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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/22) The Kinder Gentler Edition
Quote I “More than two million undocumented immigrants will be arrested trying to cross into the U.S. in 2022. And Democrats don’t bat an eye,” “But fly 50 migrants to one of the wealthiest places in America, spotted with multi-million dollar mansions, surrounded by the mega-yachts of the rich and famous and Democrats lose their minds? What a joke!” Gloria Romero, the former Majority Leader of the California State Senate
How dare she leave the Rez.
Quote II "I have an indoor camera so I logged in on to my camera and I saw I have a raccoon in my house. "I noticed they got into a cabinet that had a folded up American flag in it and they pooped on the American flag" Sam Fein, an Albany County legislator representing the 6th district
A democrat with an American flag. Shocker.
Quote III “Right now, the biggest human trafficker on the face of the planet is Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. He has transported hundreds of thousands, millions, of illegal aliens, populating them — now putting many of them in red states. He’s happy to put then in red states where it’s not the rich peoples’ concerns. It’s the little peoples’ concerns." Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Quote IV “I think it just had to do with the temperature in the room when you have a police officer in a venue versus an unarmed security guard,” Christopher Forest, Founder of Unparalleled Security
In no particular order. You folks are the best.
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I'm positive that New Yorkers are feeling really safe after this travesty of justice.
An accused jilted madman who flew into an ax-wielding rage at a Lower East Side McDonald’s was released without bail at his arraignment, authorities said Sunday. Michael Palacios, 31, who allegedly grabbed an ax and trashed the Delancey Street fast-food joint in a fit early Friday, was arraigned on fourth-degree criminal-mischief and possession-of-weapons charges hours later and freed, the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office said. Neither charge is eligible for bail under the state’s lenient criminal-justice reforms. According to a criminal complaint filed in the case, Palacios slammed two tables and a plate-glass partition during the early-morning rampage. Palacios also told cops, “I have a pocket knife in my bike,” according to the complaint.
Suck it up, Buttercup. I probably should rephrase that. LOLGF'd.
RIP actor, Henry Silva.
Henry Silva, the rough and tough actor with more than 100 film appearances, died this week. He was 95. Silva, known for his roles in "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Ocean's Eleven," among many others, died at the Motion Picture and Television Country House and Hospital in Woodland Hills, CA, on Wednesday, a family member confirmed. Scott Silva, Henry’s son, told Variety his father passed away of natural causes.
He looked like a guy, he acted like a guy. But, she wasn't a guy.
A TRANSGENDER man who tricked three women into sexual relationships by using a prosthetic penis has been convicted of assault by penetration, criminal prosecutors said. Tarjit Singh, 32, was born a female named Hannah Walters but now identifies as a man. He had abusive relationships with each of his three victims, with whom he would wear clothes during sex and use a prosthetic penis in the dark, between June 2010 and March 2016.
Lawyers representing around 30 immigrants recently flown from Florida to Martha's Vineyard asked the Massachusetts attorney general and the federal government in letters Saturday to open criminal investigations into what they described as a "political stunt." Why it matters: The lawyers said their clients "were induced to board airplanes and cross state lines under false pretenses," including promises of working opportunities, schooling for their children and immigration assistance, by people working with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R). Nearly 50 Venezuelan migrants in total were dropped off in Martha’s Vineyard, a Massachusetts island, and have since been relocated to Joint Base Cape Cod, which had vacant housing and access to social services.
Facebook directly linked to decline in mental health, new study says
While previous research established correlation between social media platform and increased anxiety and depression, study in American Economic Review finds direct causation
In solidarity with real men everywhere I will continue to use a urinal while out of the friendly confines of Casa Misanthrope.
Potty training: The transgender movement wants to change your bathroom habits I was confused when I saw that male attendees at the American Political Science Association’s conference were asked to refrain from using urinals out of respect for others. Huh? It wasn’t until I saw an article explaining that this is all about deference to so-called “transgender men,” that I realized that transgenderism is dragging America deeper and deeper into the pit of insanity.
I'm sorry I try to lead a
Your dreams have come true, kids: French fries and pizza are now good for you, so eat up, or else: if you don’t, you might be suspected of “white supremacism.” If you thought things couldn’t possibly get any crazier, forget it: a “nutritionist” has proclaimed that “nutrition standards are rooted in whiteness,” and so like Robert E. Lee and Bull Connor, they’ve got to go.
Tonight's display of mental illness. He's transitioned to become a taller person.
That John is on his feet at all is impressive—and probably foolish—considering that only eight months prior, he was five feet eight and a half. Back in September, he paid $75,000 for the agonizing privilege of having his legs surgically lengthened. That entailed having both his femurs broken, and adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, and about the size of a piccolo. The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da: a newer, taller John.
I've had a number of knee surgeries and those were painful. I cannot imagine doing what this guy did. Speaking of mental illness. Apparently Oakville Trafalgar High School of Ontario, Canada is perfectly fine with enabling it.
Be as green as possible and I'll remain a hypocrite.
As I draft The ONT, Twitter hasn't taken down the song "Martha's Vineyard Invasion" song.
When will the USA wake up when it comes to the Kung Flu prick?
(Natural News) The Danish Health Authority has announced that just about every young and middle-aged person in Denmark is now prohibited from getting “vaccinated” for covid. If you are under the age of 50, the Danish government says, then you are not allowed to take the shots. Previously, the Danish government prohibited the drug injections for everyone under the age of 18. (Related: Last fall, Denmark joined Sweden in banning Moderna’s covid injection after it was determined to cause myocarditis in young people.)
I like Warren, I like Bob. If you don't that's fine.
The lesson here, don't fvck around with wild animals unless you are a Genius Award Winner.
A video showed the man picking up stones and trying to hit the monkeys which were running around in Hathras district in northern India’s Uttar Pradesh on Thursday. But while most of the pack ran away, one climbed up a building and launched an attack from above, knocking the man to the ground and tearing his t-shirt.
A desperate woman stormed into a bank in Lebanon armed with a toy gun to retrieve money from her account. According to Reuters, the woman was told she could only withdraw $200 a month in Lebanese pounds from her account due to tight currency restrictions enacted during an economic crisis that started in 2019. The woman said she needed access to all of her money to help pay for her sister's cancer treatments.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (SsKSw)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (8Fqpf)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Too late to turn a new leaf??
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Half Dozen at September 18, 2022 10:06 PM (ntvtk)
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at September 18, 2022 10:07 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:07 PM (xXLyA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
I assume that if a different teacher wore a codpiece making it look as if he had a huge erection, that the Oakville Trafalgar High School would also be fine with that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 10:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:07 PM (xXLyA)
Quantity rather than quality is not a goal to shoot for unless you're a 18 year old and can only afford Busch Light.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Still missed the Beginning..l
Darn.
Good evening MisHum and all you crazies!
Nice ONT as usual....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2022 10:09 PM (Xw6OM)
Bet it lasted as long as his hard on.
But hey, anything we can do in service of you, our leader. Make you look warm and folksy.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 18, 2022 10:09 PM (YSR1Y)
The insane person teaches shop.
Because there is no liability in having an insane person teaching students how to use dangerous power tools.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 18, 2022 10:10 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:10 PM (ayzS/)
prosthetic penis in the dark
So I can, so I can
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
You know the rules...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
yeah, raccoons poop on everything .. but a Dem with an American flag, yes, that is the surprise (but it was kept in a cabinet)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2022 10:10 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 18, 2022 10:11 PM (p/nbH)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 18, 2022 10:11 PM (YSR1Y)
A democrat with an American flag. Shocker.
I'm not saying that this is how he got it, but if you have a relative who was a veteran who died, you get a nice flag. Also a nice grave marker.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
It arrived today, according to my notifications.
Found a streaming site that also has a so-so English fansub.
I can't wait. I watched the first act. Very good. Pretty much a straight copy of the source material but a few very nice, very light embellishments.
And the girls are super cute.
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:11 PM (xXLyA)
Posted by: Archimedes
Judge to Kid - "Son, explain yourself."
Kid - "Dad is also a Browns fan."
Judge - 'I'll allow it."
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (qWpsM)
Their back-and-forth was epic, and even involved poetry. There are few things I miss more in the world than those two arguing baseball.
Posted by: pookysgirl, recovering Dodgers fan at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
I'd like some Busch IYKWIM.
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:13 PM (xXLyA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:13 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2022 10:13 PM (Xw6OM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (qWpsM)
Pinko commie raccoons are shutting on the flag. Probably best to go back to bed.
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:14 PM (xXLyA)
Question on the opening photo: Is the kid holding a fishing rod or a revolver?
Just a kinder, gentler question . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 18, 2022 10:15 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2022 10:15 PM (w2Z7l)
Now his elderly girlfriend, Alla Pugachova, the most venerated Russian female singer of all time, released a statement demanding that she be named a "foreign agent" as well.
Cracks in the edifice...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
>>>
Sounds like Tarjit got good at *rips sunglasses off* Dancin' In The Dark! *scream by The Who*
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2022 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Well, it is September. I guess it's leaf turning time.
ps, thanks for posting my "joke" even though someone took a dislike to it last night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)
If any of the people in there at the time feared for their safety, that's assault with a deadly weapon, a felony.
>>>Neither charge is eligible for bail under the state’s lenient criminal-justice reforms.
It used to be that when someone was ineligible for bail, that meant they couldn't be bailed out. No bail for those who were a flight risk or a danger to the community. Like whack-jobs who pull out an ax in a restaurant.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:13 PM (qWpsM)
It's a bittersweet romantic comedy. Tore my guts out, stomped all over them leaving a blackened paste with little chunks of things in it.
Probably got a little carried away there.
Did I mention cute girls? Cuz boy howdy!
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (xXLyA)
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2022 10:14 PM (xXLyA)
*makes exception to the rule and hands Pooky a shotgun*
Posted by: pookysgirl, paid to say "NO!" at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (XKZwp)
I love this place.
Guess I'll lurk for the evening...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2022 10:13 PM
ONT Lounge LurkCam™... ACTIVATED!
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (bizHb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (sAmhv)
Uh, didn't these women volunteer for this interaction?
And, isn't it OK to identify as any of the 68 genders?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:17 PM (5TdMH)
60 Minutes@60Minutes
President Biden tells 60 Minutes that U.S. men and women would defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion. However, after our interview, a White House official told us that U.S. policy on Taiwan has not changed.
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Broken Brain Biden does not speak for the White House.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 18, 2022 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2022 10:17 PM (Xw6OM)
Super glued brake lines on F-14 landing gear and did not glue my own fingers to anything. So that is a success.
My inner editor and perfectionist is kicking in on the canvas instrument covers. What few color photos that exist of Fast Eagle 102 show the 3 year old plane's covers were very dark, like matching the black glare shields. Everyone else goes reddish brown, dark tan, or a khaki on building their F-14As. Decisions right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:17 PM (qWpsM)
Yep.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse)
Tell me that you're a masochist without telling me you're a masochist.
Posted by: pookysgirl, typing over a cat at September 18, 2022 10:18 PM (XKZwp)
It used to be that when someone was ineligible for bail, that meant they couldn't be bailed out. No bail for those who were a flight risk or a danger to the community. Like whack-jobs who pull out an ax in a restaurant.
I wondered about that, and concluded that the wording was a bit wonky. I think what they're saying is that only the most serious crimes are eligible for bail, so if you don't qualify, you get RoR. Not sure, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:18 PM (jcefn)
Political stunts are a crime? Ruh roh.
Posted by: asshole politicians everywhere at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)
I tried hitting it with my ban hammer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (KTPXo)
Question on the opening photo: Is the kid holding a fishing rod or a revolver?
Just a kinder, gentler question . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 18, 2022 10:15 PM (KTPXo)
My guess a Zebco 202 spincast outfit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Ah, too bad. He could play a good villain. Sharkey's Machine was the first thing I could remember his name from. Old enough to see him in other stuff, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (7bRMQ)
He should be suing Martha's Vineyard, that's where the default of promise is. Martha's Vineyard is the sanctuary city not Florida.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:20 PM (5TdMH)
Now there was one mangaka who really really hated his character or the fans or both.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:20 PM (qWpsM)
There is no law enforcement at all in Lebanon anymore, so why not?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 10:20 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 18, 2022 10:21 PM (ZBVXB)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2022 10:21 PM (Oaem6)
Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2022 10:21 PM (6/K6X)
>>>Describing the sexual contact at a trial at Snaresbrook Crown Court in east London
Probably wouldn't even be charged in the USA. Pretty surprising that charges were brought in London these days. Give it a few years and the same thing will not be prosecuted.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2022 10:22 PM (hVqGz)
That top pic is precious!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 18, 2022 10:21 PM (Oaem6)
The puppy is adorable.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 18, 2022 10:22 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
We need to get word out on this. It is off putting to find out that you have relatives who post photos of their restaurant lunch on Facebook. That Applebees lunch isn't as spectacular as you think.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
That monster was ultra horrifying.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP)
they screw up the language so much I don't know who is who.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:23 PM (5TdMH)
It was made of Folger's Crystals...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:23 PM (qWpsM)
>>>
Sounds like Tarjit got good at *rips sunglasses off* Dancin' In The Dark! *scream by The Who*
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2022 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
I expect real Sikhs are none too happy about a crazed woman posing as a male Sikh. Maybe the kirpans need a workout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:23 PM (jcefn)
It was made of Folger's Crystals...
And lubricated with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:24 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2022 10:25 PM (sAmhv)
they screw up the language so much I don't know who is who.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:23 PM (5TdMH)
Replace the word "trans" or "transgender" with ersatz. As in fake, artificial, imagined, pretend . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
That monster was ultra horrifying.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
"The Galaxy Being" and "The Man with The Glass Hand" were my favorite episodes. But they were all good.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2022 10:26 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Well, it was an insult towards you for posting it as much I guess as it was towards me for not typing it out. But, I'm a tired, old man....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)
The oligarchs are scuttling the ship of state ... open borders, climate change destructive BS that shuts down cheap energy, FBI performing insurrection against a duly elected president for five years, sellouts to enemy China, using Goog and BigTech for censorship and as a full propaganda tool (five years of the Trump Russia false narrative built using intel agencies' assests) ... obvious election fraud and FBI persecuting anyone that speaks out against their criminal acts ...
We are on the edge, but we as a nation have a chance to recognize what murderous thugs they are, but not sure we will rise up.
We are still
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2022 10:27 PM (Cus5s)
Saw this in a movie.
https://is.gd/fHHhzL
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2022 10:28 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2022 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Well, it was an insult towards you for posting it as much I guess as it was towards me for not typing it out. But, I'm a tired, old man....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Oh I know it wasnt directed at me.
I guess we belong to the same club.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)
IIRC, "Fun Fare" was an omnibus book of jokes from Reader's Digest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:30 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: asshole politicians everywhere at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Comrade, the Manifesto says quite clearly that only Conservative political stunts are crimes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SSR at September 18, 2022 10:30 PM (7NmRg)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2022 10:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: wing at September 18, 2022 10:30 PM (PlW9M)
Saw this in a movie.
https://is.gd/fHHhzL
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2022 10:28 PM (hVqGz)
What about having one's asshole tightened? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at September 18, 2022 10:31 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2022 10:31 PM (KFhLj)
My Dad was a Mets /Jets fan.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 10:31 PM (RaIw9)
Kid - "Dad is also a Browns fan."
Judge - 'I'll allow it."
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)
Qualify that as Browns v2.0 please. The original version was acceptable...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 18, 2022 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:32 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 10:31 PM (RaIw9)
No love for us?
Posted by: Brooklyn Nets at September 18, 2022 10:33 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 10:33 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2022 10:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2022 10:35 PM (3hSHB)
Ellison attended Ohio State University in Columbus. He left halfway through his sophomore year after punching a professor who said he had no talent.
Hehe
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2022 10:35 PM (LsEU/)
The popularization and celebration of children being snotty, disrespectful know it alls. There's kids being obnoxious back seat drivers and kids rolling their eyes in tech stores at their parents and lecturing about green energy. It's disgusting. I stopped allowing my kids to watch some PBS childrens shows because the kids were whiny little brats who were smarter than their parents.
Jeebus. I'm an old codger.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 10:36 PM (U2p+3)
News said New Zealand has done a 180 on covid restrictions.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:36 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:36 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 10:36 PM (U2p+3)
We will stay off your lawn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Let a million lawsuits bloom. I can't wait until the discovery process reveals that Facebook knew this already. This could be bigger than the Big Tobacco lawsuits.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2022 10:39 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 18, 2022 10:39 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 10:39 PM (tm+h+)
The insane person teaches shop.
Because there is no liability in having an insane person teaching students how to use dangerous power tools.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Aren't they concerned that he might get those giant, fake boobs caught in a table saw? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Let a million lawsuits bloom. I can't wait until the discovery process reveals that Facebook knew this already. This could be bigger than the Big Tobacco lawsuits.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2022 10:39 PM (BJKQV)
II think the question is what came first , the chicken or the egg?
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 10:40 PM (RaIw9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:36 PM (qWpsM)
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He's an asshole, but he wrote good stories...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2022 10:41 PM (K5n5d)
The popularization and celebration of children being snotty, disrespectful know it alls.
It has been longer than that. Fathers, especially white fathers, are to be mocked and sneered at. Movies really push it. And then we wonder why the little s***s don't respect the rules and laws.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:41 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:42 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2022 10:39 PM (BJKQV)
Since Farcebook is clearly acting on behalf of the government, there will be no successful lawsuits!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
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If they will perform permanent genital mutilation for money, I don't think a doctor would blink at a leg lengthening procedure.
That South Park episode where Kyle's father becomes a dolphin (and Kyle becomes a tall, black person so he can play basketball) was way ahead of its time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (DtSLk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:42 PM
High-fructose corn syrup...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (hrTNN)
... and the floor drains.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Being somewhat of a country boy, I prefer the out of doors. If there is a Prius in the parking lot I will mark my territory .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (tm+h+)
HOW DARE YOU?
Posted by: child activist with fetal alcohol syndro at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:30 PM (jcefn)
Yes, real old jokes from the turn of the last century through the late 40s I think. I had the book decades ago and lost it, but a couple months ago a neighbor wanted me to look through the stuff in her garage before she moved and I found a copy of it. Should read it again.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Well, it's less destructive than hacking off your junk, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:44 PM (ayzS/)
>The Hollywood types have huge heads and small bodies. It's a scary, freakish scene. The camera lies and normal people haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 10:43 PM (tm+h+)
**snort**
Posted by: Iris at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (foa6+)
Perusing financial sites it seems Monty's Doom Posts are becoming fully realized.
Which is bad.
Posted by: BuckIV at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (U2p+3)
Chariots of the gods?!?
This is multi-level intersectional cray, and I'm loving it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Though, after seeing the picture of her, I'm not surprised she thought pretending to be a dude was a safe bet.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)
How are you doing?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (U2p+3)
I'm well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
You know the rules...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I think we can consider that rule more of a suggestion this time.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2022 10:47 PM (M9XmQ)
That hasn't happened for years. Now I must reevaluate the world and my place in it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 10:47 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2022 10:41 PM (K5n5d)
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Sounds like you have next week's Book Thread theme!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
I've lately taken to mixing my vodka in Dole Lemonade...
1. It's sold in a can that's exempt from Newyorkistan's bottle/can deposit, so I can just toss the empties...
2. It's made with real (cane) sugar!
3. It tastes great!
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 10:48 PM (xMl5Y)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2022 10:47 PM (M9XmQ)
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I found it just lying in the middle of the road!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
At least they were adding, versus subtracting. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2022 10:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 18, 2022 10:48 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:50 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2022 10:50 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 10:51 PM (xMl5Y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2022 10:52 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2022 10:50 PM (M9XmQ)
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Sockpuppet data gets massaged. It's a racket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 10:52 PM (Qzn2/)
Erich von Daniken is a time traveling Nazi?
Wut?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:50 PM (qWpsM)
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Plausible!
I didn't know he was still alive.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,
He was occupied otherwise as the wedding planner
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 10:52 PM (tm+h+)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:44 PM (ayzS/)
I wonder if The Rise of the Karens is partly due to women being conditioned by TV shows and ads for over 60 years that all women are intelligent, wise, and always right, and all men are bumbling doofuses who can't make a correct decision or do anything right until a woman straightens them out.
Posted by: Questioning the Paradigm at September 18, 2022 10:53 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 10:53 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:55 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:56 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)
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Somewhere, Red Flag Novelty Factory Nr. 125 is churning out clown boobs by the millions, but the supply chain has broken down and they are gathering dust in a warehouse.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 10:56 PM (xMl5Y)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/)
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That's it exactly. One more way the Left abuses our language. You hear "no bail" and you can't immediately tell if it is someone who can't get bail or if it is someone who isn't even required to post bail.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2022 10:57 PM (hVqGz)
***
Absolutely insane.
To hell with these people.
I want to know who asked them to refrain from using the urinals. I want a name.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,
Well, something funny must have been going on, I'm not on it.
Don't think I posted much this week, Don't remember seeing much of Miklos.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai a
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Bullet blender
Dole pineapple rings
Juice from the can
Ice
Blend _ Enjoy
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:57 PM (5TdMH)
"We need the Jones boys"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 10:57 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 10:58 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
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These events left corporate clients scrambling to come up with alternative branded customer give-aways on very short notice,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/)
Because there is no liability in having an insane person teaching students how to use dangerous power tools.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
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Who is more insane, the freak teacher or the society that allows him to run a classroom?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2022 11:00 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:01 PM (xMl5Y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/)
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"Stress balls"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 11:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 11:02 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:02 PM (tm+h+)
Which is bad.
Posted by: BuckIV at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (CLfqv)
first gradually, then all at once.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 11:02 PM (r46W7)
We acknowledge that our meeting location is on the unceded Indigenous lands of the Kanien’kehá:ka/Mohawk Nation, which is known as a gathering place for many First Nations, and we recognize them as custodians of the lands and waters on which we gather.
What a bunch of dumb fucks.
I hearby fart in the general direction of the Department of political science at the local university.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 11:02 PM (qWpsM)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 18, 2022 11:03 PM (r1z5A)
F*ing lawyer. That's what *BIDEN* promised them for coming to America. Can't hold DeSantis responsible for that being a lie. F* them (the lawyers).
Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2022 11:03 PM (BJd6U)
Sorry I didnt call you back. This week sometime?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 11:04 PM (U2p+3)
Not to be confused with Space Balls
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 11:02 PM (qWpsM)
We've Got the Biggest Balls of them All!
Posted by: AC/DC at September 18, 2022 11:05 PM (r46W7)
Was outside working on the new shed.
Sorry I missed the start.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 18, 2022 11:03 PM (r1z5A)
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Ordinarily latecomers would have to wait for the first intermission to be seated, but get your ass in here, ya big galoot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:06 PM (Qzn2/)
Then add in another 1.5 Million LEGAL immigrants.
Now add it to the 30 million illegals already here... then add in the 30 million LEGAL immigrants over the last 20 years...
Yes, we are a Nation of Immigrants, but not always because us Natives want unlimited immigration that does not assimilate into our culture.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2022 11:06 PM (oHd/0)
Cause these folks are like addicts and ace will pimp you like prostitutes in a brothel on endor.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2022 11:07 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:07 PM (jcefn)
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The GIVE. IT. BACK.
You hypocritical self-absorbed poseurs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AC/DC at September 18, 2022 11:05 PM (r46W7)
Yours may be the biggest, but ours are the greatest!
https://tinyurl.com/3xpxdrky
Posted by: The Great Balls at September 18, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 11:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Iris at September 18, 2022 11:09 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: AC/DC at September 18, 2022 11:05 PM (r46W7)
Yours may be the biggest, but ours are the greatest!
https://tinyurl.com/3xpxdrky
Posted by: The Great Balls at September 18, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Ours are Super!
Posted by: Super Balls at September 18, 2022 11:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: 496 at September 18, 2022 11:09 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:07 PM (jcefn)
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Followed immediately by a hale and hearty urination in the nearest available drinking fountain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:09 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Or, you could whip it out and piss on his shoes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
Which is bad.
Posted by: BuckIV at September 18, 2022 10:45 PM (CLfqv)
first gradually, then all at once.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Wait till they start printing more money to help people pay their energy bills this winter
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:10 PM (tm+h+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2022 11:11 PM (KFhLj)
Though, after seeing the picture of her, I'm not surprised she thought pretending to be a dude was a safe bet.
Posted by: She Hobbit
Lately I've seen a couple of commercials that had characters that you couldn't tell whether they were male or female. They, meaning the media, are really trying to mainstream this stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Ah, too bad. He could play a good villain. Sharkey's Machine was the first thing I could remember his name from. Old enough to see him in other stuff, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 10:19 PM (7bRMQ)
He would have made a good Hannibal Lecter
Posted by: Javems at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (AmoqO)
sale
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (/RLGD)
Aha! The great Canadian leftard sport of spelling words that never had a written form of their own, using a mix of characters guaranteed to make them completely unpronounceable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2022 11:13 PM (qWpsM)
the venusian carbohydrate atmosphere will come in handy in future famines.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 18, 2022 11:13 PM (edU/H)
The GIVE. IT. BACK.
You hypocritical self-absorbed poseurs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Meeting location THEY DON'T OWN. Probably a public library or something.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)
“We don’t have housing for 50 immigrants.”
They get about 170K tourists at peak season. And yet no room for 50 undocumented immigrants. For shame!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:14 PM (ESjRY)
Or, you could whip it out and piss on his shoes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2022 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
Pardon, pardon, pardon!
Posted by: Bernaise at September 18, 2022 11:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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On on Utube, a person on an Exercycle - one angle looked somewhat male the other angle looked somewhat female.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:15 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 11:11 PM
I have lingering doubts about AT&T Lilly...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:15 PM (/RLGD)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (/RLGD)
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Mark my words. We'll all be richer by Friday.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 18, 2022 11:15 PM (Qzn2/)
LOL. The mask Karens are going to go berserk.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)
My money is on "Indian Casino". Funny, ain't it, how a civilization that never developed the wheel, adapted so readily to roulette wheels?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:16 PM (jcefn)
The fights of 10 years ago now have...the GOPe voting for them.
So any far leftwing democrat from that time is now politically where the GOPe is now. And anyone to the right of that, from 10 years ago, should be a "far right MAGA" type.
But sadly it appears very few people have political beliefs that they actually care about...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:14 PM (ESjRY)
I'd wager there are plenty of empty SERVENT quarters on the Island, for 50.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2022 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
At least they aren't spread out all over the highway in West Memphis.
Posted by: Javems at September 18, 2022 11:16 PM (AmoqO)
Shit, they live 75 to a rental house. How hard could it be?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2022 11:17 PM (KFhLj)
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Send her my way - I'll find out and get back to you
Posted by: 496 at September 18, 2022 11:17 PM (U1eOr)
However my hourly rates may apply.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 18, 2022 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:16 PM (jcefn)
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You learn real fast when you hand out management contracts to Caesars World and Harrah's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:17 PM (Qzn2/)
As well as the "experts":
Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD
@PeterHotez
465 Americans lost their lives today from COVID19. Depending on the org crunching numbers, Covid = 2nd 3rd or 4th leading cause of death on a daily basis in USA. It ain’t over. And some of us expect (me for example) yet another major variant this winter. Get your bivalent booster
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
My mega corp employer is still mandating the clot shot to go to corporate events.
But none of the employees go to these events so I'm actually not sure this isn't just cost savings at this point.
Hey guys, just get the clot shot and this steak dinner is on us.
Oh well, I guess they don't want steak dinners!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:18 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 11:18 PM (RaIw9)
Posted by: Archie Leach at September 18, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Please tell me you have a newsletter...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:12 PM (/RLGD)
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Wall Street bought Biden's victory.
They want a return on their investment.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:19 PM (5TdMH)
But sadly it appears very few people have political beliefs that they actually care about...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:16 PM (ESjRY)
To be fair, we only hear from the ones who make the most noise. As far as the noise on twitter - now we know that Twitter is 50% bots that repeat far left talking points endlessly. If it hasn't been pointed out, that means that all the numbers about followers and whatnot is all fake. All someone has to do to get a lot of follows is to create an account and set up 1,000 bots to retweet it constantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 11:19 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at September 18, 2022 11:19 PM (4zxRq)
Someone should ask this Branch Covidian if all immigrants, documented or not, need to be screened at the border for the Wu Flu...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:19 PM (ESjRY)
What a bunch of dumb fucks.
I hearby fart in the general direction of the Department of political science at the local university.
Posted by: Diogenes
If they aren't willing to give the land that their houses are on back to the Indians, then they need to shut the f**k up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Archie Leach
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Right, but she was crazy hot.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:20 PM (5TdMH)
@PeterHotez
465 Americans lost their lives today from COVID19. Depending on the org crunching numbers, Covid = 2nd 3rd or 4th leading cause of death on a daily basis in USA. It ain’t over. And some of us expect (me for example) yet another major variant this winter. Get your bivalent booster
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
Anyone want to bet those are people dying with Covid, and not of Covid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:20 PM (jcefn)
@PeterHotez
465 Americans lost their lives today from COVID19. Depending on the org crunching numbers, Covid = 2nd 3rd or 4th leading cause of death on a daily basis in USA. It ain’t over. And some of us expect (me for example) yet another major variant this winter. Get your bivalent booster
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
Is it mean to hope he drops dead of myocardia someday soon?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2022 11:20 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Some Rat
* stuffs quarter into USB*
Got your first hour covered NR
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (tm+h+)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (5TdMH)
Those aren't the people I really have in mind here. I'm thinking of the "moderate" voter that pulled the lever for Obama because he was "thoughtful" on gay marriage, or any of the other crap that LIVs claimed back then.
I don't believe that someone in 10 years we went from a majority opposed to gay marriage (including incumbent Obama, or so he claimed), to a majority supporting trannies molesting kids which any vote for any Dem is a vote for now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: C.J. at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)
Was that wetter, or letter?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 11:22 PM (7bRMQ)
Officially add "death by clot shot" to the list of ways people can be executed. And just sit back and wait. Oh, and make lots of popcorn.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:23 PM (ESjRY)
If I lived close, I'd pee in your yard all the time too. I feel like you deserve it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2022 11:23 PM (KFhLj)
On that note , I boycotted Smirnoff a while back as all their commercials had either the tranny lady or the over the top gay guy.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 11:23 PM (RaIw9)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (3vQN0)
Given that some decent fraction of the non-white and non-asian employees are "diversity hires", that pretty much guarantees their overall workforce competence will decline.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (jcefn)
Though, after seeing the picture of her, I'm not surprised she thought pretending to be a dude was a safe bet.
Posted by: She Hobbit
Lately I've seen a couple of commercials that had characters that you couldn't tell whether they were male or female. They, meaning the media, are really trying to mainstream this stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Has Pat from SNL been canceled yet? They were mocking, not celebrating, it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (5TdMH)
Well, I ain't the man Archie was, so yeah. She was hot at one time. But she's no Jenny Agutter....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (3vQN0)
It'll be kind of funny to see a high tech company that has nothing but affirmative action employees left on the payroll. Hmmm, somehow I suspect that the layoffs are just starting, and they end up at 100%.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 11:25 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Late congratulations to you two!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2022 11:26 PM (llON8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
>It's the cats, man. They shit everywhere. Fuckers kill all of the rodents so I cut them some slack.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2022 11:26 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Congrats, Miley!!! May your life together be long and joyful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:26 PM (jcefn)
If my friends are to be believed...there simply aren't many black people in the field to hire. There are hispanics - but they are very "white hispanic".
There is racism. The Chinese people don't like blacks, and the Indians don't like anyone that isn't Indian. But...for some reason no one wants to talk about that.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius
Belated congratulations to the both of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 11:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:27 PM (tm+h+)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 18, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (5TdMH)
The tag-team of her and Charles Grodin was the funniest part of the whole movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 11:28 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
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*tosses rice*
*waves warmly*
*lights M80*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:28 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Romeo13
Servant.... (ducks)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 18, 2022 11:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius
Belated congratulations to the both of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 18, 2022 11:27 PM (hOUT3)
^^^Congrats!! So happy for you!
Posted by: Iris at September 18, 2022 11:29 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2022 11:26 PM (ESjRY)
You could write a song about that, maybe a merry little minuet. Oh, wait:
https://youtu.be/JVUh5OaiADc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:29 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:29 PM (X8jo9)
Wait till they start printing more money to help people pay their energy bills this winter
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable
Out:Covid stimulus checks
In:energy stimulus chceks
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2022 11:30 PM (KAi1n)
We must reapply'
Posted by: Some Rat
Definitely. BTW can I have my quarter back?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:30 PM (tm+h+)
That would be worth it just for the ACLU case claiming that it's cruel and unusual.
Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2022 11:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
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May you be fruitful snd do a lot of multiplyin', IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2022 11:31 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2022 11:30 PM (kOpft)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:31 PM (jcefn)
Posted by: 18-1
Reminds me of Blazing Saddles. Frankly, IME, most non-European-American people don't like anyone but their own kind. With EA's, it depends where they're from.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2022 11:32 PM (KAi1n)
Or some people who are Indian. Most of the senior Indian executives in Silicon Valley are Brahmin, and remarkably they don't tend to hire Dalits (untouchables).
Funny how that works out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Artie Earworm at September 18, 2022 11:33 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: polynikes
Heh. Boycotting Smirnoff is not exactly a sacrifice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2022 11:30 PM (kOpft)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:31 PM (jcefn)
I've wondered when people complain the chemicals are hard to get and are cruel and painful - why not just give them a 10x lethal dose of fentanyl? They'll die feeling great and apparently you can get it on any big city street corner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2022 11:34 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable
Sorry, already spent on hookers and blow...
And here is 15 cents back.
Gosh I love living in a depressed America!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 18, 2022 11:34 PM (r1z5A)
Or A Song of Patriotic Prejudice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:35 PM (I2/tG)
In:energy stimulus chceks
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Transitory hyper inflation coming down the pipeline
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:36 PM (tm+h+)
The people had figured him out
but the Dems finessed the steal.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:37 PM (5TdMH)
When we were on break I sat down on the gravel next to her dog to pet it, and my friend asked if I liked sitting on the ground.
I told her this is how you pet a dog.
Pretty dog, she sheds like a husky in hot weather, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2022 11:38 PM (xhaym)
60 Minutes@60Minutes
President Biden tells 60 Minutes that U.S. men and women would defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion. However, after our interview, a White House official told us that U.S. policy on Taiwan has not changed.
-
Broken Brain Biden does not speak for the White House.
Well, he pissed China of enough that they turned on their earthquake machine.
https://bit.ly/3SafUq4
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 18, 2022 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)
And here is 15 cents back.
Gosh I love living in a depressed America!
Posted by: Some Rat
I'm gonna send you the bill for cleaning the chocolate milk I just snorted all over my phone
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:40 PM (tm+h+)
Posted by: Theodore at September 18, 2022 11:40 PM (ou9oG)
Posted by: 18-1
A long time ago I had dinner at the home of a Korean guy who worked at a Japanese company, might have been Sony. Anyway, Japanese look down on Koreans, and the Koreans hate them right back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2022 11:40 PM (+lVUW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2022 11:35 PM (I2/tG)
Aha! Flanders and Swan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:40 PM (jcefn)
Bring back gas chambers, but use nitrogen. Same result, and you don't have to worry about getting something cut with sugar. Which would still kill the prisoner, but diabetes is really slow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 18, 2022 11:42 PM (Bd6X8)
Rest of races (Unlimited Gold) cancelled.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:43 PM (JD761)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:44 PM (JD761)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:44 PM (JD761)
Very sad, however you type it. Condolences to those affected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:45 PM (jcefn)
Well, he pissed China of enough that they turned on their earthquake machine.
https://bit.ly/3SafUq4
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I hear about Puerto Rico's power outage on the news every 30 minutes but no mention of Taiwan so far.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2022 11:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 18, 2022 11:42 PM (Bd6X
Last week, someone here mentioned that Alabama was just about to do that for one of their cons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:46 PM (jcefn)
Rest of races (Unlimited Gold) cancelled.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:43 PM (JD761)
The races are one item on my buck list that will probably not be crossed off. Just running out of time.
Posted by: Javems at September 18, 2022 11:47 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2022 11:47 PM (yGk4T)
Posted by: JROD at September 18, 2022 11:47 PM (0jZnq)
A man in Finland has decided to blow up his 2013 Tesla Model S using 30kg of dynamite after he was faced with a £16,000 repair bill.
Tuomas Katainen said that the first 1,500 miles were 'nice', before being told that he needs to replace a battery cell that would cost at least £16,000.
video https://tinyurl.com/mr3phbk2
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 18, 2022 11:50 PM (p/nbH)
(Shanghai Cooperation Organization Foreign Ministers): India, China, Russia, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan Had a summit meeting in Uzbekistan.
The topic was not getting along with the USA, although Modi told Putin to cool his heels.
One of the topics was a railroad (pipeline) across Afghanistan.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:50 PM (5TdMH)
Hurry up. They are more thrilling than you can imagine. Be sure to pay for the pit pass, and watch the races from there. That is where the people who know what’s going on are.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:51 PM (JD761)
Posted by: 18-1
A long time ago I had dinner at the home of a Korean guy who worked at a Japanese company, might have been Sony. Anyway, Japanese look down on Koreans, and the Koreans hate them right back.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Ny restaurant owning buddy worked for Panda as a regional training manager for years. He was generally the only white person at corporate meetings . They would often converse in Mandarin . He spent about 10 years , as a kid, living with his best friend's family. They were Chinese . He understood enough of what they were saying to get the true picture of what they thought of him. In his opinion, the Chinese are the most racist people on the face of the earth
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 18, 2022 11:53 PM (tm+h+)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:53 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius at September 18, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
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We wish you double well tonight.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:54 PM (5TdMH)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:54 PM (JD761)
Tesla has no warranty?
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 11:54 PM (RaIw9)
Why don't the executioners consult with the dopers?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:53 PM (5TdMH)
Because you know some damned lawyer would demand custody of the body as soon as the heart stopped; shoot it full of Narcan, and do CPR until the perp was breathing again.
I believe such a stunt was tried in the early years of the electric chair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:57 PM (jcefn)
It changed it to Have Some !
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle
[--------------------------------]
Musk can't come out with his phone soon enough.
I think he's got the phone but wants more satellites up before introducing it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 18, 2022 11:59 PM (5TdMH)
Anyone want to bet those are people dying with Covid, and not of Covid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2022 11:20 PM (jcefn)
DOCTOR Hotez developed a Covid vaccine that is used in India.
He makes money off of this pandemic.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2022 11:59 PM (xhaym)
It changed it to Have Some !
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 18, 2022 11:54 PM (JD761)
I watch it on TV. Love the sound of piston driven aircraft. Maybe one day.
Posted by: Javems at September 18, 2022 11:59 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2022 11:54 PM (RaIw9)
---------
Tesla supplies the dynamite for free.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2022 12:01 AM (Qzn2/)
Lemme guess - if you grease their palms with many wampum, they will give you a dispensation, then pat you on the head and walk away, laughing at how easy it is to fleece the palefaces.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 19, 2022 12:01 AM (SRRAx)
You can take possession of the body as soon as the medical examiner declares him dead and signs the death certificate. He'll be here in the morning
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 19, 2022 12:02 AM (tm+h+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2022 11:26 PM (w2Z7l)
In my experience you should build an 8' x 8' sandbox and keep it raked and weeded. Maybe take a spading fork to it once in a while to keep it non-compacted. The cats will use it by preference.
(Keep the grandkids out of it though)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 12:08 AM (5TdMH)
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2022 12:08 AM (P1f+c)
I believe such a stunt was tried in the early years of the electric chair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
While serving a life sentence, Benjamin Schreiber was resuscitated after his heart had stopped, and subsequently pleaded that since he had died, he had served his sentence and should be freed.
Thankfully, Iowa has judges smarter than that.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2022 12:13 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2022 12:19 AM (jcefn)
Posted by: Ciampino - old people at September 19, 2022 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
A man in Finland has decided to blow up his 2013 Tesla Model S using 30kg of dynamite after he was faced with a £16,000 repair bill.
Tuomas Katainen said that the first 1,500 miles were 'nice', before being told that he needs to replace a battery cell that would cost at least £16,000.
video https://tinyurl.com/mr3phbk2
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 18, 2022 11:50 PM (p/nbH)
That was awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 12:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 19, 2022 12:26 AM (J00IM)
not gonna happen..
exit stage left.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 19, 2022 12:26 AM (J00IM)
Not even the story about the clever daughter of the dairy family who decided on hearing that the prime watering holes for the stock were drying up to bat her eyes at the widowed farmer down the hollow to charm him into letting them have access for the family herd to his well?
That would be a well worth wile.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 12:33 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 19, 2022 12:36 AM (q7YwT)
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 12:43 AM (kMPrp)
----
It was a NAZI raccoon.
(Yes, those are a real thing. Look it up on the 'net... ;-)
Posted by: the last to post at September 19, 2022 01:00 AM (nqAhF)
Posted by: SMH
Oh, you naughty girl....lol
Posted by: Some Rat at September 19, 2022 01:00 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 12:43 AM (kMPrp)
Shit, you trying to get them divorced? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 01:07 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: CA Token at September 19, 2022 01:07 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 19, 2022 01:16 AM (p3lya)
He's actually scheduled to spend the day with the Pantomime Dames, the funeral's sold out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 01:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 01:25 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 01:29 AM (kMPrp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 01:25 AM (e6UQI)
Not Paul McCartney? We used to call him the old women of england.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 18, 2022 11:21 PM (3vQN0)
It's always sweet when a company announces the reason for employees' illegal termination lawsuits. I get the feeling their headcount cut is ultimately going to be a wee bit more than 11%.
Posted by: RickZ at September 19, 2022 01:34 AM (emlEe)
It's not a one-way street.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 19, 2022 01:39 AM (SRRAx)
Who keeps his face in a jar by the door.
Prudence would've said it should've been half filled with formaldehyde. Sir Paul would opt for the vegetarian option of scalded spoiled pickle vinegar, to enhance the pucker-faced Karen visage he so assiduously advances.
I'd so chow down on a sirloin in front of him. No. I'd SLAUGHTER THE BEEF, right in front of him, and then come back the next day to cook the steaks in his dressing room, and then eat it on stage as his opening act. Meanwhile, he can eat bean tofu, and call it "Band With The Runs"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 01:41 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 12:20 AM (VwHCD)
First thing I thought of when I saw the video was 'Who's cleaning up the debris?' Litter is litter and I hate people who litter.
Posted by: RickZ at September 19, 2022 01:44 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess -now Mrs. Publius
You're welcome !
Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 01:48 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2022 01:52 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 01:54 AM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: RickZ at September 19, 2022 01:44 AM (emlEe)
yeah, but that was some pretty righteous litter. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 01:55 AM (VwHCD)
ACE? I wonder if your site survives through the end of October.
The TECH-Holes are not on our side and in fact...have gone all in with the dark side.
Keep you powder dry Horde...Keep your powder dry.
Nightwatch out...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 19, 2022 01:57 AM (J00IM)
Fine. So one of my shots falls off into the "9" ring. Whahh whahh whahh.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 01:58 AM (e6UQI)
I am seeing them in the grocery stores I shop at that are in the 3rd and 4th ring suburbs outside the 494/694 loop.
The Minneapolis Lowry Neighborhood that is spending almost a quarter million hiring extra Minneapolis Cops? The majority of the lily white liberal AWFL Karen assholes in Lowry voted to DEFUND the Police. The defund the police city charter amendment failed because the working class voters voted against it, including those Racist Black and Brown Voters.
Posted by: rd at September 19, 2022 02:06 AM (Z32m1)
All, thank you. Publius here. I've got a piece of gold on the finger of my left hand now that Her Grace commands shall never be removed.
While the wife of a Duke becomes a Duchess, it doesn't go the other way. Anyway, it's been a hectic past few days and I'm going to crash. The hitching went off without a hitch, and now we're all winding down.
Again, to all, thanks for the congrats. I'm in an Auld Lang Syne state of my mind right, so all raise your glasses to the days of Auld Land Syne.
When a new chapter has begun, stop and honor, and toast the days long since which have brought you here
Posted by: publius, Not Really a Duke at September 19, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
CHEERS!
*drinks, hurls glass into fireplace*
*realizes he doesn't have a fireplace*
*hurries to clean up mess of broken glass*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI)
CHEERS!
*drinks, hurls glass into fireplace*
*realizes he doesn't have a fireplace*
*hurries to clean up mess of broken glass*
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI)
I have a fireplace, but since I ripped the kitchen out it's been gulaged with all the shit piled in front of it. Pretty sure I had glasses too at one time, they're also gulaged. I guess I can toss a plastic cup into the barbecue..wait that was brought to the dump. Maybe just a good drink and a loud burp?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 02:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Kendora at September 19, 2022 02:21 AM (TGRue)
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 02:24 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: publius, Not Really a Duke at September 19, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Congrats Publius - from the "other Publius" and best to the Duchess. May you have many years of wedded bliss (is bliss still a thing these days?). Will raise a glass of bourbon here in Hong Kong this eve.
Pax ex.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 19, 2022 02:28 AM (nxZFA)
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Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2022 02:58 AM (a4EWo)
The man is a brain-dead clown.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:01 AM (w2Z7l)
Lotta redundancy there. AWFL incorporates the rest of it.
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