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The Dispatch Welcomes Its Newest Morbidly Obese Cvck, Kevin Williamson

Always, and I do mean always, trust content from Ace:

williamsonthedispatch.jpg

Well, the hits keep on coming.

As of today, The Dispatch officially has a national correspondent--and you might have heard of him. We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff...

They're "pirates," you see. Pirates who side with the National Security State and dominant socio-cultural wing and the monied Corporate Oligarchy and the perpetual political establishment and get rich by peddling the preferred narratives of the Inner Party.

And are paid to repeat the doctrines of The Cathedral and #cancel any heretic who questions The Cathedral's orthodoxy.

They're real rebels You Guys.

...where he'll be the author of the weekly Wanderland newsletter and a regular contributor to our website. We'll let Kevin fill you in on what to expect in the coming days, but we're authorized to disclose that his work will include, among other things, accessible coverage of economics and a renewed focus on reporting.


Kevin D. Williamson on an NR Cruise
delivering the William F. Buckley Lecture,
"The Conservative Case for Arteriosclerosis"

Williamson is very, very well known for his "reporting," and not for his Twitter-style rants written on forums which are not Twitter. This "reporting" by Williamson is among his finest.

Give that a read. Or a once-over. But don't comment; the system bans anyone who comments on old posts, because those are a major target for comment-spammers.

jameweinsteintalent.jpg

No that's not meant to be sarcastic. That's Michelle Fields' sugar daddy.

This power bottom couple.


Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM




Comments

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1
Poop deck Pappy?

Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2022 04:41 PM (j4U/Z)

2 Do the thing!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 19, 2022 04:41 PM (3wNhr)

3 That photo of Williamson has to be about 150 lbs ago.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 04:42 PM (ZSK0i)

4 Wow, k will in the news

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 19, 2022 04:42 PM (SXL+J)

5 Meh

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 19, 2022 04:42 PM (52VUj)

6 /rummages around in his Fucks Folio

...nope, not a one, guys.

Just another f'in has-been that probably never really was.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 19, 2022 04:42 PM (OUMaO)

7 Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 19, 2022 04:42 PM (kqc7k)

8 Flaming skull from Allahpundit's Wikipedia page:

Nick Catoggio, who previously used the pseudonym Allahpundit, is a blogger and former senior editor for the American political news and commentary website Hot Air from its founding in 2006 through his resignation on September 2, 2022. After moving to The Dispatch, Catoggio will write under his own name.

Posted by: Valiant at September 19, 2022 04:43 PM (cy2xC)

9 Corgis called

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 19, 2022 04:43 PM (3wNhr)

10 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life Kevin.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 19, 2022 04:43 PM (YScEb)

11 ...seriously? Not a Babylon Bee joint? He actually signed on to the Dispatch?

LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:43 PM (Ivdso)

12 Williamson is going to be pirating all the pie(s) at the Cuckshed's staff meetings while his neighbors raid his wife's sweet booty...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (Rl7KJ)

13 "Ever growing pirate skiff..."

That sounds gayer than cum on a mustache.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (M9XmQ)

14 He is wearing an earring.

You stay classy, Kevin.

What a fag.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (haWye)

15 Daddy issues central.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (yikp0)

16 Why does he look exactly like the Soyjack meme?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ZGrMX)

17 Kevin the sausage Williamson

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (M+Lyo)

18 There's a lid for every tea pot. He's cute.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (z9V4B)

19 We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff...

But, pirates you say?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (ESjRY)

20 The G-File is now a Dispatch feature?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (eGTCV)

21 He looks like a less ill version of John Fetterman, the candidate from MA. in that picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (vH/6k)

22 You know, when these guys say "A SPECIAL MEMBER OFFER FOR THE OCCASION" it doesn't mean what you think it means.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Vfdzu)

23 >>>That sounds gayer than cum on a mustache.

HILARIOUS.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (B3oWe)

24 Never heard of this turd. Don't care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (E8Eii)

25 AHOY I'VE COME FOR YEE UNDERAGE BOOTY! AND DON'T BE TRYING TO GIVE ME ANY LASSIES!

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (ESjRY)

26 The problem for Williamson is that he never was A list. Never even B list. He was in that "who?" list that sometimes might have written something that didn't suck completely. I mean he's bigger than me, in so many ways, but as pundits go this is a "get" like Baseball Pundit. Maybe not even that big.

And the last couple of years he has covered himself in failure and elitist stupidity.

Has he EVER apologized for that column he wrote about the Covington kids???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Ivdso)

27 Did he go on a diet and dye his beard or did they find his high school yearbook photo?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (xPl2J)

28 Baldy shiny shave head weird beard earring boy. What, no tattoos?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (9TBTM)

29 Wait, can they fit Kevin's cuckshed on the skiff?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (ESjRY)

30 The buttons on that shirt are holding on for dear life.


Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

31 Jabba The Hutt Lives.......................

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (LrYuZ)

32 Good to see Fetterman is lining up something for work after his stroke, in case the Senate thing doesn't work out.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (48d9R)

33 Pumpkin Spice Gingham is not a good look on that guy.

Posted by: EveR at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (MUpk6)

34 14 He is wearing an earring.

You stay classy, Kevin.

What a fag.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 19, 2022 04:44 PM (haWye)

lol, I was about to ask if that was the "ghey ear" he has that earring in.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

35 Has he EVER apologized for that column he wrote about the Covington kids???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Ivdso)

NeverTrump means never having to say you're sorry

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

36 Governor Stacy Abrams in drag as a white guy......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (LrYuZ)

37 Is that a picture of a person or a manatee with a beard?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (Bd6X8)

38 Most pirates have more class and ethical rigor than to run cover for the pedophile Epsteinites.

Posted by: trev006 at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (67hQn)

39 22 You know, when these guys say "A SPECIAL MEMBER OFFER FOR THE OCCASION" it doesn't mean what you think it means.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Vfdzu)

Owe me a keyboard now.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (906pl)

40 Hiya EveR !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (T4tVD)

41 I thought an earring in the right ear meant you like penis.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (RaIw9)

42 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (T4tVD)

43 Since they're "pirates" with the endorsement of the State, I suppose you could call them Privateers, but I don't see how they're pirates to begin with.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (dWxZr)

44 It is a good thing that I am not in their target market anyway - I am a deplorable - but hiring that dickbag is a great way to get me to never subscribe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (t0OGg)

45 What's that saying about going through life fat and stupid and working at the Dispatch?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Lv84X)

46 It be talk like a pirate day mateys!

Whars me A-Yarrgh 15?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (9TBTM)

47 Nick Catoggio AKA Allahpundit looks exactly as I thought he would.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (dKiJG)

48 Is that a picture of a person or a manatee with a beard?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 19, 2022

Check for propeller scars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (W/9Bb)

49 That bottom button on his shirt has a lifetime expectancy of 10 minutes, at best. Kevlar thread cannot resist KDW's 'charms'.

His inner manatee wants to be an outie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (JOtiF)

50 They're real rebels You Guys.
++++
Well, they did rebel against the people the pretended to support for a couple of decades...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

51 Who the hell is the target audience for The Dispatch?

People that want Biden-flation and clot shot mandates but not having to pull the big D lever?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

52 I keep getting this guy confused with the Kevin-Something who created Dawson's Creek and (I think) wrote the first of the Scream movies, or maybe it was the I Know What You Did Last Summer film? That guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

53 Hey, JT! Hope you have had a very good day w lots of sunshine!

Posted by: EveR at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (MUpk6)

54 Buncha homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

55 Just move where the jobs are, you dopes.

Following his own advice.

Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Golfman at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (rhXTS)

56 Like Leon, Kevin's getting LAaaaaaaaRRRRRRGER !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (T4tVD)

57 Check for propeller scars.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM

OK. Let me back my boat up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (E8Eii)

58 lol, I was about to ask if that was the "ghey ear" he has that earring in.
Posted by: Thrawn

Can't help but think of the Carlin bit on that.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jzq9Aw3BFh0

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (M9XmQ)

59 Since they're "pirates" with the endorsement of the State, I suppose you could call them Privateers, but I don't see how they're pirates to begin with.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM (dWxZr)
++++
They have delusions of adequacy, and it manifests in bizarre ways.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

60 In that second picture a family mistakenly gathered around him and tried to but a basket of food on him.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (RaIw9)

61 That sounds gayer than cum on a mustache.

So wrong and yet so funny.

I'm going to hell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (Ivdso)

62 Who the hell is the target audience for The Dispatch?

People that want Biden-flation and clot shot mandates but not having to pull the big D lever?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

Their only audience is the donor class. They just need to fool them that anyone cares what they say for just one more year...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (eoQWY)

63 The Dispatch officially has a national correspondent--and you might have heard of him.
.........

Um, no.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

64 I sense a lot of angina in this one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (BFigT)

65 Yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (FVME7)

66 Nick Catoggio AKA Allahpundit looks exactly as I thought he would.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2022 04:48 PM

Too lazy to look. What does the idiot look like?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (E8Eii)

67 Too lazy to look. What does the idiot look like?

Sprockets?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY)

68 Yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (E8Eii)

69 Kevin is from Lubbock, which is a couple hundred mile south of where I grew up, but he outgrew that market.

Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (dTFZY)

70 Hey, JT! Hope you have had a very good day w lots of sunshine!
Posted by: EveR

Its cloudy and windy and the rain has just begun.

But thank you anyway !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (T4tVD)

71 I keep getting this guy confused with the Kevin-Something who created Dawson's Creek and (I think) wrote the first of the Scream movies, or maybe it was the I Know What You Did Last Summer film? That guy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (J2vNu)


Also Kevin Williamson. But a different Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (ZSK0i)

72 Does Kevin have some help getting into that shirt? Or, does he have some sort of mechanism which lowers the shirt into place, so he doesn't break into a sweat, trying to get into it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (5pTK/)

73 I sense a lot of angina in this one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM

And vagina.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (E8Eii)

74 Boy, ever since he acquired shoes and thumbed a ride into the big city, ain't been no livin' with him. An' I heard his momma wants that pinky-toe ring back, if it'll come out of his ear without hurtin' him too much.

Posted by: Paco at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (njExo)

75 Gah, the uncooked bacon in my fridge is more appetizing.

Posted by: Infidel at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (6/K6X)

76 I thought an earring in the right ear meant you like penis.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (RaIw9)


Well, he sure as hell ain't sucking his own dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (JOtiF)

77 So, do you grow more facial hair to cover up double chins?

Posted by: Nova local at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (exHjb)

78 The Dispatch officially has a national correspondent--and you might have heard of him.
.........

Um, no.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

Don't all their people work in the "nation"? Foreign correspondents are noteworthy because they like foreign.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 04:51 PM (eoQWY)

79 Look Fat...

Posted by: Buddy at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (FCbAQ)

80 Kevin D. Williamson on an NR Cruise
delivering the William F. Buckley Lecture,
"The Conservative Case for Arteriosclerosis"


Damn, did he eat the tablecloth too?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (ayzS/)

81 Gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (yHsuS)

82 I sense a lot of angina in this one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Missing the "M" on your keyboard?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (M9XmQ)

83 This guy is awesome, we want to be just like him.

Posted by: Rage Against the Machine at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (llON8)

84 Look, we hired Kevin, because, well, I needed someone who makes me look svelte, by comparison.

Posted by: Jonah G. at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (5pTK/)

85 "I'd like a sandwich"--- Kevin D. Williamson

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 19, 2022 04:53 PM (CgtKh)

86 dude looks gimp adjacent in that bottom photo. almost like he'd kick his own ass to save you the trouble before you bang his wife.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 04:53 PM (3CCua)

87 Since they're "pirates" with the endorsement of the State, I suppose you could call them Privateers, but I don't see how they're pirates to begin with.

That's the thing, isn't it ? That entire intellectual space is filled with nothing more than ass kissing and grovelling to whatever authority figure they can get a good boot lick on. Its nothing new. Its "Back the Fed", since "Back the Blue" has been done to death.

Posted by: SuperChamp at September 19, 2022 04:53 PM (nllFD)

88 Look, we hired Kevin, because, well, I needed someone who makes me look svelte, by comparison.
Posted by: Jonah G. at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM

Starring Ben Shapiro as Gopher.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:53 PM (E8Eii)

89 Damn, did he eat the tablecloth too?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (ayzS/)

That was the least calorie-laden thing he ate that day.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 04:53 PM (Rl7KJ)

90 "I'd like a sandwich"--- Kevin D. Williamson

I'd like to be a sandwich

Posted by: Mrs Williamson with her two bulls at September 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ESjRY)

91 I keep getting this guy confused with the Kevin-Something who created Dawson's Creek and (I think) wrote the first of the Scream movies, or maybe it was the I Know What You Did Last Summer film? That guy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022
*
Also Kevin Williamson. But a different Kevin Williamson.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022


***
Good to know!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

92 These days taking National Review's castoffs is not a sign of any sort of quality or dignity.

"Not even good enough for NRO" is not a resume booster. But I guess if you're the cuckshed, you gotta grasp at some manner of importance however slight or mythical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Ivdso)

93 Their pirate skiff is full of rum, sodomy, the lash and sodomy.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (GzQr3)

94 Kevin looks like someone who orders a large pizza as an appetizer.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (5pTK/)

95 Kevin D. Williamson on an NR Cruise
delivering the William F. Buckley Lecture,
"The Conservative Case for Arteriosclerosis"

Damn, did he eat the tablecloth too?


Bottle of red
Bottle of white
I'm going to drink two of each tonight

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (ayzS/)

96 Arrg. Is he a pirate? Arrg.

Posted by: fd, arg at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (sn5EN)

97 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Doesn't KW make enough money to buy an XXXXXXXL shirt?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (eGTCV)

99 In Wanderland, low class, filthy, uneducated security guards won't rudely stop you from having sex in grocery stores with chicken breasts. The organic kind.

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (qqy9u)

100 Starring Ben Shapiro as Gopher.

In Kyle Dunnigan's skits I swear the Shapiro parts are the best ones.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY)

101 Pirates?

They didn't go there for rum and the lash.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

102 "The Dispatch Welcomes Its Newest Morbidly Obese Cvck, Kevin Williamson"

He looks like a cross between Fetterman, without the neck lump, and a large, bulbous bad of laundry.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (mSy8I)

103
bottle of white, bottle of red
perhaps a bottle of pork gravy instead

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (B3oWe)

104 He's not a pirate without the arg.

Posted by: fd, arg at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (sn5EN)

105 In Kyle Dunnigan's skits I swear the Shapiro parts are the best ones.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM

Where can I find these? Thanks in advance!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (E8Eii)

106 >>> And the last couple of years he has covered himself in failure and elitist stupidity.

Has he EVER apologized for that column he wrote about the Covington kids???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Ivdso)
---------------------

Typical Democrat, failed up the celebrity list.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (akfkg)

107 They're "pirates," you see. Pirates who side with the National Security State and dominant socio-cultural wing and the monied Corporate Oligarchy and the perpetual political establishment and get rich by peddling the preferred narratives of the Inner Party.


Well, it IS International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

108 I would like to plump his man titties and hook electrodes up to his nipples.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (w2Z7l)

109 So are Kevin and that worthless Nick Cottagio going to be spank bank bunkmates?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 04:55 PM (trdmm)

110 As fat pundits go he's not all that bloated, but he's definitely on his way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Ivdso)

111 Yeah buddy, that's the ghey ear.


Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (gmo/4)

112 This asswipe literally hates Americans and wants them to die poor and hungry. Great "catch" Dispatch, I will NOT be renewing my subscription!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (cMXNt)

113 You know how millennials have issues with literal vs figurative?

Well, the Dispatch just made that simple for when we call them cucks.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

114 KW was last seen hip-checking Tank Abrams out of line at the Golden Corral buffet.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (GzQr3)

115 Kevin D. Williamson on an NR Cruise
delivering the William F. Buckley Lecture,
"The Conservative Case for Arteriosclerosis"


What happened to the "Theory and Practice" portion of "The Conservative Case for Arteriosclerosis"?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)

116 Ace: "This "reporting" by Williamson is among his finest."

Man, that was a lot of Couch Potato-ing by Williamson.

I understand extensive TV watching when you're young and irresponsible, but at some point, you kinda have to grow up and smarten up. TV is not that avenue.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (aXxgO)

117 "Pivoting in the face of change is inherent in DIE work. There is a phrase called 'The Urgency of Now' and this work is about showing up on behalf of underserved communities. ... we need to have that compulsion that underserved communities need us to show up for them urgently."

Great stuff. Revenue ain't got nothin' on the Urgency of Now. I wonder how much people are paid to come up with this shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (t0OGg)

118 Doesn't KW make enough money to buy an XXXXXXXL shirt?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022


***
He should adopt a muumuu like Homer Simpson in the episode where he deliberately gains a lot of weight so he can work from home on a disability accommodation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (J2vNu)

119 Damn, did he eat the tablecloth too?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2022 04:52 PM (ayzS/)
........

Looks to me like he made that shirt out of it.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

120 Williamson's intellectual discipline rivals his dietary discipline.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (Lv84X)

121 eewww.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (8oyo2)

122 "The Dispatch Welcomes Its Newest Morbidly Obese Cvck, Kevin Williamson"

Does the Dispatch health insurance cover surgery for atherosclerosis? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (mSy8I)

123 These days taking National Review's castoffs is not a sign of any sort of quality or dignity.

"Not even good enough for NRO" is not a resume booster. But I guess if you're the cuckshed, you gotta grasp at some manner of importance however slight or mythical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Ivdso)
++++
They're rollin' up the corporate ramp!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (t0OGg)

124 Also Kevin Williamson. But a different Kevin Williamson.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022

***
Good to know!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM (J2vNu)


One can never be too sure. *Especially* in a case like this.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ZSK0i)

125 Pirates on the SS diabetes.


Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (gmo/4)

126 Steve the Pirate >>>>>> Kevin the Pirate

G'arr!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (906pl)

127 Kevin and I have been friends for years. We met trolling bath houses in San Francisco, back in the good old days.

Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (qqy9u)

128
bottle of red, oooh, a bottle of port
i need a stent in the ol' right a-ort

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (B3oWe)

129 In Kyle Dunnigan's skits I swear the Shapiro parts are the best ones.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:54 PM

Where can I find these? Thanks in advance!


Dunnigan: https://youtu.be/-_p287UVkEw

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

130 Are single earrings still a thing? That's right side? What did that mean? Either way, always seemed a bit gay to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (dNqv+)

131 Allahpundit Nick explains why he joined The Dispatch:

https://thedispatch.com/p/a-better-conservative-media-and-a

Posted by: Valiant at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (cy2xC)

132 Put him in a hoodie and run him for Penna senate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (/9+YX)

133 I'm sure this terribly unfair but i expect Williamson has epic flatulence.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (eGTCV)

134 "The Dispatch Welcomes Its Newest Morbidly Obese Cvck, Kevin Williamson"

Fattie looks like he mugged a picnic table.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (mSy8I)

135 Kevin and I have been friends for years. We met trolling bath houses in San Francisco, back in the good old days.
Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM (qqy9u)
++++
Kevin Williamson, next week:
"I AM THE JOURNALISM!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (t0OGg)

136 "Pirate's?" Ha, I'd expect the Pirate's Life(TM) to require a higher level of cardiovascular fitness than none at all.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (c1efv)

137 I hope for his sake The Dispatch has a health plan and a chairhorn.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (aXxgO)

138 Bloobs

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (q/wq/)

139 those prosthetic arms look pretty good.

Posted by: x at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (ZC2go)

140 So gay that monkeypox threw up.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (vZqvS)

141 "YOU are the Sausage King of Chicago?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

142 "Wanderland newsletter" sounds like a publication for Alzheimer's victims.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (bW8dp)

143 I hope for his sake The Dispatch has a health plan and a chairhorn.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (aXxgO)
++++
Is a "chairhorn" like a shoehorn, just for getting NT cucks out of their chairs?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (t0OGg)

144 Bloobs
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (q/wq/)



That's almost hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:57 PM

Thanks! I will check them out later. appreciate it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (E8Eii)

146 Kevin grew up absolutely hating his father, who was basically a texas redneck, and he has spent the rest of his life telling every man who even slightly reminds him of his father (ie, any real man) how much he hates them and how much better he is than them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (trdmm)

147 At least they are all getting concentrated in one place.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (BI+67)

148 Arrgghhh! Matey. What a purrfect end to talk like a jean lafite day. Hoist the Jolly Rogering and wash down the fartclam. cap'n kevin has arrived on a new ship o do'line!

Thats the best I can do for Talk like a Pirate Day.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (1DgE4)

149 This might be an appropriate song. A nice little sea ditty:

Ewan MacColl & A.L.Lloyd - Blow Boys Blow

https://bit.ly/3BA38L0

Posted by: fd, arg at September 19, 2022 05:00 PM (sn5EN)

150 He looks like Fetterman's little brother.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 05:00 PM (BI+67)

151 But conservatives ought instead to appreciate the three most conservative words ever spoken on the vast stage that is HBO: "Winter is coming."

Lecturing people you disagree with on how they should change, check
Reference dropping a hot, but not broadly popular cultural hot point, check
Buttering up popular media for brownie points, check
Getting culture wrong and misreading the popularity and influence of an entertainment property, check.

Man he's just going down the list, isn't he?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ivdso)

152 a muumuu like Homer Simpson

"I find it ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."
Bart

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2022 05:00 PM (FhXTo)

153 Wanderland. Perfect for the current "president*"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 05:00 PM (d2bW3)

154 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience ".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (trdmm)

155 147 At least they are all getting concentrated in one place.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (BI+67)


And it's a threat to throw our planet off its axis!


Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (gmo/4)

156 He seriously has a ear ring? And positions his headshot to show it off?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (BI+67)

157 When the WEF famines start, I call dibs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)

158 Who is the target audience for the Dispatch?

Don't we already have Vice? New York Times, and the LeatherDaddy Gazette?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Lv84X)

159 "Wanderland newsletter" sounds like a publication for Alzheimer's victims.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It really does.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (M9XmQ)

160

I swear I was never in the FBI, never spent my weekends at wife swap orgies and never tried to kill my b****!

Completely some other guy!

And I don't even like women! Swearsies!

Posted by: K. Williamson, Esq. at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Ezix2)

161 Today is National "Talk Like a Pirate Day."

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (q/wq/)

162 another guy I used to like... a decade or so ago....used to appear on Red Eye fairly often (had no idea he was this fat!)
I am apparently a terrible judge of character...Stephen H. Hayes, Jonah (whale) Goldberg...even George Will...liked them all...ugh.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (AsMdZ)

163 Man he's just going down the list, isn't he?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ivdso)
++++
At this point, the NT cucks have failed the Turing Test. Everything they produce is so paint-by-numbers that they could have been converted to AI article-writers years ago without our knowledge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (t0OGg)

164 Our traditional hazing for the new guy (Him/Her) is to put a whoopie cushion on their chair, but Kevin is a natural farter. Wear nose-plugs in his office is all I can say!

Posted by: Stephen Hayes, Founding Cuck at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (qqy9u)

165 I just noticed the flop sweat towel on the table next to Punkin' Spice Kevin.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (DB16e)

166 154 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience ".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (trdmm)

---------

hahahahahah

They're just not smart enough for this douche.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (Lv84X)

167 When the WEF famines start, I call dibs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
Back off, brother. When the time comes to eat the cucks, I get Williamson. I called dibs on that years ago!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (t0OGg)

168 It's been said that the classic "Argh, matey" pirate dialect was created out of whole cloth by actor Robert Newton. He played Long John Silver in the 1950 version of Treasure Island, and everybody has been aping his performance ever since. He modeled it after the "West Country" dialect of Britain, over toward Cornwall and Wales. There's a long tradition of piracy and of scavenging shipwrecks on those coasts, so historically it makes a kind of sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (J2vNu)

169 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience ".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (trdmm)

I think he meant dumber audience.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (RaIw9)

170 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): "Is a 'chairhorn' like a shoehorn, just for getting NT cucks out of their chairs?"

Bingo.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (aXxgO)

171 Allahpundit Nick explains why he joined The Dispatch:

I made it through almost all of that. For the TLDRs, it was "I'll go to the camps with my head held high that I did it the right way". Typical old school Republicanism, better to lose with dignity than win ugly.

Posted by: SuperChamp at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (nllFD)

172 If you've ever read his writing, you end up fairly certain that at least once or twice a week Williamson parades around in front of the mirror in private introducing himself and saying he's from Connecticut.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (wb1YC)

173 "Wanderland newsletter" more like Wankerland.

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

174 "What is best in life, Kev?"

To crush my enemies by sitting on them, to see them driven deeper into my wife, and hear my own lamentations as I try to roll off the bed.

Posted by: KDW at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (JOtiF)

175 The rightwing grifters were all good at putting on a show for a paycheck. Trump broke all of them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (BI+67)

176 I imagine theirs probably lint in those fat rolls from 1995.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (mSy8I)

177 So is The Dispatch a member of The Good Information Foundation?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

178
Blow boys blow and we'll all blow together
Blow boys blow and we'll roll away
In any kind of weather
We're all it together
Oh! Blow boys blow
Oh blow boys blow

Posted by: arg at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (sn5EN)

179 At this point, the NT cucks have failed the Turing Test.

Them and the left, that's why it was so hilarious and enraged them so bad to call them NPCs, and I wish that had not faded away. People are too attached to what is cool and trendy to the point that they abandon something they cannot reference drop for likes on social media.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Ivdso)

180 Snarc aside I can't conceive of a reason to read The Disfuckingpatch.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (eGTCV)

181 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience ".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (trdmm)



Poster child for "my shit don't stink, you must smell it anyway."

What a douche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

182 I believe Ace pointed out that once Nick left HA, all the daily links to the Bulwark and the Dispatch ended. They probably lost 3/4 of their readers - but of course they only write to impress the oligarchs

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (trdmm)

183 Not sure why we care where he goes

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (k8B25)

184 I'm sorry that language was inappropriate.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (eGTCV)

185 The old a-ort!

LMAO!

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (vZqvS)

186 from THE ATLANTIC boys and girls sports no longer should be separated by Sex. The death nail of female sports is gonna happen in my lifetime, and that's sad.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (dKiJG)

187 Pirate "skiff"? Aye, me hearties, a skiff is just the thing for taking on a Royal Navy ship of the line.

Plus that dude would sink a skiff in short order.

Recommend going with something like a Mississippi River cargo barge or maybe an oil tanker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (bW8dp)

188 I made it through almost all of that. For the TLDRs, it was "I'll go to the camps with my head held high that I did it the right way". Typical old school Republicanism, better to lose with dignity than win ugly.

***

You see, that's the great thing about the USS Republican. All of the deck guns only face inward.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (wb1YC)

189 That pirate ship sure has a lot of anchors.

Posted by: Wally at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (FJYfm)

190 I haven't been to HA in....5 years now?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ESjRY)

191 He modeled it after the "West Country" dialect of Britain, over toward Cornwall and Wales.

Its been a while since I read Treasure Island, but I'm reasonably sure that's where Long John came from originally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (Ivdso)

192 speaking of folks that have gone to the dark side. Drudge. How come I never hear Trump, or really anyone trash him? Remember how he had a weekend show on Fox 20+ years ago? remember how he got fired? He was so pro life, he showed a pic of an abortion (after being told not to) and lost his job. Now, he seems to be just fine with dems, abortion, Biden (up to 45% in a recent poll!)
he should be smashed at least as much as the potato does. Drudge has influence , sadly enough

Posted by: ziggggeeee at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (AsMdZ)

193 Kevin is from Lubbock, which is a couple hundred mile south of where I grew up, but he outgrew that market.

If you mean the HEB, yeah he probably did.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (nfrXX)

194 "What is best in life, Kev?"

To crush my enemies by sitting on them, to see them driven deeper into my wife, and hear my own lamentations as I try to roll off the bed.
Posted by: KDW at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (JOtiF)



Chokes on Doritos.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ZSK0i)

195 > The death nail of female sports is gonna happen in my lifetime, and that's sad.

They'll just mandate that half of the players be girls.

And by "girls", I mean "trannies".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (bW8dp)

196 187 Pirate "skiff"? Aye, me hearties, a skiff is just the thing for taking on a Royal Navy ship of the line.

it's a man's life in the royal navy

Posted by: python, monty at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (v3pYe)

197 When do we get a picture of" militant Atheist conservative" Allapundit, ie, Nick.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (vH/6k)

198 When the WEF famines start, I call dibs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)
.........

There's plenty to go around. The problem will be finding a pot big enough to boil him in.

Posted by: Pygmy Cannibals at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

199 What's that on his head? Looks like a flat head screw.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 05:05 PM (SIZS3)

200 ♫Working on the Weekly Wonderland♫

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

201 Just one wafer-thin mint, Mr. Williamson

Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (PGaby)

202 Chokes on Doritos.

Mm I knew him well. Heap good hunter from Chikasaw tribe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (Ivdso)

203 Serious newsman...

... and a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (3byMq)

204 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience ".

***

He should try getting an audience first.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (wb1YC)

205 Drudge. How come I never hear Trump, or really anyone trash him?
Posted by: ziggggeeee

Because nobody would know who Trump was talking about.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (M9XmQ)

206 146 Kevin grew up absolutely hating his father, who was basically a texas redneck, and he has spent the rest of his life telling every man who even slightly reminds him of his father (ie, any real man) how much he hates them and how much better he is than them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 04:59 PM (trdmm)

-----------

And using his background as a perpetual cudgel - "Let me tell you why working class whites from small towns suck, and believe me, I *know* because my family was white trash"

Posted by: radar at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (9/IeZ)

207 "Pirate " huh??
Then that gold ear ring would indicate a westward passage of Cape Horn/Cape of Good Hope, west-about is the "Hard way/Backwards" due to prevailing winds and currents, which is why Homosexuals started wearing gold hoops in their right ears, to signal that they "Go the other Way". bet it never happened...at sea...the other though?.
That major dent in his shiny head might just explain 'some things' as well.

Posted by: birddog at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (uAI4S)

208 What's that on his head? Looks like a flat head screw.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

That's a Severely Conservative Crease.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 19, 2022 05:07 PM (WmGrA)

209 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience "

This is the difference between an elitist twit and an artist: the artist just wants an audience and does not care who or what they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Ivdso)

210 He's like a goddamn stunt double for the Syracuse Orange mascot.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at September 19, 2022 05:07 PM (48d9R)

211 I hope for his sake The Dispatch has a health plan and a chairhorn.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 04:58 PM (aXxgO)

That dude is one drugged up twink and a sugar-free latte away from a diabetic amputation.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 05:07 PM (yHsuS)

212 Michelle Fields is a 1, even though she lost an arm.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (MxEKc)

213 I'm sorry that language was inappropriate.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (eGTCV)
.......

Thirty lashes and a keel haul, matey!

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

214 How come I never hear Trump, or really anyone trash him?

Trump praised and treated well anyone he found useful and subordinate, and trashed people who were potentially a threat. Drudge is neither.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (Ivdso)

215 Wasn't the speculation regarding Drudge that he quietly sold his site to someone else, who then quickly steered it left? I have no idea if that's true or not, but I know I've heard it before.

Posted by: radar at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (9OC5R)

216 "They're "pirates," you see. Pirates who side with the National Security State and dominant socio-cultural wing and the monied Corporate Oligarchy and the perpetual political establishment and get rich by peddling the preferred narratives of the Inner Party."

Don't knock it, Ace. Piracy can get you pretty far, until it doesn't. Just ask Sir Walter Raleigh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (9miN6)

217 190 I haven't been to HA in....5 years now?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ESjRY)

I left when they went to FB comments, after shitting on the commenters in private. That was what, Feb 2016?

Nick *still* thinks the commenters there are awful. He wanted a "better audience?" More like one that wouldn't challenge him - the RINO candy-ass (someone had his number with that back in what, '08?).

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (52VUj)

218 KDW is doing his imitation of What A Burger with that orange tent he's wearing.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (OgrpQ)

219 I see his $400 per article hit piece is going straight to McDonald happy meals. Lots of them.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2022 05:08 PM (JrN/x)

220 Drudge. How come I never hear Trump, or really anyone trash him?
Posted by: ziggggeeee

Add: same reason you never hear Trump trash LGF. Trump goes after those with relevance, or at least with *some* name recognition.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:09 PM (M9XmQ)

221 161 Today is National "Talk Like a Pirate Day."
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (q/wq/)

Aaargh!! Thank ye for the reminder. I be ashamed o' me-self to forget it this year.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2022 05:09 PM (GzQr3)

222 We'll let Kevin fill you in

That's a hard pass, Kev.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 05:09 PM (g1EEm)

223 Nick said - he really did - that one of the reasons he joined the Dispatch is that he wanted "a better audience ".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:01 PM (trdmm)



Good to see that he doesn't intend on having any of his previous audience following him to his new gig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Too bad they're fake pirates rather than fake whalers, because if they were whalers there would be the prospect of an accidental "friendly harpooning" incident.

Although that guy might well have taken a "friendly harpoon" or two before. I'm not judgy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bW8dp)

225 Remember when Rick Wilson called himself a pirate? How shocking that the Cuckpatch is using the same term.

Posted by: radar at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (9OC5R)

226 "Today is National "Talk Like a Pirate Day." "

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (gLRfa)

227 >>>He seriously has a ear ring? And positions his headshot to show it off?

>Yes, but he's got a goatie to conceal his penis shaped mouth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (w2Z7l)

228 What the hell is Fettetman doing at The Dispatch? The cruise I can see, but the rock rib standard of Conservative Thought??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (jvt6t)

229 A pirate? He couldn't float a crumpet across the Thames in a teacup armed with a broom... nor defeat the French and Spanish navies combined, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Posted by: Lord Admiral Nelson at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (VDLxK)

230 1 He modeled it after the "West Country" dialect of Britain, over toward Cornwall and Wales.
*
Its been a while since I read Treasure Island, but I'm reasonably sure that's where Long John came from originally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022


***
It's a shame for a good adventure story fan like myself to admit it, but I've never read TI all the way through. Even more startling when you consider Stevenson was my mother's favorite poet.

I've seen Newton in Hitchcock's Jamaica Inn w/ Charles Laughton, and thought him very effective. He's also in the terrific Carol Reed crime drama Odd Man Out, starring James Mason.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (J2vNu)

231 speaking of folks that have gone to the dark side. Drudge. How come I never hear Trump, or really anyone trash him?

Drudge basically sold his site to a Google Oligarch (its more complicated then that but essentially).

He also seems to be afraid of being outed as gay so he took the money and retired allowing Google to use his name as they see fit.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

232 We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff...
______________

The "Raging Queen?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (78Xqz)

233 I believe it's actually INTERNATIONAL Talk Like a Pirate Day.

This shit's gone GLOBAL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

234 ziggggeeee: "Drudge has influence , sadly enough"

He/It does? I haven't seen a link to him/it in, literally, years much less visited his web page.

I know he's a headline aggregator (I assume he/it still is), so links FROM his site rather than TO them is the default function, but I never see links to him anymore.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (aXxgO)

235 Methinks Kevin Williamson and the Cuckshed listened to "Blow the Man Down" and got the completely wrong idea.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Rl7KJ)

236 Too bad they're fake pirates rather than fake whalers, because if they were whalers there would be the prospect of an accidental "friendly harpooning" incident.

Although that guy might well have taken a "friendly harpoon" or two before. I'm not judgy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022


***
Time for a good flensing!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (J2vNu)

237 And using his background as a perpetual cudgel - "Let me tell you why working class whites from small towns suck, and believe me, I *know* because my family was white trash"

IIANM, he was adopted and probably thinks that he was unfairly taken away from his true life of European royalty.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (nfrXX)

238 Remember when Rick Wilson called himself a pirate? How shocking that the Cuckpatch is using the same term.
Posted by: radar at September 19, 2022 05:10 PM (9OC5R)



He said 'buttpirate' but his phone autocorrected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Geoffrey Rush wasn't the best pirate in those movies, but he was the archetype.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (44ww/)

240 Kevin likes taters, I heard (lower case as far as I know).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (nMx88)

241 Because nobody would know who Trump was talking about.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:06 PM (M9XmQ)

Well IF we are to believe Drudges numbers...he still has 21 to 25 mil views. guess it's gone from 90% conservative, to 90% lib

Posted by: ziggggeeee at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (AsMdZ)

242 232 We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff...
______________

The "Raging Queen?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (78Xqz)

Hilarious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (9miN6)

243 ziggggeeee: "Drudge has influence , sadly enough"

He/It does? I haven't seen a link to him/it in, literally, years much less visited his web page.

I know he's a headline aggregator (I assume he/it still is), so links FROM his site rather than TO them is the default function, but I never see links to him anymore.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (aXxgO)



He doesn't own it anymore. He whored out his name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

244 There is a restaurant in a fairly nice part of Portland, and a homeless camp was set up next to the restaurant. A woman in the homeless camp was violently threatening passers-by, so the city "swept" (i.e removed) the camp.

Antifa hates sweeps, and one pro-Antifa person Tweeted:

The owner of The Slide Inn at SE 24th and Ankeny came out to laugh in the face of a woman being swept. When asked where she was supposed to go, he said "out of this country"

He saw me carrying her stuff to a new spot and told me to get out of "his" neighborhood, I wasn't wanted here.

For legal reasons, I'm only insisting that people don't eat there.


Well, Antifa vandalized the restaurant that night, several people have suggested burning the restaurant down, and a "reporter" for the hard-Left local alt-weekly is amplifying the calls to violence. Antifa also posted the restaurant owner's name, picture, home address, and phone number (Twitter deleted the last two).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (I2/tG)

245
Steve the Pirate >>>>>> Kevin the Pirate

G'arr!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher



Scurvy!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (n+4am)

246 Robert Louis Stevenson is one of the greatest storytellers and writers in the English language. He was able to write in multiple different styles, voices and types and produce amazing stories for all ages every time. Even the books of his I don't care for as much I can recognize the skill and talent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Ivdso)

247 > Its been a while since I read Treasure Island, but I'm reasonably sure that's where Long John came from originally.

Yeah, I think that dialect is in the book, more or less. The parts of the book in Great Britain are set in Cornwall, I do remember that.

Also, I'm pretty sure that many of Patrick O'Brian's characters have more than a little of that dialect going on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (bW8dp)

248 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks in general, and for the Dispatch and Kevin Williamson in particular:
https://is.gd/ltf4sE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (t0OGg)

249 but I never see links to him anymore.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

...or even mention the Drudge Report in passing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (M9XmQ)

250 Talk Like A Pirate Day
This shit's gone GLOBAL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

In Australia it's called Talk Like Normal Day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (44ww/)

251 I was wondering if Fetterman and Williamson are twins from a different mother

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (k8B25)

252 Nick Catoggio AKA Allahpundit looks exactly as I thought he would.

Not to me. He's an old guy. Way past 29.

Posted by: Brian at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (iK8a4)

253 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks in general, and for the Dispatch and Kevin Williamson in particular:
https://is.gd/ltf4sE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (t0OGg)



WHOOOO doggie......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

254 212 Michelle Fields is a 1, even though she lost an arm.

maybe she just left it in her other pants?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (v3pYe)

255 I had forgotten how ugly Jamie Weinstein is.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (VbI7r)

256 I thought an earring in the right either ear meant you like penis.
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 04:47 PM (RaIw9)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (78Xqz)

257 I was wondering if Fetterman and Williamson are twins from a different mother

I honestly, really thought this article was about Fetterman when I saw the first image.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Ivdso)

258 I use to go to Drudge several times a day...five years ago. Haven't been there since.

It's a garbage account now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Lv84X)

259 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks in general, and for the Dispatch and Kevin Williamson in particular:
https://is.gd/ltf4sE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (t0OGg)

Eligible for floundercare.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (yHsuS)

260 In Australia it's called Talk Like Normal Day.

I've never met an Aussie that could go 5 minutes without swearing

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

261 "239 Geoffrey Rush wasn't the best pirate in those movies, but he was the archetype. "

Robert Newton

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (gLRfa)

262 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks

Yeah she's easy enough on the eyes but you can tell she's the kind that would point and laugh at you when you fell off the roof trying to put up lights she wanted for Christmas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Ivdso)

263 One more swinging dick in the cuckshed cuddle.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Vu7A1)

264
I've never met an Aussie that could go 5 minutes without swearing
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)



I rate this as true.

- - Ozzyman

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

265 I don't see links or mentions of Drudge either now that I'm thinking about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Lv84X)

266 -
I sense a lot of angina in this one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2022 04:50 PM
-------

That's what happens when you hang onto your teenage angst for 30-40 years.

Posted by: irright at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (SchQD)

267 There's something wrong with Williamson.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (eGTCV)

268 How much of The Dispatch's income come from the DNC? 99%?

Whatever, it's a bargain compared to what the DNC funnels to Hah-vahrd to keep fallen but possibly useful-in-the-future Democrat tools warmed-up in the bullpen.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (AMIL/)

269 It's a shame for a good adventure story fan like myself to admit it, but I've never read TI all the way through. Even more startling when you consider Stevenson was my mother's favorite poet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (J2vNu)
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Neither have I. But I think Muppets' Treasure Island hits all the high points...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (YIVH2)

270 One more swinging dick in the cuckshed cuddle.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Vu7A1)
++++
I suddenly had a vision of all these cucks living together, and all of their wives being railed in the main house while they all hang out in a jumbo-sized cuck shed out back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (t0OGg)

271 Why do all these Neocon grifters all look like they suffer from Low-T?

They also look like they want to watch virile men pile drive their wives.

Posted by: High T guy at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (+oR7L)

272 I've never met an Aussie that could go 5 minutes without swearing
Posted by: 18-1

Like New Yorkers or Bostonians, then?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (M9XmQ)

273 > I see his $400 per article hit piece is going straight to McDonald happy meals. Lots of them.

Speaking of, I see the classic jack-o-lantern trick or treat Happy Meal buckets will be back at Mickey D's this Halloween season.

Good to know if you have children about.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)

274 The owner of The Slide Inn at SE 24th and Ankeny came out to laugh in the face of a woman being swept.

The person who Tweeted out this claim is of course "trans", and if you look at "her" Twitter feed, "she" admits to being on anti-psychotic medication.

I bet "she" was nowhere near the restaurant, and made the whole thing up.

Better yet, she posted this under "her" legal name, and apparently owns half of a million dollar house in Portland.

Here's hoping that she's going to get a real education in libel and defamation law.

Social media is a curse.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (I2/tG)

275 Have you guys seen the Treasure Island with Charlton Heston, Oliver Reed and a tiny Christian Bale?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (44ww/)

276 I'm sorry. I've promise to stop commenting and I've failed.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (eGTCV)

277 Who the hell is the target audience for The Dispatch?

People that want Biden-flation and clot shot mandates but not having to pull the big D lever?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)
---
The Cuckshed's core audience is democrats who want their hatred of conservatives validated. I was talking to a woman who fancied herself politically independent and she mentioned "The Dispatch" as a place she consulted because they were right-of-center.

Thus, their whole purpose is to validate leftist slurs against the right.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (llXky)

278 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks

Yeah she's easy enough on the eyes but you can tell she's the kind that would point and laugh at you when you fell off the roof trying to put up lights she wanted for Christmas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Ivdso)

Easy on the eyes and a good sense of humor? Dibs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (yHsuS)

279 Williamson is the spitting image of Alice the Goon.

Now you know why Popeye was always running in the opposite direction.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (w2Z7l)

280 242 232 We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff...
______________

The "Raging Queen?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (78Xqz)

Hilarious.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (9miN6)
____________
Shamelessly cribbed from an SNL skit (when those were still funny ("throw your rubbers overboard, there's nothing here but men men men men").

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (78Xqz)

281 One more swinging dick in the cuckshed cuddle.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Vu7A1)

AFAIK, chodes aren't really prone to swinging 😂

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (M9XmQ)

282 >Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (t0OGg)

"I cannae hold et for much longer, cap'n!"

-The zipper on that blouse

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (aT6Mf)

283 275 Have you guys seen the Treasure Island with Charlton Heston, Oliver Reed and a tiny Christian Bale?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (44ww/)

Was going to mention this - I really liked it and it was a pretty close adaptation.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (906pl)

284 Walmart, Target, Kohl's and UnderArmor have all cancelled billions worth of orders for holiday shopping season stock. They need to make sure the corporate coffers are full to donate to democrats, I guess.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (BI+67)

285 281 One more swinging dick in the cuckshed cuddle.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Vu7A1)

Limp dick

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (bs+z0)

286 182 I believe Ace pointed out that once Nick left HA, all the daily links to the Bulwark and the Dispatch ended. They probably lost 3/4 of their readers - but of course they only write to impress the oligarchs
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 05:03 PM (trdmm)

As soon as VDH 'left' NR (I say 'left' because I believe they still printed his articles, but from syndication, to keep some of their rubes engaged), folks like KW had no problem trashing him on the way out.

I find it interesting that nobody from HA is doing the same thing to The Fartist Formally Known as Allahpundit, even though Morrissey made a big point of telling HA's remaining readers that they were changing their content upon AP's departure.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (9miN6)

287
This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks in general, and for the Dispatch and Kevin Williamson in particular:
https://is.gd/ltf4sE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Arrrrr, I'm willing to raid her booty....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (n+4am)

288 I suddenly had a vision of all these cucks living together, and all of their wives being railed in the main house while they all hang out in a jumbo-sized cuck shed out back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:16 PM (t0OGg)
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Williamson is the only verified cuck and is no longer married. I'm glad Ace included this in his descriptor because such a jackass deserves every humiliation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (llXky)

289 We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff...

Does a skiff "grow"? It might have to, to accommodate Williamson. In any event, I'm thinking it's more of a dinghy.

Posted by: Paco at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (njExo)

290 Easy on the eyes and a good sense of humor? Dibs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (yHsuS)

Yes; It's always good to have a chickie who laughs as you're dying in pain. That way things end on an upbeat note.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (vH/6k)

291 I suddenly had a vision of all these cucks living together, and all of their wives being railed in the main house while they all hang out in a jumbo-sized cuck shed out back.

Unfortunately, that was the vision I had as well.

Punching out of work and going to try to murder my brain with bourbon.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Vu7A1)

292 The "Raging Queen?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:11 PM (78Xqz)

Hilarious.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:12 PM (9miN6)
____________
Shamelessly cribbed from an SNL skit (when those were still funny ("throw your rubbers overboard, there's nothing here but men men men men").
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (78Xqz)

Oh, I remember. That was one of the all-time classic SNL skits.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:20 PM (9miN6)

293 > Williamson is the only verified cuck

I thought that's what that little blue checkmark thingie on Twitter meant. "Verified cuck."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:20 PM (bW8dp)

294 Fat grifting Cuck's wives need love, too, you know.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Bulls, Local 88 at September 19, 2022 05:20 PM (a3Q+t)

295 Williamson, a shrewd negotiator, insisted that all bonuses be paid in country gravy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2022 05:20 PM (KFhLj)

296 Thus, their whole purpose is to validate leftist slurs against the right.

Not ALL republicans are racists! Not ALL republicans are violent domestic terrorists! We aren't fascists like those other republicans!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 05:20 PM (BI+67)

297 Shamelessly cribbed from an SNL skit (when those were still funny ("throw your rubbers overboard, there's nothing here but men men men men").

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:18 PM (78Xqz)
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"We sail to manly ports like San Francisco and Athens, Greece."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (llXky)

298 How much of The Dispatch's income come from the DNC? 99%?

Hi there!

Posted by: Pierre Omidyar! at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (I2/tG)

299 I think of a skiff as small.

Also "pirate" here seems to mean "my wife sends me sailing and never wants to come along"

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (t2D+9)

300 This busty brunette...

But what about the car she's sitting in?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (nfrXX)

301
Speaking of, I see the classic jack-o-lantern trick or treat Happy Meal buckets will be back at Mickey D's this Halloween season.

Good to know if you have children about.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)

Just saw an article on that. They are going to be sold from October 18 to 31, so if you have little kids or grands, keep it in mind. I don't remember them , since they weren't around when my kids were little, but apparently they were extremely popular.

Thanks Rodrigo!

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (JrN/x)

302 Verified cuckmark

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (44ww/)

303 Williamson, a shrewd negotiator, insisted that all bonuses be paid in country gravy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2022 05:20 PM (KFhLj)

Man country gravy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (yHsuS)

304 It is more of a dingy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (BI+67)

305

1934 Treasure Island

www.imdb.com/title/tt0025907

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

306 I'm not sure who even reads The Dispatch, and the other cuck-conservative sites. Is it democrats?

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (FQWHA)

307 Is there anyone in The Dispatch audience who is not a jackass?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (eGTCV)

308 Better yet, she posted this under "her" legal name, and apparently owns half of a million dollar house in Portland. Here's hoping that she's going to get a real education in libel and defamation law.

Its Portland. Go see the website for The Slide Inn. There are no good guys in this one. Frankly, if Antifa burns it down, the best thing any sane person could do is just step back. Maybe roast a hot dog.

Posted by: SuperChamp at September 19, 2022 05:22 PM (nllFD)

309 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks in general, and for the Dispatch and Kevin Williamson in particular:
https://is.gd/ltf4sE
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Look at that car!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 05:22 PM (E8Eii)

310 > As soon as VDH 'left' NR (I say 'left' because I believe they still printed his articles, but from syndication, to keep some of their rubes engaged), folks like KW

KW best watch himself. VDH has been doing farm work since the day he was born, and it looks like the only exercise KW gets is tearing open a new bag of chips. And he probably uses scissors for that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:22 PM (bW8dp)

311 At first, I thought it was another article about Fetterman.

Kevin and Fetterman separated at birth?

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at September 19, 2022 05:23 PM (vcOmj)

312 We look nothing like that fat turd Williamson.

We are suavay and deboner.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Brain at September 19, 2022 05:23 PM (jvt6t)

313 I'm not sure who even reads The Dispatch, and the other cuck-conservative sites. Is it democrats?

Posted by: Biergood at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (FQWHA)
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The only person I've personally met who has mentioned reading the Dispatch was a liberal woman who fancied herself intellectually independent. She used them to validate her sense that Trump and all his voters were Nazis.

So, basically they're a comfort blanket for leftists.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:24 PM (llXky)

314 Its Portland. Go see the website for The Slide Inn. There are no good guys in this one.

The Left, as always, eats its own.

Posted by: Pierre Omidyar! at September 19, 2022 05:24 PM (I2/tG)

315
As a pirate ship, Kevin Williamson would definitely wallow in the swells ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 19, 2022 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

316 We're thrilled to welcome Kevin D. Williamson aboard our ever-growing pirate skiff

****

It's been a while so I strolled over to the Dispatch website and looked at the About Us page.

I'm fairly certain no one on that page is even capable of pirating music.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 19, 2022 05:24 PM (wb1YC)

317 Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Brain at September 19, 2022 05:23 PM

That's one of the best socks ever.
Ace, have you ever posted a list of the best sock names ever?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2022 05:24 PM (E8Eii)

318 KW best watch himself. VDH has been doing farm work since the day he was born, and it looks like the only exercise KW gets is tearing open a new bag of chips. And he probably uses scissors for that.

Williamson gnaws them open with his teeth like a raccoon tearing open trash bags in the bin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 19, 2022 05:25 PM (KFhLj)

319 So what was that other rumor about KDW, ace?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 19, 2022 05:25 PM (aT6Mf)

320 Also "pirate" here seems to mean "my wife sends me sailing and never wants to come along"

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 05:21 PM (t2D+9)
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"My wife services delivery boys and then publicly humiliates me before taking a bunch of my money in a divorce settlement."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:25 PM (llXky)

321 Williamson loves getting blown ashore, me hardies!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 05:26 PM (yikp0)

322 311 Kevin and Fetterman separated at birth? - A face in the crowd

Looks like their unborn triplet is about to pop out of Fetterman's neck.

Posted by: Paco at September 19, 2022 05:26 PM (njExo)

323 Its Portland. Go see the website for The Slide Inn. There are no good guys in this one. Frankly, if Antifa burns it down, the best thing any sane person could do is just step back. Maybe roast a hot dog.
Posted by: SuperChamp at September 19, 2022 05:22 PM (nllFD)
_________

"It" being Portland?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:26 PM (78Xqz)

324 His brother Sherwin is better-known.

Sherwin got the idea for the famous "We cover the world" logo when he saw his brother sit down on an ottoman in his underwear one morning when they were kids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2022 05:26 PM (bW8dp)

325 Kevin Williamson linda looks like he could be Fetterman's brother

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 19, 2022 05:27 PM (p/nbH)

326 Williamson had better hope the "pirate skiff" is the Raging Queen, and not the Pequod.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:27 PM (78Xqz)

327 Definition of skiff
: any of various small boats
especially : a flat-bottomed rowboat

Do these Dispatch editors know anything about boats? There's no way that a boat as small as a skiff would be pirating anything. Are they that terrible at writing that they can't even find an appropriate word for their 'pirate' craft?

Perhaps they subconsciously know that their NT venture would never get any bigger than a little rowboat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 05:27 PM (9miN6)

328 What's with the earring? Does Williamson know the code? Did he do both or is he now batting for the other team?

I bet he thinks it's "edgy."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:27 PM (llXky)

329 I'm sorry but I'm a wee bit depressed, a wee bit angry and a wee bit drunk but I want Williamson to eat until he explodes like in that Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:28 PM (eGTCV)

330 Just of out of curiosity, when is Fetterman going to throw his "reveal" party?

"It's a ... uh ... well, it's ... um ... well, it's complicated ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:28 PM (78Xqz)

331
These days taking National Review's castoffs is not a sign of any sort of quality or dignity.


Not all castoffs, surely. I have nothing but respect for the sanitation folks who haul their trash.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 19, 2022 05:28 PM (pNxlR)

332 Williamson had better hope the "pirate skiff" is the Raging Queen, and not the Pequod.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:27 PM (78Xqz)
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Thar be the Italian Tablecloth Whale! Man the boats!

From Little Sicily I spit at thee! For hate's sake, I toss my last meatball at thee!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at September 19, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)

333 What's with the earring? Does Williamson know the code? Did he do both or is he now batting for the other team?
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Williamson: "I'm not fat, the earring adds 100 lbs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:29 PM (78Xqz)

334 I know I don't really those stringent HA standards.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:30 PM (eGTCV)

335 Thar be the Italian Tablecloth Whale! Man the boats!

From Little Sicily I spit at thee! For hate's sake, I toss my last meatball at thee!
Posted by: Captain Ahab at September 19, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)
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LOL. Well done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:30 PM (78Xqz)

336 The Dispatch welcomes contributions from outside writers and experts. If you have an idea for a piece, please send us an email summarizing the topic and some specific angles you would like to cover to pitches@thedispatch.com. We cannot guarantee a personal response, but pitches will be forwarded to a staff editor.

The Conservative Case For Establishing A Brutal Left-Wing Dictatorship

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2022 05:30 PM (I2/tG)

337 >>>Williamson had better hope the "pirate skiff" is the Raging Queen, and not the Pequod.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:27 PM (78Xqz)


The Kuck-tiki.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at September 19, 2022 05:31 PM (48d9R)

338 *scribbling furiously*

They are going to LOVE me at Cocktail Hour.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 19, 2022 05:32 PM (jvt6t)

339 The Dispatch welcomes contributions from outside writers and experts. If you have an idea for a piece, please send us an email summarizing the topic and some specific angles you would like to cover to pitches@thedispatch.com. We cannot guarantee a personal response, but pitches will be forwarded to a staff editor.
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"We happily accept contributions that were rejected by The Advocate as being too gay."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:32 PM (78Xqz)

340 The Conservative Case For Establishing A Brutal Left-Wing Dictatorship

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2022 05:30 PM (I2/tG)
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The Conservative Case for Not Paying Freelance Writers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:32 PM (llXky)

341 Ha, ha, "pirates".

Obese butt pirates, to be more accurate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2022 05:32 PM (ufFY8)

342 https://is.gd/ltf4sE

Too perfect is not my look either. Damn I'm picky.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 05:33 PM (RaIw9)

343 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (HvqEW)

344 Speaking of scooping up the best, I remember some company used to make an orange sherbet and vanilla ice cream combo that came in a cartoon in a checkerboard square pattern.

Williamson's gut has just spoiled that for me forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

345
The buttons on that shirt are holding on for dear life.
Posted by: Archer


There's a whole semester's work of discussion and real world problem solving for a Statics and Strength of Materials course based solely on what we see in that picture.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (pNxlR)

346 How many nanoseconds would it take GEOTUS to draw blood in a GEOTUS vs GovHairGel debate?

I want ruthless Trump, the Archangel.

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (3byMq)

347 What's with the earring? Does Williamson know the code? Did he do both or is he now batting for the other team?
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I bet he thinks it's "edgy."


It's to make sure no one mistakes him for a straw-sucking hayseed even if he can only get clothes to fit at Tractor Supply.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (nfrXX)

348 Nood Martha

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 19, 2022 05:35 PM (nIRE6)

349 Obese butt pirates, to be more accurate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2022 05:32 PM (ufFY
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Jonah Goldberg's "rebel" status literally came from making Star Trek and Simpson's references. That's it. He used pop culture references on the internet and that made him a Dangerous Thinker.

But that was only because Buckley and his enterprise were completely hidebound and useless by the 1990s.

Those guys are like the Soviet pop bands of the 1980s who aped The Monkees because Rock and Roll is what the kids like.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 05:35 PM (llXky)

350 Has anybody checked the back of Kevin's neck for the Fetterman lump? This could be the invasion of the body snatchers.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 19, 2022 05:35 PM (3JfbU)

351 This busty brunette has nothing but profound contempt for the cucks in general, and for the Dispatch and Kevin Williamson in particular:
https://is.gd/ltf4sE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 05:13 PM (t0OGg)
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The Dispatch editorial board: "What are those lumps on her chest? Are they like the lump on Fetterman's neck?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:35 PM (78Xqz)

352 Do these Dispatch editors know anything about boats? There's no way that a boat as small as a skiff would be pirating anything. Are they that terrible at writing that they can't even find an appropriate word for their 'pirate' craft?
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Double nitpick - they wrote "ever-growing pirate skiff," as if the boat was somehow growing rather than the crew.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 05:36 PM (SIZS3)

353 How many nanoseconds would it take GEOTUS to draw blood in a GEOTUS vs GovHairGel debate?

I want ruthless Trump, the Archangel.
Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (3byMq)
____________

I want him to ask Newsom if his hair is part of the Strategic Oil Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 05:36 PM (78Xqz)

354 Posted by: Forrest gump at September 19, 2022 05:31 PM (jVg2b)

Cry some more. Your tears are delicious.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 05:37 PM (RaIw9)

355 "Why Nine Inches Isn't Enough: My Wife and The Paolo."

Posted by: The Bulwark's Weekly Review at September 19, 2022 05:37 PM (2kWEf)

356 Nice to see Anton S. Lavey still gets around.

Posted by: Baldy at September 19, 2022 05:42 PM (la6q3)

357 https://youtu.be/lhbHTjMLN5c

My drunken, depressed wish for Williamson.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 05:45 PM (eGTCV)

358 Speaking of scooping up the best, I remember some company used to make an orange sherbet and vanilla ice cream combo that came in a cartoon in a checkerboard square pattern.
Williamson's gut has just spoiled that for me forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Sealtest Checkerboard Ice Cream. Man, are you old!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2022 05:54 PM (3ImbR)

359 Willimson will be covering economics, huh?

God help us. Unless he's covering the financial recovery of that Italian restaurant that exploded on his chest, not interested...

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 06:08 PM (+Cgut)

360 Does the 'D.' stand for 'donut'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2022 06:09 PM (ym/da)

361 What is the definition of an “old post”?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 19, 2022 06:10 PM (0Q/6W)

362 I bet he's on Lemon's boy friend list.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at September 19, 2022 06:18 PM (EcD5Y)

363 Also, can we fucking stop now with the 15 year old "svelte" Kevin publicity shots? I mean, no one hires Mellissa McCarthy for how she looked at 12...Kevin is an old, gelatinous, fat pig now...its okay to show that.

Because that really helps advance his general national economic theory about Americans just becoming some type of Bedouin society in order to find work to feed yourself, you lazy fucks! This is fine as a micro-economic idea for families, and they are taking it...but no one needs to really consult fat-ass Kevin to figure this out.

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 06:21 PM (+Cgut)

364 how did he get the dent in his head?

Posted by: Pooklord at September 19, 2022 06:27 PM (WYLQs)

365 Do these Dispatch editors know anything about boats? There's no way that a boat as small as a skiff would be pirating anything. Are they that terrible at writing that they can't even find an appropriate word for their 'pirate' craft?
___________

Double nitpick - they wrote "ever-growing pirate skiff," as if the boat was somehow growing rather than the crew.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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This properly belongs on the Book Thread, but, I find the above things to constantly occur in pop novels. Here's the rules:
A. Don't write about stuff that is outside of your immediate experience
B. Failing A, then find an editor who *does* know what he/she is ostensibly reading about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2022 06:32 PM (wcs7v)

366 how did he get the dent in his head?
Posted by: Pooklord
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I have a possible, first-hand experience, answer. Sadly, the consequence is brain damage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2022 06:34 PM (wcs7v)

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Posted by: Sarah at September 19, 2022 06:37 PM (D6WDw)

368 Ever notice Michelle Fields and Jaime Weinstein have the same smile..... as people related to each other often do.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (N3BTF)

369 Wow. Excellent writing here....

"The beautiful couple, who really are very good looking..."

I wouldn't throw Michelle Fields out of bed for eating crackers. But she'll look like "D" Cupp in a few years.

BTW, I love crushing freedom in Canada. Dad would be very proud.

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Posted by: Sarah at September 19, 2022 11:21 PM (oMpMy)

371 Kevin Williamson is fat, but the Kevin who writes this blog is fatter.

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