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Dolphins surfing a wave. At the end, they all jump backwards out of the wave at the same time.

This video starts with a spider on the ceiling and if you don't know where the video winds up going you're probably not ready for the video.

Too cute: dog buddies enjoying a hammock swing together.

Cat randomly starts shit with a buck because why not?

Workers high on the frame of Chrysler Building, 1929.

😋🖐️ pic.twitter.com/IjJVL2OrNd
— 𝙰𝙱𝙳𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙷 𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙷𝚃𝙸𝚁𝙸 (@alshtiry2013) September 10, 2022

pic.twitter.com/pUsOFgQcBw
— Tahiel🍀 (@Tahiel_2022) September 10, 2022

Sentries for their respective groups exchange nods:

Silverback gorilla vs soldier!
Gorilla asking, how can I help you? pic.twitter.com/7THZ9VamEb
— Be Wild Tours (@Bewildtours) September 10, 2022

A NeverTrump Warrior-Hero is disturbed at his desk by... a squirrel.

But a really grody MAGA squirrel, you understand. A really obscene squirrel who does not exemplify our value.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

2 bare ass, er... I mean bear ass.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

3 Good evening, Skip! Where is everyone?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 07:52 PM (tQL7r)

4 Corgis called!

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/
1578112581880905736

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2022 07:53 PM (LsEU/)

6 Pass the groundhog a bar of soap will ya?

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 07:54 PM (xhxe8)

7 That squirrel video is outstanding!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2022 07:54 PM (CWwfg)

8 Good evening, horde!

So...spiders. I bought a pair of yoga pants--I mean, "couch flattening pants h/t Chuy, and the brand is spyder. Or Spider. There is an image of a spider printed on the inside of the waistband. I pull them down to do the necessary, ya know, look down and there's a damn spider in my pants!!! Jumped all over that bathroom!

What kind of bullshit is that??

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

9 andycanuck

I can't get that link to work. Got another?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 07:55 PM (tQL7r)

10 Don’t worry. We’re sending our best man. He’s the one in the bear suit.

Posted by: Have podium; will travel. Wire Brandon, DC at October 06, 2022 07:55 PM (9X60i)

11 My nephew's mutt also tries to herd people into just the one room like a getting a few people out of the kitchen and into the living-room where most of the party guests are sitting.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 07:55 PM (yikp0)

12 Night of the Lepus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

13 April truth in advertising

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

14 That chrysler video gave me veritgo. Wow!
No way in hell I could do that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (v4L7Y)

15 The bear walk.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

16 So...spiders. I bought a pair of yoga pants--I mean, "couch flattening pants h/t Chuy, and the brand is spyder. Or Spider. There is an image of a spider printed on the inside of the waistband. I pull them down to do the necessary, ya know, look down and there's a damn spider in my pants!!! Jumped all over that bathroom!

What kind of bullshit is that??

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 07:55 PM (OX9vb)
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That brand cannot be brought into Chateau Lloyd. If somehow it entered the house, my wife and daughters would burn the place down trying to get the spider.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (llXky)

17 #9 Are you using a phone, Prime Sister?

And here:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8pae76

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 07:57 PM (yikp0)

18 Luckily I have some pj's with scorpions and they don't come off them

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

19 That chrysler video gave me veritgo. Wow!
No way in hell I could do that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (v4L7Y)
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Certain ethnic groups have zero fear of heights. I think Mohawks are among them.

I am not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 07:57 PM (llXky)

20 So, the war discussion on the last thread must have gotten really interesting.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 07:57 PM (tQL7r)

21 That squirrel video!!!!! Hahahaha!

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2022 07:57 PM (aeePL)

22
What kind of bullshit is that??
Posted by: April

I don't think it was bullshit all over the bathroom...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2022 07:58 PM (CWwfg)

23 That black cat floofed around and found out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 06, 2022 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

24 That brand cannot be brought into Chateau Lloyd. If somehow it entered the house, my wife and daughters would burn the place down trying to get the spider.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Yeah, they were on sale, and seemed sturdy, and I didn't even notice that in there before I wore them. Sheesh. Some designer had a good time with that. You know he knew what he was doing.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

25 Are you using a phone, Prime Sister

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Yep, you got me. Ok, thanks. I'll give that one a whirl.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 07:59 PM (tQL7r)

26 Pass the groundhog a bar of soap will ya?
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 07:54 PM (xhxe

Is that a groundhog or a beaver?

I guess we could ask him to build a dam once he's finished his ablutions, to find out.

Posted by: spindrift at October 06, 2022 07:59 PM (LV0YL)

27 How did the video of the "man" shrieking at a squirrel like a little girl get released? I mean, who was there to film it? If I were in it, I would move heaven and earth to avoid the shame of the public seeing what an incredible wuss I was.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:00 PM (ayzS/)

28 Certain ethnic groups have zero fear of heights. I think Mohawks are among them.

I am not.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Read an interview of a Mohawk who worked on the World Trade Center.
He said something like "it wasn't that we weren't scared, it was that those jobs were the only ones that would hire us (Indians).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2022 08:00 PM (CWwfg)

29 Yeah, they were on sale, and seemed sturdy, and I didn't even notice that in there before I wore them. Sheesh. Some designer had a good time with that. You know he knew what he was doing.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 07:59 PM (OX9vb)
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The annoying thing is that I've internalized their fear, so I reflexively move to eliminate spiders on sight because if I don't, I'm going to hear all about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:01 PM (llXky)

30 Contrast squirrel "man" with the reaction of the soldier confronted by a gorilla.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:01 PM (ayzS/)

31 "A NeverTrump Warrior-Hero is disturbed at his desk by... a squirrel."

And they say testosterone is falling among males. Pfft.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 06, 2022 08:01 PM (N3iQD)

32 Tablet updated and nave a new tool bar at bottom of screen. Sometimes lose the upper bar and can't refresh here, maybe it will help.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

33 Contrast squirrel "man" with the reaction of the soldier confronted by a gorilla.

For that matter, contrast him with the Chrysler Building iron workers.

BTW, does anyone else see clips like that and think "they're all dead now".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:02 PM (ayzS/)

34
Did Ace see the "Find Out" Chart?

https://youtube.com/shorts/EYEDD2l0YUw?feature=share

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at October 06, 2022 08:02 PM (++3nO)

35
We need a Squirrel Cover Cafe, but that would not be SFW and the ette's wouldn't like it unless they bat right and left handed.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 06, 2022 08:02 PM (hF5qN)

36 Adjacent willow, NGU's comment on Hochstein struck a chord. You will never meet a person more illustrative of the deep state, ingrained, foot soldier than this person. If you deal with our government, despair is normal.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 06, 2022 08:03 PM (oWBc3)

37 That last video is me when I see any rodent indoors. We have tons of squirrels, and they don't bother me outside.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:03 PM (tQL7r)

38 We need a wuss-off between spider man and squirrel man. I use "man" advisedly.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:03 PM (ayzS/)

39 High T men back then taking risks.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 06, 2022 08:03 PM (hF5qN)

40
I highly recommend you all research the "Find Out" educational chart I linked above.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at October 06, 2022 08:04 PM (++3nO)

41 Yeah, they were on sale, and seemed sturdy, and I didn't even notice that in there before I wore them. Sheesh. Some designer had a good time with that. You know he knew what he was doing.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

You know most spiders have eight eyes don't you?

I'm not helping, am I?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2022 08:04 PM (LsEU/)

42 That chrysler video gave me veritgo. Wow!
No way in hell I could do that.
Posted by: Bosk

This. I was firmly planted in my chair.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 08:04 PM (Ur3ox)

43 Soothsayer - that FAFO chart is hilarious

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2022 08:04 PM (U1eOr)

44 Jeez, never trump squirrel dude is a definite No-T type. The squirrel took his man card, dragged it into his nest, shit on it, and came back for his credit cards.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 08:04 PM (VwHCD)

45 How did the video of the "man" shrieking at a squirrel like a little girl get released? I mean, who was there to film it? If I were in it, I would move heaven and earth to avoid the shame of the public seeing what an incredible wuss I was.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:00 PM (ayzS/)
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There was a funny video years ago in the early days of Youtube of Marines being freaked out by a large but dead camel spider. Mostly they'd jump and recoil, but a few hit some pretty high octaves as they groped for a weapon.

Which I'm sure they never lived down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:05 PM (llXky)

46 Squirrel 1, pussy human 0.

Sad. I know which critter has the bigger sack.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 06, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

47 Squirrel 1, pussy human 0.

Sad. I know which critter has the bigger sack.

The squirrel definitely has more nuts.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:06 PM (ayzS/)

48 Good evening all!
Saw Jewells’ good news last thread! Yay! God is good!

Posted by: Jmel at October 06, 2022 08:06 PM (bVhJi)

49 That chrysler video gave me veritgo. Wow!
No way in hell I could do that.
Posted by: Bosk

I couldn't even watch it all the way through. Me and heights do not get along.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 08:06 PM (VwHCD)

50 That last video is me when I see any rodent indoors. We have tons of squirrels, and they don't bother me outside.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:03 PM (tQL7r)
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One of my daughters killed a mouse with her fencing saber and defty dropped a bat with a tennis racket.

Dad is very proud.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:06 PM (llXky)

51 What’s up, bear butt?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2022 08:06 PM (u73oe)

52 Hi Tonypete!

I'm really not even afraid of spiders. Usually.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 08:06 PM (OX9vb)

53 It was nice to see Hillary washing herself out in the pond...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2022 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

54 I love the Art Deco buildings. My neighbor growing up Jack Dennis , was an iron worker building the Empire State Building. Tough little guy.

Posted by: polynikes at October 06, 2022 08:07 PM (/+BsJ)

55 Jeez, never trump squirrel dude is a definite No-T type. The squirrel took his man card, dragged it into his nest, shit on it, and came back for his credit cards.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 08:04 PM (VwHCD)
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Jonah Goldberg after his wife told him he couldn't watch the new Star Trek show.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:07 PM (llXky)

56
- that FAFO chart is hilarious
Posted by: 496

Instant Classic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at October 06, 2022 08:07 PM (++3nO)

57 I'd say the squirrel freak out guy needs to turn in his man card, but, I'm not sure he can turn in something he obviously never had.

Guy was more squirrelly than the squirrel.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 06, 2022 08:07 PM (5pTK/)

58 All true Conservative warrior males have a framed 'Breakfast at Tiffany's poster.

Tres butch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at October 06, 2022 08:08 PM (xcxpd)

59 Porpoises and whales and other sea mammals are neat to see, but just don't get how mammals decided to move back into the ocean and live there

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 08:09 PM (xhxe8)

60 Why do I now envision a whole platoon of "squirrel guy" in a new "tranny" military fox whole, crying...

Posted by: Boswell at October 06, 2022 08:09 PM (+Cgut)

61 That chrysler video gave me veritgo. Wow!
No way in hell I could do that.
Posted by: Bosk

This. I was firmly planted in my chair.
Posted by: Infidel

I've certainly noticed that the older I get, the shakier my sense of balance is. Heights never bothered me when I was a young man - certainly not at the level of the high rise guys but roofs, tall ladders, leaning out of a several story window, etc. no problem.

Now, if I'm standing at the second to the top step of a six foot step ladder and then look up - Whoa!

It's hell to get old.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2022 08:10 PM (LsEU/)

62 "I couldn't even watch it all the way through"

Same here. About 10 seconds and Nope!

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2022 08:10 PM (v4L7Y)

63 >>That last video is me when I see any rodent indoors. We have tons of squirrels, and they don't bother me outside.

In my last home I had a wood stove with glass doors in the family room. I made the first fire of the season one Fall afternoon and as the fire was warming up I heard noises from inside the stove and I could see something was moving.

I open the doors and a flaming squirrel came leaping out and proceeded to run around the house bleeding all over the place. Took me a few minutes of chasing him around to finally coax him out the door. He must have built a nest in the chimney over the summer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

64 Fwiw, there were 3,000 workers involved in building the Chrysler building. Zero fatalities.

Pretty impressive safety team they had.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 06, 2022 08:10 PM (JOtiF)

65 Oh, that guy with the squirrel. He'll be fine. One of the bulls servicing his wife will save him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 08:11 PM (sAmhv)

66 Is the reaction in the squirrel freakout video even real? That's gotta be a joke.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 06, 2022 08:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

67 Great news, Jewells! (from last thread). Best news in a while and especially for one of the good ones.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 06, 2022 08:11 PM (iyVGU)

68 Flaming Bleeding Squirrels would be a good name for a punk band.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2022 08:11 PM (u73oe)

69 Oh, that guy with the squirrel. He'll be fine. One of the bulls servicing his wife will save him.

Somehow, I doubt a wife is in the picture.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:11 PM (ayzS/)

70 One of my daughters killed a mouse with her fencing saber and defty dropped a bat with a tennis racket.

Dad is very proud.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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Oh, how I wish I could say that I do things like that. But I cannot. Give me spiders, even tarantulas, anyday.

But I need someone save me from the rodents while I scream and jump up on the table.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:12 PM (tQL7r)

71 I've certainly noticed that the older I get, the shakier my sense of balance is. Heights never bothered me when I was a young man - certainly not at the level of the high rise guys but roofs, tall ladders, leaning out of a several story window, etc. no problem.

Now, if I'm standing at the second to the top step of a six foot step ladder and then look up - Whoa!

It's hell to get old.
Posted by: Tonypete

This, I was a roofer for a few years in my younger days. Now, no way.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 08:12 PM (Ur3ox)

72 I used to hop on a 30 ft extension ladder. I don't do that anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2022 08:12 PM (4sX/q)

73 Which is weird because when I was a teen we used to hike Saddle Mountain in Oregon. Get to the top and there was an outcropping you could sit down on and dangle your legs a couple hundred feet in the air.
I blame teenage idiocy on that though.

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2022 08:12 PM (v4L7Y)

74 But I need someone save me from the rodents while I scream and jump up on the table.

This is what nature intended. We don't make the rules.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:13 PM (ayzS/)

75 Looks like @fearthefloof is back on Twatter. I think he deleted the offending post.

So I retwatted one of his twats with a link to the archive of the offending post.

*clicks stopwatch to time how many seconds until my account is nuked*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:13 PM (Gda1b)

76 66 Is the reaction in the squirrel freakout video even real? That's gotta be a joke.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

I'm thinking staged, unless he has live video feed of himself all day long.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

77 Chrysler Building, very lovely.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 06, 2022 08:14 PM (24fqN)

78 funny watching that cat get the hoof
cats are dicks

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2022 08:14 PM (geLO8)

79 Somehow, I doubt a wife is in the picture.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:11 PM (ayzS/)
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Given his low T, I assume the baseball bat is there as a sexual aid?

I mean, there's no way he's going to use it to fend anyone off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:14 PM (llXky)

80 Thanks for the update, Sharkman.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 08:15 PM (yikp0)

81 30 Contrast squirrel "man" with the reaction of the soldier confronted by a gorilla.
Posted by: Archimedes

The soldier kept his gaze down and slowly walked away, making sure of no aggressive movements. His weapon was pointed down.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 08:15 PM (sAmhv)

82 Looks like @fearthefloof is back on Twatter. I think he deleted the offending post.

So I retwatted one of his twats with a link to the archive of the offending post.

*clicks stopwatch to time how many seconds until my account is nuked*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:13 PM (Gda1b)
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Great way for him to make his point, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:15 PM (llXky)

83 55- Jonah Goldberg after his wife told him he couldn't watch the new Star Trek show.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:07 PM

I thought it was Joe Scarborough!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 06, 2022 08:15 PM (rbKZ6)

84 I'm thinking staged, unless he has live video feed of himself all day long.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 08:13 PM (OX9vb)
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Or someone pranked him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)

85 Illinois is letting out thousands of violent offenders through its Orwellian "SAFE-T" Act, which will deliver nothing but murder and chaos and r@pe for citizens:

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Sounds more like INSANI-T.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 06, 2022 08:16 PM (FVME7)

86 Yeah, they were on sale, and seemed sturdy, and I didn't even notice that in there before I wore them. Sheesh. Some designer had a good time with that. You know he knew what he was doing.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

Maybe a black Sharpie could fix it. The only clothing i will buy with visible branding is blue jeans, and that only because blue jeans have always had a waistband label over the hip pocket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2022 08:16 PM (bVMvu)

87 came leaping out and proceeded to run around the house bleeding all over the place. Took me a few minutes of chasing him around to finally coax him out the door. He must have built a nest in the chimney over the summer.
Posted by: JackStraw

Oh, my. I'd have to be locked up after that.

My grandmother was made of MUCH sterner stuff. I lived with her in college. One evening a possum comes waltzing out of her wall furnace. She never said a word -- just walked over, picked it up by its tail, carried it all the way through the house, and tossed it 15 ft from the back porch.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:18 PM (tQL7r)

88 What kind of bullshit is that??
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2022 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

Made you exercise. Got your heartbeat up, and those norepinephrine levels spiked, deep breaths, you name it.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:18 PM (xhaym)

89 Now, if I'm standing at the second to the top step of a six foot step ladder and then look up - Whoa!

It's hell to get old.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2022 08:10 PM (LsEU/)

Man no shit. 2 rooms in this house have 13.5 ft ceilings. The walls were a nasty color (pumpkin orange, *gag*) so I wanted to paint them before moving in. I went up the 8ft ladder just to see how much more ladder I needed, and came right back down and said I'm calling my brother, let him send his guys. Since then I got one of those little giant ladders, and its great, its so damn ridged its like walking up stairs. They don't wobble, they don't budge. Heavy as hell, but I'll go higher than usual with it and don't think twice about it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 08:18 PM (VwHCD)

90 Look at the movie bill framed over his desk, Breakfast at Tiffany's.

I doubt there's a wife in the picture.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

91 Illinois is letting out thousands of violent offenders through its Orwellian "SAFE-T" Act, which will deliver nothing but murder and chaos and r@pe for citizens:

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Sounds more like INSANI-T.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 06, 2022 08:16 PM (FVME7)
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In related news, .32 H&R magnum ammo has become a lot more available online. Prices are still around a dollar a round, but at least you can get it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:19 PM (llXky)

92 Look at the movie bill framed over his desk, Breakfast at Tiffany's.

I doubt there's a wife in the picture.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Hence my Jonah Goldberg reference.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:21 PM (llXky)

93 This is what nature intended. We don't make the rules.
Posted by: Archimedes

I agree. Grew up with 5 brothers, no sisters -- and I still freak out whenever our cat drags in something she's killed.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:21 PM (tQL7r)

94 >>Oh, my. I'd have to be locked up after that.

The squirrel didn't bother me. The bat that flew in my open window and landed on my chest just as I was dozing off did give a bit of a jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

95 I inherited a little giant ladder from my uncle. It's great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2022 08:22 PM (4sX/q)

96 I inherited a little giant ladder from my uncle. It's great.

Agree. I use mine to put up Xmas lights. They're very adaptable.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:23 PM (ayzS/)

97 Chrysler Building financed entirely by one guy, Walter Chrysler. Back when construction projects came in on time and on schedule. There's a scene in "The Aviator" (2004), supposedly showing very cool Deco office interior of the pointy top of building.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 06, 2022 08:23 PM (24fqN)

98 FAFO video reminds me of the Crazy/Hot matrix, one of the best ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2022 08:24 PM (iU5al)

99 The squirrel didn't bother me. The bat that flew in my open window and landed on my chest just as I was dozing off did give a bit of a jump.
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Sounds like you live in Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

We need to fundraise you some screen money.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2022 08:25 PM (aeePL)

100 My grandfather worked on the Chrysler Building. I wonder if one of those men is him.

Sadly, he died in the early thirties--struck down by a hit and run.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2022 08:25 PM (3ImbR)

101 My ladder is like the little giant, but a bit larger. When fully expanded goes 18ft. I don't like going all the way up that way anymore. No sir. Nope.

Posted by: CA Token at October 06, 2022 08:26 PM (2+yws)

102 Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 08:27 PM (xhxe8)

103 I inherited a little giant ladder from my uncle. It's great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2022 08:22 PM (4sX/q)

Right? Its amazing. I can't believe how frigging solid that thing is, not to mention all the configurations you can set it up with. Best ladder I ever owned.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 08:27 PM (VwHCD)

104 Don't know if anybody's posted this yet.

Biden wandering around rambling/lost after speaking in FL w/Desantis. This guy is seriously messed up:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3eumhm

Posted by: pawn at October 06, 2022 08:27 PM (wsHtO)

105 That chrysler video gave me veritgo. Wow!
No way in hell I could do that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2022 07:56 PM (v4L7Y)
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Certain ethnic groups have zero fear of heights. I think Mohawks are among them.

I am not.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 07:57 PM (llXky)

I read once that Mohawks have no more or less fear of heights than anyone else, but in those days the work was good and they had a macho culture so they just did it despite being scared.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (eoQWY)

106 His weapon was pointed down.
=========
Gorillas respect good finger discipline and barrel control.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (yikp0)

107 The squirrel didn't bother me. The bat that flew in my open window and landed on my chest just as I was dozing off did give a bit of a jump.
Posted by: JackStraw

Okay, stop right there. That bat would have been the end of me. There is just no coming back from a bat landing on your chest. No way, no how.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (tQL7r)

108 The first time you find a possum living under your sofa it is a problem and an emergency, the second time not so much, and the third time just calls for finding the gloves, grabbing it by the scruff and chucking it out.

Young possums like dry cat food and can still fit through the cat door. They aren't so good at finding the way back out, but then again they don't care much as long as there is more cat food crunchies.
I couldn't figure out why the cats weren't more freaked out, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)

109 proceeded to run around the house bleeding all over the place. Took me a few minutes of chasing him around to finally coax him out the door. He must have built a nest in the chimney over the summer.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

Did he live? And tell me you named him Shadrach if he did

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (/6GbT)

110 One of my daughters killed a mouse with her fencing saber

That's some fine control. Did she at least give him a chance to surrender?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ayzS/)

111 I couldn't figure out why the cats weren't more freaked out, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)
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Because they knew you would solve it. That's your job.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:30 PM (llXky)

112 One of my daughters killed a mouse with her fencing saber

That's some fine control. Did she at least give him a chance to surrender?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ayzS/)
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Poor Reepicheep...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2022 08:31 PM (K5n5d)

113 I'm guessing the squirrel clip is fake. Not only does he have a baseball bat where he would constantly knock it over with his office chair instead of in the more sensible corner near the exit of his chair/table area, but the squirrel is thrown at him around 25 seconds for no good reason.

But mostly the bat. It wouldn't be there after being knocked down constantly.

I'll assume the camera is a security camera, but he still posted it. Which I don't think anyone would do unless they were planning it and monetizing it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:32 PM (rCyBc)

114 Great way for him to make his point, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:33 PM (Gda1b)

115 85 Illinois is letting out thousands of violent offenders through its Orwellian "SAFE-T" Act, which will deliver nothing but murder and chaos and r@pe for citizens:
-
Sounds more like INSANI-T.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 06, 2022 08:16 PM (FVME7)
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Great one O Wise One.

Posted by: Ciampino -- a list, a list, my kingdom for a list at October 06, 2022 08:33 PM (qfLjt)

116 My grandfather worked on the Chrysler Building. I wonder if one of those men is him.

Sadly, he died in the early thirties--struck down by a hit and run.
Posted by: IrishEi

How cool that he worked on the Chrysler building!

Sorry to hear of his untimely end. A hit and run -- did they think alcohol may have been involved?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:33 PM (tQL7r)

117 >>Sounds like you live in Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

The bat incident happened at my parents farm right after they bought it. The farm was a couple hundred years old and hadn't been occupied for decades so things like screens didn't exist.

Never occurred to me that leaving the window wide open would be a bad idea. We bought a bunch of screens the next day.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

118 I'll assume the camera is a security camera, but he still posted it. Which I don't think anyone would do unless they were planning it and monetizing it.

What amount of money is worth disgracing yourself in front of the entire planet?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:33 PM (ayzS/)

119
Someone should make a Win Stupid Prizes chart video.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (++3nO)

120 One of the companies I worked for had headquarters in the Chrysler building. The visits were memorable.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (gEW3q)

121 Poor Reepicheep...

*

His own plans were made.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (rCyBc)

122 The Moron chef...

Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel · 1h
French onion grilled cheese. Best if you have dry day-old bread so it soaks up all the juice after toasting in butter. Use beef scraps when caramelizing the onions then chop into the grilled cheese. Deglaze onions w sherry. Eat without pants for the full effect.

https://twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/
1578161193352454149

https://tinyurl.com/2dfe73kn

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (yikp0)

123 That's some fine control. Did she at least give him a chance to surrender?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ayzS/)
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No. Rodents get no mercy in Chateau Lloyd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (llXky)

124 That's some fine control. Did she at least give him a chance to surrender?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ayzS/)

Never give a mouse a chance to surrender, they never honor parole and will turn on you the second they think they have an advantage.

This was the subject of a well known children's book, If You Give A Mouse Terms of Surrender. By the same best selling author who wrote Good Night Saturn, The Blitzkrieg Bears, and The Worlds of Salvador Dali

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (xhaym)

125 Young possums like dry cat food and can still fit through the cat door. They aren't so good at finding the way back out, but then again they don't care much as long as there is more cat food crunchies.
I couldn't figure out why the cats weren't more freaked out, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)

Little too big and mean to play with, and there's enough crunchies for everyone so what's the big deal.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2022 08:35 PM (eoQWY)

126 When I was in the Coast Guard I had a wharf rat the size of a small dog come after me on the pier. Little bastard wouldn't just walk away. Luckily I was cleaning the boat at the time and had my extended scrub brush so I hit him like I was carrying a 5-iron. Knocked him out into the water.
I was willing to live and let live, but dude wanted some.

Posted by: CA Token at October 06, 2022 08:35 PM (2+yws)

127 >>Did he live? And tell me you named him Shadrach if he did

Last I saw of him he was headed for the woods. The fire on his tail was out but he left bloody tracks the whole way. We lost touch after that.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

128 What amount of money is worth disgracing yourself in front of the entire planet?

Dunno. Make me an offer.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2022 08:37 PM (nfrXX)

129 Now, if I'm standing at the second to the top step of a six foot step ladder and then look up - Whoa!

It's hell to get old.

I duct tape a broom stick to the side rail. It gives me a third point of contact for my hands to hold on to.

Posted by: rd at October 06, 2022 08:37 PM (Z32m1)

130 I am going to cling to the Good News of Jewell's most excellent report. At least till the ONT.

A dose of Good News such, that for a blessed hour or so, I really won't be giving one tinker's damn about any of the politics, crime, corruption and general degradation of the world around us.

Instead, a time for joy. And hope. Simple as that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2022 08:38 PM (e6UQI)

131 When I was in the Coast Guard I had a wharf rat the size of a small dog come after me on the pier.

Tell me you killed that abomination of an animal. Lie if you have to!

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:39 PM (tQL7r)

132 Good Night Saturn is very good, by the way. The initial hardback release cover is a painting by Francisco Goya.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:39 PM (xhaym)

133 This was the subject of a well known children's book, If You Give A Mouse Terms of Surrender. By the same best selling author who wrote Good Night Saturn, The Blitzkrieg Bears, and The Worlds of Salvador Dali

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (xhaym)
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Classics, all. My personal favorite is One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, You Fish.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:39 PM (llXky)

134 What amount of money is worth disgracing yourself in front of the entire planet?

Dunno. Make me an offer.
Posted by: Oddbob

*

I think it might've been A.H. Lloyd who pointed out recently that is something that has broken in society. People don't understand the difference between adoration and humiliation online, because "likes" on a video are exactly the same regardless of the motivation of the viewer. So they don't think anything about posting this kind of thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (rCyBc)

135 The soldier is most likely there to protect the gorillas from asshole poachers.

The Chinese love to get their hands on gorilla genitals and make soups and teas to help with their sexual dysfunctions.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (R/m4+)

136 Dunno. Make me an offer.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2022 08:37 PM (nfrXX)
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The shame is part of the kink, eh?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (llXky)

137 Weird watching Russell Wilson in a Broncos uni playing Matt Ryan in Colts livery.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (Gda1b)

138 Sorry to hear of his untimely end. A hit and run -- did they think alcohol may have been involved?
Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 08:33 PM (tQL7r)
~~~~~

It was either 1932 or 1933 and I can't imagine that there were that many cars on the road, even in NYC. No idea if alcohol had anything to do with it. He left a wife and five young daughters (one being my Mom) at the height of the depression. Talk about rough times.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2022 08:41 PM (3ImbR)

139 Man no shit. 2 rooms in this house have 13.5 ft ceilings.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at Oct
===============

I'm cheap. Wagner type spay gun with an extended tip and let the paint drift up.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 06, 2022 08:41 PM (0Xln8)

140 I discovered something today, Doom is not an age appropriate game for a five year old.

Lesson Learned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2022 08:42 PM (up/3i)

141 That gorilla was just offering to glue that soldier's gun back together.

Posted by: polynikes at October 06, 2022 08:42 PM (/+BsJ)

142 CNN conducts a poll that has Hobbs and Kelly over 5% point ahead! Registered voters of course. With a 4.4% margin of error...

Meaning that Lake and Masters are well ahead - even silly liberal The Hill didn't seem to have their heart into the story.

These hilarious "hope in the polls" stories, in fact all mid-term election and "Trump is Going to Prison!" stories, are just meant for the last depressed 100 or so journalists, lefties and wine moms posting 50 times a day on twitter. They aren't pants down, mooning stories for Republicans/MAGA people anymore. That ship already left port. CNN polls are for the liberal writers and producers still waiting for their pink slips - just like the hilariously bad Fox News polls are for liberal trust fund kid owners of Murdock.

Posted by: Boswell at October 06, 2022 08:42 PM (+Cgut)

143 The Chinese love to get their hands on gorilla genitals and make soups and teas to help with their sexual dysfunctions.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (R/m4+)
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No kidding. The weird things those people ingest to try to obtain a higher potency is just astounding.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)

144 watched Susan Boyle in her original talent show audition. That lady could really sing.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2022 08:43 PM (3CCua)

145 I discovered something today, Doom is not an age appropriate game for a five year old.

Lesson Learned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

**

hahahahaha, yeah I could see where that's a bit too spooky for someone who is still wondering what the tooth fairy will bring.

I went through that stage recently. The Ori games are fantastic and very well designed. Great music and very pretty to look at. Rayman stuff is pretty great, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:44 PM (rCyBc)

146 People have no shame because they think because "judging others" is so frowned upon that people still don't judge them for the self-humiliations they inflict on themselves publicly. But of course people still judge.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:45 PM (Gda1b)

147 Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel · 1h
French onion grilled cheese. Best if you have dry day-old bread so it soaks up all the juice after toasting in butter. Use beef scraps when caramelizing the onions then chop into the grilled cheese. Deglaze onions w sherry. Eat without pants for the full effect.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 08:34 PM (yikp0)
~~~~~

I had one of those for lunch a couple of weeks ago! Wasn't quite as gooey and drippy as Chef Gruel's, but man was it good.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 06, 2022 08:45 PM (3ImbR)

148 six foot step ladder
It's the ladder with a bladder, a real pisser!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 06, 2022 08:45 PM (gBnOF)

149 I think it might've been A.H. Lloyd who pointed out recently that is something that has broken in society. People don't understand the difference between adoration and humiliation online, because "likes" on a video are exactly the same regardless of the motivation of the viewer. So they don't think anything about posting this kind of thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (rCyBc)
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Hate clicks and love clicks all count as the same.

In terms of feedback, when I write something really obnoxious at bleedingfool.com, I get a lot more comments than if I write something people generally agree with. It's nice to hear that the story is getting huge traffic, but zero comments is kind of a bummer.

BTW, this also drives French, Goldberg, Williamson, etc. because it's the only attention they get.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:45 PM (llXky)

150 Rabbit dung the size of baseballs all over the house? No thanks.

Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

151 >>>All true Conservative warrior males have a framed 'Breakfast at Tiffany's poster.

>Ha, ha! This guy smokes pole big time. Who has a bat in their office?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2022 08:46 PM (z+OQR)

152 Macho culture?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho Macho, macho man

Posted by: The Village People at October 06, 2022 08:46 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Squirrels in my neighborhood are collecting acorns for the winter. They collect from a grove of oaks in the front of my place and make a run for the back of the neighborhood where they live in the pines. My cats are having a ball chasing them.

Posted by: polynikes at October 06, 2022 08:47 PM (/+BsJ)

154 had one of those for lunch a couple of weeks ago! Wasn't quite as gooey and drippy as Chef Gruel's, but man was it good.

The pants?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 06, 2022 08:47 PM (gBnOF)

155 These teams suck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe)

156 With a Breakfast at Tiffany's poster, I believe the preferred phrasing is, "sips the penis".

Posted by: CA Token at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (2+yws)

157 Oh well, time to throw in another episode of The Equalizer.

Who will he save this week? I'm enjoying all the future 90s actors doing bit parts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (llXky)

158 The soldier is most likely there to protect the gorillas from asshole poachers.

The lowest level of profit hunter in Africa
is the asshole poacher. Universally reviled.
A good safari can lose all its porters that way.
Tribesmen are proud and steadfast, and
there are certain things they just won't put up with.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (x61Im)

159 Squirrels in my neighborhood are collecting acorns for the winter. They collect from a grove of oaks in the front of my place and make a run for the back of the neighborhood where they live in the pines. My cats are having a ball chasing them.
Posted by: polynikes at October 06, 2022 08:47 PM (/+BsJ)
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They've been pretty active in my backyard, too. My cats like to watch them from the sunroom (lots of windows and a patio door). The squirrels will sometimes get within a couple of feet of the patio door, where certain death is watching from inside...(my cats don't go outside).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (K5n5d)

160 watched Susan Boyle in her original talent show audition. That lady could really sing.

Posted by: BifBewalski

That's a great video and a great story. She went from pauper to millionaire in about a year, in the face of nobody thinking she could do it but herself.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (Gda1b)

161 I am active on no social media and refuse to humiliate my self in public. I have done some stupid shit while home alone

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (Ur3ox)

162 Posted by: The Village People at October 06, 2022 08:46 PM (a3Q+t)

Keep your homo hands of my slim jim.

Posted by: Randy S. at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (1DgE4)

163 These teams suck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Russell Wilson continues his eternal search for an offensive line.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:50 PM (Gda1b)

164 @145

>>hahahahaha, yeah I could see where that's a bit too spooky for someone who is still wondering what the tooth fairy will bring.

It's was too intense essentially because everything in the game is meant to kill your character, grandson's OODA loop got overloaded and he started crying.

Son gave me the, "What the f**k is wrong with you" look.

I feel terrible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2022 08:51 PM (up/3i)

165 Read somewhere that squirrels forget where they buried most of the acorns, proving once again that squirrels are assholes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2022 08:51 PM (u73oe)

166 Spiders. On a hiking trip with my cousin. One morning he observed me taking some vitamins mom gave me and asked what they were. 'Meh, just a multi. Here, take two of these.'. Niacin. Never take two niacin tabs. His face flushed. He went to the creek to 'wash up'. Strolled back to camp kinda freaking out now. I asked what were his symptoms, then assured him he was 'definitely spider bit'. My laugher betrayed me!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 06, 2022 08:51 PM (3Or4S)

167 watched Susan Boyle in her original talent show audition. That lady could really sing.

Posted by: BifBewalski

That's a great video and a great story. She went from pauper to millionaire in about a year, in the face of nobody thinking she could do it but herself.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (Gda1b)M

Every once in awhile if I feel like getting the chills I watch the Jackie Evancho vid from America's Got Talent when she sings Ave Maria.

Posted by: polynikes at October 06, 2022 08:52 PM (/+BsJ)

168 good news about Jewells ? Rly?

YAY !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 06, 2022 08:53 PM (8oyo2)

169 Oh well, time to throw in another episode of The Equalizer.
*

THAT'S A STUPID THING TO SAY AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!

(hopefully this joke lands)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:53 PM (rCyBc)

170 Is that Squirrelly guy for real?

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 06, 2022 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)

171 Anyone have an update from jewells' oncologist?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2022 08:54 PM (EZebt)

172 Battery-powered vehicles are exploding from water damage after Hurricane Ian, top Florida official warns....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 06, 2022 07:50 PM (X++p7)

From the previous thread. I called this one a day or two ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2022 08:54 PM (b76No)

173 Someone once commented about the readers of polls from ABC/WAPO, CNN, or CBS - is that the discombobulated look they have the day after any election is a complete reflection of paying to be lied to...I had a good friend who reads the NY Times every day who was flabbergasted that Trump won in 2016 - I mean, come one, he read it was impossible in the NY Times!

I told him to quit reading the Times and he'll quit being surprised by reality.

Posted by: Boswell at October 06, 2022 08:55 PM (+Cgut)

174 It's was too intense essentially because everything in the game is meant to kill your character, grandson's OODA loop got overloaded and he started crying.

Son gave me the, "What the f**k is wrong with you" look.

I feel terrible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*

Hey son, here's a game where demons from Hell are overtaking the earth.

Good luck sleeping!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:55 PM (rCyBc)

175 Sirius XM country stations have played a lot of Loretta Lynn songs over the last day many I have never heard before. You cannot help but admire her ability to write what women think but were always told was unladylike and crass to say. The Pill which many stations banned when it came out in the seventies is so clever yet direct. What a songwriter she was.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 06, 2022 08:56 PM (sEIY7)

176 @174

>>Good luck sleeping!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2022 08:56 PM (up/3i)

177 If video of me squealing like a f*g that just accidentally saw a vagina because a squirrel made its way to my desk hit the internet, I'd probably become a hermit.

Posted by: ballistic at October 06, 2022 08:57 PM (oXNqT)

178 IIRC Enter the Gungeon is a pretty safe shoot 'em up, although you might want to check and be sure. It's been a while since I played. It's a very simple game graphically but pretty challenging.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:58 PM (rCyBc)

179 No kidding. The weird things those people ingest to try to obtain a higher potency is just astounding.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)

Well, it sure worked for me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 06, 2022 08:58 PM (b76No)

180 @172

>>From the previous thread. I called this one a day or two ago.

Narrator: Let's see what salt water does when it's exposed to an 800volt electrical system and Lithium Iron Phosphate Batteries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2022 09:00 PM (up/3i)

181 IIRC Enter the Gungeon is a pretty safe shoot 'em up, although you might want to check and be sure. It's been a while since I played. It's a very simple game graphically but pretty challenging.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 08:58 PM (rCyBc)

Gungeon? Is that a gungy dungeon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2022 09:00 PM (b76No)

182 My brother is an animal lover and he had some really big bunny from Australia once.

The problem is he would get weird animals like that and turn them loose back to nature after awhile.

He is solely responsible for all the iguanas in Florida today from ones he let loose back in the late 60's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2022 09:00 PM (R/m4+)

183
Never give a mouse a chance to surrender

https://tinyurl.com/m87v84kd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2022 09:00 PM (63Dwl)

184 Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35
I swear a bear stole my Amazon delivery…no I haven’t been drinking! 😳 🤣 🐻 📦

https://tinyurl.com/2ydw2uae

30 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 06, 2022 09:01 PM (yikp0)

185 Thomas, don't feel too bad, this is your job as grandad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2022 09:01 PM (EZebt)

186 good news about Jewells ? ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 06, 2022 08:53 PM (8oyo2)
===

Please cite!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2022 09:02 PM (EZebt)

187 From Jewells, last thread:

Pillage Idiot, things are definitely looking up. Talked to the radiation therapy doc today. He showed me my film from the PET scan of my bones. Not nearly as bad as I feared. Totally manageable with radiation. I was so relieved. I feared it had completely taken over all of my bones.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:03 PM (5HBd1)

188 Every once in awhile if I feel like getting the chills I watch the Jackie Evancho vid from America's Got Talent when she sings Ave Maria.

Posted by: polynikes

https://youtu.be/3d_XTvLalJk

That's just nuts. No way that voice came out of her.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 09:03 PM (Gda1b)

189 What amount of money is worth disgracing yourself in front of the entire planet?
Posted by: Archimedes

Only Fans has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2022 09:04 PM (LsEU/)

190 @185

>>Thomas, don't feel too bad, this is your job as grandad.

Yeah, just trying to entertain him, and rock-em sock-em robots has become boring for him.

Perhaps I should have started with something like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2022 09:05 PM (up/3i)

191 watched Susan Boyle in her original talent show audition. That lady could really sing.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2022 08:43 PM (3CCua)

Saw this video the other day. She covers "In the Arms of an Angel". Better than the original.

https://tinyurl.com/3b8vekz8

Posted by: Javems at October 06, 2022 09:05 PM (AmoqO)

192 The thing about Susan Boyle in that video is that she's homely. She talks a bit and no one expects much from her. But when she starts to sing, she takes command of the stage and people respond to it. It's a great video

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

193 That sub-human dealing with the squirrel is pathetic. The burning-times will be fun...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 06, 2022 09:06 PM (S7une)

194 143 The Chinese love to get their hands on gorilla genitals and make soups and teas to help with their sexual dysfunctions.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2022 08:40 PM (R/m4+)
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No kidding. The weird things those people ingest to try to obtain a higher potency is just astounding.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 06, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)
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Is it a case of flaccidity and small size?

Posted by: Ciampino --- a stiffy, a stiffy, my kingdom for a stiffy at October 06, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

195 When i was young, I would freak out about spiders and mice and stuff like that.

Now that we moved to our little farm, i just stomp on the spiders, catch the mice and give them to the hens, and pop the grubs with my fingers.

But there no way in h*ll am i climbing a ladder or getting up on a rooftop. No, I didn't watch the Chrysler building video.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 06, 2022 09:09 PM (Rbu5d)

196 The NFL is a league full of cunts. They don't execute. I've watch for two weeks and the receivers are divas that don't do shit. Useless.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2022 09:10 PM (z+OQR)

197 Gungeon? Is that a gungy dungeon?

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It's a gun-dungeon, hence the shoot 'em up. It's pretty clever, too, because things have vague gun references in the art design. Cylinders as save points and what-not. I remember it looking like a crappy old Nintendo game from 1993 or so and then it being hard to turn off once we started playing it. The levels are all really small/short so it's very tempting to agree to the kids saying "Just one more, PLEASE!!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 09:10 PM (rCyBc)

198 He left a wife and five young daughters (one being my Mom) at the height of the depression. Talk about rough times.
Posted by: IrishEi

Oh, wow! That is rough. Folks were made out of a finer mettle back in the day.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:10 PM (tQL7r)

199 I'm not bothered by heights. That Chrysler Building video was a trip. Loved the safety precautions. A hard hat. That's about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 09:11 PM (sAmhv)

200 My home possum experience - we have an AC closet that opens off the kitchen, has the central unit in it. We also have a crawl space under the house and floor vents. Well unbeknownst to me, a possum had gotten into that closet from under the house. I heard a little suspicious noise, so I opened the door - and there was a possum sitting eye level on top of the unit, about 18 inches from my face. He stared at me and I stared at him.

I thought about yelling, but I didn't want to upset my wife and have her make me do a bunch of stuff to make it Never Happens Again - so I did nothing except quietly close the door and walk away like nothing at all had happened. Kind of like when Bugs Bunny opens the door with the Big Bad Monster behind it - just close the door, act calm, and maybe it will be gone next time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2022 09:13 PM (r46W7)

201 Holy crap. Bronx LEO has his nose slashed off by a perp. NSFW picture here.

https://bit.ly/3Va65dZ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 06, 2022 09:14 PM (i0wNm)

202 Talking about the ChiComs' love of delicacies like Spare Rib Soup (aborted human fetus in noodles and broth) and Asshoe Out Of Dead Rhino reminds me of this fun video, "SARS Wars, Rogue Wuhan", from the beginning of The 'Rona:

https://youtu.be/RVABcl5qPA0

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 09:15 PM (Gda1b)

203 >>Kind of like when Bugs Bunny opens the door with the Big Bad Monster behind it - just close the door, act calm, and maybe it will be gone next time.

Been a while but I don't remember that working for Bugs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

204 The Chrysler Building video is nuts, but about 5 years ago we were at Canyonlands, UT in August - very hot and dry. I went for a hike to the top of some cliffs that were probably 500 feet high. There was nobody for miles and miles so I tried to whizz off the side even though I wouldn't have been able to see it land. Stood there for a full minute, but I hadn't drunk nearly enough water in that heat. I dont think I peed til midnight.

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2022 09:17 PM (U1eOr)

205 Here's the badge cam of the knife attack.

https://bit.ly/3REIOOl

Posted by: bonhomme at October 06, 2022 09:17 PM (i0wNm)

206 My wife lets me sip the BBC on Wednesdays hoping I'll one day see my peen.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg Silverstein at October 06, 2022 09:17 PM (hF5qN)

207 @201

>>Holy crap. Bronx LEO has his nose slashed off by a perp. NSFW picture here.

Just a normal day in Eric Adams NYC, nothing to see here, move along, move along.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2022 09:19 PM (up/3i)

208 There was nobody for miles and miles so I tried to whizz off the side even though I wouldn't have been able to see it land. Stood there for a full minute, but I hadn't drunk nearly enough water in that heat. I dont think I peed til midnight.
Posted by: 496

It's not a real vacation until you pee off of the highest point around.

This is probably less true for the 'Ettes.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2022 09:19 PM (LsEU/)

209 I'm watching Cool Hand Luke on Turner Classic Movies. I'd forgotten how many of the actors later became pretty big stars in movies and TV series or were among the best known character actors for years and years.

Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

210 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 08:18 PM (VwHCD)

Yeah the only negative to the little giants is the weight. I have the tallest one and it can be a pain.

Posted by: clutch at October 06, 2022 09:21 PM (9UmRs)

211 209 I'm watching Cool Hand Luke on Turner Classic Movies. I'd forgotten how many of the actors later became pretty big stars in movies and TV series or were among the best known character actors for years and years.
Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

Strother Martin had a great career and when he did comedy he was perfect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2022 09:21 PM (r46W7)

212 209 I'm watching Cool Hand Luke on Turner Classic Movies. I'd forgotten how many of the actors later became pretty big stars in movies and TV series or were among the best known character actors for years and years.
Posted by: Gref

Seemed like George Kennedy was in nearly every movie and TV show back then.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 09:23 PM (sAmhv)

213 Watch the badge cam. NYPD are forced to run after the man with tazers out. Wouldn't want to hurt BLM feelings by killing a crazy man with a knife. So the officer puts himself in slashing distance with only a tazer out. He can't dual wield, that's against the book. He's lucky only his nose got slashed and not his throat.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 06, 2022 09:24 PM (i0wNm)

214 bonhomme @ 201-
Cops are not allowed to enforce the law anymore, why should they be allowed to defend themselves? Might harm a democrat.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2022 09:24 PM (0OP+5)

215 I thought about yelling, but I didn't want to upset my wife and have her make me do a bunch of stuff to make it Never Happens Again - so I did nothing except quietly close the door and walk away like nothing at all had happened. Kind of like when Bugs Bunny opens the door with the Big Bad Monster behind it - just close the door, act calm, and maybe it will be gone next time.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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I knew it! I knew this is how men think.

But did it work? Did the raccoon go quietly in to that good night?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:25 PM (tQL7r)

216 196
'I've watch for two weeks and the receivers are divas that don't do shit.'

You better watch it some more, I'm sure that'll change soon.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 06, 2022 09:25 PM (roH4R)

217 Well, well, well- Met my Congressman this evening. Upon being introduced he told me " I love Ace of Spades". His emails to me about coming to the MoMe were real.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2022 09:27 PM (70Vdl)

218 I knew it! I knew this is how men think.

But did it work? Did the raccoon go quietly in to that good night?
Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:25 PM (tQL7r)

heh - it actually did work. The next day I found the hole it got in through and blocked it up with bricks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2022 09:28 PM (r46W7)

219 That is pretty amazing, Ben Had.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

220 Well, well, well- Met my Congressman this evening. Upon being introduced he told me " I love Ace of Spades". His emails to me about coming to the MoMe were real.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2022 09:27 PM (70Vdl)
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Interesting...Did he speak our lingo? Does he put maple syrup on his French toast?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)

221 Ben Had--don't tease, who's the congressman?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 06, 2022 09:28 PM (S7une)

222 Bet the slasher is already out on the street again.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2022 09:29 PM (Gda1b)

223 . I have done some stupid shit while home alone
Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 08:48 PM (Ur3ox)

Yeah I forgot my card at home today after I picked out all my stuff at the grocery store.

Posted by: clutch at October 06, 2022 09:29 PM (9UmRs)

224 So many bears.
Never be the slowest guy to go into the woods.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)

225 Well, well, well- Met my Congressman this evening. Upon being introduced he told me " I love Ace of Spades". His emails to me about coming to the MoMe were real.

You're gonna make him do the run-n-gun course, aren't you? Please say yes.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2022 09:29 PM (nfrXX)

226 You rock, Ben Had.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

227 Everything on the internet is fake and gay.

Rando conference call just happened to be filmed from a behind vantage point?

Ok, Bob.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:31 PM (9qSw/)

228 It's possible he doesn't read the comments.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:31 PM (5HBd1)

229 >>> 195 When i was young, I would freak out about spiders and mice and stuff like that.

Now that we moved to our little farm, i just stomp on the spiders, catch the mice and give them to the hens, and pop the grubs with my fingers.

But there no way in h*ll am i climbing a ladder or getting up on a rooftop. No, I didn't watch the Chrysler building video.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 06, 2022 09:09 PM (Rbu5d)

We'd like the spiders and grubs too, please.

Posted by: hens at October 06, 2022 09:31 PM (llON8)

230 207
'Just a normal day in Eric Adams NYC'

I'm so sick of these criminal-protecting f___s.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 06, 2022 09:31 PM (roH4R)

231 Interesting...Did he speak our lingo? Does he put maple syrup on his French toast?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)

Does he have a favorite shelving technique?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:31 PM (anj39)

232 Here's the badge cam of the knife attack.

Posted by: bonhomme

Whoa. That's horrible. Epic restraint on the part of the NYPD. No offense to any of the NY hoard, but the city really looks as if it's drifting hard into 3rd-world territory.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (tQL7r)

233 Yeah I forgot my card at home today after I picked out all my stuff at the grocery store.
Posted by: clutch

Heh, did the same thing. Not my proudest moment.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (Ur3ox)

234 A congressman at a MoMe?

I can see the front page news now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

235 228 It's possible he doesn't read the comments.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:31 PM (5HBd1)

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There's stuff besides the comments?

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (U1eOr)

236 Possums... I just go out and feed them with the cats. The little one will rub my leg. Surprisingly soft fur, actually.

Eh... it is what it is. Got tired of fighting 'em off.

COEXIST and all that shit. Plus they eat the ticks and other pests that would otherwise be a nuisance. And they leave the food bowls extra clean....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (BFigT)

237 There's stuff besides the comments?
Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (U1eOr

Not if you're doin it right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:33 PM (mE7cY)

238 >>> 234 A congressman at a MoMe?

I can see the front page news now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

*sets hairs on fire*

WHITE SUPREMACISTS!!!!

REEEE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEE !!!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at October 06, 2022 09:33 PM (llON8)

239 220 Well, well, well- Met my Congressman this evening. Upon being introduced he told me " I love Ace of Spades". His emails to me about coming to the MoMe were real.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2022 09:27 PM (70Vdl)
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Interesting...Did he speak our lingo? Does he put maple syrup on his French toast?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)
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More importantly does he wear crocs?
With socks?

Posted by: Ciampino - -- a stiffy, a stiffy, my kingdom for a stiffy at October 06, 2022 09:34 PM (qfLjt)

240 heh - it actually did work. The next day I found the hole it got in through and blocked it up with bricks.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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Congrats! And it probably never happened again -- just like your wife would have wanted.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:34 PM (tQL7r)

241 (puts on pants)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 09:35 PM (rCyBc)

242
Watching "Slap Shot" -- lot of memories of the semipro ice hockey team in my home town when I was in my teens.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 06, 2022 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

243 (Takes off pants)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:35 PM (mE7cY)

244 >>>Rando conference call just happened to be filmed from a behind vantage point?

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And happens to have a bat nearby?

I'm suspicious as well

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2022 09:35 PM (U1eOr)

245 I demonstrate the 21 foot rule to people and they're surprised how fast I can be on them, then I say 'You would really be surprised if I was to stab or slash you.' . Pay attention, folks.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

246 Pay attention, folks.
Posted by: Eromero

I'm a mom. Eyes in back of my head.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 09:37 PM (Ur3ox)

247 >>> 242
Watching "Slap Shot" -- lot of memories of the semipro ice hockey team in my home town when I was in my teens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 06, 2022 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

Shut up! We're trying to listen to the song!

Posted by: Hanson Brothers at October 06, 2022 09:38 PM (llON8)

248 We gave ourselves a grade of "A+, unexpectedly.

Posted by: Chicago Teachers at October 06, 2022 09:38 PM (QSPZM)

249 A congressman at a MoMe?

I can see the front page news now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

"I have no recollection of nude 'ettes.dancing on tables! Communists! Communists I tell you. Drugged my coffee!"

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:38 PM (anj39)

250 Don't know it this has been covered or not.

"Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"

"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."

https://tinyurl.com/2ydtz5kt

Posted by: Javems at October 06, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

251 Congressman was wearing Wranglers and Tony Lamas and has horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2022 09:39 PM (70Vdl)

252 I demonstrate the 21 foot rule to people and they're surprised how fast I can be on them, then I say 'You would really be surprised if I was to stab or slash you.'

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

It's amazing...

I was in a martial arts club for a long time, and the consensus among the instructors was that in a confrontation with a knife-wielding perp, you are going to get stabbed or slashed. The goal was simply to minimize the injury.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2022 09:40 PM (XIJ/X)

253 Heh, did the same thing. Not my proudest moment.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (Ur3ox)

I know you did, I'm just funnin' with ya. I've done worse, believe me.

Posted by: clutch at October 06, 2022 09:40 PM (9UmRs)

254 There's stuff besides the comments?
Posted by: 496

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Hah! Didn't know for a year or two there were comments. But I got caught up in the "Guess This Star At a Young Age" picture thing. I think Oregon Muse used to do? And it was quite the revelation that there were comments!

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:40 PM (tQL7r)

255 Evening.

Well, that's not quite what I was hoping for when I pray that Ace posts bare asses.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2022 09:40 PM (ya2F6)

256 A congressman at a MoMe?

I can see the front page news now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

I call upon my fellow Representatives in Congress to enact common sense moron control!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:41 PM (anj39)

257 251 and has horses.

I've had a few. Meh. *eyes elephants*

Posted by: Kamalaho at October 06, 2022 09:41 PM (Z5Idj)

258 >>> 250 Don't know it this has been covered or not.

"Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"

"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."

https://tinyurl.com/2ydtz5kt
Posted by: Javems at October 06, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

Great. When is ~~the CIA, I mean~~ Putin going to nuke any US city that isn't Washington, D.C. so the Eff.Bee.EYE can try to arrest all the non-commies?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2022 09:41 PM (llON8)

259 > I demonstrate the 21 foot rule to people and they're surprised how fast I can be on them, then I say 'You would really be surprised if I was to stab or slash you.' . Pay attention, folks.

That's the one where officers have to run TOWARD the man with the knife if they're greater than 21 feet away, right? While only carrying a tazer?

Posted by: Politics-driven NYPD Tactics at October 06, 2022 09:42 PM (i0wNm)

260 Looked out in the parking lot, 2 cop cars (the entire force this time of day), Engine number 1 (the only engine) from the FD and an ambulance. Went outside and one of the cops was heading to his car. Poor pregnant girl in the next building took a header in the bathtub. Cop said the EMTs were prepping her for transport. Hope the kid and her kid are OK.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 09:43 PM (lz5hY)

261 I used to work for a member of Congress. He was not cool enough to come to a MoMe

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 09:43 PM (RG7Wy)

262 Congressman was wearing Wranglers and Tony Lamas and has horses.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2022 09:39 PM (70Vdl)

Oooooo.
Kristi Noem? Is she hawt?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39)

263 If you don't have a gun in a knife fight, use your belt as a whip. Or wrap your coat or shirt around your forearm and use that to block.

Rule number one is get ahold of the assailants wrist and don't let go. Then headbutt. Repeatedly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:44 PM (mE7cY)

264 >>>Well, that's not quite what I was hoping for when I pray that Ace posts bare asses.

>Cruel Chuy will give you raw Dunham and Lizzo asses. Becareful what you wish for.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2022 09:44 PM (z+OQR)

265 There's stuff besides the comments?
Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2022 09:32 PM

There's been a persistent rumor to that effect for years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2022 09:45 PM (a3Q+t)

266
"Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"

"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."

https://tinyurl.com/2ydtz5kt

*

For a long time I thought that the reason they pulled out all the election / Constitutional stops to remove Trump was because of economic deals with China that were at risk with an "America first" agenda, and the obvious risk of ending the money laundering in Ukraine. I don't believe that any longer. I think that they are quickly and openly moving towards their population reduction goals as we speak.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 09:45 PM (O01nq)

267 > Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon'

But we can still back Putin into a corner, right? And call people who are insufficiently pro nuclear war traitors?

Posted by: Miss Lindsay Graham at October 06, 2022 09:45 PM (i0wNm)

268 250 Don't know it this has been covered or not.

"Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"

"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."

https://tinyurl.com/2ydtz5kt
Posted by: Javems

We've moved on from Brave New World and 1984. It's now Dr. Strangelove and Brazil.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 09:45 PM (sAmhv)

269 Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration

Posted by: James

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I certainly hope there was someone there who pointed out, ala Lloyd Bentsen, that John Kennedy was a friend of his. And you, Slow Joe, are no JFK.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:45 PM (tQL7r)

270 254 There's stuff besides the comments?
Posted by: 496

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Hah! Didn't know for a year or two there were comments. But I got caught up in the "Guess This Star At a Young Age" picture thing. I think Oregon Muse used to do? And it was quite the revelation that there were comments!

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:40 PM (tQL7r)

It took me a few days, but I figured out that if you click on the Comments link, not the Continue Reading link, you get the entire Ace or COB post and the Comments.

Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 09:45 PM (AMIL/)

271 There's nude 'ettes?!?

Is that before or after the jager shots?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:46 PM (mE7cY)

272 I think my critter would probably attend a MOME, Boebert.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2022 09:47 PM (Ur3ox)

273 I think that they are quickly and openly moving towards their population reduction goals as we speak.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

(Creepy smile) (touches himself)

Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, not a Bond Villian at October 06, 2022 09:47 PM (sAmhv)

274 Oh, nevermind. It's just dumbass Biden being a dumbass:

“I don’t think there is any such a thing as the ability to easily use a tactical nuclear weapon and not end up with Armageddon,” Biden said.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 09:47 PM (O01nq)

275 It's like global warming. They don't behave like there is an extreme risk of nuclear attack. They don't behave like global warming is real. It's just what they say to justify what they do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:47 PM (5HBd1)

276 Helena Handbasket @ -258
Don't rush us, we still have to put a team together. It takes skill to make people do things they never dreamed or intended, especially when none of them know each other. But hey, they won't have much time for thinking about it. Right?

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

277 AlaBAMA

One participant in a Texas MoMeet danced in a cage wearing Go-Go boots. But not at the MoMeet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

278 266 267 Mussed hair. 30, 40 million tops.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 09:48 PM (lz5hY)

279 "Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"
"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."
https://tinyurl.com/2ydtz5kt
Posted by: Javems at October 06, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)
***

Sweet Lord.
Millions in new medical supplies.
Zalinsky shooting his mouth off.
Vapors by the media over a "missing" sub.
These assholes are going to talk themselves into it because they absolutely lack the intellectual capacity to see anything other than their own point of view.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:48 PM (anj39)

280 277 AlaBAMA

One participant in a Texas MoMeet danced in a cage wearing Go-Go boots. But not at the MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

I'd ask for names and picture but what happens as a momeet stays at a momeet and all that jazz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:49 PM (mE7cY)

281 One participant in a Texas MoMeet danced in a cage wearing Go-Go boots. But not at the MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2022 09:49 PM (ya2F6)

282 Wine is tasty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:50 PM (mE7cY)

283 Diogenes

Hmm. May be time to check on interlocking fields of fire and drone proof L-shaped ambushes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

284 "....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis

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Go ahead and tell us which side we were playing this time, Joe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 09:50 PM (O01nq)

285 No nukes. Cheapest of theatrics by a Russia that's fairly pathetic and bumbling, and by a Ukraine that's about what you'd expect under the circumstances. Additional buffoonery added by a USG headed by and staffed by really dumb unworldly people.

Posted by: rhomboid, boring as ever at October 06, 2022 09:51 PM (OTzUX)

286 AlaBAMA

Lean in.
*whispers*. OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

287 And you, Slow Joe, are no JFK.

Of course not. I'm FJB!

Posted by: Prez'nit Mushroom Cloud at October 06, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)

288 286 AlaBAMA

Lean in.
*whispers*. OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:52 PM (u82oZ

Nods, sagely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:52 PM (mE7cY)

289 259
I'm betting you have to be closer than 21' to deploy the taser.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 06, 2022 09:53 PM (roH4R)

290 Wow. Latest poll from Roger Williams College has Allan Fung with a 6 point lead for a House seat. In Rhode Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

291 This west coast time thing sucks. I have no idea what time it is.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (Ml3Ti)

292 Diogenes

Hmm. May be time to check on interlocking fields of fire and drone proof L-shaped ambushes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

Indeed.
If I only had a neighbor with mortars...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (anj39)

293 One participant in a Texas MoMeet danced in a cage wearing Go-Go boots. But not at the MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

Go on.
Posted by: Robert
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No, go-go...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (UUBmN)

294 290 Wow. Latest poll from Roger Williams College has Allan Fung with a 6 point lead for a House seat. In Rhode Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Maybe America has finally woken up to just how fucking horrible Democrats are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY)

295 It took me a few days, but I figured out that if you click on the Comments link, not the Continue Reading link, you get the entire Ace or COB post and the Comments.
Posted by: Gref

Took me a lot longer than a few days. To be fair, this was years ago.

I lurked for a loooong, too scared of saying something wrong, and setting some regular commenter off. Some hair-trigger tempers round here.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (tQL7r)

296 >>>"Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"
"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."

>So Biden admits he's a complete failure as a leader and as a human being. Nobody could see that coming.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (z+OQR)

297 Allan Fung

I'd better not be on candid camera. Nobody f*cks with FJB.

Posted by: Prez'nit Mushroom Cloud at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (Xrfse)

298 It's almost 7, West Coast time. I'm having problems dealing with it being 9, central time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (5HBd1)

299 >>Maybe America has finally woken up to just how fucking horrible Democrats are.

Starting to feel that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (ZLI7S)

300
World War I was started by a conflict between two ridiculous nations, Serbia and the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Looks like World War III will start the same way, this time with Ukraine and Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (1Nxff)

301 291 This west coast time thing sucks. I have no idea what time it is.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (Ml3Ti)
---------

It's always Beer Thirty!
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Johnny Booze at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (RG7Wy)

302 Dave, not that hard really. If you're watch is on EDT, just subtract 3 hours. But surely you've got multiple "devices" like phones etc, they all have the time.

Posted by: rhomboid, boring as ever at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (OTzUX)

303 This west coast time thing sucks. I have no idea what time it is.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (Ml3Ti)

Me either.
It keeps changing all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)

304 If they start popping nukes that bottle of Glenlivet collecting dust in the kitchen cabinet is going to get a workout. I have a hot target 4 miles away (ANG base, drone controllers) and old Fort Chaffee was probably never removed from a target list. Putin will to get the barber shop museum where Elvis got his induction haircut.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (lz5hY)

305 The only campaign strategy Democrats have is forgetfulness.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:56 PM (mE7cY)

306 Jack - Sean Trende made a good point that if the electorate is R+5 (which is showing as highly possible) then many unexpected seats will fall.

You end up with 250+ R seats then

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 06, 2022 09:56 PM (Ml3Ti)

307
Some hair-trigger tempers round here.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (tQL7r)

_________

Nonsense!

*throws lamp*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2022 09:57 PM (1Nxff)

308 Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care? Wait, wut?

Posted by: Prez'nit Mushroom Cloud at October 06, 2022 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

309 AlaBAMA

We are two year from a normal society. The one change?

Dems in control. An unrestrained & incompetent Deep State is a constant.

The policy changes have been a tad noticeable for poor outcomes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

310 Let the flouncing commence!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2022 09:58 PM (mE7cY)

311 No, go-go...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (UUBmN)

You wore go-go boots? I might have to got to TX just to see that.

Posted by: clutch at October 06, 2022 09:58 PM (9UmRs)

312 > Let the flouncing commence!

*limbers up wrists*

Posted by: Miss Lindsay Graham at October 06, 2022 09:59 PM (i0wNm)

313 306 I just want to see one or two uber lifers get the ax, out of nowhere. Conceited bastards who never campaign.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 09:59 PM (lz5hY)

314 Maybe America has finally woken up to just how fucking horrible Democrats are.

*

That's why it's so important that elections be fortified.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 09:59 PM (O01nq)

315 295 It took me a few days, but I figured out that if you click on the Comments link, not the Continue Reading link, you get the entire Ace or COB post and the Comments.
Posted by: Gref

Took me a lot longer than a few days. To be fair, this was years ago.

I lurked for a loooong, too scared of saying something wrong, and setting some regular commenter off. Some hair-trigger tempers round here.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 09:54 PM (tQL7r)

I began commenting after couple weeks getting the lay of the land. I'd been through more than a few long flame wars in newsgroups back before blogs got going big time. Still, as you said: Some hair-trigger tempers round here.

Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 09:59 PM (AMIL/)

316 I live in Babylon DC so if nukes are flying, I'll be dust soon enough. Enjoy the Wastelands of Western Civilization, suckers!!

G'night

https://youtu.be/geLiEiAiQJA

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 09:59 PM (sAmhv)

317 Wagging this dog has become very tiresome. I should have learned something from my chocolate mentor. Just roast 'em and eat 'em.

Posted by: Prez'nit Mushroom Cloud at October 06, 2022 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

318 Jack - Sean Trende made a good point that if the electorate is R+5 (which is showing as highly possible) then many unexpected seats will fall.

You end up with 250+ R seats then
Posted by: Dave in Fla

*

People are desperately trying to save this country, same as when they elected Trump in 2020 and re-elected him by a landslide in 2020. We don't have much time to work with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 10:00 PM (O01nq)

319 If they start popping nukes that bottle of Glenlivet collecting dust in the kitchen cabinet is going to get a workout. I have a hot target 4 miles away (ANG base, drone controllers) and old Fort Chaffee was probably never removed from a target list. Putin will to get the barber shop museum where Elvis got his induction haircut.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 09:55 PM (lz5hY)
***

The hell of it is, is just one nuke. Thats all it will require. One tactical nuke in Ukraine and and the markets all over the world will crash. The media will shit themselves and the looting across America will be out of control.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 10:01 PM (anj39)

320 Some hair-trigger tempers round here.
Posted by: Prime Sister

* gets triggered *

* lobs lagomorphs *

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2022 10:01 PM (P1f+c)

321 Elected Trump in 2016, but you knew that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 06, 2022 10:01 PM (O01nq)

322 I really hope it is a Red Killer Tsunami. The Dems have to be taken out. Destroyed.

Maybe the silent majority has figured out that the Dems offer nothing but misery, despair, death, corruption and incompetence.

I think the cheating will occur but it will not be enough to overcome the Quiet American telling the Dems to fuck off and die.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 06, 2022 10:01 PM (haWye)

323 "Biden warns of nuclear 'Armageddon"

"....Biden said the risk has not been this high since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis when John F. Kennedy was president, going further in rhetoric than any other member of his administration."

https://tinyurl.com/2ydtz5kt
Posted by: Javems at October 06, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

Because he plans to be the cause of it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2022 10:01 PM (Fe55U)

324 Nonsense!

*throws lamp*

///

Look out! Shillery has entered the chat

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 10:02 PM (tQL7r)

325 clutch

Lin-duh, although comely, has too much common sense to only wear Go-Go boots. And she is a tower of moral rectitude while raising her children.

Lean in, clutch.
*whispers*
OPSEC

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

326 Oh I know it is 7, but body thinks its 10.

I R confused.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 06, 2022 10:02 PM (Ml3Ti)

327 And I seem to have found the local bar. Everyone knows each other.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 06, 2022 10:03 PM (Ml3Ti)

328 Some hair-trigger tempers round here.

It's not that bad. Usually the same players.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2022 10:04 PM (Xrfse)

329 People are desperately trying to save this country, same as when they elected Trump in 2020 and re-elected him by a landslide in 2020. We don't have much time to work with.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

///

Indeed, this is the truth.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 10:04 PM (tQL7r)

330
The hell of it is, is just one nuke. Thats all it will require. One tactical nuke in Ukraine and and the markets all over the world will crash. The media will shit themselves and the looting across America will be out of control.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 10:01 PM (anj39)

In no time, people in grocery and drug stores will be cutting each others' throats or using the baseball bats and golf clubs they brought with them, fighting for the last loaves of bread, jugs of milk, and six-packs of beer.

Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 10:04 PM (AMIL/)

331 If they start popping nukes that bottle of Glenlivet collecting dust in the kitchen cabinet....

Well I see the problem right there.
You know, I have good news. They make more!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 10:05 PM (anj39)

332 Look.

Putin does not need nuclear weapons to destroy the EU, Canada, and the US. The leaders of those three polities are doing it themselves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2022 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

333 319 Yep. A thousand times yep. Look how many times the steely nerved investors have Bidened their trousers over something that makes you yawn. One nuke, anywhere, would crash every market in the world.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 10:05 PM (lz5hY)

334

Putin isn't going to nuke shit, and the only ones even saying that are just the Ukrainian US corruptocrats that have to keep the fire stoked so they can extract several hundred billion more dollars of our tax money...

Posted by: Lady Gagme at October 06, 2022 10:06 PM (94C4o)

335 In no time, people in grocery and drug stores will be cutting each others' throats or using the baseball bats and golf clubs they brought with them, fighting for the last loaves of bread, jugs of milk, and six-packs of beer.
Posted by: Gref at October 06, 2022 10:04 PM (AMIL

See comment above about L-shaped ambushes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2022 10:06 PM (anj39)

336 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2022 10:07 PM (llON8)

337 The looting is ongoing. Would even a 250-seat GOP House do - or even say - much about it? Not likely. Maybe we'll get to see.

Posted by: rhomboid, boring as ever at October 06, 2022 10:07 PM (OTzUX)

338 * gets triggered *

* lobs lagomorphs *
Posted by: mikeski

///

Uh, oh. Idk what that even means. Has the good fight started, perhaps? 😉

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 06, 2022 10:07 PM (tQL7r)

339 Heh. I remember when I was a kid and Kennedy was giving the low down on the Russkis in Cuba. They decided to test the sirens while he was on TV. Pure genius on the part of our city leaders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2022 10:09 PM (lz5hY)

340 So Daredevil is fucking She-Hulk in the show beginning episode 8. Isn't DareDevil one of ace's favorite characters (old school)? Remember when he wanted Daredevil's abs back in 2016 when the GAINzZz treads started? Dude had great abs tho...

Anyway, I think this maybe another nail in the humiliation coffin for Gen-X comic fans. I hope he does a hilarious write up about the sex scene that occurred like he can only do it.

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