Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/5/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


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“We see everything. We’ve got keys, we’ve got clothes, we’ve got credit cards, we have licenses,” Theresa Williams, assistant manager of The Big E Lost People Center


Quote II

If you shut up truth and bury it under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way. Émile Zola


Quote III

‘Re-enacting a slave sale as a prank tells us that we have a great deal of work to do with our students so they can distinguish between intent and impact,’ Yuba City Unified School District Superintendent Doreen Osumi

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Why bother even showing up?

In an appearance on the Fox News channel, Justin Berry, a member of the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement and an Austin cop, admitted that he was shocked that the city’s Democrat mayor dozed off during the funeral service for Officer Anthony Martin.

On Wednesday morning, “Fox & Friends First” co-host Todd Piro teed up the segment about Mayor Steve Adler by asking Berry, “after all the ways that this mayor has disrespected police, from defunding to eliminating your stipends which you use to live on, did him falling asleep at a cop’s funeral even come as a shock to you?”


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I wonder if CBD & Garrett will get matching footware?

Crocs Is Giving Out Free Shoes for 'Croctober'
You can get a free pair of Crocs to celebrate their 20-year anniversary.


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Does everything in the cartoon world have to be sexually infused?

After decades of speculation surrounding her sexuality, Scooby-Doo's Velma Dinkley has finally been confirmed as lesbian in the latest animated film Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!

Clips from the new flick show Velma crushing on a new female love interest named Coco Diablo.

The move comes two years after James Gunn, who penned the live-action Scooby-Doo films, revealed he wrote Velma as 'explicitly gay' before it was 'watered down' by the studio and ultimately removed.


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Maybe the little bastard had it coming. Spare the rod spoil the child. Amirite?

Angelina Jolie has revealed new allegations against Brad Pitt as the two battle in court over their French estate. Pitt filed suit against Jolie after she sold her stake in the winery, which he considered a “hostile takeover.” The two have been ensnared in a contentious divorce ever since an incident on a 2016 private flight from France to California. Jolie has previously accused Pitt of physically and verbally abusing her in front of their children during a drunken rage. Those allegations also included Pitt allegedly getting physical with one of the children who reportedly attempted to defend Jolie.

In new court documents filed on Tuesday, Jolie has expanded on those allegations with new details about Pitt’s actions. She also accused Pitt of attempting to make her sign a non-disclosure agreement before entering into negotiations over selling her shares in the winery. Via The New York Times:


Oh lighten up you Save The Children Karens.


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I've never thought about this living in The Frozen Tundra. Sharks in your back yard during a hurricane. No not Sharknado.

Florida Man Films Possible Shark in Neighbor's Yard amid Hurricane Ian: It 'Was Scary'
"I was literally terrified," Dominic Cameratta's daughter Ella tells PEOPLE of the possible shark sighting in a neighbor's backyard in Fort Myers, Florida

A shark potentially got a little too close for comfort to one Florida family amid Hurricane Ian's wrath.

On Wednesday morning, Dominic Cameratta was looking out the window at the water rising near his home in Fort Myers, Florida. He started taking a video to show his neighbors how high the water was in their backyard, but then he noticed something big moving in the water.

"I see this thing flopping around in there, and I'm like, 'Oh my God,' and I zoom in," Dominic, a 43-year-old real estate developer, tells PEOPLE of the possible shark nearby. "The way it was swimming was scary. It was moving side to side."


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Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Or if it weren't for bad luck she would have no luck at all.

Shylah Rodden, the victim of a horrific rollercoaster accident Sunday in Australia, had walked on the track to retrieve a cell phone, a video posted to social media showed.

Rodden, 26, remains in a critical condition at Royal Melbourne Hospital after she walked onto the rollercoaster track at the Royal Melbourne Show on Sunday night and was struck by the coaster.

According to news.com.au, Rodden was trying to retrieve a dropped phone from beneath the track when she was struck and dragged 25 feet into the air before falling.


Rodden had just learned to walk again after a horrific car crash last year.

An eyewitness who unintentionally captured the moment the 26-year-old girl was struck by the rollercoaster said he “hasn’t slept since” after being left traumatized by the incident.

Graphic footage of the incident was uploaded to TikTok in the aftermath.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & End of Shift Emporium


I suppose when you were in the limelight and now a has been you have to make yourself important. Roger Waters: I’m on a Ukrainian ‘Kill List’

In an explosive, wide-ranging interview, the Pink Floyd co-founder discusses his controversial views on Ukraine — and Russia, and Wikileaks, and Israel, and so much more.

ROGER WATERS DOES not want you to ignore his politics. The 79-year-old’s This Is Not A Drill Tour opens with Waters imitating a plummy British announcer and telling the audience: “If you’re one of those ‘I love Pink Floyd but I can’t stand Roger’s politics’ people, you might do well to fuck off to the bar, right now. Thank you, and please enjoy the show.”

Waters certainly has a lot of politics. He is a vocal supporter of a free Palestine and Black Lives Matter, and has spoken out against right-wing demagogues including Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro, Hungary’s Viktor Orbán, and former U.S. President Donald Trump.

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Born on this day: 5 Oct 1947
Brian Johnson, singer with Geordie, who had the 1973 UK No.6 single 'Because Of You'. Joined AC/DC in 1980, after the death of Bon Scott. Had the 1980 UK No.1 and US No.4 album Back In Black, which has now sold an estimated 49m copies worldwide. Johnson's first group was called Gobi Desert Canoe Club. Bon Scott had first seen Johnson singing onstage, which included Johnson screaming at the top of his voice, rolling around on the stage, and finally being carried off. Scott didn't know that Johnson was then taken to hospital, where he was diagnosed with appendicitis. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day:5 Oct 1943
American singer, guitarist, songwriter Steve Miller who had the 1974 US No.1 & 1990 UK No.1 single 'The Joker'.via thisdayinmusic.com


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No it's not a "Service Animal" it's a Genius Award Winner.

MADDOCK, N.D. (AP) — A woman who brought a wild raccoon into a North Dakota bar, which prompted state health officials to issue a warning about potential rabies exposure, is facing criminal charges.

Erin Christensen, 38, of Maddock, is charged with misdemeanor counts of providing false information to law enforcement, tampering with physical evidence and unlawful possession of furbearers.

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You bury treasure, not automobiles. Florida Man Genius Award Winner.

ith Hurricane Ian devastating much of Florida, street stock racer Jeff Stalnaker locked his two race cars in a trailer to keep them safe from the storm. While the hurricane ended up sparing Stalnaker's hometown of Ocala, Florida, he ended up suffering costly damages anyway. A thief backed his truck up to Stalnaker's gooseneck trailer, hitched it up, and drove it away, unaware of its contents. Apparently, the thief was disappointed with his race car look, so he ended up burying the two cars in an abandoned sand pit. Thankfully, due to the impressive detective work done by Stalnaker, his family, and his friends, he found his stolen goods. Unfortunately, very little is salvageable.


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Probably too late for MushHead. But for others in the future this is good news. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

American biotech company Biogen announced the results of a phase 3 clinical trial that showed a new Alzheimer’s drug slowed the rate of cognitive decline for early onset patients by 27%.

The Alzheimer’s Association (AA) called the robust study of lecanemab, which is a monoclonal antibody designed to clear clumps of amyloid protein from the brain, “the most encouraging results in clinical trials treating the underlying causes of Alzheimer’s to date.”


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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 09:52 PM (QYfy3)

2 Here

Posted by: Theodore at October 05, 2022 09:53 PM (pGonq)

3 ONT is early...just like the top pic.

Even in the Northwoods.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 09:53 PM (QYfy3)

4 Oh, shit.

They just turned this thing on.

Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (h3wJQ)

5 The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (up/3i)

6 ¡¡¡WOOT!!!
It is MHWednesdayONT time.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

7 The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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*looks around*

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (Cv0a2)

8 Evening Horde! Now for the content.

Posted by: CA Token at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (2+yws)

9 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (Qzn2/)

10 Prayers for jewells. Glad there is a silver lining in the storm cloud.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 09:56 PM (QYfy3)

11 >> The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.


I was speculating on how big her nipples were. Taught me an important lesson about girls in loose sweaters, Velma did.

Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2022 09:56 PM (h3wJQ)

12 Amen, Bete.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:56 PM (Cv0a2)

13

Ein Volk, ein Blog, ein Zettai!

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 09:56 PM (nFiZm)

14 Almost first

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:57 PM (anj39)

15 Angelina Jolie is a nut job. I don't believe her one bit.

And peak AC/DC is Thunderstruck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:58 PM (mE7cY)

16 Teener!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 05, 2022 09:58 PM (3Or4S)

17 Wore shorts all day because it was sunny, and then Mis Hum had to go and post that chilly picture at the top of the article.

Good evening, Horde, and thanks Mis Hum!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at October 05, 2022 09:58 PM (pSDhy)

18 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (Bd6X8)

19 4 Oh, shit.

They just turned this thing on.
Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (h3wJQ


The Croc generator?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (mE7cY)

20 I was just reading about how the left and the MSM (but I repeat myself) have been trying oh-so-hard to demonize DeSantis over this hurricane - and failing utterly. He and Pushaw have countered and humiliated every idiotic claim they make. I was thinking about how some of said "oh if DeSantis is the nominee, they'll attack him just like Trump". But they're not landing anything at all, DeSantis sees it coming and beats them at their own game. (Kari Lake is excellent at this as well)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (r46W7)

21 Top pic looks colder and lonelier than hillary's box.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (yHsuS)

22 Transpacific Shipping Drops 75% During Peak Season as Joe Biden Energy Inflation Bites and Consumer Spending Collapses

https://tinyurl.com/3v5z6x28

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (Cv0a2)

23 @11

>>I was speculating on how big her nipples were. Taught me an important lesson about girls in loose sweaters, Velma did.

Perhaps but I was seven when Scooby Doo hit the airwaves and no seven year old was perving on Velma or Daphne.

Basically, these animals are sexualizing and perverting everything into ugly grotesqueries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:00 PM (up/3i)

24 The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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*looks around*

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (Cv0a2)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:00 PM (yHsuS)

25 Anybody up for a breakfast taco?

Posted by: Velma at October 05, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)

26 Clips from the new flick show Velma crushing on a new female love interest named Coco Diablo.

They basically named her "Chocolate Devil". No possible hidden meanings there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 05, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

27 That lead picture is not "my" kind of highway, but I have driven one or two of them in my misspent yout' and they have a fascinating beauty!

And like so many other fascinating beauties, those highways really want to kill you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

28 deer hunters showing up for bow hunting, but not very cool yet. 55 right now. ... harvest is happening, mostly corn first, but some already getting soybeans. Most soybeans still have a lot of green.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 05, 2022 10:01 PM (Cus5s)

29 Lovely picture but I'm not looking forward to this winter. I hate winter.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 05, 2022 10:02 PM (nxdel)

30 They used to have "slave auctions" at my high school as a fundraiser. Nobody cared.

Of course, everybody was white and this was back in the Pre-Cambrian.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

31 >>Perhaps but I was seven when Scooby Doo hit the airwaves and no seven year old was perving on Velma or Daphne.


I was 7. I was perving.

Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2022 10:02 PM (h3wJQ)

32 @31

>>I was 7. I was perving.

You were a strange lad garrett.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:03 PM (up/3i)

33 FYI - a freshly shorn 'coon is no longer a fur bearer.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 05, 2022 10:03 PM (3Or4S)

34 I'm looking for a ice-petrified Jack Nicholson in that snow picture.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 10:03 PM (RG7Wy)

35 25 Anybody up for a breakfast taco?
Posted by: Velma at October 05, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)

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Why does it smell like cheese?

Posted by: Sandy at October 05, 2022 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

36 Dominic, a 43-year-old real estate developer, tells PEOPLE of the possible shark nearby. "The way it was swimming was scary. It was moving side to side."

Would he have preferred the shark levitate?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 10:03 PM (ayzS/)

37 Grr. Anniversary means "one year." I hate this bullshit. it's not a one-year anniversary. It's the anniversary.

And I do not want to "reach out" to anyone. I'll chat, talk, meet. Reaching out makes it sound like I am at the end of my tether.

Oh. Don't get me started on "have a great rest of your day." so awkward, stilted and dumb.

English is a really fun, dynamic language, but you gotta sort out the stoopid shit sometimes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

38 Roger Waters is stupid...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (llON8)

39 If the Ukies did manage to kill Roger Waters, I would be overcome by hysterical fits of laughter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (qn5Iu)

40 >>I was 7. I was perving.

You were a strange lad garrett.


*cough*overcompensating*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (ayzS/)

41 Best part of Bai-Denflation is the empty]/b] shelves that still have the prices you remember...

and the stocked shelves where everything is at least 3x the price you remember!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

42 The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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*looks around*

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (Cv0a2)

lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:00 PM (yHsuS)
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Note I got here afterwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (anj39)

43 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

44 Ruh ro, Raggie!

Posted by: Thelma coming at.me with peanut.butter at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (3Or4S)

45 the moment the 26-year-old girl...
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...26 yr old girl?

Reporters are the dumbest of the dumb.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (QYfy3)

46 OPEC announcing cuts of 1,000,000 BOPD would be a huge, intentional insult to the Biden Administration. OPEC cutting 2,000,000 BOPD is a huge, intentional insult followed by a 15 minute end zone dance with lots of pelvic thrusting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (r46W7)

47 Indeed.

But. I knew what I was after.

Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (h3wJQ)

48 The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (up/3i)

Well, I. for one had outgrown Saturday morning cartoons by the time that show appeared. I thought it was stupid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (qn5Iu)

49 >>> 22 Transpacific Shipping Drops 75% During Peak Season as Joe Biden Energy Inflation Bites and Consumer Spending Collapses

https://tinyurl.com/3v5z6x28
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (Cv0a2)

Whoops! Whoopsie!!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 05, 2022 10:06 PM (llON8)

50 The move comes two years after James Gunn, who penned the live-action Scooby-Doo films, revealed he wrote Velma as 'explicitly gay' before it was 'watered down' by the studio and ultimately removed.

This was beat to market by many years with a Scooby Doo "parody" that starred Bree Olsen and Bobbi Starr in the roles of Daphne and Velma

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 10:06 PM (xhaym)

51 Roger Waters is stupid...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (llON

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Also, WAS stupid. And WILL BE stupid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)

52 "The Alzheimer’s Association (AA) called the robust study of lecanemab, which is a monoclonal antibody designed to clear clumps of amyloid protein from the brain, “the most encouraging results in clinical trials treating the underlying causes of Alzheimer’s to date.”"

Yeah...not holding my breath on this "robust study".

Have the study replicated by an independent lab, and then come talk to me.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)

53 >>According to news.com.au, Rodden was trying to retrieve a dropped phone from beneath the track when she was struck and dragged 25 feet into the air before falling.


>>Rodden had just learned to walk again after a horrific car crash last year.

Avoid this woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:06 PM (ZLI7S)

54 Wait, I thought the Jooooos were after Roger Waters.

Might be a good prank to hire some off-duty Mossad guys to "kidnap" him.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

55 Hi ONT

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (uWOL7)

56 Top pic - Reminds me of my many winters in the Chicago area, and not fondly either.

I hate snow and ice, except maybe sno-cones. Hell, I ain't even much a fan of them either.

Yes, I know this is a ymmv situation. Mine varies.

Thanks for the ONT(s), Mis Hum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (JOtiF)

57 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top is simply spectacular.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 05, 2022 10:08 PM (Oaem6)

58 "English is a really fun, dynamic language, but you gotta sort out the stoopid shit sometimes."


Fuckin' A.

Posted by: davidt at October 05, 2022 10:08 PM (oTZbj)

59 "Maybe the little bastard had it coming."

LOL, that's the first thing I thought when I saw the story.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 05, 2022 10:08 PM (24fqN)

60 Anybody up for a breakfast taco?
Posted by: Velma at October 05, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)

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Why does it smell like cheese?
Posted by: Sandy

Famunda?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 10:08 PM (LsEU/)

61 54 Wait, I thought the Jooooos were after Roger Waters.

Might be a good prank to hire some off-duty Mossad guys to "kidnap" him.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)


I want to see his 79 year old honky ass move to East St. Louis we'll see how his BLM love affair goes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

62 55 Hi ONT
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (uWOL7)

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Hey, there's a long lost nic.

Grab a fistful of Doritos. Don't cost nothin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (Qzn2/)

63 22 Transpacific Shipping Drops 75% During Peak Season as Joe Biden Energy Inflation Bites and Consumer Spending Collapses

https://tinyurl.com/3v5z6x28
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (Cv0a2)

So the holiday season will be unexpected for the economic forecasting smart set as well come the 4th quarter reports.

Plus, "Trump's fault!"

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (QYfy3)

64

Y'know...

Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character, and now that it's official that she's in touch with her sapphic side, it just adds a certain je ne sais quoi for me...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (h+XUy)

65 Jolie's fashion must have adopted ethnic third world shithole chirrens?

Chirrens be dangerous, you can hurt your back bending down to smack them.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (N1cWR)

66 If you’re one of those ‘I love Pink Floyd but I can’t stand Roger’s politics’ people, you might do well to fuck off to the bar, right now. Thank you, and please enjoy the show.

Give it up, you irrelevant fop.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (Xrfse)

67 55 Hi ONT
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (uWOL7)


How yooo doooin?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)

68 They basically named her "Chocolate Devil". No possible hidden meanings there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 05, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X


Ahhhh...subtlety.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 10:10 PM (anj39)

69 Velma in her skirt, glasses and knee socks?

Yup. I was a lad, but I knew the deal. And Linda Cardellini as Velma in the live action movie only added to the "I knew it" vibe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at October 05, 2022 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)

70 I don't know if this Zola guy is somebody you really want to cozy up to. He has a few good lines in the familiar quotations, but that sumbitch was nobody's sweetheart. Check around, you'll see.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 05, 2022 10:10 PM (x61Im)

71 Hello horde, greetings from the high plains.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 05, 2022 10:11 PM (Jzz++)

72 70 I don't know if this Zola guy is somebody you really want to cozy up to. He has a few good lines in the familiar quotations, but that sumbitch was nobody's sweetheart. Check around, you'll see.

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J'Accuse!

Posted by: E. Zola at October 05, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)

73 Thanks for the ONT(s), Mis Hum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (JOtiF)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

74 Hi Guys
Doing good, living in OK
Working, bitching about the Dems, drinking beer, my usual

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:11 PM (uWOL7)

75 46 OPEC announcing cuts of 1,000,000 BOPD would be a huge, intentional insult to the Biden Administration. OPEC cutting 2,000,000 BOPD is a huge, intentional insult followed by a 15 minute end zone dance with lots of pelvic thrusting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (r46W7)

And Biden is treating it like war. Guess the FBI is gonna be doing so no knock raids at the Saudi embassy. Wonder how that will go.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (QYfy3)

76 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

She's no Lana Kane.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (ayzS/)

77 I'm ONT-n it for at least another 10 minutes.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (80tLC)

78 Working, bitching about the Dems, drinking beer, my usual
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:11 PM (uWOL7)


Ah yes, the good life! Good to see you here again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

79 >>>Those allegations also included Pitt allegedly getting physical with one of the children who reportedly attempted to defend Jolie.

I wonder if the kid was their little tranny.
https://is.gd/ao4S80

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (gv7Yb)

80 71 Hello horde, greetings from the high plains.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 05, 2022 10:11 PM (Jzz++


Smokin the devils lettuce is bad for you

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY)

81 76 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

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She was no little mermaid.

Posted by: The Gortons Fisherman at October 05, 2022 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)

82 77 I'm ONT-n it for at least another 10 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (80tLC)


Welcome to the ONT,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

83 "Those allegations also included Pitt allegedly getting physical with one of the children"

Thank goodness he didn't have his tank. Coulda got hairy.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (24fqN)

84 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now? Seems to be here. The stores haven't been fully stocked for months.

Love the top pic!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (fivxw)

85 Roger Waters has always been a huge pain in the ass.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (UewuT)

86 And peak AC/DC is Thunderstruck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


I have that on one of my playlists. Thing is, I have to be careful when I listen to it while driving. While playing that kind of music, I'm more likely to speed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

87 Cicero AlaBAMA Diogenes Pug Misanthropic
Awwww How are you guys

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (uWOL7)

88 Pete Bog, we gotta quit meeting like this.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (80tLC)

89 77 I'm ONT-n it for at least another 10 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (80tLC)


Good idea BH, conserve your strength for the very near future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

90 Roger Waters: I’m on a Ukrainian ‘Kill List’

The evil Ukrainian plan is to have Roger die of old age.

OTOH, the New York Times reports that US intelligence sources say the Ukrainians really did kill Alexander Dulgin's daughter in a car bomb explosion outside Moscow.

Huh? Why do a hit on the daughter of a fairly obscure anti-Ukrainian philosopher?

I saw some speculation that the US knows that the Ukraine is planning another fairly high-profile assassination, and is trying to warn the Ukrainians off.

Apropos of nothing, Putin's birthday is Friday - not that Putin is reachable, but the Ukes might have some fireworks planned.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

91 Brad Pitt movies are still on my watch list.

It ain't working on me, smear media.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (JOtiF)

92 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

She's no Lana Kane.


She is most definitely no Katya Kazanova.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (ayzS/)

93 86 And peak AC/DC is Thunderstruck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I have that on one of my playlists. Thing is, I have to be careful when I listen to it while driving. While playing that kind of music, I'm more likely to speed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (+lVUW

Yes! It's a ticket song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)

94 Thank goodness he didn't have his tank. Coulda got hairy.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (24fqN)
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This made me laugh way, way more than it should, especially since I have always taken a dim view on child abuse.

Must be the tank.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:15 PM (Cv0a2)

95 79 >>>Those allegations also included Pitt allegedly getting physical with one of the children who reportedly attempted to defend Jolie.

I wonder if the kid was their little tranny.
https://is.gd/ao4S80
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (gv7Yb)

There but for the grace of God...

Posted by: Billy Bob Thorton at October 05, 2022 10:15 PM (QYfy3)

96 She was no little mermaid.

Pfffffft

Posted by: Belle at October 05, 2022 10:15 PM (ayzS/)

97 I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that little dy-, er, I mean, tyke.

Posted by: The Villain at October 05, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)

98 Always thought that Steve Miller penned some of the worst lyrics in rock history. Some catchy tunes but the lyrics were monumentally lame. Just IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (Xrfse)

99 @75

>>And Biden is treating it like war.

And apparently The Meat Puppet tried to pull a quid pro quo with the Saudi's by paying them 16 billion to not cut production before the mid-terms and promising to buy 200 million barrels of oil at a set rate of 80 bucks.

I mean, Trump was literally impeached over nothing, TWICE, and this motherf**ker and his disgusting family are running a f**king crime syndicate right out of the Oval Office.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (up/3i)

100 Kittehs have been checked out at the vet, and got their rabies shots so they can spend ten days at the kitteh hotel while we're in Texas.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (Cv0a2)

101 Mis Hum, love what you do. Shameful I can't stay awake very long.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (80tLC)

102 Is it just me or does that top picture, while being beautiful, remind me of...well...some frigid...ahhh...stuff?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (anj39)

103 Prayers up for Jewells, and her family and friends, too.

Prayin' for all y'all, Horde. Be faithful in strong as you support Jewells in your prayers. May the combined prayers from everyone here rise to His Throne, and be answered in miracle and wonder, and in healing for Jewells and relief for her family.

Let this be so I and (many of us ask), in the name of Christ Jesus, our Lord.

And thank y'all who don't necessarily agree, for at least indulging all of us Christo-National Terrorists as we Terrorize the forces of death and evil with our prayers to Almighty God. We *know* how it drives not only the left crazy, but torments the very demons which afflict and make ill.

Keep on prayin', Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (e6UQI)

104 Hi Commissar
I’m still working from home, was able to take my job with me
My daughter has a good guy in her life
My grandbabies are growing up in Oklahoma so that’s a Blessing

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (uWOL7)

105 98 Always thought that Steve Miller penned some of the worst lyrics in rock history. Some catchy tunes but the lyrics were monumentally lame. Just IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (Xrfse)

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I speak, of the pompatous of GFY

Posted by: Steve Miller at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)

106 Always thought that Steve Miller penned some of the worst lyrics in rock history. Some catchy tunes but the lyrics were monumentally lame. Just IMO.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Neil Diamond...

"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (ayzS/)

107 84 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now? Seems to be here. The stores haven't been fully stocked for months.
...
Posted by: AmericanKestre


To be fair, far too many American citizens residents are overweight, and this food shortage is a diversity-oriented, equitable, inclusive remedy, you should be thanking us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

108 SMH

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (uWOL7)

109 Amen, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (Cv0a2)

110 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character, and now that it's official that she's in touch with her sapphic side, it just adds a certain je ne sais quoi for me...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (h+XUy)

There was something there in the old cartoons. But the new ones, they've so totally sexualized the characters that I won't let my kids watch them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (yHsuS)

111 Basically, these animals are sexualizing and perverting everything into ugly grotesqueries.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


The entertainment industry now has more to do with pushing a political narrative, than with entertaining.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

112 Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Or if it weren't for bad luck she would have no luck at all.

-
Link says she suffered brain damage but I don't think her brain was working all that well before the roller coaster got her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (FVME7)

113 lousagirl!!

Good to see ya!

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (Cv0a2)

114 And apparently The Meat Puppet tried to pull a quid pro quo with the Saudi's by paying them 16 billion to not cut production before the mid-terms and promising to buy 200 million barrels of oil at a set rate of 80 bucks.

I mean, Trump was literally impeached over nothing, TWICE, and this motherf**ker and his disgusting family are running a f**king crime syndicate right out of the Oval Office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (up/3i)

Its good to be able to use the Presidential wallet to do whatever you want.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 10:18 PM (QYfy3)

115 My daughter has a good guy in her life
My grandbabies are growing up in Oklahoma so that’s a Blessing
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (uWOL7)


So multiple blessings followed you--that is indeed great!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

116 "The Alzheimer’s Association (AA) called the robust study of lecanemab, which is a monoclonal antibody designed to clear clumps of amyloid protein from the brain, "the most encouraging results in clinical trials treating the underlying causes of Alzheimer's to date.""

Yeah...not holding my breath on this "robust study".

Have the study replicated by an independent lab, and then come talk to me.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)


Iirc, the underlying initial paper on amyloid proteins had to be withdrawn after the results couldn't be duplicated (ie, faked). So. A cure for a faked "cause".

Uh huh. Sounds good. Make mine a double.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:19 PM (JOtiF)

117 87 Cicero AlaBAMA Diogenes Pug Misanthropic
Awwww How are you guys
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (uWOL7)

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Drunk!

*hic*

Posted by: Steve Miller at October 05, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

118 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now? Seems to be here. The stores haven't been fully stocked for months.
...
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
___

Right now, it depends on the area.
But soon, everyone will see it.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:20 PM (Cv0a2)

119 115 My daughter has a good guy in her life
My grandbabies are growing up in Oklahoma so that’s a Blessing
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (uWOL7)


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Hope and pleasure are rare commodities these days. Congrats on finding them!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)

120 Drunk!

*hic*
Posted by: Steve Miller at October 05, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

Comer...*hic...ade

*shart*

Posted by: Hillzabub at October 05, 2022 10:20 PM (QYfy3)

121 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (LsEU/)

122 15 Retailers That Face Bankruptcy As Deep Dark Winter Ahead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgxns8bIlm4

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (Cv0a2)

123 "I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

-
And the sofa was like WTF?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7)

124 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

She's no Lana Kane.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (ayzS/)


More like Nova Kane.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (JOtiF)

125 Is it just me or does that top picture, while being beautiful, remind me of...well...some frigid...ahhh...stuff?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (anj39)

See me @21.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (yHsuS)

126 Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (e6UQI)

You know you got a robust "Amen!" from me on that one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

127 Neil Diamond is a national treasure! Take it back.

Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (mE7cY)

128 And apparently The Meat Puppet tried to pull a quid pro quo with the Saudi's by paying them 16 billion to not cut production before the mid-terms and promising to buy 200 million barrels of oil at a set rate of 80 bucks.

I mean, Trump was literally impeached over nothing, TWICE, and this motherf**ker and his disgusting family are running a f**king crime syndicate right out of the Oval Office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM (up/3i)

If Biden really wanted to stick it to the Saudis, he ought to take all the brakes off the U.S. petro industry. Open all the offshore to drilling. Open ANWR. Open selected national parks to drilling. Over-ride all State laws banning fracking. And make coal King again, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (qn5Iu)

129 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

Please.

(Some days, we all wish for an edit feature. At AoSHQ and, in life)

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (LsEU/)

130 115 Commissar
Yes, God is Good. I even convinced a sister to come visit and her her hubby and two kids and grandkids moved here! She Loved Ok

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (uWOL7)

131 And Biden is treating it like war. Guess the FBI is gonna be doing so no knock raids at the Saudi embassy. Wonder how that will go.
Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 10:12 PM (QYfy3)

It's always amusing when Dems who think they're tough run up against people who actually ARE tough. Even though it's going to wreck our country's economy, I have to laugh at what the Saudi's are doing here. This was a master level bitch slap move today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (r46W7)

132 >Always thought that Steve Miller penned some of the worst lyrics in rock history. Some catchy tunes but the lyrics were monumentally lame. Just IMO.

The Pompatus of Love?

Some of them certainly left a mark on pop culture.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

133 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now? Seems to be here. The stores haven't been fully stocked for months.
...
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
___

Right now, it depends on the area.
But soon, everyone will see it.
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:20 PM (Cv0a2)

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Venezuela II: Rat-Eating Boogaloo

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)

134 Dominic, a 43-year-old real estate developer, tells PEOPLE of the possible shark nearby. "The way it was swimming was scary. It was moving side to side."

Would he have preferred the shark levitate?

Haha! Reminds me of the pic of the lion "jumping" 40 ft! It's leap not jump, can you imagine what a 40 ft jumping lion would look like.

Yeah, I know that is one large lion.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (fivxw)

135 Sweeeet Caroline

Bah Bah baaaahh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (mE7cY)

136 121 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (LsEU/)

Well, she had the problem that standing next to her was Daphne. And when there are only 2 gals, the less attractive one is by default the "ugly" one, relatively.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (QYfy3)

137 30 They used to have "slave auctions" at my high school as a fundraiser. Nobody cared.

Of course, everybody was white and this was back in the Pre-Cambrian.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord


We did that for Latin club. But, again, no black students.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

138 123 "I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

-
And the sofa was like WTF?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7)

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Then the Ottomans showed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:23 PM (Qzn2/)

139 My daughter has a good guy in her life
My grandbabies are growing up in Oklahoma so that’s a Blessing
Posted by: lousagirl
___

Younger daughter and g-babies live in MO with a good husband and father, so yeah, blessings indeed.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:23 PM (Cv0a2)

140 {{{SMH}}}

You can stop trying to cheer us up now!!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

141 Cicero
Yes, I’m where I needed to be right now

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:23 PM (uWOL7)

142 Are Helot auctions still okay? Helots were white, sort of.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)

143 SMH
That’s so good!

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:24 PM (uWOL7)

144 Venezuela II: Rat-Eating Boogaloo
Posted by: Cicero
___

Been looking up squirrel recipes, just in case.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:24 PM (Cv0a2)

145 candygram

Posted by: Dominic's Land Shark at October 05, 2022 10:25 PM (Xrfse)

146 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

Posted by: Tonypete

I'm more a Betty and Veronica guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 05, 2022 10:25 PM (FVME7)

147 133 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now? Seems to be here. The stores haven't been fully stocked for months.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Right now, it depends on the area.
But soon, everyone will see it.
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:20 PM (Cv
Venezuela II: Rat-Eating Boogaloo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)


I am looking at bugs in a very different way these days...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

148 Cicero AlaBAMA Diogenes Pug Misanthropic
Awwww How are you guys
Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:14 PM (uWOL7)


Hey there!
Doing good.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 10:25 PM (anj39)

149 Yes! It's a ticket song.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)
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In North Dallas several years ago they opened a new toll express freeway that goes under the normal lanes. At first there were no cops down there, and the way it's designed seems like one of those 80s racing video games with endless concrete pylons on the side, gentle slopes and curves. The first time I went down there, coincidentally, Whitesnake "Here I Go Again" came on the Sirius at the exact moment. I blasted it and floored it to well over 100 the entire length of the song. No one was down there, just me, it was still new and I guess people weren't used to it. From then on I have called it the Whitesnake Freeway, unfortunately cops hang out down there now.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 10:25 PM (RG7Wy)

150 Steve
I’m not drunk yet, but out of beer so might move to vodka, and y’all remember my vodka nights when I bitched you out

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:26 PM (uWOL7)

151 Been looking up squirrel recipes, just in case.
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:24 PM (Cv0a2)


The old-timers tole me that if you shoot them in eyes, there is far more usable meat.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

152 Been looking up squirrel recipes, just in case.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:24 PM (Cv0a2)

Squirrel is chicken of the tree. Brunswick Stew is the only way I have cooked it, just out of curiosity.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (yHsuS)

153 If Biden really wanted to stick it to the Saudis, he ought to take all the brakes off the U.S. petro industry. Open all the offshore to drilling. Open ANWR. Open selected national parks to drilling. Over-ride all State laws banning fracking. And make coal King again, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (qn5Iu)

HAHAHAhaha - oh that's a good one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

154 Diogenes
Good

Posted by: lousagirl at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (uWOL7)

155 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now?

I haven’t really noticed it at the local grocery stores, but the national chains seem to have a lot of empty space. Not sure what that means.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (ZbIrJ)

156 Yeah, that's a ticket song too. Whitesnake

Crazy Train is another.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (mE7cY)

157 I hate snow and ice, except maybe sno-cones. Hell, I ain't even much a fan of them either.

Posted by: GnuBreed

I used to not mind winters at all, but as I grow older I dislike them more and more. I also avoid driving until the roads are cleared.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

158 I am looking at bugs in a very different way these days...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (yHsuS)

159

Daphne always struck me as one of those trollops who would just lie there whilst a fellow gave her his best...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (WUhbg)

160 Squirrels are fine if possum isn't available.

Posted by: Granny at October 05, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)

161 Daphne always struck me as one of those trollops who would just lie there whilst a fellow gave her his best...
Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (WUhbg)

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Looking at Instagram

Posted by: Granny at October 05, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)

162 Boots on the Ground...Oct. 5th...World turmoil on the increase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXJDzzn7Ik

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:28 PM (Cv0a2)

163 Then the Ottomans showed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:23 PM (Qzn2/)

We were just talking about the Battle of Lepanto, last thread.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:28 PM (r46W7)

164 See me @21.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (yHsuS)


Whew! Thanxs for pointing that out. I had exactly the same thought.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (anj39)

165 Sweeeet Caroline

Bah Bah baaaahh


An eternal pox on whichever baseball park it was that turned that song into a call-and-response abomination. Wife and I took a cruise ship vacation in June and I must have been subjected to that piece of crap at least twice a day.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (nfrXX)

166
So in the next Muppet movie, Bert and Ernie really will be gay?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (B/LV+)

167 Those allegations also included Pitt allegedly getting physical with one of the children who reportedly attempted to defend Jolie.

So what did he do, grab the kid by the arm?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

168 Some catchy tunes but the lyrics were monumentally lame. Just IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2022 10:16 PM
==================
How YOU doin' ?

Posted by: Mark Farner at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (SIAnw)

169 And like so many other fascinating beauties, those highways really want to kill you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Yep, hard to enjoy the scenery when EVERYTHING on ones body is puckered.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

170 I just watched the ISS fly over my location a few minutes ago. I have an app that notifies me when it might be visible. Space-related stuff is just cool. Of course, when I was born (oh-so-slightly more than 29 years ago), most people figured we'd be colonizing Mars and beyond by now.
To quote Tim Wilson, where the f**k is my jet pack?

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2022 10:31 PM (xhp1z)

171 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (Qzn2/)


Shut up, Sandy!

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at October 05, 2022 10:31 PM (ZSK0i)

172 HAHAHAhaha - oh that's a good one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

Well, if he isn't doing all that, he's just kissing Saudi ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:31 PM (qn5Iu)

173 Daphne always struck me as one of those trollops who would just lie there whilst a fellow gave her his best...
Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (WUhbg)

Blue. We should paint the guest room blue.

Posted by: Daphne as your wife after the loving at October 05, 2022 10:32 PM (4I/2K)

174 So yes Me Horde

The Joe is feeble enough to get us all killed..the Saudis ( sheet wearing freaks as they are) have now capped oil production in favor of ...PUTIN)

Suck on that corn cob now will ya?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 10:32 PM (J00IM)

175 79 and touring. Man these old fucking musicians just can’t let go can they? When I’m 79 I’m on a beach somewhere giving no fucks about much else.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 05, 2022 10:32 PM (U3DGD)

176

The bare-shelves situation in the Triple Cities has got a bit better lately...

There's still no Sriracha sauce to be had, though!

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:32 PM (WUhbg)

177 Rodden had just learned to walk again after a horrific car crash last year.

So, Darwin missed on the first two. Third time's the charm, right?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 05, 2022 10:33 PM (ZSK0i)

178 If mistreating Angelina Jolie and foreign children is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 05, 2022 10:33 PM (KFhLj)

179
So what did he do, grab the kid by the arm?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

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Don't minimize violence.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 05, 2022 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)

180 Couple years ago visited the Bonneville Salt Flats. Had a rental, decided to drive all over it. At one point I parked and said to my wife - I want to see how fast we can go, I am going to turn on the Sirius and XM and if there is a Whitesnake song on we will do this. If not, we won't. I'll be damned if Slow And Easy did not come on within 30 seconds. I turned it up as loud as it would go, rolled the windows down, accelerated nonstop until the chorus came on. OMG it was hilarious.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 10:33 PM (RG7Wy)

181 84 Are empty grocery store shelves the norm now? Seems to be here. The stores haven't been fully stocked for months.

Love the top pic!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


In my area there are always some shelves that are empty. Of course, it always seems to be something on my shopping list. Remember the good, old days when we laughed at the USSR for this type of thing?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

182 172 HAHAHAhaha - oh that's a good one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

Well, if he isn't doing all that, he's just kissing Saudi ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:31 PM (qn5Iu)


More like rimming

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

183 I’td be a lot hotter if Daphne was the ghey one.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 05, 2022 10:34 PM (U3DGD)

184 Just for the record,"Shoot to Thrill" is the best AC/DC song ever, and this is a great live version, with that mini-bridge at 2:35 and the rollicking outro that starts at 3:26 and practically makes the boys into a jam band right before our eyes.

Posted by: scottst at October 05, 2022 10:34 PM (ojBxe)

185 The bare-shelves situation in the Triple Cities has got a bit better lately...

There's still no Sriracha sauce to be had, though!
Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:32 PM (WUhbg)

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You can borrow mine!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary, The Moderate Alternative In 2026 at October 05, 2022 10:34 PM (Qzn2/)

186 Well, if he isn't doing all that, he's just kissing Saudi ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:31 PM (qn5Iu)


While collecting 10%

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)

187 I have lots of squirrels around my yard...(poor bastards)

not a clue they have...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 10:35 PM (J00IM)

188 Dear TV ad for a hot sauce co:

When you make an ad with a white man's dog knocking the sausage out of a black woman's hand,
knocking the sausage out of an asian's hand, lose the annoying wog indian telling him "you gotta frank it up", lose the rando feminist and boomer couple, well, until then, I ain't gonna put that shit on anything.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 05, 2022 10:35 PM (eW8BK)

189 More like rimming
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:35 PM (qn5Iu)

190 I rather enjoyed the cold, glorious, heroic Minnesota winters. It's like Skyrim, but with less punching out dragons while drunk and more Al Franken being a pain in the ass while on TV. I really would have preferred the dragons.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT)

191 Been looking up squirrel recipes, just in case.
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 10:24 PM (Cv0a2)

Knew a co-worker/friend from Arkansas who hunted squirrels for food growing up. She had all sorts of recipes for the rodent. Eating squirrels was something that would have never occurred to me even after watching the Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM (IP9GB)

192

My local Wegmans has utterly given up trying to hide the bare spots now -- they're not even removing the price cards any more!

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM (YxA6M)

193 You can get a free pair of Crocs to celebrate their 20-year anniversary.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Fook, I'm old. I would have guessed 10 years.

There were really Crocs in 2002?

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM (P1f+c)

194
In my area there are always some shelves that are empty. Of course, it always seems to be something on my shopping list. Remember the good, old days when we laughed at the USSR for this type of thing?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)


At least we aren't standing in line.


YET

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

195 I have lots of squirrels around my yard...(poor bastards)

not a clue they have...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 10:35 PM (J00IM)

I found that I could get about 15 each year and never make a dent. It was mostly small green belts in the neighborhood. YMMV once everyone is after them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM (yHsuS)

196 >>While collecting 10%

Not from MBS. He hates Biden.

Nope, what we have here is a fucking idiot being exposed by a bunch of 17th century camel jockeys who are surprisingly good deal makers who hold grudges.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)

197 Of course, when I was born (oh-so-slightly more than 29 years ago), most people figured we'd be

...getting something dropped on us by Sputnik.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (x61Im)

198 joey b. rimming, velma gay...
Did I open the wrong browser?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A)

199 Reminds me of my many winters in the Chicago area, and not fondly either.
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I'm still here and it still sucks but it's looking like the only place within spittin distance to get away from illegal aliens is north.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (RxTXB)

200 My local Wegmans has utterly given up trying to hide the bare spots now -- they're not even removing the price cards any more!
Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM (YxA6M)

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It's cool water biscuits and Sunday go-to-meeting buns for everyone!

Posted by: Jake Blues at October 05, 2022 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)

201 @184

>>Just for the record,"Shoot to Thrill" is the best AC/DC song ever.

That's a pretty bold statement seeing as the album it's from is a perfect album and and it might not even be in the top five best songs on that album.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:39 PM (up/3i)

202 Squirrels are fine if possum isn't available.

Posted by: Granny at October 05, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)


Possums have a couple of scent glands that have to be removed. Raccoons are even worse (and harder to clean before cooking).

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:39 PM (JOtiF)

203 That top photo was apparently taken near Terrace, British Columbia. Coast Mountains, very rugged. I have been in those mountains, but in the summer, not winter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:40 PM (qn5Iu)

204 joey b. rimming, velma gay...
Did I open the wrong browser?
Posted by: Some Rat

Jinkies! You might have.

Posted by: Velma at October 05, 2022 10:40 PM (ftFVW)

205 ...Eating squirrels was something that would have never occurred to me even after watching the Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 10:37 PM



To be fair, the opossum is a marsupial...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:40 PM (/OeOS)

206 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (qAR6u)

207 I thought that amyloid proteins as causative agents of Alzheimer's had been debunked recently when the original research papers were found to be less than truthful.

Posted by: Ciampino - mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (qfLjt)

208 Potatohead is learning that its not easy getting favors from people after you spit in their face.

A life lesson, as it were.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)

209 Roger Waters is on my shart list. I'm absolutely willing to share as he captivates us with his twisted brain.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (z+OQR)

210 So NOW some intel fun..

A Russian sub...supposedly patrolling down in Antarctica...has gone "off the scope...so to speak."

Say your piece...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (J00IM)

211 Steve Miller, He asked one of my long standing customers to marry him.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:42 PM (80tLC)

212 Potatohead is learning that its not easy getting favors from people after you spit in their face.

A life lesson, as it were.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)

Too bad he is at the stage where he has to relearn that lesson over and again everyday at our expense.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 10:42 PM (yHsuS)

213 Nope, what we have here is a fucking idiot being exposed by a bunch of 17th century camel jockeys who are surprisingly good deal makers who hold grudges.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)

Yep. They take pride in ass raping a westerner, especially a degenerate asswipe like Biden. Trump, they had respect for at least.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 10:42 PM (4sX/q)

214 Nope, what we have here is a fucking idiot being exposed by a bunch of 17th century camel jockeys who are surprisingly good deal makers who hold grudges.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)


I take your point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)

215 least we aren't standing in line.

Oh, they had us practice that with COVID restrictions at markets.

Oh look comrade the bugs and worms line is shorter!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko "women" at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (eW8BK)

216 *Learned* not to walk on the tracks when I was about four years old.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (ynq4A)

217 Steve Miller, He asked one of my long standing customers to marry him.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:42 PM (80tLC)

Did she say, "neigh"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (qn5Iu)

218 Can you eat raccoon? What wine pairs well with trash panda?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

219 Not from MBS. He hates Biden.

Nope, what we have here is a fucking idiot being exposed by a bunch of 17th century camel jockeys who are surprisingly good deal makers who hold grudges.

Is it just a grudge, or have the folks whose income depends on oil decided that it's better to turn the heat way up now rather than let the green cult slide us all into EVs slowly?

Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (kOpft)

220 Steve Miller, He asked one of my long standing customers to marry him.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:42 PM (80tLC)

Did she take the money and run?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (4sX/q)

221 I hunted squirrels as a kid, and my dad still goes out a few times each year to harvest the limb rats in the woods behind his house. They're pretty good if you cook them low and slow in a smoker with a water pan (and BBQ sauce is not a bad idea,either).

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (xhp1z)

222 207 I thought that amyloid proteins as causative agents of Alzheimer's had been debunked recently when the original research papers were found to be less than truthful.
Posted by: Ciampino - mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (qfLjt)


Isn't "peer review" now an alternative term for "paid advertising"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

223 198 joey b. rimming, velma gay...
Did I open the wrong browser?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A)


After the first 25 comments you never know what youll read

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

224 @218

>>Can you eat raccoon?

Yes you can, but the question is, why would you eat it in anything other than a pure survival situation?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (up/3i)

225 Can you eat raccoon? What wine pairs well with trash panda?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord


Meh, at that point the wine list is pretty much boundless.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

226 SMH, I got your squirrel and blackbird recipes right here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (80tLC)

227 Steve Miller, He asked one of my long standing customers to marry him.
Posted by: Ben Had

Did she take the money and run?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Oh, nice. Golfclap Mr. AF

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (LsEU/)

228 I would have thought that the movie Crawl was a more likely scenario following a hurricane in Florida than sharks.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)

229 I don't know how you could say that about Steve Miller. After all he is responsible for the profundity that is "Livin' in The USA." I'll bet there are people who think that it is a patriotic song.

It's the mockery of sports car racing at the end that allowed me to never forgive him.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (x61Im)

230 Yes you can, but the question is, why would you eat it in anything other than a pure survival situation?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (up/3i)
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Well that's what I'm thinking of, as a last resort because all the hobos are gone.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

231 Is it just a grudge, or have the folks whose income depends on oil decided that it's better to turn the heat way up now rather than let the green cult slide us all into EVs slowly?

Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (kOpft)


c) All of the above

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (ZSK0i)

232 What wine pairs with trash panda?
Steel Reserve.

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2022 10:46 PM (xhp1z)

233 Jolie has always been batshit crazy, carrying around a vial of blood, kissing her brother on the mouth, etc. I suspect she and Pitt got into the whole international humanitarian thing to improve her reputation and popularity.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

234 I thought that amyloid proteins as causative agents of Alzheimer's had been debunked recently when the original research papers were found to be less than truthful.

Posted by: Ciampino - mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (qfLjt)


Nods. See my comment at #116.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 10:47 PM (JOtiF)

235 I do not like to eat raccoon
I do not like it on a plane
I will not eat it on a train
I do not like it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:47 PM (Qzn2/)

236 Interesting article on a new survival crop and food source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLo3UWh-BN4

SFW

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

237 After the first 25 comments you never know what youll read
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Pretty much the charm of the place!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

238

The common raccoon is also not a rodent, it is a procyonid...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (/OeOS)

239 @219

>>Is it just a grudge, or have the folks whose income depends on oil decided that it's better to turn the heat way up now rather than let the green cult slide us all into EVs slowly?

EV's literally and physically cannot happen at scale, so the only thing the green cult will be sliding us towards is oblivion.

Maybe the Saudi's aren't the hero's we want but they may be the hero's we need right now to put a full stop to the madness gripping the West.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (up/3i)

240 Potatohead is learning that its not easy getting favors from people after you spit in their face.
A life lesson, as it were.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)


Until now he has been treated like LBJ reborn. Well, to be honest, he has acted like LBJ reborn and no one he has victimized has been in a position to tell him to get bent

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (xhaym)

241 Nope, what we have here is a fucking idiot being exposed by a bunch of 17th century camel jockeys who are surprisingly good deal makers who hold grudges.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)

that's a really good description!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)

242 "Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character, and now that it's official that she's in touch with her sapphic side, it just adds a certain je ne sais quoi for me..."

I think you mean Daphne but if short frumpy, dumpy, and blind chicks are your thing, well then, you do you.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (1DgE4)

243 Heh. I think that it was only last night's ONT where posters just had to at least mildly complain about MH's not posting winter pics. Well done, complainers, well done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, donning a sweater at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (fjfub)

244 201 Bender

AC/DC must just enjoy touring, because they sure don't need the money.

I took my 2 teenage kids to see the band (what's left of them) about 6 years ago.

The best concert film I've ever seen is "AC/DC Live at the River Plate," btw. YouTube has it, I think.

Posted by: mnw at October 05, 2022 10:49 PM (NLIak)

245 Yes you can, but the question is, why would you eat it in anything other than a pure survival situation?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (up/3i)


So you're still thinking we will have alternatives?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

246 I’td be a lot hotter if Daphne was the ghey one.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


Fred as a beard, rather than a Chad? I could see it.

But Velma was the brains of the outfit. You know she'd have rigged up a heart-rate-monitor-controlled Sybian in the back of the Mystery Machine.

.....I denounce myself.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 10:49 PM (P1f+c)

247 What wine pairs with trash panda?
Steel Reserve.
Posted by: PabloD

Wine? Think something stronger.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 10:49 PM (ftFVW)

248 I think you mean Daphne but if short frumpy, dumpy, and blind chicks are your thing, well then, you do you.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (1DgE4)

LOL, that's what I was thinking!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)

249 Fuck LBJ, with Nixon's dick.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 05, 2022 10:50 PM (KAi1n)

250 165 Sweeeet Caroline

Bah Bah baaaahh

An eternal pox on whichever baseball park it was that turned that song into a call-and-response abomination. Wife and I took a cruise ship vacation in June and I must have been subjected to that piece of crap at least twice a day.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 05, 2022 10:30 PM (nfrXX)
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Did you mean Dah Dah Da?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTBlft8gQA

/s

Posted by: Ciampino -- mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 10:50 PM (qfLjt)

251 237 After the first 25 comments you never know what youll read
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Pretty much the charm of the place!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

Exactly.

As a Cob I never know what will be the hot topic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

252 EV's literally and physically cannot happen at scale, so the only thing the green cult will be sliding us towards is oblivion.

Maybe the Saudi's aren't the hero's we want but they may be the hero's we need right now to put a full stop to the madness gripping the West.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Some vehicle website, the guys brandnew F150 had 88 miles of range towing 4k lbs.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

253 What wine pairs with trash panda?

Everclear as palate cleanser after the meal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (Bd6X8)

254 Farmer John meats is pretty decent shit. Vin Skully sold the hell out of their product.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (z+OQR)

255 Heh. I think that it was only last night's ONT where posters just had to at least mildly complain about MH's not posting winter pics. Well done, complainers, well done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, donning a sweater at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (fjfub)

Weather has now begun to cool off here, but we still haven't had a killing frost. My tomato plants are soldiering on. Ate some yummy cherry tomatoes right off the vine today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (qn5Iu)

256 Everclear pairs well with trash panda.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (4sX/q)

257 17 Wore shorts all day because it was sunny, and then Mis Hum had to go and post that chilly picture at the top of the article.

Good evening, Horde, and thanks Mis Hum!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at October 05, 2022 09:58 PM (pSDhy)
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Did you put your crocs on with the shorts? White socks?

Posted by: Ciampino --- mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (qfLjt)

258 Some vehicle website, the guys brandnew F150 had 88 miles of range towing 4k lbs.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

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For a $95,000 vehicle that sounds fair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (Qzn2/)

259 Well, I. for one had outgrown Saturday morning cartoons by the time that show appeared. I thought it was stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (qn5Iu)

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Having grown up on Bugs and classic Tom&Jerry, I felt sickened by Hanna-Barbera toons' cheap-assness from the get-go. Everything, from the spastic animation to the royalty-free sound effects, the no-talent voice actors, DOA jokes and gags -- is that a fuggin' laugh track!? -- literally nauseated me. And Scooby-Doo was the worst of the pile.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (+R5dc)

260 >>Yep. They take pride in ass raping a westerner, especially a degenerate asswipe like Biden. Trump, they had respect for at least.

I did business in the ME for a number of years and the culture is pretty easy to understand. We might view them as backward, they view us as a garbage culture.

They respect strength and demand to be given respect and aren't interested in being lectured about their way of life. Doesn't really matter how you feel personally, you want to get a deal done with them then play the game. Biden lost when he called MBS a killer and insisted on restarting the insane Iran deal.

OPEC could have made a point by decreasing output by 1 million barrels per day. 2 million was just a way of saying how you like me now?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (ZLI7S)

261 @244

>>The best concert film.

AC/DC are defiantly in the pantheon of greatest bands of all-time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (up/3i)

262 Hordemind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (4sX/q)

263 253 What wine pairs with trash panda?

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Apply a healthy sterno glaze and you won't need wine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (Qzn2/)

264 I read the first link, and I still don't know what the Big E is. I don't think it's the carrier USS Enterprise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (qn5Iu)

265 We always put up the traditional Cocktober tree, festooned with stringy pearl necklaces and buttplugs.

Posted by: Mayor Lactatin' Pete at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (rLKc/)

266 Everclear pairs well with trash panda.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (4sX/q)

I think you would want to sauteed it in the alcohol first.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (IP9GB)

267 Can you eat raccoon? What wine pairs well with trash panda?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:43 PM (Dc2NZ)


take the paws off, skin it fast, and remove the glands on the inside of the thighs and gut. Soaking in buttermilk is supposed to be good, though I think a long stewing is best.
Cabernet goes well with anything, but Ripple will probably do just as well.

Gawd I remember reading the Foxfire books, "Momma used to give me the stewed possum face as a treat, I thought that was the best thing in the world," and the wonderful "Momma had Pa take the eyes out of the hog, she could never stand to do it herself."

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (xhaym)

268 Actual comment at TGP today, in an otherwise horrific article:

"I didn't believe drugs were the culprit of these violent behaviors but a friend pulled up some you tubes of these violent delusional zombies. Look up skooma addiction and it seems to be related to certain video games? Still trying to wrap my head around it. Type of fentanyl I assume."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (YJwUM)

269 218 Can you eat raccoon? What wine pairs well with trash panda?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:43 P


Prison toilet wine?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (HlyYF)

270 Every tree rat I kill gets whipped in the back yard. Come morning never a trace, I'd have to be starving to eat anything running around here.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (RxTXB)

271 If I have to remove glands first, I ain't eating it.

Pass the tree bark, please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (Qzn2/)

272 Everclear pairs well with trash panda.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (4sX/q)

Ouzo might kill the taste.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (qn5Iu)

273 @252

>>Some vehicle website, the guys brandnew F150 had 88 miles of range towing 4k lbs.

And he's whining that "conservatives" are using his video to attack EV's which are still super awesome even though he paid close to 100k for truck that can't tow a 1000lb trailer more than 80 miles.

F**k that guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 10:56 PM (up/3i)

274 I read the first link, and I still don't know what the Big E is. I don't think it's the carrier USS Enterprise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:54

The New England fair in Springfield, MA is called the Big E.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 10:56 PM (IP9GB)

275 So for the Horde...

Firefox 1...and Firefox 2...may be a little late for those books.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 10:56 PM (J00IM)

276 Joebot 2000 is malfunctioning quite often now

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 05, 2022 10:56 PM (WF/xn)

277 The Bee
hurricane ravaged florida town raises ukraine flag so congress will send aid

LMAO

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (+I6Y/)

278 255 Heh. I think that it was only last night's ONT where posters just had to at least mildly complain about MH's not posting winter pics. Well done, complainers, well done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, donning a sweater at October 05, 2022 10:48 PM (fjfub)

Weather has now begun to cool off here, but we still haven't had a killing frost. My tomato plants are soldiering on. Ate some yummy cherry tomatoes right off the vine today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:52 PM (qn5Iu)

Ah Mr. Hammer, stay warm.

AOP we've had several killer freezes since 9/25.
The "S" word is in the forecast Thursday night and Friday morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

279 OPEC could have made a point by decreasing output by 1 million barrels per day. 2 million was just a way of saying how you like me now?
Posted by: JackStraw

Heh. How's my left hand taste now?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (rLKc/)

280 Look up skooma addiction
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 05, 2022 10:54 PM (YJwUM)

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Good Lord it's the Walking Dead for real

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (RG7Wy)

281 And Scooby-Doo was the worst of the pile.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I hate Scooby-Doo because it takes all the fun, fright, and wonder out of ghost stories. When it's some lame dude in a costume every time, why bother getting into the story? You'd think those idiots would stop working themselves up in every episode.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (ftFVW)

282 Some vehicle website, the guys brand new F150 had 88 miles of range towing 4k lbs.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)


The Political "Science" says that peasants have no need to go more than 88 miles towing 4k, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

283 Many times, I've enjoyed fresh, grilled squirrel. Prepared correctly, it's delicious, tender and one whole squirrel is a surprisingly filling dinner.

Grilling sauce of clarified, unsalted butter, cut with soy sauce to *just* balance the butter/salty soy. Couple tablespoons of beer. Shake of black pepper, McCormick's "Perfect Pinch" in the "Steak" variety, bit of Lemon Pepper, shake of garlic powder. Blend, and brush on the meat at the beginning, middle and near the end of the grilling.

Sumptuous, and you'll still have most of that can of beer to enjoy to wash down the squirrel. Prepared thus, you are NOT eating poor, but rather, enjoying Natures' Riches, indeed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 10:58 PM (e6UQI)

284 The New England fair in Springfield, MA is called the Big E.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 10:56 PM (IP9GB)

Thank you. They could have put that in the story, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:58 PM (qn5Iu)

285 >>> 260 >>Yep. They take pride in ass raping a westerner, especially a degenerate asswipe like Biden. Trump, they had respect for at least.

I did business in the ME for a number of years and the culture is pretty easy to understand. We might view them as backward, they view us as a garbage culture.

They respect strength and demand to be given respect and aren't interested in being lectured about their way of life. Doesn't really matter how you feel personally, you want to get a deal done with them then play the game. Biden lost when he called MBS a killer and insisted on restarting the insane Iran deal.

OPEC could have made a point by decreasing output by 1 million barrels per day. 2 million was just a way of saying how you like me now?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 10:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Funny, I think a lot of people all over the world feel that way, especially when the people lecturing them are corrupt drunk / drugged perverted asshoes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 10:58 PM (llON8)

286 Just how bad is the "gay Velma" thing? I never watched Scooby-Doo but I gather that in the past Velma went on dates. If they are just saying now she will go on dates with women, that's not the worst news I've heard this year. But if they just can't shut up about it, and they show people in red hats trying to shame Velma for being sinful; or if they in any way make actual sex part of the show... kill it with fire. It's a show for little kids. Let little kids have this.

Even when I was the correct age I wasn't very interested in Scooby-Doo. I watched several episodes, and it was quickly clear to me that every single week the ghost was a guy wearing a bed sheet combined with hidden projectors and/or a dry ice machine. And yet, every week, Scooby and Shaggy were once again terrified of the ghost.

I was more interested in _The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan_ which at least had a cool van with James Bond gadgets. I don't think it ever actually did anything cool but I guess I was hopeful.

Really showing my "almost 29" age I guess.

Posted by: mr_jack at October 05, 2022 10:58 PM (57l0O)

287 F**k that guy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Yes, Ford and the left shit all over him and his main concern was conservatives using his real life experience to bag on EVs.
Fuck him twice.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 10:58 PM (r1z5A)

288 I will not eat it anywhere
Posted by: Cicero
--------------------

Have you tried Chicken Fried Raccoon?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 10:59 PM (ynq4A)

289 When it's some lame dude in a costume every time, why bother getting into the story? You'd think those idiots would stop working themselves up in every episode.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (ftFVW)

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And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darned kids!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/)

290 Pass the tree bark, please.
Posted by: Cicero


Acorns are a tasty and nutritious alternative to food!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)

291 Isn't "peer review" now an alternative term for "paid advertising"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)


Recent review of the process looks like there are "rings" of reviewers that will upvote a paper for colleagues.
Peer review has turned science into academic research like medieval clerics condensing all known knowledge, instead of forward movement into unknown territory

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)

292 Everclear pairs well with trash panda.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I think you would want to sauteed it in the alcohol first.
Posted by: Beartooth

Is this the correct use for a Nyquil marinade? I know chicken is out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 11:00 PM (ftFVW)

293 AOP we've had several killer freezes since 9/25.
The "S" word is in the forecast Thursday night and Friday morning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

Alberta is close enough to the Rocky Mountains to escape the worst of the Arctic Highs sweeping down the plains. Not always, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (qn5Iu)

294 Ate lots of squirrel pot pie with my grandparents.

My grandfather's advice, throw out the old male squirrels - they are tough as hell and ruin the flavor of the whole stew or pot pie.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (HlyYF)

295 "Does everything in the cartoon world have to be sexually infused?"

It's sad that the people doing this can think only of sex. What a sad, perverted, limited life.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (Rbu5d)

296 "She said 'those people eat dog.' You walk down there and ask her if she'd like some dog."

Posted by: Hombre at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A)

297 “Evan McMullin is just another Twitter-trolling hyper-partisan political bully trying to divide us,” the Crypto Freedom PAC wrote in one mailer to Utah voters.

Posted by: SMOD at October 05, 2022 11:02 PM (X5CsJ)

298 Is it just a grudge, or have the folks whose income depends on oil decided that it's better to turn the heat way up now rather than let the green cult slide us all into EVs slowly?
Posted by: Methos

Oil is an interesting market. Cutting production often creates more revenue for exporters as prices rise. This was not viable during the 80s due to both sides of the Iran Iraq war cheating on their quotas. And it was not so effective even later, especially during slumps when the only country that would really cut back was KSA. So they would cut production and everyone else would make a lot of monery.
This is not the case right now with China importing so much and Russia partially out of the game. Now they hold the cards. This has been the case in the past but the US had to convince them that cutting production would send the US into a recession, and that would send the world into a recession, and that would hurt them *long term*. That has worked at times in the past.
The other lever is that high prices lead to high exploration and that leads to overproduction - this happened in the 70s and 90s, but it takes 5-10 years for that cycle to come around. What SA wants (char limit)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (3sqAk)

299 "She said 'those people eat dog.' You walk down there and ask her if she'd like some dog."
Posted by: Hombre at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A)

Chow's down!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (qn5Iu)

300 295 "Does everything in the cartoon world have to be sexually infused?"

It's sad that the people doing this can think only of sex. What a sad, perverted, limited life.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM


The Left thinks the answer to your question is a resounding, "Yes!"

Those kids aren't going to groom themselves.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (HlyYF)

301 "Does everything in the cartoon world have to be sexually infused?"

It's sad that the people doing this can think only of sex. What a sad, perverted, limited life.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi

^^This^^

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (r1z5A)

302 Everclear pairs well with trash panda.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Ouzo might kill the taste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Then what kills the taste of the ouzo?

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (P1f+c)

303 My grandfather's advice, throw out the old male squirrels - they are tough as hell and ruin the flavor of the whole stew or pot pie.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (HlyYF)

My late uncle said the same of groundhog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (4sX/q)

304 #260 JackStraw

> Biden lost when he called MBS a killer and insisted on restarting the insane Iran deal.

Biden is used to being a politician in America, where he can say anything he likes and it usually works. He and other lefty politicians spend so much time worrying about words that they start to think that they can use words to magic things into reality.

Or at least, he used to think that, back when his brain still functioned.

I believe that Barack Obama honestly thought he could talk the recession into going away. He became President because of his ability to talk. He found out that some problems can't be talked away... a new experience for him.

Posted by: mr_jack at October 05, 2022 11:04 PM (57l0O)

305 Yet the Vid of the Ford EV towing first an empty trailer and then a loaded trailer...looked pretty pathetic overall.

Bet there were scads of marketing execs who got canned on that one.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:04 PM (J00IM)

306 285; 260 Straw & Helena:

I'd be more interested in the "MBS is a murderer! He must be shunned by decent people everywhere!" storyline, IF ONLY all the people the U.S. blows up with Hellfire missiles (I can name at least 3 quite recently) had died of heart attacks.

Posted by: mnw at October 05, 2022 11:05 PM (NLIak)

307 If you think Ouzo is bad, try Arak.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 11:05 PM (4sX/q)

308 303 My grandfather's advice, throw out the old male squirrels - they are tough as hell and ruin the flavor of the whole stew or pot pie.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:01 PM (HlyYF)

My late uncle said the same of groundhog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM


Let me guess, he grew up in the Depression?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:05 PM (HlyYF)

309 Then what kills the taste of the ouzo?
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:03 PM (P1f+c)

Funny you should ask that.

Posted by: Hillary, dropping trou at October 05, 2022 11:05 PM (qn5Iu)

310 I'm open to giving meerkat a shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 11:05 PM (Qzn2/)

311 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Fly Like and Eagle pretty much summarized my political views circa 1974.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2022 11:06 PM (EZebt)

312 Fascinating 40 minute Russian documentary on the Tsar Bomba. (English subtitles.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhZ3i-HXS0

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 05, 2022 11:06 PM (I2/tG)

313 Prison toilet wine?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (HlyYF)


A couple of years back on an ONT, someone linked to a guy that 'revealed' his supersecret pruno recipe.

Being a curious sort, I bought all the ingredients on his recipe and tried to make prison wine.

It refused to ferment. I gave it a good month before I poured the whole thing out. FAIL.

Ya wanna make hooch? Get some brewer's yeast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 11:07 PM (JOtiF)

314 >>Is it just a grudge, or have the folks whose income depends on oil decided that it's better to turn the heat way up now rather than let the green cult slide us all into EVs slowly?

My guess would be a bit of both.

The Saudis and Emiratis aren't stupid. Pretty highly educated in some of the best schools in the world actually. They know what's happening with the world economy and have been planning ways to diversify their economies for some time. The Saudis are currently building the largest solar thermal powered steam plant in the world that will be used to make aluminum. That's not happening in the EU or the US, it's happening on the Arabian Peninsula.

I think MBS really despises Biden as much as we do, realizes he's weak, and is at the very least not going to help him. The left took Trump's understanding of the ME culture as weakness despite how successful he was. Watch, they will demonize MBS for daring to not bow to Biden. Because they are stupid children.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 11:07 PM (ZLI7S)

315 If I have to remove glands first, I ain't eating it.
Pass the tree bark, please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (Qzn2/)


One of the traditional foods of Finland is a type of bread made from the inner cambium of pine trees. That is not because it tastes good.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 11:07 PM (xhaym)

316 121 Velma always was rather hot for a cartoon character

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 10:21 PM (LsEU/)

Never really watched the show so I had to look up Velma and, well, you know how the internet is.

Posted by: Javems at October 05, 2022 11:07 PM (blyDr)

317 Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (e6UQI)

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Amen, Jim

Posted by: 496 at October 05, 2022 11:08 PM (U1eOr)

318 310 I'm open to giving meerkat a shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 11:05 PM


The WEF wankers would be perfectly happy with forcing you to eat the insect fare that Poomba and Timon fancied.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:08 PM (HlyYF)

319 5 The only people speculating about Velma's sexuality were psychotic freaks and sexual deviants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (up/3i)
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Did you mean Democrats?

Posted by: Ciampino - -- mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

320 The Scooby Doo movies, Velma was kinda.. not for the kids shall we say.

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 05, 2022 11:08 PM (+I6Y/)

321 oil, cont.

What SA wants is stability. What they need is US security and tech.
But they also see China up and coming and US receding in the ME and they must figure the US needs to be reminded some home truths.

It doesn't really help them to hurt the US, and it will also hurt China as our economy nosedives further. It may spur more exploration and greenie backpedaling, so I think hate has a lot to do with it.

I also expect China to try to lever this and make security deals in the gulf in exchange for long term commitments for oil. All bad for the US, and avoidable.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:08 PM (3sqAk)

322 The WEF wankers would be perfectly happy with forcing you to eat the insect fare that Poomba and Timon fancied.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Try a beetle, they're just like Combos: crunchy on the outside and squishy on the inside.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 11:09 PM (ftFVW)

323 The WEF wankers would be perfectly happy with forcing you to eat the insect fare that Poomba and Timon fancied.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:08 PM (HlyYF)

Cage-free, free-range crickets FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:09 PM (qn5Iu)

324

Scooby-Doo was much like Gilligan's Island...

We always tuned in for the next episode because there was a slight chance that the two female leads might act on their true feelings toward one another!

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 11:09 PM (BMKsD)

325 The WEF wankers would be perfectly happy with forcing you to eat the insect fare that Poomba and Timon fancied.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


Doesn't the fda limit how much bug parts can be in our food?
I has the confuseds.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 11:10 PM (r1z5A)

326 The New England fair in Springfield, MA is called the Big E.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 10:56 PM (IP9GB)

So is the Oregon State Fair called the Big O?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 11:10 PM (r46W7)

327 https://perfumegenius.org
/videos/v/lookout-lookout

https://perfumegenius.org
/videos/v/queen

or, here:
https://youtu.be/Z7OSSUwPVM4

https://youtu.be/ln4S83JeY2Y

Posted by: zigzag at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (eIa+/)

328 @245

>>So you're still thinking we will have alternatives?

In a pure survival situation, I'll eat birds and rats before I eat raccoons.

Way too much processing to eat raccoons and at the end of the day, you're eating a shitty tasting animal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (up/3i)

329 The Big P

Posted by: Pennsylvania State Fair at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (+I6Y/)

330 Doesn't the fda limit how much bug parts can be in our food?
I has the confuseds.
Posted by: Some Rat

Soon they'll limit how much beef can be in your earthworms.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (ftFVW)

331 Acorns are a tasty and nutritious alternative to food!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 05, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)


I think they are covered in one of the Firefox books. Once you rinse the tannins out, you can grind the acorn meat to make a flour.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (JOtiF)

332 > Biden lost when he called MBS a killer and insisted on restarting the insane Iran deal.

Biden is used to being a politician in America, where he can say anything he likes and it usually works. He and other lefty politicians spend so much time worrying about words that they start to think that they can use words to magic things into reality.

Or at least, he used to think that, back when his brain still functioned.

I believe that Barack Obama honestly thought he could talk the recession into going away. He became President because of his ability to talk. He found out that some problems can't be talked away... a new experience for him.

Posted by: mr_jack at October 05, 2022 11:04 PM (57l0O)

All of it is what happens when you live in a fucking bubble and think you're the smartest man in the room.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (VwHCD)

333 21 Top pic looks colder and lonelier than hillary's box.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 09:59 PM (yHsuS)
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Yes but it doesn't smell anywhere as bad.
Mentioning THAT box has now ruined my dinner appetite.

Posted by: Ciampino - - - mad cows everywhere = Karens at October 05, 2022 11:12 PM (qfLjt)

334

The meerkat is a feliformid of the mongoose family...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 11:12 PM (BMKsD)

335 >> a slight chance that the two female leads might act on their true feelings toward one another!

With Mrs. Howell acting as the older woman mentor.

Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at October 05, 2022 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)

336 Davey Crockett

Ate himself many of many a meal of Squirrel...as did most of our original countrymen and women.
Deer were fast, and hard to catch.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:12 PM (J00IM)

337 So is the Oregon State Fair called the Big O?
Posted by: Tom Servo

You know it, ladies!

Posted by: Oregon Puffing out Chest at October 05, 2022 11:12 PM (ftFVW)

338 Have you tried Chicken Fried Raccoon?
Posted by: Braenyard


Saw 'em open for Country Joe and the Fish at Poodie's Roadhouse in 1970.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:12 PM (P1f+c)

339 One of the traditional foods of Finland is a type of bread made from the inner cambium of pine trees. That is not because it tastes good.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 11:07 PM


I desperately hope that the "starving person's" recipe book is not required again in the U.S., but the Democrats are certainly stupid enough to drive us into another Depression.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

340 The meerkat is a feliformid of the mongoose family...

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I thought it was a form of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 11:13 PM (Qzn2/)

341 ..If I have to remove glands first, I ain't eating it.
Pass the tree bark, please. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (Qzn2/)


Standard Procedure before even gutting a deer, elk or moose, is to cut-away the external musk glands, which are found on the backside of each hind leg. Then, clean your knife to a surgical sterility. Eliminating those glands means you can proceed to gut, skin and quarter the game, without the risk of contaminating good meat by coming into contact with those horridly rank and bitter glands.

Lotsa critters we eat have such to be removed. You start to clean game bird by cutting or ripping out it's "crop", the pouch in the lower throat, where it holds seeds n' bugs that're soon to be sent to the stomach. Nasty, sour mess in there. But you still enjoy your Thanksgiving turkey or broiled quail, all the same.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 11:14 PM (e6UQI)

342 Doesn't the fda limit how much bug parts can be in our food?
I has the confuseds.
Posted by: Some Rat


The new rules will be how much maggot can be in your cockroach burger, and how much cockroach can be in your maggot butter.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (P1f+c)

343 All of it is what happens when you live in a fucking bubble and think you're the smartest man in the room.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

FJB spent 50 years as a senator. His ONLY job for 50 years was to talk bullshit to voters to get reelected.
He produced NOTHING. He paid for NOTHING, he accomplished NOTHING. No senator does. They are as worthless as tits on a festering dead bull.

His ONLY job, ever was being a volunteer lifeguard in HS and that is why he keeps talking about it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (3sqAk)

344 Oregon State fair? Plaid flannel, mold, and lots and lots of piercings.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (EZebt)

345
It refused to ferment. I gave it a good month before I poured the whole thing out. FAIL.
Ya wanna make hooch? Get some brewer's yeast.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 11:07 PM (JOtiF)


If the preserved fruit was treated with sulfides then the yeast was killed. A lot of long storage dried fruit is treated with high heat or sulfides. Fresh store fruit is often coated with wax for the same reason.
If you want to try again, use cheap stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (xhaym)

346 Ok, so can we get a Scooby plot were Velma declares she is a fully and completely a lesbian freshmen year in college and then...marries a guy 5 years later?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (ESjRY)

347 340 The meerkat is a feliformid of the mongoose family...

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I thought it was a form of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 11:13 PM


He said "meerkat", not "Democrat".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 05, 2022 11:17 PM (HlyYF)

348 https://www.jeffersonpinder.com/juke-videos

This, was exhibition at
Main Library at UMCP :
Univ. Md. at College Park.

I would visit every day, after work,
don the bulky headphones
& enjoy Art

Posted by: zigzag at October 05, 2022 11:17 PM (bdu/k)

349 I am in Japan, and I bike in the mountains. Each spring the old people go to the mountains to gather "mountain vegetable." All kinds of stuff. They go real early and it seems competitive to get the good ones as they appear.

My guess is that it is a holdover from the hungry years during and after the war.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:17 PM (3sqAk)

350 The WEF wankers would be perfectly happy with forcing you to eat the insect fare that Poomba and Timon fancied.

The guy that made Bros was also the voice of Timon.

I know you are shocked a disney actor was either gay or a pedo...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:17 PM (ESjRY)

351 343
No argument here my friend...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:17 PM (J00IM)

352 Ouzo might kill the taste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 10:55 PM (qn5Iu)


Oh damn.
One night...in Sinop Turkey!

Pro Tip: after a night of ouzo, eat some yogurt. It will replace the things you need in your gut that the ouzo kills. Turks taught me this.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 11:18 PM (anj39)

353 346 Ok, so can we get a Scooby plot were Velma declares she is a fully and completely a lesbian freshmen year in college and then...marries a guy 5 years later?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (ESjRY)

So a LUG?

Posted by: Javems at October 05, 2022 11:18 PM (blyDr)

354 Joe Biden did produce something. A suicidal wife and two broke kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:18 PM (ESjRY)

355 @346

>>Ok, so can we get a Scooby plot were Velma declares she is a fully and completely a lesbian freshmen year in college and then...marries a guy 5 years later?

This is pretty much the Kristin Scott Thomas, Fiona character from Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Which is a far better RomCom than Bros.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 11:18 PM (up/3i)

356 Doesn't the fda limit how much bug parts can be in our food?
I has the confuseds.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 11:10 PM (r1z5A)


Yep. They specify how many bug legs can be in a pound of cereal, for example. I'll be kind and not provide a link. But I've read the standard.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 11:19 PM (JOtiF)

357 37 Grr. Anniversary means "one year." I hate this bullshit. it's not a one-year anniversary. It's the anniversary.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at October 05, 2022 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)
----
anniversary - noun (plural anniversaries) the date on which an event took place in a previous year or in the past.

ORIGIN - Middle English: from Latin anniversarius 'returning yearly', from annus 'year' + versus 'turning'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Concise Oxford Dictionary at October 05, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

358 Who is this Conrad Walpole? I found his album on Spotify but I can't find any bio, band, etc. Stuff. The goobin or its bingoo search engines return me some links to a Conrad Restaurant in Walpole, Ma.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:19 PM (/qNGG)

359 So a LUG?

Yep.

Almost all the lesbians I've known eventually end up growing out of it.

The two that are still together well...one of them is batshit insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:19 PM (ESjRY)

360
The new rules will be how much maggot can be in your cockroach burger, and how much cockroach can be in your maggot butter.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (P1f+c)
-------------

I didn't read the new insect pyramid. I ate way too much moth today. Shitload of moth. Going to be so bloated tomorrow.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 11:20 PM (RG7Wy)

361 All of it is what happens when you live in a fucking bubble and think you're the smartest man in the room.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2022 11:11 PM (VwHCD)


And when you have people who will hold the victims down so they can't fight back.

I am sorry, I am very angry about this and a lot of related things

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 11:20 PM (xhaym)

362 Ah Mr. Hammer, stay warm.

AOP we've had several killer freezes since 9/25.
The "S" word is in the forecast Thursday night and Friday morning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----

Frost here, early this a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, donning a sweater at October 05, 2022 11:20 PM (wcvdH)

363 >>FJB spent 50 years as a senator. His ONLY job for 50 years was to talk bullshit to voters to get reelected.

Biden has always fancied himself as a master of foreign policy. That and the judiciary were supposedly his areas of expertise.

Yet he finished at the bottom of a mid-level law school and his only trips overseas have been as part of a government delegation where he meets with other leaders, he knows nothing of the countries he is actually dealing with. He knows absolutely nothing about the real world.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 11:21 PM (ZLI7S)

364 Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (e6UQI

Nicely said, Jim; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2022 11:21 PM (Zb49+)

365 what's this about uranus returning?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 11:21 PM (r46W7)

366 Well now...with limp dick joe running things, the Saudis are going to lay their play down to see just how much of a POS he is.

They are not going to be disappointed and we are f**ked.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:21 PM (J00IM)

367 I can see clearly now.

Posted by: Miklos "Johnny" Nash at October 05, 2022 11:21 PM (XbKP4)

368

The last time I drank ouzo, I smashed all the china in the place, and was later seen on the beach dancing phrenetically in the nude to bazouki music until dawn...

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 11:22 PM (chWk7)

369 Grr. Anniversary means "one year." I hate this bullshit. it's not a one-year anniversary. It's the anniversary.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Are you going to ignore the 184-hour anniversary of our first date?

Posted by: your psychotic girlfriend, staring intently at October 05, 2022 11:22 PM (P1f+c)

370 If the Democrats succeed in getting rid of fossil fuels and private automobiles how will anybody get to their abortion appointments?

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:22 PM (/qNGG)

371 I didn't read the new insect pyramid.

Posted by: Colonel Travis


Copyright this. You know it's coming.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 11:23 PM (r1z5A)

372 46 OPEC announcing cuts of 1,000,000 BOPD would be a huge, intentional insult to the Biden Administration. OPEC cutting 2,000,000 BOPD is a huge, intentional insult followed by a 15 minute end zone dance with lots of pelvic thrusting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 10:05 PM (r46W7)
----
I loved that second part referencing 'end zone'.

Posted by: Ciampino - probably went right over his head at October 05, 2022 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

373 Might be a good prank to hire some off-duty Mossad guys to "kidnap" him.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

And then send the limey fuck to Yuba City so the football team can sell his ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2022 11:23 PM (ufFY8)

374 Among the many, many things someone from 20 years ago wouldn't believe...Joe Biden pissed off the Saudis so much they are going to try and take him down.

The Saudis...taking down a Democrat?!?

These are the people that owned Joe Wilson IV - Valerie Plame's husband.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:24 PM (ESjRY)

375 If the Democrats succeed in getting rid of fossil fuels and private automobiles how will anybody get to their abortion appointments?

You never need an abortion if you have an artificial front hole.

Though you do need them to put in more fish skin every so often.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:25 PM (ESjRY)

376 >> The meerkat is a feliformid of the mongoose family...

----------

I thought it was a form of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 11:13 PM (Qzn2/)

That's what he said. I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 11:25 PM (JOtiF)

377 'Night kiddos.

Here are Trenton and Heath refurbing an old pair of Doc Martens from the 90's:

https://tinyurl.com/4dpkw6vp

I find their videos fascinating.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 05, 2022 11:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

378
The last time I drank ouzo, I smashed all the china in the place, and was later seen on the beach dancing phrenetically in the nude to bazouki music until dawn...
Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 11:22 PM (chWk7)


This. Turkish raki does the same thing. Although the Black Sea in summer is nice. Just watch out for the jelly fish.
**shudders**

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 11:26 PM (anj39)

379 Pro Tip: When you're hungry and get a fresh kill, after you dress it out, you put it on a spit over an open flame, - then rotisserie the thing, and then you flambe the carcass with everclear, this is near perfection.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 05, 2022 11:26 PM (z+OQR)

380 The last time I drank ouzo, I smashed all the china in the place, and was later seen on the beach dancing phrenetically in the nude to bazouki music until dawn...
Posted by: Zetta

Mexico by chance? If so what year. I think I may have been further down the beach from you.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:27 PM (/qNGG)

381 Ouzo is an essential part of the Mediterranean diet.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 11:27 PM (ynq4A)

382 381 Ouzo is an essential part of the Mediterranean diet.

Posted by: Braenyard,

Sambuca

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:30 PM (3sqAk)

383 Ouzo is an essential part of the Mediterranean diet.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 11:27 PM (ynq4A)

Well, if you eat a diet of worms, the ouzo is going to start looking real good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:31 PM (qn5Iu)

384 Ouzo is an essential part of the Mediterranean diet.


We'll drink ouzo in our tub
Watch the dust billow 'til the night's gone
I'd like to see you in black I'd like to see you in black

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at October 05, 2022 11:31 PM (ufFY8)

385

The trebuchet > the sambuca

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 11:31 PM (chWk7)

386 Well, if you eat a diet of worms, the ouzo is going to start looking real good.

--------

A Diet of Worms is underrated,

Posted by: Martin Luther at October 05, 2022 11:32 PM (Qzn2/)

387 Re: Ouzo

I was on a college tour and one night we had a toga party in Greece with lots of gold colored wine and ouzo. I thought I went to bed with Helen of Troy but woke up with my big fat Greek wedding brides maid. *shivers* *shivers again*

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 11:32 PM (IP9GB)

388 The road to Snow Miser's palace, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2022 11:33 PM (7bRMQ)

389 The trebuchet > the sambuca
Posted by: Zettai


I'm still trying to understand how to dance phonetically.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:33 PM (3sqAk)

390 Ouzo was the worst thing I ever had. The only thing that saved me was the fresh Greek salads and then getting drunk again on beer. Ah, Crete.

Ouzo is the devil's drink.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 05, 2022 11:33 PM (x8Wzq)

391 We'll run away to Greece
We'll walk the ruins of the Parthenon
We'll drink ouzo in our tub
Watch the dust billow 'til the night's gone
I'd like to see you in black I'd like to see you in black


To reinforce the Mediterranean diet thing...

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at October 05, 2022 11:34 PM (ufFY8)

392 hour is up. I work now.
Good night.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:35 PM (3sqAk)

393 Next course will be cheese and an apple.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 11:36 PM (ynq4A)

394 Dancing phrenetically involves creating choreography based on the shape of your skull.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 11:36 PM (Qzn2/)

395 I roll towards mescal and tiswin. Tiswin was the drink that made Geronimo.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:36 PM (/qNGG)

396 Latest "For Sanity" billboard in NYC:

If you are being mugged then you are the problem

and for people not following this groups billboards, it is a conservative/moderate group pointing out the absurdity of the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2022 11:36 PM (Zb49+)

397 I thought I went to bed with Helen of Troy but woke up with my big fat Greek wedding brides maid. *shivers* *shivers again*
Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 11:32 PM (IP9GB)

Be thankful you didn't wake up with a big dude with anger management problems like Achilles.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2022 11:37 PM (ufFY8)

398 You have no idea what you ouzo lovers are talking about.

Posted by: retsina at October 05, 2022 11:37 PM (jTmQV)

399 There was that time in my youth when I consumed an entire bottle of Mescal and ate the worm...thankfully there were no cell phones back then but I was told about holding a flaming Christmas tree, running half naked down a beach at sunset after a 49'ers playoff win.

Yep

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:37 PM (J00IM)

400 I like ouzo.

Akvavit. Now that will make you wake up the next day and consider whether you should run for the border.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 11:38 PM (ZLI7S)

401 I've had some moonshine that will make you teeth numb. Never danced in the moonlight but did pass out in a ditch once, back in the bad old days.

Posted by: Javems at October 05, 2022 11:39 PM (blyDr)

402 Nice story about a kind Domino Pizza shop employee in Australia:

https://tinyurl.com/56bpdwha

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2022 11:40 PM (Zb49+)

403 Linea aquavit must be in the hold of ship that has crossed the equator.
Potent stuff.

Posted by: retsina at October 05, 2022 11:40 PM (jTmQV)

404 I'm still trying to understand how to dance phonetically.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest


Imagine a mime dancing, and do the opposite.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:40 PM (P1f+c)

405 --as I round, Last Lap in life,
original-imputs come to the fore.
I grew-up, part of year in
Christian Boarding School
& part w/subversive Library,
a wall of Revolutionary books:
Jean Genet

https://rockpeaks.com/video
/729104/perfume-genius
/promo-videos-from-2014/queen

Posted by: zigzag at October 05, 2022 11:40 PM (F8nwE)

406 Hey Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 05, 2022 11:43 PM (a4EWo)

407 Heya, DDs!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:43 PM (qn5Iu)

408 There was that time in my youth when I consumed an entire bottle of Mescal and ate the worm...thankfully there were no cell phones back then but I was told about holding a flaming Christmas tree, running half naked down a beach at sunset after a 49'ers playoff win.

Yep
Posted by: Nightwatch

Sounds about right. I couldn't get my clothes back on after trying to go for a swim and had to walk naked a couple of blocks back to the hotel and the through the hotel lobby. Why I am still not in a Mexican prison is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:43 PM (/qNGG)

409 Moose Knuckle>Farmer John Wiener Meat

Posted by: Carr Nivore at October 05, 2022 11:44 PM (l3SW6)

410 Thinking back on my life, I doubt that there is any type of liquor or alcoholic beverage of which I haven't partaken.
Retsina was the worst hangover.

Posted by: retsina at October 05, 2022 11:44 PM (jTmQV)

411 Been to Greece one time, Rhodes. Great time. Missed my duty day as I was sleeping it off in a hotel room. Made it back the next day back onboard. My division covered for me. No harm no foul. Nothing was ever said. We drank way way more than we should have. Great place.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 05, 2022 11:46 PM (ZMPCu)

412 405

So... you end your life redeemed?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:46 PM (J00IM)

413
Check and see,
if ANYONE is following this saga,
"Guess Who ?" notable,
was IN our batch of students

*[ValJar]

Posted by: zigzag at October 05, 2022 11:47 PM (ObGfX)

414

I generally avoid furrin likkers...

I like the lining of my digestive tract just where it is!

Posted by: Zettai at October 05, 2022 11:47 PM (Qbvux)

415 A BoSox seventh inning stretch -- gone to madness

Posted by: micky at October 05, 2022 11:48 PM (3byMq)

416 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Evening.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2022 11:49 PM (r1z5A)

417 I fired up my 1984 Honda Big Red ATC trike today. First time in several years. Drained out some stale, but not real nasty, fuel from the tank, and poured in some fresh. I had to take carb bowl drain screw out, and get a flow established. Once that was done, it started readily off my jumper cables, but the float was stuck, and gas dribbled on the floor. I closed the tank valve, let the engine run until it faltered, and re-opened the tank valve. The leak stopped. I rode a circuit around the yard, and it steered real hard because the tires were too soft. Aired the tires up a tad. Took the battery out, and put it on a charger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:50 PM (qn5Iu)

418 Louisiana Treasurer John Schroder penned a letter to BlackRock CEO Larry Fink, explaining the state would liquidate all BlackRock investments within three months.

And, over a period of time, divest nearly $800 million from the bank's money market funds, mutual funds or exchange-traded funds.

The state treasurer blasted Fink's pursuit of so-called environmental, social and governance (ESG) standards that promote green energy over traditional fossil fuels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 11:51 PM (ynq4A)

419 Alberta Oil Peon

Clearly born to ride!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 11:51 PM (anj39)

420 I must leave now...only because I am an old poster of decades past. Can't keep up with you youngsters...play nice with each other...

Night Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 11:53 PM (J00IM)

421 >>>
I was on a college tour and one night we had a toga party in Greece with lots of gold colored wine and ouzo. I thought I went to bed with Helen of Troy but woke up with my big fat Greek wedding brides maid. *shivers* *shivers again*

Posted by: Beartooth

>What tipped you off, the mustache?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 05, 2022 11:53 PM (z+OQR)

422 The leak stopped. I rode a circuit around the yard, and it steered real hard because the tires were too soft. Aired the tires up a tad. Took the battery out, and put it on a charger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------------------------

Sigh, skilz

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 11:53 PM (ynq4A)

423 Alberta Oil Peon

Clearly born to ride!
Posted by: Diogenes

I want a Yamaha TW200 so I can go put, put, putting out in the desert around Las Cruces, NM

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:54 PM (/qNGG)

424 Debby - I don't know if you saw last night when I tried to answer your question, it was pretty late. How's it going today? Hope you're not having any new discomfort?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 11:54 PM (RG7Wy)

425 Clearly born to ride!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 11:51 PM (anj39)

Heh. I bought this thing many years ago at a farm auction for $300. It's 200 cc, and has hi/low range, and reverse gear. Electric and recoil start, too. I used it a lot for a while, as a work go-fer around my yard, but since I got an old golf cart, which is way better for that chore, it has sat idle. I will probably sell it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:55 PM (qn5Iu)

426 >>Louisiana Treasurer John Schroder penned a letter to BlackRock CEO Larry Fink, explaining the state would liquidate all BlackRock investments within three months.

Good for Louisiana. More of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 11:56 PM (ZLI7S)

427 I spent a night at an Irish bar before a friend deployed to the first gulf war. It was st Patrick's day. We convinced Navy boy to strip to his boxers and sing to oh Danny boy on the bar.

I woke up, kind of, in a tree.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 11:56 PM (U2p+3)

428 I want a Yamaha TW200 so I can go put, put, putting out in the desert around Las Cruces, NM
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:54 PM (/qNGG)

Ah! A sort of fat-tired Enduro. I like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:57 PM (qn5Iu)

429 If you got drunk on retsina and awakened the next day and your legs worked, consider yourself lucky.

Posted by: retsina at October 05, 2022 11:58 PM (jTmQV)

430
youtu.be/m_VURr6jnWQ

so much Authentic Greatness online.
In real life, a mixed-bag.
Tried to get a simple standard sandwich
@McD, was screamed & cursed.
--then checked their YELP page, whoa!
Yup, there goes another bit of
my cherished childhood,
now McD is Very Dicey in the suburbs
https://archive.ph/zwMQl

Posted by: zigzag at October 06, 2022 12:00 AM (xaiVR)

431

Plugs busted sniffing another one today in Floridia:


https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/ 1577736320222371843

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2022 12:02 AM (sGBSD)

432 Posted by: nurse ratched


{{{Nurse!}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)

433 I'd probably eat any animal if I didn't have to skin and gut the thing. Whole fish I can do but nothing with hair on it.

Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2022 12:04 AM (RxTXB)

434 I'd probably eat any animal if I didn't have to skin and gut the thing. Whole fish I can do but nothing with hair on it.
Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2022 12:04 AM (RxTXB)

Safe at last!

Posted by: Fur-bearing Trout at October 06, 2022 12:05 AM (qn5Iu)

435 Nurse, It is almost 12:15 here on the east coast, it is officially your birthday, many happy returns of the day. Happy Birthday to you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo)

436 Wait, wait, how can this be? Everyone's left and forgotten about me. I know I only have a few lines, but don't I rate?

Posted by: Crasso A CPA at October 06, 2022 12:15 AM (7bRMQ)

437 >>>I'd probably eat any animal if I didn't have to skin and gut the thing. Whole fish I can do but nothing with hair on it.

Posted by: dartist

>I'm not big on rodents. Game birds, fish, ruminants. Open season.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2022 12:16 AM (z+OQR)

438
perfumegenius.substack.com
/p/me-and-my-saw
Goodness!
--phrase, recalls Mae West :
"Goodness had Nothing to do with it"

now use Pinboard
cuz an Over-Zealous security officer
locked me out of Fastmail.
ayy!
Somehow I cannot PROVE, I am me.
This year is Frustrating

Posted by: zigzag at October 06, 2022 12:18 AM (fEPM8)

439 Colonel Travis, I called the Dr.'s office today and chatted with a ferocious bitch who told me that this is my new normal for the next 4-6 months. I will see the Dr. himself on Tuesday. I am trying to think of a suitable "Heroes" award to bestow upon such a kind and compassionate soul, really, she was in a class by herself.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 12:18 AM (a4EWo)

440 So, I'm confused by the Prezzys F Bomb... what the hell was he talking about? Was he saying he was putting one over on DeSantis? Who was he accusing of F'n with him?

Or was he thinking about what he is going to do to Tucker? or the Jan 6 folks? Or how his DOJ is persecuting Trump?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2022 12:19 AM (oHd/0)

441 I'm not big on rodents either but I'd eat Mickey.

Posted by: Daisy Duck at October 06, 2022 12:20 AM (Qzn2/)

442 Well, I am having a hard time keeping my eyes open. Time to get some sleep. Another busy day tomorrow. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2022 12:20 AM (qn5Iu)

443 Thinking back on my life, I doubt that there is any type of liquor or alcoholic beverage of which I haven't partaken.
Retsina was the worst hangover.
Posted by: retsina

Moutai?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2022 12:21 AM (qvJE2)

444
https://cinemaphile.com/

more Entertainment!
like, a shopping center
with MORE snack-choices--

my Residential High School had,
one night a week, 'Hunger Night'.
-- to feel the hunger, of the
world's poor. All Dining-Room
savings went to East Pakistan.

Posted by: zigzag at October 06, 2022 12:28 AM (ugQWi)

445 BlackRock CEO Larry Fink, explaining the state would liquidate all BlackRock investments within three months.

And, over a period of time, divest nearly $800 million from the bank's money market funds, mutual funds or exchange-traded funds.
The state treasurer blasted Fink's pursuit of so-called environmental, social and governance (ESG) standards that promote green energy over traditional fossil fuels.
Posted by: B

Dear Sir,
It has come to our attention that you intend to withdraw your $800 mm from our $10 tr fund, we are happy to refund you investment in small bills or coins.
Sincerely,
Black Rock

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2022 12:30 AM (Mghb5)

446 Next blockbuster "Scooby-Do" revelation, Daphne files HR complaint against Thelma for contributing to a "sexually uncomfortable workplace environment" and for wearing stereotypical bad lesbian sweaters.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge at October 06, 2022 12:30 AM (tF/Gf)

447 I found a "fine dining" Thai restaurant near here that had the absolute best Tom Yum soup I have ever had. Between the soup and shrimp fried rice it cost me a leg and an arm but I'll save it for a treat and work my way through the menu. Restaurants have gotten a little shabby around here.

Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2022 12:33 AM (RxTXB)

448 439 Colonel Travis, I called the Dr.'s office today and chatted with a ferocious bitch who told me that this is my new normal for the next 4-6 months.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 12:18 AM (a4EWo)
---------------

Lawdy, 4-6 months? Hopefully the doctor will come back to you and say - "OK yeah about her? She is full of crap."

I had the most difficult time sleeping until I got a velcro belt thing, it was a lifesaver. Used that for about 2 months at night, after that I didn't need it.

Sorry you're dealing with this, it's a slow process but everything gets better every day.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 12:37 AM (RG7Wy)

449 There is a very pleasant Greek resin liqueur, though. It's from only the isle of Chios, and is called Mastika. In English you just say "mastic," and we got a kick out of that because the tarry adhesive we used for things like rubber baseboards was called that.

You'd never drink a bottle of it, of course, but it has the taste that makes you understand why anybody ever thought putting turpentine in wine was a good idea.

It is hard to get. They had an awful forest fire there about ten years ago, and lost a lot of the bushes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2022 12:37 AM (x61Im)

450 I want to see his 79 year old honky ass move to East St. Louis we'll see how his BLM love affair goes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

As a POP that once had a delivery route in North St Louis, this made me not LOL but guffaw!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 06, 2022 12:41 AM (y7zkd)

451 Greetings Horde!
I've been down with a bad case of the flu for the last few days, but I'm better now.

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 12:43 AM (pGonq)

452 Dear Sir,
It has come to our attention that you intend to withdraw your $800 mm from our $10 tr fund, we are happy to refund you investment in small bills or coins.
Sincerely,
Black Rock

Posted by: confederatefifth

I'm guessing that's a lot more expensive and complicated than an electronic transfer.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 06, 2022 12:44 AM (KAi1n)

453 ..Greetings Horde! I've been down with a bad case of the flu for the last few days, but I'm better now. Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 12:43 AM (pGonq)

Get BACK on the CART!

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2022 12:45 AM (e6UQI)

454 I paid $6.49/gal at Costco today in SoCal. FJB!

Posted by: CA Token at October 06, 2022 12:47 AM (2+yws)

455 Theodore, I am glad that you are feeling better. Ready for Texas??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 12:50 AM (a4EWo)

456 I will probably sell it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 11:55 PM (qn5Iu)

Probably a good idea. Those things are neck-breakers. (My bro had one in the 80's, but that's not how he broke his neck).

Posted by: Average Guy at October 06, 2022 12:52 AM (f7Cdr)

457 343
His ONLY job, ever was being a volunteer lifeguard in HS and that is why he keeps talking about it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (3sqAk)
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Is that where he showed off his leg hairs?

Posted by: Ciampino - despicable at October 06, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

458 Delurking to wave hello before bedtime which I'm past my. Hello, whoall be reading.

Scooby-doo gang was my kids' era, but they weren't that into it. We liked to be sure what our kids watched. This one episode I watched, there was a supernatural threat that turned out to be an ordinary person that the kids unmasked at the end. What a twist!

Posted by: mindful webworker - shaggy carpet in the scooby van at October 06, 2022 12:55 AM (0mqmr)

459 360
The new rules will be how much maggot can be in your cockroach burger, and how much cockroach can be in your maggot butter.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (P1f+c)
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I didn't read the new insect pyramid. I ate way too much moth today. Shitload of moth. Going to be so bloated tomorrow.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 11:20 PM (RG7Wy)
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You'll be shitting fairy dust.

Posted by: Ciampino - the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:01 AM (qfLjt)

460 What, is everyone at Nurse's birthday party??

I bet that Bers got the granite already and is making his kitchen functional as we speak.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 01:02 AM (a4EWo)

461 455 Debby-Hell yes, I'm ready for Texas!
I'm counting the days.
It's going to be a long drive to get there.
I will be bringing tequila and whiskey.

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 01:02 AM (pGonq)

462 Is anyone else driving from Virginia to Texas?

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 01:03 AM (pGonq)

463 370 If the Democrats succeed in getting rid of fossil fuels and private automobiles how will anybody get to their abortion appointments?

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 05, 2022 11:22 PM (/qNG
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They will mail a coathanger, hopefully a plastic one.

/Tee Hee.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fairy Dust: the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:05 AM (qfLjt)

464 I paid $6.49/gal at Costco today in SoCal. FJB!

Posted by: CA Token at October 06, 2022 12:47 AM (2+yws)

It's around $3.50 here in jersey. I filled up because I was pretty empty and had to go somewhere 20 miles from me. On the way I saw a station that was $3.18. That was a head scratcher.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:06 AM (VwHCD)

465 No, Velma DOES NOT get to be gay!!!!!

Velma is the only cartoon character that I identified with growing up - she represented all of us who were short and nerdy and wore glasses.

These little shots don't get to retcon her into their gay world - they claim to have talent, let them draw their own gay characters, and leave our childhood characters alone!

I refuse to change my avatar - I have been Velma for many years now, and I'm not giving her up.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 06, 2022 01:07 AM (SRRAx)

466 Is anyone else driving from Virginia to Texas?

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 01:03 AM (pGonq)

No but I'm going through it, all of it. That state and Tennessee are like the Bataan death march of the cruise.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:08 AM (VwHCD)

467 So...Velma sees a chick wearing stylish shit, and suddenly she wants to lick her snizz?

I don't get it.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 06, 2022 01:10 AM (ufFY8)

468
youtu.be/h1oHqsDieUI

The Thief and the Cobbler
Zig Zag /Vincent Price

Posted by: zigzag at October 06, 2022 01:10 AM (DBbpc)

469 After decades of speculation surrounding her sexuality, Scooby-Doo's Velma Dinkley has finally been confirmed as lesbian in the latest animated film Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!


Scooby is actually a Furry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2022 01:11 AM (8+r2P)

470 Joe and Hunter Biden appear in the latest special, too.

Spoiler warning if you plan on watching it.



At the end, Hunter and Joe get caught and unmasked by the gang dressed as monsters try to scare folks away from a Ukrainian brothel where they are laundering tax payer dollars.

When Hunter is unmasked he looks at Joe and says "I would've gotten away with, too, if it weren't for you diddling kids!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2022 01:18 AM (8+r2P)

471 No but I'm going through it, all of it. That state and Tennessee are like the Bataan death march of the cruise.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:08 AM (VwHCD)

Nashville rush hour is as ugly as New York City rush hour.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2022 01:22 AM (cupoy)

472
Nashville rush hour is as ugly as New York City rush hour.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2022 01:22 AM (cupoy)

I usually hit it way late. I think I go through around midnight give or take.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

473 Four members of kidnapped California Sikh family are found dead.
https://mol.im/a/11285521

Posted by: Ciampino -- Fairy Dust: the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:25 AM (qfLjt)

474 Actually, Velma and Daphne are both Bi.


At least, according to the Scooby Doo movie I saw on pornhub.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 06, 2022 01:31 AM (BGygK)

475 Poland asks for US to SHARE its nuclear weapons and allow the country to host missile sites - in attempt to deter Vladimir Putin from atomic warfare amid escalating tensions over Ukraine war

https://mol.im/a/11285327
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Does Poland not remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? (1962)

Posted by: Ciampino --- Fairy Dust: the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:31 AM (qfLjt)

476 Goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are.

Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2022 01:31 AM (RxTXB)

477 Michigan farm is caught spraying HUMAN sewage on vegetables.
https://mol.im/a/11284773

I'm sure all those migrant pickers in California, etc. also shit in the fields.

Posted by: Ciampino - -- Fairy Dust: the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

478 I usually hit it way late. I think I go through around midnight give or take.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

I've made the trip from upstate NY to Dallas several times. I usually stop in Bowling Green Kentucky and get on the road by oh dark thirty the next AM to get through Nashville.

On the bright side the best fried chicken I've ever had comes from a gas station just off the highway in Arkansas. I've eaten there a half dozen times and I still have no idea what exit is. It's like a fried chicken Brigadoon that just appears out of nowhere.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2022 01:35 AM (cupoy)

479 Goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are.
Posted by: dartist


Ah, hah cha cha cha, there's always room for the classics.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hollywoodn't at October 06, 2022 01:36 AM (0mqmr)

480 466 Bers, Are you bringing a guitar and amp? the best I can do is bring an iPad that can be plugged into an amp. It can make a pretty ferocious racket, but that's it.

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 01:36 AM (pGonq)

481 Four members of kidnapped California Sikh family are found dead.


Died and Sikh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2022 01:39 AM (8+r2P)

482 476 Goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are.
Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2022 01:31 AM (RxTXB)
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I do an impression of Mr. Durante singing "We Built This City" by Starship. Sing it about once a month in the shower.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 01:40 AM (RG7Wy)

483 I've made the trip from upstate NY to Dallas several times. I usually stop in Bowling Green Kentucky and get on the road by oh dark thirty the next AM to get through Nashville.

On the bright side the best fried chicken I've ever had comes from a gas station just off the highway in Arkansas. I've eaten there a half dozen times and I still have no idea what exit is. It's like a fried chicken Brigadoon that just appears out of nowhere.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2022 01:35 AM (cupoy)

The route I go I don't even see Kentucky. I did go to Nashville from Ohio once and went through Kentucky, it was nice. I went through, or basically around some major city that was lit up nice. Can't remember what city it was. I do remember going through bowling green. I passed the GM corvette plant. From jersey I'll go through PA, then drop down 81 all the frigging way through Virginia and into tennessee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:40 AM (VwHCD)

484 Drug for treating radiation exposure
https://is.gd/qR1Mp6

As part of long-standing, ongoing efforts to be better prepared to save lives following radiological and nuclear emergencies, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is purchasing a supply of the drug Nplate from Amgen USA Inc; Nplate is approved to treat blood cell injuries that accompany acute radiation syndrome in adult and pediatric patients (ARS).

I wonder which politicians have a stake in this.

Posted by: Ciampino - -- Fairy Dust: the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:41 AM (qfLjt)

485 Bers, Are you bringing a guitar and amp? the best I can do is bring an iPad that can be plugged into an amp. It can make a pretty ferocious racket, but that's it.

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 01:36 AM (pGonq)

I usually bring a few guitars and a couple small practice amps. Haven't used them yet, but I still bring them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:43 AM (VwHCD)

486 Michigan farm is caught spraying HUMAN sewage on vegetables.


Crop Yields Grow Excrementally

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2022 01:43 AM (8+r2P)

487 Guitars, guns, booze, good lord this gathering sounds incredible

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 01:44 AM (RG7Wy)

488 Theodore, Good on you for the tequila and whiskey, I can't bring much on the plane, I'll have to buy in Texas. Bers, did you granite arrive???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 01:45 AM (a4EWo)

489 It's like a fried chicken Brigadoon that just appears out of nowhere.
Posted by: Bilwis

Every hundred years?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 06, 2022 01:51 AM (KAi1n)

490 486 Michigan farm is caught spraying HUMAN sewage on vegetables.

Crop Yields Grow Excrementally

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2022 01:43 AM (8+r2P)
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and, amazingly, were not a drain on their resources.

Posted by: Ciampino - skatole smells like crap at October 06, 2022 01:53 AM (qfLjt)

491 486 Michigan farm is caught spraying HUMAN sewage on vegetables.

Crop Yields Grow Excrementally

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2022 01:43 AM (8+r2P)
----
Please no shitty math on the ONT.

/s

Posted by: Ciampino -- skatole smells like crap at October 06, 2022 01:57 AM (qfLjt)

492 Theodore, Good on you for the tequila and whiskey, I can't bring much on the plane, I'll have to buy in Texas. Bers, did you granite arrive???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 01:45 AM (a4EWo)

No, the fabricator got the slabs, and I dropped the sink off to him today. I'm hoping to get it in a week. In the meanwhile I have been doing the bling, so hopefully there isn't too much to do by the time I get the granite, but there is still enough. A lot of finishing stuff. I swear, I'm so glad I don't do this shit anymore. Kitchens have gotten way complex. Not hard, just a billion more steps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:58 AM (VwHCD)

493 489 It's like a fried chicken Brigadoon that just appears out of nowhere.
Posted by: Bilwis

Every hundred years?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 06, 2022 01:51 AM (KAi1n)

Yep. And the singing is great, too!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2022 01:59 AM (cupoy)

494 Do you have ghosts?
Give us a call!

@ 555-2368

(Can't help you with Sarah, though... ;-)

Posted by: the last to post at October 06, 2022 02:02 AM (sUsta)

495 Former student, 46, is arrested after storming science building at the University of Arizona and shooting professor dead.

https://mol.im/a/11285685

Posted by: Ciampino --- skatole smells like crap at October 06, 2022 02:08 AM (qfLjt)

496 The guy that made Bros was also the voice of Timon.

I know you are shocked a disney actor was either gay or a pedo...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2022 11:17 PM (ESjRY)


I always thought that Nathan Lane was the voice of Timon. Huh.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 06, 2022 02:10 AM (SRRAx)

497 Kitchens have gotten way complex. Not hard, just a billion more steps.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 01:58 AM (VwHCD)
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Had ours redone last year. Took 5 months, several fired goofballs who couldn't measure a drawer pull correctly! Like 2 inches off center. How do you do that!?!?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 02:11 AM (RG7Wy)

498 I'm really trying here to start a thread but it seems to be an uphill battle - both ways and barefoot.

Posted by: Ciampino --- everybody wants to sleep? at October 06, 2022 02:12 AM (qfLjt)

499 Ciampino, Never, ever give up!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 02:17 AM (a4EWo)

500 I think I hate every song from the the Steve Miller band .....is it just me?

Posted by: computerguydave at October 06, 2022 02:20 AM (9dmN3)

501 Had ours redone last year. Took 5 months, several fired goofballs who couldn't measure a drawer pull correctly! Like 2 inches off center. How do you do that!?!?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 02:11 AM (RG7Wy)

Thats completely retarded. 5 months is a long time. We used to the average kitchen in a week. We would rip it out, be done by lunch or early afternoon. The electrician and plumber would do their thing right after us and usually have it roughed in the same day. Cabinets go in the next day, or sometimes 2 days, and then a few days of finishing stuff. With that said, they have gotten way more complex. Mine probably would have taken 3-4 weeks because of how complex they are now, but I'm by myself now, and have to do the electrical, the plumbing, the floor, etc. It took me 3-4 hours last night just to do the frigging sink base hutch kit. They never had that shit, but they do now. Windows used to get a stinking valance, now they got box columns, and arches. Now you got lower trim under the cabs and finish panels for under counter lighting and massive upper crown moldings and on ,and on, and on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)

502 500: Computerguydave: Sailor and Children of the Future were good albums that were not over-played. Of course, reasonable minds may differ.

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 02:26 AM (pGonq)

503 What color is your granite, Bers?? I bet it is going to look really nice. I am only replacing worn appliances in my kitchen, the do-over is for the next owner, but I need to cook while I still live here. My five burner new gas downdraft cooktop is a thing of beauty, I love it, and reliable ovens are a bonus. I am cooking a big old family dinner on Sunday and I am looking forward to it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 02:29 AM (a4EWo)

504 https://nypost.com/2022/10/05/ceo-arrested -for-stealing-us-election-worker-data-storing-it-in-china/

Remove spaces before ceo

Posted by: Scottst at October 06, 2022 02:30 AM (p9OWk)

505 Good Night, Horde!
2:30 am is usually unknown territory for me...

Posted by: Theodore at October 06, 2022 02:33 AM (pGonq)

506 342 The new rules will be how much maggot can be in your cockroach burger, and how much cockroach can be in your maggot butter.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 11:15 PM (P1f+c)

ewwwww

Posted by: m at October 06, 2022 02:35 AM (QPyqx)

507 'Night, Theodore.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 02:36 AM (a4EWo)

508 We ran into covid issues. Fridge, for example, was ordered in November 2020, it arrived in May 2021. Also had some other non-kitchen work done concurrently when the kitchen was on hold. But yeah, having them in the house that long sucked!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 02:37 AM (RG7Wy)

509 What color is your granite, Bers?? I bet it is going to look really nice. I am only replacing worn appliances in my kitchen, the do-over is for the next owner, but I need to cook while I still live here. My five burner new gas downdraft cooktop is a thing of beauty, I love it, and reliable ovens are a bonus. I am cooking a big old family dinner on Sunday and I am looking forward to it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 02:29 AM (a4EWo)

Its called typhoon Bordeaux, its from brazil. A little pricey. My brother says anything with Bordeaux in the name is going to cost. I didn't know that when I picked it, so instead of a $3900 top it's $5400. Frigging ouch. Its really nice though. Its the whole in for a penny in for a pound thing. At this point I lost the outbuilding I was going to build anyway because of this, so I might as well just do the damn kitchen full blown. I originally wanted to put a down draft oven in the island, but Mrs B didn't want to loose the counter space of the island, so I went with a regular dual fuel oven.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 02:42 AM (VwHCD)

510 Berserker, is your lovely straight shooting wife joining you this year?

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 06, 2022 02:47 AM (Jzz++)

511 We ran into covid issues. Fridge, for example, was ordered in November 2020, it arrived in May 2021. Also had some other non-kitchen work done concurrently when the kitchen was on hold. But yeah, having them in the house that long sucked!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 02:37 AM (RG7Wy)

When I knew i was going to do the kitchen I immediately went on an appliance search. This was in may-june. There was 56 people on a waiting list for the dishwasher I wanted. I had to get a more upgraded model to get it fast. I was camped out with new appliances since june. My family room looks like a war zone. Aplliances, tools, materials, etc. That poor room hasn't been right since we moved in. Thank god it's at the end of the house out of the way. It will all be over soon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 02:47 AM (VwHCD)

512 Berserker, is your lovely straight shooting wife joining you this year?

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 06, 2022 02:47 AM (Jzz++)

Yup, she'll be there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 02:48 AM (VwHCD)

513 Hershel walker the flower of the rethugliKKKan south. You would vote for hitler if he had an (R) next to his name. I voted green party in 2000, 2004, 2016 and 2020 instead of the democrat on moral grounds as they all voted for Iraq war.

Posted by: raimondo at October 06, 2022 02:49 AM (xHloe)

514 Bers, the granite sounds nice, can't wait to see pix, also if you think of it, snap me a pic of one of those bottles you mentioned last week. Thanks.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 02:53 AM (a4EWo)

515 477 Michigan farm is caught spraying HUMAN sewage on vegetables.
https://mol.im/a/11284773

I'm sure all those migrant pickers in California, etc. also shit in the fields.
Posted by: Ciampino - -- Fairy Dust: the powdery stuff off a moth's wings at October 06, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

The supply dump is right along the field...4 of em lined up

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 06, 2022 02:57 AM (+I6Y/)

516 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 03:00 AM (sAmhv)

517 The war room house. Oh yes. I know that feeling. Very unsettling. One good thing is that we probably got rid of, I am not kidding, about 40% of stuff in the house after it was all over. Do I need this? Do I really need this? Never made so many trips to goodwill and the county dump in my life. I'm glad you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you'll have to bring pictures to Corsicana I'd like to see what you've done.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 06, 2022 03:00 AM (RG7Wy)

518 Morning, Puddleglum, I am handing off the baton to you, I need to get horizontal.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 03:04 AM (a4EWo)

519 Bers, the granite sounds nice, can't wait to see pix, also if you think of it, snap me a pic of one of those bottles you mentioned last week. Thanks.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 02:53 AM (a4EWo)

Will do. I found this on you tube. Its a typhoon bordeaux. The island shot they show at around 1.02 is fairly close to what I have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYCETmMaVt4

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2022 03:05 AM (VwHCD)

520 518: (fumbles baton)

I'm all thumbs. More coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 03:06 AM (sAmhv)

521 The former student in the U of A shooting was Murad Dervish, a closeted white supremacist, I'm sure.
He was barred from the building (which obviously proved very effective), and so when he was spotted there, police were called. Upon their arrival 8 minutes later, they found the professor had already been shot.
Remember, when seconds count, police are only minutes away.

Posted by: Wally at October 06, 2022 03:08 AM (1RHfV)

522 Oh my gosh, Bers, that is beautiful, very fine choice.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2022 03:09 AM (a4EWo)

523 Hi everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 03:28 AM (xhxe8)

524 https://tinyurl.com/yck5x7na
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 03:30 AM (xhxe8)

525 I have a picture in a album of a Black guy in a Volvo I think doing what #7 was doing on the Pa Turnpike. Went for miles and got off it when I did, thought he would stop there but paid and kept going after.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 03:38 AM (xhxe8)

526 That's 3 in a row

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 03:38 AM (xhxe8)

527 Acksually

4 in a row, Skip

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 03:49 AM (sAmhv)

528 Time to get ready for work.

(insert ending theme of 70s era The Hulk tv show)

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2022 03:57 AM (sAmhv)

529 524 https://tinyurl.com/yck5x7na
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2022 03:30 AM (xhxe

Thanks!

Posted by: m at October 06, 2022 03:59 AM (RuTUS)

530 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at October 06, 2022 03:59 AM (RuTUS)

531 I want to see his 79 year old honky ass move to East St. Louis we'll see how his BLM love affair goes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 05, 2022 10:09

I like the way you think, you old WI honky. Maybe Waters could donate some of his fortune to those businesses that were decimated by the BLM crooks. Or he could donate directly to BLM and buy them another mansion, maybe give them one of his own?

And thanks for the ONTS you rich pillar of the white male patriarchy!

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532
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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat