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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's An ONT!Welcome to the Thursday ONT! How has everyone's week been? How was your week? I had a run in with the cops. I was walking around the town square here in Tyler, holding a sign that said “The President is an idiot!”. A couple of cops came up to me and told me I couldn't do that. “What happened to free speech?” I asked. “C'mon buddy, don't give us a hard time” they said. “But I'm talking about President Putin” I protested. They both laughed. “Who do you think you're kidding? We all know who the idiot is” Thankfully they let me off with a warning. Speaking Of Cops — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 15, 2022 I think there's a Santa Rosa County in both California and Florida. Pretty sure this is from the Florida one. I Get My Kicks Above The Waistline, Sunshine Ace stole my content and put it in the side bar. Oh well, here it is anyway. Huge chess world upset of grandmaster sparks wild claims of cheating — with vibrating sex toy So, near as I can figure, the lowest ranked player in a tournament beat the highest ranked player, and accusations started flying that he must have cheated. I've seen no proof of this, no evidence that he did cheat, but the internet took it and ran with it. The current version is that he cheated by (no, I'm not making this up)...wearing? Inserting? Having?...a set of radio controlled anal beads that someone presumably used to signal what moves to make. I'm not even sure how that would work. Morse code? One buzz for the pawn, 3 for the Bishop and a full on prostate orgasm for the queen? No idea. Hey, sometimes the better player doesn't win in chess. Until I see proof (eww), I'm going to assume that the victory was something he just pulled out of his ass. Those Who Worship Evil's Might Understanding the Era of Woke Comic Books I usually leave the comic book stuff to Ace, he's more interested in it than I am, and he's very good at teasing out the subtleties of the issue, but there's an aspect of the whole thing that I think gets overlooked. Without overstating their importance too much, comic book heroes are an American mythology. Heroes, while still demonstrating human foibles and weaknesses, are an idealized version of ourselves, and as such are a cultural touchstone for shared American values. Superman, Batman and Spiderman fill the same cultural niche for traditional American society as Achilles, Bophades or Hector did for the ancient Greeks. And while all of the factors that Ace likes to highlight do indeed have a great deal of bearing on the wokeization of comics, let's not forget what's at the bottom of it all. The left desires to destroy western civilization so they can replace it with a communist utopia. Destroying our myths and legends is part of that effort. On The Pa. Senate Race Ann Coulter: Fetterman’s Murderous Campaign Aides: How It Really Happened So, anyone in the know have any good dope on how this race is going? I think Trump was a fool to endorse Dr. Oz, surely there was someone who would promise sufficient fealty to Trump who is actually, you know, a bit conservative, but Pa. is not my circus, these are not my monkeys. Fetterman, however, is a brain dead idiot (but dem voters seem to like brain dead candidates), does Oz have a chance? The article, BTW, is Ann Coulter demolishing the stupid excuses given as to why Fetterman has a convicted murderer on his staff. Say what you will about Ann, and there's plenty to say, she's at her best in situations like this, brutally hammering facts like a stake through the heart of a narrative. Fascinating Illusion
Live Fast, Die Old Maybe the sudden increase in the number of old guys dying of heart trouble in Taiwan isn't due to the vax after all. Nursing home apologises for 'strippers and bingo' party after lingerie-clad woman lap-dances on wheelchair-bound pensioners to celebrate harvest festival in Taiwan I don't really understand the outrage. They're adults, and as long as they freely chose to go to the stripper event, more power to them. Big meh from me. Joey Wikes Choo-Choos! The Freight-Rail-Strike Crisis Is Averted — for Now Good overview, including highlighting some of the problems that union rules have caused. For the past two decades, the unions have been making it very hard for new guys and gals to hire on and stay on. I endured two years in northeastern Montana before I found myself standing in a field during a blizzard waiting for a train and wondering exactly what the hell I was doing there.In Weirddavetopia, unions will be outlawed. Instead, all corporations shall be required to have employee profit-sharing and stock ownership programs. Give everybody a stake in the success of the company and see if morale and productivity increases. I saw a Tweet a while back where someone was chiding Elon Musk for Tesla stock going up X% but Tesla workers weren't being given raises or something like that, I forget the exact details. Musk tweeted back something along the lines of “All Tesla employees hold stock in the company, their shares just increased in value X% too”. Shut the bozo right up, it did. Life OB-GYNs Shatter Nine Of The Most Common Abortion Myths The Left Peddles To Spook Women Some good information and links to counter the anti-life talking points that abound in the media. Look! Up In The Sky! 35 Genius Comics Depicting The Ulterior Boring Life Of A Superhero I say, some jolly japes at the clichés of super heroes. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (9qSw/) 2
First?
Posted by: a.moron at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (F6Xpw) 3
Winner winner, pot pie dinner!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (9qSw/) Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (9qSw/) 5
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (LsEU/) 6
good evening
Posted by: wing at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (PlW9M) 7
ont ont ont
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 09:56 PM (f2WH8) Posted by: RI Red at September 15, 2022 09:57 PM (y7VJM) 9
Happy Thursday Hordelings!
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 09:57 PM (duT0u) 10
"Judge Raymond Dearie’s name is being presented as a possible special master who will review the documents seized by the DOJ-FBI in the Mar-a-Lago raid.
Judge Raymond Dearie was one of the FISA judges who signed the warrant to spy on Carter Page without cause." does NOT look good to me, unless he is angry that he got duped. BUT I doubt that, I'd guess proper threats were made to the children of the judge to make sure one of the junta friends would be in charge of the further Insurrection by the Junta ... furthering the terrorist destruction of the Republic. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 09:58 PM (Cus5s) 11
Awesome content! Off to read!
Posted by: Iris at September 15, 2022 09:59 PM (foa6+) 12
You are spot on about superheroes being American mythology. After all, Superman stands for "Truth. Justice. The American Way." That's not an accident.
Captain America is the paragon of American virtues. Again, that's not a coincidence. Could be a good topic for a Sunday Morning Book Thread...Comic books are an underrated medium for storytelling. Sure, there is a lot of crap, but that's true for any form of literature. There's also some truly excellent stories in comic book form. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:00 PM (fVNxJ) 14
That Ames window is freaky deaky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:00 PM (9qSw/) 15
So free speech is against the law in Tyler Texas?
Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile at September 15, 2022 10:01 PM (62BOJ) 16
Well the Chiefs are stinking up Arrowhead. Jesus.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 15, 2022 10:01 PM (nxdel) 17
I don't understand either the super hero comic, or the ice cream dream anecdote. I'm slow, I guess.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 10:01 PM (ayzS/) 18
Huge chess world upset of grandmaster sparks wild claims of cheating — with vibrating sex toy
- I didn't even know that chess was a contact sport. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2022 10:02 PM (FVME7) 19
Thursday ONT!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K) 20
16 Well the Chiefs are stinking up Arrowhead. Jesus. Posted by: jewells45 at September 15, 2022 10:01 PM (nxdel One comma and that could have been a story about watching football with Jesus and He just came back into the room after grabbing the Doritos from the kitchen. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:02 PM (9qSw/) 21
Coulter's articles are great, but only when she doesn't have to mention PDJT. Takimag features her essay weekly, too, and this one was great. If it's not about Trump, she's in the same league as Andy Ngo -- a real reporter, and a rare breed. She turns into an idiot where Trump is concerned, which is unfortunate.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 15, 2022 10:02 PM (M9XmQ) 22
Usually Chess players probably use the bishop for ass purposes I would imagine. Interesting and innovative way to cheat. Is the timer for Chess a "buzzer"?
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:03 PM (duT0u) Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 10:03 PM (ayzS/) 24
The geniuses in the EU can't stop coming up with good idea after good idea:
Germany is considering the nationalization of all the country's largest gas companies - Uniper, VNG and Securing Energy for Europe. Psst... you want to keep the gas companies private, so you can blame them for the high prices and supply shortages. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:04 PM (I2/tG) 25
Good evening all.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 15, 2022 10:04 PM (Xw6OM) 26
"Well the Chiefs are stinking up Arrowhead. Jesus"
I like Mahomes and the Chiefs .. and paid for a year of Prime, so am watching, partly on mute. Still time for Chief comeback. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 10:05 PM (Cus5s) 27
ONT!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 10:05 PM (p/nbH) 28
If ace doesn't have this posted in the sidebar tomorrow I will be thoroughly disappointed.
https://youtu.be/W8bQrTdgNSo Posted by: Turn Two at September 15, 2022 10:06 PM (JfxgE) 29
I've gotten pretty good at resuming a dream after I inevitably have to get up to pee in the wee hours. Kind of weird, actually. part of what I understand from this is that I do not go back into a deep sleep. I doze until I have to get up for work. My deep sleep happens in the early part of the night.
So, that's like 3 or 4 hours of solid sleep. Seems to work for me, though. I seldom feel sleep-deprived in the morning. Been that way for my whole life, really. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:06 PM (x8Wzq) 30
I hope they don't have to start cavity searches at all the youth chess tournaments. I'm sure there's a few sickos who hope they do.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 15, 2022 10:06 PM (M9XmQ) Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K) 32
18 Huge chess world upset of grandmaster sparks wild claims of cheating — with vibrating sex toy
- I didn't even know that chess was a contact sport. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2022 10:02 PM (FVME7) ------------------------- Haven't you seen Revenge of the Nerds II? Dude broke his leg making a "very tricky move" Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2022 10:07 PM (uPgE/) 33
Yo horde
Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 15, 2022 10:07 PM (RzmNX) 34
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 10:08 PM (Bd6X8) 35
can someone explain why having Raymond Dearie as "special master" is a win ?
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU) 36
I doze until I have to get up for work. My deep sleep happens in the early part of the night.
So, that's like 3 or 4 hours of solid sleep. Seems to work for me, though. I seldom feel sleep-deprived in the morning. Been that way for my whole life, really. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:06 PM (x8Wzq) --- I'm like that too...I sleep deeply for a few hours (2-4), then get up to use the toilet, then go back to sleep and slip into REM state for awhile right before I wake up for good. I tend to have pretty vivid dreams when I do that (almost like lucid dreaming). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:08 PM (K5n5d) 37
FUN FACT The anus is just the external orifice... The rectum is the cavity beyond the anus... People go on about 'anal' this and 'anal' that, when the word they should be using the word 'rectal'! Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:08 PM (OziX7) 38
..So free speech is against the law in Tyler Texas?
Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile at September 15, 2022 10:01 PM (62BOJ) In Tyler, TX, you get one Free Speech when you buy a Tibet at the regular price. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 15, 2022 10:09 PM (e6UQI) 39
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Makes 2 of us. Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 15, 2022 10:09 PM (roH4R) 40
Holy cow thank you so much for the Ames Window clip.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:09 PM (XQRb/) 41
Fetterman, however, is a brain dead idiot (but dem voters seem to like brain dead candidates), does Oz have a chance?
Considering how many reliable dem voters are actually dead, Oz has an uphill battle here. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 10:10 PM (Bd6X8) 42
15 So free speech is against the law in Tyler Texas?
Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile I thought that was a joke. The cop saying, "We know who the idiot is", is the punchline. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW) 43
I tend to have pretty vivid dreams when I do that (almost like lucid dreaming).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:08 PM (K5n5d) Kind of cool, actually. I can't predict where the dream story goes, but it's often incredibly vivid. My great grandma would say it's because I've got the devil in me. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM (x8Wzq) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM (LsEU/) 45
I don't really understand the outrage. They're adults, and as long as they freely chose to go to the stripper event, more power to them. Big meh from me.
The Big Meh? Is that what you call id WD? Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM (7bRMQ) 46
Thank you, Zettai. #37. The things you learn at the ONT!
Posted by: Akua Makana at September 15, 2022 10:13 PM (YkUJb) 47
I think that I shall never see
Anything as lovely as the ONT. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2022 10:13 PM (anj39) 48
Only once have I had a lucid dream. I knew I was dreaming and figured I could fly, so I did.
I take that back. Once as a kid I had a lucid dream where I decided I could walk through a wall and did. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:13 PM (9qSw/) 49
The Ames Window video was interesting, despite the presenter's annoying voice, and the wretched "music".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:13 PM (a2gRn) Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (BFigT) 51
Did anyone ever explain how the union railroad guys had unsafe working conditions under existing state and federal laws that already cover everything?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (XQRb/) 52
Kind of cool, actually. I can't predict where the dream story goes, but it's often incredibly vivid.
My great grandma would say it's because I've got the devil in me. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM (x8Wzq) --- The incredible vividness of my dreams makes me understand Lovecraft's fascination with a Dreamland separate from the real world all the more...Sometimes I don't even want to wake up. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d) 53
Holy cow thank you so much for the Ames Window clip.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Now I want to make my own, so I can see it in person. Very cool. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (M9XmQ) 54
Santa Rosa is a city in Sonoma County California. Great place...except for the liberals.
I used to live there... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (XIJ/X) 55
Hey there kids!
Saw a Ford add that took a swipe at Musk (and probably Bezos): "Right now it can seem like the only people who matter are the loudest. Those who want to tear things down, and then fly away on their own personal spaceships when things get hard." Gee, I remember when the lefties loved Elon Musk. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ) 56
Mini work related rant, feel free to skip.
If you're going to have the new guy stop and start your apps, it might be a good idea to tell him how to do that so I don't have to figure out how to do his frickin' job for him. That is all. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 10:15 PM (Bd6X8) 57
Hey, are we getting Ace-o-Spades vibrating anal beads that hum whenever there's a nood?
#TwoWeeks Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ) 58
I think they claim anything they want to get a pay raise. Unions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (9qSw/) 59
I don't really understand the outrage. They're adults, and as long as they freely chose to go to the stripper event, more power to them. Big meh from me.
The Big Meh? Is that what you call id WD? Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM FUN FACT It's not unheard of to see strippers at funerals in Taiwan... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (hBPiJ) 60
I woke up from my dream and grabbed my wallet and then tried to go back to sleep, and then it hit me. And I was angry at my husband for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (XQRb/) 61
Rarely dream. Prolly somethin' wrong with me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (Xrfse) 62
Usually Chess players probably use the bishop for ass purposes I would imagine. Interesting and innovative way to cheat. Is the timer for Chess a "buzzer"?
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:03 PM (duT0u) A wand-style metal detector would probably detect any electronic devices shoved up a competitor's ass. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (a2gRn) 63
Germany is considering the nationalization of all the country's largest gas companies - Uniper, VNG and Securing Energy for Europe.
Psst... you want to keep the gas companies private, so you can blame them for the high prices and supply shortages. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:04 PM (I2/tG) they're about to find out that they can fool with the ownership paperwork all they want, but it won't make one more molecule of heating fuel for them. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (r46W7) 64
Could be a good topic for a Sunday Morning Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d) Well, it's your thread Perfessor. I don't think anyone would complain. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ) 65
21 Coulter's articles are great, but only when she doesn't have to mention PDJT... She turns into an idiot where Trump is concerned, which is unfortunate.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist My theory is he turned her down for a position in his Administration or something, woman scorned yada yada. Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2022 10:17 PM (oTZbj) 66
Now I want to make my own, so I can see it in person. Very cool.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist * Yeah, I was just studying it to see if I could make one with the kids this Saturday. Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:17 PM (XQRb/) 67
The incredible vividness of my dreams makes me understand Lovecraft's fascination with a Dreamland separate from the real world all the more...Sometimes I don't even want to wake up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d) The frustrating part is that all too often I wake up thinking, "that was so cool," but then it drifts away like smoke. I am left with a couple of images, and that's it. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:17 PM (x8Wzq) 68
Could be a good topic for a Sunday Morning Book Thread...Comic books are an underrated medium for storytelling. Sure, there is a lot of crap, but that's true for any form of literature.
--- Sturgeon's Law is a harsh master. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ) 69
Usually Chess players probably use the bishop for ass purposes I would imagine. Interesting and innovative way to cheat. Is the timer for Chess a "buzzer"?
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:03 PM (duT0u) I'm sorta partial to the knights, myself. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:19 PM (f2WH8) 71
can someone explain why having Raymond Dearie as "special master" is a win ?
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU) Because they couldn't get Blossom Dearie? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:19 PM (a2gRn) 72
Will no one rid me of that troublesome ice cream story that I dont get?
Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 10:19 PM (PRKRg) 73
Mmmm. Ice cream.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/) 74
Sturgeon's Law is a harsh master.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ) --- Yep. That would also be a good topic for the Sunday Morning Book Thread. Of course, some of that is subjective as one man's crap is another man's treasure (sometimes literally as people have struck it rich by recycling actual crap). But some crap is objectively crap and should be treated as such. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:19 PM (K5n5d) 75
Hey, are we getting Ace-o-Spades vibrating anal beads that hum whenever there's a nood?
#TwoWeeks Sad thing is this is actually something that could be done. I'm not going to do it, but I'm pretty sure the necessary tech already exists. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 10:20 PM (Bd6X8) 76
Will no one rid me of that troublesome ice cream story that I dont get?
Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 10:19 PM (PRKRg) Sure glad you asked before I did. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2022 10:21 PM (anj39) 77
I'm sorta partial to the knights, myself.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ) That's what I said! Why did you sock me?? Posted by: Catherine The Great at September 15, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ) 78
>>>Instead, all corporations shall be required to have employee profit-sharing and stock ownership programs. Give everybody a stake in the success of the company and see if morale and productivity increases.
Workers owning the means of production? Posted by: No Name Today at September 15, 2022 10:21 PM (vlXMQ) 79
"OB-GYNs Shatter Nine Of The Most Common Abortion Myths The Left Peddles To Spook Women Some good information and links to counter the anti-life talking points that abound in the media." This afternoon I went to see a movie, Corsicana, a western set in the 1890s. Good but not as good as the reviews led me to expect. Anyway, the pre-feature trailers were woke, woke, woke. Worst one was propagandizing against abortion restriction laws. It is called "Call Jane" or something like that. Hoo boy, it had women seeking an abortion for any reason contacting an Underground Railway-type operation and taken to an illegal abortion clinic hidden in a big city. Then the women are kept there for months after the abortion for reasons I couldn't decipher. All men and all pro-life doctors are Big Bad Meanies, of course. Pro-abortion women are portrayed like they are the French Resistance battling occupying Nazi stormtroopers. Yow. Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 10:21 PM (AMIL/) 80
74 Sturgeon's Law is a harsh master.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ) -------- That law is a tough roe to hoe. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/) 81
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight thinking about the devilry of the Ames window.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW) 82
Will no one rid me of that troublesome ice cream story that I dont get?
* Realistic dream, wake to go get wallet, can't return to where the person is selling the ice cream. Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (XQRb/) 83
Sad thing is this is actually something that could be done. I'm not going to do it, but I'm pretty sure the necessary tech already exists.
Teledildonics. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (I2/tG) 84
Hello everyone. I have to work today, but instead I spent the morning on amazon trying to order spoke and now i am aggravated and need to unwind.
The twit in question who criticized mush was everyone most hated midget - robert reich Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (Ps1ZZ) 85
Lol. Watching Tucker now. This is priceless gold.
Watching Mike Obama bitch about white flight right after showing them buying a 8 million dollar home in Martha's Vineyard. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (9qSw/) 86
42 15 So free speech is against the law in Tyler Texas?
Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile I thought that was a joke. The cop saying, "We know who the idiot is", is the punchline. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW) like a Mexican friend of mine would say "It's a Hoke! It's a Hoke!" Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (r46W7) 87
Will no one rid me of that troublesome ice cream story that I dont get?
Posted by: Motion view I get it. That's how dreams work for me sometimes. Author wanted to pay for the ice cream, which was back in the dream. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (M9XmQ) 88
Listening to HSAS, Through the Fire. 1984. The year I graduated high school. Very nostalgic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (x8Wzq) 89
75 Hey, are we getting Ace-o-Spades vibrating anal beads that hum whenever there's a nood?
#TwoWeeks Sad thing is this is actually something that could be done. I'm not going to do it, but I'm pretty sure the necessary tech already exists. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 10:20 PM (Bd6X --- If we do, I hope we don't go for the cheap Chinese crap and then the CCP collects ass metrics on the Horde. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ) 90
So, trying to pet and I get bit. Over and over and over again. Despite what you might think, I'm a very tolerant and patient lifeform.
But things get old, they get old very quickly. Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) 91
Workers owning the means of production?
* So long as those fascists don't want a reduction in the scope and size of government and increased accountability over what remains. Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:23 PM (XQRb/) 92
"Rarely dream. Prolly somethin' wrong with me."
I'd guess you dream, but for whatever reason, (refuse?) to remember. Some remember all details, I vaguely recall details ... usually. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 10:23 PM (Cus5s) 93
Teledildonics.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (I2/tG) ---- Mondo 2000 promised me teledildonics! Another lie, like flying cars and undersea habitats. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ) 94
Watching Mike Obama bitch about white flight right after showing them buying a 8 million dollar home in Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (9qSw/) ----------- Blockbusting. Now all the white neighbors will sell cheap. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:25 PM (Qzn2/) 95
I get it now. It happens to me too, particularly frustrating as it is as close as I ever get to having sex.
Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 10:25 PM (PRKRg) 96
Hey, are we getting Ace-o-Spades vibrating anal beads that hum whenever there's a nood?
#TwoWeeks No way I want to even think about bow to change those batteries. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2022 10:25 PM (anj39) 97
Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) --- No, Beck! Give it more time. Let the kitty come to you. At least it's interacting with you. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:25 PM (Dc2NZ) 98
Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) --- Only if you are planning on getting him a companion... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:26 PM (K5n5d) 99
My theory is he turned her down for a position in his Administration or something, woman scorned yada yada.
Posted by: davidt This. Scorned is such a dramatic word. A woman professionally told no in this case probably. Scorned schmorned. Someone needs to mansplain to her that she is "Over reacting". Then duck and cover. Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:26 PM (duT0u) 100
There once was the planet Uranus
To fly there from Earth was a Painus. But Astronaut Rex thought he'd shatter the hex Then crashed all on board, some crew from The Hoard, but alas he done fully Rectum. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveton, TX Posted by: Jim at September 15, 2022 10:26 PM (e6UQI) 101
WeirdDave, the cops didn't warn you about parading, did they? Cuz I think that's a felony./sarc, so I'm not misunderstood.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 15, 2022 10:27 PM (BjGT6) 102
cats will let YOU know when they want attention. It's not up to you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7) 103
Mondo 2000 promised me teledildonics! Another lie, like flying cars and undersea habitats.
Oh My God - I was thinking of Mondo 2000 when I wrote that. Mondo 2000 was an utterly hip tech magazine in the Bay Area in the early-90s. Mondo 2000's editor, "R. U. Sirius", was obsessed with teledildonics. Since he was a fat nerdy frump, I guess he figured that was the only way he was going to get laid. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:27 PM (I2/tG) 104
What we need is some kind of ferret to check for these elusive vibrating beads of cheating.
Or maybe a Gerbil. Posted by: Richard Gere at September 15, 2022 10:28 PM (Ps1ZZ) 105
90 So, trying to pet and I get bit. Over and over and over again. Despite what you might think, I'm a very tolerant and patient lifeform.
But things get old, they get old very quickly. Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) Heck no. If you take it back to the shelter with word it bites you, they will put it down. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:28 PM (9qSw/) 106
Watching Mike Obama bitch about white flight right after showing them buying a 8 million dollar home in Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Welp, now she can thank DeSantis because she'll be able to hire people to clean her bathrooms and mow the lawn at that 8 million dollar home. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2022 10:28 PM (+lVUW) 107
So, trying to pet and I get bit. Over and over and over again. Despite what you might think, I'm a very tolerant and patient lifeform.
But things get old, they get old very quickly. Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) Like humans, some critters are just assholes. Like trying to find the good side of Hunter Biden. Sorry. it sucks. Do what you gotta do. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 10:28 PM (x8Wzq) 108
Jim with the rare double limerick. Like a Big Mac. Nice.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 15, 2022 10:28 PM (M9XmQ) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 10:28 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM (f2WH8) 111
"My theory is he turned her down for a position in his Administration or something, woman scorned yada yada."
Coulter has been a long time warrior ... she is awesome. Trump took her "Adios America" book and used it to win the 2016 election, then stiff armed her while playing up to DeepState (with help from his adored little girl Ivanka). I have not kept up with Ann lately, but imo she is front line warrior, top shelf. Trump on many fronts sold out in trying to make his Art of the Deal ideology work with the criminal DeepState Mafia. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM (Cus5s) 112
Cats need time to adjust. Just feed the cat and let it get calm in the new surroundings. It will eventually come to you. Start with petting it's back near the tail.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM (9qSw/) Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM (hBPiJ) 114
So, trying to pet and I get bit. Over and over and over again. Despite what you might think, I'm a very tolerant and patient lifeform.
But things get old, they get old very quickly. Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) --- I'm trying to get to know my new kitty as well (Allie). At first she didn't seem to like me petting her, but she's getting used to it. She does try to lash out at me, but she'd declawed and I think she's just playing. I've also been watching some Jackson Galaxy videos on getting to know new cats. And I bought some Feliway on the recommendation of Notsothoreau to see if that helps keep things calm around here. Seems to be working somewhat... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:30 PM (K5n5d) 115
Coulter has been a long time warrior ... she is awesome.
Posted by: illiniwek Explain her dating choices. Explain her ranting about that girl who was railroaded for murder in Italy. I like her sometimes, but I also think she is sus Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 10:30 PM (Ps1ZZ) 116
Last dream I was pulling her in over the gunnel noticing the freckles on her back.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM Go on... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (hBPiJ) 117
106 Watching Mike Obama bitch about white flight right after showing them buying a 8 million dollar home in Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA ----------------------------- They are so devout about sea rise but buy a home on an island. Democrats, go figure. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (f2WH8) 118
Oh My God - I was thinking of Mondo 2000 when I wrote that.
Mondo 2000 was an utterly hip tech magazine in the Bay Area in the early-90s. Mondo 2000's editor, "R. U. Sirius", was obsessed with teledildonics. Since he was a fat nerdy frump, I guess he figured that was the only way he was going to get laid. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:27 PM (I2/tG) --- I loved Mondo 2000! Total fantasy trip, as it turned out. And I still have R.U. Sirius's "Cyberpunk Fakebook". Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ) 119
Hey, are we getting Ace-o-Spades vibrating anal beads that hum whenever there's a nood?
You'd have to up the voltage for flaming skulls. Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (ayzS/) 120
Workers owning the means of production?
Who said that? But their is nothing communistic about having skin in the game. What's wrong with having 20% of common stock reserved for employee ownership? Posted by: Weirddave at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (K2Kwt) 121
Scorned is such a dramatic word. A woman professionally told no in this case probably. Scorned schmorned. Someone needs to mansplain to her that she is "Over reacting". Then duck and cover.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender Why duck and cover? As skinny as she is, I doubt if she could hurt anyone. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW) 122
I wonder if shock collars for cats are made...
One might help cure RtC of his issues... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM (hBPiJ) Mark Twain noted that the Cat was only creature, unlike dogs, horses, and men, that would NEVER submit to the lash. You cannot punish a cat into obedience, in that it's rather a good lesson in tolerance. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:32 PM (r46W7) 123
I'm so tired of all of this. It never gets any better.
Sorry for being a downer. I'm sure RtC will outlive me. It's just a question of where the meeting place is, and he keeps moving it. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:32 PM (m0zqP) 124
I'm sorta partial to the knights, myself.
Posted by: OrangeEnt. Evenin' Ent. So ya like the big head and a bit of a curve. That's unconventional, but is a real world thing. I know someone who would agree. Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:32 PM (duT0u) 125
Mondo 2000 promised me teledildonics! Another lie, like flying cars and undersea habitats.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ) You can always recognize a teledildo line. The poles are...special. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (a2gRn) 126
I bet the 50 did not include any MS13 or other dealers and traffickers ... send in the real cartel demons ... and maybe there would be more clarity on how evil open borders are.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (Cus5s) 127
Go on...
Posted by: Zettai ----------------------- The only dreams I remember are those when I've awakened by a call to the urinal. They never finish. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (f2WH8) 128
I wonder if shock collars for cats are made...
One might help cure RtC of his issues... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:29 PM (hBPiJ) --- Not a good idea for either cats or dogs. All they learn is fear. You want them to trust you implicitly. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d) 129
123 I'm so tired of all of this. It never gets any better.
Sorry for being a downer. I'm sure RtC will outlive me. It's just a question of where the meeting place is, and he keeps moving it. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:32 PM (m0zqP Does the cat ever let you pet him? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (9qSw/) 130
Can you really get an $8 million house on 29 acres in Martha's Vineyard?
$8 million will get you a Beverly Hills-adjacent single family home on a medium-sized lot in SoCal. Pikers. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (Qzn2/) 131
Ames window freaking me out.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (fl14z) 132
I used to live there...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2022 10:14 PM (XIJ/X) === I am so, so sorry. OTOH they do have a Chik-Fil-A. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (EZebt) 133
126 I bet the 50 did not include any MS13 or other dealers and traffickers ...
Posted by: illiniwek ----------------------------- That curly blonde needs to get some. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:34 PM (f2WH8) 134
Can you really get an $8 million house on 29 acres in Martha's Vineyard?
** YOU can't. Obama can. Same reason Michael can have a #1 book that no one bought and they can get $60M from Netflix for... Something? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 10:35 PM (Zjer5) 135
>>> 97 Is a trip to the shelter in the offing this weekend?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP) --- No, Beck! Give it more time. Let the kitty come to you. At least it's interacting with you. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:25 PM (Dc2NZ) Honestly I might try *ignoring* kitty for some time, or even closing him in the room with the litter box and food and water for a while. Then act surprised when you open the door. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8) 136
Not a good idea for either cats or dogs. All they learn is fear. You want them to trust you implicitly.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ___ Does declawing a cat help win trust? Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 10:36 PM (9ZOcN) 137
Why duck and cover? As skinny as she is, I doubt if she could hurt anyone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW) Heh. In my one and only trip to NYC, I actually bumped into her as she was getting out of some limo. Damn. Eat a sammich girl! Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2022 10:36 PM (anj39) 138
Sorry for being a downer. I'm sure RtC will outlive me. It's just a question of where the meeting place is, and he keeps moving it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2022 10:32 PM (m0zqP) Haven't had a cat in decades. Ours was never a biter. Have you had RtC fixed? Have you had RtC completely checked over by a vet? Is it possible RtC has a skin condition or hidden tumor that bothers him? Think outside the norm, maybe it's something you haven't considered. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ) 139
Declawing is horrible for cats. It caused arthritis and a lot of pain in their knuckles.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:37 PM (9qSw/) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:37 PM (f2WH8) 141
My little feral kitten has learned to come to me when I arrive with the food dish. He will let me pick him up and pet him, getting quite used to that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:38 PM (a2gRn) 142
Agree with Orange. It could be something physical.
Also, cats can get stressed. Could be a too loud TV or maybe a noise. Mine don't like kids because they are loud and move fast. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:38 PM (9qSw/) 143
You'd have to up the voltage for flaming skulls.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (ayzS/) --- And a siren. Hope there's not a flaming skull while the Horde is in church. And the priest's/rev's/pastor's go off! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:38 PM (Dc2NZ) 144
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
I CAN'T SLEEP RELIABLY I TAKE BENADRYL, IT HELPS BUT IT'S NOT A SOLUTION GOD HELP ME I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP I'm ranting here because I feel like I embarrass myself venting anywhere else. I just want to sleep. Real, slovenly, tongue-lolling in the armpit level of sleep. I want to feel rested. It never feels like that any more. The benadryl takes me eventually, but I wake up like nothing has happened. Like I never drifted off at all. Like I've just laid there watching the backs of my eyelids for hours. Posted by: mea culpa at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (lKLIl) 145
That cat needs a dose of its own medicine.
It needs a master. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:37 PM This! Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (hBPiJ) 146
I loved Mondo 2000! Total fantasy trip, as it turned out. And I still have R.U. Sirius's "Cyberpunk Fakebook".
It was a great time - Wired magazine was still hip, cyberpunk science fiction was a big thing, and people were still coming up with new, innovative tech ideas in small companies, before FAANG took over everything in tech. I had friends who were making six-figures doing search engine optimization for clients. Then the dot-com bubble hit in 2000, and it all went away. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG) 147
Cats aren't like dogs. They don't respond to pack mentality.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (9qSw/) 148
"Explain her dating choices. Explain her ranting about that girl who was railroaded for murder in Italy. I like her sometimes, but I also think she is sus"
she mixes it up with liberal people that control media .. so what? I'm not sure she is wrong about the Italy thing, but really did not follow it. Her books make the right arguments, with useful wit. She is a fighter ... not sure her dating choices are relevant. She was friends with a Dem pollster that predicted Trump win in 2016, good audio on that conversation somewhere .. he died not long after. ... (Poor Seth) yes, I think they will murder their political foes that are being successful against them Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (Cus5s) 149
I guess I sorta get the ice cream joke, but it doesn't make me laugh or anything akin to laughing. Mayhaps I just don't understand . . . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (KTPXo) 150
140 That cat needs a dose of its own medicine.
It needs a master. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:37 PM (f2WH cats don't have masters. seriously. they warm up when they come to think of you as an equal. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:40 PM (r46W7) 151
Does declawing a cat help win trust?
Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 10:36 PM (9ZOcN) --- No. It's a brutal, barbaric practice. NEVER declaw a cat. You can train them to scratch the appropriate areas in your house like scratching posts. Your furniture may suffer a bit, but it's replaceable. The ends of a cat's toes are not. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d) 152
I just want to sleep. Real, slovenly, tongue-lolling in the armpit level of sleep. I want to feel rested. It never feels like that any more. The benadryl takes me eventually, but I wake up like nothing has happened. Like I never drifted off at all. Like I've just laid there watching the backs of my eyelids for hours.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (lKLIl Get thee melatonin from the drug store. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:40 PM (9qSw/) 153
Lindsey Graham proposes 15-week abortion ban.
OLD DONE former Republican BULL.. Throws down with the 1st poison arrow to thwart the mid-terms... CHI-COM...(oh SORRY... COCAINE) Mitch McConnell Minority Leader of the United States Senate soon to follow up with additional poison arrows. cause that's what they do now to their own REPUBLIC. We've been had... Posted by: Nightwatch at September 15, 2022 10:41 PM (J00IM) 154
I just want to sleep. Real, slovenly, tongue-lolling in the armpit level of sleep. I want to feel rested. It never feels like that any more. The benadryl takes me eventually, but I wake up like nothing has happened. Like I never drifted off at all. Like I've just laid there watching the backs of my eyelids for hours. Posted by: mea culpa at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (lKLIl) Queue up a couple of Bob Ross videos. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ) 155
Why duck and cover? As skinny as she is, I doubt if she could hurt anyone.
Posted by: nerdygirl She looks wiry strong...and she's got the crazy eyes. I like much if her writing and takes too. However, she is a bit unsettling to me. Too edgy and shrill on TV. Maybe I'm into her and don't realize it. Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:41 PM (duT0u) 156
I'm ranting here because I feel like I embarrass myself venting anywhere else.
* Look up 'sleep hygiene" if you're unfamiliar. I don't know if it will help, but it might be worth a shot to gain even another hour. Sort of a short version: don't be in bed if you're not sleeping (certain things are acceptable of course), and if you're in bed only be doing things related to sleep or getting to sleep Good luck. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 10:43 PM (Zjer5) 157
I saw Coulter in person at some rally book signing thing a few years back. In person she is one weird, anorexic skeletor looking bitch. She spoke, and I came away thinking that everything she does or says is a big act. She's whip smart, but I wouldn't trust her as far as I could kick her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:43 PM (r46W7) 158
Maybe I'm into her and don't realize it.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:41 PM (duT0u) Maybe Garrett would be kind enough to ship you a bag of antlers. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:43 PM (a2gRn) 159
Get thee melatonin from the drug store.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:40 PM (9qSw/) --- I've tried that a few times...Makes my dreams even MORE bizarre than usual... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d) 160
Then the dot-com bubble hit in 2000, and it all went away.
I took a good-paying bureaucrat job in Portland in 1995, and spent five years being envious of my friends in the Bay Area who were making a lot more money doing dot-com stuff (Portland was a lot cheaper to live in then, though). Then the crash hit, all my friends were unemployed, and I stopped being envious. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:44 PM (I2/tG) 161
...Your furniture may suffer a bit, but it's replaceable. The ends of a cat's toes are not.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:40 PM Following the consensus opinion here, one would suppose that a cat might cease destroying the furniture when it's bloody good and ready, when it's come to trust the furniture as an equal... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:44 PM (ECcuJ) 162
My late StepMom's cat was evil incarnate. Bit her DEEP on the arms and legs with some frequency. Major league cat chomp, fangs sunk in to the gums.
StepMom had made the mistake of trying to hand-raise an abandoned, truly feral kitten. Probably feral for many generations of cats, it's like a big cat. Might act tame, but you're really not going to separate the cat from the wild nature, and it's not a matter of "if", but "when." So, when StepMom passed, there was no choice but to take that 17 y/o monster to the vet, to be sent along to whatever bridges truly evil cats encounter. Robert the Cat has affectionate moments, meaning he's NOT a truly evil cat. Challenging? Oh, hell yes. I get that. Frankly, I'd go the next step and send actual video to Jackson Galaxy. Might as well try to get help from the Best in the Business. Why not? YOU certainly deserve it, and so does RtC. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 15, 2022 10:44 PM (e6UQI) 163
It was a great time - Wired magazine was still hip, cyberpunk science fiction was a big thing, and people were still coming up with new, innovative tech ideas in small companies, before FAANG took over everything in tech. I had friends who were making six-figures doing search engine optimization for clients.
Then the dot-com bubble hit in 2000, and it all went away. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG) ---- Hack the gibson! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPHPu4PV-Bw Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 10:44 PM (BFigT) 165
Antlers are hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:45 PM (Qzn2/) 166
Not me. I couldn't fall asleep before I started taking melatonin.
Now just a small dose helps me fall asleep right away and sleep through the night. Before, I could never shut off my brain. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:45 PM (9qSw/) 167
150 140 That cat needs a dose of its own medicine.
It needs a master. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:37 PM (f2WH cats don't have masters. seriously. they warm up when they come to think of you as an equal. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:40 PM (r46W7) Farmers have the proper attitude about cats. Do not let them into the farmhouse, do not feed them. Simply leave them alone to roam the farm buildings and do their work with mice and rats. In other words, don't get a cat for a house pet. YMMV Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 10:46 PM (AMIL/) 168
Before, I could never shut off my brain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Start voting Democrat. It seems to do the trick for them. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (LsEU/) 169
Maybe I'm into her and don't realize it.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:41 PM (duT0u) Just remember, Admiral, Bill Maher's been into her first.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (7bRMQ) 170
I used a spray bottle to great affect with my cats.
Any behavior like scratching outside the post or biting was met with a good couple of squirts on the head. After a month or two of that, I never had to use it again. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (9qSw/) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (Xrfse) 172
Posted by: illiniwek
OK, I really like her before the election where she was very clear that she was a one issue voter and that issue was the border. But I don't know her personally so I can't judge what happened with her and Trump (if in fact he did blacklist her.) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (Ps1ZZ) 173
Never had any effect for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (Xrfse) -------- Try tryptophan. It's made from turkeys. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:48 PM (Qzn2/) 174
It was a great time - Wired magazine was still hip, cyberpunk science fiction was a big thing, and people were still coming up with new, innovative tech ideas in small companies, before FAANG took over everything in tech.
* I'm so glad I was able to experience that internet. It was incredible to be able to search and find information about things. Now you can search with direct quotes and have no results for the exact same things you searched successfully in 2002. Because Science. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 10:49 PM (Zjer5) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 10:49 PM (Xrfse) 176
Melatonin makes me fall asleep easier but it doesn't keep me asleep.
My dreams are no weirder on melatonin because they simply could not be. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ) 177
120 Workers owning the means of production?
Who said that? But their is nothing communistic about having skin in the game. What's wrong with having 20% of common stock reserved for employee ownership? Posted by: Weirddave at September 15, 2022 10:31 PM (K2Kwt) ++++ Not a thing wrong with it if that's what the owners decide to do. But, the government requiring that the owners give some portion of their assets to their employees? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Posted by: No Name Today at September 15, 2022 10:50 PM (vlXMQ) 178
175 Try tryptophan. It's made from turkeys.
I'll fly in my sleep? Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 10:49 PM (Xrfse) --------- As God is my witness Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:50 PM (Qzn2/) 179
I don't seem to recall ever having utterly inappropriate urges over Coulter's mind, personally... I do recall that's she tall, thin, and blond though! Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 10:50 PM (ECcuJ) 180
Maybe Garrett would be kind enough to ship you a bag of antlers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Bwaha. This made me laugh...My Danish College roomate used to say that "sleeping with really skinny girls is like crashing on your bicycle. Tom Servo. I 100% agree. It's difficult to agree with someone and admire her intellect, yet not trust her stability. Undermines her somehow. Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:50 PM (duT0u) 181
Farmers have the proper attitude about cats. Do not let them into the farmhouse, do not feed them. Simply leave them alone to roam the farm buildings and do their work with mice and rats. In other words, don't get a cat for a house pet. YMMV
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 10:46 PM (AMIL/) my wife tells me that her father had much the same view on cats - he had grown up on a farm. And then he would be furious when he found out that she had snuck the cat in through the bedroom window. (which happened every night) Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:50 PM (r46W7) 182
Speaking of dreams, was staying in a friend's spare room last night and apparently I was yelling quite a lot for an extended period of time while dead asleep.
Buddy says nonchalantly this afternoon: "Sleep well last night?" So Sharkman says: "Damndest thing. Had a dream that I was just getting ready to remarry my second ex-wife and the girlfriend I had after having previously divorced her showed up and was fouling up the ceremony and wouldn't leave, so I was yelling at her to get the Hell away from me and let me marry this crazy bitch I'd divorced ten years earlier." Friend tells me about all my yelling and that he'd thought I'd started drinking again. Nope. And nope to remarrying my second ex, as well. I need a nap. Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2022 10:51 PM (Pq0CS) 183
After a month or two of that, I never had to use it again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:47 PM (9qSw/) (shrugs) same result with a .45. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ) 184
Mark Twain noted that the Cat was only creature, unlike dogs, horses, and men, that would NEVER submit to the lash. You cannot punish a cat into obedience, in that it's rather a good lesson in tolerance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:32 PM (r46W7) ++++ I have a squirt bottle filled with water that says otherwise. Posted by: No Name Today at September 15, 2022 10:51 PM (vlXMQ) 185
The trick is to add booze to whatever these suggestions are.
That's a joke, btw. That's horrible and dangerous advice. Probably. I'm not a doctor. Wear your mask when you sleep so you stay safe from COVID btw. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 10:52 PM (Zjer5) 186
Try tryptophan. It's made from turkeys.
I'll fly in my sleep? Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 10:49 PM You won't fly. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Mr. Carlson at September 15, 2022 10:52 PM (xttsV) 187
yo
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 10:52 PM (YglAn) 188
My clipboard is being stupid.
Since Ann Coulter has been mentioned, search for the obligatory, "I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard" story. Brilliant. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2022 10:52 PM (fl14z) 189
cats don't have masters. seriously. they warm up when they come to think of you as an equal. Posted by: Tom Servo a --------------------------------- Here's the deal with that cat. The cat has not responded positively to any thing that he has done. Every thing he has done to motivate the cat is wrong. What ever is done to successfully motivate the cat will not involve any thing done in previous attempts. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:53 PM (f2WH8) 190
Water is your friend with cats. Just have to squirt them right after the behavior because they have short memories and won't make the link later.
Wet their head and they will spend the next half hour rethinking their lives. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:53 PM (9qSw/) 191
I did not find where Coulter predicted a Trump win on "Real Time with Bill Maher" (or whatever), but here she takes his liberal team on effectively ... Tucker or Guttfeld or whomever don't do that.
youtube.com/watch?v=tW0GowO_MaM Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 10:53 PM (Cus5s) 192
I just made bacon, cheddar, and jalapeno corn bread "for tomorrow" and of course I've already snarfed down a big piece. I'll have some wild dreams tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ) 193
I am so, so sorry. OTOH they do have a Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 10:33 PM (EZebt) I lived in Santa Rosa for a short time a very long time ago, and it was great! Now it is a hotbed of NorCal liberal bullshit. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (XIJ/X) 194
Aren't you supposed to keep cats in boxes and then you aren't sure if they're still alive or not?
I sort of remember reading something about that in a book once. It was probably Cat Fancy or some other pet care manual. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (Zjer5) 195
Just remember, Admiral, Bill Maher's been into her first....
Posted by: OrangeEnt Shudder. Nevermind. Poor taste, cray cray to go there. I'm over it. She's no go zone...on the hot crazy matrix Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (duT0u) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (xcxpd) 197
192 I just made bacon, cheddar, and jalapeno corn bread "for tomorrow" and of course I've already snarfed down a big piece. I'll have some wild dreams tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ Yeah, eating before bed is a sure fire way to dream of electric sheep. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (9qSw/) 198
You couldn't bang her from the front.
Her man package would get in the way. Wait, I just went there. It's whole page of links. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (f2WH8) 199
I just made bacon, cheddar, and jalapeno corn bread "for tomorrow" and of course I've already snarfed down a big piece. I'll have some wild dreams tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ) Better have another piece, just to be certain it isn't spoiling. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (a2gRn) 200
Water is your friend with cats. Just have to squirt them right after the behavior because they have short memories and won't make the link later.
--- Eh. I find the squirt bottle is only marginally useful. They recognize it and respond, but they'll still engage in the undesired behavior when you aren't looking. Better to try and find the underlying cause of their behavior and then redirect them with a distraction. I have gotten pretty good at getting them to stop simply by snapping my fingers and saying "No" in a firm voice. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d) 201
Glad I got here just in time for the cat behavior tips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (Qzn2/) 202
My theory is he turned her down for a position in his Administration or something, woman scorned yada yada.
Posted by: davidt Doubt it. Would you, if you were in her shoes, take a job at the WH? 12hours a day, 6 days a week being ignored by the confederate GOPe operatives? Knowing that you could just crank out another best seller and make 4x the salary? You think Rinsed Penis would have given her any time with the Don? 'Sides, she's explained her pique; Trump didn't do enough in her eyes to fix the illegal immigration situation. Fair or not, she's been consistent. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2022 10:56 PM (IyrhE) 203
So when Joey Choo-Choo sends plane loads of illegal aliens to cities on aircraft at midnight, everything 100% A-OKay. But when Governor's Abbott or DeSantis send busloads during business hours, that is a Natural Disaster requiring the National Guard and millions, or is it billions of Tax- payer dollars to handle?
Just trying to understand the rules here. Is this covered in CRT training or is this more an intersectionality thing? LGBTQ? (Let's Get Biden To Quit) Posted by: JB1000 at September 15, 2022 10:56 PM (T0r1g) 204
Better to try and find the underlying cause of their behavior and then redirect them with a distraction. I have gotten pretty good at getting them to stop simply by snapping my fingers and saying "No" in a firm voice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d Yup. Mine respond to a firm No because I used the bottle and a loud No at the same time. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 10:56 PM (9qSw/) 205
188 My clipboard is being stupid.
Since Ann Coulter has been mentioned, search for the obligatory, "I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard" story. Brilliant. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2022 10:52 PM (fl14z) I had never seen that before, that's hilarious!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7) 206
King Harv, USAF, world traveler and coffee vendor, has passed on. Long live the king.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 15, 2022 10:58 PM (x61Im) 207
Has Martha's Vineyard put up a wall yet?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 10:58 PM (yQpMk) 208
201 Glad I got here just in time for the cat behavior tips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:55 PM (Qzn2/) Yeah, most of the tips are in the category (no pun intended) of - YOU are not behaving as the cat wants you to. Change YOUR behavior until the cat likes what you are doing. Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 10:58 PM (AMIL/) 209
Has Martha's Vineyard put up a wall yet?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 10:58 PM (yQpMk) ---------- Martha is getting contractor's bids as we speak. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/) 210
Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at September 15, 2022 10:59 PM (yUjc0) 211
++++
I have a squirt bottle filled with water that says otherwise. Posted by: No Name Today at September 15, 2022 10:51 PM (vlXMQ) ----------------------- Mom used a water pistol. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 10:59 PM (f2WH8) 212
they warm up when they come to think of you as an equal.
Posted by: Tom Servo -------------------------------- Or superior Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:00 PM (f2WH8) 213
I made the joke earlier today that a bunch of hedge fund managers spent the day watching their security cameras online to make sure no undesirables got on their property.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:01 PM (9qSw/) 214
YOU are not behaving as the cat wants you to. Change YOUR behavior until the cat likes what you are doing.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 10:58 PM (AMIL/) sure it's a stereotype, but cats and women really do have a lot in common. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 11:01 PM (r46W7) 215
Who squirts their wife with a water bottle?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:02 PM (9qSw/) 216
Ann Coulter goes behind enemy lines, goes on Maher's show and makes strong arguments ... I see no one else doing that. . Her books the same .. Trump used her arguments to win .. yet everyone here loves jokes of effing her in the ass hard?
OK, fine you brave guys go on Maher's show and take on those liberals .. you are so much braver than Ann, and so much more intellectually capable ... show your real power ... or just laugh at what you perceive as her being sexually compromised. SAD. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s) 217
YOU are not behaving as the cat wants you to. Change YOUR behavior until the cat likes what you are doing.
Posted by: Gref ___ This^ Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 11:03 PM (9ZOcN) 218
Not a thing wrong with it if that's what the owners decide to do. But, the government requiring that the owners give some portion of their assets to their employees? Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I said "in Weirddavetopia". It's a benevolent dictatorship, if you don't like it you get sent to bed without dinner. Such a system didn't evolve here, but I would argue that it would be much better, even if it were imposed by fiat. You say "the government requiring" like that would be something new and different from the dog's breakfast of unions, NLRB, restricted contracts and all the rest. It kills unions and kneecaps most of the moronic arguments for Marxism. Posted by: Weirddave at September 15, 2022 11:03 PM (GpUUo) 219
215 Who squirts their wife with a water bottle?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:02 PM (9qSw/) *Shifty eyes* Well...not when the dog is around. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 15, 2022 11:03 PM (xcxpd) 220
Who squirts their wife with a water bottle?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:02 PM (9qSw/) ---------- What if she's on fire? Posted by: Ron Karenga, Creator of Kwanzaa at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (Qzn2/) 221
So free speech is against the law in Tyler Texas?
Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile It is a rehash of an East German joke, where the Stasi show up and the protester states he is protesting the west German regime, and the cops haul him away berating him because "you know there is only one crappy regime" I suspect there is a similar joke in China where the defense is that the protester is talking about Taiwan, and the cops haul him off telling him "You could get in serious trouble if you claim there is more than One China!" Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (xhaym) 222
So best just to ignore Graham and McConnell come November
PRE-lube your bung-holes accordingly... Posted by: Nightwatch at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (J00IM) 223
Sorry, honey! I read it on AoS. They said it works on women just like with cats.
What are you doing with that frying pan?? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (9qSw/) 224
216 Ann Coulter goes behind enemy lines, goes on Maher's show and makes strong arguments ... I see no one else doing that. . Her books the same .. Trump used her arguments to win .. yet everyone here loves jokes of effing her in the ass hard?
OK, fine you brave guys go on Maher's show and take on those liberals .. you are so much braver than Ann, and so much more intellectually capable ... show your real power ... or just laugh at what you perceive as her being sexually compromised. SAD. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s) You know she fucked Bill Maher, right? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (xcxpd) 225
The Mediocre Superhero comics are a hoot.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2022 11:05 PM (Pq0CS) 226
SAD.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s) You are painting with broad a brush here. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:06 PM (a2gRn) 227
too broad
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (a2gRn) 228
That Ames guy is a weirdo.
Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (VFdBq) 229
As God is my witness
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 10:50 PM (Qzn2/) === *golfclap* Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (EZebt) 230
Now that I've moved in, I've gotten a lot of nice stuff for the house. But I try to make sure it's nice and austere to match the home. Now, my wife wants an area rug. To pollute the nice, austere wooden floor with it's luxurious, soft, echo-dampening decadence
I hate this idea. I'll fight it to the bitter end. I'll lose, but I'll hold it off as long as I can. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (oINRc) 231
I think there's a Santa Rosa County in both California and Florida. Pretty sure this is from the Florida one.
There's a Santa Rosa, CA, but it doesn't show up as a county in a brief search. Santa Rosa County, FL is the real mccoy. And I like that Sheriff. Evening, y'all. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (JOtiF) 232
I hate this idea. I'll fight it to the bitter end. I'll lose, but I'll hold it off as long as I can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (oINRc) A bath mat. It's a small area rug. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:08 PM (a2gRn) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 11:09 PM (LsEU/) 234
You know she fucked Bill Maher, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (xcxpd) And Donald Trump, metaphorically. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2022 11:09 PM (JOtiF) 235
I hate this idea. I'll fight it to the bitter end. I'll lose, but I'll hold it off as long as I can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:07 PM (oINRc) Happy wife, Visa bills. Or so I'm told. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:09 PM (9qSw/) 236
Wow, I had forgotten about Coulter. It's interesting to search some stuff about her post-2020. She's definitely going out of her way to avoid being raided by the FBI.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:10 PM (Zjer5) 237
You know she fucked Bill Maher, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 15, 2022 11:04 PM (xcxpd) I could never watch her on Maher, because all I could think of seeing her there was her on all fours while Maher, grinning like an idiot, pumps her from behind. okay I guess that reddit piece got stuck in my head. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7) 238
Gonna be a sh^t show...and the Democrats' will pull out ALL the stops on mail in ballots...
Just you watch me pretty's...just you watch. Time to head out to the Orange Tree. Night All Posted by: Nightwatch at September 15, 2022 11:12 PM (J00IM) 239
My very first comment at AoS was about Ann Coulter. We were arguing if she was teh hawt. It was that long ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 11:12 PM (EZebt) 240
If you are the top ranked chess player and someone else beats your ass using vibrating anal beads in someone else's ass, it's probably best to just give up the game. You really suck. Call Tater for an internship.
Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2022 11:13 PM (Ti+Tv) 241
Ben Shapiro, per notthebee, sez that some unknown amount of taxpayer cash is funding this railworker union settlement.
So now we are funding private union workers to keep them from striking. Why am I not surprised. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2022 11:13 PM (JOtiF) 242
Didn't Ann also get it on with Keef Obermann?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 15, 2022 11:14 PM (ZSK0i) 243
Happy wife, Visa bills.
Or so I'm told. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 11:09 PM (9qSw/) It's not money. I saved money for this crap. It's the fact that some dude installed this floor seventy years ago because he thought it looked pretty, and he was right, and it doesn't need some fucking rug. It also sounds nice with my stereo. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:14 PM (oINRc) 244
yet everyone here loves jokes of effing her in the ass hard?
Her man parts get in the way if you go from the front. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:14 PM (f2WH8) 245
"You know she fucked Bill Maher, right?"
I don't really KNOW that, but so what. She makes strong conservative argument on his show. That (especially at those times) infiltrated the MSM. Guttfeld and Tucker reach the FOX viewers ... Why am I painting with too broad a brush? In the face of the humor of (alleged) anal sex with Ann? Seems really odd, but sure, the "surprise otter" jokes are funny I guess ... imo Ann got us a Trump win in 2016, then he rejected her (as he rejected the wall and full border control) So I just don't get the joy of laughing at alleged anal sex with Ann ... OK, not misogynistic, just hate for Ann, and what she really accomplished. ... SAD. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s) 246
Didn't Ann also get it on with Keef Obermann?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 15, 2022 11:14 PM (ZSK0i) ----------- That makes for a terrifying vignette. Now I'll never get to sleep. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:15 PM (Qzn2/) 247
I'm ranting here because I feel like I embarrass myself venting anywhere else.
I just want to sleep. Posted by: mea culpa Quetiapine Fumarate, AKA Seroquel, is the only thing that enables me to sleep. Otherwise my brain will not slow down long enough to fall asleep, and if I do somehow fall asleep, it's not deep. I sleep at least 8 straight hours per night on this stuff. Which has saved my life. And I also have very vivid dreams, as recounted above! Talk to your doctor about Seroquel. Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2022 11:15 PM (Pq0CS) Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2022 11:16 PM (qAR6u) 249
Glad I got here just in time for the cat behavior tips.
I find it helpful and I've never had a cat. Heh. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 11:17 PM (Xrfse) 250
It's worth noting the the Republican-controlled Congress - the Republicans Coulter seems to be now asking us to return to - fought Trumps efforts for his entire first two years. Remember their Russia investigations even though they had security clearances knowing it was all BS?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:17 PM (Zjer5) 251
>>What's wrong with having 20% of common stock reserved for employee ownership?
Find a startup in the US where this isn't the case and I'll show you a failed startup. Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 11:18 PM (ZLI7S) 252
"yet everyone here loves jokes of effing her in the ass hard? Her man parts get in the way if you go from the front." Posted by: Braenyard
OK, that completely and logically explains everything, she is really a man, just look at that Adams's apple. thank you for showing you have no hate for her, you are just believing The Science. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:19 PM (Cus5s) 253
Does declawing a cat help win trust? Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 10:36 PM (9ZOcN) declawing is actually amputating the last joint of their phalanges, and can result in infections and death. Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 11:19 PM (xhaym) 254
*piano music stops*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:20 PM (Qzn2/) 255
were arguing if she was teh hawt.
If there were categories and she were placed in the something strange column, hot could be argued. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:20 PM (f2WH8) 256
249 Glad I got here just in time for the cat behavior tips.
I find it helpful and I've never had a cat. Heh. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 11:17 PM (Xrfse) You figured out the only way to get cats to behave. Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2022 11:20 PM (Ti+Tv) 257
Interestingly, here's Coulter just last month encouraging us to return to voting for Good Republicans.
https://tinyurl.com/y7hkyfzm Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:20 PM (Zjer5) 258
My steak is on the grill. Along with one of my home-grown potatoes. Curiously, I seem to have a high incidence of conjoined potatoes, that look like Fetterman's neck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:21 PM (a2gRn) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:21 PM (f2WH8) 260
Chiefs Win
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:22 PM (Cus5s) 261
I just want to sleep. Real, slovenly, tongue-lolling in the armpit level of sleep. I want to feel rested. It never feels like that any more. The benadryl takes me eventually, but I wake up like nothing has happened. Like I never drifted off at all. Like I've just laid there watching the backs of my eyelids for hours. Posted by: mea culpa at September 15, 2022 10:39 PM (lKLIl) Look up Huberman Lab podcast, find the episode on sleep listen to it, see if any of that applies to you https://hubermanlab.com/toolkit-for-sleep/ Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 11:22 PM (xhaym) 262
I don't even get it. We live in a country with millions of af acres covered by yawning hardwood forests... and yet people still bought carpet. And rugs. Why?!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:22 PM (oINRc) 263
*makes note to add sarc tag on some comments*
Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 11:22 PM (lTC1F) 264
257 Interestingly, here's Coulter just last month encouraging us to return to voting for Good Republicans.
https://tinyurl.com/y7hkyfzm Posted by: Moron Robbie - ------------------------------------ She's in it for Ann and all the money she can make. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:22 PM (f2WH8) 265
My steak is on the grill. Along with one of my home-grown potatoes. Curiously, I seem to have a high incidence of conjoined potatoes, that look like Fetterman's neck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:21 PM (a2gRn) -------- Grill? No sear and oven-finished then? Eeesh. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:23 PM (Qzn2/) 266
257 Interestingly, here's Coulter just last month encouraging us to return to voting for Good Republicans.
https://tinyurl.com/y7hkyfzm Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:20 PM (Zjer5) she's no different than anyone at the bulwark, except that she literally sleeps with the enemy. (yes its true, that's not just a story) I got no use for her at all. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 11:23 PM (r46W7) 267
Ingraham banged Olbermann.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 11:24 PM (Oa1Nr) 268
Why am I painting with too broad a brush? In the face of the humor of (alleged) anal sex with Ann? Seems really odd, but sure, the "surprise otter" jokes are funny I guess ... imo Ann got us a Trump win in 2016, then he rejected her (as he rejected the wall and full border control)
So I just don't get the joy of laughing at alleged anal sex with Ann ... OK, not misogynistic, just hate for Ann, and what she really accomplished. ... SAD. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s) You said "we all" are laughing at the buttsex story. Well, "we" all are not. Only one or two individuals had anything to say about it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:24 PM (a2gRn) 269
Kindltot, At Quick Hits I put some links to the
Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:24 PM (f2WH8) 270
Eeeshhh
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 15, 2022 11:25 PM (ZSK0i) 271
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s)
Bro chill and go touch some grass. Ann turned into Veruca Salt during Trumps term. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:25 PM (YglAn) 272
Declawing takes away their ability to defend themselves.
---------- They can defend themselves. But only if they establish good cause for needing their claws, to the satisfaction of a government panel. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:25 PM (Qzn2/) 273
Rest home, I wanna go like those boys. Squeezing tits
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2022 11:26 PM (WF/xn) 274
So. I finally got around to buying an external dvd player for my laptop; installed it this am and after much cussing got to play a dvd.
For tonight's viewing pleasure, I had picked out Point Of No Return starring Bridget Fonda...... And now I've seen the link in Quick Hits of Bridget. Sigh. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2022 11:26 PM (JOtiF) 275
lol Hatari
Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 11:27 PM (lTC1F) 276
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:20 PM (Zjer5)
She seems really fucking delusional and is wishcasting Trump being done. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:27 PM (YglAn) Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2022 11:28 PM (qyH+l) 278
We use Seroquel when people get agitated and delusional.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 11:28 PM (EZebt) 279
We use Seroquel when people get agitated and delusional.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 11:28 PM (EZebt) Can it be aerosolized, and sprayed into legislative chambers? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:29 PM (a2gRn) 280
Sheldon "got" Blossom, Dearie.
* Holy cow, that lady is that Blossom girl from so long ago, isn't it? Wow. I never paid much attention if the not-the-main-blonde was anywhere on screen, though. Hubba hubba. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:29 PM (Zjer5) 281
Blossom Dearie was a jazz pianist and singer. Died in 2009.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:31 PM (a2gRn) 282
Can it be aerosolized, and sprayed into legislative chambers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:29 PM (a2gRn) === Promote that guy! Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 11:31 PM (EZebt) 283
I guess I get it in the ancient world, when feet would get cold.
But we have great inventions like ductwork and insulation now. Why primitive carpets? If everything slips back into the old ways, I guess I understand putting a fur over your cold stone. But til then... Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:31 PM (oINRc) 284
278 We use Seroquel when people get agitated and delusional.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2022 11:28 PM (EZebt) --------------------- You're a shrink? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:32 PM (f2WH8) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:32 PM (Zjer5) 286
Did y'ever come across a Youtube vid that was completely unexpected, yet inevitable. Like I never even considered the idea, but of course it exists? Mildly nsfw but I'd pay money to hear the conversation with HR.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=MXqASXUF8TI Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 15, 2022 11:32 PM (cupoy) 287
Riddle me this:
I referred often to Quora, And hijacked the threads, I fucked round with NSD Jim, Now my AoS nic is dead.... Who am I? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:33 PM (Jy2cL) 288
"Interestingly, here's Coulter just last month encouraging us to return to voting for Good Republicans."
many here would prefer DeSantis ... there is momentum with Trump, but MAGA is the real winner ... (and much of MAGA and Americanism Trump took from others) Trump was strong enough to call them out, dure, hats off to the destroyer of empire. Then Trump gave the country over to Fauci, did a lot of good things, but kept Jarvanka in power ... got rid of the main people that won him the 2016 election. Navarro thinks Jared undermined Trump more than anyone. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:33 PM (Cus5s) 289
If everything slips back into the old ways, I guess I understand putting a fur over your cold stone. But til then...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:31 PM (oINRc) Find a tannery that will make a rug for you from the hide of a black Angus steer. Everyone will think you have a bearskin rug. Very soft, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:33 PM (a2gRn) 290
Yudhisthira, there has never been a hardwood floor that has not been considerably improved by the addition of a Persian rug. This is known.
Posted by: Akua Makana at September 15, 2022 11:33 PM (YkUJb) 291
240 If you are the top ranked chess player and someone else beats your ass using vibrating anal beads in someone else's ass, it's probably best to just give up the game. You really suck. Call Tater for an internship.
Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2022 11:13 PM (Ti+Tv) ++++ Except that the other end of those anal beads, so to speak, is a computer. It's not some chess genius beating the champ, it's a pair of losers running a good AI. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2022 11:34 PM (hVqGz) 292
The Ames Window (and the Ames Room) were discovered by Adelbert Ames, Jr. His father, Adelbert Ames, was a Civil War general and the first Reconstruction senator from Mississippi and later its governor. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 11:35 PM (6o0Jw) 293
I don't even get it. We live in a country with millions of af acres covered by yawning hardwood forests... and yet people still bought carpet. And rugs. Why?!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 11:22 PM (oINRc) Rugs are warmer in the winter Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 11:35 PM (xhaym) 294
Riddle me this:
I referred often to Quora, And hijacked the threads, I fucked round with NSD Jim, Now my AoS nic is dead.... Who am I? Posted by: Bitter Clinger Well, duh. qdp. QED. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 11:35 PM (bKIUx) 295
Beedee, beedee, beedee, beedee, beedee....
Posted by: Chess computer, stuck in a loop at September 15, 2022 11:36 PM (a2gRn) 296
Except that the other end of those anal beads, so to speak, is a computer. It's not some chess genius beating the champ, it's a pair of losers running a good AI.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous So, Deep... Brown? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 11:36 PM (bKIUx) 297
I don't even get it. We live in a country with millions of af acres covered by yawning hardwood forests... and yet people still bought carpet. And rugs. Why?!
* Tasteful carpet > hardwood Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:36 PM (Zjer5) 298
So, Deep... Brown?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 11:36 PM The name 'Deep Purple' has been taken... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 11:38 PM (NWbAs) 299
Declawing a cat should be a capital offense. That is evil.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2022 11:39 PM (Nf6LI) 300
Well, duh. qdp. QED.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 11:35 PM (bKIUx) Very good, Batman. But can you figure this one out: I freaked out over COVID, And swore by the mask, But I ran like a little bitch, When the Horde took me to task. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:39 PM (Jy2cL) 301
...When the Horde took me to task.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:39 PM BTH? Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 11:40 PM (NWbAs) 302
When the Horde took me to task.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:39 PM (Jy2cL) The Terlit Hobo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:40 PM (a2gRn) 303
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:39 PM (Jy2cL)
Boulder Terlit Hobo for 500 Alex Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:40 PM (YglAn) 304
Ann Coulter is too much woman for me. And by too much woman, I mean I object to her penis.
Fickle, ugly-ass tranny. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2022 11:40 PM (KFhLj) Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 11:41 PM (NWbAs) 306
Midnight is creeping up on my part of the world. Y'all have fun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:41 PM (Zjer5) 307
I love my cats. I let them come to me. I would never declaw a cat
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2022 11:42 PM (WF/xn) 308
You guys are too good.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:42 PM (Jy2cL) 309
152 I just want to sleep. Real, slovenly, tongue-lolling in the armpit level of sleep. I want to feel rested.
---- My doctor gave me a diazepam pill just for that. It was fantastic but I got hooked on it and could only get to sleep when I took it. I did cold turkey a few days and managed to break the habit. That was years ago and now that I am 29 I can almost sleep anytime and anywhere. Posted by: Ciampino enjoyed some fries and promptly fell asleep at September 15, 2022 11:42 PM (qfLjt) 310
"Bro chill and go touch some grass. Ann turned into Veruca Salt during Trumps term."
well I am not cultured so had to look them up. But here is the Thang. Trump (because of Ivanka love, and Jared .. and their pushing scarf lady?) kept murderous Fauci in front, ignoring the Great Barrington Declaration and real science. ... that lost a few hundred thousand lives, shut down our economy. The border issue and assigning open border bureaucrats was another issue ... also costing many lives, though he did SOME control. And Trump still loves the vax, which may be more damaging than most know. Yet Coulter gets so much anger from so many here. ... I think she is a warrior .. more perfect and/or effective than most of us that just live our easy lives. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:42 PM (Cus5s) 311
304 Ann Coulter is too much woman for me. And by too much woman, I mean I object to her penis.
---------- To be fair, she has some very stimulating opinions and she isn't nearly as ugly as Kathy Griffin. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:43 PM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:44 PM (f2WH8) 313
Wonderful times we live in. Gas is $4.50/gallon, and radio-controlled vibrating anal beads are a thing you can buy off the shelf.
The ghosts of the Romans of the "decline" phase are probably happy that they're no longer going to be the benchmark for decadence for future historians. Sort of like the way that Jimmy Earl is probably pleased that Obama is a thing that exists, and Obama is probably pleased that Biden is a thing that exists. Remember the part in "I, Claudius", where he realized that every previous emperor had arranged for the next one to suck even worse, to make himself look good by comparison? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp) 314
Tasteful carpet > hardwood
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 11:36 PM (Zjer5) Don't you mean: hardwood -> tasteful carpet? Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2022 11:45 PM (7bRMQ) 315
>>Navarro thinks Jared undermined Trump more than anyone.
Navarro thinks everyone but himself was secretly undermining Trump. I think I'll listen to who Trump thinks is an ally since he actually won and produced where nobody else has since Reagan. Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 11:45 PM (ZLI7S) 316
I met qdp at a mo-meetup. Seemed sincere. Why is his 'nic dead'?
Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 11:46 PM (9NKMS) 317
316 I met qdp at a mo-meetup. Seemed sincere. Why is his 'nic dead'?
Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 11:46 PM (9NKMS) --------- I was a stranger to that affair. I liked the guy. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:47 PM (Qzn2/) 318
"You said "we all" are laughing at the buttsex story. Well, "we" all are not. Only one or two individuals had anything to say about it." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
you put "we all" in quotes, and a search shows I did not say that. Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:47 PM (Cus5s) 319
The superhero comics would have gone over better if he hadn't stopped to explain each one. As the Joker said, "If you have to explain a joke, there IS no joke!"
Posted by: TB at September 15, 2022 11:48 PM (Ur3df) 320
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:42 PM (Cus5s)
Go listen to Dr. Paul Alexanders interview with Alex Jones. Ann Coulter gets paid to have an opinion. She's certainly more in the arena than I am, but, let's not kid ourselves here. She hasn't been harassed by the FBI. Denounced Trump the second everything didn't get done immediately and in general reminds me of a spoiled brat. I share some of her criticisms, and yours, but she's just an angry brat. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:48 PM (YglAn) 321
I met qdp at a mo-meetup. Seemed sincere. Why is his 'nic dead'?
Taunting a CoB when you get back from a timeout will do that. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 11:49 PM (Bd6X8) 322
you put "we all" in quotes, and a search shows I did not say that.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 11:47 PM (Cus5s) How very Clintonian of you. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:49 PM (a2gRn) 323
I lost what little respect I had for Coulter when I found out she was banging the idiotic Bill Maher.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp) 324
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 11:45 PM (ZLI7S)
I deeply respect your opinion but Jared was in charge of Trump's re-election and Pedro Gonzalez of Chronicles Magazine has pointed out...shall we say....Jared is a grifter not really interested in MAGA policies. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:50 PM (YglAn) 325
I covered economics And posted before noon, Becuz of our jackasses in Congress It usually spelled DOOM Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:50 PM (Jy2cL) 326
Remember the part in "I, Claudius", where he realized that every previous emperor had arranged for the next one to suck even worse, to make himself look good by comparison? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 11:44 PM (bW8dp) And the one who for reelz sucks is next. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 11:50 PM (Oa1Nr) 327
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 11:49 PM (Bd6X
That's what happened eh? LOL. Dude had the most random stories and takes. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:51 PM (YglAn) 328
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:50 PM (Jy2cL)
His nic started with an M. Dammit. Monty? Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:52 PM (YglAn) 329
Wasn't Jared responsible for the Abraham Accords?
I think the gossip on him comes from, to say the least, jealousy. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:52 PM (f2WH8) 330
Show up late for the MisHum, but stay for Dave?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 15, 2022 11:52 PM (bM7vb) 331
I kind of want the flouncers, exiles, and sabbatical leave-takers to return to the fold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 11:53 PM (Dc2NZ) 332
Monty?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:52 PM (YglAn) ..... Correct. Collect 40 quatloos. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:53 PM (Jy2cL) 333
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 11:52 PM (f2WH
Yes. So did pulling Trump back from policies we would have liked. Allegedly. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:53 PM (YglAn) 334
I was a stranger to that affair. I liked the guy. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:47 PM (Qzn2/) Were you at Pechanga? Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 11:54 PM (9NKMS) 335
Rugs are warmer in the winter
Posted by: Kindltot Also, far more practical for spontaneous floor sex. Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 15, 2022 11:54 PM (duT0u) 336
That's what happened eh? LOL.
Dude had the most random stories and takes. I think he might be an undiagnosed aspie. But then I've been told I might be an undiagnosed aspie. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 11:54 PM (Bd6X8) 337
I kind of want the flouncers, exiles, and sabbatical leave-takers to return to the fold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 11:53 PM (Dc2NZ) Sounds like part of Santa's reindeer "B" team. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:55 PM (a2gRn) 338
194 Aren't you supposed to keep cats in boxes and then you aren't sure if they're still alive or not?
I sort of remember reading something about that in a book once. It was probably Cat Fancy or some other pet care manual. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 15, 2022 10:54 PM (Zjer5) ---- That's Schrodinger's Cat and it involves Maths. Posted by: Ciampino doesn't like people poisoning cats at September 15, 2022 11:55 PM (qfLjt) 339
I was a stranger to that affair. I liked the guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:47 PM (Qzn2/) Were you at Pechanga? Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 11:54 PM (9NKMS) --------- Woodstock Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/) 340
Before they existed, I was the OG NeverTrump, My brand of conservatism, Supported male sex in the rump! Who am I? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:56 PM (Jy2cL) 341
I kind of want the flouncers, exiles, and sabbatical leave-takers to return to the fold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 15, 2022 11:53 PM (Dc2NZ) Sounds like part of Santa's reindeer "B" team. The Island of Misfit Commenters. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 11:56 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 11:57 PM (a2gRn) 343
Before they existed,
I was the OG NeverTrump, My brand of conservatism, Supported male sex in the rump! Who am I? Hi, Gabe. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 11:57 PM (Bd6X8) 344
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:56 PM (Jy2cL)
Jeff B? Or....that other weekend COB. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:57 PM (YglAn) 345
> Sounds like part of Santa's reindeer "B" team.
> The Island of Misfit Commenters. The AoS Group W Bench (there's an oldie). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 11:57 PM (bW8dp) 346
I am wrong it was Gabe
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 11:57 PM (YglAn) 347
I loved Ann Coulter's books until...
she published a "greatest hits" album. I figured that was when she jumped the shark and retired. btw, she was the main squeeze of some lefty until he died. Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 15, 2022 11:58 PM (JkeTM) 348
305
*waits for Johnny to show me what I've won... Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 11:41 PM (NWbAs) https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=GYWpY2GBwpk Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 15, 2022 11:58 PM (cupoy) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:58 PM (Qzn2/) 350
The Zanty Misfits?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 15, 2022 11:58 PM (JkeTM) Posted by: Zettai at September 15, 2022 11:59 PM (XQQ0P) 352
Woodstock
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/) You're a cagey guy Cicero. I'm from Cicero myself. I like to tell people that you are considered quite successful if you get out only having done county time. Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 15, 2022 11:59 PM (9NKMS) 353
Nobody at Woodstock remembers being at Woodstock.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 16, 2022 12:00 AM (JkeTM) 354
My normally docile cat just acted like she was going to bite me when I tried to move her to a different spot on the bed, so she got unceremoniously deposited at the foot of the bed and bopped with a pillow. She went into the other room to sulk. Hopefully, I don't come home tomorrow to find a cat turd in my shoe...
Posted by: PabloD at September 16, 2022 12:00 AM (RCUN8) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 12:00 AM (Jy2cL) 356
Sounds like part of Santa's reindeer "B" team.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon On Grafter, On Con-ner, on carpetbagger on Fix-In! Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 16, 2022 12:01 AM (duT0u) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:01 AM (Bd6X8) 358
>>I deeply respect your opinion but Jared was in charge of Trump's re-election and Pedro Gonzalez of Chronicles Magazine has pointed out...shall we say....Jared is a grifter not really interested in MAGA policies.
Nice of you to say, thank you. Trump won in a landslide. I'm not a fan of Kushner although I give him enormous credit for the Abraham Accords where he succeeded where the entire State Dept establishment failed for many decades. Anyone who has lived or done business in the ME can attest to what an incredible thing it is to have Muslim countries now working with Israel. We all play the hands we are dealt. Nobody wanted to work for Trump when he won in 2016. No. Body. And anyone who says different is peddling revisionist history. When Trump runs again in 2024 and wins I expect he will have a more professional team lined up. And neither Kushner or Laura will be part of it. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:01 AM (ZLI7S) 359
Allegedly.
Posted by: thathalfrican -, ------------------------------- That's it. Most of Trump's enemies we have facts. All the generals, the guy from Exxon, etc. The only thing we "know" about Jared are good deeds. Expose a deed and I'm on board until then, I'll stick with jealousy. (he's the husband of his precious daughter and will, by nature, receive some attention not given to others in the immediate circle) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 12:02 AM (f2WH8) Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym) 361
"Navarro thinks everyone but himself was secretly undermining Trump. I think I'll listen to who Trump thinks is an ally since he actually won and produced where nobody else has since Reagan." Posted by: JackStraw
OK, but he got rid of Bannon, Flynn, Sebastion, (Coulter in a sense), and others that were his main team ... and clearly put in many that did not perform. Yeah, he could not take on the whole DeepState alone ... but there were failures. Trust in Sessions or Barr or Fauci or others was a failure. But we have a base movement with Trump, and probably have to go with that, assuming they don't imprison or assassinate him. Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 12:06 AM (Cus5s) 362
I've heard that Jared declaws cats. Even ones that aren't his. Without consent. With his bare teeth, while reciting the Torah backwards.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 12:07 AM (KFhLj) 363
The governor of Illinois on Wednesday issued an emergency disaster proclamation after several hundred illegal immigrants were bused from the U.S.–Mexico border to Illinois.
several hundred *snort* Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 12:09 AM (yQpMk) 364
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:01 AM (ZLI7S)
I hope you're right. I think those two did more harm than good. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:09 AM (YglAn) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:11 AM (MvxGv) 366
The cat is now back, sitting at my feet and trying her best to give me an evil glare. And purring... But I think in her own weird way she's trying to reconcile. Or she's plotting how to kill a hooman 20 times her size.
Posted by: PabloD at September 16, 2022 12:11 AM (RCUN8) 367
*dreams of 2🍊24...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:11 AM (MvxGv) Whole buncha watermelons, and two Honey-Do's. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 12:12 AM (a2gRn) 368
"How very Clintonian of you." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
of ME? well I only referred to those making the comments, I did not argue the meaning of is, I said your quote was not accurate, and it was not. .. sheesh Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 12:12 AM (Cus5s) 369
In fairness, hardwood is better for flors anb women
Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:13 AM (gC9O2) Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:14 AM (lTC1F) 371
Hey Y5.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:14 AM (lTC1F) 372
I don't like riddles
Neither does Batman https://youtu.be/SVW6SH2bjYQ Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym) Nice looking girl. Funny vid, sort of. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 12:15 AM (a2gRn) 374
Wireless devices in your rectum will give you ass cancer. It's in the bible.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (w2Z7l) 375
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 12:02 AM (f2WH
https://nitter.net/KcAmerican23/status/1561792485101375490#m Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (YglAn) 376
370 Arguing politics on an ONT rarely ends well.
Just sayin'. Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:14 AM (lTC1F) --- It's getting as contentious as the day threads. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (6/K6X) 378
I heard that Jared would show up to meetings, drink a sixer of Molson's, and belligerently interject "eh" when conservatives were persuading Don Magnifico to do something rightwing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 12:17 AM (KFhLj) 379
Wireless devices in your rectum will give you ass cancer. It's in the bible.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (w2Z7l) And they have to be Browntooth compatible, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 12:17 AM (a2gRn) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:17 AM (YglAn) 381
In Egypt in a tomb in Saqqara, archeologists have found some blocks of cheese 2.600 years old. Which was about the time Cambyses was born and when the Etruscans had captured Rome. That is kind of impressive
https://tinyurl.com/yckx9vt4 Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym) 382
I think that the most treasonous of all of Trump's appointments, was Rex Tillerson, Citizen of Exxontopia.
He knew he was opposed to all things Trump, hated all things Trump, and yet accepted the nomination and sought the confirmation. All while only scheming to torpedo every Trumpian effort within the range of his Wolf-Packs. Sessions, by comparison, was a gullible fuckup, but his fuckupery did damage far beyond Tillerson's. Abraham Accords put Jared in the positive column, even if only by a whisker. In a 2nd Trump term, those would've broken the Mullahs in Iran, freeing her people, and pulling the final lynchpin holding back true advances in quashing the radicals and empowering the saner elements in various mid-east countries. And now, we have FJB wanting to send more pallets of cash to Iran. Go figure. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 12:18 AM (e6UQI) 383
My wifi keeps cutting out.
My cable modem drops several times a day, but only within specific high internet traffic times. The ISP tells me I need a new modem to replace the one I bought four months ago. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:19 AM (Bd6X8) 384
In Egypt in a tomb in Saqqara, archeologists have found some blocks of cheese 2.600 years old. Which was about the time Cambyses was born and when the Etruscans had captured Rome. That is kind of impressive
https://tinyurl.com/yckx9vt4 Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym) I hope nobody cut it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 12:19 AM (a2gRn) 385
In Egypt in a tomb in Saqqara, archeologists have found some blocks of cheese 2.600 years old.
Posted by: Kindltot That is some serious ageing. So bitey it would crack your tongue. Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 12:20 AM (LsEU/) 386
SMH!
Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:21 AM (gC9O2) 387
>>OK, but he got rid of Bannon, Flynn, Sebastion, (Coulter in a sense), and others that were his main team ... and clearly put in many that did not perform.
Maybe it's just the way I look at things but I've been watching politics all my life and I've never seen a presidency like Trumps so I tend to look at it differently. Not to dodge your question and I am not at all saying Trump is perfect but let me ask you, which other president had a fake conspiracy run against him by the FBI/DOJ, State Dept., much of his own party and the media not only when he took office but during the campaign? I'll answer the obvious question, no president. So why should we judge him by conventional standards? The Trump presidency was a black swan. It was never supposed to happen. We were supposed to have Hillary or an acceptable McCain. We were on the fast track to the WEF program and the entire weight of the establishment came down on him. And he fought like a boss and produced more than even Reagan. He's not perfect and not all his decision or personnel issues were but Bannon, Flynn and Gorka all still support him. Without Trump there would be no Governor DeSantis. Trump changed everything Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:21 AM (ZLI7S) 388
In fairness nobody wants to fuck Kat timf or he ugly sister ann
Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (gC9O2) 389
In an interesting story from Lebanon: The Association of the Outcry of Depositors rose to national prominence on Wednesday when the group admitted to helping Sally Hafez conduct an armed bank raid in which she successfully retrieved $13,000 of her trapped savings to pay for her sister’s cancer treatment.
Lebanese banks are restricting withdrawls for their depositors due to an ongoing banking melt down for the last three years that involves hyper inflation and what looks like seriously leveraged banks due to fractional deposit laws https://tinyurl.com/mr2av8ct Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (xhaym) 390
we are not even arguing politics, we are arguing about trashing Coulter, and/or accepting Trump's choices as pure and always correct. ... He dumped his main team that brought him the victory but yes, his persona and fearless ability to point out the weakness of his enemies was awesome. imo Coulter gave him his biggest weapon, with her book on Adios America. But he took it from there.
As many said before 11/2016, "we want Trump as the destroyer" ... and he mostly fulfilled that role in most ways. Or The Great Revealer. Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (Cus5s) 391
Wasn't Tillerson also largely responsible for destroying the Boy Scouts during his time on the Board of Directors?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (LsEU/) 392
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:21 AM (ZLI7S)
Good assessment. But man, some of those personnel hires and fires? Yikes. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:23 AM (YglAn) 393
Evening all
That tiktok cop speech was something else. Never thought I'd see and hear that. I'm not fully convinced it was for real. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:23 AM (K0jo2) 394
I would like to note the actual irony that I am, in fact, a late night hobo hunter in this fair city of Minneapolis; stories to share. Seems like not enough people remember that sometimes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2022 12:24 AM (bM7vb) 395
In fairness nobody wants to fuck Kat timf or he ugly sister ann
Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (gC9O2) I would bend her over a desk. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:24 AM (VwHCD) 396
That tiktok cop speech was something else. Never thought I'd see and hear that. I'm not fully convinced it was for real.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:23 AM It's very real! Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:24 AM (yOm6j) 397
As many said before 11/2016, "we want Trump as the destroyer" ... and he mostly fulfilled that role in most ways. Or The Great Revealer.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (Cus5s) I would like to see him come back in 2024 as Death Incarnate. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:25 AM (VwHCD) 398
I would bend her over a desk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:24 AM And f*ck her in the arse?? Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:25 AM (yOm6j) 399
391 Wasn't Tillerson also largely responsible for destroying the Boy Scouts during his time on the Board of Directors?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (LsEU/) ------------------ Yes. The other day I saw some Boy Scouts selling something outside of Kroger, I purposefully dodged them, I don't know what that group is up to any more, maybe they have reformed, maybe not. Our country is being gutted from the inside out. Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 12:26 AM (RG7Wy) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:26 AM (YglAn) 401
I would bend her over a desk.
Posted by: B For fun? You have to have a bag and some wrenches somewhere in your garage that would be softer and more fun Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:26 AM (gC9O2) 402
It's getting as contentious as the day threads.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (Dc2NZ) My tomatoes are getting ripe, and I am helping a friend winterize her house. I think I will focus on that. Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:26 AM (xhaym) 403
In fairness nobody wants to fuck Kat timf or he ugly sister ann
Posted by: Y5 So you're more a Maddow guy? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2022 12:28 AM (vOW4/) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:28 AM (YglAn) 405
What video?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:26 AM It's the ONT WTF this evening, above... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:29 AM (yOm6j) 406
My plumbing adventure was a sucess.
A. Didn't have to call a plumber 2. Only one trip to town. iii. Traps cleaned IV. Leak stopped. Success. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:29 AM (K0jo2) 407
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:29 AM (yOm6j)
Oh, yeah, I've seen this one before. It's a good one. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:30 AM (YglAn) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:30 AM (Qzn2/) 409
I would like to see him come back in 2024 as Death Incarnate.
Posted by: Berserker With a terrifyingly yuuge beautiful golden scythe. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2022 12:30 AM (vOW4/) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:30 AM (VwHCD) 411
My plumbing adventure was a sucess.
A. Didn't have to call a plumber 2. Only one trip to town. iii. Traps cleaned IV. Leak stopped. Success. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:29 AM (K0jo2) Good work! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 12:31 AM (a2gRn) 412
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:29 AM (K0jo2)
You, sir, are a great American. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:31 AM (YglAn) 413
"He's not perfect and not all his decision or personnel issues were but Bannon, Flynn and Gorka all still support him. Without Trump there would be no Governor DeSantis. Trump changed everything" Posted by: JackStraw
Right, but it does not make Navarro wrong. It does not mean he was not wrong to ignore Coulter as he went soft on some border things and appointed those that were open border advocates. So maybe he was playing some Hi-Jinx we will never know about, whatever. Or maybe there is divine intervention, idk. Keeping frauds Fauci/Birx ... obvious swamp creatures ... it is not wrong to point out these failures. And sure, we assume Hillary would have ushered in something worse ... but here we are with Biden ... still fighting but now as "The worst terrorist threat to America, MAGA people". heh ... hard to say if we have been saved by Trump. I guess we bought some time ? Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 12:31 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:31 AM (Bd6X8) 415
..Wasn't Tillerson also largely responsible for destroying the Boy Scouts during his time on the Board of Directors?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 12:22 AM (LsEU/) Had forgot about that, but yeah, yeah, he was. Bass. Turd. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 12:31 AM (e6UQI) 416
It's the ONT WTF this evening, above...
Posted by: Z In fairness, you have just done fat chicks, never anybody under 300 Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM (gC9O2) Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM (LsEU/) 418
I would bend her over a desk.
Posted by: B For fun? You have to have a bag and some wrenches somewhere in your garage that would be softer and more fun Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:26 AM (gC9O2) Nothing in my garage has an ass you can palm like a fucking cheeseburger. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM (VwHCD) 419
It's very real!
Posted by: Zettai Well, the clip is real... Is it a trick to get the shooter to reveal themselves? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM (K0jo2) 420
No warm up period?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:28 AM Warm-up periods are overrated, and women tend to be quite impatient of delays for that sort of thing... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:33 AM (tHCdq) 421
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM (VwHCD)
Why are you palming a cheeseburger? Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:33 AM (YglAn) Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:34 AM (gC9O2) 423
Nothing in my garage has an ass you can palm like a fucking cheeseburger.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM (VwHCD) ------- Must be one from In-N-Out Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:34 AM (Qzn2/) 424
Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:34 AM (gC9O2)
I see you're a man of action. Also the type to do it and ask for forgiveness later. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:34 AM (YglAn) 425
Sounds like I need to start fucking cheeseburgers.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 12:34 AM (KFhLj) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2022 12:35 AM (vOW4/) 427
379 Wireless devices in your rectum will give you ass cancer. It's in the bible.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 12:16 AM (w2Z7l) And they have to be Browntooth compatible, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 12:17 AM (a2gRn) ---- You mean Browntoothless compatible. I imagine that's one locality where teeth are not welcome. Posted by: Ciampino - USB 4 will be better at September 16, 2022 12:35 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:35 AM (Bd6X8) 429
..Why are you palming a cheeseburger? Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:33 AM (YglAn)
Because hot apple pies are for horny teenagers in B movies? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 12:35 AM (e6UQI) 430
Warm-up periods are overrated, and women tend to be quite impatient of delays for that sort of thing...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:33 AM (tHCdq) ----------- There are things to do and punctuality is a virtue that every hot woman admires. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:35 AM (Qzn2/) 431
Is it a trick to get the shooter to reveal themselves?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:32 AM It is from time to time, in Floridia and other states, I suppose... My state of Newyorkistan is a castle-doctrine state, but not a stand-your-ground state... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:36 AM (tHCdq) 432
There are things to do and punctuality is a virtue that every hot woman admires.
But not all of them practice. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:36 AM (Bd6X8) 433
Also the type to do it and ask for forgiveness later.
Posted by In fairness, she knew why you were there she should have been ready Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:36 AM (gC9O2) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:37 AM (YglAn) 435
Any one heard from Zod lately?
I've yakked with him once or twice and he seemed like a pleasant fellow, for a god, that is. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2022 12:37 AM (G0Z4H) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:37 AM (Qzn2/) 437
> 2. Only one trip to town.
This right here is the one true measure of a steely-eyed home improvement man. Or woman. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2022 12:38 AM (bW8dp) 438
Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 12:35 AM (e6UQI)
You know, I've never seen that movie in its' entirety Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:38 AM (YglAn) 439
Thanks for rejoicing with me. It seems most plumbing issues take three trips to town so to accomplish this task with one trip was nice.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:38 AM (K0jo2) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:38 AM (YglAn) 441
Thanks for rejoicing with me. It seems most plumbing issues take three trips to town so to accomplish this task with one trip was nice.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:38 AM (K0jo2) -------- Hmmm. BTW, how old is your water heater? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:39 AM (Qzn2/) 442
Remember when McDonalds had those hot apple pies that they put in the actual deep fryer?
Another thing the modern Nanny State doesn't allow us to have. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2022 12:40 AM (bW8dp) Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:40 AM (lTC1F) 444
Looking back it seems like I've spent most of my life battling entropy. And entropy seems to be winning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (Qzn2/) 445
..You know, I've never seen that movie in its' entirety
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:38 AM (YglAn) Nor, I. It is however, a Cultural Touchstone. And many a pair of stones has been touched in service of that culture. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (e6UQI) 446
>>Good assessment.
>>But man, some of those personnel hires and fires? Yikes. In hindsight some were obviously bad. But not to belabor the point they have to be taken in context. I've been a higheingr manager for many years and you don't always get to pick your candidate pool. How many people do you think wanted to work for a Russian asset in 2017 when doing so meant you would likely be subjected to an FBI investigation not to mention public scorn? People seem to forget but at the time working for Trump in DC meant you couldn't even go to dinner in a restaurant without being a mob descending on you. This wasn't an Obama loveathon. General Flynn, a decorated and celebrated military officer, had to sell his home over lies. Would you volunteer to work for Trump after that? Forget the personnel issues, tell me a Republican president in your lifetime who produced like Trump. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (ZLI7S) 447
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:40 AM (lTC1F)
To be fair only one person talked about doing it. The rest of us questioned the idea. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (YglAn) 448
Remember when McDonalds had those hot apple pies that they put in the actual deep fryer?
Another thing the modern Nanny State doesn't allow us to have. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia And they still used lard. Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 12:42 AM (6/K6X) 449
This happens all the time, nothing to see here: https://tinyurl.com/2qdh67fq 16 yr. old junior high school runner had a heart attack at the end of a race. He had major coronary artery blockage (blood clots) and required angioplasty and stents. This happens all the time, nothing to worry about. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz) 450
"I loved Ann Coulter's books until... she published a "greatest hits" album. --I figured that was when she jumped the shark and retired. btw, she was the main squeeze of some lefty until he died."
She was friendly with a smart Dem pollster (no idea if she was his main squeeze), did a conversation with him before 2016 and he saw the undecided vote going big for Trump. Smart guy, interesting conversation, forget his name. Anyway, he went against the norm, was correct, then they killed him ... I mean (cough) he died of spontaneous combustion, or some natural cause. heh (poor Seth) Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 12:42 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 12:43 AM (f2WH8) 452
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (ZLI7S)
To your question; sadly it's a laughably low bar. W was the first president I could vote for, so Trump is a "oh the humanity!" landslide victory. But to compare him from what, little, I know history easily since Reagan and possibly Coolidge. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:43 AM (YglAn) 453
You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:31 AM *whispers in Thathalfrican's ear "AK is a ma'am" *made the same error myself once... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:44 AM (tHCdq) 454
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 12:42 AM (6/K6X)
That's how you know they wanna kill us. Lard is infinitely more healthy than seed oils. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:44 AM (YglAn) 455
Hmmm. BTW, how old is your water heater? Posted by: Cicero Newish, thankfully. Isn't all life a continuous fight against entrophy? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:45 AM (K0jo2) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:45 AM (YglAn) 457
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Air pollution must have been REALLY bad. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:45 AM (YglAn) 458
lol thathalfrican.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:46 AM (lTC1F) 459
Night all.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:46 AM (YglAn) 460
> Warm-up periods are overrated
For a short time, I had a girlfriend who seemed to have "warm-up periods" several times a month. I soon moved on to a girl who actually enjoyed sex. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2022 12:46 AM (bW8dp) 461
I'm going to have to consider spanking my cheeseburger the next time I'm grabbing some takeout.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 12:46 AM (w2Z7l) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:47 AM (K0jo2) 463
408 The tomatoes are ripe.
I repeat, the tomatoes are ripe. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:30 AM (Qzn2/) ---- The bear likes honey. I repeat, the bear likes honey. Posted by: Ciampino - must be code for something at September 16, 2022 12:47 AM (qfLjt) 464
Monday is National Cheeseburger Day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 12:47 AM (4I/2K) 465
I soon moved on to a girl who actually enjoyed sex.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2022 12:46 AM (bW8dp) --------- Do you still have her number? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:47 AM (Qzn2/) 466
> And they still used lard.
And the fries were cooked in actual beef drippings from the burgers. And the milk shakes involved real milk and real ice cream. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp) 467
Forget the personnel issues, tell me a Republican president in your lifetime who produced like Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (ZLI7S) Personally, I really think while he was producing he was trying to walk a tightrope, which is why sometimes he wobbled on the line. I really think he was trying to just make it to his second term and then go fully armed and operational Deathstar since he couldn't run again anyway. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD) 468
> Do you still have her number?
This was 40 years ago... in retrospect, I'm thinking she probably didn't age well. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp) Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:48 AM (lTC1F) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:48 AM (tHCdq) 471
Meh. No harm in asking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:49 AM (Qzn2/) 472
In case anyone missed it:
Wrecked semi shoots load of dildos and lube all over I-40 https://tinyurl.com/3dyv52zw Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:50 AM (lTC1F) 473
Me reading about y'all f'ing cheeseburgers:
https://tinyurl.com/ydrr87b6 Sometimes we're hungry. Sometimes we're horny. And sometimes we're just confused. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:50 AM (Bd6X8) 474
Looking back it seems like I've spent most of my life battling entropy. And entropy seems to be winning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (Qzn2/) It's a thing. As for me, I fight authority and authority always wins: https://youtu.be/wsEwK69LXjQ Posted by: John Mellencamp at September 16, 2022 12:50 AM (4I/2K) 475
there is a cosmology theory that the universe is biased towards creating order, just not the order that we can use or like. Life tends to disrupt the universe into disorder that we find more advantageous. I like that theory
It does change the eventual "heat death of the universe" with randomness into an eventual lowest energy organization that cannot be modified, though. Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:51 AM (xhaym) 476
Remember when McDonalds had those hot apple pies that they put in the actual deep fryer?
I preferred the cherry ones, myself. Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 12:52 AM (kOpft) 477
Looking back it seems like I've spent most of my life battling entropy. And entropy seems to be winning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:41 AM (Qzn2/) It's a thing. As for me, I fight authority and authority always wins: https://youtu.be/wsEwK69LXjQ I fought the law and I won (a tribute to Dan White): https://youtu.be/9dB_ubVAnGw Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 12:52 AM (Bd6X8) 478
Flex Seal? Posted by: Braenyard The connecting pipes had a gasket like piece that was not placed properly. I did have to play with it a couple times. Actually... I didnt see the point of the piece, put it back together without it, threw it away. When the leak was worse, I had to reconnect everything and then realized its purpose. At first I thought it just sat in the larger pipe, then I realized that it actually slides over the smaller pipe. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:53 AM (K0jo2) 479
I. Fairness it should have said "overturned semi dumps load of dildos over highway"
Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:53 AM (gC9O2) 480
Remember when McDonalds had those hot apple pies that they put in the actual deep fryer?
I preferred the cherry ones, myself. Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 12:52 AM (kOpft) They were good. But lesser than the Arby's apple turnover, IMO. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 12:54 AM (Jy2cL) 481
It's the world's beat kept dirty secret. You don't think The Hamburglar was eating all those burgers?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 12:54 AM (KFhLj) 482
Life is islands of embattled complexity in a universe that is careening toward a maximally disordered equilibrium.
That's your problem right there in a nutshell. F'in second law of thermodynamics. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 12:54 AM (Qzn2/) 483
Wrecked semi shoots load of dildos and lube all over I-40 https://tinyurl.com/3dyv52zw Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:50 AM (lTC1F) I haven't been brave enough to look, did they come out and spray over the highway, or did they kind of come out in a wad? Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 12:54 AM (xhaym) 484
I. Fairness it should have said "overturned semi dumps load of dildos over highway"
Posted by: Y5 ___ In fairness, it wouldn't have been as funny. Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:54 AM (lTC1F) 485
Allowing the country to be shut down and signing the trillions of Covid scam relief bills was weak. Taking the path of least resistance was disappointing to say the least.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 12:55 AM (9pcIx) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:56 AM (kZWnX) 487
In fairness, it wouldn't have been as funny. Posted by: S In fairness, you're right, it would have been funnier Posted by: Y5 at September 16, 2022 12:56 AM (gC9O2) 488
The nutritional health "advice" given over the last 40 to 50 years has been pure bullshit. Bassackwards bullshit. Lard and beef tallow are far healthier than vegetable oils. It's all been bullshit. Saturated animal fat is the best fat. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 12:57 AM (Mzdiz) 489
16 yr. old junior high school runner had a heart attack at the end of a race. He had major coronary artery blockage (blood clots) and required angioplasty and stents.
This happens all the time, nothing to worry about. "Sudden Teenage Death Syndrome" -the media, sometime soon. Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 12:57 AM (kOpft) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:57 AM (K0jo2) 491
Ronald Reagan by a mile.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 12:58 AM (9pcIx) 492
I haven't been brave enough to look, did they come out and spray over the highway, or did they kind of come out in a wad?
Posted by: Kindltot ___ Most were still boxed, so the vision of severed dicks all over the road wasn't burnt into the skulls of innocent passerbys. What's hilarious is the long, awkward pause by the chopper pilot when the studio newsreader asks what the cargo was. And then the cameraman zooms in... Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:58 AM (lTC1F) 493
Trump letting the several States set their own bat flu policies was a stroke of genius... He could have nationalised the mess... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 12:58 AM (kZWnX) 494
>> Air pollution must have been REALLY bad.
It was climate change. Or maybe internal combustion engines what clogged his arteries. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 12:59 AM (Mzdiz) 495
472 In case anyone missed it:
Wrecked semi shoots load of dildos and lube all over I-40 https://tinyurl.com/3dyv52zw Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 12:50 AM (lTC1F) ---- Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 12:59 AM (Dc2NZ) 496
16 yr. old junior high school runner had a heart attack at the end of a race. He had major coronary artery blockage (blood clots) and required angioplasty and stents.
The "cure" is worse than the disease. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:59 AM (K0jo2) 497
Just saw a funny one. Tarzan as a White dude is safe. The Left would never allow a Black man to act like an ape in a Hollywood movie.
Posted by: Ciampino - that Tarzan thing is funny at September 16, 2022 01:00 AM (qfLjt) 498
Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 12:59 AM (Dc2NZ) --------- A potentially fatal disruption of the sex toy supply chain could push America tight over the cliff. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 01:00 AM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:00 AM (kZWnX) 500
"Personally, I really think while he was producing he was trying to walk a tightrope, which is why sometimes he wobbled on the line. I really think he was trying to just make it to his second term and then go fully armed and operational Deathstar since he couldn't run again anyway." Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
yeah, I think he felt he could not overcome the media so had to keep Fauci/Birx. (imo that was very wrong as they were evil swamp). And imo maybe he still was correct enough, and did WIN in 2020 ... but the MASSIVE fraud was beyond what even smart guys like DaveFla could have imagined. ... But still, it is not wrong to discuss the faults ... despite having his own GOPe undermining him at every turn. So who knows? We hope Trump the Sequel will fix all those issues ... Trump has learned ... I want to trust in God more, but God wants a nation to be healed by turning to Him ... so we might still need some work on that front. heh Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 01:01 AM (Cus5s) 501
Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: All Hail Eris ___ When I came across this headline this afternoon, I couldn't stop laughing for about fifteen minutes. Hub and I both wondered how unfortunate it would have been if someone's windshield was taken out by a flying dildo...how does one explain that to their insurance company? Sorry...crying laughing again... Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:02 AM (lTC1F) 502
The connecting pipes had a gasket like piece that was not placed properly. I did have to play with it a couple times. Actually... I didnt see the point of the piece, put it back together without it, threw it away. When the leak was worse, I had to reconnect everything and then realized its purpose. At first I thought it just sat in the larger pipe, then I realized that it actually slides over the smaller pipe.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:53 AM (K0jo2) I'm guessing you're talking about the little round plastic gasket from the tailpiece to the P-trap, or P-trap to the trap adapter? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 01:03 AM (VwHCD) 503
Ha! I'm watching Star Trek: Lower Decks and they're ragging on the conniving Delta Shift again.
We used to hate on Delta Shift. We called them rootless grifters. Until I got on Delta Shift and saw how awesome it was to be a rootless grifter. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:03 AM (Dc2NZ) 504
>>Personally, I really think while he was producing he was trying to walk a tightrope, which is why sometimes he wobbled on the line. I really think he was trying to just make it to his second term and then go fully armed and operational Deathstar since he couldn't run again anyway.
I think his entire term was a tightrope walk, fighting investigations and fake impeachments, it was really unprecedented. And the virus took it to a whole new level. No matter what he said of did he was being attacked from all sides. But I still come back to the fact that he was the most consequential president of my life. Even now he dominates the public discourse. It's pretty remarkable. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 01:03 AM (ZLI7S) 505
Hub and I both wondered how unfortunate it would have been if someone's windshield was taken out by a flying dildo...how does one explain that to their insurance company?
Sorry...crying laughing again... Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:02 AM (lTC1F) "Mom, what was that thing that banged into the windshield?" "Um, it was, an, um, a BIRD!" "Wow, it had an enormous dick, didn't it?" Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 01:05 AM (xhaym) 506
A suggestion for the current "housing crises" in Martha's Vineyard. Some of those summer rentals should be converted to Section 8 housing. At least for the off season.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 16, 2022 01:06 AM (Bd6X8) 507
Hub and I both wondered how unfortunate it would have been if someone's windshield was taken out by a flying dildo...how does one explain that to their insurance company?
Sorry...crying laughing again... Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:02 AM (lTC1F) --- "Act of God"? I don't see why "a plague of dildoes" couldn't be a form of extradimensional reckoning. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:07 AM (Dc2NZ) 508
Contributing to the railroad labor mess - their pay really hasn't kept up with inflation for *years* in most cases.
People hear that these guys are asking for, or getting, a 20-25% pay raise, and think that's nuts, but this is after getting fuckall for like 15-20 years. Meanwhile, where I'm at we've gotten ~30% since 2020 alone on account of inflation. Posted by: somedood at September 16, 2022 01:07 AM (GvumD) Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 01:07 AM (xhaym) 510
At first I thought it just sat in the larger pipe, then I realized that it actually slides over the smaller pipe.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 12:53 AM (K0jo2) A compression ferrule? Ring with one flat side, and one tapered side? Tapered side wedges into flared end of larger pipe, and when the compression nut is tightened onto it, it shrinks in diameter and seal tightly against the inner pipe. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:08 AM (5Wk3x) 511
"General Flynn, a decorated and celebrated military officer, had to sell his home over lies. Would you volunteer to work for Trump after that?"
Flynn has said enough whacked out shit the last year or two that I'm not sure what to think in terms of being empathetic. I mean, I'm not saying that what he alleges couldn't be true; it's just that some of it may not be constructive even if it is, without further corroboration. And he has to be smart enough to know that. Posted by: somedood at September 16, 2022 01:08 AM (GvumD) 512
Reason to WANT another Trump Presidency?
NO ONE has pissed off all the right people, such as him. And that's pretty much the mic drop of the whole drama, in one. This time though, we kinda know what to expect should he overcome the massive fraud, as he must to win a new term. The fraudsters must be dealt with, swiftly and harshly. "Finality", will be circumstantial, of course. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 01:08 AM (e6UQI) 513
btw, (Coulter) was the main squeeze of some lefty until he died.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 15, 2022 11:58 PM (JkeTM) Ron Silver. I also think Silver was undergoing a personal political shift, akin to David Mamet. I remember reading Coulter's farewell column she wrote about Silver; it was moving. My favorite Silver line in a movie was the one with The Muscles From Brussels in 'Timecop'. His character goes back in time to talk 'to his younger, slimmer self'. (Silver's 'older' character): "Do yourself a favor: lay off the fucking candy bars." Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2022 01:09 AM (emlEe) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:09 AM (WkHm8) 515
The whole covid thing took on a life of its own, which is why I think "principalities and powers" were involved. PDT did a lot of good work. I don't think he could have changed the course of events when it came to how covid was dealt with.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:09 AM (K0jo2) 516
"Act of God"? I don't see why "a plague of dildoes" couldn't be a form of extradimensional reckoning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:07 AM (Dc2NZ) Teleporting dildos. You know it's coming. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:10 AM (5Wk3x) 517
lol Kindltot.
I'm just glad there were no casualties. Getting beaned by a sextoy and ending up in the hospital or worse has to be up there in most humiliating ways imaginable. Though if this happened to Fauci... Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:10 AM (lTC1F) 518
I think his entire term was a tightrope walk, fighting investigations and fake impeachments, it was really unprecedented. And the virus took it to a whole new level. No matter what he said of did he was being attacked from all sides.
But I still come back to the fact that he was the most consequential president of my life. Even now he dominates the public discourse. It's pretty remarkable. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 01:03 AM (ZLI7S) When your own vice president, torpedoes the ONE guy who could maybe combat the deepstate? Ie, Gen Flynn? Remember, its was Race Bannon who said Flynn had to go, for LYING TO HIM. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM (oHd/0) 519
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In the camps, we shall pine for the bawdy ONTs of yore... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:09 AM (WkHm --- We can stage puppet shows using dildos from that overturned truck. We can make our own fun! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM (Dc2NZ) 520
Act of God"? I don't see why "a plague of dildoes" couldn't be a form of extradimensional reckoning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:07 AM (Dc2NZ) Teleporting dildos. You know it's coming. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ___ A 21st century twist on 'It's Raining Men' Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM (lTC1F) 521
515 The whole covid thing took on a life of its own, which is why I think "principalities and powers" were involved. PDT did a lot of good work. I don't think he could have changed the course of events when it came to how covid was dealt with.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:09 AM (K0jo2) They used the fear playbook, from glubul warmering.... exactly the same. Don't explain the science, just believe experts who say you have something to fear. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 01:13 AM (oHd/0) 522
I'm just glad there were no casualties.
Getting beaned by a sextoy and ending up in the hospital or worse has to be up there in most humiliating ways imaginable. Though if this happened to Fauci... Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:10 AM (lTC1F) Time for a remake of "Convoy", with a trucker hauling an emergency supply of dildos for housebound Karens in the midst of the covid panic. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:14 AM (5Wk3x) 523
We can stage puppet shows using dildos from that overturned truck.
We can make our own fun! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM I'm dying over here... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:14 AM (WkHm8) 524
Time for a remake of "Convoy", with a trucker hauling an emergency supply of dildos for housebound Karens in the midst of the covid panic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:14 AM (5Wk3x) Was not there a Chuck Norris trucker movie? better fit. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 01:15 AM (oHd/0) Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:15 AM (lTC1F) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:16 AM (5Wk3x) 527
Talk to Farmer's Insurance. We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
We are Farmers. Dun dun-dun dun dun-dun Posted by: Farmers Hall of Claims at September 16, 2022 01:17 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:17 AM (WkHm8) 529
A 21st century twist on 'It's Raining Men' Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM (lTC1F) "Let the Dildos Hit the Floor" Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 01:17 AM (xhaym) 530
A compression ferrule? Ring with one flat side, and one tapered side? Tapered side wedges into flared end of larger pipe, and when the compression nut is tightened onto it, it shrinks in diameter and seal tightly against the inner pipe.
Yeah, something like that. It didn't fit well in the larger pipe, but did slide onto the smaller pipe and was completely covered with the larger pipe before twisting the nut onto thr connection. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:18 AM (K0jo2) 531
In the camps, we shall pine for the bawdy ONTs of yore...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:09 AM (WkHm --- We can stage puppet shows using dildos from that overturned truck. We can make our own fun! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM (Dc2NZ) Hey kids, let's put on a show! Posted by: Mickey Rooney at September 16, 2022 01:18 AM (4I/2K) 532
"Act of God"? I don't see why "a plague of dildoes" couldn't be a form of extradimensional reckoning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:07 AM (Dc2NZ) I'm looking in the bible for the part that says- And there was a great dick storm. I saw him, I saw mayor pete, there he was on the hill, like frigging Moses, arms stretched out and mouth wide open, and he called forth a plague of dicks. He then marched his people into bondage with his dick army. And pharaoh giggled, and his best brooklyn accent said "fuck this guy, get him the fuck outta here, take your dicks and go" Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 01:21 AM (VwHCD) 533
525 AHE,
With all that lube, SlipNSlide! Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 01:15 AM (lTC1F) --- Water Weasel! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:22 AM (Dc2NZ) 534
I'll try to get here easily tomorrow night to explain to WD what is going on in the PA senate race.
I learned some interesting things about it today. Oz is doing a lot better than people think because he is really playing well to women in the Collar Counties. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2022 01:22 AM (5p7BC) 535
Hey kids, let's put on a show!
Posted by: Mickey Rooney at September 16, 2022 01:18 AM (4I/2K) (Jump to top of page) Yeah... based on Mickey Rooney's wives? don't think so... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 01:22 AM (oHd/0) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:22 AM (Dc2NZ) 537
We can stage puppet shows using dildos from that overturned truck.
We can make our own fun! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 01:11 AM (Dc2NZ) Get 22, line them up and get the buzzzing and we can play that old Tudor Electric Football Game, I suppose Not sure what to do for the Punter Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 01:22 AM (xhaym) 538
From Gateway Pundit
"Judge Aileen Cannon appointed former FISA Judge Raymond Dearie to oversee the review of the documents taken by the DOJ-FBI during the Mar-a-Lago raid. The Trump legal team and AG Merrick Garland and the corrupt DOJ came to an agreement earlier in the week on a potential candidate to serve as the special master in the Mar-a-Lago case. Judge Raymond Dearie’s name is being presented as a possible special master who will review the documents seized by the DOJ-FBI in the Mar-a-Lago raid. Judge Raymond Dearie was one of the FISA judges who signed the warrant to spy on Carter Page without cause." it says he was selected, but also says he is being considered. Seems like a DeepState choice. Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 01:23 AM (Cus5s) 539
Riddle me this:
I referred often to Quora, And hijacked the threads, I fucked round with NSD Jim, Now my AoS nic is dead.... Who am I? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2022 11:33 PM (Jy2cL) ChemJeff Posted by: Buddy at September 16, 2022 01:24 AM (FCbAQ) 540
...get him the fuck outta here, take your dicks and go"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 01:21 AM *Adds Our Dear Berserker to the list of "Major Prophets"... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:24 AM (aWB/W) 541
Hey kids, let's put on a show!
Posted by: Mickey Rooney at September 16, 2022 01:18 AM (4I/2K) Way back in the early '80s, got to see Mickey Rooney on Broadway, with Ann Miller, in 'Sugar Babies'. It was a vaudeville review-type show and it was hysterical. One of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Another funny show was Penn and Teller (twice, Off Broadway and Broadway). While P and T were funny, you could tell with Rooney the humor was in the hands of a master. Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2022 01:24 AM (emlEe) 542
The Trump legal team and AG Merrick Garland and the corrupt DOJ came to an agreement earlier in the week on a potential candidate to serve as the special master in the Mar-a-Lago case.
I understand trying to find resolution through the legal system because what other option is there? But, the odds of success are very low imo. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:28 AM (K0jo2) 543
>>Judge Raymond Dearie was one of the FISA judges who signed the warrant to spy on Carter Page without cause
Well that's wrong. Anytime you see Gateway Pundit a big red flashing light should be in your sights. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 01:33 AM (ZLI7S) 544
Remember, its was Race Bannon who said Flynn had to go, for LYING TO HIM. Remember when the fly landed on his face? I need to pay more attention to my intuition. I thought he was a good guy because he took care not to be alone with a woman not his wife. That may even have been a story just to play me. Bleh! Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:35 AM (K0jo2) 545
Wife's kitter squirmed behind the fridge and bit the water line so he could play with the water squirting out. Wife's kitter is assho.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2022 01:38 AM (3Or4S) 546
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16
I appreciate your perspective. Do you sort through this information as a hobby? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:38 AM (K0jo2) 547
Earlier in a day thread, I mentioned a new study out from Brazil that showed prophylactic use of ivermectin reduced Coof mortality by 92%. This study was done out of Brazil, was completed in Dec. of 2020, and was a prospective, well-designed study. The results are only now being published, nearly two years later. Here's another one: https://tinyurl.com/2pnkchgt This was published in Nov. 2021. No one has heard of it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz) 548
"Well that's wrong. Anytime you see Gateway Pundit a big red flashing light should be in your sights." Posted by: JackStraw
OK, is he the chosen guy, is he solid, in your view? Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 01:41 AM (Cus5s) 549
To be truely diverse, Martha's Vinyard needs: 50 Guatemalans, 50 ElSalvadorans, 50 Panamania s, 50 Peruvians, 50 Mexicans, 50 Bolivians, 50 Argentinians, etc, etc.et them set up housing in enclaves equidistant from the center. Make sure they get uniforms and bladed instruments.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2022 01:41 AM (3Or4S) 550
Wife's kitter squirmed behind the fridge and bit the water line so he could play with the water squirting out. Wife's kitter is assho.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2022 01:38 AM (3Or4S) Would that be 1/4" polyflow tubing? Doubt a cat could bite through copper line. I have a fuckton of 1/4" polyflow. We used to use it, a hundred yards at a go, to rig in gas detectors at wellsites. Throw it away when the job is done. I saved it. I have coil after coil of it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:42 AM (5Wk3x) Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 16, 2022 01:43 AM (hDPOU) 552
In that last study link, they found that hydroxyurea, a drug used to treat sickle-cell anemia, was very effective against severe Covid. They tried it on dying Coof patients. 8 out of 10 survived. All of them returned to baseline respiratory function levels after treatment. Some later died, but they were gone away, pretty much. The medical-industrial complex ignored this. Here we have a near wonder drug involved a cheap compound, hydroxyurea that was able to save 8 out of 10 dying Coof patients. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 01:43 AM (Mzdiz) 553
A suggestion for the current "housing crises" in Martha's Vineyard. Some of those summer rentals should be converted to Section 8 housing. At least for the off season.
Don't know why not. Major props to whoever got the idea to ship illegals north. Hits all the right buttons. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:44 AM (K0jo2) 554
BTW, hydroxyurea is not something you'd want to take at home. This requires medical supervision. Too many serious side effects that require careful monitoring and correction if they arise. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz) 555
Events like the Invasion of Martha's Vineyard almost lead me to believe there's some hope left for this nation... Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:46 AM (0FBrs) 556
To be truely diverse, Martha's Vinyard needs: 50 Guatemalans, 50 ElSalvadorans, 50 Panamania s, 50 Peruvians, 50 Mexicans, 50 Bolivians, 50 Argentinians, etc, etc.et them set up housing in enclaves equidistant from the center. Make sure they get uniforms and bladed instruments. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!
I'd be good with a couple hundred South Side Chicago gang members. I'm pretty sure they could use some training on what side of the plate the salad fork goes on. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 01:47 AM (XzBgg) Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2022 01:49 AM (0FBrs) 558
In that last study link, they found that hydroxyurea, a drug used to treat sickle-cell anemia, was very effective against severe Covid. They tried it on dying Coof patients. I'm wondering if the ChiVi has lingering effects, moreso than other viruses, and what treatment, if any, restores the immune system to full strength? Or if the damage is permanent. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:49 AM (K0jo2) 559
Don't know why not. Major props to whoever got the idea to ship illegals north. Hits all the right buttons.
Posted by AmericanKestrel A practical application of Saul Alinsky's rule: make the enemy play by their own rules. The wine Karen's demanded that everything be a sanctuary. I say let them sanctuate. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 01:51 AM (XzBgg) 560
Well, getting close to midnight here. going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:52 AM (5Wk3x) 561
I had a run in with the cops. I was walking around the town square here in Tyler, holding a sign that said “The President is an idiot!”. A couple of cops came up to me and told me I couldn't do that.
“What happened to free speech?” I asked. This is a literal example of Natan Sharansky's Town Square Test. And they failed the test as soon as they said you can't do that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_square_test Posted by: Half Dozen at September 16, 2022 01:52 AM (c7HsI) 562
"In 2017, Dearie was among the FISA court judges who approved the FBI and Justice Department’s request to surveil then-Trump campaign foreign policy advisor Carter Page as part of its inquiry into potential Russian interference in the 2016 election. Two of four of those warrants were later declared invalid after a 2019 review by the Inspector General found errors and omissions in the applications to surveil Page."
that is from Time.com, but maybe they are also wrong, idk. Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2022 01:53 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:53 AM (K0jo2) 564
Afghanis...Posted by: Zettai
Somalis have a proven track record in Minneapolis Plus they can supply their own congresswoman. I'm pretty sure a few hundred somalis can give the wine Karen's in Martha's Vineyard all the diversity they can handle. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 01:54 AM (XzBgg) 565
439 Thanks for rejoicing with me. It seems most plumbing issues take three trips to town so to accomplish this task with one trip was nice.
I had a job like that once. First time I went to Lowes for the "last needed part", the plumbing guy said "see you soon". I thought nothing of it, but an hour and a half later I was back for another thing. I asked the guy how he knew I would be back. He told me "what you're doing is a four trip job. I'll see you soon". I took it as a personal triumph that he never saw me again. The last two times I went to Home Depot. Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 01:55 AM (GpUUo) 566
Good night AOP
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:55 AM (K0jo2) 567
>>OK, is he the chosen guy, is he solid, in your view?
Kevin Clinesmith, a former FBI lawyer, plead guilty to altering emails to make a fraudulent FISA warrant application. The one presented to FISA court judge Dearie ruled on. Judges don't usually like being lied to. Trump's legal team now includes a former DOJ prosecutor and they specifically asked for this guy. It would have been pretty awkward for the DOJ to say they didn't approve of a senior status federal judge who has top secret clearance to look at classified documents. Not all of Trump's personnel choices are bad. We'll see how it goes but the judge was lied to by the DOJ previously. Do you think this was a bad choice? Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 01:55 AM (ZLI7S) 568
Sounds painful
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 16, 2022 12:37 AM (YglAn) If you are gentle, the cheeseburger feels almost no pain. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 01:55 AM (KFhLj) 569
524 Time for a remake of "Convoy", with a trucker hauling an emergency supply of dildos for housebound Karens in the midst of the covid panic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 01:14 AM (5Wk3x) Was not there a Chuck Norris trucker movie? better fit. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 01:15 AM (oHd/0) ---- For while there I was thinking "The Wages Of Fear". Have not seen Convoy as I avoid KK movies ever since 'A Star Is Born'. Posted by: Ciampino - a French movie I think at September 16, 2022 01:56 AM (qfLjt) 570
I took it as a personal triumph that he never saw me again.
The last two times I went to Home Depot. LOL Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 01:56 AM (K0jo2) 571
This is a literal example of Natan Sharansky's Town Square Test. And they failed the test as soon as they said you can't do that.
I hadn't heard of this concept. Should be taught to all American citizens. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 02:00 AM (K0jo2) 572
This is a literal example of Natan Sharansky's Town Square Test. And they failed the test as soon as they said you can't do that.
It would be a great example of that if it wasn't one of my stupid jokes. *sob* You guys don't know the real me AT ALL! *sob*. Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 02:04 AM (GpUUo) 573
>> I'm wondering if the ChiVi has lingering effects,
There is an interesting thread in all these suppressed treatments that appear to be effective. Hydroxychloroquine, ivm, and now the hydroxyurea. They all treat parasitic infections, and blood problems involving hemoglobin. It all boils down to blood being unable to get enough O2 to tissues. HCQ treats malaria, which involved a parasite that eats hemoglobin (in the so-called red blood cell phase). It has become apparent the severe Covid disease is a blood problem, not a respiratory problem. The blood can't carry enough oxygen. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 02:04 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 02:04 AM (K0jo2) 575
I had a job like that once. First time I went to Lowes for the "last needed part", the plumbing guy said "see you soon". I thought nothing of it, but an hour and a half later I was back for another thing. I asked the guy how he knew I would be back. He told me "what you're doing is a four trip job. I'll see you soon".
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2022 01:55 AM (GpUUo) Plumbing today is a whole new world. I still got a shit ton of stuff in the stash from when I doing kitchens and baths, but I went to lowes recently because I needed shutoffs for under the sink. They don't even carry them. I'm talking about the good old Brasscraft shutoffs that you solder on. Nope, no got, all they had was all this new fangled shit like sharkbites, and plastic water pipe, and other crap. Home depot still has the old world shutoffs though. I grabbed a bunch just in case. I feel sorry for the ones that know little about plumbing, because its a shitstorm out there. I can easily see people making a bunch of trips. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 02:05 AM (VwHCD) 576
What causes the blood problem? The spike protein. It's very toxic, and (see Jessica Rose), it attacks red blood cells, in a similar manner that the malaria parasite does. The mRNA injectable poisons induce circulating spike protein levels to those seen only in severe Covid disease, that has been demonstrated. The clot problems are caused by this fucking up of red blood cells by the spike protein. So HCQ interferes with the malaria parasities ability to inject itself into red blood cells. Makes sense it might interefere with the spike's ability to enter red blood cells. Indeed, both malaria and spike use the same receptor. And ivermectin is anti-parasitic in general. The picture is becoming clear. And all this has been suppressed. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 02:09 AM (Mzdiz) 577
We'll see how it goes but the judge was lied to by the DOJ previously. Do you think this was a bad choice?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 01:55 AM (ZLI7S) did the Judge do anything within their power, to punish those who lied to them? If not... Kabuki. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 02:09 AM (oHd/0) 578
Berserker. I go to Coburn's, a local PRO plumbing and gas piping contractor supply. They've got everything, even back to the Black Iron days.
Find your local equivalent. They've got your Brasscraft, be it solder on or compression collar fitting. Best solution? Pex supply throughout. NEVER use Sharkbite, 10 year degradation span. Use original PEX compression collars with CLICK wrench. Copper terminal off of PEX, then affix Brasscraft via compression collar for final valve and hose-bibb at wall. It'll outlive us, this is for sure. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI) 579
>>did the Judge do anything within their power, to punish those who lied to them?
>>If not... Kabuki. I answered you the last time you said this. Kind of difficult to do much when the evidence comes out after your term as a FISA judge is over. So why do you think Trump's team specifically asked for this judge? Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:16 AM (ZLI7S) 580
Berserker. I go to Coburn's, a local PRO plumbing and gas piping contractor supply. They've got everything, even back to the Black Iron days.
Find your local equivalent. They've got your Brasscraft, be it solder on or compression collar fitting. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI) yeah I got plumbing supply places around here, 3 that I know of. I just don't like growing old in line there. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 02:19 AM (VwHCD) 581
I answered you the last time you said this. Kind of difficult to do much when the evidence comes out after your term as a FISA judge is over.
So why do you think Trump's team specifically asked for this judge? Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:16 AM (ZLI7S) Sorry, unlike some, I don't live on here. I don't know... go Public? Make a stink? Make a stand? As to Trump's team? Is this another 'trust the plan' thing? Because Trump IMO stands alone.... all of his actual supporters and real legal team? are currently facing charges by the DOJ. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 02:20 AM (oHd/0) 582
..yeah I got plumbing supply places around here, 3 that I know of. I just don't like growing old in line there. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 02:19 AM (VwHCD)
Are they playing your band's music on the grocery store PA system? Buy the plumbing. Leave the canoli. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 02:23 AM (e6UQI) 583
So why do you think Trump's team specifically asked for this judge? Posted by: JackStraw
Fox reported that Trump nominated Raymond Dearie as the Special Master and in the final ruling released by Canon the DOJ accepted him. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 02:23 AM (XzBgg) 584
Fox reported that Trump nominated Raymond Dearie as the Special Master and in the final ruling released by Canon the DOJ accepted him.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 02:23 AM (XzBgg) And Trump CHOSE Race Bannon, as his Vice President... who then destroyed Mike Flynn... who was the only chance Trump had to make inroads to the deep State. We'll see what comes of this.... but... after the FIBs already having the docs for WEEKS... it really means nothing.... but Kabuki. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 02:27 AM (oHd/0) 585
>>Sorry, unlike some, I don't live on here.
I answered you immediately after you poked me last time. Snark is not going to cut it. >>I don't know... go Public? Make a stink? Make a stand? >>As to Trump's team? Is this another 'trust the plan' thing? Because Trump IMO stands alone.... all of his actual supporters and real legal team? are currently facing charges by the DOJ. No, its a simple question you seem unable or unwilling to answer because it defeats your predetermined conclusion. Trump's team seems very pleased with this outcome because if you actually read Judge Cannon's decision which is pretty harsh against the DOJ and this specific judge Trump asked for as special master they think they got what they wanted. Will they win? We'll see. But assuming this is a bad outcome is stupid. Go look at how the left is reacting. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:28 AM (ZLI7S) 586
One more, before I go, which just came in. Steve Kirsch had the cops called on him by one Grace Lee, the head of the ACIP, the advisory committee on immunization practice, an outside group of experts the FDA relies on for vaccines and such. He was wanting to simply ask the ACIP head if she wanted to see the "secret" Israeli study on vaccine safety. She would respond to his emails, texts, or phone calls. So, Kirsch just goes to her house (they both live in Palo Alto -- Steve Kirsch is a big (former?) lefty and Democrat donor). He posts a note on her door. She doesn't answer, and calls the cops on him. Palo Alto cops show up. They do their job nicely, Kirsch notes. No complaints there. Kirsch 'splains he wants to ask her a question, that's all, and will they please deliver his message to her. They do. She hasn't repsonded. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 02:28 AM (Mzdiz) 587
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:28 AM (ZLI7S)
Yes, we will see. We had disagreements over the last couple of years... and my cynicism seems to have been proven accurate. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 02:32 AM (oHd/0) 588
>>Yes, we will see. We had disagreements over the last couple of years... and my cynicism seems to have been proven accurate.
How so? Be specific. Now that you are living here I have all the time in the world for you, Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:35 AM (ZLI7S) 589
Are they playing your band's music on the grocery store PA system? Buy the plumbing. Leave the canoli. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 02:23 AM (e6UQI) No, you just end up behind 5 or 6 actual plumbers who are buying shit like hot water heaters, slop sinks, 6800 fitting of various configurations, etc etc. They're always busy. I just run to home depot, get my shit and split. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD) 590
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Idk who reads the comments, COB-wise, but I can't sleep tonight and one of the things that is bugging me is that Ace called out one of my (few) comments earlier today and named me a "resident prog troll."
I'm still pissed, because 1. I am mainly a lurker and rarely comment 2. I don't stir shit up 3. My comment was misunderstood by Reuben Hicks who called me a prog, but how it came to the attention of Ace I have no idea. The last thing I am is a leftist. To be characterized as a "resident troll" implies I have a history of saying leftist things, or supporting them, which is not at all true. And, not only was I characterized that way, but on Ace's own post. By Ace. Good grief. And there is nothing I can do about it. I'm probably howling at the moon here, nobody cares, but to be called a resident prog troll and not be able to defend myself just isn't right. Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at September 16, 2022 02:39 AM (BjGT6) 592
Forgot to post the link to that Steve Kirsch post: https://tinyurl.com/2lxs7myv The head of an important govt. advisory committee calls the cops on someone who is just asking her a question. Again, not Steve Kirsch is rich lefty big Dem donor. He's now part of the resistance. As Mattias Desmet, the Mass Formation Theory guy points out, the few vocal and active resistors of the mass formation psychosis comes from all walks of life. There is no common factor that can be discerned. It's seemingly random, small group of people. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2022 02:39 AM (Mzdiz) 593
571 This is a literal example of Natan Sharansky's Town Square Test. And they failed the test as soon as they said you can't do that.
I hadn't heard of this concept. Should be taught to all American citizens. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2022 02:00 AM (K0jo2) When I was younger, our society passed that test easily. But with all of today's censorship in social media, the workplace, and society in general, we have been transformed into a fear society. That's why I find joy in Let's Go Brandon and related chants at ballgames. It's a literal application of the Town Square Test. It is a new generation resisting the tyrrany and claiming their right to a free society, in the face of the cultural presumption that fear has won. Vulgar, yes -- but beautiful and uplifting at the same time, because I see this meaning underneath it all. Posted by: Half Dozen at September 16, 2022 02:47 AM (jJqED) 594
Vulgar, yes -- but beautiful and uplifting at the same time, because I see this meaning underneath it all.
Posted by: Half Dozen Well said. And Fuck Joe Biden. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 02:51 AM (XzBgg) 595
Vulgar, yes -- but beautiful and uplifting at the same time, because I see this meaning underneath it all.
Posted by: Half Dozen Well said. And Fuck Joe Biden. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 02:51 AM (XzBgg) Instead of the brandon thing I would like to hear fuck off cheese dick. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 02:57 AM (VwHCD) 596
Mornin'
(sips coffee) Posted by: Puddleglum at September 16, 2022 03:01 AM (sAmhv) 597
How so? Be specific.
Now that you are living here I have all the time in the world for you, Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:35 AM (ZLI7S) Oh... since I can't sleep for other reasons... Yeah... Barr's a good guy. Mueller? Good Guy! Wow... just went to go look for the DOJ guys name who actually oversaw the Trump Russia stuff... and EVERY single hit was Trump was guilty... even when we know he was not. they have had all the docs for WEEKS. If anything was actionable, it would have already been acted upon.... or leaked (yeah... we saw lots of stupid leaks). Kabuki... playing out a play.... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:06 AM (oHd/0) 598
Mornin' Puddleglum, Just got home from a stint at the local ER with hubs, it has been a very long day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2022 03:06 AM (a4EWo) 599
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at September 16, 2022 02:39 AM (BjGT6)
Take being called out by ACE, as a reward for courage. Ace, more than once... threatened to ban me... for my opinions... but he is a good guy... and didn't. As much as we love Ace, and love this place... he is not always correct... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:08 AM (oHd/0) 600
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at September 16, 2022 02:39 AM (BjGT6)
Are you sure it wasn't kurt? Cuz kurt was posting at the same time and he is the resident prog troll. Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 03:09 AM (1DgE4) 601
Interesting question for the Horde...
Are you a TRUE moron, if you have NOT pissed of ACE, at least once? Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:11 AM (oHd/0) 602
598 Mornin' Puddleglum, Just got home from a stint at the local ER with hubs, it has been a very long day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz That sounds bad. Everything ok? Posted by: Puddleglum at September 16, 2022 03:15 AM (sAmhv) 603
Everything is fine, it was for a nosebleed that wouldn't stop gushing. He is in a memory care facility and when they export someone to the hospital they go alone and there is nobody there to advocate for them. Anyway, nose is now cauterized and they are transporting him back. He was pretty feisty though, so I am glad I went.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2022 03:18 AM (a4EWo) 604
>>Oh... since I can't sleep for other reasons... Yeah... Barr's a good guy. Mueller? Good Guy!
>>Kabuki... playing out a play.... Wut? Barr was a good guy when he shut down Mueller, who I never approved of, appointed Durham who blew up the entire Russia hoax and continues to show the DOJ/FBI is hopelessly corrupt. I'm sorry if CNN and MSNBC aren't reporting it but that's what is happening and continues to happen. Barr and Trump had a fallout over the election and now he's selling a book. That's how the swamp works. Yea, no shit the permanent DOJ/FBI is corrupt and has been for years. Welcome to reality and what Trump was up against. And now that he is out of office thanks to a rigged election they are trying to crush him because he declassified documents that will show what was really going on. What documents do you think Trump took, White House kitchen recipes? What are you talking about? Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:23 AM (ZLI7S) 605
So they shoved a hot iron rod up there?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:25 AM (k8B25) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 03:28 AM (KFhLj) 607
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:23 AM (ZLI7S)
Barr never shut down Mueller. Not sure what history you are looking at. And his recent Fox News 'interviews'... show just what he was thinking all along... he is on the Anti Trump band wagon. Barr was in Charge as Mueller spent millions of dollars, not actually investigating what was going on... not getting to the bottom of the Dem plot, that started the whole collusion... yet... to this DAY, lets it stand. This whole thing of "independent' investigations? Crap IMO. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:29 AM (oHd/0) 608
Barr has turned into a #Never and thinks they have the goods on DJT
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:30 AM (k8B25) 609
I get Wet Leg suggestions on my YouTube app
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:36 AM (k8B25) 610
Exactly, Skip! I'd stick around for some of your breakfast, but I'm going to try and grab a couple of hours before my alarm goes off.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2022 03:38 AM (a4EWo) 611
https://amgreatness.com/the unidentified and uncharged-instigator in oath-keepers case
The government has no interest in finding out who gives the orders to assault the capital, so most likely another government employee stooge Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:44 AM (k8B25) 612
>>Barr never shut down Mueller. Not sure what history you are looking at.
That's just factually wrong. Go back and look at the timeline. He not only shut him down he turned down Mueller's, well really Weismann's" bullshit obstruction charge which enraged leftists. These aren't debatable issues, the facts are well established. I tried to answer all of your points 1 by 1 but this place's new comment system says two many paragraphs look like spam and won't let me post. Barr is a DOJ institutionalist like McCarthy. He started well, even went on CNN right before the election to say mass mail in voting would lead to cheating, and then folded when thing got real and after Trump fired him became went back to the swamp. What is happening right now is not kabuki. Trump declassified and took incriminating documents which caused the establishment to freak out. This is a war against the deep state and not everything will go according to plan but it is happening. You can yell at me later. Going to bed. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:47 AM (ZLI7S) 613
I can tell it's quite cool outside, fall is here
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:52 AM (k8B25) 614
>When I was younger, our society passed that test easily. But with all of today's censorship in social media, the workplace, and society in general, we have been transformed into a fear society. >That's why I find joy in Let's Go Brandon and related chants at ballgames. It's a literal application of the Town Square Test. It is a new generation resisting the tyrrany and claiming their right to a free society, in the face of the cultural presumption that fear has won. The country can go back to being libertarian after it has been aggressively conservative. Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 03:53 AM (ybIRR) 615
hiya
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2022 03:56 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Puddleglum at September 16, 2022 03:58 AM (sAmhv) 617
Tap-Tap-Tap......is this thing on ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2022 04:14 AM (T4tVD) 618
Think ham and cheese omelet and toast
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Space station goes over at 7:55 tonight, think it's supposed to be a great day for weather
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 04:19 AM (k8B25) 620
I drove through Martha's Vineyard a couple years ago and wondered where they get the workers to work in the fast food and other retail places. Since no ordinary worker can live there, the have to commute in everyday for their meager salary.
Problem solved, just import illegals to do the work, and all will get just great. Put up shanty houses on a vacant lot, and the rich will never see them. Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2022 04:39 AM (Pc9Ox) 621
387 Maybe it's just the way I look at things but I've been watching politics all my life and I've never seen a presidency like Trumps so I tend to look at it differently.
Not to dodge your question and I am not at all saying Trump is perfect but let me ask you, which other president had a fake conspiracy run against him by the FBI/DOJ, State Dept., much of his own party and the media not only when he took office but during the campaign? I'll answer the obvious question, no president. So why should we judge him by conventional standards? The Trump presidency was a black swan. It was never supposed to happen. We were supposed to have Hillary or an acceptable McCain. We were on the fast track to the WEF program and the entire weight of the establishment came down on him. And he fought like a boss and produced more than even Reagan. He's not perfect and not all his decision or personnel issues were but Bannon, Flynn and Gorka all still support him. Without Trump there would be no Governor DeSantis. Trump changed everything Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 12:21 AM (ZLI7S) I enjoyed reading this. Posted by: m at September 16, 2022 04:54 AM (1vmZ4) 622
612 I tried to answer all of your points 1 by 1 but this place's new comment system says two many paragraphs look like spam and won't let me post.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:47 AM (ZLI7S) Try something like this instead of a paragraph return: So why should we judge him by conventional standards? -- The Trump presidency was a black swan. Posted by: m at September 16, 2022 04:57 AM (1vmZ4) 623
Pixy's nood.
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at September 16, 2022 05:07 AM (ju2Fy) 624
Re 591, do people actually care what anyone, I mean anyone says about them on an internet blog? I suppose if someone wants to be part of the non virtual community that exists here, it's one thing, and occasionally that group can be clique-ish and cruel. But, we all made it through high school too. I offer things around here I have seen on the news, vignettes from life in the Texas countryside, references to working around the world in the past and opinions on any number of subjects - but looking for affirmation on the internet? Sorry.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 16, 2022 05:07 AM (oWBc3) 625
591 Idk who reads the comments, COB-wise, but I can't sleep tonight and one of the things that is bugging me is that Ace called out one of my (few) comments earlier today and named me a "resident prog troll."
I'm still pissed, because 1. I am mainly a lurker and rarely comment 2. I don't stir shit up 3. My comment was misunderstood by Reuben Hicks who called me a prog, but how it came to the attention of Ace I have no idea. The last thing I am is a leftist. To be characterized as a "resident troll" implies I have a history of saying leftist things, or supporting them, which is not at all true. And, not only was I characterized that way, but on Ace's own post. By Ace. Good grief. And there is nothing I can do about it. I'm probably howling at the moon here, nobody cares, but to be called a resident prog troll and not be able to defend myself just isn't right. Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at September 16, 2022 02:39 AM (BjGT6) I didn't understand why Ace said that, either--but I wasn't around at the time of the thread. I think he misread you; and you pointed that out in the comments; and now here. It happens! Posted by: m at September 16, 2022 05:16 AM (1vmZ4) 626
The alleged chess cheating was Hans Moke Niemann with back against Magnus Carlsen with white. Magnus is world champion and it is extremely difficult and rare to beat him with the black pieces. Hans is a bit suspicious because he has been previously caught cheating in online chess and was banned from chess.com. Hans' rating improvement from 2600 to 2700 has been described as meteoric. Not totally unprecedented if he is really among the best in the world, but he doesn't seem at that level when verbally analyzing and explaining his games afterwards.
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The unions complained that "our members are being terminated for getting sick or for attending routine medical visits as we crawl our way out of worldwide pandemic. No working-class American should be treated with this level of harassment in the workplace for simply becoming ill or going to a routine medical visit."
Where in hell were you during the mass firings industry wide for not taking the deadly Clot Shot? Furthermore, the rail industry is famous for its health benefits prior to this work stoppage so what changed in the past couple years? Word on the street is that employees are greatly abusing this privilege and demanding all kinds of C19 weeks off leaving schedulers in chaos as they try to backfill roles that keep the trains moving. Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 16, 2022 07:54 AM (qibYB) 629
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