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Welcome to Friday! Y'know, I set a tiny trap in last night's ONT, I was kind of disappointed that none of y'all tripped it. Oh well. In other news, here's your word of the day:
Wholesome content: cute
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Friday challenge
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History minute Just in case you're curious, this is a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved.
Europe is so advanced compared to the US
Steampunk
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
Here's a couple of old shorts that I really like
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
The bear necessities, the simple bear necessities
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He must have seen Fauci coming
War between the sexes
How I react when people don't like Friday meme content
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World's worst ramen recipe It's long, so I'm linking it, not posting it. Read it and weep
He saw his chance and he took it
Fido Friday: Now I want to see him do this at the Saddledome
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Truth in advertising
Nailed it
In the news:
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Wisdom
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by teenage rebellion:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 09:59 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2022 09:59 PM (ArFZY)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2022 09:59 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 09:59 PM (PNb1b)
Posted by: wing at September 16, 2022 10:00 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 10:00 PM (pTMvO)
Posted by: Ciampino --- Ah but at September 16, 2022 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 10:00 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)
Biden will go down in history as the guy who made the trains run on our dime.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 10:03 PM (9pcIx)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
Nice to be here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 16, 2022 10:05 PM (Xw6OM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0iOkMNZqQ
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2022 10:05 PM (dTFZY)
Nice to be here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 16, 2022 10:05 PM (Xw6OM)
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Where is here?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: WeirdDave
Pretty sure I rented them out when I worked at the Tux Shoppe - early 70's.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
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Using the force can change a person.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Martha of Martha's Vineyard at September 16, 2022 10:08 PM (LaNzR)
Oopsie!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2022 10:10 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
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Using the force can change a person.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)
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I'm currently reading a Star Wars: Legends novel (old expanded universe pre-Disney) and this is literally a plot point in the series. Luke draws upon the Force without regard to "Light" or "Dark" and he starts to age like Palpatine...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)
https://tinyurl.com/ymephdek
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM (J+GeS)
Posted by: The Martha's Vineyard Community Association at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
James Lindsay is killing it now.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Were there candles and a pentagram?
Cuz it might not have been a wedding.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)
Then whose wedding did I crash that night?!?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ
Looosie, yoos got some splainin to doo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 16, 2022 10:14 PM (aT6Mf)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 10:14 PM (9pcIx)
An interesting phrase.
Posted by: Grimmy at September 16, 2022 10:15 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
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Using the force can change a person.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)
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Nah, it's the hairy yak milk...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2022 10:15 PM (uPgE/)
Cuz it might not have been a wedding.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)
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You mean The Summoning is not part of a Lutheran wedding ceremony?
Man, I was really baked. Wonder where I was?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 16, 2022 10:16 PM (duT0u)
Cuz it might not have been a wedding.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM
Might have been the Marine and the demon girlfriend from the "If veterans were in horror movies" videos. You never know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:16 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM
Wait a minute.
(rummages in closet)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 10:15 PM
JackStraw's place?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:17 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 16, 2022 10:17 PM (Xw6OM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 10:17 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 10:17 PM (Idr1T)
Posted by: sassy at September 16, 2022 10:18 PM (xSICi)
Women’s Rights Are Human Rights, No Human Is Illegal, Science Is Real, Love Is Love, Kindness Is Everything*
*Limited time offer, some restrictions apply, see HOA for details.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2022 10:18 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/)
Jesus Christ, could you imagine what this place would be like if it unionized? Dear sweet fucking Allah that shit would be a me...
Oh! Miley and Publius are getting unionized!
Congrats, you two! I hope you two have many blissful years together. May your union dues be low and your benefits be plentiful.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2022 10:19 PM (EuNr6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 10:20 PM (J+GeS)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 16, 2022 10:20 PM (Xw6OM)
I wondered about that too. I thought perhaps I was mistranslating it.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (ayzS/)
May God grant you many years!
And may your first child, be a masculine child.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Canadian money maybe?
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (EuNr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (Sy60y)
Bophades?
Bophades nuts!
But nobody asked who Bophades was.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi)
Wonder how many of them hobo camps exist on strip mall roofs across this once great nation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 10:22 PM (w2Z7l)
And of course the greatest of them all, Testicles.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:23 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:23 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 16, 2022 10:23 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 10:17 PM (Idr1T)
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Oof. Missed it by this much.
Posted by: Mark Hamill, Asshole at September 16, 2022 10:23 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:23 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
So folks can have any request honored? Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2022 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
An interesting phrase.
Posted by: Grimmy at September 16, 2022 10:15 PM (NCgXW)
That suitcase full of sausage looks yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 10:25 PM (Sy60y)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 10:20 PM (J+GeS)
You have Michelle Fields's arm?
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2022 10:25 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:26 PM (Wp1+g)
I never got my dad's dislike of June, until I realized Johnny Cash's music fundamentally changed because of her. My dad liked the earlier JC, the rebellious one, and June tamed Johhny. Kind of like how domestic life tamed my dad.
He also hated Marie Osmond....but I kind of share that hatred with him.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 10:27 PM (CCf67)
Well, shit, does that mean we have to wear pants tonight?
In any case good fortune and may God's blessing be upon you two.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 10:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2022 10:24 PM
As long as it's not that one about Kate Upton, the giant squid, and a vat of Jello, probably.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:27 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2022 10:28 PM (ftFVW)
Bophades nuts!
But nobody asked who Bophades was.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi)
Heh! I saw that, and figured that Bophades was some classical hero I'd never heard of. And was going to make a "Bophades Nuts" crack, but forgot about it.
L'esprit d'escalier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 10:28 PM (Sy60y)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
That explains the lack of invite.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2022 10:28 PM
I'm in...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (Wp1+g)
L'esprit d'escalier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 10:28 PM
So you're a Bophades nutcracker?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (6/K6X)
Posted by: Thumann's Meats at September 16, 2022 10:30 PM (PIlQh)
Then I'd have a bunch of vinyl peel n' stick done, with the signs "just as they are", but En Espanol.
Get a Horde of Morons to ride the ferry over to The Vineyard (as the locals self-style it), and work those En Espanol signs *everywhere*. Before and after photos. Even more, post a hidden GoPro or similar camera aimed at the sign, to get video of the "festivities" as they're discovered. With audio, of course. You'd get more concentrated Anti-Hispanic prejudiced cussage in one compilation video than an entire season of Brown Lives Matter.
Out of my reach to do from here, but it's a fun thought!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 10:31 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2022 10:31 PM (C9sSH)
>Testicles thought he was the next generation's Socrates, but he came off as bipolar and unstable.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 10:32 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2022 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
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Godfather, I'd like all of David French's teeth to be broken with a hammer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:32 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 16, 2022 10:32 PM (Xrfse)
But nobody asked who Bophades was.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi
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The God of Are You Ready For Some Football?
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 10:33 PM (a+Mte)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:32 PM
That is not justice. He would still be alive.
Posted by: Don Corleone at September 16, 2022 10:33 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2022 10:33 PM (C9sSH)
Huzzah!!
May your path be smooth, and may you entwine together to form a one-soul marriage from two good people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 16, 2022 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 16, 2022 10:32 PM (Xrfse)
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You're not fooling anyone. All that sausage would disappear in five minutes, never to be found again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson's buttons at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (sn5EN)
All is lost my friends.
Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson's belt at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (v0R5T)
"Captain! The buttons! They canna take it anymore!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: reposted for laffs at September 16, 2022 10:34 PM (5PBdA)
Testicles was a pimp... He could have never outfought Clitorides!
Posted by: Zettai
Outfought her? He couldn't even find her!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 10:34 PM (l7M8j)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 10:34 PM (Ed8Zd)
https://tinyurl.com/ymephdek
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM (J+GeS)
The DOJ doesn't expect to win on the merits; they're hoping they get a left wing panel that will give them a purely political "win".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai
Outfought her? He couldn't even find her!
Last anyone saw her, she was in a little boat.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 10:34 PM
20 bucks...same as in town.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (3cGpq)
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There used to be these guys that would carve out hiding places in Walmart or Sam's. Usually it was in the toilet paper section/ I recall one being rather elaborate, and spanning a couple of shelves.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi
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The God of Are You Ready For Some Football?
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 10:33 PM (a+Mte)
I did wonder if it was going to be someone like Bocephus, but didn't ask.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/
I'd be tempted to take a drink. Yeah, yeah, giardia. I drank from mountain streams and springs growing up. Once I used those horrid water purification tables but that was lake water.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2022 10:37 PM (3p4cr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2022 10:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
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What with the price if a Uzi these days, it's a good second choice option.
Posted by: OC and Stiggs at September 16, 2022 10:37 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
"The process is the punishment." Some wag smarter than me.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bofades at September 16, 2022 10:38 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Thumann's Meats at September 16, 2022 10:30 PM (PIlQh)
And also the saltiest.
Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2022 10:38 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 16, 2022 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 10:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 10:39 PM (9pcIx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:40 PM (r46W7)
I draw kittehs and trees with charcoal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Thumann's Meats at September 16, 2022 10:41 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 16, 2022 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0iOkMNZqQ
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2022 10:05 PM (dTFZY)
Well... seeing as how they outlawed Gas Cars, and now diesel trucks, and we don't have enough electricity???
I might invest in this guy... future of California transportation!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 10:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mike Stoklasa at September 16, 2022 10:42 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
If only we lived in the correct timeline, the one where the movies after the original trilogy had been Timothy Zahn's books. Star Wars is still respected in that timeline.
Sadly we live in the fake, gay, and an op timeline instead.
Posted by: Bofades at September 16, 2022 10:42 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 10:42 PM (6/K6X)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi
That's going to be some version of Deez Nuts, isn't it?
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 10:42 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:18 PM (ayzS/
I'd be tempted to take a drink. Yeah, yeah, giardia. I drank from mountain streams and springs growing up. Once I used those horrid water purification tables but that was lake water.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2022 10:37 PM (3p4cr)
Water leaking upwards, from Pellucidar!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 10:43 PM (oHd/0)
I draw kittehs and trees with charcoal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Is that where you can see James Mason's house?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:43 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 10:43 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Puppies and charcoal for me. Yum!
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 16, 2022 10:44 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:44 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:45 PM (Wp1+g)
Some of Syd Bratwurst's most inspired work.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2022 10:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 16, 2022 10:45 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 10:45 PM (JbBm7)
Nice guy, life does not always go as it should. He has to carry some device/monitor now for his heart, or whatever. Life is full of choices.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 10:46 PM (Cus5s)
Sadly we live in the fake, gay, and an op timeline instead.
Posted by: Bofades at September 16, 2022 10:42 PM (M9XmQ)
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As far as I'm concerned, Star Wars continued through the Legends timeline (pre-Disney canon) and ends with Star Wars: Crucible, which is basically the last real story with our original heroes Luke, Han, and Leia.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 10:46 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 10:46 PM (9pcIx)
tinyurl.com/2p93n796
(Thanks, Wombat-socho!)
Posted by: pookysgirl, knitting a dicebag at September 16, 2022 10:46 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 16, 2022 10:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi
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Hmm. Maybe I'll stick around.
Posted by: Barnacles at September 16, 2022 10:47 PM (Qzn2/)
That would be so cool. Dinosaurs and winged villains. And fur bikinis on hot women.
Too bad ERB did not really understand planetary structure and density. Or flight ratios of laden swallows. Or women.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 16, 2022 10:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Denzel Washington at September 16, 2022 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)
"Your impertinence is tiresome. We must resort to other measures."
"You cannot break me."
"You will give us the names of your associates, or we will remove your pants."
"My crotch is a suitcase of sausages."
(.....!?.....)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 10:48 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Barnacles at September 16, 2022 10:47 PM (Qzn2/)
If you want to know where you are, or where you are going, ask us.
Posted by: Binnacles at September 16, 2022 10:49 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 10:49 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 10:50 PM (Q/6pY)
I understand they're getting married by a Judge? Amazing, I would've thought that one or the other of 'em would've held out for a Jury.
/i keeeeed, I Keeeed!
Great Blessings for Great Joy, you two!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 10:50 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)
I'd like now to offer words of encouragement, and support that only Sam Kinison ever could. There's a toast, too....that I'm advised not to offer on advice of counsel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WipFqwSjSMM&t=258s
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 10:50 PM (CCf67)
"Got a sausage rocket, in my pocket .. stay cool boys"
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 10:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 16, 2022 10:51 PM (u82oZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0iOkMNZqQ
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2022 10:05 PM (dTFZY)
Well... seeing as how they outlawed Gas Cars, and now diesel trucks, and we don't have enough electricity???
I might invest in this guy... future of California transportation!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 10:41 PM (oHd/0)
I don't like the thought of pressurized steam that close to the boys.
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 10:51 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:51 PM (asZuX)
https://tinyurl.com/ymephdek
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 10:11 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "DROPPED THEIR APPEAL" ACTUALLY MEANS "ENDED THEIR APPEAL."
THE DOJ "FILED THEIR APPEAL"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2022 10:51 PM (xttsV)
UNTIL BRANDON SCREWED THE POOCH
EFFIN PUSSY and the absolute WORST CIC in recent history next to Obama and Carter.
word
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2022 10:52 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 16, 2022 10:52 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:52 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 10:50 PM
Und Azteken überall zittern...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:52 PM (Wp1+g)
Oh! Miley and Publius are getting unionized!
Congrats, you two! I hope you two have many blissful years together. May your union dues be low and your benefits be plentiful.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2022 10:19 PM (EuNr6)
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Unionized eh, well keep you charges neutral in future as well.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm positive about this at September 16, 2022 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at September 16, 2022 10:29 PM (7EjX1)
Same here. I love it when a Horde match is made. A little bell rings, and Chuy gets his wings.
Posted by: Aston Martins at September 16, 2022 10:53 PM (Rss6M)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2022 10:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:53 PM (asZuX)
https://is.gd/a4bkx1
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 10:54 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2022 10:54 PM (3Or4S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPw9OBC28dA
Lesser known J. P. Richardson song. (May he RIP.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 10:55 PM (l7M8j)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 16, 2022 10:56 PM (M9XmQ)
Sort of like everyone marveling at Fred's dancing, without noticing that Ginger was doing the same thing, only backwards.
Posted by: Aston Martins at September 16, 2022 10:56 PM (Rss6M)
Early Congratulations on Publis' & Miley's wedding tomorrow!
I understand they're getting married by a Judge?
Special Master
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2022 10:57 PM (UewuT)
Happy, happy day to you both!
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 16, 2022 10:57 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2022 10:57 PM (Rss6M)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2022 10:54 PM (3Or4S)
Better than Pete Buttgiggly, I reckon.
Maybe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Uh...no.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
It would be cool if it was coal powered. Without coal, it isn't really "Steam punk" from the classical period. More like late revival.
And a tender.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 10:57 PM (l7M8j)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 16, 2022 10:58 PM (Rbu5d)
I've purchased 4-5 footlongs. I've had throat cancer, so a) I can't taste food, b) as a result, I have little appetite, and c) I have mild trismus, which means I can't chew much (at all).
BUT...
Half off Subway footlongs for the rest of the month.
(Slays an Aztec)You would have, too. I mean the footlong deal. Or the Aztec, whatever.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 10:58 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 10:22 PM (w2Z7l)
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It is only exceeded by the suitcase nuke.
Posted by: Ciampino - some ex-Russian Federation guy at September 16, 2022 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 16, 2022 10:59 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2022 10:59 PM (UewuT)
ouch
can we give a shot out to the illegal alien's that ACTUALLY got to spend some time in MARTHA'S VINEYARD???
Did they at least get swag baskets on their way out of town?
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2022 10:59 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 10:52 PM (Wp1+g)
Stimmt genau.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:00 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 10:21 PM (P/0mi
That's going to be some version of Deez Nuts, isn't it?
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 10:42 PM (kOpft)
More like Deuz Nvts.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2022 11:00 PM (Rss6M)
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 11:01 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2022 11:01 PM (Rss6M)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2022 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2022 11:03 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
I always wondered... Just how big a number is umpteen anyway?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:51 PM (asZuX)
Not bad, brother. What's up in Massachusetts? I've always thought there was a paradox: Mass. is an anti-gun state, but the state's shape looks like a westward-pointing pepperbox pistol...
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Binnacles at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Thanks. I've gotten better than I deserved.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:06 PM (Q/6pY)
May your years be blessed.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 11:07 PM (anj39)
BUT...
Half off Subway footlongs for the rest of the month.
(Slays an Aztec)You would have, too. I mean the footlong deal. Or the Aztec, whatever.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 10:58 PM
(Q/6pY)
Sugar drinks, mashed potatoes and ice cream for the win.
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 11:08 PM (AmoqO)
Males nowadays are checking out and very few of the younger generation of males are active within of the sexual marketplace. Majority of females nowadays are having sex with a smaller pool of males. With online porn, as a male, there is no need to engage with women and put yourself at risk in any way, shape or form. This is not healthy for society.
The meme is BS, the majority of women are full throttle in the sexual marketplace. It's males that aren't. The insinuation that females are being chaste nowadays is utter BS.
Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2022 11:08 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:08 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 11:08 PM (q7YwT)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:06 PM (Q/6pY)
If you have no taste, you should send a resume to Disney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:09 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Binnacles at September 16, 2022 11:04 PM (JbBm7)
AOP, you have an unexpected guest at your place?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:06 PM (Q/6pY)
Deserves got nothin' to do with it...
Posted by: William Munny at September 16, 2022 11:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:10 PM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 11:10 PM (llON
No, just me. Oink.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:11 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 11:11 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2022 10:59 PM (UewuT)
Indeed
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 16, 2022 11:11 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:09 PM (JbBm7)
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It's not enough to get hired. They want people with no writing ability too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 11:12 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2022 11:12 PM (L5CMQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
Trafalger released a poll today that confirms polling I looked at last week. Oz is now tied with Fetterman and the trend is in his direction.
Oz does very well with women in the Collar counties. No joke, when women meet him in person, they swoon. He is very attractive to women in person without being smarmy.
How much cheating Philly can do is always the question, but right now Oz is polling 6 points ahead of where Toomey was at this point in the race.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2022 11:13 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 11:12 PM (Qzn2/)
Butt yew can fake that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:14 PM (JbBm7)
Males nowadays are checking out and very few of the younger generation of males are active within of the sexual marketplace. Majority of females nowadays are having sex with a smaller pool of males. With online porn, as a male, there is no need to engage with women and put yourself at risk in any way, shape or form. This is not healthy for society.
Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2022 11:08 PM (0jZnq)
I won't lie, I'm part of that club. Why would I get mixed up in an obviously rigged game for questionable benefits? Also worth noting that one of the traditional places that responsible adults found each other--one or the other's workplace--has been taken off the table by the bureaucracy so it's pretty much just church (only applies to the dwindling number of religious youngsters), bars (lol), and internet dating (lololololol).
I do like the meme though.
Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2022 11:14 PM (UewuT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5pM1HXxlI
White lightning by George Jones.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 11:15 PM (l7M8j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:14 PM (JbBm7)
You got that right.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 11:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2022 11:15 PM (5p7BC)
...feed ZOD the Subway sandwich. Chewed. Into his mouth. Like a robin feeds her young.
But not worms. Spicy Italian, provolone, double meat, wheat, oil, banana peppers, tomatoes, onion, you know, The Way.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:15 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 11:10 PM (llON
No, just me. Oink.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:11 PM (JbBm7)
I was teasing about the sock you still had on.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 11:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:16 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:17 PM (IC0n9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEl7WjfbnSA
Jimmy Reeves - He'll Have to Go. (Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone...)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 11:17 PM (l7M8j)
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I nailed it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (Kawbo)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:09 PM (JbBm7)
I own Disney. Resume your toil.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (Q/6pY)
I hate this game.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (m0zqP)
I hate this game.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (m0zqP)
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY
Posted by: WOPR at September 16, 2022 11:20 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (Q/6pY)
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I nailed it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (Kawbo)
Her, him or both? NTTAWWT. Well, maybe.
Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (emlEe)
I hate this game.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM (m0zqP)
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Wait until you get to the hit sequel of that game called Pee On The New Hardwood floors, which comes with a special Pee On The Foyer expansion pack.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Zettai
>She is spectacular, you dirty old man.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 11:18 PM
1/2 -- I was expecting the female to look a bit like a ragged Cathie Wood...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (Wp1+g)
***
I thought so too!
Congratulations and best wishes, Miley & Publius!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (p/nbH)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (IC0n9)
Then we both broke out in hysterical laughter.
Coming up on 25 years married and we still get each other.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 16, 2022 11:21 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2022 11:22 PM (p/nbH)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:22 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:24 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2022 11:24 PM (p/nbH)
I was teasing about the sock you still had on.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
You're on the binnacle list!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 11:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)
https://youtu.be/ieW-VsXt9qs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:24 PM (JbBm7)
What was his biggest hit?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:28 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 11:29 PM (9pcIx)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
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Hard to virtually strand someone in Mexico.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 11:29 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Chantilly Lace. No bout adoubt it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:29 PM (JbBm7)
It's all downhill from day one. Into the fiery abyss.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:30 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:31 PM (IC0n9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 11:31 PM (KFhLj)
Prior to 2015, though, the scrupulously conscientious Vietnamese considered cat meat no we not eat cat is too cruel long time.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:31 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 11:29 PM (OaZlZ)
Now what am I going to do?
Posted by: Snipe at September 16, 2022 11:32 PM (7bRMQ)
I do like the meme though.
Posted by: CppThis
This guy gets it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2022 11:32 PM (MGB5H)
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Colorado mountains, beautiful water rushing down, took a swallow it was foul. Ended that spring water fantasy quick.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 11:32 PM (PNb1b)
Hard to virtually strand someone in Mexico.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 11:29 PM (OaZlZ)
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What happens in a burning 55 gallon drum full of chopped up body parts, stays in a burning 55 gallon drum full of chopped up body parts.
Am I too cynical about our cartelocracy friends to the south? I submit to you that I am not.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 11:33 PM (RG7Wy)
Shakespeare is better in the original Klingon.
Fgna'ah f'all'gah!
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:33 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:33 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2022 11:33 PM (Emce2)
https://youtu.be/ieW-VsXt9qs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:24 PM (JbBm7)
What was his biggest hit?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I think this got some play on Dr. Demento for a while. Not positive.
Either Chantilly Lace, or Hello Baby. Both were his biggests, but I think all his fame came after he died.
(BTW, he died in the crash with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 11:34 PM (l7M8j)
Posted by: CppThis
This guy gets it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2022 11:32 PM (MGB5H)
In 50 years, this country will be occupied by the descendants of extremely religious people and mexicans. nobody else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 11:35 PM (r46W7)
My issue with the meme is it is pure fantasy and not even close to what is happening today especially amongst the younger generations.
Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2022 11:37 PM (0jZnq)
PPE was really big for a long time due to Dr. Demento, but not sure it was ever a hit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 11:37 PM (l7M8j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 11:35 PM (r46W7)
The aliens will shake their head-stalks in wonder.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:37 PM (Q/6pY)
Oh crap.
Congrats and God's blessings on the newlyweds!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 16, 2022 11:38 PM (bUGMk)
Good night folks. Happy to hear of the happy times some share. And for the rest of us, the cat has claws.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 11:39 PM (m0zqP)
PLEASE JOIN ME IN WISHING THEM LONG LIFE AND EVERY HAPPINESS!
_________
*Emil Sitka voice*
"Hold hands, you lovebirds!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 11:39 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 11:37 PM (l7M8j)
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But the "relief" at the end was he only ate people of color. So racist.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 11:40 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 11:41 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:42 PM (Q/6pY)
PPE was really big for a long time due to Dr. Demento, but not sure it was ever a hit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
"The Purple People Eater" is a novelty song written and performed by Sheb Wooley, which reached No. 1 in the Billboard pop charts in 1958 from June 9 to July 14, No. 1 in Canada, reached No. 12 overall in the UK Singles Chart, and topped the Australian chart.
wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purple_People_Eater
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Young women--nude young women--kneeling, blonde, fawning nude young women--kneeling, blonde, fawning, doe-eyed, nude young women with cute painted toenails and laughter like clinking champagne flutes and eyes that catch the candlelight like stars--
Someone's been taking night courses at the Machines for Sale writing school ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 11:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 11:42 PM (J+GeS)
Posted by: Thumann's Meats at September 16, 2022 11:43 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 11:37 PM (l7M8j)
My lawn, get off it! Purple People Eater was a big hit long before Dr. Demento ever was a thing. I was there; heard it on the radio. Was it ever Number One? Haven't a clue. But it got a lot of airplay. Along with "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:44 PM (JbBm7)
Why would someone take perfectly fine raman noodles (okay, raman noodles, but still) and use them to make something that looks like what our dogs crapped after they got into and consumed things that they ought not have?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 11:45 PM (pNxlR)
wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purple_People_Eater
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
I thought that was Ben Colder.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 11:45 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 16, 2022 11:46 PM (wjm4F)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:46 PM (Q/6pY)
"The Purple People Eater" is a novelty song written and performed by Sheb Wooley,
He was Cletus, the Hickory School's principal, in "Hoosiers"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 11:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:49 PM (Q/6pY)
non sibi, sed patriae.
non loqui sed facere
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 16, 2022 11:46 PM
I saw this chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere once...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 11:50 PM (Wp1+g)
*ponders*
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:51 PM (IC0n9)
Wooley's big break professionally came when he was cast as the drover Pete Nolan on Rawhide (1959–1966). Wooley also wrote and directed some of the episodes.
Sheb Wooley is also credited as the voice actor for the Wilhelm scream, having appeared on a memo as a voice extra for Distant Drums in which he had an acting role. This was later confirmed by his widow Linda Dotson. The stock recording of the distinctive scream has been used by sound-effects teams in over 200 films.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 11:52 PM (7bRMQ)
*ponders*
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:51 PM
It's the former...
This is known!
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 11:52 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 11:53 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 11:53 PM (J+GeS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:54 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:44 PM
I hate that song.
Posted by: Otto Ludwig Piffl at September 16, 2022 11:55 PM (xttsV)
He says it's the former, but not gonna lie, I don't like myself some days.
And this may be shocking, but I have a temper.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:55 PM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Otto Ludwig Piffl at September 16, 2022 11:55 PM (xttsV)
You just have to wait for the fall sales, when they are half off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:56 PM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___
My mom actually had one.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:57 PM (IC0n9)
And this may be shocking, but I have a temper.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:55 PM
You, and 7 1/2 billion other people...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 11:58 PM (Wp1+g)
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 11:58 PM (6/K6X)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My grandfather could do things like that. What did is true craftsmanship. I honor that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 11:59 PM (J+GeS)
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 11:59 PM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 11:59 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 11:54 PM (JbBm7)
Used to make furniture, I get it. (Tips cap) A singular satisfaction, congrats.
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:59 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2022 12:01 AM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2022 12:01 AM (6/K6X)
Well, after grilled lamb chops, saffron risotto a Greek salad and a lovely Spanish Gran I am entirely twofold to move...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 17, 2022 12:01 AM (7DYli)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 11:59 PM (J+GeS)
When you get right down to it, all I am doing is making a large, thick, oddly shaped washer. But it is nice to make a neat job of it, because it will be visible from both sides.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:02 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2022 12:02 AM (RCUN8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:03 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
And the end of all sex...
Posted by: Ped Xing at September 17, 2022 12:05 AM (7DYli)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:05 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:06 AM (IC0n9)
Songs written (13) or adapted / covered (29) by Sheb Wooley are here
https://secondhandsongs.com/artist/58/works
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2022 12:07 AM (pNxlR)
Doing any horsepower tricks engine wise, to power-up the greater mass? Bosch 009 distributer, Bag o' Snakes exhaust, thinner cylinder base gasket for slightly greater compression, stuff like that? Oh, and the classic "degreed" 6" vs 8" pulley wheel at the crank.
I think the VW air cooled Beetle motor is about the most fun engine to work on. It ought to be a required semester in High School, it can teach so much about how things WORK.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:07 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:08 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:10 AM (wjm4F)
And the end of all sex...
Posted by: Ped Xing
41 +:years with the same wonderful woman and it's still delicious and frequent. Don't believe everything they tell you
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:12 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:13 AM (Q/6pY)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:07 AM (e6UQI)
I am guessing less than ten pounds. This is thin-wall tubing.
I am building this buggy strictly old-school; the way i would have done it (and did) back when I was a poor 20 year old student. It's getting a 40 HP 1200 cc 1961 Beetle engine, which I happen to have one, and it runs nice. Not being entirely oblivious to the passage of time, I elected to use a 1970 transaxle, which will also bolt up to a 1600 dual-port engine, which all the cool kids use now.
And I will probably use the stock VW muffler, which actually flows better than the "dual cannons" favored by the buggy crowd.
I had thought about running the original six volt electrics, too, but i am wavering on that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:16 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:16 AM (Q/6pY)
SMH!
Zod.. very good to see you here, your Zodness.
Might I suggest you pay the citizens of Martha's Vineyard a visit of Zodlian displeasure? They need to get it good and Zod!
Rain footlongs down on them till they beg mercy, and then give them footlongs carried by 50 NEW illeagal immigrants, and make them cry ZOD!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:18 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Making a washer look dope is craftsmanship.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 17, 2022 12:18 AM (IOtFp)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:20 AM (IC0n9)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vz77c
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:21 AM (JbBm7)
true, but for some, it is the best option. Yet, there is always hope that an "unpolluted" compadre is out there, perhaps. Internet gives us a lot of communique that is fulfilling, even if it lacks the intimacy that might be the "ultimate".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2022 12:22 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 17, 2022 12:23 AM (Cgkat)
I learned on the 1600 Dual Port. I've seen upgrades with watercooled heads, dual plug heads, and even an exotic show of machining mastery, with a DOHC setup eliminating the pushrods, and running belts Gold Wing style off of a crank pulley. Crazyville, that.
Simplest VW adaptations are the ones for aviation. They very much want KEEP IT SIMPLE in every aspect of the things, and so, they do. Glad your subframe is coming in so lightweight. Maybe paint it bright red or blue to show it off, vs. "black" making it look part of the whole?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:27 AM (e6UQI)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vz77c
Looks great. Nwo make it into a hyrdralic low rider
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 17, 2022 12:28 AM (IOtFp)
Posted by: Diogenes
When do the Taiwanese strippers get here?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:28 AM (wjm4F)
The chain-hoist at right could be quickly repurposed into a serviceable guillotine.
I mean, if one needed a guillotine...
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:28 AM (Q/6pY)
I diagnose you as having the "Human Condition"
good thing about a temper, it means you care deeply about some things.
Now if those are bad things, it is a problem. If they are good things, just need to channel your venting. (I do not necessarily have any clue how to do this, but I have my theories)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2022 12:29 AM (Cus5s)
Love the red-painted shock towers up front. Is that theme going to carry through to your subframe? Roll bars? Rear engine "cage"? (if any)
And, how are you picturing the final finish on the fiberglass? Instruments? Man, I wish I could camp out there with you for a few weeks (TxMoMeet notwithstanding). I'd be honored to put you together a fully instrumented, period correct dash and switch-panels, all the readouts and controls, ready to hand. It'd be a fun job to do!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:33 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2022 12:33 AM (5emxp)
Just living in sin with all that okra.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 11:31 PM (KFhLj)
I just had abdominal surgery, I shouldn't laugh this hard!
Posted by: Moki at September 17, 2022 12:34 AM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:34 AM (wjm4F)
And its even worse then noted - it isn't just the symbol of liars, commerce and thieves - it is also the symbol of Baphomet and you will see it on the statue of Baphomet the Satanists carry from state capital to state capital and...just try explaining that last part to someone from a couple of generations ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2022 12:34 AM (ESjRY)
I mean, if one needed a guillotine...
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:28 AM (Q/6pY)
Gallows, too, if one wanted a slow-acting gallows. For which there are many worthy candidates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:35 AM (JbBm7)
Hmm, if I walk into a room with a bunch of nude young women I can guarantee I'm not noticing if their toe nails are painted or not.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2022 12:36 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2022 12:37 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
___
Hub loves me though I like rap and hip hop (circa 80s).
He likes a lot of disco.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:37 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:39 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
___
*fistbump*
The Front Toward Enemy one, not the swingy one...right?
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:41 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Some Highlander at September 17, 2022 12:41 AM (ESjRY)
And, how are you picturing the final finish on the fiberglass? Instruments? Man, I wish I could camp out there with you for a few weeks (TxMoMeet notwithstanding). I'd be honored to put you together a fully instrumented, period correct dash and switch-panels, all the readouts and controls, ready to hand. It'd be a fun job to do!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:33 AM (e6UQI)
I painted the static parts of the front axle beam red, because I had a gallon can of red water based rust paint. The moving parts got painted black. Why? because I could. Wheels are blue because I had a gallon blue oil-based rust paint salvaged from the town dump. Wheels were sandblasted and painted with rust-converting primer before being sprayed blue. They turned out real nice.
Money out of pocket? Real small, so far.
The fiberglass body will have its damaged spots fixed, and will get painted with whatever color results from mixing a quart of John Deere green with a quart of John Deere yellow. It will be bright.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:42 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2022 12:36 AM (ESjRY)
When you live in a room with a bunch of nude young women you notice the little things.
#ZODLIFE
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:42 AM (Q/6pY)
Embrace the healing power of "And".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:43 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: CA Token at September 17, 2022 12:44 AM (2+yws)
#ZODLIFE
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:42 AM (Q/6pY)
You taking in boarders?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:44 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:45 AM (IC0n9)
Don't forget the metalflake and about six coats of clear, doooode! *bong rip*
Oh, and it deserves mini Moon hubcaps. Just sayin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:47 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 12:48 AM (bEHfk)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:48 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:49 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:45 AM (IC0n9)
Thanks very much.
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:50 AM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 17, 2022 12:50 AM (mCh4j)
The Front Toward Enemy one, not the swingy one...right?
Posted by: SMH
Have I mentioned I'm Scottish?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 12:50 AM (wjm4F)
Hmm, if I walk into a room with a bunch of nude young women I can guarantee I'm not noticing if their toe nails are painted or not.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2022 12:36 AM (ESjRY)
Yup, Platinum Man Card holders don't give a shit about painted toe nails
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
Oh, and it deserves mini Moon hubcaps. Just sayin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 12:47 AM (e6UQI)
The original finish of the body was orange or gold metalflake. Pretty sure it is a "Manx clone" made by one of the many builders who ripped off the Meyers Manx design. Got the body, with windshield, for $400 at the Portland Swap meet quite few years ago. It has recesses in the back panel to fit Ford Mustang tail lights, and I have some of those, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:51 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: The Sheep at September 17, 2022 12:52 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:42 AM (JbBm7)
In other words, snot color. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 12:53 AM (bEHfk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
___
Definitely much later than the 80s, but still powerful.
Thanks for posting this.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:54 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 12:54 AM (bEHfk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
#ZODLIFE
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 12:56 AM (Q/6pY)
Wow, I really am old now.
Posted by: CA Token at September 17, 2022 12:56 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:57 AM (IC0n9)
Wow, I really am old now.
Posted by: CA Token
___
Think I'd have a stroke if I ever heard Five Minutes of Funk as Muzak.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:58 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 17, 2022 12:50 AM (mCh4j)
Heh. I put a cassette deck into a '54 Studebaker, with a six volt positive ground system, and built an inverter that developed 12 volts, negative ground, for the deck. The inverter was basically a push-pull oscillator, using a dual 6-volt center-tapped filament transformer, and it stacked the base circuit voltage, and the collector circuit voltage in a filter network and rectified it. And the inverter only ran if there was a load on it. I just sort of fluked into the design. But it worked just great. No hum or static.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:58 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Quint
Which explains their history of being their own worst enemies
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 01:00 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
You might be right. I am thinking bright lemon-lime green.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:00 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:01 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:02 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 01:02 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: CA Token at September 17, 2022 01:03 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:04 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2022 01:05 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:06 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: CA Token at September 17, 2022 01:03 AM (2+yws)
I had an 8-track, too. Different car. For a while, there was more music available on 8-track then there was on cassette. That did not last long. I still have some 8-tracks, and a home 8-track player to play them on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:07 AM (JbBm7)
Is your brother gonna be at the MoMee, as well as your wonderful wife?
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 12:57 AM (IC0n9)
Wife yes, brother no.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2022 01:08 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:10 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2022 01:10 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 12:48 AM (bEHfk)
-------------------------
Someone needs to come out with The Grocery Store Soundtrack album. It would be terrible and sell zero copies. I think it should be done on principle and written/talked about extensively to pressure these people to stop it.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 17, 2022 01:10 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2022 01:10 AM (KAi1n)
Go-karts are cool. My sis and I shared one as kids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:12 AM (JbBm7)
They didn't actually start an army. It's just the name of the band.
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 01:16 AM (Q/6pY)
Tell your bro he'll be missed.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:10 AM (IC0n9)
He couldn't get away if he wanted to. He got a few huge jobs going on right now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2022 01:17 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: CA Token at September 17, 2022 01:17 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 17, 2022 01:10 AM (RG7Wy)
You could have an entire thread based on "Muzak". Back in the day, there used to be (expensive) systems to play anodyne music in stores and offices. They used record changers purpose-built to play 16 2/3 RPM long play records of bland instrumental music.
When FM broadcasting became commonplace, such music was transmitted on a "sub-carrier" piggybacked along with the FM signal that consumer radios could decode.
I expect that now, it is via subscription over the Internet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:18 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:18 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 17, 2022 01:19 AM (RG7Wy)
Yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu yu
Aren't you happy to know that?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:21 AM (xhaym)
Press the elevator UP button. Plays Stryper's more evangelical tracks.
Press the elevator DOWN button. Get "Highway to Hell" on a loop.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 01:21 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Colonel Travis
___
I had a crash course as a middle-schooler in the early 80s in Hawai'i malls.
Then they switched over to top 40 radio, which was infinitely better.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:22 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Drug abuse, bike accidents, socialism. They all leave a mark
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:24 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 17, 2022 01:19 AM (RG7Wy)
Well, it wasn't crap, exactly. It was popular music, of an era likely to be familiar with the demographic that the business wanted to cultivate. But not too loud, or too well produced, to become an object of attention. Put people in their comfort zone, but don't capture their attention, at the expense of stealing their attention away from the goods on offer in the shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:25 AM (JbBm7)
Kirk Franklin - September
I had that EW&F 8 track. Can't believe I just admitted that . Was that Maurice White who came into the studio at the end?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 01:25 AM (wjm4F)
It was awesome. All those violins.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:26 AM (xhaym)
https://tinyurl.com/5h7mypwt
Peppy.
Bongo player in this was at the height of his career. I bet he talks about 1982 to this day. "They needed bongos and I said dammit if you don't hire me, you'll never sell that to Montgomery Ward. I'll be damned if I wasn't right."
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 17, 2022 01:28 AM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:26 AM (xhaym)
You have to have saxophones, too.
Sax and violins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:28 AM (JbBm7)
Bongo player in this was at the height of his career. I bet he talks about 1982 to this day. "They needed bongos and I said dammit if you don't hire me, you'll never sell that to Montgomery Ward. I'll be damned if I wasn't right."
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 17, 2022 01:28 AM (RG7Wy)
sounds too shrill for real Muzak.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:31 AM (JbBm7)
I was 12-13 years old when this came out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwbtgcAo20k
40+ years later, I can still recite this rap in my sleep.
Muzak wasn't anywhere near my interest at that time.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:31 AM (IC0n9)
I do recall Hamill also starred in Corvette Summer. Not sure what happened to Han.
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 01:32 AM (bEHfk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 01:34 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:31 AM (IC0n9)
That's the whole thing about Muzak. If it captures your interest, it has failed. it's just supposed to put you in a good mood to spend money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:34 AM (JbBm7)
The poster above Jonah Goldberg's bed was Jabba the Hutt. Surprising exactly no one, including his mom. Or, Jabba.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 01:36 AM (bEHfk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2022 01:39 AM (KFhLj)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
That calls for a tune:
https://youtu.be/KENRuX4wGnk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:39 AM (JbBm7)
https://youtu.be/mcCK99wHrk0
Posted by: CA Token at September 17, 2022 01:40 AM (2+yws)
KQED Science
Toxic sea level rise is threatening the residents of a Black community in San Francisco, and they're demanding climate justice as a form of reparations.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2022 01:43 AM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 01:28 AM (JbBm7)
'This must stop! Children are being harmed by all this sex and violence! When is it going to stop?'
'That's sax and violins.'
'Nevermind.'
Posted by: Emily Litella at September 17, 2022 01:44 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: ZOD at September 16, 2022 11:16 PM (Q/6pY)
Klingons have honor
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:44 AM (xhaym)
Klingons require more than one square of paper to ensure adequate and reliable removal.
But yes, they're tenacious in their Kling, thus, their honor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 01:47 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Worf, Son of Mogh at September 17, 2022 01:48 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2022 01:48 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 17, 2022 12:01 AM (7DYli)
I chopped up the tail end of my potroast, the last of the veggies I cooked with it, and the gravy made from the drippings, and made a pot pie.
That was very good, but you lamb and saffron risotto sounds better.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:51 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 01:52 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 01:53 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 12:16 AM (JbBm7)
If you can run 12V you have a broader range of electronics to play with, and you can put in the adapters to run things like the coffee/tea maker and other needful things that are made for 12V camper systems.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:55 AM (xhaym)
I spent quite a bit of time in PA before the 2016 election. Maybe some states had more Trump supporters by percentage, but the support in PA was just different. In other places they put up signs, in PA they made them out of wood and planned to keep them up for years.
Sure Philly is corrupt and likely swings tens of thousands of votes with corruption. But OZ should be leading and he should win. I am not predicting it, but that is what should happen.
Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2022 01:56 AM (bEHfk)
Fetterman: I eat babies.
Spock: Perhaps we should resume negotiations tomorrow.
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2022 01:57 AM (Q/6pY)
https://tinyurl.com/yyjf44v3
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 01:53 AM (wjm4F)
That is great. Johnny doing the acoustic version, Elmore and Joe the electric.
And I am about set to fall asleep here. Time to get my ass in bed. Night, horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 02:02 AM (JbBm7)
https://youtu.be/mcCK99wHrk0
Posted by: CA Token
___
So did I!
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 02:04 AM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2022 02:04 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 17, 2022 02:04 AM (wjm4F)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 01:55 AM (xhaym)
I guess it will boil down to, can I find a 12 volt generator that fits the generator stand for a 1200 cc 40 horse engine of 1961 vintage? I do have newer engines, but I want to use the 40 horse, because it's there, and it runs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2022 02:06 AM (JbBm7)
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 02:09 AM (IC0n9)
It's like someone broke into my childhood and appliqued Hello Kitty stickers on everything
https://youtu.be/qeGtx4W_dnA
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 02:09 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 02:15 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2022 02:20 AM (xhaym)
The amazing arrays of early Jet Engines, which found their way into everything "jet" from the Korean War well into the F-4 Phantom and even the F-14 (A vs. D) versions, speak to your 414.
They'll get the airframe flying with damn near "whatever" and then work towards the perfect powerplant. Avionics grow on a parallel branch, of course. As do weapons.
Going OLD? The U.S.S. Texas (keel laid, 1911), was at first, a coal-fired boiler system powering the turbines. Post WW-1, the converted her to an Oil Fired boiler powerplant, and she fought gallantly through WW-II, as well. I get to see her now for the next year or more, here in drydock, in Galveston, TX.
Though I'd like to see her raise steam once again, I'd LOVE to see her test her 12" Naval Rifles one last time, just off of the beach. Even if they have to tow her there. Please please please please!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 02:30 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 02:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2022 02:35 AM (T4tVD)
Of course it was eventually crashed but highschoolers somehow always get their moneys worth.
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Posted by: Melinda Allison at September 17, 2022 02:39 AM (T2Hc5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2022 02:42 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2022 02:47 AM (KAi1n)
Ferengi have some charm.
Fetterman has none.
He looks like what Lurch and Hillary Clinton would spawn.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2022 02:50 AM (IC0n9)
Every right winger needs to learn how the left operates.
1.Entice
2.Entrap
3.Attack
4.Record right wingers reaction
5.play recording to establish narrative
Our side, lacking guile, falls for their tricks ALOT. Our only future is to
1. See through their tricks.
Pray for deliverance from their hegemon before the trains start running again.
Posted by: Shiggz at September 17, 2022 02:54 AM (0SrVS)
Posted by: Shiggz at September 17, 2022 02:55 AM (0SrVS)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2022 03:08 AM (sAmhv)
Of course it was eventually crashed but highschoolers somehow always get their moneys worth.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
My friend in HS had a yellow '77 Pontiac stationwagon. Called it the Banana Mobile.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2022 03:12 AM (sAmhv)
Though I'd like to see her raise steam once again, I'd LOVE to see her test her 12" Naval Rifles one last time, just off of the beach. Even if they have to tow her there. Please please please please!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2022 02:30 AM (e6UQI)
I grew up just a few miles from the San Jacinto Monument; we used to go on school field trips to see the monument and the Battleship Texas every year.
More than a few folks from high school had farewell posts on their Facebook pages the last couple of weeks as she was being moved out - they are sure going to miss having that great ship nearby.
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