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Bear Crossing Cafe

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Carp Uber.

Duck wants to help bill-feed the fish.

Cranes (?) also want to feed the fish.

Neat 3D painting.

Who's winning?

Giving a thirsty squirrel a drink from a water bottle.

Another nice man gives a drink to a thirsty squirrel.

Tiny baby lion tamarin monkey rescued from road, and returned to its mother, who is suspicious of this huge human's motives.

Sea otters primping.

Not all heroes were capes.

Grandma knows how to move.

Two groups of penguins meeting and saying hi. One goofy penguin forgets which group he's supposed to be a part of, and a smarter penguin has to go collect this little dum-dum. Very cute.

Sea otter and pup.




Posted by: Ace at 08:04 PM




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1 Bears! So cute, so deadly.

I'll get 'em.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

2 They thaid there would be bears!

Posted by: Don Le Mon at September 23, 2022 08:06 PM (krQz2)

3 Happy Friday everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:06 PM (xhxe8)

4 Otters. Why did it have to be otters?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:06 PM (u73oe)

5 Family friendly blog, bear pictures.

Non-family friendly blog, bare pictures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at September 23, 2022 08:07 PM (SK5jJ)

6 Proper way to deal with a thirsty squirrel is to kick them across the street and hope they die of thirst.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 08:07 PM (Ivdso)

7 We seem to be getting a lot of sea otters lately. To meet the Café's Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity goals, shouldn't there be some river otters represented?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

8 Tire and pipe fighting is fun and games until somebody loses a knuckle.

Posted by: Don Le Mon at September 23, 2022 08:08 PM (krQz2)

9 Sea otter
Sea otter
Sea otter

*Checks mirror for Nurse Ratched*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:08 PM (u73oe)

10 Bears sometimes hold hands when they are sleeping. Human hands. Just the hand.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2022 08:08 PM (sn5EN)

11 Mama bear up top is in full FAFO mode.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 23, 2022 08:08 PM (zNcSj)

12 Bears! So cute, so deadly.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:05 PM


Not so much when they had Jay Cutler.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

13 How did that happen?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:09 PM (u73oe)

14
This blog needs TQM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:10 PM (1Nxff)

15 Central planning!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 Bears sometimes hold hands when they are sleeping. Human hands. Just the hand.

That's for the pot luck when they wake up in the spring. They bears signed up to bring finger foods.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at September 23, 2022 08:10 PM (SK5jJ)

17 And we know ace has left the building so we’re stuck in the middle.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (u73oe)

18 Bear either is a paid employee of State department of highways or sees that cone upright every day and so put it back the way it's supposed to be.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

19 Duke, the new OnlyFans gig, after you got the sequined thongs right side out, seems to have really centered you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

20 I am posting with some sadness because I fried some fish and am eating half of what I am fairly certain is the last homegrown tomato of the season. The other half will be eaten tomorrow on homemade biscuits.

I love fall, but I hate losing tomatoes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (+vq71)

21 14
This blog needs TQM.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:10 PM (1Nxff)
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Lean Six Sigma.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 I almost ran over a bear one time. The stupid thing was sitting in the road just after dusk. At first I thought it was a cow. It was a big bear.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (sn5EN)

23 Duke, the new OnlyFans gig, after you got the sequined thongs right side out, seems to have really centered you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

————-

I’m a household name.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (u73oe)

24 [/c]

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

25 It was near Centerville.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2022 08:12 PM (sn5EN)

26 Bears! So cute, so deadly.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:05 PM

Not so much when they had Jay Cutler.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)
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Well, more like the Chicago Chipmunks, maybe. But Bears, never.
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Posted by: Old Man Parker at September 23, 2022 08:12 PM (krQz2)

27 CNTRL + L !!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 08:13 PM (xhaym)

28 Chuy is moving to the center.

I sensed something was up!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:13 PM (krQz2)

29 Good evening everyone.

There is a monster state run wildlife preserve very near our new place. Handguns are allowed if you have a carry permit.

Because bears.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:13 PM (LsEU/)

30 ace is drinking alcohol tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 08:13 PM (NpAcC)

31 Is this a new record? Fucking up 2 successive comment sections?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:13 PM (krQz2)

32 And we know ace has left the building so we’re stuck in the middle.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (u73oe)
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With you.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:14 PM (krQz2)

33 Guys in tires fighting to me look like robots

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:14 PM (xhxe8)

34
Lean Six Sigma.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

________

Let's have a kickoff meeting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (1Nxff)

35 Stuck in the middle with you.

Ace is having a hard night with the formatting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (6VKyY)

36 What's wrong with the comment section? It looks great in 40 column mode.

Posted by: Guy using a TRS-80 Model 1 at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (sn5EN)

37 [/center]

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

38 My hash changed, have to look back when

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (xhxe8)

39 Guys in tires fighting to me look like robots
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:14 PM (xhxe

—————-

Pretty sure that’s the first time that’s ever been said.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:16 PM (u73oe)

40
Is this a new record? Fucking up 2 successive comment sections?
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:13 PM (krQz2)

_________

He's inclusively celebrating the diversity of comment section screwups.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:16 PM (1Nxff)

41 Tonypete

Go with a friend, and all you need is a .22LR derringer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

42 The Rooskies have compromised the formatting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

43 Bears I like. They are like furry homeless people looking for a food handout.

Furry homeless people, however, not so much. Too bad I can't feed them to the bears.

Win-win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2022 08:16 PM (R/m4+)

44 I am so okay with a live-and-let-live policy re: bears, but just in case the bears are not 100% on-board with that I always carry the 629 up in Da Norf Woods.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 23, 2022 08:17 PM (8oyo2)

45 Let's have a kickoff meeting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM


Do we have a black belt to facilitate?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

46
Well! At last!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:17 PM (1Nxff)

47 Left turn, Clyde.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:17 PM (u73oe)

48
What's that song that goes do you remember....on and on and on...?

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:18 PM (fJ6b0)

49
Do we have a black belt to facilitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

__________

Need to review your PowerPoint slides.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (1Nxff)

50 Is this based or centered?


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (8IhvM)

51 Go with a friend, and all you need is a .22LR derringer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*snort

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (OX9vb)

52 [/center]
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)
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Thank you for your work.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (krQz2)

53 Must have a CoB lurking. Adopt your best behaviour.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Let's have a kickoff meeting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (1Nxff)
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We need to circle back and drill down.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

55 My hash seems like a Intersectionaly label

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (xhxe8)

56 Thanks! Ace or CoB as appropriate.

Was there a Ewok drawing over a searchlight in NYC?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

57 "Is this a new record? Fucking up 2 successive comment sections?"

Russian bots.

Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (v4L7Y)

58 Need to review your PowerPoint slides.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (1Nxff)

—————

Based on best practices or nah?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (u73oe)

59
Adopt your best behaviour.

_________

*burps*
*scratches*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (1Nxff)

60 3D painting is very cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (NpAcC)

61 Must have a CoB lurking. Adopt your best behaviour.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)
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Put on pants?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (krQz2)

62 29 Tonypete, Tennessee went to Constitutional Carry this year. You should be able to open/conceal carry without permit on state gamelands for personal protection. It could be like PA in that if you are actively engaged in hunting you need a sportsman's handgun permit. Something to look into.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (lz5hY)

63 Guys in tires fighting to me look like robots
Posted by: Skip

They would have looked good as droideka's fighting each other, especially if they rolled around more.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

64 Furry homeless people, however, not so much. Too bad I can't feed them to the bears.

Great, after two or three of those the bears will start having withdrawals from whatever the homeless had been high on. I sure as hell don't want to come across a hallucinating angry bear.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (SK5jJ)

65 22WMR about the same price

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (8IhvM)

66 Duncanthrax

Ya know, that has never been the case. Even after the Punishment Art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

67 61 Must have a CoB lurking. Adopt your best behaviour.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)
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Put on pants?
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (krQz2


Take em off, I think?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (6VKyY)

68 Let's have a kickoff meeting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (1Nxff)
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We need to circle back and drill down.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)



Some reimagining is called for.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

69
Wait, what's this?

I misheard lyrics?!?!
Me?

All these years I thought these guys were singing "On and on..."

But, no, they're singing "ba-da-ya."
Still sounds like "on and on" to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (fJ6b0)

70 Every hour passing draws closer to September 24th....

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (krQz2)

71 "Must have a CoB lurking. Adopt your best behaviour."

I'm still at work. So pants and shirt at the same time!

Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (v4L7Y)

72 I spent 10 minutes today frozen in my tracks trying to get a better view of a deer.
Turns out I was peering through the brush at a mossy stump.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (xhaym)

73

Later, the angry daddy dolphin jumped in the rescuer's boat and sodomized them all...

Posted by: Packing Hot Iron at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (wg0XV)

74
Dammit.

Here. Listen to this and tell me you don't hear "On And On."

https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?t=49

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (fJ6b0)

75 Put on pants?
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM


Let's not go too far. Latecomers would think they weren't in the right establishment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

76 Put on pants?
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (krQz2)

————-

Let’s not get carried away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (u73oe)

77 43 Bears I like. They are like furry homeless people looking for a food handout.

Furry homeless people, however, not so much. Too bad I can't feed them to the bears.

Win-win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2022 08:16 PM (R/m4+)
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Wouldn't the bears use furries as asswipes? Better (bigger) than rabbits .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (qfLjt)

78 68 Let's have a kickoff meeting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:15 PM (1Nxff)
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We need to circle back and drill down.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)


Some reimagining is called for.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk

We need to visualize a more strategic plan of action so we can maximize our product centers while reducing outflow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (6VKyY)

79 67 61 Must have a CoB lurking. Adopt your best behaviour.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)
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Put on pants?
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:20 PM (krQz2

Take em off, I think?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:21 PM (6VKyY)
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AoS shorty robes after 2000 hours.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

80 I'm as ready for September 24th as I will ever be.

Posted by: Guy using a TRS-80 Model 1 at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (sn5EN)

81 Trump just said paddy wagon. Racist! Rheeee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (lz5hY)

82 Every hour passing draws closer to September 24th....

Get your affairs in order.

Posted by: Some German Politician at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Xrfse)

83 Here. Listen to this and tell me you don't hear "On And On."

https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?t=49
Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (fJ6b0)
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Weird. I did not know that was in Never Going to Give You Up.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (krQz2)

84 Do we have a black belt to facilitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Need to review your PowerPoint slides.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

When they first established the twice daily stand-up meetings, any speaker was required to have possession of the totem, which usually was a ball.

It all went to hell after I hid all the balls and gave them a pink teddy bear instead.

Jeebus - what a bunch of children. I can't believe I lasted there as long as I did.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:24 PM (LsEU/)

85 That bear doing the traffic cone isn't wearing his DPW vest, but knows that that little bit of work is plenty enough to fulfill the meaning of work for an 8 hour shift. Good bear. Forthright public works employee.

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2022 08:24 PM (3byMq)

86 80 I'm as ready for September 24th as I will ever be.
Posted by: Guy using a TRS-80 Model 1 at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (sn5EN


Russian Bears inbound!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:24 PM (6VKyY)

87
Do you remember,
the 21st of September...

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:24 PM (fJ6b0)

88 Turns out I was peering through the brush at a mossy stump.
Posted by: Kindltot
------------------------

hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 08:24 PM (8IhvM)

89 Is September 24th when the WEF blots out the sun? Or are they unleashing nanobots?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

90 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

You are an expert at enlarging 'ron's imagination.
You have ... word skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

91 Did Putin nuke Ukraine today?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 08:25 PM (8IhvM)

92 I always thought it was Party On.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

93 9 Sea otter
Sea otter
Sea otter

*Checks mirror for Nurse Ratched*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:08 PM (u73oe)

See Otter...where???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 23, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)

94 When they first established the twice daily stand-up meetings, any speaker was required to have possession of the totem, which usually was a ball.

It all went to hell after I hid all the balls and gave them a pink teddy bear instead.

Jeebus - what a bunch of children. I can't believe I lasted there as long as I did.
Posted by: Tonypete

Not a conch?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 23, 2022 08:26 PM (ftFVW)

95 It means a lot to me to see September 24th come.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2022 08:26 PM (sn5EN)

96 Time for an appointment?

Posted by: Kindltot's optometrist at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (v4L7Y)

97
Ever get in the mood for Earth Wind & Fire or some Barry White? I do.

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (fJ6b0)

98 Is September 24th when the WEF blots out the sun? Or are they unleashing nanobots?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I think that's when the Great Resetters announce they own all our houses and bugs are on the way to everybody's location to be eaten on penalty of eviction.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (krQz2)

99
This blog needs TQM.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Turner Queer Movies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

100 I started working at this place in 2006 and I have always worked till 7 at night. Looks like I will finally get to change my hours. We have an afterhours crew to take late calls and the boss thinks it's a bit much for me to work till 9. I may finally get to go to things at night.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

101
Part-y-on, say, do you remember?
Part-y-on, dancin' in September
Part-y-on, never was a cloudy day

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

102
Can you name 4 movies with Charles Napier (he was in the "space hippie" episode of Star Wars).

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:28 PM (fJ6b0)

103 Thanks BIA - I wasn't quite sure what the status of CC was there.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:29 PM (LsEU/)

104 Did Putin nuke Ukraine today?

I think that's on his agenda for tomorrow, right between playing squash at the gym and lunch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at September 23, 2022 08:29 PM (SK5jJ)

105 TOP 20 ONE HIT WONDERS OF THE ‘80s

https://ytube.io/3WNa

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

106 The weird thing is I probably will always remember where I was on September 24th, 2022.

It's like trying not to think about elephants.

Or 1-877-KARS4KIDS

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (krQz2)

107 Russian Bears inbound!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Launch the Alert-5 F-14s.

CAP Alfa vector 030. Buster.
Weapons Free on Phoenix.

All Units in X2F Turn Starboard Niner. Standby, Execute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

108 I am so okay with a live-and-let-live policy re: bears, but just in case the bears are not 100% on-board with that I always carry the 629 up in Da Norf Woods.

An acquaintance had property up in the hills below Tahoe. He bought a S&W bear kit. It was the Scandium .44 snubbie and a can of bear spray in a bright yellow Pelican case. There might have been a whistle in the case too.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (nfrXX)

109 If fears of a recession can knock off 15% of the market value, can you imagine an actual recession?

Posted by: Fish at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (kYI04)

110 Evening.

I'm home. Yay! Drinking to commence shortly.For now I'm sitting here, clean as a whistle. Time to make some contributions to the gay-waddening of Ace Of Spades.

Dog and cat react to their owner fainting while giving them treats.
https://youtu.be/465LUJH5Z78
Tiny kittens and German shepherd.
https://youtu.be/Nm_LEZddHbM
Cats react to child sleeping alone.
https://youtu.be/IPR4HAPhbPc
More German shepherd action, but with puppies.
https://youtu.be/oW8xBI3ILMQ

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (1Yy3c)

111 Notsothoreau, how nice for you!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (OX9vb)

112 Crap. /sock.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (nfrXX)

113 Ever get in the mood for Earth Wind & Fire or some Barry White? I do.
Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:27 PM (fJ6b0)



We all need to go to Funky Town from time to time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

114 This may have appeared in a previous thread and posted by someone else but, since we're talking wild animals ....
Cannibal admits to killing and eating a man called Kevin Bacon he met on Grindr in 2019 - after previously claiming an insanity defense.

https://mol.im/a/11244177

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

115 107 Russian Bears inbound!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Launch the Alert-5 F-14s.

CAP Alfa vector 030. Buster.
Weapons Free on Phoenix.

All Units in X2F Turn Starboard Niner. Standby, Execute.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ

Wouldn't it be F16s out of Anchorage?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (6VKyY)

116 Should stay on schedule and turn this off.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (xhxe8)

117
I always thought it was Party On.
Posted by: G'rump928


Is it?

Lyrics say it's "Ba-dee-ya."

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (fJ6b0)

118 What's that song that goes do you remember....on and on and on...?
Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:18 PM (fJ6b0)


I Am Your Gummy Bear?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (xhaym)

119 Part-y-on, say, do you remember?
Part-y-on, dancin' in September
Part-y-on, never was a cloudy day
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I always knew it as 'Bah de ya'.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (LsEU/)

120 Like the "Not all Heroes Wear Capes' videos. Nice to see Dads catching a break for a change.

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (AmoqO)

121 The median decline in the stock market is 24%. Which means this non-recession recession has already done most of the correction

Posted by: Fish at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (kYI04)

122 probably that shark song the kids all loved

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:32 PM (6VKyY)

123 This is someone who will keep failing up.

David Hogg
@davidhogg111
I am happy to announce this weekend I will be receiving the Mahatma Gandhi Center National Nonviolence award at James Madison University. The inaugural winner of this award was civil rights activist John Lewis. I am incredibly humbled to be receiving it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 08:33 PM (s0IMC)

124 108 I like old time gun advertising, some of which have great art work. Smith and Wesson had one, showing a fly fisherman in waders, and a yuge bear, probably a grizzly crashing out of the woods with lunch on his mind. The sportsman is reaching for the Smith and Wesson, holstered on is hip. Unfortunately, this ad was for the K17 Masterpiece, .22 caliber.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:34 PM (lz5hY)

125 David Hogg will absolutely be a thorn in our sides forever. He will run for office as soon as his balls drop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:34 PM (6VKyY)

126 AlaBAMA

Maybe today, but more likely F-22s.

I guess I should have written Soviet Bears. My bad.

OK. I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

127 David Hogg is the Kim Kardashians of Greta Thunbergs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

128 Stirring up shit with nonspecifics.

Barack Obama
@BarackObama
Today, books that shaped my life—and many others—are being challenged in schools, bookstores, and libraries by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. Often, these “banned books” are written by or feature people of color and members of LGBTQ communities.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 08:35 PM (s0IMC)

129 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
I am happy to announce this weekend I will be receiving the Mahatma Gandhi Center National Nonviolence award at James Madison University. The inaugural winner of this award was civil rights activist John Lewis. I am incredibly humbled to be receiving it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 08:33 PM (s0IMC)

So being a cry baby little bitch on Twatter can get you awards?

Huh.

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2022 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)

130 @123 I love this shit. Similar to a Roman horse being named consul. The end times.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 23, 2022 08:36 PM (AaLDK)

131 @BarackObama
Today, books that shaped my life—and many others—are being challenged in schools, bookstores, and libraries by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. Often, these “banned books” are written by or feature people of color and members of LGBTQ communities.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 08:35 PM (s0IMC)


Well that's rich. He started the whole banning of shit in libraries.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:36 PM (6VKyY)

132 87
Do you remember,
the 21st of September...

...............

Sadly yes. I turned another year older. But I did get a new chainsaw and a mop so that helps.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 23, 2022 08:36 PM (cntYZ)

133 I always knew it as 'Bah de ya'.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:31 PM (LsEU/)

I never could identify what it was. I can almost never understand the lyrics to songs. It's all gibberish.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

134 David Hogg will absolutely be a thorn in our sides forever. He will run for office as soon as his balls drop.

Crap, that's only something like 60 years from now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at September 23, 2022 08:36 PM (SK5jJ)

135 Mama Bear and bear cubs? What about the 13-kitten guy? Now that was scary cute.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2022 08:37 PM (0OP+5)

136 Obama has something in common with Joe, likely two of the most poorly read presidents in history. Graphic novels don't count

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 23, 2022 08:37 PM (AaLDK)

137 "There's a saying...Trump was right about everything."

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 08:39 PM (8IhvM)

138 Will you wear a loincloth, cat?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2022 08:39 PM (0OP+5)

139 Ffs

Call me Shane
@shanaschwarz
Replying to
@BarackObama
Showed this to my 10yo daughter. She says, “can President Obama help us get George back in the library?” A tweet by our GOP candidate for Gov in AZ got a book about a trans girl pulled from shelves and we don’t know what to do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 08:39 PM (s0IMC)

140
Do you remember,
the 21st of September...

...............

Sadly yes. I turned another year older. But I did get a new chainsaw and a mop so that helps.
Posted by: Molly k.


Happy belated birthday!
Nothing like a new chainsaw...and a new mop for the mess.

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:40 PM (fJ6b0)

141 So being a cry baby little bitch on Twatter can get you awards?

Huh.
Posted by: Robert

You betcha!!
-- Greta Thunberg

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:40 PM (LsEU/)

142 Here's an idea: buy the damn book yourselves. That's what most of us on the conservative side have to do, since the libraries don't want to carry them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 23, 2022 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

143 Obama really appreciates cartoon porn about a minor blowing an adult guy.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:42 PM (krQz2)

144 I'd like to see a basketball cage match 1 on 1 between Barak Obama (who rode the pine bench) and Barron Trump (all 7+ feet of him).

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

145 So being a cry baby little bitch on Twatter can get you awards?

Huh.
Posted by: Robert

You betcha!!
-- Greta Thunberg
Posted by: Tonypete

Really? All I got was these guys drilling my wife every night.

Posted by: David French at September 23, 2022 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

146 Can't find a bible in the school library.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:42 PM (6VKyY)

147 @obama
Today, books that shaped my life—and many others—are being challenged in schools, bookstores, and libraries by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. Often, these “banned books” are written by or feature people of color and members of LGBTQ communities.


This never happened.

@shanaschwarz
Replying to
@obama
Showed this to my 10yo daughter. She says, “can President Obama help us get George back in the library?” A tweet by our GOP candidate for Gov in AZ got a book about a trans girl pulled from shelves and we don’t know what to do.


And this never happened.
It's just Lie after Lie...

Posted by: Soothsayer'lc at September 23, 2022 08:43 PM (fJ6b0)

148 93 9 Sea otter
Sea otter
Sea otter

*Checks mirror for Nurse Ratched*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 08:08 PM (u73oe)

See Otter...where???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 23, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)
----
There otter!
Here udder, utter, whatever (plea for bewbs).

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

149 David Hogg getting that award from the Mahatma Gandhi center is kind of rich. While being a proponent of non violence, Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

150 Every lie you tell makes your ears grow bigger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (6VKyY)

151 Molly k.

A chainsaw for your birthday!? Was it wrapped with an alibi?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

152
Today, books that shaped my life—and many others—are being challenged in schools, bookstores, and libraries by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives.

________

Oh, in that case let me donate the following books to my local school library

- The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
- The 120 Days of Sodom
- The Clansman

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (1Nxff)

153 "It's just Lie after Lie..."

truer words have never been said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (8oyo2)

154 115 107 Russian Bears inbound!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Launch the Alert-5 F-14s.

CAP Alfa vector 030. Buster.
Weapons Free on Phoenix.

All Units in X2F Turn Starboard Niner. Standby, Execute.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ )

U.S. Infantry, Oh shit!

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)

155 SURPRISE!

Posted by: River otter at September 23, 2022 08:45 PM (U2p+3)

156 TOP 20 ONE HIT WONDERS OF THE ‘80s

https://ytube.io/3WNa
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
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I wouda put Voices Carry ahead of Take On Me.

Also, how did he miss Cars by Gary Nueman?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:46 PM (krQz2)

157 Good evening, Horde!
This is my favorite thread of the day, besides the ONT (which comes up after my bedtime). My blood pressure needs this break!

Posted by: Toni at September 23, 2022 08:47 PM (PgM6e)

158 I am curious, George

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2022 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

159 Obama really appreciates cartoon porn about a minor blowing an adult guy.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:42 PM (krQz2)


Barry has been a champion of autobiographies

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 08:47 PM (xhaym)

160 Javems

The late 1980s and Desert Storm U.S. Army (even without M-1A1s) would shred the Russian Bears.

Today, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

161 I wouda put Voices Carry ahead of Take On Me.



Take on Me and Toto's Africa are two songs that make no sense at all but are fun to listen to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

162
The kinds of meetings I hated

- Told I have to give a presentation
- All presentations are 20 minutes, maximum
- Diligently work on presentation
- Find my presentation is the last on the agenda
- The first presentation lasts 40 minutes
- No time for me to talk because the big boys have a hard stop

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:48 PM (1Nxff)

163 While being a proponent of non violence, Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

And having his underage girl aides give him enemas.

What a guy!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2022 08:48 PM (LsEU/)

164 He's lying... there are two Marines!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 23, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk)

165 Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,


He has been cleansed. He now is just for non-violence and urine drinking.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 08:49 PM (xhaym)

166 149 David Hogg getting that award from the Mahatma Gandhi center is kind of rich. While being a proponent of non violence, Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

He was also a Sgt. Major in the army as I recall and was fond of colonics

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 08:49 PM (AmoqO)

167 Just for background, I have PDT's rally on, and can't even imagine Retardo speaking like that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:49 PM (lz5hY)

168 Take on Me and Toto's Africa are two songs that make no sense at all but are fun to listen to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
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Toto did much better songs. Like on Hydra.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (krQz2)

169 David Hogg probably bit the pillow for the award.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (6VKyY)

170 Vehicle broke down today, so now in the shop, so no visit with the g-babies this weekend...*sigh*

When it rains, it pours.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (sg1sy)

171 Robert, thanks for the GS daddy and 4 little kits (2nd link). A replay of that in about 4 weeks or so would be much funnier, I'd bet. Little ones are hardly motorized in this issue.

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (3byMq)

172
"It costs a lot of money for Gandhi to live a life of poverty."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (1Nxff)

173 Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

---
In fairness, Gandhi also thought that the Jews should really show the Nazis by being massacred.

And he was obsessed with scat.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:52 PM (krQz2)

174 170 Vehicle broke down today, so now in the shop, so no visit with the g-babies this weekend...*sigh*

When it rains, it pours.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (sg1sy

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:52 PM (6VKyY)

175 Every lie you tell makes your ears grow bigger.

Big Mike keeps calling me Dumbo. Hate it.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 23, 2022 08:52 PM (Xrfse)

176 {{{SMH}}}
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

May your car only need a part in stock that is inexpensive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

177 The late 1980s and Desert Storm U.S. Army (even without M-1A1s) would shred the Russian Bears.

Today, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

Army had an entire branch dedicated to that, ADA, Air Defense Artillery. Not sure they have ever engaged an enemy target. Air Force takes care of that and we were thankful.

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 08:53 PM (AmoqO)

178 David Hogg getting that award from the Mahatma Gandhi center is kind of rich. While being a proponent of non violence, Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

Gandhi also drank his own urine regularly and had a passionate sodomite relationship with a german body builder.

Hogg has a lot to live up too so he better get his scrawny ass in gear.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2022 08:53 PM (R/m4+)

179

Cassava cake, rice cake and Filipino 3 -in-1 coffee... Life is good.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 23, 2022 08:53 PM (wg0XV)

180 Gandhi was the weird little fuck in high school who went on to bigger and better things by sitting at a spinning wheel dressed in a bedsheet. Kind of like Hogg.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:54 PM (lz5hY)

181 151 Molly k.

A chainsaw for your birthday!? Was it wrapped with an alibi?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

.........
Ha! I've wanted one for awhile so I actually asked for it. Stupid trees have branches that hang so low I can't get under them with my mower. Gonna take care of that! And I think I can fashion the mop into a handy tourniquet if needed!

Posted by: Molly k. at September 23, 2022 08:54 PM (cntYZ)

182 Heya Salty.

Guess we'll see.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 08:54 PM (sg1sy)

183 62
The kinds of meetings I hated

- Told I have to give a presentation
- All presentations are 20 minutes, maximum
- Diligently work on presentation
- Find my presentation is the last on the agenda
- The first presentation lasts 40 minutes
- No time for me to talk because the big boys have a hard stop
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:48 PM (1Nxff)


This. All this. Can't tell you how many times this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:55 PM (6VKyY)

184 It was Russian Badgers when I was a airdale in late 60s early 70s, and we put a couple Phantoms up to escort Ivan. And the crew may or may not have stood on the flight deck and given Ivan two middle fingers times 5K guys. Minus the snipes.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2022 08:55 PM (0OP+5)

185 Gotta laugh. Every time I see Ace try to guess which animal something is I'm reminded of an intelligence-type test we had to take in grammar school. Mind you, I grew up and went to school in Manhattan, so some of the questions were just way out of my range of knowledge. I remember one asking to determine which picture was a duck and which was a goose, and another multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 23, 2022 08:56 PM (3ImbR)

186 When it rains, it pours.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 08:50 PM (sg1sy)

Bummer, SMH. Also, what NaCly said.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

187 Remember when Russia was constantly buzzing our jets and piercing airspace over Alaska?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:57 PM (6VKyY)

188 Take on Me and Toto's Africa are two songs that make no sense at all but are fun to listen to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

*

Sister Christian might be my favorite of that type. I absolutely love that song and have no earthly idea what I'm listening to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 08:57 PM (+vq71)

189 Molly k.

I bought myself a Black & Decker Alligator because I am afraid of using chain saws.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

190 Good luck smh

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 08:58 PM (+vq71)

191 multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.

Posted by: IrishEi

Geez, I grew up in the country, and I don't know, either! The ones I grew are really rough-skinned, so I think I need to do some more research on that.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 08:58 PM (OX9vb)

192
This. All this. Can't tell you how many times this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:55 PM (6VKyY)

_________

The last time it happened I told my boss it was bad time management, disrespectful and not to include me any longer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (1Nxff)

193 Ok. White Lotus is slooowly getting better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (6VKyY)

194 There otter!
Here udder, utter, whatever (plea for bewbs).
---
Not that one, the otter one.

Posted by: dartist at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (RxTXB)

195 NYC: Who are the Muslim community patrols protecting, US mosques?

https://is.gd/mzBlPe

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

196 multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.
---

Sandy

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

197 The last time it happened I told my boss it was bad time management, disrespectful and not to include me any longer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (1Nxff

I work with thousands of people who love to hear themselves talk. So yeah, been there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 09:00 PM (6VKyY)

198 I remember one asking to determine which picture was a duck and which was a goose, and another multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 23, 2022 08:56 PM (3ImbR)

In the second grade I recall a test question: "Which is dirtier, the city or the country?". I answered the country of course, there was dirt everywhere. Wrong. Still galls me.

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 09:00 PM (AmoqO)

199 >>>ace is drinking alcohol tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood

>His anal beads were removed after dessert. It's the weekend!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2022 09:00 PM (w2Z7l)

200 multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.

-

I know they need drainage, but I've never really thought about "best". I've just planted them where I live, which has always mostly involved red clay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 09:01 PM (+vq71)

201 196 multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.
---

Sandy
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

Arf Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 23, 2022 09:01 PM (6VKyY)

202 Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns a.
I replied, "You mean just like the ones Grammar used to make?"
Now I'm blocked.
/joke

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

203 I'm going with loamy. I think sand wouldn't hold enough water. And rocks would block growth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 09:02 PM (+vq71)

204 I'm surprised nobody has mentioned partial Kitler on the right in the Who's Winning clip.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:03 PM (ayzS/)

205 Have a great night, everyone.

May your path be smooth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

206 replied, "You mean just like the ones Grammar used to make?"

*

Ha. Blocked? Your post should be promoted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 09:03 PM (+vq71)

207 All this dirty talk is making me feel filthy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 09:03 PM (6VKyY)

208 I'm going with loamy. I think sand wouldn't hold enough water. And rocks would block growth.

I think you are correct. Ireland is not known for sandy soil.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:04 PM (ayzS/)

209 Some very good analysis about Russia and Ukraine buried at the end of the Ukraine thread. Probably a lot of people missed it.

I haven't seen the nic Robert Hobert before, but he has a lot of good points that match analysis from people I have listened to that are trying to get information free from the propaganda.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 23, 2022 09:04 PM (5p7BC)

210 Some very good analysis about Russia and Ukraine buried at the end of the Ukraine thread. Probably a lot of people missed it.

What's the gist?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:05 PM (ayzS/)

211 196 multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.
---

Sandy
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 23, 2022 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Just like peanuts.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

212 210 Some very good analysis about Russia and Ukraine buried at the end of the Ukraine thread. Probably a lot of people missed it.

What's the gist?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:05 PM (ayzS

It's a hoot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 09:05 PM (6VKyY)

213 various varieties of potatoes to have different growing requirements. Russets seem to like sandy soil, yukons like clayey soil, irish potatoes like peaty soil.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)

214 Niters, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 09:07 PM (sg1sy)

215 I'm going with loamy. I think sand wouldn't hold enough water. And rocks would block growth.

I think you are correct. Ireland is not known for sandy soil.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:04 PM (ayzS/)

I don't know that Idaho is known for sandy soil, either.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 09:07 PM (OX9vb)

216

Obama likes night soil.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 23, 2022 09:07 PM (wg0XV)

217 What's the gist?

If Putin uses nukes the resulting nuclear mutant giant otters will destroy the human race in a most unpleasant fashion.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 23, 2022 09:09 PM (Bd6X8)

218 I looked it up--"sandy loam," so sandy AND loamy!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2022 09:09 PM (OX9vb)

219 Well, I no longer have a feral kitten in my barn. A friend came down from 150 miles north, and adopted him, and took him to his forever home. Life is good. The kitten was upset, but he will get over it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:10 PM (K1t4A)

220 I looked it up--"sandy loam," so sandy AND loamy!
Posted by: April

That's my cousin!

Posted by: Sandy Cheeks at September 23, 2022 09:11 PM (LsEU/)

221 "were capes"

huh?

They change into other forms of clothes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 09:11 PM (HGXvo)

222 What's the gist?
Posted by: Archimedes
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A lot of Russian operations have been hampered by Russian laws about where conscripts can and can't be used. But Russia is politically moving toward taking a less constrained approach to Ukraine.

The referendum (this weekend?) is a political hurdle needed to allow conscripts to take over support operations and allow the volunteer troops fight.

At least that is what I think he is saying. Sounds about right from info I have seen independently.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 23, 2022 09:11 PM (5p7BC)

223 I am posting with some sadness because I fried some fish and am eating half of what I am fairly certain is the last homegrown tomato of the season. The other half will be eaten tomorrow on homemade biscuits.

I love fall, but I hate losing tomatoes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 23, 2022 08:11 PM (+vq71)

I cut up some home-grown maters, and put them in my soup for lunch today. It was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:11 PM (K1t4A)

224 "165 Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

He has been cleansed. He now is just for non-violence and urine drinking.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 08:49 PM (xhaym) "

true dat!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 23, 2022 09:12 PM (8oyo2)

225 In the second grade I recall a test question: "Which is dirtier, the city or the country?". I answered the country of course, there was dirt everywhere. Wrong. Still galls me.
Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 09:00 PM (AmoqO)
~~~~~

You were right.

Stupid tests.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 23, 2022 09:14 PM (3ImbR)

226 Every hour passing draws closer to September 24th....
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 08:22 PM (krQz2)

Turkey supper tomorrow at the Elnora Hall. Imma go to that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:14 PM (K1t4A)

227 In Ontario and the rest of Treasure valley on the Snake River, as well as near Pendleton and the Dalles the soil is very fine and sandy. It is a lot of sand and silt, so it is probably best called "loess"
That is where Ore-Ida and Lamb-Weston grow a lot of taters.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:16 PM (xhaym)

228 This thread is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at September 23, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

229 If ever a movie needed some MST3K it has to be this YouTube movie Raiga: God of the Monsters.

The effects are so cheesy its fondue time. And the script and acting ain't much better.

"F-16s return to base."

JASDF F-15s have been attacking the monster all this time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 09:18 PM (HGXvo)

230 I cut up some home-grown maters, and put them in my soup for lunch today. It was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:11 PM (K1t4A)

I am drying some zucchinis now, and when I get done I will probably have enough cherry tomatoes to start drying them.
Dried tomatoes are really sweet, and are a nice to add to stews in the winter. Zucchinis don't have much flavor but they do have nice texture and taste like whatever you put them in.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:19 PM (xhaym)

231 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)

232 been a good year for taters in the garden at Chateau D'Eez; musta got a bushel at least, had some for dinner and ++good!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 23, 2022 09:21 PM (8oyo2)

233 221 "were capes"

huh?

They change into other forms of clothes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 09:11 PM (HGXvo)
----
Is that like Superman? I mean what did he do about clothes? He changed in a phone booth okay, but what did he do with his street clothes? If he left them in the booth then they would probably be stolen (it's NYC). And where did he keep his Super clothes that could stand incredible speeds, fire, radiation, etc.?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

234 Mind you, I grew up and went to school in Manhattan, so some of the questions were just way out of my range of knowledge. I remember one asking to determine which picture was a duck and which was a goose, and another multiple choice that asked what kind of soil would be best for growing potatoes (loamy, sandy, rocky, etc.) I had no freakin' clue.

The NY answer would be "the soil that we buried Vinnie, Sal, and Jimmy Two Guns under"

Posted by: azjaeger at September 23, 2022 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

235 >>> 81 Trump just said paddy wagon. Racist! Rheeee.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:23 PM (lz5hY)

Not the Irish!!!

Posted by: citizens of Rock Ridge at September 23, 2022 09:22 PM (llON8)

236 A lot of Russian operations have been hampered by Russian laws about where conscripts can and can't be used. But Russia is politically moving toward taking a less constrained approach to Ukraine.

The referendum (this weekend?) is a political hurdle needed to allow conscripts to take over support operations and allow the volunteer troops fight.

At least that is what I think he is saying. Sounds about right from info I have seen independently.

I've been reading that the Russians are preferentially using ethnic minorities to do the fighting and dying. I'll bet that's what this means. Lotta Chechens and others are going to be "volunteering".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:23 PM (ayzS/)

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 09:23 PM (ayzS/)

238 > Dried tomatoes are really sweet, and are a nice to add to stews in the winter.
____________

My wife has been on a cherry tomato dehydrating binge. 12 one quart jars so far. They're like candy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2022 09:24 PM (BFigT)

239 A commenter, today, said that Putin had come to an agreement and Biden blew it up. VDH said that more and more Putin is being boxed in and he's crazy and unpredictable.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 09:24 PM (8IhvM)

240
The NY answer would be "the soil that we buried Vinnie, Sal, and Jimmy Two Guns under"
Posted by: azjaeger at September 23, 2022 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

__________

Thought they stuffed them into drums and dropped them in Jamaica Bay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 09:25 PM (1Nxff)

241 TOP 20 ONE HIT WONDERS OF THE ‘80s

https://ytube.io/3WNa
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

If Doug and the Slugs aren't on the list, then it is a shit list:

https://youtu.be/HzocrN1zUE8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:26 PM (K1t4A)

242 Not the Dalles, I meant Hermiston and Boardman probably

They grown melons in Hermiston too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:26 PM (xhaym)

243 The no-conscripts thing has been an issue from the outset, but isn't responsible for the main problem, which has been/is simply insufficient first-line forces of sufficient quality for the task, compounded by poor management and command.

I keep repeating it but it's basic and true: the Russian army as constituted in February was too small for the task (assuming no quick political settlement, which clearly was assumed), and could only be augmented by stripping other military regions of even more forces (some Far Eastern BTGs were involved at the start). Which wasn't done.

Russian observers were openly discussing the mismatch of resources and missions almost from the start, at least from April. Of course there are quality and morale issues and command performance in addition, but actually what the Russians currently hold is pretty reasonable for the resources they've put into it.

Posted by: Your House GOP!!!! at September 23, 2022 09:27 PM (OTzUX)

244 I got a new snatch block today, now I have two snatch blocks.

Yay.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)

245 242 Not the Dalles, I meant Hermiston and Boardman probably

They grown melons in Hermiston too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:26 PM (xhaym)

...

https://tinyurl.com/ye242xw9

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2022 09:29 PM (dNqv+)

246 @239

>>VDH said that more and more Putin is being boxed in and he's crazy and unpredictable.

Nobody knows what's actually going on really.

The only thing we really know is that we are being lied to, constantly, about everything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 09:29 PM (up/3i)

247 While being a proponent of non violence, Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

He also advocated for European Jews to just meekly go to the gas chambers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:30 PM (K1t4A)

248 It looks like PDT will finally be getting full compensation from his successful court case...

@Breaking911 · 1h
CPL Michael Avenatti ordered to pay $148,750 in restitution to Stormy Daniels - Reuters

[I'm pretty sure she hasn't fully paid yet although I might be mistaken.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:30 PM (yikp0)

249 The only thing we really know is that we are being lied to, constantly, about everything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 09:31 PM (sg1sy)

250 I got a new snatch block today, now I have two snatch blocks.
Yay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)


I have one for snaking logs out when I cut firewood. What do you use your snatch block for?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)

251 Never count a guy with nuclear weapons- and the ability to murder people with impunity- out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)

252 I just finished a documentary on Creedence Clearwater Revival on Netflix. Man.. it was fantastic. Absolutely a must see if you were ever a fan which I was. I had no idea how good they were live. They show almost their whole concert at the Royal Albert Hall in London when they did their European tour. I was mesmerized.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 23, 2022 09:32 PM (nxdel)

253 247 While being a proponent of non violence, Gandhi was in favor of an armed citizenry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

He also advocated for European Jews to just meekly go to the gas chambers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:30 PM (K1t4A)

That woulda shown the Nazis! Um, wait...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2022 09:32 PM (ynpvh)

254 250 I got a new snatch block today, now I have two snatch blocks.
Yay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)

I have one for snaking logs out when I cut firewood. What do you use your snatch block for?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)


Fighting off the wimminz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 09:33 PM (6VKyY)

255 Putin isn't boxed in, and has never been crazy or unpredictable. VDH brings very little to some discussions.

And no the serious losses for the Russians have not been minority nationalities (the Russian/Soviet term and concept). The losses have been in the first-line BTGs, which are very blue-eyed. Peruse the announcements and photos of KIA, and funerals, which are tracked by some intrepid online observers. Names and faces aren't minorities.

The big losses in Donetsk and Lugansk were disproportionately local militia ("allied forces" in Russian terminology and media), as they were/are the bulk of those involved. But they're "ethnic" Russians, which is kind of the point of the stupid antipathy between them and a lot of western Ukraine going back forever.

Posted by: Your House GOP!!!! at September 23, 2022 09:33 PM (OTzUX)

256 Air Force 24 Nev 7 H

Nevada's QB is 6'9"
was watching Virginia v Syracuse but Virginia is really bad at football, so no joy there

Posted by: DB at September 23, 2022 09:35 PM (geLO8)

257 Putin is probably the scariest guy you'd ever want to force the hand of. It's a huge mistake.

He's old school Soviet. And he's got a massive ego.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 09:35 PM (6VKyY)

258 No Kidding department...

@Breaking911 · 6h
BREAKING: Charges unlikely against Rep. Gaetz in federal sex-trafficking probe - WaPo

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:35 PM (yikp0)

259 >I just finished a documentary on Creedence Clearwater Revival on Netflix. Man.. it was fantastic. Absolutely a must see if you were ever a fan which I was. ...

Posted by: jewells45


my all-time favorite band of ever

Posted by: DB at September 23, 2022 09:36 PM (geLO8)

260 No Kidding department...

@Breaking911 · 6h
BREAKING: Charges unlikely against Rep. Gaetz in federal sex-trafficking probe - WaPo


But they still try to get one more guilt by association smear in as the story dies.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 23, 2022 09:37 PM (Bd6X8)

261 @250

>>I have one for snaking logs out when I cut firewood. What do you use your snatch block for?

It's going in my recovery kit in my Wrangler.

I go wheeling a lot and I sometimes have to pull myself or others out of a stuck situation.

I drive a lot of times to job sites in and around CT, PA, NJ and NY and have had occasion to pull cars out of ditches.

I already have a snatch block in my kit, having two means I can do more work, or less work depending on your point of view.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 09:37 PM (up/3i)

262 257 Putin is probably the scariest guy you'd ever want to force the hand of. It's a huge mistake.

He's old school Soviet. And he's got a massive ego.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2022 09:35 PM (6VKyY)

I dunno. I do not get a crazed zealot vibe. He's more like the russian version of a Caribbean strong man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2022 09:37 PM (dNqv+)

263 Never count a guy with nuclear weapons- and the ability to murder people with impunity- out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)


At least he's not Stalin. He's not even Brezhnev

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2022 09:38 PM (xhaym)

264
One wonders whether there are Karens among the penguins

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 09:38 PM (pNxlR)

265 There is lots of good and fairly direct information about what's going on, and with background and understanding some assessments can be made on certain things.

But you have to go get it yourself, and sift it yourself.

Open-source intel (OSINT) has reached a pretty remarkable level in this case, thanks to commercial overhead imagery, the wonder of geolocation, the ubiquitous phone cameras on the Uke side, and the remarkable lack of opsec in Russian rear areas (phone camera imagery regularly posted online which is easily interpreted by expert observers).

None of this tells you what Putin's thinking or what Zelensky's having for lunch, but it is aggregated by various observers so that one can in fact have a decent understanding of the day-to-day situation and map.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 09:38 PM (OTzUX)

266 DB.. certainly in my top 5.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 23, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

267 [I'm pretty sure she hasn't fully paid yet although I might be mistaken.]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:30 PM (yikp0)
----------------------

She paid, 'in kind', in full.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 09:43 PM (8IhvM)

268 CELEBS · SEP 23, 2022 · 91
Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale
ATLANTA, GA. — While speaking at a public symposium on behalf of The Association of Donut Lovers, Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams claimed obesity was...

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2022 09:45 PM (FVME7)

269 guy you'd ever want to force the hand of. It's a huge mistake.

He's old school Soviet. And he's got a massive ego.
Posted by:


not sure that is right

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 09:47 PM (urSGH)

270 So one of the Brits' few carriers threw a rod (well, starboard drive-shaft self-destructed and damaged the rudder for good measure) on the way to participate in recent US/UK exercises off the US east coast. Ouch. Headed to dry-dock. Their newest carrier, the serious-sized Queen Elizabeth, along with 3 other ships, did make it. I think I know someone whose husband led the F-35 integration effort on the Queen Elizabeth. An impressive ship. Just trying to imagine what its purpose might be, for the country currently operating it.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 09:48 PM (OTzUX)

271 So one of the Brits' few carriers threw a rod (well, starboard drive-shaft self-destructed and damaged the rudder for good measure) on the way to participate in recent US/UK exercises off the US east coast. Ouch. Headed to dry-dock. Their newest carrier, the serious-sized Queen Elizabeth, along with 3 other ships, did make it. I think I know someone whose husband led the F-35 integration effort on the Queen Elizabeth. An impressive ship. Just trying to imagine what its purpose might be, for the country currently operating it.
Posted by: r


in fairness, the words you seem to be trying to find are "nobody needs an aircraft carrier"


Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 09:50 PM (urSGH)

272
The inaugural winner of this award was civil rights activist John Lewis. I am incredibly humbled to be receiving it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant!


Yeah, whatever. We know that you'll be hiding the award behind the chrome-plated "Ye-Hah! Spurs" that you scored at the New England Regional Rump Wranglers Roundup.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 09:51 PM (pNxlR)

273 Nope. Talking about the lack of political will to be involved in anything serious, militarily. Carriers still extremely useful.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

274 Nope. Talking about the lack of political will to be involved in anything serious, militarily. Carriers still extremely useful.
Posted by: r


sigh

nobody needs an ar

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 09:52 PM (urSGH)

275 >>>An impressive ship. Just trying to imagine what its purpose might be, for the country currently operating it.
Posted by: rhomboid
----------------------------

Intimidate the Germans.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 09:53 PM (8IhvM)

276 An impressive ship. Just trying to imagine what its purpose might be, for the country currently operating it.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 09:48 PM (OTzUX)

Charles will have it sent to Libya to pick up as many migrants as she’ll hold to bring back to England.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2022 09:53 PM (u73oe)

277 259 >I just finished a documentary on Creedence Clearwater Revival on Netflix. Man.. it was fantastic. Absolutely a must see if you were ever a fan which I was. ...

Posted by: jewells45


my all-time favorite band of ever

Posted by: DB at September 23, 2022 09:36 PM (geLO
----
Didn't they go all-Lefty and anti-Trump?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

278 in fairness, they have said the carriers are going to be deployed in the pacific

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 09:53 PM (urSGH)

279 Nope. Talking about the lack of political will to be involved in anything serious, militarily. Carriers still extremely useful.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

You never know. Argentina might make another move on the Falklands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:54 PM (K1t4A)

280 244 I got a new snatch block today, now I have two snatch blocks.

Yay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)

For realz???

You do Olympic lifts?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 23, 2022 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)

281 Doesn't matter where HMS is deployed.
Germans can't do that.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 23, 2022 09:55 PM (8IhvM)

282 You were right.

Stupid tests.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 23, 2022 09:14 PM (3ImbR)

Thanks. I feel vindicated.

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 09:56 PM (AmoqO)

283 Barack Obama and David Hogg. It's bottoms all the way down...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 23, 2022 09:57 PM (5VjnL)

284
nobody needs an ar

I do

Posted by: Long John Silver at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (63Dwl)

285 Everyone hammering that renew button.

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)

286 Has to be said:

Snatch block>>cock block.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (K1t4A)

287 Speaking of CCR and ten year plans and new deals . . .

WHAT HAPPENED? Gavin Newsom had a 10-year plan to end homelessness in San Francisco … back in 2008

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (FVME7)

288 244 I got a new snatch block today, now I have two snatch blocks.

Yay.

Posted by: Thomas
Bender at September 23, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)
----
You can buy women's genitals? How many in a block?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

289 nobody needs an ar

I do


in fairness, that is an almost

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 23, 2022 10:00 PM (urSGH)

290 Russians conscripting from the provinces?


Another remake. Hollywood is brain dead.

Posted by: Late Roman Empire at September 23, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)

291 @286

>>Has to be said: Snatch block>>cock block.

A snatch block can save a life, a cock block can end a life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 10:02 PM (up/3i)

292 nobody needs an ar

I do
Posted by: Long John Silver at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (63Dwl)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2022 10:02 PM (dNqv+)

293 nobody needs an ar

I do
Posted by: Long John Silver at September 23, 2022 09:59 PM (63Dwl)

Heh. Streets are all torn up here. Had to walk across a plank to get into the ATM. A friend's wife was in there ahead of me, when she came out, I said "Aaaar!". She looked at me funny, and I said, "well, I have to talk like a pirate, I just walked the plank." She got the joke.

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