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Dali War1.jpg

The Face Of War
Salvador Dali

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1
Portrait of Liz Cheney.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2022 09:29 AM (x0n13)

2 Yikes!

Posted by: Lola at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (NIYa7)

3 Got to be the creepiest Dali painting I've ever seen. And given his style, that's really saying something!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (J2vNu)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers


I need coffee.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

6 This was from Dali's self-effacing period.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

7 Looks like a Chiliwack album cover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Well, that's trippy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (5r4XQ)

9 Its not Halloween yet

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (8U/wL)

10 Fractal skulls

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (pwExq)

11 Spooky.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (t0OGg)

12 7 Looks like a Chiliwack album cover.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)


Chilliwack = Frankie Carbone in the back of that meat truck in "Goodfellas."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (x0n13)

13 The Face Of War


Quick! Send it $47 Billion!

- - Joe Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

14 It looks much like the kinds of paintings Ballantine Books commissioned for its original SF novels in the '60s and '70s. Those were very surreal, even if they had anything to do with the book's plot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

15 Would hang in a baby nursery.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (45fpk)

16 Admit never seen this one before

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (8U/wL)

17 Why Hellllooooooo, Dali!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (t0OGg)

18 It's so nice to have you back where you belong!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (cPDW+)

19 Alt Title:

Dali's Bad Trip

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (pwExq)

20 Not a big fan of Dali as a general rule but I think he nailed the subject matter with this one.

*endless scream from shattered throat . . . *

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (Gda1b)

21 Sperm with teeth. Trippy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (bW8dp)

22 I like the soft pastels.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

23 So many eyeballs. Where’s a razor blade when you need one?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (+tgyp)

24 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (yQpMk)

25 Why did it have to be snakes?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

26 Well, this is disturbing

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

27 Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

I need coffee.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022


***
I'm sure Lucy the Fink Cat will be glad to brew you some. And then, knowing the fink-ness of cats, I suspect she'll refuse to bring it to you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

28 It's almost too comical to be a poignant commentary on the horrors of war.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (6FeV1)

29 > Dali's Bad Trip

"I do not take drugs. I am drugs." -- Salvador Dali

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (bW8dp)

30 NO, no, no. Would not hang. Wouldn't have it within a mile of my home, my family, my dog. Would burn it in a heartbeat. Unless I could make millions selling it, still wouldn't allow it near anyone I love.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (2NHgQ)

31 Absolutely not something I would hang on my walls or put in my closet or out in the garage. I'd sell it at an auction to someone whose taste is more sophisticated than mine.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (dTFZY)

32 I've always thought of the art thread as being a bright spot in my day. No so much today.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (gLRfa)

33 So, Dali ate the mushrooms, didn't he.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

34 22 I like the soft pastels.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (5r4XQ)

35 There's another version for defense contractors, it has dollar signs in the holes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (J+nFa)

36
I like Dali a lot, but no - would not hang.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (oINRc)

37 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

Story sent!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)

38 > Where’s a razor blade when you need one?

In Andalusia, of course.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (bW8dp)

39 I agree

Posted by: McDizzle at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (8jKPy)

40 That ain't my face!

Posted by: Mars, God of War at September 28, 2022 09:34 AM (4I/2K)

41 17 Why Hellllooooooo, Dali!
Posted by: Joe Mannix

18 It's so nice to have you back where you belong!
Posted by: Muldoon

******

Total serendipity.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 09:34 AM (cPDW+)

42 It's skulls, all the way down.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 09:34 AM (yQpMk)

43 Drugs. Heavy drugs were involved with that painting.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 28, 2022 09:34 AM (4olE8)

44 Socket to me!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 28, 2022 09:34 AM (ENGCl)

45 This would look nice in a dentist office. Or an optometrist.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (45fpk)

46 early rendition of Horror Movie still?

Knew it was Dali before I scrolled down and saw the name.

Posted by: Scott_T at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (2waQ7)

47 Don't take drugs, kids.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

48 31 Absolutely not something I would hang on my walls or put in my closet or out in the garage. I'd sell it at an auction to someone whose taste is more sophisticated than mine.
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (dTFZY)

You would not want it on a train,
nor on a plane,
In fact you search in vain
for a place you would hang it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (5r4XQ)

49 "22 I like the soft pastels."

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (gLRfa)

50 Did he paint this before or after he became a lama?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (+tgyp)

51 There are 13 skulls. Four within each eyesocket and the mouth, which makes 12, and then the main skull itself.

(Sounds like an AIP horror movie title. "Thirteen Skulls, Starring Vincent Price and Hazel Court!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

52 Why did it have to be snakes?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Probably was a member of the Satan party. (D)

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

53 A decade or more ago, some of my family and I had a big argument inside the Philadelphia Art Museum over its Dali exhibit. Few of the menfolk present were accepting that the majority of the exhibit was art worthy and for public viewing.

Family memories. ha

No, wouldn't buy it as someone on the thread once wrote, 'fireplace worthy.'

Posted by: Lola at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (NIYa7)

54 Like surrealism affecting NOAA predictions, Ian hit Cuba as 'only' a Cat 3.
🎨
💀 💀
💀

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

55 I don't like it, but I don't think you're supposed to.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (UuD2k)

56 wow

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

57 No bewbies again. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (C7jzY)

58 You didn't get my nose right at all. I want my money back.

Posted by: War at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (6FeV1)

59 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022

Story sent!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 28, 2022


***
Sehr gut!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

60 Damn that thing needs a happy little tree somewhere.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (VJsqe)

61 It is disturbing as befits the theme. Would not hang - but would perhaps use as an illustration with an essay.

Posted by: Iris at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (foa6+)

62 That would look good as a velvet black light reproduction purchased in Tijuana.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

63 Well, it is close to Halloween.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (FVME7)

64 No bewbies again. Fuck.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 28, 2022 09:36 AM (C7jzY)

It's a war face. Not a war cheat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (6FeV1)

65 Chest

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (6FeV1)

66 Where's Kris when you need her?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (45fpk)

67 What is it good for.. Huh...Socket to me

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (J+nFa)

68 War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things

Posted by: John Stuart Mill at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (ESjRY)

69 WAR! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?



Dali paintings.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

70 At least there are no floating winged baby heads, like yesterday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (+tgyp)

71 I saw War Cheat open for Chilliwack at The Palace in '78.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

72 "18 It's so nice to have you back where you belong!
Posted by: Muldoon "

You're lookin' swell Dali...

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (gLRfa)

73 65 Chest
-----------------
We could paint nipples on the skulls to lighten it up.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (C7jzY)

74 NO, no, no. Would not hang. Wouldn't have it within a mile of my home, my family, my dog. Would burn it in a heartbeat. Unless I could make millions selling it, still wouldn't allow it near anyone I love.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 28, 2022 09:33 AM (2NHgQ)
++++
My home? No. If I were a business executive with an imposing office, though, I could see hanging it there to keep rival industrialists uneasy during our meetings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (t0OGg)

75 War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Sing it again, y'all

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (4I/2K)

76 62 That would look good as a velvet black light reproduction purchased in Tijuana.
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

It would be something you would buy in a college bookstore as a freshman. Hang it on your closet wall. Get wasted one night and tear it down because it scared the crap out of you.

There is a reason Klimt does well.

Although I find this more appealing than Che Guevara.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (5r4XQ)

77 Damn that thing needs a happy little tree somewhere.
Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022


***
What are those little things that look like jewelry on black velvet, on the lower right? They also look like suspender fastenings, the metal parts that clamp on your waistband.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

78 Dali ain't foolin' me; that's the face of CBD when the 100 comment rule is violated !

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

79 No bewbies again. Fuck.

Ok, here's a nice pair of boobies for youhttps://tinyurl.com/ydzw6ew2

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (ESjRY)

80 Good god y'all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (yQpMk)

81 Mmmm.... Hazel Court.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

82 See this guy, folk? He only got TWO boosters, and look what COVID did to him. (whispers) It's safe. And effective. (Shouting angrily) C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

83 War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things
Posted by: John Stuart Mill at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (ESjRY)

Yo Mama jokes were so much classier back then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (6FeV1)

84 Timing is everything.

Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (4h9M3)

85 Alternate title: Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (FVME7)

86 Somewhere in AZ or TX?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

87 My home? No. If I were a business executive with an imposing office, though, I could see hanging it there to keep rival industrialists uneasy during our meetings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 09:38 AM (t0OGg)

Nah, if I was an old school plutocrat, I would stick with the classics: Statue with me holding a sword in one hand and a book in the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (5r4XQ)

88 I wonder if this was inspired by WWI.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (+tgyp)

89 And there are also 13 snakes, or at least 13 snake heads. I think Mr. Dali was into numerology. Or he just wanted to screw with the viewer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

90 The oddest thing about the Transnational Progressives and Globohomo is they present war as the worst of all things on a regular basis, and then consistently start wars that have little to no need with no plans to win them to achieve domestic political ends.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (ESjRY)

91 Ooh! Recursion!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (9nXhD)

92 Statue with me holding a sword in one hand and a book in the other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (5r4XQ)

"Idiot's Guide to Stabbing People"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (6FeV1)

93 not just the skulls - note the little snakes all around

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (r46W7)

94 This was the work of the cartel.
Close the freakin' border.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

95 79 No bewbies again. Fuck.

Ok, here's a nice pair of boobies for youhttps://tinyurl.com/ydzw6ew2
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (ESjRY)

No look: birds?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (5r4XQ)

96 Hellllloooo, Dali.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (gS3OW)

97 88 I wonder if this was inspired by WWI.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


***
It's from 1941, so more than likely the Spanish Civil War was the wellspring.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

98 > Yo Mama jokes were so much classier back then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

-- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:42 AM (bW8dp)

99 Reminds me a lot of King Ramses from an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Posted by: Augustine at September 28, 2022 09:42 AM (BDZWU)

100 || This work was painted between the end of the Spanish Civil War and the beginning of the Second World War. [???] ||

... with completion date being 1940.

Alot better than 'Guernica' that happened when the leftist ammo dump in the city centre was blown up by the bombing. [One of the reasons the postwar Geneva Conventions banned putting ammo dumps in cities, especially near important civilian infrastructure like schools.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 09:42 AM (yikp0)

101 me. watching my 401k die with the junta in charge

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 09:42 AM (3CCua)

102 It's from 1941, so more than likely the Spanish Civil War was the wellspring.

Ah yes the war where the left won a questionable election by the barest of margins and used it as a mandate to arrest and literally murder the domestic opposition.

Turns out that's not a good idea guys. You listening Biden?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (ESjRY)

103 Add the Nordstream pipeline to the painting and you have today's news.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (wReBR)

104 Somewhere in AZ or TX?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022


***
Also possible: NM, UT, and NV. And deserts in CA.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

105 Looks like Pelosi, except the eyebrows are too low.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)

106 Björk on Mushrooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0SSch7pSo

Talking about them ... I admit, I was a bit disappointed.

But, then again, there's always Yoko for that.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (5Qjf9)

107 His torso is buried in a shallow grave.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

108 "101 me. watching my 401k die with the junta in charge"

Yep

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (gLRfa)

109 The Head:

Return what you have stolen!

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

110 Commie Crapola.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2022 09:44 AM (bC9HI)

111 "101 me. watching my 401k die with the junta in charge"

Yep
Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM (gLRfa)



I don't want to look at mine as I don't want to look like this any more than I already do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

112 The Infamous Unfinished Masterwork - a limerick

There once was a skull from Nantocket
Sumpin sumpin sumpin eye socket...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 09:44 AM (cPDW+)

113 Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

-- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I did not know that Shakespeare was black.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (FVME7)

114 War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Sing it again, y'all
---------------------------
That's what I said.

Posted by: zombie leo tolstoy at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (yikp0)

115 This isn't even close to what the peaceful Indians did to the bodies of Custer's fallen troopers.


Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

116 The Infamous Unfinished Masterwork - a limerick

There once was a skull from Nantocket
Sumpin sumpin sumpin eye socket...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 09:44 AM (cPDW+)



You need a Snickers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Serenity NOW!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (U2p+3)

118 Nah, if I was an old school plutocrat, I would stick with the classics: Statue with me holding a sword in one hand and a book in the other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:40 AM (5r4XQ)
++++
Plus, you'll also need the imposing portrait of yourself to hang over the fireplace in your study. Being a proper plutocrat more or less requires you to be a patron of the arts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (t0OGg)

119 109 The Head:

Return what you have stolen!
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

Head to Nazi's: 'What wasn't clear, you fucking morons? Do not open the Ark!'

Background: Indy: 'DON'T LOOK AT IT, MARION!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (5r4XQ)

120 Could be Medusa.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

121 The skulls represent MAGA destroying democracy and the United States of America. The snakes represent MAGA destroying democracy and the United States of America. The browns represent MAGA destroying democracy and the United States of America.

-Keshia Lance-Bottoms

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (VtqbX)

122 Helloooooo Dali!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 28, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

123 "101 me. watching my 401k die with the junta in charge"

And all intentional. One of the biggest complaints from the left in the 2017-2020 time period was that the normies were living too well.

I remember one article in...Conde Nast?...where someone was complaining he had to wait for a table at a fancy French restaurant behind the family of a plumber from Ohio. A PLUMBER from OHIO!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:46 AM (ESjRY)

124 Plus, you'll also need the imposing portrait of yourself to hang over the fireplace in your study. Being a proper plutocrat more or less requires you to be a patron of the arts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (t0OGg)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 09:46 AM (5r4XQ)

125 This isn't even close to what the peaceful Indians did to the bodies of Custer's fallen troopers.

This is my tomahawk
This is my "gun"
This one's for scalping
And then this one's for fun

Posted by: Some Injun at Little Big Horn at September 28, 2022 09:47 AM (ESjRY)

126 The tiny skulls remind of the Frida Kahlo episode in "Coco", where she demands hundreds of little bugs with her face on them crawling on the cactuses. because she's Frida Kahlo.

Posted by: sal at September 28, 2022 09:47 AM (y40tE)

127 I did not know that Shakespeare was black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (FVME7)

"Sayest thou wherefore anon, knave, i dare thee!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:47 AM (6FeV1)

128 The US Embassy urges US citizens to leave Russia immediately. Earlier, Poland and Bulgaria urged their citizens to leave Russia

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

129 Björk on Mushrooms
=========
Borkin da bork-bork!

Posted by: swedish chef at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (yikp0)

130 Me to wife: The market will not go to zero.
FJB: Hold my metamucil

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (VtqbX)

131 I did not know that Shakespeare was black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (FVME7)

only his humour

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

132 No pussy.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Putin to Russian Males: Do not leave Russia

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (VtqbX)

134 The skulls. You've seen my skulls haven't you?

-- Dr. Klopek

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

135 I did not know that Shakespeare was black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (FVME7)

"Sayest thou wherefore anon, knave, i dare thee!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:47 AM (6FeV1)

Golly!

Posted by: Billy Bob Shakespeare at September 28, 2022 09:48 AM (4I/2K)

136 There once was a skull from Nantocket
Sumpin sumpin sumpin eye socket...
---------------
pocket
rocket

Posted by: swedish chef at September 28, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0)

137 The US Embassy urges US citizens to leave Russia immediately. Earlier, Poland and Bulgaria urged their citizens to leave Russia

Before: I'm a gonna blow up Vlad's pipeline

Then: Oops someone went and blew up Vlad's pipeline. Hehe I wonder who?

Now: Hey Vlad don't get all mad about someone, I don't know who, hehe, blowing up your pipeline.

Posted by: The Biden junta at September 28, 2022 09:49 AM (ESjRY)

138 Off, Muppet sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0)

139
To me Dali's 'Last Supper' is his finest work. Even if I used an airbrush I could never come close to what he did with a brush when painting the sky.

This has to be his worst. But war.

Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 09:49 AM (y3pKJ)

140
The tiny skulls remind of the Frida Kahlo

Overrated talentless commie bitch. Betcha she had a hand in Trotsky's murder. Because she was a commie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 09:50 AM (1Nxff)

141 Dali never recovered from Barfy’s death, and eventually descended into madness, as this painting attests.

Billy, Jeffy, and PJ, however, went on to have fulfilling careers and happy and successful lives.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:50 AM (+tgyp)

142 I can tell this is a good painting, because the skulls follow you around the room.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:50 AM (gmo/4)

143 'The birthplace of liberty is a cesspool': Crime wave sweeps 'lawless' Philadelphia with more than 750 people shot dead since Memorial Day and rampant smash-and-grabs wrecking businesses

..but they have a soda tax to fund early childhood development

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

144 Let me see your Face of War, Private Dali!!

Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman at September 28, 2022 09:51 AM (cPDW+)

145 Wealth taxes don't work if nobody has wealth. $8T value out of the market this year?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 09:51 AM (VtqbX)

146 'The birthplace of liberty is a cesspool': Crime wave sweeps 'lawless' Philadelphia with more than 750 people shot dead since Memorial Day and rampant smash-and-grabs wrecking businesses


Pennsylvania Amish


Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

147 The skulls. You're looking at the skulls. Sometimes he goes too far. But... he's the first one to admit it.

Posted by: Dali's Photojournalist at September 28, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)

148
*searches comments for zardoz*
who are you people, and what have you done with my Morons?

>insert crashed zardoz skull joke here<

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 09:53 AM (3CCua)

149 Yeah, Hazel Court. Mmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:53 AM (+tgyp)

150 Are you better off now than you were thee years ago?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:53 AM (U2p+3)

151
Pennsylvania Amish


Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)



Lebanon Levi and his struggle to regain power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Regarding the Russian conscription:

My great, great, great grandfather was born in the Russian Empire. He was Jewish and lived in the Pale. He was born around 1843.

The Russian government needed soldiers so they conscripted young men like they are doing today. In order to serve in the Army, you needed to be Christian. If you were Jewish, you were required to convert.

My great, great, great grandfather had none of that and left for New York City, where he had a successful tailor and retail shop.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (lf83v)

153 Dali’s art is not my flavor with one exception—Christ on the Cross. I have it on a prayer card.

Posted by: 7man at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (qwO6y)

154 Detroit went from the third wealthiest city in America, to the shithole you got to see in movies like Robocop, to some semi-deserted urban hellscape.

And all it took was a few years of New Left governance.

All cities will apparently go in this direction.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (ESjRY)

155
And all intentional. One of the biggest complaints from the left in the 2017-2020 time period was that the normies were living too well.

I remember one article in...Conde Nast?...where someone was complaining he had to wait for a table at a fancy French restaurant behind the family of a plumber from Ohio. A PLUMBER from OHIO!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 09:46 AM


That's why they sought to kill American manufacturing, too. Envy that someone could go into a job without a college education and make enough money to buy a modest home. The horror.

Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (y3pKJ)

156 Well...This is a little...different...

I was chatting with an Art professor just yesterday who confessed she hates Dali...

I do enjoy surrealism, however, so he doesn't really bother me that much.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (YIVH2)

157 > Commie Crapola.

Dali wasn't a commie. He admired Franco and was a devout Catholic.

Got expelled from the Surrealist group because of it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (bW8dp)

158 The skulls. You're looking at the skulls. Sometimes he goes too far. But... he's the first one to admit it.

Posted by: Dali's Photojournalist at September 28, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)


The horror. The horror.

- Col. Dali

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

159 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (+tgyp)

160 Are you better off now than you were thee years ago?

Why yes, yes I am.

Thanks for asking

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (ESjRY)

161 Putin to Russian Males: Do not leave Russia
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022


***
Russian Males to Putin, from Poland or Austria: "Too late!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

162 It looks much like the kinds of paintings Ballantine Books commissioned for its original SF novels in the '60s and '70s. Those were very surreal, even if they had anything to do with the book's plot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)
---
They don't make cover art like that nowadays...I'll be doing a Sunday Morning Book Thread on cover art someday...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (YIVH2)

163 Now do the face of Slavery to the State.

Posted by: Paladin at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (7qvpm)

164 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


***
They don't last long. They're temporalary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

165 115 This isn't even close to what the peaceful Indians did to the bodies of Custer's fallen troopers.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

They did not mutilate one of the Irish troopers, who was wearing the Brown Scapular of O.L. of Carmel. They saw it when they were stripping the body. Some who had had contact with Catholic missionaries let him alone, afraid of the bad juju.

Posted by: sal at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (y40tE)

166
I should add, buy a modest home AND have employer paid health insurance for the worker and his family. The horror.

Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (y3pKJ)

167 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."

Carry on, my wayward son.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 09:56 AM (VtqbX)

168 Of course we have to have skull puns. It's zygomatic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

169 Let me see your Face of War, Private Dali!!
--------------------
This is my palette knife and this is my Ka-Bar
One of them's for stabbin' the other's for fun!

Posted by: Private Dali at September 28, 2022 09:56 AM (yikp0)

170 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (+tgyp)

Bazinga!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 09:57 AM (4I/2K)

171 I see...a rhinoceros...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

172 Ah . . . a little amorous Dali-ance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

173 Dali’s art is not my flavor with one exception—Christ on the Cross. I have it on a prayer card.
-------------------
Then you should like his Last Supper too.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 09:58 AM (yikp0)

174 This piece, as much as many don't care for it, is quite powerful. We are supposed to be repulsed and uncomfortable. We squirm like the snakes and avoid the glares from the skulls inside the skulls inside the eye sockets of the skull. It's horrific. Just like war.

May God Bless and protect our kids in uniform

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 09:58 AM (U2p+3)

175 My great, great, great grandfather was born in the Russian Empire. He was Jewish and lived in the Pale. He was born around 1843...My great, great, great grandfather had none of that and left for New York City, where he had a successful tailor and retail shop.

Hence, beyond the Pale.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 09:58 AM (ayzS/)

176 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."

Carry on, my wayward son.
______________

No one ever said "I don't think we're in New York anymore, Toto."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2022 09:58 AM (lf83v)

177 I see...a rhinoceros...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)



Cho me on zis doll vere your uncle touched you?

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at September 28, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

178 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."

Carry on, my wayward son.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022


***
Marshal Dillon and the inhabitants of Dodge City might disagree.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

179 That skull is just pissed that he didn’t land the wisecracking skull role on Svengoolie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:59 AM (+tgyp)

180 "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something."

Yeah. And what the brand means is violent crime and sexual perversion.

"Kansas doesn't have a brand."

Sure it does. Cute little girls with pigtails and cute little dogs, who love their families and don't murder their children. "There's no place like home."



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:59 AM (bW8dp)

181 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 09:55 AM (+tgyp)

This fills me with trepanation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 09:59 AM (UuD2k)

182 Dali’s art is not my flavor with one exception—Christ on the Cross. I have it on a prayer card.

It's a cliche, but I like his melting clocks, and really like his long-legged elephants.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (ayzS/)

183 Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Kansas doesn't have a brand. Oh, Toto, whatever are we to do?

Posted by: Dorothy at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (4I/2K)

184 Tell me you have never lived outside of NYC without saying you have never left NYC:

NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (VtqbX)

185 Okay This Is A Bit Of A Stretch, Hope I Don't F*ck Up The Formatting - a limerick

"There once was a ghastly eye socket"
Did I hear you correctly?. "Aye. Socket!"
Well then, what would you do
if you haven't a clue?

"Well, when I'm not certain, I sock it!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (cPDW+)

186 > We are supposed to be repulsed and uncomfortable.

Yeah, it's called "The Face of War", not "The Face of Tasty Cupcakes with Candy Sprinkles".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (bW8dp)

187 Yeah, Hazel Court. Mmmmm…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


***
That was how they got Dad not only to buy tickets for his kids for the horror matinee, but also to buy a ticket for himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

188 Kansas: There's no place like home! And no one will get my little dog!

NYC: We're all homos. And no we won't tell you how our little dog got monkeypox

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

189 So...brown paint and brown acid?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (4p7Em)

190 Wealth taxes don't work if nobody has wealth. $8T value out of the market this year?

.. not only did BBB have Biden and Congress send money on nothing useful, but with the loss of $8T, the IRS will not see those capital gains taxes

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

191 Would John Brown qualify as a Kansas brand?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (J+nFa)

192
Dali once claimed that he held a spoon in hand when he would nap and that in the time it took for him to fall asleep, release the spoon, then awaken at the sound, was all the nap he needed.

Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (y3pKJ)

193 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something.


Now don't I look just fabulous in this polka dot ensemble?

- Mayor Adams

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

194 1 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.

*******

Ehhh, suture self.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (cPDW+)

195 How provincial of NYC Mayor Asshat Adams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)

196 186 > We are supposed to be repulsed and uncomfortable.

Yeah, it's called "The Face of War", not "The Face of Tasty Cupcakes with Candy Sprinkles".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I don't want my son to have to put on that face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)

197
NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (VtqbX)



Why is it the lib fucks insult EVERYONE that isn't them? I mean, seriously. What does he hope to gain by flipping middle America the bird like this?

Reap it, NYC. YOU WANT THIS. YOU CONTINUALLY VOTE FOR AND DEMAND THIS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

198 Not a Dali fan. I feel like he would have been a comic-book artist in a later era.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (g1EEm)

199 192
Dali once claimed that he held a spoon in hand when he would nap and that in the time it took for him to fall asleep, release the spoon, then awaken at the sound, was all the nap he needed.
Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (y3pKJ)

That's a weird brag.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (UuD2k)

200 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something.

===========

"We don't have any problems in NYC. We're the Great Apple. There's nothing we need to do to make things better because they can't be better."
-Eric Adams, in front of a dead bum

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

201 I get it. NYC has atmosphere, and some people like it. But to me, if NYC fell over and sunk into the Hudson, I wouldn't miss it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (VtqbX)

202 "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something."

Yeah. And what the brand means is violent crime and sexual perversion.

"Kansas doesn't have a brand."

Sure it does. Cute little girls with pigtails and cute little dogs, who love their families and don't murder their children. "There's no place like home."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 09:59 AM


Don't forget the wheat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (4p7Em)

203 Sure Kansas has a brand.

How else are they going to mark their cattle?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (cPDW+)

204 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.

Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)

205 197 Why is it the lib fucks insult EVERYONE that isn't them? I mean, seriously. What does he hope to gain by flipping middle America the bird like this?

Reap it, NYC. YOU WANT THIS. YOU CONTINUALLY VOTE FOR AND DEMAND THIS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

I think it's his opening salvo to run for president in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

206 Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Kansas doesn't have a brand. Oh, Toto, whatever are we to do?
Posted by: Dorothy at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (4I/2K)

I don't know, but I'm all ears!

Posted by: Corn at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (Ed8Zd)

207 There are some interesting details in the painting besides the skulls nested inside each other like Russian dolls.

Why are there serpents surrounding the main skull? Are they defending the skull? Or attacking it?

Who left the handprint in the lower-right corner? Why is it there?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (YIVH2)

208 It's funny because NYC has a ton a Kansas City faggots.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (UuD2k)

209 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."


KANSAS: No food for you.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (gmo/4)

210 Yeah. College championship basketball is a brand of Kansas that New York never had.

11 national championships for Knsas.

More than all colleges in New York combined.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (lf83v)

211 204 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)

==========

Thanks for the check in!

Hope all else is well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

212 So...brown paint and brown acid?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Seriously, we warn about the brown acid for a reason...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (OUMaO)

213 And why is the top of the skull cut off? Is it
My phone, or is the piece that fractured?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (U2p+3)

214 Posted by: Muldoon

nice.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (3CCua)

215 Not a Dali fan. I feel like he would have been a comic-book artist in a later era.

He was never able to master the "Biff, Kralack, and Badoom" lettering.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:04 AM (ayzS/)

216 NYC: We hate everyone from out of town, but visit and spend your money here, puh-leeeze!

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 10:04 AM (AMIL/)

217 Mayor Adams has no authority to speak on the topeka Kansas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:04 AM (+tgyp)

218 I am so glad that I NEVER submitted to having the Q-tip jammed up my nose.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

One time.
It was either that or no back surgery.
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 09:06 AM (u6s3z)

This shit makes me so angry.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 10:04 AM (44ww/)

219 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)

Good to see you post. Keep your head down and batten the hatches!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)

220 How else are they going to mark their cattle?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (cPDW+)
---
I was wondering the same thing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 10:04 AM (YIVH2)

221 I always liked Dali's technique, and this is one of his that I like. Others, though, just seem overly obvious and self-aggrandizing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (p+1gI)

222 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 10:00 AM (VtqbX)

Too bad NYC's brand is Filth, Vermin & Lawlessness.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

223 OK, time for skull puns.

*******

Temples? Fug it!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (cPDW+)

224 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)



Godspeed, man. Good to see you.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Squawking FEMA(LE) FEMA Director, graduate of Kramalulu School Of Brainz And Sh!t: "Water... Is dangerous! Heed us!"

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (MkuC5)

226 New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something

And that brand is getting your head bashed in with a rock and being thrown onto the third rail.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)

227 I think it's his opening salvo to run for president in 2024.

Adams? That should be amusing.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (ayzS/)

228 Salvador Dali. You need a lot of trank to interpret his art.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (0OP+5)

229 > Then you should like his Last Supper too.

Madonna of Port Lligat is another. Note that he did several paintings with that title, and some sculptures, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (bW8dp)

230 226 New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something

And that brand is getting your head bashed in with a rock and being thrown onto the third rail.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)

========

New York is a brand like Atari is a brand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

231 In the lower right corner. Are those caskets? And the Cliff on the top right. It almost looks like a face consoling the horrified skull with a whisper. Or a kiss.

This is.beautiful in its complexity and ugliness.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (U2p+3)

232 101 me. watching my 401k die with the junta in charge
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 09:42 AM

C'mon, man! The DOW's up over 100 points today. I did that! We're poised for a major comeback!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (JCZqz)

233 I think it's his opening salvo to run for president in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Go for it. NYC mayors have a long history of running for higher office and failing abysmally.

De Blasio couldn't even manage a lower office.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (g1EEm)

234 Inside my heads!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (w2Z7l)

235 "Water... Is dangerous! Heed us!"
_______

Yeah, I tried the same thing.

Posted by: Noah at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (lf83v)

236 It looks like John McCain in his coffin trying to get out.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (ZCool)

237 227 I think it's his opening salvo to run for president in 2024.

Adams? That should be amusing.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (ayzS/)

===========

There's a power vacuum at the top of the Democrat Party. New York thinks it's the center of the universe. Adams knows he'll be able to raise a lot of money.

Yeah, he's gonna run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

238
.. not only did BBB have Biden and Congress send money on nothing useful, but with the loss of $8T, the IRS will not see those capital gains taxes

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM


I guess they're counting on 'bracket creep' to cover the difference. The employee gets a raise that does not keep up with inflation, pays higher taxes, and gets screwed.

But the left is for 'the little guy' - right? Somehow I think their definition of 'the little guy' and mine differ.

Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (y3pKJ)

239 I always liked Dali's technique, and this is one of his that I like.

His skill level is off the charts. You can like or dislike his choice of subject and his style, but the dude could paint.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (ayzS/)

240 Kansas: Dodge City was a major cow town in the Old West (so were Hays and Ellsworth, I think). Kansas City -- though they might mean KCMO -- features in the old R & B song, "Goin' To Kansas City (Kansas City, Here I Come)." Kansas City steaks. "Corn as high as an elephant's eye." Dorothy and Toto.

In an episode of U.N.C.L.E., Luciana Paluzzi asks Napoleon Solo, "Are you from Kansas?" Solo smiles. "Isn't everybody?"

I'd say those are parts to a brand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

241 Wealth taxes don't work if nobody has wealth. $8T value out of the market this year?

.. not only did BBB have Biden and Congress send money on nothing useful, but with the loss of $8T, the IRS will not see those capital gains taxes
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM


Yay. I can't wait to see this quarter's investment statements.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (4p7Em)

242 Too bad NYC's brand is Filth, Vermin & Lawlessness.
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2022 10:05 AM (Ed8Zd)

...I forgot- With Only The Third Highest Tax Rate in the US!

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (Ed8Zd)

243 Whenever I see a pic of Mayor Adams, the first thing I think of is the phrase, "shit-eating grin". Dude is always fake smiling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (UuD2k)

244 In the lower right corner. Are those caskets? And the Cliff on the top right. It almost looks like a face consoling the horrified skull with a whisper. Or a kiss.

This is.beautiful in its complexity and ugliness.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (U2p+3)
++++
Concur. It's deeply unsettling, but still worth embiggening.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (t0OGg)

245 I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just Hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars, my friend lost his life
I'd love to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eyes
And shoot him with my old .45

Yeah, New York City has a brand alright.

Posted by: Hank Williams Jr at September 28, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

246 Ian is dropping 10-15 inches of rain on my coastal retirement lot. First hurricane test since we bought. Curious to see if we flood.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 10:08 AM (g1EEm)

247 NYC's "brand."

https://is.gd/RvSE4Y

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

248 C'mon, man! The DOW's up over 100 points today. I did that! We're poised for a major comeback!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (JCZqz)

It's up an inch!

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2022 10:08 AM (Ed8Zd)

249 Kansas' brand >>> NYC's brand

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 10:08 AM (OUMaO)

250 Mary Anne was from Kansas, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:08 AM (+tgyp)

251 Insomniac. Glad things are OK.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 10:09 AM (aursc)

252 "There's a power vacuum at the top of the Democrat Party.... Adams..."

Yeah, he's gonna run.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

Dang right. That guy could suck the brass off a doorknob.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:09 AM (MkuC5)

253 Dali once claimed that he held a spoon in hand when he would nap and that in the time it took for him to fall asleep, release the spoon, then awaken at the sound, was all the nap he needed.
Posted by: Uncle Leo - I'm an old man. I'm confused. at September 28, 2022 10:01 AM (y3pKJ)

i could have sworn i heard this about someone else, but now i'm drawing a blank as to who. Lincoln, Twain, someone like that. but i could be wrong.

probably am...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 10:09 AM (WhsXQ)

254 "Water... Is dangerous! Heed us!"


Never touch the stuff. Fish pee in it.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

255 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM


Stay safe, Insom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (4p7Em)

256 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Sculpins? What do bottom-dwelling fish have to do with this?

Posted by: mikeski, leaning in with earhorn at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (P1f+c)

257 May God Bless and protect our kids in uniform

Amen

Posted by: Lola at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (NIYa7)

258 I'd like to see Dali's work in person.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (VFJpn)

259 I am so glad that I NEVER submitted to having the Q-tip jammed up my nose.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___
One time.
It was either that or no back surgery.
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 09:06 AM (u6s3z)
*
This shit makes me so angry.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022


***
I submitted twice, both times for my employer. Then I ignored the next email. Nobody came after me, so I started deleting them all with no repercussions. They weren't checking on us; they figured we'd all trot off to the testing center like good little peons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

260 Plus, everything’s up to date in Kansas City.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (+tgyp)

261 Do what you've got to do, Insom. I know this isn't your first rodeo.

Remember the wisdom of Ron White regarding macho reporters in hurricanes, "Nobody cares how many push-ups you did this morning when there's a stop sign impaled in your chest."

or words to that effect.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (cPDW+)

262 Hence, beyond the Pale.
---------------
We've had this debate before. It was also the Normans to Elizabethan English-controlled area in Ireland around Dublin; and its use in English predates the Russian ghetto. [Apparently other English enclaves in Calais were also called Pales like the Dublin one.]

Wiki has the OED saying it's unrelated to either Pale.
||Etymology: From beyond + the + pale (“wooden stake, picket; fence made from wooden stakes, palisade; bounds, limits; territory or defensive area within a specific boundary or under a given jurisdiction”, suggesting that anything outside an authority’s jurisdiction is uncivilized.

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, there is insufficient evidence that the term originally referred to the English Pale, the part of Ireland directly under the control of the English government in the Late Middle Ages; or to the Pale of Settlement which existed from 1791 to 1917 in the Russian Empire, where Jewish people were mostly relegated to living.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM (yikp0)

263 106 Björk on Mushrooms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0SSch7pSo

Talking about them ... I admit, I was a bit disappointed.
But, then again, there's always Yoko for that.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 28, 2022 09:43 AM

I've always liked this clip of Bjork, opening up a television, explaining how it works, and saying to trust science and truth, and not lies from poets. She's...weird.
https://youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y

Posted by: That Guy at September 28, 2022 10:11 AM (JCZqz)

264 245 And a country boy can survive.

Classic. F*ck Eric Adams. F*ck NYC.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 10:11 AM (g1EEm)

265
There's a power vacuum at the top of the Democrat Party. New York thinks it's the center of the universe. Adams knows he'll be able to raise a lot of money.

Yeah, he's gonna run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)


His campaign tagline will be:

"I'll do for America what I did for the Big Apple!"

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2022 10:11 AM (AMIL/)

266 would hang in the water closet

would scare the shit out of you

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 10:11 AM (us2H3)

267 56 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Socket to me!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 10:11 AM (aursc)

268 I think it's his opening salvo to run for president in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

eh, they already had a black man. need to be something more exotic...

maybe a left handed eskimo midget ninja lesbian or something...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 10:12 AM (WhsXQ)

269 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Socket to me!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 10:11 AM (aursc)



The Horde really has a soft spot for puns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

270 268 eh, they already had a black man. need to be something more exotic...

maybe a left handed eskimo midget ninja lesbian or something...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 10:12 AM (WhsXQ)

===========

I question the DNC's dedication to diversity until they steal the nomination for a Satan worshiping dragonkin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

271 Scary painting.... To all the morons/ettes in Fl. I will be praying for you

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 10:12 AM (bs+z0)

272 There is, unfortunately, the Garden City, KS/In Cold Blood connection to Kansas. But most people have forgotten where that real-life case happened, so we'll let that go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

273 Dude is always fake smiling.
________

In the military, we call that "grin f**king".

Someone smiles as they lie to you and set you up for failure.

That's Eric Adams.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (lf83v)

274 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Kansas probably has several "brands."

And NYC has lots of problems that could stand having hot iron slapped to them.

Synergy, people. Synergy.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (P1f+c)

275
"them eye sockets is makin' me horny for some skull fvckin"

-army drill sergeants everywhere

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (3CCua)

276 I'd like to see Dali's work in person.

There's a very nice one in St. Petersburg, FL.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (ayzS/)

277 Anyone here use freespoke? I ran across it on my LinkedIn feed of all places. It’s the anti-Google search engine supposedly. Eh another grift I thought. But I tested it out and it actually does return some interesting things when you search for “ controversial” subjects. And by interesting I mean actual info that I can use and not left wing propaganda.

Thought I’d mention it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (wq/D9)

278 I always liked Dali's technique, and this is one of his that I like.

His skill level is off the charts. You can like or dislike his choice of subject and his style, but the dude could paint.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:07 AM (ayzS/)

You know who else could paint? An entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (4I/2K)

279 Crime will be even worse in 2 years

Lips Adams has no chance

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 10:14 AM (us2H3)

280 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
*
Socket to me!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022
*
The Horde really has a soft spot for puns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022


***
A real fontanelle of punning

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

281 I've seen vids of 3 serious assaults that happened on NYC subways in the last 3 days. Is that the "brand" dumbass adams is talking about?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 28, 2022 10:15 AM (1DgE4)

282 Crime will be even worse in 2 years

Lips Adams has no chance
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 10:14 AM (us2H3)



Most don't run for the chance of winning. It's ALL FOR THE GRAFT.

There's big money in them thar campaigns for President.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

283 275
"them eye sockets is makin' me horny for some skull fvckin"

-army drill sergeants everywhere
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 10:13 AM (3CCua)

"them eye sockets is makin' me thirsty for some mead"

Posted by: Thor at September 28, 2022 10:15 AM (MkuC5)

284 "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something"

You got that right, asshole. It means another great city destroyed by commie socialist leftists.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2022 10:16 AM (sn5EN)

285 Some of you people are so obsessed with the Russians that they’re living in your heads rent-free.

The Russians have invaded your cranium.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:16 AM (+tgyp)

286 #262 Screwed by the ; ) automatic Smiley generator!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:16 AM (yikp0)

287 281 I've seen vids of 3 serious assaults that happened on NYC subways in the last 3 days. Is that the "brand" dumbass adams is talking about?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 28, 2022 10:15 AM (1DgE4)

========

The brand is the NYC of the 50s, lost during the 60s and 70s, and then briefly brought back by Giuliani and Bloomberg. NYC turned its back on that when they elected Bill DeBlasio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

288 204 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)

Holy Shit an Insom sighting!

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:16 AM (5r4XQ)

289 If you open your trenchcoat and flash me, and I'm repulsed, it's hardly a palliative to say "You're supposed to be!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 10:16 AM (6FeV1)

290 OK, time for skull puns. They’re mandibletory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
*
Socket to me!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022
*
The Horde really has a soft spot for puns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022
***
A real fontanelle of punning
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:14 AM


You guys are in occipital form this morning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:17 AM (4p7Em)

291 What are those little things that look like jewelry on black velvet, on the lower right? They also look like suspender fastenings, the metal parts that clamp on your waistband.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

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They're odd. The right half does look like the fastenings you'd see on overalls or suspenders. The left half, frankly, resembles a fetus to me. It's the large solid ovals - looks like tiny fetus heads to me.

Taken as a whole, this painting is very dark. I wonder where Dali would land on the Ukraine issue if he were alive today.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:17 AM (VJsqe)

292
I'd like to see Dali's work in person.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 28, 2022 10:10 AM


Philadelphia Art Museum has/or had one. I was underwhelmed as I had seen that particular painting in art books before. The canvas was small, I'd guess maybe 14X28, and the painting was very dark.

I just couldn't imagine the level of detail he has being done with small brushes on a small canvas. Maybe I was just jealous and the lighting was poor.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 28, 2022 10:18 AM (y3pKJ)

293 Mayor Grin Fuck does not have a chance of winning anything unless it's in NYC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:18 AM (ZCool)

294 274 NYC MAYOR ADAMS: "New York has a brand, and when people see it, it means something. [...] Kansas doesn't have a brand."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Lips has seen American Gangster too many times

now he thinks he's Frank Lucas

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2022 10:18 AM (us2H3)

295 293 Mayor Grin Fuck does not have a chance of winning anything unless it's in NYC.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:18 AM (ZCool)

===========

The 2024 Democratic primary is going to make the 2016 Republican primary look small.

And, Biden will be running.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

296 What are those little things that look like jewelry on black velvet, on the lower right? They also look like suspender fastenings, the metal parts that clamp on your waistband.

I thought they were skulls peering out from shallow graves.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (ayzS/)

297 You guys are in occipital form this morning.
-----------------
Out of the trepan and into the fire!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (yikp0)

298 "Skull" is a Viking term that we took directly from them.

Same for other words that begin with "sk" like skirt and skill.

But "skull" is the best because a Viking would never say "I shall drink from my enemy's skirt" or "I shall smash his skill with my war hammer."

Skull is cool.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (lf83v)

299 Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM

Best of luck and good to hear from you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (Xrfse)

300 Hmm, Insty links a redstate piece about China recalling their spy/scientists from Los Alamos.

'Is it a tree?'
-Blind wise man, feeling up an elephants leg

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (5r4XQ)

301 I'd like to see Dali's work in person.

There's a very nice one in St. Petersburg, FL.


Museum, not piece. Lots of pieces, and they span his career. I believe it might be the best one in America, if not the world. It was the collection of his primary sponsor.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:20 AM (ayzS/)

302 Mayor Grin Fuck vs Goobernator Brylcreem Hair vs Skateboarding Gadfly vs Immovable Object Tank Woman.

Oh yeah, the 2024 Dem primaries will be fire!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

303 So, be honest. How many of you confused “Calvary” (which means “skull” with “cavalry” in Sunday school?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:20 AM (+tgyp)

304 Who gives a shit about a brand? Let's be honest.

Tell me you are an unserious asshole who does not give a shit about his duty without explicitly stating it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:21 AM (5r4XQ)

305 Please tell me this picture has been used by a metal band for the cover.

Posted by: Buddy at September 28, 2022 10:21 AM (FCbAQ)

306 This is a pretty cool painting. I do like it, but I just don't know where I could hang it without making people nervous.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 10:21 AM (amJF4)

307 The brand is the NYC of the 50s, lost during the 60s and 70s, and then briefly brought back by Giuliani and Bloomberg. NYC turned its back on that when they elected Bill DeBlasio.

Yup. I was last in NYC in 2011 and it was still fine. I definitely wouldn't set foot there today.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

308 I thought they were skulls peering out from shallow graves.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:19 AM (ayzS/)

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Upon further inspection: it still looks like a fetus on the left and the birth canal on the right. So the entire apparatus cut out and laid to rot on a hot, dry stone.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (VJsqe)

309 What are those little things that look like jewelry on black velvet, on the lower right? They also look like suspender fastenings, the metal parts that clamp on your waistband.

I thought they were skulls peering out from shallow graves.
Posted by: Archimedes


I don't know what they are, but they're arranged like a handprint. The thumb is almost entirely out-of-frame on the bottom.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (P1f+c)

310 "Water... Is dangerous! Heed us!"
_______

Yeah, I tried the same thing.
Posted by: Noah at September 28, 2022 10:06 AM (lf83v)

yeah, it can kill presidental aspirations...

Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (WhsXQ)

311
'Is it a tree?'
-Blind wise man, feeling up an elephants leg
Posted by: Aetius451AD

that's not my leg.

Posted by: the elephant at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (3CCua)

312 Oh yeah, the 2024 Dem primaries will be fire!

Did you ever see the movie "Freaks". The cast looks normal compared to these loons. One of us!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (ayzS/)

313 Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?

Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (4I/2K)

314 Who gives a shit about a brand? Let's be honest.

________

Right?

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah Tourism Agency at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (lf83v)

315 that's not my leg.
Posted by: the elephant at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (3CCua)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (5r4XQ)

316 Nice picture, CND. But I don't get why every time we have a painting of a surrealistic skull some yahoo has to post a comment about a free candy van. Lost puppies, sure, even Frida Kahlo, it IS the Horde after all. But free candy vans?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (cPDW+)

317 yeah, it can kill presidental aspirations...
Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (WhsXQ)

-------
Tell me about it!

- Marco Rubio, sippin' from a water bottle

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (VJsqe)

318 Painted when Dali lived in California.



Posted by: Lola at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (NIYa7)

319 off zoo sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (3CCua)

320 Kansas kinda has a brand too yiu dumbfuck. Ask someone first thing that comes to mind about Kansas they will say wheat or farms or plains.

That, you dimwitted dummy, is a brand.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (3vQN0)

321 317 Tell me about it!

- Marco Rubio, sippin' from a water bottle
Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (VJsqe)

==========

"Yes, it was the water bottle..."
-The GOPe, sweeping the 2013 immigration reform effort under the rug

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

322 But free candy vans?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (cPDW+)

Being one of our top tier purveyors, I would think you would understand the piquant need for the absurd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (5r4XQ)

323 It's a bad week for CNN dicks being contradicted by guests, and paraphrasing Ace...

Quote Tweet Alex Pfeiffer @__Pfeiffer · 12h
This is amazing. Don Lemon tries to blame Hurricane Ian on climate change. NOAA's hurricane director shuts him down.

Omri Ceren @omriceren
What if - and hear me out - what if in fact the left does not actually effing love science?

https://twitter.com/omriceren/status/
1574989255993982976

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (yikp0)

324 Brand? She's a good girl, what a fine wife she would be...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (cPDW+)

325 The United Nations’ Food chief is urging the public to prepare for famine and widespread food shortage next year amid a severe fertilizer supply shortage.

https://tinyurl.com/ykptpd8d

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (u6s3z)

326 323 Omri Ceren @omriceren
What if - and hear me out - what if in fact the left does not actually effing love science?

https://twitter.com/omriceren/status/
1574989255993982976
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:24 AM (yikp0)

==========

Lemon once liked a picture of a galaxy on Facebook.

That makes him more scientist than most scientists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

327 Lifehouse?
Lighthouse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (5r4XQ)

328 Mmmm…Brandy Brandt…mmmmm

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:26 AM (+tgyp)

329 Who gives a shit about a brand? Let's be honest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:21 AM


Well, Sefton did link me in the Morning Report. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Russell Brand at September 28, 2022 10:26 AM (4p7Em)

330 325 The United Nations’ Food chief is urging the public to prepare for famine and widespread food shortage next year amid a severe fertilizer supply shortage.

https://tinyurl.com/ykptpd8d
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (u6s3z)

That they fucking caused! That is rich.

About par for the course, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:26 AM (5r4XQ)

331 Two coats!

Posted by: Corona at September 28, 2022 10:26 AM (nakGR)

332 328 Mmmm…Brandy Brandt…mmmmm
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:26 AM (+tgyp)

Who was the gal in the early 90's... had a kind of asian thing going on? Brandi something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:27 AM (5r4XQ)

333 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That painting would not go into the Diogenes man cave.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 10:27 AM (anj39)

334 Never, ever wear Zoo Socks if you travel to Venezuela!

🐎 🐮 🐐 🦅 🐧 🦇

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)

335 I do like it, but I just don't know where I could hang it without making people nervous.
Posted by: t-bird


*******

How about down in that back room in the cellar. Right across from the manacles on the wall.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:28 AM (cPDW+)

336 But free candy vans?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (cPDW+)

remember, always check for the candy first.

not going to fall for that trick again...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 10:28 AM (WhsXQ)

337 Off barbaric alcoholic sock!

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:29 AM (MkuC5)

338 CNN hs a piece today where a brave officer who was injured on J6 talks about his horrors. Poor guy. He had to get stitches and everything. It’s worse than John Kerry’s injuries in ‘Nam man!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 10:29 AM (3vQN0)

339 Crap. That ain't the face of war. That looks like something someone who has never experienced war would do. I remember as a kid waking up in the middle of the night to the screams of my Uncle, who was reliving Market Garden in this dreams for about the thousanth time.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 10:29 AM (QSjkU)

340 Zoo Socks lead to Zoo Pox.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2022 10:30 AM (bW8dp)

341 Another very good antiwar painting, also featuring skulls, is Apotheosis of War by the Russian painter Vasili Vereshchagin.

Who died in the Russo-Japanese War.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (+tgyp)

342 315 that's not my leg.
Posted by: the elephant at September 28, 2022 10:22 AM (3CCua)

That's what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 10:23 AM (5r4XQ)

Well played.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (MkuC5)

343 Apropos of nothing in particular, Lodge makes a cast iron
mini cake pan in the shape of a skull.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (4I/2K)

344 323 It's a bad week for CNN dicks being contradicted by guests, and paraphrasing Ace...

Quote Tweet Alex Pfeiffer @__Pfeiffer · 12h
This is amazing. Don Lemon tries to blame Hurricane Ian on climate change. NOAA's hurricane director shuts him down.

------------------------------------

Something I have noticed is that the dipshit press and activists quite often go far beyond what even the fake scientists are willing on.climate change

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (UuD2k)

345 Good choice today, given the provocation of destroying the Russian pipelines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (NgltZ)

346 This is a pretty cool painting. I do like it, but I just don't know where I could hang it without making people nervous.
Posted by: t-bird


Directly across from the commode? That way if it does scare the crap out of them, they're in the right place.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (P1f+c)

347 344 Something I have noticed is that the dipshit press and activists quite often go far beyond what even the fake scientists are willing on.climate change
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (UuD2k)

========

It's my understanding that very few climate scientists think that the world is going to end in 12 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

348 He seems nice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (S5jV/)

349 Thanks everyone. Nice to see you. Later.

Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (II3Gr)

350 Do not wear Zoo Socks if you are allergic to Zoo Socks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (+tgyp)

351 DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (7x+fZ)

352 88 I wonder if this was inspired by WWI.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


In the provinces of Spain, they had "the attitude" going back at least to Lepanto. Goya had some pretty famous [anti-] war paintings.

"No War!" has been a treacly truism for so long, it's hard for us to comprehend a time when just being against it in general terms was noteworthy and humane. Mostly causes eye-rolls and wrist gestures now.

FWIW, the Dali museum in St Petersburg is likely to get hit by a hurricane today, so if you hate him there is yet time brother.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (x61Im)

353 Philadelphia Art Museum has/or had one. I was underwhelmed as I had seen that particular painting in art books before. The canvas was small, I'd guess maybe 14X28, and the painting was very dark. ...
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 28, 2022 10:18 AM (y3pKJ)
++++
Like the Mona Lisa. Smaller than expected.

The Philadelphia Art Museum, though, is a spectacular place. If you have the chance to go, take that chance. You might have to dodge some CHUDs on your way in, but the place is amazing. My favorite piece of sculpture is in that museum. If I were a super rich guy, I'd finance a an extremely elaborate heist - one involving trucks and cranes and stuff - so that I could put it in my house, even though it would mean I could never show it to anyone.
https://is.gd/RlReat

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (t0OGg)

354 The 2024 Democratic primary is going to make the 2016 Republican primary look small.

And, Biden will be running.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


It will be glorious watching all of the back stabbings.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (ZCool)

355 weather stories bore me. Be it hurricanes or tornadoes or blizzards or flooding or whatever. Yeah nature is a mean ass bitch. It happens all the time all over the world. It’s not really “news”.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 10:34 AM (3vQN0)

356 Apropos of nothing in particular, Lodge makes a cast iron
mini cake pan in the shape of a skull.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM


And Food Wishes has an amusing Zombie Meatloaf recipe. I send that one to all of my friends with little kids. They love it. That and the little meatball ghosts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:34 AM (4p7Em)

357 Having difficulties wrapping my head around what's happening in Cape Coral and environs...

Cat 4 conditions. For *several* hours.

It'll be worse than Mexico Beach.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (MkuC5)

358 >>>Please tell me this picture has been used by a metal band for the cover.

>I dunno about that, but I was thinking Suicidal Tendencies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (w2Z7l)

359 Something I have noticed is that the dipshit press and activists quite often go far beyond what even the fake scientists are willing on.climate change
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:31 AM (UuD2k)
++++
Don Lemon holds the crown, and will likely never lose it. He asked an NTSB woman, with a straight face, if the missing Malaysian flight could have been sucked into a black hole. She did an amazing job answering that question. She didn't laugh. She didn't roll her eyes. She didn't mock him. She just answered the stupid question and the provided more reasonable commentary. It was amazing. I could never have done it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (t0OGg)

360 And Food Wishes has an amusing Zombie Meatloaf recipe. I send that one to all of my friends with little kids. They love it. That and the little meatball ghosts.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:34 AM (4p7Em)

Sounds like a meal Calvin and Hobbes would enjoy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (4I/2K)

361 I do like it, but I just don't know where I could hang it without making people nervous.
Posted by: t-bird

It would be fine in the guest bedroom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (aursc)

362 So, be honest. How many of you confused “Calvary” (which means “skull” with “cavalry” in Sunday school?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


***
"Calvarium" is another word for "skull," or maybe "Calvary" is a contraction of that.

As for Sunday school, nope. My mother suggested it to my brother and me when I was about 11. I was aghast. "School six days a week???!!" "It's not like regular school --" "It has the word 'school' in it!!"

She gave up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (J2vNu)

363 354 It will be glorious watching all of the back stabbings.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (ZCool)

=========

To be fair, Kamala called Biden a racist to his face on a debate stage before she decided that power was more important to principle and she took the VP nomination.

Still, the noise will be loud while it lasts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (LvTSG)

364 354 The 2024 Democratic primary is going to make the 2016 Republican primary look small.

And, Biden will be running.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

It will be glorious watching all of the back stabbings.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

10 will get you 20 biden gets Epstein'd.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (7x+fZ)

365 Hurricane cam at Fort Myers Beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twJ3jcP6AiQ

Looking bad right now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (ZCool)

366 The Philippines and sometimes Japan get hit with monster typhoons pretty often. Yet there is not much coverage in the US.

If I didn't know any better, I might think the press only chooses events for political advantage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (UuD2k)

367 I won't bother quoting the Italian-language tweets [as Ace isn't awake yet] but President Meloni has tweeted out her support for the brave Iranian women fighting the Morality Police after the state-murder [my phrasing] of Mahsa Amini.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (yikp0)

368 When 2.5 million are ordered to evacuate in Florida, where are they all supposed to go?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

369 325 The United Nations’ Food chief is urging the public to prepare for famine and widespread food shortage next year amid a severe fertilizer supply shortage.

https://tinyurl.com/ykptpd8d
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (u6s3z)

-------
The UN Food Chief will not experience any food shortages.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (VJsqe)

370 Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

371 368 When 2.5 million are ordered to evacuate in Florida, where are they all supposed to go?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

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Martha's Vineyard!

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (VJsqe)

372 368 When 2.5 million are ordered to evacuate in Florida, where are they all supposed to go?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

=========

Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

373 Lodge makes a cast iron mini cake pan in the shape of a skull.

The Influence of Cake Girl upon History.
by Alfred Layered Meringue

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (x61Im)

374 Sounds like a meal Calvin and Hobbes would enjoy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM


Definitely. Look it up. It's amusing. And has bacon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (4p7Em)

375 How many of you confused “Calvary” (which means “skull” with “cavalry” in Sunday school?



School on Sunday? Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (3vQN0)

376 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:33 AM (t0OGg)

PMA also has Henry Ossawa Tanner's painting "The Annunciation" on view. This is a masterpiece of elegance and sublimity, also a cornerstone event of the Christian faith:

https://tinyurl.com/ystyyhsk

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (dCxaZ)

377 370
371
372

The trifecta of Hordemind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (4p7Em)

378 FWIW, the Dali museum in St Petersburg is likely to get hit by a hurricane today, so if you hate him there is yet time brother.
-----------------
Or the perfect time for a heist!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (yikp0)

379 369 325 The United Nations’ Food chief is urging the public to prepare for famine and widespread food shortage next year amid a severe fertilizer supply shortage.

https://tinyurl.com/ykptpd8d
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (u6s3z

-----------

Looks like someone took a day off from condemning Israel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (Qzn2/)

380 ==========

Lemon once liked a picture of a galaxy on Facebook.

That makes him more scientist than most scientists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 10:25 AM (LvTSG)



He's right, you know.

Posted by: Neil deGrASSe Tyson at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

381 Atlanta gonna be bumpin this weekend with the Flo-Rida refugees.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (3vQN0)

382 10 will get you 20 biden gets Epstein'd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (7x+fZ)

--------
Amy Klobuchar, in the green room, with the comb.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (VJsqe)

383 368 When 2.5 million are ordered to evacuate in Florida, where are they all supposed to go?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

Hopefully, back to fukkin New York.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 10:38 AM (QSjkU)

384 Who gives a shit about a brand? Let's be honest.

________

His brand style guide is all effed up

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (OgrpQ)

385 >>>I do like it, but I just don't know where I could hang it without making people nervous.

>I hang it in the restroom so guests wouldn't Dilli-Dali on the shitter.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (w2Z7l)

386 370
371
372

The trifecta of Hordemind.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


The rest of us just didn't bother because we knew someone else would post it.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (P1f+c)

387 368 When 2.5 million are ordered to evacuate in Florida, where are they all supposed to go?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

You drive until you can find a hotel that has a vacancy or some other place to stay. Hurricane evacs suck. Traffic is awful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (UuD2k)

388 "Sayest thou wherefore anon, knave, i dare thee!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:47 AM (6FeV1)

Rewriting Pulp Fiction's script as Shakespeare is *tight*!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (M9XmQ)

389 How many of you confused “Calvary” (which means “skull” with “cavalry” in Sunday school?

Sunday school? I watch youtubes of Civil War and Plains wars historians, a good many can't make the distinction between the two.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (dCxaZ)

390 I do like it, but I just don't know where I could hang it without making people nervous.
Posted by: t-bird

It would be fine in the guest bedroom.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 10:35 AM (aursc)

gee honey, i wonder why your family never stays very long when they visit...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 10:39 AM (WhsXQ)

391 371 368 When 2.5 million are ordered to evacuate in Florida, where are they all supposed to go?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (Qzn2/)

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Martha's Vineyard!
Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (VJsqe)

But first??

I-95.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:40 AM (MkuC5)

392 Hurricane cam at Fort Myers Beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twJ3jcP6AiQ

Looking bad right now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:36 AM (ZCool)

Run from the water, hide from the wind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 10:40 AM (4I/2K)

393 PMA also has Henry Ossawa Tanner's painting "The Annunciation" on view. This is a masterpiece of elegance and sublimity, also a cornerstone event of the Christian faith:

https://tinyurl.com/ystyyhsk
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 10:37 AM (dCxaZ)
++++
Yup, I've seen that one there. The place is amazing. Philly also has the Rodin Museum, which is spectacular as well. There are others.

When people think "art museums" they always think "New York City" but Philadelphia is a real gem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (t0OGg)

394 FWIW, the Dali museum in St Petersburg is likely to get hit by a hurricane today

I didn't know Russia had to worry about tropical storms.

Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (h5TKJ)

395 ... if the missing Malaysian flight could have been sucked into a black hole
--------------------
And he even effed that up as he was probably thinking of the science-fictional worm-holes.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (yikp0)

396 But first??

I-95.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:40 AM (MkuC5)

--------
I'd hate to be driving an EV on I-95N right now.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (VJsqe)

397 Yay Dali! Definitely one of my most favorite artists.

I actually dreamed about this painting once.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (cDITE)

398 >>0 will get you 20 biden gets Epstein'd.
Posted by: nurse ratched

They'll payoff Jill to give him a shove down the stairs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (ZCool)

399
When people think "art museums" they always think "New York City" but Philadelphia is a real gem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (t0OGg)



Not for long.

Posted by: Leftist Shithole Disease at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

400 The tiny skulls remind of the Frida Kahlo

-
Didja see this?

Watch this original $10 million Frida Kahlo painting burn so the owner can sell its destruction as an NFT

https://bit.ly/3SE2ouZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)

401 Yesterday someone asked, "What are Ian's pronouns?"

I suggested "Look out!" and "Run for your lives!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (J2vNu)

402 When people think "art museums" they always think "New York City" but Philadelphia is a real gem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (t0OGg)

I went to the art museum in Bergen, Norway once. Was hard to focus on the art with all the hot women running around that place.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (UuD2k)

403 We're saved!

NEW: Trump offers to "head up group" to negotiate peace in Russia-Ukraine war

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (FVME7)

404 394 FWIW, the Dali museum in St Petersburg is likely to get hit by a hurricane today

I didn't know Russia had to worry about tropical storms.

-----------

Back when it was Leningrad it never had storms, comrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (Qzn2/)

405 It ain't the wind that kills you, it's the shit flying in the wind that kills you.

- Ron White

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (gmo/4)

406 Not for long.
Posted by: Leftist Shithole Disease at September 28, 2022 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Possibly. it will be a real cultural tragedy if so. Philly - and New York - had their museums survive the 70s, so history is on their side. If they succumb to woke and crime, it will be a true disaster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (t0OGg)

407 Hiya Insom !

Don't be a strangler !

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 10:43 AM (T4tVD)

408 Seriously, good luck to anyone in the hurricane's path. I hope you get away in good order and don't have any real damage when you get back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

409 I like some of Dali's stuff. Not this though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ballz at September 28, 2022 10:44 AM (KFhLj)

410 NEW: Trump offers to "head up group" to negotiate peace in Russia-Ukraine war
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (FVME7)

-----------

And turn off the multi-billion-dollar spigot that the elites are wallowing in?

Never happen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:44 AM (Qzn2/)

411 I didn't know the Los Alamos thing was this bad... "China Brings Home 162 Nuclear Scientists (Read: Spies) From New Mexico."

Even at Canada's federal bioresearch lab in Winnipeg, there were only two of them.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:44 AM (yikp0)

412 Back when it was Leningrad it never had storms, comrade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (Qzn2/)


That's what I'm telling you rubes! Communism eliminates hurricanes!

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at September 28, 2022 10:45 AM (FJYfm)

413 Yes, Wolfus, “Calvary” is a contraction of “calvarium.”

The Semitic name, “Golgotha,” always sounded more appropriately sinister to me, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:45 AM (+tgyp)

414 I didn't know Russia had to worry about tropical storms.
----------------
How do you think they get all of that amber blown ashore for the St Pete's Amber Room??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:45 AM (yikp0)

415 I went to the art museum in Bergen, Norway once. Was hard to focus on the art with all the hot women running around that place.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022


***
"Waiter? Bring me a Bergen and water."

Posted by: George, Martha's husband at September 28, 2022 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

416 You drive until you can find a hotel that has a vacancy or some other place to stay.

Sooo.....Boston?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (ayzS/)

417 Golf Digest gives Trump a Presidential handicap of 2.6,
Biden 2nd with 6.7 .. Obama (who seemed to be endlessly playing golf) 9th with 13

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

418 Just a quick hello. Things are fine for the moment, hurricane-wise. Hurricane strengthened more than anticipated, but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)

Good to hear from you, Man! Stay safe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (0fFla)

419 Whoa! I missed an Insom sighting. Darn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (S5jV/)

420 Hopefully, back to fukkin New York.
----------------------
Quebec too.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:47 AM (yikp0)

421 I could house a couple of milfs who moved to Florida to experience the peaceful ocean.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 10:47 AM (QSjkU)

422 >10 will get you 20 biden gets Epstein'd.

The dude will be shuffling through a graveyard past an empty open casket and a gentle autumn breeze will push him in.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 10:47 AM (44ww/)

423 Don't be a strangler !

He has tire irons, so he doesn't beed to resort to choking people with his bare hands like a menial.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ballz at September 28, 2022 10:48 AM (KFhLj)

424 Golf Digest gives Trump a Presidential handicap of 2.6,
Biden 2nd with 6.7 .. Obama (who seemed to be endlessly playing golf) 9th with 13
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

I'm sure Biden (and Obama ever more so, as pathetic as his sycophants were), gets a lot of "That's good, sir. A man of your skill would never miss a 6 foot putt."

Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm)

425 “Calvary” is a contraction of “calvarium.”

The Semitic name, “Golgotha,” always sounded more appropriately sinister to me, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


***
Michael Avallone used "Golgotha" as the name of his villain in the first U.N.C.L.E. paperback novel. That was where I first saw the word.

Posted by: George, Martha's husband at September 28, 2022 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

426 I did not know that Shakespeare was black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 09:45 AM (FVME7)

"Sayest thou wherefore anon, knave, i dare thee!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 09:47 AM (6FeV1)



I laughed out loud.

What barest thou in thine's in thine purse?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 10:48 AM (yQpMk)

427 According to President Potatohead getting a COVID vax is just as good as evacuating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:49 AM (Qzn2/)

428 Food Wishes has an amusing Zombie Meatloaf recipe. I send that one to all of my friends with little kids. They love it. That and the little meatball ghosts.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I *love* Chef John. You ever see the Just Some Toast parody?

https://youtu.be/RCD7yzZvHiU

Posted by: Oedipus at September 28, 2022 10:49 AM (MMYiP)

429 Then there was that one headhunter who was really good at his job. Because he had the right skull set.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 10:49 AM (+tgyp)

430
What barest thou in thine's in thine purse?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022


***
"Why strew'st thou sugar on this bottled spider?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

431 Here's a Pro Tip. If you're being given a cognizance test, and they ask you to draw a clock, DO NOT draw a Dali clock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2022 10:50 AM (S5jV/)

432 ...but I'm not especially worried where I'm at. West coast will get the worst of it of course, and it'll be a gross couple of days inland. I'll keep y'all posted, subject to possible power outages.
Posted by: Insomniac, in the eye of the tornado at September 28, 2022 10:03 AM (II3Gr)

You need any raisins to tide you over?

#heretohelp

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 10:50 AM (BgMrQ)

433 BREAKING: In solidarity with endangered Floridians, President Biden has evacuated his bowels into his pants.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (Qzn2/)

434 "Now o'er the one-half world nature seems dead,
Wicked dreams abuse the curtain'd sleep . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

435 I've always been amused by the similarity of Golgotha and Kolkhatha (Calcutta). Absolutely no connection except they sound vaguely similar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (6FeV1)

436 Biden wheezing at oil companies not to raise gas prices over a couple days of inconvenience caused by Ian. A couple of days, sure.

Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (4h9M3)

437 Obama (who seemed to be endlessly playing golf) 9th with 13
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (RHGPo)



This is crap. I've seen that dude swing. There's little chance he's a 13 handicap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

438 Mmm, what tasty pottage. Might I sup from thine goblet?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 10:52 AM (yQpMk)

439 Biden 2nd with 6.7 .. Obama (who seemed to be endlessly playing golf) 9th with 13
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

I'm sure Biden (and Obama ever more so, as pathetic as his sycophants were), gets a lot of "That's good, sir. A man of your skill would never miss a 6 foot putt."
Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm)

No...just no way in hell Biden's is, or was a single digit handicapper.

And I seriously doubt Branco was in the low teens as well.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 10:53 AM (BgMrQ)

440 437 Obama (who seemed to be endlessly playing golf) 9th with 13
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 10:46 AM (RHGPo)


This is crap. I've seen that dude swing. There's little chance he's a 13 handicap.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

I'd offer up a $50 Nassau and I'd give him all 13 shots.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:53 AM (MkuC5)

441 'Golf, a pleasant walk spoilt.'
-Mark Twain (I think)

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2022 10:53 AM (C8vcJ)

442 Obama's handicap is that he's a total dickhole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 10:54 AM (oINRc)

443 I moved here, in part, because it will never become a hip place for Californians to move to. (And of course, I promptly met some folks from CA in Hays.) I haven't been in the cities much but haven't seen anyone living in tents or shitting on the streets. Probably happens somewhere. Definitely happens in NYC

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 28, 2022 10:55 AM (uz3Px)

444 I'm sure Biden (and Obama ever more so, as pathetic as his sycophants were), gets a lot of "That's good, sir. A man of your skill would never miss a 6 foot putt."
Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm)


I'd like to see a round played --

Potato Joe vs Whoa Phat.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 10:55 AM (gmo/4)

445 PMA also has Henry Ossawa Tanner's painting "The Annunciation" on view.
------------------
That's wonderful. I like the realistic setting while Mary still has her traditional blue "dress" in the room and Gabriel as a bright light.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)

446 One day in Atlanta my dad was in town for a visit and we headed to the club. Got paired with another 2 two-some from out of town.

On about the 3rd hole they suggested a "friendly" match.

They started pressing the bet on 13 tee.

It got ugly from there. Several hundred bucks of ugly.

It was so ugly that I refused to take their money after we finished with them.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 10:56 AM (MkuC5)

447 I *love* Chef John. You ever see the Just Some Toast parody?

https://youtu.be/RCD7yzZvHiU
Posted by: Oedipus at September 28, 2022 10:49 AM


I loved that!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:56 AM (4p7Em)

448 This is crap. I've seen that dude swing. There's little chance he's a 13 handicap.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)



from the lady's tee box.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 10:56 AM (yQpMk)

449 Biden Regime Approves Plan for All 50 States to Install EV Charging Stations Covering 75,000 Miles of Highway

AKA, plans to funnel tax money to donors.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 10:56 AM (UuD2k)

450
I don't think anywhere is *permanently* safe from Californians. Once the swarm hollows out one place, it swarms on to the next.

As long as anything remains to be despoiled, the swarm will keep moving.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 10:57 AM (oINRc)

451
I hope the remnants of the HC move off into the Atlantic quickly. Last years Ike did a number with extensive flood damage in my corner of PA. Homes still running off generators, trash still on lawns, porta potties still outside. A restaurant I like along the Schuylkill River took months to reopen with massive volunteer effort. The dining area sat about 28 feet above the river. It was waist high in there.

Hurricanes like to come to PA to die. Not quite the uplifting state motto, but we're #2 in historical flood damage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 28, 2022 10:58 AM (y3pKJ)

452 Describe thou to me the visage of Marcellus Wallace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:58 AM (4p7Em)

453 I trust Auric Goldfinger's handicap before I believe Potato Joe's or Branco's...

Of course, as has been said upthread, if I'm playing against them, I'll send a limo for them if they claim those numbers

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 10:58 AM (BgMrQ)

454 So I have a call with a new "financial advisor" in a few minutes. Whatever he may suggest, I am sticking with my plan of staying out of equities for the next six months.

I expect a short call, so to speak.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 10:58 AM (yQpMk)

455 153 Dali’s art is not my flavor with one exception—Christ on the Cross. I have it on a prayer card.
Posted by: 7man at September 28, 2022 09:54 AM (qwO6y

His "Last Supper" is impressive.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2022 10:59 AM (qyH+l)

456 452 Describe thou to me the visage of Marcellus Wallace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 10:58 AM (4p7Em)

Verily, Whut...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)

457 The hooker's name is JiQai Bao. Hunter's Fang-Fang.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 10:59 AM (aursc)

458 450
I don't think anywhere is *permanently* safe from Californians. Once the swarm hollows out one place, it swarms on to the next.

As long as anything remains to be despoiled, the swarm will keep moving.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 10:57 AM (oINRc)

This is true. However, if your area is perceived as backward and inbred redneck gun stroking dick enough, it has proven to be somewhat of a vaccine from California disease.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 11:00 AM (QSjkU)

459 Elon Musk To Rumble: “Let’s Talk”

https://tinyurl.com/29kar5cf

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 11:00 AM (ZCool)

460 I have family in Tampa area. They've evacuated inland. Lights flickering. The storm surge will not be as bad they as was geared. Lots worse south, in cape coral area.

Most likely Cat4 at landfall. 150+ sustained winds currently.

"Weatherman plus" is a good YT live streamer for this storm, imo, if you are interested. No hype. Better than weather channel hysteria, for sure.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 11:00 AM (Rbu5d)

461 Dali is kind of nuts and put some very silly stuff out but this is one of his best works. The horror within horror.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 11:01 AM (Ivdso)

462 St. Johns county Florida is now under mandatory evac for Zone A (coastal and areas adjacent to the river).

Ain't gonna go. As a tropical storm Ian won't have the mojo to back up the river like Irma did.

Even so, the rainfall predictions are biblical... So there's that.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 11:01 AM (MkuC5)

463
394 FWIW, the Dali museum in St Petersburg is likely to get hit by a hurricane today


Surf's up on Lake Ladoga!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2022 11:01 AM (pNxlR)

464 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

465 Interesting GIF of sunset covering Ian as it [he??] crosses the Gulf.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1574963673096851456

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 11:02 AM (yikp0)

466 Huge tent city going up in Orchard Beach, Bronx to "temporarily house" thousands of illegals says Mayor.
No word from AOC on events in her district...maybe she'll call it inhumane and racist and abusive and unfair and...thanks for keeping them away from Westchester.

Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 11:03 AM (4h9M3)

467 I forget the exact stats but to be a 13 handicapper would place you in the very elite of recreational golfers, to put it mildly (typical round in the 80s?). Saw the US golf associations #s years ago. I think the % of people who regularly shoot under 100 is fairly small. These political/public figures, in most cases, claiming such numbers are as ridiculous in this case as they often are about important things. Trump's an exception, I think, as he played a lot and took it seriously, though I've never seen his alleged handicap.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 11:05 AM (OTzUX)

468 NEW: Trump offers to "head up group" to negotiate peace in Russia-Ukraine war
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 28, 2022 10:42 AM (FVME7)

He very well might be able to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 11:08 AM (QUkKB)

469 I've seen Obama swing in person (He stepped on my tee time at Andrews AFB).

He's not a 13 handicap even if you let him tee off from the fairway.

Posted by: ballistic - They want you dead or in camps. Prepare accordingly. at September 28, 2022 11:13 AM (oXNqT)

470
He very well might be able to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2022 11:08 AM


They (Biden Administration) will never let him do it. They'll start a whispering campaign about some violation of the law.

Why? Fear that he'll succeed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 28, 2022 11:13 AM (y3pKJ)

471 Obama's handicap, lolgf.

We've seen him shoot a basketball, ffs.

I, I, ... (refusing to add as many as needed), let me be clear...

Posted by: micky at September 28, 2022 11:24 AM (3byMq)

472 I'd hit it! That's some migraine.

That's a dilly Dali.

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