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Greetings, Deplorables! How's everybody doing? I've been trying to get my new optic mounted. I got it from a left wing weapons manufacturer, I'm trying to get a feel for their tech.
Thursday Quiz
RED ALERT! America Could Face A Beer Shortage Due To Mississippi Underground Volcano Gas Leak
According to scientific experts, the United States is experiencing a CO2 shortage due to contamination that is showing up in CO2 being sourced from an extinct underground volcano in Mississippi.If there's one thing that would be sure to throw the country into chaos, it's running out of beer.
No, I haven’t been drinking. This isn’t #fakenews.
The Jackson Dome, which sits 2,900 feet beneath Jackson, Mississippi, has provided CO2 to the restaurant and beer industries going all the way back to 1977, but this summer, the supply was contaminated by raw gas which means the CO2 is useless and has led to a shortage of the gas that is critical to the brewing industry.
You know where this is going: the supply chain is being wrecked and prices have jumped as a result.
Get them off of me!
Scientists have calculated how many ants are on Earth. And it's a lot. The biomass of ants is greater than all birds and mammals combined.
“It’s unimaginable,” Patrick Schultheiss, a lead author on the study who is now a researcher at the University of Würzburg in Germany, said in a Zoom interview. “We simply cannot imagine 20 quadrillion ants in one pile, for example. It just doesn’t work.”20 quadrillion. What's weird is that about half of them live in my yard. When we first moved to Texas, everybody kept apologizing about the heat. They should have apologized for the bugs. We've got ants everywhere. Not fire ants, fortunately, but the little sugar ants. And boy do they get angry if we're late with the rent.
Counting all those insects — or at least enough of them to come up with a sound estimate — involved combining data from “thousands of authors in many different countries” over the span of a century, Schultheiss added.
Idiots Out Walking Around
No, not Iowa. New York City.
My Morning With the Park Slope Panthers
I swear, I thought I was a parody or a script for a pretty funny skit. Nope. The Post reported on the meeting too. Seems a resident of Park Slope attempted to start a neighborhood watch/Guardian Angel type group to combat the rise in crime in his neighborhood.
The group—a few older, white women who love their pets; a young white man who said he was there for the sake of his younger sister’s safety; a forty-something Asian woman who wanted to “elevate Park Slope culture as a whole”—nodded along.
The Venn diagram for Park Slopers and Democratic voters is pretty much a circle. No one wanted to be labeled Park Karens. This made the whole crime-fighting thing a bit awkward: “It’s about finding a way that’s non-biased to report these things and have people feel like it’s safe here,” said Emily, one of the Panthers.“You don’t want to fall into that stereotype of privilege.”
A group of four who looked to be in their early twenties—three women and one man—rolled up about 15 minutes into the meeting. “Are y’all the Park Slope Panthers?” The one who asked was dragging a speaker on wheels and playing electronic music, presumably to drown out the meeting. “We are super not into you guys having your meeting or doing anything in the park.”
… As far as the name, and the fortysomething dude’s problem with it: “There’s two statues of panthers at an entrance to the park,” Nammack pointed out, gesturing toward the two limestone pedestals designed by Stanford White. The panthers had been sculpted by Alexander Phimister Proctor, and had been there since 1898.
Didn’t matter. “Using the Panthers as your group’s name is kind of abhorrent to me,” said one of the girls. She was white, wearing cut-off jean shorts, loafers with socks, and a Baggu purse. “It feels antithetical to what the Black Panthers would stand for.” The next girl to speak said her name was Sky. She, too, was white, and had also grown up in the neighborhood: “It’s easy to be wrong about who you’re going after, particularly when those are some of the few black people still living in the neighborhood, and they’ve been pushed out on the streets by all white, ultra-wealthy people.”
There's more, so much more, but you'll have to follow the link to read it. I did come to a realization while reading, however. These people....they're Eloi. I mean to a fuckin' T. And the Morlocks are coming out to feed.
Unexpectedly
America's blackest city elected a Democratic Socialist mayor and there are problems It's not going well.
Pronounced kuh-LEED kuh-MAH-oo, the mayor legally changed his name when he was 18, choosing to use all lowercase letters in the West African Yoruban tradition that prizes the community over the individual. Whereas the former mayor and most of the council members practice the incremental, integrationist, typically more moderate politics of Atlanta’s Black elite, kamau is much more radical — a gay, Christian, socialist, self-described “elected activist” and “Black nationalist,” a former film student, flight attendant, bus driver, Black Lives Matter organizer and city council member. As mayor, he has to this point, and to the constant consternation of his fellow Democratic South Fulton elected officials, stressed his slogans of “America’s Blackest City” and “Black on Purpose.” His goal, he has said, is to create here not only a “laboratory” for progressive policy but “a real-life Wakanda”
The city council is trying desperately to save the city from his madness
in a tense convening in which it felt like most of the onlookers on-hand were kamau supporters from the area’s Black activist community, the council effectively un-fired the city attorney — kamau could do what he did, according to the city charter, and the council also could do what it did — voiced strenuous support for the police department and its chief, stripped kamau of his duty as chair of this meeting and finally and unceremoniously instituted a vote of no confidence in the mayor.Running a city according to CRT doesn't work. Who would have thunk such a thing? Massholes
“A vote of no confidence in Mayor khalid kamau is warranted. It is necessary,” said a practically seething Corey Reeves, the mayor pro tem. He called kamau’s remarks earlier in the week “misleading,” “false” and “simply irresponsible.” He “stood on the steps of Camelot condominiums,” Reeves continued, “and instead of calling out the slum lords, he chose to call out this council by saying there is a culture of corruption, a culture in which it is perceived he is the nucleus.” He said he and his fellow members of council had been “rendered choiceless” in their no-confidence vote…
…the rest of the city council took turns censuring the mayor.
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 23, 2022
Graphic is way to big to fit here, you'll have to follow this link.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 09:50 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 09:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 22, 2022 09:51 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 09:55 PM (cf6si)
During cremation the heat makes your muscles contract, so the last act of a cremated person on this planet is to hit your head on the inside of the coffin.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 09:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 22, 2022 09:56 PM (p/nbH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 09:56 PM (4I/2K)
I'm guessing the number is much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 09:58 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 22, 2022 09:59 PM (nxdel)
***
Yes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 22, 2022 09:59 PM (p/nbH)
That despite how my remains are taken care of, the sun will either go supernova or just blink out at some point.
So why recycle?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)
The Paolo may be misreading this, but the Paolo's wet bone is rarely found to be uncomfortable.
Posted by: Paolo at September 22, 2022 09:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 22, 2022 10:00 PM (iPbC0)
Posted by: Holy Crap at September 22, 2022 10:01 PM (FW1f4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)
You have the best newsletter on the planet.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 22, 2022 10:01 PM (Xrfse)
As a usual day walker, I promise to tread lightly on the ONT.
*whistles Tiptoe Through the Tulips*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:01 PM (atmen)
Even stranger, they all congregate around me when I'm driving.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:02 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: wing at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry
You’re the first at 10:00. That’s something.
Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (Ygx2e)
During cremation the heat makes your muscles contract, so the last act of a cremated person on this planet is to hit your head on the inside of the coffin.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 09:56 PM (Bd6X
So the corpse bangs it's head on the lid, and posthumously does a Homer Simpson "D'Oh...
HAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever will always be barren and never produce a sequel.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 09:56 PM (4I/2K)
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On a related note, most of the students I teach--if not all of them--are smarter than I am (in raw intelligence), though I am by no means stupid...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (r46W7)
Two possibilities here. Opposites attract. Birds of a feather.
Pick the one that you feel suits you best.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (Bd6X8)
The average number of human skeletons inside a human body is greater than 1.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:05 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Holy Crap at September 22, 2022 10:05 PM (FW1f4)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (ftFVW)
I guess he didn't get the memo, or didn't read it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever will always be barren and never produce a sequel.
Posted by: Colonel Travis
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My oldest daughter is likely barren will never have a child.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:05 PM (uPgE
Wait..wut?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (mE7cY)
The Evil White Colonialists probably only gave them lowercase letters as a way to keep them doen.
Posted by: a.moron at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (J00IM)
The average number of human skeletons inside a human body is greater than 1.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:05 PM (uPgE/)
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I'd be a lot more concerned if it was less than one...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (ftFVW)
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What if I told you there are 25 million tons of spiders?
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (RG7Wy)
that my office beer fridge is now mostly filled with faggy seltzers and sours. And that I work with a guy who seems to shop at Osh-Kosh B'Gosh. Came to the office last week dressed in bib overall short pants.
And, yes, he pilots a Tesla.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
By weight, you are mostly human.
But by number of cells, you are over half bacteria.
About 40 trillion bacterial cells to 30 trillion human ones.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (P1f+c)
*I saw this chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere once...
Posted by: Zettai
yep
Posted by: Ozymandias at September 22, 2022 10:08 PM (d+wXR)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 22, 2022 10:08 PM (4B3eq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:08 PM (atmen)
During cremation the heat makes your muscles contract, so the last act of a cremated person on this planet is to hit your head on the inside of the coffin.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 09:56 PM (Bd6X
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Do they actually roast the coffin? Seems like a major waste of money. I figured they wrapped you in sheets, and tossed you in.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:08 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 22, 2022 10:09 PM (hdl8D)
Posted by: Theodore at September 22, 2022 10:09 PM (1d0aU)
Sorry, but you can only be two of those at the same time - the ones at either end. You can't combine the center one with anything else.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2022 10:09 PM (BJd6U)
And, yes, he pilots a Tesla.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Stylin and profilin
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:09 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (J00IM)
Be grateful.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
Pffft...
Posted by: Big Fungi at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (BgMrQ)
I guess he didn't get the memo, or didn't read it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
LOL! Constables are a mixed bag; I've known some personally who were great LEO's, as dedicated as any. On the other hand, a few years back almost the entire Dallas County Constable's office was arrested when it came out that they were rousting illegals and anyone else with a record hiding out - and instead of arresting them, they would steal all their shit including their cars, then sell it all through fences and pocket the money. What tipped people off was when it got to where everyone associated with that office had 2 or 3 brand new cars sitting in their driveways.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (S7une)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Theodore at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (1d0aU)
I don't have a problem with that. They are a great natural pest control. Don't kill it.. relocate it.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (bUGMk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)
I assumed they used a big cookie sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
Cast iron dutch oven?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)
And, yes, he pilots a Tesla.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Hell has a basement.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD)
And you people call me high.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Theodore at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (1d0aU
Was she still as pretty as you remembered?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:12 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:12 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Colonel Travis
Are they willing to eat the ants?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 22, 2022 10:12 PM (ftFVW)
Ya can't trust a fart
Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 22, 2022 10:09 PM (hdl8D)
I am going on 57. this is truth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)
And you people call me high.
Posted by: JackStraw
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lol
If yer preggers, ya got more than one.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:13 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:13 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 22, 2022 10:13 PM (wB1BO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
So true.
Posted by: Al Roker at September 22, 2022 10:14 PM (ftFVW)
…Until they see a spider.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Good thing I'm not a feminist.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:14 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Nope, they come from the cabbage patch.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 22, 2022 10:15 PM (ftFVW)
The palatial Zettaibunker is plagued at times with carpenter ants...
I can confidently identify them as carpenter ants on account of the great many very small beer cans they leave strewn about...
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:15 PM (Xrn6k)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 22, 2022 10:13 PM (wB1BO)
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LOL
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:15 PM (aKMRW)
To be honest I've never followed anyone through the whole process. But I would imagine they either keep you in a box or have some sort of restraint system to keep bodies from bumping the burners.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)
I assumed they used a big cookie sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
Cast iron dutch oven?
Just be glad they aren't doing sous vide....yet.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:15 PM (Xrn6k)
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Do they bring enough to share with you?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (mE7cY)
I guess we'll see what the deal is soon.
Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2022 10:17 PM (6RgRK)
To be honest I've never followed anyone through the whole process. But I would imagine they either keep you in a box or have some sort of restraint system to keep bodies from bumping the burners.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X
I know that when they tried to cook James Bond they roasted the coffin. But he got out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:17 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 22, 2022 10:18 PM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:18 PM (Qzn2/)
>Wakanda had a magic metal. South Fulton has what? Magic plumbing?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2022 10:18 PM (w2Z7l)
and it is better than every other electric car
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 22, 2022 10:18 PM (cPBda)
Posted by: Adam Ant at September 22, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse)
I guess that justifies the women thinking he's hot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 10:20 PM (Bd6X8)
America's blackest city elected a Democratic Socialist mayor and there are problems
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Who votes for these lunatics?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2022 10:20 PM (VwHCD)
I assumed they used a big cookie sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
My Dad was in a casket for the Catholic Mass, but was cremated afterward. It's not easy to explain, but I liked seeing him lying in state. My brother said that he looked like an old timey gunslinger. Dad had a great mustache. It was very cathartic, actually. Helped with the goodbyes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (mE7cY)
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We're only a vulture away from sky burials now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
For more than two weeks, Abbott has sent about 500 border crossers and illegal aliens to Chicago, Illinois, which prides itself on being a sanctuary jurisdiction for illegal aliens.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (cPBda)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (atmen)
The process takes several weeks with some help from critters that breakdown corpses. I don't know what they do with bones. Costs about $5k and you get three bags of grannies best yard dust.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (t0O2k)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:22 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Adam Ant at September 22, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse)
Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill Bungalow Bill...
Sorry! Wrong artist.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 22, 2022 10:22 PM (BgMrQ)
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These Cadillac hearses and fancy black suits don't pay for themselves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:22 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:17 PM (r46W7)
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I assume they put him on a slow conveyor belt, and then left, assuming everything would work out as they planned.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:23 PM (uPgE/)
To be honest I've never followed anyone through the whole process. But I would imagine they either keep you in a box or have some sort of restraint system to keep bodies from bumping the burners.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X
I know that when they tried to cook James Bond they roasted the coffin. But he got out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:17 PM (r46W7)
They have a cheap casket made for cremation if you want a viewing first. We did that with my mom. They look good enough for a viewing, better than I expected actually, then they just burn up the whole thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2022 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (cPBda)
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Not even a Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:23 PM (Qzn2/)
I assumed they used a big cookie sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Cast iron dutch oven?
Just be glad they aren't doing sous vide....yet.
Posted by: Archimedes
Que?
Posted by: Yellowstone National Park at September 22, 2022 10:24 PM (P1f+c)
To do what, exactly? They can't stop them at the state line for no reason.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:24 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Zettai "
Also by the amount of verbal abuse they direct at the new guy.
Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2022 10:24 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Swallows bring no babies at all.
HeyOhhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
Remember that kid who ran around the school yard pulling people's hair? Or the bully that took your school work and threw it in the river and laughed? That's the heart of conservative "comedy". Attention-seeking + using cruelty to laboriously try to assert dominance.
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Get down!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2022 10:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2022 10:24 PM (PTDkx)
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IT HAS BEEN [4] DAYS SINCE OR LAST FATAL ACCIDENT
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:25 PM (Qzn2/)
To do what, exactly? They can't stop them at the state line for no reason.
Also, Chicago is a sanctuary city.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:21 PM (aKMRW
These people are clowns
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (Xrn6k)
Good thing we know how to make more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (8u4vn)
I saw this earlier. There's not a chance in hell that group doesn't end in angry accusations, slander, and lawsuits. It's a guaranteed shit show. The first black guy they encounter, it's over.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:23 PM (uPgE/)
Scott: Come on! I got a gun, I'll go get it, we can shoot him right now!
Dr. Evil: You Just Don't Get It, Do You?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
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When my Dad passed, he wasn't buried in a suit. It was jeans and one of his work shirts. That was how I remember him. I've only seen him dressed up a few times (usually for weddings).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 22, 2022 10:26 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: In fairness at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (Xrfse)
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The horror! The horror!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Zettai
Also by the amount of verbal abuse they direct at the new guy.
Posted by: Ripley
And the whistles at the passing ladybugs?
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (LsEU/)
that my office beer fridge is now mostly filled with faggy seltzers and sours. And that I work with a guy who seems to shop at Osh-Kosh B'Gosh. Came to the office last week dressed in bib overall short pants.
And, yes, he pilots a Tesla.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
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How are these even a thing?
They're not assless bib overall short pants, are they? Because this is the timeline for Assless Bib Overall Short Pants Casual Friday to manifest, after which the seventh seal is broken.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai "
Also by the amount of verbal abuse they direct at the new guy.
Posted by: Ripley
>Couple of beers and these guys are catcalling bitches on the jobsite. Amirite?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Carpenter Ants and Mohels at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:29 PM (xhaym)
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Spatchcocking!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
I assumed they used a big cookie sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
A really, really big sous vide bag?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (8u4vn)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (Cus5s)
That's a *bad* thing?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (bUGMk)
Exactly. Pretty hard to avoid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (8u4vn)
Do they separate the multiple skeletons or just mix them all together?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (ZLI7S)
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The horror! The horror!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Truth in Advertising - as the election gets closer, pollsters start to realize they can't afford to burn their reputations with idiotic fake polls showing that Beto is "close".
The only real question is whether Beto can top the 38.9% that Wendy Davis got in 2014. I don't think he can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (r46W7)
Spatchcocking!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ
You cuss like a sailor!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY)
They’s blowin’ in the wind
Posted by: Bobby Dillone at September 22, 2022 10:32 PM (csvZG)
Someone wants to grow a Moron tree, I'll be perfect fertilizer!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2022 10:32 PM (e6UQI)
and Texas supports neither.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2022 10:32 PM (Cus5s)
Do they separate the multiple skeletons or just mix them all together?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Single barrel or blend?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Low bar
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (cPGH3)
Sorry, but I need JoeXiden to weigh in on this...
He'll amp up the entire conversation.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 22, 2022 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Except...any metallic implants, generally titanium. Those are salvaged and...sold for reuse. I know a guy that deals in 'used' titanium 'parts'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (RuRuy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (atmen)
If it's extinct, why is it leaking? I'm asking for a friend.
F'n experts. Evening, y'all.
I idiotically played golf today; heat index was a nice cool 103 degrees.
"What are you doing tomorrow?"
Well, it's gonna be much cooler, by 2 degrees, so I'm playing golf again. Bangs head against wall.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (JOtiF)
Don't know, never was told, apparently it is unimportant.
Anyone got a clue? Methane? SO2? Unsanctioned CO2?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)
That's a *bad* thing?
Posted by: SFGoth
He didn't say "bad," he said "uncomfortable."
If you were near a pizza when a nuke flash-defrosted it, you would most certainly be uncomfortable. Thankfully, only for a short while.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (RuRuy)
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Then there's the gold teeth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Kindltot
There's this product... aluminum foil.
It's your friend.
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2022 10:34 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: JackStraw
I'll say this about that: When my wife's ashes were returned to me, they filled the urn exactly. Perfectly level with the top of the urn. Now, what are the chances that her body was the exact right weight/composition to be reduced to the precise amount of ash needed to fill that container?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:34 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (ZLI7S)
old grim joke, abbreviated version:
grieving widow opens the coffin, is shocked to see some other man there. Runs to funeral director, saying "you got the wrong man, you got the wrong man!!!" Director turns and yells at assistant "Dammit Charlie, you forgot to swap the heads!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 22, 2022 10:35 PM (p/nbH)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Not during a hot summer.
Posted by: The Predator at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (FhXTo)
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I'm gonna have to see your work on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (FVME7)
Zelensky is demanding the west (US) preemptively launch nukes are Russia if they even look like they are about to use nukes in Ukraine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (RuRuy)
Jackson's water billing is so screwed up that a sixth of water customers don't get a bill, and another third don't pay.
Hard to run a water system when only half the water customers pay.
The State of Mississippi is helping out - but it is paying the contractors working on Jackson's water system directly. For some reason the State thinks that simply handing money to Jackson city government is a Bad Idea.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)
most likely methane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nope. He's just a big giant man-baby with a beard. He is just a fucking weirdo.
My toddler nephew dresses better.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
In Japan, the family of the departed remove the unburnt bits in the cremation ashes themselves with chopsticks, starting at the foot end working up, and put them in the urn...
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (1CNE0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
My wife has had bilateral hip replacement. She has asked that, should she die first, I retrieve her hips from the crematorium and have two golf clubs made from them.
Sometimes, she is pretty far out there.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:37 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 22, 2022 10:37 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Zettai
Also by the amount of verbal abuse they direct at the new guy.
Posted by: Ripley
And the whistles at the passing ladybugs?
Posted by: mikeski
You wish! Look at your puny thorax.
Posted by: Ladybug at September 22, 2022 10:37 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (1CNE0)
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That's so adorable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:37 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:38 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2022 10:11 PM (bUGMk)
Exactly. Pretty hard to avoid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (8u4vn)
Yup, I used to homebrew, and I don't ever recall having to hook my bottles to a volcano.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 22, 2022 10:39 PM (knTBo)
Zelensky desperately, desperately wants to start World War Three.
I have no idea why he thinks that either Ukraine or himelf personally would benefit from this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 22, 2022 10:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (1CNE0)
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Japan.
Nuked too much? Or not enough?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (FhXTo)
Don't know, never was told, apparently it is unimportant.
Anyone got a clue? Methane? SO2? Unsanctioned CO2?
Eric Swalwell was seen leaving the area.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)
Well, volcanoes can emit both H2S and SO2. Might even be some methane.
Maybe "raw gas" was supposed to be "sour gas". Journalists are ignorant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (8u4vn)
Also says Biden could stop all of this if he just called Ukraine and Russia to the negotiating table and stopped funding Ukraine's war.
But he didn't. He upped the stakes at the UN along with Blinken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:41 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: jewells45
About that, someone else gets the final say - no matter what you desired.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:41 PM (LsEU/)
Zelensky is demanding the west (US) preemptively launch nukes are Russia if they even look like they are about to use nukes in Ukraine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:36 PM (mE7cY)
Fake and gay little fcktard needs to shut up. But for some reason the idiots want him there for now...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 10:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:41 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (RuRuy)
He or someone like him will get a couple of pounds of Ti from my ashes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:37 PM
The adorable part is that every bit removed is passed around to the other family members before it's put into the urn...
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (1CNE0)
A real Profile in Courage, that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:16 PM (ayzS/)
CA within five years. It will be legal to compost, sous vide, bury in the back yard or in public parks, dissolve in 55 Gal Drums using drano or generic lye, and "just leave in a dumpster for Waste Management Inc to pick up bi-weekly"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)
I have no idea why he thinks that either Ukraine or himelf personally would benefit from this.
I have some insight.
Posted by: The Joker at September 22, 2022 10:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 10:43 PM (W/9Bb)
Would you settle for a mug?
Posted by: Tamerlane at September 22, 2022 10:43 PM (ayzS/)
https://youtu.be/sks0x_GJIDs
Studio must have been quite cold and/or she really got into the idea of having two lovers at about 2:10.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Russia really needs to put a slug in his festering brain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:43 PM (8u4vn)
That's recycling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 10:44 PM (Qzn2/)
That's disturbing and I'm very sorry for what you went through.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:44 PM (ZLI7S)
https://tinyurl.com/82jpxmr7
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (FhXTo)
ROFL! Somebody put a whole lot of work into that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: jewells45
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This body is but a shell.
Your forever body, otoh, will be perfect.
Jesus says so, and he kinda proved it when he overcame death.
Cremation, burial, doesn't matter what your earthly remains rest as, when He returns, you will have a new body.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well
There is a bone museum near me that uses beetles of some kind to remove flesh from new specimens. I'm guessing they're not permitted to do that on human bodies, but maybe in the future we could all be skeletons hanging in our kids' closets.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
Would you settle for a mug?
Posted by: Tamerlane at September 22, 2022 10:43 PM (ayzS/)
Sure. why not?
Or a cereal bowl reserved for Kaboom in front of a TV playing Loony Tunes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)
I bet he also knew every rivet and screw on the inside of his locker door
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (1CNE0)
Your forever body, otoh, will be perfect.
Jesus says so, and he kinda proved it when he overcame death.
Cremation, burial, doesn't matter what your earthly remains rest as, when He returns, you will have a new body.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (aKMRW)
This. There was cremation in the Bible as well. God raised us from dust once before. It's not like he's lost a step.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (mE7cY)
A real Profile in Courage, that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:42 PM (r46W7)
Longview seems to have an awful lot of churches that look country-club-ish to me, along with a high density of planned or gated communities on the north side. Maybe I just missed those parts but Tyler doesn't seem to have any of that.
Also, I'm going to call him Brave Sir Matthew from now on.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: JackStraw
Thanks JS but it's all okay. At that point it's an empty shell and all that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:47 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:47 PM (r46W7)
He's absolutely right.
Looks like we are going to have a huge nuclear crisis in October - I guess October is the traditional month for nuclear crises (1962, 1973, 2022) and stock market crashes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
I'm old enough to remember when 'state sponsor of terror' meant 'anyone other than the CIA that funds islamic terrorist groups.'
Posted by: Methos at September 22, 2022 10:47 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (mE7cY)
There's someone else who needs to shut the fck up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 10:48 PM (llON8)
Cesare the Somnambulist oversees the arrest of M by the Invisible Man, only to get shot down by Bogie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:48 PM (atmen)
Your forever body, otoh, will be perfect.
Jesus says so, and he kinda proved it when he overcame death.
Cremation, burial, doesn't matter what your earthly remains rest as, when He returns, you will have a new body.
Posted by: SMH
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☝🏻This☝🏻
Posted by: lin-duh at September 22, 2022 10:48 PM (UUBmN)
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That would make the Tx MoMee more...interesting.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:48 PM (aKMRW)
They're not assless bib overall short pants, are they? Because this is the timeline for Assless Bib Overall Short Pants Casual Friday to manifest, after which the seventh seal is broken.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
I loved mine when I was five. Other than that, they are handy for farmers and machinists.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:49 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM
What if one (and virtually every woman on the planet) is perfectly satisfied with the body he already has?
*Inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance...
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:50 PM (tVJUR)
Supposed to 'save us all' after a massive outbreak of chaos and war.
Keep an eye on the stars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:50 PM (mE7cY)
Dmitry Medvedev makes explicit what happens after the annexation elections in Ukraine:
Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said on Thursday that any weapons in Moscow's arsenal, including strategic nuclear weapons, could be used to defend territories annexed to Russia from Ukraine.
Medvedev, who also serves as deputy chairman of Russia's Security Council, said that referendums planned by Russian-installed and separatist authorities in large swathes of Ukrainian territory will take place, and "there is no going back".
"Therefore, various retired idiots with generals' stripes do not need to scare us with talk about a NATO strike on Crimea," Medvedev wrote on Telegram. "Hypersonic [missiles] are guaranteed to be able to reach targets in Europe and the United States much faster."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)
*Inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance...
Posted by: Zettai
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Well, in Heaven, everyone will be happy with their new bodies.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:51 PM (aKMRW)
Now do the Army's new M2-A1 "Nadler" Septic Tank.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2022 10:51 PM (e6UQI)
Longview seems to have an awful lot of churches that look country-club-ish to me, along with a high density of planned or gated communities on the north side. Maybe I just missed those parts but Tyler doesn't seem to have any of that.
Also, I'm going to call him Brave Sir Matthew from now on.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (llON
Yes, it fits him! As to Tyler - south side around Flint and towards Bullard. Pretty similar. I prefer the old central part of town myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:51 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:52 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Unfortunately on people that is called "spreading the blood eagle" and is mostly only used for human sacrifices to Odin.
Lutherans used to complain about that sort of thing, when I was a kid. Nowadays, who knows.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)
That's some great information. I've got a bunch of titanium holding my back together and I'm currently negotiating with my niece and nephews over who is going to change my adult diapers, bathe and dress me over my estate. Now the ante goes up.
Old man Potter has nothing on me. These ungrateful SOBs are going to work for the money.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2022 10:53 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:51 PM (aKMRW)
I want a 100 foot tall Mecha Body.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:50 PM (mE7cY)
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Yoo-hoooo!
Posted by: Matthew McCaugnahey at September 22, 2022 10:53 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Rather keep mine on the Lord.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:52 PM (aKMRW
That was a scripture reference. Luke 21.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:54 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)
A mine nearby has evidently breached it somehow and is leaking SO2 into it.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2022 10:54 PM (BJd6U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Unfortunately on people that is called "spreading the blood eagle" and is mostly only used for human sacrifices to Odin.
Lutherans used to complain about that sort of thing, when I was a kid. Nowadays, who knows.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)
The Paolo, when business is brisk, has been known to practice "batch cocking".
Posted by: the Paolo at September 22, 2022 10:54 PM (8u4vn)
Posted by: SMH
This
Posted by: lin-duh
And if not "that," what of people vaporized in nuclear explosions, or boiled away to nothing in Yellowstone's pools? I don't think "fell off a rock" or "visited Hiroshima on the wrong day" are sins that kick you off the "eternal life" list.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2022 10:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2022 10:54 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: GWB
Ew. Pre-skunked beer.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2022 10:55 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:55 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Kindltot
Hydrogen Sulfide. Pretty sure of that. Natural vulcanism is usually full of sulfide-type gases. And they're poisonous, too.
Methane has no taste or odor. They put a trace of methyl mercaptan in it so you can smell it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at September 22, 2022 10:55 PM (tjZg/)
Keep an eye on the stars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 10:50 PM (mE7cY)
___________
When the finger points to the stars, the idiot looks at the finger.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2022 10:56 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: the Paolo at September 22, 2022 10:54
+1
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 10:56 PM (tVJUR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 10:57 PM (W/9Bb)
Don't really care how I'm disposed of after I leave this mortal coil. More interested in how I fare afterwards.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2022 10:57 PM (Xrfse)
They'll be equipped with outmoded equipment, but we are already running out of the spiffy high-tech weapons, like Javelin anti-tank missiles and HIMARS rockets.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the worlds, she walks into mine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (atmen)
Posted by: redchief at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (XNvTW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 10:57 PM (W/9Bb)
So, I guess all the mercury in the amalgam tooth fillings goes up the chimney as vapor, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:59 PM (8u4vn)
Do they separate the multiple skeletons or just mix them all together?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (ZLI7S)
There was a policy for decades at the Oregon State Mental Hospital in Salem that all unclaimed remains of patients were to be cremated, and kept for possible reclamation. There was a basement vault that was used until the recent remodel.
Per my dad, there was a rumor that the standard issue metal urn was not correct size for a certain portion of the population, and the extra amount was tipped away. Possibly on the lawns.
A friend of mine was on a project to identify the remains of Vets, and have them interred at the Vets' cemetery if survivors could not be identified.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym)
National Grid and Eversource are the two major electricity providers for Massachusetts. Both companies have notified the Department of Public Utilities (DPU) that rates for electricity are about to skyrocket.
https://tinyurl.com/yc39b23y
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:59 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2022 10:59 PM (AmoqO)
The world leaders are all Satanists and are desperate to usher in the anti-christ. Hence their actions and the speed with which things are going downhill.
*removes tinfoil hat*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 11:00 PM (mE7cY)
*whistles Tiptoe Through the Tulips*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
to do this properly, one must use the correct jingle.
1-877-KARS-4KIDS
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 22, 2022 11:00 PM (3CCua)
I just watched "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" and Ethel Merman turned it from "unfunny" to "torture."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)
__________
For some reason I never thought IMMMMW was all that funny. It just went on and on and on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2022 11:01 PM (1Nxff)
Not vaporizing on seeing God is gonna be nice that way.
Posted by: Methos at September 22, 2022 11:01 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: SMH
It was necessary!
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 22, 2022 11:01 PM (P1f+c)
And that body will be subjected to pain and horrors you can barely imagine.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 11:02 PM (aKMRW)
The Android mobile users amongst us who've been waiting for Truth Social to come to the Play Store will be pleased to know that there is an APK out now that they can use in the meantime...
https://truthsocial.com/sideload
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 11:02 PM (RxcvQ)
Well, in Heaven, everyone will be happy with their new bodies.
__________
Where I'm afraid I'm going, I'll be getting Jerry Nadler's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2022 11:02 PM (1Nxff)
https://tinyurl.com/yc39b23y
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:59 PM (aKMRW)
So, in effect, they are acknowledging that the price of fossil fuels is what drives the price of electricity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:03 PM (8u4vn)
Posted by: Methos
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Kinda why we have to be made incorruptible.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 11:03 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
"Torture" you say? Buddy, you have no idea.
Posted by: Zombie Ernest Borgnine at September 22, 2022 11:03 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (8u4vn)
Fractional distillation is your friend here.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 11:04 PM (xhaym)
As discreetly as he can, the director informs the widow that her husband's enormous post-mortem erection is preventing the coffin lid from closing properly. She is momentarily taken aback, but then a strange looks comes over her face as she tells the director to cut off the appendage and shove it in his backside.
At the viewing the next morning, the mourners all remarked at the flushed appearance of the dearly departed. As the widow bent over the open casket for a last kiss goodbye, she spotted what looked like a tear falling down his cheek.
She smiled and whispered to her cheating husband, "Hurts, don't it!", and closed the coffin's lid.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)
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Concur. It was painful.
I prefer to remember her in "Airplane!":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJofODuHbco
War is hell.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai
Si se puede!
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at September 22, 2022 11:05 PM (d+wXR)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Ukraine is about to get a another big pile of cash
however, the DC crowd are taking there time about getting it out of congress cuz it will be a real Christmas tree
20% will be for Ukraine and the rest for lefty pet projects
the bill wil probably be in the 80 to 100 billion dollar range and will be put to vote right before the mid terms
the Z Man is real nut job
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2022 11:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2022 10:58 PM (m0zqP)
__________
For some reason I never thought IMMMMW was all that funny. It just went on and on and on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2022 11:01 PM (1Nxff)
When I first saw it as a kid, I hated it - bored me to tears. Watched it again as an adult, and there are parts that seem funnier now - but the humor is still very forced most of the time, and a lot of it is that real mean 50''s style "i hate my wife and she hates me!" so-called "humor".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 11:06 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (aKMRW)
Amen!
maybe in the future we could all be skeletons hanging in our kids' closets.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 22, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
Oh, I'm a skeleton in my kid's closet no matter what!
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2022 11:06 PM (BJd6U)
Israel was winning the 1973 war, and the Russians responded by preparing to send paratroops from Hungary to the Middle East, and Brezhnev sent a message to Nixon threatening unilateral action if Israel kept advancing.
Nixon responded by going to DEFCON 3. Didn't stay there very long, but a definite nuclear crisis.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2022 11:07 PM (I2/tG)
Would you settle for a mug?
Posted by: Tamerlane
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Candle holder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 11:07 PM (Bhmmq)
Pikers.
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 10:59 PM (8u4vn
Good question. I don't think they've used mercury in 40 years or so.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 11:09 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 10:45 PM (aKMRW)
can you tell Him to step on it !!
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2022 11:09 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Today, someone had swiped the 'c', leaving, 'Looking for losers'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 11:10 PM (Bhmmq)
Pikers.
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG
Just wait till people start dying because they don't want to incur massive bills.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 11:10 PM (mE7cY)
Would you settle for a mug?
Posted by: Tamerlane
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Candle holder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 11:07 PM (Bhmmq)
I want my skull to have a wind up spring hooked up to the jawbone so if someone picks it up the teeth will chatter. And it needs a HAHAHAHAHA soundtrack.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 11:10 PM (r46W7)
yes, I got my notice today but they said it will only be thru May
now, pull the other leg
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2022 11:10 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED
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In His mercy, He's staying His hand to draw more to Him, and to Eternity with Him, because there are still so many lost people in this world that will perish.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 11:11 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 11:10 PM (mE7cY)
Wait, wut?
Posted by: a Pelican at September 22, 2022 11:12 PM (8u4vn)
We'll finish off the old people who survived Covid.
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tucan at September 22, 2022 11:13 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Oh yes...just had an amalgam filling last week. Specifically discussed the mercury issue with the dentist. He apparently was very familiar with the question, and delivered a thoughtful discourse on the non-issue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2022 11:13 PM (Bhmmq)
Posted by: Secret Square at September 22, 2022 11:14 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Got that going now
Posted by: Joe Bitem at September 22, 2022 11:14 PM (d+wXR)
My ex's family operated a small nursing home in MA. It was right around the corner from a mental institution and when the institutions were closed back in the day the patients were basically abandoned. Those who had family that cared about them took them back and those who didn't were just forgotten.
They took two, a man and a woman, who were both older. Nobody came for them. They were given rooms in the nursing home and had menial "jobs" but were basically residents and lived very happily for the remainder of their lives. They became like family members, certainly more than their own families gave them. Nobody was happier for my ex when we got married than Eddie.
It's pretty disgraceful how we treat some of the most unfortunate. Nobody should be unclaimed.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 11:15 PM (ZLI7S)
It can be a "travelling" ornament, being shipped from MoMeet to MoMeet, a distinctive AoS "welcome" to one and all.
Rat-Fink style bloodshot glass eyes would be a small, requested upgrade though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2022 11:16 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Secret Square at September 22, 2022 11:14 PM (9WuX0)
Well, it's Jackson. It has to be underground, because if it were above ground, the Mayor would steal it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:16 PM (8u4vn)
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
You've got your good things
And I've got mine
In Heaven, everything is fine.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2022 11:16 PM (m0zqP)
America's blackest city elected a Democratic Socialist mayor and there are problems
He should catch up with his idiot fellow traveler from Jackson, MS and compare notes about their successes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 22, 2022 11:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 11:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
It can be a "travelling" ornament, being shipped from MoMeet to MoMeet, a distinctive AoS "welcome" to one and all.
Rat-Fink style bloodshot glass eyes would be a small, requested upgrade though.
Jim
More appropriate for the Hobby Thread.
Posted by: harrumpful Miklos at September 22, 2022 11:18 PM (d+wXR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
*stands up, takes a breath and starts to - . . . .
Nope, nope, nope. Sits back down quietly*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 11:19 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2022 11:17 PM
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 11:19 PM (RxcvQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:20 PM (8u4vn)
Lord I wanna go to Heaven, but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Posted by: Count Joe Diffie de Monet at September 22, 2022 11:20 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Low bar
Posted by: M
what is no?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 22, 2022 11:20 PM (bYkR0)
Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2022 11:20 PM (AmoqO)
It's pretty disgraceful how we treat some of the most unfortunate. Nobody should be unclaimed.
Posted by: JackStraw
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We then that are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak,
Posted by: Romans 15:1 at September 22, 2022 11:21 PM (4akfh)
Well, 2 hours passed the equinox, Fall has officially begun. Astronomical Autumn that is.
For Pixy, it's Spring now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Even stranger, they all congregate around me when I'm driving.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:02 PM (ayzS/)
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You mean like Grandpa who called from the car on the highway to tell his son that everyone was crazy, as they were all driving the wrong way.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:20 PM (8u4vn)
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You rich guys with your "grills" and "potatoes"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 11:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2022 11:20 PM (AmoqO)
You could get all you need by scrubbing flue gases from coal-fired power plants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:22 PM (8u4vn)
Posted by: Willie Nelson at September 22, 2022 11:22 PM (4akfh)
Good thread on Russia's mobilization. It's a real escalation and the West needs to meet it by drastic increases in arms support to Ukraine. There can be no holding back now. Ukraine needs heavier weapons, more weapons and massive amounts of ammunition for those weapons.
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
(sings) Springtime for Pixy, and for Germany...OH, WAIT
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:23 PM (8u4vn)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 22, 2022 11:23 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (nDrPh)
The world leaders are all Satanists and are desperate to usher in the anti-christ. Hence their actions and the speed with which things are going downhill.
*removes tinfoil hat*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 11:00 PM (mE7cY)
It's totes rational for people to think children as young as two can decide they are in the "wrong" body and need aggressive and irreversible hormone treatment and surgery to "fix" this problem. It's also totes rational to go into psycho hysterics and threaten people's jobs and/or professional especially *medical* licenses for suggesting alternate treatments for a flu variant.
Just saying...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Willie Nelson at September 22, 2022 11:22 PM (4akfh)
Highest concentration of THC ever measured.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (4I/2K)
That's an awfully specific off the cuff comment.
Have you thought about that previously? We would need a nice case to carry the skull of flamitude with the upgrades eyes from place to place.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (/yVB8)
Even stranger, they all congregate around me when I'm driving.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2022 10:02 PM (ayzS/)
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Is it 'great minds think alike' or 'fools seldom differ'?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
I want to die in my sleep peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 11:25 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Willie Nelson at September 22, 2022 11:22 PM (4akfh)
Willie was so full of resin, I suspect he could have almost been classed as a dab.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 11:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at September 22, 2022 11:25 PM (RxcvQ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (/yVB
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There's some good intel on Pelican cases in some of the earlier threads,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 11:27 PM (Qzn2/)
Anyone have any good ant recipes? Or recipes that they got from their aunt (I'm from the Midwest so they're pronounced the same).
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2022 11:27 PM (nDrPh)
I wonder what the current rate is per kW-hr. Ours here is about 12 cents with Mrs. Duke.
German power prices will hit the equivalent of over $1 per kW-hr.
If their grid doesn't collapse, which it well might.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Have you thought about that previously? We would need a nice case to carry the skull of flamitude with the upgrades eyes from place to place. Posted by: Pete Bog at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (/yVB
The idea was sparked by all the skull tankard and candleholder talk. Inspiration hit in a flash.
The case would have to be like one of Berserker's old amp "road cases". Black crinkle vinyl, shaped steel corners and steel folded edges. Get a pair of those big butterfly pull-clamp latches, too. Old Skook Roadie gear for the win!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2022 11:29 PM (e6UQI)
Good thread on Russia's mobilization. It's a real escalation and the West needs to meet it by drastic increases in arms support to Ukraine. There can be no holding back now. Ukraine needs heavier weapons, more weapons and massive amounts of ammunition for those weapons.
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:22 PM (I2/tG)
How much Lockheed Martin stock does he have?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 11:29 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Termites are the real methane emitters. Eat those first.
Posted by: mikeski is a weird shade of Green at September 22, 2022 11:29 PM (P1f+c)
I wonder what the current rate is per kW-hr. Ours here is about 12 cents with Mrs. Duke.
German power prices will hit the equivalent of over $1 per kW-hr.
If their grid doesn't collapse, which it well might.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
That could make mobilization to attack OMG Russia-Russia-Russia ... difficult.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 22, 2022 11:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: publius,
After that heat wave, this genuinely feels like fall. Though my arch suspicion anticipates this weekends' heat and my disappointment. I so looked forward to stuffing whities into the boot with pumpkins and spices... oh, ignore that part.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2022 11:33 PM (IyrhE)
TCM has A Christmas Story on demand. I just noticed that after Ralphie says "Fuuuuudggge" and his dad tells him to get back in the car, his dad cracks up a bit.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2022 11:35 PM (nDrPh)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (nDrPh)
Formic acid might be a problem, colon wise.
Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2022 11:35 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2022 11:35 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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I'm not going to eat ants I'm going over to my congressman's house and grab a few steaks and a couple gallons of ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 22, 2022 11:35 PM (4B3eq)
We are pretty much double that in New England.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 11:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Secret Square at September 22, 2022 11:36 PM (9WuX0)
Mark Steyn said once that "we're rich enough to be stupid" to note the lunacy of the elitist Left.
The money runs out long before the stupid, and stupidity always runs out of money
Posted by: kbdabear at September 22, 2022 11:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 11:38 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: Secret Square at September 22, 2022 11:36 PM (9WuX0)
Here in Alberta, I switched from my former provider to a new reseller called "Brighter Futures Energy", and saved quite a bit of money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:42 PM (8u4vn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 11:43 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: free tibet at September 22, 2022 11:44 PM (Qq7oc)
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2022 11:44 PM (aKMRW)
I assumed they used a big cookie sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 22, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
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They would have to obtain a baker's license.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Oregon has really cheap hydroelectric power, which I suspect is why the Governor and her buddies are trying to tear down all the dams
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 11:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2022 11:46 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2022 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
IIRC, the Midwest grid region is one of the most distressed in terms of supply not meeting demand. Idiots shutting down all the coal plants in favor of green death.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:47 PM (8u4vn)
Dang.
That is the third reference to the Eloi I've heard in the last 72 hours. I guess I need to watch the damn movie.
Weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2022 11:48 PM (anj39)
Remember in Texas a while back during that winter fuckup, some of those customers who switched to the cheaper "providers" suddenly had their rates skyrocket, like $700 monthly bills when the spot rates shot the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2022 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
With James Arness and Fess Parker. Still remember the sounds they made.
Posted by: Javems at September 22, 2022 11:49 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2022 11:47 PM (8u4vn)
And a damn good price.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 11:49 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: Eric at September 22, 2022 11:50 PM (ZN5mG)
And, yes, he pilots a Tesla.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at September 22, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
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Does this make him tessellated then?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Swallows bring no babies at all.
HeyOhhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
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Not even baby coconuts?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)
they had missed the fine print in their contracts about force majeure etc.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 11:50 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2022 11:50 PM (4I/2K)
Three counties in Central Washington have their own dams on the Columbia River. They have to have close to the cheapest electric rates on Earth.
Chelan PUD:
Rate Schedule 1 (residential)
Monthly Basic charge $12.95
Energy Charge 2.7¢ per kWh
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:51 PM (I2/tG)
House GOP campaign agenda:
https://www.gop.gov/commitmenttoamerica/
You extremists going on about hyper-inflation and energy economy destruction and malignant indoctrination of children and federal employees - check back into reality. Covid vaccine is what people are worried about. At least the House GOP has got their ears to the ground.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 22, 2022 11:52 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 22, 2022 11:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 11:53 PM (W/9Bb)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2022 11:29 PM (e6UQI)
Well I definitely have some of those, thats for sure. I think for something as important as the Skull of Flamitude I would just put my cabinet maker skills to use and do something in a nice exotic wood with a steampunk meets viking motif.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2022 11:53 PM (VwHCD)
I was just reading Berenson. Thank God, uptake of the "vaccine" by kids 5 and under is only 2%.
Tucker played an ad some hospital was running. It was normalizing myocarditis in children. Happens all the time, don't worry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2022 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Real numbers, real bills. Some were even worse.
And a whole lotta those had to get paid, as they were true "cost-plus" contracts with the "providers". Ooops. Ooopsie!
Laws as to those kind of contracts did change after the Big Freeze. And most all of those companies no longer exist, anymore. Know what did ruin the Texas grid, well before that freeze? Obama's EPA tearing down most every coal fired generating plant in the State.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 22, 2022 11:54 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 22, 2022 11:54 PM (OTzUX)
The stores on the tourist Pier 39 in San Francisco have neither heating nor air conditioning. Too hot in October (the warmest month in SF), and too cold in January and February, but there are no tourists in January and February.
Posted by: The EU! at September 22, 2022 11:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 22, 2022 11:56 PM (4B3eq)
At least there were epic fights to prevent it, as I recall.
Oh, wait.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 22, 2022 11:57 PM (OTzUX)
Mitch the Bitch is throwing the Republican's under the bus..
Mean while's Lindsey Graham United States Senator (R) propping for the Democrat's... doing down low for the good ol' boys across the isle.
We have been had...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 22, 2022 11:57 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 11:57 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2022 11:58 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 22, 2022 11:54 PM (OTzUX)
I remember when we were criticizing the House GOP for just coasting this election, for not making any statements about what they intended to do if they took power. Okay, you were right, go with that first instinct. Just shut up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 11:58 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:01 AM (j9FkM)
Posted by: Georgia Guidestones at September 23, 2022 12:02 AM (Xrfse)
THAT'S what causes the Globull Warmi g so they got plenty of CO2 to carbonate beer with. I get so sick and tired of their lying.
Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2022 12:03 AM (Y274z)
:
I used to work for the McDonalds corporation in Boston, and they took us on various trips to our vendors. This took place on the Mac Bus (a swanky bus with tables, nicely upholstered seats, and yes, a bar). During the trip to the Filet O Fish vendor, we discovered that there is a floating fish factory on the Atlantic. Fish was caught, immediately processed, frozen, and sliced.
So quickly, in fact, that the fish fillets go through rigor mortis in the fryer, minutes before they are served to you. That's why they're sometimes warped instead of right angle rectangles.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2022 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Georgia Guidestones at September 23, 2022 12:04 AM (Xrfse)
If there is no "red wave" in this year's midterm elections, it's GAME OVER for this nation...
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:01 AM (j9FkM)
If there is, do you expect us to do things *you* want us to do???
Posted by: GOPe at September 23, 2022 12:04 AM (llON8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
With the support of their voters, of course.
And this is the equivalent of saying absolutely nothing, as obviously and pathetically a focus-grouped (and poorly done) fake campaign agenda as one can imagine.
They know nothing other than - let the election just come to us - and yet, as in 2010, there's some apparent felt need to do at least a head-fake towards an agenda. So we get this utterly bizarre vaccine thing *leading* their agenda, with a few laughably vapid platitudes about the economy and the "American dream" tossed in.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:04 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2022 12:06 AM (w2Z7l)
Oh, they're gonna hold the Chicoms accountable, they say. Useless fucks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2022 12:07 AM (r46W7)
Yeah, Steve Scalise no less. They shot this fucker, and this is what puts a fire in his belly.
As usual, Dems deserve to lose, but Repubs don't deserve to win.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 12:07 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:07 AM (j9FkM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2022 12:07 AM (W/9Bb)
Still playing well in Peoria.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 12:08 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2022 11:57 PM (atmen)
yeah, but that big ant stole the show.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2022 12:08 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 22, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Then they'd get sued and told to just bake the cake because they didn't want to do a gay wedding.
Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2022 12:09 AM (ou5qV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
I've discovered that my students think differently than I do. They are clever...raw intelligence is there...but they are just wired different.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 12:09 AM (anj39)
Oh, see this recent post by Steve Kirsch, sort of a roundup of various studies and papers showing the mRNA injectable products are not safe and effective, but just the opposite, dangerous and ineffective:
https://tinyurl.com/2gklgwfm
That's what's out there, being totally ignored by the media and medical-industrial complex here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)
I go for reality check
sorry..ya all voted wrong for that POS limp D**k
own it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2022 12:11 AM (J00IM)
Is it? Obviously they paid a fortune for surveys and focus groups that gave them this bizarre agenda item.
But my impression is that the vaccine thing, like the whole C19, is dead, not going anywhere. Vaccine uptake has dropped off a cliff.
And many of them were *wearing masks, outside*, during the publicity event. A significant portion of my despair and disbelief when Trump was removed wat that this complete derailment of science and society in 2020-etc would never be examined, the disastrous policies' failure documented, and a very searing public accounting held for it all. So that it would end, and never recur. Looks like the final nail in the coffin instead may be the GOP regaining some power.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:12 AM (OTzUX)
Sorted about a a gallon and a half of mixed hardware from a bucket, into categories: nuts, bolts, washers, everything else. Freed up the bucket, and pushed the more detailed sort(s) down the road a bit.
Painted the front sway bar for the Avanti, and later, installed it, or at least got part way into the process. It's hanging on its frame brackets, now. Also lubed a few grease fittings, and discovered why the speedometer does not work: the cable was laying against the exhaust pipe, got cooked, and seized up.
Put the newly-painted rear sway bar into the dune buggy chassis.
Did a load of laundry, and dried it on the line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 12:13 AM (8u4vn)
For example, see the study from Thailand. 29% of young adults had cardiac biomarker indicating injury. They looked before vaccination and after, you know, doing actual research on this question.
We don't even do such. Our experts don't want to look, don't want to learn anything they don't want to know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:13 AM (OTzUX)
Which video explains how to do the skull modifications?
This is what I found on the Ace of Spades Modelworks channel: https://tinyurl.com/h7j5d5zy
Posted by: Arbalest at September 23, 2022 12:15 AM (FlRtG)
of the political spectrum are guilty as sin. This was a debacle of epic proportions and the surface has barely been scratched. IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 12:15 AM (Xrfse)
Another slow night in Ti-a-juana...
I was promised a donkey show, but I've yet to see any dancing donkeys...
Not one!
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:16 AM (j9FkM)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2022 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Yikes! Undead fish fillets. Flipping unbelievable!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 12:16 AM (8u4vn)
I remember Blue's Clues from when my best friend had a kid way younger than I did, and I used to babysit him. Then I had one in 2020, and checked it out, and here's what it's become:
https://youtu.be/d4vHegf3WPU
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2022 12:16 AM (oINRc)
of the political spectrum are guilty as sin. This was a debacle of epic proportions and the surface has barely been scratched."
Absolutely.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:17 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:17 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2022 12:16 AM
Now do Dora The Explorer...
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:18 AM (j9FkM)
Don't know, never was told, apparently it is unimportant.
Anyone got a clue? Methane? SO2? Unsanctioned CO2?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)
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I read somewhere that they got greedy and drilled one or more other holes BUT went through a mine shaft and gas/air from there contaminated the dome. This may be wrong info.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 12:19 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 12:21 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:22 AM (j9FkM)
Another slow night in Ti-a-juana...
I was promised a donkey show, but I've yet to see any dancing donkeys...
Not one!
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:16 AM (j9FkM)
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They had problems booking Lena Dunham for the donkeys.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
Which video explains how to do the skull modifications?
This is what I found on the Ace of Spades Modelworks channel: https://tinyurl.com/h7j5d5zy
Posted by: Arb
you and buzz in the same thread?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 12:22 AM (urSGH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Obviously you sleep with different tits than do I.
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2022 12:22 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 12:13 AM (8u4vn)
I did a little work on some accounts, took a couple of naps and cooked dinner. Was in afib all day until after dinner. It was bad yesterday. Changed a med and that solved it. Thankfully.
Time for meds now.
Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 12:22 AM (AmoqO)
Canada sucks most suckley even though we have a CIC who is on path with a pithed frog most days...and a special ed graduate the rest of the days (sorry special ed grads).
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2022 12:23 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 12:19 AM (Xrfse)
I maintain that "These fish sticks are hard as tits" is the best nic any Moron has ever had. It's perfect. Inexplicable, but always funny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2022 12:26 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
That sounds unlikely. One would expect the CO2 source formation to have considerable pressure, whereas a mine shaft would be at atmospheric pressure, plus a few psi to account for the depth of the shaft. Leakage would be into the mine shaft. I think most likely, they simply depleted the reservoir. Volcano is extinct; it's not making any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 12:26 AM (8u4vn)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2022 10:31 PM (ZLI7S)
old grim joke, abbreviated version:
grieving widow opens the coffin, is shocked to see some other man there. Runs to funeral director, saying "you got the wrong man, you got the wrong man!!!" Director turns and yells at assistant "Dammit Charlie, you forgot to swap the heads!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)
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This was the one about the wrong burial suit the guy was wearing or something?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:17 AM
Christ, no! Not even close...
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:29 AM (BF7OB)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:31 AM (OTzUX)
https://tinyurl.com/82jpxmr7
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2022 10:40 PM (FhXTo)
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Looks like a transformer-crab with a big dick.
I was disappointed as I assumed your link would be to bewbs.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 12:35 AM (qfLjt)
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[squints]
Lessee...is that a #12, or a 1/4"?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:35 AM (RuRuy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 12:36 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 23, 2022 12:36 AM (q7YwT)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 12:31 AM
I know and I enjoy your tales of San Diego...
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:37 AM (h+XUy)
Latest Marine amphibious tank.
https://tinyurl.com/82jpxmr7
Posted by: DaveA
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Looks like a transformer-crab with a big dick.
I was disappointed as I assumed your link would be to bewbs.
Posted by: Ciampino
Giant crab from Mysterious Island.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2022 12:37 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 12:37 AM (kOpft)
Fight me.
Posted by: termites at September 23, 2022 12:38 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 12:37 AM
I've sensed this as well...
Posted by: Zettai at September 23, 2022 12:40 AM (h+XUy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 12:13 AM (8u4vn)
I made a partial wiring harness for a semi custom(pieced together)harley that had a very basic harness that was obviously done by Hellen Keller, and the owner wanted to add a digital speedo with all the indicators (oil, neutral, highbeam, etc) that he had no wiring for. This was a minor accident bike that I had to cut the front forks off with a sawzall because it was so badly twisted. Fun day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)
Interspersed with Zertec-induced naps. My sinuses have gone nuts. Managed to squeeze in lunch with a close friend, where we discussed the progress in conditioning the acoustics of a large meeting space with which we are associated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:42 AM (S4oWs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 12:43 AM (KFhLj)
391 C-fifth
I don't know. This channel simply appeared one day, it involves tools, and there seems to be a connection of some sort.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 23, 2022 12:43 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Berserker
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AOP has some used shocks that can be cobbed on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:44 AM (S4oWs)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 23, 2022 12:46 AM (ngFdr)
Posted by: Berserker
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AOP has some used shocks that can be cobbed on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:44 AM (S4oWs)
I already got new billet aluminum trees and fork tubes for it. Supposedly the dude hit a curb. Looks more like he hit the great wall of china.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)
I already got new billet aluminum trees and fork tubes for it. Supposedly the dude hit a curb. Looks more like he hit the great wall of china.
Posted by: Berserker
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So the headstem/frame are still straight?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:47 AM (AJLeZ)
The world leaders are all Satanists and are desperate to usher in the anti-christ. Hence their actions and the speed with which things are going downhill.
*removes tinfoil hat*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2022 11:00 PM (mE7cY)
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This would explain both the eagerness to have the Iranian mullahs to get a bomb and their willingness to have nukes set off in Ukraine.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
So you were the other family that had one! I'd heard about you guys, but I didn't think you actually existed.
Still remember churning through the gears in the drag racing game. (Note: Racing cars, not transvestites.)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 23, 2022 12:54 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: rhomboid at
Biting pillows on the way down
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 23, 2022 12:59 AM (dZHi4)
USNtakim, if you haven't been to NTC for a while, it's of course closed as you say, but has also become the best base-conversion of them all (last I saw). Not hard, when you have beautiful location near the harbor in San Diego, and beautiful early 20th century military post construction style (some variant of Spanish colonial I think, or Mission).
But the company that did the conversion did their homework, and a beautiful job. I think they found that the original colors used up to WWII were a tannish brown, not the yellow you had at boot camp, and that I grew up around. (the old yellow paint can be seen in the Topgun scene where Maverick is morose after Goose's death, he's shaving or something, then jumps in a car out on the street)
Just played the short par-3 course there with friends last week. Original base commander had it set up for character building, for officers. He/his wife are buried on the course. During the war, it was managed by Sam Snead, then in the USN.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:01 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:47 AM (AJLeZ)
yeah, surprisingly. Its a softail frame. One tube was bent, but I think the bigger problem was how it was originally assembled. It was a custom front end, and the assembly is completely different than a normal harley. The entire engineering is different, and it was hacked pretty bad. The top tree is completely smooth, no fork caps, and the tubes screw into the top tree. We had a huge pipe wrench on the tubes, and we couldn't get the tubes to turn. We said fuck it and just cut through the trees with a sawzall. The whole bike was built by an imbecile.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
I don't know. This channel simply appeared one day, it involves tools, and there seems to be a connection of some sort.
Posted by: Arb
good having you back
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 01:02 AM (JBkDD)
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
Voice 2:
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
And there it is, hangin' on the shed.
From a song about watching one's wallaby's feed,
For they're a dangerous breed.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 23, 2022 01:03 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Tucan at September 22, 2022 11:13 PM (oTZbj)
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and bronze ones too ! ..... wait, you said bills?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 01:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
Orange County Choppers perhaps?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 01:05 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 12:44 AM (S4oWs)
Heh. I was just on the Rock Auto site. Was going to order 4 new shocks for the '99 Suburban, because it needs them. Could have got 4 OEM-grade shocks for 75 bucks. but the shipping was more than that. Maybe I will wait until I return to Arizona, and order them from there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 01:05 AM (GfG0V)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 01:05 AM (4I/2K)
No, but I do work on those occasionally. One dude keeps bringing one in and we don't want to see it anymore. It was a wiring nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 01:07 AM (VwHCD)
There's Navy housing and a PX gas station on the western end, a Navy medical center, and a great series of small monuments to WWII submarines at the huge park towards the canal. It's one of my favorite places in town. The old swimming pool where I swam as a kid on a swim team, and played some high school water polo games, is gone - along with the platforms inside whose heights matched that of the decks from major classes of WWII warships (abandon ship training).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:07 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:07 AM (OTzUX)
If you have to jump from a high deck into the water while wearing a life jacket, what is the best way to do it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 01:10 AM (GfG0V)
Am I supposed to know who this twat is? Has he self identified as relevant? Whatever. Fuck off Michael
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 01:11 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2022 11:24 PM (nDrPh)
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Several species of ants cultivate fungi and use vegetable scraps for compost. This leads to much CO2 and methane production, which I'm sure the AGW idiots haven't even considered.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
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Heh, heh. We did that. That's what you get for turning your attention elsewhere.
Posted by: The gods of kitchen refurb at September 23, 2022 01:12 AM (9Spbq)
There was a set of standard NCAA/Olympic diving platforms alongside these other ones, which went much higher. Swim coach would make us jump off the top Navy one to end practice. The (wooden) ceiling was just above our heads. Water was so far away, it shimmered - scary to a kid. (and imagine - imagine - a coach doing that now!)
I assume the top platform must have been the deck height of an Essex class carrier, but I've never looked into it. Should do so, I think there's an historian or two who are experts on NTC.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:14 AM (OTzUX)
If you have to jump from a high deck into the water while wearing a life jacket, what is the best way to do it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Off hand, I'm thinking holding your nose, and your nuts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 01:14 AM (9Spbq)
A portion of the book written for the New Review version, later published as a separate short story, reveals that a visit by the Time Traveller to the even more distant future results in his encountering rabbit-like hopping herbivores, apparently the descendants of the Eloi. They are described as being plantigrade, with longer hind legs and tailless, being covered with straight greyish hair that "thickened about the head into a Skye terrier's mane", having human-like hands (described as fore feet), and having a roundish head with a projecting forehead and forward-looking eyes that were obscured by lank hair.
The Eloi are herded, bred and maintained by the Morlocks as a food source, much like cows or pigs are today.
Posted by: computerguydave at September 23, 2022 01:16 AM (9dmN3)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:14 AM (OTzUX)
I figured a special posture was required in order to prevent the life jacket from being ripped right off your body.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 01:17 AM (GfG0V)
Sweet revenge? Install a Leading Link front end on it, not from an old BMW, but from a mid 1970s Greeves dirt bike.
Might just be the oogliest mounting of gear on the front end of a bike, ever. Yeah, you can chrome some bits, I'd imagine, but then it'd just be shiny-oogly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:20 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 23, 2022 01:21 AM (q7YwT)
The coastal artillery installations up on Pt. Loma are still mostly there, one observation bunker fully restored, talk of more restoration to come.
And I'm not even sure if there's a marker at the city golf course at Torrey Pines, where they play the tournament every January, recounting the location's history as Camp Callan, a rare (for these parts) Army installation for anti-aircraft gunnery training.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:22 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Reverse 4 1/2:somersault in the pike position. Highest degree of difficulty. Hopefully it will impress the judges
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 01:22 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:23 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: John White at September 23, 2022 01:24 AM (eEL5Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 01:24 AM (GfG0V)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:24 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 23, 2022 01:27 AM (q7YwT)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 01:28 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 23, 2022 01:29 AM (q7YwT)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro has been working out at September 23, 2022 01:30 AM (wmL97)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 23, 2022 01:32 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 23, 2022 01:32 AM (q7YwT)
Most all of 'em went down ropes, into the drink. I think the only ones who jumped, were more last-minute decisions.
Smaller ships such as destroyers and such, were what, only 10'/12' above waterline at the fantail? But that's where the depth charges were, too.
No easy answers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:33 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: rhomboid
All I've ever wanted in life is my participation Trophy. Haven't got it yet. Betting next Olympics will have a diversity weight added to the scoring system. I don't check any of the right boxes so I'm screwed
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 01:34 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:20 AM (e6UQI)
Well how it works is like this, the top tree is completely smooth, no stem nut, no fork tube caps. usually on the top of the tube you got the cap that keeps the spring in, and that slips up into the tree, and the top caps keep the tube up in the tree. Not this front end. the cap that keeps the spring in gets replaced, and it has external treads on it, and the tree is threaded internally, so you literally screw the tube into the top tree. The lower tree has no pinch bolt, it has a weird internal wedge lock, so when you tighten what looks like a pinch bolt is actually pulling the wedge up against the tube to lock it in the lower tree. There is a larger thread before the smaller wedge thread, and to release the wedge you screw a larger bolt in that acts like a press to push the wedge back to release it. The fork stem goes in from the bottom and that threads into the top tree. All of it was abused. It looks like they tried to remove the tubes without releasing the wedge and it grooved the shit out of the tubes. It was a mess.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 01:34 AM (VwHCD)
That is an assemblage of industrial disaster I'd take a great morbid curiosity in seeing, sir!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:38 AM (e6UQI)
Just wanted to see that horror of clamping and wedging you'd described on the upper and lower, is all. Whadda mess!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:40 AM (e6UQI)
The (R) candidates must be willing to start throat punching the Democrate rivals on the (1) economy, (2) Border Security, and (3) School teachings and the removal of CRT...
Focus on just those (3) tenets and throw some shade on Mitch the Bitch and Corn Hole Graham...
Win This...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2022 01:45 AM (J00IM)
Voice 1:
From a song about watching one's wallaby's feed,
For they're a dangerous breed.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 23, 2022 01:03 AM (qyH+l)
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Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport by Rolf Harris
https://is.gd/L8pHLi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviuTfdfArM
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 01:46 AM (qfLjt)
Just wanted to see that horror of clamping and wedging you'd described on the upper and lower, is all. Whadda mess!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:40 AM (e6UQI)
Yeah I probably can take it with me. I don't think the owner wants it back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 01:46 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 01:34 AM (TqEer)
I have a last place trophy from my first bowling league in WI. It is a turkey, facing away. Most cromulent.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 23, 2022 01:51 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2022 01:51 AM (J00IM)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:38 AM (e6UQI)
Actually, at one time it was a beautiful front end. Its the age old problem with harleys, the fucking owners, or the assholes that work on them. I had my one softail 31 years, and the only thing I ever had to do to it was change the voltage regulator about 6 years ago. Bikes I built 25 years ago are still on the road because I'm the only one that touches them. I had a bike last week that was at 2 different shops before I got it, and they created a time bomb, shit that should have never happened, but a retard got his hands on it. 90% of the problems are the owners and the ass clowns who touch them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 01:52 AM (VwHCD)
They don't have to swear to unseat them. Just simply swear to NOT FALL IN LINE with them.
That'd win 'em heap plenty mo' votes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:52 AM (e6UQI)
In the burning times, local PBS station is high on the target list . F ing Utube algorithm is going to feed me some crap after I linked that one . Every time you feel your ears burning that's me silently cursing you.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 01:53 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2022 01:56 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 23, 2022 01:57 AM (LOVUx)
I quickly learned to buy only untouched, Factory Stock, and it has served me well. Want "mods"? Sure, my mechanic, my choice. But not from whatever "bubba" might've done right, or most likely, wrong.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 01:57 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
https://hawghalters.com/dyna-softail-slade-wide-glide.html
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 02:00 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 02:04 AM (OTzUX)
https://is.gd/GNdQUD
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
I just looked it up. The length of the day changes the most rapidly at the equinoxes. Here, it's shortening at the rate of about 2 minutes per day. In higher latitudes, it's even faster.
This gives the feel that summer is over and winter is coming. Short days. For Pixy down under, it's just the opposite. Days are rapidly lengthening, heralding spring and the coming summer.
Welcome to Earf, third rock from the Sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)
https://is.gd/6Yzqe1
Entrepreneurship!
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 02:09 AM (TqEer)
That Double Ended Insert under the top tree in the upper fork tube is the fook U failure point. Great way to tighten. Steel and alloy, likely electrolysis, no way to undo it.
Because they didn't apply anti-seize compound to the threads. It welded itself together over time. Sawzall Wrench to the rescue!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 02:10 AM (e6UQI)
https://mol.im/a/11239227
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:13 AM (qfLjt)
My former Father in Law, my ex's StepDad, was one such ant from the Lexington. When he went down the rope, he said it was only about fifteen feet to the water.
And then they swam like hell, 'cause at that angle, they feared she'd roll atop them soon. They swam fast, and well. He was a hell of a good man, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 02:14 AM (e6UQI)
A 21-year old University of Utah student was arrested after she threatened to detonate a nuclear reactor that is located on campus if the college lost to San Diego State
https://mol.im/a/11240709
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:14 AM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/FDTSNg
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
That Double Ended Insert under the top tree in the upper fork tube is the fook U failure point. Great way to tighten. Steel and alloy, likely electrolysis, no way to undo it.
Because they didn't apply anti-seize compound to the threads. It welded itself together over time. Sawzall Wrench to the rescue!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2022 02:10 AM (e6UQI)
Thats exactly what happened. Bike sat outside under a cover, no nevr-seize on anything. I used the front ends a few times with no issues. Those are nice trees though. I have their brakes on my springer softail. They make nice stuff.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 02:18 AM (VwHCD)
Can you say CBDC
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 02:09 AM (TqEer)
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What's CBDC ?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/11239227
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:13 AM (qfLjt)
Jesus. This planet is getting more fucked by the minute.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)
The courts should hang this fellow by his shriveled nutsack and dip him slowly into a vat of acid. How do we tolerate utterly feral depravity from anyone, let alone possibly illegals who imported themselves? Enough is enough.
Jesus has a millstone waiting for this fellow, I suspect.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 23, 2022 02:33 AM (LOVUx)
https://mol.im/a/11240709
Absurd, of course. Authorities won't take the repeat threatening behavior of mass shooters, who are almost always known wolves, seriously, but sure, charge some college dork who says something dumb on yik yak with a felony. The criminal justice system is vile.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 02:33 AM (KFhLj)
The courts should hang this fellow by his shriveled nutsack and dip him slowly into a vat of acid. How do we tolerate utterly feral depravity from anyone, let alone possibly illegals who imported themselves? Enough is enough.
Jesus has a millstone waiting for this fellow, I suspect.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 23, 2022 02:33 AM (LOVUx)
You gotta love the mugshot. He's just begging for a battleaxe in the forehead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 02:39 AM (VwHCD)
Got a feeling I am up for good, 3:30 would have been better
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 02:42 AM (xhxe8)
Benny Hill. The greatest dirty old man of all time. Salute!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 02:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Temp is dropping fast, already 61F and they forecast it will get to down to 52F. That's over a 40F drop from the high yesterday which was over 90F.
Up in the mountains, it's gonna be in the mid to lower 40s lows for the next few days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 02:51 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2022 02:55 AM (4akfh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 03:01 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:04 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Swedish Veruca Salt at September 23, 2022 03:05 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Swedish Veruca Salt
* ponders*
Think I'll just keep doing the carbon foot stomp.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 03:18 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 03:37 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 23, 2022 03:39 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 03:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ at September 23, 2022 03:51 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2022 03:52 AM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:53 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)
There was a Bad Blue last night
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:56 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)
Yep. Just love the propaganda though that everything is fine (Frank Drebin-style).
As mentioned above, the reduced package size inflation, along with price per pound inflation, is killing me.
Posted by: RickZ at September 23, 2022 03:58 AM (emlEe)
If I've got to choose between the planet and the beer industry...
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2022 03:59 AM (amJF4)
Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 03:51 AM (qfLjt)
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I should be. Instead, I'm probably the only one in America right now who just finished installing cabinet door knobs. Built a wall-length bookshelf/storage thing for my office. Officially done. Huzzah.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 23, 2022 04:00 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 04:02 AM (xhxe8)
Average Mass. Home Electric Billing Rising From $179 to $293 Per Month
Stolen elections have consequences.
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As I understand it, it was the undertakers lobby that had a law passed to require a coffin.
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