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Fetterman: I'll Do One Debate. Maybe. Someday.
Update: Tucker Carlson's Ten Minute Biography on Fetterman Added

Fetterman claims he'll do a debate with Mehmet Oz, but this seems like BS, just to get people to stop questioning his ability to debate. Because this supposed offer of a debate is written on fog. It's deliberately vague and subject to caveats and prerequisites.

John Fetterman said he is committing [Is he?] to attending one debate with his Republican opponent, Mehmet Oz, in the closely watched battle for the Senate in Pennsylvania, but his campaign is still discussing accommodations for his auditory processing problems.

The announcement comes as Oz has ramped up pressure on Fetterman, who suffered a stroke in May, to agree to a series of debates beginning in early September.

"We're absolutely going to debate Dr. Oz, and that was really always our intent to do that," Fetterman told POLITICO in an exclusive interview. "It was just simply only ever been about addressing some of the lingering issues of the stroke, the auditory processing, and we're going to be able to work that out."

You'll never be able to "work that out" so it will never happen. This is all a lie.

Fetterman declined to specify which debate he will attend or provide an exact date for it, though he said it will "be sometime in the middle to end of October" on a "major television station" in the state.

Uh-huh.

He also said that the campaign is looking at the possibility of using a closed captioning monitor for the event so that he does not miss any words as he continues to recover from his stroke.

"We're just exploring that," he said of the closed captioning. "I have every ability to talk about all of these issues and have a full debate. And that's really just the one lingering issue of the stroke -- that some of my hearing was damaged a little bit, but it's continuing to get better and better and better every day."

Will the "closed captioning system" be something that only you can see? Will your aides be able to provide you with "closed captioning" answers to questions?

Oz, who is trailing Fetterman in the polls, has for weeks sought to portray the Democrat as skipping debates either because he can't defend his record or is too ill to go onstage. The attacks have sometimes been ugly, with one Oz aide saying that Fetterman might not have suffered a stroke if he'd ever eaten vegetables, a statement that the celebrity doctor later distanced himself from.

Oh, it was an aide who said that? They way this big fat unemployed derelict whined about it, I thought it was Oz himself who must have said that.

The timing of Fetterman's sketchy "commitment" to do one debate should also be noted: He wants to do it (supposedly) late in the campaign season, when early voting, especially by Democrats, will have been going on already for weeks.


Fetterman's hometown paper, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, is finally raising the obvious issue: Is this fat mentally-impaired slob even up to working any jobs, let alone serving as Senator?

Democrat John Fetterman's hometown newspaper questioned the Pennsylvania Senate hopeful's "ability to serve" after he pulled out of a debate with Republican Mehmet Oz, citing his recovery from a stroke earlier this year.

In a scathing editorial, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette said Fetterman's refusal to debate raises "legitimate concerns" about his health. "Voters have a right to know whether their prospective senator can do the job--including handling the give-and-take of a vigorous debate," the editorial board said.

...

Fetterman's recovery has been far slower than expected. While his campaign initially said he would be back on the campaign trail "soon" after his stroke, he has made only a few public appearances and done even fewer interviews. Fetterman has relied heavily on his wife Gisele during those events. She sat by his side during an MSNBC interview last week, his first national interview since his stroke. Gisele was also spotted on Monday intervening as Fetterman was asked whether he would debate Oz.

Oz has made Fetterman's criminal justice reform policies a focal point of his campaign. On Tuesday, he cited the Washington Free Beacon's report that Fetterman cast the only vote on the board of pardons to release Wayne Covington, who was convicted of first-degree murder for killing a man while stealing money for heroin. Fetterman voted to free Covington last year, against the wishes of the victim's family.


The retiring liberal Senator Pat Toomey endorsed Oz, and also noted that Fetterman was running a campaign from his basement.


Toomey, who endorsed Oz after declining to support a candidate in the bruising Republican primary, urged Fetterman to face his rival on the debate stage.

"You have one candidate, Dr. Oz, who very much wants to engage in a robust debate about the [campaigns'] differences, discuss policies and the implications for Pennsylvanians," Toomey said. "And then you have another candidate, John Fetterman, who's doing everything possible to avoid debating those differences.

"John Fetterman sits at home, does social media all day ][and] he raises tons of money from liberals in California and New York," he added.

I think we've had enough of candidates in semi-vegetative states campaigning from their basements, and having the media serving as their spokesmen.

A pro-Oz group just released an ad noting that this fat, lazy slob who has lived with his parents and collected an allowance from them for most of his "adult" life, once grabbed a shotgun and pointed it at a black jogger because he heard gunshots and assumed the black guy must have been the perp.

The jogger, by the way, was innocent of any crime.

But I guess Fetterman just felt something about the jogger's appearance made him suspicious, and indicated a penchant for criminal behavior.

A political committee supporting Pennsylvania Republican Senate candidate Mehmet Oz is out with a new ad geared toward Black voters highlighting a 2013 incident in which Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman pulled a gun on a Black jogger he mistakenly thought committed a crime.

The 30-second ad, which was released by American Leadership Action, cites the incident that took place when Fetterman was mayor of Braddock, Pa. The spot includes clips of a local news interview with the jogger Fetterman confronted, as well as Fetterman himself.


"I believe I did the right thing but I may have broken the law during the course of it," Fetterman says in a clip from a 2013 interview.

The ad wraps by calling Fetterman "reckless," "risky" and "wrong for Pennsylvania."

The $500,000 ad campaign, which was first reported by NBC News, is airing on networks with robust Black viewership including the Oprah Winfrey Network, Black Entertainment Television, ESPN, and NBC. Additionally, NBC reported that the group has also rolled out a 15-second digital ad that will reach Black voters online.

BTW, where would a jogger hide a gun on his body?

Didn't we just prosecute two men for shooting a black jogger? Who, by the way, was in fact a thief only posing as a jogger?

But now the Democrats are going to vote for a guy who did the same thing? (He didn't shoot the jogger, but the threat was there. The jogger just didn't flee, and permitted the false arrest. If he had run, Fetterman would have shot him.)

I believe this is why:

Tucker Carlson ran down Fetterman's background as a rich but aimless Trust Fund Bitch who has reinvented himself even more deceptively than my personal hero Robert Francis O'Rourke -- as a blue collar workin' man, one who'd never worked a day in his life.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM




Comments

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1 First... of my name.

Posted by: King Tampon I at September 08, 2022 05:16 PM (48d9R)

2 This is abuse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2022 05:16 PM (dNqv+)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

4 He really is a vile-looking creature.

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:17 PM (wvwzL)

5 "We're absolutely going to debate Dr. Oz, and that was really always our intent to do that," Fetterman told POLITICO in an exclusive interview.

Who is "we"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:17 PM (DRSnL)

6 He'll fit right in in DC.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:18 PM (sn5EN)

7 While I'm a bloody mess due to the loss of my mum...

I promise, now that I'm pulling the strings of the realm, that I shall usher in a Tam-Pax Britannica!

Posted by: King Tampon I at September 08, 2022 05:18 PM (48d9R)

8 Fetterman will wear a covid mask, and his voice may sound different, but that's due to the stroke.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

9 I thought I read this morning that he agreed to do a specific debate?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (bVYXr)

10 Tucker's hit piece on Fetterman last night was EPIC.

You know how we all like Mean Angry Ace? Yeah... Tucker gave no fucks last night.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (oHd/0)

11 Just missed it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (llXky)

12 I can't. I can't watch that. he had subsequent strokes to the first one, I think.

COVID shots and cocaine and obesity don't mix well, looks like.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (w0NJk)

13 Is that a scarf? I assumed he was wearing a hoodie under his suit-and-tie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (44ww/)

14 BTW, where would a jogger hide a gun on his body?

Had a room mate who jogged, carried a 1911 in a fanny pack in the middle of his back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (Ivdso)

15 Who is "we"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:17 PM (DRSnL)

Me and my tumor...
*twirls cane*
Walking down the avenue...
*Jazz Hands*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (dNqv+)

16 Shrek Fetterman is a 6'10" pile of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (h+wzp)

17 10 Tucker's hit piece on Fetterman last night was EPIC.

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (bs+z0)

18 YAAAARP!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (44ww/)

19 Who is "we"?


it's his pyscho-goth wife talking. she uses the royal we.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (w0NJk)

20 I saw the story on Tucker last night.

I can't believe that pointing out that somebody can't speak in complete sentences is now a "low blow" and "gutter politics".

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (krQz2)

21 Slingblade Goes To Washington is gonna be my new favorite movie.

Posted by: Wally at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (FJYfm)

22 That guy looks like he's one psychotic break away from eating people on live TV.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (yHsuS)

23 Can't say I like Oz, but Fetterman has to be stopped from gaining office. Not because he had a stroke but he is a raving Leftist loonatic

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (k8B25)

24 Also related to Fetted Cheese Stick

From Fox.
Fetterman's press secretary tweeted she was 'mortified' to be American, made insensitive remarks on minorities.

Ru Roh.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (GwxCX)

25 He had a stroke. He can't process words.

WTF is he doing running for senate? Seems, bad.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

26 >>>Is that a scarf? I assumed he was wearing a hoodie under his suit-and-tie.

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He looked better in his tux singing "Puttin' on the Ritz" with Gene Wilder

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (VJsqe)

27 I can't believe that pointing out that somebody can't speak in complete sentences is now a "low blow" and "gutter politics".
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (krQz2)

Especially as we already have a brain damaged Precedent as President.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)

28 22 That guy looks like he's one psychotic break away from eating people on live TV.


he looks like he's gonna start shaking and repeating "TWO WEEKS" any moment

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (w0NJk)

29 I keep expecting to see him with top hat breaking into singing Putting on the Ritzzzz

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (bs+z0)

30 He would empty the jails if it was up to him

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (k8B25)

31 Is that a scarf? I assumed he was wearing a hoodie under his suit-and-tie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:19 PM (44ww/)

Gaiter, maybe?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (DRSnL)

32
All else aside, the Post-Gazette is a tabloid. And a real crooked, shady one at that. The kind of shitty rag that writes up a lengthy, tendentious obitchuary about my grandpa after he dies and can't defend himself. Fuck those people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (oINRc)

33 That guy looks like he's one psychotic break away from eating people on live TV.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
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Wouldn't matter, he'd still win the election.

Posted by: Drc at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (vbaSG)

34 He was running before he had a stroke.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (k8B25)

35 I can't believe that pointing out that somebody can't speak in complete sentences is now a "low blow" and "gutter politics".
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:20 PM (krQz2)

Especially as we already have a brain damaged Precedent as President.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)

Yes, the speaking a complete sentence thing would gut the halls of Congress and the White House.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (eoQWY)

36 Meh, Dr. Oz has been gifted with an imbecile for an opponent.

Doesn't mean Oz is going to be good. But at least he's coherent--more than many leftist politicians nowadays.


Who is more competent and coherent--Joe "Mussolini" Biden or this dweeb?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (Kbz60)

37 Only thing Fatterman is debating is beef or pork ribs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 05:22 PM (Bd6X8)

38 he looks like he's gonna start shaking and repeating "TWO WEEKS" any moment
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (w0NJk)

HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL)

39
That guy looks like he belongs in an RV parked in the desert, doing some home chemistry....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (n+4am)

40 Shrek is Harvard-trained Marxist. And a psychopath.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (h+wzp)

41 Is Oz really behind? GOP is leading the generic ballot in PA.

Sling Blade, Biden, and Harris on the campaign stage will literally be a black hole of inanity.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (QkC4w)

42 He's got a real Boo Radley feel to him when he's in that hoodie.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (PSRKd)

43 Bane was articulate at least. A reasonable man.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (44ww/)

44 He had a stroke. He can't process words.

WTF is he doing running for senate? Seems, bad.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM

Well, sadly. Look at our current preznit,

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (GwxCX)

45 If you missed Tucker's piece last night on Fetterman look for it. He is much worse than you thought.

He isn't qualified to be dog catcher in a town of 50 with no dogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)

46 Bane was articulate at least. A reasonable man.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
__

lol

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (wvwzL)

47 Brain Fog is real.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (yQpMk)

48 did kathy endorse oz yet or nah?

she is dead to me

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (w0NJk)

49 He has said he wanted to be Lt Governor to control jail reform, ie let them out

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (k8B25)

50 BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein to Moderate Debate Between Fetterman and a Ficus. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (h4Pfd)

51
Fetterman vs. Mehmet is a pretty perfect metaphor for just how fucked up this whole country is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (oINRc)

52 >>He had a stroke. He can't process words.


Also. I stutter!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (PSRKd)

53 He isn't qualified to be dog catcher in a town of 50 with no dogs.


I don't care who you are that there is funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM (w0NJk)

54 Brain Fog is real.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
___

Gotta have a brain first, instead of just the stem.

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (wvwzL)

55 And his wife looks like a skanky version of Morticia Adams

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (bs+z0)

56 >>Fetterman vs. Mehmet is a pretty perfect metaphor for just how fucked up this whole country is.


Shit Sandwich v Giant Douche II

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (PSRKd)

57 Hey, I see a black guy running and if he is not on the football field I assume he is running from the police
John Fetterman

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (yezA1)

58 Fetterman's hometown paper, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, is finally raising the obvious issue: Is this fat mentally-impaired slob even up to working any jobs, let alone serving as Senator?

In NJ a dud candidate was running then two weeks before the election the Dems pulled him and put in a popular ex-Senator.

Bingo!

that's what I'm told.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (Y7uha)

59 Bullshit, twaddle, smoke, mirrors.

Who cares. When is the last actual "debate" about actual things between two candidates for anything? 1860? Seriously. Who gives a fuck about some jumped up donkey show horseshit of two assholes talking nonsense while a third asshole talks more nonsense and calls themselves noble?

Just have a damned fashion show instead and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (8xNLw)

60 I've said this before, but the kill-shot Oz needs to make is to simply say: In my considered medical opinion, Fetterman is not physically able to perform the duties of the office of Senator.

Now, he can't really say that now, because he's only seen news reports and TV clips of Fetterman. If he did, Dems would accuse him of what Bandy X. Lee did with Trump, and it would blunt the attack.

However, if Oz and Fetterman were in the same room together, Oz, as a cardiothoracic surgeon, could get away with making that comment on a live debate stage. Because of this, there is no way on God's green earth that Fetterman's team is going to have him debate Oz. I'd love to see it, of course, but it would be political malpractice in the first degree.

Not happening.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (fItfF)

61 Bane was articulate at least. A reasonable man.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (44ww/)

He also tried to destroy a Pittsburg Steeler game, didn't he? Thats a sound and sensible policy unless the Bengals are there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (eoQWY)

62 I think I'm going as Fetterman this Halloween.

For extra authenticity, I will be drunk so that I speak "in character".

Posted by: Miklos has reached a Decision at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (eW8O/)

63 Even if a debate happens it will be Oz debating the host not Fetterman.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (k8B25)

64 Funny, cause Oz kind of reminds me of Gomez Addams.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (QkC4w)

65 he reminds me of the Onion's Senator Gronk (a lab experiment gone wrong who went on to fight crime before becoming a senator. Gronk hate Senate Bill 264 to raise tax on small business man! Gronk smash!)

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (Ynyl9)

66 Shrek was the mayor of Braddock, PA. Complete shithole. Crime went up, population went down.

This asshole has not one redeeming quality.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (h+wzp)

67 > Who is "we"?

Him and the Marxist commissar who's speaking into his earpiece telling him what to say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (bW8dp)

68 Lol.

Wa state has ended the Wuhan emergency. Good god over 2 years later and the state still had an emergency? Dems are just fucking insane. Period.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (3vQN0)

69 Fetterman looks like he's incarcerated at the State Correctional Institution-Greene.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 05:27 PM (ZB6WQ)

70
Fetterman's hometown paper, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, is finally raising the obvious issue: Is this fat mentally-impaired slob even up to working any jobs, let alone serving as Senator?

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He'd be the perfect successor to Press Secretary KJP.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 05:27 PM (h4Pfd)

71 but his campaign is still discussing accommodations for his auditory processing problems.


Oz wont accommodate my special needs! It is his fault I can't debate!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 05:27 PM (Wrs74)

72 What is happening?

pic.twitter.com/ecSk4YvZF4

- Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 6, 2022


That's Joe Biden, Jr.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

73
I'm pretty sure the left will pull the rug out from under Fetterman, place some other candidate on the ballot, and some Hawaiian judge will rule it completely legal.

This is Pennsylvania politics, controlled by the fat union bosses in their posh Philly union hall, with a couple dozen SQL programmers on the staff to 'fortify' the Philly results.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (jE276)

74 if Oz were like Trump, during the debate he'd keep using phrases like "a stroke of bad luck".

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (Ynyl9)

75 I was downtown at a red light and saw a guy come in from the right, running straight at my car, maybe 25 feet away. I didn't stop to think about what color he was, I just dropped the clutch and took off thru the red light.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (sn5EN)

76 Biden spent a year in the basement and nobody cares. Fetterman figures why not.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (3vQN0)

77 Oz, who is trailing Fetterman in the polls, has for weeks sought to portray
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Seizing, pouncing and now soughting. Is there any low to which Republicans will not stoop?

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (BXxcV)

78 Fetterman has agreed to a debate on November 8, 2022......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (PYJJG)

79 Who cares. When is the last actual "debate" about actual things between two candidates for anything? 1860? Seriously. Who gives a fuck about some jumped up donkey show horseshit of two assholes talking nonsense while a third asshole talks more nonsense and calls themselves noble?

Just have a damned fashion show instead and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (8xNLw)

Lincoln Douglas debates were for the Senate in 1858. Speeches in front of actual voters, one in most of the house districts in the state, each side given a chance to respond...think it was 60 min - 90 min - 30 min format. People would show up and picnic.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

80 That's Joe Biden, Jr.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

If Bronco and Fraudci had a son . . . .

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (yHsuS)

81 I want to see Fetterman and Gabby Gifford in a performance of My Fair Lady.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

82 Stroke me stroke me,,,stroke,,,,

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 05:29 PM (GwxCX)

83
I've sort of lost track of PA politics, though I used to pay attention to it (it's always good for a crazy episode of National Soap Opera).

Isn't Fetterman the one who is basically a basement dwelling, Cheeto-chomping mama's boy? Like if raimondo ran for office?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:29 PM (oINRc)

84 And his wife looks like a skanky version of Morticia Adams
Posted by: It's me donna

He's married to Elvira?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2022 05:29 PM (ftFVW)

85 I'm no fan of Oz, either, but he's gotta be better than this fucktard.

O/T: even Beef Jezos is calling out Yojimbo Jumanji or whatever her name is (the professor who slagged off QEII on Twitter).

O/O/T: Have we thought up a derogatory nickname for King Charles III yet, for use when he inevitably does something stupid?

If not, I nominate "The Inbred Spaniel".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:29 PM (bW8dp)

86 I got like a Carhart sweatshirt so errr I'm one of you errrr somethin. Fucking clown.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (GwxCX)

87 81 I want to see Fetterman and Gabby Gifford in a performance of My Fair Lady.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk

I know I shouldn't have but I laughed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (bs+z0)

88 The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.

https://tinyurl.com/24sdjb3p

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (wvwzL)

89 People keep calling him "Shrek", but he doesn't have a Scottish accent.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (krQz2)

90 I honestly thought they would never allow Charles to be King

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (yezA1)

91 If Uncle Festerman drops out, could they get Hunter to run in his place? He probably got a beej from a Philadelphia hooker so he can claim his genetic material is a resident.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (QkC4w)

92 Wa state has ended the Wuhan emergency. Good god over 2 years later and the state still had an emergency? Dems are just fucking insane. Period.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (3vQN0)

And that's another reason why the response is Trump's fault. He let Democrats declare states of emergency for years after his presidency. DeSantis would have forced them into states of non-emergency.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

93 O/O/T: Have we thought up a derogatory nickname for King Charles III yet, for use when he inevitably does something stupid?

The Big Chas?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (yHsuS)

94 Commies put Fetterman in then they send an agent from DC to control things.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (Y7uha)

95 I think I'm going as Fetterman this Halloween.

For extra authenticity, I will be drunk so that I speak "in character".

Posted by: Miklos has reached a Decision at September 08, 2022 05:26 PM (eW8O/)
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I think you'd be better with a death-dealing hangover. That captures the whole pained look and eagerness to get out of there that characterizes his speeches.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (llXky)

96 Just have a damned fashion show instead and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 05:25 PM (8xNLw)

You really shouldn't bottle things up, Warai-otoko. It's not good for you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (DRSnL)

97 He looks like cousin Fester. He should be referred to as Festerman, First of his name.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (haWye)

98 He lies and says he'll debate with him,
Can't find the Fetterman.
He hears odd noises, sounds in his head,
Can't find the Fetterman.
Can't find the Fetterman.
Can't find the Fetterman.

Posted by: PA Jam at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (48d9R)

99 O/O/T: Have we thought up a derogatory nickname for King Charles III yet, for use when he inevitably does something stupid?

If not, I nominate "The Inbred Spaniel".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:29 PM

All hail King Tampax!

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (GwxCX)

100 >>The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.


Free Zig-Zags?

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (PSRKd)

101 O/O/T: Have we thought up a derogatory nickname for King Charles III yet, for use when he inevitably does something stupid?

If not, I nominate "The Inbred Spaniel".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:29 PM (bW8dp)

Well the English liked the second one. They cut the first one's head off. Hard to do worse than that one. If he's smart he'll play the part a while and yield to one of the heirs before they become geriatric like he is now.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

102 Brain Fog is real.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:24 PM


There is absolutely no reason for a person who suffered a severe stroke to be running for Senate in the US, none. You can't think, you can't reason, you can't articulate a coherent sentence and you can't even remember what day or year it is sometimes. After a major stroke you are no longer the person you used to be and you need help just doing basic things in your everyday life. You have zero business deciding on laws for the entire Country.


My BIL had a severe stroke and he knows he can't do things that he used to do and would never dream of running for dog catcher let alone senator. But it's a democrat so anything goes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (bVYXr)

103 >>>I can't believe that pointing out that somebody can't speak in complete sentences is now a "low blow" and "gutter politics".

Especially as we already have a brain damaged Precedent as President.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that 52% of Likely U.S. voters support the impeachment of Biden, including 38% who Strongly Support it.

https://tinyurl.com/y93zf7ff

That includes 77% of Republicans, 50% of independents, and 32% of Democrats.

https://tinyurl.com/8rwxph4k

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (yHsuS)

104 8 Fetterman will wear a covid mask, and his voice may sound different, but that's due to the stroke.

indeed.

Posted by: john gill at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (sGtp+)

105 Fetterman?
Pppfffttt!
I bet he had a hand in the officiating in Superbowl LV when Pittsburg clearly held the Seattle.reciever at the 1 yard line in the fourth quarter.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (anj39)

106
PA Dems will pull a Torricelli Gambit at the beginning of October.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (1Nxff)

107 Did Oz say the 2020 election was pure as the driven snow and Biden won fair and square?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (cT9Ev)

108 The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.

https://tinyurl.com/24sdjb3p
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (wvwzL)

Drug users SHOULD be stigmatized. FFS.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (DRSnL)

109 Gabby Giffords: Da rah uh spah fahs mahny ahn da plah.

Fetterman: ah dink sha grot ut

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

110 Earflaps McFuck III

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (BXxcV)

111 his campaign is still discussing accommodations for his auditory processing problems.
______________

You mean like listening to debates and speeches in the Senate?

I don't see any problem there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (ItAg0)

112 Fetterman looks like he's incarcerated at the State Correctional Institution-Greene.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 05:27 PM (ZB6WQ)

---------

Or Anton LaVey faked his own death ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (h4Pfd)

113 Fetterman vs Oz
a classic example of having to choose the "lesser of two evils"

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

114 Wait until Charles declares Prima Nocte.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (QkC4w)

115 The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.


Free Zig-Zags?
Posted by: garrett
___

"...provided a Free Beacon reporter a bag of a dozen crack pipes in Sanford, Maine, along with foil and a smoking kit that contained a mouthpiece, copper scrubber, lip balm, and instructions on how to smoke crack cocaine. The organization also handed out three meth pipes, a snorting kit, naloxone, fentanyl test strips, and a condom. Maine Access Points has a phone number for each of its five harm reduction facilities in the state. When a Free Beacon reporter texted to ask if the Sanford location distributed crack pipes, an employee responded, "Yes💯😊🥰."

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (wvwzL)

116 Drug users SHOULD be stigmatized. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (DRSnL)
______________

THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (ItAg0)

117 Cernovich
@Cernovich

Pennsylvania will become an open murder zone like A Clockwork Orange under Fetterman.

Vote Dr Oz like your life depends on it.

(Because it does.)

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (NpAcC)

118 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (cT9Ev)

Sort of.. He said if he had been Senator he would have voted to certify the election with the information they had at hand

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (bs+z0)

119
Drug users SHOULD be stigmatized. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (DRSnL)


It's called the Hunter Biden Initiative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

120 People keep calling him "Shrek", but he doesn't have a Scottish accent.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (krQz2)

He's got a too much Scotch accent.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (ZB6WQ)

121 Well the English liked the second one. They cut the first one's head off. Hard to do worse than that one. If he's smart he'll play the part a while and yield to one of the heirs before they become geriatric like he is now.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)
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William is the salvation of the monarchy. Married well, adorable kids, proper English reserve.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (llXky)

122 O/T - In happy news (as reported by the Daily Mail), Oberlin University has given up their fight and begun the process of paying the Gibson family.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (Q8bDL)

123 109 Gabby Giffords: Da rah uh spah fahs mahny ahn da plah.

Fetterman: ah dink sha grot ut
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

OMG, G'rump. You're killing me here!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (fItfF)

124 The Royals are a bunch of excess carbon generating wastes of space and should be banned from flying. Make them live with the shit they want to impose on us. Maybe they can get out there and cut the grass with a reel mower sometime.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (sn5EN)

125 The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.

https://tinyurl.com/24sdjb3p
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (wvwzL)

Drug users SHOULD be stigmatized. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (DRSnL)

There will be an empty vending machine surrounded by ODs in hours. It isn't like these folk have impulse control.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (eoQWY)

126 Maine and Kentucky, with other states following.

Druggie vending machine.

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (wvwzL)

127 People are so soft these days. The Lincoln Douglass debates made "grab them by the pussy" look tame. Pennsylvania accepting this shriek-like imposter is ridiculous. The country is fucked, and 90% of the population won't last a month when the ballon goes up.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (AaLDK)

128 Preview of the debate between Oz and Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/2wvd8392

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (RI8jR)

129 is campaign is still discussing accommodations for his auditory processing problems.
______________

You mean like listening to debates and speeches in the Senate?

I don't see any problem there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (ItAg0)
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Agreed. Dems don't want somebody who listens to arguments and processes commentary.

They want somebody who votes their way.

Can he say "Aye"? Good enough.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (krQz2)

130 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk

Stop.. You're making me laugh when I shouldn't

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:35 PM (bs+z0)

131 There will be an empty vending machine surrounded by ODs in hours. It isn't like these folk have impulse control over.

*

Empty?

Missing vending machines.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:35 PM (cT9Ev)

132 Fetterman was brilliant in Young Frankstein.

https://tinyurl.com/3rwazbmn

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

133
Druggie vending machine.
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (wvwzL)


The machine will be smashed and all the contents stolen within an hour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

134 > Well the English liked the second one.

The second one wisely limited his activities to wenching, drinking, and gambling rather than trying to be a tyrant.

His dimwitted brother didn't get the memo, and when he succeeded to the throne, he was soon booted right the fuck back out.

Although at least still in possession of the royal head, so, there's that.

The House of Stuart is extinct in the male line, by the way. The current Jacobite heir is Franz, Duke of Bavaria.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:35 PM (bW8dp)

135 O/T - In happy news (as reported by the Daily Mail), Oberlin University has given up their fight and begun the process of paying the Gibson family.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (Q8bDL)

I guess that holding company sent around a few dozen thugs to repossess the Oberlin admin buildings.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:35 PM (eoQWY)

136 Gabby Giffords: Da rah uh spah fahs mahny ahn da plah.

Fetterman: ah dink sha grot ut
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

These folks get it, Jack.

Posted by: Joe's skull plate at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

137 Active shooter at Memphis IRS? Anyone seeing this?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (sVtYq)

138 I always laugh when I see Fetterman. He looks like he was cobbled together by a mad scientist from body parts stolen from the morgue. This creature has no use for vegetables. I would not be surprised if he ate cadavers for sustenance in between campaign stops. I assume he'll sing Puttin' on the Ritz at a debate to show how well his body and mind work.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (ppBhU)

139 100 >>The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.
--------------------

Pharmaceutical heroine would cut down on O.D.s.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (Y7uha)

140 Druggie vending machine.
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (wvwzL)

Where will they get the money for the machine? Street begging ? Car jackings?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (bs+z0)

141 > He's got a too much Scotch accent.

Too much Scotch, not enough soda.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (bW8dp)

142
Did Oz say the 2020 election was pure as the driven snow and Biden won fair and square?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM

Please. Please. It's bad enough I have to vote for this 'jersey carpetbagger. No more facts please, I'm in denial of reality mode.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (jE276)

143 137 Active shooter at Memphis IRS? Anyone seeing this?
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (sVtYq)

Can't be it's not October yet

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:37 PM (bs+z0)

144 Ids nob fubby toob mate fub ub subwubs speej imbpembimeb.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 08, 2022 05:37 PM (48d9R)

145 Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis

https://tinyurl.com/bdbmcunv

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:37 PM (wvwzL)

146
Seriously... who even gives a fuck? Debate. Don't debate. Does Oz or Fetterman win? Does Alien or Predator win? Freddy or Jason? King Kong or Godzilla?

None of this shit matters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:37 PM (oINRc)

147 Sort of.. He said if he had been Senator he would have voted to certify the election with the information they had at hand

*

I figured this is the "gotcha" for the foreseeable future.
It's a shame so few people will take the opportunity to point out that Biden lost and exactly how he lost.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:37 PM (cT9Ev)

148 127
The country is fucked, and 90% of the population won't last a month when the ballon goes up.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (AaLDK)
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ballon? You all Frenchified now?

Posted by: Do you have a leesonse for this minkee? at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (qfLjt)

149 People are so soft these days. The Lincoln Douglass debates made "grab them by the pussy" look tame. Pennsylvania accepting this shriek-like imposter is ridiculous. The country is fucked, and 90% of the population won't last a month when the ballon goes up.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (AaLDK)

There was a full re-enactment of them a while back on PBS which are worth a look at what the 'dumb hicks' of that era consumed compared to the contentless sound bytes of our 'advanced elites' of today.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

150 his campaign is still discussing accommodations for his auditory processing problems.

A mail-in debate would accommodate him. He receives the questions in the mail and brings his answers to the debate. Dr. Oz will have to submit any follow-up questions in writing, too.

Fair's fair!

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (Q14hI)

151 Gabby Giffords: Da rah uh spah fahs mahny ahn da plah.

Fetterman: ah dink sha grot ut
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

OMG, G'rump. You're killing me here!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (fItfF)
***
I snorted out loud.
Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (anj39)

152 Imagine losing to this clown.

Lmao

Posted by: Here, let me help at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (nRix8)

153 Oh boy Fetterman is the REAL racist!

Imagine if the roles were reversed!!!

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (31l4A)

154 "Didn't we just prosecute two men for shooting a black jogger? Who, by the way, was in fact a thief only posing as a jogger?"

The third guy that just went to take video and document the event was also convicted. (pretty sure)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

155 He sounds like Foster Brooks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

156 > Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis
______________

Conflicted but rooting for the shooter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (BFigT)

157 https://tinyurl.com/24sdjb3p
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 05:30 PM (wvwzL)

Oh, yeah, by all means let's reduce stigma for drug users.

*hard eyeroll

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (OX9vb)

158 Active shooter at Memphis IRS? Anyone seeing this?

*

Memphis?

How are we supposed to be able to tell?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (cT9Ev)

159 >>Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis


Add Water, makes its own sauce!

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (PSRKd)

160 "Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"

Well well well.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:38 PM (sn5EN)

161 I guess that holding company sent around a few dozen thugs to repossess the Oberlin admin buildings.
Posted by: Oldcat

I've never tried to move a building but I think it's easier to just take their bank accounts / endowments / slush funds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (IyrhE)

162 >The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.

And then poison them, right?

Right?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (44ww/)

163 The machine will be smashed and all the contents stolen within an hour.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck
---------------------------------

Tip it over into the pickup bed and drive it out to the woods.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (Y7uha)

164 Preview of the debate between Oz and Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/2wvd8392
Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (RI8jR)
........

and the winner is: the rotten cabbage

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

165 > Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis


Reichstag Fire?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (bW8dp)

166 Isn't this the third news of Memphis in as many days?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

167 "Fetterman's hometown paper, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, is finally raising the obvious issue: Is this fat mentally-impaired slob even up to working any jobs, let alone serving as Senator?"


Fetterman is the perfect Democrat Senator. Incapable of thinking for himself, he will simply vote as Schumer tells him to, asking for little or nothing in return.

Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (AMIL/)

168 >>I snorted out loud.
Does that make me a bad person?


I choked on an almond. And no.

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (PSRKd)

169
Active shooter at Memphis IRS? Anyone seeing this?
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 05:36 PM (sVtYq)

Is he going at it with an AR-120mm mortar? Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (oINRc)

170 Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis
---
"Dangerous, extreme MAGA republicans".

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (krQz2)

171 "Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"


Damn.. We told him to wait till October

Posted by: IRS false flag department at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (bs+z0)

172 Looks like the machine just has syringes and such, not actual drugs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (bW8dp)

173 Sounds like a false flag or an opportunity for one...

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (yezA1)

174 If Fetterman is elected, is the short bus going to pick him up in front of his house every day?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (e2Voa)

175 I guess that holding company sent around a few dozen thugs to repossess the Oberlin admin buildings.
Posted by: Oldcat

I've never tried to move a building but I think it's easier to just take their bank accounts / endowments / slush funds.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2022 05:39 PM (IyrhE)

Going to take physical stuff that affects them gets them to stop the obstruction. The loss of the endowment doesn't affect them, which is why they've been footdragging for years after they lost.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

176 This is a senate race not gov race. Whoever wins won’t really have any effect on PA directly. It will affect me as much as anyone in PA though. But he will be 1/100 vote.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (3vQN0)

177 When I see Fetterman, I see the big doofy clown from "Killer Klowns from Outer Space".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (ZSK0i)

178 >>>The Biden administration is set to spend $3.6 million to deploy vending machines filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky—an effort the Biden administration claims will reduce stigma for drug users.


Home, sweet home!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, new KY resident at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (48d9R)

179 Imagine losing to this clown.
.......

Oz is up to it.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

180 I know Oz is no bargain, but Fetterman is almost a caricature of Democrat lunacy (with a dose of Biden-brain thrown in). A lazy no-account who wants to release murderers from prison, loves him some green energy fabulism, is suffering from stroke damage, and just generally has no idea about how anything works. It would be an ominous reflection on the Pennsylvania electorate if Oz only led this clown by three points, but for Oz to be trailing him? Does Fetterman subconsciously remind people of some comic book character they like?

Posted by: Paco at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (njExo)

181 The funniest part will be when it's some black dude who got hit hard on his ebay sales because of Biden's 2021 law making everyone a small business if they sell over $600.

It will be like it never happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (cT9Ev)

182 I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver.......

Posted by: Doctor Evil at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (bVYXr)

183 93 O/O/T: Have we thought up a derogatory nickname for King Charles III yet, for use when he inevitably does something stupid?

i didn't have a problem with kingy mckingface

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (sGtp+)

184 A suspicious kind of feller might think that something funny is going on.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (sn5EN)

185 5 "We're absolutely going to debate Dr. Oz, and that was really always our intent to do that," Fetterman told POLITICO in an exclusive interview.

Who is "we"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 05:17 PM (DRSnL)
----
The Voices in his head ... Sheesh!

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (qfLjt)

186 110 Earflaps McFuck III
Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 05:32 PM (BXxcV)

Order of the Philanderer, III Class

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (CCf67)

187 the Fetterman deal just goes to show you how in lock step the democrats are.
As we've seen. They don't care if they vote for a vegetable as long as they win.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (v4L7Y)

188 "Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"


"Please, please, please let him be white" - The Entire MSM

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (qH6FZ)

189 Sounds like a false flag or an opportunity for one...
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (yezA1)


It'll be a 22 year old high school dropout that lost his minimum wage job 3 weeks ago, yet still managed to afford $9000 worth of guns and ammo somehow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

190
His campaign is still discussing accommodations for his auditory processing problems.


Auditory processing problems my ass. Whisper the words "bitch-ass punk" as he's walking by and I guarantee he'll hear every syllable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (n+4am)

191 Is fetterman allowed to operate a vehicle?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (cT9Ev)

192 Terrible. It's terrible. I won't have anyone saying anything otherwise.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (BXxcV)

193 >>It'll be a 22 year old high school dropout that lost his minimum wage job 3 weeks ago, yet still managed to afford $9000 worth of guns and ammo somehow.


Needs more Nailgun.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (PSRKd)

194 the Fetterman deal just goes to show you how in lock step the democrats are.
As we've seen. They don't care if they vote for a vegetable as long as they win.
Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (v4L7Y)

Seems like they prefer vegetables, acutally. They had a bumper crop of idiots in 2020 but shunted them all aside for the bottom 2 intellectually.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

195 154 "Didn't we just prosecute two men for shooting a black jogger? Who, by the way, was in fact a thief only posing as a jogger?"

The third guy that just went to take video and document the event was also convicted. (pretty sure)
Posted by: illiniwek
-------------------------

That movie had a lot of dumb to go around.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (Y7uha)

196 Of course there is a shooter at the IRS. Probably rented a uhaul to get there and has a brand new just unwrapped confederate flag

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (3vQN0)

197 BourbonChicken @ 162-
BobbyJo this is out of Pepsi. I think I can see a Sprite way in the back. You want that one, give me 2 dollars.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (oRWDD)

198
White, black, yellow, brown... I think you'd be hard pressed to find even the most committed racist of any color who'd cry for the revenuer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (oINRc)

199 "Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"

This false flag PROVES that you need us!

Posted by: 87,000 Armed IRS Agents at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (Q14hI)

200 194 the Fetterman deal just goes to show you how in lock step the democrats are.
As we've seen. They don't care if they vote for a vegetable as long as they win.
Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM (v4L7Y)

Yes and we could use a bit of that on our side too.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (3vQN0)

201 It would be an ominous reflection on the Pennsylvania electorate if Oz only led this clown by three points, but for Oz to be trailing him? Does Fetterman subconsciously remind people of some comic book character they like?
Posted by: Paco at September 08, 2022 05:40 PM (njExo)

you don't think the polls are honest do you? Lol.

If they claim he's down by three, he's up by probably 7.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

202 This is one of those cases where the voters will get what they deserve... barring Dominion Voting Systems' weighing of ballots.

If Fetterman wins, I just don't think I can muster sympathy for PA. This is about as clean a dividing line as there is in politics. If, collectively, the voters can't make a sane choice, well, enjoy your hell. The shame of it all will befall the other forty nine states, unfortunately, that will absorb yet another incompetent.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

203 "Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"

This false flag PROVES that you need us!
Posted by: 87,000 Armed IRS Agents at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (Q14hI)

Be funny if he shot up the recruits for the armed squads.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

204 >Is he going at it with an AR-120mm mortar?

The reporter told me the switch has three positions. Safe, fire, and ULTRA-MAGA.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:44 PM (44ww/)

205 It'll be a 22 year old high school dropout that lost his minimum wage job 3 weeks ago, yet still managed to afford $9000 worth of guns and ammo somehow.

And a nice, new pick-up truck.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 05:44 PM (Q14hI)

206 The third guy that just went to take video and document the event was also convicted. (pretty sure)
Posted by: illiniwek

That is correct. The sentencing was way over the top. The guys were dumb. The jogger wasn't innocent and also was dumb. So much dumb was going around.

Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (EpDzw)

207 Kingy McDoucheface and his Bassett the Consort Hound

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Uncle Festerman

this is the best name, Big Fat Meanie!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (w0NJk)

209 I will debate him, and squeeze him, and name him George.

Posted by: Lenny Fetterman at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (48d9R)

210 The reporter told me the switch has three positions. Safe, fire, and ULTRA-MAGA.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 05:44 PM (44ww/)


I am so going to engrave that on one of my lowers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

211 Well.. sorry to go OT but for anyone following what's going on with me I have a PET scan scheduled for tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m. I can't drink any alcohol tonight. Already a mess and now I can't drink anything. Obviously already gave up the smokes. Think I may go slightly insane.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (nxdel)

212 199 "Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"

This false flag PROVES that you need us!
Posted by: 87,000 Armed IRS Agents at September 08, 2022 05:43 PM (Q14hI)

I dunno - false flag or yet another early release scumbag destroying Memphis? I mean, it's already been 2 early releasers in a row...

Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (exHjb)

213 The funniest part will be when it's some black dude who got hit hard on his ebay sales because of Biden's 2021 law making everyone a small business if they sell over $600.

It will be like it never happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:41 PM


ebay ain't fvcking around. I went to sell some gaming stuff on there that I no longer use and I have not sold anything for some years and things have changed for the worse.


You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money and everything has to be verified by ebay before you get a penny from your sales. They are going to send a 1099 to the irs every year on every person who sells anything on ebay and they take out your State sales taxes and report that to the State also. I sold one thing and I am done with them. I do not want to be on the irs or State tax peoples radar.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (bVYXr)

214 Active shooter reported at IRS building on Getwell in Memphis"

This false flag PROVES that you need us!
Posted by: 87,000 Armed IRS Agents at September 08

Probably one of the trainees f'ed up and blew a hole in the instructor accidentally.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (RI8jR)

215 Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (nxdel)

Will be thinking of you

Posted by: IRS false flag department at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (bs+z0)

216 I have had the song "So What" running through my head all day. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (Wrs74)

217 If we can have a Vegetable Democrat President, why not a Vegetable Democrat Senator?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (i6/p8)

218 King Chuck...thats bad enough.
But Camilla as the queen consort???
*shudders*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (anj39)

219
It sounds like Memphis is really getting wild. I went through there a few days ago. Glad I missed the nonsense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (oINRc)

220 Might be an IRS recruit gone wacko. Or maybe just an unintended discharge. Or several.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (sn5EN)

221 DOJ appealing special master decision.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (3vQN0)

222
I have had the song "So What" running through my head all day. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (Wrs74)

Nope. It's all a big joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (oINRc)

223 Look, in defense of Fetterman, there are a couple of Hobbits on the lose in Mordor that he needs to hunt down and destroy.

No word on whether they are black hobbits...

Posted by: Inspector kemp at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (+DS2f)

224 201. you don't think the polls are honest do you? Lol.

If they claim he's down by three, he's up by probably 7. - Oldcat

Hadn't considered that.

Posted by: Paco at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (njExo)

225 Seriously... who even gives a fuck? Debate. Don't debate. Does Oz or Fetterman win? Does Alien or Predator win? Freddy or Jason? King Kong or Godzilla?

None of this shit matters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Draw (alien queen drowned predator died of wounds), Jason (tho Freddy's severed head winked at the camera), and Kong and Godzilla teamed-up to take down Mecha-Godzilla.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (MGB5H)

226 You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money and everything has to be verified by ebay before you get a penny from your sales. They are going to send a 1099 to the irs every year on every person who sells anything on ebay and they take out your State sales taxes and report that to the State also. I sold one thing and I am done with them. I do not want to be on the irs or State tax peoples radar.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (bVYXr)

Can't wait for them raiding kids lemonade stands. Always a good look.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (eoQWY)

227 Anybody that votes for Fetterman has got to be a lunatic.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

228 Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (3vQN0)

Of course... Hawaiian judge to the rescue

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

229 >>DOJ appealing special master decision.


Barr and the rest of the Deep State All-Stars have been out there all week telling them to do so.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (PSRKd)

230 Shrek > Fetterman

Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (Ti+Tv)

231 Prayers up Jewells

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (e2Voa)

232 You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money and everything has to be verified by ebay before you get a penny from your sales. They are going to send a 1099 to the irs every year on every person who sells anything on ebay and they take out your State sales taxes and report that to the State also. I sold one thing and I am done with them. I do not want to be on the irs or State tax peoples radar.

*

Yep. Until Biden (read "under Trump") it was $20k and 200 sales per year. As of 2021 it's 1 sale and $600.

That's what the 87k irs agents are for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (cT9Ev)

233 Anybody that votes for Fetterman has got to be a lunatic.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC)


He's already the Lt. Governor, isn't he?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Anybody that votes for Fetterman has got to be a lunatic.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

So, Democrat?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

235 Is fetterman allowed to operate a vehicle?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:42 PM (cT9Ev)
.........

Fetterman commutes in his Big Wheel.
Oz drives around in a VW with 12 other clowns.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

236 You know this bickering we're doing about having a debate?

That is ITSELF a debate! I have kept my promise!

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (Q14hI)

237 RUMOR on the IRS shooter - disgruntled EX-employee, fired last year. From Tweets, so consider this not breaking news, but theoretical...

Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (exHjb)

238 I could not believe that fetterman guy. I watched him speak and I thought he was special needs.
I did not hear about the stroke. I cannot believe this dude is winning.

I'd prefer my friend's special needs brother to this guy. He has a lot more skills and a real job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (2nXUK)

239 have had the song "So What" running through my head all day. Is that wrong?

*

The Ministry one? Great song.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (cT9Ev)

240 Well.. sorry to go OT but for anyone following what's going on with me I have a PET scan scheduled for tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m. I can't drink any alcohol tonight. Already a mess and now I can't drink anything. Obviously already gave up the smokes. Think I may go slightly insane.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (nxdel)


{{{{jewells}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

241 Look, in defense of Fetterman, Blofeld needs him at hidden based on a volcanic island to torture a British agent.

No word on the race of the agent, but I'll bet he's black.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (+DS2f)

242 >>> 194 the Fetterman deal just goes to show you how in lock step the democrats are.
As we've seen. They don't care if they vote for a vegetable as long as they win.
Posted by: Bosk
-------------------

PA is union territory, they grow up following directions.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (Y7uha)

243
Mehemet is an Oprah creation. That gives me pause.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (P6qMv)

244
Not that I care for Fetterman. Nor am I in PA.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (P6qMv)

245 >>>If we can have a Vegetable Democrat President, why not a Vegetable Democrat Senator?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 08, 2022 05:46 PM (i6/p


Ahem!

Posted by: Mazie Hirono at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (48d9R)

246 RUMOR on the IRS shooter - disgruntled EX-employee, fired last year. From Tweets, so consider this not breaking news, but theoretical...
Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (exHjb)

Someone fired from a government job? Sounds sketchy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

247
If I wasn't so convinced that Oz would vote for Trumps impeachment and removal from office it would make it easier to hold my nose and vote for him. I still will, but be not the least bit surprised when a Bluebell-worthy homemade shiv penetrates my spine.

A carpet-bagger from 'jersey? WTH was Trump thinking? We can't find someone from Pennsy that bad?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (jE276)

248 >> You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money ...I am done with them. I do not want to be on the irs or State tax peoples radar.


I bailed when they announced this policy. 20 years of sales history, feedback and buyers. Gone.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (PSRKd)

249 "You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money"

That's when I stopped selling on ebay. They wanted my bank info to do transfers and I said f' it.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (sn5EN)

250 211. Well.. sorry to go OT but for anyone following what's going on with me I have a PET scan scheduled for tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m. I can't drink any alcohol tonight. Already a mess and now I can't drink anything. Obviously already gave up the smokes. Think I may go slightly insane. - jewells45

Best of luck to you. And don't worry about going "slightly insane"; that is pretty much situation normal for most people, including me.

Posted by: Paco at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (njExo)

251 244
Not that I care for Fetterman. Nor am I in PA.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (P6qMv)


I'm in CA. so I don't even get a chance with someone like OZ...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (bs+z0)

252 Look, in defense of Fetterman, Lord Humongous needs his rowdy boys to hunt down a tanker of sweet gaz....

Posted by: Inspector kemp at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (+DS2f)

253 >> have had the song "So What" running through my head all day. Is that wrong?



Ministry or Miles?

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM (PSRKd)

254 Good to see you Jewells. You've got a bunch of folks praying for you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:51 PM (cT9Ev)

255 @66

>>Shrek was the mayor of Braddock, PA. Complete shithole. Crime went up, population went down.

Corey Booker was the Mayor of Newark, literally every conceivable metric for crime, education, taxes, livability, etc. declined precipitously during his time in office, his reward?

He'll be a US Senator for the State of NJ for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 05:51 PM (up/3i)

256 i see over on weaselzippers that kingy mckingface is out pontificating about global warming.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

257
RUMOR on the IRS shooter - disgruntled EX-employee, fired last year. From Tweets, so consider this not breaking news, but theoretical...
Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (exHjb)

He must have been some hell of a revenuer if it took 87,000 gaping dickholes to replace him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (oINRc)

258 Anybody that votes for Fetterman has got to be a lunatic.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC)
........

Well, I live in CA so I'm used to the lunacy.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

259 Look, in defense of Fetterman, house Slytherin is having their Quidditch tournament next week, so there will be no way he can make the debate...

Posted by: Inspector kemp at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (+DS2f)

260 Do you sell anywhere online now garrett?

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sn5EN)

261 Looks like Oberlin has finally paid its tab.

https://tinyurl.com/mtkbwsfd

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

262 256 i see over on weaselzippers that kingy mckingface is out pontificating about global warming.

oh. it's a rerun. guess i can stop being concerned then.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

263 An ex federal government employee who managed to get fired AND lived and worked in Memphis?

Get your bingo cards out, folks. You'll only need one space.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (cT9Ev)

264 i see over on weaselzippers that kingy mckingface is out pontificating about global warming.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

well that's one way to get the UK burning coal and making nuke plants.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:53 PM (eoQWY)

265 232 You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money and everything has to be verified by ebay before you get a penny from your sales. They are going to send a 1099 to the irs every year on every person who sells anything on ebay and they take out your State sales taxes and report that to the State also. I sold one thing and I am done with them. I do not want to be on the irs or State tax peoples radar.

Yep. Until Biden (read "under Trump") it was $20k and 200 sales per year. As of 2021 it's 1 sale and $600.

That's what the 87k irs agents are for.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Ya i got a bunch of stuff from my childhood home out of storage recently and want to sell it but eBay is an obvious no go. So now just sitting on it all again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 05:53 PM (MGB5H)

266 You have to give them a valid government issued ID, a bank account, you can no lponger use paypal to get your money and everything has to be verified by ebay before you get a penny from your sales. They are going to send a 1099 to the irs every year on every person who sells anything on ebay and they take out your State sales taxes and report that to the State also. I sold one thing and I am done with them. I do not want to be on the irs or State tax peoples radar.

==

I've only sold household things on eBay here and there over the years. Just to make some small change on stuff I didn't use or want anymore. I sold my very last thing last week. I won't do it ever again. It has changed a lot in the 20+ years I've been on it. I remember when you could even mail a check to a seller or receive checks from buyers and wait for it to clear your bank once it was received. Now, eBay is all up in your business in every way possible. The IRS crap was the last straw.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 05:53 PM (sVtYq)

267 Good to see you Jewells. You've got a bunch of folks praying for you.

I know I do. I'm so grateful for the love and friendship of the morons and ettes.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:53 PM (nxdel)

268
Mortgage rates highest since 2008. Hmmm, what happened after 2008? Anyone remember?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 05:53 PM (3vQN0)

269 Already a mess and now I can't drink anything. Obviously already gave up the smokes. Think I may go slightly insane.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (nxdel)

Best of luck both getting to the test in one piece and getting good results!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 05:53 PM (ZSK0i)

270 I have a bunch of stuff I could move but refuse to sell on ebay. It's mostly obscure parts, but I know there is a market because I was selling that kind of stuff before they dumped PayPal.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM (sn5EN)

271 Corey Booker was the Mayor of Newark, literally every conceivable metric for crime, education, taxes, livability, etc. declined precipitously during his time in office, his reward?

He'll be a US Senator for the State of NJ for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 05:51 PM (up/3i)

There are better ways to get a useless incompetent out of your state. Have him marry a starlet or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM (eoQWY)

272 >>Do you sell anywhere online now garrett?


Barely. Forums, mostly. Phasing it out.
Still on Discogs with some high dollar stuff.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM (PSRKd)

273 Yeah, King Charles is a big time Gaia whacko. He's dangerous because he's king now and the WEF have a presentable front man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM (cT9Ev)

274 Look, in defense of Fetterman, his wife Fiona needs him to run down to the market with Donkey.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM (+DS2f)

275 Ministry or Miles?
Posted by: garrett

Anti nowhere league/ metallica

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 05:55 PM (Wrs74)

276 >>I have a bunch of stuff I could move but refuse to sell on ebay. It's mostly obscure parts, but I know there is a market because I was selling that kind of stuff before they dumped PayPal.


Hobbyist/Enthusiast/User Forums are about the last place you can make it worth your time.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 05:55 PM (PSRKd)

277 Yeah, King Charles is a big time Gaia whacko. He's dangerous because he's king now and the WEF have a presentable front man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM (cT9Ev)

I see you've never met King Charles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

278 Well.. sorry to go OT but for anyone following what's going on with me I have a PET scan scheduled for tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m. I can't drink any alcohol tonight. Already a mess and now I can't drink anything. Obviously already gave up the smokes. Think I may go slightly insane.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM (nxdel)

I haven't been around very much, so had no idea what you were going through. Praying for you. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

279 i see over on weaselzippers that kingy mckingface is out pontificating about global warming.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

Is this on the very same day as his mother's passing?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 05:55 PM (ZSK0i)

280 Does this Fetterchild have any adult clothing?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 08, 2022 05:56 PM (RG7Wy)

281 I setup a web site to sell those parts, but get very little response.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:56 PM (sn5EN)

282 279 i see over on weaselzippers that kingy mckingface is out pontificating about global warming.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

Is this on the very same day as his mother's passing?

no, it was a repost from a while ago. i'm just paranoid.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:56 PM (sGtp+)

283 see you've never met King Charles.

-

He doesn't have to do sh*t, same as Biden. He just wants people to clap for him.

But he's still king, and that's power.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:56 PM (cT9Ev)

284 Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:45 PM

Prayers up, jewells.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 05:56 PM (asZuX)

285 Fetterman's FB campaign page is monitored 24/7 by some sort of AI bot and it is tightly controlled. You will be permanently band for anything slightly negative.
People are having to post on his Lt governor account which isn't monitored 24/7.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

286 Thank you Jane, and everyone.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 05:57 PM (nxdel)

287
I see the Daily Mail is calling Prince Chuckles King Chuckles now. Is that going to be his official name, King Charles III?

And, interesting, they're calling Camilla Queen Consort as well. I remember some fudging about that before, that perhaps the public wouldn't be too keen on calling her Queen officially, maybe just keep calling her the Duchess of Cornhole, but looks like they're gonna call her Queen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 08, 2022 05:57 PM (Mzdiz)

288 @280

>>Does this Fetterchild have any adult clothing?

The dude has lived with and sponged off his family his entire life, he's in his 50's, I bet he yells at his mom to bring him the meat loaf on the regular.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 05:57 PM (up/3i)

289 Heck, Biden has been more consequential than Obama and he doesn't know what day it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:58 PM (cT9Ev)

290 Corey Booker was the Mayor of Newark, literally every conceivable metric for crime, education, taxes, livability, etc. declined precipitously during his time in office, his reward?

He'll be a US Senator for the State of NJ for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

And Rosario Dawson as his beard.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 05:58 PM (MGB5H)

291 i see over on weaselzippers that kingy mckingface is out pontificating about global warming.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

Is this on the very same day as his mother's passing?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 05:55 PM (ZSK0i)

The WZ is a 'flashback' to an earlier speech, not something he said today.

He isn't in mourning colors and hopefully one of the others would chloroform him if he tried.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

292 Seeing Fetterman taken as a serious candidate makes my weep for this country.

Before he lost his ability to think he was a joke. Now...

And yet best case scenario 40% of the voters will still pull the lever for him. Yes there is the FNM covering for him...but most of those people voting will know Fetterman is mentally impaired.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (ESjRY)

293 Wasn't Fetterman living at home and receiving an allowance from his parents well into his 40s?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (cT9Ev)

294 "I see the Daily Mail is calling Prince Chuckles King Chuckles now."

Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (sn5EN)

295 Prayers up Jewells
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 08, 2022 05:48 PM (e2Voa)
******
Ditto!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (NpAcC)

296 I've been praying for you, Jewells. <3

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (sVtYq)

297 Rosario Dawson dumped Booker. Oddly right about the time he stopped running for President.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (6TxNR)

298 >>Heck, Biden has been more consequential than Obama and he doesn't know what day it is.


To be fair to TFG...we wouldn't let him be clear.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (PSRKd)

299 Look, in defense of Fetterman, his wife Fiona needs him to run down to the market with Donkey.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at September 08, 2022 05:54 PM

Come on, let's not sell him short. I'm sure he has layers. Like onions...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (asZuX)

300 Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (sn5EN)

No.. It was automatic from what I read. The Coronation is just the pomp and ceremony

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (bs+z0)

301 RUMOR on the IRS shooter - disgruntled EX-employee, fired last year. From Tweets, so consider this not breaking news, but theoretical...
Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 05:49 PM (exHjb)

Someone fired from a government job? Sounds sketchy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:50 PM


Well, I did manage to fire 4 Navy civil service employees during my 9 years as a supervisor. Granted they were all during their probation period, but I did get rid of them. One of them had to be dragged away by the Cops literally kicking and screaming.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (bVYXr)

302 Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?

*

I don't think so, but my understanding is based entirely on the idea that "the king/queen never dies"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (cT9Ev)

303 >>Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?

King elect Charles sounds so tacky.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

304 And, interesting, they're calling Camilla Queen Consort as well. I remember some fudging about that before, that perhaps the public wouldn't be too keen on calling her Queen officially, maybe just keep calling her the Duchess of Cornhole, but looks like they're gonna call her Queen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 08, 2022 05:57 PM (Mzdiz)

Apparently QEII had earlier made a statement that this would be her title after her death.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

305
Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (sn5EN)


I read earlier that she actually made it official before she died and he was already King.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

306 There will be an empty vending machine surrounded by ODs in hours. It isn't like these folk have impulse control.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:34 PM (eoQWY)
____________

Isn't hunting over bait illegal?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 06:01 PM (ItAg0)

307 >>Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?


I think he needs to pull the tampon out to be rightful King.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 06:01 PM (PSRKd)

308 Rosario Dawson dumped Booker. Oddly right about the time he stopped running for President.
Posted by: blaster

Oh shit guess i missed that. So Ahsoka is back on the market.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:01 PM (MGB5H)

309 King elect Charles sounds so tacky.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

The office of the King elect

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:02 PM (bs+z0)

310 >>I think he needs to pull the tampon out to be rightful King.

He needs to get a sword from the lady in the lake.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

311 Prediction- Cavalier King Charles Spaniels and Corgis are going to be the dog on everyone's Christmas list.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

312 Doesn't he have to be coronatecised first?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (sn5EN)


I read earlier that she actually made it official before she died and he was already King.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

The heir becomes ruler when the king or queen dies, full stop. He'd been heir since forever.

Coronations don't matter except as spectacle.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

313 Charles will be a nonentity except when he is being a fool. Then, he will be notable.

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 06:03 PM (Vr12I)

314 And cmon now Shrek was fun and lovable, Fetterstein is neither.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:04 PM (MGB5H)

315 Prediction- Cavalier King Charles Spaniels and Corgis are going to be the dog on everyone's Christmas list.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

I read the Queen had stopped breeding Corgis and her last died a while ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

316
A coronation is a big fucking deal, and it takes a while. I think QE II's coronation was about a year after her father's death.

But, the heir is king the instant the monarch dies, per the rules.

Note something interesting. The wife of a king is a queen consort, per the rules. But the husband of queen regnant is not a king consort. Ain't no such thing, he's just the husband of the queen and ain't nothing other than what his wife calls him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 08, 2022 06:05 PM (Mzdiz)

317 314 And cmon now Shrek was fun and lovable, Fetterstein is neither.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:04 PM (MGB5H)

And smart...He reminds me more of the Monster from Young Frankenstein

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:05 PM (bs+z0)

318 Jewells, good luck tomorrow

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2022 06:05 PM (gbzeC)

319 "Fetterman" sounds like the name of a movie politician.

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2022 06:05 PM (ni2c1)

320 Good grief. Pudding Brain is at the British Embassy in DC and attempting to write his condolences in a book. He is struggling to copy what he was told to write from note cards.

😬🤡😬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

321 Well, I did manage to fire 4 Navy civil service employees during my 9 years as a supervisor. Granted they were all during their probation period, but I did get rid of them. One of them had to be dragged away by the Cops literally kicking and screaming.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 06:00 PM (bVYXr)
***
I fired a civilian recruiter while I commanded an Army recruiting company. Took a year. He went willingly. He knew he was toast. Spent all his time at the track.
Gawd the paperwork!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)

322 So what's up with Memphis? Has it always been insane or is the CIA pouring hallucinogens into the water supply?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

323 The WZ is a 'flashback' to an earlier speech, not something he said today.

He isn't in mourning colors and hopefully one of the others would chloroform him if he tried.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

Ok, he's just a 98% tool and not a 100% one.

Small relief but there it is.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ZSK0i)

324 Rosario Dawson dumped Booker. Oddly right about the time he stopped running for President.
Posted by: blaster
_____________

Dropping the pretense. Didn't she also come as a sister of Sappho about then?

Boy, those two sure fooled us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ItAg0)

325 I don't think so, but my understanding is based entirely on the idea that "the king/queen never dies"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 06:00

Terry Pratchett had a funny footnote about that in one of his novels. Monarchy passes instantaneously via particles, possibly kingons or queeons. Occasionally this fails when the strike a republicon anti-particle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (asZuX)

326 320 Good grief. Pudding Brain is at the British Embassy in DC and attempting to write his condolences in a book. He is struggling to copy what he was told to write from note cards.

😬🤡😬
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

He is a national disgrace Jewells.

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 06:07 PM (Vr12I)

327 He should get some tips from Gabby G.

Um um um arg arg arg guns umumumum shlpt shlpt bacon saysaysaysay vote.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (A7urr)

328 Aw Jane, I miscalled you. I will gve myself a timeout. Sorry.

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (Vr12I)

329 Good grief. Pudding Brain is at the British Embassy in DC and attempting to write his condolences in a book. He is struggling to copy what he was told to write from note cards.

😬🤡😬
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ptqGC)



Maybe he's next. There's always a trifecta around these things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

330 > Rosario Dawson dumped Booker. Oddly right about the time he stopped running for President.

I'm guessing that's also right about the time the checks stopped arriving.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (bW8dp)

331 Fetterman is a trust fund baby who lived with his parents into his forties. Dude has never had a real job in his life, and PA will likely vote for this assclown, assuring the end of Pennsylvania as we know it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (bkUtD)

332 322 So what's up with Memphis? Has it always been insane or is the CIA pouring hallucinogens into the water supply?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

Tucker did a spot on it. The most crime ridden city in America per capita.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (6TxNR)

333 Oberlin: Former Dean of Students and Vice President Meredith Raimondo

No wonder she can't spell or complete a sentence

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (Y7uha)

334 The question we should be asking ourselves is, will Fetterman be our first senator with a tattoo? Or does Kirsten have one we don't know about?

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (ni2c1)

335 The WZ is a 'flashback' to an earlier speech, not something he said today.

He isn't in mourning colors and hopefully one of the others would chloroform him if he tried.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

Ok, he's just a 98% tool and not a 100% one.

Small relief but there it is.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ZSK0i)

Yes, I would hope that Charles, for his own sake and everyone else too, follows the script and emulates his parents while he is king. Then I hope he starts a tradition of abdicating in favor of an heir before they stew for 40 years in uselessness like he did.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

336 Fetterman is a trust fund baby who lived with his parents into his forties. Dude has never had a real job in his life, and PA will likely vote for this assclown, assuring the end of Pennsylvania as we know it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (bkUtD)


"Tis a sound life plan."

- - Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

337 322 So what's up with Memphis? Has it always been insane or is the CIA pouring hallucinogens into the water supply?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

facts can be cruel, but they are still facts:

Memphis Racial Demographics: Black or African American: 64.41% White: 27.87% Other race: 3.52% Two or more races: 2.21%

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 06:09 PM (trdmm)

338 The Queen was a great broad, her hair always smelled good and she had big cans

Posted by: Joe Bitem at September 08, 2022 06:09 PM (M+Lyo)

339 Good grief. Pudding Brain is at the British Embassy in DC and attempting to write his condolences in a book. He is struggling to copy what he was told to write from note cards.
_____________

"Get well soon, Liz!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 06:09 PM (ItAg0)

340 339 Good grief. Pudding Brain is at the British Embassy in DC and attempting to write his condolences in a book. He is struggling to copy what he was told to write from note cards.

Congratulations on the new job.. Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

341 As for the Queen, mum's the word.

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (ni2c1)

342 And smart...He reminds me more of the Monster from Young Frankenstein
Posted by: It's me donna

This gal gets it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (MGB5H)

343 So what's up with Memphis? Has it always been insane or is the CIA pouring hallucinogens into the water supply?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)


I haven't been there in probably ten years, downtown was fun but even then you kinda had to keep your head on a swivel.
Or maybe I was a racist.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (qH6FZ)

344
Chuckles is going to downsize the Firm big time, they say. It'll just be him, Camilla, and William and Kate, basically, with his youngest brother and sister, Princess Anne, being sort of ready reserve. Everyone else is out. No royal perks and shit for them.

That includes Randy Andy and Prince Harry and Meggie. They are out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (Mzdiz)

345 Dopey Joe is probably asking if Princess Charlotte is going to be at the funeral before deciding whether to go.

It would be amusing to see him getting taken down by an SAS man for attempting to smell her hair.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 06:12 PM (bW8dp)

346 So what's up with Memphis? Has it always been insane or is the CIA pouring hallucinogens into the water supply?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)


I haven't been there in probably ten years, downtown was fun but even then you kinda had to keep your head on a swivel.
Or maybe I was a racist.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (qH6FZ)

Well they build a pyramid there, so there's a state of De Nile already.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

347 I haven't been there in probably ten years, downtown was fun but even then you kinda had to keep your head on a swivel.
Or maybe I was a racist.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (qH6FZ)

So they've changed that song Walking in Memphis to Running in Memphis ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

348
Dropping the pretense. Didn't she also come as a sister of Sappho about then?

Boy, those two sure fooled us!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist


Yeah, but the way she worded that statement made it sound like she was claiming LBQTS)O#NJGS+ status because she was close to the community (like being a beard) rather than being a gap-lapper herself. It was a really weird way of making a statement, and that struck me at the time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (n+4am)

349 Jewells hang out, you will be fine

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (k8B25)

350 >>> 328 Aw Jane, I miscalled you. I will gve myself a timeout. Sorry.
Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 06:08 PM (Vr12I)

TIME OUT!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (llON8)

351 Note something interesting. The wife of a king is a queen consort, per the rules. But the husband of queen regnant is not a king consort. Ain't no such thing, he's just the husband of the queen and ain't nothing other than what his wife calls him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 08, 2022 06:05 PM (Mzdiz)

I believe those rules came about during Victoria's reign, when the parliamentarians were upset at the thought that Albert was going to come over on a boat from Germany and start acting like he was king.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (trdmm)

352 That includes Randy Andy and Prince Harry and Meggie. They are out.

--

Someone said earlier that Netflix signed a $100 million contract with those two brats. They don't even need Daddy's money anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (sVtYq)

353 Chuckles is going to downsize the Firm big time, they say. It'll just be him, Camilla, and William and Kate, basically, with his youngest brother and sister, Princess Anne, being sort of ready reserve. Everyone else is out. No royal perks and shit for them.

That includes Randy Andy and Prince Harry and Meggie. They are out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (Mzdiz)

I hope he isn't planning the traditional Royal path of locking them up in the Tower of London until they die of jail fever.

On the other hand, think of the tourist trade.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

354
Someone said earlier that Netflix signed a $100 million contract with those two brats. They don't even need Daddy's money anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (sVtYq)


Not sure it was guaranteed money and there was no advance, so they're still not re-rich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

355 If you don't vote for Pennsylvania Gangster Shrek is a violation of the ADA.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (NP2BL)

356 So they've changed that song Walking in Memphis to Running in Memphis ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

Bleeding in Memphis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (trdmm)

357 Yeah, but the way she worded that statement made it sound like she was claiming LBQTS)O#NJGS+ status because she was close to the community (like being a beard) rather than being a gap-lapper herself. It was a really weird way of making a statement, and that struck me at the time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (n+4am)

I thought that happened because some trans grifter had worked its way into her and her mother's life and then went to the media calling her anti-trans.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (6TxNR)

358 Prayers up Jewells.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (GwxCX)

359 What's the over/under on bonnie Prince Charlie?

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (ni2c1)

360 he question we should be asking ourselves is, will Fetterman be our first senator with a tattoo? Or does Kirsten have one we don't know about?
Posted by: Caliban

Willing to bet abut half of them under 50 have a tattoo.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (MGB5H)

361 That includes Randy Andy and Prince Harry and Meggie. They are out.

--

Someone said earlier that Netflix signed a $100 million contract with those two brats. They don't even need Daddy's money anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (sVtYq)

They might want to check that for weasel clauses, not sure if Diana fandom 2.0 can hold out if she's not queeny.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (eoQWY)

362 So they've changed that song Walking in Memphis to Running in Memphis ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

Bleeding in Memphis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (trdmm)
______________

Driving by in Memphis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (ItAg0)

363
Willing to bet abut half of them under 50 have a tattoo.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:15 PM (MGB5H)


And any with military service.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

364 So what's up with Memphis? Has it always been insane or is the CIA pouring hallucinogens into the water supply?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

facts can be cruel, but they are still facts:

Memphis Racial Demographics: Black or African American: 64.41% White: 27.87% Other race: 3.52% Two or more races: 2.21%

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 06:09 PM


Memphis has the Country's largest BBQ contest in May every year. Thousands of people from all over the country come every year to compete and the police presence there is extremely heavy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2022 06:16 PM (bVYXr)

365 Runnin' in Memphis,
(Runnin' in Memphis),
I was runnin' in Memphis with my head on a swivel ten feet off of Beale

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 08, 2022 06:17 PM (fs1hN)

366 Someone said earlier that Netflix signed a $100 million contract with those two brats. They don't even need Daddy's money anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I know they got 25m+ for their podcast.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:17 PM (MGB5H)

367 How about King Wings III

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 06:17 PM (GwxCX)

368 366 Someone said earlier that Netflix signed a $100 million contract with those two brats. They don't even need Daddy's money anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black

They don't have to worry Megan can go back to her vaunted B actress career

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:18 PM (bs+z0)

369 So they've changed that song Walking in Memphis to Running in Memphis ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

Bounding overwatch in Memphis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 06:18 PM (yHsuS)

370 How could anyone not like a Queen who wore babushkas.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (RxTXB)

371 Driving through the highway by Memphis in 2020 and I've never seen so many police cars on the road. There were dozens of them. never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (bkUtD)

372 I believe those rules came about during Victoria's reign, when the parliamentarians were upset at the thought that Albert was going to come over on a boat from Germany and start acting like he was king.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 06:13 PM (trdmm)

When William (of netherlands) and Mary became Royals after James II was ditched he wouldn't bring her back to rule unless they were joint royals and he would rule alone if she died first.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

373 I just read that Charles supports the Great Reset.

🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

374 OT but I don’t care.

Trudeau: “she [queen] was one of my favorite people in the whole world” as he fights back fake tears.

You know what, fvcknuts? I guarantee you were one of her least favorite people in the whole world. May you die a sad and lonely death. Preferably by my hands.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (yHH/X)

375 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

376 "Chuckles is going to downsize the Firm big time, they say. It'll just be him, Camilla, and William and Kate, basically, with his youngest brother and sister, Princess Anne, being sort of ready reserve. Everyone else is out. No royal perks and shit for them."

A lot of the wealth they showed was the Queens personal wealth. That'll be split up. So I think the downsizing will be because they won't have the Queens backup money. Plus I think UK taxpayers aren't in the mood to give King Chuckles a raise.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 06:20 PM (qH6FZ)

377 You know what, fvcknuts? I guarantee you were one of her least favorite people in the whole world. May you die a sad and lonely death. Preferably by my hands.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

Are you really lonely if you die in the hands of another?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2022 06:20 PM (MGB5H)

378 "Willing to bet abut half of them under 50 have a tattoo.
Posted by: BruceWayne"

I'm sure a good percentage have pierced nipples.

Posted by: Hunter at September 08, 2022 06:20 PM (sn5EN)

379 So they've changed that song Walking in Memphis to Running in Memphis ?

How about Stay Away From Memphis?

Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 06:20 PM (nxdel)

380 I just read that Charles supports the Great Reset.

🙄🙄🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM

Nice King Charles you got there...shame if something was to happen to him.

Posted by: History at September 08, 2022 06:21 PM (asZuX)

381 > When William (of netherlands) and Mary became Royals after James II was ditched he wouldn't bring her back to rule unless they were joint royals and he would rule alone if she died first.

OTOH, Queen Anne's husband, Prince George of Denmark, remained a prince, and never claimed to be a co-monarch. He was the first...every one since has done the same (Albert and Philip).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 06:22 PM (bW8dp)

382 Wow, Moochelle's official painting looks like someone told Fernando Botero, I like the style but not so fat this time, OK?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2022 06:23 PM (xhaym)

383 I just read that Charles supports the Great Reset.

🙄🙄🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

Who in the ruling class doesn't?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

384 A coronation is a big fucking deal, and it takes a while. I think QE II's coronation was about a year after her father's death.

Because of male primogeniture, they had to wait a year to make sure that the Queen Mum wasn't carrying a male heir under her mourning clothes.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 08, 2022 06:23 PM (ueLz3)

385 #316 because king is superior in authority to queen. So if the heir to the throne is a female, her husband cannot be king because that would grant him greater authority than his wife.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 08, 2022 06:24 PM (yHH/X)

386 William and Mary were both descendants of the baseline Stewart, but were a generation apart in their descent. He was almost her successor de jure. And most importantly, neither was Catholic.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 08, 2022 06:27 PM (ueLz3)

387 That stroked out dude Fetterman is asshoe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2022 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

388 97 He looks like cousin Fester. He should be referred to as Festerman, First of his name.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 08, 2022 05:31 PM (haWye)
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Very good, I like that.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 06:35 PM (qfLjt)

389 breaking into singing Putting on the Ritzzzz
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 05:21 PM (bs+z0)

"Pooo-IN AAAHHHNN da RIIITZzzz..."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2022 06:35 PM (ufFY8)

390 Terry Pratchett had a funny footnote about that in one of his novels. Monarchy passes instantaneously via particles, possibly kingons or queeons. Occasionally this fails when the strike a republicon anti-particle.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*

I'm always amazed at how clever and prolific he was. I can see one or the other but he managed to be both.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 06:42 PM (NBvW6)

391 Look, in defense of Fetterman, he's probably busy answering the door at the Addams Family mansion.

But not for black people - he won't open the door for their kind.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2022 08:12 PM (+DS2f)

392 Look, in defense of Fetterman, someone has got to ring that bell at Notre Dam castle. Every fucking hour. How's he supposed to debate Dr. Oz with those kind of responsibilities?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2022 08:13 PM (+DS2f)

393 Look, in defense of Fetterman, he's got a full time gig collecting corpses for Dr. Frankenstein already. No time for debates!

But not black corpses. Nope, he leaves them alone.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2022 08:15 PM (+DS2f)

394 Look, in defense of Fetterman, he's got drain bamage. At least that is what he calls it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2022 08:20 PM (+DS2f)

395 Look, in defense of Fetterman, he was the clone that didn't quite take, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2022 08:21 PM (+DS2f)

396 Look, between Fetterman and Dr. Oz, there really isn't any choice. Is Oz as conservative as I might like? No. Is Oz an Orc, also no.

Vote for no Orcs in the Senate.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 08, 2022 08:24 PM (+DS2f)

397 >>>BTW, where would a jogger hide a gun on his body?

Same question was never asked of Texas Gov. Rick Perry when he claimed to have shot a coyote on his daily run.

I've looked into "jogging holsters." There aren't any models practical for carry, let alone concealed-carry.

A 9mm pistol weighs at least five pounds.

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