Mid-Morning Art Thread

Portrait Of A Lady Of The Court
Lavinia Fontana

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Yeah, but which court?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

3 Painting of RBF. Interesting concept.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 That's a lady?

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 16, 2022 09:31 AM (SXL+J)

5 Alternate title: Lady with Manface

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 This lady does not approve of your falderal.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 09:31 AM (UqnOO)

7 Belongs in Witch Court

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2022 09:31 AM (J+nFa)

8 Oh, she's disappointed in us.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

9 Is that dog doing something to her leg?

Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (0jZnq)

10 Looks like that weird step daughter that Kamala has. The on e that looks like Weird Al.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (UuD2k)

11 Please stop calling me Giraffe Neck, Your Majesty! The other ladies tease me about my neck all day long!

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (AMIL/)

12 That looks really uncomfortable. I hope it was worth it.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (VQp/A)

13 Why is there a stuffed dog in the court?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Agnes Moorehead.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (F7bjs)

15 How long until she can take the cone off?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (SCagy)

16 ...Lookin for a soul to steal.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (J+nFa)

17 She looks fun.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (VJsqe)

18 Little doggie: "Hey Lady, how about feeding me?"

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (88xKn)

19 Another Ginger.

Maybe she is related to QEI?

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (haWye)

20 That looks really uncomfortable. I hope it was worth it.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (VQp/A)

Twenty pounds, same as in town.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)

21 WTF kinda devil dog hound is at the bottom?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

22 The broomstick is rammed completely up her ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (Oa1Nr)

23 2 Yeah, but which court?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

I would've guessed England/British Isles based on the hair color but apparently the artist is Italian.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (b2nrj)

24 She looks like the co-star of 'Occupied'. Great series.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

25 Is that collar an early prototype of the Cone of Shame the we put on our pets?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (lf83v)

26 No 'ginger' comments yet??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (llON8)

27 She's not having a good time. Maybe she really want's to play with her King Charles Caviler.

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

28 It's a mating display when they raise their ruff like that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (yQpMk)

29 I've seen that look before. My mom used to give that look. That's the "fuck around and find out" look.

And that right hand? That's the pimp hand of motherhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (HspZ0)

30 Never got that neck ruffle thing. Can believe anyone ever thought that looked good. This one looks like it's in it's pollination phase.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)

31 The lady actually looks realistic. The dog is cartoonish. He should've left that out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

32 she's having a dog for lunch

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (us2H3)

33 Of course by the time I actually post, you guys are on it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (llON8)

34 The detail is exquisite tho. Zoom in a take a look at the jewelry.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (VQp/A)

35 WTF kinda devil dog hound is at the bottom?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (BRHaw)
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I think the artist did a very pore rendition of a King Charles.

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (G0vdT)

36 She's pissed off about the 50 browns just dropped off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Never got that neck ruffle thing. Can believe anyone ever thought that looked good. This one looks like it's in it's pollination phase.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)

Hid the syphilis scars.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (9pcIx)

38 She's flashing a gang sign for the DeMedicis of Florence.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (lf83v)

39 She looks like she's being strangled by her Elizabethan collar.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

40 Pronouns?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (uXnWo)

41 Dog - yes
Boobs - concealed
Trees - no
Snip

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:35 AM (llON8)

42 Maybe she really want's to play with her King Charles Caviler.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2022 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

I had a Sunbird. She's better off not playing with a J car.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (SCagy)

43 She's still better looking than Kumswala's step-daughter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

44 she's having a dog for lunch

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (us2H3)

And she didn't invite me! I had a copy of my speeches for her!

Posted by: Barry O at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)

45 Yeah, but ~~which~~ witch court?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (HspZ0)

46 Stunning.

And she's a ginger so wild in bed!

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

47

And she's a ginger so wild in bed!

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

Just hide the knives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

48 The black queen chants, the funeral march
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the Crimson King

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (VJsqe)

49 >>> Never got that neck ruffle thing.

It's a sign that she doesn't have to work. In fact, she has a maid to put things on her to make her look silly.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (UqnOO)

50 obviously, they don't eat meatballs or lobsters in that get up

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (us2H3)

51 Would hang. Only because I have a fondness for all red & white spaniels.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

52 Beautiful details. Would hang since it bears no resemblance to Meghan.

Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (4h9M3)

53 Her earliest known work, Child of the Monkey, was painted in 1575 at the age of 23. Though this work is now lost, another early painting, Christ with the Symbols of the Passion, painted in 1576, is now in the El Paso Museum of Art.

ho lee fook
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb2s5h

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

54 "Lady of the court"

So, a courtesan?

We get prostitutes but no bewbs?

I demand a refund.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 09:38 AM (g1EEm)

55 And she's a ginger so wild in bed!

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

Just hide the knives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

Pro tip: use positions where you can always see what her hands are doing.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

56
I had a Sunbird. She's better off not playing with a J car.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2022 09:36 AM (SCagy)

I'm sorry you had to experience such a hard time in life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

57 She’s impatient because she’s afraid she won’t make it to the Renaissance Fair on time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 09:38 AM (F7bjs)

58 She has una faccia puttana poggiante.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)

59 Lavinia mailed it in painting the dog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:39 AM (Oa1Nr)

60 59 Lavinia mailed it in painting the dog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:39 AM (Oa1Nr)

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The hand isn't anything too great either.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:39 AM (VJsqe)

61 Her neck must be, what, 18 inches long?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 09:39 AM (BFigT)

62 Great thing about those neck doilies is that they can sop up to quarts of urine, if needed. Ten times more absorbent than Bounty and other leading brands.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 09:39 AM (KFhLj)

63 What in the world were they thinking back then?!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (amJF4)

64 ho lee fook
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb2s5h

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

Probably a victim of inbreeding. Genetic condition that supercharges hair growth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (Y5qcH)

65 You've probably seen her portrait of a wolfwoman werewolf too...

https://tinyurl.com/2y2exncm

...or of the lady's other hairy kin.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (yikp0)

66 “Child of the Monkey?” Really? REALLY?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (F7bjs)

67 With the exception of the dog this is an awesome painting.

Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (0jZnq)

68 2 Yeah, but which court?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

Probably James 1. They always had a very Gay time with their Balls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (r46W7)

69 That woman was an expert at the "withering stare," for sure!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (I/doM)

70 The earring is odd. It appears to be touching her cheek.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

71 The lady does not approve. Frankly I don't think the dog does, either.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 16, 2022 09:41 AM (OUMaO)

72 Hey, that other painting of hers looks like KJP before she started shaving.

Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 09:41 AM (4h9M3)

73 >>> 31 The lady actually looks realistic. The dog is cartoonish. He should've left that out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

I've read that hands are particularly difficult for whatever reasons and this artist did what looks like a great job to me. Makes freaky doggo look even more out of place.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:41 AM (llON8)

74 And she's a ginger so wild in bed!

Posted by: Archer

And a biter, no doubt.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 09:41 AM (LsEU/)

75 Well, at least this lady doesn’t have a “claw.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (F7bjs)

76 I've read that hands are particularly difficult for whatever reasons and this artist did what looks like a great job to me. Makes freaky doggo look even more out of place.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:41 AM (llON

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The fingers look all out of proportion to me. The rest of the painting (dog excepted) is really well done though.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)

77 I see I was beaten to it...

||Antonietta Gonzalez (as well as her father, two sisters and other family members) had hypertrichosis (also commonly called “werewolf syndrome”

, which is a rare genetic disorder which causes an abnormal amount of hair on the body. Antonietta’s father, Pedro (sometimes written as Pedrus) Gonzalez, was the first known person to be affected with this disorder. Given the rarity of the disease, it seems a little surprising that so many people within the Gonzalez family were affected by hypertrichosis. One writer noted that in terms of pathology, “the Gonzales sisters were one in a billion – all three of them.”

Antonietta and her sisters were welcomed into the courts of Europe, having received considerable attention from physicians and nobles alike and also being subject to medical investigations and portrait sittings.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yikp0)

78 Peanut butter?

Posted by: Arf the Dog at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (lf83v)

79 ||Antonietta explains a little of her personal history in the handwritten note which she holds in the portrait: “Don Pietro, a wild man discovered in the Canary Islands, was conveyed to his most serene highness Henry the king of France, and from there came to his Excellency the Duke of Parma. From whom [came] I, Antonietta, and now I can be found nearby at the court of the Lady Isabella Pallavicina, the honorable Marchesa of Soragna.” Historian Merry Weisner-Hanks has speculated that Lavinia Fontana met Antonietta in Parma.

The painting can be seen in the Musée du Château, Blois.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yikp0)

80 Ruffs are still worn by some church bishops in Europe. I think the scandi churches.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (9pcIx)

81 Very nice painting. I do not understand, however, how in almost every picture with a lady and a dog some yahoo needs to make a comment about leg-humping? Tits, boobies, resting bitch face, etc. I get. It is the Horde after all, but doggie leg-humping?

Posted by: Spin along, Folks at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (cPDW+)

82 The earring is odd. It appears to be touching her cheek.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

That looks like a mole.

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (88xKn)

83 That's Not Funny

Posted by: Lady of the Court at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (I/doM)

84 Nice detail. Looking at her other paintings they are also very detailed and well done. She was the breadwinner for her family while her husband raised their 11 children. Quite the story.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (2NHgQ)

85 65 You've probably seen her portrait of a wolfwoman werewolf too...

https://tinyurl.com/2y2exncm

...or of the lady's other hairy kin.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (yikp0)

The fascinating fact behind that portrait is that the little werewolf's father was the real life inspiration for the tale "Beauty and the Beast." Out of all the fairytales, who would think that was the one that would be mostly true? (minus all the magicks that happen in the story)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:43 AM (r46W7)

86 Watch out for the ones with gray eyes.

Posted by: Lord Flashheart at September 16, 2022 09:43 AM (I2Kf4)

87 Lavinia did a self portrait.

She's a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:43 AM (Oa1Nr)

88 Geez. ) , gives the winking smiley too. ),

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:43 AM (yikp0)

89 68 2 Yeah, but which court?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

Probably James 1. They always had a very Gay time with their Balls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:40 AM (r46W7)

Too late. The painting if from 1590. If it's English, it's Liz the First.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (VQp/A)

90 I've read that hands are particularly difficult for whatever reasons

Hands & horses.
Hard to get a horse's neck proportionally accurate.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (HspZ0)

91 ho lee fook
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb2s5h

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
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Very disturbing. And, she might have had a model that really looked like that....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (uXnWo)

92 At first thought it was Queen Elizabeth I

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (nCdCs)

93 Lavinia did a self portrait.

She's a 1.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:43 AM (Oa1Nr)

Whately?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (SCagy)

94 Yeah, but she's wild in bed.

Posted by: Henry the 8th at September 16, 2022 09:45 AM (2zpN4)

95 "), unless it's the fancy close-quote and not straight text that did it?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:45 AM (yikp0)

96 How long until she can take the cone off?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2022 09:32 AM (SCagy)

Oh man...that is mean.

And funny.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 09:45 AM (XIJ/X)

97 She looks like the child of a Na'vi and Human.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 09:45 AM (9pcIx)

98 I get. It is the Horde after all, but doggie leg-humping?
Posted by: Spin along, Folks

"There can be no high-brow without the low-brow"

- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 09:45 AM (g1EEm)

99 Trans?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (A7urr)

100 Pictured: a Martha's Vineyard society wife finding out there are brown people, on her island.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (ZGrMX)

101 "Get your own puppy, peasant!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (YIVH2)

102 I think the GOP's human trafficking stunt is backfiring Republicans decided that gaining power at any cost
was waranted even if it meant betraying what our nation stands for by doing this or other things such as embracing a person like Putin.

They are cruel but I think it will help them win in November. The voting base is even crueler.

The problem is that the GQP
does not regard immigrants, women, LGBTQ, POC as human beings.

Criminal investigation will expose & shame: fraud (promises), kidnapping, abandoment, duty of care

Republicans don't govern They just campaign endlessly and perform ridiculous and often costly political stunts. AND they actually get paid for it.

Today it's planes, next it's railroad cars. Seriously, this is not borderline evil. It's flatout the very definition of evil.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

103 Yeah, but which court

People's.Court. Judge Wapner has weird groupies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (KFhLj)

104 ”

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (yikp0)

105 99 Trans?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (A7urr)

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Just see to it that they run on time.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (VJsqe)

106 That looks like a mole.
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2022 09:42 AM (88xKn)
*****
Then she needs to see a dermatologist.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

107 Yes, it was the fancy close-quote that did it.

Crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:47 AM (yikp0)

108 102 Today it's planes, next it's railroad cars. Seriously, this is not borderline evil. It's flatout the very definition of evil.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

========

Sending people to Democratic enclaves that promise all the services for illegal immigrants is the same as sending people to Auschwitz?

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

109 Very disturbing. And, she might have had a model that really looked like that....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (uXnWo)

not just "might have" - it was a very well known person, and a well known family. Courts of the time were fascinated with them, just like we are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:47 AM (r46W7)

110 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison

Thanks for your concern.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (UqnOO)

111 after spending half the day putting on clothes, the lady is not happy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (uXnWo)

112 ho lee fook
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb2s5h

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
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Very disturbing. And, she might have had a model that really looked like that....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (uXnWo)
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Ace's baby portrait?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (YIVH2)

113 That looks like a mole.
Posted by: dantesed

Wut?
-- Morocco Mole

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (LsEU/)

114 His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (Oa1Nr)

115 From that Twitter thread with screenshots of a FB group of MV residents:

"Texas and Arizona are being taken over and we sit by and let it happen. I hope he sends about 10,000 people here. That should open some eyes and mouths."

Dawn Nardi is based.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

116 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison

Thanks for your concern.

They aren't concerned, they're copy-pasting hilarious DU posts for us to enjoy.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (ZGrMX)

117 The Federation for American Immigration Reform, which regularly tabulates the costs of illegal immigration, has put a price tag of $20.4 billion on providing “benefits and services” for the illegal immigrants being spread across the United States since Biden became president.

That, said the group, is on top of the $140 billion taxpayers are spending to provide services to illegal immigrants who were already in the U.S. before Biden replaced President Donald Trump and signaled that the border is now open.

So my guess is the real cost of illegal aliens is half a trillion dollars or more!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (BRHaw)

118 Sending people to Democratic enclaves that promise all the services for illegal immigrants is the same as sending people to Auschwitz?

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

That's because you're not a banana.

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (T4tVD)

119 Republicans don't govern They just campaign endlessly and perform ridiculous and often costly political stunts. AND they actually get paid for it.

Today it's planes, next it's railroad cars. Seriously, this is not borderline evil. It's flatout the very definition of evil.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

Here's why this is such a genius Alinsky-level move; Every criticism they are making is actually about Joe Biden's immigration policy. There's no escaping that fact. Biden is the one bringing them across the border and doing nothing about it, Abbott and DeSantis are just showcasing that fact.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (r46W7)

120 Fedex and UPS down big this morning. Shipping is going off a cliff as the economy collapses. Let's see if the Atlanta Fed drops Q3 into negative territory. Two weeks to go - it went from 2% to 1% to .5% since the beginning of the month.

Also, I hope everyone already did their Christmas shopping and don't need things shipped this fall.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (lTGtQ)

121 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Obligatory Monty Python reference at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (2zpN4)

122 MV thing keeps getting better. The funding for transporting illegal aliens to sanctuary jurisdictions was a highlight on the last budget bill that FL Democrats voted for.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (UuD2k)

123 Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (UqnOO)

I think that's a moron providing the latest insane Lefty talking points. Good to know what your enemy is thinking,

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (9pcIx)

124 Well, at least you wouldn’t have to change the child of a monkey. The child would fling its own poo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (F7bjs)

125 102 I think the GOP's human trafficking stunt is backfiring Republicans decided that gaining power at any cost
was waranted even if it meant betraying what our nation stands for by doing this or other things such as embracing a person like Putin.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

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I understand that there's disagreement at DU about this point, but I'm not clear about why they think it would backfire. What evidence are they seeing that says that people are turning on DeSantis (who didn't already think of him as the devil) for this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (LvTSG)

126 Painted before humans had the ability to grow eyelashes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (fs1hN)

127 112 ho lee fook
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb2s5h

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
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Very disturbing. And, she might have had a model that really looked like that....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 09:44 AM (uXnWo)
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Ace's baby portrait?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM (YIVH2)

They say the painting is lost. My guess its in a closet somewhere with no lights and a missing key!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

128 Here's why this is such a genius Alinsky-level move; Every criticism they are making is actually about Joe Biden's immigration policy. There's no escaping that fact. Biden is the one bringing them across the border and doing nothing about it, Abbott and DeSantis are just showcasing that fact.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:49 AM (r46W7)
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It's the same reason why Libs of TikTok is such a powerful force. She's just re-posting their own content...which is just ripe for mockery and derision.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (YIVH2)

129 I don't know what to think about this picture. I like long, slim fingers and I like Elizabethan-era clothing. . .but there's just that "I am disgusted by your presence and want you to die" vibe that turns me off.

Or maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2022 09:51 AM (AW0uW)

130 >>> They aren't concerned, they're copy-pasting hilarious DU posts for us to enjoy.

I love to hear wailing and the gnashing of teeth in the morning.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 09:51 AM (UqnOO)

131 Good to know what your enemy is thinking,
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (9pcIx)

"thinking"

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 09:51 AM (yQpMk)

132 What do you say to a noblewoman wearing a neck-ruff?

Nice tats, Milady!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (yikp0)

133 128 It's the same reason why Libs of TikTok is such a powerful force. She's just re-posting their own content...which is just ripe for mockery and derision.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM (YIVH2)

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"We believe this. We shouldn't have to live in the shadows."
"Okay. Let me tell the world."
"That's harming me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

134 There's a report on Twitter that the state mobilized the National Guard to remove the scary brown people from MV. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (ZGrMX)

135 I love to hear wailing and the gnashing of teeth in the morning.
Posted by: fluffy

Annnnnnnd we are circling back to sex with gingers.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (LsEU/)

136 The hairy girl had hypertrichosis. It's not common, but there are people alive now that have it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (UuD2k)

137 @81 Spin along, Folks-Leg humping, OMG!!! You think that comment is bad you should read the shit the proprietor of the blog writes sometimes!

Gotta LMAO at the resident scolds that conveniently miss that.

Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (0jZnq)

138 135 I love to hear wailing and the gnashing of teeth in the morning.
Posted by: fluffy

Annnnnnnd we are circling back to sex with gingers.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (LsEU/)

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It's great if you do it right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

139 She is thinking about her stable boy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (JkeTM)

140 Today it's planes, next it's railroad cars. Seriously, this is not borderline evil. It's flatout the very definition of evil.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)
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Sending people to Democratic enclaves that promise all the services for illegal immigrants is the same as sending people to Auschwitz?
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
*******
It's not ok when it's done during the day, but it's ok when the Democrats do it during the night.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant and they can't handle it.
Biden sent 70 secret night flights of migrants from border to Florida
https://tinyurl.com/ym6hc9f8

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

141 Alternate Title:

The Duchess, The Doggie, and The Doily

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (cPDW+)

142 110 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison

Thanks for your concern.
Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 09:48 AM

Not concern, my dear boy. Just fun to share how the crazies on the left are reacting to current events, so we can point and laugh. The last comment about "trains" being next was premium clueless hyperbole.

There's also a lot of talk about Newsom asking the Feds to investigate for breaking federal law...that's not so funny, because I'm sure there's some law being broken, Biden (and his blue state cronies) want this stopped, and they'd love to hurt Abbott and DeSantis legally. It probably won't go anywhere, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

143 Thanks for your concern.
Posted by: fluffy
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Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison quotes the regular crazy Dems at the DU for our amusement and wonderment, fluffy. Not a troll.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0)

144 She looks like actress Tilda Swinton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 09:54 AM (lf83v)

145 142 There's also a lot of talk about Newsom asking the Feds to investigate for breaking federal law...that's not so funny, because I'm sure there's some law being broken, Biden (and his blue state cronies) want this stopped, and they'd love to hurt Abbott and DeSantis legally. It probably won't go anywhere, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

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I cannot imagine bringing charges against either would play well for the left.

Any court proceedings would quickly get to SCOTUS, and I really don't think this SCOTUS is on Biden's side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

146 Portrait of "Doily" Madison

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 09:54 AM (cPDW+)

147 There's also a lot of talk about Newsom asking the Feds to investigate for breaking federal law...that's not so funny, because I'm sure there's some law being broken, Biden (and his blue state cronies) want this stopped, and they'd love to hurt Abbott and DeSantis legally. It probably won't go anywhere, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.

Fox this morning said Biden's having an emergency meeting to try and figure out how to sic the FIB on DeSantis and Abbott. I guess we know exactly how to hurt the Democrats now.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:54 AM (ZGrMX)

148 Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is one of our best commenters.

He brings insight from outside our own bubble. It is invaluable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

149 There's also a lot of talk about Newsom asking the Feds to investigate for breaking federal law...that's not so funny, because I'm sure there's some law being broken, Biden (and his blue state cronies) want this stopped, and they'd love to hurt Abbott and DeSantis legally. It probably won't go anywhere, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

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It'd have to be a law that says it's OK for the Feds to do it, but not the States.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2022 09:55 AM (uPgE/)

150 I just love "Noli me tangere."

Christ, the gardener.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 16, 2022 09:55 AM (JkeTM)

151 146 Portrait of "Doily" Madison
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 09:54 AM (cPDW+)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

152 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

It's like Prometheus. Kind of.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)

153 139 She is thinking about her stable boy.
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She rides sidesaddle.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 09:56 AM (KY22T)

154 What in the world were they thinking back then?
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Aside from the whole conspicuous consumption required to retain 'noble' status, my cynical view is that it kept the head lice away from the body lice.

Beautifully rendered portrait showing wealth and the ambiguity of 'beauty'. I love this period in portraiture.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2022 09:56 AM (MIKMs)

155 >>> 108 102 Today it's planes, next it's railroad cars. Seriously, this is not borderline evil. It's flatout the very definition of evil.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

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Sending people to Democratic enclaves that promise all the services for illegal immigrants is the same as sending people to Auschwitz?

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ONLY TIME IN US HISTORY WHEN PEOPLE WERE SENT TO "CAMPS" WAS THE JAPANESE INTERNMENT WHICH WAS ORDERED BY DEMOCRAT FDR. ALSO BECAUSE THE DEM ENCLAVES ONLY WANT TO HIRE THE BROWN PEOPLE AS LAWNMOWERS AND NANNIES AND THEN WANT THEM TO VANISH AFTER WORK HOURS. UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS HIRE THE NANNY FOR A DIFFERENT 'POSITION'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:56 AM (llON8)

156 Excess hair is commonly referred to as malignant down.

I did not know that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 09:56 AM (UuD2k)

157 Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison quotes the regular crazy Dems at the DU for our amusement and wonderment, fluffy. Not a troll.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0)
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Willingly strapping on the full-body level 4 biohazard suit, to wade into that sewer so we don't have to...Bringing back hilarious trinkets for us to admire and mock.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:56 AM (YIVH2)

158 It'd have to be a law that says it's OK for the Feds to do it, but not the States.
___________

Hopefully discovery will show how many hundreds of thousands were transported across the country by the Biden admin, and who is contracted with the Feds to assist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2022 09:57 AM (fs1hN)

159 oh ffs

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 09:57 AM (llON8)

160 Sending people to Democratic enclaves that promise all the services for illegal immigrants is the same as sending people to Auschwitz?

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

"It's not the destination, but the journey" - Thomas Jefferson.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 09:57 AM (g1EEm)

161 The detail is astonishing. That's the first thing I noticed. Then the realistic facial features, so much better than the stylized and flat features often found in some portraits. Even the colors of the puppy's coat are correct. An amazing display of talent and technique. I can see why the artist was able to make a good living with her art.

Another valuable aspect is what the painting teaches about the clothing and customs of the court. Think of the effort and expense needed to make that gown and jewelry.

Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2022 09:57 AM (7EjX1)

162 She rides sidesaddle.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Hurrah for our side!!
-- Zombie Peeping Tom

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 09:57 AM (LsEU/)

163 Yeah, the rendition of the dog isn't great; but look what happened to the world in the 20th century when the Vienna academy of art told another artist he couldn't render accurate depictions of people.

The world takes a huge chance when it disappoints an artist.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

164 Fun fact: James Madison and Dolly were introduced to each other by Aaron Burr.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (F7bjs)

165 UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS HIRE THE NANNY FOR A DIFFERENT 'POSITION'.

You talking about me?

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzenpecker at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (JkeTM)

166 Willingly strapping on the full-body level 4 biohazard suit, to wade into that sewer so we don't have to...Bringing back hilarious trinkets for us to admire and mock.
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Not everyone ends up like Grizzly-Proof-Suit Man!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (yikp0)

167 Nice to see another woman artist I was not familiar with. Thanks, CBD. The fabric of her dress is beautiful, but the outfit must have been as hot as heck to wear inside/outside in warm weather.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (vH/6k)

168 Whoops.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (Oa1Nr)

169 Alt title - "Lady of the Court Glares at THOTs"

Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (t+HS7)

170 Promises made, promises KEPT’: Christina Pushaw rubs salt in Democrat’s wounds over Martha’s Vineyard in MERCILESS receipt-filled thread

https://tinyurl.com/3whn36yn

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (NpAcC)

171 125
I understand that there's disagreement at DU about this point, but I'm not clear about why they think it would backfire. What evidence are they seeing that says that people are turning on DeSantis (who didn't already think of him as the devil) for this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 09:50 AM

Funnily enough, the thread had one piece of evidence in the original post cited for how it's backfiring. I left it out because it was weak, and too big to allow the better, stupider comments. It's just a tweet from some blue checkmark guy named Albert Breer, and how it shows normies are turned off by the political theater:

I've tried to steer clear of political stuff ... but the continued demonizing and dehumanization of immigrants going on is borderline evil. Regardless of where you stand on immigration, using human beings this way is reprehensible.

All in the name of gaining political capital.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

172 This painting needs more diversity.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)

173 It'd have to be a law that says it's OK for the Feds to do it, but not the States.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2022 09:55 AM (uPgE/)

Done!!
- Hawaiian judge

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 16, 2022 09:59 AM (3vQN0)

174 The junta will make examples of DeSantis and Abbott because they've embarrassed the *biden White House and made their most ardent supporters look like idiots. The FBI will make a big show of searching their homes, carting away some trinkets and, of course, their phones. Both will be perp-walked for the media, then released as "an ongoing investigation into criminal wrongdoing" drags on for another year or two. Thus crippling any hope either had of a political career in the future.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 09:59 AM (BFigT)

175 Meh. I bet she has an ugly neck.

Posted by: Neck Fetishist at September 16, 2022 10:00 AM (3Or4S)

176 after spending half the day putting on clothes, the lady is not happy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Now she has to pee.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:00 AM (HspZ0)

177 171 I've tried to steer clear of political stuff ... but the continued demonizing and dehumanization of immigrants going on is borderline evil. Regardless of where you stand on immigration, using human beings this way is reprehensible.

All in the name of gaining political capital.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 16, 2022 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

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You're right. That is weak. "Blue check on Twitter said something I agree with," is below using Wikipedia as a source.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

178 Doggo is mocking the cone of shame.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2022 10:01 AM (3Or4S)

179 With the collar of shame in place she won't be licking her hind quarters while her face heals up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:01 AM (A7urr)

180 Check out her other paintings. Her control of light and color is amazing and worth the look.

I wonder how long it took to paint these detailed outfits.

Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2022 10:01 AM (7EjX1)

181 Go easy on the lady. She’s using that ruff to hide her goiter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:01 AM (F7bjs)

182 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Applies ointment and sighs.
Dang. I like the look in her eyes. Clever.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 10:02 AM (anj39)

183 179 With the collar of shame in place she won't be licking her hind quarters while her face heals up.
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 10:02 AM (KY22T)

184 181 Go easy on the lady. She’s using that ruff to hide her goiter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:01 AM (F7bjs)

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Interesting...

--John Fetterman

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2022 10:03 AM (uPgE/)

185 Thanks to whomever posted the NOEGGS meme in the last thread.

I can't get that earworm to go away.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

186 181 Go easy on the lady. She’s using that ruff to hide her goiter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:01 AM

Interesting...any idea you could buy something like that? Uh, asking for a friend...

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 16, 2022 10:03 AM (JCZqz)

187 185 Thanks to whomever posted the NOEGGS meme in the last thread.

I can't get that earworm to go away.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

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To really thank them, you can donate a car for kids today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

188 There's a report on Twitter that the state mobilized the National Guard to remove the scary brown people from MV. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:52
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Heard guy on radio this morning. His son is stationed at Joint Base Cape Cod. Said they were briefed that the MV illegals are being sent there.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2022 10:04 AM (ViCCR)

189 I saw Malignant Down open for the Sex Pistols at the Nottingham Boat Club in '76.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:05 AM (g1EEm)

190 Looks like Liz the Oneth.

Striking.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:05 AM (Pq0CS)

191 Yeah, the rendition of the dog isn't great; but look what happened to the world in the 20th century when the Vienna academy of art told another artist he couldn't render accurate depictions of people.

The world takes a huge chance when it disappoints an artist.

A little-known story about Schickelgruber is that he was actually given a letter of introduction to the great Viennese set designer Alfred Roller, who had agreed to look over sketches and give advice.

As Hitler told it years later, he twice went to Roller's studio, but never had the nerve to knock.

How things might have changed. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)

192 I think mayhap she might really be a dude.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (Pq0CS)

193 This is the kind of painting I like, detailed

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (nCdCs)

194 I can't get that earworm to go away.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

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manamana do dooo do do do
manamana do doo doo doo

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (VJsqe)

195
Very nice painting. I do not understand, however, how in almost every picture with a lady and a dog some yahoo needs to make a comment about leg-humping? Tits, boobies, resting bitch face, etc. I get. It is the Horde after all, but doggie leg-humping?
Posted by: Spin along

When they have a huge set, it happens. Word of warning though, if one of the big ones like Snots lays into you, it's best to let him finish.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (FQWHA)

196 177

Let's go to the "root cause" of the evil, shall we?

The open border.

And let's not forget the people of El Paso who are dealing with the large scale invasion on a daily basis.

Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (4h9M3)

197 I would like to have seen a Fontana...

Posted by: Vasily Borodin at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (asZuX)

198 They’re really sending People of Color to MASSA-chusetts? That’s so racist! REEE…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:07 AM (F7bjs)

199 One thing I’m confused about is did the illegals volunteer for the flight or were they forced? Cuz I know the buses of illegals have all been volunteers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 16, 2022 10:07 AM (3vQN0)

200 I can't get that earworm to go away.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

YW. I've never gotten rid of it. Not since PJW first foisted it on us several years ago (either PJW, or someone associated with or riffing on him)

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:07 AM (g1EEm)

201 If she had a twin like Fetterman she would have a Hoodia on

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 10:07 AM (nCdCs)

202 Very nice painting. I do not understand, however, how in almost every picture with a lady and a dog some yahoo needs to make a comment about leg-humping? Tits, boobies, resting bitch face, etc. I get. It is the Horde after all, but doggie leg-humping?
Posted by: Spin along

You forgot peanut butter.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (j40lz)

203

The dainty lace neckpiece helps cover up the voice box, goiter, tuberculos cervical lymphadenopathy oozing pus and of course, the ever popular stoma for giving neck jobs...

Posted by: Notime Toulouse at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (7DYli)

204 What a vile troll this Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is. Terrible. Just terrible.

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (N2g33)

205 There's a report on Twitter that the state mobilized the National Guard to remove the scary brown people from MV. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 09:52
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Heard guy on radio this morning. His son is stationed at Joint Base Cape Cod. Said they were briefed that the MV illegals are being sent there.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2022 10:04 AM

I know the state National Guard commander. He must be rolling his eyes back into his skull over this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:10 AM (asZuX)

206 199 One thing I’m confused about is did the illegals volunteer for the flight or were they forced? Cuz I know the buses of illegals have all been volunteers.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 16, 2022 10:07 AM (3vQN0)

I just assumed it was voluntary because forced would open them up to legal problems. Plus, it would be pretty easy to get volunteers. Esp, if you offered them a little money too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 10:10 AM (Y5qcH)

207 204 What a vile troll this Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is. Terrible. Just terrible.
Posted by: Kilgore Trout

He has a right to his perspective. Hater.

Posted by: Gabe M at September 16, 2022 10:10 AM (A7urr)

208
YW. I've never gotten rid of it. Not since PJW first foisted it on us several years ago (either PJW, or someone associated with or riffing on him)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:07 AM (g1EEm)

Yeah, that's where I saw it first, but had completely forgotten about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

209 What a vile troll this Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is. Terrible. Just terrible.
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (N2g33)

I will comfort you, dahlink. it's fine.

Posted by: Sharmuta at September 16, 2022 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Little dog is one of the first photobombers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2022 10:11 AM (p+1gI)

211 You guys are brutal. This poor lady has had to put up with a lot of ruff criticism this morning.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:11 AM (cPDW+)

212 204 What a vile troll this Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is. Terrible. Just terrible.
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM

You MAGA monsters are so far gone, you can't even see what he's posting is standard, mainstream Republican policy positions!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

213

She has an extremely small midget strapped to her inner thigh, flicking her bean...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (7DYli)

214 While I was being snarky earlier, I forgot to thank our host, CBD, for featuring my favorite period for portraits.

After I have cleaned out some of the junk (junque?) at my house, I really was thinking about using period portraits like these as a theme.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (MIKMs)

215 The detail is astonishing. That's the first thing I noticed.

Don't zoom in on her hand.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (g1EEm)

216 212 You MAGA monsters are so far gone, you can't even see what he's posting is standard, mainstream Republican policy positions!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

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This is just a direct quote from Goldberg himself. It fails the satire test.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

217 I have to say, I like Govs DeSantis and Abbott playing the role of Karma Police. You deserve what you get.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 10:13 AM (KY22T)

218 She has an extremely small midget strapped to her inner thigh, flicking her bean...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM

Which was the fashion at the time?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:13 AM (asZuX)

219 President Joe Biden on Thursday expressed his frustration with Republican governors sending migrants from the Southern border to Democrat-run cities, calling their actions “Un-American.”

Hey old man, GFY.

Posted by: Gabe M at September 16, 2022 10:13 AM (A7urr)

220 Hey! Its AtC!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2022 10:13 AM (sjdRT)

221 >>> 204 What a vile troll this Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is. Terrible. Just terrible.
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (N2g33)

Paying attention to a nic is almost like reading the content.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 10:13 AM (llON8)

222 manamana do dooo do do do
manamana do doo doo doo
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (VJsqe)

My oldest boys were obsessed with that song a few years back. A 4 year old and a 2 year old on a 6 hour flight....the madness.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM (t+HS7)

223 I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments. The comments can really ruin your day and your somewhat appreciation of humanity.

Posted by: sidney at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM (Uy/WF)

224 202 I do not understand, however, how in almost every picture with a lady and a dog some yahoo needs to make a comment about leg-humping? Tits, boobies, resting bitch face, etc. I get. It is the Horde after all, but doggie leg-humping?
Posted by: Spin along

You forgot peanut butter.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM

What's the link between peanut butter, dogs, and ladies? I don't get it. Maybe Ben Roethlisberger can spell it out VERY CLEARLY for me...

Posted by: This can't end well at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

225 I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments. The comments can really ruin your day and your somewhat appreciation of humanity.

Posted by: sidney at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (asZuX)

226 Is that collar an early prototype of the Cone of Shame the we put on our pets?

Those are, in fact, called "E-collars" for Elizabethan.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (nfrXX)

227 >>>>I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments.
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ok

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (VJsqe)

228 That collar looks itchy.

Posted by: SmokyStovetop at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (GHdXS)

229 the ever popular stoma for giving neck jobs

And to think some were offended by the doggie-leg-humper crowd...

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (g1EEm)

230 222 Is that the song the frogs used to sing on Captain Kangaroo?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (F7bjs)

231 225 Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (asZuX)

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The decorum of the art thread is not up to the standards of the rest of the blog.

Pinkies out, everyone!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

232

Can dogs get syphilis? Cuz pretty sure both the dogs humping her legs have syphilis. As was the fashion at the time.

Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (7DYli)

233 Alternate Title:

Admiral Levine Hides His Adam's Apple

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (cPDW+)

234 There's a new angle to the definition of "human trafficking": anytime you put an illegal in a vehicle/plane you're trafficking that individual who is merely a victim of his/her own crime of entering this country illegally. We must be accountable for their transgressions like good samaritans.

But whatever...

Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4h9M3)

235 That outfit looks....uncomfortable.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (Y+l9t)

236 234 There's a new angle to the definition of "human trafficking": anytime you put an illegal in a vehicle/plane you're trafficking that individual who is merely a victim of his/her own crime of entering this country illegally. We must be accountable for their transgressions like good samaritans.

But whatever...
Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4h9M3)

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Have I got news to tell you about what the Biden administration has been doing...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

237 Paying attention to a nic is almost like reading the content.

Andrew Breitbart (pbuh) knew this.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 10:17 AM (ZGrMX)

238 The decorum of the art thread is not up to the standards of the rest of the blog.

Pinkies out, everyone!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM

After JackStraw's comment yesterday, I'm not sure what that would be signaling anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:17 AM (asZuX)

239 What's the link between peanut butter, dogs, and ladies? I don't get it. Maybe Ben Roethlisberger can spell it out VERY CLEARLY for me...
Posted by: This can't end well at September 16, 2022 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

didn't you ever take peanut butter, put it on a cracker, and stick it to the roof of your dogs mouth? Well if you were never a teen aged boy, you probably didn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM (r46W7)

240 That collar makes a rockin’ bib, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM (F7bjs)

241 238 After JackStraw's comment yesterday, I'm not sure what that would be signaling anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:17 AM (asZuX)

=========

Wait...am I the only one having sex right now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

242 225 I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments. The comments can really ruin your day and your somewhat appreciation of humanity.

Posted by: sidney at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM
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This happens when the bewbies are locked down.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM (KY22T)

243 I always thought those collars that went around their necks that look like air filters or something off the back of my dryer were funny looking and highly uncomfortable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM (sVtYq)

244 216 212 You MAGA monsters are so far gone, you can't even see what he's posting is standard, mainstream Republican policy positions!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM (JCZqz)
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This is just a direct quote from Goldberg himself. It fails the satire test.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:12 AM

Yes, and he's such a loser the administration didn't bother to send him the updated talking points again. MAGA-monsters didn't poll as well as Ultra-maga, and he's too dumb to figure it out on his own when everyone else moved on. Damnit!

Posted by: David French at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM (JCZqz)

245 Wait...am I the only one having sex right now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:18 AM

Sure...brag about it why don't you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:19 AM (asZuX)

246 This painting is right out of the authoritarian playbook.

Posted by: Ken Burns at September 16, 2022 10:19 AM (sWM8x)

247 Well, TJM, you're the only one having sex with yourself...

Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:19 AM (7DYli)

248 What a vile troll this Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison is. Terrible. Just terrible.

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (N2g33)

The kick is up...and it's good!

Posted by: Announcer at September 16, 2022 10:19 AM (7bRMQ)

249 Hey! Its AtC!

The Empress?

The demurely coy, divinely cold one Herself?

Where?

*prepares to kneel**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2022 10:19 AM (AW0uW)

250 Posted by: Spin along

Actually what I said was very specific in respect to people making comments about pedophilia in pictures that have nothing to do with that. Is that what that person automatically thinks in respect to pictures with children-that they're being sexually abused?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 10:20 AM (vH/6k)

251 223 I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments. The comments can really ruin your day and your somewhat appreciation of humanity.
Posted by: sidney at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM (Uy/WF)

see the comments are what affirms my appreciation of humanity! Not to mention making my day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:20 AM (r46W7)

252 I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments. The comments can really ruin your day and your somewhat appreciation of humanity.

Posted by: sidney at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM
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LOL, wut? Reading the comments is the only way I can get through my day. It's where I can gain an appreciation of what's left of humanity through the Moron Horde...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 10:20 AM (YIVH2)

253 Wait...am I the only one having sex right now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Sure...brag about it why don't you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

"sex"

Posted by: jeffrey toobin at September 16, 2022 10:20 AM (g1EEm)

254 The woman in the portrait appears to be growing her lunch in her collar. Bean sprouts? Little mushrooms?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:20 AM (A7urr)

255 Well, TJM, you're the only one having sex with yourself...

Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:19 AM

Now, now...at least it's sex with someone he loves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:21 AM (asZuX)

256 "On a cracker." Yeah, that's the ticket. Cracker. Huh.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 16, 2022 10:21 AM (x61Im)

257 Posted by: sidney at September 16, 2022 10:14 AM

That is true of most threads, except for weekend special subject threads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 10:21 AM (vH/6k)

258 Wait...am I the only one having sex right now?

I sure as hell aren't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2022 10:21 AM (AW0uW)

259 255 Now, now...at least it's sex with someone he loves.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:21 AM (asZuX)

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But...I hate myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

260 The woman in the portrait appears to be growing her lunch in her collar. Bean sprouts? Little mushrooms?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Fetterman's sister.

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2022 10:22 AM (T4tVD)

261 What did the model for this painting say to her little dog after the piece was tragically destroyed in a museum fire?

"Gosh Toto! I don't think we're on canvas any more..."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:22 AM (cPDW+)

262 Can dogs get syphilis? Cuz pretty sure both the dogs humping her legs have syphilis. As was the fashion at the time.
Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (7DYli)
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I dunno about syphilis, but monkeypox in dogs is apparently a thing...try not to think about it too hard when you realize the main way monkeypox is transmitted...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 10:22 AM (YIVH2)

263 The dainty lace neckpiece helps cover up the voice box, goiter, tuberculos cervical lymphadenopathy oozing pus and of course, the ever popular stoma for giving neck jobs...

Posted by: Notime Toulouse at September 16, 2022 10:08 AM (7DYli)

Maybe I'd look good in one of those...

Lurch of PA

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 10:22 AM (gmo/4)

264 Former Nevada deputy attorney general arrested, accused of murdering a teenager in 1972

https://washex.am/3dnWwqY

https://bit.ly/3LjMSSx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (FVME7)

265 Hey! Its AtC!
Posted by: Muad'dib

Where AtC ?

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (T4tVD)

266

258 would you like to?

Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (7DYli)

267 manamana do dooo do do do
manamana do doo doo doo
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 10:06 AM (VJsqe)

My oldest boys were obsessed with that song a few years back. A 4 year old and a 2 year old on a 6 hour flight....the madness.
Posted by: Mishdog

Be glad I wasn't sitting behind you. Because I would have had to egg them on. LOL.

It's a special treat to hear children laugh hysterically.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (HspZ0)

268 I have to remember when looking at the art thread to stop looking at the fucking comments. The comments can really ruin your day and your somewhat appreciation of humanity.
Posted by: sidney

Sorry. No fainting couches or safe spaces in here.

Plenty of those elsewhere.

Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (FQWHA)

269

Choking the hate chicken!

Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:24 AM (7DYli)

270 I dunno about syphilis, but monkeypox in dogs is apparently a thing...try not to think about it too hard when you realize the main way monkeypox is transmitted...

It's only happened in a dog belonging to a French gay couple, and the monkeypox was concentrated in the dog's butt. I think we have all of the evidence necessary.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 10:24 AM (ZGrMX)

271 It's a Biden miracle!

1.3 Million "New" Jobs Were Result of Double-Counting This Year

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:24 AM (FVME7)

272 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

273 174 The junta will make examples of DeSantis and Abbott because they've embarrassed the *biden White House and made their most ardent supporters look like idiots. The FBI will make a big show of searching their homes, carting away some trinkets and, of course, their phones."

It's easy to do that against some rich guy on the beach in Florida who is, for all intents and purposes, all on his own. It's a lot harder to do that against men who control their own police forces and national guard units. Which is why no President ever messes with sitting Governors. To do so is, quite literally, War.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (r46W7)

274 Former Nevada deputy attorney general arrested, accused of murdering a teenager in 1972

https://washex.am/3dnWwqY

https://bit.ly/3LjMSSx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM

Time to play "Guess That Party"!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:26 AM (asZuX)

275 It's only happened in a dog belonging to a French gay couple, and the monkeypox was concentrated in the dog's butt.
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Why do you think they call them service dogs?

Posted by: French Dogfucker at September 16, 2022 10:28 AM (sWM8x)

276 The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.
Posted by: JackStraw

Send 500 more.

Posted by: jeffrey toobin at September 16, 2022 10:28 AM (g1EEm)

277 As Hitler told it years later, he twice went to Roller's studio, but never had the nerve to knock.

How things might have changed. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Russia would have successfully invaded western Europe and killed 100 million people instead of just 50 million.

The key to history is dropping Gavrilo Princip headfirst down a well when he was 3.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:28 AM (Pq0CS)

278 277 The key to history is dropping Gavrilo Princip headfirst down a well when he was 3.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:28 AM (Pq0CS)

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Maybe just get him to get a post-unsuccessful assassination attempt beer at another cafe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

279 Former Nevada deputy attorney general arrested, accused of murdering a teenager in 1972

They elect Top Men in Nevada.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:29 AM (A7urr)

280 264 Former Nevada deputy attorney general arrested, accused of murdering a teenager in 1972

https://washex.am/3dnWwqY

https://bit.ly/3LjMSSx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (FVME7)

just read that story - you can read through the lines and it explains both his career and his crimes; this guy was a mob enforcer most of his life. Hardly news to realize the Nevada AG's office has always been controlled by the mob.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:29 AM (r46W7)

281
This Day in History

In Elizabethan times, despite the fine clothing, aristocratic ladies and gentlemen had a body odor that would drive modern Americans out of the room. And the ladies used remarkably thick layers of make-up based on egg white. And everyone was tiny.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2022 10:29 AM (qOuMB)

282 Been looking at a few pixs of the MV thing. Nobody seems under nourished and they all seem to have cell phones.
Interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 10:30 AM (anj39)

283 Kremlin Busy Distancing Putin From Ukraine Failures

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Hell, Vlad can't even spell Ukraine; spells it "YouKraine".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:30 AM (FVME7)

284 Real America's Voice had a clip of Fetterman last night. It was a clip from another show. The interviewer asked him "What can we do to help you win this election?" He stammered and gave no answer, and she politely closed the interviewed.

He is running for the Senate and could not even answer a simple question about how to help his own campaign.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 10:30 AM (lf83v)

285 Former Nevada deputy attorney general arrested, accused of murdering a teenager in 1972

https://washex.am/3dnWwqY

https://bit.ly/3LjMSSx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:23 AM (FVME7)

The word "Republican" was not mentioned in any of the stories. So....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ)

286 232
Can dogs get syphilis? Cuz pretty sure both the dogs humping her legs have syphilis. As was the fashion at the time.
Posted by: Big Gay Al at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM

Not sure about syphilis, but I think I recall a recent story involving monkey pox....

Whatever happened to that pandemic porn, by the way?

Posted by: Media Moron at September 16, 2022 10:31 AM (JCZqz)

287 It'd have to be a law that says it's OK for the Feds to do it, but not the States.

Posted by: No One of Consequence

The fact that Florida isn't a border state and that A-Dolt Shitler has sent 70 planes filled with illegals to FL in the last 2 years makes me think DeSantis' move is a proper 10th Amendment response to a lawless federal government.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:31 AM (Pq0CS)

288 Wait...am I the only one having sex right now?

How are you typing? Wait, don't answer that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2022 10:31 AM (nfrXX)

289 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

Just curious.
I wonder if the number of busses that brought them will equal the number that move them out?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39)

290 Which is why no President ever messes with sitting Governors. To do so is, quite literally, War.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (r46W7)

It would be another......precedent, then.

Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 10:32 AM (4h9M3)

291 Been looking at a few pixs of the MV thing. Nobody seems under nourished and they all seem to have cell phones.
Interesting.
Posted by: Diogenes

If you think they walked 1500 miles across Mexico...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:32 AM (HspZ0)

292 I don't see any problem with the term 'wetback'. It accurately describes an illegal that crosses our border via the Rio Grande.

My understanding is that the term 'wop' is short for 'without papers', which refers to Italians, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 10:32 AM (ufFY8)

293 I don't think the lady is a wildcat in the sack.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 16, 2022 10:33 AM (ufFY8)

294 This one looks like it's in it's pollination phase.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Heh. Her hair is actually black.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:33 AM (Pq0CS)

295 And the ladies used remarkably thick layers of make-up based on egg white
_________

So that explains why the eyelashes fell off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2022 10:34 AM (fs1hN)

296 Can dogs get syphilis?

*******

Isn't Syphilis the guy in mythology who kept rolling the boulder up the hill only to have it tumble all the way back down once he neared the top?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+)

297 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.
____________

F*cking awesome. Nothing like dropping 50 undocumented illegal aliens from Venezuela onto a military installation (Joint Base Cape Cod is where Camp Edwards is located.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 10:35 AM (lf83v)

298 My understanding is that the term 'wop' is short for 'without papers', which refers to Italians, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Not according to the wikis:

...originates from the Southern Italian dialectal term guappo, roughly meaning "dandy", or "swaggerer", derived from the Spanish term guapo, meaning "good-looking", "dandy", from Latin vappa for "sour wine", also "worthless fellow"

It's their own term.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wop

Posted by: jeffrey toobin at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (g1EEm)

299 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.

Are they being asked if they want to get on the bus or are they being forced to? Because my understanding was that they had a choice whether or not to get on the plane in FL. So who's the trafficer now?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (nfrXX)

300 Isn't Syphilis the guy in mythology who kept rolling the boulder up the hill only to have it tumble all the way back down once he neared the top?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+)

That was his twin brother, Sisyphus. Syphilis was the black sheep of the family.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (UuD2k)

301 /off sock.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (g1EEm)

302 >A little-known story about Schickelgruber is that he was actually given a letter of introduction to the great Viennese set designer Alfred Roller, who had agreed to look over sketches and give advice.
>As Hitler told it years later, he twice went to Roller's studio, but never had the nerve to knock.

Where was this crushing doubt where it needed to be?

Mustache man was not a good writer (I haven't read but this is often said) where the other 30s tyrants Mussolini and Stalin were very gifted.

He was in terms of vision and voice amazing, like a Dark Michael Jackson.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (44ww/)

303 How are you typing? Wait, don't answer that.
Posted by: Oddbob

********

It's just like playing a xylophone...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (cPDW+)

304 281 Regular bathing (including using saunas) was one the few ways in which the Russians and Scandis were more civilized than Western Europeans at that time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:37 AM (F7bjs)

305 My understanding is that the term 'wop' is short for 'without papers', which refers to Italians, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Ahh, remembering the halcyon days of my misspent yute when I had an entire paperback book of Polish and Italian jokes.

"Have you heard of the Italian tires?"

"Dago round and round and when Dago flat Dago Wop! Wop! Wop!"

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:37 AM (Pq0CS)

306 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

Given the caterwauling about lack of resources from MV, it's not clear to me why they don't send them to Boston. Keep it a MA problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:38 AM (ayzS/)

307 this guy was a mob enforcer most of his life.

That reminds me of a story I read in a book about Chicago police, What Cops Know. One cop remembered when he arrested an absolutely huge gang banger, he was amused to see that the guy had an arm tattoo that read "CHEIF ENFROCER." Apparently, the thug had gone to get the tat and had written the words down himself, but he was so intimidating, the tattoo artist was afraid to tell him he'd spelled the words wrong.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2022 10:38 AM (AW0uW)

308 Syphilis was the black sheep of the family.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Eros's cousin.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:38 AM (g1EEm)

309 Mustache man was not a good writer (I haven't read but this is often said) where the other 30s tyrants Mussolini and Stalin were very gifted.
__________

Mussolini was a political journalist and we very well read before focusing his attention on making the trains run on time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 10:39 AM (lf83v)

310 I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:37 AM (Pq0CS)
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Don't tell us about the Italian helicopter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 10:39 AM (9nXhD)

311 It's almost like they've realized unicorn 🦄 farts ain't gonna cut it.

The US Department of Energy (DOE) yesterday released a study stating that 80% of US coal power plant sites could be converted to nuclear power plant sites in order to help the US achieve net zero by 2050....

https://bit.ly/3RRAr2R

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:39 AM (HspZ0)

312 >>> 272 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

Wait... the Democrats are sending them to a *CAMP*????

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 10:39 AM (llON8)

313 He is running for the Senate and could not even answer a simple question about how to help his own campaign.

And yet he will still win by a comfortable margin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2022 10:39 AM (AW0uW)

314 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod
**

Counselors will be bussed in later today to set up an emergency Psychological Trauma Center to treat all the PTSD cases over the weekend.

Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 10:40 AM (FQWHA)

315 "wop" was pointed at Italians mostly. I know this from the documentary West Side Story.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 10:40 AM (44ww/)

316 The left has gone from there is no illegal immigration problem to get those filthy illegals out of my town in less than 24 hours. That has to be a record for hypocrisy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ZLI7S)

317 Posted by: jeffrey toobin at September 16, 2022 10:36 AM (g1EEm)

The things I learn here.
Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ufFY8)

318 The word "Republican" was not mentioned in any of the stories. So....

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Better dig up Harry Reid's grave and make sure it's empty.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:41 AM (Pq0CS)

319 And they're asking the "migrants" if they volunteer to go to Camp Edwards, right?

Asking in Spanish, of course.

Posted by: Ziba at September 16, 2022 10:41 AM (4h9M3)

320 272 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

Wait... the Democrats are sending them to a *CAMP*????

At least they had the wit not to put them in boxcars.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:42 AM (ayzS/)

321 I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:37 AM (Pq0CS)

C'mon, that is actually funny.

But, my humor is juvenile.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 10:43 AM (ufFY8)

322 If you don't think this is OK in the schools, you're a hater!

https://bit.ly/3UjaH19

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:43 AM (FVME7)

323 >>313 He is running for the Senate and could not even answer a simple question about how to help his own campaign.

There is speculation that when he kicks Oz's ass he will
resign for health reasons. Then, new Governor Schapiro will select his true Marxist wife to fill his slot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:43 AM (A7urr)

324 The US Department of Energy (DOE) yesterday released a study stating that 80% of US coal power plant sites could be converted to nuclear power plant sites in order to help the US achieve net zero by 2050....
l
of course the only thing that makes existing plants useful is that the wiring is already hooked up. And 2050???? LOL. 28 years from now???? Well looks like they're going to hop right onto that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:44 AM (trdmm)

325 Pretty funny how the totalitarians can mobilize the removal of the unwanted so quickly when they are fucking motivated.
Asshoes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 10:44 AM (ufFY8)

326 Don't tell us about the Italian helicopter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious

All I know about choppahs was taught to me by the Captain of my ship baco in 1989:

"Helicopters don't fly. The earth rejects them."

He was an old A-6 Intruder pilot, naturally.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:45 AM (Pq0CS)

327 262 I dunno about syphilis, but monkeypox in dogs is apparently a thing...try not to think about it too hard when you realize the main way monkeypox is transmitted...

chasing them after a shower?

Posted by: anachronda at September 16, 2022 10:45 AM (GbLWf)

328 >>316 The left has gone from there is no illegal immigration problem to get those filthy illegals out of my town in less than 24 hours. That has to be a record for hypocrisy.
Posted by: JackStraw

If only we had GOP leaders that would pounce on this fact.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (A7urr)

329 Buses have arrived in Martha's Vineyard to remove the illegals and drop them off at Camp Edwards on Cape Cod.

The Great Humanitarian Crisis is over.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

Wait... the Democrats are sending them to a *CAMP*????
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

They are concentrating them?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (HspZ0)

330 Boxcars pays 35-1 in Nevada. (Odds are 36-1)

Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (KAi1n)

331 They are concentrating them?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (HspZ0)
-----------
With or without pulp?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 10:47 AM (9nXhD)

332 >"Dad, did you kill anybody when you were in the war?"
"Son, I was a helicopter mechanic..."
>"..."
"...so yes."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 10:47 AM (44ww/)

333 Your daily reminder that Germany recently reclassified nuclear energy as "green" energy. They know how fucked they are to take that step. They're also not wrong.

Nuke=green.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 10:47 AM (Pq0CS)

334 282 Been looking at a few pixs of the MV thing. Nobody seems under nourished and they all seem to have cell phones.
Interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 10:30 AM (anj39)

The illegals being sent north have been processed as asylum seekers and released with a Notice to Appear at an immigration hearing. So they have everything DHS gives all released illegals - phone, clothes, shoes, some food - when state officials ask them if they want to go to the land of liberal milk and honey, the northeast.

Because DHS/ICE released them with no restriction on where they can go in the US, Mad Joe cannot charge AZ, TX, FL officials with anything. As long as the bus riders voluntarily sign a form agreeing to the conditions.

I expect DoJ is looking hard for dropped-off illegals who will say no habla Ingles - they did not know what they were signing. Hence, kidnapping. I also expect the folks arranging the bus rides had the process for everyone videoed and everything was done with an interpreter present and repeating everything in Spanish.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 10:47 AM (AMIL/)

335 Damn, the empire state head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 10:48 AM (VwHCD)

336 Actually what I said was very specific in respect to people making comments about pedophilia in pictures that have nothing to do with that. Is that what that person automatically thinks in respect to pictures with children-that they're being sexually abused?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

*******

And what I am doing is gently poking fun at the way you tried to make your point. This blog has always had its raunchier element, and sometimes lines of propriety get crossed. Is pedophilia that much different from anal beads or dogs/women/peanut butter? Most of the time the commenters police themselves, as communities are wont to do. I know you have said that you used to consider yourself a liberal, but shifted your political focus a number of years ago. The broad brush approach of painting The Horde as a whole as reprobates is a technique you may have carried over from your lefty days. My approach is to either respond to a specific comment and say, "Eww, that's kind of gross" or ignore it. Just my two cents worth of an opinion. You just go on being you, and the rest of us will do the same.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:48 AM (cPDW+)

337 Boxcars pays 35-1 in Nevada. (Odds are 36-1)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (KAi1n)
-----------
The house edge in craps is about 1.5%. It's enough.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 10:48 AM (9nXhD)

338 There’s an old joke:

In Heaven, the Italians are the cooks, the French are the lovers, the English are the police, and the Germans run everything.

In Hell, the English are the cooks, the Germans are the lovers, the French are the police, and the Italians run everything.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:49 AM (F7bjs)

339 "Dad, did you kill anybody when you were in the war?"
"Son, I was a helicopter mechanic..."
>"..."
"...so yes."
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Pray that Jesus Nut doesn't come off.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:49 AM (HspZ0)

340
Look at the scheming, sneering courtesan of old. So much more dignity than a Lisa Page or a Huma Abedin.

Our political system is, in all things, mediocre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2022 10:50 AM (oINRc)

341 The decorum of the art thread is not up to the standards of the rest of the blog.

Pinkies out, everyone!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

It's certainly no Sunday Book Thread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) sans trousers at September 16, 2022 10:50 AM (yQpMk)

342 At least they had the wit not to put them in boxcars.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:42 AM

It would be a bit tough to get them across the Sound in boxcars. I suppose we could slingload them, though....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 10:50 AM (asZuX)

343 I expect DoJ is looking hard for dropped-off illegals who will say no habla Ingles - they did not know what they were signing. Hence, kidnapping. I also expect the folks arranging the bus rides had the process for everyone videoed and everything was done with an interpreter present and repeating everything in Spanish.
Posted by: Gref

That's why they are signing bilingual release forms.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:51 AM (HspZ0)

344 People, people, people! It's Martha's Vinyard, not Mariachi Vinyard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

345 If only we had GOP leaders that would pounce on this fact.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (A7urr)

well we've got two, now. Let's see who else figures it out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:51 AM (trdmm)

346 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN TYPING IN ALL CAPS YOU EXPECT ME TO BE THE AUTHOR. WHEN IT IS NOT ME, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE SOCK FAIL IS EPIC.
GOOD JOB HELENA!

Posted by: Ben Rothlissberger at September 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ufFY8)

347 Damn, the empire state head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2022 10:48 AM

Too late!

Posted by: Eyegore at September 16, 2022 10:52 AM (asZuX)

348 The Germans are the mechanics in Heaven, not the administrators. The mechanics are Italians in Hell.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2022 10:52 AM (KAi1n)

349 This blog has always had its raunchier element, and sometimes lines of propriety get crossed.

"One man's line of propriety is another man's plane of piety."

- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:52 AM (g1EEm)

350 That's why they are signing bilingual release forms.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:51 AM (HspZ0)

it's downright funny that the Left never saw this coming, and yet Abbott and DeSantis have already anticipated every move they're going to make. Something about getting inside the enemies OODA loop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm)

351 There are more reporters on Martha's Vineyard today than illegals. The place is gonna tip over if they aren't careful.

In one day Abbott and DeSantis moved illegal immigration even higher as a key midterm issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)

352 350 That's why they are signing bilingual release forms.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:51 AM (HspZ0)

it's downright funny that the Left never saw this coming, and yet Abbott and DeSantis have already anticipated every move they're going to make. Something about getting inside the enemies OODA loop.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm)

=======

They publicly announced exactly what they were doing months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

353 The Horde as a whole as reprobates

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Reprobatin' Pedro at September 16, 2022 10:54 AM (ufFY8)

354 Just got here:
From sewing experience, looking at the dress fabric, the lining fabric, the epaulets, wide oversleeves. the padding in the bodice and adding in the long full skirt, the underskirt, the canvas and wood corset, this ensemble would easily weigh between twenty or thirty pounds or more.
The whole point was "I'm an elite and don't have to be able to move in my clothes".

The rendering of the fabric, the lace and the jewelry is wonderful.

Posted by: sal at September 16, 2022 10:54 AM (y40tE)

355 And 2050???? LOL. 28 years from now????

-
A period of readjustment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 16, 2022 10:54 AM (FVME7)

356 In Hell, the English are the cooks, the Germans are the lovers, the French are the police, and the Italians run everything.
____________

I find your humour to be insulting.

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at September 16, 2022 10:55 AM (lf83v)

357 People, people, people! It's Martha's Vinyard, not Mariachi Vinyard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Olé!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:55 AM (HspZ0)

358 Pretty funny how the totalitarians can mobilize the removal of the unwanted so quickly when they are fucking motivated.
Asshoes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 10:44 AM (ufFY

Knowing the Left, I'm viewing this as a trial run.

Posted by: Wally at September 16, 2022 10:55 AM (FJYfm)

359 My Plane of Piety is an Me-262. Because it was on the cover of a BOC album.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)

360 In Hell, the English are the cooks, the Germans are the lovers, the French are the police, and the Italians run everything.

And the Irish are teatotalers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:56 AM (HspZ0)

361 337 Boxcars pays 35-1 in Nevada. (Odds are 36-1)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2022 10:46 AM (KAi1n)
-----------
The house edge in craps is about 1.5%. It's enough.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 10:48 AM (9nXhD)

The casinos play the long game. Over the course of any particular several days, or a week or so at most, they will get what statistics say they will get for a given game.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 10:56 AM (AMIL/)

362 I expect DoJ is looking hard for dropped-off illegals who will say no habla Ingles - they did not know what they were signing. Hence, kidnapping. I also expect the folks arranging the bus rides had the process for everyone videoed and everything was done with an interpreter present and repeating everything in Spanish.

So....there are 50 0f you on a bus, going somewhere, and nobody discussed the destination in Spanish, and you didn't ask? Sounds plausible.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (ayzS/)

363 The house edge in craps is about 1.5%. It's enough.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 10:48 AM (9nXhD)

That's if you bet smart. There are some really crappy (SWIDT?) bets that give the house a much better take.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (XIJ/X)

364 362 So....there are 50 0f you on a bus, going somewhere, and nobody discussed the destination in Spanish, and you didn't ask? Sounds plausible.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (ayzS/)

=======

"Good enough for me. Execute DeSantis for murder."
-Hawaiian judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

365 I sure hope they find all 50 and don't have to round up the gardeners and servants for questioning.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (wBpKf)

366 338 There’s an old joke:

In Heaven, the Italians are the cooks, the French are the lovers, the English are the police, and the Germans run everything.

In Hell, the English are the cooks, the Germans are the lovers, the French are the police, and the Italians run everything.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 10:49 AM (F7bjs)

And they won't let the Irish in either.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (Y5qcH)

367 More good news, the DOW is only down 230 at the open.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 10:57 AM (A7urr)

368 My Plane of Piety is an Me-262. Because it was on the cover of a BOC album.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)

Hitler's on the phone from Berlin, says I'm gonna make you a star.

Posted by: Eric Bloom at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (ufFY8)

369 My Plane of Piety is an Me-262. Because it was on the cover of a BOC album.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Mebbe. But those fokkers were flying Messerschmidt's!
--Just the Punchline

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (HspZ0)

370 And who doesn't like plain ol' pie and tea?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (cPDW+)

371 In one day Abbott and DeSantis moved illegal immigration even higher as a key midterm issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)

we've always groaned about Alinsky, but he was right, and his rules are worth knowing and using. They are directions as to how an insurgency overthrows an entrenched establishment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (trdmm)

372 >>This blog has always had its raunchier element, and sometimes lines of propriety get crossed.

It's not nice to talk about garrett when he's not here to defend himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

373 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN TYPING IN ALL CAPS YOU EXPECT ME TO BE THE AUTHOR. WHEN IT IS NOT ME, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE SOCK FAIL IS EPIC.
GOOD JOB HELENA!

Posted by: Ben Rothlissberger at September 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ufFY

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SIGNED THE COMMENT WRONG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (yQpMk)

374 373 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN TYPING IN ALL CAPS YOU EXPECT ME TO BE THE AUTHOR. WHEN IT IS NOT ME, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE SOCK FAIL IS EPIC.
GOOD JOB HELENA!

Posted by: Ben Rothlissberger at September 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ufFY

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SIGNED THE COMMENT WRONG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (yQpMk)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

375 Ruffles have ridges.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (IyrhE)

376 The Left are treating the poor immigrants like garbage. They are using the same slogan just a different subject.

Not in my backyard!!!

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (9pcIx)

377 370 nice

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (g1EEm)

378 It's not nice to talk about garrett when he's not here to defend himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

You're high right now, aren't you?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (yQpMk)

379 It's certainly no Sunday Book Thread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) sans trousers at September 16, 2022 10:50 AM (yQpMk)

Fuckin' A right it isn't the Book Thread.

Bunch of snooty toffs over there.

"We wear pants!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (XIJ/X)

380 Gentlemen, start refreshing your pages!

You don't want to miss Foist!

Posted by: Buddy at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (FCbAQ)

381 I sure hope they find all 50 and don't have to round up the gardeners and servants for questioning.

*******

National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (cPDW+)

382 we've always groaned about Alinsky, but he was right, and his rules are worth knowing and using. They are directions as to how an insurgency overthrows an entrenched establishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (trdmm)

Alinsky only knew how to f'k things up for other people. The left never understood that his ideas were totally inappropriate for when you are eventually put in charge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (Y5qcH)

383 we've always groaned about Alinsky, but he was right, and his rules are worth knowing and using. They are directions as to how an insurgency overthrows an entrenched establishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 10:58 AM (trdmm)

I think we always knew he was "right," for the most part. I think most of our groaning was about whether he was moral. But I think we're less and less willing to go to our graves consoling ourselves that we're on the moral high ground.

Posted by: Wally at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (FJYfm)

384
National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (cPDW+)

Voluntarily, right? :-)

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 11:01 AM (AMIL/)

385 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SIGNED THE COMMENT WRONG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (yQpMk)

THAT IS FUNNY TOO BECAUSE I WAS NEVER GOOD AT SPELING.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisberger at September 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ufFY8)

386 My Plane of Piety is an Me-262. Because it was on the cover of a BOC album.

Posted by: Tom Servo

That's one wicked looking aircraft.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 11:01 AM (Pq0CS)

387 Leaf blower = Mexican bagpipes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2022 11:02 AM (5E6zy)

388 You're high right now, aren't you?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 10:59 AM (yQpMk)

Dammit, Grump, you beat me to it.

You are scary, because we seem to share the same mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ufFY8)

389 National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (cPDW+)

Did they have a Polish driver?

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 11:03 AM (9pcIx)

390 National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.
__________

The National Guard? They have activated the National Guard for this? Where is Immigration and Customs Enforcement? This is their world of work.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 11:04 AM (lf83v)

391 National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM (cPDW+)

Looks like the price of help just went up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2022 11:04 AM (ufFY8)

392 Nothing says "Our borders are secure" than activating the Massachusetts National Guard.

The White House is going to frame this as part of their "Insurrection" crap. "The Governors of Texas and Florida created a national security threat in Massachusetts necessitating the activation of the National Guard."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2022 11:07 AM (lf83v)

393 National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM

But...it's an island.

Posted by: Eyegore at September 16, 2022 11:07 AM (asZuX)

394 Breitbart is saying 6M illegals could occupy MV comfortably.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 11:08 AM (A7urr)

395 >>I think we always knew he was "right," for the most part. I think most of our groaning was about whether he was moral. But I think we're less and less willing to go to our graves consoling ourselves that we're on the moral high ground

I think a lot of it is our leaders have been too afraid to actually fight because what will the media say! Hopefully, so others will learn from this. Fighting back works and the media is a joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 11:09 AM (ZLI7S)

396 Recidivism, that's a boneheaded word that's for sure.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 11:10 AM (44ww/)

397 The jerkoffs in MV's might think their "crisis" is over, but they don't realize that with this all their caterwauling and fake indignation, they have removed all doubt that they are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. Every time they talk about compassion and fairness and "acts of love", this episode should be thrown in their face.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2022 11:20 AM (mR6Gs)

398

Lady linebacker with shoulders to break any tackle .Averages 16yards per run.1st draught for Notre DAME.

Lotsa fun in the showers.Easy to ruffle?

Posted by: safristi at September 16, 2022 12:03 PM (qktfm)

399 393 National Guard reports a total of 278 Mexicans and Hondurans were bused off Martha's Vineyard today.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 11:00 AM

I thought it was just 50 Venezuelans? Or did the Fascist White Supremecists on MV just use this as an excuse for a purge? Sounds pretty xenophobic, pretty purge like.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 16, 2022 12:04 PM (z0DEK)

400 Willem de Kooning's "Woman-Ochre", after being stolen in 1985 and recovered in 2017, has been restored and will be on display at the University of Arizona Musuem of Art, Tucson, AZ, beginning October 8th.

It appears that a married couple stole it from the museum by cutting it out of its frame and walking out the front door. They then hung in their home in Cliff, NM (pop. 290) until their passing in 2017.

https://tinyurl.com/2u387s4w

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