Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/27/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"This is not a position where no trial is possible but a situation where individual advocates have taken a decision not to attend." Tom Little KC, for the director of public prosecutions

Quote II


“That was kind of dumb. Don’t do this again. It’s not fair.” B.C. provincial court Judge Bonnie Craig


Yes Mummy, it won't happen again.

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Quote III

“I mean, it’s just so easy to corrupt these politicians, isn’t it? Just throw a little nice attractive Chinese spy in the mix. Next thing you know, they’re selling you gas at a discount.” Jesse Watters


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Of course this makes sense. You can't drug people into being more healthy.

One of Britain’s most influential cardiologists, Dr. Aseem Malhotra—citing a duty to his patients, scientific integrity, and the truth—just published what he describes as perhaps the most critical research paper of his prestigious career. His work, fueled by the sudden death of his “very fit and well” father in July 2021, critically appraised the real-world data around the mRNA COVID jab. After nine months of rigorous research and extensive peer review, Malhotra’s paper concludes what many heavily censored brave experts have been saying for months—the massive push to get the mRNA COVID-19 jab into the arms of humanity serves a purely sinister purpose: increased pharmaceutical shareholder profits at any cost. Indeed, with Pfizer in the lead, Malhotra is convinced the current system, which gives big pharma way too much power, is “encouraging good people to do bad things.” On that note, he is calling for all COVID-19 vaccines to be withdrawn


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I guess I'm unusual. I appreciate the endless choice of music. I've discovered a great number of artists.

‘There’s endless choice, but you’re not listening’: fans quitting Spotify to save their love of music

Former streaming service subscribers on why they have ditched mod cons for MP3s, CDs and other DIY music formats

Meg Lethem was working at her bakery job one morning in Boston when she had an epiphany. Tasked with choosing the day’s soundtrack, she opened Spotify, then flicked and flicked, endlessly searching for something to play. Nothing was perfect for the moment. She looked some more, through playlist after playlist. An uncomfortably familiar loop, it made her realise: she hated how music was being used in her life. “That was the problem,” she says. “Using music, rather than having it be its own experience … What kind of music am I going to use to set a mood for the day? What am I going to use to enjoy my walk? I started not really liking what that meant.”

It wasn’t just passive listening, but a utilitarian approach to music that felt like a creation of the streaming environment. “I decided that having music be this tool to [create] an experience instead of an experience itself was not something I was into,” she reflects. So she cut off her Spotify service, and later, Apple Music too, to focus on making her listening more “home-based” and less of a background experience.

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Someone tell this dumb bint there were hurricanes before Global Warming. Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) claims voting for her ilk would stop hurricanes.

During an interview on MSNBC, Klobuchar was spiking the football over the climate change bill they recently passed. You know, the one that they initially billed as something that would address the out-of-control inflation brought about by the policy decisions these Democrats have been making.

Klobuchar was talking about these bipartisan efforts to push these bills forward when she crossed into the realm of the ridiculous and suggested that people need to vote Democrats in during the midterms and used hurricane Ian barreling down on Florida as an example of why Democrats deserve power.

The suggestion here is that voting for Democrats will be the first step to stopping things like hurricanes from happening.


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Who is watching "Who's Talking To Chris Wallace"? Obviously not many.

Chris Wallace’s new CNN show struggled to get any viewers during its Sunday debut, new ratings data shows, according to reports.

Wallace’s show, “Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace,” raked in just 401,000 viewers Sunday night, down 29% from the 2022 average for the 7:00 p.m., time slot, data from Nielsen Media Research shows, according to the New York Post (NYP). Just 44,000 between the ages of 25-54 demographic tuned in, down 64% from the average, according to the report.


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Oh the things I learn researching and drafting The ONT. Why Are People Sunning Their Arseholes on TikTok?

Sorry in advance if you’re eating breakfast, but the perineum (AKA the “gooch” is the area between the pubic bone and the anal cavity. For some, sunning this area (also known as “perineum sunning” for at least three minutes at a time apparently creates a surge in energy equivalent to “walking around in the sun all day”, “recharging” or “having a cup of coffee”. And with #perinuemsunning currently getting over 2.7 million views on TikTok, it’s not even particularly niche as a “wellness” trend.


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Jeffrey Dahmer was as queer as a $3 bill. So were his victims. Why the fuss LGBTQ crowd?

Netflix has removed the “LGBTQ” label from its new limited series on Jeffrey Dahmer following a social media backlash in which gays complained that the show reflects badly on them.

The show’s official Netflix homepage no longer lists “LGBTQ” under “genres” and the show no longer carries the “LGBTQ”category tag in the Netflix app. It appears Netflix made the changes over the weekend or on Monday, according to multiple reports.


Dahmer — Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, from mega-producer Ryan Murphy, dramatizes the life story of the infamous serial killer who during the late 70s through the early 90s lured 17 young men and boys to their deaths, engaging in dismemberment, cannibalism, and necrophilia. Starring Evan Peters in the title role, the show began streaming this month and has drawn strong audience interest, hitting the No. 1 spot on the streamer’s most-watched list around the world.

But as Breitbart News reported, gays took to social media to chide Netflix for putting the show under the “LGBTQ” category, with one TikTok user saying, “I know this is technically true but this is not the representation we’re looking for.”

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I'm a proponent of the 2nd Amendment. I'm a supporter of hunting and hunt every year. This story is infuriating.

I'd do it again! Montana woman, 36, DEFENDS shooting and skinning Siberian husky that she mistook for a wolf and says 'aggressive' animal was coming towards her...as she's hounded on social media

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT

Amber Rose Barnes, 36, shot and skinned the Siberian husky then boasted about the kill on Facebook, telling friends she'd killed a 'wolf pup'
She was quickly informed that she'd in fact slaughtered a dog, and was swiftly trolled for it

Police have confirmed that the dog was among 12 Husky-Shepherd mixes that had been dumped in the woods

Many of them have now been recovered and have tested positive for parvovirus - a deadly disease that spreads among dogs

Police are working to identify the person who dumped the puppies in the woods
Barnes - who has not been charged - defended her actions online
She said the aggressive animal was 'howling, growling' and 'coming at her'

She wouldn't know what a predator was if it bit her in the ass. Please keep her away from Black Lab puppies.

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Thank's Mom. You dumb.........

ccording to the 24-year-old mom, who vented on Reddit's "Off My Chest" forum, there was no ill intent behind the scandalous name she picked: Lucifer.

"I'm an atheist, so I didn't care about what other people believe that name is supposed to represent," the mom explained. "Lucifer was nothing but a name to me."

But when the new mom shared her choice with her own mother, she was met with resistance. "Lucifer" is a Latin word that means "light bearer," but it's more widely known as the name of the devil.


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It sucks to be her. Hopefully the kids will turn out alright.

My children were born in New York but now live in Texas. I sometimes wish we had never moved.

I moved from New York City to Houston, following my husband at the time.

I'm still learning to deal with Texas things like floods and snakes.

I consider my children New Yorkers more than Texans and sometimes wish we were still there.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & BOGO Emporium



Born on this day: 27 Sep 1943
Randy Bachman, lead guitarist, songwriter from Canadian rock band Guess Who who had the 1970 US No.1 & UK No.19 single 'American Woman'. He later formed Bachman Turner Overdrive who had the 1974 US No.1 & UK No.2 single 'You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 27 Sep 1947
American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer, and actor Meat Loaf (Marvin Lee Aday). His record breaking 1978 album Bat Out Of Hell spent 457 weeks on the UK album chart. His Bat Out of Hell trilogy of albums (consisting of Bat Out of Hell, Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell, and Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose) has sold more than 50 million copies worldwide. Meat Loaf has also appeared in over 50 movies and television shows. He died on 20 January 2022 aged 74. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Good and bad news. The bad news. If it weren't for bad luck he would have no luck at all. The Good news. Genius Award Winner.

TOWN OF THOMPSON – A Woodbourne man has been arrested for grand larceny after his vehicle ran out of gas in front of the Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office.

On Monday, September 19 at about 11:45 a.m., Sheriff’s Sergeant Blake Starner was leaving headquarters when he spotted a disabled pickup truck at the intersection of Old Route 17 and State Route 17B in Monticello.

The driver said he was waiting for a friend to bring a can of gas.


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It's such a basic rule, or is it? Just ask our Genius Award Winner.

Martin County school resource deputy faces discipline after gun fired at Treasure Coast Classical Academy

Deputy didn't think gun was loaded, supervisor says


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And just who decides what is real information and false information? Hint, hint, it's "Them".

New Zealand PM Calls for Global Censorship System to Fight ‘Disinformation’

New Zealand’s “woke” Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is calling for nations to unite in establishing a global censorship system to fight so-called “disinformation.”

Ardern is the latest liberal leader to call for an international alliance to censor speech.

Leftist politicians are growing increasingly unsatisfied with the unprecedented corporate censorship of social media companies.


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Fvck Cancer. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

ONE of the most aggressive types of cancer is looking more beatable thanks to an “exciting” breakthrough.

Patients with glioblastoma - a fast-growing type of cancer that affects the brain and spinal cord - tend to survive just 15 months from the moment of diagnosis

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Comments

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)

2 first

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (iPbC0)

3 st!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (v23vE)

4 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (LsEU/)

5

ANNUIT ZETTAI

*I saw this printed on the reverse of a some banknote once...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (ke0Cj)

6 Damn

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (iPbC0)

7 Yes!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)

8 Hot time in the ONT tonight
Good evening all


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (PAY0n)

9 test?

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (3CCua)

10 here

Posted by: Theodore at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (pGonq)

11 Nice cabin, MisHum. Nice and empty landscape. I don't like people cluttering up my landscapes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

12 At least we have another ONT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 10:02 PM (mZ3xv)

13 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 27, 2022 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)

14 {{{Nurse}}}! Well-yeeted, ma'am!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 27, 2022 10:02 PM (v23vE)

15 damn. i was first, twice and it didn't post. i is unlucky tonight.

thought i had effed up and gotten a ban hammer strike

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 27, 2022 10:03 PM (3CCua)

16 good evening y'all

Posted by: wing at September 27, 2022 10:03 PM (PlW9M)

17 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 27, 2022 10:03 PM (p/nbH)

18 Boy you guys must lie in ambush for the ONT.

Posted by: Ciampino - does it matter? at September 27, 2022 10:05 PM (qfLjt)

19 Evening y'all.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:05 PM (anj39)

20 Never forget we were warned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJ3mMzLZuY

Posted by: setnaffa at September 27, 2022 10:05 PM (bYETr)

21 One of my Dad's favorite sayings was "He's showing his ass!".

He would absolutely lose his mind over the tic toc sunning thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)

22 That cabin does need a big old Stars and Stripes a-flying high!

But on the other hand there's not a neighbor in sight to see it, so best to save the Flag for important days.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

23 I read that story about that female 'Hunter' who bagged a neighbors dog.

Unreal. And then posted it all over TikTok for likes.

Has she ever seen a picture of a wolf?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (mZ3xv)

24 That pic could be eastern WA, OR, northern/central Idaho, western Montana, Colorado, any one of them.

Hey, they all have areas that look like that!

Good evening, all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

25 That queer job ad was...

I think I read a story of another company that was weapons grade woke and quickly went out of business when their employees demands to have 12 months of paid vacation a year instead of the 6 promised.

Posted by: The Esptein Didn't Kill Himself Ukrainian Adoption Agency at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (VTu1l)

26 Gooch? What happened to "taint?"

Posted by: 29Victor at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (BJKQV)

27 Boy you guys must lie in ambush for the ONT.

Posted by: Ciampino - does it matter? at September 27, 2022 10:05 PM (qfLjt)

Who? Us?

(puts away paints and brushes, good beer, and bratwurst bait outside of MisHum's front door.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)

28 Comer is asserting that Hunter Biden fell for a Chinese “honeypot” just like Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Ca


No way. They told us for sure Hunter had no way with Yellow. "No, Yellow", he said. Maybe that was after he discovered he'd been duped.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:08 PM (PAY0n)

29 Nice cabin, MisHum. Nice and empty landscape. I don't like people cluttering up my landscapes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

Images.like this make me wonder if Heidi will come skipping up while I wonder what happened in the Redskins game.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:08 PM (anj39)

30 And just who decides what is real information and false information? Hint, hint, it's "Them".

She already announced on Covid issues that the government was the only source of reliable information.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

31 23 I read that story about that female 'Hunter' who bagged a neighbors dog.

Unreal. And then posted it all over TikTok for likes.

Has she ever seen a picture of a wolf?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (mZ3xv)

My guess. No. She's a fucking embarrassment and her fucking boyfriend is a worthless tool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

32 Did they plug the hole yet, daddy?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 27, 2022 10:08 PM (3Or4S)

33 Has she ever seen a picture of a wolf?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (mZ3xv)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Medieval Painters at September 27, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

34 (puts away paints and brushes, good beer, and bratwurst bait outside of MisHum's front door.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)


Oh i could easily be trapped with bait like that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

35 That husky story made my blood boil. I hope that bitch roasts in Hell for eternity. That poor sweet pup

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)

36 20 Never forget we were warned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJ3mMzLZuY
Posted by: setnaffa at September 27, 2022 10:05 PM (bYETr)
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Was hoping this would be a bad music video to help me obliterate Paul Anka's Diana from my head for the past 4 hours.

Ame Bibabi didn't help, I've tried and tried.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 27, 2022 10:09 PM (RG7Wy)

37 "Lucifer" is a Latin word that means "light bearer,"

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I guess because he believes in science.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 27, 2022 10:09 PM (FVME7)

38 I'd live there. I love the desert. In the winter. Loads of wool blankets. And the stars come out and there are billions of them.

The howling of the coyotes. And the snorts of the javelinas. And the rustling of the birds.

Then I'd miss the rain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:09 PM (U2p+3)

39 We're a queer, feminist-led tech and media company on a mission to make astrology and its wisdom accessible to everyone as a tool for self-discovery, mindfulness, and healing.
We also offer great benefits and perks for employees:
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they'll be out of business a couple of weeks after the VC investment money is burned through.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

40 Unlimited menstrual leave for people with uteruses;


Uh, oh. The language is suspect to certain individuals.

Posted by: LRob in TX at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (KTPXo)

41 Houston pretty much is the same as NYC plus floods and snakes.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (3AD8C)

42 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (3QjBU)

43 Images.like this make me wonder if Heidi will come skipping up while I wonder what happened in the Redskins game.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:08 PM (anj39)

Yeah, that's it. The Redskins' game.

Posted by: Broadway Joe at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)

44 Isn't there a section in the AoS style guide against posting irresistible links?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (PAY0n)

45 If we, the Continental USA, gets nuked, the politicians will be gone as they (DC, NYC) will be primary targets.
There will be no government and any remnants will probably meet a swift end at the hands of 'irate' citizens.

Posted by: Ciampino - can we call it an abomination? at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (qfLjt)

46 Sometimes the ONT just sneaks up on you and gushes out, amirite?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 27, 2022 10:10 PM (l3SW6)

47 People who eat vegetables are "Vegitatians," fish eaters are "Pescatarians." Ergo - Dhamer was a true Humanitarian.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (BJKQV)

48
1 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)
7 Yes!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)


You deserved this triumph, nurse!

Glad I wasn't on ONT duty tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

49
Jeepers Creepers - where'd y' get those peepers?
Jeepers Creepers - where'd y' get those 👀?

https://youtu.be/d0lgswGOgrs

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all a dream at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (giB7m)

50 ex-NYC-resident AWFL is free to move back there any time she likes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (llON8)

51 One of Britain’s most influential cardiologists, Dr. Aseem Malhotra—citing a duty to his patients, scientific integrity, and the truth—just published what he describes as perhaps the most critical research paper of his prestigious career.
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My prediction day for his "unfortunate accident" is November 13, 2022.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (sy5kK)

52 Nice content, sir. thank you very much.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (3CCua)

53 She skinned the damn dog like she was getting a rug.

'Why is he wearing a flea collar?', she asked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (mZ3xv)

54 Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) claims voting for her ilk would stop hurricanes.


They're replacing God with themselves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

55 Or the trailer. I like the trailer too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

56 Amazing ONT full of content I'm gonna be busy for a while. Thank you MisHum!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (Yh3xC)

57 CHANI IN YOUR INBOX

No way buddy...er.. or whatever you are.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (PAY0n)

58 That final picture is quite the lil' fixer upper, ain't it?

Gallon of gasoline and a match, that'll fix it right up.

ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2022 10:13 PM (e6UQI)

59
Jeepers Creepers - where'd y' get those peepers?
Jeepers Creepers - where'd y' get those

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all a dream at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (giB7m)

Basement freezer.

Posted by: J Dhamer at September 27, 2022 10:13 PM (BJKQV)

60 56 Amazing ONT full of content I'm gonna be busy for a while. Thank you MisHum!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (Yh3xC)


You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

61 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely cabin up top that looks to be on the edge of the cliff. Views must be amazing.

No sale on that nifty "fixer upper" in the final photo. It's not just location...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2022 10:14 PM (Oaem6)

62 Yeah, that's it. The Redskins' game.

Is that the infamous Heidi Bowl?

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

63 Nice ONT, as usual, Mis Hum! Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in TX at September 27, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo)

64 I love the desert. In the winter. Loads of wool blankets. And the stars come out and there are billions of them.

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Me too, it's where I can remember my name, and there ain't no one for to give me no pain

Posted by: America at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (VTu1l)

65 Boy you guys must lie in ambush for the ONT.

Got back from Taco Tuesday, sat down, and there the ONT was. Waiting for me, ready to spring when I walked in the door.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (Bd6X8)

66 That job ad can’t be real. Can it?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+50w1)

67 Or the trailer. I like the trailer too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

Twenty bucks for the whole trailer park.

Posted by: J Carville at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

68 Taking Care of Business was one of my go-to songs for much of my college days.

I mean, how can you not bob your head and tap your toe?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (sy5kK)

69 Speaking of Dahmer is anyone watching the Netflix show about him? I have a few friends watching it. I don't think I could handle it.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (nxdel)

70 21 One of my Dad's favorite sayings was "He's showing his ass!".

He would absolutely lose his mind over the tic toc sunning thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)

I lost more than that!

Posted by: Josh Brolin at September 27, 2022 10:16 PM (Z9VB8)

71 The howling of the coyotes. And the snorts of the javelinas. And the rustling of the birds.

Anonymous horses

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2022 10:16 PM (ayzS/)

72 I remember when a hurricane hit the donkeyland utopia of New Orleans. Yeah, sure Amy, your crew just really knows how to make it into a paradise. Just like June 2020 in Minneapolis, right? You know, one of the main things that finally convinced me that my time in the Midwest, and Minnesota in particular, would be coming to an end.

Posted by: CppThis at September 27, 2022 10:16 PM (UewuT)

73 Everyone should send Chani a resume . Not necessarily your resume , just a resume

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 10:16 PM (XY2CK)

74 The Unlimited Vacation isn't paid vacation.
Facisist, patriarchal, racist stotastic terrorists!!!

Posted by: J Dhamer at September 27, 2022 10:17 PM (BJKQV)

75 Mexican word of the day - 'Desantis'.
"We thought the Democrats would love us in Martha's Vinyard, but Desantis us back."

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! El Nino at September 27, 2022 10:17 PM (3Or4S)

76 Martin County school resource deputy faces discipline after gun fired at Treasure Coast Classical Academy
Deputy didn't think gun was loaded, supervisor says


There's an Alec Baldwin joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2022 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

77 New Zealand PM Calls for Global Censorship System to Fight ‘Disinformation’
New Zealand’s “woke” Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is calling for nations to unite in establishing a global censorship system to fight so-called “disinformation.”
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Ahem. I will only say this once, Ms Ardern.

GFY, and get your mouth off that Chinese Communist Party dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

78 In an abundance of caution, I shall forbear commenting what fate should properly await the inhuman Amber Rose Barnes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

79 Once again...a fine ONT.
Thanks
MH!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2022 10:18 PM (Xw6OM)

80 36
Could be worse. This one got stuck in my head when it was sung in a sitcom I watched with my family singing along.
https://tinyurl.com/3dnej83n

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 27, 2022 10:18 PM (roH4R)

81 Or the trailer. I like the trailer too.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (U2p+3)


The nice thing about that location is there is probably minimal mildew. Anything that old here smells like a hot cellar that will grown mushrooms on your lungs

The downside are the scorpions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 10:18 PM (xhaym)

82 73 Everyone should send Chani a resume . Not necessarily your resume , just a resume
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 10:16 PM (XY2CK)

That would be funny.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

83 voting for her ilk would stop hurricanes.

Bastardi said in the last 50 years there have been 5 major hurricanes to hit the eastern seaboard. In the preceding 50 years the eastern seaboard was hit with 18 major hurricanes. iirc

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:19 PM (PAY0n)

84 73 Everyone should send Chani a resume . Not necessarily your resume , just a resume
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 10:16 PM (XY2CK)


I was thinking about the Assyrian king Ashurnasirpal II this afternoon. The one that threw 10 day parties and slaughtered everyone who got in his way. Now I really want to ghostwrite a job application...

Posted by: CppThis at September 27, 2022 10:19 PM (UewuT)

85 Twenty bucks for the whole trailer park.
Posted by: J Carville at September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)


Same as in town?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

86 What happened to the Redskins game was that Dan Snyder is still their owner.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Yh3xC)

87 perineum sunning” for at least three minutes at a time apparently creates a surge in energy equivalent to “walking around in the sun all day

Right, it burns your ass.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:21 PM (PAY0n)

88 And with #perineumsunning currently getting over 2.7 million views on TikTok, it’s not even particularly niche as a “wellness” trend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


And what happens when you sunburn your perineum?

Taint pleasant, I'm sure.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:21 PM (P1f+c)

89 Is that the infamous Heidi Bowl?

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

Yep.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)

90 Nor recommended for taints.

Posted by: Coppertone at September 27, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

91 Nice tune behind the top photo, Mis Hum. Ian looks so young there...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2022 10:23 PM (Oaem6)

92 Some aspiring young medical student is going to specialize in anal melanoma and make a mint in 20 years.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 27, 2022 10:23 PM (BJKQV)

93 Wild dogs are dangerous and should be taken out. They often don't have any fear of humans.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 27, 2022 10:23 PM (pCXlW)

94 81 Or the trailer. I like the trailer too.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

The nice thing about that location is there is probably minimal mildew. Anything that old here smells like a hot cellar that will grown mushrooms on your lungs

The downside are the scorpions.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 10:18 PM (xhaym)
--------
Wait! I thought the Scorpions were in Germany. Probably on a revival tour.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:23 PM (sy5kK)

95 35 That husky story made my blood boil. I hope that bitch roasts in Hell for eternity. That poor sweet pup
Posted by: jewells45


I didn't read it because it would have had me pacing up and down and ranting. I'm under the impression that she thinks of herself as a hunter. Hunters take their dogs very seriously. She'll be lucky if she isn't run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

96 gays took to social media to chide Netflix for putting the show under the "LGBTQ" category, with one TikTok user saying, "I know this is technically true but this is not the representation we’re looking for."

I like seeing women. I know Ted Bundy was technically straight but he is not the heterosexual representation I'm looking for.

Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2022 10:24 PM (emlEe)

97 Ahem. I will only say this once, Ms Ardern.

GFY, and get your mouth off that Chinese Communist Party dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

But, I like it there.

Posted by: Chinese Communist Party Dick at September 27, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)

98 Speaking of Dahmer is anyone watching the Netflix show about him? I have a few friends watching it. I don't think I could handle it.
Posted by: jewells45

Just finished. It was amazingly well made.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MGB5H)

99 Everyone should send Chani a resume . Not necessarily your resume , just a resume
Posted by: Sock Monkey


That sounds like a job for ZOD. Before whom Chani will kneel.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:25 PM (P1f+c)

100 Malhotra’s paper concludes what many heavily censored brave experts have been saying for months—the massive push to get the mRNA COVID-19 jab into the arms of humanity serves a purely sinister purpose

Welcome to the club, pal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 10:26 PM (Xrfse)

101 My children were born in New York but now live in Texas. I sometimes wish we had never moved.

I moved from New York City to Houston, following my husband at the time.

I'm still learning to deal with Texas things like floods and snakes.
----
I guess suggesting she move to Australia is not worth the effort.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gila Monsters? at September 27, 2022 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

102 I consider my children New Yorkers more than Texans and sometimes wish we were still there.

So do your Texan neighbors.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Xrfse)

103 So...in England Charles, aka King Chuck, is picking up the name C Rex. No truth to the rumor he is looking to change his name to Thomas.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:27 PM (anj39)

104 in fairness, I moved from nyc to houston, they are different but both have advantages and disadvantages, with the hardest bit being texas residents do not know how to pronounce the tname of the city/.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:29 PM (lrG9X)

105 Okay,, I heard she shot a husky Shepard mix pup, which would be very wolfish. Also, the pup was one of 12 dumped by the owner, and all have parvo. Seems to me the bad guy here is the dumper, for both dumping and not medically caring for his dogs. Parvo is almost invariably fatal, and, if the shooter was licensed to hunt wolf, I see no issue with her. (Though I love dogs)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2022 10:29 PM (DXJR1)

106 Dahmer. It doesn't get discussed much, but everything he did came from movies and TV.

The head in the aquarium came from Silence of the Lambs. The yellow contact lenses from the Emperor in Star Wars.

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)

107 66 That job ad can’t be real. Can it?
Posted by: Joe XiDen


Are you doubting the stupidity of the left?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

108 Wild dogs are dangerous and should be taken out. They often don't have any fear of humans.
Posted by: goodluckduck

as a very slight, and no weight, pre teen. i have been treed multiple times by wild dog packs while hunting in the kisatchie national forest. they have no fear of humans. my father was treed along with me at least twice. i enjoy removing feral dogs from the environment. they are a danger to any person that is unaware of what's happening around them.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 27, 2022 10:30 PM (3CCua)

109 So do your Texan neighbors.
Posted by: N


in fairness, do not be a dick

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:31 PM (lrG9X)

110 also known as “perineum sunning”
----
Also known as 'fecal aroma dump'? Just an excuse to show off your puny tool and aerate the smelly area.

Posted by: Ciampino - is that an earwig? at September 27, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)

111 All the stations up here don't sign off with Dixie
The way they did in sweet home Alabam
The people here don't sip Jack Daniels whiskey
The way they do in that Tennessee mountain land

Posted by: Hank Williams, Jr. at September 27, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)

112 I'm an atheist, so I didn't care about what other people believe that name is supposed to represent

Of course.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 10:31 PM (Xrfse)

113 105 Okay,, I heard she shot a husky Shepard mix pup,



Look at the photo, it wasn't what you heard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

114 ..So...in England Charles, aka King Chuck, is picking up the name C Rex. No truth to the rumor he is looking to change his name to Thomas. Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:27 PM (anj39)

Before the night is out, I'll wager that there'll be a P-shop of him in the full uniform, epaulets, sash and all, but with tiny T-Rex sized arms reaching down only to mid-torso.

Don't know who'll be the artist, nor of which website it'll first appear. But appear it shall, and I can but hope that the P-Shopper pics the exact right image to alter, and brings some "A" grade talent to the game.

It'll be glorious, if so!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2022 10:31 PM (e6UQI)

115 That sounds like a job for ZOD. Before whom Chani will kneel.
Posted by: mikeski

I'm imagining the reaction . I am picturing shelter in place

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 10:32 PM (XY2CK)

116 Hours and hours of 90 mph winds tomorrow in Florida. Not a good day to go shopping for trailers.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2022 10:32 PM (amJF4)

117 Could have already been mentioned, but Dr Aseem also has a book out called 'A Statin Fee Life.'

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 27, 2022 10:33 PM (R2Is7)

118 105 Parvo is almost invariably fatal, and, if the shooter was licensed to hunt wolf, I see no issue with her. (Though I love dogs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2022 10:29 PM (DXJR1)


Be that as it may, blasting a puppy and then bragging about it on social media is just asking for an epic trolling spree. Perhaps the lesson to be learned here is that posting crap on the internet is not a recipe for success!

Posted by: CppThis at September 27, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)

119 Say it taint so!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 27, 2022 10:33 PM (w2Z7l)

120 I've always heard lots about the Big Apple
So I thought I'd come up here and see
But all I've seen so far is one big hassle
Wish I was camped out on the Okeechobee

Posted by: Hank Williams, Jr. at September 27, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)

121 in fairness, do not be a dick

In fairness...eh, never mind. Not worth it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 10:33 PM (Xrfse)

122 Hunters are supposed to know what they're shooting at.


I guess, "Supposed to," is just make believe.

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2022 10:34 PM (oTZbj)

123 in fairness, the dog hunting bitch is too stupid to have a vote

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:34 PM (lrG9X)

124 Perineum sunning? Brilliant! Buy my product and capture more sun in LESS TIME!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid's Bum Funnel at September 27, 2022 10:35 PM (3Or4S)

125 In fairness...eh, never mind. Not worth it.
Posted by: N


in fairness, if you think everything about texas is better than everything about new york, you are just not thinking.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:35 PM (lrG9X)

126 Yes fuckcancer but remember it took senator McCain from us. So...

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 27, 2022 10:36 PM (q7YwT)

127

In my home town, a local prominent bagged an owl during turkey season, then tied it out on the boot of his luxury automobile to proudly display his trophy as he drove back to town as he'd seen deer hunters do...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 10:36 PM (ezIhU)

128 104 in fairness, I moved from nyc to houston, they are different but both have advantages and disadvantages, with the hardest bit being texas residents do not know how to pronounce the tname of the city/.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:29 PM (lrG9X)
----
Hou us?
Arkansas is also mispronounced. Kansas is similar to canvas. The other should be 'Ah Kansas'.

Posted by: Ciampino - How did Livorno become Leghorn? at September 27, 2022 10:36 PM (qfLjt)

129 Boy, wait 'til Meg hears about this thing called "radio".

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2022 10:36 PM (vRPav)

130 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 27, 2022 10:36 PM (q7YwT)

Jus' saying bro', now is not a great time to be posting cancer jokes, especially here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

131 Re: Dog vs wolf.

Nope, feral dogs do plenty of damage to livestock. They are one of the excuses that the feds use to avoid paying ranchers for wolf killed livestock.

And I don't care if it's an alleged domestic animal. if i'm in the woods and it's coming at me growling and barking I would shoot it too.

If for no other reason than I don't know whether it's rabid.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 10:38 PM (BS/QC)

132 Also known as 'fecal aroma dump'? Just an excuse to show off your puny tool and aerate the smelly area.
Posted by: Ciampino - is that an earwig?


My cooter candles could solve the aroma problem.

Posted by: Gwyneth at September 27, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

133 That trailer looks in pretty good shape except, you know, no wheels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:39 PM (PAY0n)

134 in fairness, in nyc houston is pronounced "howston", and since ny is older than texas, it is probably pronounced right there and wrong in texas

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:39 PM (lrG9X)

135 if i'm in the woods and it's coming at me growling and barking I would shoot it too.

If for no other reason than I don't know whether it's rabid.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 10:38 PM (BS/QC)


If it's a growling, barking Democrat, it's rabid.

Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2022 10:40 PM (emlEe)

136 Also known as 'fecal aroma dump'? Just an excuse to show off your puny tool and aerate the smelly area.
Posted by: Ciampino - is that an earwig?

My cooter candles could solve the aroma problem.
Posted by: Gwyneth at September 27, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

Your candles just cover over the problem. What's needed is a good session with a power washer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 27, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)

137 Brits pronounce it Whoston.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 10:40 PM (AmoqO)

138 118 105 Parvo is almost invariably fatal, and, if the shooter was licensed to hunt wolf, I see no issue with her. (Though I love dogs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2022 10:29 PM (DXJR1)

Be that as it may, blasting a puppy and then bragging about it on social media is just asking for an epic trolling spree. Perhaps the lesson to be learned here is that posting crap on the internet is not a recipe for success!
Posted by: CppThis


The whole skinning thing is going to set people off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

139 in fairness, if you think everything about texas is better than everything about new york, you are just not thinking.
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:35 PM (lrG9X)


True dat!
I cannot get a fresh bagel at 0400 in Texas, but I can go to a 7-11 in Texas at 0400 and not get mugged!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)

140 Well, if this bears out, I guess those hoping for a Trump / DeSantis ticket are going to be disappointed. If.

https://tinyurl.com/2p935r6u

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (ayzS/)

141 Brits pronounce it Whoston.
Posted by: J


in fairness, they are fags

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (lrG9X)

142 116 Hours and hours of 90 mph winds tomorrow in Florida. Not a good day to go shopping for trailers.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2022 10:32 PM (amJF4)
----
Use the occasion to skip the ones laying on their sides as they obviously are not sturdy enough.

Posted by: Ciampino - sleeping on the job at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

143 If this is the promised land
I've had all I can stand
Wish I was down in Houston town tonight
Well I just don't fit in
And I'll never come back again
I'm busted here with Dixie on my mind
Oh, I'm stuck up here
And I got Dixie on my mind

Posted by: Hank Williams, Jr. at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

144 Well, as a dog owner, I have to say that the Montana woman is not a monster for shooting that dog. It looks enough like a young wolf to be confusing in a bad light, and if it aggressive and charging at her, she had little choice but to shoot it.

Ultimately, the person responsible for the critter's sad end is the one who dumped them in the woods.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (BVWhU)

145 Hey!

That video of Randy Bachman and Fred Turner has Paul Schafer on keyboards!

Nice. Paul gets around. Helluva musician and keyboard player.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (sy5kK)

146 "the scandalous name she picked"
Well, I've been a believer for a loooong time that at 18 a person should be able to go to court and have their name changed. And, if the judge agrees that the original name was heinous or chosen with dangerous indifference to the life quality of the child, he can order the parents out behind the courthouse, where their offspring are allowed to beat them senseless.

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (vRPav)

147 Cancer sucks fuck cancer. I didn't mean to poke any open wounds. Sorry. I've lost friends and relatives too.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (q7YwT)

148
Be that as it may, blasting a puppy and then bragging about it on social media is just asking for an epic trolling spree. Perhaps the lesson to be learned here is that posting crap on the internet is not a recipe for success!
Posted by: CppThis at September 27, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)

This. A boatload of times this. The vile creature dumped pups that he didn't take care of, and could have surrendered to the humane society. But this Cruella de Vil skinned the pup and showed it off. She deserves all the spite aimed at her.

Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (JrN/x)

149 Well, if this bears out, I guess those hoping for a Trump / DeSantis ticket are going to be disappointed. If.

https://tinyurl.com/2p935r6u

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM



Is ukie dezimformatsiya!

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (ezIhU)

150 >>> 90 Nor recommended for taints.
Posted by: Coppertone
--------------------------

That part of the body is oft referred to as, 'where the sun don't shine', for a reason.

'

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (PAY0n)

151 nothing wrong with shooting a feral dog with parvo.

but please don't skin the poor thing and then act like an ill PUPPY is some kind of trophy.

girl is a psycho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (w0NJk)

152 True dat!
I cannot get a fresh bagel at 0400 in Texas, but I can go to a 7-11 in Texas at 0400 and not get mugged!
Posted by: Commissar H


in fairness, the violence in houston is as bad as ny

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (lrG9X)

153 How did Sam pronounce it I wonder.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 10:43 PM (AmoqO)

154 141 Brits pronounce it Whoston.
Posted by: J


in fairness, they are fags
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (lrG9X)


Thats what they smoke.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

155 Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was Ghey as they come...AND a depraved Psychopath to boot.

He lunched on the Ghey of his ilk....Munch...munch.

But Like MONKEYPOX the LBGTXYZ whishes we should not EVER observe the OBVIOUS

because you would be a HOMOPHOBIC/RACIST/hobbyist of small race cars/ AND WHITE/...MALES!!!!

RRRRREEEHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (J00IM)

156 If it was a clean shot, it was probably a mercy compared to dying of parvo, starvation, or being torn apart by real wolves. She clearly had a predator license, and not sure what I misread re Shepard/Husky mix. Can't argue the impolitic nature of her post, but would retort that this place is not exactly finishing school. Anyway, I'm done Atticus Finching for the dog killer, go ahead and lynch her next to the lion shooting dentist, you perfect paragon of justice. I'm still going hunting this season.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (DXJR1)

157 151 nothing wrong with shooting a feral dog with parvo.

but please don't skin the poor thing and then act like an ill PUPPY is some kind of trophy.

girl is a psycho
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (w0NJk)


I don't believe a thing that puppy murderer said in the story. She's a lying sack of shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

158 in fairness, the violence in houston is as bad as ny
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:42 PM (lrG9X)

No it isn't! You take that back!

Posted by: Houston Mayor Turner at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)

159 Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (ayzS/)

Uggghhhh....

In all fairness, daily mail and unnamed sources. Might want to think about that.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (1DgE4)

160 I'm still going hunting this season.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (DXJR1)

So am I.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

161 It's, "HOOston.

Posted by: Ursa at September 27, 2022 10:45 PM (oTZbj)

162 in fairness, they are fags

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (lrG9X)

They smoke those.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)

163 Good evening all!
Son and his team won a baseball tournament in Georgia this past weekend, and tonight he gave up a night of baseball practice to work at the food pantry at our church.

Posted by: Jmel at September 27, 2022 10:45 PM (bVhJi)

164 nothing wrong with shooting a feral dog with parvo.
but please don't skin the poor thing and then act like an ill PUPPY is some kind of trophy.
girl is a psycho
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Exactly. Defending yourself from a feral dog, possibly rabid, is fine. Laying out the skin on the bed of your truck like a wolfskin rug and taking glamour shots with it, I assume bunnies would be boiled.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:46 PM (P1f+c)

165 That Quote II about B.C., all I can think about is RCMP is assoh - after the shit they pulled during the trucker demo. I have no respect for them and I hope people tool down names for when TSHTF. They are analogous to our FEEBEES.

Posted by: Ciampino - RCMP/FBI need to sun their crotches at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (qfLjt)

166 "but please don't skin the poor thing and then act like an ill PUPPY is some kind of trophy."

Well, maybe not a trophy...

But it wasn't someone else's pet that you'd have to compensate them for, and if it had a nice pelt, why not do something useful with it?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (BS/QC)

167 It's, "HOOston.
Posted by: Ursa at September 27, 2022 10:45 PM (oTZbj)

We sing it more like 'Youston'.
Youston means that I'm one day closer to you.

Posted by: The Gatlin Brothers at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (4I/2K)

168 I don't believe a thing that puppy murderer said in the story. She's a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)


Dammit MisHum, what got you on the genteel refined kick tonight?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

169 I don't believe a thing that puppy murderer said in the story. She's a lying sack of shit.

no me either and btw I saw this way before the Daily Mail story. it stinks to high heaven and she is a LOONY

the people here on the other side of this clearly haven't seen all the pics. it's RIDICULOUS

that bitch? she is making fun of you guys, well I mean she's making fun of hunters like me too - she's mobying the very act of hunting.

I have hunted (birds, with dogs "helping") since I was 12. what she did here is not hunting. it's not animal management, which I also support to the point it would probably make the soft-hearted wince.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (w0NJk)

170 I'm admittedly a bit concerned about the hurricane--got some relatives a few miles away from where it's expected to make landfall. They probably should have evacuated; as I told them via phone earlier, the "Gulf access" part of their property listing also means that the Gulf can access them.

Posted by: CppThis at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT)

171 168 I don't believe a thing that puppy murderer said in the story. She's a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

Dammit MisHum, what got you on the genteel refined kick tonight?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)


Caffeine?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:48 PM (aA3+G)

172 Posted by: Jmel at September 27, 2022 10:45 PM (bVhJi)

Congrats and a "Well Done!" to you, your family and your son!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

173 Thats what they smoke.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

Heh.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 10:49 PM (AmoqO)

174 153 How did Sam pronounce it I wonder.
Posted by: Javems
-------------------------

Just read and article which I can't quote but it was more like NY than it is pronounced today. But how can one believe what he reads? It was probably written by a Yankee.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:49 PM (PAY0n)

175 But it wasn't someone else's pet that you'd have to compensate them for, and if it had a nice pelt, why not do something useful with it?


again, I see nothing wrong with using the pelt

she wasn't going to use the pelt

she was showing off that she skinned a puppy. that was clearly a puppy. on Insta.

and btw she initially claimed this was a wolf. she's not right in the head. please think a little bit harder about being on her side. again, there's a lot more to this than the Daily Mail story showed you. but even that - use your eyes!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 10:49 PM (w0NJk)

176 Caffeine?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:48 PM (aA3+G)


Ah, yes that would do it this late at night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

177 She wouldn't know what a predator was if it bit her in the ass.

I have a lot of sympathy. I get so sick of dog owners not controlling their dogs and then claiming "oh he's just friendly" as their precious fvcking predator launches itself slobbering and snarling at me on my bike.

Yeah, he's friendly to you, bitch. Not so friendly to me. When you're the only other human around and the dog owner gets startled (which happens despite best efforts if I am riding in the woods), a lot of dogs go into attack mode. I've been bitten by supposedly friendly dogs several times. I swear one day I am going to break a dog's neck.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 27, 2022 10:50 PM (g1EEm)

178 These people never smile or say a word
They're all too busy tryin' to make an extra dime
Oh, I'd love to haul 'em all down around Spartanburg
And show 'em how to raise Hell in Caroline

Posted by: Hank Williams, Jr at September 27, 2022 10:50 PM (4I/2K)

179 There used to be a time when you could get money for coyote pelts, but now I prefer to shoot, shovel, shut up.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 27, 2022 10:50 PM (w2Z7l)

180 "people need to vote Democrats in during the midterms and used hurricane Ian barreling down on Florida as an example of why Democrats deserve power"


That makes no sense. the inflation-climate bill has not stopped inflation or hurricanes and that is supposed to convince me to vote for the Dems how?

Posted by: Ripley at September 27, 2022 10:51 PM (PTDkx)

181 I do like the look of that trailer. I had the chance to buy an Airstream from a brother-in-law decades ago. Missed opportunity.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 10:51 PM (AmoqO)

182 I'm looking at Joe who is laying at my feet looking at me. His tail is thumping the floor.
Told him he's getting old and to quit farting.
He just licks my ankle and rolls over for a belly rub.
Yeah.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

183 Hog killing?

Every day...Morning to night and put on them Night-optics for the dark...and Thermals to make em stand out.

Cause HOG SLAYING should be a 24/7 operation in some states...as it is these days.

And should be expanded.

YUM BACON!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2022 10:51 PM (J00IM)

184 "Why Are People Sunning Their Arseholes on TikTok?"

Wanna feel warmth down there? Eat some Carolina Reapers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

185 98 Speaking of Dahmer is anyone watching the Netflix show about him? I have a few friends watching it. I don't think I could handle it.
Posted by: jewells45

Just finished. It was amazingly well made.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:25 PM

They put a lot of heart into it.
Also, a couple of lungs.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 27, 2022 10:52 PM (zbmv/)

186 I swear one day I am going to break a dog's neck.
Posted by: quantum mechanic


Pepper spray. It isn't just for humans.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:52 PM (U2p+3)

187 Heh, that Polish EU Parliament member who thanked the US for bombing Russia's gas pipeline turns out to be a former defense minister for the country, which suggests he has more idea what he's talking about than a random parliamentarian.

Per ZH, his personal twitter feed has now been labelled "Russian disinformation" which means it's 100% true.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (kOpft)

188 ice ONT, MisHum, Thank you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (a4EWo)

189 "he was showing off that she skinned a puppy. that was clearly a puppy. on Insta....she initially claimed this was a wolf."

Huskies are pretty wolfish looking dogs.

I personally don't hunt, so I don't know how much dismantlement is customary to do in the field. or if there's a difference between what you pack out from taking a prey animal vs what you pack out from taking a predator.

Since you do, perhaps you could enlighten me?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (BS/QC)

190 Meant nice, but ice works too, I suppose.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2022 10:54 PM (a4EWo)

191 188 ice ONT, MisHum, Thank you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (a4EWo)


Up where he lives, MisHum is known as a cool dude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:54 PM (hOUT3)

192 Shoot a potentially rabid animal, yes, I'd do that. Probably a few times to make sure.

Skin and dress that potentially rabid animal, no. That sounds like a good way to expose myself to rabies.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:54 PM (P1f+c)

193 Speaking of Dahmer is anyone watching the Netflix show about him? I have a few friends watching it. I don't think I could handle it.
Posted by: jewells45

Just finished. It was amazingly well made.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MGB5H)


I only made it halfway thru the first episode. Every minute is chilling and extremely disturbing. The pervasive evil was just too much for me. Husband is still watching but even he can only take so much at a time. But the show is definitely well made. done.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2022 10:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

194 I don't know any rancher that hasn't both rescued lost and abandoned dogs on their property, *and* shot the fk outta obvious feral dogs, be they solo or in packs.

Friend in South Texas will watch the pack for a while, figure out which dog is Alpha, and that's his first target. Really brainfuzles the other dogs when the top one goes down.

Dogicide. On a working ranch, it's as necessary as can be. Those packs can, will and do take down pretty much any livestock or ranch pets that they lay teeth on.

Come the burning times, it's going to be just as necessary to take out the suburban and urban packs, too. Yes, sometimes even the dogs.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (e6UQI)

195 I've hunted for years.
I don't have a problem with killing feral dogs.
I don't have a problem with killing wolves or coyotes or foxes

What I have a problem is killing a dog going on social media claiming it was a vicious wild critter.

If she made a mistake then bury it and STFU.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

196 "That sounds like a good way to expose myself to rabies."

Yeah, fair point.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (BS/QC)

197 47 People who eat vegetables are "Vegitatians," fish eaters are "Pescatarians." Ergo - Dhamer was a true Humanitarian.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 27, 2022 10:11 PM (BJKQV)
----
So muff eaters are Carpetarians ? If the lady is Iranian then Persian Carpetarian?

Posted by: Ciampino - drapes are nice too at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

198 188 ice ONT, MisHum, Thank you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (a4EWo)

One cube for every two fingers of scotch.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)

199 182 I'm looking at Joe who is laying at my feet looking at me. His tail is thumping the floor.
Told him he's getting old and to quit farting.
He just licks my ankle and rolls over for a belly rub.
Yeah.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

Joe Biden is in Bonney Lake WA this evening? Huh.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2022 10:56 PM (sy5kK)

200
I'm looking at Joe who is laying at my feet looking at me. His tail is thumping the floor.
Told him he's getting old and to quit farting.
He just licks my ankle and rolls over for a belly rub.
Yeah.
Posted by: Diogenes


Are you at the White House?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 10:56 PM (63Dwl)

201 They put a lot of heart into it.
Also, a couple of lungs.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate


Worked their fingers to the bone, they did.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:56 PM (P1f+c)

202 I only made it halfway thru the first episode. Every minute is chilling and extremely disturbing. The pervasive evil was just too much for me. Husband is still watching but even he can only take so much at a time. But the show is definitely well made. done.
Posted by: LASue at

I definitely didn't binge through it in a day as I normally do. Took me a week because as LASue says every episode is so intense in heavy. But if you find that stuff interesting it's an absolutely riveting show. And as stated is a master class in series making.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)

203 What I have a problem is killing a dog going on social media claiming it was a vicious wild critter.

If she made a mistake then bury it and STFU.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Why it is almost like "social media" is a disincentive for being (and staying) civilized!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

204 193 Speaking of Dahmer is anyone watching the Netflix show about him? I have a few friends watching it. I don't think I could handle it.
Posted by: jewells45

Just finished. It was amazingly well made.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MGB5H)


I only made it halfway thru the first episode. Every minute is chilling and extremely disturbing. The pervasive evil was just too much for me. Husband is still watching but even he can only take so much at a time. But the show is definitely well made. done.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2022 10:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

ARe they upset by the John Wayne Gacey one too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

205 So muff eaters are Carpetarians ? If the lady is Iranian then Persian Carpetarian?
Posted by: Ciampino - drapes are nice too


If hardwood instead, I guess they're a beaver? That's confusing.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:57 PM (P1f+c)

206 What I have a problem is killing a dog going on social media claiming it was a vicious wild critter.

If she made a mistake then bury it and STFU.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

That I can agree with. Facebook is a toxic Leftist cesspool. Hunters should not post their kills there, even if 100% legit. Just begging for trouble.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2022 10:58 PM (LGxPL)

207
Cool enough here in Brazoria County to turn the AC off in the kennel and leave the screen door.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2022 10:58 PM (iBQ63)

208 I'm looking at Joe who is laying at my feet looking at me. His tail is thumping the floor.
Told him he's getting old and to quit farting.
He just licks my ankle and rolls over for a belly rub.
Yeah.
Posted by: Diogenes

Are you at the White House?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at Sept


*extreme golf clap*

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

209 ARe they upset by the John Wayne Gacey one too?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hes in the final episode of Dahmer too. Also a "cameo" by Ed Gein.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (MGB5H)

210 Come the burning times, it's going to be just as necessary to take out the suburban and urban packs, too. Yes, sometimes even the dogs.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (e6UQI)


This.
Although I'll feel a bit bad for the four legged ones.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (anj39)

211 Per ZH, his personal twitter feed has now been labelled "Russian disinformation" which means it's 100% true.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (kOpft)


The idea that someone Polish would have their comments labelled Russian Disinformation is quite funny in a sad way. Does no one know History anymore?

Besides, FJB said we'd destroy the Nord Stream pipeline if Russia invaded the Ukraine.

Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (emlEe)

212 Gooch? What happened to "taint?"
Posted by: 29Victor
-----

Locally, there is a mountain naed 'Gooche's Peak'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Zk6oW)

213 209 ARe they upset by the John Wayne Gacey one too?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hes in the final episode of Dahmer too. Also a "cameo" by Ed Gein.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (MGB5H)

Sexual freaks and serial killers all in one. LGBT doesn't like that exposure.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:00 PM (ynpvh)

214 What I have a problem is killing a dog going on social media claiming it was a vicious wild critter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
-------------

I read this as a dog opening a Twitter account and saying - look at me, I'm not a domesticated friend to mankind, I'm a wild critter! GRR!

Maybe I should go to bed early.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 27, 2022 11:00 PM (RG7Wy)

215 Good evening morons and thanks mh

I ran out of gas in Sullivan County one night. When I got back to my car with gas, I had a ticket for illegal parking.

The fine was $3 and I went to court to fight it. But the case before mine was about a guy who ran down a hotel guest in the parking lot at the Pines. So I paid the fine and left.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2022 11:01 PM (EZebt)

216 Downtown NYC or downtown Houston. Is it okay to say nyet to both?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 27, 2022 11:01 PM (1DgE4)

217 198 188 ice ONT, MisHum, Thank you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (a4EWo)

One cube for every two fingers of scotch.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:55 PM (anj39)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

218 I read this as a dog opening a Twitter account and saying - look at me, I'm not a domesticated friend to mankind, I'm a wild critter! GRR!

Maybe I should go to bed early.
Posted by: Colonel Travis


On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (P1f+c)

219 Are you at the White House?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at Sept


*extreme golf clap*
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
***

Well crap.
Here I was feeling all warm and fuzzy about my dog and I totally screw up the post.
Can't get anything past the Horde.
Next time a cat.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)

220 he can order the parents out behind the courthouse, where their offspring are allowed to beat them senseless.
Posted by: GWB
-------
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (Zk6oW)

221 Kat is a terrible host.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:03 PM (63Dwl)

222 Locally, there is a mountain naed 'Gooche's Peak'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Zk6oW)

There are three named Les trois tétons.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:04 PM (AmoqO)

223 88
And what happens when you sunburn your perineum?

Taint pleasant, I'm sure.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
----
You stand all day at the office and you put the TP in the freezer.

Posted by: Ciampino - put the TP in the icebox at September 27, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

224 Shouldn't Netflix give Dahmer a special stripe on the LGBTBBQ+ flag instead of dropping the flag altogether?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2022 11:05 PM (xxG/v)

225 "She wouldn't know what a predator was if it bit her in the ass. Please keep her away from Black Lab puppies."

Are we pretending that feral, diseased dogs are not dangerous predators now?

Posted by: Sjg at September 27, 2022 11:06 PM (gDSJf)

226 Can't get anything past the Horde.
Next time a cat.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)

I read my comments out loud before posting and still get caught.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:06 PM (AmoqO)

227
The only time I go through Houston is Sunday morning. Otherwise I avoid the place like the plague.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2022 11:06 PM (iBQ63)

228 >>>"That was kind of dumb. Don’t do this again. It’s not fair."

$200 for a penalty. Sheeet. That's worth the risk.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2022 11:06 PM (hVqGz)

229 Kat is a terrible host.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:03 PM (63Dwl)


Honestly? I never understood how she got the gig in the first place, much less sit in the Captain's chair.

I know, I know, that's heresy around these parts.

Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2022 11:06 PM (emlEe)

230 Shouldn't Netflix give Dahmer a special stripe on the LGBTBBQ+ flag instead of dropping the flag altogether?

Maybe just nibble off a corner.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 11:07 PM (kOpft)

231 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding at September 27, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)

232 Regarding Quote II, that delivery driver got off was too easy. $200 plus a $30 "victim" surcharge, which I'll be the victim never gets?

If I had been the judge, it would have been a thousand-dollar fine, plus pay all the back parking tickets, and pucker up and kiss the victim's ass on the 6:00 news.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2022 11:07 PM (LGxPL)

233 >>>"This is not a position where no trial is possible but a situation where individual advocates have taken a decision not to attend."

If judges don't want to keep criminals in jail, what do we need judges for?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2022 11:07 PM (hVqGz)

234 That woman in Montana apparently never heard of the cattleman's creed when dealing with wolves and which she should have followed: Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2022 11:08 PM (xxG/v)

235 The Blue Book came today. It has all the referendums, etc. and politicians in it. Lordy, it's over 100 pages long.

Posted by: Infidel at September 27, 2022 11:08 PM (+J0HH)

236 The "Time" is coming.

Putin gonna flex and Brandon will go to ground.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2022 11:08 PM (J00IM)

237 218 I read this as a dog opening a Twitter account and saying - look at me, I'm not a domesticated friend to mankind, I'm a wild critter! GRR!

Maybe I should go to bed early.
Posted by: Colonel Travis

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Posted by: mikeski at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (P1f+c)

"I'm not a cat!" --lawyer

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

238 231 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding at September 27, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)

++++

How'd he get into your pajamas?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2022 11:09 PM (hVqGz)

239 "....in the mud and the blood and the beer."

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (Zk6oW)

Sounds like an Infantry soldier.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)

240 219 Are you at the White House?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at Sept
*extreme golf clap*
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
***
Well crap.
Here I was feeling all warm and fuzzy about my dog and I totally screw up the post.
Can't get anything past the Horde.
Next time a cat.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)

Gotta be careful talking about patting your pussy here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

241 Kat is a terrible host.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:03 PM



She can "host" my generative appendage...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:09 PM (RC8BH)

242 224 Shouldn't Netflix give Dahmer a special stripe on the LGBTBBQ+ flag instead of dropping the flag altogether?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 27, 2022 11:05 PM (xxG/v)

Special diet?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

243 Here's one of Hunter doing business with the Chinese but no mention of a "honeypot".

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 11:10 PM (PAY0n)

244 He just licks my ankle and rolls over for a belly rub.
Yeah.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

How does it feel being manipulated by an animal with an IQ not more than a few points greater than Biden's?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XIJ/X)

245 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Posted by: Capt. Spalding

How he got in my pajamas I'll
Never know.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 11:11 PM (MGB5H)

246 "....in the mud and the blood and the beer."

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at September 27, 2022 11:02 PM (Zk6oW)

Sounds like an Infantry soldier.
Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)


Yup.
Thats the best line in the song.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:11 PM (anj39)

247 "I'm not a cat!" --lawyer

For those that missed it: https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8

Go watch it right meow!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 27, 2022 11:11 PM (Bd6X8)

248 "Lucifer" is a Latin word that means "light bearer," but it's more widely known as the name of the devil.

And in the UK it’s more widely associated with fags.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 27, 2022 11:11 PM (U+Oxn)

249 Kat is a terrible host.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:03 PM

Turn the sound off and just admire her beauty.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 27, 2022 11:12 PM (1DgE4)

250 133 That trailer looks in pretty good shape except, you know, no wheels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:39 PM (PAY0n)
----
Well they fell off.

Posted by: Ciampino - we had a rhinocerus but the wheels fell off at September 27, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

251 248 "Lucifer" is a Latin word that means "light bearer," but it's more widely known as the name of the devil.

And in the UK it’s more widely associated with fags.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 27, 2022 11:11 PM (U+Oxn)

They used to take a drag on their fags.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

252 250 133 That trailer looks in pretty good shape except, you know, no wheels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:39 PM (PAY0n)
----
Well they fell off.

Posted by: Ciampino - we had a rhinocerus but the wheels fell off at September 27, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

Very airy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

253 That trailer looks in pretty good shape except, you know, no wheels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 10:39 PM (PAY0n)

----------

Maybe it's a Native American trailer. They didn't have wheels so they just dragged things around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:14 PM (Qzn2/)

254 Who's talking to Chris Wallace? It should be his financial adviser.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2022 11:14 PM (GwxCX)

255

Emily is utterly radiant this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:14 PM (RC8BH)

256 How does it feel being manipulated by an animal with an IQ not more than a few points greater than Biden's?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XIJ/X)


I know, right!?
He still makes me laugh when he drags his butt across the carpet and Mrs D gets pissed. I wonder if Dr Jill gets upset too?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:15 PM (anj39)

257 Pepper spray. It isn't just for humans.
Posted by: nurse ratched


It’s a thought. But Not real convenient on the bike. Hard to whip out while pedaling. And if I stop, then some owner is going to claim I deliberately provoked their precious Timmy. Mostly I manage to avoid them.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 27, 2022 11:15 PM (g1EEm)

258 The asshole sun-power crowd should hang solar panels on their ass cheeks so they can charge their iPhones too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)

259 Cavemen Smoked Fags...
https://is.gd/1ZY18M

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

260 Heh, that Polish EU Parliament member who thanked the US for bombing Russia's gas pipeline turns out to be a former defense minister for the country, which suggests he has more idea what he's talking about than a random parliamentarian.

Also married to Anne Applebaum, one of the most bloodthirsty of the "crush Russia" neocons.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

261 Maybe it's a Native American trailer. They didn't have wheels so they just dragged things around.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:14 PM

By the hair.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2022 11:16 PM (GwxCX)

262 258 The asshole sun-power crowd should hang solar panels on their ass cheeks so they can charge their iPhones too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)

Butt-plug charger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

263 Heh, that Polish EU Parliament member who thanked the US for bombing Russia's gas pipeline turns out to be a former defense minister for the country, which suggests he has more idea what he's talking about than a random parliamentarian.

Per ZH, his personal twitter feed has now been labelled "Russian disinformation" which means it's 100% true.
Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:53 PM (kOpft)

Whether he knows or not, his only goal in sharing that publicly is to turn a proxy war into a more direct one.

So screw him.

If he wants to expand the theatre, he should start by with his own country.

Posted by: Sjg at September 27, 2022 11:17 PM (gDSJf)

264 >>>I guess I'm unusual. I appreciate the endless choice of music. I've discovered a great number of artists.

I know what you mean, but sometimes if you are busy doing something, it's nice to just put on the tunes and not pay attention to it. But, some of these services like pushing a bunch of 2nd rate shit. Bands you barely heard of playing mediocre stuff, or top bands playing some of their stuff that was never popular.

So, you are stuck listening to stuff you really aren't into, or you have to keep skipping stuff, only to be told by the "service" that you have used up all your skips.

I like it much better if the service lets you build your own playlist with whatever you choose. When you got time, you can check out other playlists, but you have that choice.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2022 11:18 PM (hVqGz)

265 Honestly? I never understood how she got the gig in the first place, much less sit in the Captain's chair.

I know, I know, that's heresy around these parts.
Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2022 11:06 PM (emlEe)

===
How dare you. I demand satisfaction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2022 11:18 PM (EZebt)

266 Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:04 PM (AmoqO)

We're waiting for your story about the girl.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)

267 Heh, that Polish EU Parliament member who thanked the US for bombing Russia's gas pipeline

His Tweet thanking the US for sabotaging the pipelines is still up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

268 Before the SUV was invented the world had never seen hurricanes. Fact!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:19 PM (+50w1)

269 in fairness, they are fags
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (lrG9X)

Thats what they smoke.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
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During or only after sex?

Posted by: Ciampino - don't mistake the Vicks for the Vaseline at September 27, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

270 268 Before the SUV was invented the world had never seen hurricanes. Fact!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:19 PM (+50w1)

Well, just not the ones that identified as male.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)

271 269 in fairness, they are fags
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 27, 2022 10:41 PM (lrG9X)

Thats what they smoke.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
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During or only after sex?

Posted by: Ciampino - don't mistake the Vicks for the Vaseline at September 27, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

Sounds like...snuff...porn.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)

272 It’s a thought. But Not real convenient on the bike. Hard to whip out while pedaling. And if I stop, then some owner is going to claim I deliberately provoked their precious Timmy. Mostly I manage to avoid them.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

There's a Velcro band you can get that you wear
On your wrist. The pepper spray Activates kinda like spiderman's web. Handy if you're a runner or a bike rider.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

273 262 comments and no one's mentioned how exciting it would be to GET PAID to commit "gender-based violence"? You all drunk or something? (Whoever wrote the ad was certainly either drunk or illiterate or a bit of each.)

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 27, 2022 11:21 PM (p6eON)

274 And I like that trailer.

An Airstream would be fabulous, but who can afford those? Not me!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

275 They used to take a drag on their fags.

Smile, smile, smile!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 27, 2022 11:22 PM (U+Oxn)

276 There's a Velcro band you can get that you wear
On your wrist. The pepper spray Activates kinda like spiderman's web. Handy if you're a runner or a bike rider.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Or use a can of silly string and be Spiderman!

Posted by: mikeski, thinking ahead for Halloween at September 27, 2022 11:22 PM (P1f+c)

277

Kat is an absolute scream this evening!

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:23 PM (RC8BH)

278 And I like that trailer.

An Airstream would be fabulous, but who can afford those? Not me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
***

Heh.
A She Shed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:23 PM (anj39)

279 274 And I like that trailer.

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Do yourself a favor and pay extra for some wheels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:23 PM (Qzn2/)

280 I bet somewhere, sometime, someone went eagerly to a theater advertising 'snuff porn' and was quite disappointed to find that no one in the movie was sticking powdered tobacco up their noses while they screwed.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 27, 2022 11:24 PM (p6eON)

281 And I like that trailer.

An Airstream would be fabulous, but who can afford those? Not me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 11:21 PM

Many trailers here lower down to use as ice fishing houses when they aren't being used as campers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2022 11:24 PM (GwxCX)

282 278 And I like that trailer.

An Airstream would be fabulous, but who can afford those? Not me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
***

Heh.
A She Shed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:23 PM (anj39)

Kinda tongue twister...
she said a she shed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:25 PM (ynpvh)

283 I’m at a bar having a late ish dinner and there are TVs on, all with sports ball shows. Not actual games but shows about sportsball. And it’s so funny how so much shit is dissected endlessly. Does so and so have a bad relationship with so and so and can they make up before the playoffs?Can this guy overcome the loss and be ready tomorrow? It’s like the Kardasheans for dudes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:25 PM (+50w1)

284 Whether he knows or not, his only goal in sharing that publicly is to turn a proxy war into a more direct one.

So screw him.

If he wants to expand the theatre, he should start by with his own country.

Posted by: Sjg at September 27, 2022 11:17 PM (gDSJf)

I would be willing to bet a small amount that we have "Advisors" in country. Might not even be government employees. A lot of U.S. hardware over there.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)

285 ***Come the burning times, it's going to be just as necessary to take out the suburban and urban packs, too. Yes, sometimes even the dogs.***

ISWYDD

Posted by: cfo mom at September 27, 2022 11:26 PM (Q8bDL)

286 Kinda tongue twister...
she said a she shed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:25 PM (ynpvh)


Thats what she said.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:27 PM (anj39)

287 Trailers for sale or rent.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2022 11:27 PM (GwxCX)

288 Just contacted my daughter in Lakeland FL - monumentally unconcerned about the hurricane and taking very few precautions. Even though the current model is calling for a path very near her.

Intelligent decisions were never her strong suit.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 11:27 PM (LsEU/)

289 "Joe Biden has announced that he has ordered a search for the real culprits behind the Nord Stream 2 pipeline attack. He has named his special envoy for the project: O.J. Simpson."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 11:27 PM (I2/tG)

290 Rooms to rent

Fitty sense

Posted by: Roger Miller at September 27, 2022 11:28 PM (Qzn2/)

291 Has the Weather channel done the scene where the reporter is fighting strong winds and barely standing up, while a couple walks by normally in the background yet?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:29 PM (+50w1)

292 290 Rooms to rent

Fitty sense

Posted by: Roger Miller at September 27, 2022 11:28 PM (Qzn2/)

Fifty Cent with Nickeback--cost was 45 cents.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:29 PM (ynpvh)

293 I'm out gang.
I'm bushed.
Have a great evening.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (anj39)

294
I would be willing to bet a small amount that we have "Advisors" in country. Might not even be government employees. A lot of U.S. hardware over there.
Posted by: Javems


Blackwater Jack

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (63Dwl)

295 If you look in the window of that trailer you'll see a family of hillbillies whipping up a batch of meth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (w2Z7l)

296 Be that as it may, blasting a puppy and then bragging about it on social media is just asking for an epic trolling spree. Perhaps the lesson to be learned here is that posting crap on the internet is not a recipe for success!
Posted by: CppThis

This
Some people's brains just don't function


Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (XY2CK)

297 291 Has the Weather channel done the scene where the reporter is fighting strong winds and barely standing up, while a couple walks by normally in the background yet?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:29 PM (+50w1)

Or the canoes while people walk by in the water

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (ynpvh)

298 Has the Weather channel done the scene where the reporter is fighting strong winds and barely standing up, while a couple walks by normally in the background yet?

Microclimates do make for some really weird weather sometimes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (Bd6X8)

299

Kat has her own logo for this evening's show...

"TIMPF!"

One must wonder if this will become a regular thing...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (RC8BH)

300 I'm willing to take the vaccine, I'm just waiting for the long term studies to come in.

I'm willing to give it a shot in 2030 if the clinical data looks good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2022 11:31 PM (uhWXP)

301 I was in FL one summer where a hurricane was coming. And it was funny how the locals were meh about it while the National media was setting its pants.

Spoiler alert: it rained a lot, some trees fell,
Life went on.

Politics sis not the only thing the msm lies about.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:31 PM (+50w1)

302 298 Has the Weather channel done the scene where the reporter is fighting strong winds and barely standing up, while a couple walks by normally in the background yet?

Microclimates do make for some really weird weather sometimes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (Bd6X

Ian should hit DC. Would be an insurrection.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

303
"TIMPF!"

One must wonder if this will become a regular thing...
Posted by: Zettai


I hope not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:32 PM (63Dwl)

304 299

Kat has her own logo for this evening's show...

"TIMPF!"

One must wonder if this will become a regular thing...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:30 PM (RC8BH)

For some reason I think of that blue guy from the Marvel Comics that makes a "BAMPF" sould when he disappears...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

305 Nightcrawler

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

306 Kat is hosting Gutfeld.

Posted by: Theodore at September 27, 2022 11:32 PM (pGonq)

307 300 I'm willing to take the vaccine, I'm just waiting for the long term studies to come in.

I'm willing to give it a shot in 2030 if the clinical data looks good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2022 11:31 PM (uhWXP)

Do you have to take the worm, too? Oh wait, that's tequila.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

308 Which stadium will the cannibalism be happening in?

That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:33 PM (Qzn2/)

309 I'm willing to give it a shot in 2030 if the clinical data looks good.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2022 11:31 PM (uhWXP)


I am detecting a rational and cautious insurrectionist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 11:33 PM (hOUT3)

310 308 Which stadium will the cannibalism be happening in?

That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:33 PM (Qzn2/)

Still be in the Big Easy. In sympathy for Florida.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 27, 2022 11:34 PM (ynpvh)

311
I'm willing to give it a shot in 2030 if the clinical data looks good.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

So far, ain't lookin so promising

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 11:34 PM (XY2CK)

312 *waves to Hrothgar*

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 11:34 PM (JuZEe)

313 I hope not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2022 11:32 PM



Philistine...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:34 PM (RC8BH)

314 "Joe Biden has announced that he has ordered a search for the real culprits behind the Nord Stream 2 pipeline attack. He has named his special envoy for the project: O.J. Simpson."


Good thing OJ is available because the rest of our intelligence services are busy tracking down, monitoring and entrapping the 12 white nationalists on the verge of destroying our democracy.

Posted by: Ripley at September 27, 2022 11:36 PM (PTDkx)

315 I liked profit96 a lot more.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:36 PM (+50w1)

316 Make big Proffits!!!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2022 11:36 PM (aursc)

317 Www.Profit97.com

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"My closest companion"? You guys ain't poofters, are ya?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:37 PM (Qzn2/)

318 231 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding at September 27, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
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Why was it wearing your PJs and are you a very large man?

Posted by: Ciampino - don't mistake the Vicks for the Vaseline ever at September 27, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)

319 *Waves back at SMH*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 11:38 PM (hOUT3)

320 @BigJoeBastardi 3m

The NHC track at 11 pm matches our morning track. I believe the storm will be stronger tho. Think its a big problem NE Fla coast to SC partly because of strong onshore winds 36 hours before storm arrives.
St Johns River a real headache Euro realy cranking wind

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2022 11:38 PM (IyrhE)

321 I used to sun my perineum, but then I listened to Ame Bibabi and no longer have to. Its like having the sun in my pants!

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 27, 2022 11:40 PM (+I6Y/)

322 I used to sun my perineum, but then I listened to Ame Bibabi and no longer have to. Its like having the sun in my pants!

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 27, 2022 11:40 PM



**SNORT**

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2022 11:41 PM (CucB/)

323 One nice thing about constantly losing to Democrats is, soon there won't be any more hurricanes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2022 11:42 PM (Qzn2/)

324 Hullooo.

I'm am earning 3000 rupees for hour working from my hovel. I am replacing Sarah and profit-bot97 after their jobs were outsourced to me here in southern Pockistahn.

Check out my website for more opportunities to earn the living you always wanted at youareafuckingtard.com.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2022 11:42 PM (uhWXP)

325 BigJoeBastardi 3m

The NHC track at 11 pm matches our morning track. I believe the storm will be stronger tho. Think its a big problem NE Fla coast to SC partly because of strong onshore winds 36 hours before storm arrives.
St Johns River a real headache Euro realy cranking wind

—-

We’re all gonna die!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 11:43 PM (+50w1)

326 It’s a thought. But Not real convenient on the bike. Hard to whip out while pedaling. And if I stop, then some owner is going to claim I deliberately provoked their precious Timmy. Mostly I manage to avoid them.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

Used to ride quite a bit . Zip tied a piece of pvc to my lower frame . Stuck a 16" piece of rubber hose in it. Used it more than once .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 27, 2022 11:44 PM (XY2CK)

327 Please keep her away from Black Lab puppies.

Cute little bear cub you have there

Posted by: Amber Rose at September 27, 2022 11:44 PM (iJ2Uh)

328 ..Check out my website for more opportunities to earn the living you always wanted at youareafuckingtard.com.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2022 11:42 PM (uhWXP)



Isn't that how Mr. MooMoo made his mis-fortune?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2022 11:45 PM (e6UQI)

329 Has Brian Williams been dispatched to Florida yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2022 11:46 PM (MMzVU)

330 329 Has Brian Williams been dispatched to Florida yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
--------------------

He sent his daughter.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 27, 2022 11:49 PM (PAY0n)

331 quantum mechanic, You need to build yourself a Bond bike, with every accessory easy controlled on your handlebars. You ought to be able to shoot a few rubber bullets out of that thing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 27, 2022 11:50 PM (a4EWo)

332 Crowd source hurricane names, yes or no?

Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (JN5c9)

333 Some selfbearingdickwadsheretonightmethinks...

or just bitter leftist's watching their Obama change going down the shit-hole...

TRUMP 2024

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (J00IM)

334 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2022 11:42 PM (uhWXP)


Can I get paid in USD?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (hOUT3)

335 >>>quantum mechanic, You need to build yourself a Bond bike, with every accessory easy controlled on your handlebars. You ought to be able to shoot a few rubber bullets out of that thing.

>Didn't Pee Wee Herman do that? He had a bitchin' horn.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (w2Z7l)

336 We're waiting for your story about the girl.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)

Wrote the whole thing out and pixy objected. Then lost it. I'll post it tomorrow night, I promise.

Thanks, for remembering.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:52 PM (AmoqO)

337 Crowd source hurricane names, yes or no?
Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (JN5c9)
[

A logical step towards a better democracy!

Posted by: Hurricaney McHurricaneface at September 27, 2022 11:53 PM (hOUT3)

338 "perineum sunning"
No thanks, I'll have the coffee.

That sunburn would be a bitch to deal with.

Posted by: boynsea at September 27, 2022 11:56 PM (cx155)

339 Berserker needs to build that bike for Quantum Mechanic.

It would be Metal, until it was observed, then it would not be there.

*power chord*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 27, 2022 11:56 PM (e6UQI)

340 So the left was celebrating FJBs big achievement of lowering gas prices by 23 cents over 2 months. Here gas prices went up 50 cents from yesterday. Are we in for a new round of "the president doesn't set gas prices"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 27, 2022 11:57 PM (h1jJh)

341 Manchin REMOVES permitting from bill to avoid government shutdown.
https://mol.im/a/11256253

Posted by: Ciampino - so what did he get? at September 27, 2022 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

342 Wrote the whole thing out and pixy objected. Then lost it. I'll post it tomorrow night, I promise.

Thanks, for remembering.

Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2022 11:52 PM (AmoqO)

I'll be here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 28, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)

343 America did not sabotage the Nordstream pipeline, obviously.

It was aliens.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's brain at September 28, 2022 12:02 AM (1G6jP)

344 Used to ride quite a bit . Zip tied a piece of pvc to my lower frame . Stuck a 16" piece of rubber hose in it. Used it more than once .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable


Well, I'm turned on now.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at September 28, 2022 12:03 AM (P1f+c)

345 >>>Sorry in advance if you’re eating breakfast, but the perineum (AKA the “gooch” is the area between the pubic bone and the anal cavity.
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The parenthetical phrase is hilarious. Did the writer really think adding gooch was helpful? Did it really add to the reader's understanding? LMAO

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 12:04 AM (U1eOr)

346 The parenthetical phrase is hilarious. Did the writer really think adding gooch was helpful? Did it really add to the reader's understanding? LMAO
Posted by: 496


It showed he's hip to the lingo.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 12:06 AM (P1f+c)

347 So this happened today.

According to the Washington Examiner, the DOJ was forced to revise its inventory of items taken from Mar-a-Lago by the Special Master. And as you might guess, that new inventory was different from the first one submitted. How different? Well, the Wash Examiner tries its best to downplay it, but A LOT DIFFERENT apparently.

Over 36 new "non-classified" documents are now listed and, get this, two classified folders of undisclosed docs are now subtracted. Hmmm. Let's play Occam's Razor here...what's the over/under that what they originally claimed were two "classified folders" full of shit they probably took pictures of in that crime scene photo are now rightfully listed as just declassified docs?

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2022 12:06 AM (+Cgut)

348 Darwin has really been falling down on the job.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 12:06 AM (+J0HH)

349 Gas is above 6 dollars in L.A and the drug addict homeless are running our streets...

LAPD just shrugged their shoulders and walks away.

Yep...time to lock and load.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 28, 2022 12:06 AM (J00IM)

350 "Or the trailer. I like the trailer too."

Hey, drag that thing to California. At least 800 per month rent!

Posted by: boynsea at September 28, 2022 12:06 AM (cx155)

351 345 >>>Sorry in advance if you’re eating breakfast, but the perineum (AKA the “gooch” is the area between the pubic bone and the anal cavity.
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The parenthetical phrase is hilarious. Did the writer really think adding gooch was helpful? Did it really add to the reader's understanding? LMAO

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 12:04 AM (U1eOr)
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We use Gooch crucibles in the Chemistry Lab. Not smelly at all.

Posted by: Ciampino - cleaning fritted disks with nitric acid and ethanol at September 28, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

352 https://tinyurl.com/2unkau3d
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

#16, 15 videos are funny

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 12:09 AM (xhxe8)

353 Nordstream broke twitter

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 28, 2022 12:09 AM (dzZCL)

354 Huskies are pretty wolfish looking dogs.

City folk, meh. Not even close. My in laws Siberian Husky practically lives at my house . She's a big female. Stands about 20 inches tall and weighs about 60 pounds . Very compact. Wolves stand about 28 inches and weigh in the neighborhood of 100 lbs and they have a very long tail . I've encountered wolves in the wild twice. There is no mistaking them for what they are . I'm going to bet dog killer lady is a newbie who has moved to Montana to work remotely and she got a gun because that's what you do if you're living in the country .
Dumb as a rock.


Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 28, 2022 12:12 AM (XY2CK)

355 ep...time to lock and load.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Feel for you NW. Keep the eyes in the back of your head peeled and keep your family safe.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 28, 2022 12:15 AM (XY2CK)

356 ..City folk, meh. Not even close. My in laws Siberian Husky practically lives at my house . She's a big female. Stands about 20 inches tall and weighs about 60 pounds . Very compact. Wolves stand about 28 inches and weigh in the neighborhood of 100 lbs and they have a very long tail . I've encountered wolves in the wild twice. There is no mistaking them for what they are . I'm going to bet dog killer lady is a newbie who has moved to Montana to work remotely and she got a gun because that's what you do if you're living in the country . Dumb as a rock. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 28, 2022 12:12 AM (XY2CK)


Where, wolf? Not THERE, Not WOLF!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 12:15 AM (e6UQI)

357 perineum sunning


I'm surprised the commenter Josh Brolin's Blistered taint hasn't shown up.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:15 AM (3p4cr)

358 Hey Javems are you still around? I think you would be a really good person for Jewells45 to talk to.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 12:17 AM (a4EWo)

359 I never switched over to Spotify and those things. I started digitizing my CD collection during the pandemic and am about halfway thru my collection of around 10,000 discs. I have literally everything. What can I say? I used to live across the street from Tower Records' flagship store in Nashville.

My new Cherokee has what is basically a tablet in the dashboard that controls all the operations, from stereo to AC to I can even press a button and a concierge will start speaking to me. It's called the uconnect.

I think something like this will be the future standard, I'm banking on it.

It's a laborious process, but when I'm finished digitizing each album and then running them thru this program called mp3tag that tags them metadata and album cover etc, I will have in my car all 10,000 albums plus much more instantly available, and even searchable or voice recall. I can say the album and it will begin playing.

Good times, good times. Don't need no Spotify.

Posted by: Kustie the Klown at September 28, 2022 12:17 AM (FpPBC)

360 C5, I spent the first 35 years of my life in Louisiana and Texas. The last 22 in NYC. Texas is definitely better from my view.

Sis in Houston (Kingwood) in a house whose value might buy a 800 square foot shoe box. I’d have been better off staying down south.

I’d bet the divorced lady with two kids is doing much better in Texas than she would be in NYC.

Posted by: Grape Ape at September 28, 2022 12:17 AM (IUb/E)

361 Perineum sunning taint nothing I would ever do.

Posted by: T at September 28, 2022 12:18 AM (pGonq)

362
Hubby and I are at our place in Wyoming. Very small town lots of wildlife. This afternoon I look out the front door and a huge moose is walking up the sidewalk, lol. His paddles were magnificient. God I love it here.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2022 12:19 AM (ichPI)

363 Siberian huskies are one of the most beautiful breeds of dog. Whatever you think of wolves (and I think of Willoughby Chase, ;->), they are not beautiful.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2022 12:20 AM (KAi1n)

364 I'm OK with the New York broad taking her kids back home. Been hearing that bitching since the 70s.

Posted by: Texican ette at September 28, 2022 12:23 AM (JCecY)

365 That Biden threat about the pipeline:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1574814841448996864

Posted by: Ciampino - nobody mentions FJB telling Putin a small incursion in Uke is OK at September 28, 2022 12:23 AM (qfLjt)

366 I started watching "First Strike." It's funny to see a can of TaB at 2:21.

Posted by: Theodore at September 28, 2022 12:24 AM (pGonq)

367 Bank at CitiBank? You really need to read this.

https://tinyurl.com/yhk7utd9

"Citibank's fraud verification process makes absolutely no sense"

The horror stories put Stephen King to shame.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2022 12:25 AM (emlEe)

368 367 Bank at CitiBank? You really need to read this.

https://tinyurl.com/yhk7utd9

"Citibank's fraud verification process makes absolutely no sense"

The horror stories put Stephen King to shame.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2022 12:25 AM (emlEe)

I think that's what Profit97 and Sarah use. They need their fraud verified before going ahead with it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:27 AM (ynpvh)

369 >>>I'm going to bet dog killer lady is a newbie who has moved to Montana to work remotely and she got a gun because that's what you do if you're living in the country .

>She's a rank-and-file ham-and-egger training for a promotion at the firm.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 12:28 AM (w2Z7l)

370 Citibank. No thanks.

I bought a new laptop online yesterday, within 2 mins. I received a text from the credit union asking if I had made the charge. I'll stick with the local cu.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 12:28 AM (+J0HH)

371 370 Citibank. No thanks.

I bought a new laptop online yesterday, within 2 mins. I received a text from the credit union asking if I had made the charge. I'll stick with the local cu.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 12:28 AM (+J0HH)

Costco uses Citi Visas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:30 AM (ynpvh)

372 People will pay to just pop into a porta potty structure and shine a light where the light does not shine.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 28, 2022 12:30 AM (yfO5d)

373 Where, wolf? Not THERE, Not WOLF!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

I now have wolves in my area. According to the Washington game department they are not a pack sovthey are not listed as residing in our area in their annual report. I put up both my game cameras on the crick this summer to see what kind of predators I have using it. No wolves but I did get a cougar twice. Doubt I would tell the horde or anyone else for that matter if I had an encounter that ended up with me getting the shovel out.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 28, 2022 12:30 AM (XY2CK)

374 Costco uses Citi Visas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ah. No Costco here. Smaller towns are nice.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 12:31 AM (+J0HH)

375 I bought a new laptop online yesterday, within 2 mins. I received a text from the credit union asking if I had made the charge. I'll stick with the local cu.

I got a call today about a laptop purchase. It was the "Amazon" scammers again. Why they keep calling when I tell them how full of shit they are I'll never know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:31 AM (Bd6X8)

376 375 I bought a new laptop online yesterday, within 2 mins. I received a text from the credit union asking if I had made the charge. I'll stick with the local cu.

I got a call today about a laptop purchase. It was the "Amazon" scammers again. Why they keep calling when I tell them how full of shit they are I'll never know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:31 AM (Bd6X

Ask the benchod what the weather is like in Pockeestan

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:32 AM (ynpvh)

377 Bad blue #15 is so hilarious. Someone should put Godzilla in it.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

378 "... dumb bint ... hurricanes ..."

https://realclimatetools.com/hurricanes.html

Posted by: Marooned at September 28, 2022 12:33 AM (w6hJ9)

379 Not a fan of amazon. Bought this one at Best Buy.

So many scams out there.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 12:33 AM (+J0HH)

380 I'd be more afraid of crossing paths with a cougar than a wolf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 12:33 AM (U2p+3)

381 380 I'd be more afraid of crossing paths with a cougar than a wolf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 12:33 AM (U2p+3)

Very dangerous for the young men out there

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:35 AM (ynpvh)

382 ..Doubt I would tell the horde or anyone else for that matter if I had an encounter that ended up with me getting the shovel out. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 28, 2022 12:30 AM (XY2CK)

No one needs an Assault Shovel whut with that shoulder thing that goes up.

Common Sense Shovel Control, Now! /s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 12:36 AM (e6UQI)

383 Very dangerous for the young men out there
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:35 AM (ynpvh)

---------

Fortunately they can't run a darn in those six-inch heels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 12:36 AM (Qzn2/)

384 This afternoon I look out the front door and a huge moose is walking up the sidewalk, lol. His paddles were magnificient. God I love it here.

Posted by: four seasons

They are awesome animals best viewed from a distance. I don't try to explain to people the joy and peace I have living where I do. I understand exactly how you feel.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 28, 2022 12:38 AM (XY2CK)

385 ..I'd be more afraid of crossing paths with a cougar than a wolf. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 12:33 AM (U2p+3)

The cougar would be either jealous or envious, or both. Beware.

Most lounge lizards fancy themselves wolves. Whack 'em on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and they'll pee the floor like the pups they are.

And a real live WOLF absolutely exudes an electricity, all it's own. Force of Nature is not an exaggeration, when in the presence of a Wolf. (and, they're huge. Just effin' huge)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 12:42 AM (e6UQI)

386 Years ago a woman I vaguely knew asked me at a party if I knew what a cougar was (while making suggestive moves towards me). I told her she couldn't cougar me and she was mildly offended. Why not??? I'm 40.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2022 12:43 AM (KAi1n)

387
Sock Monkey,

It is so wonderful. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2022 12:43 AM (ichPI)

388 I knew I should have filled up the cars today!
I'm calling it a night, take care good people!
Thanks for the ONT MH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 28, 2022 12:43 AM (hOUT3)

389 We have deer in our yards almost every day here in Southern Illinois and I'm more or less inside the city, though on an offstreet away from the bustle. (No hedgerows).

Posted by: Ciampino - we seem to have petered out at September 28, 2022 12:45 AM (qfLjt)

390 343 America did not sabotage the Nordstream pipeline, obviously.

It was aliens.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's brain at September 28, 2022 12:02 AM (1G6jP)

So, we hired some illegal aliens to do the jobs Americans wouldn't do?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:48 AM (oHd/0)

391
We have mule deer here. To me they are so goofy looking.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2022 12:48 AM (ichPI)

392 > The suggestion here is that voting for Democrats will be the first step to stopping things like hurricanes from happening.

Well, Stacey Abrams would make an outstanding protective levee against storm surge.

Maxine Waters would scare the shit out of a hurricane and make it go another way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)

393 > There's a Velcro band you can get that you wear
On your wrist. The pepper spray Activates kinda like spiderman's web.

Just be really, really careful wiping your butt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 12:53 AM (bW8dp)

394 Stacy Abrams cold cause a hurricane to cross over her event horizon and disappear.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 12:55 AM (e6UQI)

395 Governor Abrams just declared an emergency in Georgia. This should help her get re-elected again..

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 28, 2022 12:56 AM (L4peQ)

396 > We also offer great benefits and perks for employees:

What idiot venture capitalist dumped money into this?

Reminds me of the old dotcom days when people with more money than sense would dump a hundred million dollars into a toothpaste delivery company.

At least these people do have a revenue model, but sheesh...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 01:01 AM (bW8dp)

397 https://youtu.be/lJVsUMKftMo

Appropriate for tonight's musings, dedicated to nurse, I know she likes Los Lobos.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 01:03 AM (a4EWo)

398 Ok, mr. Borgia. Let’s discuss Sheila Jackson Lee. Why has she not changed her name?

Posted by: Grape Ape at September 28, 2022 01:03 AM (IUb/E)

399 Good Night, Horde.

Prayers for everyone in Florida to get through the storm safely.

Posted by: Theodore at September 28, 2022 01:05 AM (pGonq)

400 > Let’s discuss Sheila Jackson Lee. Why has she not changed her name?

She thinks she was named after Jesse Jackson and Spike Lee?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 01:07 AM (bW8dp)

401 389 We have deer in our yards almost every day here in Southern Illinois and I'm more or less inside the city, though on an offstreet away from the bustle. (No hedgerows).
Posted by: Ciampino - we seem to have petered out at September 28, 2022 12:45 AM (qfLjt)

The big boy moose have come visiting the moosie ladies in our neighborhood this week. They walk slowly, and I'm assuming that's because of their swollen.... well, they walk slowly and keep an eye out for the ladies. It is just that time of year.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 28, 2022 01:07 AM (LOVUx)

402 She thinks she was named after Jesse Jackson and Spike Lee?


She has a smaller than Biden.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 01:09 AM (+J0HH)

403 Another day of de-Bubbafying the Avanti. Got the passenger door rehung, and it closes like a bank vault now. Actually had to raise the striker a little to make it work. The body lines line up, too.

The upside-down finishing washers on the door sill plate screws were not, in fact upside-down, but turned inside-out from being overtightened into countersunk holes. If you have countersunk holes, you don't need finishing washers. They used incorrect screws with captive finishing washers on them. I took all the finishing washers off the screws, and reinstalled them. They seated nicely in the countersunk holes, and look 100% better. Cost, zero.

Looks like I have alignment work to do, too. The car drove OK on pavement, but on the gravel, I had to herd it between the ditches. Well, it turns out to have nearly a full inch of toe-in! 1/16 to 1/8 is the norm. And both front wheels show visible negative camber, and specs call for between zero and half degree positive. I am thinking the upper control arm inner shafts got flipped over at some point. That would make the camber go negative, and also increase the toe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:09 AM (91A/e)

404 brain. Must be time for bed.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 01:09 AM (+J0HH)

405 402 She thinks she was named after Jesse Jackson and Spike Lee?


She has a smaller than Biden.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 01:09 AM (+J0HH)

Not sure why we keep mis-spelling "jackass." You can even see it in her photos.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 28, 2022 01:13 AM (LOVUx)

406 Infidel, I thought it was a quiz game, I was just about to supply the word, brain, honest!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 01:13 AM (a4EWo)

407 Awesome tune, thank You, DDS! I do love me
Some Los Lobos.

Nurse out. Time for snuggles with Lucy the Fink.
Sweet dreams to you all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 01:14 AM (U2p+3)

408 AOP. Get a 1/48th scale Avanti.

Build the model, but build it to look WORSE than your car when you bought it. Make it horrible.

Get someone to 3d print some badges for the body "Avenatti".

Display it in a barred cage, like an Old West Jail.

Send it to Tucker Carlson. He'll do the rest.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 01:16 AM (e6UQI)

409 AOP. Get a 1/48th scale Avanti.
Build the model, but build it to look WORSE than your car when you bought it. Make it horrible.
Get someone to 3d print some badges for the body "Avenatti".
Display it in a barred cage, like an Old West Jail.

Send it to Tucker Carlson. He'll do the rest.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 01:16 AM (e6UQI)

Hah! I have an unbuilt "Reggie Jackson" Avanti kit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:22 AM (91A/e)

410 Crowd source hurricane names, yes or no?
Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (JN5c9)

Yes.

Posted by: Flurry McFlurryface at September 28, 2022 01:24 AM (4I/2K)

411 ..Hah! I have an unbuilt "Reggie Jackson" Avanti kit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:22 AM (91A/e)


Oh yeah. Do it! Use every trick Anna Puma has in the book to make the thing look haggard, weather beaten, draggled, defeated.

Maybe one wheel missing, and that corner up on blocks?

Scale model liquor bottles littering the interior. Maybe a scale Stormy Daniels dress in the back seat. Make it insulting as hell, as is fitting.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 01:27 AM (e6UQI)

412 Naw, I wouldn't do that. Couple the name of a well-respected car to that turd. Hard pass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:29 AM (91A/e)

413 Crowd source hurricane names, yes or no?

Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (JN5c9)
----
Yes.

Posted by: Flurry McFlurryface at September 28, 2022 01:24 AM (4I/2K)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Hurricane Blowjob at September 28, 2022 01:30 AM (emlEe)

414 Hurricane Kamala.

It doesn't blow; it sucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:32 AM (91A/e)

415 AOP. I respect the hard pass.

But every time you hear that turds name, you'll grin a wry grin.

I don't know the brand of car he campaigned when he was a "racer". There, such insults might be laid, and ought.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 01:33 AM (e6UQI)

416 The Schwartz>Hurricane Kamala

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 01:36 AM (a4EWo)

417 Michael Avenatti raced a Ferrari.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 28, 2022 01:39 AM (KATBx)

418 I've been saying forever that probably 90% of serial killers are homosexual or closeted homosexuals that hate women. Admittedly I pulled that number out of my ass but it's based on science. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2022 01:45 AM (ml8cs)

419 414 Hurricane Kamala.

It doesn't blow; it sucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:32 AM (91A/e)

I would think it would be versed in both.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 01:45 AM (ynpvh)

420 418 I've been saying forever that probably 90% of serial killers are homosexual or closeted homosexuals that hate women. Admittedly I pulled that number out of my ass but it's based on science. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2022 01:45 AM (ml8cs)

Hopefully not your sun-tanned ass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 01:46 AM (ynpvh)

421 ..Michael Avenatti raced a Ferrari.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 28, 2022 01:39 AM (KATBx)


Then even as a Privateer, he was a stain on the name.

Someone P-shop a Ferrari Prancing Horse, as mounting Avenatti and doing the full-on Tijuana Show on his prison bared ass.

There are not enough insults to suffice. There are not enough vile insults to express.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2022 01:46 AM (e6UQI)

422 413 Crowd source hurricane names, yes or no?

Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at September 27, 2022 11:51 PM (JN5c9)
----
Yes.

Posted by: Flurry McFlurryface at September 28, 2022 01:24 AM (4I/2K)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Hurricane Blowjob at September 28, 2022 01:30 AM (emlEe)

Blowy McWet Stormsurge

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 01:48 AM (ynpvh)

423 Hurricane Kwai Chang Kane

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2022 01:49 AM (ml8cs)

424 416 The Schwartz>Hurricane Kamala

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 01:36 AM (a4EWo)

Makes sense; she sucks against the Schwartz...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 01:50 AM (ynpvh)

425 Crap I think it's spelled Caine.

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2022 01:51 AM (ml8cs)

426 423 Hurricane Kwai Chang Kane

Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2022 01:49 AM (ml8cs)

Seems more of a Typhoon name to me

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 01:52 AM (ynpvh)

427 off to bed. night all

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 01:52 AM (ynpvh)

428 Yep. Time for me to hit the sack, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 01:54 AM (91A/e)

429 "Night, jim, 'night AOP.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 01:57 AM (a4EWo)

430 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding

I caught a Northern Pike in my underwear.

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 01:58 AM (T4tVD)

431 Tis time here also.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 28, 2022 02:04 AM (KATBx)

432 I guess that it is lights out here too, may tomorrow be a good day for all of us.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2022 02:13 AM (a4EWo)

433 Hubby and I are at our place in Wyoming. Very small town lots of wildlife. This afternoon I look out the front door and a huge moose is walking up the sidewalk, lol. His paddles were magnificient. God I love it here.

Posted by: four seasons

At least he didn't bite your sister.....

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 02:14 AM (T4tVD)

434 352 https://tinyurl.com/2unkau3d
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

#16, 15 videos are funny
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 12:09 AM (xhxe

The WaWa robbery is tough to watch.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 02:26 AM (1vmZ4)

435 caption:

WATCH: New ⁦@Wawa provided store surveillance video to @phillypolice who say at least 100 people, mostly juveniles, “some as young as 10yrs old” shoplifting & ransacking Wawa store on Roosevelt Blvd & jumping on vehicles parked out front Saturday 8pm ⁦@FOX29philly

Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 02:29 AM (1vmZ4)

436 Awfully quiet tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 02:45 AM (+J0HH)

437 caption:

WATCH: New ⁦@Wawa provided store surveillance video to @phillypolice who say at least 100 people, mostly juveniles, “some as young as 10yrs old” shoplifting & ransacking Wawa store on Roosevelt Blvd & jumping on vehicles parked out front Saturday 8pm ⁦@FOX29philly


Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 02:29 AM (1vmZ4)

Nothing an MG42 couldn't cure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2022 02:48 AM (VwHCD)

438 “some as young as 10yrs old” shoplifting & ransacking Wawa store on Roosevelt Blvd & jumping on vehicles parked out front Saturday 8pm ⁦@FOX29philly


Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 02:29 AM (1vmZ4)

Nothing an MG42 couldn't cure.

Run by democrats. None of this crap will end well.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 02:52 AM (+J0HH)

439 Awfully quiet tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 02:45 AM (+J0HH)


"The Dawns Here Are Quiet." Russian tv series with English subtitles.

I've been watching a few Russian tv series (with subtitles). Some are good, some you have to know History to understand the propaganda. But they are mostly entertaining.

I'm not one of those 'Go UKRAINE!' people. My attitude is the Ukraine and the US antagonized Russia, the Ukes by shelling areas of the Ukraine with a large Russian population (who want to become part of Russia) to the point where Russia was forced to act, along with NATO encroachment. That the Obama Administration was heavily involved in the Maidan Coup in 2014 (overthrowing a pro-Russian leader for the 'pro-West' Zelensky) was also a serious provocation.

I'm not a Putin fan at all, but I can honestly see Russia's reason for this 'adventurism'. Unfortunately for Putin, Russia's military is the definition of a paper tiger: Crappy equipment and crappy training. Using nukes will not help that situation. The only thing left in order for Putin to save face is to be much more heavy-handed in fighting the Ukraine. But that loses, too.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2022 02:59 AM (emlEe)

440 Run by democrats. None of this crap will end well.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 02:52 AM (+J0HH)

It will end though. And urban areas with this demographic will be that much more destitute and bereft of services. And it will be your fault. Not the 60 years of terrible elected officials and a collapsed educational system that took down the church and family. Nope, you did it simply by being born.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 28, 2022 02:59 AM (/yVB8)

441 Maybe I should have used the sarcasm tag

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 28, 2022 03:01 AM (/yVB8)

442 Run by democrats. None of this crap will end well.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2022 02:52 AM (+J0HH)

It will end though. And urban areas with this demographic will be that much more destitute and bereft of services. And it will be your fault. Not the 60 years of terrible elected officials and a collapsed educational system that took down the church and family. Nope, you did it simply by being born.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 28, 2022 02:59 AM (/yVB

You're right though, it will end. How it ends is anybody's guess.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2022 03:13 AM (VwHCD)

443 When Hurricane Abrams spreads her wings, all warm fronts become cold fronts.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 03:18 AM (w2Z7l)

444 I followed that dog story on a few platforms. There were lots of little puppies, and a few adult dogs that were dumped by the side of the reserve (not deep in it) and all but one recovered, the adult dog that was shy. The dogs weren't a feral pack and most were picked up the day they were dumped.

I have no direct knowledge of this but there was someone who knew many details and who had been in contact with rangers that the dog wasn't running loose, it had been caught in a snare, and the woman came upon it.

Skinning a dog and posting it on Facebook with a big grin, is a sign of her lacking any kind of sense.

She spent some time denying it was a dog before settling on this new "it was coming right for me" defense.


Posted by: Sarahw at September 28, 2022 03:33 AM (g1vnC)

445 Up little early, have to be gone by 5

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 03:36 AM (xhxe8)

446 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 03:45 AM (Q7Bgv)

447 My workplace just got difficult. My co-worker gave her notice yesterday. As hard as it is to find new hires, this means I will be taking on more hours until someone applies/is hired and trained.

Not really what was in my plan for the next few months

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 03:55 AM (Q7Bgv)

448 Yeah help is hard to get for a business.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 04:02 AM (xhxe8)

449 Well, the way it's been set up the past 15 years or so where I work will need to change for just that reason Skip. I don't mind taking on more tasks, but I really don't want my schedule to change permanently.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 04:09 AM (Q7Bgv)

450 Morning, folken! Dagny the Siberian kitten is taking time from her busy day of savaging toys to say hi!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 04:10 AM (c6xtn)

451 Chilly here again today. I'm going to need to find my socks! Sandals weather is over.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 04:12 AM (Q7Bgv)

452 Hey, Wolfus!

Kittens!! My 14 year old Lucky has calmed down a bit, thankfully! He still has his moments of tearing about the house, but in much smaller spurts

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 04:14 AM (Q7Bgv)

453 443 When Hurricane Abrams spreads her wings, all warm fronts become cold fronts.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 03:18 AM (w2Z7l)

That was ... unexpected!

Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 04:18 AM (0ixKl)

454 Hey, Wolfus!

Kittens!! My 14 year old Lucky has calmed down a bit, thankfully! He still has his moments of tearing about the house, but in much smaller spurts
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022


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At 14???? Wow! Though my red tabby Arizona was in very good health until that year and still played regularly. I'm waiting for these 2 to settle down. Stirling the big black kitten has to a degree. Dagny the girl, not so much.

Stirling still thinks he's a boy, so he's bothering her. All I can think of to stop him is squirting him with water; I can't keep them separated during the day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 04:19 AM (c6xtn)

455 70 degrees here! Astonishing!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 04:21 AM (c6xtn)

456 Our cats lived to be 17 and 19

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022 04:22 AM (xhxe8)

457 Our cats lived to be 17 and 19
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2022


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Big Arizona made it to 16.5, a third of my life at the time. He's the champ so far. Chekov D. Siberian was 14.5, and the others all came in around 12-13 -- except little Tatiana the Wonder Siberian, who passed away with heart trouble at almost 4.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 04:25 AM (c6xtn)

458 We got a cat when I was about 9 - 10 years old that lived to 20. He was an orange tabby, looked like Morris the cat with the same attitude! By the time he died I was married and out of the house. Didn't get another cat until '98 and he lived til 2013. He was 2 when we got him. The last two cats (the brotherd, Lucky and Leo) were I think 4 when we took them on.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 04:32 AM (Q7Bgv)

459 *brothers

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 04:32 AM (Q7Bgv)

460 Speaking of house trailers, Florida has very large communities of trailer parks. Probably mostly owned by people up north who moved to Florida and found cheap housing. Not sure they are the safest place to be when the rain and wind are hollowing. Many are very old trailers from the 60's-70's and so are the residents. In fact Most tourists never see that part of Florida, unless they know someone who lives in one. Florida isn't all expensive homes facing the gulf, with hurricane shutters.

Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2022 04:41 AM (nO6YX)

461 Time for me to head out.

Later, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 28, 2022 04:43 AM (Q7Bgv)

462 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 04:44 AM (0ixKl)

463 460 Speaking of house trailers, Florida has very large communities of trailer parks. ... Many are very old trailers from the 60's-70's and so are the residents.
Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2022 04:41 AM (nO6YX)

Old hippies?

Posted by: m at September 28, 2022 04:47 AM (0ixKl)

464 I see from that hurricane tracking map that it is supposed to track right over me on Oct 1. But the winds are supposed to be down to 30MPH

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