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Brooklyn Citizens Are Taking a Bite Out of Crime

Not really.

Suzy Weiss writes, amazingly, of an effort to create a Guardian Angels type program to protect very affluent, very white, and very SJW Park Slope, Brooklyn from an unwelcome surge in vicious crime.

The problem is, of course, that SJWs do not want to fight crime.

They can only bring themselves to talk about "root causes." And they're almost too afraid even to talk about those any more.

This is amazeballs.

What prompted the interest in forming the group was a series of robberies, and especially a vicious attack on an old man and his dog by "a homeless man with a stick."

The old man survived -- but his beloved dog succumbed to injuries.

The attacker was never caught.


A few weeks later, on August 20, Kristian Nammack issued a call to action on Nextdoor, a social media site for local organizing: "Do we want to organize a community safety patrol, and take our park back? Think what the Guardian Angels did to take back the subways in the 70s/early 80s. We may also get to wear cool berets. I'm being serious."

Nammack, 59, had been part of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011, and his financial consultancy firm focuses on themes of "climate, renewable energy, gender lens, racial equity, economic advancement." "How about PARK SLOPE PANTHERS as a group name?" he suggested.

Suzy Weiss saw the fliers and went out to meet with the nascent neighborhood watch.


When Nammack began pitching his plan to reduce crime in the neighborhood, the would-be crime-fighters were clear-eyed about the issues of rising criminality and disorder.

But then... they remembered they weren't allowed to be anti-crime.


The Venn diagram for Park Slopers and Democratic voters is pretty much a circle. No one wanted to be labeled Park Karens. This made the whole crime-fighting thing a bit awkward: "It's about finding a way that's non-biased to report these things and have people feel like it's safe here," said Emily, one of the Panthers."You don't want to fall into that stereotype of privilege."

A non-biased way to report crimes to police?

The anti-crime group quickly faced pushback from pro-crime residents.


A group of four who looked to be in their early twenties--three women and one man--rolled up about 15 minutes into the meeting. "Are y'all the Park Slope Panthers?" The one who asked was dragging a speaker on wheels and playing electronic music, presumably to drown out the meeting. "We are super not into you guys having your meeting or doing anything in the park."

The young activist--who was white, wore glasses, grew up in Park Slope, and had a medical-grade face mask on, like his three comrades--was also super not into the cops, or anything resembling the cops. When Nammack told him we were taking turns introducing ourselves, the activist informed Nammack that he wasn't "super into abiding by the structure that you're setting up."

Another "Interrupter" had an objection -- to culturally appropriating the name "Panther."


"What's with you calling yourself the Panthers?" said another dude who had just appeared wearing a black hoodie and looking to be in his forties. He seemed more of a weathered activist, a bit more hardcore than the kids, and he didn't want to wait his turn.

He was told that the reason the name "Panthers" was chosen is because the "park" for which Park Slope is named features two panther statues at its entrance, which had been there since 1898. (Most likely sculpted by Hwite men, but that's a side-issue.)

This did not quell dissension about culturally appropriating the "Panther" name from the Black Panthers of 1968.


Didn't matter. "Using the Panthers as your group's name is kind of abhorrent to me," said one of the girls. She was white, wearing cut-off jean shorts, loafers with socks, and a Baggu purse. "It feels antithetical to what the Black Panthers would stand for." The next girl to speak said her name was Sky. She, too, was white, and had also grown up in the neighborhood: "It's easy to be wrong about who you're going after, particularly when those are some of the few black people still living in the neighborhood, and they've been pushed out on the streets by all white, ultra-wealthy people."

"We can be the tigers!" suggested Dionne, the middle-aged woman next to me. Sweet Dionne.

Back to the matter of the homeless man with the stick who had beaten the man and killed his dog:

He'd reportedly been spotted swinging a stick on Flatbush Avenue, chasing down another woman and her dog in the park while screaming, "Let's see some action here!" The kid with the speaker spoke up: "So, it sounds like this person has been pushed out of an unimaginable amount of systems." He added that the assailant was probably "neurodivergent."

"Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways," said Sky. "The construct of crime has been so socially constructed to target black and poor people."

...

Damien--the one black guy here, who had emigrated to Park Slope from Trinidad and Tobago--chimed in. "Just to levelset the room, we're not here to cause harm or be vigilantes to anyone. Maybe we could work together to find a solution, because I don't fucking know what the solution is, but we all want the same thing." Do we?

A woman in a blue jumpsuit approached the group, pulling her gray hood over her blue cap that read "ACAB" (as in, "All Cops Are Bastards") in big white block letters. Her name was Cece.

She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.

Read the whole thing. It's a kick and a half.

Meanwhile, in Chicago: the Scream.

As John Kass writes, the video and the woman's scream as she is beset by armed muggers during broad daylight on a leafy street is so arresting and such an indictment of the city and state government that there is only possible response: Direct all city and state resources towards fighting crime and locking up criminals.

No, just kidding. The only possible response is claiming that anyone who is sickened by that footage is a racist.

And by the way: The state is about to pass the "SAFE-T Act," which will let even more killers out on the streets, and stop cops from... removing trespassers from your property.

So if there's a thief in your house... oh well, just offer him a drink and a snack and hope he doesn't get too handsy with your wife and kids.

There is nothing that curdles the fortunes of Gov. JB Pritzker and his ally Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot quite like the scream. It exposes them for what they've done.

It is a woman's scream, a real scream of fear that was randomly captured the other day on a Ring doorbell security camera as she was attacked, pulled to the ground, and robbed by thugs as she walked on a beautiful Sunday afternoon in Chicago's "mostly peaceful" and leafy Lakeview neighborhood.

Within that scream of terror hides another, buried sound, part of what the writer Matt Rosenberg, senior editor at wirepoints.org, brilliantly calls "the great unravelling."

It is the sigh of a once-great but thoroughly exhausted city, a Chicago bone-tired, spent by decades of political corruption, hammered by the brutal application of race card politics in a city of tribes, and in 2020 Lightfoot's City Hall failed miserably to stop the riots and looting that grew out of the George Floyd protests, and then Lightfoot endorsed the Soros-backed State's Attorney Kim Foxx for re-election.

It is a city drained by street gang violence and political indifference, where police have been weakened and demoralized, even as private security forces crop up, paid for by those with means who demand protection. In this, Chicago is like Rome.

The city where Cook County judges release violent criminals on low or no bail--or electronic monitoring--only to see them be arrested again and charged with other violent crimes, where there aren't enough cops to handle emergency calls. A city where one-party Democrat rule and fading corporate media shield Foxx, the prosecutor who is more social justice warrior than a state's attorney.

And the people know it as police are attacked, as the rule of law breaks down, the people now feel so unsafe that they talk openly of carrying guns to perform their daily errands.

Through this unravelling comes that woman's screams, she could be any woman, from any neighborhood. And Pritzker and Lightfoot have no response other than to pull out their greasy race cards, trying to gaslight the public even though most victims of violent urban crime are not white and middle class, but poor and black and brown.

If you live in Chicago, you've probably heard that scream on the news. It is now the focus of a powerful political ad by conservative Dan Proft and his "People Who Play by the Rules" PAC. That PAC supports conservative Republican State Sen. Darren Bailey for governor in the November general election.

The Proft ad is simple, yet devastatingly effective. There is no narration, only that video and scream and a photo of Pritzker with Lightfoot. And there is copy: "Pritzker. Lightfoot. How much worse does it have to get?"


But the ad has another purpose, to call Pritzker and Lightfoot to account for support of soft-on-crime policies and the Illinois Democrat Party's damaging and controversial "criminal justice" centerpiece:

The Democrat Safe-T Act, supported by party-line Democratic vote in Springfield and signed by Pritzker. The Safe-T Act is vehemently opposed by most law enforcement and by 100 of the state's 102 county prosecutors. It does away with cash bail on Jan. 1, and prosecutors are in panic.

So is Pritzker. He signed it. Seemingly unsatisfied by the way his political water on this issue has been enthusiastically carried by the Tribune, Axios and other media outlets, Pritzker went public, lashing out at the ad, claiming the spot intentionally uses racial imagery.

"It's a terrible commercial," Pritzker told reporters the other day. "They've chosen a particular crime in which there was a white woman who was the victim and apparently black perpetrators. That's the ad they want people to see, particularly in the suburbs."

Then he walked away. So, he played his race card and smeared the messenger and escaped before media could ask him to explain specifically what was so "racist" about the ad.

The attackers in the video have their faces and hands covered. Their races cannot be identified.

How does Pritzker know what race they are?

Is he just racist himself? Is he assuming the race?

But what else can they do? They're about to release half the prisoners from the jails:


100 state's attorneys are opposed to the Safe-T Acts elimination of cash bail, which will put more violent offenders on the streets. Only Democrats Cook County's Kim Foxx and Lake County State's Attorney Eric Rinehart support the Safe-T Act

Among the many prosecutors who oppose it is J. Hanley, the State's Attorney of Winnebago County. The other day in the Rockford Register Star, he wrote:

"On Jan. 1, 2023, it is estimated that more than half of the inmates in the Winnebago County Jail will walk out the door. Approximately 400 criminal defendants will be released back into our community because our Illinois legislators passed the "SAFE-T Act" back in 2020."

This is from September 12th, but it remains true: Unless voters want to continue being beaten, knifed, shot, and killed, they must make Democrats pay heavily for their embrace of criminality, chaos, and murder.


Posted by: Ace at 03:07 PM




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1 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at September 23, 2022 03:07 PM (aQ25I)

2 2nd

Posted by: fly gal at September 23, 2022 03:08 PM (a2IYH)

3 Present.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2022 03:09 PM (j40lz)

4 Late again

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2022 03:09 PM (6eRlp)

5 th?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2022 03:09 PM (Wnv9h)

6 Way all de white womens at?

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2022 03:10 PM (j40lz)

7 SPONGE-like

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)

8 Let it Burn.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:11 PM (Z32m1)

9 Future generations will pity us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022 03:11 PM (44ww/)

10 This story is hilarious, without any added Ace cruelty.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:12 PM (yHsuS)

11 Cool.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 23, 2022 03:12 PM (EldO8)

12 FIRST <------ My Truth!

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 03:12 PM (gmo/4)

13 Nammack, 59, had been part of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011
____________

Then he is an idiot who brought this plague on the city himself.

LOLGF.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:12 PM (lf83v)

14 Not signing in...

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 03:13 PM (gmo/4)

15 Good we and harder

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 23, 2022 03:13 PM (3wNhr)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Ace,

They already passed the SAFE-T-Act.

It goes into effect January 1.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:13 PM (Z32m1)

18 John Carpenter knew best.

Rudy was only a temporary reprieve.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:14 PM (krQz2)

19 Sigh, “gooder and harder.”

This rapid posting makes me look like the Horde.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 23, 2022 03:14 PM (3wNhr)

20 AMAZEBALLS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

21 >>>So if there's a thief in your house... oh well, just offer him a drink and a snack and hope he doesn't get too handsy with your wife and kids.

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:14 PM (yHsuS)

22 The old man survived -- but his beloved dog succumbed to injuries.

the only reason the Park Slope Karens even considered Nammack's proposal is that a cute little doggeh was offed.

They really don't care about humanity, in the singular or the collective.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:14 PM (dCxaZ)

23 Steel Panther > Park Slope Panthers

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 23, 2022 03:14 PM (2cfUo)

24 These losers had a chance to elect a real Guardian Angel as their mayor who no doubt would have had reducing crime as his main focus.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (NVQas)

25 Pink Panther > Steel Panther > Park Slope Panthers

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (2cfUo)

26 The Democrat Party is the party of crime created by their policies.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (NpAcC)

27 "Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways," said Sky. "The construct of crime has been so socially constructed to target black and poor people."

this is what university indoctrination produces: a bunch of word salad that will (sooner or later) get you kilt.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

28 The Asians object to the use of the word "Slope" in Park Slope.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (lf83v)

29 " Only Democrats Cook County's Kim Foxx and Lake County State's Attorney Eric Rinehart support the Safe-T Act"

Of course!

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (Rl7KJ)

30 "It feels antithetical to what the Black Panthers would stand for."

So this dumb white bint thinks that the Black Panthers stand for crime? I mean she's not entirely wrong, I just want to get this on the record.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

31 Sharpshooter in the church steeple, rapid response teams in a Striker

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (xhxe8)

32 The new Willie Horton ad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

33 The Asians object to the use of the word "Slope" in Park Slope.

Koreans object to the use of the word "Park" as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

34 and stop cops from... removing trespassers from your property

It didn't make the ballot this time, but it will the next time - the Usual Suspects are proposing a capital gains tax in Portland's county to pay for free legal representation for tenants facing eviction and free legal representation for squatters refusing to leave the premises that they are occupying.

Yep - you leave on a two-week vacation, discover that people have moved into your house and changed the locks, and Multnomah County will provide free legal representation to the poor dears as you try to kick them out.

Since it's Portland, the measure will pass in a landslide.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (I2/tG)

35 Remember when the junta told us not to believe our own eyes, and that there is no recession?

Wall Street just figured it out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (lTGtQ)

36 The NY bunch should call themselves the Park Slope Wood Chippers and rent one and put it in front of the park and leave lots of red paint on the pavement (painting the road is LQTB friendly I hear).

Watch crime drop quickly.

Posted by: Scott_T at September 23, 2022 03:17 PM (2waQ7)

37 Those of you left-wingers who are fleeing blue states and blue cities, you're refugees, not missionaries.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 23, 2022 03:17 PM (xxG/v)

38 GOOD NEWS ALERT: Chick-fil-A worker in Fort Walton Beach, Fla. takes down would-be carjacker after he stole keys from a woman with a baby pic.twitter.com/Qp3etPwQqi

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 14, 2022

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FL is a place where people who break laws are pursued even by their own lawful citizens.

It is evil and should be avoided at all cost. Best to stay in New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

39 "Using the Panthers as your group's name is kind of abhorrent to me," said one of the girls. She was white, wearing cut-off jean shorts, loafers with socks, and a Baggu purse. "It feels antithetical to what the Black Panthers would stand for."

ah-hahahaha!

*Somebody* hasn't studied her Malcolm X treatise on the subject of the White Liberal!

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:17 PM (dCxaZ)

40 35 Remember when the junta told us not to believe our own eyes, and that there is no recession?

Wall Street just figured it out.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (lTGtQ)

=========

I think the more generous reading is that they believed that the Fed could soft land.

They no longer believe that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

41 Didn't get to it until I got home, a American Thinker article on how crime has reached never before levels.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:18 PM (xhxe8)

42 "It's easy to be wrong about who you're going after, particularly when those are some of the few black people still living in the neighborhood, and they've been pushed out on the streets by all white, ultra-wealthy people."
"We can be the tigers!" suggested Dionne, the middle-aged woman next to me. Sweet Dionne.



You fucked up. You SHOULD have told them to GFY. But you chose to give them instant credibility.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

43 " a Guardian Angels type program"

...

basically proud boys. time for the feds to entrap them and put them before a dc-gitmo jury

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:18 PM (OuH7W)

44 the only reason the Park Slope Karens even considered Nammack's proposal is that a cute little doggeh was offed.

1000% correct. This needs to be repeated until people start being more sane about this. Nobody gives a crap about 3092340142 people being killed in a movie, but if you kill a dog, everyone freaks out.

These women don't care that some man was attacked or even about the crime, they're all filled with sads about the poor pupper and someone MUST ACT!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:18 PM (Ivdso)

45 Is that Citizen McGruff taking a bite out of crime because Officer McGruff isn't answering non-911 calls??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 03:19 PM (yikp0)

46 Yet the people in this district and others in Liberal cities will vote the same and why things get worse.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:19 PM (Zwd+N)

47 Panther Martin > Pink Panther > Steel Panther > Park Slope Panthers

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2022 03:19 PM (xPl2J)

48 Those of you left-wingers who are fleeing blue states and blue cities, you're refugees, not missionaries.

You see this in suburban Portland - people flee Portland and move to a place with functioning law enforcement, much better schools, much better governmental services generally, and lower taxes; and then immediately start voting for all the policies that caused them to flee Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 23, 2022 03:19 PM (I2/tG)

49 Listen to Visionary Malcolm X discussing the AWFLs, way back in 1963 or whenever:

https://tinyurl.com/urkhsruk

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)

50 46 Yet the people in this district and others in Liberal cities will vote the same and why things get worse.
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:19 PM (Zwd+N)

=========

The persuadables flee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

51 How about PARK SLOPE PANTHERS as a group name?" he suggested.

--------

How 'bout the BROOKLYN CODGERS?

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (VXLIV)

52 25 Pink Panther > Steel Panther > Sex Panther cologne >>> Park Slope Panthers
Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (2cfUo)

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (xxG/v)

53 Dow is below 30,000. Thanks FJB!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (7u6kz)

54 401K into the dumpster....

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (Zwd+N)

55 I'm a fan of the hatchet man at McDonalds. I enjoy these animals ripping up the city life and their citizens. The stupid citizens vote for the assholes who run these cities. Therefore they must pay for their idiotic voting

Posted by: redenzo at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (E7vND)

56 The problem with "Inner City" crime is that it does not stay in the inner city. It is a car-jacked ride from "gritty urban environment" to your law-abiding suburban middle class home.

Everyone smart in the West Hennepin suburbs are installing security systems, cameras, better locks, and lights. Why? Minneapolis is only 20 minutes away, and there have already been burglary crews hitting occupied homes.

Sneak thieves mostly, Thank God! Not many Home Invasion Crews yet. Although there was a Home Invasion with Assault in a house 6 houses over from where I grew up in a fourth ring suburb.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (Z32m1)

57 I can't believe we were seriously considering retiring back in Center City

God help me I can be super dumb

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (w0NJk)

58 Park slope. Is that JJs old neighborhood?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (7u6kz)

59 his financial consultancy firm focuses on themes of “climate, renewable energy, gender lens, racial equity, economic advancement.”

Take my money!

Posted by: Karen Awful at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (h5TKJ)

60 Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways

BANG sonny, see, no crime.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 23, 2022 03:21 PM (Fp05R)

61 56 The problem with "Inner City" crime is that it does not stay in the inner city.

yep we're seeing that now - even in the priciest Philly burbs

yay

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2022 03:21 PM (w0NJk)

62 "She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police."

well, you guys literally destroyed the police. Now they only exist to prosecute docile middle class tax payers.

you've basically elevated criminals to warlords.

why? cops have been prosecuted for carrying out the law and using force against criminals resisting arrest. That's a violation of trust that will never be repaired.

not even dipshit 70's era pro-crime democrats tried that.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:21 PM (OuH7W)

63 Those whom flee these shit hole places are called racist and extremist for going to Florida.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:21 PM (Zwd+N)

64 I just a promotion for a mortar and pestle. What's great about this set is the long pestle. Long pestles are good because they're easier on your hand.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

65 So not only do some vote for this, they also go all crab in a bucket to keep others from stopping it.

Maybe someone should tell them there are faster ways to commit suicide.

Posted by: Bete at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (phdPZ)

66 Prediction: Drivebye in a stolen Mercedes and the end of neighborhood watch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (ZCool)

67 Who wants to live in Illinois? Is there even a single redeeming thing about it? At least in California you have the landscape and weather to counter the Marxists and weirdos.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (xPl2J)

68 Park Slope?

That's racist. I bet the Asians were PISSED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

69 "The construct of crime has been so socially constructed to target black and poor people."
---
That idea was constructed by Marxists who wanted to herd dumb people.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (krQz2)

70 There is nothing that curdles the fortunes of Gov. JB Pritzker and his ally Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot quite like the scream. It exposes them for what they've done.

They win reelection easily

...part of what the writer Matt Rosenberg, senior editor at wirepoints.org, brilliantly calls "the great unravelling."

The brilliant essayists will save us

It is the sigh of a once-great but thoroughly exhausted city, a Chicago bone-tired, spent by decades of political corruption

Tired? They're just warming up.

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:22 PM (786Ro)

71 69 "The construct of crime has been so socially constructed to target black and poor people."

///

one day you will be broken. and we will laugh.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (OuH7W)

72 Brooklyn NYFC.

"Hate Has No Home Here!"
Neither do common sense nor intelligence have a home in Brooklyn.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (Z32m1)

73 The Asians object to the use of the word "Slope" in Park Slope.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM (lf83v)

Owners of vagina are offended by the term, park.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (yHsuS)

74 No cash bail? For anything?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (7u6kz)

75 Its hilarious watching cities tear themselves apart doing the exact opposite, the contrary of Giuliani's Broken Windows policy: deal with the lesser crime and the greater crime diminishes as well. It worked, spectacularly.

These guys are doing the opposite: encourage the lesser crimes, fail to act on them, permit and coddle them and the greater crimes are increasing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (Ivdso)

76 Huh...

Two polls from yesterday in NV showing the Republican up by 3 and 4. Also one showing the R up in the governor's race by 3.

Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

77 Sorry to break up your Black Panther party .

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:23 PM (NVQas)

78 Who wants to live in Illinois? Is there even a single redeeming thing about it? At least in California you have the landscape and weather to counter the Marxists and weirdos.
Posted by: Mark1971

Best bathhouses in the world!

Posted by: BO at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (FQWHA)

79 It's fun to imagine how that article as a play would be received. I think leftists would call it ridiculously heavy handed propaganda dealing in stereotypes and unrealistic caricatures.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (i0wNm)

80 Remember when the junta told us not to believe our own eyes, and that there is no recession?
_________

Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (lf83v)

81 "kind of abhorrent?" "not super into..."

Talk like a man, bitches.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (pCXlW)

82 Laura Ingraham
@IngrahamAngle
28m
Stocks collapsing, housing starts cratering, crime surging, migrants pouring in. In BidenLand, this qualifies as a successful record.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

83 Everyone smart in the West Hennepin suburbs are installing security systems, cameras, better locks, and lights. Why? Minneapolis is only 20 minutes away, and there have already been burglary crews hitting occupied homes.

The problem is that you are still in the same county as Minneapolis - a competent DA, a decently staffed police force, and decent county government can nip that sort of thing in the bud.

It's actually surprising how little of Portland's crime has spilled over into the neighboring suburban counties.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (I2/tG)

84 The Daily Daddario is shocked at this news:

https://tinyurl.com/45nk32pe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

85 "It's about finding a way that's non-biased to report these things and have people feel like it's safe here," said Emily, one of the Panthers."You don't want to fall into that stereotype of privilege."

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God forbid people exercising their "privileges" to remain unbeaten and to continue breathing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (VXLIV)

86 Illinois needs to kick Cook Co out of the state.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (7u6kz)

87 I hope everyone of those woke residents get beat by a stick.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (NVQas)

88 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (7u6kz)

I don't think so. He posted pics of his nabe during the
St. George of Floyd festivities.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (dCxaZ)

89 Nammack asked Damien if he wanted to head the working group to come up with a mission statement.

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: spindrift at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (h5TKJ)

90 A significant issue for New York City is the complete absence of an indigenous manufacturer of quality salsa.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

91 Early voting has started! Act now before things get really bad!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (7u6kz)

92 Panther Martin > Pink Panther > Steel Panther > Park Slope Panthers > Wokekanda

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

93 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "SAFE-T" SOUNDS LIKE "SAFETY"

Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBERGER at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (786Ro)

94 That Panther article has to be from the Bee, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (pwExq)

95 Illinois needs to kick Cook Co out of the state.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (7u6kz)

There are enough dead in Chicago to keep that from happening.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

96 We survived these stupid commie hippie twats of the 1960s and all their kumbaya bullshit. I'm not sure we'll survive them this time. In fact I'm almost sure we won't. The country is in a slow-motion descent into Thunderdome. Nothing can stop it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

97 Brooklyn lesbians object to the term "Flatbush."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (lf83v)

98 77 Sorry to break up your Black Panther party

Sorry I ruined your bath robe

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

99 76 Huh...

Two polls from yesterday in NV showing the Republican up by 3 and 4. Also one showing the R up in the governor's race by 3.

Interesting.
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I've got this...

Posted by: Dominion at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (c6vQ6)

100 54 401K into the dumpster....
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (Zwd+N)

...again.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (MkuC5)

101
*Somebody* hasn't studied her Malcolm X treatise on the subject of the White Liberal!
Posted by: kallisto


The best scene in the film Malcolm X is when the pretty young blond chickie stops Malcolm on the street (and obviously just want's Denzel's dick plunged into her fartclam)

"Is there anything that I can do to help with your struggle?"

"No."

*walks away*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (n+4am)

102 Early voting has started! Act now before things get really bad!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant!



We don't have election day anymore. We have election season.

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (786Ro)

103 Present.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2022 03:09 PM


Let me be clear, a fine choice.

Posted by: Senator Obama at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (a3Q+t)

104 The problem the left has is that most of the violent and petty crime is done by minorities, so they end up in prison a lot.

From a brain dead leftist perspective the fact that lots of black people are in prison is not an indication that black people are committing a lot of crimes that put you in prison, but that the entire system is racist. Thus, we must turn a blind eye to the black criminal and their level of crimes so fewer of them are jailed!

Result: fewer blacks in prison, ending this racism!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (Ivdso)

105 I'm up to three months of trying to get rid of the squatters at the river. They have to be served three times with a notice to leave. Then they go and tell them again to leave. The you have a show cause hearing. If that works, you get a writ of restitution to allow you to remove them. I think that hearing got pushed back. Meanwhile, Code Enforcement is unhappy at how long the process takes. You also get to test for asbestos on any burned out hulks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 23, 2022 03:27 PM (5HBd1)

106 I tell you, you could write a good dystopian novel about the Democratic Party.

They get more criminals to vote. They get the national vote. So the crime-ridden cities start to dictate to America how much crime it has to suffer in order to be valid.

They use the FIB and CIA (because rules?! really?! Rules?!) and the rest of the IC to make sure that people aren't being racist by thinking bad thoughts about street crime.

Those haters they can gladly lock up for a long time, and the police are just happy they can do part of their job, rounding up the anti-crime people, who think they're special because they live out of crime zones.

You could even have it that the IC through cut-outs pays prison rapists specifically to violate the "pollyannas" who thought they could live above everybody else.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (krQz2)

107 The country is in a slow-motion descent into Thunderdome. Nothing can stop it.
Posted by: Elric Blade

There does seem to be a lack of anyone or anything to stop the mounting horror.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (FQWHA)

108 Dow is below 30,000. Thanks FJB!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (7u6kz)

Buy an EV!

Posted by: Mayo Pete at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

109 Bed-Stuy is condescending. It needs to be changed to Burn Loot Murder, NY

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (ZCool)

110 The only thing that will make me go more postal than killing my dog is killing my kid. I will go John Wick.

I consider myself fortunate that none of these scenarios have happened to me. I really really would not like prison.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (NVQas)

111 The Daily Daddario is shocked at this news

You have to cover up her eyes to see how cute the rest of her features are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (Ivdso)

112 TJM, what’s this I hear about you giving an award to David Hogg?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (Hn+0J)

113 I would openly root for the criminals if these leftist pussies start trying to act like their a gang out of the Warriors. Thre phone videos of one of these commie bitches being choked out by their own "safety monitor" sash would be cinematic beauty. I have a feeling this will just turn out like Kevin Nealon being a community watch member in You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

At least the people around Washington Sq Park were smart enough to just pool thier money together and hire private security to walk up and down the blocks shooing away vagrants.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (lEKHv)

114 a bunch of word salad that will (sooner or later) get you kilt.
Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:15 PM


We're not accepting them.

Posted by: No True Scotsman at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (a3Q+t)

115 (Most likely sculpted by Hwite men, but that's a side-issue.)

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I think it was Hwite men who named the Hekawi Indian tribe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (yLTnz)

116 he Daily Daddario is shocked at this news:

https://tinyurl.com/45nk32pe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

Daddario is a pimp - she could never have out fought the original Dolley...

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (+Cgut)

117 That Brooklyn crime meeting really needed for Tracy Ullman to show up saying "Fuck off Jamie"

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (786Ro)

118 I really really would not like prison.

Yeah but it would be a badass prison rep.

"what's that dude in for?"
"someone snuffed his kid so he went berserk and murdered 17 people"
"cool"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

119 We don't have election day anymore. We have election season.
Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:26 PM (786Ro)
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Wabbit season!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (krQz2)

120 The NY bunch should call themselves the Park Slope Wood Chippers and rent one and put it in front of the park and leave lots of red paint on the pavement (painting the road is LQTB friendly I hear).

Watch crime drop quickly.
Posted by: Scott_T at September 23, 2022 03:17 PM (2waQ7)[/]

Some one will steal the wood chipper in broad daylight the first day. And beat you if you try to stop them.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Z32m1)

121 116 Daddario is a pimp - she could never have out fought the original Dolley...

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (+Cgut)

=========

Awww...that's nice. Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

122 We have to admit to them that, yes, our criminal justice system is indeed "repressive." Repressive, as in repressing behaviors that tend to injure or kill many of the residents of that system.

So, get over it, it's repressive. It's supposed to be. It's a trivial point to make. All laws are repressive. And skin color is irrelevant. It's behavior. Hurtful behavior.

Posted by: Ultra pj at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (G1dq6)

123 We survived these stupid commie hippie twats of the 1960s and all their kumbaya bullshit.

To be honest, I don't think we did. The seed was planted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Xrfse)

124 Stocks collapsing, housing starts cratering, crime surging, migrants pouring in. In BidenLand, this qualifies as a successful record.

Biden is succeeding in every way at the task given by those who installed him.

Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (kOpft)

125 But... But.... The Press Secretary is proud to be Gay.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (Zwd+N)

126 *Buy an EV!

Posted by: Mayo Pete at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T) *

Sweden is disconnecting EV stations due to the high cost of electricity. I had posted the link to that tweet but now I cannot locate it.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

127 Serious question: what fucking language are these commie hippie twats even speaking? Read the quotes from the article, and they are literally just word salads strung lazily together. "Levelset a room"? Wtf?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

128 "So, it sounds like this person has been pushed out of an unimaginable amount of systems." He added that the assailant was probably "neurodivergent."

"Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways," said Sky. "The construct of crime has been so socially constructed to target black and poor people."

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You have to have gone to graduate school to turn out this stupid.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (yLTnz)

129 I'm not super into reading all the content, but let me just say that I'm not super into douchebags showing up to a meeting with their own speaker system.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM (FJYfm)

130 Park Slope Wood Chippers
_________

Already taken.

Posted by: The Gambino Crime Family at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

131 Illinois needs to kick Cook Co out of the state.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (7u6kz)

There are enough dead in Chicago to keep that from happening.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

Tsar Bomba would suffice.

I know. I've checked and recheck the nuke app.

Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM (kOpft)

132 Two polls from yesterday in NV showing the Republican up by 3 and 4. Also one showing the R up in the governor's race by 3.


Within the margin or error is within the margin of fraud.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

133 Awww...that's nice. Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

Couldn't do the original portrait justice - what a rack that Dolley had, man.

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM (+Cgut)

134
Sweden is disconnecting EV stations due to the high cost of electricity. I had posted the link to that tweet but now I cannot locate it.
Posted by: kallisto


They could turn them into outdoor urinals?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 03:32 PM (ZCool)

135 Aaaand how many of them have guns?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:32 PM (I/doM)

136 Serious question: what fucking language are these commie hippie twats even speaking? Read the quotes from the article, and they are literally just word salads strung lazily together. "Levelset a room"? Wtf?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

This is the shit they teach in "college" now.

I almost got in to a fistfight in a local brewery about this kind of stupid baby lingo.


These people are, for lack of a better, word retarded

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2022 03:32 PM (M+Lyo)

137 Two polls from yesterday in NV showing the Republican up by 3 and 4. Also one showing the R up in the governor's race by 3.


Within the margin or error is within the margin of fraud.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

Must be bad if they can't twist the numbers into having the D in the lead.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

138 States should have a constitutional clause allowing a vote of the rest of a state to throw a municipal area out. As in: they don't get a vote on whether or not to be thrown out of the state.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

139 Pretty sure we're in the final weeks of civilization.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (p+1gI)

140 what a rack that Dolley had, man.

Backstabbing bimbo.

Posted by: Zombie Porter Wagoner at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (Fp05R)

141 It's amazing that Dems can run on making their voters lives hard and miserable and deadly and still win elections. It's almost like the system is rigged.

I kinda wonder if the margin of fraud (and riggedness) that we light heartedly pass off as having to beat is on the order of 10% to 20%.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (cMXNt)

142 Boswell my sister thought for never seeing me the picture you did of me isn't far off

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (xhxe8)

143 Sweden is disconnecting EV stations due to the high cost of electricity.

Step one: demand everyone get EVs, providing huge subsidies for doing so.
Step Two: deny charging EVs
Step Three: ???
Step Four: Profit!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)

144 missed the Ukraine thread

but in a 2-3 weeks, all this will become clear

the dims will trot out a 100-150 billion dollar Ukraine Christmas tree bill

maybe 20 billion for Ukraine and the rest dim pet projects

and dare the GOP to stand against Ukraine

follow the money

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (us2H3)

145 Sweden is disconnecting EV stations due to the high cost of electricity. I had posted the link to that tweet but now I cannot locate it.
Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

Sweden is racist.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

146 You can see where they identification stuff comes from and is taking us.

"We feel like you're appropriating Panthers!"

And the clear explanation of how they weren't was shrugged off. Somebody really, really felt that it was kind-sorta like trying to take the rep of the Black Panthers (i.e., murdering thugs--so what urban dweller wouldn't?!).

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (krQz2)

147 123 We survived these stupid commie hippie twats of the 1960s and all their kumbaya bullshit.

To be honest, I don't think we did. The seed was planted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Xrfse)
________________________

I don't disagree but we did have Reagan, Giuliani, and others that fought back after the 1960s and won. We don't even have that now. We have DeathSantis, who is fighting back, but other than PR gestures I'm not seeing any actual battles he's won. Certainly nothing like the way Giuliani cleaned up NYC.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

148 She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.

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When seconds count, social workers armed with PhDs are a couple of lattes, a backed-up EV recharging station, and hours away ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (FLMnD)

149 ugh the stupid OutFest they want to do in West Chester is back on. there was zero interest in participation/sponsorship so they cancelled it and every leftist around lost their shit, so now it's back.

hopefully no one attends rrrrrrr

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (w0NJk)

150 It's election season!!! Shoot the Duck! Shoot the Duck!!!

Posted by: GOPe Duck at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (yikp0)

151 It's amazing that Dems can run on making their voters lives hard and miserable and deadly and still win elections. It's almost like the system is rigged.

I kinda wonder if the margin of fraud (and riggedness) that we light heartedly pass off as having to beat is on the order of 10% to 20%.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (cMXNt)

There is no upper limit on what MIGHT BE or COULD BE. But it is fucking scary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (44ww/)

152 Future generations will pity us.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

What future generations?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (KAi1n)

153 Biden just announced funds to build these EV stations in the USA. What could go wrong???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Zwd+N)

154 Levelset a room"? Wtf?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:30 PM


It's current tech-babble meaning "to get everyone on the same page and starting point for the discussion".

Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (SCvtn)

155 All that hippie stuff would have faded into nothing until the late 80s when boomers started getting nostalgic and feeling guilty for being comfortable, successful, and achieving what their parents had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

156 >>"We can be the tigers!" suggested Dionne, the middle-aged woman next to me. Sweet Dionne.


Oooooh, I bet they have cool matching jackets like these!!

https://tinyurl.com/muzft3y5

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (I/doM)

157 All of those crimes being committed with weapons. Good thing Hochul got that law passed making almost the entire state a no-go zone for lawful CCW license holders.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (6eRlp)

158 Maybe I should have gone with "in fairness" or "to be fair"? Nah.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (Xrfse)

159 Somebody mentioned James Lileks on the last thread. He’s got a fun website. His Gallery of Regrettable Food is a hoot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (Hn+0J)

160 Pretty sure we're in the final weeks of civilization.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (p+1gI)
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Well have to see what tomorrow brings--literally--'cause September 24th.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (krQz2)

161 Illinois needs to kick Cook Co out of the state.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (7u6kz)


200 Megatons properly executed, and the US is a very conservative country. A country of 150 million people and a GDP of about 1950.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (Z32m1)

162 Sweden is disconnecting EV stations due to the high cost of electricity. I had posted the link to that tweet but now I cannot locate it.
Posted by: kallisto

They could turn them into outdoor urinals?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 03:32 PM (ZCool)
.........

It would probably come to life right when you started peeing on it.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

163 Isn't that Greda Thunderg from Sweden ???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (Zwd+N)

164 I kinda wonder if the margin of fraud (and riggedness) that we light heartedly pass off as having to beat is on the order of 10% to 20%.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (cMXNt)
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In deep blue cities? It's probably on the order of 80-90%

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2022 03:36 PM (YIVH2)

165 It's current tech-babble meaning "to get everyone on the same page and starting point for the discussion".
Posted by: Bert G at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (SCvtn)

As opposed to the time honored principle of "if you don't know what they're talking about, then shut the fuck up and just listen".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

166 Carceral care in a therapeutic for the mentally ill should return.

Schizophrenics swinging sticks in the park shouldn't be there doing that.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (g1vnC)

167 If I'm being honest, if I have to choose between insane homeless and criminals and everyone in that Brooklyn article, I choose the insane and criminals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (ppBhU)

168 Boswell my sister thought for never seeing me the picture you did of me isn't far off
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (xhxe

Ha! I took it down because I never asked your permission, Skip - but I love it because it was an inked drawing done in, like al of 90 seconds! Putting it back up now in the gallery of regrettable horde portraits!

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (+Cgut)

169 It's amazing that Dems can run on making their voters lives hard and miserable and deadly and still win elections. It's almost like the system is rigged.

I kinda wonder if the margin of fraud (and riggedness) that we light heartedly pass off as having to beat is on the order of 10% to 20%.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 23, 2022 03:33 PM (cMXNt)

In the inner cities more like 120 percent. I used to live in downtown Chicago. I almost never saw anyone else voting. In my brothers area on the North Side back then the poll taker told him he was the only registered voter in his building - which covered a whole block of 50+ apartments.

Yet somehow they outvote the suburbs and downstate.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

170 Biden just announced funds to build these EV stations in the USA. What could go wrong???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Zwd+N)

If he was a private individual Biden wouldn't be allowed to handle his own finances.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (eGTCV)

171 ugh the stupid OutFest they want to do in West Chester is back on.
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Oh, Rooobb!

Posted by: Laura Petrie at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (yikp0)

172 Blue city electorates are largely beyond hope.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (rJ48h)

173 After 100, you can levelset the comments. Except not on the food or gardening threads.

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:38 PM (786Ro)

174 Biden just announced funds to build these EV stations in the USA. What could go wrong???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Zwd+N)
........

There is six of them at the local Best Western, all of them "unavailable".

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

175 Well have to see what tomorrow brings--literally--'cause September 24th.

A day that will live in infamy! Wait, wut?

Posted by: Some German Politician at September 23, 2022 03:38 PM (Xrfse)

176 "We can be the tigers!" suggested Dionne, the middle-aged woman next to me. Sweet Dionne.
___________

That would NOT be GRRRRREAT!

Posted by: Tony the Tiger at September 23, 2022 03:38 PM (lf83v)

177 They could turn them into outdoor urinals?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 03:32 PM


Don't piss on an electric fence.

Don't squat on your spurs.

Posted by: Cowboy Wisdom at September 23, 2022 03:38 PM (a3Q+t)

178 iBiden just announced funds to build these EV stations in the USA. What could go wrong???

Posted by: Buster Hymand



Wow, the Swedes must have really long extension cords.

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (786Ro)

179 Put it back!
Was going to ask yours to post on my Napoleonic threads

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (xhxe8)

180 >>And by the way: The state is about to pass the "SAFE-T Act," which will let even more killers out on the streets, and stop cops from. . . removing trespassers from your property.

That is the same thing that just passed in Illinois, right?
So we can still technically own property, but we can't actually stop people from showing up and taking it over.
Communism comes to America, bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (I/doM)

181 Biden just announced funds to build these EV stations in the USA. What could go wrong???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Zwd+N)


"THIS CHARGER IS OUT OF SERVICE"

Ask anyone how many chargers are actually working at the local charging stations?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (Z32m1)

182 Why the hell does the world always end right before i was planning on mowing the lawn?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (6FeV1)

183 These idiots could have had Curtis Sliwa, the FOUNDER of Guardian Angels, as mayor but chose instead a member of the junta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (Wl6Ns)

184 Yet somehow they outvote the suburbs and downstate.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

--------------

So much for voting ourselves out of it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (cMXNt)

185 I missed the thread on the Russian mobilization. One thing I don't see anywhere is the life expectancy for men there. In 2005 the life expectancy for men was around around 58. They are drafting men up to 65 years old. Let that sink in. Alcoholism and depression can destroy society. The draft will only exacerbate that.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (uwW33)

186 Suzy Weiss writes, amazingly, of an effort to create a Guardian Angels type program to protect very affluent, very white, and very SJW Park Slope, Brooklyn from an unwelcome surge in vicious crime.

The problem is, of course, that SJWs do not want to fight crime.

They can only bring themselves to talk about "root causes." And they're almost too afraid even to talk about those any more.

++++
It's a fairly typical - and despicable - story. Assuming they're actually interested in root causes, they need only to look in the mirror. They are the ones doing this. Their left-wing policies - policies people like this champion, demand and implement - result in what they're now living with.

What they're actually engaging in is not a root cause analysis but a root deflection exercise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (t0OGg)

187 But, of course.

||A left-wing non-governmental organization (NGO) partially funded by billionaire George Soros is behind a lawsuit targeting Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) for flying illegal aliens to the elite coastal island of Martha’s Vineyard.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (yikp0)

188 >>She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.


Can we just fast-forward to the part where this fails miserably, half of them are seriously injured or dead while the other half have fled to Florida?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (I/doM)

189 And by the way: The state is about to pass the "SAFE-T Act," which will let even more killers out on the streets, and stop cops from. . . removing trespassers from your property.

That is the same thing that just passed in Illinois, right?
So we can still technically own property, but we can't actually stop people from showing up and taking it over.
Communism comes to America, bigly.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (I/doM)

Actually, that is the definition of Fascist Socialism. In Communism you don't even pretend to own it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (eoQWY)

190 You know. It's like they say, "better dead than red (Republican)"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (HUMqv)

191 "It is now the focus of a powerful political ad by conservative Dan Proft and his "People Who Play by the Rules" PAC. That PAC supports conservative Republican State Sen. Darren Bailey for governor in the November general election."

Pritzker wanted Darren Bailey as his opponent in November, rather than Ken Griffin's candidate (who would run away from a camera rather than be associated with Trump) because Pritzker thought he'd have an easier time against Bailey.

Not quite sure that's going to work out the way Pritzker plans. Bailey is playing to win.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 23, 2022 03:40 PM (9miN6)

192 "Those whom flee"

Who, not whom.
You wouldn't say "them flee" but you would say "they flee". Hence "who" not "whom".

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (KAi1n)

193 53 Dow is below 30,000. Thanks FJB!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (7u6kz)

Poor Joe, all these terrible things keep happening and disrupt his residency.

Posted by: Bete at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (phdPZ)

194 and dare the GOP to stand against Ukraine

..


90% of Rs would vote for it.
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (QiDfu)

Which would pretty successfully suppress the anti-progressive vote.

Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (kOpft)

195 Well have to see what tomorrow brings--literally--'cause September 24th.
Posted by: Axeman

I want to think it's a big nothing, because, well, it sounds like when some crazy predicts the end of the world on this date and it never happens...but we're in uncharted insane territory right now, so yeah, I'm kinda terrified.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (FQWHA)

196 A group of four who looked to be in their early twenties--three women and one man--rolled up about 15 minutes into the meeting. "Are y'all the Park Slope Panthers?" The one who asked was dragging a speaker on wheels and playing electronic music, presumably to drown out the meeting. "We are super not into you guys having your meeting or doing anything in the park."
The young activist--who was white, wore glasses, grew up in Park Slope, and had a medical-grade face mask on, like his three comrades--was also super not into the cops, or anything resembling the cops.

++++
"We are super not in to you guys."

The words of our generation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (t0OGg)

197 Brooklyn: root causes
Chicago: Groot causes

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (786Ro)

198 Was going to ask yours to post on my Napoleonic threads
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (xhxe

As commanded, my Emperor. Now back safely in the gallery.

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2022 03:42 PM (+Cgut)

199 Olly olly oxen free!

Posted by: PARK SLOPE PANTHERS at September 23, 2022 03:42 PM (w2Z7l)

200 The Park Slope Panthers sound like a SNL skit (from when the show was still funny) but it's 100% serious. Max Brooks talked about the phenomenon in his book Devolved which BTW I recommend. Zombie survival guru Brooks chose as his thesis for Devolved that modern urban prog types were disassociated from any form of survival instinct/planning or any form of non-ideological decision making that in an emergency situation would result in them getting harmed through knowing ignorance. The situation delineated above is a IRL proof of his story, except we're using gangsta boyz instead of Sasquatch.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:42 PM (W+kMI)

201 Brooklyn: root causes
Chicago: Groot causes
Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (786Ro)
++++
*snort*

Chicago's Groot Cause is related the general root cause, so they can at least take a shortcut...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2022 03:42 PM (t0OGg)

202 Olly olly oxen free!
Posted by: PARK SLOPE PANTHERS at September 23, 2022 03:42 PM (w2Z7l)
++++
The oxen got free because they're all oily!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

203 55 I'm a fan of the hatchet man at McDonalds. I enjoy these animals ripping up the city life and their citizens. The stupid citizens vote for the assholes who run these cities. Therefore they must pay for their idiotic voting
Posted by: redenzo at September 23, 2022 03:20 PM (E7vND

I'd bet the woman that got mugged in that video is a lifelong democrat voter.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (BdMk6)

204 All that hippie stuff would have faded into nothing until the late 80s when boomers started getting nostalgic and feeling guilty for being comfortable, successful, and achieving what their parents had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

----------

"Out on the road today,
I saw a DEADHEAD sticker on a Cadillac ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (FLMnD)

205 These idiots could have had Curtis Sliwa, the FOUNDER of Guardian Angels, as mayor but chose instead a member of the junta.


Two words
Alvin Bragg

Posted by: Glenn John at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (M3hSG)

206 I know about Total-T for Low-T, but not Safe-T.

Posted by: Frank Thomas, Nugenix Spokesjock at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (lf83v)

207 Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (I/doM)

*psst* skim the post

Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (kOpft)

208 Biden just announced funds to build these EV stations in the USA. What could go wrong???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Zwd+N)

"THIS CHARGER IS OUT OF SERVICE"

Ask anyone how many chargers are actually working at the local charging stations?


I am actually waiting for the Tik-Tok Challenge where the little angels are directed to cut the charger cords on all the chargers.

"Hey Tesla! Do you have 10,000 spare charger cordsets?"

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (Z32m1)

209
To be honest, I don't think we did. The seed was planted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Xrfse)
________________________

I don't disagree but we did have Reagan, Giuliani, and others that fought back after the 1960s and won. We don't even have that now.
Posted by: Elric Blade
----------------
They regrouped. Last time white flight destroyed cities and bussing brought a backlash,

This time the ruling class are ensconced in their exclusive enclaves and private schools and they are set to destroy the rest of the country. They have even insulated themselves economically with globalism. The no longer care about the DOW industrial companies that built America. They no longer care about the middle class. Just keep those brown prison migrants out of MV.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (oczQH)

210 On a related note, the DeSantis DOJ should ensure that these heavy dark blue communities respect the rights of criminals in all sitations and punish these vigilante outlaw domestic terrorists.

it's what they would want for us.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (OuH7W)

211 Enjoy getting raped and beaten hipster morons. People literally advertising for people to come and commit crimes against them with no consequences.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (cGlgB)

212 As opposed to the time honored principle of "if you don't know what they're talking about, then shut the fuck up and just listen".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)
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You could miss out on some damn fine "microaggression" shaming by withholding judgment.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (krQz2)

213 *psst* skim the post
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2022 03:43 PM (kOpft)

That sounds dangerously close to "reading the content"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (6FeV1)

214 These people deserve each other. I hope NYC becomes a living hell.

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (BRnXm)

215 Everyone will be jumping for joy now that the great Sundowner has destroyed those evil capitalists.
His polling will go up for sure

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (xhxe8)

216 So, low for the Dow was at 3pm (29261) and someone is trying to ramp it into the close, with it up about 300 since then...should be an interesting 15 minutes...

Posted by: Nova local at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (exHjb)

217 Park Slope Wood Chippers
_________

Already taken.
Posted by: The Gambino Crime Family at September 23, 2022 03:31 PM


Not funny, man.

Posted by: Zombie Woodchipper Squirrel at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (Wnv9h)

218 I know why the Illinois Dems want the "Scream" ad banned. Heh. It really burned them something fierce. I was amazed, since back in the time of my wasted youth was the sort of scene in a vigilante action movie would set the scene for the vigilante arriving and putting the .44 smackdown on the perps.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:45 PM (W+kMI)

219 After reading that Substance article the only conclusion I could come to is that everyone involved should be beaten with a stick

Posted by: John White at September 23, 2022 03:45 PM (yn1V/)

220 I'm the poster boy for who should own an EV since I do 99% city driving and I have a Tesla dealership a block from me with 20 charging stations. But I'll stick with my 15 mpg Jeep Wrangler.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:45 PM (NVQas)

221 They could turn them into outdoor urinals?

"You mean they aren't already?"
--Ken Shabby, local 'homeless man'

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:45 PM (Ivdso)

222 Ellingson had called his mother twice during the incident; the first time to ask if she knew who Brandt was, and the second time to warn that “he” or “they” were chasing him, the documents reportedly said.


Before the first call, Brandt was creeping on Ellingson, trying to pick him up. Hey, I know your parents, blah, blah, leading to the first call.

Then Brandt's advances were spurned, setting off drunken Brandt, which spiraled out of control, leading to the second call.

When Brandt ran him down and left the scene, he decided to get his story straight (with the political argument deal) before calling 911, since he was already linked to Ellingson from the first call.

It'll be interesting to see how close to the mark this is.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:45 PM (yHsuS)

223 >>The Park Slope Panthers sound like a SNL skit (from when the show was still funny) but it's 100% serious.


"WE HAVE THE TIGER, FLAMES, AND WINGS ALL IN THE SAME LOGO!! IT'S LIKE THE CHINESE LOGO FOR STFU AND DANCE!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:46 PM (I/doM)

224 Not funny, man.
Posted by: Zombie Woodchipper Squirrel at September 23, 2022 03:44 PM (Wnv9h)

His name was Geronimo, good Sir!


SAY HIS NAME!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:46 PM (6FeV1)

225 My grandson's best friend just got his drivers license and a new VW EV so they went cruising around town looking for chicks until they realized there was no charge and had to go home.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

226 I don't disagree but we did have Reagan, Giuliani, and others that fought back after the 1960s and won. We don't even have that now. We have DeathSantis, who is fighting back, but other than PR gestures I'm not seeing any actual battles he's won. Certainly nothing like the way Giuliani cleaned up NYC.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

I see your point, but I think that NYC v FL is apples and oranges. FL actually had a decent infrastructure - its problem was the legislature, and the crappy voting rolls. DeSantis had a better foundation to work with than Giuliani, and he made the most of it. Gov. Kemp actually led the way with trying to open GA; DeSantis followed Kemp. It turned out to be like that old saw: the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. DeSantis was the beneficiary, not Kemp.

In a COVID-panicked political class over the last 2 years, however, DeSantis' work rivaled what Rudy did in NYC. Surprisingly, it still does.

I'm a Trump guy, but I can appreciate what Ron has done in FL. It's yuge.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 23, 2022 03:46 PM (9miN6)

227 Did you know,....

That the commercial quick charge chargers cost about the same as gasoline?
This makes sense since someone has to pay for the space, energy, maintenance, profit,.... Once subsidies disappear you can expect charging costs to go higher.

So when people talk about lower operating costs with EV, they are assuming (a) free charge at office, or (b) lower cost charging at him, (c) no long trips and no travel.

The reality is that for most of the market. EV means you get to spend oodles more on a lesser vehicle that costs as much to operate.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 23, 2022 03:46 PM (oczQH)

228 I know why the Illinois Dems want the "Scream" ad banned. Heh. It really burned them something fierce. I was amazed, since back in the time of my wasted youth was the sort of scene in a vigilante action movie would set the scene for the vigilante arriving and putting the .44 smackdown on the perps.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:45 PM (W+kMI)

NY City was saved for a generation by a similar incident that led to a series of Mayors, both D and R that put actually policing the city somewhere on the priority list.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

229 She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.

I'm seeing and hearing more and more of this kind of thing, where when asked for specific and official policy ideas, the left (usually a woman) just utters some line out of Imagine without any semblance of reality or sanity.

"why can't we just have a world where people stopped being criminals?"
"why can't men just stop lusting after women?"
"why can't we just end racism?"

Because, you dimwitted twit, we're basically corrupt, sinful people who incline toward wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:47 PM (Ivdso)

230 90% of Rs would vote for it.
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at September 23, 2022 03:37 PM (QiDfu)

IIRC, appx 25% of the GOP senate caucus voted against the last 40 billion

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:47 PM (us2H3)

231 Got problems in your neighborhood?
Crime up?
Rapes?
Murders?
Assaults?
People kicking your dog?
Give us a call. For a nominal fee every month, our team of special crime resolution specialists will keep your streets, homes and businesses safe.
Call now for an appointment to see our different security plans.

Posted by: Guido, Antonio, and Gustav...Security Merchants Inc. at September 23, 2022 03:47 PM (anj39)

232 As opposed to the time honored principle of "if you don't know what they're talking about, then shut the fuck up and just listen".
Posted by: Warai-otoko

reminds me that there's always one commentator, when we're discussing some movie or book who has to add something like:

"I've never seen this movie, shit I've never heard of it...but let me make sure you know that"

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (OuH7W)

233 Shades of the infamous Hipster Slapfight Thread

...

that almost was.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (Q5za1)

234 reminds me that there's always one commentator, when we're discussing some movie or book who has to add something like:

"I've never seen this movie, shit I've never heard of it...but let me make sure you know that"
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (OuH7W)

I fucking love that movie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (6FeV1)

235 The Park Slope Panthers sound like a SNL skit (from when the show was still funny) but it's 100% serious.

Yeah it really does. A bunch of suburban moms going out in matching jackets and berets to watch out for crime. Ooh, that has Vito, Jamal, and Paco trembling in their boots, eh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (Ivdso)

236 My grandson's best friend just got his drivers license and a new VW EV so they went cruising around town looking for chicks until they realized there was no charge and had to go home.
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Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up in 8 to 12 hours!

Posted by: Mr Microphone at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (yikp0)

237 >>VW EV so they went cruising around town looking for chicks until they realized there was no charge and had to go home.


The Golf EV - Cockblock Edition

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:49 PM (Q5za1)

238 Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up in 8 to 12 hours!

literally laughing out loud. I scared our cat Dexter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:49 PM (Ivdso)

239 These idiots could have had Curtis Sliwa, the FOUNDER of Guardian Angels, as mayor but chose instead a member of the junta.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2022 03:39 PM (Wl6Ns)
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The irony is that people thought they were at least getting an ex-cop. And I believe that there was a widespread appeal that he, at least, would do something about crime--not to the Silwa level, but something.

But he unveiled himself as Mr. Clean-plant-based diet.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:49 PM (krQz2)

240 One way to bring the community together would be to offer a bounty on every MAGA Republican. It's bipartisan, and loving.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 23, 2022 03:49 PM (TgBWG)

241 Posted by: Guido, Antonio, and Gustav...Security Merchants Inc. at September 23, 2022 03:47 PM (anj39)

Those mob neighborhoods had very low crime rates.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (NVQas)

242 for you old folks looking to park your savings

my guess by the end of the year, you'll be able to get a 4% 12 month CD

maybe a bit more

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (us2H3)

243 31 Sharpshooter in the church steeple, rapid response teams in a Striker
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:16 PM (xhxe

A-1with nape.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (NnEYE)

244 Yeah it really does. A bunch of suburban moms going out in matching jackets and berets to watch out for crime. Ooh, that has Vito, Jamal, and Paco trembling in their boots, eh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (Ivdso)

"Hey, when was the mugging and raping spree scheduled for again?"

"7:30, Thursday night."

"Awww, crap. I got a car inspection scheduled. Let me know how it goes, hey?"

"Yup."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1)

245 literally laughing out loud. I scared our cat Dexter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:49 PM (Ivdso)
---
Now I have a picture of a cat in the basement laying out plastic sheets for his mice.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (krQz2)

246 Texas and Florida need to bus more illegals to Illinois. The illegals wouldn't take kindly to gangsta boyz assaulting a woman in daylight in their neighborhood. There'd be some rumbles-and-shootings-and then the neighborhood would get shunned. And the Progtards would get hoisted on their own racialist petard.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (W+kMI)

247 Sounds like they just need to form the Slope Park Social Justice League.
Instead of reporting or intervening in a "crime" they can just approach the "criminal" and sympathize with them. Maybe hug them and tell them they are loved. Apologize for being white. Perhaps the acts of kindness will change hearts! Or maybe they'll end up at room temp.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (DB16e)

248 Posted by: Guido, Antonio, and Gustav...Security Merchants Inc. at September 23, 2022 03:47 PM (anj39)

Those mob neighborhoods had very low crime rates.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (NVQas)

Those mobs have probably moved on. Not sure the new mobs care if things are orderly.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

249 "We are super not in to you guys."

The words of our generation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2022 03:41 PM (t0OGg)

---------

"Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man ..."

The words of my generation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (FLMnD)

250 >>She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.


Didn't the Left already do this with college campuses?
They decided to be judges and juries for things like sexual assault and other crimes by students (see Oberlin). That's why they think it can be done elsewhere.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (I/doM)

251 VW EV so they went cruising around town looking for chicks until they realized there was no charge and had to go home.


*Thinks about that 1970 Challenger*

Kids today are wimps.

Posted by: Guido, Antonio, and Gustav...Security Merchants Inc. at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (anj39)

252 for you old folks looking to park your savings

my guess by the end of the year, you'll be able to get a 4% 12 month CD

maybe a bit more
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (us2H3)

About to get a 12 month CD at 2%.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (NVQas)

253 Stoopid mob sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (anj39)

254 F. Joe Biden DOOMED his Administration in its first two weeks with his Executive Actions and Policy Decisions.

I give you two examples.
Stop Building the Wall Immediately. - Self Evident

Stop Drilling, Stop Leasing, Stop the Pipelines. - This gave Russia the cash to afford starting the Ukraine War, will prevent US from supplying Europe with enough oil and gas this Winter; and kicked off inflation with all the gas, energy, and oil price increases.

Am I wrong?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (Z32m1)

255 literally laughing out loud. I scared our cat Dexter.
----------------------


Sorry, Dexter. [BTW, my niece had a dog named Dexter too.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (yikp0)

256 Those mob neighborhoods had very low crime rates.

Well, unless you count extortion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Ivdso)

257 Dims mistakenly think that Ulraine is a winner for Joe

the same way they view abortion

they are gonna find out that people don't give a shit about those things

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (us2H3)

258 Schwab has a few now

https://www.schwab.com/fixed-income/certificates-deposit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (M+Lyo)

259 Why can't they just put signs around the park saying it's a "STICK FREE ZONE"

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (786Ro)

260 reminds me that there's always one commentator, when we're discussing some movie or book who has to add something like:

"I've never seen this movie, shit I've never heard of it...but let me make sure you know that"
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (OuH7W)
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I don't know anything about that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (krQz2)

261
You have to cover up her eyes to see how cute the rest of her features are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:28 PM (Ivdso)



I am in this camp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

262 >>She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.


Kill enough of the right people and, yeah...

we could try that.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Q5za1)

263 It's still not often get to a office site that has a charging station, it's a expense to put one in.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (xhxe8)

264 About to get a 12 month CD at 2%.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (NVQas)


Not gold or silver?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (Z32m1)

265 I have a completely irrelevant question. Do woke churches that preach CRT still call black people to repentance?
There's a reason that bizarrely random question crossed my mind but it's too long to explain.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (eGTCV)

266 reminds me that there's always one commentator, when we're discussing some movie or book who has to add something like

Yeah. I mean, sometimes I'll state that I've never heard of something but its a request to tell me who the hell this person is, not some declaration of superiority in my ignorance. Ace will tee off on someone who is completely obscure to me and I just wonder who they are and why we should care?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (Ivdso)

267 246 Texas and Florida need to bus more illegals to Illinois. The illegals wouldn't take kindly to gangsta boyz assaulting a woman in daylight in their neighborhood. There'd be some rumbles-and-shootings-and then the neighborhood would get shunned. And the Progtards would get hoisted on their own racialist petard.
Posted by: exdem13
___

There's a whole lotta rural area here in southern IL.

Also, lots of deep holes and crevasses, and of course, lots of deep rivers and lakes.

And cornfields.

Funnily enough, lime is selling out quickly.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (aenZi)

268 I sold my home in Chicago five years ago. It was supposedly better then, I had just had my first child and that year there were 3 murders less than a football field from my front porch.
I was burglarized one day while I was at work.
I had called 911 on several occasions to report gunfire, I remember vividly someone doing mag dumps in my alleyway.
My wife and I had always played the firearms or fireworks game during the summers but now it's different. We are parents.
We considered Illinois suburbs, and looked for a long while.... we eventually left the state.
Best decision ever.

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (D/9Qo)

269 At least when they're cruising in the EV looking for chicks they know better than to pick up a fat one.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

270 Am I wrong?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (Z32m1)

No, but it took a lot more blunders after that to bring all the chickens home to roost that quickly.

Hell, even negotiating with Russia over Ukraine in bad faith could have burned a year easily.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (eoQWY)

271 About to get a 12 month CD at 2%.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (NVQas)

you can get a 12 month 3% CD right now

Marcus Bank

Ally Bank

I used both in the past with no problems

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (us2H3)

272 The rethugliKKKans are running a mafioso against AOC! Tina Forte who's husband and son was busted for drug dealing and gun running. (tyt) Law and order indeed!

Posted by: raimondo at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (sXV1Z)

273 If you cover Daddario's eyes, then you lose half the appeal: the very sexy "I'm crazier than Amber Heard" 1000-yard glare.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (ppBhU)

274 Idea:

Get one of those super realistic looking masks, an elderly person mask.

Get a sawed off shotgun, hidden under a long coat

Then shuffle around an isolated part of the neighborhood, acting like a feeble old person.

Then wait for them to take the bait

Posted by: weew at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (0tlec)

275 223 >>The Park Slope Panthers sound like a SNL skit (from when the show was still funny) but it's 100% serious.


"WE HAVE THE TIGER, FLAMES, AND WINGS ALL IN THE SAME LOGO!! IT'S LIKE THE CHINESE LOGO FOR STFU AND DANCE!"
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"EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!"

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (W+kMI)

276 Texas and Florida need to bus more illegals to Illinois. The illegals wouldn't take kindly to gangsta boyz assaulting a woman in daylight in their neighborhood. There'd be some rumbles-and-shootings-and then the neighborhood would get shunned. And the Progtards would get hoisted on their own racialist petard.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (W+kMI)

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I see multiple One-Way Hyperloop opportunities for Elon Musk, even if heavily subsidized by the border states.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (FLMnD)

277 At least when they're cruising in the EV looking for chicks they know better than to pick up a fat one.

"Damn why did my range drop by 25%?? Get out of the car, Becky"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (Ivdso)

278 some online banks are paying 2.15% on a savings acct

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (us2H3)

279 She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.


Like the U.S. Senate?

Posted by: Hands at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (786Ro)

280 Buddies mom went with her grandson to buy a car. They find one they're interested in and head to the dealer. They drive the car, like it and are interested. The salesman starts to work out the 'financing numbers.'

"No, we're paying cash."

"Oh, well then that will be an extra $10k."

"Uh, no. You should be thanking me and giving me a discount. GFY."

They go to another dealer, find a similar vehicle they like, offer them cash, get a $5k discount for paying cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

281 >> If you cover Daddario's eyes, then you lose half the appeal: the very sexy "I'm crazier than Amber Heard" 1000-yard glare.


She's got the eyes of a dog that is begging to not be pet.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (Q5za1)

282 VW EV so they went cruising around town looking for chicks until they realized there was no charge and had to go home.


*Thinks about that 1970 Challenger*

Kids today are wimps.

Posted by: Guido, Antonio, and Gustav...Security Merchants Inc. at September 23, 2022 03:51 PM (anj39)

VW EV: I get 55 equivalent MPG. What do you get?

1970 Challenger: Pussy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (yHsuS)

283 Tina Forte

Who??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (Ivdso)

284 Posted by: raimondo at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (sXV1Z)
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I commend you on your raimando impression.

Like how there isn't a coherent thought in that sentence.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (krQz2)

285 233 Shades of the infamous Hipster Slapfight Thread

...

that almost was.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:48 PM (Q5za1)

LOLOL. The funniest thread ever. Laughed until my side hurt.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (BdMk6)

286 Hertz announces purchase of 175,000 electric vehicles from GM over next 5 years. . .

. . . and on the same day GM stocks falls more than 5 percent of its value to $35.41.

EVs are poison to these companies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (lf83v)

287 some online banks are paying 2.15% on a savings acct

holy crap, that's like 15 times what my place gives. Still a ridiculously low amount but dang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

288 We considered Illinois suburbs, and looked for a long while.... we eventually left the state.
Best decision ever.
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (D/9Qo)



I thank The Lord every day for my dad being transferred out of that shithole when I was a child.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

289 "No, we're paying cash."

"Oh, well then that will be an extra $10k."

"Uh, no. You should be thanking me and giving me a discount. GFY."

They go to another dealer, find a similar vehicle they like, offer them cash, get a $5k discount for paying cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Then go back to the first dealer and drive back and forth in front of the Showroom with a big smile and wave.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (yHsuS)

290 She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.

---
That almost sounds like a New. Harmony! (google it)

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 03:57 PM (krQz2)

291 Ace, the whole comment section under that article is a big ball of crazy, top. An interesting addendum to the article.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2022 03:57 PM (M9XmQ)

292 The Goolag has age-restricted The Scream video.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:57 PM (dCxaZ)

293 Posted by: raimondo at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (sXV1Z)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 23, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

294 President Biden shocked viewers of his Friday speech to teachers when he recognized an audience member and told the crowd, “She was 12, I was 30.”

Biden lit up social media with the confounding and seemingly inappropriate aside. He did not say what he did when he was 30 and the woman was a preteen.

“You gotta say hi to me,” Biden said mid-speech at the National Education Association headquarters in DC. “We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30. But anyway, this woman helped me get an awful lot done.”

The audience of teachers and union members laughed and cheered at the bawdy remark.

The White House did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for clarification on what the president meant.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (RHGPo)

295 245 literally laughing out loud. I scared our cat Dexter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:49 PM (Ivdso)
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Now I have a picture of a cat in the basement laying out plastic sheets for his mice.
-----
"You are shtoopid, Chris, shtoopid, and furthermore you are shtoopid!!!"

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (W+kMI)

296 288 some online banks are paying 2.15% on a savings acct

holy crap, that's like 15 times what my place gives. Still a ridiculously low amount but dang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

I have parked money in online banks for years with no problem

they are FDIC insured

so you are good up to 250K per person

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (us2H3)

297 247 Sounds like they just need to form the Slope Park Social Justice League.
Instead of reporting or intervening in a "crime" they can just approach the "criminal" and sympathize with them. Maybe hug them and tell them they are loved. Apologize for being white. Perhaps the acts of kindness will change hearts! Or maybe they'll end up at room temp.
Posted by: Fool Otto at September 23, 2022 03:50 PM (DB16e)

^^All those outcomes are acceptable.

Posted by: Iris at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (foa6+)

298 Honestly it sounds like what's going on in these neighborhoods is just turning into straight on Darwinism. It will just resolve itself in a predictable manner.

Posted by: keena at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (RiTnx)

299 The Goolag has age-restricted The Scream video.
Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:57 PM (dCxaZ)

Only below 18 can see it? Cause otherwise that makes no sense because voters are above the age line.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

300 If you cover Daddario's eyes, then you lose half the appeal: the very sexy "I'm crazier than Amber Heard" 1000-yard glare.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 03:54 PM (ppBhU)


I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM (anj39)

301 Those mob neighborhoods had very low crime rates.

Well, unless you count extortion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Ivdso)


There is a neighborhood in Minneapolis paying $220,000 for extra police patrols for their lily white rich neighborhood. The $220,000 is contributed for coverage through July to December 31. Something -wood neighborhood. This is on top of the outrageous city property taxes, permits, county and state taxes.

Tell me how much more the mob would extort?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM (Z32m1)

302 >>I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes.


Yuh - huh. Nothing more attractive.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM (Q5za1)

303 The audience of teachers and union members laughed and cheered at the bawdy remark.

OK Groomers

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 04:00 PM (dCxaZ)

304 >>Those mob neighborhoods had very low crime rates.


The Ironbound District in Newark NJ is one of the safest places you will ever be.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 04:00 PM (Q5za1)

305 USAA Bank is 3.04% on an 18 month CD.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 04:00 PM (anj39)

306 Daddario always seems to have that "Who Farted" expression on
her face.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 23, 2022 04:01 PM (M3hSG)

307 VW EV: I get 55 equivalent MPG. What do you get?

1970 Challenger: Pussy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 03:55 PM (yHsuS)
.......

and room in the back to use it.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

308 >>>You don't want to fall into that stereotype of privilege

When it comes to keeping my home and my family safe, I don't give a shit if the world thinks I'm a damn Satan worshiping, Isis member, commie-Nazi. I'm going to do what I need to do to protect my home and family. You don't deserve safety. Nor the regard of decent human beings for your cravenness.

Posted by: mikethemoose at September 23, 2022 04:01 PM (T/vhV)

309 >>"Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways," said Sky. "The construct of crime has been so socially constructed to target black and poor people."

There is nothing abstract about getting mugged, robbed, raped or worse.

Oh, you have a cute dog you like to walk? Sorry, that un-housed neurodivergent person just decided to stab it to death -- don't get all judgey on us and b#tch about it, Sky, sweetie!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (I/doM)

310 The Goolag has age-restricted The Scream video.
Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 03:57 PM (dCxaZ)
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Because--of course, they did.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (krQz2)

311 >>USAA Bank is 3.04% on an 18 month CD.


...less that 1/3 of real time inflation.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (Q5za1)

312 Today is National Hawaiian Shirt Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

313
There is a neighborhood in Minneapolis paying $220,000 for extra police patrols for their lily white rich neighborhood. The $220,000 is contributed for coverage through July to December 31. Something -wood neighborhood. This is on top of the outrageous city property taxes, permits, county and state taxes.

Tell me how much more the mob would extort?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM


I can almost guarantee that the mob would cost less & provide better service

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (ENBF0)

314 "It feels antithetical to what the Black Panthers would stand for."
____________

She has a point. The Park Slope Wankers Panthers are (feebly) anti-crime, so they are antithetical to what the Black Panthers stood for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

315 Honestly it sounds like what's going on in these neighborhoods is just turning into straight on Darwinism. It will just resolve itself in a predictable manner.
Posted by: keena at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM (RiTnx)


After they were conquered, the men and the old were slaughtered, the women and children were enslaved.

Biblical almost.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (Z32m1)

316 Daddario always seems to have that "Who Farted" expression on her face.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 23, 2022 04:01 PM (M3hSG)
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And I'm not even around her that much.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at September 23, 2022 04:03 PM (krQz2)

317 Daddario always seems to have that "Who Farted" expression on her face.
Posted by: Glenn John at September 23, 2022 04:01 PM


Sometimes you can't help it.

Posted by: Camilla at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

318 "Ok, so Panthers is out. How about we be the Park Slope Cougars!"
"But we can't turn in these poor, disadvantaged youth!"
"Oh no. We're not doing that. We'll just have sex with them."
"What?"
"Yes, it's right there in the name...Cougars."
"Will this stop crime?"
"Probably not."
"Will our husbands object?"
"Probably not."
"All right, let's do it!"

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (FJYfm)

319 I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes.


Yuh - huh. Nothing more attractive.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM (Q5za1)
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Worked for me.

Posted by: zombie J. R. R. Tolkien at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (9nXhD)

320 “I did the spot. I can’t make out the race of the perpetrators,” Proft continued. “Either the governor has racial X-ray vision, or he just wants the attackers to be black. Well, why would he want that? I think it’s disgusting…That’s what the left does. That’s all they have.”
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But the perps are white! They must be! Hasn't anybody watched every single security company and doorbell camera commercial? The bad guys are always, without fail, white guys. Why would anyone think otherwise?

/sarc

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (M9XmQ)

321 Today is National Hawaiian Shirt Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)
.........

Well, I'm good then. I've got on an old t-shirt I bought on Maui.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

322 257 Dims mistakenly think that Ulraine is a winner for Joe

the same way they view abortion

they are gonna find out that people don't give a shit about those things
========
Oh, trust me, out here in Flyover Country there are a lot of folks who care very much about abortions and serving in foreign wars. They aren't going to give the Placeholder and the Dims any support at all, quite the opposite in fact. But yeah, keep beating the drum on those topics, Dims, build on our base for us.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (W+kMI)

323 Tell me how much more the mob would extort?
Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM (Z32m1)

And more than likely the mob would keep up it's end of the protection racket, so long as you kept paying of course.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (Rl7KJ)

324 >I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes

There's a black lady who seems, for some bizarre reason, is be fond of me.
She has green eyes-striking

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (eGTCV)

325 There is nothing abstract about getting mugged, robbed, raped or worse.

Oh, you have a cute dog you like to walk? Sorry, that un-housed neurodivergent person just decided to stab it to death -- don't get all judgey on us and b#tch about it, Sky, sweetie!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (I/doM)


In LA? They will invade your home and steal your French Bulldog Puppies at gunpoint.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (Z32m1)

326 Today is National Hawaiian Shirt Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Let the Boogaloo begin.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (yHsuS)

327 Tell me how much more the mob would extort?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM

I can almost guarantee that the mob would cost less & provide better service
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (ENBF0)
***

Well crap.
I'm on my 'hoods "Security Committee" and I work for just a few beers every now and then.
And no dental plan!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (anj39)

328 Article at American Thinker today how Ethanol kills engines,, is bad for actual energy production and buying gas without it ( higher test) will increase your milage substantially.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (xhxe8)

329 Tell me how much more the mob would extort?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 03:59 PM (Z32m1)
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I'd bet they were cheaper than Democrats.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 04:06 PM (krQz2)

330 >I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes

There's a black lady who seems, for some bizarre reason, is be fond of me.
She has green eyes-striking

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (eGTCV)

Watch out for you kidneys.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 04:06 PM (yHsuS)

331 The Goolag has age-restricted The Scream video.
Posted by: kallisto

Yep. Horror movie trailers, criminals going wild, and gore abound, but not audio of a scream. But just this one. Someone at YouTube got told what to do.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2022 04:06 PM (M9XmQ)

332
I can almost guarantee that the mob would cost less & provide better service
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (ENBF0)

__________

Now you got Paulie as a partner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (nx5FW)

333 Just caught a squirrel on the fence gnawing away at a huge dog bone, close to half his body length (real bone sold for dogs to chew). Alrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (I/doM)

334 >>>Oh, well then that will be an extra $10k

Yeah that's illegal.

Posted by: mikethemoose at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (T/vhV)

335 286 Hertz announces purchase of 175,000 electric vehicles from GM over next 5 years. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (lf83v)

Wait, Hertz thinks I'm going to go to a place I don't know... and rent an electric car? You know, where I don't know where to charge it? Most hotels do NOT have charging stations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (oHd/0)

336 LUAU!

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

337 Dims mistakenly think that Ulraine is a winner for Joe

the same way they view abortion

they are gonna find out that people don't give a shit about those things
========
Oh, trust me, out here in Flyover Country there are a lot of folks who care very much about abortions and serving in foreign wars. They aren't going to give the Placeholder and the Dims any support at all, quite the opposite in fact. But yeah, keep beating the drum on those topics, Dims, build on our base for us.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 04:04 PM (W+kMI)


Putin is about to find out that his Ukraine War is not that much more popular in Russia.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (Z32m1)

338 >>Watch out for you kidneys.


They always fall for the Honeypot.

Posted by: Malorie Archer at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (Q5za1)

339 And more than likely the mob would keep up it's end of the protection racket, so long as you kept paying of course.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (Rl7KJ)
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As long as you don't get someone like Ralphie Cifaretto.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (9nXhD)

340 Nood gainzz.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 04:08 PM (yHsuS)

341 "Crime is an abstract term that means nothing in a lot of ways,"

That is taking nihilism to a whole different level.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2022 04:08 PM (3hSHB)

342 I didn't realize that Glenn Close's grandpa was married to the lady that built MAL

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 04:08 PM (us2H3)

343 335 286 Hertz announces purchase of 175,000 electric vehicles from GM over next 5 years. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (lf83v)

Wait, Hertz thinks I'm going to go to a place I don't know... and rent an electric car? You know, where I don't know where to charge it? Most hotels do NOT have charging stations.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2022 04:07 PM (oHd/0)


Make sure you bring it back fully charged!

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2022 04:08 PM (Z32m1)

344 There is nothing abstract about getting mugged, robbed, raped or worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2022 04:02 PM (I/doM)
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When it happens to you, of course not.

When it happens to other people it's abstract.
....
Like the concept "other people"--I'm sure "other people" is a social construct!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 04:08 PM (krQz2)

345 “You gotta say hi to me,” Biden said mid-speech at the National Education Association headquarters in DC. “We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30. But anyway, this woman helped me get an awful lot done.”

The audience of teachers and union members laughed and cheered at the bawdy remark.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2022 03:58 PM

😳

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2022 04:08 PM (M9XmQ)

346 Hertz announces purchase of 175,000 electric vehicles from GM over next 5 years. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 03:56 PM (lf83v)
.......

Gonna be a lot of ruined vacations.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2022 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

347 Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2022 03:53 PM (us2H3)

2.25% CD actually but still you are correct the digital banks beat that. . Though my bank is 1.9% on the 6month which is higher than Ally. I usually get a 12 month and 6 month so that one will mature every six months if it's still advisable to renew.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 04:09 PM (NVQas)

348 When it comes to keeping my home and my family safe, I don't give a shit if the world thinks I'm a damn Satan worshiping, Isis member, commie-Nazi. I'm going to do what I need to do to protect my home and family. You don't deserve safety. Nor the regard of decent human beings for your cravenness.
Posted by: mikethemoose at September 23, 2022 04:01 PM (T/vhV)


This.
And my neighbor has a back hoe.
And lime.
And lots of acreage.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 04:09 PM (anj39)

349 328 Article at American Thinker today how Ethanol kills engines,, is bad for actual energy production and buying gas without it ( higher test) will increase your milage substantially.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (xhxe

Nothing new there... known this for years.

Add in that in a time where the world will soon have food shortages, changing FOOD into Gas... Gas we won't DRILL FOR? is immoral.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2022 04:09 PM (oHd/0)

350 Tell me how much more the mob would extort?

You figure people in mob neighborhoods aren't also paying taxes? Its more than they would pay without the mob showing up for their protection money every week. Its also, get this, criminal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2022 04:10 PM (Ivdso)

351 DOW closes up 330 (off the low of down 800, ha) short covering for the weekend maybe, they had a nice day.

29,590, still a new closing (and intraday) low for the year.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 04:10 PM (Cus5s)

352 280 Buddies mom went with her grandson to buy a car. They find one they're interested in and head to the dealer. They drive the car, like it and are interested. The salesman starts to work out the 'financing numbers.'

"No, we're paying cash."

"Oh, well then that will be an extra $10k."

"Uh, no. You should be thanking me and giving me a discount. GFY."

They go to another dealer, find a similar vehicle they like, offer them cash, get a $5k discount for paying cash.
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Salesdude at that first dealership makes me shake my head. Seriously, that guy should go back to selling combo meals until he gets the idea of "discount".

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 04:10 PM (W+kMI)

353 Add in that in a time where the world will soon have food shortages, changing FOOD into Gas... Gas we won't DRILL FOR? is immoral.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2022 04:09 PM (oHd/0)
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Corn is not food. It's filler.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 04:11 PM (krQz2)

354 Corn is not food. It's filler.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 04:11 PM (krQz2)

But the land and water used to grow said corn, can be used for actual food production.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2022 04:12 PM (oHd/0)

355 with rising rates better to go short term, maybe even money market. If it ever got to 6% I'd feel rich, actually getting a return on cash, such a deal.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

356 The Daily Daddario is shocked at this news:

https://tinyurl.com/45nk32pe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
***

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Kansas tornado
Some assembly required.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 04:13 PM (anj39)

357 Article at American Thinker today how Ethanol kills engines,, is bad for actual energy production and buying gas without it ( higher test) will increase your milage substantially.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2022 04:05 PM (xhxe

It's probably true that none of that has to do with ethanol specifically, but it's affinity for water. It's the water doing it, but it's very difficult to separate the two. The best rule is to buy the freshest gas possible, from the newest tanks you can guess a gas station has. So that new super busy truck stop off the interstate is probably the best place to get gas.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 23, 2022 04:14 PM (OHy0b)

358 nood gainzzzzz

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 04:14 PM (anj39)

359 I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes

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it was pointed out to me that this is an evolutionary warning sign for crazy.

IDK. I must like crazy.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 04:15 PM (OuH7W)

360 2.25% CD actually but still you are correct the digital banks beat that. . Though my bank is 1.9% on the 6month which is higher than Ally. I usually get a 12 month and 6 month so that one will mature every six months if it's still advisable to renew.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2022 04:09 PM (NVQas)

You might want to make an account at treasury direct and get US treasuries. They pay more than bank CD's.

https://www.ustreasuryyieldcurve.com/

It's kind of a hassle, but you can transfer them to a brokerage account and sell them before they mature if you need the money back really bad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2022 04:15 PM (UuD2k)

361 "But the land and water used to grow said corn, can be used for actual food production."

same for cotton ground, and the millions (?) of acres BigGov pays farmers to NOT grow food on.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 04:15 PM (Cus5s)

362 Corn is not food. It's filler.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 04:11 PM (krQz2)


You've never had my Mom's corn bread.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 23, 2022 04:16 PM (OHy0b)

363 Salesdude at that first dealership makes me shake my head. Seriously, that guy should go back to selling combo meals until he gets the idea of "discount".
Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 04:10 PM (W+kMI)

Those days are gone. They get a cut of the interest from the loan now, so their motivation is a long loan period with high interest. You offering him cash is undercutting his profits.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 23, 2022 04:20 PM (OHy0b)

364 >>>She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.

>Now ask her what we're gonna do when Pootie-Poot lobs a nuke at someone. UN? NATO? EU? PARK SLOPE PANTHERS?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2022 04:22 PM (w2Z7l)

365 I'm not seeing any actual battles he's won.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 23, 2022 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

Yup. DeSantis is a piker. All hat, no cowboy.

Posted by: Bob Chapek at September 23, 2022 04:22 PM (MkuC5)

366 294 “You gotta say hi to me,” Biden said mid-speech at the National Education Association headquarters in DC. “We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30. But anyway, this woman helped me get an awful lot done.”
Say WHUT?!?!
The audience of teachers and union members laughed and cheered at the bawdy remark.
Somehow that doesn't surprise me anymore about public school employees.
The White House did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for clarification on what the president meant.
No, no, NO!! Some clarification for that remark is DEFINITELY needed at once these days!! Before people do a comparison and conclude that Hunter learned how to be a corrupt pervert from his father.

"I learned about it from watching you, okay?!!"
"Parents who are corrupt perverts have children who are corrupt perverts." - future PSA

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 04:23 PM (W+kMI)

367 She suggested we could build a community where we all took care of each other and no one ever had to call the police.

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IDK, karen, sounds like a racist militia of white supremacist domestic terrorisms

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 23, 2022 04:23 PM (OuH7W)

368 "Parents who are corrupt perverts have children who are corrupt perverts." - future PSA
Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2022 04:23 PM (W+kMI)

I can't find the specific video so I had to use this one with the guy commenting on it. I don't like him much, but this is the only copy I found. It's a single mom crying because she has realized that to raise a good child she has to be a good person herself. I don't think she's faking it, but I have a hard time telling when women are faking it. lol




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5b6hHz8kk0

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 23, 2022 04:30 PM (OHy0b)

369 MickeyD's CEO is certainly happier that it's Groot and not Tank after him.

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2022 04:31 PM (3byMq)

370 Those days are gone. They get a cut of the interest from the loan now, so their motivation is a long loan period with high interest. You offering him cash is undercutting his profits.
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 23, 2022 04:20 PM (OHy0b)
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Be open to financing if you have cash. You don't have to carry the loan if you don't have to.

Last time I bought a car, I had a price in mind that I wanted. The only way to get to that price was with a discount offered for financing the car through the manufacturer's captive finance company. I read the terms and there were no penalties so long as I didn't pay off the loan before three months had elapsed.

I took the deal and as soon as the account was active - before my first payment was due - I paid off most of the loan so that the three scheduled payments would conclude the loan - the third month would be the last payment. The $500 discount ended up costing me $60 in interest. The finance company took the loss on that, I'm sure. The dealer didn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2022 04:32 PM (t0OGg)

371 Our neighborhood (majority gunowners) floated the idea of a community watch. The lefties were the only thing against it. "We don't want another Zimmerman!" Anyway, no community watch because no one could stand their bitching and doing nothing. So the gunowners will do what they do, practicing at the gun range. And the non-gunowners are SOL if someone breaks in.

Posted by: Coki at September 23, 2022 04:34 PM (t8dqj)

372 Brooklyn Citizens...WTF...
Let's see them calm down the "neurodivergent," "displaced" non-genderspecific person with their talk when he's about to bludgeon one of them to death.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

373 371 ....The lefties were the only thing against it. "We don't want another Zimmerman!"

Posted by: Coki at September 23, 2022 04:34 PM (t8dqj)

Well then, they can be another victim

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2022 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

374 The Daily Daddario is shocked at this news:

https://tinyurl.com/45nk32pe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
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See, I knew there was a good reason to check into the HQ on a Friday afternoon!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2022 05:00 PM (c9gv+)

375 By the way, it is silly the PAC that produced the "Scream" advertisement put it out on YouTube, who requires you to sign in to see it so they can report your existence to the Fibbies, and not on Rumble or some other video platform.

I'm sure it is powerful, though, for otherwise they wouldn't stop you from seeing it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2022 05:02 PM (c9gv+)

376 I like living in high crime areas, as you can do whatever you want as the Po are overwhelmed and don't care.
It's when the White Wimmens and their retarded fags they call they spouse, move in and feelz guilty is when the problems start.
Then you can't just kill problems anymore and the whole place just goes down the toilet.
White Gentrification shit is The Worst, and Gay White shit is into the toilet as they have no children in the schools.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 23, 2022 05:02 PM (U11/V)

377 Round up all those sheeple and build a wall around their city. Make it 40 feet tall, with razor wire around the top, so no bad white supremacists can get in. Let sane people out. Then lock the doors forever.

Maybe, if compassion is your thing, you can fling rotten cabbage into the place now and again like they used to do with leper colonies.

These people are too stupid to exist, and their stupidity should not be allowed to infringe on others.

Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2022 05:31 PM (3j6uX)

378 This is how you get vigilantes.

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380 I hope all those crazy New York Jews are eaten alive by all the perverts they promote.

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Posted by: Angel Logan at September 24, 2022 01:57 AM (Y+wI0)

382 Unless voters want to continue being beaten, knifed, shot, and killed, they must make Democrats pay heavily for their embrace of criminality, chaos, and murder.


Narrator: They won't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 24, 2022 10:37 AM (yQpMk)

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