Just The ONT, Ma'am

Good evening Morons. I hope all of our Florida peeps have weathered the storm and are safe. My mom is in Lakeland. I haven't heard from her since yesterday, but I'm not too worried. She lives in a block house, she was well prepared, and Lakeland is inland. Why don't we open the ONT with a hurricane tip:

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Tonight's Argument

The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time

I think the list suffers a bit from some recency bias, but I'm sure that many of you will have your own opinions. Say, here's an idea. Why don't you share them in the comments?


To Boldly Go

In 1987 I was just geeked to have a new Star Trek show, but as time has passed I realized that TNG is not my favorite iteration of Trek. The original ST was conceived as “Wagon Train to the stars”, it was about, to coin a phrase, truth, justice and the American way, and how those values could stand up when tested in the crucible of space exploration. TNG was the UN in space. Then DS9 came along and blew all of them away. Still, happy anniversary TNG.


Cop Stuff

For some reason, a lot of cop stuff landed on my content list this week. I'll lump it all together here. First of all, this tragedy.

15-year-old at center of Amber Alert killed in shootout between deputies, suspect on 15 Freeway

The suspect was her father, who had kidnapped her. He got in a shootout with police, and she broke cover and was killed. Here's my absolutely and completely non-expert opinion, based entirely on the reports of the incident in the media: Tragedy. If police are engaged in an active firefight with the occupant of a vehicle, and someone dressed in tactical gear breaks from that vehicle and charges towards them, it is reasonable to assume that they are under attack and to engage that target. The fact that it was the little girl and not an attacker makes this a tragedy. Very sad. Regrettable. But unavoidable at times due to the fact that we're all fallible human beings.

The bigger problem we have is the nature of policing in this country. Traditionally, the role in society that police filled was to protect and serve. Yes, their job involved enforcement duties, but they were expected to be as fair as possible, to demonstrate judgment and restraint (kid w/ a six pack "Go home kid, don't let me catch you again") and, most of all, to run to the sound of gunfire. In short, they were expected to be paladins, and were accorded respect and honor commensurate with those expectations (I'm talking generally here, I know there have always been bad cops).

Now, however, cops are enforcers and bureaucrats. Their job is to punish non-orthodoxy, to meet quotas and most of all to keep people cowed to make sure that OBEY. (Again, generally speaking, and mostly about the role they are expected to fill in society. There's lots of good cops out there). So you get police forces full of Tommy Tacticals who get their little pee-pees hard by being a bully with a badge, Debbie Diversity-Hires who don't know the difference between a taser and a pistol and Carl Cowards who stand in a hallway for an hour washing their hands while some lunatic shoots a couple of dozen school children.

This is a seismic shift, and one that's really hard for a lot of older, reflexively back-the-blue types to get their head around. I know, I'm one of them. It's also a much less pleasant society to live in.

Here's an after action report on a shooting in Tacoma, Washington, Tacoma Police OIS - 6700 South Madison St (8/28/22).

The video is 8 minutes long, but it does a really good job of walking through the incident. I want to bring your attention to the part that starts at 5:06, body cam footage from Officer Munn who took the suspect down. That is one cool and collected cop.

Pulls up to scene.
Puts down coffee.
Opens door.
Remembers to grab his keys.
Walks to the rear of his car.
Gets out his rifle, charges it. Braces himself against the side of the car.
Fires one shot, hitting the suspect at 183 yards.
Flicks the safety back on.
Fin

Betcha he saw action in the sandbox.

Finally, there's this cop, who truly embodies the mantra “protect and serve”.

Dusty in here.

Criminal Follies


I'm from Chicago, Bro

A man casually carrying a shotgun and claiming to be from Chicago walked into a Florida convenience store during an attempted robbery but walked out when a clerk displayed his own weapon, authorities said.
Rakim Stephen Tate, 32, made a bad decision that “became a worse decision” when he walked into a convenience store on Sept. 9 with a visible shotgun to his side, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said Monday. 
He is charged with openly carrying a prohibited weapon and attempted robbery with a firearm.
Tate walked around the store for a few seconds before a clerk out of view from a camera in the store is heard talking to him, according to security footage. The clerk apparently noticed Tate arming himself before he entered the store and went into a back room to arm himself with his personal weapon, authorities said.

Video of the incident at the link.

Finally, this guy made a whole bunch of poor decisions. He was wanted for home invasion and bank robbery. Cops were following him, and moved to apprehend him outside a mini-mart.

"Hmm, I've got a dog latched onto my ass and two officers with carbines pointed at me about 3 feet away. I know! I'll pull out my trusty Taurus!" The video notes that he had “one round in the chamber”. When I'm on the lam I always keep at least 3 rounds in the chamber at all times.


Rant Of The Week

Watch to the end.

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News For The Nightwalkers


Is 6 Hours Of Sleep Really Enough? Science Has A Very Clear Answer

So make sure you go to bed when Pixy comes up. (J/K Pixy)


Lying To Women

And not the good kind of lying that gets you laid (I'm kidding ladies, I'M KIDDING! Stop throwing stuff!).

Women have been led astray on egg-freezing, bombshell study finds

Many American women who do want kids are delaying it, and opting to freeze their eggs—a seemingly magical solution that means they can make a decision about parenthood on their own terms.

But this strategy may not be as failsafe as expected. Groundbreaking research, the first of its kind in the U.S. finds that for the majority of women, egg-freezing sadly won’t result in a child being born.

Only around one in three of those who choose to freeze their eggs will wind up having a child after going through the entire process, the study finds—and that success rate drops drastically for older women.

On one hand, I feel sorry for women who were told this was an easy way to “have it all” and now are facing child-free futures that they didn't want. On the other it's hard not to think “Oh well. You made your choice. Too bad the results weren't quite what you were promised”

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by self-defense:

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Comments

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1

À chacun son Zêttai!

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (ke0Cj)

2 Boo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (6VKyY)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (LsEU/)

4 first not first

Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (pGonq)

5 Oh En Teeee!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 F5 crack monkey

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (6VKyY)

7 Someday

Posted by: Ciampino - Par at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

8 good evening

Posted by: wing at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (PlW9M)

9 Star Trek: TOS and DS9 are the best iterations. This is known.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 This joint is jumping!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (7bRMQ)

11 Well.. she seems nice.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:04 PM (nxdel)

12 This joint is jumping!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Leafhoppers got into your stash?

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:04 PM (P1f+c)

13 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time and no MST3K?
What a crock.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 10:05 PM (RG7Wy)

14 lmao.. 98 fucking dollars..and it's the religious far rights fault. Fuck.. these people are beyond help. Just blow your brains out already you stupid bitch.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)

15 Since the "Inflation Reduction Act" was passed, the DOW has dropped 6,000 points.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

16 Biden administration scales back student debt relief for certain loans
https://mol.im/a/11264087

Posted by: Ciampino - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

17 The ranting lady -

She seems nice. And her arguments are well thought out too.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (LsEU/)

18 Rockford Files at #93? Insanity!

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (KouR0)

19 Sorry, that vet videos tore me up. I hope he's okay

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (6VKyY)

20 My mom is in Lakeland. I haven't heard from her since yesterday, but I'm not too worried.

I was listening to someone from Lakeland tonight who said they lost some power, but all the bad stuff went to the east of them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 10:08 PM (BxhCI)

21 Not sure why Key and Peele rates higher than Chappelle's Show. K&P was chuckle-worthy. Chappelle's Show was laugh out loud funny a lot of the time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:08 PM (K5n5d)

22 Those straps *might* make it harder for the winds to peel your roof.

We live in a trailer. It's gone thru 135 mph winds, losing some chunks of roofing. But the structure and ground anchors are rated for 140 mph+.

The piles of broken loose trailers seen in Fl are caused mostly by storm surge, not necessarily by winds.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (JOtiF)

23 35 years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation premiered.
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I've never been able to forgive them for the split infinitive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (rmVXY)

24 Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

You wish, and you hope, and sometimes you still don't get what you want.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

25 >>> 15 Since the "Inflation Reduction Act" was passed, the DOW has dropped 6,000 points.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

Well, *something* is being reduced...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (llON8)

26 And her arguments are well thought out too.

I know, right? She said it so well and so succinctly. I mean who wouldn't be won over by THAT???

Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel)

27 Cover your ONT before you mount!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (3Or4S)

28 My mom is in Lakeland. I haven't heard from her since yesterday, but I'm not too worried.

I was listening to someone from Lakeland tonight who said they lost some power, but all the bad stuff went to the east of them.
Posted by: t-bird

My daughter lives in Lakeland. No real issues - a bit blowy but that was it.

p.s. - Have your Mom go over to my D's place and slap some sense into her. We're too far away. Thanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)

29 Heh, Cosby didn't make the list.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (oTZbj)

30 Remember, the feds answer to a soft landing on inflation is to force recession, to slow down you knuckle draggers from buying so much sheet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:11 PM (6VKyY)

31 SOME recency bias? That's to expect from Rolling Stone, I guess. Only saw a few of those TV shows and never heard of even more. I'm well past 29, though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

32 I know, right? She said it so well and so succinctly. I mean who wouldn't be won over by THAT???
Posted by: jewells45

I would be interested to know what she does for a living and what her co-workers think of her.

Not because I care but rather because I'm catty that way.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)

33 14 lmao.. 98 fucking dollars..and it's the religious far rights fault. Fuck.. these people are beyond help. Just blow your brains out already you stupid bitch.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)

^^^I know. As she was screaming I was waiting for her to thank Biden for this crap....

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (foa6+)

34 Well, *something* is being reduced...

I'm $400,000 poorer than I was a year ago, and I'm not a multi-millionaire.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

35 Don't forget to tie your house to something that won't move like a tree not a vehicle.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (uwW33)

36 Hundred greatest of all time? You shittin' me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

37 I'd like to have my son Beau come up here right now. C'mon, Beau. Where are you at?" - Shit4brains Shartpants Biden

Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

38 The $98 woman? She's mad all right. Mad as in nuts. Dumb woman almost for sure votes for democrats and supports President Mushbrains' anti fossil fuel policies. Buy an electric vehilcle, bitch

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

39 The hundred show list is worthless without Get Smart.

Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (pGonq)

40 The hundred show list is worthless without Get Smart.
Posted by: Theodore

The Gong Show

F-Troop

Petticoat Junction

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)

41 A bit odd to think that we might get some hurricane winds/rain. It dropped to 36 deg. last night.

A couple of nights previous in the 40's. The house temp dropped to 68 deg this morning, so, time to fire up the boiler.

I always hold my breath when doing this, as there is a lot that can go wrong. Checked the three circulator pumps, backflow valves, and most importantly, the high temperature limit on the boiler. Now...if all the two dozen joints are good...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (MMzVU)

42 Married With Children.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)

43 14 lmao.. 98 fucking dollars..and it's the religious far rights fault. Fuck.. these people are beyond help. Just blow your brains out already you stupid bitch.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
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Maybe she tried and failed. Some kind of wound on her forehead? These people are not very good at things. When I say "things" I mean "pretty much all things" and by "pretty much all things" I mean "all I can do is foam at the mouth at what I don't understand."

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (RG7Wy)

44 The Graziano family will be Anglicized by sunup and called "the Graces" or something...

it *is* a tragedy, but it was also Cali Cop San Bernadino is near LA where the cops played duckhunt with every make and model of vehicle in SoCal during the Dorner hunt.

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (Lzpvj)

45 Hey, $98 will get you a fair amount of box wine. *hic* Just sayin'. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (Xrfse)

46 The TV show link didn't work for me. Monkeys will fly out of my ass before I let Rolling Stone run scripts in my computer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (bGwcP)

47 ^^^I know. As she was screaming I was waiting for her to thank Biden for this crap....
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (foa6+)
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Heh. the end is great: "Sit the fuck down is the first step towards recovery..."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

48 Lots of Political Correctness in that TV show list.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (oTZbj)

49 98 fucking dollars.?

How about 20, same as in town bitch?

Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

50 You scatter the shells on the floor so you can hear where the perp is, then throw the wrench at him. As long as he's not a dodgeball champion, you should win.

If that doesn't work, you attach the clips to your nipples, making you scream loud enough to cause the neighbors to show up with firearms.

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)

51 "I'm from Chicago Brah...."

//Chicago Hoodlum

welcome to Florida fucker and allow me to introduce you to the gators....

//Florida Man

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)

52 it *is* a tragedy, but it was also Cali Cop San Bernadino is near LA where the cops played duckhunt with every make and model of vehicle in SoCal during the Dorner hunt.
Posted by: sven

"Duckhunt"?

You're not really 29 are you.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (LsEU/)

53 The hundred show list is worthless without Get Smart.
Posted by: Theodore

The Gong Show

F-Troop

Petticoat Junction

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)

I agree, and no Wild Wild West either. Dumbass ignorant kids! Can't write, can't read, just screw up classics!!! Why are they still on my lawn?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (7bRMQ)

54 While I'm appreciative of President Biden's herculean efforts to erase my title of "Worst American President since WW2" in time for my 98th birthday this Saturday, I am somewhat saddened by the profound suffering it requires inflicting upon the American people.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (NCgXW)

55 Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

You wish, and you hope, and sometimes you still don't get what you want.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

Seems like it won't be anywhere near that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (bGwcP)

56 Been pondering this today:

We deal with the aftermath because we have to.
.
.
.
No one's dealing with the beforemath.


It was a slow day, okay?

Posted by: mindful webworker - preponderantly ponderer at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (drn6z)

57 Maybe she tried and failed. Some kind of wound on her forehead?

I noticed that. Who the hell knows.. maybe a weird tattoo?? Whatever.. she's batshit crazy. No wonder I carry everywhere. These people will take it to the next level. They'll start physically attacking people because they are so unhinged.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)

58 38 The $98 woman? She's mad all right. Mad as in nuts. Dumb woman almost for sure votes for democrats and supports President Mushbrains' anti fossil fuel policies. Buy an electric vehilcle, bitch
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

98 dollars... so ... 20 gallon tank? at least like 18 unless she was on fumes... so... driving a big ol SUV?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (oHd/0)

59 I was going to ask why "Girls" was on that list, but I was only able to make it through half of the first episode. Maybe it got better?

Eh, it's not a bad list, but there were some questionable additions just for hipness/representation.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

60 If it doesn't have Nemoy and The Shat, it ain't Star Trek.

Don't accept low-quality imitations, kids.

Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2022 10:19 PM (F6Xpw)

61 52 Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (LsEU/)

Not hardly, I used to get lit up and spend money to shoot that fucking dog....

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)

62 51 "I'm from Chicago Brah...."

//Chicago Hoodlum

welcome to Florida fucker and allow me to introduce you to the gators....

//Florida Man
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)

Dumbass was lucky it was a transplant working there, or you'd have heard nothing about this. Just a few more bubbles in the Everglades.

Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (Ti+Tv)

63 "Kay and Peele" made the list?
Therefore, the list is worthless.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (r1z5A)

64 The hundred show list is worthless without Get Smart.
Posted by: Theodore

The Gong Show

F-Troop

Petticoat Junction
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)
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Futurama
Scrubs
The Tick

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (K5n5d)

65 The religious right installed Biden in concert with the billionaires? LOL.
But She is right about most of the billionaires; they push the big government deomocrats; only interested in making it very hard for someone with some new idea to shove them out of top place. Looking at you Zuckerberg et al.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (3cGpq)

66 I wonder if rant chick shops at Wal-Mart?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39)

67 50 You scatter the shells on the floor so you can hear where the perp is, then throw the wrench at him. As long as he's not a dodgeball champion, you should win.

If that doesn't work, you attach the clips to your nipples, making you scream loud enough to cause the neighbors to show up with firearms.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)

^^The book thread for fiction is Sunday! JK very clever. :-)

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:21 PM (foa6+)

68 re Rant *watch to the end* sez Dave...

I'd already paused it when she blamed 'the religious right' etc etc, so I resumed, and it was worth it. Lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:21 PM (JOtiF)

69 ---
Heh. the end is great: "Sit the fuck down is the first step towards recovery..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

^^Yes, really made the video.

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:22 PM (foa6+)

70 Hope the Florida convenience store clerk doesn't get fired for bringing a gun to work. He would at a lot of companies.

Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2022 10:22 PM (F6Xpw)

71 À chacun son Zêttai!
Posted by: Zettai

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (T4tVD)

72 Too much to ask for Benny Hill to be on that list.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (5/Hp1)

73 26 And her arguments are well thought out too.

I know, right? She said it so well and so succinctly. I mean who wouldn't be won over by THAT???
Posted by: jewells45

Most important of all, what happened to her hair?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

74 They put some special on the Underground Railroad from last year ahead of the Dick Van Dyke Show? Idiots.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (tp+tP)

75 Seems like it won't be anywhere near that.

Hundreds of "news reports" and editorials have already been pre-written explaining how Floridians killed themselves by opposing the Green New Deal, and how Republicans are responsible for all the deaths.

Without a sufficient body count, all those articles are unusable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

76 ...I'd already paused it when she blamed 'the religious right' etc etc, so I resumed, and it was worth it. Lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:21 PM



That's precisely what I did...

One would think we'd have learned by know!

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (h2JN8)

77 Good evening morons and thanks wd for ont

Gas up overnight 50 cents to $6.79

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (EZebt)

78 Sergeant Bilko.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

79 Scanned the top 100 list. There are about 40 or so that could be dropped off as far as I'm concerned.

The shows on streaming services just can't approach the cultural impact of shows from an earlier era where people actually watched broadcast TV.

Glaring omissions:

If you put Roots on, why not Shogun?

The Prisoner.

The UK version of House of Cards.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (Bw6br)

80 Hundreds of "news reports" and editorials have already been pre-written explaining how Floridians killed themselves by opposing the Green New Deal, and how Republicans are responsible for all the deaths.

Without a sufficient body count, all those articles are unusable.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
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They probably have them written like "Mad Libs" so they can just fill in the blanks when they need a story...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

81 Hundreds of "news reports" and editorials have already been pre-written explaining how Floridians killed themselves by opposing the Green New Deal, and how Republicans are responsible for all the deaths.

Without a sufficient body count, all those articles are unusable.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Maybe they can make a variant of Sit the Fuck Down for the liars in the media.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (ftFVW)

82 Also, since she's so dumb about economics, I'm surprised she isn't just charging everything to her credit card and going her merry way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

83 Gas up overnight 50 cents to $6.79

Time to hang your local gas station operators!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

84 Too much to ask for Benny Hill to be on that list.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (5/Hp1)

What about Your Show of Shows (Sid Caesar), The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Gunsmoke, Have Gun, Will Travel, Carol Burnette?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (bGwcP)

85 Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM



A little French from time to time classes this joint up a bit, don't you think...

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (h2JN8)

86 The Vet/suicide is heart breaking.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (+J0HH)

87 TNG was kind of sappy especially f*cking Wil Wheaton

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (EZebt)

88 86 The Vet/suicide is heart breaking.
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (+J0HH)

Yea it was. I hope he's turning the corner. That broke my heart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:27 PM (6VKyY)

89 Tasha Yar was hawt.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:27 PM (C1rbv)

90 >>>Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

>The Biden Administration's climate change policies are why we're having these catastrophic weather events. Joe has no regard for the common American.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (z+OQR)

91 The UK version of House of Cards.
Posted by: MichiCanuck

I watched the American version right up until Faggy kissed the SS agent. I damn near destroyed the TV.

Why do they have to ghey everything up?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (LsEU/)

92

I know I've watched it, but I cannot recall a single episode of ST:TNG...

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (h2JN8)

93 No Ed Sullivan, no Flintstones, no Texaco Star Theatre, no Playhouse 90, no Alfred Hitchcock, no Rifleman, no Hawaii 5-0, so much stuff missed for crap because it checked a box.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

94 I have Gunsmoke on right now.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (+J0HH)

95 A little French from time to time classes this joint up a bit, don't you think...
Posted by: Zettai


Mostly, but this being the ONT, it merely confuses me....

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (r1z5A)

96 TNG was kind of sappy especially f*cking Wil Wheaton
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (EZebt)


Um, wasn't he underage back then?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (tp+tP)

97 À chacun son Zêttai!
Posted by: Zettai

To each his own Zettai?

Zettai's got a cloning vat!

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (P1f+c)

98 90 >>>Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

>The Biden Administration's climate change policies are why we're having these catastrophic weather events. Joe has no regard for the common American.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (z+OQR)

So, according to them, Hurricane is worser due to climate change. Climate change is due to CO2. Largest CO2 producer by far? China.

So, China is killing Americans....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (oHd/0)

99 ST:TNG really is the UN in space. Instead of Globalism, it's Galaxyism.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)

100 A couple of points on Dave's commentary...

First, the guy on the ground with the dog and 3 cops with rifles surrounding him -- The text sez he had a round in the chamber and *rounds* in the magazine.

But yeah, his decision making skillz were not top notch.

Second, the 15 y.o girl wearing tach gear -- The evidence isn't in yet, but she as well as dear old dad *may* have been firing thru the back window as the they were being pursued. Dad was for sure.

I really can't fault the cops on this one, unless there are lies. Many times, there are lies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (JOtiF)

101 enjoyed the religious right gas price rant. that was teh funneh.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (3CCua)

102 Qunol is my preferred brand of Sit The Fuck Down

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (YWLil)

103 What about Your Show of Shows (Sid Caesar), The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Gunsmoke, Have Gun, Will Travel, Carol Burnette?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (bGwcP)

Since you don't want to go to RS, AOP, Honeymooners, Lucy, and Carol were on the list.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)

104 Chinese CO2 is less bad than Joe American's cow farts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (6VKyY)

105 , and it can be difficult now to watch scenes with Joe Rogan as the station’s electrician without thinking about who and what Rogan has become

Oh FFS. Rogan went from a marginally successful comedic actor to the most important, and best, interviewer working right now.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (ESjRY)

106 Heh has anybody had trouble with the site on ios/safari these past couple of days. the browser complains and shuts and site, I'm guessing it's something funky with one of the ads. I've see this before, it happens for a day or so an then goes away for a long time which is why I suspect something in the transient content

Posted by: havel at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (PRDNR)

107 I watched the American version right up until Faggy kissed the SS agent. I damn near destroyed the TV.

Why do they have to ghey everything up?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (LsEU/)


I would defend it by pointing out that Robin Wright got in on the action too....but on second thought, that's not much of a defense.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (tp+tP)

108 Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

>The Biden Administration's climate change policies are why we're having these catastrophic weather events. Joe has no regard for the common American.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


That idiot can't remember the direction he took to get on stage....expecting him to know history is just cruel.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (r1z5A)

109 Since you don't want to go to RS, AOP, Honeymooners, Lucy, and Carol were on the list.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
---
But they left off Lawrence Welk...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (K5n5d)

110 Sky King

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (anj39)

111 My favorite old-timey show was The Donna Reed Show. Acting was awesome and the story lines were straight from Rockwell's America circa 1955.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)

112 Gas here in ??? is $3.00 and 9/10ths per gallon.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (C1rbv)

113 Why do they have to ghey everything up?


You rang?

Posted by: Neil Gaima adding 15 minutes of dude on dude genie sex for no reason to American Gods at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)

114 The Vet/suicide is heart breaking.
Posted by: Infidel

Dusty in here.

Hopefully he is doing okay now. Boy oh boy.. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (LsEU/)

115 I have Gunsmoke on right now.
Posted by: Infidel
-------

Show after show, I tell the bad guys, 'Do not on Matt Dillon. Do they listen? No.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (S5jV/)

116 Yeah, the Rogan comment was odd, but not surprising. And yet no mention of Andy Dick?

Posted by: Captain Midnight at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (hfOpt)

117 I tell the bad guys, 'Do not on Matt Dillon. Do they listen? No.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


...do not *draw*...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (S5jV/)

118 No Bonanza, no Virginian, no Two Ronnies, no Cribb, no Masterpiece Theater, sheesh, the list maker doesn't know TV.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (7bRMQ)

119 Blah. Whatever Rolling Stone. You're edgy. Maybe put The Last Supper on the cover next month. With all of them hitting a blunt. That'll sell.

That was a flat out awful list. I made it to 90.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (gAzHd)

120 And Donna Reed was not hard on the eyes.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (C1rbv)

121 Since you don't want to go to RS, AOP, Honeymooners, Lucy, and Carol were on the list.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)

why should I give an evil entity the right to install scripts on my computer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (bGwcP)

122 Why are these sketches on my skin?

Posted by: Matt Dillon at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (oTZbj)

123 As a point to consider...

Adding girl on girl action to a show generally adds prurient male interest.

The only people interested in guy on guy action are...gay men. Who are about 1% of the population...and it drives away everyone else.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)

124 has anybody had trouble with the site on ios/safari these past couple of days. the browser complains and shuts and site, I'm guessing it's something funky with one of the ads. I've see this before, it happens for a day or so an then goes away for a long time which is why I suspect something in the transient content
Posted by: havel

On iOS, all browsers are Safari. Apple doesn't allow otherwise.

You can set javascript on or off for each browser.

So install a second browser, even though it's just Safari wearing a fright wig. Turn of scripting on that one, and use it for AoS. No more jacked-up ads trying to melt your phone's battery.

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (P1f+c)

125 Just wait until the Strategic Reserve goes dry. Then $98 woman will have something more to rant about.

Posted by: Kamala at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (xxG/v)

126 TNG was kind of sappy especially f*cking Wil Wheaton
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (EZebt)


Um, wasn't he underage back then?

Cried after every session on the couch too. It was HOT.

Posted by: Some Producer at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

127 100 TV shows and no mention of Firefly or Babylon 5.

But plenty of "who cares?" on the list.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)

128 Qunol is my preferred brand of Sit The Fuck Down
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (YWLil)
===
I think it was George Carlin who did a bit on "F*ckitall" brand of multivitamin. This was when Geritol was a thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (EZebt)

129 Why do they have to ghey everything up?


See the new Quantum Leap?
Totally fu*ked up.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (anj39)

130 Now, however, cops are enforcers and bureaucrats. Their job is to punish non-orthodoxy, to meet quotas and most of all to keep people cowed to make sure that OBEY.

Only you can say that here. After all, its your blog. But anybody other than you gets a huge ear of "Back the Blue" and "Troll".

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (gAzHd)

131 No Rumpole. No Morse. No Miss Jane Marple. No Sherlock Holmes. No Laugh-in. No Bat Man. No The Man From U.N.C.L.E. No Red Skelton. No Mork and Mindy?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (C1rbv)

132 So a few months ago, the daughter of a young woman who was a close friend of my sister all through K-12 was diagnosed with a very large and malignant brain tumor. Poor girl is about 2 or 3, I think. They opened up her head over the summer, got the entire tumor out, but then decided they needed to give her radiation treatments as well to prevent it coming back. No chemo, thankfully.

Last radiation treatment was today. Little girl is doing just fine, has a big grin on her face in the FB pictures, and they don't think the tumor will be coming back.

God still works miracles.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (tp+tP)

133 Any Westerns on the list". Lash Larue", "Hopalong Cassidy", "Wagon Train", "Wanted Dead or Alive", "Gunsmoke", "Have Gun Will Travel", The Rifleman", "The Life and Legend of Wyatt Earp", "Bat Masterson", to name a few. Oh, "The Cisco Kid". "Oh Poncho!". "Oh Cisco!"

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

134 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (O/r0K)

135 But they left off Lawrence Welk...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (K5n5d)

That's right, Perfessor! The bastards!

Good night, sleep tight....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)

136 That was a terrible TV show list...it's like they never even watched TV. No Magnum P.I., no A-Team, no Starsky and Hutch, no Six Million Dollar Man?...WTF!

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (Pf/ob)

137 Off bjing veep sock!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 10:38 PM (xxG/v)

138 On iOS, all browsers are Safari. Apple doesn't allow otherwise.

You can set javascript on or off for each browser.

So install a second browser, even though it's just Safari wearing a fright wig. Turn of scripting on that one, and use it for AoS. No more jacked-up ads trying to melt your phone's battery.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (P1f+c)

Thank you, good idea

Posted by: havel at September 29, 2022 10:38 PM (PRDNR)

139 "this guy made a whole bunch of poor decisions"

That police dog - can't quite tell, but might be a Belgian Malinois. Like our pooch adopted last Spring, so, our new favorite dog. Heckuva cop dog. Great farm dog. Big mass of muscle. And brains. But mostly muscle.

Posted by: mindful webworker - good dog had a good day at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (drn6z)

140 I haven't watched a broadcast TV show in...15 years?

Sure I guess the Simpsons is always on some channel, but with the internet why would you ever watch it?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)

141 I see Nothing on the list Nothing!

Posted by: Sgt Schultz at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (oTZbj)

142 >>>Oh FFS. Rogan went from a marginally successful comedic actor to the most important, and best, interviewer working right now.

>It's weird, huh? The guy was just a meathead MMA announcer and now he has his finger on the pulse of our current culture? Light up another blunt, bro.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (z+OQR)

143 In my younger years, I had a big crush on Agent 99 (Barbara Feldon).

Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (pGonq)

144 And Donna Reed was not hard on the eyes.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (C1rbv)
===
Shelley Fabares too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (EZebt)

145 In my younger years, I had a big crush on Agent 99 (Barbara Feldon).
Posted by: Theodore

"Oh Max. . . . . "

humma humma humma

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:40 PM (LsEU/)

146 So Johnny Carson barely makes in on the list at 91.

That proves that this list is crap.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 10:40 PM (xxG/v)

147 Heh has anybody had trouble with the site on ios/safari these past couple of days. the browser complains and shuts and site, I'm guessing it's something funky with one of the ads. I've see this before, it happens for a day or so an then goes away for a long time which is why I suspect something in the transient content
Posted by: havel at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (PRDNR)

Lots of people trying to view the HQ on their phones have been complaining. I haven't had any problems with this old Win7 PC, or with a Linux PC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:40 PM (bGwcP)

148 >>> 104 Chinese CO2 is less bad than Joe American's cow farts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (6VKyY)

How does he push a cow out of his ass?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 10:41 PM (llON8)

149 Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

The Party of Death expresses its concern. How quaint.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 10:41 PM (wiM5O)

150 Trouble with your browser? Try this simple trick...

Posted by: Toenail Fungus at September 29, 2022 10:41 PM (oTZbj)

151 Oh, and if you want one Joe Rogan moment, here it is;

He is trying oh so hard to be a good boy on national tv and...note the ring girl as well https://youtu.be/JoJw6zQQ-f4?t=106

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

152 Wasn't someone in the horde getting a talkin too with HR ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 07:45 PM (M+Lyo)

It was Pug. He didn't seem worried though.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 29, 2022 07:47 PM (3p4cr)

*From downstairs.*

No worries. It went well. Just the usual HR booshit about being my best self and all that and "reaching out" if I need help. Man I hate that phrase. My boss is cool. He knows me. HR lady is nice, but, well, HR.

I can pretty much coast until retirement, which is the best scenario in a lot of scenarios I envision.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

153 I have two tv shows missing from the top 100 list, St. Elsewhere, and even worse, Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

154 Thank God for that officer.
*wipes tears*

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (2/GgP)

155 Any Westerns on the list". Lash Larue", "Hopalong Cassidy", "Wagon Train", "Wanted Dead or Alive", "Gunsmoke", "Have Gun Will Travel", The Rifleman", "The Life and Legend of Wyatt Earp", "Bat Masterson", to name a few. Oh, "The Cisco Kid". "Oh Poncho!". "Oh Cisco!"

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

Nope. These are city kids, don't know a thing about the west. That's why all these crap city shows are on the list.

They didn't have Tales of Wells Fargo either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)

156 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down

Can't without logging in to twitter. Fuck off, twitter.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (wiM5O)

157 ...The only people interested in guy on guy action are...gay men. Who are about 1% of the population...and it drives away everyone else.
Posted by: Obligatory at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM



I'd read somewhere that lesbians are great consumers of ghey (male) pr0n...

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (fBOzH)

158 127 100 TV shows and no mention of Firefly or Babylon 5.

But plenty of "who cares?" on the list.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)

B5> TNG/DS9. It was that good.

Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (kMCI0)

159 Sit the Fuck Down and the night time supplement Shut the Fuck Up. A cold dose of fucking reality for the clinically insane.

Meds to live by.

Or not.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (BFigT)

160 In my younger years, I had a big crush on Agent 99 (Barbara Feldon).

Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (pGonq)

The long hair was a better look for her.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)

161 My reflex when I watch a movie or TV paint the LEOs as the villains is still "Oh SURE", but now, especially if its Fibbies or other Federal LEOs as the villains, I remind myself that "oh yeah, after watching the deep state, attack Trump for daring to represent 'muricans, rather than the the beltway and donor class, this is totally believable"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (3cGpq)

162 I know it's petty but the last meme, magazines would have worked as well and been accurate. "Clips" is just a pet peeve of mine.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (CLfqv)

163 Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history

The Party of Death expresses its concern. How quaint.
Posted by: t-bird

It was meant as a hopeful message, not concern. Is Jackie here? I guess she's not here.

Posted by: Joey B at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (ftFVW)

164 Hazel had what Mr. Baxter needed in the midnight hour.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)

165 Early night.

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)

166 As someone who has called the VA suicide hotline once upon a time, there are some angels that work those phone lines.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (2/GgP)

167 Now, however, cops are enforcers and bureaucrats.

*waits for lightning strike*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (EZebt)

168 >>> 158 127 100 TV shows and no mention of Firefly or Babylon 5.

But plenty of "who cares?" on the list.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)

B5> TNG/DS9. It was that good.
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (kMCI0)

DaveInFla Johnson and redchief Johnson are right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (llON8)

169 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by self-defense.
Posted by: WeirdDave

But seriously, what self-respecting Texan calls 9mm ammo "shells"?

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (P1f+c)

170 Johnny Carson is at 91 while the unfunny John Stewart is at 66.

Did these idiots ever watch Carson?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (xxG/v)

171 Posted by: Diogenes

hey dude! had dinner with the local field artillery association chapter. had a guest speaker talking about ling range precision strike weapons being fielded at Sill as prototypes. nice people. not like a bunch of stick in the mud remf duckhunters i usually hangout with. i'm considering joining the FA association now.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (3CCua)

172 Gas in Oregon's Willamette Valley went from $4.39 to $5.69, like all at once! I've been stocking up. Have a 100 gallon round tank like you see on the sides of the big rigs. Now half full. Figure that when the balloon finally goes up, it will provide fuel for the last-minute errands and firewood gathering.

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at September 29, 2022 10:46 PM (gWAUD)

173 God still works miracles.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (tp+tP)

b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:46 PM (EZebt)

174 Sure, that's a Rolling Stone TV list. Not written by people who have much history with actual television.

Since TV is old enough now to have several "golden eras," one list will always be an insult. They should always be set up by genre or time period. There were a lot of minor gems, prototypes, short-run masterpieces. Lots more then than now.

We saw "The Defenders" as just an updated Perry Mason, but later I realized that without EG Marshall there would never have been all those hip later court procedurals. I especially liked Robert Loggia in "T.H.E. Cat" (he owned a jazz club). Checkmate seemed intelligent, and you never hear it mentioned any more. Not long ago "Blue Light" came up, with Robert Goulet(!) as a show-biz spy in Nazi Germany. The fun bit is that books that were Official Secreted decades later render some of the plots surprisingly plausible. No love for "Follow The Sun"?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 29, 2022 10:46 PM (x61Im)

175 I think it was George Carlin who did a bit on "F*ckitall" brand of multivitamin. This was when Geritol was a thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Robin Williams Live on Broadway. Great set also included his amazing explanation of golf and what a woman sees when a man goes down on her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (MGB5H)

176 170 Johnny Carson is at 91 while the unfunny John Stewart is at 66.

Did these idiots ever watch Carson?

Posted by: Sasquatch


Not old enough to have seen Carson. But probably conceived during the opening monologue.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (oTZbj)

177 Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history


And if it isn't, he will make sure it winds up that way. Watch all those federal support airplanes wind up in...oh...Afghanistan.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (anj39)

178 Maverick was great too. Even the episodes with Roger Moore as Beauregard Maverick.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (C1rbv)

179 Only you can say that here. After all, its your blog. But anybody other than you gets a huge ear of "Back the Blue" and "Troll".

You're free to say anything you want. I'm not made of glass. You also apparently missed the last paragraph of that segment.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (GpUUo)

180 Me and Mrs. Wilson
We have thing
going on

Posted by: An Older Dennis Mitchell at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (4I/2K)

181 Gas in Oregon's Willamette Valley went from $4.39 to $5.69, like all at once!
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker

Ouch!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)

182 welcome to Florida fucker and allow me to introduce you to the gators....

//Florida Man
Posted by: sven

Ooh, that reminded me, Miami Vice wasn't on that list was it? In one of the first episodes, something threateninghappened in a courtroom, and the judge whips out his shotgun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

183 Sure, that's a Rolling Stone TV list. Not written by people who have much history with actual television.
___

Which is why I didn't bother clicking on the list.

It's bad enough I'm forced to deal with zennials' inanity as it is, I'm not going to look for it.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (2/GgP)

184 It was meant as a hopeful message, not concern. Is Jackie here? I guess she's not here.
Posted by: Joey B


Better fly down and check up on Janet Reno.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:49 PM (r1z5A)

185 Work sent out a text that after being in the path of a hurricane, everything is back to normal tomorrow.

I love Florida.

"Worst hurricane of all time!"

Shut down for one day.

Hell we weren't even shut down, just worked from home.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:50 PM (5p7BC)

186 Not old enough to have seen Carson. But probably conceived during the opening monologue.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (oTZbj)


I bet it was the show Doris Day was a guest.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:50 PM (anj39)

187 Dave in Fla - that's awesome, glad you're safe

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (RG7Wy)

188 LOL. I remember tuning in to see Johnny Carson on a Friday night, because I was in school and didn't usually stay up that late and it was hilarious. Not the the monologue jokes were funny. But because they weren't.

He bombed.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (C1rbv)

189 I'm not going through the list again, but I don't remember seeing "The Beverly Hillbillies" there.

Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (pGonq)

190 No UFO? Purple-haired moonbase chicks in silvery miniskirts rocked!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)

191 As someone who has called the VA suicide hotline once upon a time, there are some angels that work those phone lines.

And for that, we are all grateful.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 10:52 PM (Xrfse)

192 I think you should be at least 29 to make a best of list.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

193 Oh good point, Miami Vice not on the list.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:53 PM (5p7BC)

194 Going to admit to being older than 29.
Mr Lucky?
Peter Gunn?
Yancey Derringer?
Any of those on the list?
I didn't look because Rolling Stone can ESADIAF.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 29, 2022 10:53 PM (P+D9B)

195 I'm not going through the list again, but I don't remember seeing "The Beverly Hillbillies" there.
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (pGonq)


Or Bewitched. Or The Brady Bunch. Or I Dream of Jeannie. Or Gilligan's Island. F*ck that list, actually.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:53 PM (tp+tP)

196 ...no Dukes of Hazzard, no Barney Miller, no Night Court, no Fantasy Island, no Love Boat...

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (Pf/ob)

197 I saw that RS list linked on another site the other day. Noticed in the comments no Scrubs. Whelp thats a crime, wont be clicking on that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (MGB5H)

198 Not old enough to have seen Carson. But probably conceived during the opening monologue.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (oTZbj)
===

You're too young to know about sex.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (EZebt)

199 >>>Biden: Hurricane Ian "could be the deadliest" in Florida’s history


>This is the perfect opportunity for the Biden Administration and the democrats to tax, spend and lie. And maybe pass some legislation for more money laundering and extortion.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (z+OQR)

200 What! No Barney Miller?

Or Night Court?

Or F Troop?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (C1rbv)

201 The video of the dumb*ss who was plugged before he shot the K-9 was a feel-good story. Fido got some chew toy action in there.

Posted by: fly gal at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (6CtMt)

202 Wait...there was a adaptation of Grendel coming and I didnt hear about it?

https://variety. com/2022/tv/ news/grendel-comic- book-tv-adaptation-netflix-1235385199/

Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (kMCI0)

203 The suicide hotline vid is something
God bless them both

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (p/nbH)

204 And for that, we are all grateful.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___

Thanks. : )

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (2/GgP)

205 Of course Wesley Crusher was underage. That's why they had that episode where he met the traveling NAMBLA rep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (r46W7)

206 Mrs D is watching NCIS (she taped it)
Gawd! What the heck happened to it? It sucks!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)

207 The suicide hotline vid is something
God bless them both
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (2/GgP)

208 I think you should be at least 29 to make a best of list.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

But *how* 29 are we talking? Even the slightly advanced 29s probably watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as kids.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)

209 Shit. Doris Day. Everyone wanted to be her lover.

And then she goes on Carson bra-less and rubs our noses in it.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (C1rbv)

210 ..As someone who has called the VA suicide hotline once upon a time, there are some angels that work those phone lines. Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (2/GgP)

Hillary Clinton once called the Suicide Hotline, but only to inquire if they were running a Two for One Special, and if they'd deliver to Ft. Marcy Park.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (e6UQI)

211 No Happy Days?!?...how can you not have Happy Days?

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (Pf/ob)

212 No to every show listed in the last few comments.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (7bRMQ)

213 hey dude! had dinner with the local field artillery association chapter.
-------

Saw a guy wearing a T-shirt the other day, on the front was the name of some artillery outfit or another, on the back, 'You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (esps4)

214 heh... *They* are "Not old enough to have seen Carson."


I watched regularly. He was the greatest.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:57 PM (oTZbj)

215 Hillary Clinton once called the Suicide Hotline, but only to inquire if they were running a Two for One Special, and if they'd deliver to Ft. Marcy Park.
Posted by: Jim

Well, that's the thread. Pack up and wait for Pixy.

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:57 PM (P1f+c)

216 lol Jim.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:57 PM (2/GgP)

217 "Giorgia Meloni's crew are sponsored by the Aspen Group, a Rockefeller outfit. Political opposition is just pure theatre"

"insider?" political friend posted this, does make me wonder. "The globalists" have multiple levers of power, but hard to discern good from evil.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (Cus5s)

218 Lists like that only serve to annoy.

What of Beavis and Butthead??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)

219 But *how* 29 are we talking? Even the slightly advanced 29s probably watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as kids.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Tommy the Green Ranger for the win. Did have a crush on Amy Jo Johnson as the Pink Ranger back in the day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (MGB5H)

220 18 Rockford Files at #93? Insanity!

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (KouR0)
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The problem with all those 'List of best ....." is that the content is already subjective, then to go and put the items in some sort of priority order, itself subjective, means we end up with a meaningless article. Never try to rank items such as songs, movies, TV shows, etc. I looked at that list and there are many which I've never even heard of. No two people will ever agree on the same order of such a large list. Think about it, we each have our own tastes and reasons for liking a show.
I noticed Leno's Tonight Show was missing.

Posted by: Ciampino - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (qfLjt)

221 The suspect was her father, who had kidnapped her. He got in a shootout with police, and she broke cover and was killed.



Except it rare cases of documented abuse, there should never be an Amber Alert issued over a parent taking their child.

You can't kidnap your own kid, and far too often fathers are denied parental rights by the same judges that lock up J6 protesters, approve Mir-a-lago raids, order children into state custody because a parent objects to tranny surgery and more.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (RQLAD)

222 No to every show listed in the last few comments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It was "greatest shows," not "best shows." Subtly different.

So Dukes of Hazzard should be there. How many other TV shows have clothing named for them?

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (P1f+c)

223 In addition to the obvious misses on the listing, the rankings are for shit.
"Twilight Zone" was the best written, acted, and thought provoking series to have aired.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)

224 Thanks. : )

Right back at ya. Straight from the heart.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (Xrfse)

225 But *how* 29 are we talking? Even the slightly advanced 29s probably watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as kids.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)

Spring 29. You know, spring, summer fall and winter 29 like.

If you watched Scooby, you're old enough.

ps. the best Scooby episode was the one with Batman and Robin, and the one with Jerry Reed.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:00 PM (7bRMQ)

226 This is the perfect opportunity for the Biden Administration and the democrats to tax, spend and lie. And maybe pass some legislation for more money laundering and extortion.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
-----

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at September 29, 2022 11:00 PM (esps4)

227 Stupid puppet shows like Thunderbirds were better than some shows on that list.

Heh, forgot about that UFO show. Loved it as a kid.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 11:00 PM (5p7BC)

228 Wagons, OOOOOHHHH.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:01 PM (+J0HH)

229 Airwolf not on the list. Travesty.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 11:01 PM (oTZbj)

230 Ultraman >> Power Rangers

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)

231 But *how* 29 are we talking? Even the slightly advanced 29s probably watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as kids.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)

I saw it by osmosis. Sons were fans. I was not. At all.

But they also liked Animaniacs and Dexter's Laboratory, and Freakazoid, so that made up for it.

I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. That was when the Cartoon network did not suck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)

232 hey dude! had dinner with the local field artillery association chapter.
-------

Saw a guy wearing a T-shirt the other day, on the front was the name of some artillery outfit or another, on the back, 'You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (esps4)
***

I have my St Barbara's medal hanging in the Den of Diogenes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)

233 McCaulay Culkin could defend his home with a wrench, a couple binder clips and some pasta.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (h1jJh)

234 As much as I detest Rolling Stone magazine, and the fact that I take umbrage at a lot of their rankings. That article was fun to read.

I really enjoyed some of the stills they used to highlight the shows:
- I loved the one of Joan and Don at the bar
- MTM and DVD was sweet
- Clare Danes has always made my heart melt

The whole thing was a pictorial time capsule. I enjoyed it...which really surprised me.

Posted by: Fievel and gang at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)

235 In addition to the obvious misses on the listing, the rankings are for shit.
"Twilight Zone" was the best written, acted, and thought provoking series to have aired.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
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It helps when you are adapting some of the most awesome short stories ever written....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (K5n5d)

236 218 Lists like that only serve to annoy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
----------------

Yes. I used to work for a publication and we ranked a top 20 once a week. The meeting for that was so stupid. Fifteen minutes on why such and such should be rated 13 instead of 14. OMG, throw a dart or throw me out the window please.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (RG7Wy)

237 /off Fievel sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)

238 There are plenty of clips of Carson on YT. The idiots could have watched a few of them before they made their list.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (xxG/v)

239 It was "greatest shows," not "best shows." Subtly different.

So Dukes of Hazzard should be there. How many other TV shows have clothing named for them?

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (P1f+c)

Ok, but if the shows are crap, they're not the greatest either.

Hey! Where's the Dean Martin show?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (7bRMQ)

240 I didn't check out the top 100. Was St. Elsewhere on there? One of my favorite shows of all time. Don't watch TV anymore but I always thought it was unique, in many ways.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (Xrfse)

241 233 McCaulay Culkin could defend his home with a wrench, a couple binder clips and some pasta.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks


Child's play. And about that list...

Posted by: McGiver at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (oTZbj)

242 But they also liked Animaniacs and Dexter's Laboratory, and Freakazoid, so that made up for it.

I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. That was when the Cartoon network did not suck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
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Watched the complete series of Animaniacs recently. That show was pure genius. It would *NEVER* be made today...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (K5n5d)

243 hey dude! had dinner with the local field artillery association chapter.
-------

Hey dude! Shoulda been on the list. And Salute Your Shorts.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (MGB5H)

244 Except it rare cases of documented abuse, there should never be an Amber Alert issued over a parent taking their child.

You can't kidnap your own kid, and far too often fathers are denied parental rights by the same judges that lock up J6 protesters, approve Mir-a-lago raids, order children into state custody because a parent objects to tranny surgery and more.

I'm sympathetic to your point of view, but in this case he killed her mother before taking the girl. That does raise the level of seriousness.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (GpUUo)

245 The Avengers

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (5p7BC)

246 That chick is mad because she doesn't know how anything works

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (h1jJh)

247 Tommy the Green Ranger for the win. Did have a crush on Amy Jo Johnson as the Pink Ranger back in the day.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Oh, Tommy, was a dreamboat (to a much younger hobbit). My sister always liked Billy, the nerdy blue guy, but I figured I wasn't actually getting any of them so set my sights high.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (ftFVW)

248 217 "Giorgia Meloni's crew are sponsored by the Aspen Group, a Rockefeller outfit. Political opposition is just pure theatre"

"insider?" political friend posted this, does make me wonder. "The globalists" have multiple levers of power, but hard to discern good from evil.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (Cus5s)

Unfortunately, she was / is a backer of the "Green Card ID Program".

I don't know what to make of her...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (BgMrQ)

249 Watched the complete series of Animaniacs recently. That show was pure genius. It would *NEVER* be made today...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at

They had new seasons on hulu in 20 and 21. Not sure if there is to be a third.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (MGB5H)

250 Egg freezing is not a bad idea for really young women, the eggs being old and few is the main reason for failure.

Ovarian tissue freezing ( a wedge of the ovary is removed and later reimplanted is already being used used for young cancer patients.

It may someday be used to delay menopause.
I

Posted by: Sarahw at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (g1vnC)

251 m sympathetic to your point of view, but in this case he killed her mother before taking the girl. That does raise the level of seriousness.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2022

I'd qualify that as a documented case of abuse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2022 11:06 PM (RQLAD)

252 "Is 6 Hours Of Sleep Really Enough? Science Has A Very Clear Answer"

Clicked on the link and was confronted with huge wall of words. Can't they just put the salient bullet points up top? It's as if writers think we want to enjoy their effusive introductory smirkitude before slowly, teasingly unveiling the content. Ain nobuddy got time fer dat.

No reflection on our marvelous ONT post's author.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I saw salient bullet points open for guns n roses in an alternate timeline at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (drn6z)

253 Animaniacs was more for us GenX parents than for the kids.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (2/GgP)

254 Heh. Just discovered my cat puked in my office chair...Lovely.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (K5n5d)

255 201 The video of the dumb*ss who was plugged before he shot the K-9 was a feel-good story. Fido got some chew toy action in there.
Posted by: fly gal at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (6CtMt)

i love watching videos where the cops send in the dog. People bleed when the cute doggie clamps down on their leg.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

256 207 The suicide hotline vid is something
God bless them both
___

Amen.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (2/GgP)

Amen and Amen. And I am so grateful for the angel you talked to, SMH. God bless that person for being there for you. We need you here!!

Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (JrN/x)

257 It helps when you are adapting some of the most awesome short stories ever written....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Heh, "Amazing Stories" shoulda taken notes, though there were some memorable episodes.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A)

258 No listing for CHIPS, Emergency!, Adam-12? List is fooked.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

259 202 Wait...there was a adaptation of Grendel coming and I didnt hear about it?

https://variety. com/2022/tv/ news/grendel-comic- book-tv-adaptation-netflix-1235385199/
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (kMCI0)
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I used to read this comic -- uh, I mean graphic novel. The Comico years, "Devil's Legacy". I should dig them up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

260 Ovarian tissue freezing ( a wedge of the ovary is removed and later reimplanted is already being used used for young cancer patients.

It may someday be used to delay menopause.
___

Too late for me, besides, I only have one ovary, since the other blew up to be the size of a melon.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (2/GgP)

261 Dinosaurs.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (oTZbj)

262 Honey West.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Qzn2/)

263 Heh. Just discovered my cat puked in my office chair...Lovely.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Sure...the cat...ok....

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)

264 It may someday be used to delay menopause.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (g1vnC)

Doesn't seem wise, to me. Better to keep them grateful.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (7bRMQ)

265 Lost In Space.

Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (oTZbj)

266 Heh. Just discovered my cat puked in my office chair...Lovely.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not just your chair, ach, ach, yurp!

Posted by: Naughty Kitty at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (ftFVW)

267 Oh, Tommy, was a dreamboat (to a much younger hobbit). My sister always liked Billy, the nerdy blue guy, but I figured I wasn't actually getting any of them so set my sights high.
Posted by: She Hobbit

I always laughed at how the black guy was the black ranger and the Asian girl was the yellow ranger. They of course had to change that for the semi recent movie reboot which I will still ride for.

Also funfact, Tommy went on to be an MMA fighter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (MGB5H)

268 Pinky and the Brain should be Nr 1.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

269 Animaniacs was more for us GenX parents than for the kids.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (2/GgP)

As was Loony Tunes. My Grandpa loved Loony Tunes. And he had a color TV. Man, he had a great booming laugh. I still miss him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)

270 Regarding Mr. "My Taurus helps me compensate for my poor decision-making:"

Funny how the dog shooters go ballistic when someone points a gun at their dog.

Posted by: Steven at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (+eUEt)

271 Watched the complete series of Animaniacs recently. That show was pure genius. It would *NEVER* be made today...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Helloooooo, Nurse!

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (P1f+c)

272 There was an brief, undistinguished sci fi show called Quark I watched as a kid. I did not dream this but have met no one who's ever heard of it, so there is no proof I didn't dream it. I'm sure there is internet proof but I'm lazy.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)

273 I always loved animation - watched Johnny Quest when it was first broadcast and kept watching all of them. The most wonderfully demented animated series of all time was Invader Zim.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)

274 Combat

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (anj39)

275 Moki! Thank you.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (2/GgP)

276 252 Posted by: mindful webworker - I saw salient bullet points open for guns n roses in an alternate timeline at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (drn6z)

I average 6.25 hours a sleep during normal times and as little as 4.25 when I am in the field.

Now, admittedly it is harder as I age and I am prone to going into "the Odin sleep" at the end of rotations....

I think some people *really* really need/want 8 to be the minimum "normal."

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (Lzpvj)

277 207 The suicide hotline vid is something
God bless them both
___

Amen.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (2/GgP)

Amen and Amen. And I am so grateful for the angel you talked to, SMH. God bless that person for being there for you. We need you here!!
Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (JrN/x)

This.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (4I/2K)

278 Pinky and the Brain should be Nr 1.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM



Phineas And Ferb...

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:12 PM (N+ExU)

279 260 Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (2/GgP)

Wife had both but was missing a fallopian tube....she had her beaten up freefloater removed a few years before her hysterectomy.

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)

280 Quark was wonderful- too bad it didnt last long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)

281 Combat

+1

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 11:13 PM (Xrfse)

282 As was Loony Tunes. My Grandpa loved Loony Tunes. And he had a color TV. Man, he had a great booming laugh. I still miss him.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___

So did my Gammy.

Spent many a Saturday Morning watching the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show with her, eating cinnamon toast.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:13 PM (2/GgP)

283
How are you doing?
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (2/GgP)

Doing pretty good! I cooked dinner last night, for the first time in six weeks. My husband has been taking on KP duty and has been doing an amazing job, so it was nice to give him a rest. How's the family?

Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (JrN/x)

284 There was an brief, undistinguished sci fi show called Quark I watched as a kid. I did not dream this but have met no one who's ever heard of it, so there is no proof I didn't dream it. I'm sure there is internet proof but I'm lazy.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)
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Starring Richard Benjamin. What a fart that show was.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (EZebt)

285 There was an brief, undistinguished sci fi show called Quark I watched as a kid. I did not dream this but have met no one who's ever heard of it, so there is no proof I didn't dream it. I'm sure there is internet proof but I'm lazy.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)

Richard Benjamin was the star. Loved it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (7bRMQ)

286 50 You scatter the shells on the floor so you can hear where the perp is, then throw the wrench at him. As long as he's not a dodgeball champion, you should win.

If that doesn't work, you attach the clips to your nipples, making you scream loud enough to cause the neighbors to show up with firearms.

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)
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I remember posting the link to this a few days ago and at the time considered if replacing the clips with magazines such as Time and Nat Geo would be as funny.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

287 223 In addition to the obvious misses on the listing, the rankings are for shit.
"Twilight Zone" was the best written, acted, and thought provoking series to have aired.
Posted by: Some Rat

The most fun in watching Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents is seeing actors who later became important movie stars, like Dennis Hopper and Robert Duvall.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

288 Colonel Travis - you may in fact be insane and/or delusional, but I also remember "Quark." Richard Benjamin was the captain of an intergalactic garbage truck, and his first officer was a humanoid vegetable.

Posted by: PabloD at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (RCUN8)

289 287 Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

What

am

I

Chopped

Liver?

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (Lzpvj)

290 83 Gas up overnight 50 cents to $6.79

Time to hang your local gas station operators!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

Saw 2.999 at two off-brand stations this evening. Name brands were 3.079 to 3.149.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (qyH+l)

291 So the MSM posted up at first light with the Sheriff of Lee County stating that there were "Hundreds" of fatalities in his county.

They did not state his name.

They did not state how this number was derived from.

Just they MSM with a very evil "Knives Out" smear attempt at Gov. DeSantis. Later debunked.

This is how Demoncrates play these days.

You have been warned.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (J00IM)

292 Re The vet on the hotline

Pooky had an assessment with a VA contractor for disability unemployment this past Monday. They made sure he knew not just the VA hotline number but also the new 988. It can get rough sometimes.

Posted by: pookysgirl, heart breaking at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (XKZwp)

293 Wife had both but was missing a fallopian tube....she had her beaten up freefloater removed a few years before her hysterectomy.
Posted by: sven
___

Only have the ovary and uterus, no tubes.

The freefloater I'll keep for the time being, since it still serves a purpose.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (2/GgP)

294 //Bill Shatner

missed the punchline....

must need another 1hr and 3/4s

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (Lzpvj)

295 293 Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (2/GgP)

her freefloater was beat all to hell, damn near left her body during a hernia surgery.

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:16 PM (Lzpvj)

296 ...This is how Demoncrates play these days.

You have been warned.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM



You noticed!

+1

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (N+ExU)

297 I always loved animation - watched Johnny Quest when it was first broadcast and kept watching all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

For my money, JQ had the greatest intro music ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (LsEU/)

298 "Is 6 Hours Of Sleep Really Enough? Science Has A Very Clear Answer"

Clicked on the link and was confronted with huge wall of words. Can't they just put the salient bullet points up top? It's as if writers think we want to enjoy their effusive introductory smirkitude before slowly, teasingly unveiling the content. Ain nobuddy got time fer dat.
Posted by: mindful webworker

So an article about the dangers of the lack of sleep is written in such a way as to put you to sleep?

Sneaky, ain't they?

Posted by: mikeskzzzzzz at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (P1f+c)

299
Heh, forgot about that UFO show. Loved it as a kid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

UFO is on the Roku channel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)

300 Combat

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (anj39)

Rat Patrol.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (bGwcP)

301 For my money, JQ had the greatest intro music ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (LsEU/)

*Speed Racer has entered the chat*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (4I/2K)

302 Please join me in a community moment of silence as we mourn our latest national tragedy. Trevor Noah is leaving "The Daily Show" after hosting it for 7 years. #TrevorStrong. We are a resilient people.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (mSifz)

303 her freefloater was beat all to hell, damn near left her body during a hernia surgery.
Posted by: sven
___

So glad your wife is okay, but I laughed at the mental image of an ovary trying to flee a body.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (2/GgP)

304 56 Been pondering this today:

We deal with the aftermath because we have to.

No one's dealing with the beforemath.

It was a slow day, okay?

Posted by: mindful webworker - preponderantly ponderer at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (drn6z)
----
aftermath, beforemath, duringmath, I thought we didn't do Math here.

Posted by: Ciampino --- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (qfLjt)

305 Only have the ovary and uterus, no tubes

----------

You snooty bitches with the ovaries and uterus.

Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)

306 272 There was an brief, undistinguished sci fi show called Quark I watched as a kid. I did not dream this but have met no one who's ever heard of it, so there is no proof I didn't dream it. I'm sure there is internet proof but I'm lazy.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)

*********

We, too, have a series called Quark. It's about what dabo girls do in their time off.

Posted by: Brazzers at September 29, 2022 11:19 PM (xxG/v)

307 "Here's my chance to escape freefloatng hell!"

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:19 PM (2/GgP)

308 263 Heh. Just discovered my cat puked in my office chair...Lovely.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Sure...the cat...ok....
Posted by: Some Rat

Get a dog. They clean it up for you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

309

Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (N+ExU)

310 You snooty bitches with the ovaries and uterus.
Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)
___

Suck it.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (2/GgP)

311 299 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)

UFO is on youtube....

https://youtu.be/Q1XOacWCbuo

Part of the Space 1999 universe, which looking back on it with adult eyes strikes me as being as smiley faced fascist as the United Federation of Planets....

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (Lzpvj)

312 Re: Sleep. Doc said "What's normal for you is normal."

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

313 Suck it.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (2/GgP)

------------

Get in line, sister.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM (Qzn2/)

314

Errr, greatEST

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM (N+ExU)

315 You snooty bitches with the ovaries and uterus.
Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine

Menstruating people are the best bloody people of all. I think. Where was I going with this?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM (ftFVW)

316 This thread requires Organization and DISCIPLINE!

Posted by: Miklos Meloni, Future Italian at September 29, 2022 11:22 PM (AWztB)

317 Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (N+ExU)

He tasted good.

Posted by: The Aardvark at September 29, 2022 11:22 PM (7bRMQ)

318
For my money, JQ had the greatest intro music ever.
Posted by: Tonypete

Claymation style

https://youtu.be/t98PQws_3Y8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:22 PM (63Dwl)

319 But I like mid-day naps because...yes.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:23 PM (J00IM)

320 303 Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (2/GgP)

The surgeon who swear to God was "Doctor Razer" broke his bedside manner after a long surgery when he came to brief me....

he smiled looked serious and then laughed, he brought in every medical student at the pavilion to observe.

He said "your wife is one of the toughest people I know she worked out with a hernia getting three hundreds on her PT test for a year with an ovary trying to go through the tear."

Apologized for his lapse of composure and noticed I damn near fainted from visualizing what she had gone through.

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:23 PM (Lzpvj)

321 Honey west! I was too young to remember (or maybe even watch) the substance of the show, but I think I remember the opening- didn’t she have a tiger? And a dramatic beauty mark?

Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2022 11:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

322 Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai

Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:24 PM (LsEU/)

323 The List:
I didn't see Happy Days, Gilligan's Island or Cosby Show. I also enjoyed In Living Color and Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: Ciampino --- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

324 The most fun in watching Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents is seeing actors who later became important movie stars, like Dennis Hopper and Robert Duvall.
Posted by: nerdygirl

The Wagon Train I'm watching has a very young Linda Evans in it. B&W

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:24 PM (+J0HH)

325 My ol man liked The Silent Service.
Being a navy chief on subs during the war, watching that show with him was like sitting in on an after action review.
And I learned some new words!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (anj39)

326 ...Where was I going with this?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM



Far enough already?

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (N+ExU)

327 Top 100 TV shows didn't include any westerns: Gunsmoke, Bonanza, Maverick, Rawhide.

Posted by: Cosda at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (rhJU8)

328 For my money, JQ had the greatest intro music ever.
Posted by: Tonypete

*Speed Racer has entered the chat*
Posted by: Count de Monet

Poseurs, please!

Posted by: George Jetson at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)

329 I forgot about Underdog. lol

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (+J0HH)

330 Menstruating people are the best bloody people of all. I think. Where was I going with this?
Posted by: She Hobbit


Don't know, but if you could drop me off at the next rest stop. That would be great.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

331 Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai

Don't be so sure.

Posted by: Richard "Miklos" Feynman at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (AWztB)

332 Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai

Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?
Posted by: Tonypete

Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:26 PM (mSifz)

333 Apologized for his lapse of composure and noticed I damn near fainted from visualizing what she had gone through.
Posted by: sven
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:26 PM (2/GgP)

334 Space: 1999 and UFO were both by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. The production value was vaguely fascist. After all it was about a huge government-corporate conspiracy to keep secret combat against alien invaders.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (EZebt)

335
Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai

Voiced by Ernest T. Bass

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)

336 As was Loony Tunes. My Grandpa loved Loony Tunes. And he had a color TV. Man, he had a great booming laugh. I still miss him.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___

I loved Loony Tunes. When I was younger, I had a roommate who was a speech therapist. Loony Tunes was controversial with those people because a lot of the comedy was based on characters having speech disorders. Fortunately, in those days, there wasn't as much cancel culture so Loony Tunes got away with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

337 Police Officers have transitioned from Peace Officers to Compliance and Tax Officers.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (CPe1/)

338 Gas in Oregon's Willamette Valley went from $4.39 to $5.69, like all at once!
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker

Ouch!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)

In Texas it went from 2.89 to 3.15 this week. FJB.

Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

339 Claymation style




Ohh Nooooo

Posted by: Mr. Bill at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (AWztB)

340 272 There was an brief, undistinguished sci fi show called Quark

Richard Benjamin. He had a pair of twins in the crew.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (nC+QA)

341 Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai

Aeon Flux.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (MGB5H)

342 Johnny Quest grew up, went to Faber College and joined Delta House.

true story

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (cupoy)

343 Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Didn't they superimpose moving lips on Clutch's face when he 'talked'?

So bad it was good.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (LsEU/)

344 Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!

Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Note to self. Read the entire sentence before replying.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (mSifz)

345 Voiced by Ernest T. Bass
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

You said no throwing rocks, Sheriff.

That was a brick!

Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos Bass-Angley at September 29, 2022 11:29 PM (AWztB)

346 Note to self. Read the entire sentence before replying.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Same. Doh!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (MGB5H)

347 123 As a point to consider...

Adding girl on girl action to a show generally adds prurient male interest.

The only people interested in guy on guy action are...gay men. Who are about 1% of the population...and it drives away everyone else.
Posted by: Obligatory
------
Meh. I'd rather not see any of that shit. The missus and I normally dvr a few shoes so we can power through the stoopid or propaganda commercials but the NCIS show bleed over into NCIS Hawaii (hate when they do that and despise NCIS Hawaii) and wouldn't you know that had a lesbian relationship in the plot and lip lock during the show which had absolutely ZERO to do with the episode. They include it just because. Turned it off immediately.

I would have thought the same with any romance as it has NOTHING to do with the plot... why must directors/producers feel they MUST include stuff like that... it's not like I'm watching porn then I wouldn't care if there was a plot or not. And big networks wonder why their ratings are continually in the toilet..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (+ldAm)

348 The self defense meme: how it works.
1 Pinch crook's nose shut with clip#1.
2 When crook opens his mouth to breathe, jam the 9mm wrench in his mouth, and fill his mouth with shells.
3 Use clip #2 to pinch the crook's lips shut, causing crook to choke on the macaroni.

Works every time!

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (eWQHi)

349 Johnny Carson with Old Man Blotner. I worked at that site as my first assignment.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (qyH+l)

350 Didn't they superimpose moving lips on Clutch's face when he 'talked'?
___

For some reason, that really creeped me out as a kid.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (2/GgP)

351 The List:
Forgot Dinosaurs and Jimmy Neutron, two of the best shows ever (in my opinion). JN was also educational for kids.

Posted by: Ciampino - -- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

352 I am sleepy already. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (bGwcP)

353 G'nite. Catch y'all on the rebound.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (Xrfse)

354 Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!
Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Zettai

Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?
Posted by: Tonypete

Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:26 PM (mSifz)

I'd say myself, but I seldom spoke.

Posted by: The Pink Panther at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (7bRMQ)

355
What has the "religious right" to do with the price of gasoline?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (pNxlR)

356 Niters, BFD.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (2/GgP)

357 Forgot Dinosaurs and Jimmy Neutron, two of the best shows ever (in my opinion). JN was also educational for kids.
Posted by: Ciampino

NOT THE MAMA!
-Baby

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:32 PM (MGB5H)

358 I am sleepy already. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Bonne nuit.

Posted by: Mikleuse de l'Acadie at September 29, 2022 11:32 PM (AWztB)

359 Note to self. Read the entire sentence before replying.
Posted by: Lost In Space


Where's the fun in that?!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A)

360 Didn't they superimpose moving lips on Clutch's face when he 'talked'? So bad it was good. Posted by: Tonypete

Yes. "Airing in 1959-60, Clutch Cargo was unlike any other cartoon, thanks to the miracle of "Syncro-Vox" animation."

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bkf96

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (mSifz)

361 Didn't check the top tv shows list, but I feel safe in presuming My Mother the Car was featured prominently.

You know, the original pitch meeting was for My Mother the Hearse. Then they dropped the hearse but adapted the theme song for a similar show about a talking horse.
The original lyrics…
♪ A hearse is a hearse of curse of curse
And no one can talk to a hearse of curse...

Posted by: mindful webworker - wilbur? at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (drn6z)

362 Niters, BFD.
Posted by: SMH

Aussi

Posted by: Mikleuse de l'Acadie at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (AWztB)

363 Johnny Quest grew up, went to Faber College and joined Delta House.

true story
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (cupoy)


And he was Pre Med.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (anj39)

364 Phineas And Ferb was definitely written by people who grew up in the 80s. My littles loved that show and it had so many great references for the adults

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (2+yws)

365 Any of the Nick toons make it? SpongeBob, Doug, rugrats, ren and stimpy, Rocco's modern life.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (MGB5H)

366 The original lyrics…
A hearse is a hearse of curse of curse
And no one can talk to a hearse of curse...
Posted by: mindful webworker

This was also dropped from the Barnabas Collins character in Dark Shadows

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (AWztB)

367 "Moose and Squirrel"

"Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (J00IM)

368 Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos Bass-Angley at September 29, 2022 11:29 PM (AWztB)

It's a miracle you didn't get arrested! Prayers answered I guess. Here's $5.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)

369

The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z has a pair of Perry The Platypus slippers...

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (N+ExU)

370 Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?
Posted by: Tonypete

Underdog had the best theme song.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (+lVUW)

371 Johnny Quest grew up, went to Faber College and joined Delta House.

true story
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (cupoy)


And he was Pre Med.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (anj39)

And the Rush Chairman, who was damned glad to meet you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (4I/2K)

372 347 123 As a point to consider...

Adding girl on girl action to a show generally adds prurient male interest.
----
Where does this come from? It's never been a turn on for me.

Posted by: Ciampino - - - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

373 That suicidal vet video. I'm not crying, you're crying.

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:37 PM (2+yws)

374 "AHhhh that trick never works."

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:37 PM (J00IM)

375 It's a miracle you didn't get arrested! Prayers answered I guess. Here's $5.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I am glad somebody got that.

Consider yourself HEALED

Posted by: Earnest Angley is the correct spelling at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (AWztB)

376 Underdog had the best theme song.
Posted by: nerdygirl

And was the balloon that got away in friends.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (MGB5H)

377 Old show:
Twilight Zone. Hasn't been topped.
Older New cartoon: Powerpuff Girls.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (eWQHi)

378 Agreed on Underdog theme song. One of the all time best.

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (2+yws)

379 Agreed on Underdog theme song. One of the all time best.
Posted by: CA Token

Hong Kong Phooey

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (MGB5H)

380 And the Rush Chairman, who was damned glad to meet you.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Oh

Posted by: Sidney, Clayton, Jugdish and Miklos at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (AWztB)

381 Anyone mention Gumby and Pokey?

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (+J0HH)

382 I also enjoyed In Living Color and Hogan's Heroes.
Posted by: Ciampino --- I hoofed it as soon as you called

Heh. Jamie Foxx's ugly girl.
https://tinyurl.com/2v8jekh8

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:40 PM (+lVUW)

383 The Biden administration launched its new Chief Diversity Officers Executive Council to help implement strategy for diversity, equity, inclusion and accessibility across the federal government.
https://trib.al/1aHbH5s

Posted by: Ciampino - White Exclusion Officer at September 29, 2022 11:40 PM (qfLjt)

384 My nod for best all round intro goes to Simon & Simon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (4I/2K)

385 That suicidal vet video. I'm not crying, you're crying.
Posted by: CA Token

Amen.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (mSifz)

386 Anyone mention Gumby and Pokey?
Posted by: Infidel

How about Candy, the dancin' chick from all the surf movies?

Posted by: Miklos likes what he likes at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (AWztB)

387 372 Posted by: Ciampino - - - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

Eh, with enough booze and the right pair of dames the live version can be fun.

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (Lzpvj)

388 364 Phineas And Ferb was definitely written by people who grew up in the 80s. My littles loved that show and it had so many great references for the adults
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (2+yws)
---

I liked how the rivalry between Doofenschmirtz and Perry the Platypus was practical. "Can we put this off until later? I have to take my daughter to practice." *Perry nods assent*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

389 Never really got into DS9.

I think it was because they weren't "exploring strange new worlds" but rather sitting on their asses in the 25th Century equivalent of Subic Bay.

Without all the titty bars.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (bW8dp)

390 Simon & Simon 2nd year version is the better one. Much improved over 1st season theme song.

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (2+yws)

391 The Biden administration launched its new Chief Diversity Officers Executive Council to help implement strategy for diversity, equity, inclusion and accessibility across the federal government.
https://trib.al/1aHbH5s
Posted by: Ciampino

Damn.

A Victim or a Nobody.

Decisions, decisions

Posted by: Former Federal Contractor Miklos at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (AWztB)

392 "1 Adam 12...1 Adam 12..."Respond Code 3 to the Bank Robbery in Progress...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:43 PM (J00IM)

393 > My nod for best all round intro goes to Simon & Simon.

If they revived that today it'd be Simone and Simone, both of whom used to be dudes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:43 PM (bW8dp)

394 Consider yourself HEALED

Posted by: Earnest Angley is the correct spelling at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (AWztB)

My piano skills!! They're marvelous!!*




*I don't play the piano!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:43 PM (7bRMQ)

395 in fairness, anybody in tx defending the home would have an ar, 5.56.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (pGP6W)

396 On one hand, I feel sorry for women who were told this was an easy way to “have it all”

I've never understood why "having it all" includes working.

If I had it all, I'd eat Doritios and drink bourbon in my boxer shorts while my kids jumped on the trampoline and my ol' lady did yoga in lingerie.

No work or career anywhere in that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (VFJpn)

397 Best theme song of all time: Rockford Files. Second place: Starsky and Hutch.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp)

398 And the Rush Chairman, who was damned glad to meet you.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Oh
Posted by: Sidney, Clayton, Jugdish and Miklos at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (AWztB)

Unlike those assholes over at Omega house.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K)

399
Agreed on Underdog theme song. One of the all time best.
Posted by: CA Token

https://youtu.be/Pa1fH0SvGPg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (63Dwl)

400 Eh, with enough booze and the right pair of dames the live version can be fun.
Posted by: sven

I think Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen could go one better.

Posted by: Miklos, checking the pre-hurricane Natty Daddy and actual booze supply at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (AWztB)

401 383 The Biden administration launched its new Chief Diversity Officers Executive Council to help implement strategy for diversity, equity, inclusion and accessibility across the federal government.
https://trib.al/1aHbH5s
----
It needs a White Male Exclusion Officer.
Later it may add a Caucasian Exclusion and Expulsion Officer or CEEO. This will handle White Women (expulsion) as well as White Men.

Posted by: Ciampino -- White Exclusion Officer at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)

402 390 Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (2+yws)

https://youtu.be/_Lt6y-4rbAI

I like both versions....

More than Brothers...

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (Lzpvj)

403 "Hello, I'm Mister Ed"
"A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (J00IM)

404 Speaking of strange new worlds, is anybody watching "Strange New Worlds"? Is it any good? I've sworn off NuTrek but am willing to watch any decent iteration if it respects the lore.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

405 My faves as a kid were The Avengers and the Wild, Wild West. And of course I loved the Wide World of Sports.

Posted by: Caliban at September 29, 2022 11:46 PM (ni2c1)

406 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (2+yws)

407 Anyone else ever wonder why Jonny Quest looked nothing at all like his "father", but looked suspiciously like his "dad's" best friend?

Yeah, there's a room key party at a scientific conference waiting to be told there, I reckon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (bW8dp)

408 Starsky and Hutch.

Change my mind.

Posted by: R

in fairness, they were not the best of anything

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (pGP6W)

409 400 Posted by: Miklos, checking the pre-hurricane Natty Daddy and actual booze supply at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (AWztB)

There was that one ONT a decade back during the Urkle admin when that faux-super Christian proto French troll was freaking out when I explained to him that contrary to his social conservative notions of old Uncle Sven that in my misspent youth I had done some interesting things with my wife, girlfriend and whipped cream all at once.

Contra to Whore E Weird's protestations we conservatives know how to party.

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (Lzpvj)

410 My faves as a kid were The Avengers and the Wild, Wild West.

Endorsed.

With Dark Shadows and Moos and Squirrel.

Posted by: Miklosov Badanov, nogoodnik at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (AWztB)

411 397 Best theme song of all time: Rockford Files. Second place: Starsky and Hutch.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp)

---------------
The theme from Cops On Recumbent Bikes (CORBS) stand atop of the heap. Not specifying what heap, but definitely one of them.
http://y2u.be/1UZqRahKx78

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (RG7Wy)

412 Rodrigo, I mean, wouldn't you rather nail Ace Bannon?

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (2+yws)

413 397

Magnum PI

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (J00IM)

414 American Academy of Pediatrics Guidance: Don’t Exclude Children Infested With Lice From School; It May ‘Stigmatize’ Them

https://tinyurl.com/46yafpt8

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (2/GgP)

415 I feel sorry for women who were told this was an easy way to “have it all”

I've never understood why "having it all" includes working.



in fairness, feminists are stupid

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (pGP6W)

416 My nod for best all round intro goes to Simon & Simon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (4I/2K)

The first one, or the second one?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (7bRMQ)

417 "Hello, I'm Mister Ed"
"A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!"
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (J00IM)


Carol....mmmmmm!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (anj39)

418 Spanning the globe to bring you a constant variety of sports...

I wonder how many times they showed that skier fall off that roof.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp)

419 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: CA Token

I fully expect Karine le Muppet to say this in the near future.

Posted by: Madame Miklos, Reader and Advisor at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (AWztB)

420 Have these losers never heard of Barbara Eden?

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (/kvYP)

421 There was a time when Jim Carrey was hilarious. I'm amazed this is still out there.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Xk9M1MPNB1Y

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (cupoy)

422 How about Candy, the dancin' chick from all the surf movies?
Posted by: Miklos likes what he likes at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (AWztB)

You have my undivided attention.

Posted by: Moondoggy at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (4I/2K)

423 There was a time when Jim Carrey was hilarious


in fairness, no

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (pGP6W)

424 The word is the ski jumper from the crash hated them adding that video to their opening reel.

Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (2+yws)

425 415 Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (pGP6W)

They have this fantasy that men really fuck off at work rather than leave it all on the floor trying to feed their families....

Grok the caveman talking to his coworker Torgo about Shanna and Maude their wives....

"Shanna think Grok just stare at wall all day instead of chase mammoths and dodge saber cats Torgo"

//Grok

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (Lzpvj)

426 > in fairness, they were not the best of anything

The show wasn't all that great (except for Huggy Bear... Huggy Bear was cool), but the theme song kicked ass.

Baretta had a good theme song, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (bW8dp)

427
Just saw the latest model runs. Ian's projected track continues to shift eastward. Before it looked like it was gonna hit Charleston, now the landfall looks to be around Georgetown, sort of halfway in between Charleston and Myrtle Beach. Means Myrtle Beach may get more trouble.

Anyway, that puts even more to the east of us here, and farther out on the "clean side" as my cousin calls it.

And more east of Charlotte. So, continuing to knock on wood.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)

428 They have this fantasy that men really fuck off at work rather than leave it all on the floor trying to feed their families....

Grok the caveman talking to his coworker Torgo about Shanna and Maude their wives....

"Shanna think Grok just stare at wall all day instead of chase mammoths and dodge saber cats Torgo"

//Grok
Posted by: s


indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:52 PM (pGP6W)

429 The first one, or the second one?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (7bRMQ)

Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (4I/2K)

430 "Hello, I'm Mister Ed"
"A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!"
Posted by: Nightwatch

Well, the horse is not a horse, of course if the horse if more like a talking mule, like the one over in Pixley. Well, not in Pixley, but

Posted by: County Agent Hank "Miklos" Kimball at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (AWztB)

431 > Rodrigo, I mean, wouldn't you rather nail Ace Bannon?

Well, if you're askin', I'd rather nail Race's sometime girlfriend Jade.

He had a couple of other hot girlfriends if I remember right. I don't recall Dr. Quest ever getting any.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (bW8dp)

432 What has the "religious right" to do with the price of gasoline?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

* Pulls up to pump *

"OMG!"

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (P1f+c)

433 I don't recall Dr. Quest ever getting any.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Must have happened once, unless Johnny was adopted.

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:54 PM (P1f+c)

434 "I dream of Barbara Eden" as a young boy way back then.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (J00IM)

435 Laughed everytime that cop would cry after gunning down a bad guy in Miami.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (GGupb)

436 The word is the ski jumper from the crash hated them adding that video to their opening ree

It was epic.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (+J0HH)

437 I used to read this comic -- uh, I mean graphic novel. The Comico years, "Devil's Legacy". I should dig them up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

The whole Orion Assante arc was great.

Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (kMCI0)

438 A show that carries a great many adult concepts and themes for it's time, and usually fairly thoughtfully well-done.

12 O'Clock High.

Dealt with Duty, Leadership, Orders, Relationships in War and much else, besides. Even some very subtle, mildly racy humor adroitly hidden in the scripts.

Best? Don't know. Quality? Absolutely so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (e6UQI)

439
My vote for best TV intro theme:

https://tinyurl.com/9gc9sjc

Takes Best Hair as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

440 yeah I had high hopes for star trek TNG. The original was wagon train to the stars, and TNG was living room to the stars with their fancy bridge and their pampered woke lifestyle. Kirk would fire off photon torpedoes like they were fireworks, and picard just bored people to death where they said ok ok whatever just shut this dude the fuck up already.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

441 > Must have happened once, unless Johnny was adopted.

Maybe they just grabbed him off the street with no formalities, the way they did with Haji. That's the kind of thing that would raise eyebrows nowadays, unless your name was Epstein or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)

442 The Rocky and Bullwinkle show had cartoons that could appeal to adults. Besides the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons, there was Mr. Peabody, and Fractured Fairytales.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:57 PM (+lVUW)

443 "When I'm on the lam I always keep at least 3 rounds in the chamber at all times."

Ummmmm....
I actually do carry 3 rounds in the chamber sometimes. One in the 1911, and 2 in the .357 derringer.

Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2022 11:57 PM (P/Z4E)

444 FJB is our long national silver alert. Odds on the Secret Service has a GPS tracker inserted into one of his butt cheeks.

In other news, NMSU Aggies are hosting the Florida International Golden Panthers at Aggie stadium here in Las Cruces on Saturday night. The Aggies are ranked 125th and the Panthers are ranked 130th. Rumor has is that there is a chance a football game will break out at some point. And I have a seat on the 50 yard line that cost me a whole $35.00. I really love the non elite university football teams. There's a whole lot of enthusiasm and not much else happening on the field.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:58 PM (mSifz)

445 He had a couple of other hot girlfriends if I remember right. I don't recall Dr. Quest ever getting any.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (bW8dp)

Oh, he did alright.

Posted by: Hadji at September 29, 2022 11:58 PM (7bRMQ)

446 Why did the "actual pop song used as T.V. show theme" thing go away? There used to be a lot of them. Then suddenly nothing, with "Friends" being the exception proving the rule.

Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:58 PM (P1f+c)

447
Extended version of the Rockford Files theme. This includes all the guitar solo versions they did:

https://tinyurl.com/k35rh3v

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

448 But Bruce Wayne did take in Dick Grayson and made him ROBIN....1st gen...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:59 PM (J00IM)

449 "The religious right!!11!!"

???
What an insane bint

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 30, 2022 12:00 AM (Rbu5d)

450 > Bruce Wayne did take in Dick

That he did. That he did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp)

451
Combat!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (1Nxff)

452 "I dream of Barbara Eden" as a young boy way back then.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (J00IM)

She was blistering hot. Major Nelson was a fag. Screw NASA, he could have had his own frigging Death Star crewed by 1000 genies, and his own galaxy, but nooooo lets just hide her in a bottle and get pissed if she blinks him a new refrigerator.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (VwHCD)

453 Caliban, ever see the pre-Mrs Peel first seasons of Avengers? It was the same but different, with Honor "Pussy Galore" Blackman as the female lead, and much darker jazzy music by Brit jazz star Johnny Dankworth. I am crazy about the later theme -- and was pretty crazy about Diana Rigg and the way she wore a Lotus.

Some felt that the Peel and Steed Avengers were just a sort of parody of the original program[me]. Some feel the same about James Bond movies.

British shows should probably be on a separate list, but that leaves All in Family, Sanford and Son, The Office and a host of others out in the cold.

BBC had a one-season breezy situationer called "Take Three Girls" with theme music by Pentangle.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (x61Im)

454 I wonder how many times they showed that skier fall off that roof.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp)

I think, sometime around 2000, when they took that whole reel off the show, someone counted it up. IIRC, it was in the tens of thousands.

Posted by: GWB at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (P/Z4E)

455 Kirk would fire off photon torpedoes like they were fireworks, and picard just bored people to death where they said ok ok whatever just shut this dude the fuck up already.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K)

456 "The religious right!!11!!"

???
What an insane bint

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 30, 2022 12:00 AM (Rbu5d)

Man, no shit. Must have spent trumps 4 years with $2 gas using her head as an elephant's butt plug.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 12:04 AM (VwHCD)

457 > Major Nelson was a fag.

Yeah, that's the only real explanation there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (bW8dp)

458 Mrs. Nightwatch fancies the Brit. Murder Mysteries...

not my cup "o" tea guvnor...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (J00IM)

459 85 Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM

A little French from time to time classes this joint up a bit, don't you think...

Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (h2JN
----
Si, si - Mamma mia.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Si Senor at September 30, 2022 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

460 Caliban, ever see the pre-Mrs Peel first seasons of Avengers? It was the same but different, with Honor "Pussy Galore" Blackman as the female lead, and much darker jazzy music by Brit jazz star Johnny Dankworth.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (x61Im)

I've seen a couple of them. Steed was more minor in a way. Almost all episodes were lost, I think. Steed was someone else's second, then the other actor dropped out and Steed took his place as lead.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)

461
Star Trek captain ranking:

Kirk > Sisko >>>>>> Picard >> Janeway.

That's the before time. What they've done to Star Trek now, I've only seen glimpses. I don't want to know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)

462 > My nod for best all round intro goes to Simon & Simon.

If they revived that today it'd be Simone and Simone, both of whom used to be dudes.

At least the knock out punches would closer to believable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X8)

463 458 Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (J00IM)

There was an interesting "fish out of water" show called "Wild Bill" about an American police chief who takes over Old Boston in Lincolnshire's spot....

his "daughter" looked like a 40 year old trapped in a short body.

Posted by: sven at September 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Lzpvj)

464 Swell waves to the Horde..

Time for me repose...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2022 12:09 AM (J00IM)

465 Picard and Ryker did give us the double face palm meme.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:09 AM (4I/2K)

466 > Major Nelson was a fag.

Yeah, that's the only real explanation there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (bW8dp)

Had to be. Didn't genie have a hot brunette evil sister? Jesus, think of the frigging possibilities. he could have been the meat in that sandwich AND cruised around the galaxy in his own death star could have relaxed on his custom built luxury planet. Nope, going to work today with my silly brown briefcase. I can't even fathom it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)

467 FBI insiders say liberal agents who took a knee during BLM protests were rewarded -
https://go.shr.lc/3RltTbS

Posted by: Ciampino -- all those thrillers about the FEEBs now useless at September 30, 2022 12:11 AM (qfLjt)

468 442 The Rocky and Bullwinkle show had cartoons that could appeal to adults. Besides the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons, there was Mr. Peabody, and Fractured Fairytales.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:57 PM (+lVUW)

When I see those shows as an adult, I'm amazed at how much of the best humor was so far over my head. I was in my 30's before I realized the joke behind the Boris Badenoff / Boris Gudenov thing. And what kid would have a clue as to what the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyamm was referencing?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:12 AM (r46W7)

469
The old Man Show did a bit about that, yep, Maj. Nelson was light in the loafers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)

470 >It's weird, huh? The guy was just a meathead MMA announcer and now he has his finger on the pulse of our current culture? Light up another blunt, bro.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (z+OQR)

And what was Rush, but a sportscaster who wanted to know what was what and loved doing radio?

I think it is openness, honesty, brains and principles that seem to make someone good at that job

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)

471
Yep, you've got Barbara Eden in her prime, with a hot twin Evil Sister, wearing that outfit calling you master, and what do you do?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)

472 The old Man Show did a bit about that, yep, Maj. Nelson was light in the loafers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I LOVE a man in uniform

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 30, 2022 12:14 AM (AWztB)

473 Show I loved in the early 70's - Night Gallery, Rod Serling doing a reprise of his twilight zone style.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:15 AM (r46W7)

474 The old Man Show did a bit about that, yep, Maj. Nelson was light in the loafers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)

He made up for all the missing sex when he was transferred to Dallas.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (7bRMQ)

475 Just because several of our current departments spent way too much time watching "Mission: Impossible" and subverting liberties, does not mean that the original show was not some of the finest material ever aired -- and with a Lalo Schifrin theme song you now won't be able to get out of your head, so you'll have to sleep in 5/4.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (x61Im)

476 > Didn't genie have a hot brunette evil sister? Jesus, think of the frigging possibilities.

Yep, she did. And Samantha had Cousin Serena.

Sandwich? Let's just make it a quintuple-decker club.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (bW8dp)

477 Yep, you've got Barbara Eden in her prime, with a hot twin Evil Sister, wearing that outfit calling you master, and what do you do?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)

It's a head scratcher.

Posted by: Darrin Stevens at September 30, 2022 12:17 AM (4I/2K)

478 Yep, you've got Barbara Eden in her prime, with a hot twin Evil Sister, wearing that outfit calling you master, and what do you do?
Posted by: publius

Cuss out the Code of Practices for Television Broadcasters, which wouldn't even let you see her navel, much less anything exciting?

Actually, the Code wouldn't let you cuss it out, either.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 12:17 AM (P1f+c)

479 Hmmm

Azerbaijan reports an incident about a pipeline carrying their gas to Europe

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 30, 2022 12:18 AM (AWztB)

480 Sandwich? Let's just make it a quintuple-decker club.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (bW8dp)

We're in!

Posted by: Kennedy and Dodd at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (7bRMQ)

481 American Academy of Pediatrics Guidance: Don’t Exclude Children Infested With Lice From School; It May ‘Stigmatize’ Them

https://tinyurl.com/46yafpt8

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM



Y'know, lice are utterly harmless -- they don't cause any illness whatsoever... A lice infestation is disgusting, and is contagious, but actually it's just a nuisance...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (LkWAd)

482 It's a head scratcher.
Posted by: Darrin Stevens


You mean the second, more gayer one.

Posted by: MiklosThinks at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (AWztB)

483 479 Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 30, 2022 12:18 AM (AWztB)

I am certain it is more shoddy workmanship rather than say a systemic attack by Goreons on the ability of people to live.

Posted by: sven at September 30, 2022 12:20 AM (Lzpvj)

484 From This Ain't Hell

US Army's first transgender officer indicted for trying to pass information to the Russians.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=131428

Unfortunately it isn't Vindaloomon

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:20 AM (7y4bm)

485 > It's a head scratcher.
Posted by: Darrin Stevens

One of the Darrins was in fact gay, I think.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (bW8dp)

486 Y'know, lice are utterly harmless -- they don't cause any illness whatsoever... A lice infestation is disgusting, and is contagious, but actually it's just a nuisance...
Posted by: Zettai

And delicious!

Posted by: Remnant Big Mike School Lunch bureaucrats at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (AWztB)

487 Hi gang. Power is still out. Comms have been spotty. Text, calls, internet have been going out for hours at a stretch so taking advantage of my data access working for the moment. Other than that, doing pretty good.

Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)

488
There's a I Dream of Jeannie miniskirt appreciation web site somewhere, I remember. I'll try to find it.

And yep, Samantha and Serena. Note the good sister was always blonde and the evil one was brunette.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

489 > Unfortunately it isn't Vindaloomon
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ugh. Even by the low standards of trannys, that's a horrifying thought.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (bW8dp)

490 Me and Mister Brady
We've got a thing
going on

Posted by: Darrin Stevens #2 at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (4I/2K)

491 Hi gang. Power is still out. Comms have been spotty. Text, calls, internet have been going out for hours at a stretch so taking advantage of my data access working for the moment. Other than that, doing pretty good.

Glad to see you're hanging in there. Hope the kid and the guitar made it through OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (Bd6X8)

492 And yep, Samantha and Serena. Note the good sister was always blonde and the evil one was brunette.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

I don't think of it as good and bad. I think of it as boring and fun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (r46W7)

493

Insom??

Insom!!!

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:23 AM (LkWAd)

494 You mean the second, more gayer one.

Posted by: MiklosThinks at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (AWztB)

Yep.

Posted by: Second Darrin at September 30, 2022 12:23 AM (7bRMQ)

495 > Me and Mister Brady
We've got a thing
going on

In the old BBS days, there was a text file floating around in which basically everyone in the Brady family was getting it on with each other.

A few years down the road, it came out that a lot of the stuff in that text file was true.

Wasn't Greg banging Carol AND Marsha? He was like the anti-Major Nelson, and he was only a teenager.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)

496
I mean looky here:

https://tinyurl.com/2gza84qs

You just want to slap him, don't you? What's wrong with you, fool?!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)

497 Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)

The hurricane has wakened the Insom

Posted by: Miklos praises with conditions at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (AWztB)

498 And yep, Samantha and Serena. Note the good sister was always blonde and the evil one was brunette.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

We've role-played that to good effect.

Posted by: Wifey (aka Sandra Otterson) at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (4I/2K)

499 Y'know, lice are utterly harmless
It's a head scratcher.

The comments juxtapose themselves sometimes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (x61Im)

500 Insom, good to know that you are doing well.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (gpmLW)

501 Wasn't Greg banging Carol AND Marsha? He was like the anti-Major Nelson, and he was only a teenager.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)

but he really should have left Cindy alone, the perv.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:25 AM (r46W7)

502
And then this one:

https://tinyurl.com/2qed4eu9

J.R. would've known what to do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)

503 Stay safe Insom, nice to see you.

I'm out.

Posted by: Infidel at September 30, 2022 12:26 AM (+J0HH)

504 You know, after catching up on the hurricane news, I'm starting to think that living on a sand bar with a maximum elevation of three feet, in hurricane country, isn't a good idea.

And it's especially not a good idea to refuse evacuation when you've seen a Category 5 storm bearing down on you for the last week.

Somewhere the Ghost of Charles Darwin is smiling.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (bW8dp)

505 You just want to slap him, don't you? What's wrong with you, fool?!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)

It looks like he's pointing and saying, "What are those things?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (7bRMQ)

506 There is a naughty version of The Brady Bunch song that ends with "the youngest one in leather."

oi

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (7y4bm)

507 The hurricane has wakened the Insom

In accordance with the Prophecy

Posted by: Miklos, overcome with joy and fear at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (AWztB)

508 Other than that, doing pretty good.
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)

Excellent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (4I/2K)

509 Rodrigo

Take a gander at the actual traitor's photo, ugh

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (7y4bm)

510 Insom good to hear you weren't hit that hard.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (OTzUX)

511 > You just want to slap him, don't you? What's wrong with you, fool?!

I would stick that so hard that whoever pulled me out would become King of England.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (bW8dp)

512 And yep, Samantha and Serena. Note the good sister was always blonde and the evil one was brunette.
Posted by: publius

And Samantha's evil mother was a redhead.

Serena was more chaotic neutral.

Posted by: mikeski fails his wisdom check at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (P1f+c)

513 There is a naughty version of The Brady Bunch song that ends with "the youngest one in leather."

There's more than one. From my brother Loco I learned the version that goes, "The youngest one likes girls."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (Bd6X8)

514
Here's one of those Jeannie miniskirt compilations:

https://tinyurl.com/2potscdb

Some good ones there. And note there's one with ol' Roger getting some action.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)

515 Other than that, doing pretty good.
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)

Excellent!
Posted by: Count de Monet

For Most Excellent, finger templing is required.

Posted by: Miklos, stickler for protocol at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (AWztB)

516 Note the good sister was always blonde and the evil one was brunette.

Actual literary material. This was virtually a truism in Child's Ballads. Figures prominently in "The Lady of Carlyle," bunch of broadsides, and carries over to US Appalachian songs. Really racist, of course.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (x61Im)

517 Miklos pipelines and railroads in that area have been known to have their problems, sometimes specially arranged problems. Once dealt with it directly myself. As there's currently a new episode of the extended misunderstanding down there playing out now, foul play potential is non-trivial.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2022 12:30 AM (OTzUX)

518 Yeah, sleep per chance to dream time.

Ciao

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:30 AM (7y4bm)

519 Wasn't Greg banging Carol AND Marsha? He was like the anti-Major Nelson, and he was only a teenager.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)

He was a real cool head
making real good bread
He got around
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:31 AM (4I/2K)

520 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:33 AM (bW8dp)

521 Da Guvna heah has just asked all Sakalinians to prepeah.

So.

Need smokes, can do.

Posted by: Miklos, preppin' at September 30, 2022 12:35 AM (AWztB)

522 lice are utterly harmless. Now try bed bugs. When I was a co-manager for low-income apartments I once had a tenant who furnished his apartment with free furniture he found along the side of the road. We had no idea he was doing this. One day he complained that he had bugs in his apartment so we sent in an exterminator to do a regular pest treatment. The exterminator was back in like 5 minutes and said the floor was crawling with bed bugs. Then we did a deeper inspection and found the whole apartment was infested at a level like nobody's ever seen before. He took out an eight unit apartment building. We had to move everybody out and completely treat the entire building and then let it sit quiet for a while to make sure they didn't come back. Of course he never got nailed with any financial responsibility cuz he didn't have anything. But he did get to move and because this completely screwed up his credit, he couldn't rent another apartment. So what did he do? He bought a cheap car and started trying to live on the property by showing up after we went home for the evening and he would then leave before we got there in the morning until one day I caught him passed out.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:36 AM (mSifz)

523 Da Guvna heah has just asked all Sakalinians to prepeah.

So.

Need smokes, can do.
Posted by: Miklos, preppin' at September 30, 2022 12:35 AM (AWztB)

And French Toast making supplies . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:38 AM (4I/2K)

524 one day I caught him passed out.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Me and Darleen was having a rough time.

Posted by: Section 8 Miklos at September 30, 2022 12:39 AM (AWztB)

525 one day I caught him passed out.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Me and Darleen was having a rough time.
Posted by: Section 8 Miklos

The stories I have are mind boggling.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (mSifz)

526 Y'know, lice are utterly harmless -- they don't cause any illness whatsoever... A lice infestation is disgusting, and is contagious, but actually it's just a nuisance...
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (LkWAd)

Typhus.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)

527 Bewitched was Big In Japan, too.

A couple authors there saw it, and said "Secret magical powers? Why a housewife? Isn't this every little girl's dream?"

And thus Sally the Witch, Akko-chan's Secret, and ten thousand other mahou shoujo series since then.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (P1f+c)

528 I'm done for the night.
Carry on.

Posted by: Theodore at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (pGonq)

529
Ah say, Ah say, dey's a hurrakin a comin', so y'all stop runnin' yo' moufs and get to PRE-peahin' out der.

Dey's gone a be a whole lot of blowin' and rainin' a-goin' on out deah.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)

530 And French Toast making supplies . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

I have a supply of at least 10 year old maple syrup.

I think it's like honey never goes bad.

Posted by: Miklos has seven (7) eggs, not counting what Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen have remaining at September 30, 2022 12:43 AM (AWztB)

531 "Mom always says, don't ball your sisters in the house."

Posted by: Bobby Brady at September 30, 2022 12:43 AM (Qzn2/)

532 Typhus.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM



Head lice are harmless...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:43 AM (WMVHt)

533 The stories I have are mind boggling.
Posted by: Lost In Space

One of my clients was Los Angeles County Social Services.

I read a lot of their reports.

I believe you.

Posted by: Miklos has seen, or at least read Things at September 30, 2022 12:45 AM (AWztB)

534 268 Pinky and the Brain should be Nr 1.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
----
YES, Y E S!

Posted by: Ciampino -- the catchphrase was awesome at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (qfLjt)

535 Head lice are harmless...
Posted by: Zetta

I knew a kid in fourth grade that got head lice. You had to have his head shaved and he had to wear a wool cap. This sort of marked him for life and he soon became a social outcast because children are barbarians. Last I heard he was a serial killer.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (mSifz)

536 As I continue to hate watch the execrable Lord of the Rings, Rings of Power, I discover in tonight's episode 6, "Udun", that Galadriel, Muriel of Numenor, Elendil and Isildur all died in the Second Age when . . . a volcano was blown up by an evil elf with a special key that has been the retarded Macguffin for the entire season.

Mind. Blown.

Take that, JRR Tolkien, ye of such paltry jmagination! Amazon hath bested thee!!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (Gda1b)

537 I'm out. See you in the am
*pulls ripcord*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (4I/2K)

538 Dey's gone a be a whole lot of blowin' and rainin' a-goin' on out deah.
Posted by: publius

Dat man KNOWS what he's talkin' about!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings as Kam Ho as Kim Fong at September 30, 2022 12:47 AM (AWztB)

539 JN was also educational for kids

Isn't that just quackin' crazy?

Posted by: Weirddave at September 30, 2022 12:47 AM (zjsv2)

540 Typhus destroyed the temple and exiled the Jews from Staten Island. I remember that from Sunday School.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 12:48 AM (Qzn2/)

541
Oh. J. Strom would've known what to do with Jeannie there, too.

She would've called him master, when he got through.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)

542 Pinky and the Brain should be Nr 1.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
----
YES, Y E S!
Posted by: Ciampino

Is that your plan, which is yours?

Posted by: Outsized brain Miklos at September 30, 2022 12:49 AM (AWztB)

543 As I continue to hate watch the execrable Lord of the Rings, Rings of Power. Sharkman

I think I'll stick to Hell's kitchen and Bering Sea Gold. They're documentaries I think.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:50 AM (mSifz)

544 Oh. J. Strom would've known what to do with Jeannie there, too.

She would've called him master, when he got through.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

And he would have done Samantha's Evil Twin Sister on the way to the Death House.

Posted by: Miklos so suspects at September 30, 2022 12:54 AM (AWztB)

545
Bonus Barbara Eden:

https://tinyurl.com/2kf875qt

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:54 AM (Mzdiz)

546

Samantha's Evil Twin Sister was a step sister, right?

Right??

*Don't ruin this for me...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (WMVHt)

547 Just popping in late as usual, {{{Insom}}}, you are missed, stay safe indeed. Read a little bit upthread, {{{SMH}}} I am so very glad that you found an angel to listen to you. Maybe you helped said angel earn his/her wings that night.

Does anybody remember a show called Stingray?? I went to school with a kid that looked exactly like one of those puppets, I called him Sting for years, well into adulthood. This was before there was a Sting.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (a4EWo)

548 Bonus Barbara Eden:

https://tinyurl.com/2kf875qt
Posted by: publius


Now see?

We can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos has to make a run up the road according to Gubernatorial Directive at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (AWztB)

549 >> Samantha's Evil Twin Sister was a step sister, right?

Right??

Cousin, actually, but we're on a roll.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)

550 Lol.

The Andy Griffith Show didn't make the Top 100.

What a fucking joke,

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 30, 2022 12:57 AM (tcoXe)

551 Is crazy bitch missing an eyebrow? I think she glued one to her head. Not that she'd notice. Shocker she doesn't have a better job. She should call Sarah.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 12:58 AM (GwxCX)

552

As long as they're not double cousins, I'll allow it...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM (WMVHt)

553 Ultraman was my favorite show as a young kid. Wasn't close.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM (XNu94)

554 I do my furnace/heating system checks in late August or early September.

If I'm gonna have a problem it needs to be when there is no need for any heat. Up here in the Adirondacks you don't want to wait much later, the nights get cool by the middle of September.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM (KATBx)

555 Ultraman was my favorite show as a young kid. Wasn't close.

Posted by: SFGoth



I loved that show as well. I think there is a recent reboot of it out there somewhere.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 30, 2022 01:02 AM (Gda1b)

556 More rethugliKKKan vote fraud being prosecuted! Trumpster james holkeboer arrested for trying to rig voting machines with fraudulent ubs devices in Aug. 3 michigan primary to get trumpster elected. Voters got suspicious when showing up to vote and told they had already voted! Whatch out for more rethugliKKKan vote fraud in november mid terms.

Posted by: raimondo at September 30, 2022 01:03 AM (rv4Vi)

557 We had our first freeze warning a couple days ago.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:03 AM (GwxCX)

558 You know, The biggest risk to Floridians according to President Pedo Pampers is that they weren't vaxxed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:04 AM (GwxCX)

559

There's a "frost advisory" out tonight here in the Triple Cities...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:05 AM (WMVHt)

560 As long as they're not double cousins, I'll allow it...
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM

How can someone be double cousins? Or did you mean doable?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:05 AM (GwxCX)

561 I do my furnace/heating system checks in late August or early September. If I'm gonna have a problem it needs to be when there is no need for any heat. Up here in the Adirondacks you don't want to wait much later, the nights get cool by the middle of September. Posted by: irongrampa

Here in Las Cruces, New Mexico the AC gets inspected in May and the heating system in November. That puts me just ahead of the peak cooling season which begins in June and the peak heating season which begins in December.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 01:06 AM (mSifz)

562 Does anybody remember a show called Stingray??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (a4EWo)

Yes but not during the original run. Didn't some of their mouths move and some didn't? Weirdo puppets....

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 01:09 AM (RG7Wy)

563 >> How can someone be double cousins?

Two brothers marry two sisters. Their children are then double cousins.

Note that rather than four sets of grandparents, they have only two.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:09 AM (Mzdiz)

564 397 Best theme song of all time: Rockford Files. Second place: Starsky and Hutch.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp)
----
I raise you Hawaii Five-O and Airwolf.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I raise you at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (qfLjt)

565 How can someone be double cousins? Or did you mean doable?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:05 AM



Well...

When two (or more) full siblings in one family love another two (or more) full siblings in another unrelated family very much... Their respective progeny are known as "double cousins" as they share the same two sets of grandparents....

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (sG+jB)

566 "Hmm, I've got a dog latched onto my ass and two officers with carbines pointed at me about 3 feet away. I know! I'll pull out my trusty Taurus!"

From a practical standpoint - pull out a gun when the cops are already leveling rifles at you, and you're going to get shot to bits. Smarter to fight the dog hands-on if you must. From an ethical standpoint: cops sometimes create lethal force situations with poorly conceived dog usage. Here is the problem; here, when the suspect pulls out a piece, the cops are legally and morally justified in lighting him up. But on the other end of this, *sometimes* there is also no legal or ethical requirement to allow yourself to get chomped by a fucking dog
Failure to follow verbal commands without any further aggravating circumstances (warrant here is a circumstance) justifies the officer going hands on. It does not justify dog mauling, which is precisely why they don't just throw dogs at literally anybody. The dog is a step somewhere past tasering, and most importantly the officer does not have ironclad control over the dog. Sometimes the dog is an unwarranted escalation, sometimes the dog goes too far.. K9 guy has to not be a dumbfuck.

Posted by: somedood at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (/z9fK)

567
That's wrong, I'm gonna have to visualize this better. Anyway double cousins are "much more related" that regular fist cousins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)

568 That's wrong, I'm gonna have to visualize this better. Anyway double cousins are "much more related" that regular fist cousins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM



Indeed!

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:11 AM (sG+jB)

569 Citizens For Sanity has some new billboards up. My favorite of the recent ones. It is is Atlanta:

Your white fragility is showing. Stop complaining about the increase in murders.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:11 AM (DzX3N)

570 Gotchya on the double cousin thing. Brain is malfunctioning after a long day. Never met anyone who was double cousins.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:13 AM (GwxCX)

571 If you can explain "double half cousins" without looking it up on wikipedia, you might be a redneck.

Posted by: J. Foxworthy at September 30, 2022 01:13 AM (P1f+c)

572 BTW, the cops should give that dog a big ribeye. Good boy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (GwxCX)

573

IIRC, it's a Kentucky thing where first cousins are allowed to marry, unless they're double cousins...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (sG+jB)

574 568 That's wrong, I'm gonna have to visualize this better. Anyway double cousins are "much more related" that regular fist cousins.

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Fist cousins. I don't even want to think about that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (Qzn2/)

575 Citizens For Sanity has some new billboards up. My favorite of the recent ones. It is is Atlanta:

Your white fragility is showing. Stop complaining about the increase in murders.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:11 AM

LOL. Perfect.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (GwxCX)

576 Never met anyone who was double cousins.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Mom has double cousins, so I have double cousins once removed. I've never met them, though.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 01:15 AM (P1f+c)

577 Good evening Morons. I hope all of our Florida peeps have weathered the storm and are safe. My mom is in Lakeland. I haven't heard from her since yesterday, but I'm not too worried. She lives in a block house, she was well prepared, and Lakeland is inland

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My brother lives in Lakeland. Apart from rain flooding he had no damage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:15 AM (Qzn2/)

578 Another billboard in Phoenix:

Thank you, Mark Kelly, for voting to keep our borders open. The drugs aren't going to smuggle themselves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:16 AM (DzX3N)

579 We've already had a light frost, which is funny, since the leaves are still nice and green. At my daughter's there is definite color, she's 4 exits South on 87.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2022 01:17 AM (KATBx)

580 Breaking: Trevor Noah, Hollywood's "Mr. Unfunny" is leaving The Daily Show,

America mourns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:18 AM (Qzn2/)

581
I remember a "Consanguinity function" that gives a fraction of "how related two people are".

Double first cousins are 25%, the same as uncle/aunt and nephew, or between grandparent and grandchild.

First cousins are only 12.5% related. Hence doubly related.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

582

I just knew this would degenerate into maths very quickly...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:21 AM (IE5pd)

583 580 Breaking: Trevor Noah, Hollywood's "Mr. Unfunny" is leaving The Daily Show,

America mourns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:18 AM (Qzn2/)
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Oh no, I'm going to go from not watching him to not watching him further.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 01:21 AM (RG7Wy)

584 Maybe Tremer Noah can get a gig with Stelter and Chirs Wallace on Public Access Channel Plus.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:23 AM (GwxCX)

585 And if identical-twin brothers marry identical-twin sisters, their children are each other's double-first-cousins, but they're as genetically identical as siblings.

Have the identical twins all be separated at birth and there's the start of your next murder mystery.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 01:23 AM (P1f+c)

586 ASHQ Citizens For Sanity:

Support voting fraud . Democrats need all the help they can get

I'm going to win the lottery and plop a big old sign on raimondos yard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM (vH/6k)

587 Maybe Tremer Noah can get a gig with Stelter and Chirs Wallace on Public Access Channel Plus.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:23 AM (GwxCX)

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I heard Max Boot has a column spot open in his monthly newsletter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM (Qzn2/)

588 Hunter Biden is holding on line 3 for double cousins.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM (GwxCX)

589 About that list…Just need to tie up a few lose ends.

Posted by: Lt Colombo at September 30, 2022 01:25 AM (lzd36)

590 I heard Max Boot has a column spot open in his monthly newsletter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM

Is it called Maximum Density?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:26 AM (GwxCX)

591

Now is the time to return to Samantha's and her Evil Twin Step-Sister's journey...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:26 AM (IE5pd)

592
The consanguinity thing got me sidetracked. Where was I? Oh, yes. Here's Serena looking sort of ridden hard and put up wet:

https://tinyurl.com/2jrkb58k

That led (I think) to this scene:

https://tinyurl.com/2qr82umr

That was the even gayer Derwood there. Again, J. Strom would've know what to do there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)

593 Another billboard in Phoenix:

Thank you, Mark Kelly, for voting to keep our borders open. The drugs aren't going to smuggle themselves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:16 AM

Who puts them up? I'd throw a few bucks at them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:28 AM (GwxCX)

594 ASHQ Citizens For Sanity:

No carrots in chili!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:30 AM (GwxCX)

595 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2022 01:30 AM (KATBx)

596 Moonlighting
Battlestar Galactica
She-Hulk (I kid about the last one)

Posted by: Dude at September 30, 2022 01:31 AM (hcOeH)

597 That was the even gayer Derwood there. Again, J. Strom would've know what to do there.

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Original Darrin wasn't gay, although his lack of imagination about using Samantha's powers does suggest he was Low-T.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:31 AM (Qzn2/)

598 Honour the charge they made!

Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 01:35 AM (rnYgr)

599 Honour the Light Brigade,

Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 01:35 AM (rnYgr)

600 Noble six hundred!

Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 01:35 AM (rnYgr)

601 I'm out, later y'all. G'night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:40 AM (GwxCX)

602 First cousins are only 12.5% related. Hence doubly related.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

FUN FACT

Barack Hussein Obama Sr.'s nickname was "Double-Double"

Posted by: Miklos out-points (got the smokes too) at September 30, 2022 01:41 AM (AWztB)

603 No carrots in chili!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:30 AM



My People call it 'chilli'...

Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:41 AM (ozXUI)

604 600 Noble six hundred!
Posted by: m

Huzzah!

Posted by: Miklos adjusts monocle at September 30, 2022 01:42 AM (AWztB)

605 My People call it 'chilli'...
Posted by: Zettai

Check yo Privilege

Posted by: People of Valparaiso at September 30, 2022 01:43 AM (AWztB)

606 The group that puts up the billboards is Citizens For Sanity found at website : forsanity.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:43 AM (DzX3N)

607 And one more:

Thank you, John Fetterman, for fighting to keep violent criminals out of jail. Gang members need to earn a living too.


Good night, all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:46 AM (DzX3N)

608 Maybe Tremer Noah can get a gig with Stelter and Chirs Wallace on Public Access Channel Plus.
Posted by: Minnfidel

No budget here.

Posted by: MiklosMax at September 30, 2022 01:47 AM (AWztB)

609 Night, Fen.

Posted by: Miklos will adjourn soon at September 30, 2022 01:48 AM (AWztB)

610 Bob Newhart. Barney Miller has been mentioned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2022 01:50 AM (FyHyH)

611 With 600+ comments, Skip should not be too disappointed.

And when Skip is unhappy, he makes those blueberries PAY.

Posted by: Miklos with Reasonable level of Contentment at September 30, 2022 01:51 AM (AWztB)

612 Bob Newhart. Barney Miller has been mentioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I'll see your Bob Newhart and raise you one Flip Wilson.

Posted by: The Devil made Miklos do it at September 30, 2022 01:52 AM (AWztB)

613 Rockford Files is one of the greats, but Hawaii 5-0 just gets my hair standing on end. That theme is magnificent. Dukes of Hazzard is up there. Dallas had a good one.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 01:53 AM (KAi1n)

614 Rockford Files is one of the greats, but Hawaii 5-0 just gets my hair standing on end. That theme is magnificent. Dukes of Hazzard is up there. Dallas had a good one.
Posted by: SFGoth

Y'all all a bunch of Big Dummies.

Posted by: Fred Sanford and Son at September 30, 2022 01:54 AM (AWztB)

615 610 Bob Newhart. Barney Miller has been mentioned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2022 01:50 AM (FyHyH)
----
There were two Bob Newhart shows and both were excellent.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Darryl, Darryl at September 30, 2022 01:54 AM (qfLjt)

616 I'll see your Flip Wilson, and raise you one Geraldine.

And don't counter with Killer. I've got that cheater's card secreted in my vest pocket. Or up my sleeve. In the booth in the corner in the dark in the back!

/29


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2022 01:55 AM (e6UQI)

617 Also, Little Sister and I used to dance to the theme from the Jeffersons.

Posted by: Miklos, Movin' on Up at September 30, 2022 01:55 AM (AWztB)

618 Best theme song of all time: Rockford Files. Second place: Starsky and Hutch.

Change my mind.


It's Garry Shandling's Show

*mic drop*

Posted by: Weirddave at September 30, 2022 01:56 AM (eCiYT)

619 >> Posted by: Fred Sanford

You ol' fish-eyed fool.

Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)

620 It's Garry Shandling's Show

*mic drop*
Posted by: Weirddave

Derivative.

Posted by: It's Happy Doody Time at September 30, 2022 01:59 AM (AWztB)

621
You know who sang the Jefferson's theme?

Wilona, from Good Times.

Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)

622 Posted by: Fred Sanford

You ol' fish-eyed fool.
Posted by: Aunt Esther

I would drink some Champipple with Fred and Grady any day. Hell Skillet too.

Posted by: Miklos values the quality of the company over the expense of the booze at September 30, 2022 02:01 AM (AWztB)

623 The theme to Hawaii 5-O was a stalwart of my high school band's repertoire.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:01 AM (a4EWo)

624 Concur. Hawaii 5 OH is absolutely the pinnacle of the theme song tracks.

Long form version of it is Purina Speeding Ticket Chow. IF that is, you can endure the 8 track CHUNK change of one pair of tracks to the next.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2022 02:02 AM (e6UQI)

625 >> would drink some Champipple with Fred and Grady any day.

Ditto. Here's to Fred and Grady!

Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz)

626 AOC says 'forcing working class people to give birth against their will' by banning abortion is a 'profound economic issue' - because it will force workplace 'conscription' and force women to get second and third jobs

https://mol.im/a/11264049

Posted by: Ciampino - AOC is asshoe at September 30, 2022 02:03 AM (qfLjt)

627
Here's the original Ventures version of the Hawaii Five-O theme:

https://tinyurl.com/kuab3u7

Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

628 Ditto. Here's to Fred and Grady!
Posted by: Aunt Esther

Especially Grady!

(My Carolina Grandaddy's best fishing and hunting buddy was also named Grady).

Posted by: Miklos salutes All Noble Grady Peoples at September 30, 2022 02:05 AM (AWztB)

629
Don't see harm in saying it here with the Horde. But yes, my father's name is Grady.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

630 All in the Family

Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 02:07 AM (KAi1n)

631 Here's the original Ventures version of the Hawaii Five-O theme:

https://tinyurl.com/kuab3u7
Posted by: Aunt Esther

The first time I heard the Ventures live, and heard them speak, I was shocked.

They spoke like...Canadians.

Posted by: Miklos saw the a second time because excellently extra good at September 30, 2022 02:09 AM (AWztB)

632
Some of my fondest memories are watching Hawaii Five-O with my father as kid back in the '70s.

He enjoyed fussing about Jack Lord. Called him "Pretty Boy". He would say, "Look at him, look at him! He's posing! He thinks he's the stuff!".

At the time, I didn't understand. Daddy was enjoying himself. I mean, Jack Lord's hair was legend, Dad's was not. Daddy appreciated Jack Lord, but in a back-handed sort of way.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)

633 All in the Family
Posted by: SFGoth

I will hurt you

Posted by: Punky Brewster at September 30, 2022 02:10 AM (AWztB)

634 The theme to Hawaii 5-O was a stalwart of my high school band's repertoire.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

No love?

Posted by: TSOP at September 30, 2022 02:11 AM (AWztB)

635 . I mean, Jack Lord's hair was legend, Dad's was not. Daddy appreciated Jack Lord, but in a back-handed sort of way.
Posted by: publius

But your Dad has more hair than me

Posted by: Miklos assumes victim status at September 30, 2022 02:13 AM (AWztB)

636
Talk about serendipity. I'm recalling a Sanford and Son episode or two where they went to Hawaii, and got in trouble with Five-O. Fred was making Jack Lord pretty boy jokes!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)

637 >> But your Dad has more hair than me

Maybe, but Daddy has been doing the back to front comb over thing for a while.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)

638 With shows like The Jeffersons and Good Times and Sanford and Son, I (whitey) knew I was watching a show with non-whiteys. But unlike today, when race is shoved in our face (THIS IS AN IMPORTANT BLACK VOICE WHO EXPLAINS BLACKNESS ARTISTICALLY BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FUNDAMENTALLY BIGOTED TO UNDERSTAND) which is so F-ing belittling to the artist, I watched those shows voluntarily because they were funny. Period. They drew me in automatically, I didn't feel compelled out of guilt to watch them.

This country is brimming with shitheads now.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:18 AM (RG7Wy)

639 Miklos. That video of the Ventures was clearly a Made for TV moment.

There was an entire Large and in Charge Brass Section on the soundtrack, not even remotely referenced in the vid.

Listen especially to the loud trombone "BLATT!" a few seconds before the final chords.

If they were Mygar horns, they'd be "BLYAT" trombones? I dunno, you enlighten me, m'kay?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/zzzz

Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2022 02:18 AM (e6UQI)

640 Boy the way Ted Nugent played. Drugs like ludes were on parade. Boys like us we had it made. Those were the days. And you knew where you were then. At the creek around the bend. Mister we could use a man like Jimmy Carter again. Looked down upon the welfare state. Everybody had less weight. Gee my Micronauts were great. Those were the days!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 02:19 AM (KAi1n)

641 I'm recalling a Sanford and Son episode or two where they went to Hawaii, and got in trouble with Five-O. Fred was making Jack Lord pretty boy jokes!
Posted by: publius,

The one where Frank Cannon crashes into Lamont's rental car and Fred tells Wo Fat "Ima knock you out"?

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at September 30, 2022 02:22 AM (AWztB)

642 Listen especially to the loud trombone "BLATT!" a few seconds before the final chords.

If they were Mygar horns, they'd be "BLYAT" trombones? I dunno, you enlighten me, m'kay?

Jim

Thank you

I was nice enough to not point that out.

Posted by: Miklos brings his own Horn Section at September 30, 2022 02:25 AM (AWztB)

643 I loved Hawaii 5-0 as a kid.

But always thought Wo Fat was the coolest.

He got away with EVERYTHING

Posted by: Evil Genius in training Miklos Fat at September 30, 2022 02:28 AM (AWztB)

644 for comparison:

Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like me we had it made. Those were the days. Didn't need no welfare state. Ev'rybody pulled his weight. Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days. And you knew who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 02:30 AM (rnYgr)

645 623 The theme to Hawaii 5-O was a stalwart of my high school band's repertoire.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:01 AM (a4EWo)


We had California Dreamin and Sleigh Ride. Same idea.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:30 AM (LOVUx)

646
I'm reading about the Theme. Morton Stevens was the composer. The Ventures version was a a cover in '69. The album titled "Hawaii Five-O" did well.

You can find live performances of this by the Ventures. There were no horns in it. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)

647 This country is brimming with shitheads now.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:18 AM (RG7Wy)

Flip Wilson was awesome.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:32 AM (LOVUx)

648 Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like me we had it made. Those were the days. Didn't need no welfare state. Ev'rybody pulled his weight. Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days. And you knew who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Posted by: m

This content has been removed for violations of our Community Standards.

Posted by: FaceTubeWitter at September 30, 2022 02:32 AM (AWztB)

649 >> Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.

That line threw me well into adulthood. "Gee aroloasa red grate" was how it sounded to me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)

650 Flip Wilson was awesome.
Posted by: tcn in AK,

I suspect Trump would have appointed him to be an Actual Judge.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at September 30, 2022 02:34 AM (AWztB)

651 You can find live performances of this by the Ventures. There were no horns in it. :-)
Posted by: publius,

I saw/heard the Ventures live twice.

No horns were used or injured in the making of the music.

Posted by: Miklosian Intact memory cells at September 30, 2022 02:37 AM (AWztB)

652 647
Flip Wilson was awesome.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:32 AM (LOVUx)

Ray Charles and Geraldine. So funny.

http://y2u.be/WZ-E4bvrA1U

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:39 AM (RG7Wy)

653 My mom is in Lakeland. I haven't heard from her since yesterday, but I'm not too worried. She lives in a block house, she was well prepared, and Lakeland is inland.

Brother & family are in Deland, also in a block-type house. He texted & said they're still without power, cooking on grills outside & it's chilly. Otherwise, mimimal house damage; a few large trees went over but neighbors cleared them from streets & only lake docks were completely destroyed. He thinks Voulsia County may have suffered much less than about 17 years ago when there were back-to-back storms.

Keeping all residents & emergency responders in prayers & also all of those now in the path of the reforming storm.




Posted by: Lola at September 30, 2022 02:40 AM (NIYa7)

654
Re Jack Lord. A while back I read something. Jack Lord most likely had rheumatoid arthritis. His family/estate has never confirmed it, but they've never denied it either.

I'm pretty sure he did. Watching him, his movements and behavior is indeed signaling "my joints hurt like a sonuvabitch". I recognize it well.

You know that odd way he hold his handgun. Grasping one wrist:

https://tinyurl.com/2qjsvt9x
https://tinyurl.com/2oc2u6zz

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)

655
Anyway, that ain't no way to aim and shoot a handgun. I wouldn't do it. But guess what, if I were posing holding a gun, and my wrists got hurting with this stupid RA, you might see me doing something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)

656 Just realized that Geraldine was Geraldine Jones.

Might be some fambly 'round here.

Posted by: Miklos can imagine at September 30, 2022 02:42 AM (AWztB)

657 You know that odd way he hold his handgun. Grasping one wrist:

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
---------------

I didn't know about his possible arthritis, but there was definitely bad gun holding back then in TV and movies. Dirty Harry also had that grip. Makes me cringe, ugh.

https://tinyurl.com/sbbbr4ma

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:47 AM (RG7Wy)

658 High school band lacked guitars, had a surplus of brass, their stirring rendition of Hawaii 5-O never failed to inspire the hometown team to go out and score a field goal in the second half.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)

659 656 Just realized that Geraldine was Geraldine Jones.

Might be some fambly 'round here.
Posted by: Miklos can imagine at September 30, 2022 02:42 AM (AWztB)

"What you see is what you get!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:52 AM (LOVUx)

660
Jack Lord was no Dean Martin. He was no Jim Garner or Mike Connors. But he was Jack Lord, and Best Hair and all that. Here's to Jack Lord!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)

661 58 High school band lacked guitars, had a surplus of brass, their stirring rendition of Hawaii 5-O never failed to inspire the hometown team to go out and score a field goal in the second half.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)

----------
That's funny.

The "coolest" TV song my dumb band ever did was the theme to The Greatest American Hero.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:55 AM (RG7Wy)

662
Here's the original "Jack Lord had RA" theory:

https://tinyurl.com/2j2tuhve

Note, I concur with all of that. I've got it, and that all rings true.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)

663
Jack Lord was also a Ford Man.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)

664 My father has RA. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Well, maybe some. Its a real bastard. He barley can play guitar anymore. He has good days and bad days.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:01 AM (VwHCD)

665 I actually wonder if he's on the right meds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:02 AM (VwHCD)

666 >> He has good days and bad days.

Yes, indeed. This TNF blocker they've got me on now is doing fairly well. All it can do is slow the progression down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

667 Here's to Jack Lord!
Posted by: publius

Asshaole

*drinks anyway*

Posted by: Don Ho at September 30, 2022 03:04 AM (AWztB)

668 >> I actually wonder if he's on the right meds.

That varies with the individual. Me, some of the heavier ones, while they can help in the short term, have long term drawbacks. Glenn Frey of the Eagles had a RA, and was done in by some of those long term effects.

Me, I'd rather have joint destruction than that. But that's me, and that's an individual decision.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

669 My youngest son has RA, I feel for him always, he remains a cheerful person. Speaking of Geraldine, publius has the devil in him tonight.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:05 AM (a4EWo)

670
BTW, Rodenberry considered Jack Lord for the role of Capt. Kirk. Imagine that. Beam me up, Dano! or Book 'im, Scotty!

Rodenberry also wanted Martin Landau for the role of Spock. He couldn't do it. Nimoy took over Landau's role on Mission Impossible, so they sort of were intertwined.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)

671 Jack Lord was also a Ford Man.
Posted by: publius

Frank Cannon also drove Ford products.

For about a week.

Posted by: Miklos, bankrupt auto insurance agent at September 30, 2022 03:07 AM (AWztB)

672 Wish you well, publius. That was an interesting read on Mr. Lord

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 03:10 AM (RG7Wy)

673
I've oft said I wouldn't wish RA on my worst enemy, as well. However, I would wish, trade it to say the Chicoms, or the motherWEFers, or the Woke Brigade.

A regular enemy, no. But those guys are special.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)

674 When the show was approaching launch, the series bible for 'Star Trek:TNG' used the pitch line 'Hill St. Blues in space'. The idea was to have more long term story arcs as became common by the late 90s. This turned out to be an impossible sell in the 80s for a show dependent on syndicators rather the support of a single major network.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 30, 2022 03:15 AM (uNrGf)

675 A regular enemy, no. But those guys are special.
Posted by: publius

Most disputes can be resolved.

But sometimes, they just want you dead.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at September 30, 2022 03:17 AM (AWztB)

676
Cannon: Lincoln Continentals (and he went through a bunch)

Steve McGarrett: Mercuries. Grand Marquis, among others.

Barnaby Jones: LTDs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)

677 Yeah i don't know what my father is taking for RA. I think he is taking prednisone. Not sure if he switched to something else, or doing a few things.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:17 AM (VwHCD)

678 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

My alarm clock works. I'm usually awake before it goes off but not this morning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2022 03:18 AM (sAmhv)

679 >> he is taking prednisone.

Prednisone is BAD long term. It's like cumulative dose over time. Keep that to a minimum. The stuff will do wonders for a flare short term, but long term use will ruin you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

680 Frank Cannon just climbed into his Lincoln Continental with a seemingly plush red interior, matched his red shirt.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:19 AM (a4EWo)

681 Time for bed.

The dog won't sleep unless I do.

Posted by: Miklos Shoulders Responsibilities at September 30, 2022 03:21 AM (AWztB)

682 Bers, Only three weeks 'til Texas!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:22 AM (a4EWo)

683 Lincoln Continental with a seemingly plush red interior, matched his red shirt.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I want.

Not so expensive , because the stupid kids don't want them.

Posted by: Miklos will sleep on this at September 30, 2022 03:23 AM (AWztB)

684
Searching Hawaii Five-O and Steve McGarrett and such, I see they've done a re-make of the show. Some guy who isn't Jack Lord playing McGarrett.

I'm trying to avoid looking at this. I do not want to have my memories spat upon by modern Hollywood.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)

685
Cannon, Mannix, and all the cool PIs had car phones. Old School analog car phones.

Cannon's Continentals had them installed. I was interested in that a while back and was searching around. In some of the Cannon scenes, they had a Motorola, but it wasn't mounted upside down. A Cannon blooper, you might say.

Mannix, not in his own car, once used a briefcase phone. This was based on a real model that actually existed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)

686 I've wanted a gaudy old Rolls Royce from a long dead east Texas oil baron that the family was stuck with and hated. Used to be able to find them at low(ish) prices, probably all gobbled up by now. When I first told my wife this she said - funny, will never happen. Oh well.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 03:30 AM (RG7Wy)

687
TV PIs of the Old School all had to gave fabulous hair, and a car phone. Cannon excepted on the hair thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:31 AM (Mzdiz)

688
Well, Rockford didn't have a car phone. He had a fabulous answering machine in his trailer. But he had good hair.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:33 AM (Mzdiz)

689
Believe it or not, some of those old analog radio telephone services are still in operation in some remote, sparse areas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)

690 Prednisone is BAD long term. It's like cumulative dose over time. Keep that to a minimum. The stuff will do wonders for a flare short term, but long term use will ruin you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

yeah I think thats what he uses it for, flare ups. There is another drug, but I can't spell it arencia, erencia, some shit like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:35 AM (VwHCD)

691 Off to bed, Horde, I am starting to feel tired. 'Til tomorrow then.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:36 AM (a4EWo)

692 Bers, Only three weeks 'til Texas!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:22 AM (a4EWo)

I know, don't remind me. I have to get this frigging kitchen done. I should have the granite in about a week. I would like the kitchen to be operational before I leave. I don't care if the bling isn't done, but it would be nice to have it functional.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:38 AM (VwHCD)

693
Those old analog VHF "car phone" systems were very expensive and very exclusive (not enough bandwidth). The equipment was leased for well over $100 per month, and the call rate was over $1 per minute.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)

694
That was '70s dollars mind you, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:44 AM (Mzdiz)

695 Plenty of phone booths in the 70s in LA for Rockford to use. No need for a car phone.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2022 03:47 AM (sAmhv)

696 Plus that little restaurant near his trailer had a phone he always used.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2022 03:48 AM (sAmhv)

697 Shame it's not really Friday, working tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 03:56 AM (xhxe8)

698
Oh, looking it up, the last of the old VHF "Car phone" systems, IMTS, are all gone now, at least in North America.

They held for a long time, but they have been killed now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:57 AM (Mzdiz)

699 Get this, Mitt Romney is not doing a damn thing to help Mike Lee in his re-election campaign and other Republican senators are said to be "baffled" about it.

Baffled, they are.

I'm not.



Posted by: bed head at September 30, 2022 03:57 AM (Y1sOo)

700 700!

Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 04:02 AM (0ixKl)

701 Bacon today Debbie

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:11 AM (xhxe8)

702 Hiya Mawnin' Horde !

Posted by: JT at September 30, 2022 04:15 AM (T4tVD)

703 Get this, Mitt Romney is not doing a damn thing to help Mike Lee in his re-election campaign and other Republican senators are said to be "baffled" about it.

Baffled, they are.

I'm not.

Posted by: bed head at September 30, 2022 03:57 AM (Y1sOo)

What don't they understand about the dude being a frigging douche tool. They really live in a bubble.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 04:18 AM (VwHCD)

704 Shame it's not really Friday, working tomorrow
Posted by: Skip

You'll be ROLLIN' in DOUGH !

Posted by: JT at September 30, 2022 04:25 AM (T4tVD)

705 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2022 04:26 AM (LsEU/)

706 It flys outta here as fast as comes in

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:26 AM (xhxe8)

707 No The Man From U.N.C.L.E. No Red Skelton. No Mork and Mindy?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022

***
Morning, all,

The 100 "greatest" TV shows? I can't believe I scrolled through the whole thing and U.N.C.L.E. wasn't there. Some of those things I've never heard of.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2022 04:28 AM (c6xtn)

708 701 Bacon today Debbie
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:11 AM (xhxe

I hope you made enough for everybody.

Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 04:31 AM (0ixKl)

709 While waiting for Pixy, repost Bad Blue
https://tinyurl.com/5ywjzcpp

The video od Canadian woman is terrible, but a true believer or brainwashed I don't know

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:33 AM (xhxe8)

710 Thanks, I need a conservative opinion on star trek. I am a fan of all things sci fi and fantasy and have seen nearly every movie and tv show and even anime series that are set in space. Except star trek.

Just cant get into TNG, been trying for about 3 decades. Powered through Enterprise. It was ok, but inferior to shows like Farscape and Andromeda and even stargate.

Sounds like i should take DS9 for a spin, I like the more babylon 5 type premise.

Posted by: Shiggz at September 30, 2022 04:36 AM (0SrVS)

711 Wonder if rant woman voted for it and will again?

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:41 AM (xhxe8)

712 Romney has been such an embarrassment. Now I know how religious Jews feel about Soros, Gates, and Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Shiggz at September 30, 2022 04:46 AM (0SrVS)

713 Pixy is awake.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2022 04:58 AM (LsEU/)

714 “A friend from Texas” would not use Barilla pasta, he would use Skinner’s.

Do you all need some pasta for the Moron-Meet up?

Let me know if you’d like a pasta feed one night…I’ll supply the pasta.

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