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Boarding Party Cafe

mirrorlake.jpg

Penguin jumps into a boat to escape from a pack of killer whales.

Whale shark swimming through bioluminescent algae.

More on that Shopping Dog. So adorable.

Helpful elephant returns child's shoe to her.

"Hey big boy!"

You can take the bear out of the circus, but you can't take the circus out of the bear.

Another baby hippo, this one a boy.

A dog being raised with a panther has to put up with constant Pouncing Practice.

Sup?

Dog wants to see some real magic.

Are you making fun of us?


Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM




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1 Lovely photo up top.

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2022 07:44 PM (gLRfa)

2 First with a sock

Posted by: Zombie Grand Duchess Anastasia at September 14, 2022 07:44 PM (3p4cr)

3 2nd with a sock

Posted by: Zombie Grand Duchess Anastasia at September 14, 2022 07:46 PM (3p4cr)

4 im here

Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2022 07:48 PM (pHdFl)

5 Don't fire us!

Posted by: the teacher unions at September 14, 2022 07:48 PM (JOtiF)

6 Left cryptic nood below

Posted by: Beartooth at September 14, 2022 07:48 PM (3p4cr)

7 Seals are cute when they weigh 40 lbs. Not so cute when they weigh 600 lbs. and still want on your boat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2022 07:49 PM (guGkK)

8 Oh FFS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2022 07:49 PM (bWDwv)

9 There seems to be very little manatee representation in the cafe posts. What gives?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2022 07:50 PM (guGkK)

10 Orca sez "Cough up our snack or the boat gets it".

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2022 07:50 PM (JOtiF)

11 Oh FFS.

My sediments exactly.

Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2022 07:51 PM (pHdFl)

12 Other funny...

Seth Dillon @SethDillon · 8h
The FBI raided the Babylon Bee's headquarters this morning and took both of our jokes. They even confiscated a draft of an unfinished third joke that hadn't yet harmed anyone.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 14, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0)

13 Re-posted from thread below...

Here's a question, What is Metallica's Best Instrumental?

1. The Call Of Ktulu.
2. Orion.
3. To Live Is To Die.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 07:51 PM (up/3i)

14 Moar otterseses! Sea otters! I love them!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2022 07:52 PM (bWDwv)

15 There seems to be very little manatee representation in the cafe posts. What gives?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2022

I've been wondering when we get our Sasquatch Cafe with nothing but Bigfoot videos

Posted by: Beartooth at September 14, 2022 07:52 PM (3p4cr)

16
More dealing with the AKC today over the DNA tests for the puppies. Half an hour on hold waiting to talk to a live human. We don't have the profile for one of the sires because the AKC mailed it to themselves by accident. Worse, what information we were sent indicated that Delilah is not Ruthie's mother, so there may be a mistranscription of the lab results.

AKC: Always Keep Copies

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 07:52 PM (1Nxff)

17 Cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 07:52 PM (p/nbH)

18 @disclosetv · 20m
NEW - Meteor streaking across southern Scotland and northern England.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1570169417899855872

4 seconds -- a big one at that.

So far no reports of anyone losing an eye.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 14, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

19 Whale sharks don't even eat sharks. Mostly plankton.

They are the Democrat version of a shark.

Wut.A.Gyp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2022 07:53 PM (JOtiF)

20 @Breaking911 · 2m
GOOD NEWS ALERT: Chick-fil-A worker in Fort Walton Beach, Fla. takes down would-be carjacker after he stole keys from a woman with a baby

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1570175018507862016

1-minute video

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 14, 2022 07:54 PM (yikp0)

21 I was told there would be Purple Martins.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)

22 Gawjus picture up top, Boss. I can't stop staring at it.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2022 07:54 PM (cTCuP)

23 A piquant paucity of Purple Martins is noted.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Desantis sent migrants to Marthas Vineyard. Classic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 14, 2022 07:56 PM (u73oe)

25 A Purple Martin overview:

https://www.purplemartin.org/purple-martins/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2022 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

26 Smart little penguin.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2022 07:56 PM (v0R5T)

27 That Cement Tight Rope Bear is mighty hungry...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2022 07:57 PM (R/m4+)

28 No evidence an attack on Putin would come from the west. His own people aren't necessarily that thrilled with him.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2022 07:57 PM (BXxcV)

29 I was told there would be Purple Martins.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)

Urp. Sorry.

Posted by: Owls at September 14, 2022 07:57 PM (7bRMQ)

30 Orion

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 14, 2022 07:58 PM (DB16e)

31 Here's a question, What is Metallica's Best Intrumental?

1. The Call Of Ktulu.
2. Orion.
3. To Live Is To Die.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 07:51 PM (up/3i)

Anesthesia - Pulling Teeth

Orion

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 07:58 PM (yHsuS)

32 I thought Martians were green.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)

33 Re-posted from thread below...

Here's a question, What is Metallica's Best Instrumental?

1. The Call Of Ktulu.
2. Orion.
3. To Live Is To Die.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 07:51 PM (up/3i)


Orion

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 07:59 PM (M+Lyo)

34 Didn't the Purple Martins open for Pink ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 08:00 PM (M+Lyo)

35 A piquant paucity of Purple Martins is noted.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)


I see the purple martin community has recruited (paid off?) Duncanthrax for his blegging skillz.

It'll probably work, too. You see, he's

an Ace Influencer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2022 08:01 PM (JOtiF)

36
We expanded the exercise pen for the puppies, so they now have about 1000 square feet to run around in. We dumped a pile of timothy hay in the middle of it. It's puppy crack. We'd buy them a square hay bale so they can tear it apart and play queen of the mountain but it's still too warm and would get ants underneath.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (1Nxff)

37 I gotta agree with the others, Orion is their best, most consistent instrumental

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (Ivdso)

38 2.


The answer is 2.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (L14qM)

39 Is the RR strike still set for Friday?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (p/nbH)

40 Help me, morons and 'ettes.
I am a dedicated (not woke--HISS!) teacher with more than 30 years experience currently (thank God!) in Florida.
What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (REJkJ)

41 Some people are certifiable moochers. They perfected mooching into an art form !

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU)

42 President Zelensky survives Kyiv car crash: Ukrainian leader is checked by medics but 'not seriously hurt' as car smashes into his motorcade leaving the other driver needing hospital treatment

Lot of that going around.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (I2/tG)

43 Whale shark could be a space craft flying through galaxies

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2022 08:03 PM (k8B25)

44 My whiskers vibrate
just sayin'...

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:03 PM (geLO8)

45 29 I was told there would be Purple Martins.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)

Urp. Sorry.
Posted by: Owls at September 14, 2022 07:57 PM (7bRMQ)

Vroom vroom!

Posted by: Aston Martins at September 14, 2022 08:04 PM (i3vkm)

46 I'm in love with the shopping dog.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 14, 2022 08:04 PM (NpAcC)

47 Whale shark could be a space craft flying through galaxies

Chris Claremont came up with that concept for X-Men, alien superwhales the size of an aircraft carrier (or bigger) that fly through space.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2022 08:04 PM (Ivdso)

48
What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (REJkJ)

__________

Any particular subject? Otherwise I'd say Civics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:05 PM (1Nxff)

49 >>Chris Claremont came up with that concept for X-Men, alien superwhales the size of an aircraft carrier (or bigger) that fly through space.


There's a Fantasy Series that features Flying Whales that are used as ersatz Troop Carriers.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2022 08:05 PM (L14qM)

50 The People's Front for Purple Martins cries out for justice. Every mosquito taken out is a victory for mankind.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2022 08:05 PM (Mz1hZ)

51 18 @disclosetv · 20m
NEW - Meteor streaking across southern Scotland and northern England.


Bye, Liz. Safe travels.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2022 08:05 PM (cTCuP)

52 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (1Nxff)

We can haz puppeh pix?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:06 PM (p/nbH)

53 What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (REJkJ)

Their place.

Posted by: The Senior Class at September 14, 2022 08:06 PM (7bRMQ)

54 What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (REJkJ)

Basic statistics, overview of economic theory, personal finance basics, intro logic, civics with Constitution and founding principles heavy focus.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 08:06 PM (yHsuS)

55 >> was told there would be Purple Martins.


'...majesties
of thee I sing'

Posted by: Misheard Lyrics at September 14, 2022 08:06 PM (L14qM)

56 Their place.

Posted by: The Senior Class at September 14, 2022 08:06 PM (7bRMQ)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 08:06 PM (yHsuS)

57 It's a jungle out there!

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:07 PM (jTmQV)

58 There's a Fantasy Series that features Flying Whales that are used as ersatz Troop Carriers.
------------------
But everyone on the 'ship' would be a Jonah!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 14, 2022 08:07 PM (yikp0)

59 You hope for purple martins.
You settle for one penguin.

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2022 08:08 PM (gLRfa)

60 I got to scuba dive in the big tank at the Georgia Aquarium with the Whale Sharks. #2 son was with me, he bumped into a hammerhead. It just swam away. That was fun.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 08:08 PM (sn5EN)

61 Glenn Cook's The Black Company, maybe?

I think that's it.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2022 08:08 PM (L14qM)

62 36 Hadrian, you must have the patience of a Saint. Knew a couple up in Erie who bred, raised and showed cocker spaniels, and they had a way to go doing it. Cocker spaniels seem to have a lot of ailments, and the guy said raising them was like the sheltered workshop of the dog world.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:08 PM (lz5hY)

63 When I was a junior in HS I had already read Brave New World, Animal Farm and 1984.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:09 PM (jTmQV)

64 Here Ben Had;

Purple Martins the Poem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSFApbrN4Yo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 08:09 PM (M+Lyo)

65
Umpire tosses bat away from bat dog, gets booed

https://youtu.be/turjBWHBeOU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:09 PM (pThvq)

66 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 14, 2022 07:54 PM (yikp0)
*****
Good thing it was a Chick-fil-A employee, Starbucks would have fired him.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 14, 2022 08:09 PM (NpAcC)

67 I thought Martians were green.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T) [/i[

Only the Green Martians are green. The Red Martians are red.

Posted by: John Carter at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

68 'Hey, shopping dog! Where's my damn change?'

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (0OP+5)

69 PURPLE MARTINS
By Carl Sandburg

If we were such and so, the same as these,

maybe we too would be slingers and sliders,

tumbling half over in the water mirrors,

tumbling half over at the horse heads of the sun,

tumbling our purple numbers.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

70 Twirl on, you and your satin blue.

Be water birds, be air birds.

Be these purple tumblers you are.

Dip and get away

From loops into slip-knots,

Write your own ciphers and figure eights.

It is your wooded island here in Lincoln Park.

Everybody knows this belongs to you.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

71 I thought Martians were green.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T) [/i[

Only the Green Martians are green. The Red Martians are red.
Posted by: John Carter at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

What about orange purple martins?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:12 PM (4I/2K)

72 Five fat geese

Eat grass on a sod bank

And never count your slinging ciphers,

your sliding figure eights.

A man on a green paint iron bench,

Slouches his feet and sniffs in a book,

And looks at you and your loops and slip-knots,

And looks at you and your sheaths of satin blue,

And slouches again and sniffs in the book,

And mumbles: It is an idle and a doctrinaire exploit.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 08:12 PM (M+Lyo)

73 When I was a junior in HS I had already read Brave New World, Animal Farm and 1984.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:09 PM (jTmQV)

I read them so long ago I had the cuneiform edition.

Posted by: The 5000 Year Old Man at September 14, 2022 08:12 PM (7bRMQ)

74 Go on tumbling half over in the water mirrors.

Go on tumbling half over at the horse heads of the sun.

Be water birds, be air birds.

Be these purple tumblers you are.

The End

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2022 08:12 PM (M+Lyo)

75 First maths and now poetry.

This is what happens when ace goes cruel-lite on us.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2022 08:13 PM (L14qM)

76 I thought Martians were green.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T) [/i[

Only the Green Martians are green. The Red Martians are red.
Posted by: John Carter at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

What about orange purple martins?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:12 PM (4I/2K)

Purple ones are the leaders. Purple Martians Majesty.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 08:13 PM (yHsuS)

77 If you ever want to see fantastic bioluminescence go to Fajardo, Puerto Rico. It's pretty spectacular.

https://tinyurl.com/ydrb4ced

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

78 GOOD NEWS ALERT: Chick-fil-A worker in Fort Walton Beach, Fla. takes down would-be carjacker after he stole keys from a woman with a baby

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1570175018507862016

1-minute video
Posted by: andycanuck

////

Thanks for posting. I say put Chik-Fil-A in charge of the country. They'd have things whipped back into shape in no time

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (SLV5u)

79 Only the Green Martians are green. The Red Martians are red.
Posted by: John Carter at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)
________

Q: So you're a Martian?
A: Yes
Q: Do all of you have green skin?
A: Yep
Q: Do all of you have antennas
A: Absolutely
Q: Do all of you have beanies?
A: Only the Orthodox ones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (1Nxff)

80 What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 14, 2022 08:02 PM (REJkJ)

Financial stuff - budgeting basics, basic principles of investing (dollar cost averaging, ROI), leading up to the actual cost benefir analysis of college vs trade school

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (p/nbH)

81 "What should juniors know?"

How to balance a checkbook. How interest is figured. What the Bill of Rights is and what it says. How to do simple carpentry and repair...both boys and girls. How plants grow. Basic chemistry. Steinbeck. Mozart. Lincoln. Hitler.

You know...real things.



Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (cTCuP)

82
Is the RR strike still set for Friday?
Posted by: vmom


The International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers issued a statement saying that roughly 4,900 of its members turned down the tentative agreement with the National Carriers’ Conference Committee (NCCC) representing railroads, but noted that they would hold off on striking for at least a few weeks while other unions continue their talks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

83 Shopping dog isc helpful but how does he know good produce or not?

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2022 08:15 PM (k8B25)

84 Hatari, beautiful, Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2022 08:15 PM (Mz1hZ)

85 *grins at vmom*

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2022 08:15 PM (cTCuP)

86 Not a boarding party but, iirc, there is/was a 2nd Shore Party BN with the 2NDMARDIV.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 08:16 PM (LsEU/)

87 Shopping dog isc helpful but how does he know good produce or not?
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2022 08:15 PM (k8B25)

He thumps it like everyone does,

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

88 81 Is there any school system where shop classes are still mandatory in Junior/Middle high school?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:16 PM (lz5hY)

89 There's a Fantasy Series that features Flying Whales that are used as ersatz Troop Carriers.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2022 08:05 PM (L14qM)



Interdimensional flying whales

https://youtu.be/Bio38EzIjHY

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

90 Creeper we're doing the horde mind thing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:17 PM (p/nbH)

91 Juniors (boys and girls) should know how to avoid dangerous situations, and how to defend themselves.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2022 08:17 PM (0OP+5)

92 Only the Green Martians are green. The Red Martians are red.

They used the same color scheme for Martians in DC; Martin Manhunter is green, his evil attackers in Waid's excellent Justice League series were red.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2022 08:18 PM (Ivdso)

93 What, in your opinion, should juniors know?
-----
The true history of America.

Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2022 08:18 PM (RxTXB)

94 What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

That it's still the same as downtown.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 14, 2022 08:19 PM (scY5G)

95 >>What, in your opinion, should juniors know?

The ability to think critically.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)

96 90 Creeper we're doing the horde mind thing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:17 PM (p/nbH)


Eerie, ain't it? It's like we're living in each other's pockets.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2022 08:20 PM (cTCuP)

97 86 Tonypete, I think they still have shore party units. I saw a video of Marines and a few were wearing that red tab on their covers. Tough job, directing traffic during a beach assault.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:20 PM (lz5hY)

98 Kari Lake sure is Foxy, Rawwwr.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 08:20 PM (up/3i)

99 "What, in your opinion, should juniors know?"

How to think for themselves.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 08:20 PM (sn5EN)

100 I also carried a Marlin single shot .22lr to school for marksmanship class. No ammo provided until class.
OMG I just made a killer batch of gumbo.
Maybe the best ever.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:21 PM (jTmQV)

101 Steinbeck, Mozart, Lincoln, and Hitler walk into a bar...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 14, 2022 08:22 PM (scY5G)

102 Juniors should know the Algebra to calculate their GPA and what grade they need to earn on their next test / assignment to maintain / reach their GPA target.

Juniors should know the Geometry needed to parallel park.

Juniors should know the History of the four men on Mount Rushmore AND the stone carver who put them there.

Juniors should know the Chemistry behind Di-Hydrogen Monoxide and it's various alternate forms to avoid be taken in by internet pranks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

103 Kari Lake sure is Foxy, Rawwwr.

This election, vote your erection!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 14, 2022 08:23 PM (Bd6X8)

104 Dayum. Love the pic!

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at September 14, 2022 08:23 PM (aoFfE)

105 Tough job, directing traffic during a beach assault.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Always got a kick out of BeachMasters:

Standing there, bellowing - "GET OFF MY BEACH!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 08:24 PM (LsEU/)

106 I agree with the Trivium concept of education used for millennia to extremely fine effect.

The first part is learning facts: 2+2 is 4, bears are omnivores, rain falls from clouds, etc. Basic information. Who, What, Where, When.

The second part is learning logic, the WHY of how things happen. Learning how to take concepts and create a logical argument truth + truth = truth. You learn things like how to argue and how to understand reality.

The third part is applied truth, learning wisdom, or the HOW things happen. You take the two previous parts (facts and logic) and then learn to use them to do new things, create, philosophy, etc.

Teach your children like this and they are hand in hand with Archimedes, Augustine, Aquinas, Galileo, Francis Bacon, and Einstein.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2022 08:24 PM (Ivdso)

107 Juniors should know everything I know but they refuse to listen to me.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 08:24 PM (sn5EN)

108 oh crikey.

Who has the worst governor?
Here in Illinois.
Or California?
Or Michigan?
Or ... ?

The mind, it boggles.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 14, 2022 08:25 PM (aoFfE)

109 Steinbeck, Mozart, Lincoln, and Hitler walk into a bar...
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

. . . and the bartender asks "You guys want three biers?"


"NEIN!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 08:25 PM (LsEU/)

110 oh crikey.

Who has the worst governor?
Here in Illinois.
Or California?
Or Michigan?
Or ... ?

The mind, it boggles.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 14, 2022 08:25 PM (aoFfE)

I'll put our WA idiot doofus up against any of them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 08:27 PM (yHsuS)

111 Anesthesia - Pulling Teeth

Posted by: SonofSamtheButcher at September 14, 2022 08:27 PM (VJBq9)

112 Possum Kingdom

https://youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 08:27 PM (yHsuS)

113 I vote for Pritzker the Hutt, but I'm biased.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 14, 2022 08:27 PM (aoFfE)

114 Has this been posted yet?

deSantis sends two planeloads of illegals to Martha's Vinyard.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ron-desantis-
sends-two-planes-illegal-
immigrants-marthas-vineyard

(remove spaces)

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2022 08:27 PM (cTCuP)

115 There's a competition for worst governor going on and there's a dozen or so fighting hard to win the crown. Its tough to pick one because they are neck and neck. Oregon's governor has to be one of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2022 08:27 PM (Ivdso)

116 Well, off to bed. Gotta get up at 0300. Back to work at the 5 sided nut house tomorrow.

Sandy Patty singing the National Anthem

https://youtu.be/Xrw4EaFpLw0

I shall return at 0300ish. 'night....

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2022 08:28 PM (sAmhv)

117 110

yeah. The competition is viagra stiff on this one.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 14, 2022 08:28 PM (aoFfE)

118 I hope they send 250,000 illegals like Yuma got.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 08:29 PM (sn5EN)

119 Heh. Sarah Huckabee Sanders commercial on. She must have some money she has to burn as nobody even knows who is running against her.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:29 PM (lz5hY)

120 I have safely arrived at an undisclosed location in KS! Many thanks to ScreamingInDigital for letting me and the pets spend the night in her guest room. Really glad to get to meet her. I have some stuff I need to do right away so will be busy tomorrow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 14, 2022 08:29 PM (nQNJR)

121 >oh crikey.

Who has the worst governor?
Here in Illinois.
Or California?
Or Michigan?
Or ... ?


Colorado
communist /sodomite

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:30 PM (geLO8)

122 I have safely arrived at an undisclosed location in KS! Many thanks to ScreamingInDigital for letting me and the pets spend the night in her guest room. Really glad to get to meet her. I have some stuff I need to do right away so will be busy tomorrow.

Glad you made it!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 14, 2022 08:32 PM (Bd6X8)

123 121 Hutchinson (R?) Arkansas but mostly Walmart and Tyson.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

124 Juniors should have read the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and be able to pass the Citizenship Exam on how our government, a constitutional republic, works (in theory, as formed).

Juniors should be familiar with at least three great literary or historical speeches and be able to write a short essay on their context, meaning and significance. Ex. President Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, Shakespeare's St Crispin's Day Speech, Ronald Reagan's A Time For Choosing, Churchill's Fight Them On The Beaches, Patrick Henry's Give Me Liberty ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

125 The FBI had to go to judge to get a warrant to seize Mr. Pillow's phone. I would really like to know what evidence of a crime the FBI presented to a judge.

Did he remove the tags from a pillow prematurely?

Or did the FBI flat out lie to the court like they did when getting FISA warrants?

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 14, 2022 08:33 PM (/qNGG)

126 "deSantis sends two planeloads of illegals to Martha's Vinyard."

That is all kinds of awesome. Bring the problem to the very feet of those who caused it. MV won't have any resources to address such issues, because the MV residents simply don't *have* such issues...

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:34 PM (jTmQV)

127 Colorado
communist /sodomite
Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:30 PM (geLO

California
Narcissist / Running for President.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2022 08:36 PM (oHd/0)

128 >"deSantis sends two planeloads of illegals to Martha's Vinyard."


NOW we'll see how much the rich white Democrats really care for the downtodden, the wretched refuse yearning to breathe free

my guess: they don't, really- just lip service at garden parties

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO8)

129 I swear, when I retire, I'm throwing away my phone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 08:37 PM (up/3i)

130 124 Churchill said "All young men (meaning students) should learn English, then Latin as a matter of course, and Greek as a treat". Learning a language as a treat when you can play some game on your phone is just crazy talk.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:37 PM (lz5hY)

131 Be Ready For A September Stock Market Crash As People Believe That It Is Starting To Happen Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTX2RpdiDEk

Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2022 08:38 PM (9ZOcN)

132 What color is a green purple Martin?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 14, 2022 08:38 PM (u73oe)

133 we beat the japs and landed men on the moon- all without cellphones

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:38 PM (geLO8)

134 Jay Inslee, WA, is pretty awful.

Michelle Lynn Lujan Grisham, NM, is something of a greenie tyrant. I will never forgive her for forcing me to stand in 30 degree weather for a few hours to get into a grocery store during the CV-19 crap.

Posted by: Lost In SpaceJ at September 14, 2022 08:39 PM (/qNGG)

135 The third part is applied truth, learning wisdom, or the HOW things happen. You take the two previous parts (facts and logic) and then learn to use them to do new things, create, philosophy, etc.

Teach your children like this and they are hand in hand with Archimedes, Augustine, Aquinas, Galileo, Francis Bacon, and Einstein.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2022 08:24 PM (Ivdso)

One of my favorite classes... Mr. Fite... Geometry. It was all about proofs, logic, and how you can make a logical proof, even with a false premise.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

136 Who has the worst governor?

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Pennsylvania
Gov Wolf gave the nation the inglorious Dr Levine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:39 PM (p/nbH)

137 Juniors should the Biology of how virus, bacteria, plants, animals, assorted flora and fauna, and humans reproduce, develop, mature, and die. And how to protect themselves from infections and unwanted pregnancies occurring.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

138 deSantis sends two planeloads of illegals to Martha's Vinyard. Posted by: Creeper

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Yes! More, much more, like this this. And faster, too.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 14, 2022 08:40 PM (SLV5u)

139 132 What color is a green purple Martin?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 14, 2022 08:38 PM (u73oe)

There are no Green Purple Martians!

Posted by: Tars Tarkus, Jedek of Thark.... at September 14, 2022 08:40 PM (oHd/0)

140 Wonderful bunch of gorgeous animals mostly being friendly to us humans. I am still amazed at a picture of a person holding a grizzly bear's paw against his chest. The size of it is just !! I had read that a head swipe by a full grown grizzly may take a man's head right off his shoulders but I had found that hard to believe until that picture. Here is a link
https://is.gd/VUlr7H

Posted by: Ciampino - in real life not quite a cuddly, furry animal at September 14, 2022 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

141 136 Yep. Commie fuck shut down the state liquor stores during covid.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:41 PM (lz5hY)

142 129 I swear, when I retire, I'm throwing away my phone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 08:37 PM (up/3i)

Mine sits on my desk... I don't carry it... look at it once or twice a day to make sure family did call or text.

Otherwise? kinda wonder why I still pay for it.

Posted by: Tars Tarkus, Jedek of Thark.... at September 14, 2022 08:42 PM (oHd/0)

143 Just saw Treasury Secretary on the news and she was brilliant............. She said if prices continue to increase then inflation numbers will continue to rise also. We need to do something about this now.

F**King Brilliant........ I would have never figured that out on my own........ Steve Hawkings Clone has been found !!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 14, 2022 08:42 PM (X++p7)

144 "deSantis sends two planeloads of illegals to Martha's Vinyard."
NOW we'll see how much the rich white Democrats really care for the downtodden, the wretched refuse yearning to breathe free
my guess: they don't, really- just lip service at garden parties
Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO

Buffy! I say I say Buffy! I do believe that aeroplane that just landed is full of colored folks. This won't do! Call Barry and Michael and ask them to stop this for heaven's sake!

Posted by: Jerome C. Cransford III, MV's Citizen Of The year at September 14, 2022 08:42 PM (R/m4+)

145 I swear, when I retire, I'm throwing away my phone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

For a number of reasons, I leave mine at home many times (on purpose).

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 08:43 PM (LsEU/)

146 123 121 Hutchinson (R?) Arkansas but mostly Walmart and Tyson.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)


I appreciate Sanders's work as press secretary. Do you think she'd make a good governor?

Posted by: Emmie at September 14, 2022 08:43 PM (6RgRK)

147 Inslee still has emergency powers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 14, 2022 08:43 PM (nQNJR)

148 Juniors should be proficient in reading, speaking and writing the English language

it sounds like a simple thing, but from what I've seen, it isn't

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:43 PM (geLO8)

149 I asked for orca videos.

ace gives orca video.

He is a kind and wonderful tyrant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 14, 2022 08:43 PM (PYw4k)

150 42 129 I swear, when I retire, I'm throwing away my phone.

I did and it is great. I love people staring at their idiot boxes when walking....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 14, 2022 08:43 PM (X++p7)

151 >Buffy! I say I say Buffy! I do believe that aeroplane that just landed is full of colored folks. This won't do! Call Barry and Michael and ask them to stop this for heaven's sake!

Posted by: Jerome C. Cransford III, MV's Citizen Of The year




eggZACKly

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:44 PM (geLO8)

152 Posted by: Ciampino - in real life not quite a cuddly, furry animal at September 14, 2022 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

Me and a few Sword Fighting Peeps still support a Grey Wolf sanctuary... that we can visit.

Amazing friendly creatures.... as long as they are fed.... kinda like... I was going to say inner city youth, but that is untrue... Wolves are not as randomly violent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

153 142 129 My smart phone died and I went to the geezer jitterbug flip phone and somehow I feel liberated. Takes less time to turn off.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

154 Forgot to say "Thank you Ace, for those videos. As usual they are much appreciated."

Posted by: Ciampino - Nature is wonderful. We are part of it. at September 14, 2022 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

155 >>NOW we'll see how much the rich white Democrats really care for the downtodden, the wretched refuse yearning to breathe free

Not just white. Martha's Vineyard is an interesting place. It has one of the oldest black resort communities in the country. The Vineyard is made up of 5 or 6 towns and one of them is Oak Bluffs. It has been a destination for wealthy blacks for many decades. They aren't going to be any more welcoming that rich, white liberals.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 08:47 PM (ZLI7S)

156 You know, a more revealing question might be "What did YOU know when you were a junior?"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 14, 2022 08:48 PM (x61Im)

157
Abbott may be a weakling but at least we in Texas don't have to put up with caudillos like Wolf, Whitmer and Polis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:49 PM (1Nxff)

158 146 I think she will do just fine. Here in Arkansas, there will be a strong conservative legislature backing her. Her father was a good governor, fighting with, at times, a Democrat majority, and I am sure he will be in an advisory capacity. We have just about run out the democrat filth, with a few isolated pockets of resistance.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:49 PM (lz5hY)

159 Speaking of bad governors .... how bout Dewine of Ohio, is it? Saw an old video of him as AG, and yikes! Who was his competition?

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 14, 2022 08:50 PM (SLV5u)

160 9 There seems to be very little manatee representation in the cafe posts. What gives?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2022 07:50 PM (guGkK)
----
man a tee ?
Is there a problem with Women's golf, misogynists?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Nature is wonderful. We are part of it. at September 14, 2022 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

161 156 You know, a more revealing question might be "What did YOU know when you were a junior?"
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 14, 2022 08:48 PM (x61Im)

I didn't know shit... but... I also KNEW I didn't know shit.

I was not trying to fix the world...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2022 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

162 I always imagined Martha's Vinyard as snooty WASPs playing croquet in their white pants and browbeating the help and everybody's named Muffy or Charles and they all talk like Katherine Hepburn

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:52 PM (geLO8)

163 Juniors should start with the Golden Rule

Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2022 08:52 PM (RxTXB)

164 I'll be with Miley and Publius at noon tomorrow. I can't wait..

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2022 08:52 PM (+4oV5)

165 163 Juniors should start with the Golden Rule
Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2022 08:52 PM (RxTXB)

TANSTAAFL.... There aint no such thing as a free lunch.

That is the hardest lesson to teach...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2022 08:53 PM (oHd/0)

166
What color is a green purple Martin?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Simply Red

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2022 08:53 PM (63Dwl)

167 My smart phone largely sits on my desk or in my car.
I have exactly 2 persons I will pick up for if it rings.
Wife and mom. Maybe sister, but she never calls.
It's great.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:54 PM (jTmQV)

168 162 Heh. Had a Sgt Major when I was stationed in DC. He had married into a lot of Philly old money, and used to drive up there every weekend. Said his in laws made that old movie "The Philadelphia Story" seem like a documentary.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 08:55 PM (lz5hY)

169 Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket is the Sperry Topsiders crowd. You know, James Taylor and such.
Arthur Fiedler had a place there but he's long gone.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:55 PM (jTmQV)

170 TANSTAAFL.... There aint no such thing as a free lunch.

That is the hardest lesson to teach...
Posted by: Romeo13

My daughter, head hard as rock, had to have this demonstrated 6-7 times before it sunk in.

Turning off her phone due to lack to payment (to me) seemed to help her 'get it'.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 08:56 PM (LsEU/)

171 >>I always imagined Martha's Vinyard as snooty WASPs playing croquet in their white pants and browbeating the help and everybody's named Muffy or Charles and they all talk like Katherine Hepburn

Part of it is. But part of it is Quint.

It's an island, they can't just bus in the help they have to live there too. And somebody has to do all the work. For years all the islands have been bringing in international kids to work a lot of the tourist jobs because the local kids either won't do them or there aren't enough of them. But in the winter those jobs don't exist.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

172 Another thing HS kids need to learn - how to spot, analyze, and counter propaganda

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2022 08:57 PM (p/nbH)

173 Be Ready For A September Stock Market Crash As People Believe That It Is Starting To Happen Again

*

September 24, maybe.

Some German official apparently said everyone would remember where they were on that day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 08:58 PM (XQRb/)

174 Speaking of bad governors .... how bout Dewine of Ohio, is it?

Gov. Coof. Don't get me started on that gnome bastid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 14, 2022 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

175 My smart phone largely sits on my desk or in my car.
I have exactly 2 persons I will pick up for if it rings.
Wife and mom. Maybe sister, but she never calls.
It's great.
Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:54 PM (jTmQV)

Mine is in my front pocket. I wear baggy pants just for that reason. My watch will tell me who is calling or texting. if it's important, I will answer, or if driving, pull over to return the call. But, that is reserved for a very few: wife, sons, Mom.

everyone else can write me a letter and drop it in a mialbox.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 14, 2022 08:59 PM (x8Wzq)

176 Above all else- juniors need to learn the riddle of steel

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 08:59 PM (geLO8)

177 When I was a junior I knew enough to realize the people scoring the AP History exam would be boomers (no offense, just the truth) and that if I chose to write my essay on puffy 1960's culture I would definitely pass. Thank you boomer essay readers everywhere!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 14, 2022 08:59 PM (ftFVW)

178
I always imagined Martha's Vinyard as snooty WASPs playing croquet in their white pants and browbeating the help

________

Might be wrong, but true old money doesn't browbeat the help. That's for the nouveau.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 08:59 PM (1Nxff)

179 "...how to spot, analyze, and counter propaganda"

How not to be just another credulous idiot.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:59 PM (jTmQV)

180 I've become legend.

Posted by: Some German Politician at September 14, 2022 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

181 Anyone mentioned NC's Roy Cooper yet? He's a snake in the grass, and the perfect representative of the locusts that have ruined this once nice state.

Not to mention he somehow remained governor in 2020 while the people of NC voted for a black Republican Lt. Governor, and it was exactly like Biden's win. Losing, losing, losing, 2am take a break, oh look, Cooper is winning at 6am.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:00 PM (XQRb/)

182 also: the poetry of Kitai, and the philosophy of Sung

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 09:00 PM (geLO8)

183 Had a Sgt Major when I was stationed in DC. He had married into a lot of Philly old money, and used to drive up there every weekend. Said his in laws made that old movie "The Philadelphia Story" seem like a documentary.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I love that Sister Katharine Drexel took a shit ton of her own money and did good works with it. Probably pissed off her family to no end.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 09:01 PM (LsEU/)

184 Notsothoreau

Hiya !

Done moving ?

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2022 09:01 PM (T4tVD)

185 Not to mention he somehow remained governor in 2020 while the people of NC voted for a black Republican Lt. Governor

*

Sorry, I wrote that wrong.

"Not to mention he somehow remained governor in 2020 while the people of NC simultaneously elected a black Republican Lt. Governor

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:03 PM (XQRb/)

186 My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.
Fucking blow me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:04 PM (jTmQV)

187 Don't Change

https://youtu.be/sLm3Khusq_8

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:04 PM (yHsuS)

188 >My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.


by what metric?

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 09:04 PM (geLO8)

189 "by what metric?"
How often I use it. How many steps I take when I have it on me, which is not much. How often I check their news feed, which sucks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:06 PM (jTmQV)

190
My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.

by what metric?
Posted by: DB


ESG score

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2022 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

191 In summation, Juniors need to know what is best in life.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at September 14, 2022 09:06 PM (4I/2K)

192 >My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.


by what metric?

Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 09:04 PM (geLO

Change your timezone to the Netherlands. They don't do much there.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:06 PM (yHsuS)

193 My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.
-

by what metric?

*

"You have only viewed 54% of advertising compared to peers in your age and economic group."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:06 PM (XQRb/)

194 "You have only viewed 54% of advertising compared to peers in your age and economic group."

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How often I check their news feed, which sucks.

*

HOLY CRAP

I was joking

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:06 PM (XQRb/)

195 Anyone mentioned NC's Roy Cooper yet? He's a snake in the grass, and the perfect representative of the locusts that have ruined this once nice state.
-------

You're welcome.

Posted by: Durham County at September 14, 2022 09:07 PM (XBf3S)

196 willowed:

Heard Jay Leno and Larry Ellis bought out on mansion row in Newport recently...saw Ellis' piece of shit just this summer on a visit - be a shame if their properties got "occupied."
Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:05 PM (+Cgut)

Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:08 PM (+Cgut)

197 if I chose to write my essay on puffy 1960's culture I would definitely pass.

Having made that choice, you now distrust
(1) boomers, and/or
(2) the entire educational establishment

but would never cop to being shallow or self-serving. I'm sure you were just a victim. Moral compromises are funny and cute when we do them.
There has to be somebody you can blame that on.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 14, 2022 09:08 PM (x61Im)

198 I was on a project in NC during the 2020 election. No way that dumbfuck Cooper won.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2022 09:08 PM (Oa1Nr)

199 You're welcome.
Posted by: Durham County

*

It's comical to look at voting maps of the state and be able to clearly trace the interstates and Raleigh/Durham area.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:09 PM (XQRb/)

200 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 14, 2022 09:08 PM (x61Im)

You seem nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:09 PM (yHsuS)

201 My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.
=====

It monitors your bathroom time?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2022 09:09 PM (XBf3S)

202 I was thinking about getting an Apple Watch so it could tell me what will happen next when I finally have a heart attack.
But, screw that...

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:10 PM (jTmQV)

203 My smart phone gives me a report on how "productive" I have been in the last week, day, etc.


by what metric?
Posted by: DB at September 14, 2022 09:04 PM (geLO

Heh. Kind of a wide range.

My boss: Got up at 0400 and killed my heavy bag, did a dozen burpees, fed the dogs, got to the office at 0600 so I can get shit done before clients start calling.

Me: Roll out of bed around 0830. Reluctantly. Feed cat. Shower. Remember that I need to gas up the truck. And I have nothing for lunch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 14, 2022 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

204 notsothoreau, so glad you and the critters made it safely and I hope you all love your new place! And I'm very happy I got to meet you!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 14, 2022 09:11 PM (pkAcY)

205 I was thinking about getting an Apple Watch so it could tell me what will happen next when I finally have a heart attack.
But, screw that...

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:10 PM (jTmQV)

Apple Watch: Bif Bewalski called dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:11 PM (yHsuS)

206 My Jitterbug phone notifies the coroner after periods of inactivity.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 09:11 PM (lz5hY)

207 I think Cooper wanted to backfill every swimming pool in the state during covid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2022 09:11 PM (Oa1Nr)

208 "It monitors your bathroom time?"
For that you need one those high end Japanese toilets which will analyze all your excreta for glucose, viruses, occult blood, etc. Send it over to your printer for a report.
And then shoot a pleasant 72F water squirt into your gentles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:12 PM (jTmQV)

209 {{{ screaming in digital }}}

You are good people. Thanks for helping out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 14, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

210 I was thinking about getting an Apple Watch so it could tell me what will happen next when I finally have a heart attack.
*

My son has an eight or so year old buddy who has some pretty serious heart issues, and the little guy wears an Apple watch and I think carries a phone at all times. The watch and phone work together and will contact his pediatric cardiologist automatically when unusual stuff happens so the doctor can contact grown ups to get the kid to a hospital.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:12 PM (XQRb/)

211 My Jitterbug phone notifies the coroner after periods of inactivity.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

"Did I hurt you Honey?"

'No, why?'

"You moved!"

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at September 14, 2022 09:13 PM (LsEU/)

212 Well I started watching a movie tonight and about 30 minutes in realized I'd seen it before.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

213 Well I started watching a movie tonight and about 30 minutes in realized I'd seen it before.
Posted by: jewells45

*

Get old enough and you can enjoy the same movies over and over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:14 PM (XQRb/)

214 >>Heard Jay Leno and Larry Ellis bought out on mansion row in Newport recently...saw Ellis' piece of shit just this summer on a visit - be a shame if their properties got "occupied."

Ellison has been here for years. He's a sailor. Also kind of a dick.

Leno is more recent but he seems to be a pretty good guy. He's a car guy and does some vintage car stuff with wealthy local car guys who do shows. He's very down to earth and will talk with anyone. His house is pretty spectacular.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

215 I don't give a fk about Leno after he had Biden on his show. F'em. Lantern jawed freak.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 09:17 PM (sn5EN)

216 I think it was Don Pardo that called Leno that.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 09:18 PM (sn5EN)

217 Get old enough and you can enjoy the same movies over and over.

This is true. Scary that it took me 30 minutes!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:18 PM (nxdel)

218 School bathroom beatings at Texas school.

Please do not notice what you are not supposed to notice. It is a thought crime.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfkx8fn

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 14, 2022 09:19 PM (PYw4k)

219 Well I started watching a movie tonight and about 30 minutes in realized I'd seen it before.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)


Heh. What movie was it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2022 09:19 PM (gR7OT)

220 Evening.
=============
Here's a question, What is Metallica's Best Instrumental?

1. The Call Of Ktulu.
2. Orion.
3. To Live Is To Die.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2022 07:51 PM (up/3i)

Orion. Not only is it their best instrumental, it is the culmination of 2,000 years of Western...no, it is the culmination of 10,000 of *human* civilization.

Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2022 09:19 PM (iWwgK)

221 Well I started watching a movie reading a thread tonight and about 30 minutes in realized I'd seenread it before.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2022 09:19 PM (EZebt)

222 215 I don't give a fk about Leno after he had Biden on his show. F'em. Lantern jawed freak.
Posted by: fd a
----------------------

If the president called you up on the telephone and said he wanted to visit your business you would tell him to
f-off?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:20 PM (8ufRF)

223 No, it was Phil Hartman doing Ed McMahon on SNL.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 09:20 PM (sn5EN)

224 I don't give a fk about Leno after he had Biden on his show. F'em. Lantern jawed freak.

He's also had GWB on. I don't think Trump drives outside of that wild story about him grabbing the wheel.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2022 09:21 PM (zm+d5)

225 Getting rid of your stuff before you croak is a real concern. In my case, no one wants it.
I could fill a small meteor crater with all the stuff I have that no one wants but me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:21 PM (jTmQV)

226 If the president called you up on the telephone and said he wanted to visit your business you would tell him to
f-off?

*

Listen, you either let me visit or you go to jail. Your choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:21 PM (XQRb/)

227 222 215 I don't give a fk about Leno after he had Biden on his show. F'em. Lantern jawed freak.
Posted by: fd a
----------------------

If the president called you up on the telephone and said he wanted to visit your business you would tell him to
f-off?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:20 PM (8ufRF)

Maybe the sloppy blowjob was the last straw?

Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2022 09:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

228 "If the president called you up on the telephone and said he wanted to visit your business you would tell him to
f-off?"

Are you kidding? With relish!

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 09:22 PM (sn5EN)

229 FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2022 09:19 PM (EZebt)
============

Sometimes after refresh lands upstream and I'll read to the spot I started. WTF?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:22 PM (8ufRF)

230 but would never cop to being shallow or self-serving. I'm sure you were just a victim. Moral compromises are funny and cute when we do them.
There has to be somebody you can blame that on.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Definitely self serving. Saved some money on college classes.

Definitely don't trust the educational system, while each person is an individual so I really have nothing against anyone for being part of a specific generation.

I count myself quite lucky to have had a phenomenal history teacher in high school who was sane and conservative, but mostly didn't bring his personal politics into the lessons. He (and those fabulous boomer essay graders) saved me from being subjected to American history ala Zinn at college.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 14, 2022 09:24 PM (ftFVW)

231 212 Well I started watching a movie tonight and about 30 minutes in realized I'd seen it before.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

I've done that. Think it took 45 min to realize I'd seen the film 4 months ago. I took it as a sign of just how memorable the film was.

Posted by: Bete at September 14, 2022 09:24 PM (Tlfom)

232 If the president called you up on the telephone and said he wanted to visit your business you would tell him to f-off?

The opportunity to ask him if Corn Pop really is a bad dude would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2022 09:24 PM (zm+d5)

233 Jordan61..i don't remember. lmao.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)

234 If the president called you up on the telephone and said he wanted to visit your business you would tell him to
f-off?


Barky or FJB? Without reservation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 14, 2022 09:26 PM (Xrfse)

235 He's also had GWB on. I don't think Trump drives outside of that wild story about him grabbing the wheel.
Posted by: Ian S.
--------------------

Not a car guy, not a dog guy, not a boat guy.
Bet he's not an airplane guy except for their utility.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:26 PM (8ufRF)

236 Leno is more recent but he seems to be a pretty good guy. He's a car guy and does some vintage car stuff with wealthy local car guys who do shows. He's very down to earth and will talk with anyone. His house is pretty spectacular.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

Saw Ellis' renovations - bad. The look from the road was...hideous.

Look, Newport is not what it was when I went to OCS there in the early 80's, I get it. But the build up by the port with all the hideous block condos destroyed the views of a lot fo folks up on the hill, and Ellis' place ain't exactly the Marble House, can we admit that, okay? And Leno? Good luck in a town where he's going to get sucked into renovations downtown look to destroy any idea of "exclusivity" which is what he recently suggested was his whole reason for buying into the area.

Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:26 PM (+Cgut)

237 No. I am not cutting Leno any slack. I love cars, and Leno has lots of cool cars, but he's on my shitlist forever for associating with that going asshole biden.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 09:27 PM (sn5EN)

238 But you just said that you would if requested.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:29 PM (8ufRF)

239 I am done moving. Just waiting for my stuff to catch up with me. Place needs work so I will have a lot to do in my spare time. I own it outright and don't much care what happens to it when I'm gone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 14, 2022 09:30 PM (nQNJR)

240 School bathroom beatings at Texas school.

Please do not notice what you are not supposed to notice. It is a thought crime.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfkx8fn
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Good grief. What kind of animals are people raising? I cried watching those videos.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 14, 2022 09:30 PM (SLV5u)

241 >>He's also had GWB on. I don't think Trump drives outside of that wild story about him grabbing the wheel.

Leno is talk show host. He has everybody on his show. I have no idea what his politics are cause he jokes about everyone.

He also has a garage full of CO2 emitting awesome cars some he even gives to veterans to thank them for their service. I might not agree with all his politics if I actually knew what they are but he seems like a pretty good person.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

242 *adjusts rabbit ears*
*yells at designated son to adjust rabbit ears*
*sags in chair, knowing this thread is dead*

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 14, 2022 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

243 Jordan 61 I remembered it was called The Lost Husband. It was okay.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:32 PM (nxdel)

244 I've had it happen a couple of times where my husband will insist we've seen some movie but it turns out it was something he watched underway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2022 09:32 PM (gR7OT)

245 I think that the greatest joy a citizen could have is a call from the President, asking to visit, and being able to say "I'll have to get back with you. Click". Any President, except PDT.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 09:32 PM (lz5hY)

246 82
Is the RR strike still set for Friday?
Posted by: vmom

The International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers issued a statement saying that roughly 4,900 of its members turned down the tentative agreement with the National Carriers’ Conference Committee (NCCC) representing railroads, but noted that they would hold off on striking for at least a few weeks while other unions continue their talks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2022 08:14 PM (63Dwl)
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Why are they negotiating with a biased spaceship?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Enterprising at September 14, 2022 09:32 PM (qfLjt)

247 School bathroom beatings at Texas school.

These are the kinds of headlines that get my attention. Not because they are shocking. But because they've always been common-place.

Where I grew up, white trash, public, bath-rooms were the place you often had to fight. And it was stereo-typical. You had the jacket wearing jocks that wanted to pick on somebody. You had the concert wearing hoods that also wanted to fight.

Now, catch a ball player after school, and hit him with a brick good enough to take out a chunk because he beat your ass in the bath-room ? Now THAT would get the Administration's attention. But it's always been this way.

Does it bother people now because the beatings are from different demos on different demos ? Or just because its more out in the open ?

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:33 PM (4ybYD)

248 Leno is talk show host. He has everybody on his show. I have no idea what his politics are cause he jokes about everyone.

He's also pretty much the only guy on network TV who did jokes about Democrats after 2004.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2022 09:34 PM (zm+d5)

249 The denizens of Marthas Vineyard will have lots of illegal help to choose from. Baby sitters, landscapers housekeeping. Not to mention direct shipping from the cocaine cartels for their summer parties.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2022 09:34 PM (b7K/r)

250 Well I started watching a movie tonight and about 30 minutes in realized I'd seen it before.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:13 PM (nxdel)

Heh. What movie was it?
Posted by: Jordan61

A Night to Remember.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 09:35 PM (LsEU/)

251 Good grief. What kind of animals are people raising? I cried watching those videos.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 14, 2022 09:30 PM (SLV5u)


Crying is a natural reaction.

My soul darkened one shade. All I could think was "were that my child" and then terrible thoughts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 14, 2022 09:35 PM (PYw4k)

252 Or just because its more out in the open ?

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:33 PM (4ybYD)

I'll admit that given perspective, it is probably this.

Still, go after my kid like this, you'd better have your affairs in order.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:35 PM (yHsuS)

253 A Night to Remember.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2022 09:35 PM (LsEU/)

She already said. The Pursuit of Happyness.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:36 PM (yHsuS)

254 He also has a garage full of CO2 emitting awesome cars some he even gives to veterans to thank them for their service. I might not agree with all his politics if I actually knew what they are but he seems like a pretty good person.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm sure he's the salt of the earth...we get it. But Newport isn't the quaint sailboat "exclusive" town it once was and the presence of a "car" guy from Hollywood is proof of that. I lived there and been there many times, its not the same thing that Leno on others are trying to sell - its a high end West Side of Manhattan without the crime - yet...not some sailing venue that is listed on real sailors "to do" list like those on the Audi Tour or some such.

Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:37 PM (+Cgut)

255 "I have spoken with the District Attorney’s office and the Superintendent. There is a simple solution to this particular problem and it needs to be implemented. You place adult monitors at the door of the rest rooms."

*

They want to hire adults to stand at the door of the restrooms for $25/hour and full teachers benefits instead of kicking the known troublemakers out of school.

Government, ladies and gentlemen. Possibly also Science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:39 PM (XQRb/)

256 Leno is a very cool guy. Like when he got let go from his gig he said "Show business is always like this. They pay you this huge pile of money and one day it all ends and you say boo-hoo, but then you remember you have this huge pile of money".

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 09:39 PM (jTmQV)

257 67 I thought Martians were green.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T) [/i[

Only the Green Martians are green. The Red Martians are red.

Posted by: John Carter at September 14, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)
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To get green the red Martians have to have visited the Moon and eaten the green cheese. The green mold then goes to the skin and turns it green. So Green Martians are actually moldy and should be discarded after 2 days, when unrefrigerated.

Posted by: Ciampino - does it matter what type of wood it is? from the book Gorgon by Emile ZOLA at September 14, 2022 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

258 Mike Lindell needs to diversify his offerings and branch out into My Woodchippers. Jus' sayin...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 14, 2022 09:39 PM (iLg+j)

259 They want to hire adults to stand at the door of the restrooms for $25/hour and full teachers benefits instead of kicking the known troublemakers out of school.

Government, ladies and gentlemen. Possibly also Science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom

If this whole Sec of Trans doesn't work out I know where I'm headed next!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 14, 2022 09:40 PM (ftFVW)

260 You know what I really like about Arkansas? Nobody from Hollywood wants to move here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 14, 2022 09:40 PM (lz5hY)

261 ACE!
I feel like Mr. White in Reservoir Dogs.
God damn you, Joe [Ace]. Don't make me do this.
Re: Reagan in Captain America.
The Viper poisoned the Washington DC water supply with an agent that turned humans into snake people.
Steve Rogers (as “The Captain”,
As he had had his Captain America identity stripped from him) fought Snake Man President Reagan, but Reagan was never the head of the Serpent Society, or implied to be so.
Mark Gruenwald was a smart & fair writer who had respect for Reagan. Plenty of Marvel writers didn’t.

God damn you, Joe [Ace].

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at September 14, 2022 09:40 PM (n5SXK)

262 Termites

I had termites. There are two types of termiticides, repellent and non-repellent. The repellent also forms a barrier that they will not cross (they can smell it) if there is a breach in the barrier, ruh roh.

The non-repellent does not smell therefore any termite that touches it, it takes thirty days, will take it back to the nest and share.

I had much better success with non-repellent.
Also those baits that you can plant around the house are worth the money.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:40 PM (8ufRF)

263 Also:

If Obama had a son.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:41 PM (XQRb/)

264 I own it outright...

Posted by: Notsothoreau

*

Congrats and cheers. That's a great feeling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:42 PM (XQRb/)

265 Look, Newport is not what it was when I went to OCS there in the early 80's, I get it. But the build up by the port with all the hideous block condos destroyed the views of a lot fo folks up on the hill, and Ellis' place ain't exactly the Marble House, can we admit that, okay? And Leno? Good luck in a town where he's going to get sucked into renovations downtown look to destroy any idea of "exclusivity" which is what he recently suggested was his whole reason for buying into the area.

It's definitely not what it was in the 80s. 1980s or 1880s. 1680s for that matter. For better and worse.

Couldn't agree with you more about the build up in the port but let's not pretend the port was some Shangri La in the 1980s either. The city has gone through multiple iterations throughout it's history and it's gotten to crowded and touristy for me which is why I moved across the bay.

Ellison is dick with zero taste. He's also an ass who teased the city with bringing the America's Cup back to Newport and the blue balled us. Did I mention he's a classless dick?

But Leno seems like a decent person. Kind of silly to compare him to Ellison. Leno grew up in MA and so far seems ok here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

266 How to think for themselves.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2022 08:20 PM (sn5EN)

There it is.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2022 09:43 PM (BXxcV)

267 Still, go after my kid like this, you'd better have your affairs in order.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:35 PM (yHsuS)


Then you don't want to know what has went on in every bathroom, bus, gym, and any other grouping of kids - public or private - since at least the 1960s. This really is how it works, for some kids.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:43 PM (4ybYD)

268 Texas school beating. That piece of shit punk needs to be *types, deletes*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 14, 2022 09:43 PM (iLg+j)

269 Holy Fuck. Heard Banging on the door. FIRE DEPT. They had the wrong street. I'm still shaking.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2022 09:45 PM (6/K6X)

270 255
Government, ladies and gentlemen. Possibly also Science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:39 PM (XQRb/)
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it should be "The Science".

Posted by: Ciampino - from the book Gorgon by Emile ZOLA at September 14, 2022 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

271 Then you don't want to know what has went on in every bathroom, bus, gym, and any other grouping of kids - public or private - since at least the 1960s. This really is how it works, for some kids.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:43 PM (4ybYD)

Spare me the lectures.

Posted by: flounder at September 14, 2022 09:46 PM (yHsuS)

272 But Leno seems like a decent person. Kind of silly to compare him to Ellison. Leno grew up in MA and so far seems ok here.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

I like Leno - he's going to be a better, more responsible addition to the town. But I hate what they've done down by the wharf - I get it, they're bringing in $$ from rich people who can't buy into the Hamptons or Cape Cod - but Jesus, it's a visual wreck. I talked to some old townies while I was there, they are sick to themselves.

Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:47 PM (+Cgut)

273 Tomorrow Sept 15th is the anniversary for Adler Tag, the pivotal day in the Battle of Britain that decided if Britain would survive the Nazi aerial onslaught.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2022 09:47 PM (JjjGg)

274 Holy Fuck. Heard Banging on the door. FIRE DEPT. They had the wrong street. I'm still shaking.
Posted by: Infidel

A month or so ago my door bell was messed up and kept going off on its own at random in the middle of the night one night. Could hardly sleep after that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 14, 2022 09:47 PM (ftFVW)

275 Worse, what information we were sent indicated that Delilah is not Ruthie's mother, so there may be a mistranscription of the lab results.

AKC: Always Keep Copies
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2022 07:52 PM (1Nxff)

Maybe it's not yours, said the blonde to her knocked-up daughter.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 14, 2022 09:48 PM (zQ7kq)

276 Spare me the lectures.

Posted by: flounder at September 14, 2022 09:46 PM (yHsuS)


Spare yourself. Scroll past. Doesn't make anything any different.

School is brutal, for certain folks. School is also the highlight, for certain folks. You couldn't pay me enough to go back to high school. Others still wear their high school jacket. Tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:49 PM (4ybYD)

277 They did a check before closing and dod not find any live termites. I may set up those outside baits but really need to get the drainage routed away from the house.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 14, 2022 09:50 PM (nQNJR)

278 As far as Newport is concerned - at least the old Pelham Bar is still there! Nothing else is the same, even the set up at the bar is different - but it felt like old times, just for a moment.

Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:52 PM (+Cgut)

279 The legal term is 'felony assault'

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2022 09:52 PM (EZebt)

280 >>I like Leno - he's going to be a better, more responsible addition to the town. But I hate what they've done down by the wharf - I get it, they're bringing in $$ from rich people who can't buy into the Hamptons or Cape Cod - but Jesus, it's a visual wreck. I talked to some old townies while I was there, they are sick to themselves.

My best friends, who have been here since their teens, are selling their business and moving to the Keys. We call him the honorary mayor of Newport cause he knows everyone and he knows everyone.

We've been playing in that port for 40 years and we are all disappointed with the changes but that's what happens with "progress". Some of the old haunts are still there but honestly we don't go as much and mostly off season. But the ocean is still there and that hasn't changed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

281 Damn Infidel!!! That's scary!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 14, 2022 09:53 PM (nxdel)

282 258 Mike Lindell needs to diversify his offerings and branch out into My Woodchippers. Jus' sayin...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 14, 2022 09:39 PM (iLg+j)
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Partner up with him and do
Woodchippers & Backhoes R Us.
(discounts available for feeb, doj, dems customs)

Posted by: customised jobs are welcome at September 14, 2022 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

283 School is brutal, for certain folks.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:49 PM (4ybYD)

Wow! Like, for real? I had no idea. Thanks for the insight.

Posted by: flounder at September 14, 2022 09:56 PM (yHsuS)

284 There's an interesting comment on the fight link that I'd never considered: Black culture has no concept or promotion of chivalry, so there is no ingrained notion of "don't" or "stop" or "enough," which leads to this being fairly normal and unsurprising. (And it is if you're honest, because society and the news turning a blind eye to pretend it doesn't happen is joked about constantly - "be on the lookout for a man")

I'm not sure I subscribe to it, but it's an interesting hypothesis.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 09:56 PM (XQRb/)

285 Glad your termite problem is resolved.
Drove me nuts for a while.
And they will come back.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 09:56 PM (8ufRF)

286 This is really something else - I get it, some of you are "shocked" at that video.

But none of you saw a kid just get his ass pummeled from pillar to post, back in the day ? Never saw kids bullied ? All the shit on TV specials was just some shit you saw on the three channels, because there wasn't a routinely predatory bunch going around fucking with everybody else from the time you got on the bus until you got back off ?

I'd say I would have loved to grow up in your Norman Rockwell neighborhoods. But I don't believe it. Some of you, I could name a couple names, were very sheltered, and are now very selective, to make sure they don't see ugly shit.

A whole bunch more of you just pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:57 PM (4ybYD)

287 School, especially H.S., was pretty much "null" for me. Only formal activities I partook, were one mandatory pep rally (which I greatly resented), and Senior Prom.

Otherwise, I was off campus by 1pm daily, and off to work to earn the needful dollar, doing my part to keep the household afloat.

No time or money for this or that club, sports, social activities and etc. Hell, I signed up for the USAF on Delayed Enlistment in my Jr. year. Had to do my best to line up the ducks for making a living.

But if there's gonna be an AoS "Letter" jacket, I think we need to get Berserker to work the design.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2022 09:57 PM (e6UQI)

288 Some of the old haunts are still there but honestly we don't go as much and mostly off season. But the ocean is still there and that hasn't changed.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Pelham is still there! And some of the old haunts outside of town by the beach area - its just the wharf area that has become a a complete zoo, and its sad because that was Newport when I was there...I used to walk those streets with my eyes closed - now it's crazy town down there.

Posted by: Boswell at September 14, 2022 09:57 PM (+Cgut)

289 A whole bunch more of you just pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:57 PM (4ybYD)

That cross must be getting heavy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 14, 2022 09:58 PM (yHsuS)

290

Hey, you dropped your paddle back there...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Otter at September 14, 2022 10:00 PM (7DYli)

291 Juniors should the Biology of how virus, bacteria, plants, animals, assorted flora and fauna, and humans reproduce, develop, mature, and die. And how to protect themselves from infections and unwanted pregnancies occurring.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

They should also learn the carbon cycle, and why CO2 is not pollution, but a necessary component of the atmosphere in order for life to continue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2022 10:00 PM (Ol/i7)

292 >>Pelham is still there! And some of the old haunts outside of town by the beach area - its just the wharf area that has become a a complete zoo, and its sad because that was Newport when I was there...I used to walk those streets with my eyes closed - now it's crazy town down there.

Hee. The friends I mentioned lived on Pelham Street about 4 houses up. We used to sit on the porch after bar night and goof on the drunks stumbling home.

If you ever come back this way let me know.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2022 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)

293 Black culture has no concept or promotion of chivalry, so there is no ingrained notion of "don't" or "stop" or "enough," which leads to this being fairly normal and unsurprising.

There is no concept of "chivalry" when it comes to a bigger kid fucking up a smaller kid in anything earlier than your twenties. There is no concept of mercy. That's not just black culture. That's all cultures.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:01 PM (4ybYD)

294 >>> so there is no ingrained notion of "don't" or "stop" or "enough,"
------------------

High probability that many of the males are partially brain damaged by high school graduation.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 14, 2022 10:02 PM (8ufRF)

295 It's all cultures.

13-56.

Keep telling yourself that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 14, 2022 10:04 PM (PYw4k)

296 ONT nood

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 14, 2022 10:04 PM (cupoy)

297 181
'oh look, Cooper is winning at 6am.'

Man. I hate the democrats. Their cheating alone keeps my spite evergreen.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 14, 2022 10:05 PM (roH4R)

298 That cross must be getting heavy.

Man, it really, really sticks in the craw, around here, to ever contemplate that maybe childhood wasn't as neat and tidy as some consider it.

OK - your way. That beat down is new. Never happened back in your day. Sure as shit never occurred on a regular basis.

School every day was just cool.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:06 PM (4ybYD)

299 Tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 09:49 PM (4ybYD)


Your world is spanned by your own imagination and self image.

I pity you for being in a cell, so small, so clearly made to imprison yourself

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2022 10:07 PM (xhaym)

300 73 When I was a junior in HS I had already read Brave New World, Animal Farm and 1984.

Posted by: gourmand du jour is down to the Ritz crackers at September 14, 2022 08:09 PM (jTmQV)

I read them so long ago I had the cuneiform edition.

Posted by: The 5000 Year Old Man at September 14, 2022 08:12 PM (7bRMQ)
----
That sounds like the porn edition.
Did you have them bound in Gneiss or Schist ?

Posted by: it was the pictorial edition at September 14, 2022 10:15 PM (qfLjt)

301 Your world is spanned by your own imagination and self image.

I honestly don't know - and this is quite serious - what exactly , the louder folks here base their world views on. Its no reality I've ever lived in.

And even the wealthier places I've worked in. They are not as Norman Rockwell as some here insist life is. Yet, even in that pretty High School that they drive past ? Some kid is getting his ass kicked, hard, including head bouncing on the floor, every damn day. Because kids are savage. And they are encouraged to be so. Its been that way for - let me check my watch - oh, yeah. At least the forty years since I wasn't in Elementary School.

Where some kids were also encouraged to be savage.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:16 PM (4ybYD)

302 268
Maybe I can help.
Punk needs to be in jail. And if the criminal justice drops the ball, dealt with privately

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 14, 2022 10:17 PM (roH4R)

303 There is no concept of "chivalry" when it comes to a bigger kid fucking up a smaller kid in anything earlier than your twenties. There is no concept of mercy. That's not just black culture. That's all cultures.
Posted by: Matchless

*

Maybe. Except, as you noted, it's taught in some cultures.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 14, 2022 10:20 PM (XQRb/)

304 301
You seem to have trouble calling what happened in that video despicable or even bad.

That tells me all I need to know about you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 14, 2022 10:22 PM (roH4R)

305 OK - your way. That beat down is new. Never happened back in your day. Sure as shit never occurred on a regular basis.

School every day was just cool.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:06 PM (4ybYD)

Slayed that strawman with aplomb. Bravo.

Posted by: flounder at September 14, 2022 10:22 PM (yHsuS)

306 Maybe. Except, as you noted, it's taught in some cultures.

Then show me the culture. Its not taught in MidWestern culture or SouthEast Culture. Because, early on, the worst thing you can do is give one of those kids - who are already bigger - a Varsity Jacket.

Show me the culture, in that school age, where it isn't Lord of the Flies. It was not, and still is not, here. And has never been.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:24 PM (4ybYD)

307 You seem to have trouble calling what happened in that video despicable or even bad. That tells me all I need to know about you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 14, 2022 10:22 PM (roH4R)


What happened in that video is typical. Its not unusual. And its not new.

I graduated in '90. Anybody that considered that video shocking ? Well, except for the ability to see a video on a monitor like this thirty years later. Not exactly revolutionary.

Tells me all I need to know about you.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:27 PM (4ybYD)

308 You know, this is a microcosm of every damn discussion here. The scene is ugly, kid beating the shit out of kid. Yet, there will be no tolerance ... absolutely none ... of the idea that this isn't anything new.

Fuck Me. This place makes me feel old sometimes. Yet not so old that I ever lived in this Norman Rockwell America I keep hearing about. I grew up in the shitty one, I guess.

Which makes me wonder exactly how old, or full of shit, are some of you.

Posted by: Matchless at September 14, 2022 10:33 PM (4ybYD)

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