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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Ivan Aivazovsky
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 09:31 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: BignJames at October 10, 2022 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at October 10, 2022 09:32 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 09:32 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 10, 2022 09:32 AM (L08P2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 09:32 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Drawl at October 10, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:33 AM (Mh7WE)
Posted by: Tuna at October 10, 2022 09:33 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:34 AM (Mh7WE)
In fourteen hundred and *mumblety-mumble*
Columbus sailed the *something or other*
*Rants about indigenous rights and genocide*
WE WUZ KANGS!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:34 AM (NK+OX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 10, 2022 09:32 AM (L08P2)
Or perky supple-breasted island native girls wearing only leis.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 09:34 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Mh7WE)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (uPgE/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Mh7WE)
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It's how you use them!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2022 09:36 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Mh7WE)
It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that counts.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:36 AM (NK+OX)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Mh7WE)
They were in the ocean!
Posted by: Cristophor Costanza at October 10, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Mh7WE)
It's not the size of the ship, it's how long the captain can keep it in port until the passengers can get off.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 09:37 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2022 09:37 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Elendil the Tall at October 10, 2022 09:38 AM (YIVH2)
Does that mean we all go and put our appliances in the front yard?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:38 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:38 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Y5qcH)
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I think we all knew who came out ahead in that bargain!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 09:39 AM (YIVH2)
Does that mean we all go and put our appliances in the front yard?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 09:38 AM (U2p+3)
Judges would have also accepted put our cars on cinder blocks and remove all 4 tyres.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 09:39 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Captain Bill Kristol at October 10, 2022 09:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:40 AM (gS3OW)
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Oh, that is what he unleashed on the peaceful utopian paradise that was the Americas.*
* Sorry, I don't know what the peaceful inhabitants called it at the time.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 09:40 AM (sX1BW)
Like it & would hang it, not only at home, but also place a copy of it in every public school and election center in Pennsylvania.
FJB, NO to Indigenous Peoples Day in lieu of Columbus Day!
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 09:40 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 09:41 AM (z+OQR)
Never knew if that was true or not, but it was a really old chest.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 09:41 AM (Y5qcH)
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How long does ones ancestors have to be on a land to be considered indigenous?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 09:42 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Ziba at October 10, 2022 09:43 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 09:35 AM (Y5qcH)
In 1542, Cabrillo became the first European to explore the west coast of today's United States. He found many once inhabited tribal villages that had been abandoned. Just when exploring inland US (Southwest) it was clear many tribes had died off or abandoned their lands.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 09:43 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at October 10, 2022 09:43 AM (h36XW)
I wonder if having the sun in the east, rising, is supposed to mean the dawn of a new day in the world and history.
Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2022 09:43 AM (7EjX1)
All your spaghetti & meatballs are belong to us.
Posted by: Chris at October 10, 2022 09:43 AM (oINRc)
I'll wait until we get to 100, since I have nothing to add.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 09:44 AM (WYTai)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:44 AM (frI6A)
Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2022 09:44 AM (WoKg1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:44 AM (frI6A)
*chuckles* +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (C1rbv)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (dUmcb)
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It's morning in Europe ...
And now its the dead of night.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (sX1BW)
Clearly he & I are made from different stuff.
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Weasel at October 10, 2022 09:46 AM (RrqtM)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
I get nervous on a cross country flight with multiple layovers -- thinking it'll never happen. I can't imagine the "Oh shit, this is it" moment Columbus felt when he set out for his ship that morning.
Clearly he & I are made from different stuff.
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (gS3OW)
TBF, when you get on a plane, you're not laden with a staggering payload of Spanish gold for your troubles.
You get what you pay for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 09:47 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Christopher Columbus at October 10, 2022 09:47 AM (4I/2K)
Clearly he & I are made from different stuff.
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:45 AM (gS3OW)
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In those days, any time a ship left port, there was NO guarantee it would come back...IIRC, the insurance industry was created in part to manage the risk of losing ships and cargo at sea...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 09:47 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 09:47 AM (9inf2)
Posted by: observer at October 10, 2022 09:48 AM (9EK2E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 09:49 AM (FVME7)
That evil European! We're so much more advanced nowadays. (cough, Covid... cough, cough, Monkeypox...)
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:49 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 10, 2022 09:49 AM (iLmHM)
Because if they could have conquered Europe, they would have. They were inferior to their rivals. Now they are celebrating that inferiority.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 09:50 AM (YJO/E)
1.) Burn this Russian painting.
2.) This is racism.
3.) Arrest the Russian traitor CBD. It stands to reason that a SWAT Team should be able to roust him from his piss-hooker party at around 3am tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 09:51 AM (oINRc)
The motion of the Ocean.
Columbus didnt discover
America. It was a woman. Because Reasons.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 10, 2022 09:52 AM (haWye)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 09:52 AM (FVME7)
* Sorry, I don't know what the peaceful inhabitants called it at the time.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022
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Since every tribe probably called itself The People, they more than likely referred to America as something like "The People's Domain."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: observer at October 10, 2022 09:53 AM (9EK2E)
Posted by: Skip's phone
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022
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An octopus tending his garden in the shade?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 09:54 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:40 AM (gS3OW)
But does CBD have the recipe somewhere.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (Laey4)
I remember that much from grade school. Forget the rest of the song though.
Posted by: Tuna at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (gLRfa)
America. It was a woman. Because Reasons.
Posted by: Czech Chick
Columbus discovered a woman ?
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (frI6A)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (BFigT)
BTW, the Remington's are "Aiding a Comrade", "Stampede or Horse Thieves", and "The Flight".
Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2022 09:56 AM (7EjX1)
I remember that much from grade school. Forget the rest of the song though.
Posted by: Tuna at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (gLRfa)
The next line is, IIRC:
Thirty days hath November
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 09:56 AM (4I/2K)
America. It was a woman. Because Reasons.
Posted by: Czech Chick
Columbus discovered a woman ?
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (T4tVD)
One may observe a woman but no one ever really understands what a woman is.
Alternate take:
Columbus found the G-spot.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:57 AM (Laey4)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 09:57 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (Laey4)
Ace has all of the long pig recipes!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2022 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022
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I really liked Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs, and Steel when I first read it. He's right in that non-Euro populations didn't have access to certain crops and useful animals. What he leaves out is that (a) Europeans would probably have found a way to dominate the Earth even without cattle and the like; and (b) even when Africans, Indians, and Orientals had access to higher technology, they did nothing with it.
Example: The Chinese had gunpowder before Europe did. They created fireworks instead of cannon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
There he is !
watch what ya say !)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (24fqN)
At least any checks you floated won't clear today.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022
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No, no, no! It was the Pinto, the Maverick, and the Galaxie 500!
Posted by: Henry Ford at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (BRHaw)
Columbus found the G-spot.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:57 AM (Laey4)
I gave him the money for the ships, didn't I?
Posted by: Queen Isabella at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (PiwSw)
Probably lots of women. Back in those days, if you went around discovering new continents, they just let you grab them by the, well, you know.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (KFhLj)
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To the delight of 6th grade boys everywhere.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:01 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022
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No, no, no! It was the Pinto, the Maverick, and the Galaxie 500!
Posted by: Henry Ford at October 10, 2022 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
I thought the flagship was the Granada outfitted in rich Corinthian leather.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Thirty days hath November
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 09:56 AM (4I/2K)
Next
Twas a cold night in 75
And barely a man is still alive
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 10:01 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (eGTCV)
You should have said Sault Ste Marie.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:02 AM (7bRMQ)
They really don't waste time, do they? It was what, six months? after they wrapped up Afghaniscam, before they started spinning up the Ukraine Shimsham?
These freaks just can't help themselves. They always need a war for its own sake, and can't even wait a year.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 10:02 AM (oINRc)
And barely a man is still alive
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 10:01 AM (BRHaw)
Sing it.
Posted by: The Great Levon Helm at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: red speck at October 10, 2022 09:40 AM (gS3OW)
But does CBD have the recipe somewhere.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 09:55 AM (Laey4)
Sioux Vide
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: That NLurker guy
The Lima Bean, Pinto Bean & Flicka 'da Bean.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (NlFlr)
Sioux Vide
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)
LOLOL
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
Because they were patriarchal. Mulan used them as weapons, but she was a girl. So, ignored!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:04 AM (7bRMQ)
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I've noticed Col. Fatman still hasn't grabbed a gun and run to defend his noble home country.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:04 AM (sX1BW)
1) Oz is the key to a nation-wide ban on abortion
2) Oz is on-board with a plan that ends Social Security in 5 years.
I’m willing to be convinced these are true or false, but I have seen nothing to make me believe they are true
There has been the Graham proposal for a 15-week limit, which is hardly a nation-wide ban.
Social Security is on track to exhaust the Trust Fund in 2036, when benefits will revert to whatever revenues can support. Neither party has done anything to push out the date.
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: red speck
Wasn't the wheel. There's still travois marks grooved into the Great Plains.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:05 AM (NlFlr)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (24fqN)
Yeah, and after twenty people commented on it being Columbus Day on the morning thread, I decided to the Post Office and bank for some reason.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 10, 2022 10:05 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at October 10, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)
*Lassos Insom, ties him down so he can't escape*
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:05 AM (/x+dc)
>Yes, but you can't have a liquor flavored beverage because Uncle Sam and the State say today is a holiday. You have to go to the local tavern. Putin runs the tavern.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 10:05 AM (z+OQR)
Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" - a limerick
Those Flat Earthers always cause mirth
Here's something I've pondered since birth
And what I'd like to know
Is, "Where's the water go
when it runs off the edge of the Earth?"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (3vQN0)
https://youtu.be/a53e4HHnx_s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 10, 2022 10:05 AM (z+OQR)
We don't have those stupid rules in the free state of Calif...
Wut?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:07 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2022 10:08 AM (6eRlp)
when it runs off the edge of the Earth?"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (cPDW+)
It goes to quench the thirst of the turtles. All the way down.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:08 AM (AiZBA)
Those Flat Earthers always cause mirth
Here's something I've pondered since birth
And what I'd like to know
Is, "Where's the water go
when it runs off the edge of the Earth?"
Posted by: Muldoon
Things That Make You Go "Hmmm" - a limerick
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe 🌎.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:08 AM (NlFlr)
He's still using sovereign citizen objections to the detective who, on cross-exam, is identifying Brooks as the driver.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (3vQN0)
It's that time of the month when the missus gets really moody and irritable and conveniently has a headache when you're in the mood. Not sure what this has to do with Oklahoma.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:08 AM (/x+dc)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 10:09 AM (T4tVD)
And that's when the charade that it isn't welfare will finally be abandoned. People who have more money will get nothing, while those who didn't pay in much will remain whole.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:09 AM (ayzS/)
Posted by: red speck
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Well, they had to since they ate all the horses.
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 10:09 AM (4eKPg)
Praying for rain. And wind. Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 10:09 AM (FTnqJ)
When I moved to CA after growing up in TX, I was surprised to see hard liquor sold off the shelf in grocery stores.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 10:10 AM (2CsiQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (3vQN0)
Oklahoma is reeling from Saturday's beat down; no one's thinking straight.
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2022 10:10 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 10, 2022 10:10 AM (N5xtu)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 10, 2022 10:10 AM (Eeyyh)
And that's when the charade that it isn't welfare will finally be abandoned. People who have more money will get nothing, while those who didn't pay in much will remain whole.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:09 AM (ayzS/)
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Close. People who paid in and are in a preferred demographic group will remain whole.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (ayzS/)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 09:59 AM (24fqN)
Yeah, and after twenty people commented on it being Columbus Day on the morning thread, I decided to the Post Office and bank for some reason.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 10, 2022 10:05 AM (qH6FZ)
The Moron lifestyle! I just had to remind myself to not bother checking the mailbox later today. +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: red speck
*
Wasn't the wheel. There's still travois marks grooved into the Great Plains.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022
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More than a few of the Plains tribes, like the Comanche, discovered how to raid other tribes and white settlements more efficiently by employing the horse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
Geneva, IL has the long ship that sailed from Norway to Chicago for the Columbian Exposition. They have been working on restoration for a long time.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:09 AM (ayzS/)
So, take in at 62, or wait until 67. What a choice.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ)
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There may be more to it, but I suspect there is a lot of bad polling. I'd check that first.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (sX1BW)
when it runs off the edge of the Earth?"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (cPDW+)
I've always wondered, "If the Earth is flat, what's on the opposite side?"
Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:04 AM (sX1BW)
He did cheer on the terroristic bombing of the bridge!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2022 10:12 AM (BRHaw)
Yay! Hyperthetical masturbating son of a bitch sailor day!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2022 10:12 AM (CPikt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:06 AM (3vQN0)
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Sooner's polls in 2018 had Stitt winning by 3-4. He won by 12.
Have they fixed their polling errors from 2018?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
When I moved to CA after growing up in TX, I was surprised to see hard liquor sold off the shelf in grocery stores.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 10:10 AM (2CsiQ)
That and cheaper liquor prices are the only things I miss about California.
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2022 10:12 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:12 AM (NlFlr)
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Have you seen the abortion ad (that they seem to run every five minutes) of the women talking about how warm and cuddly abortion is?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wally at October 10, 2022 10:13 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Oddbob
Go to Louisiana. It's sold in the gas stations.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:13 AM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (AMIL/)
Australia!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:13 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022
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True, the Indians had killed and eaten all the native horses. It was not until they saw the Spaniards *riding* horses that they realized the quadrupeds were useful for something else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:13 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:14 AM (uz3Px)
You are engaging with a combative dunce.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2022 10:14 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (sX1BW
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The latest poll shows a D lead. The last few showed a slight R lead.
But it’s Oklahoma FFS. One of those states you don’t even know has an election because the R Wins by 18 and nobody even mentions it. In 2016 it was the only state where every county voted for Trump,
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:14 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2022 10:14 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (AMIL/)
The Undernood.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ)
If you wait 'til 67, you're backing up.
Posted by: BignJames at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Yeah. Just at current, take at 62, take $1k a month off the table as opposed to 67.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Jerzy Balowski's Medieval Torture Hour at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (h36XW)
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (4eKPg)
Columbus sailed the *something or other*
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In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
In fourteen hundred ninety-three
Columbus sailed the deep blue sea.
How older brothers mess with your mind.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (3ImbR)
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Hasn't the climate change clocked moved past it anyway?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (cPDW+)
Check the sidebar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere
Well, green energy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:17 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:17 AM (cPDW+)
Surgeon General has issued an advisory against mRna jabs for men aged 18-29.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:17 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: runner at October 10, 2022 10:18 AM (V13WU)
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Hasn't the climate change clocked moved past it anyway?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
I think the little cuckoo on that clock got stuck and has been chirping constantly for years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:18 AM (trdmm)
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I know that's what I want in my doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:18 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:19 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022
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Syphilis. Michael Crichton mentions in Andromeda Strain that when Europeans first encountered syphilis (at least that N. American strain) after contact with the Indians in America, it resulted in great ulcers all over the body, and killed the vast majority of those it infected.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
Surgeon General has issued an advisory against mRna jabs for men aged 18-29.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:17 AM (dCxaZ)
The funniest part was that Twitter immediately canceled his account, but then backtracked when it was pointed out "hey this is the Florida Surgeon General."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:19 AM (trdmm)
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Big Tent Methodism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
https://tinyurl.com/yu2kjbd6
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)
Check the sidebar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I'm honored.
Seriously.
Thank you.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:20 AM (NlFlr)
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (NlFlr)
Year and a half to wait. Probably take it at 62, but might wait a couple more months for the extra, what, $10?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 10:20 AM (7bRMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yu2kjbd6
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)
Musk will come.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:20 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:20 AM (AiZBA)
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Having tea with Steiner, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, boy, the French sure are stupid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:21 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:21 AM (YJO/E)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Wait awhile and check Later Polling.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:21 AM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (Eeyyh)
I haven't looked at his site yet, but I do know he published links to the studies that led to his decision. What happened, Big Tw@tt all of a sudden has stopped loving #Science!??
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)
Might buy something more reasonable like a 4Runner.
That Octane Orange color of the TRD Offroad is amazing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (fppa6)
Posted by: Jerzy Balowski's Medieval Torture Hour at October 10, 2022 10:15 AM (h36XW)
My grampa had a yellow '69 Galaxie. I'd love to have that car now!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:23 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: safristi at October 10, 2022 10:24 AM (qktfm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (4I/2K)
Lefties don't burn books. They do, however, burn down the whole library.
Posted by: Wally at October 10, 2022 10:24 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: ShainS
How do you infect women & children?
Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much!
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:24 AM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:24 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
*drum solo*
Posted by: Topher Columbus at October 10, 2022 10:25 AM (4I/2K)
...not that there's anything wrong with that!"
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:25 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: The Beatles at October 10, 2022 10:25 AM (YJO/E)
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Oh great! Now there's going to be a shortage of ice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:25 AM (FVME7)
>>You can literally see the smallpox in the air and can hear Columbus saying "I love the smell of smallpox in the morning ..."
Well the Injuns transferred Syphilis to the Conquistadors which was brought back to Europe and the rest of the world, which wrecked havoc.
So, I'd say the whole spreading of diseases is a wash.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 10:26 AM (up/3i)
-OOD
'Aye aye.' (Goes below) runs back up,
'Sir. Doctor Levin is missing but I found this ugly old woman wearing his clothes!
-deck seaman
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 10:26 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)
"It's only Science if WE say it's Science!!!" - Big Tw@tt
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
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It was land? I seriously thought it was frozen ice they traveled over during winter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:26 AM (fppa6)
His major accomplishments as state AG seem to involve going after the Catholic Church.
First, with a state-wide probe of predatory priests and then losing in the SCOTUS with "Little Sisters of the Poor v Pennsylvania"
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:27 AM (RHGPo)
I just have one simple question, who is in charge of the WH ? No, really, who is running the country ?
Posted by: runner at October 10, 2022 10:27 AM (V13WU)
I really need to bring some obnoxious shirt to wear when I am someplace like this. An AR-15 or a DeSantis shirt.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (C2QwQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022
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It was land? I seriously thought it was frozen ice they traveled over during winter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022
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I'd suppose it was, in winter. But Alaska and the nearest point of Asia aren't frozen all year long, are they?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (J2vNu)
Yeah, no. Estimates of the mortality in the Americas range from 50-90%. There was nothing like that in Europe.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (ayzS/)
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One of my kidlets chose a wild color for her mini-SUV to reduce the chances of hijacking (she lives in Chicago during the week).
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (MIKMs)
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Yeah, but we gave them gonnorhea. My question regarding Big Pox is the word Small Pox implies the existence of Big Pox.
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm)
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There's only one scientific way to settle the matter of who owns Science:
Fauci vs. Musk in The Octagon -- two dudes enter, only one leaves ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (fppa6)
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:26 AM (fppa6)
No, that was the Noldor traveling over the Helcaraxe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:29 AM (trdmm)
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Well, do you know how many agents it takes to form a perimeter around her?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:29 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:29 AM (YJO/E)
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022
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I think the Europeans did call syphilis "the pox" at one time. The name "smallpox" probably arose from the small size of the pustules.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (C2QwQ)
A T-shirt with the Hillary Clinton quote "Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism" complete with her picture on it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 10:30 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (4eKPg)
Fauci is still working on that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:30 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:19 AM (uz3Px)
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And the one before it?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:30 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022
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From all those Comanche and Apache horses putting out their noxious methane!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:31 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (C2QwQ)
A T-shirt with the Hillary Clinton quote "Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism" complete with her picture on it.
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Wear a Redskins tee shirt.
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 10:31 AM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:19 AM (uz3Px)
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And the one before it?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:30 AM (3vQN0)
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KOCO-TV, a literal media company.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
Clearly you haven't been near a herd of walrii.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:31 AM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (C2QwQ)
Ye West has a shirt he'd love to sell you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:32 AM (trdmm)
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The Black Death never happened.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 10, 2022 10:32 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at October 10, 2022 10:32 AM (8fxF+)
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Who thinks this?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:32 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:32 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (8fNfY)
Shot robbery victim is expected to survive. Security guard managed to keep one of the robbers at the scene but the other one jumped in a car a got away.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (4I/2K)
Sometimes you go on a swashbuckling journey of discovery, and pick up a new form of pox.
Other times, you get one after drinking 38 dudes' piss in a given week.
Such are the vicissitudes of life, I suppose.
*ponders*
Posted by: @BabeThePigBoi at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (oINRc)
He's not frozen, he's not a caveman, and he's not a lawyer. Am I right?"
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (O1w3D)
Columbus was hunting for India and he started off in the wrong direction.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (XwgSF)
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The Black Death never happened.
Estimates there are 1/3-1/2 of the population, and in any case, it came from the steppes of Asia, not the Americas.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (ayzS/)
Woke Broadway Revival of Classic “1776” Musical Casts Trans Actors: “Trans People Have Always Existed — They Existed in 1776”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (3vQN0)
Also that he's a Nigerian-born Harvard-trained heart specialist. You can't yell racism or use credentialism to make him go away, so they've got nothing.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (haWye)
in: October polls are unreliable
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (3vQN0)
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Small polling firms with bad records are unreliable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
I mean, what's the point in even running for office if you can't funnel campaign contributions to your friends and family?
Posted by: Wally at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (FJYfm)
Shot robbery victim is expected to survive. Security guard managed to keep one of the robbers at the scene but the other one jumped in a car a got away.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:33 AM (4I/2K)
That guard sounds worse than Lancelot at a wedding party.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)
The 1776 version of "bottom surgery" must've been something. They put a leech on your dick until it falls off?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (zm+d5)
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Who thinks this?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022
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The connotation of "bridge" is of something relatively narrow. Yes, our major steel bridges are fairly wide, but compared to something as wide as, say, the Florida peninsula, they are tiny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:35 AM (3vQN0)
They were wiped out by the Iroquois, another indigenous people not affiliated with Columbus.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:35 AM (YJO/E)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:28 AM (J2vNu)
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Well, maybe during one the various Ice Ages?
My Scottish ancestors emigrated to an area on the Northwest part of Cape Breton Island (now part of Nova Scotia) around and after 1800 -- and during the winter part of the Gulf of St. Lawrence would freeze such that people could walk or sled out to a lighthouse island off the coast called Margaree Island (now Sea Wolf Island).
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:35 AM (fppa6)
former Anglican chaplain to QE2, Gavin Ashenden, converted to the RCC in 2019 when he realized "My own tradition of Anglicanism began to develop a more catastrophic heterodoxy,"
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:35 AM (dCxaZ)
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Maybe they did -- people who *believed* they were really the other sex, that is. More than likely they wound up in one of the primitive insane asylums of the 18th century.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
"...and watch out when she invites you over for dinner!"
"No, really"
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:37 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)
Sheriff Taylor was wise and prescient in allowing Deputy Fife just one bullet, to be kept in his shirt pocket.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:37 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:37 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
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They shouted at the closest reflective surface instead of into their phones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:38 AM (cPDW+)
>>The Black Death never happened.
And the black death likely came from Asia, so yay cross-cultural pollination.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 10:39 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Christopher Cross at October 10, 2022 10:39 AM (KFhLj)
The thing that's always been interesting to me was that the Black Death was so much worse in Britain (because relatively cramped island) that, even though it was devastating on the continent, it forced permanent social changes there that wouldn't occur elsewhere in Europe until later (often centuries later, depending on locale).
Not to cheer for plagues, but for the British, that one really wiped the slate clean and set them up for their future runaway successes, long ahead of their Continental cousins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 10:40 AM (oINRc)
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Huh. I guess their Pay More, Get Less campaign isn't working out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:40 AM (FVME7)
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I should note that there were times that the ice would crack and people fall through -- which is one of the plotlines of a great novel in '99 (his only novel -- but he wrote many wonderful short stories) called "No Great Mischief" by a distant cousin named Alistair MacLeod -- voted Atlantic Canada's "Greatest Book of All Time."
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (fppa6)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Did you know a yawn is just a silent scream for coffee?
Goes looking for some.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (anj39)
Benedict Arnold was our first Trans-American.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)
My Scottish ancestors emigrated to an area on the Northwest part of Cape Breton Island (now part of Nova Scotia) around and after 1800 -- and during the winter part of the Gulf of St. Lawrence would freeze such that people could walk or sled out to a lighthouse island off the coast called Margaree Island (now Sea Wolf Island).
Posted by: ShainS
Interesting reading. How the Great Lakes were formed.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (NlFlr)
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Huh. I guess their Pay More, Get Less campaign isn't working out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:40 AM (FVME7)
Electric F-250 pickups will save us. -- Ford Motor Company.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: The Palos at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (t0OGg)
>>One of my kidlets chose a wild color for her mini-SUV to reduce the chances of hijacking (she lives in Chicago during the week).
Most of the vehicles I've owned in my life have either been blue or orange. I've owned one silver car and one white car, that's it.
Really helps with finding your car in a parking lot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 10:42 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:41 AM (AiZBA)
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"We'll be second in line, at least, to the government bailout."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:42 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2022 10:11 AM (AMIL/)
I guess if you turned it over, you would just see upside-down turtles, all the way up.
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 10, 2022 10:42 AM (rO684)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:42 AM (YJO/E)
*******
♫ ♪
"They are the major model of a modern made-up genital"
Gilbert & Sullivan's "1776"
Posted by: -Muldoon at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (cPDW+)
also, a two-spirit Human Being.
Posted by: Jack Crabb at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)
Kinda. Sales for EVs are still growing bigly. Ford literally cannot make electric f150s fast enough to meet demand. So much so that it has raised the base price by 30% since the launch. And still there is a wait list in the tens of thousands for one.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022
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A lot of the ocean water was locked up in ice sheets, thus lowering the sea level and exposing the land between Asia and Alaska. No doubt some of those sheets came down pretty far. Probably it was no summertime stroll across the "land bridge" for them, it was probably cold and forbidding, but so was the land mass they'd come from. They were just moving bit by bit farther east in search of new land and new game. When they got across, there was a generally unfrozen passage between glaciers that allowed them to work their way farther south.
They had plenty of time. In a few centuries, hey, they were in New Mexico-to-be, and in a few more, "So this is what they're going to call Tierra del Fuego?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (J2vNu)
“In the event there is an arrival of a plane carrying migrants, the Nantucket Police Department and many other Town departments have a detailed plan to manage such a situation,” the Nantucket Police Department said Saturday.
The charter air company said Tuesday’s expected plane is a business flight for a group out of Chicago, according to the release.
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (L08P2)
Posted by: TeethVA at October 10, 2022 10:44 AM (HRlQV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (3vQN0)
I'm surprised you would say that.
NOT.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:44 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:42 AM (YJO/E)
To reduce "accidental" shootings, I assume?
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 10, 2022 10:45 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 10:45 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022
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The Buick is my first red car. The ruby red looks pretty close to black at night, though, as all reds do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:45 AM (J2vNu)
And many towns prohibited acting troupes from staying in their towns.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:42 AM (YJO/E)
Throughout history, people have hated actors. There are many interesting examples from Roman times, through European history, and beyond, of this phenomenon.
As early as a hundred years ago, many CA hotels and boarding houses had signs expressly forbidding actors from staying there.
A healthy society shuns and degrades those people as the freaks and misfits they are, instead of putting them on a pedestal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 10:45 AM (oINRc)
Teach an immigrant to fish and he will stay on Nantucket
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (RHGPo)
Not to cheer for plagues, but for the British, that one really wiped the slate clean and set them up for their future runaway successes, long ahead of their Continental cousins.
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Curious, do you have an example?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (sX1BW)
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Huh. I guess their Pay More, Get Less campaign isn't working out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:40 AM (FVME7)
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I can't wait for them to start marketing & producing Flintmobiles (who new The Flintsones was a cautionary tale?) ... then the old joke will be "What did people have before
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (fppa6)
Posted by: DaveA at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
Or they posed for John Singleton Copley.
https://tinyurl.com/3zbb9a7f
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (trdmm)
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day to all of my fellow natives. As a card carrying member of the Chickasaw Nation, I’m going to go outside and do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight just like an real American.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (zjVy3)
DO THEY HAVE PAPERS??
WHERE ARE THEIR PAPERS?!??@!
Posted by: kallisto, reading the thought bubble above typical nantucket AWFL's head at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (EEK+z)
I'm surprised you would say that.
NOT.
—-
Edgy 1993 humor. Wicked burn bro.
Either way, it’s reality. You can hate it but it doesn’t make it go away.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (frI6A)
Posted by: whig at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (CXr4y)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Paul at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (XaGTf)
https://tinyurl.com/3zbb9a7f
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (trdmm)
I wish I hadn't clicked on that.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (AiZBA)
Man, I tell ya. I don't get no respect!: I'm dying out here.
Posted by: -Indigenous Stand-up comedian at October 10, 2022 10:38 AM (cPDW+)
I gave Diogenes a joke gratis last night, you want jokes that work, you're gonna have to pay.
Posted by: Joke Pusher at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (7bRMQ)
>>The Buick is my first red car. The ruby red looks pretty close to black at night, though, as all reds do.
I had a red Turbo II RX7, loved that car, had to get rid of it because I became tired of having to replace the parts that were stolen off of it with the same exact parts that I bought from the car parts vendors in Hunts Point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: -Muldoon at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 10, 2022 10:43 AM (L08P2)
That's because ancient aliens bombed the injuns out of existence and took the casinos back to the home planet.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (1DgE4)
I wonder what the etymology of Columbia is?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (YJO/E)
There was a sales guy who suggested they sell cars that people actually want, but he was fired for it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (lTGtQ)
DeathSantis is living rent-free in their heads, because they're that scared of brown people.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:49 AM (RHGPo)
Well, good luck to him. I did the same thing, only to find myself like Eliza leaping from one chunk of floating ice to another on a raging river.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (aJB/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (3vQN0)
Maybe if they hopscotched across ice floes. Saltwater itself has a freezing point of -30°F. *I* sure as heck wouldn't be doing much migrating when it's that cold.
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (yZlY6)
Randi Weingarten@rweingarten
Woke up this am to reports of disgusting Russian missile strikes in Kyiv, Lviv & other cities.Heading to the border now to assess the situation. This Russian attempt to frighten civilians & the effect on children (who are learning online today) is why this [Ukraine] trip is so important
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 10:51 AM (frI6A)
Woke up this am to reports of disgusting Russian missile strikes in Kyiv, Lviv & other cities.Heading to the border now to assess the situation. This Russian attempt to frighten civilians & the effect on children (who are learning online today) is why this [Ukraine] trip is so important
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (FVME7)
She's on a Graft Finding Mission.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 10:51 AM (UuD2k)
>>Dealers were selling cars for well above msrp for the past 2 years. Now the reckoning comes.
It's a good thing they were greedy and Jeep did not offer the 392 in Orange or I would be driving an Orange 392.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 10:51 AM (up/3i)
Curious, do you have an example?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (sX1BW)
The functional collapse of serfdom was the big, wide-ranging one. The Plague seems to have hit young people the hardest, and the full on 50% population reduction in Britain meant that there were basically no young men left to till the ground.
Labor became exceedingly valuable in the ensuing few generations, and it meant the development of a modern economy became necessary. Within a couple of centuries after, the Enclosure Acts began, paid labor and property ownership became the norm rather than the exception long before this development took place elsewhere.
It's not as if the Plague was responsible for these developments - they are natural developments - but it accelerated them and gave the Brits a big advantage compared to, say, France which held on to the system until it exploded all over the place.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (oINRc)
2. Beautiful painting in honor of Columbus Day. Flying the flag here at Cryptid Manor.
3. I believe the "indigenous" name for North America is Turtle Island.
Posted by: Plum Duff, North America's newest cryptid at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (p6l5V)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at October 10, 2022 10:46 AM (sX1BW)
I believe he's referring to the way the plague ended serfdom in England long before it ended in Europe. There simply were not enough laborers to go around after the plague, and even though the nobility passed laws trying to force the peasants to stay on their land, it became very easy for them to take off and go where someone would pay them for more than they had gotten before. England had no options to bring in new cheap labor, so this transformed their society, and led to the rise of a shopkeeping middle class.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (YJO/E)
Please publish those plans. We'll use them, too.
Thanks,
Everyone Else
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (yZlY6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 10:51 AM (frI6A)
Didn't Ace used to ride around on a Vespuccia?
Posted by: Wally at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 10:52 AM (3vQN0)
You say that, but nearly every mass-market car now is a vaguely egg-shaped fake SUV that's either beige or gray because that's what white women want.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:53 AM (zm+d5)
I wonder what the etymology of Columbia is?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
“Roll On Columbia.” By Woody Gutherie
Woody can go get canceled now!
Posted by: Rex B at October 10, 2022 10:53 AM (xfG0H)
Kaching!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 10:53 AM (AiZBA)
Woke up this am to reports of disgusting Russian missile strikes in Kyiv, Lviv & other cities.Heading to the border now to assess the situation. This Russian attempt to frighten civilians & the effect on children (who are learning online today) is why this [Ukraine] trip is so important
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (FVME7)
Would it be wrong to petition Putin to do us a solid and lob a missile in her direction?
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:54 AM (lfans)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 10:54 AM (frI6A)
Woody can go get canceled now!
Posted by: Rex B at October 10, 2022 10:53 AM (xfG0H)
Because "Woody" is phallocentric?
Posted by: Wally at October 10, 2022 10:54 AM (FJYfm)
Celebrating this as Indigenous Peoples Day is like the Germans celebrating D Day.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (/HzV9)
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Not to respond to the above silliness, but . . .
Even total (D) Chicago news ran several segments this am about EVs spontaneously combusting in flooded areas and how firefighters have to be trained for those types of fires.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (MIKMs)
If the trendy pronunciation of "Kiev" is "KEEEEEV", then "Lviv" is "LEAVE"?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:53 AM (zm+d5)
The queer Eurofag hatchbacks?
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (lfans)
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (yZlY6)
Yeah...about that.
It's more like 28 degrees F.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (XIJ/X)
I believe that these serious converts to the RCC will be the driver behind the revitalization and revival of the Faith.
I don't know how your conversion experience is going, but if you remember it's all about the Eucharist, you can't go wrong.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:56 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Major Homo at October 10, 2022 10:56 AM (l3SW6)
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 10:56 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (zm+d5)
All I see is, "Luhvivvvvvv."
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:56 AM (lfans)
I wonder what the etymology of Columbia is?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:48 AM (YJO/E)
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"WHY IS COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY STILL NAMED AFTER SOME DEAD OLD WHITE GENOCIDAL SUPREMACIST!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:57 AM (fppa6)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:57 AM (lfans)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (zm+d5)
All I see is, "Luhvivvvvvv."
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:56 AM (lfans)
=========
"I pronounce Kiev as 'kaching.'"
-Mitt Romney's son
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2022 10:57 AM (/HzV9)
And the locals had no way to duck it
Ron DeSamtis said, "You must!"
With a hearty pelvic thrust
"And if you don't like it...well...suck it!!"
Posted by: -Muldoon at October 10, 2022 10:58 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Major Homo at October 10, 2022 10:56 AM (l3SW6)
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Homo Erectus has taken on an all-new meaning to me now ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 10, 2022 10:58 AM (fppa6)
The county's Sheriff deputies working the courtroom and jail OTOH, are big extra beefy bubbas. O-line size and shape.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 10:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee!
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 10:58 AM (lfans)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 10:58 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Wally
Yes. And removing the Columbia River dams is fallow-centric.
Posted by: Rex B at October 10, 2022 10:59 AM (7jhbw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 10, 2022 10:59 AM (YJO/E)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 10, 2022 10:59 AM (Vu7A1)
You oughta hear what it means at Kalorama.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 10:59 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (yZlY6)
Yeah...about that.
It's more like 28 degrees F.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2022 10:55 AM (XIJ/X)
The freezing point of saltwater? That depends on how much salt is in the water. IIRC, water with 5% salt starts freezing at around 0 to -5 f.
The more salt you add, the colder the water needs to be to freeze.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 10, 2022 11:00 AM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 10, 2022 10:47 AM (zjVy3)
Grandma said she was full blood, but the Nation never answered my question.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2022 11:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 11:00 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 11:00 AM (frI6A)
Woke up this am to reports of disgusting Russian missile strikes in Kyiv, Lviv & other cities.Heading to the border now to assess the situation. This Russian attempt to frighten civilians & the effect on children (who are learning online today) is why this [Ukraine] trip is so important
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 10, 2022 10:50 AM (FVME7)
++++
While I didn't know that the teachers unions were part of the general-purpose Ukrainian laundromat operations, nor that they were players in the overall locus of Western corruption that Ukraine is, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 11:00 AM (t0OGg)
WTF is she doing in Ukraine?
There's this weird thing where Zelensky has celebrities walk with him through Kiev on live TV to prove that the war is bad or something.
Crowder dug up footage of Zelensky's stand-up act from 10 years ago - the centerpiece was him and another guy hitting piano keys with their boners. For real. No wonder Obama thought he was top-tier leadership material.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2022 11:01 AM (zm+d5)
It's more like 28 degrees F.
Oh, man, you're right. I went to back to the blurb I used. It said -1.8°C - correctly and which I promptly ignored- and -28.8°F. Big, unforced error on my part.
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2022 11:01 AM (hPvGe)
Posted by: -Muldoon at October 10, 2022 11:02 AM (cPDW+)
https://is.gd/kWCMJn
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022
***
Brilliant stuff!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2022 11:03 AM (J2vNu)
Must be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 10, 2022 11:03 AM (Vu7A1)
There's also lots of 'Columbus Day debates' on local radio, for example: Then why wasn't Manhattan be returned to indigenous people? Why isn't the history of anti-Italian American discrimination, including the lynching of 11 men in New Orleans in 1891, taught? Why is F.D.R honored when hundreds & hundreds of Jews, who arrived by ship seeking sanctuary the U.S., were returned to Europe?
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 11:07 AM (NIYa7)
The more salt you add, the colder the water needs to be to freeze.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 10, 2022 11:00 AM (1DgE4)
Seawater is the standard, and it freezes at about 28 degrees F.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2022 11:10 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 11:07 AM (NIYa7)
Those were Democrat crimes. Democrat crimes are Acts of Love. You're not against love, are you??
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