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Just The ONT, Ma'am
Good evening Morons. I hope all of our Florida peeps have weathered the storm and are safe. My mom is in Lakeland. I haven't heard from her since yesterday, but I'm not too worried. She lives in a block house, she was well prepared, and Lakeland is inland. Why don't we open the ONT with a hurricane tip:
Tonight's Argument
The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time I think the list suffers a bit from some recency bias, but I'm sure that many of you will have your own opinions. Say, here's an idea. Why don't you share them in the comments?To Boldly Go
35 years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation premiered. pic.twitter.com/M5cmgCn4Y6
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 30, 2022
Cop Stuff For some reason, a lot of cop stuff landed on my content list this week. I'll lump it all together here. First of all, this tragedy. 15-year-old at center of Amber Alert killed in shootout between deputies, suspect on 15 Freeway The suspect was her father, who had kidnapped her. He got in a shootout with police, and she broke cover and was killed. Here's my absolutely and completely non-expert opinion, based entirely on the reports of the incident in the media: Tragedy. If police are engaged in an active firefight with the occupant of a vehicle, and someone dressed in tactical gear breaks from that vehicle and charges towards them, it is reasonable to assume that they are under attack and to engage that target. The fact that it was the little girl and not an attacker makes this a tragedy. Very sad. Regrettable. But unavoidable at times due to the fact that we're all fallible human beings. The bigger problem we have is the nature of policing in this country. Traditionally, the role in society that police filled was to protect and serve. Yes, their job involved enforcement duties, but they were expected to be as fair as possible, to demonstrate judgment and restraint (kid w/ a six pack "Go home kid, don't let me catch you again") and, most of all, to run to the sound of gunfire. In short, they were expected to be paladins, and were accorded respect and honor commensurate with those expectations (I'm talking generally here, I know there have always been bad cops). Now, however, cops are enforcers and bureaucrats. Their job is to punish non-orthodoxy, to meet quotas and most of all to keep people cowed to make sure that OBEY. (Again, generally speaking, and mostly about the role they are expected to fill in society. There's lots of good cops out there). So you get police forces full of Tommy Tacticals who get their little pee-pees hard by being a bully with a badge, Debbie Diversity-Hires who don't know the difference between a taser and a pistol and Carl Cowards who stand in a hallway for an hour washing their hands while some lunatic shoots a couple of dozen school children. This is a seismic shift, and one that's really hard for a lot of older, reflexively back-the-blue types to get their head around. I know, I'm one of them. It's also a much less pleasant society to live in. Here's an after action report on a shooting in Tacoma, Washington, Tacoma Police OIS - 6700 South Madison St (8/28/22). The video is 8 minutes long, but it does a really good job of walking through the incident. I want to bring your attention to the part that starts at 5:06, body cam footage from Officer Munn who took the suspect down. That is one cool and collected cop. Pulls up to scene.
Puts down coffee.
Opens door.
Remembers to grab his keys.
Walks to the rear of his car.
Gets out his rifle, charges it. Braces himself against the side of the car.
Fires one shot, hitting the suspect at 183 yards.
Flicks the safety back on.
Fin Betcha he saw action in the sandbox. Finally, there's this cop, who truly embodies the mantra “protect and serve”.
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— 5-Point-5-Six ?ﾟﾇﾲ (@AkaMrJenkins) September 23, 2022
I'm from Chicago, Bro
A man casually carrying a shotgun and claiming to be from Chicago walked into a Florida convenience store during an attempted robbery but walked out when a clerk displayed his own weapon, authorities said.Video of the incident at the link. Finally, this guy made a whole bunch of poor decisions. He was wanted for home invasion and bank robbery. Cops were following him, and moved to apprehend him outside a mini-mart.
Rakim Stephen Tate, 32, made a bad decision that “became a worse decision” when he walked into a convenience store on Sept. 9 with a visible shotgun to his side, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said Monday.
He is charged with openly carrying a prohibited weapon and attempted robbery with a firearm.
Tate walked around the store for a few seconds before a clerk out of view from a camera in the store is heard talking to him, according to security footage. The clerk apparently noticed Tate arming himself before he entered the store and went into a back room to arm himself with his personal weapon, authorities said.
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 30, 2022
Rant Of The Week
She's really mad. pic.twitter.com/M5CMtsmY3Y
— D. Scott @eclipsethis2003 (@eclipsethis2003) September 26, 2022
News For The Nightwalkers
Is 6 Hours Of Sleep Really Enough? Science Has A Very Clear Answer So make sure you go to bed when Pixy comes up. (J/K Pixy)
Lying To Women And not the good kind of lying that gets you laid (I'm kidding ladies, I'M KIDDING! Stop throwing stuff!). Women have been led astray on egg-freezing, bombshell study finds
Many American women who do want kids are delaying it, and opting to freeze their eggs—a seemingly magical solution that means they can make a decision about parenthood on their own terms. But this strategy may not be as failsafe as expected. Groundbreaking research, the first of its kind in the U.S. finds that for the majority of women, egg-freezing sadly won’t result in a child being born. Only around one in three of those who choose to freeze their eggs will wind up having a child after going through the entire process, the study finds—and that success rate drops drastically for older women.On one hand, I feel sorry for women who were told this was an easy way to “have it all” and now are facing child-free futures that they didn't want. On the other it's hard not to think “Oh well. You made your choice. Too bad the results weren't quite what you were promised” Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by self-defense:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (ke0Cj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:02 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Par at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: wing at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:03 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:04 PM (P1f+c)
What a crock.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 10:05 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (I2/tG)
https://mol.im/a/11264087
Posted by: Ciampino - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (KouR0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (6VKyY)
I was listening to someone from Lakeland tonight who said they lost some power, but all the bad stuff went to the east of them.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 10:08 PM (BxhCI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:08 PM (K5n5d)
We live in a trailer. It's gone thru 135 mph winds, losing some chunks of roofing. But the structure and ground anchors are rated for 140 mph+.
The piles of broken loose trailers seen in Fl are caused mostly by storm surge, not necessarily by winds.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (JOtiF)
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I've never been able to forgive them for the split infinitive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (rmVXY)
You wish, and you hope, and sometimes you still don't get what you want.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (I2/tG)
Well, *something* is being reduced...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (llON8)
I know, right? She said it so well and so succinctly. I mean who wouldn't be won over by THAT???
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (3Or4S)
I was listening to someone from Lakeland tonight who said they lost some power, but all the bad stuff went to the east of them.
Posted by: t-bird
My daughter lives in Lakeland. No real issues - a bit blowy but that was it.
p.s. - Have your Mom go over to my D's place and slap some sense into her. We're too far away. Thanks.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:10 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:11 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jewells45
I would be interested to know what she does for a living and what her co-workers think of her.
Not because I care but rather because I'm catty that way.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
^^^I know. As she was screaming I was waiting for her to thank Biden for this crap....
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (foa6+)
I'm $400,000 poorer than I was a year ago, and I'm not a multi-millionaire.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (uwW33)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Theodore
The Gong Show
F-Troop
Petticoat Junction
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)
A couple of nights previous in the 40's. The house temp dropped to 68 deg this morning, so, time to fire up the boiler.
I always hold my breath when doing this, as there is a lot that can go wrong. Checked the three circulator pumps, backflow valves, and most importantly, the high temperature limit on the boiler. Now...if all the two dozen joints are good...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (MMzVU)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
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Maybe she tried and failed. Some kind of wound on her forehead? These people are not very good at things. When I say "things" I mean "pretty much all things" and by "pretty much all things" I mean "all I can do is foam at the mouth at what I don't understand."
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (RG7Wy)
it *is* a tragedy, but it was also Cali Cop San Bernadino is near LA where the cops played duckhunt with every make and model of vehicle in SoCal during the Dorner hunt.
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at September 29, 2022 10:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (bGwcP)
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:12 PM (foa6+)
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Heh. the end is great: "Sit the fuck down is the first step towards recovery..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Ti+Tv)
If that doesn't work, you attach the clips to your nipples, making you scream loud enough to cause the neighbors to show up with firearms.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)
//Chicago Hoodlum
welcome to Florida fucker and allow me to introduce you to the gators....
//Florida Man
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven
"Duckhunt"?
You're not really 29 are you.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Theodore
The Gong Show
F-Troop
Petticoat Junction
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)
I agree, and no Wild Wild West either. Dumbass ignorant kids! Can't write, can't read, just screw up classics!!! Why are they still on my lawn?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (NCgXW)
You wish, and you hope, and sometimes you still don't get what you want.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Seems like it won't be anywhere near that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (bGwcP)
We deal with the aftermath because we have to.
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.
.
No one's dealing with the beforemath.
It was a slow day, okay?
Posted by: mindful webworker - preponderantly ponderer at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (drn6z)
I noticed that. Who the hell knows.. maybe a weird tattoo?? Whatever.. she's batshit crazy. No wonder I carry everywhere. These people will take it to the next level. They'll start physically attacking people because they are so unhinged.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
98 dollars... so ... 20 gallon tank? at least like 18 unless she was on fumes... so... driving a big ol SUV?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (oHd/0)
Eh, it's not a bad list, but there were some questionable additions just for hipness/representation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Don't accept low-quality imitations, kids.
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2022 10:19 PM (F6Xpw)
Not hardly, I used to get lit up and spend money to shoot that fucking dog....
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)
//Chicago Hoodlum
welcome to Florida fucker and allow me to introduce you to the gators....
//Florida Man
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Dumbass was lucky it was a transplant working there, or you'd have heard nothing about this. Just a few more bubbles in the Everglades.
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (Ti+Tv)
Therefore, the list is worthless.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Theodore
The Gong Show
F-Troop
Petticoat Junction
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)
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Futurama
Scrubs
The Tick
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (K5n5d)
But She is right about most of the billionaires; they push the big government deomocrats; only interested in making it very hard for someone with some new idea to shove them out of top place. Looking at you Zuckerberg et al.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39)
If that doesn't work, you attach the clips to your nipples, making you scream loud enough to cause the neighbors to show up with firearms.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)
^^The book thread for fiction is Sunday! JK very clever. :-)
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:21 PM (foa6+)
I'd already paused it when she blamed 'the religious right' etc etc, so I resumed, and it was worth it. Lol.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:21 PM (JOtiF)
Heh. the end is great: "Sit the fuck down is the first step towards recovery..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)
^^Yes, really made the video.
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2022 10:22 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2022 10:22 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (5/Hp1)
I know, right? She said it so well and so succinctly. I mean who wouldn't be won over by THAT???
Posted by: jewells45
Most important of all, what happened to her hair?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (tp+tP)
Hundreds of "news reports" and editorials have already been pre-written explaining how Floridians killed themselves by opposing the Green New Deal, and how Republicans are responsible for all the deaths.
Without a sufficient body count, all those articles are unusable.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:21 PM
That's precisely what I did...
One would think we'd have learned by know!
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (h2JN8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
The shows on streaming services just can't approach the cultural impact of shows from an earlier era where people actually watched broadcast TV.
Glaring omissions:
If you put Roots on, why not Shogun?
The Prisoner.
The UK version of House of Cards.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (Bw6br)
Without a sufficient body count, all those articles are unusable.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
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They probably have them written like "Mad Libs" so they can just fill in the blanks when they need a story...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
Without a sufficient body count, all those articles are unusable.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Maybe they can make a variant of Sit the Fuck Down for the liars in the media.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM (5/Hp1)
What about Your Show of Shows (Sid Caesar), The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Gunsmoke, Have Gun, Will Travel, Carol Burnette?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (bGwcP)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM
A little French from time to time classes this joint up a bit, don't you think...
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (h2JN8)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (+J0HH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (+J0HH)
Yea it was. I hope he's turning the corner. That broke my heart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:27 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:27 PM (C1rbv)
>The Biden Administration's climate change policies are why we're having these catastrophic weather events. Joe has no regard for the common American.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: MichiCanuck
I watched the American version right up until Faggy kissed the SS agent. I damn near destroyed the TV.
Why do they have to ghey everything up?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (h2JN8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (+J0HH)
Posted by: Zettai
Mostly, but this being the ONT, it merely confuses me....
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (EZebt)
Um, wasn't he underage back then?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:29 PM (P1f+c)
>The Biden Administration's climate change policies are why we're having these catastrophic weather events. Joe has no regard for the common American.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (z+OQR)
So, according to them, Hurricane is worser due to climate change. Climate change is due to CO2. Largest CO2 producer by far? China.
So, China is killing Americans....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)
First, the guy on the ground with the dog and 3 cops with rifles surrounding him -- The text sez he had a round in the chamber and *rounds* in the magazine.
But yeah, his decision making skillz were not top notch.
Second, the 15 y.o girl wearing tach gear -- The evidence isn't in yet, but she as well as dear old dad *may* have been firing thru the back window as the they were being pursued. Dad was for sure.
I really can't fault the cops on this one, unless there are lies. Many times, there are lies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (YWLil)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (bGwcP)
Since you don't want to go to RS, AOP, Honeymooners, Lucy, and Carol were on the list.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (6VKyY)
Oh FFS. Rogan went from a marginally successful comedic actor to the most important, and best, interviewer working right now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: havel at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (PRDNR)
Why do they have to ghey everything up?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:28 PM (LsEU/)
I would defend it by pointing out that Robin Wright got in on the action too....but on second thought, that's not much of a defense.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (tp+tP)
>The Biden Administration's climate change policies are why we're having these catastrophic weather events. Joe has no regard for the common American.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
That idiot can't remember the direction he took to get on stage....expecting him to know history is just cruel.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
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But they left off Lawrence Welk...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (anj39)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: Neil Gaima adding 15 minutes of dude on dude genie sex for no reason to American Gods at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Infidel
Dusty in here.
Hopefully he is doing okay now. Boy oh boy.. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Infidel
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Show after show, I tell the bad guys, 'Do not on Matt Dillon. Do they listen? No.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (S5jV/)
Posted by: Captain Midnight at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (hfOpt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
...do not *draw*...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:33 PM (S5jV/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (7bRMQ)
That was a flat out awful list. I made it to 90.
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (gAzHd)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
why should I give an evil entity the right to install scripts on my computer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (bGwcP)
Posted by: Matt Dillon at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (oTZbj)
Adding girl on girl action to a show generally adds prurient male interest.
The only people interested in guy on guy action are...gay men. Who are about 1% of the population...and it drives away everyone else.
Posted by: Obligatory at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: havel
On iOS, all browsers are Safari. Apple doesn't allow otherwise.
You can set javascript on or off for each browser.
So install a second browser, even though it's just Safari wearing a fright wig. Turn of scripting on that one, and use it for AoS. No more jacked-up ads trying to melt your phone's battery.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Kamala at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (EZebt)
Um, wasn't he underage back then?
Cried after every session on the couch too. It was HOT.
Posted by: Some Producer at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:30 PM (YWLil)
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I think it was George Carlin who did a bit on "F*ckitall" brand of multivitamin. This was when Geritol was a thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (anj39)
Only you can say that here. After all, its your blog. But anybody other than you gets a huge ear of "Back the Blue" and "Troll".
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (gAzHd)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (C1rbv)
Last radiation treatment was today. Little girl is doing just fine, has a big grin on her face in the FB pictures, and they don't think the tumor will be coming back.
God still works miracles.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (O/r0K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 10:32 PM (K5n5d)
That's right, Perfessor! The bastards!
Good night, sleep tight....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (Pf/ob)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 10:38 PM (xxG/v)
You can set javascript on or off for each browser.
So install a second browser, even though it's just Safari wearing a fright wig. Turn of scripting on that one, and use it for AoS. No more jacked-up ads trying to melt your phone's battery.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM (P1f+c)
Thank you, good idea
Posted by: havel at September 29, 2022 10:38 PM (PRDNR)
That police dog - can't quite tell, but might be a Belgian Malinois. Like our pooch adopted last Spring, so, our new favorite dog. Heckuva cop dog. Great farm dog. Big mass of muscle. And brains. But mostly muscle.
Posted by: mindful webworker - good dog had a good day at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (drn6z)
Sure I guess the Simpsons is always on some channel, but with the internet why would you ever watch it?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sgt Schultz at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (oTZbj)
>It's weird, huh? The guy was just a meathead MMA announcer and now he has his finger on the pulse of our current culture? Light up another blunt, bro.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:34 PM (C1rbv)
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Shelley Fabares too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Theodore
"Oh Max. . . . . "
humma humma humma
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 10:40 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 10:40 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: havel at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (PRDNR)
Lots of people trying to view the HQ on their phones have been complaining. I haven't had any problems with this old Win7 PC, or with a Linux PC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 10:40 PM (bGwcP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 10:31 PM (6VKyY)
How does he push a cow out of his ass?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 10:41 PM (llON8)
The Party of Death expresses its concern. How quaint.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 10:41 PM (wiM5O)
Posted by: Toenail Fungus at September 29, 2022 10:41 PM (oTZbj)
He is trying oh so hard to be a good boy on national tv and...note the ring girl as well https://youtu.be/JoJw6zQQ-f4?t=106
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 07:45 PM (M+Lyo)
It was Pug. He didn't seem worried though.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 29, 2022 07:47 PM (3p4cr)
*From downstairs.*
No worries. It went well. Just the usual HR booshit about being my best self and all that and "reaching out" if I need help. Man I hate that phrase. My boss is cool. He knows me. HR lady is nice, but, well, HR.
I can pretty much coast until retirement, which is the best scenario in a lot of scenarios I envision.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
*wipes tears*
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)
Nope. These are city kids, don't know a thing about the west. That's why all these crap city shows are on the list.
They didn't have Tales of Wells Fargo either.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Can't without logging in to twitter. Fuck off, twitter.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 10:42 PM (wiM5O)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 29, 2022 10:35 PM
I'd read somewhere that lesbians are great consumers of ghey (male) pr0n...
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (fBOzH)
But plenty of "who cares?" on the list.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
B5> TNG/DS9. It was that good.
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (kMCI0)
Meds to live by.
Or not.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (pGonq)
The long hair was a better look for her.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: BuckIV at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (CLfqv)
The Party of Death expresses its concern. How quaint.
Posted by: t-bird
It was meant as a hopeful message, not concern. Is Jackie here? I guess she's not here.
Posted by: Joey B at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (EZebt)
But plenty of "who cares?" on the list.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
B5> TNG/DS9. It was that good.
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:43 PM (kMCI0)
DaveInFla Johnson and redchief Johnson are right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: WeirdDave
But seriously, what self-respecting Texan calls 9mm ammo "shells"?
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (P1f+c)
Did these idiots ever watch Carson?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (xxG/v)
hey dude! had dinner with the local field artillery association chapter. had a guest speaker talking about ling range precision strike weapons being fielded at Sill as prototypes. nice people. not like a bunch of stick in the mud remf duckhunters i usually hangout with. i'm considering joining the FA association now.
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 29, 2022 10:45 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at September 29, 2022 10:46 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:46 PM (EZebt)
Since TV is old enough now to have several "golden eras," one list will always be an insult. They should always be set up by genre or time period. There were a lot of minor gems, prototypes, short-run masterpieces. Lots more then than now.
We saw "The Defenders" as just an updated Perry Mason, but later I realized that without EG Marshall there would never have been all those hip later court procedurals. I especially liked Robert Loggia in "T.H.E. Cat" (he owned a jazz club). Checkmate seemed intelligent, and you never hear it mentioned any more. Not long ago "Blue Light" came up, with Robert Goulet(!) as a show-biz spy in Nazi Germany. The fun bit is that books that were Official Secreted decades later render some of the plots surprisingly plausible. No love for "Follow The Sun"?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 29, 2022 10:46 PM (x61Im)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Robin Williams Live on Broadway. Great set also included his amazing explanation of golf and what a woman sees when a man goes down on her.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (MGB5H)
Did these idiots ever watch Carson?
Posted by: Sasquatch
Not old enough to have seen Carson. But probably conceived during the opening monologue.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (oTZbj)
And if it isn't, he will make sure it winds up that way. Watch all those federal support airplanes wind up in...oh...Afghanistan.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (C1rbv)
You're free to say anything you want. I'm not made of glass. You also apparently missed the last paragraph of that segment.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (GpUUo)
Posted by: An Older Dennis Mitchell at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker
Ouch!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)
//Florida Man
Posted by: sven
Ooh, that reminded me, Miami Vice wasn't on that list was it? In one of the first episodes, something threateninghappened in a courtroom, and the judge whips out his shotgun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
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Which is why I didn't bother clicking on the list.
It's bad enough I'm forced to deal with zennials' inanity as it is, I'm not going to look for it.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Joey B
Better fly down and check up on Janet Reno.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:49 PM (r1z5A)
I love Florida.
"Worst hurricane of all time!"
Shut down for one day.
Hell we weren't even shut down, just worked from home.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:50 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (oTZbj)
I bet it was the show Doris Day was a guest.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (RG7Wy)
He bombed.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
And for that, we are all grateful.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 10:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 10:53 PM (5p7BC)
Mr Lucky?
Peter Gunn?
Yancey Derringer?
Any of those on the list?
I didn't look because Rolling Stone can ESADIAF.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 29, 2022 10:53 PM (P+D9B)
Posted by: Theodore at September 29, 2022 10:51 PM (pGonq)
Or Bewitched. Or The Brady Bunch. Or I Dream of Jeannie. Or Gilligan's Island. F*ck that list, actually.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2022 10:53 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (Pf/ob)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:47 PM (oTZbj)
===
You're too young to know about sex.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (EZebt)
>This is the perfect opportunity for the Biden Administration and the democrats to tax, spend and lie. And maybe pass some legislation for more money laundering and extortion.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: fly gal at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (6CtMt)
https://variety. com/2022/tv/ news/grendel-comic- book-tv-adaptation-netflix-1235385199/
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (kMCI0)
God bless them both
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (p/nbH)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (r46W7)
Gawd! What the heck happened to it? It sucks!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
But *how* 29 are we talking? Even the slightly advanced 29s probably watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as kids.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
And then she goes on Carson bra-less and rubs our noses in it.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (C1rbv)
Hillary Clinton once called the Suicide Hotline, but only to inquire if they were running a Two for One Special, and if they'd deliver to Ft. Marcy Park.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (Pf/ob)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (7bRMQ)
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Saw a guy wearing a T-shirt the other day, on the front was the name of some artillery outfit or another, on the back, 'You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (esps4)
I watched regularly. He was the greatest.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 10:57 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Jim
Well, that's the thread. Pack up and wait for Pixy.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:57 PM (2/GgP)
"insider?" political friend posted this, does make me wonder. "The globalists" have multiple levers of power, but hard to discern good from evil.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Tommy the Green Ranger for the win. Did have a crush on Amy Jo Johnson as the Pink Ranger back in the day.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 29, 2022 10:07 PM (KouR0)
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The problem with all those 'List of best ....." is that the content is already subjective, then to go and put the items in some sort of priority order, itself subjective, means we end up with a meaningless article. Never try to rank items such as songs, movies, TV shows, etc. I looked at that list and there are many which I've never even heard of. No two people will ever agree on the same order of such a large list. Think about it, we each have our own tastes and reasons for liking a show.
I noticed Leno's Tonight Show was missing.
Posted by: Ciampino - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Except it rare cases of documented abuse, there should never be an Amber Alert issued over a parent taking their child.
You can't kidnap your own kid, and far too often fathers are denied parental rights by the same judges that lock up J6 protesters, approve Mir-a-lago raids, order children into state custody because a parent objects to tranny surgery and more.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (RQLAD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It was "greatest shows," not "best shows." Subtly different.
So Dukes of Hazzard should be there. How many other TV shows have clothing named for them?
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (P1f+c)
"Twilight Zone" was the best written, acted, and thought provoking series to have aired.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
Spring 29. You know, spring, summer fall and winter 29 like.
If you watched Scooby, you're old enough.
ps. the best Scooby episode was the one with Batman and Robin, and the one with Jerry Reed.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:00 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at September 29, 2022 11:00 PM (esps4)
Heh, forgot about that UFO show. Loved it as a kid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 11:00 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:01 PM (+J0HH)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 11:01 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
I saw it by osmosis. Sons were fans. I was not. At all.
But they also liked Animaniacs and Dexter's Laboratory, and Freakazoid, so that made up for it.
I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. That was when the Cartoon network did not suck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
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Saw a guy wearing a T-shirt the other day, on the front was the name of some artillery outfit or another, on the back, 'You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2022 10:56 PM (esps4)
***
I have my St Barbara's medal hanging in the Den of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (h1jJh)
I really enjoyed some of the stills they used to highlight the shows:
- I loved the one of Joan and Don at the bar
- MTM and DVD was sweet
- Clare Danes has always made my heart melt
The whole thing was a pictorial time capsule. I enjoyed it...which really surprised me.
Posted by: Fievel and gang at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)
"Twilight Zone" was the best written, acted, and thought provoking series to have aired.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
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It helps when you are adapting some of the most awesome short stories ever written....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
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Yes. I used to work for a publication and we ranked a top 20 once a week. The meeting for that was so stupid. Fifteen minutes on why such and such should be rated 13 instead of 14. OMG, throw a dart or throw me out the window please.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (xxG/v)
So Dukes of Hazzard should be there. How many other TV shows have clothing named for them?
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:59 PM (P1f+c)
Ok, but if the shows are crap, they're not the greatest either.
Hey! Where's the Dean Martin show?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:03 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Child's play. And about that list...
Posted by: McGiver at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (oTZbj)
I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. That was when the Cartoon network did not suck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
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Watched the complete series of Animaniacs recently. That show was pure genius. It would *NEVER* be made today...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (K5n5d)
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Hey dude! Shoulda been on the list. And Salute Your Shorts.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (MGB5H)
You can't kidnap your own kid, and far too often fathers are denied parental rights by the same judges that lock up J6 protesters, approve Mir-a-lago raids, order children into state custody because a parent objects to tranny surgery and more.
I'm sympathetic to your point of view, but in this case he killed her mother before taking the girl. That does raise the level of seriousness.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (GpUUo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Oh, Tommy, was a dreamboat (to a much younger hobbit). My sister always liked Billy, the nerdy blue guy, but I figured I wasn't actually getting any of them so set my sights high.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 11:04 PM (ftFVW)
"insider?" political friend posted this, does make me wonder. "The globalists" have multiple levers of power, but hard to discern good from evil.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 10:58 PM (Cus5s)
Unfortunately, she was / is a backer of the "Green Card ID Program".
I don't know what to make of her...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at
They had new seasons on hulu in 20 and 21. Not sure if there is to be a third.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (MGB5H)
Ovarian tissue freezing ( a wedge of the ovary is removed and later reimplanted is already being used used for young cancer patients.
It may someday be used to delay menopause.
I
Posted by: Sarahw at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2022
I'd qualify that as a documented case of abuse.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2022 11:06 PM (RQLAD)
Clicked on the link and was confronted with huge wall of words. Can't they just put the salient bullet points up top? It's as if writers think we want to enjoy their effusive introductory smirkitude before slowly, teasingly unveiling the content. Ain nobuddy got time fer dat.
No reflection on our marvelous ONT post's author.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I saw salient bullet points open for guns n roses in an alternate timeline at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (drn6z)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: fly gal at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (6CtMt)
i love watching videos where the cops send in the dog. People bleed when the cute doggie clamps down on their leg.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
God bless them both
___
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (2/GgP)
Amen and Amen. And I am so grateful for the angel you talked to, SMH. God bless that person for being there for you. We need you here!!
Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Heh, "Amazing Stories" shoulda taken notes, though there were some memorable episodes.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)
https://variety. com/2022/tv/ news/grendel-comic- book-tv-adaptation-netflix-1235385199/
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 10:54 PM (kMCI0)
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I used to read this comic -- uh, I mean graphic novel. The Comico years, "Devil's Legacy". I should dig them up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
It may someday be used to delay menopause.
___
Too late for me, besides, I only have one ovary, since the other blew up to be the size of a melon.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Sure...the cat...ok....
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Sarahw at September 29, 2022 11:05 PM (g1vnC)
Doesn't seem wise, to me. Better to keep them grateful.
Posted by: Ben Franklin at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Not just your chair, ach, ach, yurp!
Posted by: Naughty Kitty at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: She Hobbit
I always laughed at how the black guy was the black ranger and the Asian girl was the yellow ranger. They of course had to change that for the semi recent movie reboot which I will still ride for.
Also funfact, Tommy went on to be an MMA fighter.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (2/GgP)
As was Loony Tunes. My Grandpa loved Loony Tunes. And he had a color TV. Man, he had a great booming laugh. I still miss him.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Funny how the dog shooters go ballistic when someone points a gun at their dog.
Posted by: Steven at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (+eUEt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Helloooooo, Nurse!
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (anj39)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (2/GgP)
I average 6.25 hours a sleep during normal times and as little as 4.25 when I am in the field.
Now, admittedly it is harder as I age and I am prone to going into "the Odin sleep" at the end of rotations....
I think some people *really* really need/want 8 to be the minimum "normal."
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (Lzpvj)
God bless them both
___
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 10:55 PM (2/GgP)
Amen and Amen. And I am so grateful for the angel you talked to, SMH. God bless that person for being there for you. We need you here!!
Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2022 11:07 PM (JrN/x)
This.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM
Phineas And Ferb...
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:12 PM (N+ExU)
Wife had both but was missing a fallopian tube....she had her beaten up freefloater removed a few years before her hysterectomy.
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 11:13 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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So did my Gammy.
Spent many a Saturday Morning watching the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show with her, eating cinnamon toast.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:13 PM (2/GgP)
How are you doing?
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:11 PM (2/GgP)
Doing pretty good! I cooked dinner last night, for the first time in six weeks. My husband has been taking on KP duty and has been doing an amazing job, so it was nice to give him a rest. How's the family?
Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)
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Starring Richard Benjamin. What a fart that show was.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)
Richard Benjamin was the star. Loved it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (7bRMQ)
If that doesn't work, you attach the clips to your nipples, making you scream loud enough to cause the neighbors to show up with firearms.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)
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I remember posting the link to this a few days ago and at the time considered if replacing the clips with magazines such as Time and Nat Geo would be as funny.
Posted by: Ciampino -- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
"Twilight Zone" was the best written, acted, and thought provoking series to have aired.
Posted by: Some Rat
The most fun in watching Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents is seeing actors who later became important movie stars, like Dennis Hopper and Robert Duvall.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: PabloD at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (RCUN8)
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Time to hang your local gas station operators!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (I2/tG)
Saw 2.999 at two off-brand stations this evening. Name brands were 3.079 to 3.149.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (qyH+l)
They did not state his name.
They did not state how this number was derived from.
Just they MSM with a very evil "Knives Out" smear attempt at Gov. DeSantis. Later debunked.
This is how Demoncrates play these days.
You have been warned.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (J00IM)
Pooky had an assessment with a VA contractor for disability unemployment this past Monday. They made sure he knew not just the VA hotline number but also the new 988. It can get rough sometimes.
Posted by: pookysgirl, heart breaking at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: sven
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Only have the ovary and uterus, no tubes.
The freefloater I'll keep for the time being, since it still serves a purpose.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM (Lzpvj)
her freefloater was beat all to hell, damn near left her body during a hernia surgery.
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:16 PM (Lzpvj)
You have been warned.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:15 PM
You noticed!
+1
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (N+ExU)
Posted by: Tom Servo
For my money, JQ had the greatest intro music ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (LsEU/)
Clicked on the link and was confronted with huge wall of words. Can't they just put the salient bullet points up top? It's as if writers think we want to enjoy their effusive introductory smirkitude before slowly, teasingly unveiling the content. Ain nobuddy got time fer dat.
Posted by: mindful webworker
So an article about the dangers of the lack of sleep is written in such a way as to put you to sleep?
Sneaky, ain't they?
Posted by: mikeskzzzzzz at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (P1f+c)
Heh, forgot about that UFO show. Loved it as a kid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
UFO is on the Roku channel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (bGwcP)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:17 PM (LsEU/)
*Speed Racer has entered the chat*
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (mSifz)
Posted by: sven
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So glad your wife is okay, but I laughed at the mental image of an ovary trying to flee a body.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (2/GgP)
We deal with the aftermath because we have to.
No one's dealing with the beforemath.
It was a slow day, okay?
Posted by: mindful webworker - preponderantly ponderer at September 29, 2022 10:18 PM (drn6z)
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aftermath, beforemath, duringmath, I thought we didn't do Math here.
Posted by: Ciampino --- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
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You snooty bitches with the ovaries and uterus.
Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:10 PM (RG7Wy)
*********
We, too, have a series called Quark. It's about what dabo girls do in their time off.
Posted by: Brazzers at September 29, 2022 11:19 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:19 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Sure...the cat...ok....
Posted by: Some Rat
Get a dog. They clean it up for you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (N+ExU)
Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine at September 29, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)
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Suck it.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (2/GgP)
UFO is on youtube....
https://youtu.be/Q1XOacWCbuo
Part of the Space 1999 universe, which looking back on it with adult eyes strikes me as being as smiley faced fascist as the United Federation of Planets....
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (2/GgP)
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Get in line, sister.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM (N+ExU)
Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine
Menstruating people are the best bloody people of all. I think. Where was I going with this?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Miklos Meloni, Future Italian at September 29, 2022 11:22 PM (AWztB)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:20 PM (N+ExU)
He tasted good.
Posted by: The Aardvark at September 29, 2022 11:22 PM (7bRMQ)
For my money, JQ had the greatest intro music ever.
Posted by: Tonypete
Claymation style
https://youtu.be/t98PQws_3Y8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:23 PM (J00IM)
The surgeon who swear to God was "Doctor Razer" broke his bedside manner after a long surgery when he came to brief me....
he smiled looked serious and then laughed, he brought in every medical student at the pavilion to observe.
He said "your wife is one of the toughest people I know she worked out with a hernia getting three hundreds on her PT test for a year with an ovary trying to go through the tear."
Apologized for his lapse of composure and noticed I damn near fainted from visualizing what she had gone through.
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2022 11:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Zettai
Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:24 PM (LsEU/)
I didn't see Happy Days, Gilligan's Island or Cosby Show. I also enjoyed In Living Color and Hogan's Heroes.
Posted by: Ciampino --- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The Wagon Train I'm watching has a very young Linda Evans in it. B&W
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:24 PM (+J0HH)
Being a navy chief on subs during the war, watching that show with him was like sitting in on an after action review.
And I learned some new words!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (anj39)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 11:21 PM
Far enough already?
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (N+ExU)
Posted by: Cosda at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (rhJU8)
Posted by: Tonypete
*Speed Racer has entered the chat*
Posted by: Count de Monet
Poseurs, please!
Posted by: George Jetson at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (+J0HH)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Don't know, but if you could drop me off at the next rest stop. That would be great.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Richard "Miklos" Feynman at September 29, 2022 11:25 PM (AWztB)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Zettai
Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?
Posted by: Tonypete
Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:26 PM (mSifz)
Posted by: sven
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lol
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:26 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (EZebt)
Atom Ant was the great animated animal hero of all time!
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Zettai
Voiced by Ernest T. Bass
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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I loved Loony Tunes. When I was younger, I had a roommate who was a speech therapist. Loony Tunes was controversial with those people because a lot of the comedy was based on characters having speech disorders. Fortunately, in those days, there wasn't as much cancel culture so Loony Tunes got away with.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Legion of Boom at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (CPe1/)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker
Ouch!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 29, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)
In Texas it went from 2.89 to 3.15 this week. FJB.
Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mr. Bill at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (AWztB)
Richard Benjamin. He had a pair of twins in the crew.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 29, 2022 11:27 PM (nC+QA)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Zettai
Aeon Flux.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Didn't they superimpose moving lips on Clutch's face when he 'talked'?
So bad it was good.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (LsEU/)
Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.
Posted by: Lost In Space
Note to self. Read the entire sentence before replying.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (mSifz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
You said no throwing rocks, Sheriff.
That was a brick!
Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos Bass-Angley at September 29, 2022 11:29 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (MGB5H)
Adding girl on girl action to a show generally adds prurient male interest.
The only people interested in guy on guy action are...gay men. Who are about 1% of the population...and it drives away everyone else.
Posted by: Obligatory
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Meh. I'd rather not see any of that shit. The missus and I normally dvr a few shoes so we can power through the stoopid or propaganda commercials but the NCIS show bleed over into NCIS Hawaii (hate when they do that and despise NCIS Hawaii) and wouldn't you know that had a lesbian relationship in the plot and lip lock during the show which had absolutely ZERO to do with the episode. They include it just because. Turned it off immediately.
I would have thought the same with any romance as it has NOTHING to do with the plot... why must directors/producers feel they MUST include stuff like that... it's not like I'm watching porn then I wouldn't care if there was a plot or not. And big networks wonder why their ratings are continually in the toilet..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (+ldAm)
1 Pinch crook's nose shut with clip#1.
2 When crook opens his mouth to breathe, jam the 9mm wrench in his mouth, and fill his mouth with shells.
3 Use clip #2 to pinch the crook's lips shut, causing crook to choke on the macaroni.
Works every time!
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (eWQHi)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (qyH+l)
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For some reason, that really creeped me out as a kid.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:30 PM (2/GgP)
Forgot Dinosaurs and Jimmy Neutron, two of the best shows ever (in my opinion). JN was also educational for kids.
Posted by: Ciampino - -- I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (bGwcP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (Xrfse)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Zettai
Nah. Mighty Mouse. Or maybe Underdog. What was it with him not knowing Sweet Polly Purebred was trying to get under his cape?
Posted by: Tonypete
Speed Racer or Clutch Cargo. Animation at one frame every 3 minutes has never been better.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:26 PM (mSifz)
I'd say myself, but I seldom spoke.
Posted by: The Pink Panther at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (7bRMQ)
What has the "religious right" to do with the price of gasoline?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:31 PM (2/GgP)
Posted by: Ciampino
NOT THE MAMA!
-Baby
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:32 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bonne nuit.
Posted by: Mikleuse de l'Acadie at September 29, 2022 11:32 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Where's the fun in that?!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A)
Yes. "Airing in 1959-60, Clutch Cargo was unlike any other cartoon, thanks to the miracle of "Syncro-Vox" animation."
https://tinyurl.com/mr2bkf96
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (mSifz)
You know, the original pitch meeting was for My Mother the Hearse. Then they dropped the hearse but adapted the theme song for a similar show about a talking horse.
The original lyrics…
♪ A hearse is a hearse of curse of curse
And no one can talk to a hearse of curse...
Posted by: mindful webworker - wilbur? at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (drn6z)
Posted by: Mikleuse de l'Acadie at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (AWztB)
true story
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (cupoy)
And he was Pre Med.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (anj39)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (MGB5H)
A hearse is a hearse of curse of curse
And no one can talk to a hearse of curse...
Posted by: mindful webworker
This was also dropped from the Barnabas Collins character in Dark Shadows
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (J00IM)
It's a miracle you didn't get arrested! Prayers answered I guess. Here's $5.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (N+ExU)
Posted by: Tonypete
Underdog had the best theme song.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (+lVUW)
true story
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:28 PM (cupoy)
And he was Pre Med.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (anj39)
And the Rush Chairman, who was damned glad to meet you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (4I/2K)
Adding girl on girl action to a show generally adds prurient male interest.
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Where does this come from? It's never been a turn on for me.
Posted by: Ciampino - - - I hoofed it as soon as you called at September 29, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:37 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:37 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I am glad somebody got that.
Consider yourself HEALED
Posted by: Earnest Angley is the correct spelling at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And was the balloon that got away in friends.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (eWQHi)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Sidney, Clayton, Jugdish and Miklos at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (+J0HH)
Posted by: Ciampino --- I hoofed it as soon as you called
Heh. Jamie Foxx's ugly girl.
https://tinyurl.com/2v8jekh8
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:40 PM (+lVUW)
https://trib.al/1aHbH5s
Posted by: Ciampino - White Exclusion Officer at September 29, 2022 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (mSifz)
Posted by: Infidel
How about Candy, the dancin' chick from all the surf movies?
Posted by: Miklos likes what he likes at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (AWztB)
Eh, with enough booze and the right pair of dames the live version can be fun.
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:33 PM (2+yws)
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I liked how the rivalry between Doofenschmirtz and Perry the Platypus was practical. "Can we put this off until later? I have to take my daughter to practice." *Perry nods assent*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
I think it was because they weren't "exploring strange new worlds" but rather sitting on their asses in the 25th Century equivalent of Subic Bay.
Without all the titty bars.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (2+yws)
https://trib.al/1aHbH5s
Posted by: Ciampino
Damn.
A Victim or a Nobody.
Decisions, decisions
Posted by: Former Federal Contractor Miklos at September 29, 2022 11:42 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:43 PM (J00IM)
If they revived that today it'd be Simone and Simone, both of whom used to be dudes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:43 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Earnest Angley is the correct spelling at September 29, 2022 11:38 PM (AWztB)
My piano skills!! They're marvelous!!*
*I don't play the piano!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:43 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (pGP6W)
I've never understood why "having it all" includes working.
If I had it all, I'd eat Doritios and drink bourbon in my boxer shorts while my kids jumped on the trampoline and my ol' lady did yoga in lingerie.
No work or career anywhere in that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (VFJpn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Oh
Posted by: Sidney, Clayton, Jugdish and Miklos at September 29, 2022 11:39 PM (AWztB)
Unlike those assholes over at Omega house.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K)
Agreed on Underdog theme song. One of the all time best.
Posted by: CA Token
https://youtu.be/Pa1fH0SvGPg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sven
I think Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen could go one better.
Posted by: Miklos, checking the pre-hurricane Natty Daddy and actual booze supply at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (AWztB)
https://trib.al/1aHbH5s
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It needs a White Male Exclusion Officer.
Later it may add a Caucasian Exclusion and Expulsion Officer or CEEO. This will handle White Women (expulsion) as well as White Men.
Posted by: Ciampino -- White Exclusion Officer at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
https://youtu.be/_Lt6y-4rbAI
I like both versions....
More than Brothers...
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (Lzpvj)
"A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!"
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Caliban at September 29, 2022 11:46 PM (ni2c1)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (2+yws)
Yeah, there's a room key party at a scientific conference waiting to be told there, I reckon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (pGP6W)
There was that one ONT a decade back during the Urkle admin when that faux-super Christian proto French troll was freaking out when I explained to him that contrary to his social conservative notions of old Uncle Sven that in my misspent youth I had done some interesting things with my wife, girlfriend and whipped cream all at once.
Contra to Whore E Weird's protestations we conservatives know how to party.
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Endorsed.
With Dark Shadows and Moos and Squirrel.
Posted by: Miklosov Badanov, nogoodnik at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (AWztB)
Change my mind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp)
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The theme from Cops On Recumbent Bikes (CORBS) stand atop of the heap. Not specifying what heap, but definitely one of them.
http://y2u.be/1UZqRahKx78
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (J00IM)
https://tinyurl.com/46yafpt8
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (2/GgP)
I've never understood why "having it all" includes working.
in fairness, feminists are stupid
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM (pGP6W)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (4I/2K)
The first one, or the second one?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (7bRMQ)
"A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!"
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:45 PM (J00IM)
Carol....mmmmmm!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (anj39)
I wonder how many times they showed that skier fall off that roof.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp)
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: CA Token
I fully expect Karine le Muppet to say this in the near future.
Posted by: Madame Miklos, Reader and Advisor at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (AWztB)
Posted by: Kratwurst at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (/kvYP)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Xk9M1MPNB1Y
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Miklos likes what he likes at September 29, 2022 11:41 PM (AWztB)
You have my undivided attention.
Posted by: Moondoggy at September 29, 2022 11:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (pGP6W)
Posted by: CA Token at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (2+yws)
They have this fantasy that men really fuck off at work rather than leave it all on the floor trying to feed their families....
Grok the caveman talking to his coworker Torgo about Shanna and Maude their wives....
"Shanna think Grok just stare at wall all day instead of chase mammoths and dodge saber cats Torgo"
//Grok
Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (Lzpvj)
The show wasn't all that great (except for Huggy Bear... Huggy Bear was cool), but the theme song kicked ass.
Baretta had a good theme song, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:51 PM (bW8dp)
Just saw the latest model runs. Ian's projected track continues to shift eastward. Before it looked like it was gonna hit Charleston, now the landfall looks to be around Georgetown, sort of halfway in between Charleston and Myrtle Beach. Means Myrtle Beach may get more trouble.
Anyway, that puts even more to the east of us here, and farther out on the "clean side" as my cousin calls it.
And more east of Charlotte. So, continuing to knock on wood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Grok the caveman talking to his coworker Torgo about Shanna and Maude their wives....
"Shanna think Grok just stare at wall all day instead of chase mammoths and dodge saber cats Torgo"
//Grok
Posted by: s
indeed
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 29, 2022 11:52 PM (pGP6W)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (7bRMQ)
Yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (4I/2K)
"A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!"
Posted by: Nightwatch
Well, the horse is not a horse, of course if the horse if more like a talking mule, like the one over in Pixley. Well, not in Pixley, but
Posted by: County Agent Hank "Miklos" Kimball at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (AWztB)
Well, if you're askin', I'd rather nail Race's sometime girlfriend Jade.
He had a couple of other hot girlfriends if I remember right. I don't recall Dr. Quest ever getting any.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
* Pulls up to pump *
"OMG!"
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Must have happened once, unless Johnny was adopted.
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (GGupb)
It was epic.
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (+J0HH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
The whole Orion Assante arc was great.
Posted by: redchief at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (kMCI0)
12 O'Clock High.
Dealt with Duty, Leadership, Orders, Relationships in War and much else, besides. Even some very subtle, mildly racy humor adroitly hidden in the scripts.
Best? Don't know. Quality? Absolutely so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)
Maybe they just grabbed him off the street with no formalities, the way they did with Haji. That's the kind of thing that would raise eyebrows nowadays, unless your name was Epstein or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:57 PM (+lVUW)
Ummmmm....
I actually do carry 3 rounds in the chamber sometimes. One in the 1911, and 2 in the .357 derringer.
Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2022 11:57 PM (P/Z4E)
In other news, NMSU Aggies are hosting the Florida International Golden Panthers at Aggie stadium here in Las Cruces on Saturday night. The Aggies are ranked 125th and the Panthers are ranked 130th. Rumor has is that there is a chance a football game will break out at some point. And I have a seat on the 50 yard line that cost me a whole $35.00. I really love the non elite university football teams. There's a whole lot of enthusiasm and not much else happening on the field.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2022 11:58 PM (mSifz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:53 PM (bW8dp)
Oh, he did alright.
Posted by: Hadji at September 29, 2022 11:58 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2022 11:58 PM (P1f+c)
Extended version of the Rockford Files theme. This includes all the guitar solo versions they did:
https://tinyurl.com/k35rh3v
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:59 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 30, 2022 12:00 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2022 11:55 PM (J00IM)
She was blistering hot. Major Nelson was a fag. Screw NASA, he could have had his own frigging Death Star crewed by 1000 genies, and his own galaxy, but nooooo lets just hide her in a bottle and get pissed if she blinks him a new refrigerator.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (VwHCD)
Some felt that the Peel and Steed Avengers were just a sort of parody of the original program[me]. Some feel the same about James Bond movies.
British shows should probably be on a separate list, but that leaves All in Family, Sanford and Son, The Office and a host of others out in the cold.
BBC had a one-season breezy situationer called "Take Three Girls" with theme music by Pentangle.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp)
I think, sometime around 2000, when they took that whole reel off the show, someone counted it up. IIRC, it was in the tens of thousands.
Posted by: GWB at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (P/Z4E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)
LOL
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K)
???
What an insane bint
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 30, 2022 12:00 AM (Rbu5d)
Man, no shit. Must have spent trumps 4 years with $2 gas using her head as an elephant's butt plug.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 12:04 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 10:23 PM
A little French from time to time classes this joint up a bit, don't you think...
Posted by: Zettai at September 29, 2022 10:26 PM (h2JN
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Si, si - Mamma mia.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Si Senor at September 30, 2022 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:01 AM (x61Im)
I've seen a couple of them. Steed was more minor in a way. Almost all episodes were lost, I think. Steed was someone else's second, then the other actor dropped out and Steed took his place as lead.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Star Trek captain ranking:
Kirk > Sisko >>>>>> Picard >> Janeway.
That's the before time. What they've done to Star Trek now, I've only seen glimpses. I don't want to know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
If they revived that today it'd be Simone and Simone, both of whom used to be dudes.
At least the knock out punches would closer to believable.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X8)
There was an interesting "fish out of water" show called "Wild Bill" about an American police chief who takes over Old Boston in Lincolnshire's spot....
his "daughter" looked like a 40 year old trapped in a short body.
Posted by: sven at September 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2022 12:09 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:09 AM (4I/2K)
Yeah, that's the only real explanation there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:06 AM (bW8dp)
Had to be. Didn't genie have a hot brunette evil sister? Jesus, think of the frigging possibilities. he could have been the meat in that sandwich AND cruised around the galaxy in his own death star could have relaxed on his custom built luxury planet. Nope, going to work today with my silly brown briefcase. I can't even fathom it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)
https://go.shr.lc/3RltTbS
Posted by: Ciampino -- all those thrillers about the FEEBs now useless at September 30, 2022 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2022 11:57 PM (+lVUW)
When I see those shows as an adult, I'm amazed at how much of the best humor was so far over my head. I was in my 30's before I realized the joke behind the Boris Badenoff / Boris Gudenov thing. And what kid would have a clue as to what the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyamm was referencing?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:12 AM (r46W7)
The old Man Show did a bit about that, yep, Maj. Nelson was light in the loafers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 10:39 PM (z+OQR)
And what was Rush, but a sportscaster who wanted to know what was what and loved doing radio?
I think it is openness, honesty, brains and principles that seem to make someone good at that job
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)
Yep, you've got Barbara Eden in her prime, with a hot twin Evil Sister, wearing that outfit calling you master, and what do you do?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I LOVE a man in uniform
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 30, 2022 12:14 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:15 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
He made up for all the missing sex when he was transferred to Dallas.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (x61Im)
Yep, she did. And Samantha had Cousin Serena.
Sandwich? Let's just make it a quintuple-decker club.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)
It's a head scratcher.
Posted by: Darrin Stevens at September 30, 2022 12:17 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: publius
Cuss out the Code of Practices for Television Broadcasters, which wouldn't even let you see her navel, much less anything exciting?
Actually, the Code wouldn't let you cuss it out, either.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 12:17 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 30, 2022 12:18 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:16 AM (bW8dp)
We're in!
Posted by: Kennedy and Dodd at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (7bRMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/46yafpt8
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 11:48 PM
Y'know, lice are utterly harmless -- they don't cause any illness whatsoever... A lice infestation is disgusting, and is contagious, but actually it's just a nuisance...
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (LkWAd)
Posted by: MiklosThinks at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (AWztB)
I am certain it is more shoddy workmanship rather than say a systemic attack by Goreons on the ability of people to live.
Posted by: sven at September 30, 2022 12:20 AM (Lzpvj)
US Army's first transgender officer indicted for trying to pass information to the Russians.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=131428
Unfortunately it isn't Vindaloomon
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:20 AM (7y4bm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai
And delicious!
Posted by: Remnant Big Mike School Lunch bureaucrats at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)
There's a I Dream of Jeannie miniskirt appreciation web site somewhere, I remember. I'll try to find it.
And yep, Samantha and Serena. Note the good sister was always blonde and the evil one was brunette.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ugh. Even by the low standards of trannys, that's a horrifying thought.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Darrin Stevens #2 at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (4I/2K)
Glad to see you're hanging in there. Hope the kid and the guitar made it through OK.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)
I don't think of it as good and bad. I think of it as boring and fun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:22 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:23 AM (LkWAd)
Posted by: MiklosThinks at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (AWztB)
Yep.
Posted by: Second Darrin at September 30, 2022 12:23 AM (7bRMQ)
We've got a thing
going on
In the old BBS days, there was a text file floating around in which basically everyone in the Brady family was getting it on with each other.
A few years down the road, it came out that a lot of the stuff in that text file was true.
Wasn't Greg banging Carol AND Marsha? He was like the anti-Major Nelson, and he was only a teenager.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
I mean looky here:
https://tinyurl.com/2gza84qs
You just want to slap him, don't you? What's wrong with you, fool?!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
The hurricane has wakened the Insom
Posted by: Miklos praises with conditions at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)
We've role-played that to good effect.
Posted by: Wifey (aka Sandra Otterson) at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (4I/2K)
It's a head scratcher.
The comments juxtapose themselves sometimes.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (gpmLW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
but he really should have left Cindy alone, the perv.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2022 12:25 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Infidel at September 30, 2022 12:26 AM (+J0HH)
And it's especially not a good idea to refuse evacuation when you've seen a Category 5 storm bearing down on you for the last week.
Somewhere the Ghost of Charles Darwin is smiling.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
It looks like he's pointing and saying, "What are those things?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (7bRMQ)
oi
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (7y4bm)
Posted by: Miklos, overcome with joy and fear at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)
Excellent!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:27 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (7y4bm)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (OTzUX)
I would stick that so hard that whoever pulled me out would become King of England.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: publius
And Samantha's evil mother was a redhead.
Serena was more chaotic neutral.
Posted by: mikeski fails his wisdom check at September 30, 2022 12:28 AM (P1f+c)
There's more than one. From my brother Loco I learned the version that goes, "The youngest one likes girls."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (Bd6X8)
Here's one of those Jeannie miniskirt compilations:
https://tinyurl.com/2potscdb
Some good ones there. And note there's one with ol' Roger getting some action.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Insomniac, safe in the eye of the tornado at September 30, 2022 12:21 AM (vvnwA)
Excellent!
Posted by: Count de Monet
For Most Excellent, finger templing is required.
Posted by: Miklos, stickler for protocol at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (AWztB)
Actual literary material. This was virtually a truism in Child's Ballads. Figures prominently in "The Lady of Carlyle," bunch of broadsides, and carries over to US Appalachian songs. Really racist, of course.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 30, 2022 12:29 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2022 12:30 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2022 12:30 AM (7y4bm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
He was a real cool head
making real good bread
He got around
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:31 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2022 12:33 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Miklos, preppin' at September 30, 2022 12:35 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:36 AM (mSifz)
So.
Need smokes, can do.
Posted by: Miklos, preppin' at September 30, 2022 12:35 AM (AWztB)
And French Toast making supplies . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:38 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Me and Darleen was having a rough time.
Posted by: Section 8 Miklos at September 30, 2022 12:39 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Me and Darleen was having a rough time.
Posted by: Section 8 Miklos
The stories I have are mind boggling.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (mSifz)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:19 AM (LkWAd)
Typhus.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)
A couple authors there saw it, and said "Secret magical powers? Why a housewife? Isn't this every little girl's dream?"
And thus Sally the Witch, Akko-chan's Secret, and ten thousand other mahou shoujo series since then.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (P1f+c)
Carry on.
Posted by: Theodore at September 30, 2022 12:41 AM (pGonq)
Ah say, Ah say, dey's a hurrakin a comin', so y'all stop runnin' yo' moufs and get to PRE-peahin' out der.
Dey's gone a be a whole lot of blowin' and rainin' a-goin' on out deah.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I have a supply of at least 10 year old maple syrup.
I think it's like honey never goes bad.
Posted by: Miklos has seven (7) eggs, not counting what Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen have remaining at September 30, 2022 12:43 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Bobby Brady at September 30, 2022 12:43 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:43 AM (WMVHt)
Posted by: Lost In Space
One of my clients was Los Angeles County Social Services.
I read a lot of their reports.
I believe you.
Posted by: Miklos has seen, or at least read Things at September 30, 2022 12:45 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
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YES, Y E S!
Posted by: Ciampino -- the catchphrase was awesome at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zetta
I knew a kid in fourth grade that got head lice. You had to have his head shaved and he had to wear a wool cap. This sort of marked him for life and he soon became a social outcast because children are barbarians. Last I heard he was a serial killer.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (mSifz)
Mind. Blown.
Take that, JRR Tolkien, ye of such paltry jmagination! Amazon hath bested thee!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (Gda1b)
*pulls ripcord*
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2022 12:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: publius
Dat man KNOWS what he's talkin' about!
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings as Kam Ho as Kim Fong at September 30, 2022 12:47 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 30, 2022 12:47 AM (zjsv2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 12:48 AM (Qzn2/)
Oh. J. Strom would've known what to do with Jeannie there, too.
She would've called him master, when he got through.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 29, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
----
YES, Y E S!
Posted by: Ciampino
Is that your plan, which is yours?
Posted by: Outsized brain Miklos at September 30, 2022 12:49 AM (AWztB)
I think I'll stick to Hell's kitchen and Bering Sea Gold. They're documentaries I think.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 12:50 AM (mSifz)
She would've called him master, when he got through.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
And he would have done Samantha's Evil Twin Sister on the way to the Death House.
Posted by: Miklos so suspects at September 30, 2022 12:54 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (WMVHt)
Does anybody remember a show called Stingray?? I went to school with a kid that looked exactly like one of those puppets, I called him Sting for years, well into adulthood. This was before there was a Sting.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (a4EWo)
https://tinyurl.com/2kf875qt
Posted by: publius
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos has to make a run up the road according to Gubernatorial Directive at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (AWztB)
Right??
Cousin, actually, but we're on a roll.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 30, 2022 12:57 AM (tcoXe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 12:58 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM (WMVHt)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM (XNu94)
If I'm gonna have a problem it needs to be when there is no need for any heat. Up here in the Adirondacks you don't want to wait much later, the nights get cool by the middle of September.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SFGoth
I loved that show as well. I think there is a recent reboot of it out there somewhere.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 30, 2022 01:02 AM (Gda1b)
Posted by: raimondo at September 30, 2022 01:03 AM (rv4Vi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:03 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:04 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:05 AM (WMVHt)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 12:59 AM
How can someone be double cousins? Or did you mean doable?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:05 AM (GwxCX)
Here in Las Cruces, New Mexico the AC gets inspected in May and the heating system in November. That puts me just ahead of the peak cooling season which begins in June and the peak heating season which begins in December.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 30, 2022 01:06 AM (mSifz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 12:56 AM (a4EWo)
Yes but not during the original run. Didn't some of their mouths move and some didn't? Weirdo puppets....
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 01:09 AM (RG7Wy)
Two brothers marry two sisters. Their children are then double cousins.
Note that rather than four sets of grandparents, they have only two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Change my mind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp)
----
I raise you Hawaii Five-O and Airwolf.
Posted by: Ciampino -- I raise you at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:05 AM
Well...
When two (or more) full siblings in one family love another two (or more) full siblings in another unrelated family very much... Their respective progeny are known as "double cousins" as they share the same two sets of grandparents....
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (sG+jB)
From a practical standpoint - pull out a gun when the cops are already leveling rifles at you, and you're going to get shot to bits. Smarter to fight the dog hands-on if you must. From an ethical standpoint: cops sometimes create lethal force situations with poorly conceived dog usage. Here is the problem; here, when the suspect pulls out a piece, the cops are legally and morally justified in lighting him up. But on the other end of this, *sometimes* there is also no legal or ethical requirement to allow yourself to get chomped by a fucking dog
Failure to follow verbal commands without any further aggravating circumstances (warrant here is a circumstance) justifies the officer going hands on. It does not justify dog mauling, which is precisely why they don't just throw dogs at literally anybody. The dog is a step somewhere past tasering, and most importantly the officer does not have ironclad control over the dog. Sometimes the dog is an unwarranted escalation, sometimes the dog goes too far.. K9 guy has to not be a dumbfuck.
Posted by: somedood at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (/z9fK)
That's wrong, I'm gonna have to visualize this better. Anyway double cousins are "much more related" that regular fist cousins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:10 AM
Indeed!
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:11 AM (sG+jB)
Your white fragility is showing. Stop complaining about the increase in murders.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:11 AM (DzX3N)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:13 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: J. Foxworthy at September 30, 2022 01:13 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (GwxCX)
IIRC, it's a Kentucky thing where first cousins are allowed to marry, unless they're double cousins...
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (sG+jB)
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Fist cousins. I don't even want to think about that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (Qzn2/)
Your white fragility is showing. Stop complaining about the increase in murders.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:11 AM
LOL. Perfect.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:14 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Mom has double cousins, so I have double cousins once removed. I've never met them, though.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 01:15 AM (P1f+c)
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My brother lives in Lakeland. Apart from rain flooding he had no damage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:15 AM (Qzn2/)
Thank you, Mark Kelly, for voting to keep our borders open. The drugs aren't going to smuggle themselves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:16 AM (DzX3N)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2022 01:17 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:18 AM (Qzn2/)
I remember a "Consanguinity function" that gives a fraction of "how related two people are".
Double first cousins are 25%, the same as uncle/aunt and nephew, or between grandparent and grandchild.
First cousins are only 12.5% related. Hence doubly related.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:21 AM (IE5pd)
America mourns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:18 AM (Qzn2/)
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Oh no, I'm going to go from not watching him to not watching him further.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 01:21 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:23 AM (GwxCX)
Have the identical twins all be separated at birth and there's the start of your next murder mystery.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2022 01:23 AM (P1f+c)
Support voting fraud . Democrats need all the help they can get
I'm going to win the lottery and plop a big old sign on raimondos yard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:23 AM (GwxCX)
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I heard Max Boot has a column spot open in his monthly newsletter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Lt Colombo at September 30, 2022 01:25 AM (lzd36)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:24 AM
Is it called Maximum Density?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:26 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:26 AM (IE5pd)
The consanguinity thing got me sidetracked. Where was I? Oh, yes. Here's Serena looking sort of ridden hard and put up wet:
https://tinyurl.com/2jrkb58k
That led (I think) to this scene:
https://tinyurl.com/2qr82umr
That was the even gayer Derwood there. Again, J. Strom would've know what to do there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Thank you, Mark Kelly, for voting to keep our borders open. The drugs aren't going to smuggle themselves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:16 AM
Who puts them up? I'd throw a few bucks at them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:28 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:30 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2022 01:30 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Dude at September 30, 2022 01:31 AM (hcOeH)
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Original Darrin wasn't gay, although his lack of imagination about using Samantha's powers does suggest he was Low-T.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2022 01:31 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 01:35 AM (rnYgr)
Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 01:35 AM (rnYgr)
Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 01:35 AM (rnYgr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:40 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
FUN FACT
Barack Hussein Obama Sr.'s nickname was "Double-Double"
Posted by: Miklos out-points (got the smokes too) at September 30, 2022 01:41 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 30, 2022 01:30 AM
My People call it 'chilli'...
Posted by: Zettai at September 30, 2022 01:41 AM (ozXUI)
Posted by: Miklos adjusts monocle at September 30, 2022 01:42 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: People of Valparaiso at September 30, 2022 01:43 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:43 AM (DzX3N)
Thank you, John Fetterman, for fighting to keep violent criminals out of jail. Gang members need to earn a living too.
Good night, all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2022 01:46 AM (DzX3N)
Posted by: Minnfidel
No budget here.
Posted by: MiklosMax at September 30, 2022 01:47 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Miklos will adjourn soon at September 30, 2022 01:48 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2022 01:50 AM (FyHyH)
And when Skip is unhappy, he makes those blueberries PAY.
Posted by: Miklos with Reasonable level of Contentment at September 30, 2022 01:51 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
I'll see your Bob Newhart and raise you one Flip Wilson.
Posted by: The Devil made Miklos do it at September 30, 2022 01:52 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 01:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth
Y'all all a bunch of Big Dummies.
Posted by: Fred Sanford and Son at September 30, 2022 01:54 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2022 01:50 AM (FyHyH)
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There were two Bob Newhart shows and both were excellent.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Darryl, Darryl at September 30, 2022 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
And don't counter with Killer. I've got that cheater's card secreted in my vest pocket. Or up my sleeve. In the booth in the corner in the dark in the back!
/29
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2022 01:55 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos, Movin' on Up at September 30, 2022 01:55 AM (AWztB)
Change my mind.
It's Garry Shandling's Show
*mic drop*
Posted by: Weirddave at September 30, 2022 01:56 AM (eCiYT)
Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: It's Happy Doody Time at September 30, 2022 01:59 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
You ol' fish-eyed fool.
Posted by: Aunt Esther
I would drink some Champipple with Fred and Grady any day. Hell Skillet too.
Posted by: Miklos values the quality of the company over the expense of the booze at September 30, 2022 02:01 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
Long form version of it is Purina Speeding Ticket Chow. IF that is, you can endure the 8 track CHUNK change of one pair of tracks to the next.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2022 02:02 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz)
https://mol.im/a/11264049
Posted by: Ciampino - AOC is asshoe at September 30, 2022 02:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aunt Esther at September 30, 2022 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aunt Esther
Especially Grady!
(My Carolina Grandaddy's best fishing and hunting buddy was also named Grady).
Posted by: Miklos salutes All Noble Grady Peoples at September 30, 2022 02:05 AM (AWztB)
Don't see harm in saying it here with the Horde. But yes, my father's name is Grady.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 02:07 AM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/kuab3u7
Posted by: Aunt Esther
The first time I heard the Ventures live, and heard them speak, I was shocked.
They spoke like...Canadians.
Posted by: Miklos saw the a second time because excellently extra good at September 30, 2022 02:09 AM (AWztB)
Some of my fondest memories are watching Hawaii Five-O with my father as kid back in the '70s.
He enjoyed fussing about Jack Lord. Called him "Pretty Boy". He would say, "Look at him, look at him! He's posing! He thinks he's the stuff!".
At the time, I didn't understand. Daddy was enjoying himself. I mean, Jack Lord's hair was legend, Dad's was not. Daddy appreciated Jack Lord, but in a back-handed sort of way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Punky Brewster at September 30, 2022 02:10 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
No love?
Posted by: TSOP at September 30, 2022 02:11 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: publius
But your Dad has more hair than me
Posted by: Miklos assumes victim status at September 30, 2022 02:13 AM (AWztB)
Talk about serendipity. I'm recalling a Sanford and Son episode or two where they went to Hawaii, and got in trouble with Five-O. Fred was making Jack Lord pretty boy jokes!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Maybe, but Daddy has been doing the back to front comb over thing for a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
This country is brimming with shitheads now.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:18 AM (RG7Wy)
There was an entire Large and in Charge Brass Section on the soundtrack, not even remotely referenced in the vid.
Listen especially to the loud trombone "BLATT!" a few seconds before the final chords.
If they were Mygar horns, they'd be "BLYAT" trombones? I dunno, you enlighten me, m'kay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/zzzz
Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2022 02:18 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2022 02:19 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius,
The one where Frank Cannon crashes into Lamont's rental car and Fred tells Wo Fat "Ima knock you out"?
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at September 30, 2022 02:22 AM (AWztB)
If they were Mygar horns, they'd be "BLYAT" trombones? I dunno, you enlighten me, m'kay?
Jim
Thank you
I was nice enough to not point that out.
Posted by: Miklos brings his own Horn Section at September 30, 2022 02:25 AM (AWztB)
But always thought Wo Fat was the coolest.
He got away with EVERYTHING
Posted by: Evil Genius in training Miklos Fat at September 30, 2022 02:28 AM (AWztB)
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like me we had it made. Those were the days. Didn't need no welfare state. Ev'rybody pulled his weight. Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days. And you knew who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 02:30 AM (rnYgr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
We had California Dreamin and Sleigh Ride. Same idea.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:30 AM (LOVUx)
I'm reading about the Theme. Morton Stevens was the composer. The Ventures version was a a cover in '69. The album titled "Hawaii Five-O" did well.
You can find live performances of this by the Ventures. There were no horns in it. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:18 AM (RG7Wy)
Flip Wilson was awesome.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:32 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: m
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Posted by: FaceTubeWitter at September 30, 2022 02:32 AM (AWztB)
That line threw me well into adulthood. "Gee aroloasa red grate" was how it sounded to me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
I suspect Trump would have appointed him to be an Actual Judge.
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at September 30, 2022 02:34 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: publius,
I saw/heard the Ventures live twice.
No horns were used or injured in the making of the music.
Posted by: Miklosian Intact memory cells at September 30, 2022 02:37 AM (AWztB)
Flip Wilson was awesome.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:32 AM (LOVUx)
Ray Charles and Geraldine. So funny.
http://y2u.be/WZ-E4bvrA1U
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:39 AM (RG7Wy)
Brother & family are in Deland, also in a block-type house. He texted & said they're still without power, cooking on grills outside & it's chilly. Otherwise, mimimal house damage; a few large trees went over but neighbors cleared them from streets & only lake docks were completely destroyed. He thinks Voulsia County may have suffered much less than about 17 years ago when there were back-to-back storms.
Keeping all residents & emergency responders in prayers & also all of those now in the path of the reforming storm.
Posted by: Lola at September 30, 2022 02:40 AM (NIYa7)
Re Jack Lord. A while back I read something. Jack Lord most likely had rheumatoid arthritis. His family/estate has never confirmed it, but they've never denied it either.
I'm pretty sure he did. Watching him, his movements and behavior is indeed signaling "my joints hurt like a sonuvabitch". I recognize it well.
You know that odd way he hold his handgun. Grasping one wrist:
https://tinyurl.com/2qjsvt9x
https://tinyurl.com/2oc2u6zz
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Anyway, that ain't no way to aim and shoot a handgun. I wouldn't do it. But guess what, if I were posing holding a gun, and my wrists got hurting with this stupid RA, you might see me doing something like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos can imagine at September 30, 2022 02:42 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
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I didn't know about his possible arthritis, but there was definitely bad gun holding back then in TV and movies. Dirty Harry also had that grip. Makes me cringe, ugh.
https://tinyurl.com/sbbbr4ma
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:47 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)
Might be some fambly 'round here.
Posted by: Miklos can imagine at September 30, 2022 02:42 AM (AWztB)
"What you see is what you get!"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2022 02:52 AM (LOVUx)
Jack Lord was no Dean Martin. He was no Jim Garner or Mike Connors. But he was Jack Lord, and Best Hair and all that. Here's to Jack Lord!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)
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That's funny.
The "coolest" TV song my dumb band ever did was the theme to The Greatest American Hero.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 02:55 AM (RG7Wy)
Here's the original "Jack Lord had RA" theory:
https://tinyurl.com/2j2tuhve
Note, I concur with all of that. I've got it, and that all rings true.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Jack Lord was also a Ford Man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:01 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:02 AM (VwHCD)
Yes, indeed. This TNF blocker they've got me on now is doing fairly well. All it can do is slow the progression down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Don Ho at September 30, 2022 03:04 AM (AWztB)
That varies with the individual. Me, some of the heavier ones, while they can help in the short term, have long term drawbacks. Glenn Frey of the Eagles had a RA, and was done in by some of those long term effects.
Me, I'd rather have joint destruction than that. But that's me, and that's an individual decision.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:05 AM (a4EWo)
BTW, Rodenberry considered Jack Lord for the role of Capt. Kirk. Imagine that. Beam me up, Dano! or Book 'im, Scotty!
Rodenberry also wanted Martin Landau for the role of Spock. He couldn't do it. Nimoy took over Landau's role on Mission Impossible, so they sort of were intertwined.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Frank Cannon also drove Ford products.
For about a week.
Posted by: Miklos, bankrupt auto insurance agent at September 30, 2022 03:07 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 03:10 AM (RG7Wy)
I've oft said I wouldn't wish RA on my worst enemy, as well. However, I would wish, trade it to say the Chicoms, or the motherWEFers, or the Woke Brigade.
A regular enemy, no. But those guys are special.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 30, 2022 03:15 AM (uNrGf)
Posted by: publius
Most disputes can be resolved.
But sometimes, they just want you dead.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at September 30, 2022 03:17 AM (AWztB)
Cannon: Lincoln Continentals (and he went through a bunch)
Steve McGarrett: Mercuries. Grand Marquis, among others.
Barnaby Jones: LTDs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:17 AM (VwHCD)
(sips coffee)
My alarm clock works. I'm usually awake before it goes off but not this morning.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2022 03:18 AM (sAmhv)
Prednisone is BAD long term. It's like cumulative dose over time. Keep that to a minimum. The stuff will do wonders for a flare short term, but long term use will ruin you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:19 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos Shoulders Responsibilities at September 30, 2022 03:21 AM (AWztB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:22 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I want.
Not so expensive , because the stupid kids don't want them.
Posted by: Miklos will sleep on this at September 30, 2022 03:23 AM (AWztB)
Searching Hawaii Five-O and Steve McGarrett and such, I see they've done a re-make of the show. Some guy who isn't Jack Lord playing McGarrett.
I'm trying to avoid looking at this. I do not want to have my memories spat upon by modern Hollywood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Cannon, Mannix, and all the cool PIs had car phones. Old School analog car phones.
Cannon's Continentals had them installed. I was interested in that a while back and was searching around. In some of the Cannon scenes, they had a Motorola, but it wasn't mounted upside down. A Cannon blooper, you might say.
Mannix, not in his own car, once used a briefcase phone. This was based on a real model that actually existed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 30, 2022 03:30 AM (RG7Wy)
TV PIs of the Old School all had to gave fabulous hair, and a car phone. Cannon excepted on the hair thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Well, Rockford didn't have a car phone. He had a fabulous answering machine in his trailer. But he had good hair.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Believe it or not, some of those old analog radio telephone services are still in operation in some remote, sparse areas.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
yeah I think thats what he uses it for, flare ups. There is another drug, but I can't spell it arencia, erencia, some shit like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:35 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:36 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 30, 2022 03:22 AM (a4EWo)
I know, don't remind me. I have to get this frigging kitchen done. I should have the granite in about a week. I would like the kitchen to be operational before I leave. I don't care if the bling isn't done, but it would be nice to have it functional.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 03:38 AM (VwHCD)
Those old analog VHF "car phone" systems were very expensive and very exclusive (not enough bandwidth). The equipment was leased for well over $100 per month, and the call rate was over $1 per minute.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)
That was '70s dollars mind you, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2022 03:47 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 30, 2022 03:48 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 03:56 AM (xhxe8)
Oh, looking it up, the last of the old VHF "Car phone" systems, IMTS, are all gone now, at least in North America.
They held for a long time, but they have been killed now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 30, 2022 03:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Baffled, they are.
I'm not.
Posted by: bed head at September 30, 2022 03:57 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 04:02 AM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:11 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: JT at September 30, 2022 04:15 AM (T4tVD)
Baffled, they are.
I'm not.
Posted by: bed head at September 30, 2022 03:57 AM (Y1sOo)
What don't they understand about the dude being a frigging douche tool. They really live in a bubble.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2022 04:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JT at September 30, 2022 04:25 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2022 04:26 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:26 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2022
***
Morning, all,
The 100 "greatest" TV shows? I can't believe I scrolled through the whole thing and U.N.C.L.E. wasn't there. Some of those things I've never heard of.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2022 04:28 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:11 AM (xhxe
I hope you made enough for everybody.
Posted by: m at September 30, 2022 04:31 AM (0ixKl)
https://tinyurl.com/5ywjzcpp
The video od Canadian woman is terrible, but a true believer or brainwashed I don't know
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2022 04:33 AM (xhxe8)
Just cant get into TNG, been trying for about 3 decades. Powered through Enterprise. It was ok, but inferior to shows like Farscape and Andromeda and even stargate.
Sounds like i should take DS9 for a spin, I like the more babylon 5 type premise.
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