The Best Doggies Cafe

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I got a great deal on malamutes!

Cutest golden eagle.

Aww: letting a caged gator go explorin' for once.


Making friends with a capybara.

Mama dog stray thanks woman for feeding her puppies.

The keys to winning a woman's heart are persistence and increasingly extravagant gifts and a cool furry costume.

Peacock in flight. It's a lot.

Dolphins going to work.

Dolphins just having fun.

Savin' energy for the hard part of the walk.

Teaching a disabled lamb how to walk with a shopping bag with holes cut out for its legs and lots of patience and love. It works. He just had to be babied until he got strong enough to stand.

Goats crossing a dam.

Pirate cat.

The best coach.

The best frenz.

The best beggar/con artist.

The best daredevil.

The best daredevil (under 4 months old league).


The best wake-up:

The best helper:

The best teammate:

The best workers:

The best audience:


The best good-night:


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1 Have a wonderful weekend

Posted by: rd at September 28, 2022 07:57 PM (Z32m1)

2 Dogs!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 07:58 PM (yHsuS)

3 Say a prayer for our Floridians please.

Posted by: rd at September 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Z32m1)

4 Awwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2022 08:00 PM (dNqv+)

5 RE: Dog helping with laundry...

My cats could learn a thing or two...All they want to do is climb into the laundry basket after I take the clothes out of the dryer...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 08:01 PM (K5n5d)

6 Talk about your excellent pallet cleanser!

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 28, 2022 08:03 PM (Lv84X)

7 Animals are great, Animals are great, Animals are great

Posted by: Grog Gutfeld at September 28, 2022 08:03 PM (M+Lyo)

8 Only five comments on five minutes. We're slacking here...

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 28, 2022 08:04 PM (XCwBi)

9 Distributist:

Hopefully 2020 onward the politics that we think will matter less and less, and the politics that we live will matter more and more.

God I hope so.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 08:04 PM (ybIRR)

10 One of our cats loved being on top dryer when running but never helped with laundry

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xhxe8)

11 Goldens are cute puppies! Then they grow up and leave fur clumps all over your house.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Kzdsz)

12 Jackie, are you OK? You OK? You OK, Jackie?
Jackie, are you OK? Will you tell us that you're, OK?
There's a sign on the prompter,
Then I sniffed you,
An old ped0, Jackie.
I came into your apartment,
Left shitstains on the carpet.
And then you ran into the bedroom,
You were struck down,
It was your doom.
You've been sniffed by,
You've been stuck by,
A droolin' criminal.

Posted by: Ghost Biden at September 28, 2022 08:05 PM (48d9R)

13 The keys to winning a woman's heart are persistence and increasingly extravagant gifts and a cool furry costume.

Avocado helps, too.

Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at September 28, 2022 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

14 I've been listening to the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir. Guy at Bible study the other night mentioned them. They're good.

https://youtu.be/T2FE4V2fw9w

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 08:07 PM (sAmhv)

15 Dog helping with laundry...

My cats could learn a thing or two...All they want to do is climb into the laundry basket after I take the clothes out of the dryer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 08:01 PM (K5n5d)

I used to have some dedicated laundry cats. I'd fold the clothes into a second basket, put an old towel on top and the cats would press the wrinkles out of the T-shirts by sleeping on top for the next two days. My current cats are more into digging through the original basket

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

16 Café- a cheroot and 3 fingers of Balvenie night.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:09 PM (9dOa3)

17 Another drive to work tomorrow so better call it
Everyone have a great evening
And if in Florida be careful and good luck

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 08:09 PM (xhxe8)

18 There's a huge manatee on my telly!

Posted by: Tampa Pete at September 28, 2022 08:09 PM (l3SW6)

19 Retrievers are such dorks.

Posted by: JROD at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (0jZnq)

20 I took my cat to the vets today, to check out her hot spots. The vet assistant hadn't seen a Scottish Fold in a long time and just fussed over her. They took a picture of her and asked permission to use it on their website.

And the vet is from Wazzu! Seems like a good place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)

21 Talk about your excellent pallet cleanser!
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 28, 2022 08:03 PM


Did you know that Canadian pallets of the 20th Century were made of oak, and significantly sturdier than temporally-equivalent American pallets?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

22 I can't get my kids to do their laundry and here's a dog doing it. I am sending that to my kids.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (GwxCX)

23 Café- a cheroot and 3 fingers of Balvenie night.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:09 PM


Any purple martins?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Shirley the cat now has a special pathetic howl just before puking up a hairball.

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2022 08:12 PM (FhXTo)

25 such wonderful doggeh videos!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 08:13 PM (Kzdsz)

26 Duncanthrax, not a one. I can't even spot a feral pig. Cats did leave 3 huge rats at the door this morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:15 PM (9dOa3)

27 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 08:15 PM (Xrfse)

28 Huh ! Dolphins !

Posted by: runner at September 28, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)

29 >>Goldens are cute puppies! Then they grow up and leave fur clumps all over your house.

Worth it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

30 10 One of our cats loved being on top dryer when running but never helped with laundry

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xhxe8

Cats don't 'help'. That's what the help is for. In case you weren't paying attention, that's you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:19 PM (mE7cY)

31 Late last week, NordStream2 reported that it had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Das News at September 28, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

32 "How to impress a girl."


Team/stadium mascots always win. One way or the other they will get the better of you. If she'd taken the first toy bear, the mascot still would have brought her all the others. If you are targeted I don't know how you can escape. Is this good or bad?

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 08:21 PM (AMIL/)

33 Cats don't 'help'. That's what the help is for. In case you weren't paying attention, that's you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:19 PM (mE7cY)

I had a cat that paid all the vet bills for a couple of years, even her sisters.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 08:21 PM (eoQWY)

34 The Captain of the Roombaship wins it for me. (Nice work on the cutouts and artwork too!)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 28, 2022 08:22 PM (nRMeC)

35 I can't get my kids to do their laundry and here's a dog doing it. I am sending that to my kids.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (GwxCX)

Tell them they have to go fetch a few dozen tennis balls and sticks and bring them back too, and no sulking!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 08:22 PM (eoQWY)

36 The dolphins make me cry.



... because they're rapey.

Posted by: Hootie at September 28, 2022 08:23 PM (48d9R)

37
Dogs have masters

Cats have servants

This is known

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 08:23 PM (BFigT)

38
Diana took a very bad spill when Ruthie bowled her over. She came up screaming and limping very badly. I hustled Ruth and Rosalind into the house while Her Majesty checked Diana over. A shoulder rub, a kiss for Mommy and she toddled off, no worse for the wear. A visit with the doggie chiropractor may be in her future.

Posted by: Liberal Los Angelino Living on the San Andreas Fault at September 28, 2022 08:24 PM (g/NeS)

39
Off LA snob sock

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 08:25 PM (g/NeS)

40 I know why the caged gator sings.

Posted by: Maya N. Jello at September 28, 2022 08:26 PM (63Dwl)

41
>>Goldens are cute puppies! Then they grow up and leave fur clumps all over your house.

________

Borzoi are cute puppies. Even while they destroy your house running around. Strange to say, when they grow up they make excellent house guests. Apart from the tumbleweeds of hair drifting about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 08:28 PM (g/NeS)

42 I must be doing something wrong. My kitties are going on 5 years old and have never hacked up a hairball or even puked on the bed.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:29 PM (9dOa3)

43 I can't get my kids to do their laundry and here's a dog doing it. I am sending that to my kids.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (GwxCX)


Don't. They'll simply tell you to buy a slave dog.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 08:30 PM (AMIL/)

44 Regarding the pipeline- didn't Russian actors (under Putin's influence if not at his behest) sabotage an Ameican east coast ng pipeline via ransomware attack not too long ago? Possible N1 and N2 is retaliation. That would explain targeting of pipeline rather than more complicated equipment. If so, they already know whodunit and why.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2022 08:31 PM (raDbm)

45 "Dolphins going to work."

They also could be running from Killer Whales, to no avail.

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2022 08:31 PM (AmoqO)

46 I can't get my kids to do their laundry and here's a dog doing it. I am sending that to my kids.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 28, 2022 08:10 PM (GwxCX)


Don't. They'll simply tell you to buy a slave dog.
Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 08:30 PM (AMIL/)

Then when you get one, they will take it outside to play on laundry day.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 08:32 PM (eoQWY)

47 I bet Ron DeSantis has strong hands. With calluses. Manly calluses.

Posted by: Rachel Vindman at September 28, 2022 08:33 PM (6VKyY)

48 {32} "How to impress a girl."


Team/stadium mascots always win. One way or the other they will get the better of you. If she'd taken the first toy bear, the mascot still would have brought her all the others. If you are targeted I don't know how you can escape. Is this good or bad?

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 08:21 PM (AMIL/)


https://tinyurl.com/yc62zt83

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 28, 2022 08:34 PM (nRMeC)

49 Volleyball is becoming the rising popular White Nationalist sport for the youth.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 28, 2022 08:35 PM (WMHk0)

50 Good evening, dear Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2022 08:36 PM (qpPdw)

51 pipeline question, cui bono?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:36 PM (9dOa3)

52 palate
pallet
palette

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO8)

53 this is a good thread after a day of mixed hell

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

54 I could spend hours listening to Huskies talk.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 28, 2022 08:37 PM (WMHk0)

55 >pipeline question, cui bono?

Posted by: Ben Had

great surf tune

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

56 Ladyl, how are ya, Sunshine?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:38 PM (9dOa3)

57 Mixed hell. Like mixed nuts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:38 PM (mE7cY)

58 yes, hell comes in several varieties

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:38 PM (geLO8)

59 Top notch Cafe tonight Ace

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 08:38 PM (U1eOr)

60 Mixed hell. Like mixed nuts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:38 PM (mE7cY)

Or a can of mixed vegetables?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

61 https://tinyurl.com/5n8z6tt4

This guy was having a bad day. It got better.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:39 PM (+J0HH)

62 Hi DB!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:40 PM (9dOa3)

63 51 pipeline question, cui bono?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:36 PM (9dOa3


Globalists, to be honest.

Forces Europe's hand on going green.
Kills a bunch of people this winter.
Maybe kicks off a NATO v Russia war, killing lots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:40 PM (mE7cY)

64 Or a can of mixed vegetables?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 08:39 PM (4I/2K

No one wants a can of mixed vegetables. It's the last can in the shelf anyone eats. It's the first can you give away when the church takes donations.

Someone in Guatemala has a pantry full of mixed veggies and fruit cups.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:42 PM (mE7cY)

65 The cafe is definitely appreciated at the end of the day, Ace! Thank you!

Posted by: Toni at September 28, 2022 08:42 PM (PgM6e)

66 It's SFW.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:42 PM (+J0HH)

67 Globalists, to be honest.

Forces Europe's hand on going green.
Kills a bunch of people this winter.
Maybe kicks off a NATO v Russia war, killing lots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:40 PM (mE7cY)
---
Kinda reminds me of the tagline for "Alien v. Predator" -- Whoever wins, we lose

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 08:42 PM (K5n5d)

68 Those were really cute, thank you, Ace

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Rbu5d)

69 Hope our Florida animal friends are doing OK, too.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 28, 2022 08:45 PM (RG7Wy)

70 I found the best Ian coverage.

https://is.gd/dBRQqZ

You're welcome.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 08:45 PM (g1EEm)

71 ... because they're rapey.
Posted by: Hootie at September 28, 2022 08:23 PM (48d9R)

Spoken by a guy that Blows Fish...

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 08:45 PM (+Cgut)

72 JEEBUS, these third-world primitive tools of the elitist ruling class are bound & determined to make us eat dogs, bugs, & tree bark.

O/T: Recently attended a nice Wine Fest in Sedona, and had to purchase tickets online through eventbrite.com -- so now I'm getting all these email promotions, and here's an online class they're promoting:

"Cooking Cricket-Based Dishes with Chef Joseph Yoon"

I'll be cutting off the heads of these f*ckers & eating their hearts before I ever eat a f*cking cricket ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ylLOx)

73 This guy was having a bad day. It got better.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:39 PM (+J0HH)

Dusty in here all of a sudden!

Posted by: Toni at September 28, 2022 08:45 PM (PgM6e)

74 pipeline question, cui bono?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:36 PM


Vlad may have been quoted as saying "Grand slam: I blow up my own pipelines, which cost me zero; blame the United States, which divides NATO; and I get to play the innocent victim; while using my own actions as an excuse to do anything I want in return."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2022 08:46 PM (a3Q+t)

75 Really, really OT but if you are arriving at Love Field early Thursday evening for the MoMe would you contact me. Trying to match up some Morons.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:46 PM (9dOa3)

76 You have been barked.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

77 Dusty in here all of a sudden!
Posted by: Toni

Yes, tugged me too.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:47 PM (+J0HH)

78 hell oh

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:47 PM (geLO8)

79 Time for a nic update as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at September 28, 2022 08:47 PM (ylLOx)

80 Duncanthrax, I gotta mull that one over.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:48 PM (9dOa3)

81 I could easily start a cricket farm here. They are everywhere. The dog has learned to catch and kill them. Neither of us has any desire to eat them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

82 It's black cricket season in ETEX, they're everywhere you look. Fish won't eat 'em, birds won't eat 'em, and I damn sure won't eat 'em.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

83 Words lose their meanings when pets are involved.

An infinite number of best doggies. (Or "All Dogs Are Best Dogs" as some cafe host recently headlined.)

Hey, thanks for the cafes, Ace, you big ol' softie you.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cats & jammers at September 28, 2022 08:50 PM (IqDM9)

84 This guy was having a bad day. It got better.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:39 PM (+J0HH)

Dusty in here all of a sudden!
Posted by: Toni at September 28, 2022 08:45 PM (PgM6e)

I'm enough of a cynic I believe it was staged. The Dinsey Industrial Complex attempting to show they're interested in something other than trannies running around grooming children.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2022 08:51 PM (i3yPZ)

85 goats look like they are crossing the interminttent curb of a low water bridge, not a dam

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3)

86 "Mikes Weather Page" has a lot of info active on hurricanes.

https://tinyurl.com/mrdhhzk2

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)

87 Burt, don't burst my bubble. I like to believe there are still good people in the world.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:52 PM (+J0HH)

88 Burt, don't burst my bubble. I like to believe there are still good people in the world.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:52 PM (+J0HH)

I'm sorry, really. I've had plenty of evidence of good people in this world recently. Just not the one I married.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2022 08:54 PM (i3yPZ)

89 I could easily start a cricket farm here. They are everywhere. The dog has learned to catch and kill them. Neither of us has any desire to eat them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

82 It's black cricket season in ETEX, they're everywhere you look. Fish won't eat 'em, birds won't eat 'em, and I damn sure won't eat 'em.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

We came in black and white versions and only needed 4 'c' batteries and a 9v battery to operate. Had a 'chatterbox' accessory too. "Are we having fun or what?"

Posted by: Cricket dolls at September 28, 2022 08:54 PM (4I/2K)

90 11 Goldens are cute puppies! Then they grow up and leave fur clumps all over your house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Kzdsz)

Labs...Labs shed hair EVERYWHERE. It doesn't matter how much you brush their coats.

That shit gets EVERYWHERE...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

91 Diana took a very bad spill when Ruthie bowled her over. She came up screaming and limping very badly. I hustled Ruth and Rosalind into the house while Her Majesty checked Diana over. A shoulder rub, a kiss for Mommy and she toddled off, no worse for the wear. A visit with the doggie chiropractor may be in her future.
Posted by: Liberal Los Angelino Living on the San Andreas Fault at September 28, 2022 08:24 PM (g/NeS)

Last night, Heidi our 5 month old GSD, got her head caught in one of the grandkids wooden rockers. She, yelped and struggled and whine until she broke free and raced over to me. She put her head on my shoulder to calm her from her brush with death.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (3p4cr)

92 Burt, I'm sorry, will pray.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (+J0HH)

93 Infidel, there are and you are counted among them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (9dOa3)

94 >I'm sorry, really. I've had plenty of evidence of good people in this world recently. Just not the one I married.


that is not great

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO8)

95 Cool animation:

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant; 1h
I wish freedom for Iran, especially for its women.

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1575267673759686657

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (yikp0)

96 Ben Had, thank you, I am humbled.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:57 PM (+J0HH)

97 Globalists, to be honest.

Forces Europe's hand on going green.
Kills a bunch of people this winter.
Maybe kicks off a NATO v Russia war, killing lots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

No more Brother Wars. No more killing 10s of millions White men to replace the men with Blacks and Browns and Yellows.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 28, 2022 08:57 PM (WMHk0)

98 Burt, I'm sorry, will pray.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (+J0HH)

Thank you, pray for her if you are so inclined. I'll be fine. Broken hearts mend. Broken minds though... the person has to want to mend it, and she doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2022 08:58 PM (i3yPZ)

99 Dearest Ben Had. Seeing you in Texas can't happen soon enough.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2022 08:58 PM (qpPdw)

100
Labs...Labs shed hair EVERYWHERE. It doesn't matter how much you brush their coats.

That shit gets EVERYWHERE...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

And it doesn't come off in clumps...it's individual hairs EVERYwhere.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 28, 2022 08:59 PM (iyVGU)

101 that is not great
Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO

Tale as old as time, so to speak. Just not the one Dinsey tells.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2022 08:59 PM (i3yPZ)

102 /Day After Doggy Laundry video...

Honey? Why do my clothes all smell like the dog?

Posted by: Gilligan at September 28, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

103 And it doesn't come off in clumps...it's individual hairs EVERYwhere.
Posted by: Russkilitlover

Been there, done that. PITA but they are so sweet and lovable.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 09:01 PM (+J0HH)

104 thin sliver of a moon tonight. It is so nice to go out at night and see the stars.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 09:01 PM (5HBd1)

105 And it doesn't come off in clumps...it's individual hairs EVERYwhere.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 28, 2022 08:59 PM (iyVGU)

Ahhhh, one who has experience.

***fist bump***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:01 PM (BgMrQ)

106 Coolio is mort

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 09:02 PM (xPl2J)

107 82 It's black cricket season in ETEX, they're everywhere you look. Fish won't eat 'em, birds won't eat 'em, and I damn sure won't eat 'em.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)
-------------------

Meat is for losers and child molesters. Insects are high in protein, low in cost, eco-friendly and tasty. If you've never had Peach-Bourbon-Cricket Upside-Down Bundt Cake sprinkled with dried fruit flies and ants, then you can just shut up about what goes in your mouth.

Excuse me, I have a Giant wētā in the oven stuffed with peat moss and pea gravel.

Posted by: New York Times Food Page at September 28, 2022 09:02 PM (RG7Wy)

108 Labs...Labs shed hair EVERYWHERE. It doesn't matter how much you brush their coats.

My lab/husky sheds everywhere but she's made her way into my heart.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (eGTCV)

109 103 And it doesn't come off in clumps...it's individual hairs EVERYwhere.
Posted by: Russkilitlover

Been there, done that. PITA but they are so sweet and lovable.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 09:01 PM (+J0HH)

Yes, yes we are..

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (BgMrQ)

110 "Cutest golden eagle" - ran this clip accidentally with the volume up. Took me a second to realize that was the eagle, not some alarm in the house. Dog was startled. Milady came out from the kitchen to see.

MiladyJo, taking the pooch for a walk yesterday, saw one, two, then more turkey vultures, circling as they do, catching the early-morning updrafts. And far above them, sailing with so much more grace, as they do, was, best as she could tell, a golden eagle… making just that noise!

It's a wild, wild life.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hawks v crows is wild, too at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (IqDM9)

111 Your gateway to Zen: Eight hours of tribble noises:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8bja33

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 >thin sliver of a moon tonight. It is so nice to go out at night and see the stars.

Posted by: Notsothoreau


little girl who lived next to us- seems like a thousand centuries ago- called it the 'fingernail moon'

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (geLO8)

113 A friend just got a Doodle dog--not sure what to call it because apparently it is a three-way cross between a Golden Retriever, an English Sheepdog and a Poodle. He's absolutely adorable but we had a great laugh when she said the person she bought it from told her that he would only get to about 25-30 pounds!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (3ImbR)

114 Ladyl, this MoMe more than even the ones in the "scamdemic" is so special for me. I can't wait to see all of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (9dOa3)

115 106 Coolio is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 09:02 PM (xPl2J


Really? That sux. Always liked his music.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 09:05 PM (mE7cY)

116 >>Labs...Labs shed hair EVERYWHERE. It doesn't matter how much you brush their coats.

>>That shit gets EVERYWHERE...

We've had Goldens all my life. I thought the Golden tumbleweeds were the worse I would ever see.

Then I got a short haired hound. I have no idea where all the fur comes from. I could make another dog with the fur he drops in the house in a single week.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

117 Just not the one I married.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2022 08:54 PM (i3yPZ)

My sympathies are with you, BurtTC. There is light at the end of that Big D tunnel. YMMV I started in my tunnel 18 years ago and only now feel like I'm fully emerging from it. I've started a 'Box of Broken Dreams' to stow away as I'm finally reducing all the boxes of stuff I had to hurriedly move out of the marital house and didn't want to go thru until now.

Hang tough and endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 09:05 PM (4I/2K)

118 browndog, We on?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:06 PM (9dOa3)

119 >>> Coolio is mort

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 09:02 PM (xPl2J)


Coolio, are you here? Where's Coolio?

Posted by: Ghost Biden at September 28, 2022 09:07 PM (48d9R)

120 Ben Had, I submitted my application just now.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2022 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

121 106 Coolio is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 09:02 PM (xPl2J
---

I liked "Cooking with Coolio". Here's "Game Day Turkey":

https://tinyurl.com/ye6kvmvb

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 28, 2022 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

122 114 Ladyl, this MoMe more than even the ones in the "scamdemic" is so special for me. I can't wait to see all of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:03 PM (9dOa3)

The Texas Mome has a special place in my heart that nothing else has...

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2022 09:10 PM (qpPdw)

123 JackStraw, my two smooth coated guys produced a dog-a-day in hair.

Scritches to Elvis and a Balvenie to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:10 PM (9dOa3)

124 Can't wait to see you, Ben Had! Maybe we can chat a little more this time. I was flitting around so much at the last one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 28, 2022 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

125 Australian Cattle Dog. Ajax is a portal to a universe filled with hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 28, 2022 09:12 PM (dNqv+)

126 Rum, sodomy and the lash, me hearties! Arr!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 09:12 PM (z+OQR)

127 118 browndog, We on?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:06 PM (9dOa3)

Ben, I sure hope so.

I'm re-scheduling some doctors appointments that happen to fall late in the week.

Again, it's all health dependent. If my energy levels stay where they are presently, I should be good to make the drive. I'll let you know my route once I get my TripTik from AAA.

I figure I'm good for 7-8 hours a day of driving, so 2 1/2 days down, and two and a half days back. Though I may make a stop in Wichita Falls on the way back...a pilgrimage to Starting Strength HQ.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

128 Cats don't 'help'. That's what the help is for. In case you weren't paying attention, that's you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 08:19 PM (mE7cY


I had a stray cat who would guard my veggie garden against squirrels. Brave cat -- squirrels are vicious.

Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2022 09:14 PM (6RgRK)

129 Thank you Ben Had. Elvis has already gone up to bed. Technically my bed. He doesn't see it that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

130 Where's Coolio?
Posted by: Ghost Biden at September 28, 2022 09:07 PM (48d9R)

He be wit Biggie...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:15 PM (BgMrQ)

131 I had a stray cat who would guard my veggie garden against squirrels. Brave cat -- squirrels are vicious.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2022 09:14 PM (6RgRK


Was he guarding the veggie garden or using it as bait?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 09:15 PM (mE7cY)

132 I run the Roomba every night while I sleep to keep up with the dog hair and I still have to run the electric broom around during the day and do a major vacuum every couple of days. Labor of love.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:16 PM (3ImbR)

133 Moose the black lab sheds shit tons. Especially in summer.

All worth it. He's a great dog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 09:17 PM (aursc)

134 Duncanthrax, you are TXMoMe Emeritus. I would have failed if you weren't here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:17 PM (9dOa3)

135 132 I run the Roomba every night while I sleep to keep up with the dog hair and I still have to run the electric broom around during the day and do a major vacuum every couple of days. Labor of love.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:16 PM (3ImbR)

We had hardwood floors in our house, so we had to vacuum every day...every damn day!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:18 PM (BgMrQ)

136 Coolio est Mort?

"...Cut! That's a Rap!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

137 My cat sheds but he's nice enough to swallow it and then regurgitate it into a nice, solid hair turd for me to pick up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 09:19 PM (mE7cY)

138 Wild and crazy. An Ian rain band has formed a couple hundred miles off the east coast of Florida.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ceywe

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

139 137 My cat sheds but he's nice enough to swallow it and then regurgitate it into a nice, solid hair turd for me to pick up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Lucy vomits up fur slugs. So gross.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:20 PM (cPLO/)

140 136 Coolio est Mort?
"...Cut! That's a Rap!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

Boo...Booooooooo
Boo that man

***shakes head***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:21 PM (BgMrQ)

141 We had hardwood floors in our house, so we had to vacuum every day...every damn day!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:18 PM (BgMrQ)
~~~~~

Same here. It shows up more on the hardwood, but it's definitely easier to clean than carpeting.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:21 PM (3ImbR)

142 Was he guarding the veggie garden or using it as bait?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 09:15 PM (mE7cY)


Heh.

The rest of the story is a squirrel took a bite out of her and I didn't see any evidence anyone was taking care of her, so I took her to the vet who treated her abscess. And I couldn't even keep her because the apartment had a "no pets" rule. The garden was in containers on my balcony.

Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (6RgRK)

143 Who the hell is Coolio?

Posted by: jewells45 at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)

144
After whelping a litter, Borzoi mamas shed just about all their coat. Even with weekly baths and blows, a good proportion of Delilah is distributed around the house and we spend more than a little time chasing hair brontosauruses around. The process has slowed and Lila is starting to grow hair again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (1Nxff)

145 Eris, to be able to spend time talking to you would be so enlightening for me. I am humbled by your knowledge.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:25 PM (9dOa3)

146 Hi Jewells!

How are you, love?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:25 PM (U2p+3)

147 I am humbled by your knowledge.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:25 PM (9dOa3)
---

I'm humbled by my ignorance! There are some smart folks on this blog.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 28, 2022 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

148 143 Who the hell is Coolio?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel

Rapper/singer.

Gangsta Paradise from the Michelle Pfeifer movie.

Fantastic voyage. Come along and ride on the fan tastic voyage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

149 >>>Who the hell is Coolio?
~~~~~

Rapper. Found dead in a friend's bathroom of suspected heart attack. He was 59.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:27 PM (3ImbR)

150 Man, I'm sitting here worried for Floridians, in that they have their booster shots up to date!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 28, 2022 09:27 PM (1/b/m)

151 If they really cared about that caged gator, they'd let him into the lazy river while the park was open.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ballz at September 28, 2022 09:27 PM (KFhLj)

152
There are some smart folks on this blog.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 28, 2022 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

_________

*polishes fingernails on lapel*
*examines them with a self-satisfied air*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:27 PM (1Nxff)

153 Hi nurse!! *Forest Gump wave*

Posted by: jewells45 at September 28, 2022 09:28 PM (nxdel)

154 143 Who the hell is Coolio?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)

155 @149

>>Rapper. Found dead in a friend's bathroom of suspected heart attack. He was 59.

Went out like Elvis.

In the immortal words of Florida Evans...

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 09:29 PM (up/3i)

156 I'm humbled by my ignorance! There are some smart folks on this blog.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 28, 2022 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)


Oh stap.

*blushes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 09:29 PM (mE7cY)

157 After whelping a litter, Borzoi mamas shed just about all their coat. Even with weekly baths and blows, a good proportion of Delilah is distributed around the house and we spend more than a little time chasing hair brontosauruses around. The process has slowed and Lila is starting to grow hair again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (1Nxff)
~~~~~

Big dogs with lustrous coats. You've certainly got your hands full! But they're worth it, right?!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

158 When the sun is just right I can see the fur flying off Paisley. She reminds me of Pigpen from Peanuts.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

159
Rapper. Found dead in a friend's bathroom of suspected heart attack. He was 59.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:27 PM (3ImbR)

_________

I think Mis Hum can enter "died of a drug overdose" with a single keystroke on his ONT Musical Interludes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:30 PM (1Nxff)

160 I could easily start a cricket farm here.

********

Crickets. The other white meat.

Or is it more of a greenish color?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 28, 2022 09:30 PM (xxG/v)

161 These are black crickets. Haven't noticed any other color to them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

162
Which wine goes best with crickets?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:34 PM (1Nxff)

163 Can't keep the eyes open. Good night all.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:34 PM (3ImbR)

164 I'm guessing Ripple.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 09:35 PM (5HBd1)

165 He was turning his life around.

Posted by: Coolio's Mom at September 28, 2022 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

166 Al Yankovic s parody song Amish Paradise is off of Coolio s Gangsta Paradise. Yankovic has said for years that Coolios label gave him permission to use the song but apparently forgot to tell Coolio about it and the rapper was furious. Said it diminished Gangsta Paradise and its message.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 09:35 PM (MMsiV)

167 154 143 Who the hell is Coolio?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 28, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)

I like Weird Al's version better.

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

168 Clot shot did him in.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 09:36 PM (3v06p)

169 159
Rapper. Found dead in a friend's bathroom of suspected heart attack. He was 59.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2022 09:27 PM (3ImbR)
________

I think Mis Hum can enter "died of a drug overdose" with a single keystroke on his ONT Musical Interludes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:30 PM (1Nxff)

Hmmm, I'd love to see a coroner's report.

I trust nothing these days...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:37 PM (BgMrQ)

170 162
Which wine goes best with crickets?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:34 PM (1Nxff)


Everclear for me. I want to pass out quickly after eating.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

171 Coolio croaked? Well, he made it a lot longer than many famous entertainers.

Posted by: CppThis at September 28, 2022 09:37 PM (UewuT)

172 Who the hell is Coolio?
Posted by: jewells45


Poor man's Snoop Dog.

Posted by: mikeski, and "was" at September 28, 2022 09:38 PM (P1f+c)

173 I like Weird Al's version better.
Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

If you watch the video, the next one up is Amish Paradise...

Weird Al is really good!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)

174 162
Which wine goes best with crickets?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:34 PM (1Nxff)

Turpinwine.

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

175 Which wine goes best with crickets?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


There is a Cricket Hill Winery. They'd know.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 09:40 PM (P1f+c)

176 Jewells!!! Nurse!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2022 09:42 PM (qpPdw)

177 If you watch the video, the next one up is Amish Paradise...

Weird Al is really good!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)

As I recall Coolio wasn't too pleased with Weird Al's version.

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2022 09:42 PM (AmoqO)

178 You don't drink wine with crickets. You want something with hops.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2022 09:42 PM (sn5EN)

179 "Rapper. Found dead in a friend's bathroom of suspected heart attack. He was 59."

Coolio, dude....you ok?

You look vaccinated.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2022 09:43 PM (PGGFI)

180 -
Which wine goes best with crickets?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh -
-
--------

Prestone Bug Wash

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2022 09:43 PM (NTUk0)

181 You don't drink wine with crickets. You want something with hops.
Posted by: fd


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 09:43 PM (P1f+c)

182 Crickets, the other...nevermind.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 28, 2022 09:44 PM (xxG/v)

183 @Ben Had.

just got your e-mail. will comply.

i shall let you know when we are next in the local region.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 09:44 PM (3CCua)

184 Which wine goes best with crickets?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:34 PM (1Nxff)

Dandelion wine, naturally.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 09:45 PM (4I/2K)

185 Ladyl!

Ben Had, Very soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

186 Coolio est coldio?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

187 >>> 82 It's black cricket season in ETEX, they're everywhere you look. Fish won't eat 'em, birds won't eat 'em, and I damn sure won't eat 'em.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

My chickens love them some crickets. Also grasshoppers and spiders and any other bugs they can get their beaks on.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2022 09:48 PM (llON8)

188 Crickets with a malathion chaser. Perfect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 09:49 PM (Qzn2/)

189 Those snorkelers are not gonna rape themselves!

Posted by: Dolphins going to Work at September 28, 2022 09:49 PM (3Or4S)

190 Coolio, dude....you ok?

You look vaccinated.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2022 09:43 PM (PGGFI)

At least he was ready for the hurricane...

Posted by: pResident Biden at September 28, 2022 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)

191
Coolio: another grim milestone of the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:50 PM (1Nxff)

192 Ben Had. Gettin' to "countdown" times now!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 09:54 PM (e6UQI)

193 *bags up crickets for HH's chickens* original or crispy?*

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:56 PM (9dOa3)

194 NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2022 09:57 PM (llON8)

195 ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2022 09:57 PM (llON8)

196 >>> 193 *bags up crickets for HH's chickens* original or crispy?*
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2022 09:56 PM (9dOa3)

bluebell the hen will take all of the above

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2022 09:58 PM (llON8)

197 There is a Cricket Hill Winery. They'd know.
Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 09:40 PM (P1f+c)


Chapultapec Castle, outside (used to be) of Mexico City was the Mexican officer academy, and the name is from the Nahuatl name "Cricket Hill"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 09:59 PM (xhaym)

198 Jim, it is indeed. TXMoMe 2022, you'll damn sure remember where you were that weekend!

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199 Every time I see Black Cat Reps I remember how they sat on shelves for so long in my area. I wish I could of predicted the jump on these, like where did it come from?

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