Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/24/22)

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The Saturday Night Joke


A newlywed couple, Sam and Janet, get a special present for their nuptials, from the bride’s father: a brand new Tesla sports car. As they leave the wedding reception, they are so excited they drive faster than they ever had before.

I'll make you a deal," said Sam with a smile. "If I do 200mph, you take off your dress. Deal?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous wife.

As he approached 200mph, she begins to peel off her dress.
With him unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car soon skidded on some gravel and flipped over. The bride, now stark naked, was fine, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

Go and get help!" Sam cried.

But I can't, replied Janet, I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe and cover yourself," he said.

Holding the shoe over her private area, the bride ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor: "Please help me! My husband's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said: "There's nothing I can do... he's in too far." (H/T Ron)

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***SNORT*** Liverpool’s ‘car free day’ was such a ‘disaster’ they had to end it after a few hours

A ‘car-free day’ in Liverpool has been branded a ‘disaster’ and forced to end early amid chaos, congestion and bad weather in the city centre.

The city’s council had closed off large parts of The Strand yesterday in an attempt to encourage people to seek alternative means to travel around the city.

The planned closure was due to continue until 4pm, with a range of activities set to take place on the road.

But it wasn’t long before problems started to arise as large queues of traffic began to build up around the city centre, bringing the entire place to a standstill as vehicles were diverted away from the waterfront.


But it all sounded so good in the faculty lounge until the "rubber hit the road".

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An older story that I recently came across. The Incredibly True Story of Renting a Friend in Tokyo - When you’re alone in Tokyo and you need someone to talk to, do as the locals do: Rent a friend.

This story is part of Travel Tales, a series of life-changing adventures on afar.com. Read more stories of transformative trips on the Travel Tales home page—and be sure to subscribe to the podcast! And, though COVID-19 has stalled many travel plans, we hope our stories can offer inspiration for your future adventures—and a bit of hope.

It’s muggy and I’m confused. I don’t understand where I am, though it was only a short walk from my Airbnb studio to this little curry place. I don’t understand the lunch menu, or even if it is a lunch menu. Could be a religious tract or a laminated ransom note. I’m new in Tokyo, and sweaty, and jet-lagged. But I am entirely at ease. I owe this to my friend Miyabi. She’s one of those reassuring presences, warm and eternally nodding and unfailingly loyal, like she will never leave my side. At least not for another 90 minutes, which is how much of her friendship I’ve paid for.

Miyabi isn’t a prostitute, or an escort or an actor or a therapist. Or maybe she’s a little of each. For the past five years she has been a professional rent-a-friend, working for a company called Client Partners.

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Fellow Cob and friend CBD has a regular Sunday Thread entitled First World Problems. Now this really is a first world problem.

'I was forced to move and sit alone on plane as my boobs are too big - it's hurtful'
A model who is thought to have the 'Uk's biggest chest' has claimed that she was forced to sit away from other passengers on a flight from Vegas to London, due to the size of her boobs


Can't find the original link, First World Problem Updated.


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They were in lust. Then they were caught by voyeurs.

A couple who was caught having sex has been fined by authorities in Colombia's Caribbean coast department of Atlántico.

Sunbathers were shocked at the sight of a couple having sex in broad daylight at Marimar Beach in Puerto Colombia on September 11.

A family of beachgoers recorded the couple switching positions in the water as children played nearby.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Frozen Yogurt Emporium



The Most Unwanted Song.


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Mysterious music in Utah. No, it's not the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

STRANGE music coming from the sewer left residents speculating that aliens were to blame before city officials revealed the cause.

Neighbors in Salt Lake City, Utah were surprised by the ear-full of tones that emanated from underground during construction in their neighborhood.



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And just to think, they were still hungry 30 minutes later. Genius Award Winners.

SEPTEMBER 20--It may have been a beef with broccoli.

A domestic dispute over takeout Chinese food ended with criminal charges being filed against a Florida Man and his daughter, both of whom are accused of battering a third family member.

Investigators say that a melee broke out Friday evening at a residence in Wildwood, a Central Florida city adjacent to The Villages retirement community. The home is occupied by Bruce Schell, 51, his wife, daughter Atlantis, and his son, who cops identified at the battery victim.

As detailed in a Wildwood Police Department arrest report, the Schell family had “ordered Chinese food but the takeout containers were not labeled,” which upset Schell since he did not know “which container of food was his.”

Schell’s son, police reported, said that he argued with his father and sister over the Chinese food “due to the fact that the victim had eaten [his father’s] food unknowingly.” The dispute turned violent, the victim said, when his sister began punching him in the face. Schell then allegedly joined the fracas, putting his son in a chokehold.

Schell’s wife told cops she was in her bedroom when she heard “crashing and yelling in the kitchen area.” When she entered the kitchen, the woman recalled, she saw Atlantis, 25, pummeling the victim, who was being choked by Schell. The battering, the woman added, ended only after she called 911 for help.


One more Genius Award Winner.

A Washington woman was arrested after she allegedly drove a stolen car into fresh concrete and became stuck before trying to flee the scene with a child and a bottle of whiskey.

The incident happened Monday in Lakewood as crews were pouring concrete for a stretch of pavement at the North Gate Road and Edgewood Avenue roundabout, city officials said.

“Thanks to a series of poor choices by an individual (including driving a stolen car with a bottle of whiskey in hand) our pavement pouring at the North Gate Rd/Edgewood Ave roundabout is setback,” the city tweeted on Monday.

Photos from the scene showed the Mini Cooper stuck in the concrete and a trail of footprints leading away.


Poor choices indeed.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Deterrence and perhaps a Mystery Click.


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Notice: Someone just said post it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:59 PM




Comments

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1 Here I am!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

2 First?

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2022 09:59 PM (8rbvy)

3 Yo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:00 PM (6VKyY)

4 Missed it by [ ] that much!

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2022 10:00 PM (8rbvy)

5 Hi

Posted by: Ciampino at September 24, 2022 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

6 Wow, Hrothgar kicking butt and chewing bubble gum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)

7 Anybody using paypal ? don't. Fk paypal.

"US payments giant PayPal has been accused of “blatant” political discrimination after the accounts of two more Covid lockdown sceptics were closed.
The organisers of UsForThem, a group that campaigned to keep schools open during the pandemic, are reported to have discovered two weeks ago that their PayPal account was closed.
In addition, a group of lawyers named 'Law or Fiction' who had challenged lockdowns also had their accounts closed. "

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:01 PM (V13WU)

8 Release the ont!

Posted by: Horde Hounds at September 24, 2022 10:02 PM (3Or4S)

9 Now THAT mystery click!

I'm no angel...

Though I might steal your diamonds, I'll bring you back some gold...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:02 PM (6VKyY)

10 The boobs link isn't working. Fix it, please.

Posted by: Crazy at September 24, 2022 10:03 PM (qnyv5)

11 OUR National Anthem never gets old!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

12 Yay Yay ONT

It's time for 🎼 Unforgettable Musical Memories

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin' on the ol' banjo
as the kids say nowadays.

🎵 With lyrics
https://youtu.be/CkQQbRqLoCI

🎹 With Liberace
https://youtu.be/vAI7gB5NnwM

Posted by: mindful webworker, old school at September 24, 2022 10:04 PM (bvx1O)

13 Happy ONT!

Posted by: Iris at September 24, 2022 10:04 PM (foa6+)

14 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS ENTIRELY INSIDE HER VAGINA!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (dNqv+)

15 I like the idea of being able to rent a local in a foreign country like that. Would make navigation much easier and keep you from ordering squid by accident.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (6VKyY)

16 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (dNqv+)

17 6 Wow, Hrothgar kicking butt and chewing bubble gum
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)


It is more difficult to do both simultaneously

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

18 10 The boobs link isn't working. Fix it, please.
Posted by: Crazy at September 24, 2022 10:03 PM (qnyv5)

Boob has a few meanings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (6VKyY)

19 The joke made me chortle

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2022 10:06 PM (p/nbH)

20 Good evening morons and thanks mh for the ont

Love beef and broccoli.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2022 10:06 PM (EZebt)

21 Great joke, MH.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

22 Only with aliens, Bigfoot and couples having sex do cameras revert back to potato resolution.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:08 PM (6VKyY)

23 I found a link to a different site about the same story. Even the bing link is 404 to the daily mirror.

https://tinyurl.com/mwp5fk5m

This is too big.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:08 PM (dNqv+)

24 Fir-twelveth

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2022 10:08 PM (IyrhE)

25 The sad part is: she has a pretty face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (dNqv+)

26 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (PlW9M)

27 Wasn't today apocalypse day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (6VKyY)

28 27 Wasn't today apocalypse day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (6VKyY)

We still have 2 hours here. What was supposed to happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (dNqv+)

29 Florida man victimized by Chinese. We are approaching a critical mass situation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (w2Z7l)

30 Seen some pretty massive water buffalo on aircraft, not sure why boobs would be a problem....I rather enjoy their company.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

31 A ‘car-free day’ in Liverpool has been branded a ‘disaster’ and forced to end early amid chaos, congestion and bad weather in the city centre.

Well, how the hell was all that Amazon stuff getting delivered?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

32 Wasn't today apocalypse day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Apparently just more disappointment day.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)

33 not sure why boobs would be a problem....I rather enjoy their company.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

Truer words have seldom been spoken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)

34 Wasn't today apocalypse day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (6VKyY)

We still have 2 hours here. What was supposed to happen?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


WSU vs, Ore. still seething.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

35 SMOD never puts out.

Tease

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:12 PM (6VKyY)

36 Apparently just more disappointment day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)

Just like yesterday then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:12 PM (dNqv+)

37 So, did the world end today and I missed it?
That Kraut who said we'd all remember where we were today may have spent too much time practicing for Oktoberfest, Ya?

For Belgium however, yesterday they shut down one of their four nuclear reactors because global worming or some shit. A second reactor is scheduled to shut down in February. Hope it's not a cold winter there.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:12 PM (Ueqns)

38 Wisconsin getting cheesed

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:12 PM (6VKyY)

39 Hope it's not a cold winter there.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:12 PM (Ueqns)


Consequences, whatever does that term mean?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

40 Miami lost to Middle Tennessee.

*chuckles

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:13 PM (6VKyY)

41 7 Anybody using paypal ? don't. Fk paypal.

***

I saw that PP also closed the account of GaysAgainstGroomers
(venmo also banned them)

Meanwhile pro pedo MAP group still in good standing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2022 10:13 PM (p/nbH)

42 UK boob link is broken, which may be the greatest tragedy in the history of ONTs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2022 10:14 PM (KFhLj)

43 Girthy ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:15 PM (kPPK9)

44 Mystery click is one of my favs.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 10:15 PM (6/K6X)

45 Pork lips?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2022 10:15 PM (63Dwl)

46 Consequences, whatever does that term mean?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


The elites will never freeze nor starve. I'm afraid we may have to intervene to balance the scales.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:15 PM (r1z5A)

47 Hope it's not a cold winter there.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:12 PM (Ueqns)

The last time I was in Belgium I drove to France on their national highways. It was amazing...they were fully illuminated because the country had abundant electrical power available!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2022 10:15 PM (XIJ/X)

48 That last pic..

"... When a Honda loves a Suzuki very much..."


ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2022 10:15 PM (e6UQI)

49 I am going to check out Ayden. I only care because of ebay.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (V13WU)

50 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great Mystery Clicks, although I am partial to the second one...

Great joke!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (Oaem6)

51 Wasn't today apocalypse day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


No, just Fart Day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (IyrhE)

52 not sure why boobs would be a problem....I rather enjoy their company.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

Truer words have seldom been spoken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)

One of the great proofs of the existence of god.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (VwHCD)

53 33 not sure why boobs would be a problem....I rather enjoy their company.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

Truer words have seldom been spoken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)
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I would have gladly shared some of my space with the boobs. Also I wouldn't need a pillow to sleep.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (qfLjt)

54 I like the idea of being able to rent a local in a foreign country like that. Would make navigation much easier and keep you from ordering squid by accident.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (6VKyY)

Squid is yummy, and nutritious, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (kPPK9)

55 There's something unsettling about a brass section in that Greg Allman song. It's not "bad" but it's weird. Like I'd hear in an elevator and go... yea that's hip, but not.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (BFigT)

56 That was Adyen.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (V13WU)

57 https://tinyurl.com/mwp5fk5m

This is too big.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No way those are real

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2022 10:17 PM (p/nbH)

58
For Belgium however, yesterday they shut down one of their four nuclear reactors because global worming or some shit. A second reactor is scheduled to shut down in February. Hope it's not a cold winter there.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


I hope it IS a cold winter there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2022 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

59 Dutch company. They better not disappoint.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:17 PM (V13WU)

60 Squid is yummy, and nutritious, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (kPPK9

So is kale but I don't eat it either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:17 PM (6VKyY)

61 EU says that's not green. Gotta shut the lights off.
And, the heat, hot water and food supplies.
I'm sure the EU buildings will be nice and comfy.
A tough winter will not be pretty.
A Russian winter will not end well.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:18 PM (Ueqns)

62 https://tinyurl.com/mwp5fk5m

This is too big.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:08 PM (dNqv+)

Can she run a table saw?

Posted by: Some high school in Ontario. at September 24, 2022 10:18 PM (kPPK9)

63 Let me get this straight. A woman in Florida caught her husband, son, and daughter in a knock down, drag out fight over Chinese food, and she didn't record it with her phone and post it on Youtube? Missed your chance to make your family famous, lady.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

64 One of the great proofs of the existence of god.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (VwHCD)

St Anselm hangs his head in shame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (dNqv+)

65 Tell someone got stabby with chopsticks. Tell me, ease!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (3Or4S)

66 Apparently kings feel safe in their castles. History proves otherwise.

Sure. Turn off all the heat, Europe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (6VKyY)

67 Ah, Family Togetherness at the dinner hour. Just like a Norman Rockwell painting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (4I/2K)

68 Squid is yummy, and nutritious, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:16 PM (kPPK9

So is kale but I don't eat it either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Always cook those items with a quarter cup of oil, makes it easier to scrape into the garbage.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)

69 Ah well. A closer look suggests the "Honda" may damn well be a Toyota. No biggie, I was just trying to keep the brand names in the motorcycle realm.

But a Toyota/Suzuki blend might be how we got those damn Slingshot things boom-boxin' down the road.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (e6UQI)

70 The sad part is: she has a pretty face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (dNqv+)

It's not that her "cleavage" is too big; it's that her titties are too big. The cleavage just goes along with.

Posted by: Some high school in Ontario. at September 24, 2022 10:20 PM (kPPK9)

71 https://tinyurl.com/mwp5fk5m

This is too big.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No way those are real

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2022 10:17 PM (p/nbH)

They can't be, but if they are somebody up there fell asleep at the switch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2022 10:20 PM (VwHCD)

72 No way those are real
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2022 10:17 PM (p/nbH)

Yeah, the lower down pic with her in a ... bra? yeah, they are too anti-gravity to be real.

There are disorders I think that might get that size, but even I would argue for reduction at that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:20 PM (dNqv+)

73 It is more difficult to do both simultaneously
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Just say you are here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and you are all out of bubblegum. Problem solved!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (Oaem6)

74 Renting a local to show you around is NOT a new idea.

Posted by: All armed servicemen on leave. Tourists to Thailand. Bored husbands on vacay in the Philippjnes at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (3Or4S)

75 Photos from the scene showed the Mini Cooper stuck in the concrete and a trail of footprints leading away.

Idiot. If she had a real car, or better yet, an SUV, she probably would have made it out of the wet concrete. That's what she gets for driving around in a toy. Okay, I'm not going to test my jeep on wet concrete.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

76 Wasn't something big supposed to happen today? I must have missed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (Bd6X8)

77 I will write them a letter : “runner regularly assesses service providers and discontinues relationship with those providers who are found to violate runner's policies."

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (V13WU)

78 She looks like the tranny wood shop teacher.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:22 PM (6VKyY)

79 How does the UK model ever lower the tray table from the seatback in front of her?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

80 If the plane goes down in the ocean, she'd survive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:23 PM (6VKyY)

81 nerdygirl
That Mini wasn't her car.
The bottle of whiskey and the baby may have been.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:23 PM (Ueqns)

82 Miyabi isn’t a prostitute, or an escort or an actor or a therapist. Or maybe she’s a little of each. For the past five years she has been a professional rent-a-friend




In many parts of the world, these people are called translators who have a frikkin clue.

Posted by: Multi-lingual Miklos at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (d+wXR)

83 I'm about to go batty hearing the neighbors party music for over 8 hours.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (6/K6X)

84 Yeah, the lower down pic with her in a ... bra? yeah, they are too anti-gravity to be real.

There are disorders I think that might get that size, but even I would argue for reduction at that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:20 PM (dNqv+)

yeah, pretty face, but it looks like she got tank abram's ass under her shirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (VwHCD)

85 Italians are getting spicy. Ripped down the EU flag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (6VKyY)

86 Just say you are here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and you are all out of bubblegum. Problem solved!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (Oaem6)


Don't know why I didn't think of that, but to be fair, I "was" trying to do two things at once!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

87 Wasn't something big supposed to happen today? I must have missed it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 24, 2022 10:21 PM (Bd6X

there are some rumors of a military coup in China.

Posted by: Some high school in Ontario. at September 24, 2022 10:25 PM (kPPK9)

88 Off, sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (kPPK9)

89 15 I like the idea of being able to rent a local in a foreign country like that. Would make navigation much easier and keep you from ordering squid by accident.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


I used a French to English book in Paris because I was afraid that I might order cow brains by accident.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

90 Don't know why I didn't think of that, but to be fair, I "was" trying to do two things at once!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Multitasking isn't all it's cracked up to be!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (Oaem6)

91 I suspect that many nuclear power generation facility shutdowns are because they depend on Russian fuel rods.

Posted by: Moderately informed Miklos at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (d+wXR)

92 I don't want to drive a monster truck everyday, but I wouldn't mind driving one once. If you know what I'm saying, and you do, because you're morons.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2022 10:27 PM (KFhLj)

93 there are some rumors of a military coup in China.
Posted by: Some high school in Ontario. at September 24, 2022 10:25 PM (kPPK9)

Well, that would be big, but I would assume it would be the same fake coup Erdogan pulled several years ago. Bait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:27 PM (dNqv+)

94 I used a French to English book in Paris because I was afraid that I might order cow brains by accident.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW


French people. Amirite?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:28 PM (6VKyY)

95 30 Seen some pretty massive water buffalo on aircraft, not sure why boobs would be a problem....I rather enjoy their company.
Posted by: Some Rat


Maybe they were so big that they hit the back of the head of the person sitting in front of her. It could happen.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

96 I used a French to English book in Paris because I was afraid that I might order cow brains by accident.
Posted by: nerdygirl

"Omelette du Fromage"

Posted by: Steve Miklos-Martin at September 24, 2022 10:28 PM (d+wXR)

97 The China thing was a rumor, apparently. Or not. China has a firewall around it so we'd never know if it doesn't come down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:29 PM (6VKyY)

98 French people. Amirite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I was at a Cajun Festival today.

Even French-speaking Cajuns despise the French.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse knows beaucoup des Trumpistes at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (d+wXR)

99 Read that the thing in China is more a purge than a coup.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)

100 I suspect that many nuclear power generation facility shutdowns are because they depend on Russian fuel rods.
Posted by: Moderately informed Miklos at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (d+wXR)
* * * *
That's certainly part of it, but some American companies have already stepped up to fill the gap. A larger part is an overreaction to the Fukushima disaster in 2011 and the Green Party (and related political factions) coming into power in many European countries.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (Oaem6)

101 The China thing was a rumor, apparently. Or not. China has a firewall around it so we'd never know if it doesn't come down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:29 PM (6VKyY)

"The fire at Mrs. Murphy's boarding house put an end to a lot of nasty roomers."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (kPPK9)

102 Idiot broads with oversize fake boobs...ugh.

Makes mockery of the whole idea for women like my former coworker, who only wanted to get implants so she could "look normal."

Poor thing, she was flat as a wall before. She looked very proportional after, as in: If you didn't know, you'd never guess.

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (dpnJh)

103 While vaping on the balcony, I thought of a term for ladies like that 'Clown Shoe Rack.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:31 PM (dNqv+)

104 Maybe they were so big that they hit the back of the head of the person sitting in front of her. It could happen.
Posted by: nerdygirl


"Who wants to trade seats?" Twenty arms shoot up in unison....

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

105 103 While vaping on the balcony, I thought of a term for ladies like that 'Clown Shoe Rack.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:31 PM (dNqv

Yeah, there is a famous graph called the clown inflection point.

She's past that by a mile.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:32 PM (6VKyY)

106 "Who wants to trade seats?" Twenty arms shoot up in unison....
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

Unwanted motorboating is not as fun as you would think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 24, 2022 10:32 PM (dNqv+)

107 Read that the thing in China is more a purge than a coup.
Posted by: davidt


Best way to get rid of the competition.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

108 That's certainly part of it, but some American companies have already stepped up to fill the gap. A larger part is an overreaction to the Fukushima disaster in 2011 and the Green Party (and related political factions) coming into power in many European countries.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (Oaem6)

Seems to me there could be a massive profit opportunity in Europe. Buy their shuttered reactors for scrap value, disasssemble them, and ship them to some place where they would be appreciated, and resell for big $$$.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:33 PM (kPPK9)

109 They closed roads in Liverpool for they same reason they closed roads in SF. The junta hates people who drive their own cars.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2022 10:34 PM (EZebt)

110 The junta doesn't give a shit about the environment. That's been proven over and over.

They give a shit about making people unable to move.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:35 PM (6VKyY)

111 89 15 I like the idea of being able to rent a local in a foreign country like that. Would make navigation much easier and keep you from ordering squid by accident.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I used a French to English book in Paris because I was afraid that I might order cow brains by accident.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)


I thought every language understood "Cheese burger"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2022 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

112 >>> 83 I'm about to go batty hearing the neighbors party music for over 8 hours.
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (6/K6X)

I have no idea why *this* came to mind, but for some reason I thought it would be entertaining if you could trebuchet a skunk into their backyard without 'triggering' it on launch.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2022 10:35 PM (llON8)

113 AOP @ 108
That's a great idea. I'd really hate being the logistics guy on those jobs.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:36 PM (Ueqns)

114 I have no idea why *this* came to mind, but for some reason I thought it would be entertaining if you could trebuchet a skunk into their backyard without 'triggering' it on launch.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

lol, if only.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 10:36 PM (6/K6X)

115 Everyone knows unearthly music comes through the gas main.

Wait, and gas music from Jupiter is lies, all lies!

Posted by: "Happy" Harry Cox at September 24, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)

116 >>> 85 Italians are getting spicy. Ripped down the EU flag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:24 PM (6VKyY)

*shakes fists*

Nein! How dare you! You MUST eat zee boogz!!!

*stomps feet*

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at September 24, 2022 10:37 PM (llON8)

117 They give a shit about making people unable to move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:35 PM (6VKyY)


Peasants able to move freely about the country side, never seems to end well for the elites!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

118 The junta doesn't give a shit about the environment. That's been proven over and over.

They give a shit about making people unable to move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

BREAKING

California governor Newsom bans U-Haul

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 24, 2022 10:37 PM (d+wXR)

119 81 nerdygirl
That Mini wasn't her car.
The bottle of whiskey and the baby may have been.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


I didn't read the article, but if she had a bottle of whiskey and a baby with her, I hope a cop gave her a good beat down and took the baby away from her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

120 85 Italians are getting spicy. Ripped down the EU flag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Heh, it's Italy. Four weeks there will be a new government.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:39 PM (r1z5A)

121 >>> 99 Read that the thing in China is more a purge than a coup.
Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)

Well. Good thing Joey B has been trying his 'Corn Pop' act on Xi, right? I'm sure Taiwan feels much safer now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2022 10:39 PM (llON8)

122 I'm feeling increasingly depressed. It's been hard to grow old and discover I don't fit in to this world, that people and their lives are a mystery, that I have no friends, nothing at all in common with anyone, nothing to say that won't be irritating or a source of embarrassment, no happy memories, nothing to be proud of, no enthusiasms I can share.

I get up every day with nothing to look forward to except tasks and chores that won't be satisfactory, expenses to pay that I didn't want and soul-crushing loneliness. I've tried to live my life as a decent person and watched the indecent, cruel and greedy succeed.

Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.

Posted by: Dicop at September 24, 2022 10:40 PM (7wsMt)

123 So the Biden Brown Shirts raided a Catholic father at his home with his seven children and his wife present. Guns drawn, full squad bullshit.

Why? Protesting an abortion clinic like he's done every week for years. FACE act.

The FBI. Raiding pro life protestors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:41 PM (6VKyY)

124 So I'm sitting here watching college football and feeling too lazy to make dinner. So I boil some hotdogs, steam some buns and finish them with mustard, relish, onions and cheese. And chips. Sometimes cheap is worth every penny. Some pretty entertaining college games today.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 10:41 PM (w2Z7l)

125 Story on FBI raid:

https://tinyurl.com/msea5xf4

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:41 PM (6VKyY)

126 yes, there is a coup in China and Xi Jinping was replaced with true democrat, Ma Cron.
🫣

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:42 PM (V13WU)

127
Well, the day is ending and I won't remember tomorrow where I was today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2022 10:42 PM (7wsMt)

128 Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop at September 24, 2022 10:40 PM (7wsMt)

You have friends here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:42 PM (3KSjK)

129 I posted this earlier this morning.... many of the rumors about a coup in China, or that Xi is under arrest have some provenance in India. As you may know, India and China are not "friendly" with each other having nearly gone to war with nukes last year in the Himalayan region that separates the two countries.

Whether there's truth to any or all of those rumors for now is taken with a grain or two of pink Himalayan salt. There are plenty of reasons why India would want to sow unrest.

That "something" is brewing... perhaps. Whatever the case we will be told only what the CCP wants us to know.

And the junta will believe it. They're on the payroll, right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (BFigT)

130 Insomniac?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (63Dwl)

131 Damnit... There was nothing on the map about road construction or wet concrete. Dumbfuck Washington State...

Posted by: Jason Bourne at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj)

132 94 I used a French to English book in Paris because I was afraid that I might order cow brains by accident.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW

French people. Amirite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Yeah, although I hear slugs are pretty tasty if they're drowned in enough garlic and butter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

133 Well, the day is ending and I won't remember tomorrow where I was today.

That happens to Biden every day of the week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (Bd6X8)

134 Dicop
Many of the people here have stumbled in.
It's a home and a family.
We also generally have booze and will share.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (Ueqns)

135 Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop

Thought SPARED

Posted by: The Miklos Foundation at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (d+wXR)

136 I get up every day with nothing to look forward to except tasks and chores that won't be satisfactory, expenses to pay that I didn't want and soul-crushing loneliness. I've tried to live my life as a decent person and watched the indecent, cruel and greedy succeed.

Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop at September 24, 2022 10:40 PM (7wsMt)


Honestly, many of us have been there. My answer was turning to God for help. Because it really, really works. Join a church. Talk with the pastor. Make friends in the adult groups. Volunteer. Get your mind off of your life and onto helping others in theirs. Nothing cures depression faster.

I'll pray for you. There is a way out of that spiral.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (6VKyY)

137 The son and daughter-in-law of a friend are vacationing in Costa Rica. They sent her a photo of their lunch plate. Fried grasshoppers and ants. Don't recall the veggies.

Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)

138 Damnit... There was nothing on the map about road construction or wet concrete. Dumbfuck Washington State...
Posted by: Jason Bourne at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj)

It's also standard practice to put up barricades around wet cement and excavations, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:45 PM (3KSjK)

139 Wasn't something big supposed to happen today? I must have missed it.

Joe Biden told Elton John that it is his fault that we're spending $6 billion on HIV and AIDS.

Posted by: Clueless Stewardi! at September 24, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

140
There's only four events I can remember where I was when they happened.

9/11
The Challenger explosion
JFK assassination
Death of John Paul I

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2022 10:46 PM (1Nxff)

141 A family of beachgoers recorded the couple switching positions in the water as children played nearby.

These stories seem to pop up a lot more now.

Are people just more exhibitionist? Or is it because it is harder to find somewhere to, uh, be alone together? Or back in the day would some one just yell at them to stop instead of calling the cops?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (ESjRY)

142 The son and daughter-in-law of a friend are vacationing in Costa Rica. They sent her a photo of their lunch plate. Fried grasshoppers and ants. Don't recall the veggies.
Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)

Not just no, but Hell No! And some slugs are toxic. One of the defenses of "defenseless" animals is to be poisonous to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (3KSjK)

143 A prayer for peace for Dicop

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

144 nerdygirl
I have given up hope of cops ever being cops again and kicking ass when it is so desperately needed. As the woman in that car.
She's out already, if she was ever booked into jail.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (Ueqns)

145 I used a French to English book in Paris because I was afraid that I might order cow brains by accident.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)


I thought every language understood "Cheese burger"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I ordered a hamburger in some Frenchy fast food place. The meat did not taste like beef. It still kind of sickens me to think about it. I kind of hope it was kangaroo meat and not horse, because we had horses when I was a kid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

146 The FBI. Raiding pro life protestors.

The FBI are Satan's enforcers.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2022 10:48 PM (kOpft)

147 Wasn't today apocalypse day?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:09 PM (6VKyY)


It was. Was it good for you, too?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2022 10:48 PM (xhaym)

148 The city’s council had closed off large parts of The Strand yesterday in an attempt to encourage people to seek alternative means to travel around the city.

This idea of "if we take away the way people normally do things they'll just find a more environmentally friendly way to do it" keeps popping up the left. And it doesn't work.

I mentioned before politicians used to be terrified of pissing off their voters by making their lives worse. Now it is the primary thing they do. I guess living in a post-representative society directly leads to that.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 10:49 PM (ESjRY)

149 137 The son and daughter-in-law of a friend are vacationing in Costa Rica. They sent her a photo of their lunch plate. Fried grasshoppers and ants. Don't recall the veggies.
Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)

Does it really matter?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2022 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

150 >>A domestic dispute over takeout Chinese food ended with criminal charges being filed against a Florida Man

Only in Florida would this sentence not be surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2022 10:49 PM (ZLI7S)

151 I ordered a hamburger in some Frenchy fast food place. The meat did not taste like beef. It still kind of sickens me to think about it. I kind of hope it was kangaroo meat and not horse, because we had horses when I was a kid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

Probably was horse. France is one of the biggest markets for horse meat.

Kangaroo is used for making beer. The hops, yannow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 10:50 PM (3KSjK)

152 Arrrpocalypse Day?

Posted by: Orange Beard the Pirate at September 24, 2022 10:50 PM (oTZbj)

153 Governments before 2020: One of the most important things we can do is keep bugs out of the food supply

Governments since 2020: Do the proles really need to eat food that isn't bugs?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

154
The FBI. Raiding pro life protestors.

_________

The Democrats consider pro-life people domestic terrorists. Really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2022 10:51 PM (1Nxff)

155 >>>I've tried to live my life as a decent person and watched the indecent, cruel and greedy succeed.

Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop

>Do you like fishing?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 10:51 PM (w2Z7l)

156 I'd never heard of the FACE act. It's a federal law about blocking access to an abortion clinic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:51 PM (6VKyY)

157 Dicop, I'm saying this seriously. See your doctor. I knew someone who ended up on antidepressants and it helped them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

158 The son and daughter-in-law of a friend are vacationing in Costa Rica. They sent her a photo of their lunch plate. Fried grasshoppers and ants. Don't recall the veggies.
Posted by: Javems

Our All Inclusive package is much better

You should see the Traditional Mayan Fall Colours Display

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Carnivore-centric Endless buffet and Tequila shot bar at September 24, 2022 10:52 PM (d+wXR)

159 Spend a lot of money to go somewhere and eat bugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2022 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

160 Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop at September 24, 2022 10:40 PM (7wsMt)
* * * *
Prayers up that God will wrap His loving arms around you, and guide your feet back to His path. Life is worth living.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2022 10:52 PM (Oaem6)

161 You should see the Traditional Mayan Fall Colours Display

Isn't that pretty much just red?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 24, 2022 10:52 PM (Bd6X8)

162 Our All Inclusive package is much better

You should see the Traditional Mayan Fall Colours Display
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Carnivore-centric Endless buffet and Tequila shot bar at September 24, 2022 10:52 PM (d+wXR)


Do you have a pool ? Spa facilities ??

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)

163 If we get a President DeSantis/Trump the first thing they should do is arrest Merrick Garland for numerous civil rights violations.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 10:53 PM (ESjRY)

164 Always cook those items with a quarter cup of oil, makes it easier to scrape into the garbage.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)

-----
What, like 20 weight?

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2022 10:54 PM (U1eOr)

165 WSU vs, Ore. still seething.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)


Yup.
This one hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2022 10:54 PM (anj39)

166 A domestic dispute over takeout Chinese food ended with criminal charges being filed against a Florida Man

Only in Florida would this sentence not be surprising.
Posted by: JackStraw

Innocent until proven Meiguo

Posted by: Miklos, former lao peng jo at September 24, 2022 10:54 PM (d+wXR)

167 "If we get a President DeSantis/Trump the first thing they should do..."


The list of first things to do is way too long.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2022 10:55 PM (oTZbj)

168 Prayers up for you Dicop.

Be well.

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2022 10:56 PM (U1eOr)

169 Oklahoma losing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:57 PM (6VKyY)

170 Do you have a pool ? Spa facilities ??
Posted by: runner

If you need it, I could have the girls hose you down.

Or just dance nekkid under the sprinkler like the rest.

Posted by: Miklos, not much for protocol at September 24, 2022 10:58 PM (d+wXR)

171 167 "If we get a President DeSantis/Trump the first thing they should do..."


The list of first things to do is way too long.
Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2022 10:55 PM (oTZbj


Is firing the entire federal government out of the question?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 10:58 PM (6VKyY)

172 Fall has arrived here in N WI. The cold wet rains are starting. There will still be some nice weather once in a while, but the inevitable is just around the corner.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2022 10:59 PM (oTZbj)

173 141 A family of beachgoers recorded the couple switching positions in the water as children played nearby.

These stories seem to pop up a lot more now.

Are people just more exhibitionist? Or is it because it is harder to find somewhere to, uh, be alone together? Or back in the day would some one just yell at them to stop instead of calling the cops?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


People who are screwing in the water at a public beach where there are children present, are pigs. It's that simple.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

174 Insect plate had to be a joke. They go first class and he is built like a tank.

Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 10:59 PM (AmoqO)

175 I just realized that Don Ho would have been a really good Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: Miklos, the 7-Up introduces Tiny Bubbles into the Bourbon at September 24, 2022 11:00 PM (d+wXR)

176 f you need it, I could have the girls hose you down.

Or just dance nekkid under the sprinkler like the rest.
Posted by: Miklos, not much for protocol at September 24, 2022 10:58 PM (d+wXR)

*leaves anonymous negative review on Tripadvisor

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:01 PM (V13WU)

177 Hmm. Hour late, I'm sure every joke and funny comment's already been said multiple times. Guess I'll just read and catch up later.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

178 Anyone here ever used the google business rating system to leave a business review? Does one have to have an account?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:02 PM (3KSjK)

179 A similiar "woman masturbates at the beach, fellow beach goer calls the cops on her" story was on ONT a while back.

I remember she was done by the time the cops got there. The cops asked her "where you masturbating?" and she answered yes and they arrested her and convicted her largely based on her own statement.

Would seem to be there are a million responses better then yes should could have given.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)

180 People who are screwing in the water at a public beach where there are children present, are pigs. It's that simple.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

I've heard that sex in water is not particularity pleasurable, especially for men. Must be for the kink.

Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 11:03 PM (AmoqO)

181 Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea. Also, the pool.

Bad for the lady parts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:03 PM (6VKyY)

182 People who are screwing in the water at a public beach where there are children present, are pigs. It's that simple.
Posted by: nerdygirl

We were pretty far out in the lake.

I am tall, and she only came up to my waist.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking nobody noticed at September 24, 2022 11:03 PM (d+wXR)

183 Here I am!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 24, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Here I am, the one that you love, asking for another day. Understand, the one that you love, loves you in so many ways.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2022 11:03 PM (qyH+l)

184 A ‘car-free day’ in Liverpool has been branded a ‘disaster’ and forced to end early amid chaos, congestion and bad weather in the city centre.

Heh, heh, heh, yeah.

Posted by: King Features Cartoon Ringo at September 24, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)

185 Hmm. Hour late, I'm sure every joke and funny comment's already been said multiple times. Guess I'll just read and catch up later.

==

did you hear the one about the Irish lass and a customer ?

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)

186 People who are screwing in the water at a public beach where there are children present, are pigs. It's that simple.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Yeah, what the heck? There's a big comfy bed back at the hotel!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 24, 2022 11:05 PM (r1z5A)

187 Years ago I was in Jamaica and took a walk down Seven Mile beach. I didn't realize part of it was nude-optional. And...so many naked old French guys. It was like being at an Obama birthday party in Paris.

There were two attractive young women taking pictures of each other as well...so it wasn't all bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:05 PM (ESjRY)

188
Astros score 4 in the 9th to win 11-10, their 100th win of the season.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2022 11:06 PM (1Nxff)

189 did you hear the one about the Irish lass and a customer ?
Posted by: runner

Vat you say?

*consults phrasebook*

Posted by: Hungarian only vanting for buy cigarettes at September 24, 2022 11:06 PM (d+wXR)

190 I think the loud music finally stopped or they turned it down.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:06 PM (6/K6X)

191 did you hear the one about the Irish lass and a customer ?
Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)


Is it like the story about the cobbler who was experimenting with cyanoacrylate and wound up stuck to his last?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2022 11:07 PM (xhaym)

192 Imagine telling someone in say 1982 that peacefully protesting outside an abortion clinic will get you a SWAT team arrest and that having kids twerk on your while cross dressing is considering normal behavior for a school principal.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)

193 137 The son and daughter-in-law of a friend are vacationing in Costa Rica. They sent her a photo of their lunch plate. Fried grasshoppers and ants. Don't recall the veggies.
Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)


Since it's vacation, I take it that bugs were ordered by them for lunch. Just what did your friend teach the son?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 24, 2022 11:07 PM (8C7+r)

194 People who are screwing in the water at a public beach where there are children present, are pigs. It's that simple.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

Sometimes, people who do that sort of thing seek out a secluded spot, away from prying eyes, and then get "discovered" by one person, who then draws a crowd.

Officer, to witness: "So you saw that couple having sex on the roof?"

Witness: "Yeah. I had to climb that ladder over there, but I got a good look."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:07 PM (3KSjK)

195
Is it like the story about the cobbler who was experimenting with cyanoacrylate and wound up stuck to his last?


Can we just stick to the basic jokes instead of trying to stir everything up and cause a reaction?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:08 PM (ESjRY)

196 Infidel are you doing better?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)

197 An Irish lass, a customer: 'Could I be trying on that dress in the
window?'
Shopkeeper: 'I'd prefer that you use the dressing room.'

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:08 PM (V13WU)

198 Is it like the story about the cobbler who was experimenting with cyanoacrylate and wound up stuck to his last?
Posted by: Kindltot

With the first Pinocchio, it wasn't the nose that got longer.

Mi Signorina ran away with him.

Posted by: Gepetto at September 24, 2022 11:09 PM (d+wXR)

199 Now I need to brush my teeth. It's the onions.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 11:09 PM (w2Z7l)

200 A cobbler shouldn't stick to his last?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2022 11:09 PM (xhaym)

201 Yeah, although I hear slugs are pretty tasty if they're drowned in enough garlic and butter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

Escargot. Slugs who carry their houses along with them, garlic, butter.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2022 11:10 PM (qyH+l)

202 Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.

Posted by: Dicop at September 24, 2022 10:40 PM (7wsMt)


If I can suggest, find something that makes you happy and/or connect with other people.

I live in a blue state so I am rather negative of most of those that live near me. And yes it very much impacts my social life (well, of course COVID did a bigger number as well).

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)

203 >>Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea

One theory.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2022 11:10 PM (ZLI7S)

204 Shopkeeper: 'I'd prefer that you use the dressing room.'
Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:08 PM (V13WU)

OTOH, if she changed in the window, he'd sell a fuckton of those dresses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:11 PM (3KSjK)

205 Never had sex in the ocean...but I have in a pool and a hot tub. The former was better then the latter.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:11 PM (ESjRY)

206 Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea

One theory.
Posted by: JackStraw

*sings songs of Love*

Posted by: Horny Porpoise at September 24, 2022 11:12 PM (d+wXR)

207 Doing ok kindltot. Can't hear the music in the family room but can still hear it in the bedroom which should be great for my insomnia.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:12 PM (6/K6X)

208 I've eaten snails but not slugs. I pour salt on slugs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 11:12 PM (w2Z7l)

209 "Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea"
-----

Damn sure is in the Amazon river.

Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 11:13 PM (AmoqO)

210 I've eaten snails but not slugs. I pour salt on slugs.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

And a Bordeaux reduction on snails.

Posted by: Mikleuse with Fritz Feld "POP!* at September 24, 2022 11:14 PM (d+wXR)

211 181 Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea. Also, the pool.

Bad for the lady parts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


That makes sense. Salt in the ocean and chemicals in the pool. Also, beds are nice and comfy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

212 Damn sure is in the Amazon river.
Posted by: Javems

GLARE

Posted by: the Candiru at September 24, 2022 11:14 PM (d+wXR)

213 Infidel, did you look up the Huberman Lab sleep episode? Some of the techniques do help a bit.

If nothing else you can listen to it while laying down suffering from insomnia

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2022 11:15 PM (xhaym)

214 That makes sense. Salt in the ocean and chemicals in the pool. Also, beds are nice and comfy.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Easier to have a smoke after too

Posted by: Miklos does not know if he smokes after sex at September 24, 2022 11:15 PM (d+wXR)

215 211 181 Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea. Also, the pool.

Bad for the lady parts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That makes sense. Salt in the ocean and chemicals in the pool. Also, beds are nice and comfy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

Sure easier to fall asleep afterward.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:17 PM (6VKyY)

216 Dicop: You have friends here and a lot of good people here to help. Do t be afraid to reach out

Posted by: Big Alfredo at September 24, 2022 11:18 PM (IX6Ru)

217 EU Commission Prez Threatens to Use 'Tools' Against Italy If Populist Right Wins Election

who the fk elected her ? No one. Shut up.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:18 PM (V13WU)

218 Italy can always Brexit out.

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:18 PM (V13WU)

219 Woo-Hoo! I got the speedometer cable changed in the Avanti. Bad news is: it doesn't work. Three possible explanations:

1) when I made up the new cable, I made the jacket too long, and the cable core does not engage the gear in the transmission.

2) When the old cable piled up, the gear in the transmission got stripped.

3) both 1 & 2

Car is on the hoist. I will pull the transmission gear tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:20 PM (3KSjK)

220 211 181 Screwing in the ocean is a bad idea. Also, the pool.

Bad for the lady parts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That makes sense. Salt in the ocean and chemicals in the pool. Also, beds are nice and comfy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

Sometimes, the passion just sweeps you away to eternity

Posted by: Burt Lancaster & Deborah Kerr at September 24, 2022 11:20 PM (4I/2K)

221 re the chinese food fight in florida, this what happens if you put okra in somebody's food.

some things just do not go with food.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:21 PM (jSMzj)

222 Had sex in the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian. Wasn't keen on the Arctic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:21 PM (aursc)

223 Italy can always Brexit out.
Posted by: r


in fairness, that is sort of the same as saying detroit could secede

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:22 PM (jSMzj)

224 222 Had sex in the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian. Wasn't keen on the Arctic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:21 PM (aursc)

You were in the navy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:22 PM (6VKyY)

225 Had sex in the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian. Wasn't keen on the Arctic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:21 PM (aursc)

You were in the navy?


submarines

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:23 PM (jSMzj)

226 Had sex in the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian. Wasn't keen on the Arctic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:21 PM (aursc)

You were in the navy?

In which case these are nouns, not adjectives.

Posted by: As Miklos is informed at September 24, 2022 11:24 PM (d+wXR)

227 Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:25 PM (6VKyY)

228 in fairness, whenever I hear somebody was in the submarine service I find it hard to believe that somebody could be sub to the marines in anything.



Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:25 PM (jSMzj)

229 The Pacfic was the worst. Not real warm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (aursc)

230 Ima gonna draw the line at eating bugs

Hell no

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (hfDUK)

231 >>>You were in the navy?
submarines
Posted by: confederatefifth

>He's got barnacles on his testicles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (w2Z7l)

232 >>In which case these are nouns, not adjectives.

Or euphemisms.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (ZLI7S)

233 in fairness, just stay out of the ocean, nothing good is going to come from getting in the oceean

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (jSMzj)

234 Yes, no bugs.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:28 PM (6/K6X)

235
EU Commission Prez Threatens to Use 'Tools' Against Italy If Populist Right Wins Election

Tire tools?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2022 11:28 PM (63Dwl)

236 in fairness, just stay out of the ocean, nothing good is going to come from getting in the oceean
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (jSMzj)

Fish fuck in it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2022 11:28 PM (4I/2K)

237 Ima gonna draw the line at eating bugs

Hell no
Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (hfDUK)

If some asshole starts up a "bug farm" in my AO, I might be obliged to take up arson as a hobby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:29 PM (3KSjK)

238 233 in fairness, just stay out of the ocean, nothing good is going to come from getting in the oceean

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (jSMzj


The ocean is for peeing in, not swimming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:29 PM (6VKyY)

239 Or euphemisms.
Posted by: JackStraw

Affectionate nicknames

Posted by: Miklos, inclined to be kind at September 24, 2022 11:29 PM (d+wXR)

240 229 The Pacfic was the worst. Not real warm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:27 PM (aursc)

I worked offshore California for a while. Had to wear a coat in August. No sex involved.

Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2022 11:29 PM (AmoqO)

241 did you hear the one about the Irish lass and a customer ?

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)

Yes, and I broke into gaels of laughter.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)

242 The ocean is for peeing in, not swimming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

GRARE

Posted by: Notable Chinese Champion Swimmers at September 24, 2022 11:30 PM (d+wXR)

243 If some asshole starts up a "bug farm" in my AO, I might be obliged to take up arson as a hobby.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:29 PM

Jiminy Crickets!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2022 11:31 PM (aursc)

244 did you hear the one about the Irish lass and a customer ?

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)

Yes, and I broke into gaels of laughter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Put a Cork in it.

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at September 24, 2022 11:32 PM (d+wXR)

245 I wouldn't mind wading in the seas around Greece.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:32 PM (6VKyY)

246 163
' arrest Merrick Garland for numerous civil rights violations.'

I'm not sure I would vote for anyone that wouldn't arrest that would-be Himmler.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2022 11:32 PM (roH4R)

247 Wholelotta decades ago in an alternative universe. Never told story.

🌊 Off a beach down Galveston way, well out into the water, away from anyone, she and I.... I was concerned about the filth of the water and the sand and her lady parts and.... she didn't care. Insisted, she did. Nobody else knew we were doing it.

Somehow, we survived.

Posted by: mindful webworker was young once at September 24, 2022 11:33 PM (bvx1O)

248 Is the Aegean Sea the one that's the perfect shade of azure? Maybe that's Crete.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:34 PM (6VKyY)

249 Hmmm, on the FBI raid on the Catholic dude...

Might this be a case that can get into the Supreme Court and strike down the FACE Act? After all, the only possible justification for a federal law about access to abortion clinics is the Roe decision saying it's a constitutional right. So, if abortion is NOT a civil right protected by the Constitution, then the act is null and void for lack of federal jurisdiction, right?

Local jurisdictions already have laws preventing you from hassling people trying to go somewhere. But making it a federal case was based entirely on a bogus SCOTUS decision.

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2022 11:34 PM (8rbvy)

250 I thought the joke would end with "Sam and Janet Evening."

This is because I am stupid.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2022 11:35 PM (m0zqP)

251 Local jurisdictions already have laws preventing you from hassling people trying to go somewhere. But making it a federal case was based entirely on a bogus SCOTUS decision.
Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2022 11:34 PM (8rbvy)

Good thinking there!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:36 PM (3KSjK)

252 >>The ocean is for peeing in, not swimming.

The ocean is for knowing how insignificant any problems we might think we have really are.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)

253 252 >>The ocean is for peeing in, not swimming.

The ocean is for knowing how insignificant any problems we might think we have really are.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S

That, and peeing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:36 PM (6VKyY)

254
I thought the joke would end with "Sam and Janet Evening."

This is because I am stupid.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


I thought of that because of The Bob Newhart Show

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2022 11:36 PM (63Dwl)

255 Sailed as a kid to Catalina. Some days the ocean is not your friend.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:37 PM (6/K6X)

256 KSU beat OU. In Norman. Amazing.

We had to listen to radio, as our TVs have not been repaired or replaced.

Have a great night, everyone .The bars in Aggieville will be wild for a little while longer.

I don't really care, but after the hangovers go away, local people are in a good mood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 24, 2022 11:37 PM (u82oZ)

257 Put a Cork in it.

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at September 24, 2022 11:32 PM (d+wXR)

Nay, that be for the auld sod.

Posted by: O'RangeEnt at September 24, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ)

258 Is the Aegean Sea the one that's the perfect shade of azure? Maybe that's Crete.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:34 PM (6VKyY)

It's a known hangout for lusty minotaurs. Use caution, keep big head on a swivel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2022 11:39 PM (4I/2K)

259 Greg Allman " I'm half crazy ...."

Dude, you married Cher. Ain't no half about it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 24, 2022 11:39 PM (0OqF8)

260 The ocean is for knowing how insignificant any problems we might think we have really are.
Posted by: JackStraw

Them old Greek Homo philosophers had some advantages.

Not to mention the calculation of the diameter of de Earf.

Posted by: Rev. Miklos Sharpton at September 24, 2022 11:39 PM (d+wXR)

261 Is the Aegean Sea the one that's the perfect shade of azure? Maybe that's Crete.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:34 PM (6VKyY)

Can't recall. Things were a bit hazy then. I don't remember if I defeated the Cretins at Sparta, or the Spartans at Crete.

Posted by: Marcus Vindictus at September 24, 2022 11:40 PM (7bRMQ)

262 It's a known hangout for lusty minotaurs. Use caution, keep big head on a swivel.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2022 11:39 PM (4I/2K)

If you put a set of Texas longhorns on a Mini, would that make it a Minitaur?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:40 PM (3KSjK)

263 Greg Allman " I'm half crazy ...."

Dude, you married Cher. Ain't no half about it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

In terms of Crazy, Cher was definitely the "better half".

Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at September 24, 2022 11:41 PM (d+wXR)

264 145
I ordered a hamburger in some Frenchy fast food place. The meat did not taste like beef. It still kind of sickens me to think about it. I kind of hope it was kangaroo meat and not horse, because we had horses when I was a kid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
----
Let me get this straight: therefore if you had raised cattle or even one calf for 4H, you wouldn't ever eat a beef burger?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 24, 2022 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

265 The ocean is for the riptide that takes you out 200 yards before you blink twice. I'd never go out again without swim fins.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2022 11:42 PM (w2Z7l)

266 Had a nice turkey dinner today at the community hall in Elnora. Fifteen bucks for turkey with all the trimmings. It was yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:42 PM (3KSjK)

267 The FACE act was, IIRC, the closing act of the government destroying the peaceful protests against abortion providers.

Hard to believe now, but the right used to be as good at protest as the left and Operation Rescue and the like could turn out major protests.

But the GOPe colluded with the Dems to stop that. Oh and looking it up...Bitch McConnell voted for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:43 PM (ESjRY)

268 The FACE act is just an excuse to go after people they don't like. Hence the over the top FBI raid on a pastor with seven kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:45 PM (6VKyY)

269 Yup.
This one hurt.
Posted by: Diogenes at

Wazzu lost? It seemed they had it in the bag.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2022 11:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

270 EU Commission Prez Threatens to Use 'Tools' Against Italy If Populist Right Wins Election

Bet she drives a Mercedes

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 24, 2022 11:46 PM (0OqF8)

271 You're all wonderful people and I love you all. However, I must off to bed, to try and snatch some fitful sleep while Robert the Cat (TM) bites the Hell out of me.

I'm thinking I should get a second cat, so that the two of the can bond...but my experience in that scenario has generally been unpleasant. Oh well.

Goodnight.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2022 11:47 PM (m0zqP)

272 Yup.
This one hurt.
Posted by: Diogenes at

Wazzu lost? It seemed they had it in the bag.

The correct euphemism is they Couged it.


Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 24, 2022 11:48 PM (0OqF8)

273 Goodnight.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
___

Goodnight.

Posted by: SMH at September 24, 2022 11:49 PM (0iELB)

274 The FACE act is just an excuse to go after people they don't like. Hence the over the top FBI raid on a pastor with seven kids.

The story mentioned it had been adjudicated in the PA court system already.

Which would mean a case of double jeopardy.

Also, how is it the states can't enforce immigration law, but the feds CAN enforce trespass law?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:49 PM (ESjRY)

275 BeckChas: Get a second cat. They'll work it out.

Posted by: Theodore at September 24, 2022 11:50 PM (pGonq)

276 Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop at September 24, 2022 10:40 PM (7wsMt)

Baby steps. Get the hallow app. Start the Bible in a year - 1 or 2 a day while you’re walking or driving or doing chores. Set a time and stick to it for 3 weeks. After that you’ll want to spend more time learning. It will change your life ; or more accurately it will help reveal what your life is meant to be.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2022 11:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

277 Which would mean a case of double jeopardy.

Also, how is it the states can't enforce immigration law, but the feds CAN enforce trespass law?
Posted by: 18-1

The whole story is just wrong. Those poor kids. They will never forget that.

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:51 PM (6/K6X)

278 The correct euphemism is they Couged it.


Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 24, 2022 11:48 PM (0OqF

Ut also couged it. 😤

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2022 11:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 Let me get this straight. A woman in Florida caught her husband, son, and daughter in a knock down, drag out fight over Chinese food, and she didn't record it with her phone and post it on Youtube? Missed your chance to make your family famous, lady.
Posted by: nerdygirl
___

The only sane one in the bunch.

Posted by: SMH at September 24, 2022 11:54 PM (0iELB)

280 If the plane goes down in the ocean, she'd survive.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What if a black hole got it???

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 24, 2022 11:54 PM (KAi1n)

281
Good news: Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla has the Coof for the second time, now. This is about 1 month after the first infection.

He is personally demonstrating how effective his products are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 24, 2022 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)

282 Well, the turkey torpor has set in. I'm going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:55 PM (3KSjK)

283 Vaccines in the long ago: One shot, never get the disease

"Vaccines now": Sure you'll keep getting the disease, but that's how you know they are working. Err...because you probably won't die!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2022 11:56 PM (ESjRY)

284 Bet she drives a Mercedes

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 24, 2022 11:46 PM (0OqF

You know who else....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2022 11:56 PM (7bRMQ)

285 Good news: Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla has the Coof for the second time, now. This is about 1 month after the first infection.

He is personally demonstrating how effective his products are.

He obviously needs to take a booster or three.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2022 11:58 PM (kOpft)

286 What are you canning tonight, Mr. Miley?

Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:59 PM (6/K6X)

287 Good news: Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla has the Coof for the second time, now. This is about 1 month after the first infection.

He is personally demonstrating how effective his products are.
Posted by: publius

I read that it is actually the fourth time

After Two shots and two boosters

hmmmm

Posted by: Miklos reads things at September 25, 2022 12:00 AM (d+wXR)

288 We can save your wife, but that cowboy's a goner.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 25, 2022 12:00 AM (+4D1M)

289 Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Theodore at September 25, 2022 12:01 AM (pGonq)

290 Good news: Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla has the Coof for the second time, now. This is about 1 month after the first infection.

He is personally demonstrating how effective his products are.
Posted by: publius

This is causing me to consider statements made by Joseph Robinette Bitem Jr.

He said unpossible

Posted by: Miklos recalls things at September 25, 2022 12:01 AM (d+wXR)

291 I'm feeling increasingly depressed. It's been hard to grow old and discover I don't fit in to this world, that people and their lives are a mystery, that I have no friends, nothing at all in common with anyone, nothing to say that won't be irritating or a source of embarrassment, no happy memories, nothing to be proud of, no enthusiasms I can share.
I get up every day with nothing to look forward to except tasks and chores that won't be satisfactory, expenses to pay that I didn't want and soul-crushing loneliness. I've tried to live my life as a decent person and watched the indecent, cruel and greedy succeed.
Every day has to be lived, but I know they're being lived to no good. If you have a good thought to spare, spare it for me.
Posted by: Dicop
___

I know exactly where you're coming from, and it's a sucky feeling, no doubt.
But this is what the enemy wants.

You are among friends here, though sometimes, I can't scroll fast enough past some of the more...inane...comments.
But for the most part, there are good folks here, and as far as life being unfair, it is what it is.

Prayers up.

Posted by: SMH at September 25, 2022 12:02 AM (0iELB)

292 What are you canning tonight, Mr. Miley?
Posted by: Infidel

Please verify "canning" or "caning".

Posted by: Miklos, Honorary Consul of Singapore at September 25, 2022 12:04 AM (d+wXR)

293 262
If you put a set of Texas longhorns on a Mini, would that make it a Minitaur?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2022 11:40 PM (3KSjK)
----
If you took a Mediterranean package tour that included Crete, would that be known as a concrete package?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

294 Also, how is it the states can't enforce immigration law, but the feds CAN enforce trespass law?
Posted by: 18-1

The whole story is just wrong. Those poor kids. They will never forget that.
Posted by: Infidel at September 24, 2022 11:51 PM (6/K6X)

think about it this way: this man is getting the same treatment that St. Paul and the rest of the apostles thought. I've seen it said before that if you claim you're a Christian but no one thinks you are worrisome to them in any way then you're probably just going through the motions. Anyone, especially in times like these, who lives a true Christian life is going to be greatly upsetting to those with power, and will find the levers of power used against them. It happened to every apostle, it happened to every prophet. God never said he will prevent persecution; He said He will aid those who need the strength to withstand persecution.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2022 12:04 AM (r46W7)

295 >> What are you canning tonight, Mr. Miley?

Nothing tonight. We did some 'mater jam that Miley has become enamored with last night. Things are winding down, now, although the okra will keep putting out until the frost. There will be a few more 'maters.

We are now at 164 jars total we put up. That and the freezer stuff is pretty good. Nothing like both my grandmothers would've done in their hay days, but pretty good for us.

Fall fell hard. I've got a feeling we're gonna get an early frost this time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)

296 think about it this way: this man is getting the same treatment that St. Paul and the rest of the apostles thought. I've seen it said before that if you claim you're a Christian but no one thinks you are worrisome to them in any way then you're probably just going through the motions. Anyone, especially in times like these, who lives a true Christian life is going to be greatly upsetting to those with power, and will find the levers of power used against them. It happened to every apostle, it happened to every prophet. God never said he will prevent persecution; He said He will aid those who need the strength to withstand persecution.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2022 12:04 AM (r46W7)
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Amen.

Posted by: SMH at September 25, 2022 12:06 AM (mgtvV)

297 If you took a Mediterranean package tour that included Crete, would that be known as a concrete package?
Posted by: Ciampino

*arches eyebrows*

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis, on behalf of the Roman Guild of Concrete and Arch Contractors at September 25, 2022 12:07 AM (d+wXR)

298 280 If the plane goes down in the ocean, she'd survive.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What if a black hole got it???

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 24, 2022 11:54 PM (KAi1n)
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Hole would be plugged.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

299 We did some 'mater jam that Miley has become enamored with


Tasty, tasty.

I am going to keep my small jar in my Last Days go-pack.

Posted by: Miklos hopes for the best but plans otherwise at September 25, 2022 12:09 AM (d+wXR)

300 270 EU Commission Prez Threatens to Use 'Tools' Against Italy If Populist Right Wins Election

Bet she drives a Mercedes

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 24, 2022 11:46 PM (0OqF
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Well she might drive a Vulva ..... I mean a Volvo, but I can bet she doesn't drive a FIAT.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

301 I just feel for his family. Tonight he’s not at home because he lives in Biden’s USA.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 25, 2022 12:12 AM (62BOJ)

302 Pfizer's in Germany?
And Germany is going to cut power to manufacturing plants. Could this hurt Pfizer.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 25, 2022 12:12 AM (AX9n3)

303 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2022 12:04 AM (r46W7)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH

The truth . Amen brother

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 25, 2022 12:12 AM (0OqF8)

304 The FACE act is just an excuse to go after people they don't like. Hence the over the top FBI raid on a pastor with seven kids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2022 11:45 PM (6VKyY)


I will take "how tone deaf is this administration" for 500

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)

305 There's only four events I can remember where I was when they happened.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'll never forget where I was when Princess Di's death was announced because I was sitting in front of the TV excising the biggest wart I'd ever had on the bottom of my foot, which had been plaguing me for days. I soaked it for an hour and then found a seam. A lot of nasty brown stuff oozed out. I'll never forget where I was when Princess Di death was announced.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2022 12:13 AM (KAi1n)

306 I'll never forget where I was when Princess Di death was announced.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2022 12:13 AM (KAi1n)


I think I'll stick with horse-burgers, thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2022 12:16 AM (xhaym)

307 I'll never forget where I was when Princess Di death was announced

Was home alone painting the kitchen, radio was playing terrible music, so I had the tv on.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 12:17 AM (6/K6X)

308
More good news. I found our old 4 bottom turn plow. Bad news is it will take some work to get it out. A lot of brush as grown up. Little trees, actually. But I'll get it out.

It would need some new points at least if you were gonna really use it, but I'm planning on opening up a new garden spot next year, and that would be just the ticket to turn over the mass of trash on top of the ground. This land hasn't been in cultivation for a while.

Anyway, turn it over good this fall, and let all that material rot in the soil over the winter, and it will smooth up pretty good come spring.

Miley wants to have potatoes, and I'm gonna have to expand the operation a bit. The way things are going, yep, I may need to expand our local food growing operation pretty good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)

309 >>I'll never forget where I was when Princess Di's death was announced because I was sitting in front of the TV excising the biggest wart I'd ever had on the bottom of my foot, which had been plaguing me for days. I soaked it for an hour and then found a seam. A lot of nasty brown stuff oozed out. I'll never forget where I was when Princess Di death was announced.

That's one of the most beautiful things I've read.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2022 12:17 AM (ZLI7S)

310 FUN PFIZER FACT

In about 1989, I was in a small bar in the small Puerto Rican town of Humacao.

I was informed that the one factory company town of Humacao made people happy, very happy, around the world.


???

"We are the largest producer of Viagra in the World"


Posted by: Miklos wondered if it gets into the water too at September 25, 2022 12:17 AM (d+wXR)

311
Pfizer's global HQ is in NYC, from what the internet says.

It makes sense. Be right there close to the UN for all the govts they've bought off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)

312
And that means fighting potato bugs....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:19 AM (Mzdiz)

313 Well she might drive a Vulva ..... I mean a Volvo,


Hündin ist ein Nazi

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 25, 2022 12:20 AM (0OqF8)

314 Miley wants to have potatoes, and I'm gonna have to expand the operation a bit. The way things are going, yep, I may need to expand our local food growing operation pretty good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I ain't leasing none of that red clay mess.

Posted by: Miklos knows better at September 25, 2022 12:20 AM (d+wXR)

315
Reading, Pfizer is an American company, founded by Germans.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

316 That's one of the most beautiful things I've read.
Posted by: JackStraw

Now I'll never forget where I was on 9/24/2022!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2022 12:22 AM (KAi1n)

317 Reading, Pfizer is an American company, founded by Germans.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

Just drive over to Schpartansburg, You can hear German spoken at lunchtime downtown.

Before BMW was Hoechst, BASF...and POW Camp Campbell in WWII.

Not a coincidence.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at September 25, 2022 12:25 AM (d+wXR)

318 Just a kitty hanging out
https://is.gd/cXKDqj

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)

319 Substack discussing Bourla's second Covid infection

https://tinyurl.com/4kvpxvm6

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2022 12:27 AM (xhaym)

320 >>Now I'll never forget where I was on 9/24/2022!

That was yesterday when some obscure German politician said the world was going to end. Or foot warts. Or something.

We made it until 9/25.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2022 12:28 AM (ZLI7S)

321
Strom Thurmond's driver and the Executive Chef for a series of South Carolina Governors until the mid-70s were former POWs from Camp Campbell.

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at September 25, 2022 12:28 AM (d+wXR)

322 Are the GOP staff absolute morons?
GOP video used stock images and videos taken in Russia and Ukraine
https://mol.im/a/11246503

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:29 AM (qfLjt)

323
This new spot I'm gonna open up is about the best soil on the property here. It wasn't convenient for a garden, 'cause it was too far away from the house. But now there's a new house right close, so it's very convenient, now.

It's funny, I built this house on "the red flat", which is about the poorest spot. So, not productive land wasted for the house footprint. But that poorest spot was right next the to best spot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)

324 That was yesterday when some obscure German politician said the world was going to end. Or foot warts. Or something.

We made it until 9/25.
Posted by: JackStraw

Dudes

The World ended in 2012.

Prophecy and stuff.

'member?

Posted by: Mayanist Miklos at September 25, 2022 12:29 AM (d+wXR)

325 >> Substack discussing Bourla's second Covid infection

Igor Chudov, one of the best Substacks on this topic now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

326 There is a seasonality to flu like illnesses that's been studied in depth.

In the northern latitudes it comes in generally in fall and spring.

The reason for the seasonality is argued to be either: The cold weather reducing people's immune response or the reduction in Vit D from being indoors (to avoid the cold), or something else...

It occurred to me we have an interesting counter study - places where it is super hot, like AZ, where people ALSO stay indoors, but in the summer, to stay in the AC. Do they get the flu on the same cycle?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2022 12:31 AM (ESjRY)

327 'Child' boat migrant who sailed across the Channel to the UK is actually a 25-year-old Iranian trying to date over-30s who was caught out by his GREY beard

https://mol.im/a/11247011

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:32 AM (qfLjt)

328 Utah teacher keeps job after saying class for 'non-white students'
https://mol.im/a/11246919

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:33 AM (qfLjt)

329
Speaking of the turn plow (or bottom plow, or moldboard plow, various terms for it), it occurs to me that I'm probably the one around this area for miles who knows how to adjust one. There are a few who would know what a bottom plow is, but wouldn't know how to adjust it. Their daddies would have, but they're gone now.

I remember quite a few years ago, this fellow bought a little 3-bottom plow we had. He made the biggest mess trying to set it up -- had no idea what a mess he was making. Daddy and me got him straightened out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)

330 Are the GOP staff absolute morons?

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2022 12:34 AM (kOpft)

331 I am cleaning out the area that used to be my woodpile, and I noticed that I had some sort of cruciferous plant sprouting. I realized that I had spilled some Pak Choy seed there when I was stripping seed out of some heads I had let bolt and go to seed. I think I will have lots of chinese cabbage sprouting up this Fall, I just have to keep it wantered.

I also let my pole beans go to seed so I could save them for next year. I mixed blue lake and KY wonders hoping they would cross breed.
The rest I have eaten, canned or dried

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2022 12:37 AM (xhaym)

332 326
The reason for the seasonality is argued to be either: The cold weather reducing people's immune response or the reduction in Vit D from being indoors (to avoid the cold), or something else...
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Well does the Southern Hemisphere catch the flu when their cold weather starts?
Has anyone done a controlled study on flu vs Vitamin D?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:38 AM (qfLjt)

333 Are the GOP staff absolute morons?

I'd suspect its a mole. There are pictures/videos of kids playing EVERYWHERE. The odds of incompetence leading to RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA are low.

I remember early in the WoT the FNM got a hold of video of British soldiers torturing jihadis. Well...they thought they did. The video had people in British uniforms doing bad things to jihadis. But the military uniforms were screwed up with elements from various British units so that no actual British solider would wear them.

The scandal then disappeared for a while to come back later with Abu Ghraib. The paper that supposed that went live with it...I think the Guardian...got a little embarrassed, but there was 0 interest in finding who made the videos.

Also...they likely knew about Abu Ghraib and were setting the stage. Prior to this the FNM was taking videos from rape/porn sites (apparently a thing) and claiming they were from Iraq...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2022 12:38 AM (ESjRY)

334 37 Winston

No sympathy for Belgians. You get for what you vote. Enjoy it.

Posted by: Grape Ape at September 25, 2022 12:39 AM (IUb/E)

335 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

The GOP has placed our new hire raimondo in charge of all communications.

Posted by: Mitch 'n Kev at September 25, 2022 12:41 AM (d+wXR)

336 Well does the Southern Hemisphere catch the flu when their cold weather starts?


Yes. I've worked with Aussies and they'd get their cold the opposite of us.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2022 12:42 AM (ESjRY)

337 The GOP staff is probably not interested. Things like that are handed off to production companies and checking that the job is done competently is probably low priority next to getting auto calls out to likely donors

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2022 12:43 AM (xhaym)

338 >> There is a seasonality to flu like illnesses that's been studied in depth.

Yes, and it's still not completely understood. There's not one thing that can explain it all, and contradictory behavior among multiple mechanisms that could explain part of it.

It may have to do with the behavior of our own immune system. That is, this seasonality is a "feature" of the population immune response.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)

339 I remember quite a few years ago, this fellow bought a little 3-bottom plow

Funny

Sometimes I call Darleen, Marleen and Charleen my little "three bottoms"

Posted by: Miklos, and I cannot lie at September 25, 2022 12:44 AM (d+wXR)

340 336 Well does the Southern Hemisphere catch the flu when their cold weather starts?


Yes. I've worked with Aussies and they'd get their cold the opposite of us.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2022 12:42 AM (ESjRY)
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I should know this having lived 40+ years in Southern Africa but I never really paid attention. Come to think of it, it was usually at the start of the "winter" that I usually got a cold. What was confusing was my years in East Africa, more or less on the Equator so there were no traditional seasons, just long rains (monsoon) and short rains, mingled with dry spells. We then caught the flu at any time.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:46 AM (qfLjt)

341 98 Le Mikleuse

Lived my first 35 years in Louisiana and not sure I would agree with your statement. The dialects are very different and the cajun French is fading out, though the accent still hangs around.

Posted by: Grape Ape at September 25, 2022 12:49 AM (IUb/E)

342 in fairness, inane comments are the foundation of the hq.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2022 12:50 AM (xJ/a2)

343 >> my little "three bottoms"

Hah. I laughed out loud, a belly laugh you might call it, at that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 12:50 AM (Mzdiz)

344 Posted by: Ciampino

I wonder what a drink called "Snows of Kilimanjaro" would look like and consist of.

Posted by: Miklos Hemingway. Pithy. at September 25, 2022 12:51 AM (d+wXR)

345 Yes, Jerry could play guitar. And garrett is a croc wearing deviant. These things are mutual exclusive.

https://tinyurl.com/yne822mc

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2022 12:52 AM (ZLI7S)

346 in fairness, inane comments are the foundation of the hq.
Posted by: confederatefifth
___

True.

Sometimes though, the scroll feature definitely comes in handy on my Mac.

Posted by: SMH at September 25, 2022 12:52 AM (mgtvV)

347 344 Posted by: Ciampino

I wonder what a drink called "Snows of Kilimanjaro" would look like and consist of.

Posted by: Miklos Hemingway. Pithy. at September 25, 2022 12:51 AM (d+wXR)
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A bit late to ask Gregory Peck.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 12:52 AM (qfLjt)

348 I wonder what a drink called "Snows of Kilimanjaro" would look like and consist of.
Posted by: Miklos Hemingway. Pithy. at September 25, 2022 12:51 AM (d+wXR)

Rumplemintze and Colt .45

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 12:53 AM (dNqv+)

349 ..in fairness, inane comments are the foundation of the hq. Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2022 12:50 AM (xJ/a2)


Q.E.D.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

*sly grin*

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2022 12:54 AM (e6UQI)

350 A bit late to ask Gregory Peck.
Posted by: Ciampino

Say it rite

Posted by: Gregory....Ppppppeckkk at September 25, 2022 12:54 AM (d+wXR)

351 Q.E.D.


Jim

"turns innocent eyes Heavenward*

Posted by: Serious Miklos you guys at September 25, 2022 12:56 AM (d+wXR)

352 If not for being inane, how could I comment at all?

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2022 12:56 AM (KATBx)

353 It sounds like the music finally stopped. Maybe the Marine next door said something.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 12:57 AM (6/K6X)

354 If not for being inane, how could I comment at all?
Posted by: irongrampa

Otherwise


Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

Posted by: beloved Miklos from Hee-Haw at September 25, 2022 12:59 AM (d+wXR)

355 Maybe rumplemintze and one of those hard seltzers.

I am thinking of something minty and effervescent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:00 AM (dNqv+)

356 It sounds like the music finally stopped. Maybe the Marine next door said something.
Posted by: Infidel

The drumming has stopped?

Posted by: Miklos Livingston, I presume at September 25, 2022 01:00 AM (d+wXR)

357
Hmmm. Now I'm pondering the difference between inanity and asininity. Inane vs asinine.

Methinks asininity is just more extreme inanity. But I could be wrong on the nuances.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

358 Went to Lowe's tonight. Summer ended 2 days ago. They have their Christmas section up.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 25, 2022 01:01 AM (RG7Wy)

359 353 It sounds like the music finally stopped. Maybe the Marine next door said something.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 12:57 AM (6/K6X)

A kind word and a ka-bar gets you further than a kind word alone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:01 AM (dNqv+)

360 Bourla does not have VAIDS. Like the dude took his own shit....

BTW, while it pales in comparison to most Deadheads and to my own # of BOC shows, I have seen the Dead 6 or 7 times and only once did a show suck. (Shoreline, '88 or '89) And the sum total of drugs I consumed at those shows was 1 beer. I really liked their shows.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2022 01:01 AM (KAi1n)

361 Methinks asininity is just more extreme inanity. But I could be wrong on the nuances.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

asininity would be more personally directed inanity. Also an element of obliviousness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:02 AM (dNqv+)

362 The drumming has stopped?
Posted by: Miklos Livingston

Thankfully, yes. It's 11 and I woke up at 4am.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 01:02 AM (6/K6X)

363 Maybe rumplemintze and one of those hard seltzers.

I am thinking of something minty and effervescent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I was thinking one of those layered drinks.

Dark Coffee licquor on the bottom

Medium rum in the middle

Frothed Pimm's on the top

Posted by: Miklos , Mau-Mauing the the Bar Staff at September 25, 2022 01:03 AM (d+wXR)

364 Dark Coffee licquor on the bottom

Medium rum in the middle

Frothed Pimm's on the top
Posted by: Miklos , Mau-Mauing the the Bar Staff at September 25, 2022 01:03 AM (d+wXR)

Not a fan of gin. I like the layered idea. Rum is good for the middle. Kind of a color gradient thing going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:05 AM (dNqv+)

365 asininity would be more personally directed inanity. Also an element of obliviousness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

To whom do I apply for Professional Certification?

Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his comments around at September 25, 2022 01:05 AM (d+wXR)

366 347 344 Posted by: Ciampino

I wonder what a drink called "Snows of Kilimanjaro" would look like and consist of.

Posted by: Miklos Hemingway. Pithy. at September 25, 2022 12:51 AM (d+wXR)
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The Maasai drink a mixture of milk and freshly collected ox blood or separately. Maybe add some vodka?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 01:06 AM (qfLjt)

367
Typical performance of Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me (GDAM):

https://tinyurl.com/jcpz2et

That's the classic GDAM foursome right there, Roy Clark, Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, and Archie Campbell.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)

368 Epoc Times is going with the, 'where's Xi', story.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 25, 2022 01:07 AM (AX9n3)

369 Not a fan of gin. I like the layered idea. Rum is good for the middle. Kind of a color gradient thing going on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Kilimanjaro has snow on top.

A drinkable visual representation of the actual thing is the goal.

Posted by: Miklos, Topological bartender at September 25, 2022 01:07 AM (d+wXR)

370 362 The drumming has stopped?
Posted by: Miklos Livingston

Thankfully, yes. It's 11 and I woke up at 4am.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 01:02 AM (6/K6X)
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punchline only
What happens when drums stop?
Banjos begin.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 01:08 AM (qfLjt)

371 Epoc Times is going with the, 'where's Xi', story.

Posted by: Braenyard

Hee said, Xi said

Posted by: Miklos, sinologist (I take decongestants) at September 25, 2022 01:08 AM (d+wXR)

372 Tis time.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2022 01:09 AM (KATBx)

373 A drinkable visual representation of the actual thing is the goal.
Posted by: Miklos, Topological bartender at September 25, 2022 01:07 AM (d+wXR)

I was thinking more of a taste sensation that puts one in mind of a snowy mountaintop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:10 AM (dNqv+)

374 Hmmm. Now I'm pondering the difference between inanity and asininity. Inane vs asinine.
Methinks asininity is just more extreme inanity. But I could be wrong on the nuances.
Posted by: publius

Inanity, Hannity. Tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2022 01:10 AM (d9LON)

375 I was thinking more of a taste sensation that puts one in mind of a snowy mountaintop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Come on over anytime

Posted by: mons Veneris at The Villages at September 25, 2022 01:11 AM (d+wXR)

376
While GDAM is in the pantheon of Hee-Haw, it is eclipsed by WoWAYT, or simply, WoW, "Where, oh where, are you tonight?". Here's Archie and Gordie doing a classic performance:

https://tinyurl.com/o6jw6vu

As a young child, I used to delight it in that, they tell me, laughing myself silly at the line, "Pffft, you was gone!".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)

377 G'Nite IG

Posted by: mere Miklos at September 25, 2022 01:12 AM (d+wXR)

378 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:14 AM (dNqv+)

379
Here's The Man in Black doing WoW with Archie:

https://tinyurl.com/2kyupund

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:14 AM (Mzdiz)

380 I looked the world over and I thought I found True Love

You met another and

Poof you was gone

(we sing that back in the Waffle House parking lot almost every night)

Posted by: Miklos did not and did not have to look that up at September 25, 2022 01:15 AM (d+wXR)

381 Japan. Nuked to much or not enough?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 25, 2022 01:15 AM (q7YwT)

382 Rumplemintze and Kahlua?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:15 AM (dNqv+)

383
Prophecy and stuff.

'member?
Posted by: Mayanist Miklos
------

My predictions were stolen by a bunch of Mayan homos.

Posted by: Nostradamus at September 25, 2022 01:15 AM (l0mb7)

384 Or maybe like a warm drink with rumplemintze and chocolate liquor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:16 AM (dNqv+)

385 We do march the "Nightwatch" out into the streets of darkness.
We clear said streets of the evil that wishes to do harm in the cover of darkness by bringing torches many to illuminate the dark corners where evil hides and pike poles and weapons to do them...death. So as to tell the greater populous, that we will deny evil a place in their cities and their countryside.

We are the Nightwatch.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2022 01:16 AM (J00IM)

386 Coast Guard discharging unvaxxed members, allegedly denying promotions despite religious exemption requests
https://is.gd/Jk5mYw

Posted by: Ciampino at September 25, 2022 01:17 AM (qfLjt)

387 Here's The Man in Black doing WoW with Archie:

https://tinyurl.com/2kyupund
Posted by: publius, Rascally

This is why is do not fear a Civil War.

You just can't beat boys like 'em.

Posted by: Miklos and that applies to the Chinee too at September 25, 2022 01:17 AM (d+wXR)

388 Also the name of the government storm troopers in Babylon 5.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2022 01:18 AM (dNqv+)

389 388

Ppiff.spit

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2022 01:20 AM (J00IM)

390 388

Ppiff.spit
Posted by: Nightwatch

Damn!

Hit the spittoon first time!

Posted by: Miklos will now follow ith watermelon seeds, just to show off at September 25, 2022 01:22 AM (d+wXR)

391 Yas ALL

better get on point for the Mid-Terms bitches!!!

Clean the roles of those that glitch otherwise.

And take no prisoners.

Otherwise it's Civil War

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2022 01:24 AM (J00IM)

392 Sweet Dreams Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2022 01:25 AM (J00IM)

393 FUN FACT

Archie Campbell's real name was Carchy Ramble

Posted by: Miklocella at September 25, 2022 01:25 AM (d+wXR)

394
WoW compilation:

https://tinyurl.com/2qaownn4

Another one with the Man in Black there, as well as Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn. Tammy Wynette, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

395 That beer foam hole is smaller than Chloe Grace Mortiz doughnut hole.

Posted by: Dan Schneider at September 25, 2022 01:32 AM (8Y7CZ)

396 The Paolo is, how you say, never far from the taste of the ocean.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 25, 2022 01:34 AM (Spr0s)

397 Sweet Dreams Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch

We are all asleep. When we all "die", we wake up from the dream only to repeat the process everytime we go to bed and get our REM cycle on.

Posted by: Consider the possibility at September 25, 2022 01:35 AM (8Y7CZ)

398
There are no telling how many different verses were written for WoW over the Hee-Haw years. Some of the funniest ones:

You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
You were just scattered all over the place.
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.

I went to your house at three in the morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)

399 The 3rd wolf inside you is ghey too.

Posted by: Consider the possibility at September 25, 2022 01:37 AM (8Y7CZ)

400 Mom loved Hee Haw.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 01:38 AM (6/K6X)

401 I told you, my darlin', you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?

One day she served me a couple of fried eggs.
That was one of her contemptible tricks.
I told her off, I said when you fry eggs,
Don't dirty my plate, dear, with less than six.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

402 If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Certain political candidates in select markets should advertise on old Hee-Haw shows.

Turn those last few Roosevelt democrats.

Posted by: Miklos is thinking again at September 25, 2022 01:40 AM (d+wXR)

403 Mom loved Hee Haw.
Posted by: Infidel

The behind the scenes of Hee Haw would make the Motley Crew blush.

Posted by: Consider the possibility at September 25, 2022 01:41 AM (8Y7CZ)

404 The behind the scenes of Hee Haw would make the Motley Crew blush.
Posted by: Consider the possibility

I have no doubt.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 01:44 AM (6/K6X)

405 ..The behind the scenes of Hee Haw would make the Motley Crew blush. Posted by: Consider the possibility at September 25, 2022 01:41 AM (8Y7CZ)


*pouring eyebleach in to help scrub images of Lu-Lu and Jr. Samples out of retinas*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2022 01:46 AM (e6UQI)

406 >> would make the Motley Crew blush.

The Hee-Haw Honeys. Nurse Goodbody, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)

407 Archie Campbell's real name was Carchy Ramble
Posted by: Miklocella
---------

Archie Bell's real name was...Archie Bell.

Posted by: Tighten Up at September 25, 2022 01:49 AM (l0mb7)

408 And the Big City people think country folk are uninformed about sex.

Posted by: Miklos knows farm kids know the birds and bees business a lot earlier than city kids at September 25, 2022 01:49 AM (d+wXR)

409 Archie Bell's real name was...Archie Bell.
Posted by: Tighten Up

Are you of the Houston Texas Drells?

Posted by: Miklos does chair dance at September 25, 2022 01:53 AM (d+wXR)

410 MIKLOS KILL THREAD

CRUSH BETWEEN FINGERS

CRUSH CRUSH

Posted by: Miklos will finish his Amaretto at September 25, 2022 02:04 AM (d+wXR)

411 ..Posted by: Miklos does chair dance at September 25, 2022 01:53 AM (d+wXR)

Yo, you minds iffn' we dance wif yo' chairs?

Posted by: I.Q.lly challenged frat bros at September 25, 2022 02:04 AM (e6UQI)

412
Let's give a big Kornfield Kounty SAALUTE! to Hee Haw. Roy Clark, Buck Owens, Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp, Grandpa Jones, Junior Samples, Goober Pyle, the Honeys, etc.

We will never see their like again, I fear.

A reporter interviewing Jimi Hendrix asked him, what's it like to be the greater guitar player on the planet? Hendrix replied, hell, I don't know, ask Roy Clark.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

413 Flu seasonality/geography. Hope-Simpson. His definitive work is free online. Don't tell the CDC, in its current state, they might get confused.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2022 02:06 AM (OTzUX)

414 Yo, you minds iffn' we dance wif yo' chairs?

Only if Otis loves us.

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (tri-Delt is Tiffani) at September 25, 2022 02:10 AM (d+wXR)

415
Roy Clark with Quincy on the Odd Couple, playing "Mountain Dew":

https://tinyurl.com/2nx8hcxz

A better one from that same episode, where Roy Clark shows off all his string talents:

https://tinyurl.com/2h3gjh5y

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)

416 Roy Clark shows off all his string talents:


I would rather be Buck than Roy nevertheless.

Buck got 50,000 marriage proposals.

Not sure how may times he agreed.

Posted by: Miklos hears this marriage thing ain't so bad at September 25, 2022 02:15 AM (d+wXR)

417 where Roy Clark shows off all his string talents:

This one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilm2qeJndWo

Posted by: Miklos hears music at September 25, 2022 02:17 AM (d+wXR)

418 >> This one?

Yeah, that's the one. The tinyurl worked here for me, and that's the link.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)

419 Roy Clark was amazing.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 02:21 AM (6/K6X)

420 Yeah, that's the one. The tinyurl worked here for me, and that's the link.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

If I ever learn fiddle, I will play it from the elbow, not the chin.

Then I can be both fiddle player and caller.

Posted by: Miklos was also taught clogging at September 25, 2022 02:24 AM (d+wXR)

421 Roy Clark could play both violin and fiddle. There is a difference. Same instrument, but a difference.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)

422 A better one from that same episode, where Roy Clark shows off all his string talents:

https://tinyurl.com/2h3gjh5y

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)

The violin thing was cool, because what I found out from restoring violins is that there is only 2 levels of violin playing. Master, and 2 cats fucking, there really is no in between. I barely could get a noise out of them while tuning them. I have probably a half dozen of them here, and its funny when certain people stop by and want to screw with them. Its always the same. Its either good, or 2 cats fucking.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 02:28 AM (VwHCD)

423
Re bad violin playing: Jack Benny. That was part of his schtick, and it was hilarious. One of the local stations is running old Jack Benny shows, and I happened to see one noteworth.

The setup is too long to explain, but Jack played the violin straight, and did some complex number, showing yep, he was damned good. After it was through, he turned to the camera and said, "I've made a lot of money pretending I can't play the violin, so please keep this between you and me."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)

424 So many mysteries we will never know about.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 02:32 AM (6/K6X)

425 If I ever learn fiddle, I will play it from the elbow, not the chin.

Then I can be both fiddle player and caller.

Posted by: Miklos was also taught clogging at September 25, 2022 02:24 AM (d+wXR)

The elbow version is from the baroque period, thats how they were originally played, and they are different. No neck angle on baroque vioilns. All the strads were originally made that way, so basically all the strads you see have been renecked to suit modern playing. The Strad's, the Guarneri's, the Stainer's, etc, have all been renecked unless the have been time capsuled for 400 years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 02:34 AM (VwHCD)

426
Here's another one of my favorites, Roy and Buck Trent doing "Dueling Banjos" on Hee Haw:

https://tinyurl.com/y58sxydh

They set those banjos on fire there. And note that "dueling banjos" is usually a guitar vs a banjo (why, I don't know) this is two banjos. Shit fire, that is good.

I was trying to find a particular "reaction video" I remember to that, of the genre, "black musicians react to cracker music". Anyway, you've got this black guitarist of some repute, and he listens to this for the first time.

During the end, the guy has his mouth hanging open, starts stomping his feet in time, and hollers "Heeeeee-hawwww!". I wish I could find it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)

427 So many mysteries we will never know about.
Posted by: Infidel

We know

Posted by: Yesterday's Conspiracy Theories are tomorrow's facts at September 25, 2022 02:42 AM (d+wXR)

428 Stainer's, etc, have all been renecked unless the have been time capsuled for 400 years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Everbody I know got a red neck from the git-go

Posted by: Miklosian BBQ and Goulash Grill at September 25, 2022 02:45 AM (d+wXR)

429 Funny story about dueling banjos. When I was around 10 years old my father's friend lent him a really nice gibson blue grass banjo. My father hands it to me and says learn dueling banjos, and he would play the guitar part. I was thinking, are you fucking high? I never touched a banjo. Anyway, I tried like hell and basically got the jist of it without the flash, but it seemed weird, like unnatural. I would watch people playing it and their hands were making different chords and movements, and I could never figure out wtf I was doing wrong. Anyway, dad's friend needed the banjo back eventually, so he bought one, and it wasn't as nice as the gibson, so I lost interest and he got rid of it. About 5 or so years ago my father gets another banjo, and tells me "hey, remember when we had the banjo years ago? Guess what, we were tuning it wrong." Ohhh, thanks dick, no wonder it was a fucking nightmare to play.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 03:02 AM (VwHCD)

430 Ohhh, thanks dick, no wonder it was a fucking nightmare to play.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

At least your dad didn't marry Rayleen

Her lawyer played me like a mistuned dobro

Posted by: Miklos was young once, and foolish, romantic even at September 25, 2022 03:16 AM (d+wXR)

431
I don't know anything about pickin', my talents don't run that way, but I can appreciate those who can really play.

I've been around some of those who do pick, locally, and I've head them talking about tuning banjos. Apparently there are several ways to do it for different things.

I have seen them re-tune the 5th string, the peg that's that lower on the neck on the fly. That is they're playing, then fiddle with that peg as they're going along.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)

432 Thhe last day of the NBA Finals is on Junne 19
and the 2022 NBA Draft will take place on June 23.

Posted by: Chance at September 25, 2022 03:24 AM (2qiaZ)

433 At least your dad didn't marry Rayleen

Her lawyer played me like a mistuned dobro

Posted by: Miklos was young once, and foolish, romantic even at September 25, 2022 03:16 AM (d+wXR)

I never played a dobro. I guess in my circles nobody would have one. You can put metal in a dobro, but you can't put a dobro in metal. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 03:24 AM (VwHCD)

434 Looks like another sleepless night.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 03:36 AM (6/K6X)

435 I can only finger pick because of classical guitar, but I never got to "concert" quality with it because I have been holding a pick since I was 7, so i can never get my picking hand to fully open up and get those fingers working like they do on my playing hand, because it's been closed for years holding a pick. Its a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 03:38 AM (VwHCD)

436
Here's that banjo tuning thing. 80 different tunings:

https://tinyurl.com/2qrh7xo9

That gal there makes it all look easy. Yep, this is what I was talking about above that I've seen banjo pickers doing. They're retuning on the fly, changing between one of the 80 or more as they need to.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 25, 2022 03:41 AM (Mzdiz)

437 Looks like another sleepless night.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 03:36 AM (6/K6X)

Is there anything you can take for that?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 03:41 AM (VwHCD)

438 I've been around some of those who do pick,

FUN SACALINA FACT

I know that at least one member of the Commission that approves electricity Rates plays the spoons.

And he is damn good.

His grand-niece sings just like Patsy Cline.

Posted by: Miklos is sometimes invited at September 25, 2022 03:44 AM (d+wXR)

439 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2022 03:41

Took an OTC sleeping pill and drinking a beer. I think the over 10 hours of neighbors loud party music affected me more than I thought.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2022 03:50 AM (6/K6X)

440 Well

Old Mama is being kept in the hospital, so I will be nice to her Four Legged Dedicated Friend.

I feed that dog, I walk that dog, but she misses her Special Person.

If people say dogs are better than people, I would not disagree.

Posted by: Miklos is the Personal Chef for the only dog in town that has one at September 25, 2022 03:51 AM (d+wXR)

441 I feed that dog, I walk that dog, but she misses her Special Person.


The works of devotion. Keep the faith brother.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 25, 2022 03:56 AM (/yVB8)

442 The works of devotion. Keep the faith brother.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Well, the dog is a cute-a-they-come pound puppy

My Old Papa and I both lived in orphanages.

The family has always been good with adopted doggies.

Posted by: Miklos is nicer than they say, but not that nice at September 25, 2022 04:00 AM (d+wXR)

443 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2022 04:02 AM (RtN13)

444 We do march the "Nightwatch" out into the streets of darkness.
We clear said streets of the evil that wishes to do harm in the cover of darkness by bringing torches many to illuminate the dark corners where evil hides and pike poles and weapons to do them...death. So as to tell the greater populous, that we will deny evil a place in their cities and their countryside.

We are the Nightwatch.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2022

01:16 AM (J00IM)The Shooting Company of Frans Banning Cocq and Willem van Ruytenburch, Rembrandt van Reign, 1642 https://tinyurl.com/Night-Watch

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2022 04:07 AM (qyH+l)

445 Nood tech

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 25, 2022 04:21 AM (g1EEm)

446 Joke would be funnier if it was Brad and Janet.

Posted by: hadsil at September 25, 2022 11:31 AM (dBI7o)

447 Any joke with "Sam and Janet" needs to end with "Sam and Janet evening".

Any such joke would have been funnier than this.

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