All Dogs Are Best Dogs Cafe

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Painting by Evegny Lushpin


Sometimes dogs are in shows.

Cats are not dogs, and therefore, cats are not best dogs. QED.

Lonely alpaca makes a friend. Not a dog, though.

Cow boy.

Sometimes evil is smol.

Dogs don't have big horns.

Dog helps hedgehog cross the road. Well, it's an honorary dog.

Dog carries around his pet kitten.

A donkey with the affectionate nature of a dog.

Sharing food with a friend.

Feel good story: A pair of geese had been abandoned in a park by their owner. Eventually the male contracted avian botulism, which is usually lethal. But a woman spots the sick bird and takes him in, and coverts her garage into a makeshift bird hospital. She also takes in the female, because they're a bonded pair and inseparable. She saves him, and they go on to adopt goslings who've lost their own parents.

Dogs are as intelligent as some humans.* * Depending on the humans in question.

A dog is happiness wrapped in fuzz.


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Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 26, 2022 07:26 PM (g1EEm)

2 Would you like to see my lushpin?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 26, 2022 07:26 PM (g1EEm)

3 Puppers!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2022 07:26 PM (u73oe)

4 they go on to adopt goslings who've lost their own parents.

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And they had a very nice Christmas...dinner.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

5 I preferred cats, until I was blessed with Logan.
Now I can't say enough good things about dogs.
Dogs are great. Dogs will change your life.

And nobody, except maybe my Mom, has ever loved me as much as my Logan did. RIP.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 26, 2022 07:33 PM (xcxpd)

6 Our dachshund Pepper, who was raised by cats, raised our cat Madison, who will replace Pepper when Pepper's gone.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2022 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

7 Elk are are horny bastards

the rut

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 07:33 PM (us2H3)

8 I hate being early to the party.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 26, 2022 07:34 PM (g1EEm)

9 Nearly all donkeys are big, lovable, friendly, gentle things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (Ivdso)

10 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 · 7h
BREAKING: Defense attys in Oath Keepers case (jury selection begins tomorrow) file motion opposing DOJs request to conceal information pertaining to several FBI informants working in the group before, on, and after January 6

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (yikp0)

11 7 Elk are are horny bastards

the rut
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 07:33 PM (us2H3)

They can fuck up a car too. I saw a dead, not overly-large, elk next to the car it killed while on vacation last week.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (xcxpd)

12 We have to talk about the midterms because they are the term that is in the middle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (VtqbX)

13 Bull Machin is some kind of steam punk nightmare.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (0OP+5)

14 This one has an animal icon in it so I'm pleading Café permissible...

Dems unforeseen consequences ...

Jeremy Kauffman 🦔 @jeremykauffman · 3h
if you tell people that being pro-family is fascism, you won't successfully make them anti-family but you might make them be okay with the idea of being a fascist

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0)

15 Was looking at picture, very nicely done

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2022 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

16 I'm a cat person who likes dogs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 My comment went somewhere.

I don't know where.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Challenger Survivor at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (PGGFI)

18 This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (oGiDo)

19 Donkey hugs are best hugs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 07:39 PM (yHsuS)

20 LOL Le Bull Machin drools!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 26, 2022 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

21 Even as a certifiable cat person and occasional dog sitter, I am in awe of how a dog can love us.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, w new lease on life at September 26, 2022 07:40 PM (jTmQV)

22 "At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target."

Weasel could do better.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2022 07:40 PM (PGGFI)

23 >>All Dogs Are Best Dogs Cafe

Mostly true.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2022 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)

24 Our new GSD puppy, Heidi, is growing like a weed. I need to send some pics to KT for the pet thread.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2022 07:42 PM (3p4cr)

25 This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (oGiDo)

The same people who think we have to shut down all industry to save the planet on the off chance that CO2 might slightly alter average temperatures AM insignificant amount are totes cool with playing billiards with celestial objects because wheeeeee neat.

Facepalm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 07:42 PM (DaTNQ)

26 At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Nice grouping.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 26, 2022 07:43 PM (g1EEm)

27 > This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.
____________

Windage, it's a thing.

Even in space. This is known.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2022 07:43 PM (BFigT)

28 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta evenin to ya, gov'nor.

I see we just passed each other on the Pixy thread this morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

29 Salty!


Yeh, kinda goofy posting schedule for another week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2022 07:45 PM (PGGFI)

30 " 7 Elk are are horny bastards"
********
I bowhunted elk the last 8 days in Montana. Walked over 102 miles and manage to fub the only shot I got but yeah they are in rut and horny right now and respond readily to even my lousy calling.

Posted by: Cosda at September 26, 2022 07:46 PM (srNmh)

31 "Nice grouping."

Let's see where the second one hits before we start talking about grouping.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2022 07:47 PM (PGGFI)

32 I am not sure what animal guy is sharing his food with.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2022 07:47 PM (xhxe8)

33 So is that "space force" still a thing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (DaTNQ)

34 @25 totes cool with playing billiards with celestial objects because wheeeeee neat.

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More like conducting research on how we might stop an asteroid that's aimed at Earth. The odds of something like that are astronomically low. But if it did happen, it would be incredibly catastrophic. It's a good idea to have at least a basic understanding of what might be done.

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (kVOVB)

35 Inman Biden caravan in MA.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BfTCWJYiaSw

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (yHsuS)

36 Oh my goodness, the doggy who adopted the reporter is taking a big chance. A reporter!

Such a cute video.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (ceOnA)

37 24 Our new GSD puppy, Heidi, is growing like a weed. I need to send some pics to KT for the pet thread.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2022 07:42 PM (3p4cr)

Oh boy. Just went through that. I'm praying Xena Warrior Puppy grows out of her puppy phase soon.
I heard some moron say GSDs don't actually grow up until year 3.....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (xcxpd)

38 Dr. Jordan Peterson has a chat with Dr. Peter Kreeft:

https://youtu.be/eKa8X5vjtjc



Warning! May cause an uncontrollable increase in your intellectual life!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 07:49 PM (Gda1b)

39 My God, the Red Sox are awful.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 26, 2022 07:49 PM (b+v9B)

40 Evegny Lushpin is a living Russian painter.

"Do we boycott him for Ukraine? Te top painting is of Paris, France." So conflicted.
- Karen

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

41 33 So is that "space force" still a thing?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (DaTNQ)
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I saw a Space Force officer at the DART mission control, with the Star Trek emblem and all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 26, 2022 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

42 I bowhunted elk the last 8 days in Montana. Walked over 102 miles and manage to fub the only shot I got but yeah they are in rut and horny right now and respond readily to even my lousy calling.
Posted by: Cosda

Sorry. Better luck next time.
Buck fever, or just not a great opportunity?

Posted by: MkY at September 26, 2022 07:49 PM (cPGH3)

43 My plan is to push Uranus all the way to the Milky Way.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at September 26, 2022 07:50 PM (sn5EN)

44 Windage, it's a thing.

Even in space. This is known.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2022 07:43 PM (BFigT)
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Interesting point...Did they take into account any potential effects from the solar wind? I think they had to do that to make sure the JWST is able to orbit around an empty point in space...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 07:50 PM (K5n5d)

45 43 My plan is to push Uranus all the way to the Milky Way.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at September 26, 2022 07:50 PM (sn5EN)
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But we are in the Milky Way ....! How about Ursa Minor?

Posted by: Ciampino --- When TSHTF burn baby burn at September 26, 2022 07:52 PM (qfLjt)

46 Nearly all donkeys are big, lovable, friendly, gentle things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (Ivdso)

A number of years ago we were driving to some friends house for dinner. It was a particularly rough gravel road so I was driving extra slow. As we passed a pasture a donkey came racing along the fence line braying up a storm. I stopped and the donkey just stood there braying and braying non stop. I drove off thinking it was some weird territorial dispute.

Mentioned our meeting with our friends and they said the donkey's mate had died last night and was inconsolable. That was why she was braying to us. She was in a unbelievable emotional pain and probably asking us to help.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2022 07:52 PM (3p4cr)

47 34 @25 totes cool with playing billiards with celestial objects because wheeeeee neat.

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More like conducting research on how we might stop an asteroid that's aimed at Earth. The odds of something like that are astronomically low. But if it did happen, it would be incredibly catastrophic. It's a good idea to have at least a basic understanding of what might be done.
Posted by: junior at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (kVOVB)


We should get some good imagery from the Italian mini-spacecraft that deployed behind DART, basically to monitor the impact. Hitting it was cool, now all the measurements will take place, to figure how much the impact diverted the smaller asteroid's orbit around the larger. Basically a proof-of-concept for the whole asteroid deflection idea.

Posted by: MD_Mike at September 26, 2022 07:52 PM (/A6g2)

48 Windage, it's a thing.

Even in space. This is known.

Posted by: Martini Farmer




Some poor NASA egghead just got fired because he forgot to account for the pressure of the solar wind in his calculations.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 07:52 PM (Gda1b)

49 Did the world end on September 24th and I just missed it? Because I don't remember where I was that day.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 26, 2022 07:54 PM (qibYB)

50 China has cycled 162 nuclear scientists through Los Alamos. Nothing to worry about though, as they are all safely back home in China now. Working on Chinese nuclear projects.

https://tinyurl.com/3e93k5c4

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 07:54 PM (ceOnA)

51 After listening to Drs. Peterson and Kreeft I think I'm going to watch "T-34 (directors cut)" just to balance my psyche.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 07:55 PM (Gda1b)

52 Sharkman

Elon Musk should troll NASA and Hollywood with a Shuttle Craft, Captain Kirk, and a Green Pneumatic Babe orbiting the next target asteroid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

53 Did the world end on September 24th and I just missed it? Because I don't remember where I was that day.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 26, 2022 07:54 PM (qibYB)

—————

Woke up and found myself dead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2022 07:55 PM (u73oe)

54 Mighty dogcentric curriculum in this skool.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at September 26, 2022 07:56 PM (l3SW6)

55 Reuben Hick

Mistakes were made.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

56 > Interesting point...Did they take into account any potential effects from the solar wind?
___________

NASA, along with many Astrophysics claim the "solar wind" could, potentially, propel a "solar sail" spacecraft to significant speeds. Perhaps approaching solar system escape velocity without the use of fuel.

So... yea... they may/may not have accounted for the wind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2022 07:56 PM (BFigT)

57 most dogs are better than most people
just an observation ymmv

Posted by: DB at September 26, 2022 07:56 PM (geLO8)

58 More Inman.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MPb8A1oJ0mc

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 07:57 PM (yHsuS)

59 Dude over at ArkHaven Comics really doesn't like Rangz of Glower:

https://tinyurl.com/Rangz-Ep-5

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 07:57 PM (Gda1b)

60 I heard some moron say GSDs don't actually grow up until year 3.....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 26, 2022 07:48 PM (xcxpd)

Ugg, she is definitely hyper but in a fun way. She is pretty sneaky and also snatching something off a counter or desk so we can chase her

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (3p4cr)

61 Sorry to threadjack but I know many people wanted to know. It's cancer. Non small cell carcinoma. He said it can only be managed.. not cured so I'm assuming it's pretty advanced. Will be seeing an oncologist as soon as I can make the appointment. I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

62 Ok, I had a nightmare about one of the display ads on the front page. I woke up happy there wasn't a massive cancerous growth on my back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (EZebt)

63 Praying for you jewells <3

Posted by: spypeach at September 26, 2022 07:59 PM (UuB/1)

64 To paraphrase Robert Frost, dogs are something we somehow haven't to deserve.

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2022 07:59 PM (U1eOr)

65 NASA, along with many Astrophysics claim the "solar wind" could, potentially, propel a "solar sail" spacecraft to significant speeds. Perhaps approaching solar system escape velocity without the use of fuel.

So... yea... they may/may not have accounted for the wind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2022 07:56 PM (BFigT)
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It's the kind of thing that could easily knock something 50 feet off course over a distance of 470 million miles

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 08:00 PM (K5n5d)

66 Jeremy Kauffman 🦔 @jeremykauffman · 3h
if you tell people that being pro-family is fascism, you won't successfully make them anti-family but you might make them be okay with the idea of being a fascist

Posted by: andycanuck



Seriously. I'm starting to wonder if we'll EVER get to be the the people they've been accusing us of being for the last 60 years. I'm certainly up for it.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 08:00 PM (Gda1b)

67 Sorry to hear that Jewells. Will continue to include you in my prayers.

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2022 08:01 PM (U1eOr)

68 Martini Farmer

Cue the Arther C. Clarke short story "Wind from the Sun".

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

69 sorry about the bad news jewells

A prayer for your complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2022 08:01 PM (EZebt)

70 Jewells you have my best wishes and prayers.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2022 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

71 Buck fever, or just not a great opportunity?
*****
Not sure. Probably thought the shot was too easy but the arrow just seemed to drift off to the right.

Posted by: Cosda at September 26, 2022 08:02 PM (srNmh)

72 Eromero, Madison is one of the most heartwarming stories ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2022 08:02 PM (c3r7T)

73 Ok, I had a nightmare about one of the display ads on the front page. I woke up happy there wasn't a massive cancerous growth on my back.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (EZebt)
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Did you also check for toe fungus?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 08:03 PM (K5n5d)

74 After vigorous game of fetch involving a toy thrown up a flight of steps, followed by a lively walk on the township forest trail, 5 month old puppers has decided that curling up on the floor is a good next activity.

Thank. Heavens.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 26, 2022 08:03 PM (8AONa)

75 My God, the Red Sox are awful.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC



They've been my team for over 50 years and even I think they should forfeit their last week of games and leave town in shame.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 08:03 PM (Gda1b)

76 bldhyindclapding

Who knew?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2022 08:03 PM (okGHj)

77 18 This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (oGiDo)


The difficult part is maneuvering the spacecraft from Earth to within oh, 50,000 miles of the asteroid, on the desired velocity vector. Using ground radar tracking. Then the controllers turn on a closed-loop guidance system that's the equivalent of that in a smart bomb, one that optically locks onto an object that meets pre-set parameters. You saw how final approach was set-up with the Sun behind the spacecraft so that the target was well illuminated for the spacecraft's optical sensor to select it and track it.

It's smart bomb science, not so much rocket science. Whatever works!

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 08:04 PM (AMIL/)

78 61 Sorry to threadjack but I know many people wanted to know. It's cancer. Non small cell carcinoma. He said it can only be managed.. not cured so I'm assuming it's pretty advanced. Will be seeing an oncologist as soon as I can make the appointment. I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

..........

For sure will pray.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 26, 2022 08:04 PM (QsS6g)

79 {{{{ jewells45}}}}

Long, life affirming hug = 4 brackets.

Goes to Engine Order Telegraph. Sets Battle Override. Adds emergency power.

109% power with throttle up on my prayers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

80 Elon Musk should troll NASA and Hollywood with a Shuttle Craft, Captain Kirk, and a Green Pneumatic Babe orbiting the next target asteroid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog




If someone sent him that idea in a tweet he'd probably do it. That would be a hoot.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 08:05 PM (Gda1b)

81 I bet they did account for the solar wind but it's hard to predict what that force will be minute to minute. Anyway, couldn't they adjust the trajectory on the way?

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN)

82 Continuing prayers Jewells. And big, monster Horde hugs.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 08:05 PM (LsEU/)

83 7:24? What is this, Nazi timekeeping?

At least there are no bats or otters...

Squirrels. I like squirrels. Especially in a fricassee.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

84 John Fugelsang@JohnFugelsang
It'll be awkward for the Christian Nationalism Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English.

-
Well, that turning water into wine will come in handy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2022 08:05 PM (FVME7)

85 Prayers up for Jewells. I am constantly amazed at the miracles He has wrought through science. I shall keep you upon my rosary and I believe tonight we shall do an Angelic Chaplet as well. Never hurts to goose the guardians.

My God calm you and send you healing and peace.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2022 08:06 PM (okGHj)

86 Not sure. Probably thought the shot was too easy but the arrow just seemed to drift off to the right.
Posted by: Cosda

You didn't account for the Erf's rotation, did you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 08:07 PM (LsEU/)

87 Sorry for that news, Jewells. You'll be in my prayers

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 08:07 PM (Gda1b)

88 I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.

I am so sorry to hear this but God will be with you every step of the way. He loved you so much he loved you before you were born, before the world was created. He loves you so much he died on the cross to save you, suffering and rising again to show His endless love. God bless you and your family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 08:07 PM (Ivdso)

89 Sorry to hear that Jewells. I'll keep you in my thoughts.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2022 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

90

Kinetic impact is just a more scientific way to describe slamming something heavy and fast-moving into an asteroid. So that's precisely what the DART spacecraft did tonight (Sept. 26) at 7:14 p.m. EDT (2314 GMT), crashing into a small asteroid called Dimorphos.

https://tinyurl.com/2p925ynf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2022 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

91 "Light sails" have been a thing in SciFi since I was a little Sharkman in the 60s. A lot of good stories based in part on their theorized existence and usability.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 08:09 PM (Gda1b)

92 Jewells,

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2022 08:09 PM (PGGFI)

93 You didn't account for the Erf's rotation, did you?
*******
No. I don't think an arrow could fly far enough to be affected measurably.

Posted by: Cosda at September 26, 2022 08:09 PM (srNmh)

94 It'll be awkward for the Christian Nationalism Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English.

Yeah, it will. I just assume anybody that takes what is mine or insists on being my boss, regardless of how they look or talk, is not my friend. I'm funny like that.

Posted by: Thats the Way It Goes at September 26, 2022 08:09 PM (DUm/z)

95 Gref

Thank you for that lucid explanation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

96 At least there are no bats or otters...
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2022 08:05 PM


Many of your fellow Hordlings are Chiroptophiles, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2022 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

97 Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)


Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2022 08:11 PM (xDh35)

98 Bull Machin is some kind of steam punk nightmare.
Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2022 07:36 PM (0OP+5)


What is the proper term for a giant marionette? A Marion? Mariondon? Mariondotte?

Posted by: Ki0ndlktot at September 26, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

99 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2022 08:12 PM (sAmhv)

100 So when a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English claims to be Jesus that Fogelsang twit will say okey dokey, there He is?

Posted by: yep at September 26, 2022 08:12 PM (fXDyh)

101 Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

Fuck cancer in the ass with Hunter Biden's dick. I'm still around, 15 years later, after a nasty case of prostate cancer.

Never Give Up, to nicsteal a certain dentist poster.

Despair doesn't suit you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2022 08:13 PM (JOtiF)

102 The whitetail rut is beginning here in Central Texas. A buck was out back this morning laying down some smoov pickup lines on a group of 6 does.

The does weren't having any of it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2022 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

103 It'll be awkward for the Christian Nationalism Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English.


It will be really awkward when the Rapture happens, and millions of people are gone in a 'blink of an eye'. Gets sporty after that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2022 08:18 PM (sAmhv)

104 Fuck cancer in the ass with Hunter Biden's dick.
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This is the "awareness" motto I'd like to see on NFL uniforms.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 26, 2022 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

105 102 The whitetail rut is beginning here in Central Texas. A buck was out back this morning laying down some smoov pickup lines on a group of 6 does.

The does weren't having any of it.
******
Bucks are usually hot before the does are ready.

Posted by: Cosda at September 26, 2022 08:20 PM (srNmh)

106 Jewells, you are going to manage this right into remission. That will be my daily prayer for you. Love You.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2022 08:21 PM (c3r7T)

107 wut does the does do ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 08:23 PM (us2H3)

108 (((((Jewells)))))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 26, 2022 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

109 I think Story got an ouchie and went home.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 26, 2022 08:24 PM (b+v9B)

110 Thank you everyone. You're the best! Love you.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 08:25 PM (nxdel)

111 Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

I'm sorry for the very difficult news, Jewells, but that mean it's the end of the story and there are new medical treatments. Prayers will continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 08:26 PM (okIP3)

112 61 Sorry to threadjack but I know many people wanted to know. It's cancer. Non small cell carcinoma. He said it can only be managed.. not cured so I'm assuming it's pretty advanced. Will be seeing an oncologist as soon as I can make the appointment. I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel

Ok. Ok. The bad news part is here. Take a moment to absorb that. It's a hell of a thing. It's a body blow. It's the news no one wants to get. Have a good cry. Maybe do the stages of grief stuff.

But then, jewells, you will fight. You will fight with strength you never knew you had. You will pray and you will fight. You will ask God to heal you and you will ask God to send the biggest, baddest gangsta angels He has to beat the hell out of your cancer and heal you.

You will fight. And we will all fight with you. You won't lose because losing isn't an option. You will fight because your entire life depends on you fighting and fighting hard.

War has been declared. Crank up your walk up music and crack your knuckles, sweetheart because it's time to get mean and it's time to fight!!

We love you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

113 Does the leftist guy spouting off even know what "Christian Nationalism Rapture" even means because I don't. Just another anti Christian leftist bigot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 08:29 PM (okIP3)

114 Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

Very nice supportive post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 08:30 PM (okIP3)

115 The only thing missing on that Bully is a string of slobber stretching from the jowl to the road

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 26, 2022 08:31 PM (DB16e)

116 Prayers continue, Jewells.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)

117 A Christian Nationalist just Raptured over my house!

Posted by: Holy Shit! at September 26, 2022 08:31 PM (8Y7CZ)

118 Jesus isn't a liberal. He's not a conservative. When we see Him again we'll all be on our faces worshiping, but I can't help but think of Joshua meeting the commander of God's armies (probably Jesus).

Joshua: whose side are you on? Ours or theirs?
Commander: Neither. I'm on MY side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 08:32 PM (Ivdso)

119 What's a fuglesang?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 26, 2022 08:32 PM (oWBc3)

120 Chuck Todd Pitches More Migrants to Somehow “Solve Inflation”

-
The man is a genius! A genius I tell ya!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2022 08:32 PM (FVME7)

121 Does the leftist guy spouting off even know what "Christian Nationalism Rapture" even means because I don't. Just another anti Christian leftist bigot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 08:29 PM (okIP3)

It means he had word salad for lunch, it upset his stomach and he's just regurgitating it.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at September 26, 2022 08:32 PM (BbNc8)

122 Love you, Jewells.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2022 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

123 Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:27 PM

+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2022 08:33 PM (Xrfse)

124 All the hugs for you, Jewells. And prayers. Especially, prayers. Now, you listen to me ma'am, just a moment, please.

You need *anything*. eenn eee theeng!

Don't hesitate. Sing out. Whole blood? Plasma? Marrow? You've only to ask.

I'll tackle and help hold down the most compatible Moron or 'Ette, while the Dr.s hit 'em with the needle in just the right spots. It's not only the least I can do for you, it's the Moron Code!

And when that's done, I'll offer up my arm to the needle, too. Yours. You won't even have to ask more than once.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2022 08:34 PM (e6UQI)

125 In fairness, shelter dogs are the best dogs

Posted by: Y5 at September 26, 2022 08:34 PM (HimGd)

126 I am a Christian Nationalist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 08:34 PM (VtqbX)

127 We love you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

Well said.

Posted by: flounder at September 26, 2022 08:35 PM (yHsuS)

128 I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

Every day Jewels, every day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 08:35 PM (VwHCD)

129 Will continue to pray for you, Jewells. Stay in the fight--you can do this.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2022 08:36 PM (3ImbR)

130 What a blow for women's rights and democracy in Italy that they freely elected a female PM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 08:37 PM (VtqbX)

131 130 What a blow for women's rights and democracy in Italy that they freely elected a female PM.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 08:37 PM (VtqbX)

Women's rights will never survive a woman in power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:39 PM (mE7cY)

132 95 Gref

Thank you for that lucid explanation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)


De nada, my friend.

Musk's Dragon crew transport to ISS, and the Boeing Starliner, use similar but more sophisticated closed-loop optical guidance to dock to the ISS. I'm semi-knowledgeable about those systems Planetary body impact and spacecraft docking guidance technology has come a long way since the Ranger and Apollo days.

It also makes you realize that destroying satellites in orbit is a pretty straightforward task. You just need to build a maneuverable impactor with a smart-bomb optical guidance system and a big fuel tank (if you want the sats destroyed quickly after shooting begins).

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)

133 What's a fuglesang?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 26, 2022 08:32 PM

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 08:40 PM (Wnv9h)

134 A fuglesang is the left over parts after you put something together.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:41 PM (mE7cY)

135 Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM

Prayers up, Jewells. Will be pestering St. Nektarios regularly on your behalf.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 08:42 PM (Wnv9h)

136 What's a fuglesang?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

I played second-seat fuglesang in high school band.

This one time, at band camp. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 08:42 PM (LsEU/)

137 Praying for you, Jewells.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

138 "What's a fuglesang?"

You use it to warm up your farzrohr before you put it in the portzibie.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2022 08:45 PM (sn5EN)

139 Not sure. Probably thought the shot was too easy but the arrow just seemed to drift off to the right.
Posted by: Cosda

Wind? Recurve? Compound? How far?
Gotsa know.

And Jewells, SIL had the same diagnosis. No biggie. Lives with it. Decided fear ain't a great part of life.

Posted by: MkY at September 26, 2022 08:46 PM (cPGH3)

140 >>>What's a fuglesang?

Not much. What's a fuglesang with you?

Posted by: flounder at September 26, 2022 08:47 PM (yHsuS)

141 don't know if anyone posted this, but this might be an answer to the question "why do women become lesbiums" - seen at twitchy:

Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

When we dated, in 2010-11, Kyrsten was a legit progressive, far to my left.

Now she has embraced the Political Industry™️ where there is only process, not policy, and never people.

Perfect solution: she can be the next host of @MeetThePress

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2022 08:48 PM (Ynyl9)

142 Fuck cancer.
fight hard Jewells!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 26, 2022 08:48 PM (xcxpd)

143
"Best in Show" is an exaggeration of dog shows. But not much of an exaggeration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2022 08:48 PM (eCYlC)

144 Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2022 08:34 PM (e6UQI)

Maybe there's a way to go to Jewells place and donate. I'd road trip for that. Is there a way to screen donors for the right match?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2022 08:49 PM (9DzIW)

145 A fuglesang is the left over parts after you put something together.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:41 PM (mE7cY)


Platzdeutch or Norwegian for "bird song"

Posted by: Ki0ndlktot at September 26, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)

146 I can't spell my nick

Love you Jewells

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)

147 When we dated, in 2010-11, Kyrsten was a legit progressive, far to my left.

He's like the Un-James Bond. He turned Pussy Galore from a lesbian enemy to a hetero ally with one tumble in the hay. Olbermann turns them into enemies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 08:51 PM (Ivdso)

148 a fuslesang is a cross between a flugelhorn and a billy goat. Keith Olbermann played one in his school marching band, until they caught him at it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2022 08:51 PM (Ynyl9)

149 What a blow for women's rights and democracy in Italy that they freely elected a female PM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 08:37 PM (VtqbX)

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Italian chick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 08:51 PM (VwHCD)

150
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Italian chick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 08:51 PM (VwHCD)

________

Oh?

Posted by: Pissed Off Latina Chick at September 26, 2022 08:53 PM (eCYlC)

151 Actually, the Italian PM chick should be waving a wooden spoon when she gives speeches.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 08:54 PM (VwHCD)

152 Will be seeing an oncologist as soon as I can make the appointment. I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

Aw shit jewells...

You've been part of my nightly prayers since you made mention of your situation.

Just damnnnnn!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 08:56 PM (BgMrQ)

153 I'm late to the party, but {{{Jewells}}}, prayers up! You got this!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (pSDhy)

154 Berserker-Dragonheads Division

There is a short video where the next Italian PM was holding two melons on front of her chest.

The melons were bigger, but I like her spunk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

155 Jewells, JTB and I will continue praying on your behalf. Miracles happen every day.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (7EjX1)

156 {{{Jewells}}}

Fuck cancer. Fight hard.
Sending positive thoughts your way.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (Y+l9t)

157 A wooden spoon with tomato sauce on it makes it a more fearsome weapon.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (l3SW6)

158 Actually, the Italian PM chick should be waving a wooden spoon when she gives speeches.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Someone told her to "Calm down" right before she was to speak.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (LsEU/)

159 That Italian PM makes me feel tingly in my no no place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:59 PM (mE7cY)

160 Well, it is that time of year, the watermelons are spawning. It all part of the cycle of life, where they come back to where they began.

https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=5ee9d1

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2022 08:59 PM (xhaym)

161 Europeans always took puppetry more seriously than we Americans. Topo Gigio was on Sullivan more than 50 times, IIRC.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at September 26, 2022 09:00 PM (l3SW6)

162 Geese are a shit spewing menace.
We have shotguns and bumpers. We'd be winning if it weren't for these goosesymps.

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2022 09:00 PM (FhXTo)

163 "150
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Italian chick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 08:51 PM (VwHCD)

________

Oh?
Posted by: Pissed Off Latina Chick"
******
Since Latin was the Roman language isn't the pissed off Italian chick also a pissed off Latina chick?

Posted by: Cosda at September 26, 2022 09:01 PM (srNmh)

164 >>> 150
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Italian chick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 08:51 PM (VwHCD)

________

Oh?
Posted by: Pissed Off Latina Chick at September 26, 2022 08:53 PM (eCYlC)

Really??

Posted by: Pissed Off Filipina Chick at September 26, 2022 09:01 PM (llON8)

165
Pulling for you big time, Jewells.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2022 09:02 PM (eCYlC)

166 Mitch is having a love fest with Sinema today at the McConnell center in Louisville

not out working for GOP senate candidates or raising money for them

but praising and kissing Sinema's ass

fuck this guy with an M-80 Christmas tree

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 09:02 PM (us2H3)

167 Jewells, best wishes.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2022 09:02 PM (Ynyl9)

168 Jewells, still praying.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2022 09:04 PM (llON8)

169 jewells, you and your family have my prayers. Would you let us know if you need anything - grocery deliveries, restaurant cards, etc- to help you and your husband during your recovery? Those things made a huge difference for my family when I was down, and I want to pass along the love.

Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2022 09:04 PM (JrN/x)

170 Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Italian chick.
----
Especially if she's horny and has big tits.

Posted by: dartist at September 26, 2022 09:06 PM (RxTXB)

171 Jewells, the oncologists will tell you upfront this will be a rough trip but it's worth it. Remember GOD has control and we are all praying for you.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2022 09:07 PM (0OP+5)

172 {{{Jewells}}}, We'll talk, I love you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 26, 2022 09:07 PM (a4EWo)

173 Giorgia Miloni, non-twitter.

https://bit.ly/3Cac62O

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 26, 2022 09:07 PM (q43pd)

174 McConnell understands that it's easier to fund raise when you are the party out of power. Don't know what his issue is, though, he's already rich and can tell people like Steve Schmidt and Cap'n Bill to piss off. I can see Ocasio-Crackpot or Illan Omar begging for money, but you'd think Mitch would just want to be the winner and top dog.

ok, well, modern American fascism it is. Plan for it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2022 09:08 PM (Ynyl9)

175 Thank you again everyone. Oh AlaBAMA that was lovely! I so appreciate it.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 09:08 PM (nxdel)

176 Geese are a shit spewing menace.

We had Geese when I was a kid. They were mean, aggressive, crapped everywhere, and were noisy. But deep down they were affectionate and caring. I know that sounds crazy but they were the best watchdogs alive, they'd spot something a quarter mile away and warn us. And when I'd sleep outside, they would all gather around me and sleep nearby.

When I woke up, they'd all shuffle off as if they were offended I found them doing it but they meant well in their rough, troublemaking way.

Ducks, now. Ducks were just funny and cute and friendly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 09:08 PM (Ivdso)

177 Berserker-Dragonheads Division

There is a short video where the next Italian PM was holding two melons on front of her chest.

The melons were bigger, but I like her spunk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

Thats actually funny. Her last name is Meloni. Instead of saying nice rack a lot of times I would use my totally convincing italian accent and say She got'em a nice-a melonies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 09:09 PM (VwHCD)

178 I will Moki.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 09:09 PM (nxdel)

179 I just looked upthread to your diagnosis, jewells. My brother has the same thing. He's had it for ten years. He is currently managing the family ranch of angus and brahma cattle and quarter horses pretty much single handed. You've got this. God's got this for you. And a whole lotta people love you awful.

Posted by: Moki at September 26, 2022 09:10 PM (JrN/x)

180 Just got here. God Bless you jewels45, really sorry to hear that.

Posted by: dartist at September 26, 2022 09:11 PM (RxTXB)

181 Diana Ayala, would establish a pilot program that offers up to 20 cents for each needle, syringe, or sharp used at the city’s two legal injection sites, with a cap of $10 per individual per day.

The program would only be open to active drug users who come to an overdose prevention center (OPC), use the clean needle provided there for drug injection, and dispose of it at the site, according to the proposal.

I know this is a no math zone, but hear me out. $10/day cap at a $0.20 refund per needle, and the needle is only refundable as a 1:1 point of use... 50 injections per day? That is like covid booster numbers. That's alot of damn drugs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 09:12 PM (VtqbX)

182 Prayers and good luck Jewells45

See if you can find a support group nearby.
Talking with someone in the same boat can be a big help.

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2022 09:12 PM (FhXTo)

183
Pups to the vet today for their third set of shots. On the trip, our 2013 Honda Odyssey crossed the 300,000 mile mark.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2022 09:13 PM (1Nxff)

184 176 Geese are a shit spewing menace.

We had Geese when I was a kid. They were mean, aggressive, crapped everywhere, and were noisy. But deep down they were affectionate and caring. I know that sounds crazy but they were the best watchdogs alive, they'd spot something a quarter mile away and warn us. And when I'd sleep outside, they would all gather around me and sleep nearby.

When I woke up, they'd all shuffle off as if they were offended I found them doing it but they meant well in their rough, troublemaking way.

Ducks, now. Ducks were just funny and cute and friendly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 09:08 PM (Ivdso)
----
There's a Roman story where the Capitol geese warned the sleeping Roman soldiers of an impending attack at night.

Posted by: Ciampino ---- When TSHTF burn baby burn at September 26, 2022 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

185 But deep down they were affectionate and caring.

They are the UnRoadWorthy and must be struck down!

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2022 09:15 PM (FhXTo)

186
There's a Roman story where the Capitol geese warned the sleeping Roman soldiers of an impending attack at night.

Posted by: Ciampino ---- When TSHTF burn baby burn at September 26, 2022 09:14 PM (qfLjt)


Probably should thank the fox that just happened by at the time of the attack.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 09:16 PM (mE7cY)

187 Been praying for you jewells and will continue to do so. So sorry about your diagnosis.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2022 09:17 PM (gLRfa)

188 Beautiful painting.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 09:18 PM (anj39)

189 Prayers up for you, Jewells for strength, healing, and full remission.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 26, 2022 09:20 PM (iyVGU)

190 61 Sorry to threadjack but I know many people wanted to know. It's cancer. Non small cell carcinoma. He said it can only be managed.. not cured so I'm assuming it's pretty advanced. Will be seeing an oncologist as soon as I can make the appointment. I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

{{{Jewells}}}

Never given virtual hugs before, hope I did it right.

So sorry to hear. Keep as positive as you can. Difficult I know. Been through it. It helps.

Posted by: Javems at September 26, 2022 09:21 PM (AmoqO)

191 166
In fairness, I would rather kiss Sinema's ass than raise money for senate candidates too.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2022 09:24 PM (roH4R)

192 Giorgia Miloni, non-twitter.

https://bit.ly/3Cac62O

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 26, 2022 09:07 PM (q43pd)

I can listen to her all day. The only time I ever heard that rapid fire italian was when my relatives had heated discussions, and it wasn't that often because all my aunts sound like english is their first language, and it mostly was, because most were born here. Italian was normally used by the first generation Italians when they had spirited discussions with relatives who came to the US later that weren't born here, and had broken english, and was just easier to speak italian to them. I haven't heard it since my grandmother died, because once she died there was no reason for my father or his brother and sisters to speak anything other than english. Listening to the italian PM chick brings back memories.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 09:25 PM (VwHCD)

193 Prayers continue Jewells.
Courage...Confidence...God's Grace.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 09:26 PM (anj39)

194 jewells, prayers your way

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 26, 2022 09:27 PM (RG7Wy)

195 183
Pups to the vet today for their third set of shots. On the trip, our 2013 Honda Odyssey crossed the 300,000 mile mark.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2022 09:13 PM (1Nxff)

Damn...

I've gotten to 150k a few times, by the skin of my teeth. 300k is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 09:27 PM (BgMrQ)

196 cost 325 million to hit the non threatening asteroid

now they will want 50 billion to continue their work

maybe we will get a new flavor of Tang out of it

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)

197 This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (oGiDo)


Personally I am offended!
We are shooting at this asteroid and do we even know it's pronouns!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)

198 Jewells, I don't comment often, but I just want you to know you are prayed for.
Much love to you.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (Not Caligirl) at September 26, 2022 09:31 PM (L9+g/)

199 Prayers continue, Jewells

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2022 09:33 PM (Nee1+)

200 This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.

Clearly Imperial Stormtroopers were NOT involved.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2022 09:34 PM (ayzS/)

201 This might be a better fit for the gun thread, but I see that NASA just hit an asteroid in their DART planetary defense test. At 470 million miles, they missed by less than 50 feet. Not bad shooting at a moving target.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 26, 2022 07:38 PM (oGiDo)

How many MOA is that. That's your homework for the next gun thread. Mils answers are acceptable.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 09:34 PM (yHsuS)

202 You've got this, Jewells. You're stronger than you may think. Lean on the horde and the people in your life. Find that thing that brings you peace and hang on to it. My prayers for you, and for your doctors to find the right treatment for you, will continue.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity on my way to work at September 26, 2022 09:34 PM (Q7Bgv)

203 *Nic fix

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 26, 2022 09:36 PM (Q7Bgv)

204 Prayers up, Jewels.

F**k cancer. It took my dad, but he went into remission and lasted many years longer than they thought he would. I like to think the prayers helped.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 26, 2022 09:36 PM (zbmv/)

205 {{{Jewells}}}

I don't give virtual hugs often but I just saw this.
Prayers are continuing. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 26, 2022 09:37 PM (BbSpR)

206 Jewells, all the love and prayer headed your way. You've got this!

Posted by: Toni at September 26, 2022 09:37 PM (PgM6e)

207 Sorry to hear, Jewels. I'll be praying.


Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2022 09:38 PM (sAmhv)

208 John Fugelsang is the Chris Angel of Brian Dunklemans

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 26, 2022 09:40 PM (flINI)

209 The kicker will be when that hit by NASA changes the trajectory of the asteroid just enough to put it on a collision course with Earth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)

210 I saw your diagnosis, Jewells - do not despair as you are in all our prayers.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2022 09:40 PM (+Cgut)

211 Did your doctor give you a stage number?

He just said it was bad. The oncologist will know way more and how to treat it.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 09:41 PM (nxdel)

212 {{{Jewells}}} I will continue to pray like mad for you. For healing, and comfort. Let me know if you need anything. Love you, girl.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 26, 2022 09:41 PM (qpPdw)

213 214 The kicker will be when that hit by NASA changes the trajectory of the asteroid just enough to put it on a collision course with Earth.
Posted by: Tom Servo



Oops! Oopsie! We're sorry.

Posted by: NASA at September 26, 2022 09:42 PM (sAmhv)

214 196 183
Pups to the vet today for their third set of shots. On the trip, our 2013 Honda Odyssey crossed the 300,000 mile mark.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2022 09:13 PM (1Nxff)

Damn...

I've gotten to 150k a few times, by the skin of my teeth. 300k is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 09:27 PM (BgMrQ)
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I had a lovely 1994 Bonneville. When I hit that deer it had around 230,000 miles. So sad.

Posted by: Ciampino - --- When TSHTF burn baby burn at September 26, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

215 I just mind melded with an asteroid and got it to change course

where's my dollar ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 09:46 PM (us2H3)

216 "Dogs are as intelligent as some humans.* * Depending on the humans in question."

Totally unfair. The dumbest dog I've lived with is still smarter than your average Congresscritter. I realize that's a low a\bar to set, but still.

More importantly. ALPACAS. If my family's 30 acres down in Andalusia wasn't crap, I'd turn it into an alpaca farm in a heartbeat. Cuteness overload and knitter's paradise for fiber = win.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 26, 2022 09:46 PM (k/DdX)

217 When I hit that deer it had around 230,000 miles. So sad.

Dang I didn't realize deer could run that far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 09:47 PM (Ivdso)

218 Good night for a Western... where good Rebel not only wins, but gets the girl...

The Shadow Riders...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2022 09:48 PM (oHd/0)

219 That Italian PM makes me feel tingly in my no no place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 08:59 PM (mE7cY)
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I like it when she speaks Italian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2022 09:49 PM (EZebt)

220 Sorry to threadjack but I know many people wanted to know. It's cancer. Non small cell carcinoma. He said it can only be managed.. not cured so I'm assuming it's pretty advanced. Will be seeing an oncologist as soon as I can make the appointment. I thank you all for the prayers and keep praying for me please.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

Damn, Jewells, did not want to hear that. I shall keep you in my thoughts. Fight it like the very Devil himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 09:50 PM (zoDKo)

221 More importantly. ALPACAS. If my family's 30 acres down in Andalusia wasn't crap, I'd turn it into an alpaca farm in a heartbeat. Cuteness overload and knitter's paradise for fiber = win.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 26, 2022 09:46 PM (k/DdX)

I love alpacas! We just came from a trip to central Oregon and there's an alpaca farm there. The pasture was full of baby alpacas. Every time we drove past my husband just heard me squeee!

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (Not Caligirl) at September 26, 2022 09:51 PM (L9+g/)

222 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" and sends her own prayers to Jewells for healing and comfort...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 09:51 PM (K5n5d)

223 219 When I hit that deer it had around 230,000 miles. So sad.


sorry, but I'm afaid we going to have to review your travel log

does seems excesive

Posted by: IRS at September 26, 2022 09:52 PM (us2H3)

224 213 Did your doctor give you a stage number?

He just said it was bad. The oncologist will know way more and how to treat it.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 09:41 PM (nxdel)

Lot to questions to ask the oncologist. I had the same type and it was stage three, main tumor upper left lobe (left lung has two lobes and right has three) and six lymph nodes diseased as well. That was diagnosed in October, 2013. Surgery, radiation and chemo and here I sit, 9 years later. They have made strides since then. Here's hoping.

Posted by: Javems at September 26, 2022 09:53 PM (AmoqO)

225 219 When I hit that deer it had around 230,000 miles. So sad.

Dang I didn't realize deer could run that far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 09:47 PM (Ivdso)
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The chase was long and arduous and I didn't even realize the deer were running a relay until I hit and saw no antlers on the beast.

Posted by: Ciampino - --- When TSHTF burn baby burn at September 26, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

226 Pups to the vet today for their third set of shots. On the trip, our 2013 Honda Odyssey crossed the 300,000 mile mark.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2022 09:13 PM (1Nxff)


Anything honda or acura has the Methuselah gene. I ran an acura TL up to 260K, gave it to a friend in need of a car, he ran it up to 307K and sold it. We had a smaller acura that we ran up to 150K. It was a spare car. We had it 17 years, and only put one battery in it, and a radiator. Gave it to the wife's niece, she ran it to over 200K and sold it when she started having kids and needed something bigger. Wife has an RDX now, it has 90K on it, and not a thing went wrong with it so far.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)

227 I like it when she speaks Italian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2022 09:49 PM (EZebt)

Does she speak Russian?

Posted by: Javems at September 26, 2022 09:55 PM (AmoqO)

228 Just another anti Christian leftist bigot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 08:29 PM (okIP3)

Who is well acquainted with the taste of penis. Anyone here willing to bet he's not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 09:56 PM (zoDKo)

229 Posted by: jewells45 at September 26, 2022 07:58 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, I am praying for you.
Also, do try looking into Fenbendazole (and similar anti parasitics) It can't hurt and it has helped some advanced cancer patients.
Example site:
healnavigator.com/blog/fenbendazole-for-cancer/

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 26, 2022 09:56 PM (p/nbH)

230 Uber-popular Conservative Thought Leader Liz Cheney Says Will Campaign for Democrats, Leave Republican Party If Trump Is 2024 Nominee....

(Would also be open to helping Democrats campaign against Kari Lake)


https://tinyurl.com/3vvjum3c

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2022 09:58 PM (HWekr)

231 I'm guessing everybody is furiously hitting the F5 key on the front page? Probably not going to make it to the ONT. Tired. Been puttering all day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2022 09:59 PM (sAmhv)

232 Jewells, the good news is that now "it" has a name. Now you know what you are dealing with.

That is oftentimes half of the battle.

You are loved!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 26, 2022 10:00 PM (SRRAx)

233 Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (Not Caligirl) at September 26, 2022 09:51 PM (L9+g/)

I'd never really given them much consideration outside what I've hear about alpaca yarn in knitting communities. I thought "Eh, it can't be all that" (spoiler: they aren't exaggerating about how soft it is) and hadn't looked into them until ace posted that article about the Loch Ness alpacas going for a dip and the ranch playing up LOCH NESS MONSTER SPOTTED! (Scootland...we're weird like that) so I was amused enough to look up more about them. And now I am an alpaca addict.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 26, 2022 10:01 PM (k/DdX)

234 Wife has an RDX now, it has 90K on it, and not a thing went wrong with it so far.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)

Yeah, I bought a 1988 Accord new, and ten years later sold it for 10% of the original purchase price with 240k miles on it. Got a 1998 Civic, sold it with 205k miles on it. My 2003 Civic Hybrid had about 210k miles on it before I sold it to a family member h I didn't want to deal with getting new batteries. He still has it.

I currently have a 2002 Accord inherited from my mother. I has about 150k miles on it.

Only trouble I had was with the hybrid; it needed a new transmission. That year's trannies (like all tranny's? Lol) had problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2022 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

235 ONT is up.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (Not Caligirl) at September 26, 2022 10:04 PM (L9+g/)

236 The kicker will be when that hit by NASA changes the trajectory of the asteroid just enough to put it on a collision course with Earth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)

Or it perturbs the orbit of another asteroid that does the dirty. Pretty much unknowable, I guess. Still, proving that it is possible to alter the orbit of an asteroid is worth the tiny risk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:06 PM (zoDKo)

237


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