria.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:43 PM (anj39)
........
My sister lives in the south: Rudenweiler, near the Bodensee.
Good bier there, and her husband has a schnapps still, I only heard of a couple exploding while I was there.
Posted by: wth at October 10, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 07:54 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 07:54 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
What a great story!!!
And it's not surprising those days become the best days.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:55 PM (anj39)
News flash: raimondo says he has syphilis.
Based on his posts it probably migrated to his brain years ago.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:55 PM (z0sRI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:55 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Skip
The turnpike ?
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 07:55 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 07:57 PM (z0sRI)
A little while later the van pulls up and says they were flagged down by an Amish woman who said that he must have an interesting life story and would he be willing to come talk to their Sunday School.
So he stopped and went and did it.
"Sometimes God lets you know he has a different plan for the day."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
Blessing and being blessed by GOD's people all day today. It makes up for those days when you only (mostly) deal with aholes.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 07:58 PM (0OP+5)
NEWSSPEAK
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:58 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Skip
Great. Now I have a Kenny Loggins ear worm.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: raimondo at October 10, 2022 07:51 PM (g5B2D)
Hey Ra
Chris never got here.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (BRHaw)
Consider this: Part of the reason Florida has so many amusement parks and resorts is the climate, its nice all year round.
What could Mexico be, if it wasn't run by corrupt scumbags and drug cartels? The entire nation could be one damned resort.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (Ivdso)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
Ireland is 77k.
you suck as a people!
Posted by: rhennigantx
Saw a tag online once of the Portuguese flag with 'Celebrating 800 years of decline' underneath it. I think the poster was Portuguese. Some racing forum.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Skip
Great. Now I have a Kenny Loggins ear worm.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)
I'm alright.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)
The pooh song
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:00 PM (BRHaw)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
Ireland is 77k.
you suck as a people!
Posted by: r
in fairness, that is because ireland is a tax haven not because they do anything
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 10, 2022 08:00 PM (+wNXv)
Translate to what? Propaganda? Latin? Pig Latin?. What is being lost in translation?
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (sn5EN)
Saw a tag online once of the Portuguese flag with 'Celebrating 800 years of decline' underneath it. I think the poster was Portuguese. Some racing forum.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (BRHaw)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
Ireland is 77k.
you suck as a people!
Posted by: r
in fairness, brazil speaks portugese, nobody speaks irish anywhere,
including ireland
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (+wNXv)
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
Posted by: rhennigantx
I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (ftFVW)
Great. Now I have a Kenny Loggins ear worm.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)
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When you've had the theme song to Gimme A Break! in your head all day, Mr. Loggins is like winning the lottery.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (RG7Wy)
Bahamas 25,100
Mexico 19,500
You cannot beat the GDP of the mother fucking Bahamas?
Mexico Big Govt has 1 fucking job!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 07:50 PM (BRHaw)
Ukraine per capita GDP
pre war 3727 USD
how about that !!
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 08:02 PM (Cbwtn)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
To be fair, the cork producing industry took it in the nuts with the introduction of screw top bottles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 08:02 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:02 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: A baby seal at October 10, 2022 08:03 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 08:03 PM (guGkK)
Whadda ya complaining about? I got the hawt chick prone, didn't I?
Tough crowd. Truth is, I'm a badass.
Posted by: Sociopath Kid at October 10, 2022 08:03 PM (CPikt)
pre war 3727 USD
how about that !!
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3)
Russia is 10k. I before the wall fell Germany the hogs had more calories per odium than people.
Nice State!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:04 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Cicero
in fairness, they are not adopting irish
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 10, 2022 08:04 PM (+wNXv)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 08:04 PM (Cbwtn)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 08:05 PM (w/NQr)
Posted by: The Experts at October 10, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN)
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Baby seals are haram??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 10, 2022 08:05 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 08:01 PM (RG7Wy)
Gawd!
That would be like driving an ice cream truck all day.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 08:05 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 08:06 PM (xhxe8)
What she is saying is that as much as Washington tries to make the election about what THEY want to talk about (Ukraine, J6, abortion, racism, whatever), the voters are being stubborn in refusing to care about those issues.
The voters care about the economy, no matter how hard the politicians try to distract them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 08:06 PM (5p7BC)
That would be like driving an ice cream truck all day.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 08:05 PM (anj39)
-------
It's been a struggle
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 08:07 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 08:06 PM (5p7BC)
Potatohead says the economy is just fine. Buncha bloody crybabies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 08:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 08:08 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Infidel at October 10, 2022 08:09 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 10, 2022 08:09 PM (haWye)
In US, it would be mother mortality by state:
Indiana
Indiana’s maternal mortality rate is 43.6 per 100,000, making it the third-highest in the country.
Thats whiter than white white white women.
Take away their race!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:09 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2022 08:10 PM (OMzQR)
New Jersey has the fourth-highest maternal mortality rate of 38.1 deaths per 100,000 births.
Beat the Gov with 2x4s.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:10 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Portugal at October 10, 2022 08:11 PM (guGkK)
Bruno's. Supper was cookies and milk. Dessert is Wild Turkey 101. Un bom dia!
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 08:11 PM (0OP+5)
Everyone have a great evening
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2022 08:11 PM (xhxe8)
The voters care about the economy, no matter how hard the politicians try to distract them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
But, but, but, I'm an astronaut and I was in the Air Force!
~Kelly
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 08:11 PM (z0sRI)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 10, 2022 08:11 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: The Experts at October 10, 2022 08:11 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2022 08:12 PM (OMzQR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 08:12 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:09 PM (BRHaw)
that was to be STATE
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 08:12 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2022 08:12 PM (sn5EN)
If slavery is such an economic asset to a country, as our America haters say, why isn't Brazil a powerhouse?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2022 08:14 PM (OMzQR)
Posted by: Grog at October 10, 2022 08:14 PM (esAC9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 08:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 08:15 PM (us2H3)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
To be fair, the cork producing industry took it in the nuts with the introduction of screw top bottles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 08:02 PM (guGkK)
Even the cork soakers lost their jobs. Yeah, that bad.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 10, 2022 08:15 PM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: Grog "
It's impossible to get lost if you know where the Sun comes up.
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)
Must be the one where Kirk is split in two, 'cause there weren't any monsters hornier than James T Kirk!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 10, 2022 08:16 PM (Bd6X8)
>>Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk wrestles with a horny monster.
You're going to have to be more specific, that could be any of a dozen episodes and two dozen if your use of "Horny Monster" was intended as a double en tendre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 08:16 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 08:17 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel at October 10, 2022 08:17 PM (yz/L4)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2022 08:18 PM (sn5EN)
The biggest slave states in the world right now are, in order per capita: India, China, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Uzbekistan, Russia, Nigeria, Moldova, Haiti, and Mauritania
That's according to the Global Slavery Index, whatever that is, and UNICEF, and it includes sex slaves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 08:19 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 10, 2022 08:20 PM (f/WwL)
"You fargin' icehole, you bastage!"
--Roman Moronie
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 08:20 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 08:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2022 08:21 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: andycanuck"
Posted by: A baby seal at October 10, 2022 08:03 PM (sn5EN)
So, I was playing a round of golf in Banff, and found myself trying to play out of a snow drift. Accordingly, I turn to my caddie and say: Boy, hand my my club...my Canadien Club.
Posted by: zombie W.C. Fields at October 10, 2022 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 08:23 PM (z+OQR)
--Roman Moronie
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 08:20 PM (Ivdso)
"That's a fargin' trick question!"
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 10, 2022 08:23 PM (Zvtjl)
One thing that we were like "Why? Why would you do that?"
in the Arts and Crafts Bldg: someone had made a quilt based around cloth face masks.
Why commemorate one of the worst years of the 21st Century, so far, with a quilt?
Oh, and Lobster Corndogs.
But everything else was fine.
Posted by: sal at October 10, 2022 08:23 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 08:24 PM (z+OQR)
Pizza. Because it's flat. Like the Earth.
Posted by: Guy who believes NASA faked Columbus finding America at October 10, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)
(Why hasn't AOC changed her name, for that matter?)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 10, 2022 08:27 PM (TgBWG)
___
Nope.
All nations will eventually pass away, once the new Heaven, Earth, and Jerusalem is ushered in.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 08:28 PM (MVxcn)
in the Arts and Crafts Bldg: someone had made a quilt based around cloth face masks.
Why commemorate one of the worst years of the 21st Century, so far, with a quilt?
The masks were cheap and easily available. Someone saved a fortune on fabric.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 10, 2022 08:31 PM (Bd6X8)
Pizza. Because it's flat. Like the Earth.
Posted by: Guy who believes NASA faked Columbus finding America at October 10, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)
Unlike Monica Belucci.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 08:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 08:33 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 08:34 PM (Ivdso)
Quilts! Luxury! We had to wear underwear made from old face masks. Or was it face masks made from old underwear? One of those.
Posted by: Guy who believes NASA faked Columbus finding America at October 10, 2022 08:34 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Hair Lip Dog at October 10, 2022 08:34 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2022 08:12 PM (OMzQR)
Just like Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 08:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Now their per cap GDP is 20k.
To be fair, the cork producing industry took it in the nuts with the introduction of screw top bottles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 08:02 PM (guGkK)
The 1755 Lisbon earthquake quite literally destroyed the country and leveled Lisbon. They never recovered.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 10, 2022 08:37 PM (IP9GB)
Posted by: Guy who believes NASA faked Columbus finding America at October 10, 2022 08:34 PM (sn5EN)
————
You had underwear? Must be nice. We had old poison Ivey leaves. If we were lucky, dad would throw us some used chewing gum to hold it together.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2022 08:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2022 08:38 PM (Cbwtn)
Posted by: NASA Clock Boy Outreach at October 10, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)
Braintree, Paydiant, Honey, Venmo, PayPal Credit, Xoom Corporation(not to be confused with Zoom), Zettle, Tradera.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 10, 2022 08:40 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2022 08:41 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 10, 2022 08:42 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2022 08:43 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: The Fairness Council at October 10, 2022 08:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: confederatefifth
You undercut your own argument. In fairness, if you do nothing, you'll have a higher GDP than if your government gets involved.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2022 08:44 PM (KAi1n)
"The masks were cheap and easily available. Someone saved a fortune on fabric."
Because a hundred years from now, on Antiques Roadshow, it will be appraised for $600,000.00 because of its creativity, quirkiness, and historical importance.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 08:45 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 08:45 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (atmen)
https://twitter.com/FreeRangePepe/status/
1579550939413090304
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Buxom Pagan Beauties at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I'll be impressed when she pulls off a bicycle kick without spilling a drop.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (HiOFu)
Should I not have done that?
Because . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 08:47 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (atmen)
Vagine I think.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 08:49 PM (4I/2K)
Historical and hysterical importance.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 10, 2022 08:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Meant sarcastically, that the country's enormous potential never quite seems to be unleashed.
Though if you break the country down by region, there are some very advanced and prosperous areas. And a popular culture that is truly, in the non-sarcastic sense, vibrant.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 08:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 08:51 PM (atmen)
Does turning pagan involve dancing naked in the moonlight? AFAF.
Posted by: fd
Yes
https://youtu.be/mKhGSCDR-F0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2022 08:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Grog
Damn near all the famous explorers were lost 90% of the time.
What they lacked in accurate maps and navigation aids they made up in sheer bloody persistence.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 08:51 PM (HiOFu)
it belonged to Maria Amelia the last Queen of Portugal
boy she was one NAZI sympathizer
it was choked full of her correspondence and other stuff like bills which confirmed he sympathie
a lady in Houston gave me a nice profit but she insisted on the contents
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 08:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It's a French word that means "advance to the rear!"
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 08:53 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 08:46 PM (atmen)
Vagine I think.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 08:49 PM (4I/2K)
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We will also accept "hot pocket", "the Fun Factory", and "the Temple of Doom".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 08:53 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 10, 2022 08:51 PM (Bd6X
Yeah, that. That's what I meant.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 08:53 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Sharkman
And no alternative.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2022 08:54 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 08:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2022 08:55 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Tattoo . . . "Abandon All Hope All Ye Enter Here"
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 08:56 PM (HiOFu)
https://tinyurl.com/49ra53ds
Austin Orders Renaming of Bases that Honor Confederate Rebels
Cuz, obviously, this is priority number one.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 08:56 PM (w/NQr)
Posted by: Nanook at October 10, 2022 08:56 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
OMG, *snort
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)
Should I not have done that?
Because . . .
Posted by: Sharkman
>That seal will fuel my lantern for a week after I render it down on the hearth.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 08:57 PM (z+OQR)
https://tinyurl.com/49ra53ds
Austin Orders Renaming of Bases that Honor Confederate Rebels
Cuz, obviously, this is priority number one.
Easier to lie about your history if you erase it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 10, 2022 08:57 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: The Fairness Council at October 10, 2022 08:44 PM (Xrfse)
You're not fooling anyone Kamala...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2022 08:58 PM (u73oe)
Did Sen. Cornyn help lead the effort here?
So which base becomes Fort Floyd?
Nope, not a collapsed civic culture here at all.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 08:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 08:59 PM (atmen)
Posted by: rhomboid
I think the Kings of Portugal and Spain actually had a sit-down where they divided the entire world by simply using either the 50W or 60W Latitude line. Spain got West of the line. Portugal East. Which fucked Portugal because they had no idea how much was out West.
Or, that's an urban legend and is not true at all.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:00 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Joan Of Arc at October 10, 2022 09:01 PM (sn5EN)
I think it's turning me pagan.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Are Jupiter and/or Saturn doing anything interesting, or are they just sitting on their butts watching?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:01 PM (llON8)
Americans.
Nice company!
(and actually the Nazis didn't do much renaming of stuff, as I recall)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:01 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:02 PM (atmen)
Fort Gordon, Georgia -- Fort Eisenhower
Fort Hood, Texas -- Fort Cavazos
Fort Lee, Virginia -- Fort Gregg-Adams
Fort Pickett, Virginia -- Fort Barfoot
Fort Rucker, Alabama -- Fort Novosel
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:02 PM (MVxcn)
Don't forget the floor wax. Brilliant.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 10, 2022 09:02 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 09:03 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
"Joint Base Susanna Hoffs"?
"Naval Station Karen Gillan"?
Hmmmm. Has potential.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:04 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Are you going to dye yourself blue with woad, and run naked through the meadows?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:04 PM (k2S0J)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:05 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 10, 2022 09:05 PM (71GKV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:04 PM (k2S0J)
Maaaaaaaybe....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:06 PM (atmen)
AmishDude @TheAmishDude · Oct 9
Replying to @neiltyson @TopGunMovie and @TomCruise
Yes.
You are late to the party.
And no one invited you, besides.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 10, 2022 09:06 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Thank you for puttin' me some knowledge. I shall endeavor to peruse.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:06 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2022 09:07 PM (63Dwl)
You can do the arithmetic here yourself.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:07 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:07 PM (6VKyY)
With recruitment/retention in the toilet, the perfumed princes in the five-sided nuthouse are more focused on renaming bases than taking care of the remaining troops they do have...which make recruitment/retention suck even more.
Can't say I'm bother by that.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:07 PM (MVxcn)
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And since this society sucks...
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:08 PM (MVxcn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:09 PM (atmen)
So I was incorrect in my remembrance of where they drew the line. It wasn't right on a major latitude line, though it seems like it is just a bit West of the 45W line.
Now I need to go see when formal Lat and Long lines were first invented. Before the treaty, or after!
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:09 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:10 PM (6VKyY)
Might as well call them Base "A" or "B".
It's more finger in eye shit. They'll be renamed six dozen times between now and 2030.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2022 09:10 PM (BFigT)
Fort Fredendall?
If there's no Fort Vindman, these idiot vandals aren't serious.
So bad, even these cretinous Taliban in American skins don't have the guts to do it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:11 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy, clearing in the afternoon at October 10, 2022 09:12 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:04 PM (k2S0J)
Maaaaaaaybe....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Refresh my memory...Isn't that how TXMOME ends?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (K5n5d)
Yeah, the Planetarium Gift Shop Clerk was arguing that TG: Mav was inaccurate because TC "bailed out" at 7,000 mph and that would have killed him.
Idiot. Any aircraft that sophisticated and fast wouldn't just have the pilot grab the "Loud Handle" when the SHTF.
Tyson just has to weigh in when he has no knowledge at all.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (HiOFu)
Like Fort Underwear.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Fort Hot Pocket
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (/jxan)
That's good
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:10 PM (6VKyY)
Well if OMG Russia-Russia-Russia doesn't start nuking shit I'm sure the WEF would love to do so on their behalf and not take the credit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It's a submarine base.
*badump-bump tshhhh*
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:14 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:15 PM (MVxcn)
Like Fort Underwear.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Fort Hot Pocket
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (OX9vb)
Could name one for Snoop Dogg.
Fort Bow Wow.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:15 PM (/jxan)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at October 10, 2022 09:15 PM (sn5EN)
It demonstrates widespread common sense.
And there will be fewer troops (and of less quality) to come round us all up.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy, clearing in the afternoon at October 10, 2022 09:16 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:16 PM (atmen)
It demonstrates widespread common sense.
And there will be fewer troops (and of less quality) to come round us all up.
___
Exactly.
Sad, but this is where we're at now.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:17 PM (MVxcn)
Posted by: one-note rhomboid, boring as ever at October 10, 2022 09:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (MVxcn)
Fort coke
Fort Oreos
Fort Doritos
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (OQcPl)
Yeah, the Planetarium Gift Shop Clerk was arguing that TG: Mav was inaccurate because TC "bailed out" at 7,000 mph and that would have killed him.
Idiot. Any aircraft that sophisticated and fast wouldn't just have the pilot grab the "Loud Handle" when the SHTF.
Tyson just has to weigh in when he has no knowledge at all.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:13 PM (HiOFu)
What an imbecile. First, I've never heard of fighters having to slow down for ejections, or pilots dying from attempting an ejection at excessive speed. Has he? Second, it took me maybe 5 seconds to find this:
https://veteranlife.com /gear /f-18-super-hornet/
F-18 Super Hornet Top Speed
1,190 mph at 40,000 ft
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (llON8)
Fort Victoria's Secret
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Maybe at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (sn5EN)
Fort Taylor Swift
Fort Sharpton
Fort Buffy
Fort Chad
Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy, clearing in the afternoon at October 10, 2022 09:12 PM
Fort Fuckin' Todd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 10, 2022 09:19 PM (yMu1v)
https://tinyurl.com/bdeddzvf
Dating is bad. Stay home. Read a book.
Via John Hinderaker at Powerline.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:21 PM (/jxan)
Posted by: The Shaggs at October 10, 2022 09:21 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:15 PM (MVxcn)
Well... haven't they already tried a biological attack? You could argue there's been more than one. And Billy Gates and his buddies have been yammering about smallpox.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:22 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:23 PM (83C9A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:18 PM (6VKyY)
Only if it was staffed by nothing but women and the uniforms were anything from the Angel Collection.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:23 PM (/jxan)
They won.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy, clearing in the afternoon at October 10, 2022 09:23 PM (jTmQV)
When is Pooty-Poot going to release all the Ukraine corruption data and the secret bio-lab information?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Either holidays are holidays are holidays for everyone, or they’re holidays for no one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:24 PM (atmen)
Posted by: dartist at October 10, 2022 09:24 PM (9X/y4)
But. Please quit rooting against our troops. Please. They don't deserve it. They're good kids.
Just stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:25 PM (U2p+3)
Started a move on change whatever.
Actually hope they succeed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:25 PM (6VKyY)
When is Pooty-Poot going to release all the Ukraine corruption data and the secret bio-lab information?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Not holding my breath on that one, or Zelensky spilling any beans either.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:26 PM (llON8)
Fort Victoria's Secret will be staffed by the Unnatural Hair Color Land Whale Division of Men-Hating Woker Women.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
Exchange is on video, saw it at Oilfield Rando's twatters (on nitter.net).
This is exactly the kind of "leadership" that *guarantees* impoverishment and destruction of freedom - not to mention cementing lysenkoism in place of science as a guide to policy - for years to come. Pathetic.
Posted by: one-note rhomboid, boring as ever at October 10, 2022 09:27 PM (OTzUX)
And in one hundred years, $600,000.00 will have the same purchasing power as today's $1
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:27 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Will it matter? They'll just say Putin's sick and crazy and it's nothing. And then PayPal will suck 2.5 million out of his account.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2022 09:28 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:04 PM (k2S0J)
First day on the job as a vice consul for american services. Guy comes up to my window in the consulate. He's painted blue. I ask if he has id. He drops his sweats to look, and. he is blue ALL over.
That wasn't covered in ANY of the instruction material in my training.
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:28 PM (JrN/x)
If they were good kids they wouldn't be serving in the Democratic Party Military.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:28 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 10, 2022 09:30 PM (IP9GB)
The average enlisted man or woman is fine in my book. Field grade officers and general officers seem to have sold their integrity for personal promotion. And they will be poor leaders.
But has selection been aimed at reducing the best fitted for good units since pbho?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)
The military is purging good men and women in their woke crusade.
Those currently in are keeping their heads down and trying not to draw fire from higher ups for whatever reason.
Recruitment is down, retention is down because youngsters do NOT want to be cannon fodder for this junta. Those in the five-sided nuthouse do not care about your son, or anybody else's.
I pray that God keeps protecting those currently in, but I do NOT want this junta to have a strong military, because it will be turned against you and everyone you hold dear.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:30 PM (MVxcn)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 10, 2022 09:30 PM (SIAnw)
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at
Blow it out your ass. That's my son you're talking about.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)
Is it wrong that I reached for my steel-core cane the second I saw that pic of the baby seal?
Should I not have done that?
Because . . .
Posted by: Sharkman
>That seal will fuel my lantern for a week after I render it down on the hearth.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 08:57 PM -
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And it's skin would make the most comfortable underwear imaginable.
Posted by: irright at October 10, 2022 09:31 PM (NTUk0)
The military is purging good men and women in their woke crusade.
Those currently in are keeping their heads down and trying not to draw fire from higher ups for whatever reason.
Recruitment is down, retention is down because youngsters do NOT want to be cannon fodder for this junta. Those in the five-sided nuthouse do not care about your son, or anybody else's.
I pray that God keeps protecting those currently in, but I do NOT want this junta to have a strong military, because it will be turned against you and everyone you hold dear.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:30 PM (MVxcn)
Well said. The idiots in charge want to force many people to make difficult decisions.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:32 PM (atmen)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 10, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 10, 2022 09:33 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:32 PM (atmen)
Give me two good men and a satchel of C4 and I'll impre...
Wait. Never mind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:33 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:32 PM (atmen)
We're not touching that.
Posted by: CHYna and Russia-Russia-Russia at October 10, 2022 09:33 PM (llON8)
Did you take out a ruler and state that he must be this endowed to get service from the Bureau of Consular Affairs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
You brought him up. That he's your son doesn't change the fact that today's US military follows the orders of America's principle enemies.
Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2022 09:33 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
Nope. Since I couldn't prove he was an American citizen, I sent him to the British Embassy as a possible Pict!
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:34 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Well, Nike was the Greek Goddess of Victory, which is something that the "Defense" Department has completely forgotten, so perhaps we should be naming our bases on badass Roman and Greek Gods and Goddesses.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:34 PM (HiOFu)
At least I like it.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 10, 2022 09:35 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:35 PM (u82oZ)
I'm fully aware that your son enlisted in the military, prior to this current plague that has set upon us.
But did he join knowing that the Party Military has not once ever since WW2 defend any interest of We The People but only engage in vanity wars that benefit the MIC and banking cartels?
Is your son cool with drag shows? fighting against White Supremacy and acting to be a Soldier for the Environment? Because that is what he signed up to do.
Your son deliberately chose to be an Enemy and a Clear and Present Danger to We The People because of the current "leadership".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:35 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at October 10, 2022 09:36 PM (oTZbj)
Fort Lena Dunham would be impregnable.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus -
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OK, that one I'll agree with.
Posted by: Ser Bronn at October 10, 2022 09:36 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 09:37 PM (ZYnOZ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:35 PM (3hSHB)
Go fuck yourself. And don't ever mention MY SON again. You don't know anything about him or why he enlisted.
Fuck. You.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:37 PM (HiOFu)
St Louis is threatening to sue Hyundai and Kia over their skyrocketing car jacking problem.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:39 PM (6VKyY)
Perchance we could ask what nurse ratched's son take on all this is. Listen to those on the front lines, rather than paint with a broad brush. He is a Marine, and they do have higher standards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)
Congratulations on your health improvement. Quite the saga there. You are needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:35 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks NaCly!!! I am so grateful for the. prayers and thoughts of the Horde, because I couldn't have healed so well without them!
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:39 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 09:39 PM (ZYnOZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)
The military is purging good men and women in their woke crusade.
Those currently in are keeping their heads down and trying not to draw fire from higher ups for whatever reason.
Recruitment is down, retention is down because youngsters do NOT want to be cannon fodder for this junta. Those in the five-sided nuthouse do not care about your son, or anybody else's.
I pray that God keeps protecting those currently in, but I do NOT want this junta to have a strong military, because it will be turned against you and everyone you hold dear.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:30 PM (MVxcn)
Agreed. nurse, may GOD bless and keep your Marine and every mother's son until such date as they hold that DD214 in their hand. Today's military is not the one SMH served in, the one I served in, or the one Pappy Eromero served in.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Methos
Which is not what nurse was responding to. She was responding to Reuben Hick saying, specifically, that anyone who serves in today's military is not a good person because they're serving in the Democrat Party Military. Which is wrong on several levels.
Nurse's son is a junior enlisted Marine who is doing his duty to this country by serving, as are all of our enlisted and 90% of the officers above them. That the very senior levels of our military are somewhat compromised by the Dems and their allies the fucking internationalist commies is true, but that's not Lance Corporal Ratched's responsibility to solve.
Nurse's son doesn't deserve that insult.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:41 PM (HiOFu)
Fuck. You.
I just want to STRONGLY second this
jesus what on earth is going on here
sorry nurse my God
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 10, 2022 09:41 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
We shall use them to distract the thirsty single men In the Chinese People's Liberation Army.
It's crazy enough to work.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:41 PM (KoyHb)
That is ridiculous.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 09:41 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:42 PM (uDyn0)
Taken care of.
~ Bob at NSA
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 09:42 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:42 PM (uDyn0)
Is your toilet working?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:43 PM (6VKyY)
Lots of very maintenance - intensive weapon systems in use. These tend to degrade without good people telling it like it is. And Truth to a Woke organization is treated like Superman treats kryptonite.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 09:39 PM (ZYnOZ)
So you're saying they should go AWOL? I'm pretty sure that's a felony and will lead to an immediate warrant for arrest. Who here has committed an obvious felony NOT ANONYMOUSLY to defy to psychos?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2022 09:44 PM (llON8)
We talk about how awful the so-called "ham and eggers" in the FBI are for not standing for principal but will go along with the assaults on We The People because they have mortgage to pay and pension in sight.
There are no good people who are employed at the IRS.
But somehow we are supposed to respect the same group that amassed in the tens of thousands in the nation's Capitol behind gates aiming their guns at the American people to protect those who successfully over threw the elected government and handed over control to an unelected Kalorama cabal of oligarchs and billionaires.
The Party Military has told us repeatedly that We are their enemy and they will round us up and kill us when Biden declares martial law.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:44 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Oh, fuck off, you clown.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:45 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)
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She was fouled by the kid as he got her legs before the ball. Also those sliding tackles are banned (broken legs and stud damage).
Posted by: Ciampino -- Signor Cristoforo Colombo is The football player at October 10, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)
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No.
Most soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen join for whatever reason (we're talking about 18-19 years olds. Not real deep thinkers).
But they do have to follow lawful orders.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 09:45 PM (MVxcn)
Lots of very maintenance - intensive weapon systems in use. These tend to degrade without good people telling it like it is. And Truth to a Woke organization is treated like Superman treats kryptonite.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
I remember Project 100,000 and the M16 comic book manuals.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 09:42 PM (uDyn0)
Is your toilet working?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:43 PM (6VKyY)
The toilet is internet connected?
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (KoyHb)
The order is going to come. You can bet your ass on that.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (Xrfse)
Broad brushes cover a lot of real estate but do nothing for the details.
YMMV Just an idle observation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (BFigT)
Exchange is on video, saw it at Oilfield Rando's twatters (on nitter.net).
Youngkin does well on CRT and local VA issues, but he doesn't have what it takes to go any higher than he is right now. Those people who think he could be a presidential candidate are sadly mistaken.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 09:47 PM (r46W7)
I disagree with you. Talk to the junior enlisted, and listen to them.
Jane D'oh had a recent data point at a briefing at Fort Gordon. She told of a Army flag officer pleading for good people to enlist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Really, there should be a pretty good citation to go look at if something like this was really said.
Everybody needs to back the fuck off the Krazy Juice a little.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (HiOFu)
And he's a mechanic.
And he's my son. Disparage him at
Your own risk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (U2p+3)
Thanks NaCly!!! I am so grateful for the. prayers and thoughts of the Horde, because I couldn't have healed so well without them!
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:39 P
Glad to hear this! I praise God with you!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (Xrfse)
Use AOP's internet connected shitter.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (KoyHb)
Fort Lena Dunham would be impregnable.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus -
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OK, that one I'll agree with.
Posted by: Ser Bronn at October 10, 2022 09:36 PM (NTUk0)
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Did you mean:
Cannot be entered
Cannot be made pregnant
Both are true.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Signor Cristoforo Colombo is The football player at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (atmen)
Ask George Washington and those who pledged their lives, fortune and sacred honor what they might say to those who sided with the enemy and will kill their neighbor because they have no character, nor honor but compelled to not break a law made by lawbreakers.
They will die in a shithole on the other side of the world to satisfy the MIC, but Freedom, Liberty and the US Constitution is not worth a possible desertion charge.
Messed up priorities. They hate America, but love their command chain.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (3hSHB)
Glad to hear this! I praise God with you!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (fivxw)
Thank you! Third bout of kidney cancer, so taking the thing out should take care of it!!! God is very good indeed!
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:49 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:50 PM (atmen)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:43 PM (6VKyY)
The toilet is internet connected?
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:46 PM (KoyHb)
Yours isn't? Mine has a screen in the bowl on which I can bring up images.
Like Hillary's face. Obama's pie hole. Pelosi's leather face.
Helps me with my morning movement.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:50 PM (6VKyY)
The principal difference is that military enlistment, if I understand correctly, is for a pre-specified period of time. They can't leave during the commitment. Much different than FBI or DOJ who can resign anytime.
Posted by: Iris at October 10, 2022 09:50 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (atmen)
https://youtu.be/moSFlvxnbgk
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:50 PM (9jfxT)
I used to fence sabre with an Army Captain at Ft. Riley, who told me of the comic books for tank maintenance. He got so heated, my block snapped his blade. He used that at Quarters the next morning to make a point about his troops need to do better. 1979.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)
A few minutes on the internet and you can find uniformed military all bragging about how they are ready to engage We The People the moment martial law is declared.
We have Miley flat-out saying that the number one enemy in America is White Supremacy, on other days its the War on the American economy in the form of fighting "Climate Change" (which is a euphemism for implementing Communism). So you have the military saying that their primary objective is to subjugate Americans into submitting to the WEF's goals.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:52 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 09:52 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Tom Servo
There should also be Nights in White Satin as well as Nights of Ni!.
Not to mention those Nights of Malteds (the Kids love malteds) and Nights Errant.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:52 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:50 PM (atmen)
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Amen
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 09:53 PM (RG7Wy)
He's obviously not the problem, and probably is doing a lot of good.
It's two things. General one - applies to all public figures and anyone else - accepting false premises in "questions" from a cartoonish "press" that has degraded to retarded propaganda is a disaster, and must end if there is to be any hope of progress.
Specific one, and I think the biggest issue of the time - not rejecting and challenging *every* aspect of this ridiculous totalitarian lysenkoist jihad (AGW, "green" energy). When Trump junked the Paris Accord, he explained that it was because it was "a bad deal for America". WTF? No Don, it's because it is based on an outlandish, dubious hypothesis that has *no* proper role in *any* public policy making, much less the complete re-ordering of all human society.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2022 09:53 PM (OTzUX)
It is *every* American's responsibility to solve, and until we get serious about ending their false government, not a one of us can claim to be any good.
That goes double for anyone who swore an oath to uphold the Constitution and defend it against enemies foreign and domestic. Every day that goes by that the ChiComs' / CIAs / whatever other progressive hellspawn run the false government in DC is more and more proof that none of those oaths meant anything.
The entire idea that military service members (at any level) are due respect is that their service is to us, and to protect our freedoms and Rights.
That isn't true today, and it hasn't been for a while.
Perhaps when DC is a smoking ruin at their hands, that would be restored, but I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2022 09:53 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: CRT at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:51 PM
Why didn't he simply use the #BeBetter hashtag?
Posted by: Michelle O. at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)
So its OK if a solider rounds you up in the internment camps as long as he/she does it during their pre-specified period of time.
I love this evolving standard for patriotism and "defending Liberty and Freedom"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (3hSHB)
Glad to hear this! I praise God with you!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 09:48 PM (fivxw)
Thank you! Third bout of kidney cancer, so taking the thing out should take care of it!!! God is very good indeed!
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:49 PM (JrN/x)
Iron-Moki! GOD-fortified. Jewells please take note and be of good faith.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Signor Cristoforo Colombo is The football player at October 10, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)
I tote my anterior cruciate attempting a slide steal like that. My cleats caught the tuff and stopped the slide stone cold.
Posted by: polynikes at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (/+BsJ)
You're full of shit and you know it. Bow out. Claim too many Shirley Temples.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (U2p+3)
https://tinyurl.com/2kw6efhy
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (/qNGG)
I think they used that same excuse at Nuremberg too.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:55 PM (3hSHB)
so now we are funding terrorists
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 09:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:56 PM (U2p+3)
Messed up priorities. They hate America, but love their command chain.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
You are way out of line. You've crossed over into insanity, and I am sorry for that. Now Nurse's son hates American by serving in the Marines. Really, get fucked.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:56 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 09:57 PM (fivxw)
I love this evolving standard for patriotism and "defending Liberty and Freedom"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:54 PM (3hSHB)
It's only evolving in your head. You have a position which for some reason makes you alter what other people are saying in your head.
Posted by: polynikes at October 10, 2022 09:57 PM (/+BsJ)
If you can't at least respect her son, just drop the topic.
Ain't no one changing any one's mind and this back and forth shit is tiring
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:57 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:58 PM (atmen)
Lots of our top military leaders say bombastic things and how they want the word to run per their plan. I view it as pushing on a hawser to move large objects. Those that try it typically fail.
But their writ runs thin when it reached the operational units that have known challenges to be deployed and ready. And there is a lot of evading stupidity in the upper chain of command. This is known.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:58 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:55 PM (3hSHB)
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I have never met Nurse's son, I've never met Nurse although I know she can sure as hell defend herself. But this kind of statement is disgusting. You are an absolute ass.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 10, 2022 09:59 PM (RG7Wy)
So, apologies to all if your ears are a little singed from my strident commentary. Time to log off and read a book and get away from the absolute lunacy that has inflicted this comment section.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 09:59 PM (HiOFu)
If you can't at least respect her son, just drop the topic.
Ain't no one changing any one's mind and this back and forth shit is tiring
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 09:57 PM (6VKyY)
Agree. Go smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, take a shit. But stand down.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 10:00 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 10:01 PM (fivxw)
Please apologize to nurse ratched for an unwarranted attack on her dutiful son. Save your ire for the JCOS and the Diversity Commissars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 10, 2022 09:55 PM
Just curious, have you taken the Oath?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 10:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at October 10, 2022 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 10, 2022 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
I will trust my life and my security to Nurse's son any time, any day.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 10:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Moki at October 10, 2022 09:49 PM (JrN/x)
Had a cancerous one whacked out in 1999. No kidney problems since.
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 10:03 PM (AmoqO)
Now we need someone to tell us that all indians need to be murdered because someone did some bad shit 450 years ago.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 10:03 PM (z+OQR)
Will you grace us with your presence in Corsicana?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (
No, I'll be posfing with the others on quiet AoS while we think about your shindig.
enjoyPosted by: AmericanKestrel at October 10, 2022 10:05 PM (fivxw)
If a person REALLY believes that our government means to exterminate us, then you are morally obligated to take steps to stop that government from doing so, starting with the closest federal official you can find.
When are you going to get off your ass, Reuben Hicks, and take action? It's not only Nurse Ratched's son who has to put himself on the line. It's you, too.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 10:06 PM (HiOFu)
I will trust my life and my security to Nurse's son any time, any day.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 10:03 PM (anj39)
Well said.
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 10:06 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:56 PM (U2p+3)
Everything I am physically and intellectually capable of doing to undermine the legitimacy of the federal government and its system with as many of the current collaborators as I can reach. And I am avoiding doing anything which might be useful to them in encouraging compliance with their demands (like wearing a mask or taking the jab) or contributing any economic activity that might prop up their fake currency (which where I live is aided by my refusal to foul my blood with their injection).
I have an extensive email list that I regularly send out information to that isn't covered or is falsely covered in US media.
Does that answer your question?
Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2022 10:07 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Methos at
So you hide in the basement and eat Cheetos and type a hundred words a minute.
So what. Big deal. You're a real warrior.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2022 10:07 PM (kOpft)
Yeah. You're a hero, all right.
I am going upstairs. It's more fun up there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at October 10, 2022 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Now, compare that to the military. It's only been really under assault since Barack O'FuckFace, so only about 16 years or so. Frankly, the thing that is so frightening is the speed and eagerness with which the high-ranking military commanders sold their fellow citizens and fellow soldiers down the river.
To blame the actions of the ideologically-driven senior officers on the common soldier is not only unfair, it's stupid. Almost as stupid as saying that everyone with a big nose is Jewish, or that tall people are smart.
However, I have to agree that I hope that the military languishes under the current regime.
David
Posted by: David--Simmering with Rage at October 10, 2022 10:17 PM (bGP4p)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Dot or feather?
I kid!
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 10:17 PM (HiOFu)
Dot or feather?
I kid!
Posted by: Sharkman
>Actually I meant 540 years ago, but my blog math is abysmal.
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Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 10:25 PM (HiOFu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)
I only mention that much because you asked. Avoiding giving aid and comfort to the enemy is the barest minimum any US citizens should expect of each other. Besides, I'm pretty sure I specified that not a one of us is any good.
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