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Congressman James Comer: China Infiltrated a Spy Close to Hunter Biden, to Serve As His Secretary and, It Seems, Fang-Fang-Style Honeytrap

Flaming crack pipe skull from "..."

He revealed this during an appearance on the Jesse Watters show.

This Daily Mail article from 2021 reveals the "flirty" text messages from Hunter Biden's "Chinese-American secretary," which suggest the possibility of a sexual relationship. It does not call her a spy or explicitly allege a sexual relationship.


EXCLUSIVE: 'Your doggy chain necklace is waiting for you.' Flirty messages from Hunter Biden's Chinese-American secretary, 29, who worked for him when he partnered with the 'spy chief of China' are revealed

DailyMail.com can reveal messages between Hunter Biden and young Chinese-American woman who worked in his business venture with Patrick Ho

In an audio recording, Hunter described Ho to a friend as the 'spy chief of China'

The young secretary, JiaQi Bao, worked for Hunter during his partnership with Chinese oil giant CEFC in a multi-million-dollar deal

Bao, then age 29, scheduled flights, hotels and doctor's appointments for him

She sent him opposition research to help Joe Biden's 2020 election bid and wrote flirty and personal messages and ended up with his military dog tags

People usually leave personal items behind after sex. Why else would she have these?

jiaqibao.jpg
L to R: A vaguely human pit of ruin and despair, a Beefsteak Charlie's 6


She also encouraged him to draw from the company's accounts before they was shut down

Hunter and Joe Biden's brother Jim partnered with CEFC in 2017, in a deal that was meant to generate billions of dollars

But the joint venture collapsed the following year when CEFC's secretary general Ho was arrested and convicted of bribery in a US federal prosecution

It's unclear whether Bao was aware of CEFC bosses alleged links with intelligence services at the time and she has not responded to requests for comment

By JOSH BOSWELL FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

PUBLISHED: 11:13 EDT, 7 May 2021 | UPDATED: 14:08 EDT, 10 May 2021

Hunter Biden's emails reveal his close relationship with the Chinese-American secretary who worked for him when he went into business with the man he called the 'spy chief of China.'

The mysterious young assistant wrote the president's son flirty messages, sent him opposition research for Joe's White House run and encouraged him to draw funds from the company's accounts when the joint venture collapsed and even ended up with Hunter's military dog tags.

In 2017 Hunter went into business with Patrick Ho, secretary general of Chinese oil giant CEFC.

Hunter described Ho in a call recording on his abandoned laptop as the 'spy chief of China', and the Chinese businessman was later surveilled by US law enforcement as a foreign intelligence threat before he was convicted of bribery in 2018.

After launching his multi-million-dollar joint venture with CEFC, Hunter was assigned a 29-year-old Chinese-American assistant, JiaQi Bao, who quickly struck up a close and intriguing relationship with her Biden boss.

At first, emails show the New York-based Bao diligently scheduled flights, hotels and even doctor's appointments for the president's son.

But mysteriously, the young assistant also sent him opposition research to help Joe Biden's 2020 election bid, urged him to take cash from the joint venture's accounts as the business collapsed and wrote flirty and personal messages and even ended up with Hunter's military dog tags in her New York apartment -- the same tags he can be seen wearing in home-made porn videos he recorded on his laptop.

DailyMail.com did not find any explicit photos or videos of the assistant.

If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

...

After partnering with Chinese oil giant CEFC in the multi-million-dollar deal, Bao was appointed as his secretary and assistant, acting as a go-between for his Chinese business partners, translating documents and performing clerical work for Hunter in the joint venture.

According to Bao's LinkedIn page, she has worked as an analyst and assistant in finance and private equity in Hong Kong, Shanghai, Beijing and New York since 2011.

Her Chinese-American family are based in Arizona, and she studied at the state's university before taking a masters at top Beijing university Tsinghua.

Her LinkedIn page does not mention CEFC or the joint venture with the Bidens, only listing 'Hedge Fund / Asset Management / Financial Services' as her job from February 2016 to July 2019.

...

She ended the message by lavishing compliments on the president's son, writing: 'Many thanks for having been the most amazing and understanding boss, and the most charismatic friend and coconspirator-in-mischief.'

Peter Schweizer revealed that JiaQi Bao worked for the Chinese government as a "researcher."


Leaked emails from US President's son Hunter Biden's laptop recently revealed that his secretary, JiaQi Bao, was a former Chinese government researcher, according to a book released this week titled 'Red Handed' by Peter Schweizer. It is to mention that in recent years, Hunter has been under fire ever since the New York Post leaked information obtained from a laptop allegedly belonging to him. Reports suggested that the documents from the laptop prove that President Joe Biden used his position when he was the vice president to help his son, Hunter, in business deals in Ukraine and China.

Now, while citing a newly released book, Fox News reported that Hunter Biden's computer allegedly shows he obtained the secretarial services of a former Chinese government researcher. The media outlet reported that Bao graduated from China's Tsinghua University after being granted a government scholarship. She worked at the Chinese government's National Development and Reform Commission as a research assistant.

JiaQi Bao has also worked for the Shanghai-based investment firm, OneGate Capital, which has known ties to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), according to Schweizer. In 2017, Bao was then assigned to Hunter Biden after he went into business with the Secretary-General of Chinese energy conglomerate CEFC, Patrick Ho.

But it is Representative James Comer of the House Oversight Committee who connected all the dots and named JiaQi Bao as a spy in the employ of the Chinese intelligence services, on the Jesse Watters show.

Republican Rep. James Comer of Kentucky called new revelations about Hunter Biden a "national security nightmare" during a Monday evening Fox News appearance.

"Have you ever wanted to see a spy movie? You don't even have to go to the theaters. Go to Washington, D.C., where Chinese spies just bait and hook gullible people in power. Sometimes all it takes is a honey trap. We saw it with Eric Swalwell who got caught sleeping with Fang Fang, the spy who stole his heart," Fox News host Jesse Watters said in introducing Comer, the ranking Republican on the House Oversight Committee. "Swalwell wasn't the only person to have a Fang Fang in D.C. Turns out Hunter Biden may have dabbled with a Chinese spy, too. Her name is JiaQi Bao."

Below, Watters discusses this with crusading Actual Journalist Lee Smith. Apparently JiaQi Bao lobbied Hunter Biden to convince his demented, decrepit father to run against the man China hated, Donald Trump.

Time for a Special Prosecutor to investigate all this, and that's not just some snark. We have a literal Manchurian Candidate in the White House. China recruited a demented figurehead to run against a man they wanted out of office, and bought his family off, with 10% "for the big guy," and even provided oppo research to him through this alleged spy.

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (53oGX)

2 BOLD SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (53oGX)

3 Oh boy

something else nothing will happen on

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (us2H3)

4 With one and a half billion people, you'd think the Chicoms could come up with some better looking honeypots.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (ayzS/)

5
What happened to "no yellow?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (oINRc)

6 I feel so LOUD

Posted by: RUReadingthis at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (aQ25I)

7 Not first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (4p7Em)

8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (oINRc)

9 Don't trust China! China is asshoe!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (4olE8)

10 What happened to "no yellow?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM


When you aren't getting enough pink...

Posted by: Hunter at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (4p7Em)

11 I saw a story somewhere that China suddenly recalled a bunch of scientists/spies working at our nuclear labs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (5r4XQ)

12 She sent him opposition research to help Joe Biden's 2020 election bid and wrote flirty and personal messages and ended up with his military dog tags
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Man, is everyone but me getting young, hot CCP ass?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

13 "But Trump really, truly drank Russian hooker pee. I really believe this. I really, really do. It's the Christian thing."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

14 Everything is fine.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (ytSiK)

15 Time for a Special Prosecutor to investigate all this, and that's not just some snark. We have a literal Manchurian Candidate in the White House. China recruited a demented figurehead to run against a man they wanted out of office, and bought his family off, with 10% "for the big guy," and even provided oppo research to him through this alleged spy.

That's not news. But Trump sent another mean tweet...

Posted by: Dems and the MSM at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (ayzS/)

16 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

17 It still won't matter. Nothing matters unless it serves The State.


Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (M56lf)

18 Stop making sex to me

Posted by: America at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (bhRsz)

19 RESPECTED AGAIN IN THE WORLD!!!!

BRANDON LIVES!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (u4CEu)

20 Thanks goodness Joe and Jill didn't have any close business dealings with Hunter. Stuff like sharing an office or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (vYHuO)

21 Is anyone sincerely surprised? Don't all answer at once, now!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (z/nZY)

22 Did China order the senile one to do a hit on the Nordstream pipes?

Posted by: jc at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (N1WXz)

23 /fingers in their ears

LALALALALALALA!
We can't hear you! We can't hear you!
LALALALALALALALA!

Posted by: FaceBookGoogleYouTubeTwitter at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (cupoy)

24 Don't know why we need a flaming skull for this. It's par for the course when it comes to the Biden clan.

A lot of folks talk about how *someone* has something that can bring the Bidens down, but how?

What is actually WORSE than what we already know?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (YIVH2)

25 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.

Earthworms attracted to vibrations are more aware.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (ayzS/)

26 Why can't you leave President Biden's child alone?!?!

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (pwExq)

27 There is no truth to any of this. It is all Russia and the J6 insurgents. This is more Russian propaganda and misinformation.

Posted by: FBI/DOJ at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (EpDzw)

28 Time for a Special Prosecutor to investigate all this, and that's not just some snark. We have a literal Manchurian Candidate in the White House.

I think we're way past the actual Law and Order stage

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (dCxaZ)

29 But he's a goooood boooooy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (zB/T/)

30 She also encouraged him to draw from the company's accounts before they was shut down

ah, yes. singular they. the pitfall of the pronoun unpleasantness.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (sGtp+)

31 If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.
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Which is not even remotely shocking, but it's good to have confirmation.

Bidens (multiple), Swalwell, McConnell, Pelosi. Those are the China-compromised pols right off the top of my head, and some of them like Swallwell are small potatoes. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that 60% or more of all US national politicians are in bed - figuratively or literally - with the CCP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (t0OGg)

32 You don't need much honey to trap Hunter.

That said, I'll take the American stripper over the weaksauce China is slinging.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (XvPQV)

33 Wow, uh, OK. Kind of a low bar. At least hold out for the Korean baseball cheerleader type, Hunter.

Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (h5TKJ)

34 20 Thanks goodness Joe and Jill didn't have any close business dealings with Hunter. Stuff like sharing an office or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (vYHuO)

===

or credit cards, or bank accounts. No. None of that.

Posted by: jc at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (N1WXz)

35 And from Insty's...

OH: China Brings Home 162 Nuclear Scientists (Read: Spies) From New Mexico. “As Russia threatens to use nukes against the U.S. ‘if the West attacks Russian territory,’ a disturbing story has come out in recent days detailing the recruitment of over a hundred Chinese scientists who had worked at the nuclear research lab at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico to bring whatever they may have learned back to China.”

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (yikp0)

36 "JiaQi Bao"

Image search reveals she in nowhere near as cute as Fang Fang. Dear Fang Fang, if you are reading this, please tell me what secrets you need. I want you to radiate me with your sweet smile.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (24fqN)

37 added the obligatory pic

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (B3oWe)

38 There is no truth to any of this. It is all Russia and the J6 insurgents. This is more Russian propaganda and misinformation.

Oh, I thought it was Ukraine for sure.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (ayzS/)

39 I saw a story somewhere that China suddenly recalled a bunch of scientists/spies working at our nuclear labs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
===

Only 160. Local story. No need to cover this nationally.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (u4CEu)

40 26 Why can't you leave President Biden's child alone?!?!

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (pwExq)


and so soon after his other dear child's death from cancer!!

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (dCxaZ)

41 16 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

=========

"Seriously? Lena Dunham was successful? Seriously? We sent her as a joke!"

"You owe me $100."

"Fuck you, Todd."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

42 Dude . . . that JiaQi Bao could be a tranny. Look at that face, those shoulders, that chest. Very questionable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

43 China recalled the honey trap spy after they discovered that Hunter would sell US secrets for crack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (UuD2k)

44 In before we find out the FBI knew all of this and covered it up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (yHsuS)

45 Perfessor, the only people who will ever bring down the Bidens are their cabal bosses. They seem to be able to cheat death even. Maybe if he slips up and does something positive for America . . .

Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (6bfV7)

46 This is why Trump, or anyone outside the Party, will never be allowed to win.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (vjlSw)

47 16 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

He might notice if the honeytrap is TOO good- like Kate Upton or Jessica Alba in her prime.

Plus, My guess his taste is more for Thai ladyboy 5s than real world 10s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (5r4XQ)

48 Panda express 6, hilarious.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (VPWcH)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

50
Poor chick. Some of 'em get an easy assignment. Like that flatulent Swalwell.

And some of 'em... some of 'em get Hunter.

It speaks to the commitment of these Chinese. Knowing you're going to get 14 STDs from a crackhead, and hopping on anyway. Lie back and think of the bat soup, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (oINRc)

51 JiaQi Bao is about as brave as anyone on the planet. Just getting within 10 feet of Hunter Biden is likely to give you an STD. Touching him gets you AIDS or Monkey Pox.

There's nothing fun about being a Chinese spy. It's suicidal.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (0mJ41)

52 Leaked emails from US President's son Hunter Biden's laptop recently revealed that his secretary, JiaQi Bao, was a former Chinese government researcher, according to a book released this week titled 'Red Handed' by Peter Schweizer. ...
++++
Probably true. She researches ways to achieve CCP objectives in the West. Spoiler alert: it involves cash and gash.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

53 I think we're now in the sauve qui peut stage

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (dCxaZ)

54 That chick has a ladyboy face.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (eyxn4)

55 Remember back when Obama was president, and every week there was some sort of ridiculous new outrage?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (zB/T/)

56
How 'bout my latest selfies, Phen-Phen?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (pNxlR)

57 Yeah, I'm getting "Crying Games" vibes from that pic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (UuD2k)

58 >>>If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

I thought this was just assumed.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (QYPq3)

59 I clearly remember it coming out before the election that China had bought Joe for $10M. I remember because we had a conversation on one of JJ's threads about how depressing it is to understand how cheap it was to overthrow the country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (vYHuO)

60 No mean tweets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (aursc)

61 We* are nothing more than trained circus animals, under the control of our media ringmasters and those who control them.


* By We I am referring to a critical mass of the American population. Not all of us, but enough to make cheating in elections a viable strategy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (M56lf)

62 What happened to 'NO YELLOW'?


I guess he had that covered, already.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (baxN0)

63 That chick has a ladyboy face.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (eyxn4)


Body too.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (zB/T/)

64 i wish i could say i was surprised. but i'm not.

at this point, it's probably a much smaller list of people in DC who AREN'T in bed with the chinese, literally...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (WhsXQ)

65 Honestly, is this new Fang Fang a time-traveller? Because that pic looks like it was shot in 1979. All that's missing is the Farrah Fawcett feathered bangs

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

66 "Have you ever wanted to see a spy movie? You don't even have to go to the theaters. Go to Washington, D.C., where Chinese spies just bait and hook gullible people in power. Sometimes all it takes is a honey trap. We saw it with Eric Swalwell who got caught sleeping with Fang Fang, the spy who stole his heart," Fox News host Jesse Watters said in introducing Comer, the ranking Republican on the House Oversight Committee.
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Oh, bullshit. C'mon, Watters. You know better. Most of these people are not "gullible" folks are "hooked" by those perfidious Chinese spies. They likely know and knew from the first what they were doing, and got while the getting was good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

67 >>>All that's missing is the Farrah Fawcett feathered bangs

they should make a comeback

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

68 Her Chinese-American family are based in Arizona, and she studied at the state's university before taking a masters at top Beijing university Tsinghua.

master of fine honeypot?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (sGtp+)

69 She was his "Sexretary."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (mR6Gs)

70 Didn't we used to hang people for this kind of shit? But the Bidens skate.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (TgBWG)

71 "These are not the ChiCom spies you are looking for . . . "

-- Obama Wan Kenobi, tripping on his flowing robes, falling face first into a pile of Bantha shit.



Oh, who am I kidding? The ChiComs have owned the DemonRats as well as the GOPe for decades. They all are traitors who should hang.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Gda1b)

72 "Researcher" in this case ~= "Analyst + Field Agent"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

73 This may explain the "no yellow" comment. He got burned once and didn't want to repeat the experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Ivdso)

74 Would bang bang.

Posted by: I Mean at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (W2Qtq)

75 >>> What happened to 'NO YELLOW'?


maybe he experienced The Crying Game

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

76
HAHAHA Nothing to report here, more Russian disinformation spread by the semi fascist right who are a danger to OUR DEMOCRACY and need to be raided tomorrow morning about 5:15 by courageous FBI gunmen.

You have to all agree by now that holding an American national election in November is just what Putin wants, right?

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

77 At this point, shouldn't it be real news when one of these leftist twats ISN'T being honey-potted by a Hard 5 Chinese spy? I assume that 90% of the Democrap party is trading secrets and info for "me love you long time."

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

78 > If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

Wow.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (eyxn4)

79 >>Bidens (multiple), Swalwell, McConnell, Pelosi. Those are the China-compromised pols right off the top of my head, and some of them like Swallwell are small potatoes. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that 60% or more of all US national politicians are in bed - figuratively or literally - with the CCP.

Politicians, media, business, universities, it doesn't stop with politicians. Also a big reason these institutions all line up to try and smear and cancel us. They are all on China's payroll.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)

80 Hasn't Mitch McConnell, from Kentucky, been caught in a honey trap throughout his entire married life?

The old boy reeks of soy and fermented fish.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (w2Z7l)

81 OH: China Brings Home 162 Nuclear Scientists (Read: Spies) From New Mexico. “As Russia threatens to use nukes against the U.S. ‘if the West attacks Russian territory,’ a disturbing story has come out in recent days detailing the recruitment of over a hundred Chinese scientists who had worked at the nuclear research lab at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico to bring whatever they may have learned back to China.”
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (yikp0
***

That explains all those empty file cabinets and safes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (anj39)

82 And from Insty's...

OH: China Brings Home 162 Nuclear Scientists (Read: Spies) From New Mexico. “As Russia threatens to use nukes against the U.S. ‘if the West attacks Russian territory,’ a disturbing story has come out in recent days detailing the recruitment of over a hundred Chinese scientists who had worked at the nuclear research lab at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico to bring whatever they may have learned back to China.”
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (yikp0)

It is kind of a click-bait article. That number is from 1987 through 2021. Yes there is a problem with Chinese infiltration. No, they all have not left recently.

Posted by: WiNO at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (EpDzw)

83 If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

That's only illegal and impeachable if its Russians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (Ivdso)

84 Hunter Biden's current secretary is named Ho Lee Fuk.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (xPl2J)

85 If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

Good thing she wasn't Russian or that this was about Donald Trump or there would be major media coverage..... RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (u4CEu)

86 Reading an article in The Atlantic called: "What Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson Don't Understand About War" by some non-combat vet perfessor who thinks the woke military is just fine, thanks:

https://tinyurl.com/Woke-Ghey-Military-FTW

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:24 PM (Gda1b)

87 75 >>> What happened to 'NO YELLOW'?


maybe he experienced The Crying Game
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

========

Chinese girls come with strings. He has to set up meetings with his dad. God, he hates his dad.

Besides, underaged Mexican girls are cheaper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

88 Time for a Special Prosecutor to investigate all this, and that's not just some snark. We have a literal Manchurian Candidate in the White House. China recruited a demented figurehead to run against a man they wanted out of office, and bought his family off, with 10% "for the big guy," and even provided oppo research to him through this alleged spy.
++++
I can't find the clip and am kicking myself for failing to download it, but back during the campaign there was a video of a CCP bigshot addressing a group of people about politics and trade and how hard things were with Trump out there being mean to China but with a more pliable president like Biden, China's interests would better served. He basically winked and smirked at the audience during it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (t0OGg)

89 "Have you ever wanted to see a spy movie? You don't even have to go to the theaters. Go to Washington, D.C ..."

Go to any good USA STEM university. Chinese scientists do much of our science for us/them.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (24fqN)

90 Honeytrap isn't very sweet. Looks kinda homely to me. Trump was right: they are not sending their best.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ppBhU)

91 they should make a comeback
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)


If 80's music is making a comeback, then for crying out loud, bring the hair back too. Werewolf of London perfect.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (zB/T/)

92 Bidens (multiple), Swalwell, McConnell, Pelosi. Those are the China-compromised pols right off the top of my head, and some of them like Swallwell are small potatoes. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that 60% or more of all US national politicians are in bed - figuratively or literally - with the CCP.


You forgot Feinstein.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ayzS/)

93 I seem to recall Hunter specifying "no yellow" in one of his messages to his latest pimp/madam on that infamous laptop.

Apparently, he already had the asian nookie supply sewed up, and wanted some extra variety besides his brother's wife.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (JOtiF)

94 You inside 4 minute. You go now!

Posted by: JiaQi Bao at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (uQ0Ef)

95 The Biden's really are shit people. Complete and utter shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Dude . . . that JiaQi Bao could be a tranny. Look at that face, those shoulders, that chest. Very questionable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

Part of the kink.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

97 Hunter Biden of the Biden Family? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (Q14hI)

98 How much is that little doggy in the window ?

Ruff Ruff

Posted by: Hunter Bdien at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (M+Lyo)

99 You inside 4 minute. You go now!

Posted by: JiaQi Bao


Somehow, I doubt she ever had cause to utter those words.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (ayzS/)

100 This isn't who we are. No investigations and certainly no impeachment.

Posted by: gop at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (zwDuR)

101 If you don't have many of "the 6s" and/or are near positions of power or powerful people, always beware of strange people, particularly "hot" women, suddenly taking interest in you. Keep Magneto's advice from X-men 2 in mind.

"Never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who's interested in you."

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (Rl7KJ)

102 Honeytrap isn't very sweet. Looks kinda homely to me. Trump was right: they are not sending their best.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ppBhU)



Meh. I was high. Any port in a storm. EmIRite?!!?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

103 ... need to be raided tomorrow morning about 5:15 by courageous FBI gunmen...

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)


The word you're looking for is "gunsels". -- Sam Spade

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (AiZBA)

104 >>>If 80's music is making a comeback, then for crying out loud, bring the hair back too. Werewolf of London perfect.

a friend of mine worked UC for the FBI (don't hate him, he's one of us) and because he was UC, he could do whatever he wanted with his hair. When I saw him ten or twelve years ago, he had the eighties "body-wave" kind of Shaun Cassidy haircut. I was like, "Whoa, what's going on?" He was like, "I'm bringing 8th grade back."

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (B3oWe)

105 This will never be mentioned on the Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (M8NvJ)

106 America's first Chinese President.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (VPWcH)

107 Probably true. She researches ways to achieve CCP objectives in the West. Spoiler alert: it involves cash and gash.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

1970's--Gas, Grass or Ass.
2022--Cash, Hash, or Gash.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (mR6Gs)

108 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM


Vinegar would probably work for Hunter.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (xttsV)

109 Hunter Biden only needs a high fructose corn syrup trap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (u4CEu)

110 The GOPe will slow wok any investigations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (aursc)

111 I seem to recall Hunter specifying "no yellow" in one of his messages to his latest pimp/madam on that infamous laptop.

His cousin was his pimp if I remember correctly

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (M+Lyo)

112 31 Bidens (multiple), Swalwell, McConnell, Pelosi. Those are the China-compromised pols right off the top of my head, and some of them like Swallwell are small potatoes. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that 60% or more of all US national politicians are in bed - figuratively or literally - with the CCP.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:20 P

Don't forget Feinstein had a Chinese spy in her employ for 20 years or so

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (Oq/TM)

113 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (gYJXw)

114 I seem to recall Hunter specifying "no yellow"

One lady-boy, shame on you. A second lady-boy, shame on me.

Posted by: Hunter B. at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Q14hI)

115 And we already know Hunter and Big Guy are on the Chinese payroll

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (M8NvJ)

116 >>> What happened to 'NO YELLOW'?

maybe he experienced The Crying Game

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (yHsuS)

117 I wonder if Hunter fucked his sister. She's hot.

The fact that we're all guessing it's about a 80% chance says a lot.

Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (zwDuR)

118 Nothing will happen and since it involves Chinese People and it will be considered Racist to even mention it.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)

119 when i say he was UC, that was misleading; I mean he followed terrorists around, recording who they visited and what they were up to. Actual terrorists, not "Domestic Violent Extremists.'

But who knows what they've assigned him to lately, I guess.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (B3oWe)

120 F**kie F**kie two million dorrah

Posted by: JiaQi Bao at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

121 I'm not sure how a honeytrap would work with drug addled whore monger Hunter Biden.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

122 Huh. Hunter Biden was issued dog tags after only making it through the Pillow Soft Officer Indoctrination Course, then being thrown out of the Navy after a month, but I went through 4 months of OCS and served 4 years on active duty in the Navy and didn't get dog tags?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Gda1b)

123 DailyMail.com can reveal messages between Hunter Biden and young Chinese-American woman who worked in his business venture with Patrick Ho



Some websites are identifying the Chinese honeypot as Patrick Ho's sister, Yu Bang Ho.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (uhWXP)

124 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (gYJXw)



Kumswala goes down, but she's more expensive than that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

125 90 Honeytrap isn't very sweet. Looks kinda homely to me. Trump was right: they are not sending their best.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ppBhU)

Sure, but an office 5 Chi-Com spy chick who lets one put their Staff of Decadence into any orifice of their choice, almost at will, shall get priority over a 8 or 9 who doesn't want that icky sechs.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

126 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (gYJXw)

Same as in town

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

127 1970's--Gas, Grass or Ass.
2022--Cash, Hash, or Gash.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
These are American pols, Joe. There's no "or" - only "and."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

128 Huh. Hunter Biden was issued dog tags after only making it through the Pillow Soft Officer Indoctrination Course, then being thrown out of the Navy after a month, but I went through 4 months of OCS and served 4 years on active duty in the Navy and didn't get dog tags?

I am disappoint.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Gda1b)



Were they his or his dead brother's?

I don't know when they issue tags in the military, so just spitballin' here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

129 With one and a half billion people, you'd think the Chicoms could come up with some better looking honeypots.
Posted by: Archimedes


They're not sending their best people.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (g1EEm)

130 >>Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.


Still hovering just at / below $4 here.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (baxN0)

131 between Hunter Biden and young Chinese-American woman who worked in his business venture with Patrick Ho
___________

Be a Ho!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

132 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.
*

(Looks at time before elections)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (vYHuO)

133 Some websites are identifying the Chinese honeypot as Patrick Ho's sister, Yu Bang Ho.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (uhWXP)

Yu Bang Ho now!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (mR6Gs)

134 I recommend the counsel of Messrs. Bell, Biv, Devoe in these matters:

Never trust a big ass and a pretty smile.

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (XYr1Y)

135 I will admit. The Biden kissing the flaming skull is pretty epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Some websites are identifying the Chinese honeypot as Patrick Ho's sister, Yu Bang Ho.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (uhWXP)

Doesn't family name go first in Asia? Ho Bang Yu.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (VPWcH)

137 Especially ironic after Letitia James includes Trump's kids in a suit where no one was harmed and doubtful any laws were broken.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Y+l9t)

138 113 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.

gas here has gone up 40 cents in the past couple of days. 5.99 at the station i frequent.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (sGtp+)

139 I don't know when they issue tags in the military, so just spitballin' here.
Posted by: Sponge
___

They did when I was in.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (+k1PK)

140 91 they should make a comeback
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

If 80's music is making a comeback, then for crying out loud, bring the hair back too. Werewolf of London perfect.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (zB/T/)
_______________________

My hair is long now. I haven't cut it since before CV19. I wore it long back in college in the rock band, so I figured what the fuck. Zig when others zag. I've been rocking the ponytail and aviators in the car with the top down and the music up . . . like a fucking 80s movie!

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

141
It's really disgusting. Why would you sleep with this freak? So gross.

And - it's Hunter F'in Biden. You don't *have* to sleep with him. ONE DAY of being his secretary, and I guarantee you have enough kompromat to ensure his compliance forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (oINRc)

142 Given the proliferation of The Confucius Institute throughout American colleges and universities, I suspect there are a lot more compromised folks in government.

When I was teaching the Chinese students at the local university where I don't teach anymore except for beer money, they opened an office there. The guy running it reeked of spook.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (anj39)

143
Never trust a big ass and a pretty smile.
Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (XYr1Y)



I believe it's "never trust a big butt and a smile."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

144 I seem to recall Hunter specifying "no yellow"

One lady-boy, shame on you. A second lady-boy, shame on me.

Posted by: Hunter B. at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Q14hI)

Smartest man Brandon knows, Morons and Spadians.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (yHsuS)

145 What happened to "no yellow?"
------------------
I thought that too but if Hunter was getting all the yellow for free, then why pay for more instead of something different?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (yikp0)

146 Tsar Bomb on DeeCee now !!!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ZCool)

147 134 I recommend the counsel of Messrs. Bell, Biv, Devoe in these matters:

Never trust a big ass and a pretty smile.
Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (XYr1Y)

*nods*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (XvPQV)

148 136 Some websites are identifying the Chinese honeypot as Patrick Ho's sister, Yu Bang Ho.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 01:29 PM (uhWXP)

Doesn't family name go first in Asia? Ho Bang Yu.


hey! that's *my* schtick!

Posted by: yakov smirnoff at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (sGtp+)

149 >> DailyMail.com can reveal messages between Hunter Biden and young Chinese-American woman who worked in his business venture with Patrick Ho


His sister is also a Ho.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (baxN0)

150 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.
*

(Looks at time before elections)

Sounds about right.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (vYHuO)

It will go to around $2.75 right before midterms, but it won't work. The Republicans will take over and then the price will shoot up again--and guess who gets blamed?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (mR6Gs)

151 The deep state, led by the FBI, installed Joe Biden as president because they knew he was extremely compromised and therefore extremely controllable.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (WMoCR)

152 And - it's Hunter F'in Biden. You don't *have* to sleep with him. ONE DAY of being his secretary, and I guarantee you have enough kompromat to ensure his compliance forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (oINRc)

This actually made me laugh out loud. The truth is so painful.

Posted by: Iris at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (foa6+)

153 I seem to recall a lot of pearl clutching over the Trump family. I don't remember what specific complaints were (if any), but, rest assured, they were simply the.worst.ever.

So, it sure is nice to see such a normal, decent family restoring the dignity of the White House.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (SOV+T)

154 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.

I think that it would be pretty easy to get him to sex up pretty much anything, but the trap part would be a challenge: getting him to stay with a girl and become close to her.

Its like trying to do it to Charlie Sheen, who paid hookers to go away, not to have sex with him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Ivdso)

155 This all just makes me terribly dispirited. And sad.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (dCxaZ)

156 Still at $3.99 here too.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Y+l9t)

157 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 28, 2022 01:28 PM (gYJXw)
===

In glorious Peoples Democrat Republic of California gas is now back over $6/gl. Has gone up 95 cents in last 10 days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (u4CEu)

158 The Library of Congress just gave rap artist Lizzo a crystal flute once owned by Father of the Constitution James Madison so she could use it in a performance.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ZCool)

159 If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

--------

None dare call it treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Un6zc)

160 My hair is long now. I haven't cut it since before CV19. I wore it long back in college in the rock band, so I figured what the fuck. Zig when others zag. I've been rocking the ponytail and aviators in the car with the top down and the music up . . . like a fucking 80s movie!
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
***

Hair is over rated.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (anj39)

161 It will go to around $2.75 right before midterms, but it won't work. The Republicans will take over and then the price will shoot up again--and guess who gets blamed?
Posted by: JoeF

*

Yep. The White House has publicly stated that they're shutting off the Strategic Reserve draw-down after mid-terms. That's the entire plan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (vYHuO)

162 What does Liz Cheney say about it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

163 >>Congressman James Comer: China Infiltrated a Spy Close to Hunter Biden, to Serve As His Secretary and, It Seems, Fang-Fang-Style Honeytrap

And yet, there are reports that FBI agents are now deploying to PP sites and confronting Pro-Life demonstrators and intimidating them.

Forget about two tiers of justice, we now have an active Stasi running a reign of terror in the hinterlands.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (azHlJ)

164 Claimed Without evidence!!!! Reeeeee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (VtqbX)

165 Dear Fang Fang, I love Indian restaurants, walks in the park, ham radio. I could deliver secret messages via samosas, dead drops, and electromagnetism. Why don't you call me?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (24fqN)

166 Never trust a big ass and a pretty smile.
Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (XYr1Y)


I believe it's "never trust a big butt and a smile."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Big Juicy Ass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (M+Lyo)

167 If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

----

Trump's authoritarianism and persecution of whistleblowers left Biden's team no choice but to turn to foreign sources of information in order to save our democracy. We need to immediately impeach Trump again.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (9bp5t)

168 That flaming skull is just not the same without the crack pipe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (Un6zc)

169 Did Hunter pee on her?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (VtqbX)

170 I think that it would be pretty easy to get him to sex up pretty much anything, but the trap part would be a challenge: getting him to stay with a girl and become close to her.

Its like trying to do it to Charlie Sheen, who paid hookers to go away, not to have sex with him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Ivdso)

Just ask him questions when he's high.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (VPWcH)

171 >> I recommend the counsel of Messrs. Bell, Biv, Devoe in these matters:

Never trust a big ass and a pretty smile.



P- P- Poison.

Straight up.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (baxN0)

172 And - it's Hunter F'in Biden. You don't *have* to sleep with him. ONE DAY of being his secretary, and I guarantee you have enough kompromat to ensure his compliance forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (oINRc)
++++
*snort*

Well played, YD.

Also, I hate our ruling class because such a statement is true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

173 Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (24fqN)

According to Twitter a couple of weeks ago, Fang-Fang is dead. Killed in an airplane crash with all aboard after the pilot purposefully augered the plane into a mountain.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (nC+QA)

174 think that it would be pretty easy to get him to sex up pretty much anything, but the trap part would be a challenge: getting him to stay with a girl and become close to her.

Its like trying to do it to Charlie Sheen, who paid hookers to go away, not to have sex with him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Ivdso)

It's not like he's in need of sex with a prostitute.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (eGTCV)

175 Uhmmm...from what I have read elsewhere those "DogTags"(puppy collar) are not his...they belonged to his dead brother Beau. He also carried/used his brothers AG badge,security IDs and govt computer access passwords.

Posted by: birddog at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (uAI4S)

176 The correct line is "never trust a big butt and a smile"

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

177
Big Juicy Ass
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (M+Lyo)




https://youtu.be/oGsdKCn_sks

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

178 I'm more concerned with the idea that Biden/Blinken sabotaged that pipeline. Then again maybe China or Uke told him to . Ukraine has been at tne epicenter of too much corruption. And I still can't figurebout why Garland went to Kiev.

Posted by: Two Pence the fraud at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)

179 Hair is over rated.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (anj39)

My hair is growing back, way back on my forehead

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (M+Lyo)

180 Trump's authoritarianism and persecution of whistleblowers left Biden's team no choice but to turn to foreign sources of information in order to save our democracy. We need to immediately impeach Trump again.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (9bp5t)
++++
:: smacks forehead ::

Of course! It's all so clear now!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

181 Gas continues to go down around here. BJ's is 3.03$/ gal.
*

(Looks at time before elections)

Sounds about right.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (vYHuO)
***

Not here. (Western WA) Its has gone up $0.50 in the last two weeks.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (anj39)

182 Chinese operated spies in a major presidential candidates inner circle and Trump's CIA did nothing! Impeach!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:35 PM (VtqbX)

183 Did Hunter pee on her?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (VtqbX)




From reports I'm reading, she allegedly she pee-peed in his Coke.

But it wasn't sexual, apparently some kind of joke.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 01:35 PM (uhWXP)

184 Not here. (Western WA) Its has gone up $0.50 in the last two weeks.

*

You ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:35 PM (vYHuO)

185 What does Liz Cheney say about it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (63Dwl)



She'd serve on Hitler's cabinet if he was running against Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

186 >>She also encouraged him to draw from the company's accounts *before they was shut down...
---
*some folks don't think it be like that, but it do.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2022 01:35 PM (M9XmQ)

187 She was a beauty back on Kronos.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 28, 2022 01:35 PM (wBpKf)

188 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.

I think it would be very difficult. You'd have to set out 50 honeytraps and hope he sticks with one of them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (amJF4)

189 What's the big deal, anyway?

I see nothing wrong here.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (sy5kK)

190 Oh Hunter we cum same time. It beautiful. Me in you and you by my hand.

Posted by: JiaQi Bao at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (u4CEu)

191 Its has gone up $0.50 in the last two weeks.

Even after President Biden commanded them to lower prices? Such disrespect!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (Ivdso)

192 DailyMail.com did not find any explicit photos or videos of the assistant.
.........

because they were looking for a girl.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

193 158 The Library of Congress just gave rap artist Lizzo a crystal flute once owned by Father of the Constitution James Madison so she could use it in a performance.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ZCool)

==========

*spins*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

194 "According to Twitter a couple of weeks ago, Fang-Fang is dead. "

It's going to take me awhile to process that. Does she have a sister?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (24fqN)

195 >>I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap.


Guy has a crack problem.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (baxN0)

196 Big Juicy Ass
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (M+Lyo)



https://youtu.be/oGsdKCn_sks
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

That's my favorite video right now. Cracks me up every time !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

197 The old boy reeks of soy and fermented fish.

Posted by: Dr. Bone



McConnell: "G-d damnit, woman! Clean yourself!!!

Chao: "That's the kim chi, you bastard!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (Gda1b)

198 Eh, the honey trap spy girl is a 6 or 7 depending on setting and clothes etc. To me at least. But I like asian girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (Ivdso)

199 His sister is also a Ho.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:31 PM (baxN0)


She wears too much eye makeup.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (h5TKJ)

200 https://youtu.be/oGsdKCn_sks
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Not what I was expecting.

Also, better than some of the stuff on Billboard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

201 One player in this game is using the tactics of Sun Tzu, and it ain't us.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (3AD8C)

202
Old news.
Some people did some things.
Mistakes were made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.

Posted by: DNC & The MSM at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)

203 Imagine the things that poor spy had to do.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (uwW33)

204 If she is a spy, and it seems like she is, Joe Biden's opposition research against Trump came from the Chinese intelligence services.

---------

Has a CCP Spokeshole you should a statement on behalf of Vegetable Senator Feinstein?

It's Geriatric Vegetable and Druggie Pedophile Zombie ChiComm Agents all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (ddKkx)

205 because they were looking for a girl.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

Frank & Beans

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (M+Lyo)

206 >>The Library of Congress just gave rap artist Lizzo a crystal flute once owned by Father of the Constitution James Madison so she could use it in a performance.


Her Fish Whistle was lost in a cellulite avalanche.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (baxN0)

207 106 America's first Chinese President.

You forgot Clinton

Posted by: can of spam at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (/O7Zf)

208 I seem to recall Hunter specifying "no yellow" in one of his messages to his latest pimp/madam on that infamous laptop.

His cousin was his pimp if I remember correctly
Posted by: Hatari

That's because after eating a Chinese, you're hungry four hours later.
Boo. Vacation almost over. Got a lot of stuff moved from old house to new house.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (UEL2X)

209 203 Imagine the things that poor spy had to do.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (uwW33)


Hey, free M&Ms...

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (pwExq)

210 >>She wears too much eye makeup.


Nice FB ref.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (baxN0)

211 Pictured above: Hunter Biden and an unidentified man.

Posted by: Facebook AI Facial Recognition at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (amJF4)

212 The Library of Congress just gave rap artist Lizzo a crystal flute once owned by Father of the Constitution James Madison so she could use it in a performance.

The well-known flautist Lizzo, expert in the instrument, no doubt. I guess we should be glad she didn't drop and shatter it or shove it somewhere unmentionable on stage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (Ivdso)

213 I'm more concerned with the idea that Biden/Blinken sabotaged that pipeline. Then again maybe China or Uke told him to . Ukraine has been at tne epicenter of too much corruption. And I still can't figurebout why Garland went to Kiev.
Posted by: Two Pence the fraud at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)
***

IF true...there will be a reprisal.
Imagine Bonneville Dam being disabled? Or Hoover Dam? Or a Nuke power plane somewhere? Or even a refinery?
Hybrid War.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (anj39)

214 People, people...not to worry! Our nation is SAFE in the hands of a POTATUS who summons up zombie Congresswomen!

https://tinyurl.com/2p9acyh5

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

215 Imagine the things that poor spy had to do.
Posted by: Mishdog


Yeah. Hunter.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (UEL2X)

216 Nude Coke

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (yikp0)

217 Is Hunter wearing a dogtag in that picture?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (+tgyp)

218 Is it racist to say Biden is wholly owned by China.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (eGTCV)

219 Biden is telling gas station owners and Big Oil to not raise prices due to Ian. Translation: The Junta expects gas prices to increase between now and the election, due to factors other than the hurricane.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (AMIL/)

220 ++++
Not what I was expecting.

Also, better than some of the stuff on Billboard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (t0OGg)



It does have that hook.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Still hovering just at / below $4 here.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (baxN0)


We have gone from $4.10 to $4.78 in less than a week.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (DRSnL)

222 >>>217 Is Hunter wearing a dogtag in that picture?


yes.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (B3oWe)

223 216 Nude Coke
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (yikp0)


Fake nood gets a night in the box

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (pwExq)

224 That is an odd dress the spy is wearing though. Like something for a high school play set in Greece.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (Ivdso)

225 If we are bringing eighth grade back do we all have to carry those combs in our back pockets again?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (QfuVf)

226 well, looks like it's time for thoughts, prayers, and legal defense fund for Comer as the FBI will SWAT raid him in about 4 minutes...after 5am

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 01:41 PM (OuH7W)

227 I just assume any chinese in this country is a spy of some sort and asshoe.

Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2022 01:41 PM (v4L7Y)

228 Fake nood gets a night in the box
-----------------
From reports I'm reading, she allegedly she pee-peed in his Coke.

But it wasn't sexual, apparently some kind of joke.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:41 PM (yikp0)

229 Doesn't family name go first in Asia? Ho Bang Yu.


In Japan it does. Not sure about the rest of Asia though.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 01:41 PM (M56lf)

230 How about all those professors in STEM departments that have a second 'secret' job in China? They got rounded up under Trump but then nothing under FJB, charges dismissed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Harvard Chemistry sono tutti disgraziati at September 28, 2022 01:41 PM (qfLjt)

231 Thou shalt not bear false nood is like the 11th Commandment.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (Y5qcH)

232 Is it racist to say Biden is wholly owned by China.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (eGTCV)


Well, he was rehypothicated to Ukraine, and we are waiting to find out where else

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (xhaym)

233 This JiaQi Bao girl is not bad looking. Though I've seen lots of prettier Asians (Orientals, to use the non-PC but more accurate term).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (J2vNu)

234 Is Hunter wearing a dogtag in that picture?
__

Yep.

As if he's on four days leave from the sandbox.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (+k1PK)

235 >>If we are bringing eighth grade back do we all have to carry those combs in our back pockets again?


Parachute Pants and Zippers on T-Shirts?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (baxN0)

236 That is an odd dress the spy is wearing though. Like something for a high school play set in Greece.
-----------------
Eat-A-Puss Rex.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (yikp0)

237 >>>That flaming skull is just not the same without the crack pipe.

oh i forgot that one. ... did so many.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (B3oWe)

238 Imagine the things that poor spy had to do.
Posted by: Mishdog

Yeah. Hunter.
Posted by: rickb223
........

It's a regular humanitarian crisis.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

239 I don't know of any vets who still wear their tags after they get out.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM (+k1PK)

240 According to Twitter a couple of weeks ago, Fang-Fang is dead. Killed in an airplane crash with all aboard after the pilot purposefully augered the plane into a mountain.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022


***
Our standard ploy to make the world *think* our agents are dead.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (J2vNu)

241 Biden is telling gas station owners and Big Oil to not raise prices due to Ian. Translation: The Junta expects gas prices to increase between now and the election, due to factors other than the hurricane.
Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (AMIL/)


And if they oil companies don't obey, he has the assets in place to blow their pipelines too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (xhaym)

242 Though I've seen lots of prettier Asians

Yeah, I have seen plenty of better looking ones, but she's not bad.

Vivian Hsu, for example, lovely Chinese girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (Ivdso)

243 The Library of Congress just gave rap artist Lizzo a crystal flute once owned by Father of the Constitution James Madison so she could use it in a performance.


Her Fish Whistle was lost in a cellulite avalanche.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (baxN0)
***

I had to look this person up.
Good Grief.
But hey, maybe she is good with the flute?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (anj39)

244 >> I've seen lots of prettier Asians


Then you see their brother.

... and they look the same.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (baxN0)

245 JiaQi Bao is a better name than Fang-Fang though.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

246 "Special" Prosecuter: He didn't intend any wrongdoing. Case closed.

The Comey defense.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (kvF5j)

247 "This JiaQi Bao girl is not bad looking."

She's not even a pimple on lovely Fang Fang's ass.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (24fqN)

248 did POTATUS really advise a mRna jab as good prep for a stinking hurricane?

https://tinyurl.com/3425697t

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (dCxaZ)

249 Is "JiaQi" pronounced "Jacky"?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (M9XmQ)

250 Hunter ordered extra MSG, huh? Makes sense.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (+Cgut)

251 >>But hey, maybe she is good with the flute?


Fat Girls bring the Head Game.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (baxN0)

252 Sounds about right.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (vYHuO)
***

Not here. (Western WA) Its has gone up $0.50 in the last two weeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:34 PM (anj39)

We're still way north of $5 a gallon in Clownifornia.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

253 I never got dog tags in the Navy. Don't remember anyone else having them either.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Y5qcH)

254
Her Fish Whistle was lost in a cellulite avalanche.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:38 PM (baxN0)



I read this as "fist whistle" for some reason.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Feinstein, Shartwell, Biden... is there anyone in government who didn't have a Chinese spy working for them?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (VtqbX)

256 Thou shalt not bear false nood is like the 11th Commandment.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:42 PM


I thought it was no math on the blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (a3Q+t)

257 He basically winked and smirked at the audience during it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (t0OGg)


I'm pretty sure the guy you're talking about is Eric Li, and I think I remember that particular lecture, although not sure if it's still on YT. Pretty sure it was a Chinese audience - and he was getting a lot of applause.

https://youtu.be/JHoioq_Owz4
(TED talk)

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (zB/T/)

258 129 With one and a half billion people, you'd think the Chicoms could come up with some better looking honeypots.
Posted by: Archimedes

They're not sending their best people.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (g1EEm)
______________________

Or they know that if the girl is a smokeshow it will send up red flags. Even someone as stupid and strung out as Hunter would have suspected something if the girl was a knockout. I think the trick is to find a girl who is attractive but not too attractive.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

259 What's for dinner? Nothingburger with a side of QANON.

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (KsLcy)

260 Is Hunter wearing a dogtag in that picture?

He was, after all, a Navy man for a few weeks.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (amJF4)

261 Flaming Joe Sniffing Skull changed to Flaming Crack Smoker Skull.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

262 i changed it to the crack pipe (and credited ..., which I always forget to do)

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (B3oWe)

263 There's been enough evidence to indict *Joe* Biden for espionage and treason for some time now.

Let's see what brave majority leader Mitch McConnell is talking about on twitter....Inflation.

I mean it is a problem. But the fact that the president is currently intentionally harming the United States is a bigger one isn't it Mitch?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (ESjRY)

264 It will go to around $2.75 right before midterms, but it won't work. The Republicans will take over and then the price will shoot up again-


Not going to happen by the midterms which is just around t corner.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Y+l9t)

265 Our standard ploy to make the world *think* our agents are dead.
Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (J2vN)

Or maybe Fang-Fang really loves Fartwell so she faked her own death to go back to him and bathe in his various odors and secretions.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

266 She’s not as cute as Fang Fang, but she’s not bad. A 6 or 7, like someone upthread said.

But yeah, you’d think the most populous country in the world could do better (as someone else said thread). Maybe the supply of super hot women was reduced by all those folks killing female babies due to the one-child policy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (+tgyp)

267 She(?) was the best China had left as the first dozen or so honeytraps swallowed their cyanide capsules shortly after their mission briefing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (qzKj3)

268 Five dolla? You only get JiaQi JiaQi!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (M9XmQ)

269 245 JiaQi Bao is a better name than Fang-Fang though.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 01:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

JaoQi Bao Bao Baoooo

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

270 DailyMail.com did not find any explicit photos or videos of the assistant.

But we sure as shit looked as hard as we could for them, dammit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

271 >>I read this as "fist whistle" for some reason...


Even with an entire fist in there, it just sorta sighs.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (baxN0)

272 What an embarrassing, disgraceful joke this junta has revealed itself to be. From top to bottom.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Xrfse)

273 That is an odd dress the spy is wearing though. Like something for a high school play set in Greece.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022


***
Sometimes nudity isn't everything. Sometimes a little mystery, a little elegance, can be more effective than --

Yeah. Right. I crack myself up sometimes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (J2vNu)

274 That flaming skull is just not the same without the crack pipe.


Would epicanthic folds on the skull be racist?

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (FhXTo)

275
Cue the F-15's. 81 million wokesters demand it.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (j4U/Z)

276 "A Panda Express 6"?

Looking through images, she's a bit hit or miss. Here's the best photo of her I found...no supermodel, but a fairly cute young woman. More of a P.F. Chang's 7. A little more classy.

Posted by: I'm on the Fed Clock right now, but NOT their wifi at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (UQtS4)

277 I'm willing to forgive all of Hunter's transgressions if he ever told a buddy that he, and I quote, bokked her choy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

278 What's for dinner? Nothingburger with a side of QANON.
Posted by: Sid

*

This.

Sid is exactly right. It's not like he walked on the grass in a zone that was later designated as off limits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (vYHuO)

279 Let me guess... the Library of Congress is run by a purple haired lesbian marxist?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (VtqbX)

280 I never got dog tags in the Navy. Don't remember anyone else having them either.

Would St. Beau have had some?

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (amJF4)

281 >>She’s not as cute as Fang Fang, but she’s not bad. A 6 or 7,


Dollar Store 7

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (baxN0)

282 Whoops...forgot the link lol
https://tinyurl.com/3njs4ddx

Posted by: I'm on the Fed Clock right now, but NOT their wifi at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (UQtS4)

283 yes.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (B3oWe)

Probably taken off of Beau's wife.

Hunter - Stolen Valor
Punchy - Stolen Shower

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (+Cgut)

284 did POTATUS really advise a mRna jab as good prep for a stinking hurricane?


If you don't get the jab you can't swim.

I got the jab and look at me now (shows Joe floating in a pool). Don't be stupid. Just get the shot. And then you can never drown. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (ESjRY)

285 Scariest part of this? Multi generational spy family living in the US. She was raised here, but went there for School and the Chinese Government PAID FOR IT.

This whole Dual Citizenship thing the Supreme Court forced on us, is a HUGE mistake.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (oHd/0)

286 Surely this is Amy Schumer territory - but: "no yellow".

Right?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (OTzUX)

287 Would St. Beau have had some?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (amJF4)

Wasn't he sent to Iraq? That might be why. Dog tags are for body identification.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (Y5qcH)

288 Suppose the tags could be "Beau's" (real name Joseph Robinette* Biden III). He served in the Delaware Army National Guard for 12 years, so plausible.

Still, I am disappoint I don't have them.


*a vicious relative in the 1850s who was a rabid slaver

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (Gda1b)

289 I've been rocking the ponytail and aviators in the car with the top down and the music up . . . like a fucking 80s movie!
Posted by: Elric Blade

Don? Don't drink and drive, i already told you we aren't getting back together. and stop pretending you're still acting in Miami Vice!

Posted by: Melanie Grifith at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (3CCua)

290 This is a nothingburger, but the left still masturbates to the Steele dossier.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (VtqbX)

291 Hunter wears dog tags so if he OD's on crack they know where to send the dirty underwear.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

292 NO YELLOW!

HALF YELLOW OK.

- Hunter

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

293 211 Pictured above: Hunter Biden and an unidentified man.

Posted by: Facebook AI Facial Recognition at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (amJF4)
----
How dare you assume its gender?!

Posted by: Ciampino - Chi-Chi at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (qfLjt)

294 Sid is exactly right. It's not like he walked on the grass in a zone that was later designated as off limits.

Out: Congress shall make no law [...] abridging [...] the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

In: Dissent is treason.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (ESjRY)

295 Is there anything that could be revealed about the Bidens that that would make the criminal media give up and stop protecting him? I do doubt it.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

296 off Cherry 2000 sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (3CCua)

297 If you don't get the jab you can't swim.

I got the jab and look at me now (shows Joe floating in a pool). Don't be stupid. Just get the shot. And then you can never drown. My word as a Biden!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (ESjRY)


Don't be stupid. Be a smarty! Come and join the Vaccination Party!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Oh man, you know Hunter would absolutely wear Bo's dog tags as he was banging his widow and Jill and the dog Bo left behind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (vYHuO)

299 JiaQi Bao is a better name than Fang-Fang though.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022
*
JaoQi Bao Bao Baoooo
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022


***
"A rubber biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back . . . [insert hyena giggle here] . . . you go hungry! Bow-bow-bow --"

Posted by: A Blues Brother at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (J2vNu)

300 Dog tags are for body identification.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

Set around your neck, a set in your personnel packet, and a pair laced on your boots.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (+k1PK)

301 Most asian girls look better in motion than still photography as well, I have observed.


It's not like he walked on the grass in a zone that was later designated as off limits.

Yeah, come on, he didn't toss the remainder of his Carp food in Japan just like the Prime Minister did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (Ivdso)

302 282 Whoops...forgot the link lol
https://tinyurl.com/3njs4ddx
Posted by: I'm on the Fed Clock right now, but NOT their wifi at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (UQtS4)

Doggy Chain Necklace... it's a bondage thing... she's clearly a sub.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (oHd/0)

303 She does not look Chinese. Hmmm. Can't quite place the features.

Meloni is more attractive. And more likely to stab you from the front.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (5r4XQ)

304 283 yes.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:40 PM (B3oWe)

Probably taken off of Beau's wife.

Hunter - Stolen Valor
Punchy - Stolen Shower
Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM

Buttigieg- Golden Shower

Posted by: Ruh ro at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

305 I had dogtags in the Navy, in the 90s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (+tgyp)

306 Hunter was in the Navy Reserve for about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM (VtqbX)

307 Nice updated skull.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM (anj39)

308 I read this as "fist whistle" for some reason.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Same Same - you pay even not use manhood...

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM (+Cgut)

309 Is there anything that could make the neverTrumpers say that Biden maybe isn't all that decent after all?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

310 298 Oh man, you know Hunter would absolutely wear Bo's dog tags as he was banging his widow and Jill and the dog Bo left behind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (vYHuO)

Bondage reference... don't ask me how I know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM (oHd/0)

311 I'm a little worried about you guys commenting that Hunter's Ho is attractive. I've seen more pics and I still say there's a significant chance "she" is a tranny. This is Hunter Biden we're talking about. But you guys do you!

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

312 The little crack pipe is a nice touch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (5r4XQ)

313 Is there anything that could be revealed about the Bidens that that would make the criminal media give up and stop protecting him? I do doubt it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)


Finding out he shot a dog and skinned for a rug it thinking it was a wolf.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (xhaym)

314 Or they know that if the girl is a smokeshow it will send up red flags. Even someone as stupid and strung out as Hunter would have suspected something if the girl was a knockout. I think the trick is to find a girl who is attractive but not too attractive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (iFTx/)


....

Sure, if you fall for the first honey trap.

Have some standards. Hold out for Heather Graham.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (4eVxZ)

315 >>Hunter was in the Navy Reserve for about 15 minutes.


Just long enough to fail several drug tests.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (baxN0)

316 229 Why when any two bit whore will do?

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (M8NvJ)

317 258 129 With one and a half billion people, you'd think the Chicoms could come up with some better looking honeypots.
Posted by: Archimedes

They're not sending their best people.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:30 PM (g1EEm)
______________________

Or they know that if the girl is a smokeshow it will send up red flags. Even someone as stupid and strung out as Hunter would have suspected something if the girl was a knockout. I think the trick is to find a girl who is attractive but not too attractive.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:44 PM (iFTx/)


Only the ones who can suck a golf ball through a 25-ft garden hose graduate from the People's Honey Pot Academy For Spying In Running Dog Capitalist USA.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (AMIL/)

318 Five dolla? You only get JiaQi JiaQi!

Lolol

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (Y274z)

319 Beginning of the end... Walls closing in... Circling the drain...

Did I get them all?

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (VJsqe)

320 295 Is there anything that could be revealed about the Bidens that that would make the criminal media give up and stop protecting him? I do doubt it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

Consider how the media reacts when they're able to obtain leaked photos/emails/texts/etc.

Now consider how they reacted when Ashley Biden's diary was just sitting out there, unlocked, with its pages wide open. Or Hunter's laptop, which was freaking built for today's tabloid age.

So to answer your question, no.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

321 305 I had dogtags in the Navy, in the 90s.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (+tgyp)

It might be based on where you serve. I was on subs. When they go down, it's typically with all hands and they don't retrieve the bodies. So there'd be no point for dog tags.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (Y5qcH)

322 Is JiaQi pronounced "Jackie" because if I was a teacher, that's what I'd say. You watch your ass, A-A Ron.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)

323 193 158 The Library of Congress just gave rap artist Lizzo a crystal flute once owned by Father of the Constitution James Madison so she could use it in a performance.


you do NOT want to see the photos of this event (she used this at a concert I think in Philly). ugh.

later they rolled in the Liberty Bell so she could twerk on it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (w0NJk)

324 Oh man, you know Hunter would absolutely wear Bo's dog tags as he was banging his widow and Jill and the dog Bo left behind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (vYHuO)

Bondage reference... don't ask me how I know...
Posted by: Romeo13

*

I didn't mean it in any coded language whatsoever. Bo's wife after he died, Joe's wife, and whatever animals are around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (vYHuO)

325 Eric Swallowell
Diane Feinstein
Bill Gates
Mitch McConnell
Mark Zuckerberg
Hunter Biden

Who else? I can't find the exact name of the Feinstein's "body man".

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (XYr1Y)

326 320 295 Is there anything that could be revealed about the Bidens that that would make the criminal media give up and stop protecting him? I do doubt it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

Consider how the media reacts when they're able to obtain leaked photos/emails/texts/etc.

Now consider how they reacted when Ashley Biden's diary was just sitting out there, unlocked, with its pages wide open. Or Hunter's laptop, which was freaking built for today's tabloid age.

So to answer your question, no.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

To say nothing of the sexual assault allegation made against Biden during the "Me Too" era, which was far more credible than anything they said about Kavanaugh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

327 They are all on China's payroll.
Posted by: JackStraw


The thing about mutual economic Chinese Roulette is you both have to keep spinning.

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (FhXTo)

328 Finding out he shot a dog and skinned for a rug it thinking it was a wolf.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (xhaym)

That he personally oversaw an experiment where beagle puppies had their vocal cords cut and then were fed to carnivorous insects.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (5r4XQ)

329 Who else? I can't find the exact name of the Feinstein's "body man".
Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (XYr1Y)

Ding Ling

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (Y5qcH)

330 Potato Joe was asking where a congresswoman was in the crown today during a speech today. She died is a car accident some time ago.


No cognitive issues at all, you bet.


Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

331 297 Don't be stupid. Be a smarty! Come and join the Vaccination Party!

Pedantic note: "Vaccine Party" would fit the meter better

Posted by: can of spam at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (/O7Zf)

332 321 Sniffy, that makes sense.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (+tgyp)

333 Is there anything that could make the neverTrumpers say that Biden maybe isn't all that decent after all?

No. Hunter raped his niece and Joe raped his own daughter and the FNM does not care.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

334 So the Daily Mail was tired or scared of Biden's senility back in 2021? But the GOPe only bring it up now.

I guess they didn't want too much backlash against the pervert early on; that might have made it difficult to sell "we need a moderate R or the D will win the seat" for primary season.

Worthless greedy hogs. They don't seem to realize that Biden and the CCP are quite likely to break that trough beyond any chance of repair.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (3cGpq)

335 Wasn't he sent to Iraq? That might be why. Dog tags are for body identification.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Yes, he was in Iraq for a while.

Whilst my ship only circling around the Persian Gulf for a few months and missed hitting a floating mine by 100 yards. Had that happened, my ship (an 836 foot long tanker also full of 500 and 1000 pound bombs) would have made a hole in the ocean of about a cubic mile. I don't suppose there would have been much left to ID, so no need for tags. Just publish the crew roster as KIA.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (Gda1b)

336 It might be based on where you serve. I was on subs. When they go down, it's typically with all hands and they don't retrieve the bodies. So there'd be no point for dog tags.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

Makes sense.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (+k1PK)

337 Probably taken off of Beau's wife.

So was Hunter banging the chinese Ho while also schtuping Beau's wife?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (N39Ws)

338 315 >>Hunter was in the Navy Reserve for about 15 minutes.


Just long enough to fail several drug tests.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:50 PM (baxN0)

He was raring to go and answer yes on all questions. Who knew they were looking for a negative on drug tests?

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (VPWcH)

339 Or they know that if the girl is a smokeshow it will send up red flags.

If you were smart, you'd play hard-to-entrap so that they'd keep sending better and better-looking ones.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (N0qRy)

340 If Hunter stole his dead brother's dog tags from his sister-in-law/ sidepiece and gave them to his Chinese spy sidepiece, that would be awesome.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (VtqbX)

341 198 Eh, the honey trap spy girl is a 6 or 7 depending on setting and clothes etc. To me at least. But I like asian girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:37 PM (Ivdso)
______________________

Lan Kwai Fong, my friend. Lan Kwai Fong.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

342 A friend of mine married an Asian gal. He had shown me some photos of her, and she was ok, nothing exceptional looks wise. Met her in person finally, and she was smokin' hot. You just couldn't tell from the pictures. Some gals just aren't photogenic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (sAmhv)

343 When Hunter took a couple pulls off of that crackpipe, he became Buddy Love, connoisseur of foreign poontang.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (w2Z7l)

344 Joe M,

I remember watching that clip. The guy pretty much said verbatim they had associates in surprisingly very high places in the American government that were taking care of their business. His gloating was very noticeable.

This was when Trump was in office and they were very worried about him, but he was saying, don't worry, we got this. Kind of like Biden and NS2.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (wsHtO)

345 Anna Chapman was the top shelf spy bait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (5r4XQ)

346 Houck is the real enemy of the state.

Posted by: 7man at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (qwO6y)

347 Let me guess... the Library of Congress is run by a purple haired lesbian marxist?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:46 PM (VtqbX)

---------

Just like the estates of Washington, Jefferson, and Monroe -- except probably also African-Anti-American.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (kVQ9o)

348 you guys do you!

No intentional disrespect intended but that's nearly as worn out as "in fairness...".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (Xrfse)

349 So was Hunter banging the chinese Ho while also schtuping Beau's wife?

Never in the same room at the same time! I have standards, you know...

Posted by: Hunter B. at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (N0qRy)

350 Are you issued dog tags when you fill out the application paperwork?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (iDOL8)

351 are you guys sure that this is the same "Fang Fang" who banged Swalwell? I'm searching and there are quite a few Fang Fangs. It's a more common name than you might guess. I've found four different fang fangs. I can't find any direct statement that this is the same fang fang that was the spy. I know they'd cover that up, but I just see people making that connection based, it seems, only on the name, and that's not a reliable guide.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (B3oWe)

352 Don't be stupid. Be a smarty! Come and join the Vaccination Party!

Pedantic note: "Vaccine Party" would fit the meter better
Posted by: can of spam at September 28, 2022 01:52 PM (/O7Zf)
***

Mrs Elliot!!! (high school English teacher)
Is that you???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (anj39)

353 348 you guys do you!

No intentional disrespect intended but that's nearly as worn out as "in fairness...".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (Xrfse)

Y5 uses that one as a Hula hoop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (5r4XQ)

354 Probably the reason I am fond of asian girls is that I never dated any.

I loved redheads much more before I dated one than after she ripped my heart out, stomped on it, threw it in the oven, burned it to a crisp then served it to me on a cracker, expecting me to be grateful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)

355 I'm sure Mitch is just as compromised, too.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (RkUTr)

356 What an embarrassing, disgraceful joke this junta has revealed itself to be. From top to bottom.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Xrfse)



That commentary applies equally to the American people.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (M56lf)

357 Whilst my ship only circling around the Persian Gulf for a few months and missed hitting a floating mine by 100 yards. Had that happened, my ship (an 836 foot long tanker also full of 500 and 1000 pound bombs) would have made a hole in the ocean of about a cubic mile. I don't suppose there would have been much left to ID, so no need for tags. Just publish the crew roster as KIA.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (Gda1b

Yeah, early Spruance class Destroyer... sub hunter whose main bang was a Nuclear Tipped ASROC missile, that's radius of destruction was larger than the range we could shoot it.

But we were only supposed to let one off the chain to go after Boomers... so they thought the tradeoff would be worth it.... Cold War thinkin... don't miss it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (oHd/0)

358 Here's a link to story of Fang Fang in crash of China Eastern flight 5735:
https://tinyurl.com/yc3r9mnh

This is obviously a faked spy death, ala "You Only Live Twice." So I hope.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (24fqN)

359 348 you guys do you!

No intentional disrespect intended but that's nearly as worn out as "in fairness...".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (Xrfse)

-------
If I'm being honest...

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (VJsqe)

360 No, do not think this is swallowells fang fang. She looked more like a woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (5r4XQ)

361 348 you guys do you!

No intentional disrespect intended but that's nearly as worn out as "in fairness...".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (Xrfse)
____________________

It was sarcasm :-)

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

362 Me love you long time.

Hunters chink ho.

Ho han.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (gmo/4)

363 I just love the word "spruance" its so cool. A woody sort of word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (Ivdso)

364
Don't be stupid. Be a smarty! Come and join the Vaccination Party!

Pedantic note: "Vaccine Party" would fit the meter better
Posted by: can of spam


Just drop the word "and"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

365 Dinglong Culture, a Guangzhou company in both mining and TV and movie production, said in a statement to the Shenzhen stock exchange that its CFO, Fang Fang, was a passenger. Zhongxinghua, an accounting firm used by Dinglong, said that two of its employees were also on the flight.


LMFAO! China cracks me up.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

366 who hid my shocked face?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (PbwT0)

367 They are all on China's payroll.


Chinese restaurant: With 6 you get egg roll.
Chinese influence: With Swamp you get payroll.

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (786Ro)

368 It might be based on where you serve. I was on subs. When they go down, it's typically with all hands and they don't retrieve the bodies. So there'd be no point for dog tags.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

Makes sense.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (+k1PK)

We received them in boot camp. They weren't required to be worn.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (yHsuS)

369 What a joke of a government we have.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (uhWXP)

370 Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:55 PM (B3oWe)

Yeah, all this confusion about Fang Fang is really getting irritating!

Posted by: Vampire from Twilight at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (oHd/0)

371 How can someone who has taken the amount of drugs Hunter has taken possibly be able to function sexually?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (eGTCV)

372 I'm sure Mitch is just as compromised, too.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Trump made Mitch's spy sidepiece Sec Trans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (VtqbX)

373 If Hunter stole his dead brother's dog tags from his sister-in-law/ sidepiece and gave them to his Chinese spy sidepiece, that would be awesome.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (VtqbX)

"Dis no good to me - bring dollah or tell wife!"

"Bwahahahahaha!"

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (+Cgut)

374 It was sarcasm :-)

Went right over my head but in fairness, a lot of things do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (Xrfse)

375 365 Dinglong Culture, a Guangzhou company in both mining and TV and movie production, said in a statement to the Shenzhen stock exchange that its CFO, Fang Fang, was a passenger. Zhongxinghua, an accounting firm used by Dinglong, said that two of its employees were also on the flight.


LMFAO! China cracks me up.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Mining and media is an odd mix.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (VPWcH)

376 Our country has been sold out and compromised in every possible way and as we circle the drain, it is both ghastly and horrifying that it all boils down to Hunter's dick. Of all possible things in the universe, why?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (JxDRp)

377 It might be based on where you serve. I was on subs. When they go down, it's typically with all hands and they don't retrieve the bodies. So there'd be no point for dog tags.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Me 'ol man was on subs for 20 years. He asked me once why I didn't go into armor and ride around in a tank. I told him things designed to kill tanks are like things designed to kill subs. They work, and there are no survivors.
He just laughed...having survive a number of Japanese depth charging attacks.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (anj39)

378 Gotta hand it to the Chinese. They played the long game well.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (VtqbX)

379 354 I loved redheads much more before I dated one than after she ripped my heart out, stomped on it, threw it in the oven, burned it to a crisp then served it to me on a cracker, expecting me to be grateful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)

I assume I am nowhere near alone in finding this all too familiar?

Posted by: can of spam at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (/O7Zf)

380 262 i changed it to the crack pipe (and credited ..., which I always forget to do)

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:45 PM (B3oWe)

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LOL, Thanks, Ace! Maybe our buddy commenter "..." (ellipses) can combine the crack pipe image with the hairless skull-sniffing (or is it kissing?) one.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (kVQ9o)

381 Hmmm. All this talk of honeypots makes think may have to watch La Femme Nikita again.

Or Red Sparrow.

Or perhaps Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (Gda1b)

382 >Met her in person finally, and she was smokin' hot. You just couldn't tell from the pictures. Some gals just aren't photogenic.

Movie makers have trouble putting certain qualities on the screen (hot, smart, dangerous, kind, whatever). They meet the actor in person and work from that, and are unable to see anything contrary afterward. EG Denise Richards is a nuclear scientist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (44ww/)

383 How can someone who has taken the amount of drugs Hunter has taken possibly be able to function sexually?

Yeah but he can be so stoned he'll believe the lies the girls tell him. "you were the best I ever had!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (Ivdso)

384 Pretty sure Jesus said, Let him who hasn't banged a Chinese spy throw the first stone" so that excludes pretty much all of DC, I guess.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (4zAe9)

385 How about “_____ gonna _____”?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (+tgyp)

386 I want my country to go back to the one that Michelle Obama was ashamed of.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (M56lf)

387
Mining and media is an odd mix.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (VPWcH)



I was laughing more at the "Dinglong" part of the text.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

388 We received them in boot camp. They weren't required to be worn.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (yHsuS)
___

They were part of our uniform.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (+k1PK)

389 379 354 I loved redheads much more before I dated one than after she ripped my heart out, stomped on it, threw it in the oven, burned it to a crisp then served it to me on a cracker, expecting me to be grateful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)

I assume I am nowhere near alone in finding this all too familiar?
Posted by: can of spam at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (/O7Zf)

That's what makes them fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (5r4XQ)

390 LMFAO! China cracks me up.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Mining and media is an odd mix.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (VPWcH)

Well, they do have to bury information they don't like.... sooooo....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (oHd/0)

391 I loved redheads much more before I dated one than after she ripped my heart out, stomped on it, threw it in the oven, burned it to a crisp then served it to me on a cracker, expecting me to be grateful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)

"Wut? Not huuunggrry?"

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (+Cgut)

392 Nothing to see here. This is perfectly fine.

Posted by: US Dept of LolJustice at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (cDITE)

393 Spaders gonna spade!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (VtqbX)

394 386 I want my country to go back to the one that Michelle Obama was ashamed of.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (M56lf)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (5r4XQ)

395 Anna Chapman was the top shelf spy bait.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


She certainly has a top shelf.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 02:00 PM (g1EEm)

396 Late getting here, and I'm sure it's been mentioned: Hunter Bidenis the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (tQL7r)

397 376 Our country has been sold out and compromised in every possible way and as we circle the drain, it is both ghastly and horrifying that it all boils down to Hunter's dick. Of all possible things in the universe, why?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM (JxDRp)

You have to admit from the perspective of a third party it's kind of funny. Just imagine the history books and the comedies about our modern Caligulas.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (VPWcH)

398 Yeah, Anna Chapman. Mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (+tgyp)

399 You gotta know Carlos Danger is still wondering why he never got any Chinese honeypot action.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (4eVxZ)

400 But the GOP and the DOJ and FBI tolerated or took part in a facially absurd "investigation" of *absolutely nothing*, also known as the laughable childish crap "Russia-gate". For years.

Including lots of criminal behavior by the guvamint.

Which is not only unknown to most Americans, not only completely ignored or covered up or lied about by what is called the "press", which is completely ignored by the GOP to this day - but for which nobody will ever be punished, no actual investigation (apart from those done by the types of Smith et al) will ever be done.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (OTzUX)

401 you do NOT want to see the photos of this event (she used this at a concert I think in Philly). ugh.

later they rolled in the Liberty Bell so she could twerk on it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2022 01:51 PM (w0NJk)


Might as well have brought out the Declaration of Independence and let her take a shit on it, while they were at it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (DRSnL)

402 Me 'ol man was on subs for 20 years. He asked me once why I didn't go into armor and ride around in a tank. I told him things designed to kill tanks are like things designed to kill subs. They work, and there are no survivors.
He just laughed...having survive a number of Japanese depth charging attacks.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (anj39)



Heh! I was originally branched Armor and changed to Infantry for exactly the same reason. I didn't want to be a missile magnet.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (M56lf)

403 Not to be explaining away Hunter's treason or anything but stop and think of how many Chinese spies have blown Walmart executives......are Still blowing Walmart execs

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (0dBWD)

404 309 Is there anything that could make the neverTrumpers say that Biden maybe isn't all that decent after all?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:49 PM

Lots of NeverTrumpers pretend to not like Biden, even questioning his character. But Trump is SO evil, they have to put politics aside, and support Biden for the nation. Or some such bullshit.

So, they'll certainly question Biden's character if bad enough information is revealed, but never to the point that they support Trump.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2022 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

405 Relevant South Park reverences:

Beeg American Peeenis...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEKb9Ktqhc

You SOOO Clevah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCo6_BDgS7k

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 02:02 PM (XYr1Y)

406 396 Late getting here, and I'm sure it's been mentioned: Hunter Bidenis the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM (tQL7r)

Just like herpes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:02 PM (5r4XQ)

407 Can we go back and kick Nixon in the balls?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:02 PM (VtqbX)

408 "later they rolled in the Liberty Bell so she could twerk on it"

Is she a talented flute player?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 02:02 PM (24fqN)

409 "30 seconds! God be with ya!"

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 02:02 PM (MkuC5)

410 Pretty sure Jesus said, Let him who hasn't banged a Chinese spy throw the first stone" so that excludes pretty much all of DC, I guess.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (4zAe9)




I'm sure Ted Cruz will own the libs in a Tweet.

Then make a nerd statement on Fox News, which should put an end to all of this.

If not, he'll make a helluva 5 minute rant suitable for YouTube under under title "Cruz Absolutely Destroys Democrats".

Then that will be the end of it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 02:03 PM (uhWXP)

411 Wow CBS is all in on hurricane hyperbole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:03 PM (5r4XQ)

412 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!


Love the nic.
Reminds me of a tee shirt I saw at Ft Lee (home of the Army's cooking school)
Army Cooks! Death from Within!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:03 PM (anj39)

413 To be fair Taylor, you do sound ungrateful.

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 02:03 PM (XYr1Y)

414 I just love the word "spruance" its so cool. A woody sort of word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Yes, it isn't tinny, like Nimitz or Fletcher.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 02:04 PM (Gda1b)

415 Target in sight! Where the hell is Major Kong?

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 02:04 PM (gmo/4)

416 354- you are doing it wrong. Trust me.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2022 02:04 PM (4zAe9)

417 How can someone who has taken the amount of drugs Hunter has taken possibly be able to function sexually?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 01:58 PM


Dude. Elite isn't an award you're just handed, it's something you earn.

Posted by: Hunter B. at September 28, 2022 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

418 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 01:54 PM (sAmhv)

Middlest Kidlet is like that. She just doesn't photograph well, but in person people say "Wow". It was a problem when she was little because complete strangers would give her money or stuff just for being alive. That meant she had no idea of the value of anything, or that *someone* had to pay for the stuff store clerks gave her or else it was stealing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (nC+QA)

419 Swallwell sleeping with Fang Fang
Diane Feinstein and her chinese spy/chauffeur
Bidens with their interminglings with the Chinese.
I'm sure I'm missing some others.

The Dems love them so much money they'll go to the enemy to get it, won't they.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (N39Ws)

420 It's an recess-fun!

‘Did Ron Klain write this?’ WaPo columnist explains why a ‘recession could be good for you financially’

https://bit.ly/3UN94Zx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (FVME7)

421 I knew Spruance and you're no Spruance! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

422 How’s Lucy Liu looking these days?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (+tgyp)

423 Yes, it isn't tinny, like Nimitz or Fletcher.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 02:04 PM (Gda1b)

But not as ballsy as "Oldendorf"

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (MkuC5)

424 I always thought "Patrick Ho" was somewhat suggestive.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (5Qjf9)

425 Gotta hand it to the Chinese. They played the long game well.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:59 PM (VtqbX)


You can bet that the Chinese Intel guys have a file on every elected official at the state and national levels. This includes county and larger city officials. Damn right they play the long game. They will watch and analyze to see who is going up the ladder and who can be approached.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (anj39)

426 >>>>We have a literal Manchurian Candidate in the White House. China recruited a demented figurehead to run against a man they wanted out of office, and bought his family off, with 10% "for the big guy," and even provided oppo research to him through this alleged spy.

////

So, how have the Dims blamed this on Trump?

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (tQL7r)

427 In other news of the stellar and super serious Biden family:

NY Post article:

President Biden asked for the late Rep. Jackie Walorski to identify herself at a Washington event Wednesday, forgetting that the Indiana Republican died in a car crash last month. Biden made the embarrassing error while thanking bipartisan members of Congress at a nutrition event near the White House. “I want to thank all of you here, including bipartisan elected officials like Representative [Jim} McGovern, Senator [Mike] Braun, Senator [Cory] Booker, Representative Jackie — are you here? Where’s Jackie? — I think she was going to be here,” the president said.

Posted by: Cheri at September 28, 2022 02:07 PM (oiNtH)

428 I saw Beefsteak Charlie's 6 open for Ame Bibabi at the KFC Yum! Center last year

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2022 02:07 PM (qbYwJ)

429 Now we are going to blow up an LNG tanker and blame Russia for that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:07 PM (VtqbX)

430 So, how have the Dims blamed this on Trump?
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (tQL7r)

WHY DO YOU MAKE US HURT YOU?!! WE'RE THE REAL VICTIMS HERE!!!!
-Commies

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:07 PM (5r4XQ)

431 Love the nic.
Reminds me of a tee shirt I saw at Ft Lee (home of the Army's cooking school)
Army Cooks! Death from Within!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:03 PM (anj39)



Heh. I stole it from some guy's cartoon artwork I saw at Leavenworth.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:08 PM (M56lf)

432 422 How’s Lucy Liu looking these days?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (+tgyp)
________________

Met her in person once on the set of Elementary. She was actually better looking in person, although by that time she was well past her "young hot" days. She's tiny, though. Not much more than 5 feet tall.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

433 I bet Hunter gets Epstein'd before the end of this year.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 28, 2022 02:08 PM (sI15f)

434 Put John The Law Durham on the Hunter Biden -Chinese spy case and then listen to Andrew McCarthy 'explain' why Hunter Deserves Chinese state owned P*ssy. And payoffs.

The DOJ Brotherhood supersedes USA Constitutional Law. This is known.


Posted by: Voter theater. at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (0dBWD)

435
Heh. I stole it from some guy's cartoon artwork I saw at Leavenworth.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:08 PM (M56lf)



You were in prison?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

436 The Maggot Democrats are at it again

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

437 410
I'm sure Ted Cruz will own the libs in a Tweet. Then make a nerd statement on Fox News, which should put an end to all of this.

If not, he'll make a helluva 5 minute rant suitable for YouTube under under title "Cruz Absolutely Destroys Democrats".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 02:03 PM

I wish the Chinese would send me a hot lady-boy spy. I'm important! I'd own Trump and destroy MAGA for the right price, but even at 1.5 billion Chinese, there probably aren't many with tits like my sister.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

438 The hacked the OPM database during Obama.

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (XYr1Y)

439 How’s Lucy Liu looking these days?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:05 PM (+tgyp)

....

Once they crest 40, they all wind up looking like a noodle shop operator that secretly sells rhino horn powder and mogwai out of the back room in Gremlins IV.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (uhWXP)

440 I just got an instagram from Fang Fang! She's in Lagos and needs me to wire her $2000. This intrigue arouses me.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (24fqN)

441 You can bet that the Chinese Intel guys have a file on every elected official at the state and national levels. This includes county and larger city officials. Damn right they play the long game. They will watch and analyze to see who is going up the ladder and who can be approached.
Posted by: Diogene

*

I'll bet $1000 right now that this is why the U.S. is getting EVs that no one wants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 02:10 PM (iDOL8)

442 Now we are going to blow up an LNG tanker and blame Russia for that.

Or maybe Russia will actually do that, or one of the ports fueling them, as a justified tit for tat.

Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2022 02:10 PM (kOpft)

443 How’s Lucy Liu looking these days?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022
________________

Met her in person once on the set of Elementary. She was actually better looking in person, although by that time she was well past her "young hot" days. She's tiny, though. Not much more than 5 feet tall.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022


***
Fine by me

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

444 Hunter will have his chinese spy as his date to Dad's second inauguration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:11 PM (VtqbX)

445 I miss the old Chicom spies, Wo Fat, Oddjob . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:11 PM (FVME7)

446 Having spent time being stationed in Japan and being sent to Thailand for Cobra Gold.....eh. Some Asian girls are cute, but generally I don't get the guys who are obsessed with them. Matter of personal preference I guess.

Regarding dog tags, since I was in an MOS unlikely to see combat, I never wore mine. I put one in the laces of my boot when I went to Iraq, that was about it.

Posted by: radar at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (9/IeZ)

447 You were in prison?


Heh. In the Mean Green Machine.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (M56lf)

448 You have to admit from the perspective of a third party it's kind of funny. Just imagine the history books and the comedies about our modern Caligulas.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 02:01 PM


"History books." What an optimist.

Posted by: Brother Francis Gerard A.O.L. at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (xttsV)

449 Any spy who sleeps with Hunter needs to collect hazardous duty pay. He oozes sleaze and disease.

Posted by: Cheri at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

450 Newest hot take from Twitter:

@lisass_usa_5544
12m

I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (bhRsz)

451 So the recently decease R congresswoman? Joe Biden had this to say...

"I want to thank all of you here, including bipartisan elected officials like Rep. McGovern, Sen. Braun, Sen. Booker, Rep. — Jackie, are you here?" Biden said. "Where's Jackie? I thought she was going to be here — to help make this a reality.

Is that senility? Or a veiled insinuation that her death wasn't accidental?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

452 442 Now we are going to blow up an LNG tanker and blame Russia for that.

Or maybe Russia will actually do that, or one of the ports fueling them, as a justified tit for tat.
Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2022 02:10 PM (kOpft)

Probably runs too close to directly bringing the US in. Russia is unlikely to do that until/unless they think they are already at war with us.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 02:13 PM (VPWcH)

453 Newest hot take from Twitter:

@lisass_usa_5544
12m

I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (bhRsz)

Watch the propagation to the NPCs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:13 PM (yHsuS)

454 450 @lisass_usa_5544
12m

I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (bhRsz)

========

Blame Democrats for voting for the money DeSantis used to send people to Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

455 Hey Mr. Freaky bit time, you owe me 10,000 Bhat.

-- Hunter's slope girly-boy ho

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

456 @lisass_usa_5544
12m

I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Dr. T

**

Wait, so they're acknowledging that the illegals consume resources that should be spent on Americans that might need it?

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 02:13 PM (iDOL8)

457 Have we had an update on the soap girls from Anchorbabe yet?l

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:14 PM (+tgyp)

458 The hacked the OPM database during Obama.
Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM


And by "hacked" you mean "gave a Chinese national root database access"

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2022 02:14 PM (xttsV)

459 Love the nic.
Reminds me of a tee shirt I saw at Ft Lee (home of the Army's cooking school)
Army Cooks! Death from Within!
Posted by: Diogenes

toughest school in the Army. No one has EVER passed the course.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 02:14 PM (3CCua)

460 Our country has been sold out and compromised in every possible way and as we circle the drain, it is both ghastly and horrifying that it all boils down to Hunter's dick. Of all possible things in the universe, why?
Posted by: washrivergal

////

Good question! Great question....

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:14 PM (tQL7r)

461 426 So, how have the Dims blamed this on Trump?

by cornering the market on russian hookers, trump forced the democrats to go with cheap chinese knock-offs.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 28, 2022 02:15 PM (sGtp+)

462 The hacked the OPM database during Obama.

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 02:09 PM (XYr1Y)

There was no hack. Brown Midas gave them the keys to the server room.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:15 PM (yHsuS)

463 Blame Democrats for voting for the money DeSantis used to send people to Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)


Which happened, what, two weeks before this hurricane was taking aim at Florida? How stupid can people be?

(Don't answer that.)

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (bhRsz)

464 @lisass_usa_5544
12m

I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (bhRsz)



Americans are responsible for themselves and don't NEED government to move them out if they want to go.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

465 Old and Busted: Can you believe the Bush twins were, gasp, drinking when they were only 20 years old?

New Hotness: What Hunter and his niece and his underage hookers and his chinese spies do is none of your business you busy bodies!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (ESjRY)

466 I said No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter B at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (vN+oL)

467 To be fair Taylor, you do sound ungrateful.

I did fail to see the humor in it, its true

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (Ivdso)

468 I realize this is Hunter and he probably thinks the Canadian with the Spencer's Gifts chest is hot, but that's girl's almost a reverse honeytrap.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

469 @451

>>Is that senility? Or a veiled insinuation that her death wasn't accidental?

Nah, he's just a thoughtless, vile, vicious a**hole and these sorts of stupidities naturally flow from his trap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 02:16 PM (azHlJ)

470 The Pakis got access to the House intel server. The Iranians were gifted a stealth spy drone.... whoops!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:17 PM (VtqbX)

471 I'll bet $1000 right now that this is why the U.S. is getting EVs that no one wants.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 02:10 PM


Well, one commenter here wants EVs and thinks they are great. Where is he? I'm working overtime here waiting for him to show up for his shift.

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at September 28, 2022 02:17 PM (xttsV)

472 I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.

-
I can not believe Joe Biden sent billions of tax payers money to Ukraine before sending Americans to safety.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)

473 Army Cooks! Death from Within!


Speaking of which, I remember at Benning, where the motto was "Follow Me", the Main Post Dining Facility was called the "Swallow Me".


Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:18 PM (M56lf)

474 451 So the recently decease R congresswoman? Joe Biden had this to say...

"I want to thank all of you here, including bipartisan elected officials like Rep. McGovern, Sen. Braun, Sen. Booker, Rep. — Jackie, are you here?" Biden said. "Where's Jackie? I thought she was going to be here — to help make this a reality.

Is that senility? Or a veiled insinuation that her death wasn't accidental?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

This is more an indictment of his staff to not know that she had died. The guy doesn't need help looking like a fool but they appear ready to assist.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

475 -
I can not believe Joe Biden sent billions of tax payers money to Ukraine before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)



We know where you live, you know.....

- - Bob from NSA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

476 Daily Mail - Florida pics of damage so far.

https://tinyurl.com/5az3zaz6

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (NpAcC)

477 461 426 So, how have the Dims blamed this on Trump?

by cornering the market on russian hookers, trump forced the democrats to go with cheap chinese knock-offs.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 28, 2022 02:15 PM

This is remarkably accurate. JiaQi Bao is what you'd expect from Wish.com if you ordered a super-sexy Chinese honeypot spy girl.

Posted by: Consumer Product Advocate at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

478

Speaking of which, I remember at Benning, where the motto was "Follow Me", the Main Post Dining Facility was called the "Swallow Me".


Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:18 PM (M56lf)



There's a neon chicken in Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken that says Eat Me under it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

479 Fucktard President Biden calls for deceased representative Jackie Walorski to stand up and identify herself to the crowd.


Idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/ypmvjnt6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (uhWXP)

480 Her family must be very powerful, because being put on the Hunter case means partying and drugs, poor FangFang got nothing but Dutch Over Tuesdays, Skidmark Sundays, and Sphincter Saturdays.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (9aNXD)

481
We know where you live, you know.....

- - Bob from NSA

please take note of the terrain features of the property, and how they naturally funnel visitors and vehicles into mutually supportive ied lethal zones. the pigs need a good protien meal tonight.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 02:20 PM (3CCua)

482 480 Her family must be very powerful, because being put on the Hunter case means partying and drugs, poor FangFang got nothing but Dutch Over Tuesdays, Skidmark Sundays, and Sphincter Saturdays.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (9aNXD)

Applebee's Thursdays with chemjeff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (5r4XQ)

483 That "honeytrap" looks like a trans-she. Why send your best when the crackhead won't know the difference and the potential for incurable STD is at 100%

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (sI15f)

484 "I want to thank all of you here, including bipartisan elected officials like Rep. McGovern, Sen. Braun, Sen. Booker, Rep. — Jackie, are you here?" Biden said. "Where's Jackie? I thought she was going to be here — to help make this a reality.

Is that senility? Or a veiled insinuation that her death wasn't accidental?

Posted by: 18-1

He didn't mean that Jackie. He meant Jackie Kennedy-Onasis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (FVME7)

485 The Senate ultimately advanced the resolution without the permitting reform plan in a 72-23 vote, per NBC. The funding measure will keep the government operating until Dec. 16, pending a longer term funding plan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (VtqbX)

486 I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Dr. T

**

Wait, so they're acknowledging that the illegals consume resources that should be spent on Americans that might need it?

Whoopsie!
Posted by: Moron Robbie


THREADWINNER! Game, set, match, cut & print!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (UEL2X)

487 I wonder if the US finally arrested Patrick Ho to put a stop to the scheme before Hunter really got in trouble he and Pops could not get out of.

Posted by: Ultra pj at September 28, 2022 02:22 PM (G1dq6)

488 Well, they were taking shots at Barron for... what was it? Being tall and gangly? Autistic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:22 PM (5r4XQ)

489 Biden is a dusty corpse, and you don't see it stopping him from standing up.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (44ww/)

490
I miss the old Chicom spies, Wo Fat, Oddjob . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Foo Manchin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (63Dwl)

491 That "honeytrap" looks like a trans-she. Why send your best when the crackhead won't know the difference and the potential for incurable STD is at 100%

Plus a biological male would be able to defend themselves better if Hunter went into retard crackhead rage.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (ZGrMX)

492 >>>Army Cooks! Death from Within!

Ballistic Missile Submarine Service! Death from boredom.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (yHsuS)

493 486 I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Dr. T

Wait, so they're acknowledging that the illegals consume resources that should be spent on Americans that might need it?

Whoopsie!
Posted by: Moron Robbie

THREADWINNER! Game, set, match, cut & print!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (UEL2X)

Also acknowledging that Americans should be prioritized ahead of illegals. You'd think they'd be thrilled DeSantis got the illegals out of harms way.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

494 I'm feeling too lazy to read the whole thing, but I will say this:

1 - it's no surprise that Hunter is in trouble again; and

2 - no one except maybe Tucker will really cover this.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (kFrCu)

495 >>>I can not believe @GovRonDeSantis spent tax payers money to send illegals to other states before sending Americans to safety.
Posted by: Dr. T

Wait, so they're acknowledging that the illegals consume resources that should be spent on Americans that might need it?

Whoopsie!
Posted by: Moron Robbie

THREADWINNER! Game, set, match, cut & print!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (UEL2X)

NPC BSOD meme this.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:24 PM (yHsuS)

496 That "honeytrap" looks like a trans-she. Why send your best when the crackhead won't know the difference and the potential for incurable STD is at 100%

---------------------------------

I find it hard to believe any but the most jaded Russian whores could stomach sex with Hunter Biden. The smell coming off his diseased, rotting dick has got to be capable of knocking a buzzard off a shitwagon from 50 yards away.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at September 28, 2022 02:24 PM (8LP6B)

497 I had a German girlfriend I spent 10K. We were going to marry, but she could not shut up about her ex. So I left. When I returned to the states, she called me a stalker.

I have to note: her ass was big and her smile pretty.

Posted by: David Prince at September 28, 2022 02:24 PM (XYr1Y)

498 I'm feeling too lazy to read the whole thing, but I will say this:

1 - it's no surprise that Hunter is in trouble again; and

2 - no one except maybe Tucker will really cover this.


There's a definite level of "roll your eyes and move on" with new Hunter revelations.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)

499 415 Target in sight! Where the hell is Major Kong?

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 02:04 PM (gmo/4)
----
Still in orbit ..... wait .... that was Tom?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Chi-Chi at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM (qfLjt)

500 Crackpipe skull thread. Yay.

Is there where I get to announce that me and the missus have the wuflu? We didn't test positive for it until about five days after symptoms appeared so this is a new wrinkle.

It is somewhere between a bad cold and a flu. Too late for them to give us any antivirals or whatever so it's just a matter of riding it out.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM (sEoTu)

501 he meant the Jackie who was going to tell him "baby, you're the greatest!"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM (kFrCu)

502 @493

>>Also acknowledging that Americans should be prioritized ahead of illegals.

Illegals consume exponentially more in taxpayer largess than whatever the pittance was that DeSantis used to ship them out.

A simple thank you will probably suffice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM (azHlJ)

503 Oh, you right-wing whackos!

Trump is the only one who will get investigated or arrested.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (krQz2)

504 please take note of the terrain features of the property, and how they naturally funnel visitors and vehicles into mutually supportive ied lethal zones. the pigs need a good protien meal tonight.
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 02:20 PM (3CCua)


I'm trying to remember when I first started looking at terrain from a military perspective. A long time ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (anj39)

505 Still in orbit ..... wait .... that was Tom?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Chi-Chi at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM (qfLjt)

Thanks for the earworm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (5r4XQ)

506 Lot of Ho's in this story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (wZdQy)

507 485 The Senate ultimately advanced the resolution without the permitting reform plan in a 72-23 vote, per NBC. The funding measure will keep the government operating until Dec. 16, pending a longer term funding plan.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:21 PM (VtqbX)

So, even if Repubs take the Senate, Dems will have one more chance to F with the Budget, before the new Senators are sworn in...

McConnel is an idiot. Could have made this a CAMPAIGN ISSUE for the Senate... he's TRYING TO LOSE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

508 Hunter Biden Is Bullet Proof.

Pass It On...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (bC9HI)

509 Think about it. Hillary Clinton has been telling her "Big Lie" since November 2016.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (krQz2)

510 It is somewhere between a bad cold and a flu. Too late for them to give us any antivirals or whatever so it's just a matter of riding it out.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM (sEoTu)

Be well. Ace demands it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (yHsuS)

511 Is there where I get to announce that me and the missus have the wuflu? We didn't test positive for it until about five days after symptoms appeared so this is a new wrinkle.

It is somewhere between a bad cold and a flu. Too late for them to give us any antivirals or whatever so it's just a matter of riding it out.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2022 02:25 PM


Ugh. Had that shit last month. Rest up, hydrate, feel better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (4p7Em)

512 Ballistic Missile Submarine Service! Death from boredom.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM


Except when you clear baffles and make a contact.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

513 And by "hacked" you mean "gave a Chinese national root database access"
Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2022 02:14 PM (xttsV)

"I hack you off, no kissy root - you pay now."

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (+Cgut)

514 509 Think about it. Hillary Clinton has been telling her "Big Lie" since November 2016.
Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (krQz2)

90s. You mean that Chelsea is Vince Foster's, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (5r4XQ)

515 Lot of Ho's in this story.
Posted by: Minnfidel


More Chin's than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (UEL2X)

516 Hate to be a Debbie downer but nothing will come of this

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (bs+z0)

517 I'm trying to remember when I first started looking at terrain from a military perspective. A long time ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM (anj39)

When I was ... 10? We had a Big ole 3 Seater Pontiac Station wagon... and with 4 kids and me being the Youngest, I got to sit all the way in the back, facing backwards.

I'd amuse myself on long road trips by looking out the window and thinking... I'd put tanks there... and that's an ambush site... and missiles over there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (oHd/0)

518 Lot of Ho's in this story.
Posted by: Minnfidel

---
Ho Chi mama!

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (krQz2)

519 We're taking China's money and screwing their spies! My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Perv Joe from Scranton at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (fs1hN)

520 Lot of Ho's in this story.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:26 PM


Three, and it's Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (a3Q+t)

521 And by "hacked" you mean "gave a Chinese national root database access"
Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2022 02:14 PM (xttsV)

"I hack you off, no kissy root - you pay now."
Posted by: Boswell


You been heah fo owa! You go now!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (UEL2X)

522 @507

>>McConnel is an idiot.

No, he just has his own priorities and they have nothing to do with what is right and proper for the Republican base and the American People Generally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (azHlJ)

523 Be well. Ace demands it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:27 PM (yHsuS)

The Brotherhood of Spadoes swear an oath to quit fucking dying every morning at sunrise. Or Noon. Whenever we get up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (5r4XQ)

524 Ballistic Missile Submarine Service! Death from boredom.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 02:23 PM (yHsuS)


The most important thing aboard the old man's subs...a deck of cards and a cribbage board.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (anj39)

525 Daily Mail - Florida pics of damage so far.
https://tinyurl.com/5az3zaz6


That video from Ft. Myers makes "155 MPH!!" look just like the 38 mph I see on my weather maps.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (amJF4)

526 Why do those on the right want to take resources away from things like nooses, raiding pro-life activists and a former president. You all hate America by not focusing on the real issues. Oh and climate too you knuckle dragging MagaFacscists.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (wZdQy)

527 It is somewhere between a bad cold and a flu. Too late for them to give us any antivirals or whatever so it's just a matter of riding it out.

It can get worse, overnight, so make sure you take care of yourself. Lots of rest, fluids, Vitamin C, etc. If it gets a lot worse, Ivermectin really does help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)

528 So, how have the Dims blamed this on Trump?
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (tQL7r)


What they'll dig up is some obscure Global warming thing that Trump failed to act on that could have "prevented" Ian, or some dusty provision in some bill that the Republicans didn't vote for that would have provided an extra hurricane watcher or something.
Don't worry, they'll think of something.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (mR6Gs)

529 Think about it. Hillary Clinton has been telling her "Big Lie" since November 2016.
Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022


***
She was born in '47, so she's been telling lies since approximately 1948.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

530 523
The Brotherhood of Spadoes swear an oath to quit fucking dying every morning at sunrise. Or Noon. Whenever we get up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (5r4XQ)


Welcome to my world.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (x0n13)

531 As I always note on these stories - I don't really think stories of government corruption rank flaming skulls anymore. It's quotidian, and consequence-free.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (oINRc)

532 Joe said Hunter is the smartest guy he knows. I have no doubt that's the case.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (wZdQy)

533 In my non expert opinion she looks Phillipines

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM (M8NvJ)

534 That video from Ft. Myers makes "155 MPH!!" look just like the 38 mph I see on my weather maps.

Would you believe 80kph?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM (Ivdso)

535 I'd amuse myself on long road trips by looking out the window and thinking... I'd put tanks there... and that's an ambush site... and missiles over there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (oHd/0)



I'm looking at my property from that perspective lately. Except for the tank placement. Ain't got none of those. Sadly.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM (M56lf)

536 479 Fucktard President Biden calls for deceased representative Jackie Walorski to stand up and identify herself to the crowd.

Idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/ypmvjnt6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (uhWXP)


Three reporters have asked KJP about Boden's brain fart. She's answering the third as I type. Cringeworthy. Her excuse for Joe is that Rep. Walorski today was "a top of mind item for him, and he will meet with her family in two days." It seems some sources are spreading the lie that what Joe said was mistakenly in the teleprompter text. So a reporter asks if White House will release that text file. KJP says, no, what purpose would that serve?

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM (AMIL/)

537 520 Jolly Green Giant

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (kv87a)

538 516 Hate to be a Debbie downer but nothing will come of this
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (bs+z0)

Fun part? These are still allegations coming FROM THE LAPTOP. Information that has been out there for almost TWO YEARS now... and this is just NOW coming to light?

Oh, and the FIB is ALL OVER THIS, I'm sure... /spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (oHd/0)

539 Two words: Mini Chainsaw.

https://bit.ly/3UK9JLw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (FVME7)

540 So, how have the Dims blamed this on Trump?
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (tQL7r)

---
Duh. Florida is Trump's home state now.

Gaia is sending a message. Orangeman is bad.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (krQz2)

541 I'd amuse myself on long road trips by looking out the window and thinking... I'd put tanks there... and that's an ambush site... and missiles over there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (oHd/0)


We all had BB guns. We'd head for the woods and play army. Friggin' awesome.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (anj39)

542 Has Ace of Spank been considered?

Asking purely out of someone else's interest.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (BFigT)

543 "16 I can't imagine it would be very difficult to catch Hunter in a honeytrap."

Harder to get him out of one, no doubt.

"Hey! White crackhead! Wake up! You go now!"

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (f/6Wb)

544 I liked how Nora O'Donnell put it standing outside on a damp parking lot. WINDS OF UP TO 155 MILES PER HOUR! ...in gusts... THAT IS REALLY POWERFUL WIND!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (5r4XQ)

545 Or missiles for that matter.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (M56lf)

546 Would you believe 80kph?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM


When it hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit.

Posted by: Doc Brown at September 28, 2022 02:33 PM (4p7Em)

547 Wake me when something actually comes of all this.

Until then ...

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 28, 2022 02:33 PM (TU8Tj)

548 542 Has Ace of Spank been considered?

Asking purely out of someone else's interest.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 02:32 PM (BFigT)

Hmmm, I like it. Although it is more like a nic for ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:33 PM (5r4XQ)

549 Think about it. Hillary Clinton has been telling her "Big Lie" since November 2016.
Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022

***
She was born in '47, so she's been telling lies since approximately 1948.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

I was named after famed Everest climber Sir Edmund Hillary, you know.

Posted by: The Beast from Chappaqua Flats at September 28, 2022 02:34 PM (4I/2K)

550 Joe said Hunter is the smartest guy he knows. I have no doubt that's the case.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (wZdQy)


Joe's a poon-hound, so yeah, Hunter's the smartest and most successful guy he knows.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

551 The Brotherhood of Spadoes swear an oath to quit fucking dying every morning at sunrise. Or Noon. Whenever we get up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:29 PM (5r4XQ)


Welcome to my world.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (x0n13)


You wear spadoes?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (anj39)

552 >>>I bet Hunter gets Epstein'd before the end of this year.

>I figure he's destined to be fentanyl'd by his old business partners.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (w2Z7l)

553 More Chin's than a Chinese phone book.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM (UEL2X)

Mo ho din min, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (+Cgut)

554
Joe's a poon-hound, so yeah, Hunter's the smartest and most successful guy he knows.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)



You forgot "prepubescent."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

555 Hedge / Ass Management / Services

Posted by: WM at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (UsoTz)

556 Hate to be a Debbie downer but nothing will come of this
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 02:28 PM

Donna Downer! Sadly, I think you are right. There's not even smoke, all the shady shit with hunter and the "Big Guy" are actually molten lava and the press will ignore it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:36 PM (wZdQy)

557 Fun fact: Thurl Ravenscroft, who sang “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” also did the “Ho, ho, ho” in the Green Giant commercials.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:36 PM (kv87a)

558 534 That video from Ft. Myers makes "155 MPH!!" look just like the 38 mph I see on my weather maps.

Would you believe 80kph?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM (Ivdso)

Not to defend the MSM, but I am in North Naples, and the winds we are getting are a lot higher than 38mph

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 28, 2022 02:36 PM (imVto)

559 552 >>>I bet Hunter gets Epstein'd before the end of this year.

>I figure he's destined to be fentanyl'd by his old business partners.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (w2Z7l)

Can you imagine the public mourning the press will DEMAND? Fuck. And we thought McCain's funeral was bad...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:36 PM (5r4XQ)

560 13 "But Trump really, truly drank Russian hooker pee. I really believe this. I really, really do. It's the Christian thing."
-David French
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

-------

BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 28, 2022 02:36 PM (Lv84X)

561 Has any Biden ever done anything legal?

Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children TheyCannot Kill Since 1973! at September 28, 2022 02:37 PM (HNeZy)

562 Can you imagine the public mourning the press will DEMAND? Fuck. And we thought McCain's funeral was bad...


You mean even greater than St. George Floyd's funeral???!!!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:37 PM (M56lf)

563 Washington Post: 7 ways a recession is good for you
1) Housing prices may finally come down to reasonable levels.
2) Savings rates are up.
3) I bonds inflation rate might go even higher.
4) The dollar is king.
5) Unemployment is still relatively low.
6) Your used car is worth more.
7) Student loan forgiveness is coming.

Ahh I remember almost all of these in the Carter years, what a blessing it was to have savings rates be a tenth of what inflation was! And gee, that used car being worth more quatloos when the value of each quatloo continues to plummet, what an economic boon!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:38 PM (Ivdso)

564 You mean even greater than St. George Floyd's funeral???!!!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:37 PM (M56lf)

If it were to happen just before the election? I can completely believe it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:38 PM (5r4XQ)

565 Has any Biden ever done anything legal?
Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children TheyCannot Kill Since 1973!


Beau died.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:38 PM (UEL2X)

566 Ladies and gentlemen.... Abe Lincoln is here!!! Let's all give him a great big hand!

Posted by: Joe Idiot at September 28, 2022 02:38 PM (BXxcV)

567 550 Joe said Hunter is the smartest guy he knows. I have no doubt that's the case.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:30 PM (wZdQy)

Joe's a poon-hound, so yeah, Hunter's the smartest and most successful guy he knows.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)


Joe means that no matter where Hunter goes, within five minutes he can find hookers and blow. That takes smarts! Not even NBA players are that smart. Tales them at least 10 minutes, even if you dropped one in the middle of the Sahara.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

568 I'm looking at my property from that perspective lately. Except for the tank placement. Ain't got none of those. Sadly.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:31 PM (M56lf)

Sadly I'm over 29 and cannot defend the domicile of Diogenes alone. But...have sync'd up with several neighbors who are of like mind. No tanks of course, but interlocking avenues of fir...errr...I mean observation.
As I've counseled previously, know your neighbors.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (anj39)

569 551
You wear spadoes?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (anj39)


"My friends all call me Spade-o,
But my real name is Mr. J. Jaaaaaay...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (x0n13)

570 But not as ballsy as "Oldendorf"

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida




Or as politically incorrect as "Ching" Lee.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (Gda1b)

571 Gee, I'm beginning to think we have been betrayed by our Leaders.

Posted by: Tex at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (z9V4B)

572 Not to defend the MSM, but I am in North Naples, and the winds we are getting are a lot higher than 38mph

I think gusts in the 90s are accurate and nothing to sneer at

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (Ivdso)

573 And you know they would have him staggering alone behind the carriage for photo shoots.

Staggering because he has dementia and poor motor control, but the press would say:

'he is so crushed by grief.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (5r4XQ)

574 The scathing letter from the GOP to a deputy assistant undersecretary is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (wq/D9)

575 Biden croaking before the midterms would be a godsend to Big D. He's one of the biggest drags on the ticket.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:40 PM (6FeV1)

576 Ho Ho Ho, who wouldn't know. Up on the rooftop with Joe's old dick, down the crack pipe with Hunter quick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:40 PM (wZdQy)

577 Not to defend the MSM, but I am in North Naples, and the winds we are getting are a lot higher than 38mph

To see how we're calibrated, ventusky.com says you're getting sustained winds of 34 mph with gusts of 71 mph.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 02:40 PM (amJF4)

578
I'm trying to remember when I first started looking at terrain from a military perspective. A long time ago.
Posted by: Diogenes

yeah, my default is to id the most difficult uphill path for my e&e. most peeps can't track for shit and will naturally head downhill.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 02:40 PM (3CCua)

579 Has any Biden ever done anything legal?
Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children TheyCannot Kill Since 1973! at September 28, 2022 02:37 PM (HNeZy)

Ummmmmmmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (bC9HI)

580 Sadly I'm over 29 and cannot defend the domicile of Diogenes alone. But...have sync'd up with several neighbors who are of like mind. No tanks of course, but interlocking avenues of fir...errr...I mean observation.
As I've counseled previously, know your neighbors.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (anj39)



I'm with ya, on all counts. I'm afraid the enemy's inside the wire...for the country as a whole, that is.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (M56lf)

581 And you could probably Grassy Knoll that miserable fuck just by popping a relatively small brown paper bag in his vicinity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (6FeV1)

582 I wonder when the wife of Hunter Biden will file for divorce and child support. She probably really regrets hitching her future to that piece of crap and his screwed up family.

The Biden DNA seems to be problematic.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (haWye)

583 What a flaming pile of dogshit Twitter is. Looked to find Ian footage and got lots of smug, irrelevant political commentary.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (rJ48h)

584 Sustained winds are much higher than 38 mph. Gusts at or over 100. Slightly north of us must be getting crushed.

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (imVto)

585 At least there was no burning pudding

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

586 Ho Ho Ho, who wouldn't know. Up on the rooftop with Joe's old dick, down the crack pipe with Hunter quick.

Jill Biden's Christmas carols?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:41 PM (ZGrMX)

587
To see how we're calibrated, ventusky.com says you're getting sustained winds of 34 mph with gusts of 71 mph.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 02:40 PM (amJF4)


So a Tuesday in Wyoming.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (wq/D9)

588 Buying Bidens is much cheaper than buying aircraft carriers.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (Ndje9)

589 Hunter's honeypot is ugly. WTF dude?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (wZdQy)

590 So a Tuesday in Wyoming.

Wyoming is the only place I've ever been where you pull a piece of bread out of the wrapper and its a cracker before you can get any butter on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (Ivdso)

591 Find me a DC type of so much as middling influence that isn't under the CCP's sway to some extent.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (OUMaO)

592 Kamala could end this hurricane with just one inhale

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

593 Chinese "honeypots" are pretty meh. This one is cuter than Fang Bang but still. If I am going to betray my country I want a woman that looks like a young Joan Chen or Michelle Yeoh.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (mFWg6)

594 Actually, it was Tony the Tiger that Thurl Ravenscroft voiced. Not sure if he did the Jolly Green Giant or not.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (kv87a)

595 Sadly I'm over 29 and cannot defend the domicile of Diogenes alone. But...have sync'd up with several neighbors who are of like mind. No tanks of course, but interlocking avenues of fir...errr...I mean observation.
As I've counseled previously, know your neighbors.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:39 PM (anj39)

This is why God had Maxim create his gun. You can put Irish coffee in the water jacket and just take a pull while reclining in your folding chair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (5r4XQ)

596 Buying Bidens is much cheaper than buying aircraft carriers.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives


Also does way more damage.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (OUMaO)

597 It all starts to make sense when you realize the FBI is really an asset of the CCP.

Posted by: Tex at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (z9V4B)

598 That video from Ft. Myers makes "155 MPH!!" look just like the 38 mph I see on my weather maps.

Ventusky shows sustained winds of 50+ MPH with gusts up to 90+ MPH.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

599 Impeachment is not who we are.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy With Luntz Taint On My Lips at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (ZCool)

600 What a flaming pile of dogshit Twitter is. Looked to find Ian footage and got lots of smug, irrelevant political commentary.

Check @ReedTimmerAccu. He's all over this storm.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

601 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land, that's going to cost a pretty penny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM (azHlJ)

602 Donna that means it's a Donna Downer

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM (M8NvJ)

603 Check @ReedTimmerAccu. He's all over this storm.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

He just wants to date it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM (5r4XQ)

604 "My friends all call me Spade-o,
But my real name is Mr. J. Jaaaaaay...."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2022


***
I always think the backup singers on that are going "Aceta-mino-phen . . . aceta-mino-phen . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

605 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land, that's going to cost a pretty penny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM

Types. Deletes. Types....

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM (wZdQy)

606 601 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land, that's going to cost a pretty penny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 02:44 PM (azHlJ)

Good thing they are paying their taxes now like everyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (5r4XQ)

607 Disney is getting destroyed by a hurricane? Hahahahaha. Awe and some.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (wq/D9)

608 I am praying for all the people in the path of this thing. Truly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (wZdQy)

609 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land, that's going to cost a pretty penny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022


***
Toss a mask on it. The place'll be fine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (J2vNu)

610 This is why God had Maxim create his gun. You can put Irish coffee in the water jacket and just take a pull while reclining in your folding chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (5r4XQ)


Newsletter?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (anj39)

611 What's a really gross hippy dippy substitute for honey? Seaweed fart resin, or rotten jicama paste, whatever, something like that.... i don't know these things, i eat real food....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (6FeV1)

612 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land

That means its going to also hit the other 823489171 amusement parks in that area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (Ivdso)

613 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land, that's going to cost a pretty penny.

Same track as Charley in '04. I lived in Orlando then, damage to Disney property was pretty minimal. They do actually know how to build stuff, or at least they used to.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (ZGrMX)

614 BidenFuhrer just declared war on Russia unilaterally with his submarine strike. But also on Europe and America.

So when Russia, Europe and America are harmed, who benefits?

A: Biden's Chinese owners. As usual.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM (Ndje9)

615 To see how we're calibrated, ventusky.com says you're getting sustained winds of 34 mph with gusts of 71 mph.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 02:40 PM (amJF4

That’s possible in the city of Naples, which is about 10 miles south. Even that seems light though. We are about two miles from Bonita Springs in Lee County.

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM (imVto)

616 These pukes didn’t need a hottie to betray their country. They would have done it anyway. The sex was just bonus.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM (wq/D9)

617 What's a really gross hippy dippy substitute for honey?

I don't think there is a substitute for honey, its like rhyming an orange. There just isn't anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM (Ivdso)

618 611 What's a really gross hippy dippy substitute for honey? Seaweed fart resin, or rotten jicama paste, whatever, something like that.... i don't know these things, i eat real food....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (6FeV1)

Clover honey? Or is that actual bee honey?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM (5r4XQ)

619 Check @ReedTimmerAccu. He's all over this storm.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)



Got it, thanks.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM (rJ48h)

620 Well if Ian flattens Pedo Mouse it can rebuild and do what it's real mission has become. Welcome to Groomer land.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:47 PM (wZdQy)

621 This is why God had Maxim create his gun. You can put Irish coffee in the water jacket and just take a pull while reclining in your folding chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:43 PM (5r4XQ)


Ya know, thinking about this...a nice addendum to the Moron Cookbook would be how to prepare and enjoy field rations.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:47 PM (anj39)

622 "Beefsteak Charlie's 6"

Boy, you're old. Didn't they go bankrupt in the late 80's?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2022 02:47 PM (voHIS)

623 612 Storm Track shows Ian is going cut straight through Disney Land


blow jobs for all

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 02:47 PM (us2H3)

624 Any chance the CCP called in a favor to damage Nordstream?

Posted by: Perv Joe from Scranton at September 28, 2022 02:47 PM (fs1hN)

625 "a really gross hippy dippy substitute for honey?"

Durian sorbet. Serve at 110 degF.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (24fqN)

626 It really stands the test of time.


https://youtu.be/5_PoTOzrYEk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

627 Really?

Just before China National Day?

Posted by: hamitchell at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (kE/nb)

628 Fun fact: Thurl Ravenscroft, who sang “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” also did the “Ho, ho, ho” in the Green Giant commercials.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Should've been a survival horror videogame villain. Thurl Ravenscroft's Torture Chamber of Doom!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (FVME7)

629 Representatives for Jimmy Buffett announced that he must cancel the rest of his 2022 tour dates per “doctors orders” after a “brief hospitalization” for health issues that were not shared. In a message posted on social media Tuesday, the 75-year-old rocker posted a statement indicating Buffett’s “Life on the Flipside-Redux” tour would be cut short. “Due to health issues and brief hospitalization, Jimmy will need to refrain from touring for the rest of the year,” the statement read.

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (RHGPo)

630 Thurl Ravenscroft is a bad ass name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (5r4XQ)

631 All this only 9 months away from pride month!! For shame Ian, for shame.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:49 PM (wq/D9)

632 I'd suggest the Bob Dylan song Hurricane, which is really one of his best, but the lyrics are all based on a ludicrous pack of lies and falsehood his legal team concocted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)

633 Jimmy got the vaxx?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:49 PM (5r4XQ)

634 Disney is getting destroyed by a hurricane? Hahahahaha. Awe and some.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:45 PM (wq/D9)


That's gonna put a lot of foreigners out of work.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:49 PM (anj39)

635
That's gonna put a lot of foreigners out of work.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:49 PM (anj39)



You misspelled 'groomers.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

636 Black Diamond Bay would work better.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (5HBd1)

637 Jimmy Buffett and I finally have something in common.

Neither one of us will be touring for the remainder of the calendar year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (6FeV1)

638 Two questions

Jimmy Buffett is still alive?

And

People still pay money to hear Margaritaville for the 87473rd time in their life?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (wq/D9)

639 Now four questions to KJP about why Mad Joe said, "Jackie, where is she?" Some asked by mainstream media reporters. Is the push back on to Dump Senile Joe After the Midterms?

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

640 I mean, if you believe God uses storms to punish the wicked, then Disney is a heck of a lot more plausible target than Donald Trump.

I'm old enough to remember when the left pretended to hate exploitative corporate greed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (Ivdso)

641 Ugh. My Parents are heading down to their place in Bonita in 2 weeks - snowbirds. Panicking looking at the landfall map.

Posted by: Goldilocks at September 28, 2022 02:51 PM (vWWqj)

642 An 8-year-old child was allegedly molested in August by a substitute middle school teacher in Kansas City, Missouri, who is now in jail.

.. we have finally had the teacher stories out number the priest stories

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

643 Re: Sustained Winds

My brother's place on the Oregon coast has a glass wall around the large balcony facing the ocean. The glass wall is rated at 100 mph for something like 24 hrs

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 02:51 PM (3p4cr)

644
Thurl Ravenscroft is a bad ass name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


It's a GREAT name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 02:51 PM (63Dwl)

645 The former president was stopped by his then-White House chief of staff John Kelly and former White House counsel Don McGahn when he almost tweeted that Ivanka Trump and Kushner were about to be fired via Twitter, according to CNN's report of the book.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:51 PM (VtqbX)

646 The restaurants in Lincoln City have glass like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 02:52 PM (5HBd1)

647 Go woke, get 12 foot swells.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 02:52 PM (w2Z7l)

648 Thurl Ravenscroft is a bad ass name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

It's a GREAT name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 02:51 PM (63Dwl)

Bet he got all the ho ho hos...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:52 PM (6FeV1)

649 An 8-year-old child was allegedly molested in August by a substitute middle school teacher in Kansas City, Missouri, who is now in jail.

They threw the 8 year old in jail for narcing out his teacher.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:52 PM (VtqbX)

650 Re: Sustained Winds


I saw Sustained Winds open for Uncle Joe's Old Time Brass Band at the Orpheum in Memphis in '87!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2022 02:53 PM (UEL2X)

651 I'm old enough to remember when the left pretended to hate exploitative corporate greed.

.. keep in mind the left doesn't discriminate .. they like, the Iranians, hate everybody

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

652 That's gonna put a lot of foreigners out of work.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:49 PM (anj39)


You misspelled 'groomers.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
***

One of my students a few years back was one of the Minnie Mouse actors at Disney World. She was replaced by a cheaper foreigner. But she was paid a bonus if she stayed on long enough to train the replacement.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:53 PM (anj39)

653 They threw the 8 year old in jail for narcing out his teacher.
----------------------
The kid didn't use the teacher's pronouns. They had to.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)

654 The glass wall is rated at 100 mph for something like 24 hrs

I have stayed overnight at the coast when the weather was like that, I swear the winds were up in the 100mph range. The entire house shook with the gusts, it was unreal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

655 I saw Sustained Winds open for Uncle Joe's Old Time Brass Band at the Orpheum in Memphis in '87!

Helluva show until somebody farted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 02:54 PM (Xrfse)

656 It should be a source of tremendous shame (if they were capable of such) on both the MSM and our "intelligence" agencies that the ONLY investigation into Hunter and the rest of the Biden Crime Family is being done by independent journalists -- while our Vaunted Institutions are busy accusing normal people of crimes for defending kids against trans groomers.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2022 02:54 PM (gS3OW)

657 But she was paid a bonus if she stayed on long enough to train the replacement.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:53 PM (anj39)

Stand here. Look stupid. Drink water. Try not to die.

Where's my bonus?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:54 PM (6FeV1)

658 Thurl Ravenscroft is a bad ass name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:48 PM (5r4XQ)
---
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't name my ass that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2022 02:55 PM (krQz2)

659 Two questions

Jimmy Buffett is still alive?
And
People still pay money to hear Margaritaville for the 87473rd time in their life?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022


***
I think "Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes" is a much superior song. And "Cheeseburger in Paradise" is more fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

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661 I hope Humphrey Bogart was able to evacuate Lauren Bacall, Lionel Barrymore, and the Seminoles in time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:55 PM (kv87a)

662 Heh. Our spambots have just gotten so impersonal and distant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (5r4XQ)

663 Oddly enough the Lefties never mock natural disasters affecting Moslems when, unlike most Christians, Moslems believe Allah directly causes everything that happens in the world.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (yikp0)

664 Heh. Our spambots have just gotten so impersonal and distant.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (5r4XQ)

I am impressed how they embedded a random number generator into the form.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (6FeV1)

665 Jimmy Buffet = The Wiggles, but for adults.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (fs1hN)

666 Her family must be very powerful, because being put on the Hunter case means partying and drugs, poor FangFang got nothing but Dutch Over Tuesdays, Skidmark Sundays, and Sphincter Saturdays.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 02:19 PM (9aNXD)

With two honeypot you get eggroll.

Posted by: China Panda at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (yHsuS)

667 Heh. Our spambots have just gotten so impersonal and distant.
----------
Come back, Sarah!

We love you!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 02:57 PM (yikp0)

668 Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (wq/D9)

I felt that way until I lived near sea level. There really is a greater effect at a given wind speed than at higher altitude.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (nC+QA)

669 661 I hope Humphrey Bogart was able to evacuate Lauren Bacall, Lionel Barrymore, and the Seminoles in time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:55 PM (kv87a)

although he tried, he wasn't able to help the commies

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)

670 The Bidens are trash.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

671 I’m fond of Buffet’s song about the volcano.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (kv87a)

672
With two honeypot you get eggroll.
Posted by: China Panda at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (yHsuS)



You come to Shitty Wok! You get chopstick!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

673 President Dementia upstages his own faux pa from many years ago when he asked the guy in a wheelchair to stand up

Daily Mail with the story.

Posted by: bed head at September 28, 2022 02:59 PM (Y1sOo)

674 I hope Humphrey Bogart was able to evacuate Lauren Bacall, Lionel Barrymore, and the Seminoles in time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022
*
although he tried, he wasn't able to help the commies
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022


***
Bogart was heard to say, "The strawberries were the stuff dreams are made of."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

675 You come to Shitty Wok! You get chopstick!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

House of China Style.

https://youtu.be/Dr7DKXXfCWI

Posted by: China Panda at September 28, 2022 02:59 PM (yHsuS)

676 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

677 Noodus tantrumia

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

678 Nood

Posted by: China Panda at September 28, 2022 03:00 PM (yHsuS)

679 At the start of the Covid BS I decided to protest by boycotting Chinese restaurants.


Then I realized that all their cooks were Mexicans.


So much for my principles.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 28, 2022 03:00 PM (M56lf)

680 663 Oddly enough the Lefties never mock natural disasters affecting Moslems when, unlike most Christians, Moslems believe Allah directly causes everything that happens in the world.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 02:56 PM (yikp0)


It will be the progressives who turn the Middle East into a sheet of glass, not the bloodthirsty war mongering Republicans.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 03:00 PM (AMIL/)

681 Hunter's honeypot is ugly. WTF dude?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 02:42 PM (wZdQy)
........

To be fair, he's always high as a tick on flea dust.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

682 Grand slam!

https://bit.ly/3LPsKbc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 03:01 PM (FVME7)

683 Two questions
Jimmy Buffett is still alive?
And
People still pay money to hear Margaritaville for the 87473rd time in their life?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 02:50 PM (wq/D9)

Ummmm....Yes.

Jimmy Buffet sold the idea to fat, old, bald, drunken men that it was okay to be fat, old, bald and drunk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2022 03:01 PM (bC9HI)

684 You can bet that the Chinese Intel guys have a file on every elected official at the state and national levels. This includes county and larger city officials. Damn right they play the long game. They will watch and analyze to see who is going up the ladder and who can be approached.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 02:06 PM (anj39)

********

Yup and they did precious little work on that one due to the Obama administration subcontracting out the FBI database on interviews the FBI did for top secret clearances and the Chinese eventually winning the actual work of maintaining that database.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 28, 2022 03:01 PM (xxG/v)

685 What's a really gross hippy dippy substitute for honey?

I don't think there is a substitute for honey, its like rhyming an orange. There just isn't anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 02:46 PM


Agave syrup. Aka Hipster Honey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 03:01 PM (4p7Em)

686 670 The Bidens are trash.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah...can't argue with that one.

Posted by: Twitter Fact Checkers Union 42 at September 28, 2022 03:02 PM (BgMrQ)

687 “Buffet? Where?”

*Puts on running shoes and activates GPS*

— Stacy Abrams

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 03:02 PM (kv87a)

688 Like all the Crimson Guards in Cobra being named Fred, All of the Chinese spies are Fang Fang.

Posted by: Blanco at September 28, 2022 03:05 PM (Nzscs)

689
Me so horney. me love you long time. Hunter too buh-ku

Posted by: Chinese HoneyTrap Commie Ho at September 28, 2022 03:30 PM (+oR7L)

690
How many in the top of the FBI/CIA have honeytrap whores? I'm betting alot.

Posted by: portlandon at September 28, 2022 03:32 PM (+oR7L)

691 Will someone ask Leon Panetta, John Brennan, Jim Clapper and the other "Intelligence" officers who signed the letter claiming Hunter Biden's laptop was "Russian Disinformation" if this is real, or if they were part of the Chinese collusion to assist Demented Joe get elected? While Hillary's campaign hired Fusion GPS to make up a "Russian collusion" story, it appears that China was knee-deep in collusion with Hunter and the Biden campaign.

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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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