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As Hurricane Ian Closes In On Florida, Don "Black Hole of Infinitely Warped Ignorance" LeMon Insists on Politicizing It
He's meteorologist and hurricane expert, according to his bio.
Michael LowryHe links this projection of the storm surges along the coasts of Florida. Note the frightening purple band in the middle of the west coast, around Bonita Beach -- 12 to 16 foot surges above the normal level of the ocean.
@MichaelRLowry With 155 mph winds, Hurricane #Ian teetering on becoming only the fifth Category 5 hurricane to strike the mainland U.S. on record (Cat 5 starts at 157 mph). Whether it does or doesn't is of no consequence or comfort for communities in the path. Catastrophic impacts regardless.
Below, "FrogNews" hopes that Ian will do less damage by following Charley's path. Charley did a lot of damage, and he says things were rebuilt stronger, and maybe better able to resist hurricane damage this time around.
Brooks Garner FOX 35
@BrooksWeather 5pm - New track of Hurricane Ian-- remarkable as it follows nearly the same track as Hurricane Charley in 2004. The difference? #Ian is a larger hurricane geographically, with much more rain and it's moving more slowly which means much more rain. 12"-30" possible.
@FOX35Orlando
Frog CapitalCharley also made landfall as a category 4 storm. On the other hand, I don't know how much stronger you can rebuild things. I don't know how well things can be made to withstand a category 4/almost a category 5 hurricane, which is also moving very slowly to make sure you spend a lot of time in the wind and the rain and the flooding. Charley, a smaller storm that moved quickly through central Florida, was "devastating" and took "forever" to recover from the storm damage:
@FrogNews I hate 'silver linings' but charley leveled this area in 2004.
Pretty much everything they built back is really damn strong now... and this one is supposed to weaken more rapidly over land..
Stay high and dry, Florida Ace of Spaders. The media, meanwhile, is really praying for massive damage and high fatality counts to take out Ron DeSantis. A McClatchy "reporter" put on a "grotesque" performance as he practically begged a FEMA official to say that Ron DeSantis was difficult to work with because he was So Partisan That He Was Putting Lives In Danger With His Don't Say Gay Extremism. The FEMA official, thankfully, would have none of that. And this morning, despite this being one of the least-active hurricane seasons on record, Don "This isn't a demotion, it's a promotion, I swear" LeMon insisted on attempting to turn an emergency weather event into a sermon on global warning. Once again, thankfully, the NOAA official refused to play ball with the darker, stupider, gayer, wrinklier Greta Thunberg.
Gov. Ron DeSantis told Floridians in the path of Hurricane Ian that the time has passed to evacuate and residents should now "hunker down." Ian is expected to make landfall in Charlotte County Wednesday as a Category 4 storm, with the highest risk areas ranging from Collier County to Sarasota County. "If you are in any of those counties, it's no longer possible to safely evacuate. It's time to hunker down and prepare for this storm," he urged. ... "This is going to be a nasty, nasty day, two days [...] So, this is going to be a rough stretch," DeSantis warned.
This is amazing. Don Lemon tries to blame Hurricane Ian on climate change. NOAA's hurricane director shuts him down. pic.twitter.com/svTjHtE8hl
— Alex Pfeiffer (@__Pfeiffer) September 28, 2022
Update: Earlier, DeSantis dismissed Biden's refusal to call him as "pettiness" in the face of catastrophe.
"I’m happy to brief the President if he’s interested in hearing what we’re doing in Florida... You've got people’s lives at stake...no time for pettiness, we've gotta work together to make sure we’re doing the best job for them. So my phone line is open." @RonDeSantisFL on Biden pic.twitter.com/d2FkngDq5J
— DeSantis War Room 🐊 #FloridaStrong (@DeSantisWarRoom) September 27, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:04 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 28, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (baxN0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 28, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (ZSsrh)
Are we going to start referring to ourselves as the ace of spades army? Send Superchats to ace while he describes doing his laundry?
Cause I have reservations.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:07 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (VtqbX)
I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Two Pence the fraud at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (ZCool)
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (0GTCG)
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (AwYPR)
"President Joe Biden on Wednesday mistakenly gave a shoutout to a Republican congresswoman who died in August.
“Jackie are you here? Where’s Jackie?” Biden asked after thanking several bipartisan members of congress.
“I didn’t think she was going to be here,” he added.
Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) died in a tragic car accident in August."
Posted by: Grimmy at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (t0OGg)
"Hurricanes."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (aursc)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
They live in Florida.
j/k because the hurricane has not made landfall yet. I can make hay while the sun shines, as it were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM
but enough about Conservative Inc.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)
knock me over with a feather...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (WhsXQ)
++++
It's refreshing to hear from a government man who understands reality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
"Horde" works well in such cases. Or "Hordelings".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (nC+QA)
The Warmists swore to us that this would be the new normal. Storms were going to be bigger and more numerous because of your SUV, hater.
No hurricane made landfall in the US for another decade.
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (pwExq)
@ByronDonalds
US House candidate, FL-19
Pray for my district in Southwest Florida, including the cities of Fort Myers, Naples, Bonita Springs, Sanibel Island, Cape Coral, Marco Island, and Captiva.
This will be a historic and catastrophic weather event. Please continue to follow local and state guidance.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (5r4XQ)
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Good. As an outsider - I am not in Florida and have never been through a hurricane - DeSantis appears to be handling this competently so far. Evacuation orders, logistical support, guidance for those choosing to remain behind, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)
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Ace of Spadiots
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (4p7Em)
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)
Hmmm, ace of spadans... kind of a Count of Monte Cristo thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Spartacus at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (yQpMk)
Lots of states and utilities have contingency agreements to send line crews and support vehicles to disaster areas. It is not uncommon for crews from distant states to flow to a disaster area soon after the disaster. I'm willing to bet there are a lot of crews in SE states preparing to move to Florida.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (3p4cr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)
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No blood sacrifices at the altar of Gaia, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (bVYXr)
And Joe gets lost again although without the dead woman announcement footage...
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 18m
NOW - Jill to Joe Biden: "You go down this way."
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1575150515981520897
20-second video
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
A Moron by any other name will smell as sweet or something
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (OuH7W)
https://tinyurl.com/3rh56rtp
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (DRSnL)
PDT stretched out his arms and calmed the frothing seas and spared America from disaster.
biden can't wipe his own ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (ecxfm)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (5HBd1)
This. And the Left praying that every storm that hits a Red state is like a full apocalypse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
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That's the Leftist Media's job. You know those ghouls will be looking for anything they can to pin the slightest stubbed toe on DeSantis if it can be connected to Hurricane Ian.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (YIVH2)
He brought a guy from a FEMA training center as a gues speaker to tell us this. Storms were getting worse and it was terrible and it was all global warming.
At the end of his presentation I asked him about a FEMA white paper that said that storms were not getting worse, it was just that we build expensive stuff where storms go. He said, well, that's just not so, who wrote that?
I replied: you did.
Harumph argle bargle
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pwExq)
And now that we've cleared that up, do you believe everyone's gotten dumber since we were kids? Because I can't recall hearing such idiotic questions from newscasters until the past few years or so.
Posted by: NOAA Hurricane Director (with added electrolytes) at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (fsV7e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
1. the lunatic weather worshipers need GW to be bad so they say "global warming akkshually make hurricanes worser and deadlier"
2. weather science types mumbled under breath "actually, if there was GW, then hurricanes would be rarer and less bad"
3. hurricanes have at least been rarer last 2 decades, FWIW, if not actually weaker.
but the weather worshipping pagans need to make everything hysterical.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (OuH7W)
That's how stupid, incompetent and evil this regime is.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (YIVH2)
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"Ian wouldn't have landed if Florida had elected Gillum to be governor."
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
They're all like this now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
That's how stupid, incompetent and evil this regime is.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (MxEKc)
WTF?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Beartooth
Going to work this morning I could already see all manner of equipment rolling south. (I'm in central Alabama.) It makes sense given the storm's track to stage it in south Alabama so when the storm passes it can immediately move in and get to work.
This is hardly the South's first rodeo. We laughed at the Sandy C-F for a reason.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (OuH7W)
At the end of his presentation I asked him about a FEMA white paper that said that storms were not getting worse, it was just that we build expensive stuff where storms go. He said, well, that's just not so, who wrote that?
I replied: you did.
Harumph argle bargle
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pwExq)
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I hope the class laughed at him. Did the class laugh at him?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (t0OGg)
Trump is the most hated man in American politics. How many hurricanes hit during his 4 years?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
They're all like this now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
Luckily no one watches them
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (bs+z0)
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
They'd just have a gov that's been indicted by the feds and a gay orgy enthusiast.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Spartacus at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM
I'm Moron and so is my wife!
Wait...I don't have a wife. Carry on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (4p7Em)
Harumph argle bargle
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pwExq)
HAHAHA. That's awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (DRSnL)
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1574963673096851456
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (yikp0)
True. But this is going to be A LOT of downed power lines.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah, no. Just awkward silence.
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (pwExq)
He forgot to add: .....since reliable weather records started being maintained in the late 1780s.
Pretty sure the US experienced more than five Cat 5 hurricanes that were not recorded prior to that, but no sense in letting facts get in front of your sensationalist reporting.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
How can someone that stupid have a high paying job.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)
I wouldn't go as far as that, but watching the Weather Channel earlier in the week did give me the feeling that they were deliberately overblowing this. They stopped just short of declaring it the worst hurricane in human history, even when it was several days out and still getting organized.
That said, a Cat 4 storm is still pretty bad, so I hope everyone in FL has done what they need to prepare.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (bhRsz)
Yeah! F*ck you NOAA expert! All your high-falutin' stats and science is no match for Don Lemon's lived experience!
What were we talking about last thread? Deniers?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (g1EEm)
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't know if they will go quite that far, though they are stupid enough to say that.
More likely, they will say Gillum would have done a better job managing the emergency and more people would be alive today if he'd been governor instead.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (YIVH2)
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I can't believe they raised him from his stupor and drugged him up enough to speak in front of cameras to say some nonsense about hurricanes and vaccines. I watched the video and he almost did his yell/whisper thing about it.
fuck his voters, if they get vaxxed and their dicks fall off while their homes flood, then I guess it's worth it.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
https://tinyurl.com/3rh56rtp
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xPl2J)
Funny. When she said the exact same thing to Hunter Biden, it had a different connotation.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (pwExq)
++++
Bummer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (t0OGg)
//
haha, these dirt worshippers are one step away from tossing virgins into volcanoes.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)
That and as the perfect embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Posted by: Zek at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (fsV7e)
For example; "TorCon" a term the Weather Channel uses to describe the conditions for tornado development. It's totally fake. Based on nothing but fear and the hope there will be one for the ratings.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (VtqbX)
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
No, but if he had been, those hurricane parties would have been FABULOUS!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (bhRsz)
How can someone that stupid have a high paying job.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)
It really saddens me and pisses me off. I've busted my ass most of my life to get where I am and THAT piece of human douchebag dingleberry has MILLIONS to live on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm pretty sure I've been taught (by such people) we should shun such people.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (SOV+T)
We have Odinsleep...but Bidensleep is a bit different. How so?
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Dr. T
ISWYDT.
They do this for *every* hurricane. As long as I can remember. Big storms are good for ratings.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (g1EEm)
Kayleigh McEnany just said her house is one of those.
Naples is experiencing a record storm surge and the worst is yet to come.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (aursc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah, no. Just awkward silence.
Pity. I'd have guffawed and made the jerking off motion.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (ayzS/)
Funny. When she said the exact same thing to Hunter Biden, it had a different connotation.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (N39Ws)
You KNOW her trailer trash ass has ridden his face.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (9aNXD)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
"Horde" works well in such cases. Or "Hordelings".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (nC+QA)
I thought the Style Guide defined us as capital "M" Morons, and those not of the faith small "m" morons...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (BgMrQ)
God punishing red sates are about the only time libs manage to believe in Him.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MxEKc)
I'm pretty sure I've been taught (by such people) we should shun such people.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (SOV+T)
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It feels like misinformation and Twitter should ban him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Spartacus at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM
I'm Moron and so is my wife!
Wait...I don't have a wife. Carry on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (4p7Em
/sings...
I am Moron!
Here me roar
With posts that most all will ignore
But I know to much to sit back and pretendddddd
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (oHd/0)
Going to work this morning I could already see all manner of equipment rolling south. (I'm in central Alabama.)
Indiana Michigan Power and Indiana Task Force One are heading to Florida in anticipation of Hurricane Ian.
Both teams have made the announcement Tuesday morning, Task Force One will begin staging in Alabama until Hurricane Ian hits Florida.
https://tinyurl.com/355uxtn9
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (63Dwl)
As long as the Junta doesn't f**k with FEMA pre-positioning and response this will play out how it plays out, if they decide to be dicks then this could become a nasty debacle and tragedy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MDmJR)
Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (9aNXD)
++++
He's also an idiot. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who asked an NTSB representative if that Malaysian flight got sucked into a black hole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (t0OGg)
God punishing red sates are about the only time libs manage to believe in Him.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MxEKc)
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Blizzards knocking out power in New England is just weather, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
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Any line crew that works in areas of the country that are hit by tornados or ice storms (like MO) are well-prepared to get things up and running quickly. Hats off to them!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (YIVH2)
LeMon is a commercial away from breaking out the feathers and rattles.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (ayzS/)
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haha, these dirt worshippers are one step away from tossing virgins into volcanoes.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)
They've got things covered with abortion.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (VPWcH)
We fly Spads.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (P7Iz+)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (M8NvJ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (yHsuS)
Vice did a sympathetic puff piece on releasing sex offenders back into the world. Watch the last few seconds, it's hilarious.
https://bit.ly/3fqYFCR
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (ZSsrh)
We have Odinsleep...but Bidensleep is a bit different. How so?
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM
Far below the Rehoboth deep, the Biden sleepeth
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (4p7Em)
Everyone knows that is their stance anyway.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (63Dwl)
Yes, you idiot. It's the warm water of the gulf that causes then to intensify.
Now, let's talk about the growing season now being 6 weeks shorter than it was 10 years ago.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MDmJR)
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With this junta, it's hard to go wrong betting that they will do the worst thing possible to make DeSantis look bad.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (geLO8)
https://bit.ly/3fqYFCR
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (eyxn4)
It's the producer's fault, you see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zek at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (fsV7e)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
Oh, I would, especially somewhere near the Gulf Coast. I would just evacuate when a hurricane comes knocking.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (bhRsz)
Don tells him he's wrong because Don has a feeling things were worse. No science or data, just Donny's own bias belief.
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Science is Feelz!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (OUMaO)
FWIW, when Andrew hit our family house in Coconut Grove in 1992 (my in-laws still owned it in those days), it had wind speeds of around 175 mph. We were on the northeast edge of the eye, normally the worst affected area of the storm, but Andrew was quirky, and the SW edge of the eye took the hardest hit, so Cutler Ridge, Kendall and even Homestead got absolutely leveled. Those houses down there (in the Homestead area) were cheaply built to start with and it was complete devastation. Gone. All that was left for miles were the concrete pads and the storm-proof safety rooms. Power took two weeks to be restored to our area, roofs took about a year to repair, but those folks in the Homestead area...I'm guessing they moved.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (EjeRd)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (BFigT)
True. But this is going to be A LOT of downed power lines.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM
I worked at an electric utility in the PNW and even we sent volunteer crews to New Orleans after Katrina. Once the crews got there with their equipment we would rotate crews every couple of weeks. Last crew brought back the trucks.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (3p4cr)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)
Well, they won't be able to find one of their own.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MxEKc)
ferals robbing and looting blue cities not considered punishment
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022
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A great deal more rain and chance for the winds to batter the area, yes. What was that storm that parked itself off the Texas coast a few years ago? Harvey? It sat there and battered Houston for what seemed like several *days*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (J2vNu)
I'll say the same thing I told him: I hope our Florida Morons forced to evacuate come home to find things just as they left them. And for those stuck in Ian's path, I hope you have lots of batteries, generators, and decks of real cards. You do remember how to play solid wire with real cards instead of a keyboard, don't you?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (9SjWf)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (N39Ws)
You KNOW her trailer trash ass has ridden his face.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Ewww, to both of you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi
lotsa transitioned folks who will never be touched in their new forms
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
So Fort Meyers next. Where are you getting the streams?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (/Glm0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
If it's still there after the storm passes, there should be good shelling...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Ewww, to both of you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (DRSnL)
Girl, you know it's true.
Posted by: Milli Vanilli at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (g1EEm)
++++
https://youtu.be/u5Giih5kihg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Crazy at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (Cn+p8)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)
How very Greek of you.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yep. Slower just means more water soaking in and more time for wind to work. Recipe for havoc.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (OUMaO)
In mid-September, events caused us to postpone until Nov. 1. That seems very fortuitous, now.
Only question now is: will the house we rented even be accessible by then?
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
The Ace of Spades People's Collective
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (/Glm0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
A lot of wooden two story structures (condos) right on the beach. I bet those are all going...elsewhere.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (EjeRd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022
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You can't spell "preparations" without "reparations"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (J2vNu)
Evacuation makes sense only if the storm surge will inundate your home. Along the TX Gulf Coast, there are zones and if your zone isn't told to evacuate, don't evacuate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM
I remember seeing crews from Quebec on Long Island before Sandy.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:28 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Rbastid
I watched an interview with Prince Philip a few years ago, related to the anniversary of the end of WWII, as he was in active naval service on board ship. I was taken with his professional way of shutting down some of the most extremely stupid questions I had ever heard. One example, 'How did you feel when your ship was bombed, were you fearful?' His answer: 'We all had jobs to do, and we got on with it. There isn't time for introspection when you have a battle to fight.'
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2022 12:28 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (OuH7W)
It's a cultural thang.
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2022 12:28 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
The Ace of Spades People's Collective
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (KLPy
The People's Front of Ace of Spades.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (VPWcH)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (z0DEK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
They're Morons, they wouldn't notice.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (t0OGg)
______________________
Poor Donny got confused with his last Grindr date . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
The Ace of Spades People's Collective
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (KLPy
Splitter !!!
Posted by: Ace of Spades Peoples Front at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)
He baldly, without evidence or logic, without scientific basis, asserts several times that storms are "intensifying" in the area. When, in fact, we've been in a very low period of hurricane activity with several that broke down into tropical storms that weakened as they reached land.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: JayInAmes at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yGu6h)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022
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Same here. Hurricanes, hot humid weather, no change in the seasons to speak of, bugs -- and did I mention hurricanes?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (J2vNu)
Acians?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (+tgyp)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (zsNaY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiO1D_ROyKM
Conditions have gotten worse in just the 30 minutes I've had it streaming.
Posted by: Backwoods Guy at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (aX0CW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Ivdso)
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"He's the only honest name in news."
-Someone, at least, who votes
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
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Beaches
And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (I/4F+)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (z0DEK)
Posted by: democrats, Raping or Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)
How very Greek of you.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (bhRsz)
Why did I just hear 'Men at Work' sing...
then she bought me a Spadeomite sanmich?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
At least one Sanibel camera seems to be gone. Big surge. Not looking good.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (VPWcH)
Ace of Spades Popular Liberation Front.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (yHsuS)
Rode out Typhoon Nauguri on Okinawa, and everyone was pretty much fine because almost every building is made of reinforced concrete. (One wooden shack blew down, and it was on all the news channels.) The island is essentially a mountain above sea level, which means that we didn't deal with a lot of storm surge, just some flooding and nasty waves. I'd rather repeat that experience than be in Florida right now.
Posted by: pookysgirl, praying for FL Morons at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (XKZwp)
Only question now is: will the house we rented even be accessible by then?
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM
I am scheduled to be in Tampa the 2nd week of November. Expecting cancelation.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (3p4cr)
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (KsLcy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (VtqbX)
Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022
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Might have been. Though Walton & Johnson, the 2 conservative radio hosts out of Houston and syndicated all over the South, mentioned Harvey the other day in the context of "a storm that just wouldn't go away."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (VPWcH)
Ace of Spades Popular Liberation Front.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (yHsuS)
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Splitters!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (sAmhv)
Cover all entrances to your home with protective Plexiglas barriers.
Don't worry about socially distancing your outdoor dining area, the high winds will do that for you.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (cPDW+)
And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (I/4F+)
Indeed. My late grandfather enjoyed vacationing in Florida because of this.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (WmGrA)
Probably. Not Florida's first hurricane. Central Florida is a pretty big area, assuming you are talking Orlando-ish. It will be fine.
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I recall a tropical storm, perhaps Allison about 15 years ago that dropped two feet of water in Houston. Every north-south road underpassed I10, and every one of them was flooded for 2 days, cutting the town in two. Since then, at least one or two roads now have an overpass.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: The People's Collective of the Ace of Spades at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
But if they weren't Morons they wouldn't be there. Or here.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (p9G26)
Naples is full of millionaires.
Looters will be active.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (bC9HI)
No scenery, dull beaches, Disney, the list goes on and on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Vitigator at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (3CrW3)
The Warmists swore to us that this would be the new normal. Storms were going to be bigger and more numerous because of your SUV, hater.
No hurricane made landfall in the US for another decade.
---------------
Excuse me?
- Hurricane Ike (200
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)
I wouldn't go as far as that, but watching the Weather Channel earlier in the week did give me the feeling that they were deliberately overblowing this. They stopped just short of declaring it the worst hurricane in human history, even when it was several days out and still getting organized.
That said, a Cat 4 storm is still pretty bad, so I hope everyone in FL has done what they need to prepare.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (bhRsz)
_____________________
True, but even that assumes it hits land as C4. Even those are pretty rare.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM
Days ending in "y".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
right, but I think they did the initial work in their town quickly, for what was still standing. But it was so bad that there was still much to be done that had to wait for structures to be rebuilt. So they were working out of town till that happened.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (l+YWA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
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Beaches
And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
And taxes. When you get tired of supporting a blue-state govt that hates your guts and taxes every last penny, FL looks damn appealing.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (g1EEm)
In Tornado country, you build your home to have a good basement.
In Hurricane country, if you want your house to survive, you build it tough with lots of concrete.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: irright at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (xPl2J)
The X-rated ONT:
The Spade...After Dark
Posted by: Ace of Spades Peoples Front at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)
There is a big difference between Morons of the Horde and morons on CNN. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
But if you say Mother Gaia is angry and global warming is targeting evil Republicans, why, you must be enlightened and progressive and of the very best sort.
So God is bad but Gaia is good.... isn't it just another Pagan versus Christian clash here? Where's Paul on Mars Hill?
Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Kbz60)
I don't see Ron leaving himself vulnerable to this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (J2vNu)
Use Reparation H.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ShainS
Did you just assume Ian's gender?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: JayInAmes at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yGu6h)
I thought I saw this morning that he finally did, but now I can't find it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (DRSnL)
But its still gonna suck to experience.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (g1EEm)
99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
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Beaches
And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (I/4F+)
I goes to Florida for the beeches too. They have some seeexy beeches.
Posted by: Some Mexican guy at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
You don't need a meteorologist's note to get a rapid hurricane test. They are available at the county fairgrounds AT NO COST TO YOU!!!!!
They will need to run the PCR cycles at at least 140 mph to avoid false negatives.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
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Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (P7Iz+)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (zSyrn)
I don't see Ron leaving himself vulnerable to this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KbCG3)
But he should remind everyone that Biden is incredibly petty and avoided talking to him or providing assistance to the state, only local cities he hand picked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (g1EEm)
https://bit.ly/3BV2Ein
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (WrOkn)
Obligatory:
John has a long mustache
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (3p4cr)
Crews from the Midwest, too. I'm pretty sure a friend of my parents is getting ready to head down there right now. This ain't his first hurricane.
Posted by: pookysgirl, praying for FL Morons at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: pResident PantsShitter at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (FCbAQ)
So God is bad but Gaia is good.... isn't it just another Pagan versus Christian clash here? Where's Paul on Mars Hill?
Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Kbz60)
To the unknown God...problem is, Gaia worshippers ignore Him.
Posted by: Some Mexican guy at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (+tgyp)
That's why I split the difference, and live in God's Country - VA.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (J2vNu)
Use Reparation H.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KLPy
Before, after, or both?
Posted by: Some Mexican guy at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
If shit Midas does call DeSantis, I hope DeSantis records it. I can imagine Biden worrying if Disneyworld will be okay and if they have thought about the safety of gators.
Posted by: Cheri at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022
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I used to think before I got rid of cable that I would miss the Weather Channel. I don't.
Unless Stephanie Abrams has started doing the weather in a bikini and Jen Carfagno in a sexy maid's costume?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Bd6X8)
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So you see sunshine for about two months a year, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: ShainS
Did you just assume Ian's gender?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (g1EEm)
Trannycane. Boobs and a dick.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. T
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Yeah, tornadoes are binary, you live or you die.
Hurricanes move nice and slow. You have time to decide what you are going to do and where you are going to go if you do decide to leave.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (+tgyp)
You haven't lived till you've had floating fire ant castles.
- - Texas
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Says who? The most I've seen is 120mph 'gusts' over the water for the last few days and 90mph is the max gusts forecast over land.
I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
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Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)
Palmetto bugs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)
In the NAME of SENSATIONALISM man...what is wrong with you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (zSyrn)
FEMA will do it's best to get in the way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022
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You rang?
Posted by: David Spade and his sister Kate at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (XlEmZ)
That's why I split the difference, and live in God's Country - VA.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ayzS/)
_____________________
I like VA -- well, not DC, they can go fuck themselves with a tire iron -- but even VA gets too hot and humid for me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)
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I think you know the answer to that question...YES (if it makes DeSantis look bad)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
One of the reasons I hated living in Corpus Christi.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (+tgyp)
ICYMI: I posted this last night. Assuming this article is accurate, a Trump / DeSantis ticket is probably a no go.
https://tinyurl.com/44ymjufn
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (ayzS/)
What was that storm that parked itself off the Texas coast a few years ago? Harvey? It sat there and battered Houston for what seemed like several *days*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Harvey. The storm was caught between two high pressure areas and didn't move for three days. We got 34 inches of rain at Schloss Hadrian. The water stopped less than 10 feet away from the house, which is on an elevation. Not much wind, never lost power.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (1Nxff)
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And what will be your beverage of choice for the pre-Hurricane hours, during, and after.
Variety is usually your friend. But consume the beer first as you may not have ice after. Plus you may need to stay somewhat sharp during the storm.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022
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Which we here in the Congo River Basin just call "the state bird"
Posted by: David Spade and his sister Kate at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Bd6X
Horsehead mask FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM
People were still living in FEMA trailers a decade after katrina hit in 2005. I expect Florida will do better than Louisiana.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)
Palmetto bugs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
________________
Bugs, gators, iguanas, lizards, snakes, all that shit -- don't bother me. I had them all as pets as a kid. I just can't survive in the heat.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (WrOkn)
https://tinyurl.com/3rh56rtp
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xPl2J)
That's not the way I did it.
Posted by: Kamala muttering just offstage at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Mitch McConnel at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (geLO
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (5r4XQ)
I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)
In the NAME of SENSATIONALISM man...what is wrong with you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Forget Safir-Simpson scale. We now use the Cow Splatter scale...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (+tgyp)
I've seen old folks use them. The old folks don't move very fast.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
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FEMA trailers were an upgrade for some of those people.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (DRSnL)
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Biden: Hello, Randy?
DeSantis: It's Ron.
Biden: Who?
DeSantis: OK look I've got to run, thanks for calling.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (RG7Wy)
Every reporter in America will be interviewing the one black family who still doesn't have power.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mitch McConnel at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (oHd/0)
I could believe it. Call it the steam ship solidarity act or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe)
This is good advice. Nothing like drunk chainsawing in a hurricane. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (g1EEm)
Prayers up for South Florida Morons. God speed.
All we up here have to worry about is a piddly 15-20 inches of rain over the next 48 hours. Nevertheless, my soon to be inundated front door is open to Morons in need.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (+tgyp)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (/Glm0)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (B3oWe)
https://youtu.be/dvFd1BeMrFw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (t0OGg)
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"We're gonna need an even bigger invasion of millions more illegal aliens!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Me9WP)
I have him on mute, but he has several live feeds up ... flooding but nothing looks "terrible" right now. Should already be weakening since almost half is now over land.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xPl2J)
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While the teenaged son is playing video games through the window of the house in the background.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (4olE8)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (gBvlU)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (B3oWe)
Our little spades?
What are we, the little rascals?
I could go for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xPl2J)
And will be a Democrat operative.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (3p4cr)
Do I understand things correctly?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
https://youtu.be/v9mOsQCgpbc
Weatherman plus on YT
Landfall imminent. 155mph winds, just short of cat5.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
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FEMA trailers were an upgrade for some of those people.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (WrOkn)
____________________
I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022
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And they are still whining about it. Hell, the roof of my apartment complex's office was trashed a *year ago* in Ida, and the management are still using it as an excuse not to operate normally.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (J2vNu)
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While the teenaged son is playing video games through the window of the house in the background.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Standing in a ditch full of water as a car drives by, barely splashing in a puddle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: red speck
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Then my folks in Orlando should be good to go.
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (+k1PK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (VtqbX)
There's a place we stayed on Sanibel several times around a decade ago that I do not doubt will be a hurting unit after Ian passes -- it is right on the oceanfront.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022
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You rang?
Posted by: David Spade and his sister Kate at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)
Kate...Kate, god bless ya...stand up will ya, wave to the crowd!
(narrator: Joe forgot Kate died in 201
Posted by: pResident Biden at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022
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Whatever true local flavor, and affordability, the dump might have once had is gone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (J2vNu)
Charley tore the shit our of the infrastructure here in '04, and it was rebuilt a lot better. I never lost power when Irma hit in '17.
Quiet here now, eerily so. No local traffic, no air traffic, no birds singing. All the usual ambient sounds are gone.
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (g1EEm)
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https://youtu.be/u5Giih5kihg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (t0OGg)
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There has got to be some other uses for palm trees. Those suckas are trough!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (anj39)
When there's a Republican president, hurricane response is a Federal responsibility.
When there's a Democratic president, hurricane response is wholly on the states to take care of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (1Nxff)
I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (iFTx/)
"See that fishing boat over there? It wasn't there last week."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (6FeV1)
Do I understand things correctly?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
Their "god" is Gaia and/or Stan.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Rl7KJ)
Yeah! F*ck you NOAA expert! All your high-falutin' stats and science is no match for Don Lemon's lived experience!
What were we talking about last thread? Deniers?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM
Let's not be too hasty here. Don may be onto something. I'm not saying it's aliens, but...
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (fPf7z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (anj39)
++++
Hearts of palm are delicious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (Xrfse)
Average American construction can handle 90.
Posted by: Braenyard
Energy goes as square of the wind speed. So 150 is nearly 3x worse than 90. And then yeah, the fact that almost no residential construction is built to handle 150.
Although driving back from Key West a few years ago I did see a lot of houses with concrete roofs. I guess that's designed to stay on in 150.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (g1EEm)
yeah. lots of variants like "spadroon"
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (B3oWe)
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Some in a position to know now speculate that this hurricane is as strong as it is because Anthony Fauci funneled NIH monies into NOAA for gain of function tropical storm research.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Ivd
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*hugs leader of opposition party in public*
-Chris Christie
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (baxN0)
Leadership really makes a difference.
Posted by: Charlotte at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (WhkEA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (+tgyp)
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (ddFzi)
hm, I guess the word came to mean that but it earlier meant sword. Both have metal blades, so...
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (B3oWe)
So leftists believe the God they don't believe exists shares their political beliefs and is punishing Florida.
Do I understand things correctly?
Posted by: That NLurker guy
Theirs is a very personal, retributive and vindictive God ... but they're atheists, mind you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (vYHuO)
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (B3oWe)
Heh, that sounds like a racial slur.
Them dirty Spadroons. You know what they are like!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (VtqbX)
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FL might be lucky to get $50 from the feds...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Rex B at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (tIeD9)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (baxN0)
Posted by: weew
Where do the birds go? I can't imagine perching in a tree is the best place to ride out the storm.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (B3oWe
"Murder Shovel" is how i shall refer to all swords from here on out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (6FeV1)
My brother had a job at State Farm in which he would fly out to disaster sites to set up quick-response insurance offices to help resolve cases. So he saw a lot of places at their worst, right after terrible things (an earthquake in LA, hurricane in New Orleans, etc).
He had the same reaction: every time he went back down to New Orleans it looked pretty much the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (Ivdso)
Then again, they said we deserved Irma in '17 because of Rick Scott.
And we deserved Charlie, Frances, and Jeanne in '04 because of the 2000 election.
Then again, Pat Robertson said we deserved Charlie because Disney World hosted Gay Days.
Lots of folks think we deserve it for whatever reason. They can all eat my dick.
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
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FEMA trailers were an upgrade for some of those people.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (WrOkn)
FEMA trailers with a free 70in Plasma TV in them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022
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Hurricane Camille in 1969 blew a fishing boat up and past the coast road, Hwy. 90. It remained there as a monument for many years; I used to see it whenever I drove out to Biloxi and Gulfport.
After Katrina in 2005? It was gone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (J2vNu)
Storm about to hit Florida, and its UP 1.5%
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Eddie Izzard at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (t0OGg)
So is Heart of Darkness!
-TJM
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (5r4XQ)
Shoot, I won't have power at home? I guess I'll have to use the city's charging stations then. Ready for anything!
Posted by: Ford E-250 Owner at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (baxN0)
In the days leading up to Hurricane Ian, 50 foreign nationals found themselves in Florida. DeSantis saved them by helping them move to safer land in the region of Martha's Vineyard.
He's a hero.
Posted by: Another Anon at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (9MnpZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)
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Rebuilding storm damage is accretive to GDP...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (1Nxff)
How's the chocolate city faring these days?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
In the days leading up to Hurricane Ian, 50 foreign nationals found themselves in Florida. DeSantis saved them by helping them move to safer land in the region of Martha's Vineyard.
He's a hero.
Posted by: Another Anon at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (9MnpZ
The man is a saint.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (mnoTq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (6FeV1)
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YouTuber Bigmooney06 *loves* it when a video game offers a shovel as one of the weapons in a game. He goes nuts (more than usual).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)
Be funnier if the Hurricane had a patently (don't say) gay name like Tristan.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (baxN0)
After Katrina in 2005? It was gone.
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Camille?
I'm fairly certain there were no Hurricanes until 2005, when climate change and that damn Bush finally made them happen.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sX1BW)
Turns out these fake accounts were created and controlled by the Biden Pentagon @ggreenwald
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (ZCool)
Posted by: That NLurker guy
He was 96. He did alright.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (mZ3xv)
I recommend reading them -- but after it is all over.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (J2vNu)
— Elwood P. Dowd
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (+tgyp)
Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (4h9M3)
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Not to mention all the Cat 5 hurricanes that occurred in the previous 30,000 years before they started measuring them in that manner ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (ddKkx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022
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Whatever true local flavor, and affordability, the dump might have once had is gone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (J2vNu)
____________________
I liked the city back then. Great food, great music, cool vibe, definitely a place to have fun. But it was a shithole. Whatever that famous bar there is, I forget the name, I went there expecting an upscale NYC lounge. Why else would it be so famous? It was a fun place but again: shithole.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Don Lemon at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (mZ3xv)
Damn Scots.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)
Heh. NOAA guy was just all "Can it, Don. You sound like an idiot."
I bet that after that USDOT lady had to deal with Mr. Black Hole, they now show that footage as a training video for any US Government official who has to interface with media.
"When Life Gives You Lemons: A Practical Guide to Media Halfwits."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)
I am trying to think of games with this. CP2077. I seem to recall one in Witcher 3. Wasn't there one in a Vietnam Call of Duty?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022
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How's the chocolate city faring these days?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022
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Melted and covered with mold. And with ejected brass at shooting sites.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (4h9M3)
They'll just move the goalposts. Remember when "increased" tornado activity was supposed to be another harbinger of "global warming/climate change" too?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sAmhv)
Yes he did.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (anj39)
See Ft. Sullivan, SC
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Romeo13
*
Don't forget the U.S. president keeping his promise and engaging in an act of war against a nuclear power that crossed a border of a country that has nothing to do with anything except DC money laundering.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (vYHuO)
The discussion upthread about sassing teachers reminded me of when I was defending gun ownership in high school and pointed out that Switzerland had the highest rates of gun ownership in the world and some of the lowest crime rates. The teacher said that didn't count because they trained (?? Yes, that was my point, thanks for making it) and then said, "I don't see why they bother with guns. They're neutral in every war." I said, "Belgium was neutral in World War I." The teacher sputtered. It was great.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (jrY13)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM
Horsehead bookend >>> Horsehead mask
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (AaLDK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Ivdso)
I read this when I was a kid and I've always remembered the hurricane depiction.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (xPl2J)
"tool for digging," Old English spadu "spade," from Proto-Germanic *spadan (source also of Old Frisian spada "a spade," Middle Dutch spade "a sword," Old Saxon spado, Middle Low German spade, German Spaten), from PIE *spe-dh-(source also of Greek spathe "wooden blade, paddle"), which as a suffixed form has been grouped under a root *speh-, "with several extensions, denoting quite different implements" (Boutkan) but basically indicating "long, flat piece of wood" (source also of Old English spon "chip of wood, splinter," Old Norse spann "shingle, chip;" see spoon (n.)).
spada etymology
From Latin spatha, from Ancient Greek [complicated pronunciation guide omitted]. Doublet of spata. Means "sword." (I forgot to put that in on the first posting.)
spata in turn just means "blade." A doublet is when one word forks into two different words, and both remain in the language with slightly different meanings, like warden/guardian.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)
In DayZ, the shovel was so OP that it was the go to melee weapon, until they nerfed it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (mZ3xv)
I feel ya. I've always been scared of purple too. Just never admitted it before.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (vlXMQ)
I was in Biloxi about a week before Katrina. We stayed at hotel on the waterfront that had a floating casino tied to the dock right in front of the hotel.
I saw pictures after the storm of that floating casino that was picked up and somehow deposited on the other side of the hotel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (5r4XQ)
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Far Cry 5 lets you have a "shovel gun" that shoots shovels...Fairly powerful weapon, though ammo is limited to the number of shovels you can carry (up to 3, I think).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022
***
Food and music, the two things everybody here brings up. To which I answer: Food can be prepared at home; music can be had on CD. There's no need to put up with life in this place for those things.
Was the famous bar Pat O'Brien's on St. Peter St.? I grew up a block from there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Thrawn
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I'm so old that they blamed earthquakes on AGW... oh wait that was just a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)
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Ace of Spadgitators.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (YrF49)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (aursc)
There's a reason that the reaction of ships to a storm like that is to get into the ocean as far as possible and try to ride it out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (B3oWe)
Who knows, but they get there fast.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (amJF4)
........
Burmese pythons hardest hit. They didn't evacuate.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
Even a hurricane can't do as much damage to the economy as Brandon!
Posted by: JayInAmes at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (yGu6h)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (vYHuO)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (ayzS/)
Biden Maintains Ambitious Refugee Cap Despite Missing It Badly This Year The U.S. admitted less than a quarter of the refugees it could have in fiscal year 2022.
The White House announced Tuesday that it will allow up to 125,000 refugees into the United States for the 2023 fiscal year, the same lofty goal it set for this year ― despite being on track to accept less than a quarter of that number.
According to the latest State Department numbers, the U.S. has accepted fewer than 20,000 refugees, according to the latest count in August ― putting it on pace for another record low as the fiscal year ends Oct. 1. The U.S. admitted fewer than 8,000 refugees, the lowest number ever, during the 2021 fiscal year.
You can imagine the rest of the article, with liberal groups complaining and demanding more immigration.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (fPf7z)
I move to Florida just two months ago and already with the first major storm in years!
It isn't the fault of GoreBull Warmening(tm), it's Sharkman's fault!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (NpAcC)
"THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AT RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)
___________________
Yup, that's it: Pat O'Brien's
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM
"to blaive"
Posted by: Miracle Max at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (4p7Em)
Timing. Sometimes its everything.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (anj39)
Instead, they let in 2 Million or so.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (baxN0)
Posted by: Ziba
We are in year 52 in only having 10 years to save Planet Earf!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Golf Clap for young Miss Peel!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (vYHuO)
Except the one big straight edge, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM
They're looting the Food King!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (4p7Em)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (mZ3xv)
Probably fine for Ian, since there seem to be no confounding effects, but caveat emptor.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (+k1PK)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (fPf7z)
Why bother entering the system at all when you can be totally illegal with no consequence?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Cus5s)
an early 1980s Mardi Gras weekend - a crush of people and everything and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks. Fun as hell, though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (4I/2K)
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"
They deleted the post after they found out Walorski died in a car crash in early August, but people got screenshots.
https://bit.ly/3DYgm6P
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (eyxn4)
That’s where I learned that it has a Constantinople Street.
Very cool. My nic approves.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (+tgyp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Or what?
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (+k1PK
Or DeathSantis has a very painful club to beat him over the head with.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (mZ3xv)
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sure, the hurricane drinks, go with that.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (sX1BW)
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Eet weel keel!
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=9Y7q_9cMHic
Posted by: doug marcaida at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (yikp0)
Maybe its gusting at some points to 150 but I am guessing that is an anomaly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Ivdso)
Enjoy!
(actually the corruption/hollowing out of the very concept of refugee or even more so asylee is one of the most sickening bits of the collapse of the US immigration system, to those who know its history and worked with it when it meant something, and was a gem in the American humanitarian crown)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (OTzUX)
an early 1980s Mardi Gras weekend - a crush of people and everything and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks. Fun as hell, though.
The wife and I went there a couple of times for conferences. The Hurricanes were served in actual glasses.
The last time: plastic.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022
___________________
Yup, that's it: Pat O'Brien's
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022
***
Like the NYC native who's never been inside the Empire State Bldg., I've been to Pat O's exactly once, about 1987. I walked past it a million times going to the grocery or to catch a bus, but I've only been inside once.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Gda1b)
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"
They deleted the post after they found out Walorski died in a car crash in early August, but people got screenshots.
https://bit.ly/3DYgm6P
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (eyxn4)
For real? That is absolutely darling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (5r4XQ)
The nearest bunch of high dollar real estate to us which could get wrecked is Marco Island, and if it's 12 feet plus there, a whole lotta older houses and most all the businesses, all built right on the sand, will suffer flooding damage.
Could wreck the season for the snowbirds that go there. Everybody eats out, and in season, reservations are required or you sit and wait. If half the eateries are closed, things will be intolerable.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Azujd)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (baxN0)
all the live feeds I see look more like 90 mph and under, than 150 mph. Are there any actual readings from where it is coming in?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Cus5s)
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I'm not sure the "official" wind speed is something like 1000 feet and the wind speed on the ground is much less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (aursc)
We cannot coexist with these psychotics.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM
They're looting the Food King!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Please tell me Mons Venus is ok?? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE STRIPPERS!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (9nXhD)
Probably fine for Ian, since there seem to be no confounding effects, but caveat emptor.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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That is the shit you are supposed to get if you are an expert. That is what being an expert is supposed to be getting all the variables in the equation to make the best guess from experience. But the government has no experts anymore... if they ever did.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (u4CEu)
Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (B3oWe)
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Can't have things be intolerable.
Perish the thought.
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (+k1PK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (x61Im)
an early 1980s Mardi Gras weekend - a crush of people and everything and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks. Fun as hell, though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022
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The city wasn't too bad back then. I was living in the 'burbs in 1981 onward and went down to visit my mother once every couple of weeks. But I stayed well clear on MG weekend and the Monday and Tuesday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (J2vNu)
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"
LOL
I mean people do this on both sides but really? Disrespect for the perverted old nasty lying brainless guy with dementia??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (3cGpq)
https://is.gd/Lf0nFM
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Imagines Zombie Lemmie Kilmeister wearing those bad boys whilst knocking out Ace of Spades.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Gda1b)
Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (B3oWe)
You watching Italian porn again?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (5r4XQ)
Espada in Spanish, Spatha is Latin
I am not an espada, I am an azada. I'm bent.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (xhaym)
according to WU, yes around 11pm tomorrow nite you'll get the winds and rain of a tropical storm
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (dCxaZ)
Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (B3oWe)
Chuy, Baronet of Dickone
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: rhomboid
*********
I would join in but I really don't know all that much about insects.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Sharkman
He gargles, then spits into hermetically sealed jars... for safekeeping.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (d2bW3)
Sounds like a mobster insult.
"Look at this spadone!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)
https://is.gd/Lf0nFM
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Ace of Spreads.
http://www.bagelsandschmear.com/
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (yHsuS)
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"
They deleted the post after they found out Walorski died in a car crash in early August, but people got screenshots."
The report was wrong, but accurate. Truthy, despite being objectively false.
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (fPf7z)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (u82oZ)
I can think of few things worse than having to eat out every day. I'd much rather make my own.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022
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He *has* to slow walk. Haven't you seen him lately?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (u4CEu)
We rely on statistical models for weather and climate because we don't have good physics models for them. You can account for nearly everything in rocket science these days, not so much a storm.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (VPWcH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Jackie Walorsky is dead, so it is assumed that she did, in fact, miss the meeting.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (5r4XQ)
that always makes me feel not as bad when i hope a strong storm hits marthas vineyard...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (WhsXQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Gda1b)
Imagine? Hell, you can live it.
https://tinyurl.com/2p96vev7
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (x61Im)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (mZ3xv)
Delicious pastry. Dammit, man! Now I want cinnamon rolls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (5r4XQ)
Scottish Highlander?
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (M8NvJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022
*
Espada in Spanish, Spatha is Latin
I am not an espada, I am an azada. I'm bent.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022
***
Nobody's mentioned me yet.
Posted by: S. Epatha Merkerson at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (VtqbX)
"To be classified as a hurricane, a tropical cyclone must have one-minute-average maximum sustained winds at 10 m above the surface of at least 74 mph (Category 1).The highest classification in the scale, Category 5, consists of storms with sustained winds of at least 157 mph."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (1Nxff)
That fits perfectly.
I've checked some altitudes and you've got to be a half-mile off the ground before you can find sustained winds of 120 mph over the ocean. Current sustained winds are 35 mph on land, but the gusts are much higher.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (VPWcH)
This, too, is the story of climate science.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Sharkman
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90% of that sperm he got by felching. Fell free to look that up.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (sX1BW)
We had to toss our shoes and socks on the way home from the smell. I swear you could do a Spiderman and walk up walls with the stickum that coated them. It was February that year and quite cold so it wasn't until we were in the car headed back to Houston with the heater going that they started to dry out and absolutely reek. A dead possum in my attic didn't smell as bad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (+m+uH)
I doubt you deserve that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (0mJ41)
You can account for nearly everything in rocket science these days, not so much a storm.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (VPWcH)
__________
But we know what the temperature will be in 10 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)
They're probably settings lawsuit right now for Deepwater Horizon in particularly causing someone's liver cancer.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: doug marcaida at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)
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I was there on New Year's Eve 1980 and got a "Hurricane" drink & souvenir glass. My Italian Las Vegas girlfriend's father was in the New Orleans mob and had a small bar where how is introduced to ensure cans with a "Mr. Carlos" -- whom I subsequently learned was "The Godfather" Carlos Marcello.
We were going to buy scalper tickets for the National Championship Sugar Bowl game the next day -- where Herschel Walker and the Georgia Bulldogs beat Notre Dame in the Superdome. He went over to the pay phone, made a phone call, and got us four 50-yard line seat tickets to pick up at will call.
Man, I'd never seen so many young, hot college babes walking around as that evening in the French Quarter with all the streets blocked off to traffic -- everybody drinking alcohol out of plastic cups.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Un6zc)
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Actually I look for them to do just the opposite. The administration will flood Florida with aid to the point where it is too much and then blame DeSantis for failing to help. They will then take over all relief support.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (anj39)
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (+m+uH)
I doubt you deserve that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xhaym)
Yeah. No one deserves Trigglypuff looking up into their eyes like that. *discards really bad part of joke*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (5r4XQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022
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Biden won't slow walk relief funds because Florida is a red state, he will shuffle them to Florida.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (u4CEu)
Pass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (DRSnL)
I can think of few things worse than having to eat out every day.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM
You have no idea...
Posted by: Lena Dunham's husband at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (fPf7z)
Was planning to go to NO for a vacation this year. Your idiot Mayor's renewed face mask bullshit, and your own advice caused me to go elsewhere.
So, thanks for that.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (XlEmZ)
Sounds like a mobster insult.
"Look at this spadone!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)
The stugats on that spadone!
Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ace
*********
So that would mean Joey Fatone is really, really fat?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (cPDW+)
Butter shortage: How holiday baking season could be affected
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Megthered at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (4ypKO)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)
The clear issue with the theory is that the models built on it vastly overestimate experienced warming and have been consistently wrong in a large way for decades. Independent of the theorized effect we expect some degree of warming until the next ice age. Good statistics practice would either assign the impact at 5 to 10% of the typical estimate or conclude the impact is negligible(since the much smaller amount of warming may be due to other causes).
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (VPWcH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Grail Knight at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (5r4XQ)
I would join in but I really don't know all that much about insects."
ha, I want to see some guy out in the strongest winds with his etymometer, to get an accurate reading off the root wind speed.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (g1EEm)
If Lemon can bring up climate change as a bullshit tangential aspect of this, maybe we should also have a question about the usefulness of EVs at a time when the power grid may be down for days/weeks.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (t0OGg)
Hearts of palm are our salads,
Jolly diners are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll eat and we'll conquer the buffet again.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM
You have no idea...
Posted by: Lena Dunham's husband at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (fPf7z)
Damn. That one hits you twice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (5r4XQ)
Man, I'd never seen so many young, hot college babes walking around as that evening in the French Quarter with all the streets blocked off to traffic -- everybody drinking alcohol out of plastic cups.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022
***
Marcello was supposed to hang out at a restaurant/bar on the West Bank called Mosca's. It's still there on Hwy. 90.
In 1980, there probably were a lot of hot babes in the wild. Considering the Fattening of America since, those days are gone.
Posted by: S. Epatha Merkerson at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (0mJ41)
Imagine, if you will, a hurricane in Australia!!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Ivdso)
But enough about the girl.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Buddy at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
All just by talking to her over the phone? You're in the wrong business.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Ivdso)
I had a call like that once. Cost me $20 a minute.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)
Over/under on a news weather chaser getting impaled on a sign post?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (ZCool)
........
or decapitated by a wind turbine?
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
Ugh, damn voice translation.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Un6zc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (VtqbX)
Yeah that is a pretty key point. I mean you might run out of gas and be unable to get to the gas station to refill for a while but you cannot keep jugs of electricity in your garage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (x61Im)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (cPDW+)
They are insured.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (xhaym)
Jolly diners are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll eat and we'll conquer the buffet again.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym)
*sings lines in head*
Not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (5r4XQ)
Actually I look for them to do just the opposite. The administration will flood Florida with aid to the point where it is too much and then blame DeSantis for failing to help. They will then take over all relief support.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM
Lol. It's cute you think the Feds could be effective if they want to. They can take control, they can haphazardly flood the area with supplies. They can't make an effective, coordinated response without significant, effective local/state support.
Posted by: Fed Government Employee at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (fPf7z)
The instant I hit post I knew where this was gonna go LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Since the fascist leftists are pushing AGW for the hurricane they will use KPH as it is a higher number so the hurricane is worse.
See also when oil spills they report it in gallons and not barrels a 42X multiplier.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Gda1b)
*
Was planning to go to NO for a vacation this year. Your idiot Mayor's renewed face mask bullshit, and your own advice caused me to go elsewhere.
So, thanks for that.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 28, 2022
***
She ain't *my* mayor. I'm looking to sign the recall petition. (A mayor named "LaToya"? Jeez.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (J2vNu)
If the batteries were quickly and easily switched, you could keep charged spare batteries in the garage. But few could afford that.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (/Glm0)
My business partner lives just south of Sydney and they had enormous flooding last year and yes the snakes came out.
But they come out almost every year when the fires start. They are as common as wildfires in the US west and the drive everything from the wooded mountains that surround Sydney.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)
The clear issue...
*
I will begin to listen the moment they can plug in all of the known data and get accurate results predicting last year's weather / "climate" everywhere on earth at a touch.
Until then, it's a falsifiable hypothesis, and a laughably bad one at that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (vYHuO)
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (VPWcH)
Technically we're in a ice age right now, just in an interglacial period where ice only covers Antarctica and Greenland.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Y5qcH)
jolly tars are our men
we'll always be ready
steady boys steady
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
I wonder how many great fighting songs have been lost to time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (5r4XQ)
She sounds interesting.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (VtqbX)
Was that Mr. "Dirty" Carlos Sanchez by chance?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (cPDW+)
Not anymore. They're in Georgia now.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (anj39)
I saw pictures after the storm of that floating casino that was picked up and somehow deposited on the other side of the hotel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
It's the storm surge. During Camille, the surge reached 33 feet in Biloxi. During Katrina, it reached 35 feet. The Mississippi Sound is very shallow out to the barrier islands, and a big chunk of that water wall wound up going inland and destroying pretty much everything in its path.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio Stuck at Disney World at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (tf3Oc)
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (+k1PK)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (wsHtO)
windy.com shows this is barely a hurricane
Posted by: quantum mechanic
Everyone knows it's windy.
Posted by: The Association at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2022
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Camille wiped an entire apartment building off the face of the Earth. Since Katrina, Waveland, MS, is a fraction of a ghost of its former self. (Why people insist on living in areas like that is beyond my feeble ability to comprehend.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome
Hell hath no fury like a Woman Storm.....
Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (/Glm0)
........
or he'll blow up their pipelines!
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (ZSsrh)
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Shucks I'm shocked.
Be safe in your shack.
Posted by: Ciampino - in DC sono tutti disgraziati at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (qfLjt)
Do you remember the weatherwoman Of Central American Origin they did have, smart as a whip and hottern'n a firecracker? Poor thing, she got too interested in her actual field, and quit to go to Central Michigan and study meteorology. Chippies' gain.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (x61Im)
And especially not during a period of inflation!
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (vYHuO)
It is a good move to put an edge on a shovel, though scoop shovels, those square point ones, and any shovel you are using for gravel don't need one.
What I learned is that the shovel has a crook-neck for leverage but a spade is mostly straight. Spades are used for cutting sod or cleaning up ditches. They also are easier to carry because they don't stick out
I loved digging ditches because it was fun to get the edges of the ditch just right, clean and straight.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (xhaym)
I doubt you deserve that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xhaym)
Well, there's enough of it to go around.
/rimshot
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (A3FqA)
CO2 is more ocean soluble when the temp drops.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (44ww/)
I had a number of friends from the Cocoa Beach area go down for relief operations for Andrew. A ton of war stories about insanity and kindness.
One guy told be they got to a subdivision and there was nothing left but the toilets bolted to the pads, that was all you could see, everything else was gone.
Nothing they could do so they moved on.
Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (wsHtO)
One guy told be they got to a subdivision and there was nothing left but the toilets bolted to the pads, that was all you could see, everything else was gone.
Nothing they could do so they moved on.
Posted by: pawn
At least they had a place to go potty.....
Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (T4tVD)
All the power wires were gone, they were just surveying neighborhoods and doing triage trying to figure out where to start.
The FPL trucks had to be escorted by the NG. People would mob them demanding they fix the power at their house, sometimes at gunpoint.
Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (/Glm0)
I suppose he could start blowing those gas pipelines in the US in retaliation.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (wsHtO)
I suppose they could have flushed . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (xhaym)
They and their neighbors feel the area is built to withstand these storms.
Posted by: NJRob at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (Ce7wD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (VtqbX)
Things might have been built back way gooder after Charley, but this storm is much, much slower - sustaining those high winds for 2 hrs is one thing, but for 10? In addition to the ground being soaked for so long. This could get really bad.
PRAYERS!!
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Ivdso)
Well one storm is "intensified" over the previous no storms.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 03:26 PM (eoQWY)
If the batteries were quickly and easily switched, you could keep charged spare batteries in the garage. But few could afford that.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (24fqN)
EV batteries cover the entire bottom of the car in the passenger section, it would be quite an operation to move them out. I was doing research on X-ray scans of cars and you can see them because of the density of the batteries.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 03:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (u4CEu)
They already blame cold weather on it, about as bad as you can get.
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