Prepare for a Shock: Taylor Lorenz Is Having Another Dramatic Personality Conflict With Another Woman in Media

I'll give you all a few moments to re-center and re-collect yourselves after that unwelcome blast of cognitive dissonance.

To restore your state of calm and sense of psychological security, here is Delibe's "Flower Duet," with French lyrics and English translation. If you say, "I don't know what that is," oh yes you do. You just didn't know what it was called. Skip to 1:15 where it starts to RAWK.

Now that you have all recovered from the shock, a quick reminder about who this Taylor Lorenz slobgoblin is.

Here is the video that is causing Taylor Lorenz's Daily Drama. This is the friendly, puff-piece interview a leftwing feminist "journalist" from MSNBC did her, giving her a platform to complain about how hard it is to be a rich-bitch wealthy white woman "journalist" in pampered upper-class media-world America.

Taylor Lorenz campaigned to get a chance to go on TV to whine about this. She told her story exactly as she wanted to tell it.

MSNBC has removed their video interview of Taylor Lorenz from YouTube after she criticized it https://t.co/eScMjPam9t pic.twitter.com/3JTqoxXO41
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) April 8, 2022

The problem is that people reacted poorly to this disgusting, rich bitch 50-year-old-woman-pretending-to-be-30 crying "Poor Me" about doxxing, when doxxing is her passionate vocation.

So she took to twitter to roast the leftwing feminist "journalist" who let Taylor Lorenz whine on network TV.

The leftwing feminist "journalist" didn't do a good enough job of protecting Taylor from her own ugliness.

On Twitter, she wrote "No bigger regret in my career than making the mistake of thinking @MorganRadford knew how to accurately report on abuse/ harassment. Her complete mishandling of the story has led to immense fallout and months of abuse. I cannot warn women loudly enough to stay away from her/MSNBC."
In further tweets, she blamed Radford for throwing her "under the bus," saying "Never did I think a fellow woman journalist would throw a colleague under the bus, especially one that purports to advocate for marginalized communities. It's a reminder that cable news will always, above all else, exploit people for cheap views. They fundamentally do not care."
"Women journalists constantly ask me how to get their stories out," Lorenz went on, "or whether they should do interviews. All I can say is do NOT trust anyone in the media to tell your story or report on harassment accurately, especially TV news people. They do not care about u or getting it right".
"I'm so grateful to the orgs I've been able to work w/ to educate people on issues of online harassment & abuse. We need to change how the media tells these stories and force newsrooms to take this stuff seriously. It's been almost a decade since gamergate, we can do better".
Lorenz was instantly the butt of jokes for having cried over mean tweets, and she instantly blamed MSNBC for having conducted the interview with her in the first place. The interview was about a study that used Lorenz as a case study to discuss the online harassment of women.

I don't know how this was determined, but people like Jesse Kelly and Nicholas Fondacaro are now pegging the age of America's Oldest Cluster-B Teenager at 50:

Over 50, in fact.

Washington Post technology columnist, crybully, pathological liar, and online harasser picked a new target to abuse Monday night in the form of NBC/MSNBC correspondent Morgan Radford. Lorenz went on another unhinged rant, this time blaming Radford for the ridicule she received following an ironic April Fool's Day interview where Lorenz fake cried about being the victim of online harassment when she herself was an infamous perpetrator and abuser.
In the ridiculous interview where the over-50-something claimed to be "under 35," Lorenz claimed to have "severe PTSD," "contemplated suicide," and feared being doxed (like she victimizes others with) because of right-wing media figures like Tucker Carlson. Of course, this led to mass and just ridicule and the proliferation of memes featuring Lorenz's fake cry face.

Below, the Over 50 Taylor roasts other "journalists" for just sitting on their fat flabby asses scrolling through Twitter looking for "stories" to copy and paste from Twitter.

That's a fair criticism.

Except for the fact that the over-50 Taylor sits on her fat flabby ass all day scrolling through TikTok and Instagram looking for "stories" to copy and paste from those "social media platforms for the young," of which she is not one.

Zero self-awareness. pic.twitter.com/ZIv4kdnGSu
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 5, 2022

By the way: No offense to anyone over 50, which I don't even have to say, because everyone here is Under 29.

But I do think it's funny that she tries to pass herself off as Almost a Teenager, wearing Garanimals-looking sweaters that look completely out of place on someone who's just a few years from getting her AARP card.

And I'm emphasizing this because her "career," if you can call it that, relies on her being able to Slide Into the DMs of teenagers and say "How Are You Doing, Fellow Kid? Please give me gossip and dirt about other teenagers."

I want them all to know that she's my age.

Which, if I'm being honest, is not under 29.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

2 If women ran the world, there would be world peace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

3 The problem is that people reacted poorly to this disgusting, rich bitch 50-year-old-woman-pretending-to-be-30 crying "Poor Me" about doxxing, when doxxing is her passionate vocation.

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50?

I came for the cruelty, not the generosity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

4 Taloy Lorenz in Never Been Kissed 2: The Senior Citizen Discount

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Retirement aged bint says what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I want them all to know that she's my age.

Which, if I'm being honest, is not under 29.

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I thought you were almost 29.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

8 What is that thing on the left?

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (sn5EN)

9 TJM beat the Italicans?

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (Z32m1)

10 Sucks to get old

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (SXL+J)

11 9 TJM beat the Italicans?
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (Z32m1)

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If they couldn't outfight Santino, do you really think they could take me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

12 I'm just here for the jokes comparing her to Carl Reiner. It can't be unseen.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (VJsqe)

13 It's horrifying all right.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (sn5EN)

14 alright

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2022 03:24 PM (sn5EN)

15 Taylor is the same ages as my nuts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:24 PM (mZ3xv)

16 She would have made a fortune selling Mary Kaye Cosmetics. Pink Caddy and all. She has the eye of the tiger and absolutely no self awareness. She's a fucking nut.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:24 PM (KY22T)

17 Can't we just ignore her?

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (zB9nf)

18 That bitch be crazy.

Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (FQWHA)

19 I hope this ends badly for everyone involved.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (m+qiV)

20 Taylor Lorenz Is Having Another Dramatic Personality Conflict With Another Woman in Media
.........

Menopause?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

21 AARP will send you a card and a solicitation somewhere around your 50th birthday. Er... Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (nfrXX)

22 Is Ms. Lorenz an example of 'toxic femininity"?

Posted by: McDizzle at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (8jKPy)

23 17 Can't we just ignore her?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (zB9nf)

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Why? When we can make fun of her instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

24 "Can't we just ignore her?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism"

Well, I was but now I feel the need to mock her.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (sn5EN)

25 Bitch needs attention badly

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (k8B25)

26 I thought this was going to be a thread on professional female muff divers.
_s i g h

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (PNb1b)

27 Taylor is the same ages as my nuts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:24 PM (mZ3xv)

Which should be the same age as you, unless you're trying to tell us something.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Ace leans right.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (krQz2)

29 All I can say is do NOT trust anyone in the media to tell your story or report on harassment accurately, especially TV news people. They do not care about u or getting it right

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The lack of self-awareness is mind-blowing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (p/nbH)

30 Close your italics tags your absolute turnip.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (ZabWn)

31 I assume that means you just turned 29.

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (nIRE6)

32 Menopause?
Posted by: wth
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Not even close.

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (lTC1F)

33 Maybe she just, you know, needs a really good scrogging? Sometimes that shuts 'em up for a while.

Just spitballin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (BFigT)

34 >>> Can't we just ignore her?

I will not be ignored, Dan.

Hide the bunnies.

Posted by: Taylor L. at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (UqnOO)

35 I would know Taylor Lorenz if I came upon her mummified body in a bathtub while burglarizing her house.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

36 Slobgoblin.

*chef's kiss*

Nice one, Chuy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

37 Is Morgan Radford the one who looks like Les Nesman in the clip up top?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (906pl)

38 I want them all to know that she's my age.

Which, if I'm being honest, is not under 29.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM

I'm shocked! Shocked!!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (BdMk6)

39 What is that thing on the left?
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (sn5EN)
........

Good grief. Must be one of those capital letter thingies.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

40 33 Maybe she just, you know, needs a really good scrogging? Sometimes that shuts 'em up for a while.

Just spitballin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (BFigT)

So who’s taking one for the team?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (m+qiV)

41 It's amazing how from across the shop over the noise of the constant hum a dog can hear a single peanut hit the floor.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (sn5EN)

42 Skip to 1:15 where it starts to RAWK.
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Lol...I skipped ahead. The lyrics are hilarious.

Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (FQWHA)

43 She would have made a fortune selling Mary Kaye Cosmetics. Pink Caddy and all. She has the eye of the tiger and absolutely no self awareness. She's a fucking nut.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:24 PM (KY22T)

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The mug shot of her on that Tic Tok video would be a perfect fit at a makeup counter at Dillard's or Macy's

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (TNyrE)

44 Can't we just ignore her?
Posted by: Minnfidel

Who?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (HspZ0)

45 I'm not saying she's old.

Just saying she shaves Australia to hide the grey hairs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (mZ3xv)

46 "Slobgoblin"

Love it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

47 Too late for the markets to slither under 30K today. Oh, well. There's always next week to git-er-done.

Posted by: micky at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (3byMq)

48 Willowed and reposted because it's one of the funniest scenes in cinema history:

Phil Hartman was always funny.

Posted by: Puddinhead

Oblig from So I Married An Axe Murderer:

https://youtu.be/ah7mS9H_TOM

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (Pq0CS)

49 At some point, you just have to stop and realize that the problem may actually be literally EVERYONE else.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (SOV+T)

50 Yeah.... I'm under 29... but started my third lap a few years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (oHd/0)

51 Taylor has friends (relatives in fact) in high places in Tech. Gives her way more pull then her own scribblings should give her.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (PbwT0)

52 Low-rent, Tail

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (krQz2)

53 I want them all to know that she's my age.

Which, if I'm being honest, is not under 29.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM

...did Ace just doxx himself? And is that OK to do since it isn't nofapember?

Posted by: Bete at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (Tlfom)

54 She's just bent out of shape because she found a grey c*nt hair that morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Back when Katharine Graham ran the WaPo, Taylor Lorenz would never have happened. Katharine knew how to cut a bitch!

Posted by: Poynter Inc. at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (Z32m1)

56 So who’s taking one for the team?
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (m+qiV)

If I had a broken dildo duct taped to a 15' pruning pole, I still would not want to defile by broken dildo duct taped to a 15' pruning pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (6FeV1)

57 I don't know how this was determined, but people like Jesse Kelly and Nicholas Fondacaro are now pegging the age of America's Oldest Cluster-B Teenager at 50:
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Ace reserves top-shelf cruelty for the biggest cucks and for Taylor Lorenz. This is absolutely beautiful right here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

58
I would know Taylor Lorenz if I came upon her mummified body in a bathtub while burglarizing her house.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I see that we aren't doing phrasing on this thread.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2022 03:30 PM (n+4am)

59 2 If women ran the world, there would be world peace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

Or no one gets a world because they couldn't share.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (UuD2k)

60 ALL of these people are sick.

They look for validation. They believe there are no absolutes, while also believing that everything they do, think and wish are righteous altogether and anyone who opposes them is evil incarnate.

And if you point the discrepancy out, you, too, are evil incarnate.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (JMAcK)

61 Getting old beats the hell out of the alternative...

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (jTmQV)

62 Is the commentary here always so slanted?

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (oK/V2)

63 And I'm emphasizing this because her "career," if you can call it that, relies on her being able to Slide Into the DMs of teenagers and say "How Are You Doing, Fellow Kid? Please give me gossip and dirt about other teenagers."
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Those are her methods. Her career is being a deceitful, duplicitous, hypocritical hyper-scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

64 Im not saying she's old, but she did have a crush on Gabe Kaplan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (mZ3xv)

65 She may look like Les Nessman, but she is definitely not a three-time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (F7bjs)

66 Maybe she just, you know, needs a really good scrogging? Sometimes that shuts 'em up for a while.

Just spitballin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (BFigT)

So who’s taking one for the team?
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (m+qiV)

I'd have to see dat azz first. Is it big enough to whip with a car antenna?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

67 I prefer to lie about my age by exaggerating up ("Wow, you look pretty good for 65!").

Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (MTm8X)

68 Skip to 1:15 where it starts to RAWK.

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

69 Ace, after watching the video you posted about search engines yesterday I just did that same experiment on my phone using duck duck go.

Search: January 6.
Result: same links over and over no matter how many times you hit "more results " button.

Wtf? Do we live in a police state?

Posted by: Joe Fingerblaster at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (W+TLY)

70 So soon after pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (atInT)

71 Someone point Madam Lorenz to one of the many, many 45+ Jokes For Seniors That'll Make Them Laugh No Matter What! sites, and her (yes, I know I'm on a FBI pronoun watchlist) tears and sniffles will melt into laughter.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (RG7Wy)

72 I saw this post new.
How did you all listen to the opera, read the post, and still comment before me?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (l7M8j)

73 AARP card.

They're coming for you faster than your going towards them.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (FhXTo)

74 I want them all to know that she's my age.

Which, if I'm being honest, is not under 29.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM

What?! I shall not believe it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (asZuX)

75 I would know Taylor Lorenz if I came upon her mummified body in a bathtub while burglarizing her house.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
.........

She calls that a second date.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

76 So is that a dude or a lesbo sitting next to her?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

77 If Morgan Radford traded her left tit for a pecker and her right one for just one nut she would literally be Hitler for how she loaded me up on that video to send me to the ovens. I believe her favorite perfume is "Eau de Cyclon B".

My PTSD has been made even deeper.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 16, 2022 03:33 PM (LaNzR)

78 I thought this was going to be a thread on professional female muff divers.

_s i g h

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman

Don't Google, Sharkman. Do. Not. Google.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:33 PM (Pq0CS)

79 76 Yes

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 16, 2022 03:33 PM (7DYli)

80 I saw this post new.
How did you all listen to the opera, read the post, and still comment before me?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (l7M8j)

Only rookies read the content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

81 I watched the Lorenz tiktok. So much vocal fry. Did she get that from hanging out with all the cool 50 year olds at brunch?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2022 03:34 PM (eyxn4)

82 59 2 If women ran the world, there would be world peace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine
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Right, there wouldn't be anything left.
'

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:34 PM (PNb1b)

83 I saw this post new.
How did you all listen to the opera, read the post, and still comment before me?

*

At some point you sort of sense what the post is about and just hope for the best.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 03:34 PM (rx7WQ)

84 By the way: No offense to anyone over 50, which I don't even have to say, because everyone here is Under 29.
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Some of us are later into that year than others.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:34 PM (krQz2)

85 Lorenz is white?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 16, 2022 03:34 PM (QYPq3)

86 What a pity party.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (rJ48h)

87 > I would know Taylor Lorenz if I came upon her mummified body in a bathtub while burglarizing her house.

TL's the skank who went after Libs of TikTok's FAMILY.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (eyxn4)

88 Poor lady, she made a video where she looks foolish. It's all the reporters fault. Even though the video is mostly her.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (UuD2k)

89 are now pegging

Double headed man o' war.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (atInT)

90 In fact, I do know Leo Delibe's "Flower Duet" but only in an instrumental version my classical station sometimes uses as filler just before news breaks. I suppose I otter check this out.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (906pl)

91 I saw this post new.
How did you all listen to the opera, read the post, and still comment before me?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (l7M8j)
++++
I found the problem

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

92 Who?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (R/m4+)

93 Wtf? Do we live in a police state?
Posted by: Joe Fingerblaster

Why no, no we don't.

Posted by: The totally straight shooters at the FIB at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (LsEU/)

94 Is it just me or is Taylor really looking like a grandma now ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (M+Lyo)

95 Taylor Lorenz is ready for Cocoon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

96 Ace, just claim you are as old as AOSHQ. You came into existence the day of your first post, and you should celebrate your first post as your birthday.

Just think! You are 21 all over again!

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (Z32m1)

97 Seems like a bit of an own goal by Lorenz.

Gets a puff piece from a commie outlet, turns around and savages the interviewer.

Does she think folks are going to be lining up to write her story after this?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (Pq0CS)

98 Thanks to ace I am aware of this uninteresting vapid person's existence. Vaguely.

That such a non-entity can have any role or job relating to anything serious or even at an adult level redundantly confirms the cretinization of America.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (OTzUX)

99 Is there any group more abused, disadvantaged, and victimized than white college-educated women? I'm not just talking now. I mean, in the history of the world.

Posted by: Wally at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (FJYfm)

100 The Trannie isn't cutting it as a guy

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (k8B25)

101 I am a strong believer in only two sexes. (=genders.)

But if I had to make an exception, that thing on the left of the video would be high on the list.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (l7M8j)

102 Just looking like a guy doesn't make you one

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (k8B25)

103 How did you all listen to the opera, read the post, and still comment before me?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (l7M8j)
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I found the problem
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:35 PM (t0OGg)
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Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)

104 She fails both tests not hot and very very crazy. Despair all hope who dare enter thar.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (q7YwT)

105 The only way we can possibly know her real age is to saw her in half and count the rings. It's just science.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (ppBhU)

106 >>>Taylor Lorenz is ready for Cocoon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

I hear they really like that move in the retirement homes.

Posted by: Lloyd Dobler at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (QYPq3)

107 Why is trey gowdy in the interview with her?

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (EVxJY)

108 I'd have to see dat azz first. Is it big enough to whip with a car antenna?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

Hey, I'm eating here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (yHsuS)

109 This seems like a very complex situation that offers no payoff for the taking the trouble to understand it.

I'll just wait for the inevitable boob comments and fish puns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (gHIP9)

110 *insert Jackie Martling hysterical overcrying drop here*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Taylor is apparently not being positioned for success. Do you reckon it's because she's just too old?

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (CkFy6)

112 Why is trey gowdy in the interview with her?

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (EVxJY)

lol, cruel

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (yHsuS)

113 So how old is JJ now, with all those birthdays?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (F7bjs)

114 Just looking like a guy doesn't make you one
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (k8B25)
---
Jordan Peterson and this Brit lady had a very good recent Youtube video about this. It's a bit wordy and roundabout, but the points that are made in the last half are really good.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (krQz2)

115 It appears our journalistic class is in a vicious fight to reach the bottom.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (LsEU/)

116 I like how they just make up some statistic and report it as fact (1 in 3 women under 35 face on-line harassment)

That is shocking! But nothing compared to the 9 in 10 that deserve it or harassed others first .

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (MxEKc)

117 ace you should do vlogs like her.

I want a first hand report on how much masking tape, hemorrhoid cream and foundation you have to apply to make yourself look like a smooth-faced vampire like she does.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (lQoju)

118 Why is trey gowdy in the interview with her?
Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (EVxJY)

OK, literal LOL on that one.

Posted by: Wally at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (FJYfm)

119 Taylor will be doing catheter commercials soon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)

120 I like the part where she starts crying.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

121

Not sure what she identifies as sexually, but pretty sure 'ole Taylor has known the love of a ginourmous black strap-on hammered through her brown starfish...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (7DYli)

122 Why in these videos do women look to the sides or in the air as far as their eyes will move ... are they seeing things? Anoying

Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Yxj/E)

123 So how old is JJ now, with all those birthdays?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (F7bjs)

1,231,491,356,878,201

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Dessicated.

A desert

Zero humidity

Posted by: she's all dried up at September 16, 2022 03:39 PM (fa8T6)

125 Why is trey gowdy in the interview with her?

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (EVxJY)

-----------------
That's Criswell, with his new perscription glasses.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2022 03:39 PM (TNyrE)

126 Wonder what Taylor would say about all of us under-29-year-olds making fun of her as the decrepit hag she's trying so hard not to be...

(Does that sentence even make sense? My almost 29-year-old brain is not as sharp as it used to be...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (YIVH2)

127 >>>I like the part where she starts crying.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

Oh yes. Yes.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (QYPq3)

128 So how old is JJ now, with all those birthdays?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (F7bjs)
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The sum total duration of human civilization reduces to a rounding error of JJ's age.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (t0OGg)

129 Why in these videos do women look to the sides or in the air as far as their eyes will move ... are they seeing things? Anoying
Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Yxj/E)
---
They remember Suzannah Hoffs in Walk Like an Egyptian?

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (krQz2)

130 Dessicated.

A desert

Zero humidity
Posted by: she's all dried up at September 16, 2022 03:39 PM (fa8T6)
++++
*snort*

Just in case you missed the point, the sock sends it home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (t0OGg)

131 Didn't she whine post her daily step counts at some point. For like a whole week she hovered around 200 steps per day. One day was 32 steps or something...

Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (+1LZb)

132 I like the part where she starts crying.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
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Right on cue, almost like someone slipped her an onion...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 03:40 PM (YIVH2)

133 She seems uncomfortably close to insane.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (VdGjU)

134 Taylor Lorenz is ready for Cocoon.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I must say, when it first came out I found I had a thing for (now Zombie) Gwen Verdon.

A ginger. Imagine that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (LsEU/)

135 That video of Taylor Lorenez with that oddly peculiar man is some of Babylon Bee's best work.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (/qNGG)

136 Hey, if it’s the end of the Early Bird Special at Sizzler and I’ve had a few beers and Taylor’s been hitting the sloe gin fizzes, I wouldn’t be above taking her to the back room of the senior center and giving her a little of the ole’ slap and tickle.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (Geoni)

137 Oh if there is crying I must continue watching

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (k8B25)

138 I've seen this bint mentioned here before but she's really low on my give a shit meter.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (Xrfse)

139 >>>Why in these videos do women look to the sides or in the air as far as their eyes will move ... are they seeing things? Anoying
Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Yxj/E)

The body language nerds would tell you they are looking for validation while projecting insincere drama.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (QYPq3)

140 Skip to 1:15 where it starts to RAWK.

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Ahhh, another Oblig now that I hear that. The Eggplant Scene from True Romance:

https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (Pq0CS)

141 Taylor will be doing catheter commercials soon
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)

She'll be starring in the "A Place for Mom" commercial with Joan Lunden. As Joan's mom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

142 How is anyone in the media still allowed to hire her, you'd think
HR would block them from giving a job to a women who has attempted to make inappropriate contact with minors, has severe mental disorders, and routinely fights with everyone she confesses in contact with, then tries to play the victim..... wait, I'm being told that those things describe pretty much everyone in the media today.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (PTLob)

143 Lorenz was also involved in the Kiwi Farms debacle, and I don't think it's an exaggeration to say she's among the worst and most dangerous online hacks.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (F6e/e)

144 133 close was a couple miles back...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (dzZCL)

145 129 Why in these videos do women look to the sides or in the air as far as their eyes will move ... are they seeing things? Anoying
Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Yxj/E)
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They remember Suzannah Hoffs in Walk Like an Egyptian?
----

It gives them that valley girl .. "OMG" vibe...

Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (Yxj/E)

146 That's not the neck and chin of a 35 year old. Go away. there's a reason nobody likes you.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (zB9nf)

147
Lakmé or leave me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (ULwc0)

148 Taylor will be doing catheter commercials soon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)

--------------
Prior to those, she still has a few years where she can appear as a convincing subject for wrinkle firming creams.

"Not an actor"

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (TNyrE)

149 I'd tap dat azz.

Posted by: dan rather at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (rJ48h)

150 How does someone with so little talent become... influential? enough to warrant being interviewed?

A dirty rag is more interesting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (BFigT)

151 Dessicated.

A desert

Zero humidity
Posted by: she's all dried up at September 16, 2022 03:39 PM (fa8T6)
++++
*snort*

Just in case you missed the point, the sock sends it home.
==
No sploosh for her.

Posted by: the sock is always the cherry on top of the sundae at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (rdqfs)

152 116 I like how they just make up some statistic and report it as fact (1 in 3 women under 35 face on-line harassment)
Posted by: Ripley

Apartment for Peggy! Great movie I have not seen in ages, but lead character makes up statistics. very funny.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (l7M8j)

153 Man, that is one super- strong filter!

("spicy tweets"? yikes. )

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

154 Ok. I just watched the tiktok video.

Jeebus. She's about three steps away from being a valley girl.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (5vsma)

155 I cannot warn women loudly enough to stay away from her/MSNBC."

blue on blue crime

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (dCxaZ)

156 Cracking up

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (k8B25)

157 Mmmm

Suzanna Hoffs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (mZ3xv)

158 Why in these videos do women look to the sides or in the air as far as their eyes will move ... are they seeing things? Anoying

Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Yxj/E)

I think Susanna Hoffs is the only one that pulled that off successfully.

But let's be honest she could do a video eating chicken wings and still look hot.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (lQoju)

159 I'd tap dat azz.
Posted by: dan rather at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (rJ48h)

I'm safely betting yo dick don' werk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

160 So how old is JJ now, with all those birthdays?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (F7bjs)

I'm thinking of a number . . .

Posted by: Avogadro at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (4I/2K)

161

Taylor Lorenz... studies geese 'n bees 'n shit, imprints them with behaviors that make them think they're windmills, that Lorenz?

Posted by: C. Gardener at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (7DYli)

162 Huh
Whaddaya know.
My Taylor Whatsherface Giv-O-Shit Meter actually registers in negative numbers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (kdUPz)

163 Oops. I see hordemind beat me to it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:44 PM (lQoju)

164 Let's just say she's not taking Flinstones vitamins anymore and has graduated to Centrum Silver.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:44 PM (mZ3xv)

165 She is a stunned POC. Person of Cnutitude, that is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 03:44 PM (7JFm+)

166 Only at the HQ do we get opera and "slobgoblin" all in the same thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2022 03:44 PM (aeePL)

167

Next on MSNBC, muff-diving Suzanna Hoffs!

Posted by: Say Wut? at September 16, 2022 03:44 PM (7DYli)

168 The main cause of ridicule from that interview were the screengrab of Lorenz fake crying and people reacting to her ridiculous claims of PTSD. How is that the fault of the interviewer?

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (ei7q6)

169 16 I like how they just make up some statistic and report it as fact (1 in 3 women under 35 face on-line harassment)
Posted by: Ripley

I've done that. People are dumb and believe almost anything said with authority. I once had 3 women convinced that estrogen causes brain damage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (UuD2k)

170 She would move to Martha's Vineyard but there's a housing shortage there.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (zB9nf)

171
One in five liberal women complain of assault because they only associate with liberal men.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (ULwc0)

172 Lorenz is related to one of the people behind the internet archive, and her tweets can't be accessed through the Way back machine.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (F6e/e)

173 If the "Flower Duet" sounds vaguely familiar, it is the British Airways theme song. Doesn't spoil my enjoyment of it.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (AmoqO)

174 Let me tell you all about Relief Factor!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (Geoni)

175 Thanks for posting the music. One of my very favorite pieces.

Posted by: CloseTheFed at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (LeNk3)

176 The eyebrows are wrong.

Maybe she's a reincarnation of Tyrone Power?

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)

177 So how old is JJ now, with all those birthdays?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (F7bjs)

I'm thinking of a number . . .
Posted by: Avogadro at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (4I/2K)
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I smell a mole.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

178 Afternoon horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (8Qoxs)

179 Hey, if it’s the end of the Early Bird Special at Sizzler and I’ve had a few beers and Taylor’s been hitting the sloe gin fizzes, I wouldn’t be above taking her to the back room of the senior center and giving her a little of the ole’ slap and tickle.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (Geoni)

Third rate romance and low rent rendezvous!

Posted by: Amazing Rhythm Aces at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (4I/2K)

180 If the "Flower Duet" sounds vaguely familiar it is the British Airways theme song. Doesn't spoil my enjoyment of it.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (AmoqO)

181 Barren Harpy

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (dzZCL)

182 But let's be honest she could do a video eating chicken wings and still look hot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (lQoju)
---
I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (YIVH2)

183 Social Media: The place to go for every retard with a voice.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (w2Z7l)

184 "I've seen this bint mentioned here before but she's really low on my give a shit meter."

Filler material until something better shows up.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (1DgE4)

185 90% of all statistics are just made up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

186 33 Maybe she just, you know, needs a really good scrogging? Sometimes that shuts 'em up for a while.

Just spitballin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer
_________________________

I rate this as 'True'. Any volunteers?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (fs1hN)

187 Is the video worth watching or only for bulimics?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (p/nbH)

188 Hey, if it’s the end of the Early Bird Special at Sizzler and I’ve had a few beers and Taylor’s been hitting the sloe gin fizzes, I wouldn’t be above taking her to the back room of the senior center and giving her a little of the ole’ slap and tickle.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 03:41 PM (Geoni)

Third rate romance and low rent rendezvous!
Posted by: Amazing Rhythm Aces at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (4I/2K)
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And they said chivalry was dead!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (YIVH2)

189 172 Lorenz is related to one of the people behind the internet archive, and her tweets can't be accessed through the Way back machine.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (F6e/e

I don't think the WBM is long for this world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (mZ3xv)

190 Damn, now I’ve got Walk Like an Egyptian in my head.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (F7bjs)

191 She would move to Martha's Vineyard but there's a housing shortage there.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (zB9nf)

No.

It's a housing crisis.

They already have a housing crisis!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (lQoju)

192 Live by the social media, die by the social media.

Posted by: Matthew 26, 2022 at September 16, 2022 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

193 She's just glad she can dust off her Kate Bush cassingle to play in the back group to show hip and with it she is with the kids. Hey fellow kids I watch the Netflix.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2022 03:47 PM (MGB5H)

194 Ace confirmed over 50?

Time flies. I remember being in my early to mid 20s posting here.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2022 03:47 PM (8Qoxs)

195

Taylor Swift--ginourmous black strap-on--> Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Posting from Mom's attic... at September 16, 2022 03:47 PM (7DYli)

196 Social Media: The place to go for every retard with a voice.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (w2Z7l)

FfFfFFFFFFffFFUCK YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: Corky from Life Goes On at September 16, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

197 I once had 3 women convinced that estrogen causes brain damage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (UuD2k)

28% of women are willing to accept bullshit health claims as long as they are made on the internet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (XIJ/X)

198 184 "I've seen this bint mentioned here before but she's really low on my give a shit meter."

Filler material until something better shows up.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (1DgE4)

-------------

Think of her as the internet Rip Taylor.

*tosses confetti*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (gHIP9)

199 Damn, now I’ve got Walk Like an Egyptian in my head.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM

I have Susanna Hoffs in my head.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (zB9nf)

200 a lot of people will recognize the 'Flower Song' because it was used in a British Air commercial years ago. The whole opera is quite good.

Natalie Dessay sings the best know aria from the opera:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmYRQWYlDbM

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (Ynyl9)

201 Your 15 minutes has been up for a while....Go away

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (bs+z0)

202 Never Fuck Crazy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (KY22T)

203 Damn, now I’ve got Walk Like an Egyptian in my head.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (F7bjs)
---
My brain keeps replaying Suzannah Hoffs closeup.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (krQz2)

204 But let's be honest she could do a video eating chicken wings and still look hot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (lQoju)

as long as she doesn't sneeze when she's naked.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

205 If you have anything that's only saved on the internet archive, I'd find another place to host it asap. Inconvenient things will be getting disappeared soon.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (F6e/e)

206 She's just glad she can dust off her Kate Bush cassingle to play in the back group to show hip and with it she is with the kids. Hey fellow kids I watch the Netflix.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2022 03:47 PM (MGB5H)
++++
That's *extremely* funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

207 "I've seen this bint mentioned here before but she's really low on my give a shit meter."
>>
Filler material until something better shows up.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (1DgE4)

Hello, boys!!

Posted by: Demi Rose at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (4I/2K)

208 In the face of zero adversity, backed by an entire power structure designed by her kind, Lorenz somehow finds the fortitude to wilt at any opportunity given.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

209 Think of her as the internet Rip Taylor.

*tosses confetti*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM

LOL. I watched some of the old Hollywood squares. The funniest of all was Paul Lynde.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (zB9nf)

210 Damn, now I’ve got Walk Like an Egyptian in my head.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:46 PM (F7bjs)

At least it's not that damn NOEGGS shit from earlier today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Ace had me a RAWK and then Taylor Lorenz mockery. When did I die enter heaven? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (/qNGG)

212 Never Fuck Crazy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (KY22T)
---
Because that's fucking crazy!

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (krQz2)

213 So is that a dude or a lesbo sitting next to her?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

The soy is strong in that one, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (7JFm+)

214 Taylor might have been better off just buying a Corvette to ease her mid-life crisis.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (BFigT)

215 Two is better than one I guess.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (AmoqO)

216 AWFLs are marginalized? Does that mean we're winning?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (TgBWG)

217 Five will get you twenty that Taylor's bedroom has a weird amount of stuffed animals on the bed and she forgot to take down her poster of Marky Mark before you came over.

When she's in the bathoom for the post boink piss, you'll find the pink diary with that fuzzy tipped pen in her side dresser.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (mZ3xv)

218 I about blew a gasket the first time Ace said he was 29. I fell for it and couldn't, for the life of me, figure out how such a youngster could be so cynical (and cruel) (and damned funny) at such a young age.

Frankly, I'm old enough that I should've known better.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (VJsqe)

219
LOL. I watched some of the old Hollywood squares. The funniest of all was Paul Lynde.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (zB9nf)

That's Dick Almighty to you, sir.

Posted by: Paul "Treetrunk" Lynde at September 16, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

220 177 So how old is JJ now, with all those birthdays?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:38 PM (F7bjs)
---
I'm thinking of a number . . .
Posted by: Avogadro at September 16, 2022 03:43 PM (4I/2K)
---
I smell a mole.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

Enough of this chemical romance, you guys get a room....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 16, 2022 03:50 PM (SRRAx)

221 Never Fuck Crazy.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Whoa there fella! Half of the late teen/young twentysomething men wouldn't get any experience should they follow this advice.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 03:50 PM (LsEU/)

222
28% of women are willing to accept bullshit health claims as long as they are made on the internet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (XIJ/X)

____________

I unfollowed almost every woman on FB and my feed suddenly became peaceful. No angry rants, no stupid memes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 03:50 PM (ULwc0)

223 Natalie Dessay sings the best know aria from the opera:
__________

the blue lady from Fifth Element?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2022 03:50 PM (fs1hN)

224 So is that a dude or a lesbo sitting next to her?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

If I may, that is a trans boi. They are indigenous to the West Coast.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (/qNGG)

225 "I've seen this bint mentioned here before but she's really low on my give a shit meter."

You clearly just want to date her.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (MxEKc)

226 Next on MSNBC, muff-diving Suzanna Hoffs!

Posted by: Say Wut?

Whoa.

Still trying not to Google . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (Pq0CS)

227 Back to beating on the Littles. I'm 2/2.

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (yHsuS)

228 How is anyone in the media still allowed to hire her, you'd think
HR would block them from giving a job to a women who has attempted to make inappropriate contact with minors, has severe mental disorders, and routinely fights with everyone she confesses in contact with, then tries to play the victim..... wait, I'm being told that those things describe pretty much everyone in the media today.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 16, 2022 03:42 PM (PTLob)

Are you kidding? HR loves these employees!

They are Diverse! They show the social responsibility of the organization!

Then when the sh!t hits the fan, and the drama proliferates? HR gets to really shine! They get to investigate! They get to be important! They get to shine! They promulgate policy! The get to lecture and harangue the people that despised them as paper pushing weenies that find excuses to deny you good employees.

HR eats this shit up with a spoon.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (Z32m1)

229 ---
My brain keeps replaying Suzannah Hoffs closeup.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:48 PM (krQz2

This.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (mZ3xv)

230 Lorentz transformation > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: A. Einstein at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (xttsV)

231 "I've seen this bint mentioned here before but she's really low on my give a shit meter."
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Does she have a scimitar to lob?

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (krQz2)

232
Whoa.

Still trying not to Google . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (Pq0CS)

https://youtu.be/6geQ6-0EdNo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

233 > Taylor is apparently not being positioned for success. Do you reckon it's because she's just too old?

Poor old dear just can't keep up with the times.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (eyxn4)

234 You know she’s a successful tech reporter because Tim Cook is sitting beside her in that interview.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (Geoni)

235 I unfollowed almost every woman on FB and my feed suddenly became peaceful. No angry rants, no stupid memes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 03:50 PM (ULwc0)

So did I and then Mrs D started ranting in real life.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (kdUPz)

236 >>>FfFfFFFFFFffFFUCK YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: Corky from Life Goes On

Corky, we kidnapped your dog and sold him to a family of Filipinos.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (w2Z7l)

237 Crazy elderly cat lady acting crazy, film at 11.

Posted by: can of spam at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (/O7Zf)

238 Slobgoblin.

Str, Dex and Con may vary, but never double digit Int, Cha or Wis.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (DB16e)

239 I like how they just make up some statistic and report it as fact (1 in 3 women under 35 face on-line harassment)
Posted by: Ripley

I've done that. People are dumb and believe almost anything said with authority. I once had 3 women convinced that estrogen causes brain damage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (UuD2k)

My mobile and door-to-door in-home breast exam, mammogram, and bra measurement & fitting service idea should work. This time. I'm all about service in public health.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (4I/2K)

240 It's all about how you "identify" these days. Mentally-ill men addicted to animu porn put on dresses and "identify" as women, so it's natural in our current clown world for a Boomer to shop at Forever 21 and "identify" as a millennial.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (py1gx)

241 Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (mZ3xv)

Never heard of her. The wonders of the Horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2022 03:54 PM (8Qoxs)

242 If I may, that is a trans boi. They are indigenous to the West Coast.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 03:51 PM (/qNGG)
.........

On MSNBC, its native environs.

Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins at September 16, 2022 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

243 Is Lorenz the one wearing the tie? I hope so for her sake...the person to the right is horrid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 03:55 PM (XIJ/X)

244 Taylor is the sneering geriatric face of neo-fascism - get used to her and people like her

Posted by: Broseidon at September 16, 2022 03:55 PM (F6e/e)

245 (1 in 3 women under 35 face on-line harassment)

Its true! I posted on twitter that you could see my topless photos for only $9.99 on OnlyFan and some guy posted NAW DOG!

THE HORROR

Posted by: Some THOT at September 16, 2022 03:55 PM (ESjRY)

246 Never heard of her. The wonders of the Horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2022 03:54 PM (8Qoxs)

80s spank bank material

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:55 PM (mZ3xv)

247 Never Fuck Crazy.
==
Granted that is rule one. These days, that makes you a monk.

Posted by: Under the circumstances, nobody is sane anymore at September 16, 2022 03:55 PM (2Dli9)

248 240 It's all about how you "identify" these days. Mentally-ill men addicted to animu porn put on dresses and "identify" as women, so it's natural in our current clown world for a Boomer to shop at Forever 21 and "identify" as a millennial.
Posted by: Saber Alter at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (py1gx)

If my company ever starts that woke shit, I'm going to identify as a retiree.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:55 PM (Y5qcH)

249 It's all about how you "identify" these days. Mentally-ill men addicted to animu porn put on dresses and "identify" as women, so it's natural in our current clown world for a Boomer to shop at Forever 21 and "identify" as a millennial.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 16, 2022 03:53 PM (py1gx)
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That's weird. Because three things I don't identify as are "Nazi", "fascist" and "white supremacist".

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (krQz2)

250 I'm speechless.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (PNb1b)

251 Who?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (BZR7a)

252 >My brain keeps replaying Suzannah Hoffs closeup.

A few years ago I posted a link to "naked Hoff", which was a glamourous photo of David Hasselhoff with a couple of Sher Pai puppies strategically placed.

The Horde reaction was ... volcanic. I learned new words that day.

I'm not the type to troll, but it was glorious.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)

253 She is just barely hanging by a thread.... when it finally goes it will go all at once.

Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (Yxj/E)

254 That video of her.....ugh.

Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, totally.

Posted by: portlandon at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (+oR7L)

255 So is that a dude or a lesbo sitting next to her?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

It was Albino David Byrne Cosplay Day at the network that day.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (Pq0CS)

256 250 I'm speechless.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (PNb1b)

I wish she was

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

257 I suspect Ace posted that Opera because it had French and English subbies.

I just went looking for some background music and none of them had both languages.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (l7M8j)

258 Taylor is the sneering geriatric face of neo-fascism - get used to her and people like her

Nope.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2022 03:57 PM (Xrfse)

259 The Horde reaction was ... volcanic. I learned new words that day.

I'm not the type to troll, but it was glorious.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)

You know what you did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:57 PM (mZ3xv)

260 I plan to identify as Amish this coming tax season.
Should work, right? Who are they to tell me otherwise?

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 16, 2022 03:57 PM (DB16e)

261

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC oh, Fuck Ass!

Posted by: Doc of Maginty's at September 16, 2022 03:57 PM (7DYli)

262 1 in 3 women under 35 face on-line harassment)
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in real life 1 in 3 women under 35 who walk by a construction site at lunch time face harrassment.

I mean if you think somebody whistling while you wiggle by is harrassment.

Posted by: Chivalry is dead ladies and you helped kill it at September 16, 2022 03:57 PM (IhR//)

263 nobody recognizes the opera piece as the music playing the Christopher Walken-Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance?

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (B3oWe)

264 That Tik Tok must have some strong filters. I would swear she doesn’t look a day over 55!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (Geoni)

265 Darwin really needs to up his game.

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (6/K6X)

266 Sadly Taylor is one if I ran her over in my truck I could recognize her

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (k8B25)

267 Stupid O/T question that just hit me...

Does Martha's Vineyard even have a homeless shelter, or soup kitchen on the island?

And that chick looks great for 65.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (1n+EO)

268 She reminds me, to some extent, of that Shoe On Head chick that one of the COBs links to from time to time.

Which is to say, I get like 10 seconds into a video, and my mind tunes out. It's quite involuntary, really. I think it's an evolutionary mechanism that men developed over hundreds of generations in order to procreate.

My theory is that early man used to mutter something like "Ogg say Shut F*ck Up. Trying watch animals fight outside cave" and then backhand the shit out of their mate. But unfortunately, this would often injure their mate, reducing the chances of reproductive success, thus the early men that could stare blankly into the fire and grunt developed a biological advantage.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (lQoju)

269 A few years ago I posted a link to "naked Hoff", which was a glamourous photo of David Hasselhoff with a couple of Sher Pai puppies strategically placed.

Link?

Posted by: President Lightbringer at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (ESjRY)

270 that's why I said you all knew it.

You know it as "the Opera where Sicilians are all the bastard offspring of moors."

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (B3oWe)

271 "It's only polite to use somebody's chosen personal pronoun, fascist!"

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (krQz2)

272 I'm not the type to troll, but it was glorious.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM

Like the time Fenelon posted a pic of boobies and it was birds.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (zB9nf)

273 I hope this ends badly for everyone involved.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (m+qiV)

I have that same thought many times a week.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

274 That clip looks like something from The Days of Our Lives.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (PNb1b)

275 Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)

After checking her out? You deserve everything that came your way.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (8Qoxs)

276 She's Botox Betty and Collagen Jen all rolled into one 74 year old package.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

277 I've done that. People are dumb and believe almost anything said with authority. I once had 3 women convinced that estrogen causes brain damage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:45 PM (UuD2k)

Tell them it was an article in the New England Journal of Medicine in 2018. Then if 1 in 20 people actually look it up? Deny everything and attack them as liars.

Posted by: Taylor at September 16, 2022 03:59 PM (Z32m1)

278 Susanna Hoffs . . .

https://youtu.be/_rOEf9vF1kc

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (Pq0CS)

279 "She is just barely hanging by a thread.... when it finally goes it will go all at once."

Theme song for taylor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUvmaVgslqA

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (1DgE4)

280 Stupid O/T question that just hit me...

Does Martha's Vineyard even have a homeless shelter, or soup kitchen on the island?

And that chick looks great for 65.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM

Apparently yes. Because the people that work for these rich hypocritical fucks can't afford to live there.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (zB9nf)

281 that pic at the top that says MSNBC: I neved noticed this before but Lorenz Taylor almost looks like Chelsea Clinton with dark hair.

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (Ynyl9)

282 Taylor is the sneering geriatric face of neo-fascism - get used to her and people like her
Posted by: Broseidon

///

Ugh. You are so right: we better get used to it.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (tQL7r)

283 in real life 1 in 3 women under 35 who walk by a construction site at lunch time face harrassment.

NYT had some feminist writer that wrote an article in 2004 complaining about how construction workers cat called her and then another in 2017 about how she missed being catcalled by construction workers.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (ESjRY)

284 263 nobody recognizes the opera piece as the music playing the Christopher Walken-Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance?
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (B3oWe)

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You have to be WELL over age 50 to remember this movie!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (RG7Wy)

285 I swear I laughed continuously for half an hour. Hell I'm about to cry laughing right now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (44ww/)

286
4 in 5 agree:

whining Taylor Swift >> whining Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

287 Taylor Lorenz is not geriatric. She's just an annoying person who tries to look younger than she is. She isn't 65 or close to that

From the net:

From a chronological viewpoint, medical treatment of the elderly (geriatrics) starts from the age of 65 years old. This definition per se is nowadays certainly not really an adequate definition of an elderly patient and the reason to be treated by a geriatrician. In addition to chronological age, other factors must be considered in order to define the elderly patient. Functional reserves decrease with age, which leads to increased vulnerability.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (vH/6k)

288 I once had 3 women convinced that estrogen causes brain damage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Ummm . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 04:01 PM (Pq0CS)

289 234 You know she’s a successful tech reporter because Tim Cook is sitting beside her in that interview.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (Geoni)

It's a good thing I am on my Kindle, 'cuz it would've been Hell cleaning up a keyboard....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 16, 2022 04:01 PM (SRRAx)

290 I once had 3 women convinced that estrogen causes brain damage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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What about ending women's suffrage?

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 04:01 PM (krQz2)

291 You have to be WELL over age 50 to remember this movie!
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (RG7Wy)

Or have actually seen the movie...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 04:02 PM (7JFm+)

292 Taylor Lorenz is not geriatric. She's just an annoying person who tries to look younger than she is. She isn't 65 or close to that
==
Take us literally, but not seriously

Take us seriously, but not literally

Posted by: Choose wisely at September 16, 2022 04:02 PM (IhR//)

293 nobody recognizes the opera piece as the music playing the Christopher Walken-Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance?

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM (B3oWe)

That's because the readership is woefully misinformed about the greatest movies of the 20th century!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 04:02 PM (XIJ/X)

294 278 Susanna Hoffs . . .

https://youtu.be/_rOEf9vF1kc
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (Pq0CS)

You are a good shark.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 04:02 PM (mZ3xv)

295 >>>in real life 1 in 3 women under 35 who walk by a construction site at lunch time face harassment.

When they get to be Taylor's age, 3 in 3 face harassment, because the dude's just ignore them.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (Ti+Tv)

296 Ah, beautiful women with big, beautiful, nicely centered...

...

voices.

You miscreants. You know who you are.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (MkuC5)

297 NYT had some feminist writer that wrote an article in 2004 complaining about how construction workers cat called her and then another in 2017 about how she missed being catcalled by construction workers.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (ESjRY)

----------

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Posted by: Flounder at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (DUXLF)

298 4 in 5 agree:

whining Taylor Swift >> whining Taylor Lorenz
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM

I met the one dentist who didn't recommend Trident.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (zB9nf)

299 Does Martha's Vineyard even have a homeless shelter...?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2022 03:58 PM

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Yes, but you obviously couldn't afford to stay there.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (krQz2)

300 real life 1 in 3 women under 35 who walk by a construction site at lunch time face harrassment.

ALL women under 65 get the Mexicans here honking car horns, etc. Like they never seen panoche before.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (atInT)

301 From a chronological viewpoint, medical treatment of the elderly (geriatrics) starts from the age of 65 years old. This definition per se is nowadays certainly not really an adequate definition of an elderly patient and the reason to be treated by a geriatrician. In addition to chronological age, other factors must be considered in order to define the elderly patient. Functional reserves decrease with age, which leads to increased vulnerability.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (vH/6k)

You really don't get sarcasm and hyperbole, do you, Fen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (7JFm+)

302 https://youtu.be/6geQ6-0EdNo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well...That was a nice antidote to Taylor Lorenz...Thanks!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (YIVH2)

303 thus the early men that could stare blankly into the fire and grunt developed a biological advantage.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

////

Think you may be on your something

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (tQL7r)

304 re 269: Juliet Lapine, I think her name is. Her video about Netflix' 'Cuties' shows that some people still have a decent sense of disgust.

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (Ynyl9)

305 I can't wait until Taylor Lorenz gets addicted to plastic surgery and ends on a reality TV intervention show.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (/qNGG)

306 Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Posted by: Flounder at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM (DUXLF)
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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

Posted by: Gib at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (9nXhD)

307 And a talk by conservative Toni Lehren (sp?) was just rioted against at some University. Those people were not geriatric. of course, there are leftists but the violent ones tends to be college-40's.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (vH/6k)

308 I'd care if I knew who Taylor what's her name is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (dO/0d)

309
Poor, poor, poor me!
Poor, poor, pitiful me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

310 "with crazy eyes"

You left out "with crazy eyes."

Posted by: m at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (RuTUS)

311 I don't TikTok, but I sure hope someone responded with an "Okay Boomer."

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

312 LL women under 65 get the Mexicans here honking car horns, etc. Like they never seen panoche before.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 04:03 PM

You live on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM (zB9nf)

313 NYT had some feminist writer that wrote an article in 2004 complaining about how construction workers cat called her and then another in 2017 about how she missed being catcalled by construction workers.
Posted by: 18-1

Oh cmon sweetie, youd be cute if you just smiled.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2022 04:05 PM (MGB5H)

314 They put those dialogue boxes up deliberately to hide the singers breasts.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 04:05 PM (PNb1b)

315 Speaking of slobbering media love affairs, "Fox News" radio newsreaders are doing their utmost to soften and puffpiecify every regime talking point. Blatantly obvious.

Posted by: Turk 182 at September 16, 2022 04:05 PM (VDLxK)

316 There are many kinds of crazy. That's the kind of crazy I wouldn't fuck with Chuy's dick.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 04:05 PM (w2Z7l)

317 Bea Taylor > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 04:05 PM (DUXLF)

318 291

Or have actually seen the movie...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 04:02 PM (7JFm+)

------------

Yes, I was being silly. I emphasize your point to people who don't know who, say, Ernest Borgnine is. "He was before my time." Uh huh. The English language was 1,000 years before your time but somehow you're able to tell me in clear language that anything that happened before you were born is impossible to comprehend?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (RG7Wy)

319 Many noted the repeated "likes" in her video, but also look at how Lorenz's eyes dart from side to side -- I'm thinking she's seen young girls do this in videos. It's a pose they do -- sort of a Susanna Hoff thing. It's supposed to make them look more attractive, and make it seem as though they're distracted from the camera, by their busy life that involves so much more than posing in front of a camera for attention.

Gross. It's sort of gross when actually young people do that, but when it's someone my own age, that's unbearably cringey.

Posted by: Pastafarian at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (JKwSi)

320 Bea Taylor > Bea Arthur > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (44ww/)

321 That chick needs some intense mental health treatment.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (9pcIx)

322 And a talk by conservative Toni Lehren (sp?) was just rioted against at some University. Those people were not geriatric. of course, there are leftists but the violent ones tends to be college-40's.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM

Well that's different because shut up! BTW it's Tomi Lahren I believe.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (zB9nf)

323 thus the early men that could stare blankly into the fire and grunt developed a biological advantage.
==
well does explain that most mean tend toward the taciturn.

also no evolutionary pressure on women to cultivate the "suffer in silence" gene... and frankly consistent with God letting us reap what we had sown with orginal sin . . . He's funny like that.

Posted by: Although my Mom tended toward Stoicism heroically when it came to pain at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (Acgzl)

324 From a chronological viewpoint, medical treatment of the elderly (geriatrics) starts from the age of 65 years old. This definition per se is nowadays certainly not really an adequate definition of an elderly patient and the reason to be treated by a geriatrician. In addition to chronological age, other factors must be considered in order to define the elderly patient. Functional reserves decrease with age, which leads to increased vulnerability. Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You really don't get sarcasm and hyperbole, do you, Fen? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not sure I am following your point here AOP.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (/qNGG)

325 No need to insult me, AOP. I get sarcasm quite well. I didn't realize Broseiden was being sarcastic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (vH/6k)

326 Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz sings the classics at September 16, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

327 278 Susanna Hoffs . . .

https://youtu.be/_rOEf9vF1kc
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (Pq0CS)

It's a slow hurricane season, but hold the screen door anyway.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2022 04:07 PM (Ti+Tv)

328 Taylor might have been better off just buying a Corvette to ease her mid-life crisis.

*******

At her age its more of an end-life crisis

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at September 16, 2022 04:07 PM (qDT6j)

329 Foxnewx could be the recipient of a well-placed Sodom-class space rock and I wouldn't care.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (MkuC5)

330 remember that 3 minutes video of a woman walking around in Manhattan and guys whistling and 'Hey Baby' and 'come, smile, honey'? As I recall they took hours of video to get those three minutes, and when someone pointed out that none of the guys were white... "well, we had those but there was too much background noise..."

I'm sure we discussed that here back then

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (Ynyl9)

331 And a talk by conservative Toni Lehren (sp?) was just rioted against at some University. Those people were not geriatric. of course, there are leftists but the violent ones tends to be college-40's.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:04 PM

Well that's different because shut up! BTW it's Tomi Lahren I believe.
==
Take it seriously but not literally with Fen.

Posted by: Choose wisely at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (Acgzl)

332 Tank Abrams just came out in support of abortion up to birth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (mZ3xv)

333 Who?

IDK&IDGAF

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (qZdIZ)

334 Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (zB9nf)

Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (vH/6k)

335 Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (RG7Wy)

When I tell anyone under the age of 35 the names of my cats, Bogie and Bacall , they give me a blank look because they have no idea.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (9pcIx)

336 I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don’t wanna know. I would like to think they were singing about something so beautiful it can’t be expressed in words and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made these pixels dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man at AoS felt free.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (3WxkM)

337 Chester A. Arthur > Bea Arthur > Bea Taylor > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (DUXLF)

338 "thus the early men that could stare blankly into the fire and grunt developed a biological advantage.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger "

So many weird evolutionary incentives taking place now. Future mankind is going to be seriously warped. I mean person-kind

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (MxEKc)

339 When you're 20, you want everyone to like you.
When you're 45, you don't care if anyone likes you.
When you're 65 you're amazed anyone even knows you are still alive.

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (jTmQV)

340 Fake hoaxes prove the opposite of the claim.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (44ww/)

341 Tank Abrams just came out in support of abortion up to birth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (mZ3xv)
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Is anyone surprised? What I don't get is how these women are "all in" for abortion but don't stop to think about their own mothers...What if their moms had had the "right" to abort the women screaming about abortion now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (YIVH2)

342 She grew up in to Old Greenwich, Connecticut, attending nearby Greenwich High School. Anybody look at that yearbook? Wiki says somewhere in her 40s.

Posted by: Ciampino - does it matter what type of wood she is? at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (qfLjt)

343 This is why my theory is that there are no incels, because even the most sex starved of men have come to realize boinking teh crazies may not be the best life decision you can make

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at September 16, 2022 04:10 PM (qDT6j)

344 Netrebko has a thing for Garanča

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 04:10 PM (PNb1b)

345 suzanna hoffs did a good cover of "Different Drum" with Matthew Sweet. it plays during the credits of The Hearbreak Kid. Worth the listen.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:10 PM (B3oWe)

346 NYT had some feminist writer that wrote an article in 2004 complaining about how construction workers cat called her and then another in 2017 about how she missed being catcalled by construction workers.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2022 04:00 PM (ESjRY)
++++
It was The Guardian's Jessica Valenti, and it was even better than that.

June 3, 2014: "The end of hisses, whistles and stares: we need to walk the streets without fear"
Two-thirds of women have been sexually harassed just for being in public. But the conversation has exploded, and now something needs to be done

July 20, 2015: "One perk of older age? Fewer catcalls"
To my great shame, the thought of not being worth men’s notice bothers me, even though I’m a seasoned feminist and I know better

Barely made it a year..

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

347 real life 1 in 3 women under 35 who walk by a construction site at lunch time face harrassment.

ALL women under 65 get the Mexicans here honking car horns, etc. Like they never seen panoche before.
===
Just be glad they don't have a Mr. Microphone

Posted by: Choose wisely at September 16, 2022 04:10 PM (X3kwD)

348 339 ---

Ain't it the truth.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 16, 2022 04:10 PM (MkuC5)

349 Adam Carolla told Suzanna Hoffs, who is very petite, that she "had a body built for abduction."

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:11 PM (B3oWe)

350 Which, if I'm being honest, is not under 29.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM
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Well, if we're doing confessions, I'm not either. Does that make a bad person?

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at September 16, 2022 04:11 PM (ju2Fy)

351 On-line harrassment? Good thing they can't hear their viewers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 04:11 PM (/RDPd)

352 Gotta admit. I'm 46 and if Taylor Lorenz were actually sane and emotionally stable, I'd totally try to tap that. TL looking like Carl Reiner is no more of an obstacle than Bryce Dallas Howard occasionally looking like Opie.

Also, no way she's 50, but also no way she was born after 1981.

Posted by: JimLennon at September 16, 2022 04:11 PM (mR5GH)

353 332 Tank Abrams just came out in support of abortion up to birth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------------------------

Good for her, choices need to be clear.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 04:11 PM (PNb1b)

354 Gross. It's sort of gross when actually young people do that, but when it's someone my own age, that's unbearably cringey.
Posted by: Pastafarian at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (JKwSi)

Still sexy when 50 something year old Susanna Hoffs does it.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:12 PM (9pcIx)

355 re 307: saw a clip of that on Fox news earlier today. They (according to the report) had to call the State Troopers to get away from the mob. You know none of the mostly peaceful protesters will be charges with anything. Maybe time served for spilled a coffee on a sofa.

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:12 PM (Ynyl9)

356 Taylor is the sneering geriatric face of neo-fascism - get used to her and people like her
Posted by: Broseidon

That was sarcasm and hyperbole (?), which was the comment I was referring to. People in their 20's and 30's sometimes tend to think anyone over 50 is geriatric. If Taylor Lorenz is 50 or over she's holding up pretty well except too much eye makeup and a hair style that would not be the best for most people over 45.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:12 PM (vH/6k)

357 I have come here to chew bubblegum and whine about my PTSD -- and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, in the Amazon Prime remake of They Live at September 16, 2022 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

358 No need to insult me, AOP. I get sarcasm quite well. I didn't realize Broseiden was being sarcastic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (vH/6k)

I am not trying to insult you, Fen. This is the Horde we are talking about. We do a lot of sarcasm and hyperbole here. Calling Lorenz "geriatric" is hyperbole, although chronologically, there a lot fewer years between her and "geriatric" than there are between her an "teenager".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 04:12 PM (7JFm+)

359 This is why my theory is that there are no incels, because even the most sex starved of men have come to realize boinking teh crazies may not be the best life decision you can make
==
While you have a point, don't underestimate the lack of confidence and testosterone of the typical neck beard omega. This may be a "both"/ "and" situation.

Posted by: the power of "and" at September 16, 2022 04:12 PM (+kpA8)

360 335 When I tell anyone under the age of 35 the names of my cats, Bogie and Bacall , they give me a blank look because they have no idea.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:08 PM (9pcIx)

That's funny. I like to listen to the 40s station on Sirius XM, it was decades before my time, but I like that stuff. My wife has gotten some knowledge by osmosis. We were driving around the other day and a song came on and she said - this sounds like Gene Krupa. I said - you are the only one on the planet your age who would say that sentence.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (RG7Wy)

361 >>>Gotta admit. I'm 46 and if Taylor Lorenz were actually sane and emotionally stable, I'd totally try to tap that

some of you guys either have testosterone levels in the 2000s, or are in prison. I do not understand some of the "I would hit that" statements made.

She's a rancid jaundicy goblin.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)

362 Anybody else hate the mobilized IMDB?

It is so hard to read and find information now. I have started clicking on Wikipedia when I want to see who was in a movie, or ID a song,...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (l7M8j)

363
Every time I see that name, Taylor Lorenz, I get con fuddled with useful things that bear the same names

In mathematics, the Taylor series of a function is an infinite sum of terms that are expressed in terms of the function's derivatives at a single point. For most common functions, the function and the sum of its Taylor series are equal near this point. Taylor series are named after Brook Taylor, who introduced them in 1715.

In physics, the Lorentz transformations are a six-parameter family of linear transformations from a coordinate frame in spacetime to another frame that moves at a constant velocity relative to the former. The respective inverse transformation is then parameterized by the negative of this velocity. The transformations are named after the Dutch physicist Hendrik Lorentz.

But those are useful; she is not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (pNxlR)

364 349 Adam Carolla told Suzanna Hoffs, who is very petite, that she "had a body built for abduction."

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:11 PM (B3oWe)

Snort. I bet that was an awkward moment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (mZ3xv)

365 Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:08 P

I mentioned you up above and how you got me good one day by posting boobie pics. And they were pictures of the bird boobie. So cruel Fen, so cruel

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (zB9nf)

366 Look, fellow kids, I like, can’t wait for, like, the new season of Teen Mom on MTV. And don’t you like, hate all the posers and like phonies out there? And don’t you like also hate hot flashes?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (Geoni)

367 >>>Snort. I bet that was an awkward moment.

no she giggled, she liked it.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)

368 I saw Sarcasm & Hyperbole open for Loggins & Messina at Gazzari's in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (DUXLF)

369 "In further tweets, she blamed Radford for throwing her "under the bus," saying "Never did I think a fellow woman journalist would throw a colleague under the bus, especially one that purports to advocate for marginalized communities."

Ya gotta love 'journalists' who don't know the definition of the words they use ... or do they?

Purport: to have the often specious appearance of being, intending, or claiming (something implied or inferred)

Posted by: Dusty at September 16, 2022 04:14 PM (GStQg)

370 re 353: I think I read that Val Demings, running against Rubio in FL, said she in favor of abortion on demand up to 'time of viability.' I'd like to hear her explanation of that. Maybe I can find it.

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:14 PM (Ynyl9)

371 Someone here put me the knowledge that Garanimals used to be tween clothing. It's just baby clothes now, so the reference always makes me do a double-take. Basically cheap Wally World stuff for your tiny kids to destroy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2022 04:14 PM (oINRc)

372 Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry?
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz sings the classics at September 16, 2022 04:07 PM

Kind of.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (zB9nf)

373 Youngkin is a very smart man...or he has very smart people.

It's gonna make the transgender lobby think twice about pulling more stunts in the schools...

Aka, when you can't change the law yet b/c the legislature isn't meeting, change the admin created policy the law originally referenced...

https://www.dailywire.com/news/ virginia-replaces-democrats-mandatory- transgender-policy-with-parents-rights-manifesto

Posted by: Nova local at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (exHjb)

374 Is anyone surprised? What I don't get is how these women are "all in" for abortion but don't stop to think about their own mothers...What if their moms had had the "right" to abort the women screaming about abortion now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (YIVH2)

Poster boy for that is Barack Obama. Does anyone here believe for one minute that his mama would not have gotten her womb broomed after getting knocked up by Frank Marshall Davis, if the option was readily available?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (7JFm+)

375 She's a rancid jaundicy goblin.

......

I think it's a fair description.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (lQoju)

376 My theory is that early man used to mutter something like "Ogg say Shut F*ck Up. Trying watch animals fight outside cave" and then backhand the shit out of their mate. But unfortunately, this would often injure their mate, reducing the chances of reproductive success, thus the early men that could stare blankly into the fire and grunt developed a biological advantage.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:58

Can you imagine poor old Thag Simons having to listen to his wife harrang him why Mrs Ogg in the next cave over got a new Smilodon coat and she has to wear last year's moth eaten Sloth coat.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (3p4cr)

377 She's a rancid jaundicy goblin.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)

Had a guy in my frat nicknamed, "Sewer Dick". A rancid jaundicy goblin would have been a big score for him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (Y5qcH)

378 Of course by 2024 deepstate will probably admit to having 'telescreens' 24/7 everywhere., like Orwell predicted.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (/RDPd)

379 No need to insult me, AOP. I get sarcasm quite well. I didn't realize Broseiden was being sarcastic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (vH/6k)

I am not trying to insult you, Fen.
==
Take us seriously but not literally

Take us literally but not seriously.

One of the cool things about this place, which is also a challenge is that commenters on on different sides of that line all the time, in the same thread. its why I mentioned it earlier. Its not clown nose on clown nose off because its not the same person usually. And if I do that, I change nicks to make it a more obvious "joke". It can be hard to pick up. To be fair to both you of you.

Posted by: hey lighten up at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (sVqb/)

380 nobody recognizes the opera piece as the music playing the Christopher Walken-Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance?

Posted by: ace

See me at comment 140, above.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (Pq0CS)

381 not under 29 could still be 29

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (g1EEm)

382 There once was a fencer named Fiske
Whose moves were exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
The Lorentz contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (9nXhD)

383 Taylor looks good for her age in an Estelle Getty kind of way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (Wrs74)

384 Can you imagine if Taylor has siblings? MOOOOMMMMM! Timmy looked at me!!! Sob sob sob, faint...

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:16 PM (zB9nf)

385 I want to know why the pronoun police didn't go after Taylor for using "her" and not "xer" or "xim" or "they" or "zebra." Seems rather non inclusive, if you ask me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (5pTK/)

386 That's the song from that commercial!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (Wrs74)

387 Every time I see that name, Taylor Lorenz, I get con fuddled with useful things that bear the same names ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (pNxlR)
++++
I have that problem with the actress and "writer" Phoebe Waller-Bridge, because it sounds like a conjecture.

If demonstrated, the Phoebe-Waller Bridge would imply that ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (t0OGg)

388 She has PTSD? Post titty sag depression?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

389
Hola, fellow teens!

Say, can any of you put me some knowledge where I can get my trapper-keeper upgraded?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (pNxlR)

390 Copied link on Suzanna. Got that match doesn't work, but here is a Suzanna Hoff video for you while you decide what you want.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (k8B25)

391 She's a rancid jaundicy goblin.

Does that qualify for mean Chuy?

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (zB9nf)

392 Taylor has three younger siblings.

https://tinyurl.com/3c4ahupz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (XY9It)

393 Maybe she's a rancid juicy goblin.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (PNb1b)

394 Col "Blue Eyes" Taylor > Chester A. Arthur > Bea Arthur > Bea Taylor > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (4I/2K)

395 335 Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (RG7Wy)

When I tell anyone under the age of 35 the names of my cats, Bogie and Bacall , they give me a blank look because they have no idea.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:08

I feel you. When I told someone my cat was named Ava, they asked, like Eva Longoria? I said no, like Ava gardener. Of course I get the obligatory, who?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (QOU0Y)

396 >>>386 That's the song from that commercial!

that too.

Sharkman, good, glad one person appreciates The Classics.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (B3oWe)

397 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 03:58

Your a man of the Bible so I'm sure you're familiar with Proverbs 21:9 . 😀

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (9pcIx)

398 56 So who’s taking one for the team?
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (m+qiV)

If I had a broken dildo duct taped to a 15' pruning pole, I still would not want to defile by broken dildo duct taped to a 15' pruning pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (6FeV1)
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How about a dildo thta fell off that crashed semi yesterday?

Posted by: Ciampino - take your pick at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (qfLjt)

399 I'd abduct Sussana Hofts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (Oa1Nr)

400 Can you imagine poor old Thag Simons having to listen to his wife harrang him why Mrs Ogg in the next cave over got a new Smilodon coat and she has to wear last year's moth eaten Sloth coat.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2022 04:15 PM (3p4cr)
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"Sloth easier to catch." *stares at fire*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (9nXhD)

401
Taylor's been getting catty with other unwanted women since Lilith.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2022 04:19 PM (oINRc)

402 Does anyone here believe for one minute that his mama would not have gotten her womb broomed after getting knocked up by Frank Marshall Davis, if the option was readily available?
==
Key to his personality? He grew up knowing this.

Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a mental case when i see one at September 16, 2022 04:19 PM (sVqb/)

403 Taylor, I want to cast you as Ethel for a remake!

Posted by: On Golden Pond at September 16, 2022 04:19 PM (RG7Wy)

404 Say, can any of you put me some knowledge where I can get my trapper-keeper upgraded?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (pNxlR)
------------

Maybe not want to use "trapper-keeper" if you're trying to be one of the hip younger crowd.

You dig, daddy-o?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 16, 2022 04:19 PM (5pTK/)

405 You're = your.

I didn't think it possible but I hate autocorrect more than Biden.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:19 PM (9pcIx)

406 396 >>>386 That's the song from that commercial!

that too.

Sharkman, good, glad one person appreciates The Classics.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:18 PM (B3oWe)
----
British Airways.

Posted by: Ciampino - I flew BA when it was BOAC at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (qfLjt)

407 some of you guys either have testosterone levels in the 2000s, or are in prison. I do not understand some of the "I would hit that" statements made.

She's a rancid jaundicy goblin.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:13 PM (B3oWe)

*shrugs* I have a thing for pale brunettes.

Cheers from Stateville. Keep up the good work, ace!

Posted by: JimLennon at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (mR5GH)

408 Greetings:

What was the blonde ???

Posted by: 11B40 at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (uuklp)

409 I don’t know, Ace. A single guy who hasn’t had some “companionship” in a while. He looks over and sees her drinking her glass of wine at closing time, she looks like a pretty good “slump buster”.

Just don’t tell her your real name or give her your actual phone number.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (Geoni)

410 Can you imagine poor old Thag Simons having to listen to his wife harrang him why Mrs Ogg in the next cave over got a new Smilodon coat and she has to wear last year's moth eaten Sloth coat.

Sitting on that rock at night while everyone is asleep, wooden club in his lap,

"Thag not sure how come to this. Used to drag hot woman to cave."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (lQoju)

411 >>>is no more of an obstacle than Bryce Dallas Howard occasionally looking like Opie.

>I'd frack BDH like she was an undiscovered expanse of the Bakken oil field.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 04:21 PM (w2Z7l)

412 from politifact:

"A woman or girl should have the right to an abortion up to the time of viability of the fetus," Demings told the Miami Herald. "I think that women, each woman, each child who may be the victim of abuse, sexual abuse, should be able to sit down with the doctor and let their doctor tell them what the point of viability is."

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:21 PM (Ynyl9)

413 *shrugs* I have a thing for pale brunettes.

Cheers from Stateville. Keep up the good work, ace!
Posted by: JimLennon at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (mR5GH)
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Me, too, but not TL. Her entire demeanor is just a huge turn off...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 04:21 PM (YIVH2)

414 The term crybully pops into my mind watching that interview.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM (CXr4y)

415 I'm not saying that this is racist but . . .

NBC News@NBCNews
Florida Gov. DeSantis sending asylum-seekers to Martha's Vineyard is like "me taking my trash out and just driving to different areas where I live and just throwing my trash there," a founding member of a foundation which helps refugees says. - @NBCLatino

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM (FVME7)

416 Sadly, the next time we hear about Taylor will be her disappearance in the Everglades, after she told the last person to see her, an alligator hunter, she was on a quest to find the Fountain of Youth.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM (AMIL/)

417 I didn't think it possible but I hate autocorrect more than Biden.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:19 PM (9pcIx)
++++
You hate autocorrect more than you hate Biden, or you hate autocorrect more than Biden hates autocorrect?

I ask only because either could work. Based on his speeches, Biden *definitely* has autocorrect turned off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM (t0OGg)

418 There's nothing wrong with Taylor. She's one exorcism and a personality transplant away from being halfway decent wife material.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 16, 2022 04:23 PM (5pTK/)

419 Is anyone surprised? What I don't get is how these women are "all in" for abortion but don't stop to think about their own mothers...What if their moms had had the "right" to abort the women screaming about abortion now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 04:09 PM (YIVH2)

The first rule of liberalism is that morals don't apply to me and mine. Just others.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2022 04:23 PM (eoQWY)

420 No need to insult me, AOP. I get sarcasm quite well. I didn't realize Broseiden was being sarcastic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 04:06 PM (vH/6k)

Fen do you need to do an interview on MSNBC?

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:23 PM (9pcIx)

421 380 nobody recognizes the opera piece as the music playing the Christopher Walken-Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance?

Posted by: ace
-------------------------

It's Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 04:23 PM (PNb1b)

422 per Dick Tracy, Lorenz has two sibs in Denver/SF, one of whom is gay and married to her partner. Both of those siblings are in the construction business, as is Lorenz' father. She has another sibling who is a PR rep for CBS News in Washington. She is the eldest of the four Lorenz children.

https://tinyurl.com/3c4ahupz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 04:23 PM (XY9It)

423 NBC News@NBCNews
Florida Gov. DeSantis sending asylum-seekers to Martha's Vineyard is like "me taking my trash out and just driving to different areas where I live and just throwing my trash there," a founding member of a foundation which helps refugees says. - @NBCLatino

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM (FVME7)
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Comparing people to trash. That's so big-hearted.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 04:24 PM (krQz2)

424 Gawd.
I just walked the whole mall while waiting on Mrs D at the eye doc. We are truly fu*ked.
A: this place is a sh*thole.
B: I think I've found where some of the other Venezuelans are.

Sigh

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 04:24 PM (kdUPz)

425 like Ava gardener

(buffs nails on lapel)

Posted by: Zombie Mickey Rooney at September 16, 2022 04:24 PM (atInT)

426 Someone on FB today referred to mothers as "Birthing Persons". I'm really amazed that people do this, non ironically. I'm told him his birthing person's sperm spewer must be proud.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 04:24 PM (CCf67)

427 Taylor Lorenz is an unmitigated piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreiger at September 16, 2022 04:24 PM (wtvvX)

428 so an older guy picks up a woman in a bar one night. They go to a hotel and have sex. Next morning he gives her his phone number.

next day she calls the number.

"this is information, how can I help you?"

"oh damn, I slept with a guy last night and he gave me this number."

"oh, his name is Bill Clinton and his..."

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:25 PM (Ynyl9)

429 I don't care how old she is, but it's pathetic when people lie about their age. It's also really pathetic when women get tons of plastic surgery done. My wife and I ran into an old friend who had moved away and was back for a month or two taking care of her mom. My wife will even attest that she was stunningly beautiful. She is only 43 but has had so much plastic surgery and injections that we hardly recognized her. She ruined her looks. I actually felt bad for her.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:25 PM (zB9nf)

430 shrugs* I have a thing for pale brunettes.

Cheers from Stateville. Keep up the good work, ace!
Posted by: JimLennon at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (mR5GH)
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You must love Anne Hathaway.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:25 PM (9pcIx)

431 EDIT: Birth Giver, not birthing person.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 04:25 PM (CCf67)

432 415 I'm not saying that this is racist but . . .

NBC News@NBCNews
Florida Gov. DeSantis sending asylum-seekers to Martha's Vineyard is like "me taking my trash out and just driving to different areas where I live and just throwing my trash there," a founding member of a foundation which helps refugees says. - @NBCLatino
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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These people have Zero self awareness.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 04:25 PM (PNb1b)

433 Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies
And see......

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2022 04:26 PM (EafTE)

434 "A woman or girl should have the right to an abortion up to the time of viability of the fetus," Demings told the Miami Herald. "I think that women, each woman, each child who may be the victim of abuse, sexual abuse, should be able to sit down with the doctor and let their doctor tell them what the point of viability is."
Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:21 PM (Ynyl9)
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Thanks to the miracles of modern neonatal care, viability is creeping ever upward on greater and greater degrees of prematurity. Very early deliveries in the first part of the second trimester are extremely high-risk but not impossible.

So Demmings is roughly aligned with the federal abortion ban stunt that Graham is pulling. Something tells me that she doesn't know that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 04:26 PM (t0OGg)

435 re 421: oh, yeah, I forgot about that one. Crappy movie expect maybe for the lez stuff.

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:26 PM (Ynyl9)

436 I've met Susanna Hoffs. Tiny woman. Especially next to the rest of the band.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 16, 2022 04:26 PM (lTGtQ)

437 415 I'm not saying that this is racist but . . .

NBC News@NBCNews
Florida Gov. DeSantis sending asylum-seekers to Martha's Vineyard is like "me taking my trash out and just driving to different areas where I live and just throwing my trash there," a founding member of a foundation which helps refugees says. - @NBCLatino

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM (FVME7)

Does anyone else find it odd that there are not dozens and dozens of CNNMSBC interviews of the transported illegals, stating they were abused, tricked, humiliated, starved, or now feel thrown away like trash?

Maybe next week the Media will find some who can be bribed to say that.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)

438 I ask only because either could work. Based on his speeches, Biden *definitely* has autocorrect turned off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 04:22 PM

No I think his autocorrect is the same one from my mic. on my cell phone when dictating a text. Pro tip. ALWAYS check before hitting send. Biden's brain has automatic send on. And it's not pretty.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 16, 2022 04:27 PM (zB9nf)

439 any body NOODed?

MV again.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 16, 2022 04:27 PM (l7M8j)

440 361 >>>Gotta admit. I'm 46 and if Taylor Lorenz were actually sane and emotionally stable, I'd totally try to tap that

some of you guys either have testosterone levels in the 2000s, or are in prison. I do not understand some of the "I would hit that" statements made.

She's a rancid jaundicy goblin.

Posted by: ace
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ace, you see evolution in action as the male chimps sort themselves out by pecking order. You at the top get the most desirable mate and then cobs get their pick, and then so on until you hit the cardboard members. They get your special surprise clicks.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2022 04:27 PM (CXr4y)

441 oh, yeah, I forgot about that one. Crappy movie expect maybe for the lez stuff.
Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 16, 2022 04:26 PM (Ynyl9)

Best all time Lez movie is Bound.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 04:27 PM (9pcIx)

442 Ball hair > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

443 nood mv

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 16, 2022 04:28 PM (yHsuS)

444 I remember when Kellyanne Conway singled out Taylor Lorenz called her a "Peter Pan" that was stalking her daughter via DM's at 1:00 am.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 04:28 PM (NpAcC)

445 But as long as we're comparing people to trash. In Florida, it's really like Joe Biden dumps his trash into your bin, and a bunch of neighbors chime in on how that's only right and how much they support that, so you try to ask which one of them is going to take your overflow, and they're all like "You shouldn't try to dump your trash in other people's receptacles!"

That's actually a closer analogy.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 04:28 PM (krQz2)

446 Florida Gov. DeSantis sending asylum-seekers to Martha's Vineyard is like "me taking my trash out and just driving to different areas where I live and just throwing my trash there," a founding member of a foundation which helps refugees says. - @NBCLatino
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
.......

from breakfast tacos to trash in one month.
Nice work, Dems.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2022 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

447 409 I don’t know, Ace. A single guy who hasn’t had some “companionship” in a while. He looks over and sees her drinking her glass of wine at closing time, she looks like a pretty good “slump buster”.

Just don’t tell her your real name or give her your actual phone number.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 16, 2022 04:20 PM (Geoni)

Or have a cooking pot or a stove or access to water and bunnies.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2022 04:29 PM (RuTUS)

448

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 04:29 PM (t0OGg)

449
per Dick Tracy, Lorenz has two sibs in Denver/SF, one of whom is gay and married to her partner. Both of those siblings are in the construction business, as is Lorenz' father. She has another sibling who is a PR rep for CBS News in Washington. She is the eldest of the four Lorenz children.

https://tinyurl.com/3c4ahupz
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Which trans / queer BIPOC actrex do you intend to cast in the lead role of your forthcoming biopic about her?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 04:29 PM (pNxlR)

450 And in Texas, it's like Gregg Abbot lives by a heaping landfill where the neighbors are perfectly cool with trash falling down the trash hill into his yard, but they say that's his problem and he needs to deal with it, even when they push some of the hill into his yards.

Libs can't analogize.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 04:30 PM (krQz2)

451 >>> A single guy who hasn't had some "companionship" in a while. He looks over and sees her drinking her glass of wine at closing time, she looks like a pretty good "slump buster".

i understand the concept of the slumpbuster all too well. But i never said "Oooh I would totally hit THAT!" about a slumpbuster prospect.

The same as I've never said "WOOO-HOOO, I have just enough money for a burrito from 7-Eleven!!!!"

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:30 PM (B3oWe)

452 There isn't an Ernie Pyle in American journalism today. I say that as an insult but I doubt any of these dolts have the slightest clue who Ernie Pyle was

Posted by: John White at September 16, 2022 04:31 PM (XFH+I)

453 Relocating the illegals to MV is like driving around in a Taco Truck and throwing burritos at people. You know. Think about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 16, 2022 04:32 PM (Wrs74)

454 Taylor's womb is a rocky place, where seed can find no purchase.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at September 16, 2022 04:32 PM (l5ftB)

455 "A woman or girl should have the right to an abortion up to the time of viability

==
"a person can decide whether or not to kill another person as long as that other person isn't "viable". I've got terminal cancer, going to die, maybe not this month but very likely not live til January. Can my family decide to kill me because its more convenient for them to have the funeral now, so it won't screw up the holidays? (somebody calm Fen down, its a hypothetical)

What is viability, and why won't this concept be expanded. If you have situational ethics, its just a matter of fitting the circumstances to your goals.

Posted by: I'm not Tom Acquinas, but granting the power of life and death over other helpless people is a goal at September 16, 2022 04:33 PM (Sel7r)

456 "nobody recognizes the opera piece as the music playing the Christopher Walken-Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance?"

If "kill da wabbitt" isn't involved, you can keep yer muzak.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 04:37 PM (1DgE4)

457 373
https://www.dailywire.com/news/ virginia-replaces-democrats-mandatory- transgender-policy-with-parents-rights-manifesto
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That link didn't work even with spaces removed so here
https://is.gd/wYLPHe

Posted by: Ciampino -- I flew BA when it was BOAC at September 16, 2022 04:42 PM (qfLjt)

458 The same as I've never said "WOOO-HOOO, I have just enough money for a burrito from 7-Eleven!!!!"

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 04:30 PM (B3oWe)

What ?! I am dissapoint

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2022 04:56 PM (M+Lyo)

459 Horde is <29? I'm 81!

Posted by: Dingbat at September 16, 2022 05:01 PM (VnahB)

460 Hey good clowns were hard to find and got paid well. With the demise of the 3-ring circuses, this clown found a sinecure at WaPo. Emmet Kelley was the sympathetic sad clown. This one is just pathetic.

Posted by: Pascal at September 16, 2022 05:45 PM (5n+Ef)

461 "everyone here is Under 29." I am 52!

Posted by: Greybeard Represent at September 16, 2022 06:33 PM (jgRaQ)

462 Confession: It took me a long time to get the "under 29" joke here, which I'm guessing is a reference to something.

For at least the first couple of years I was reading this site, I kept thinking, "this guy is under 29? Then how is he so fluent with all these late 70s-early 80s references, like someone closer to my age?"

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