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Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 08, 2022 11:00 AM (b2nrj) 2
hiya
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2022 11:00 AM (T4tVD) 3
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:00 AM (Zz0t1) 4
Another grim Biden milestone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:01 AM (LvTSG) 5
Great...King Jugears.
Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:02 AM (AwYPR) 6
She saw Biden's Reichstag speech on TV and wigged out thinking it was 1932 instead of 2022.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:02 AM (ZGrMX) 7
Next up: King Tampon I.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 11:02 AM (Ab2uT) Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at September 08, 2022 11:02 AM (ZGrMX) 9
My wife won't like the news, she is a fan if you will about the Queen.
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 11:02 AM (fi9mI) 10
It is difficult to imagine anything he would do that would support and defend his nation's glorious history.
Seppuku comes to mind. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:03 AM (ayzS/) 11
The locust will descend, no doubt. The woke will argue that white aristocracy has no place in the modern world.
Charles will get his ten minutes in the sun, but I doubt there is a monarchy after him. It will be fun to watch MeAgain Markel argue that she deserves to be a princess. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:03 AM (mZ3xv) 12
Agreed. God save the Queen.
Posted by: Who is John Galt? at September 08, 2022 11:03 AM (H14gq) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (5Qjf9) 14
This is kind of perfect really.
King Chuckles I will take power right as the plebes don't have energy to heat their homes. And from his opulent palace he'll tell them they need to take it and more to save the Erf. Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (ESjRY) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (1Nxff) 16
King Klownshoes of Douchebaggery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (Zz0t1) 17
God save the Queen.
She likes the horses, gin and corgis. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (k4NQc) 18
Thank you for this, CBD.
I'm seventy-six years old and cannot recall a time when Elizabeth II was not Queen of England. She has been a constant for my entire life. I will cry when she's gone. Posted by: creeper at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (cTCuP) 19
I, uuuuuh, take comfort in knowing that, emmmmmm, she is listening to my oration on, ummmmmmm, the ipod I gave her
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (flINI) 20
There’s always John Goodman, you know.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (Ab2uT) 21
Britain doesn't have long.
Their new stronk womyn PM will wind up getting them embroiled in a war with Russia and China that they can't win. Much of traditional Western Europe is turning the way of the Scandis, installing irrational women and effeminate men. It's the suicide of the west. We aren't far behind. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (dg+/G) 22
17 God save the Queen.
She likes the horses, gin and corgis. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (k4NQc So the Queen would make a good Moron? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (mZ3xv) 23
Weird how we don't seem to have the same fetish for the other European monarchies still in existence...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (YIVH2) 24
And from his opulent palace he'll tell them they need to take it and more to save the Erf.
From what I've seen of it, the palace isn't actually that opulent. There's way ritzier stuff in Miami, the Hamptons, and LA. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (ZGrMX) 25
Well said, Mr. Dildo.
I've always been a little baffled by America's infatuation with British royalty, but, at the very least, Queen Elizabeth has been a fine example of grace and dignity. And I love her smile. My Mom smiles like that. Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (x8Wzq) 26
"The Chinless Fook and Tampon" will become a popular name for English pubs in the near future. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (pNxlR) 27
Goodbye, Mrs. Chips
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (63Dwl) 28
Sorry to hear about Liz.
Is Andrew really going to take his dick out of underaged girls to come see her though? Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (NWBBy) 29
Will her final words be, DIE YANKEE BASTARDS?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (A7urr) 30
23 Weird how we don't seem to have the same fetish for the other European monarchies still in existence...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (YIVH2) ======== For me, it's the Spanish King Felipe VI or nothing! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (LvTSG) 31
It is a mistake for a country to allow foreign corporations to own land.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (7QT2V) 32
All Hail King Tampon.
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (PSRKd) 33
I'm seventy-six years old and cannot recall a time when Elizabeth II was not Queen of England. She has been a constant for my entire life. I will cry when she's gone.
Posted by: creeper at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (cTCuP) ------------ She's beaten out Vicky for longest reign, that's for sure. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (OUcsZ) 34
It is more of a curiosity to me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (Wrs74) 35
The House of Hanover has specialized in douchebags for 200 years, starting with George IV. "A more contemptible, cowardly, selfish, unfeeling dog does not exist ... There have been good and wise kings but not many of them ... and this I believe to be one of the worst." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (1Nxff) 36
King Charles III. Something about other King Charleses, I can't quite remember what, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (7bRMQ) 37
Thank you, CBD. She's been the Queen my entire life, and has handled herself with quiet dignity.
What a shame the idiot Charles will replace her. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (ptqGC) 38
Charles the Woke. Defender of the Fag.
My prediction: He will be the last King of England. The monarchy will not end in a bang, but in a Wimp. Posted by: Minuteman at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (LaNzR) 39
Queen Liz might have been good for a queen but look at her offspring - Chuckles and the kid diddler.
This is why monarchy never works for long... Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (ESjRY) 40
It's not bad to have a non-political symbol of the state to rally around, and QE2 has done a great job of that through some very turbulent times.
Charles would do best to abdicate for William, who along with his wife seems to have learned a few things about decorum from his grandmother. Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (j5Tg0) 41
29 Will her final words be, DIE YANKEE BASTARDS?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (A7urr) To Hell with this woke crap. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (HJDAV) 42
Much of traditional Western Europe is turning the way of the Scandis, installing irrational women and effeminate men.
It's civilizational death by simping. Men think if they say nice things about these womens' mental illnesses they'll get a free pass to Cooterville. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (ZGrMX) 43
Elizabeth was and is tough. She lived through the Blitz, after all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (J2vNu) 44
As usual we will wait until after her bed time to set off 4th July fireworks. We're not savages.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (7QT2V) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (6FeV1) 46
Will Charles' side piece be living in Windsor?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (mZ3xv) 47
Will her final words be, DIE YANKEE BASTARDS?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (A7urr) "Charles. Don't fuck this up." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (DRSnL) 49
"The Chinless Fook and Tampon" will become a popular name for English pubs in the near future.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (pNxlR) Pub? You'll drink recycled toilet water and like it! Posted by: WEF at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (7bRMQ) 50
I keep hoping Charles will give the crown a pass and it will go to William
Posted by: Sphynx at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (P6qMv) 51
From Hell's Heart, I stab at commies.
For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee, Stalin, Mao, Hitler. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (HJDAV) 52
Men think if they say nice things about these womens' mental illnesses they'll get a free pass to Cooterville.
Oh, I'm game! And I just had a new layer of fish skin installed too! Posted by: Dr Rachel Levine at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (ESjRY) 53
My grandparents emigrated from Northern Ireland. They never became American citizens because they couldn't bring themselves to renounce the British crown.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (OUcsZ) 54
It is more of a curiosity to me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:06 AM (Wrs74) Yes! But I am always offended by the bowing and curtsying. I find it vile. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (XIJ/X) 55
She was only 17 but she did serve as a mechanic. the Last of the WWII generation, Please God keep Harry in and His PR seeking wife under control, you know that cunt is gonna make it about her and how she was snubbed at the funeral.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (cxG4V) 56
The Magna Carta, the creation of Great Britain, the industrial revolution, the incredible Indian adventure, the Napoleonic wars, World War I, World War II.
______________ We should also credit the British for creating the United States, Australia, Canada and several other smaller countries like Jamaica. Yes, they resisted independence, but the British values and ethics formed the foundation of these nations. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (lf83v) 57
Elizabeth was and is tough. She lived through the Blitz, after all.
___ She has more balls than all the men in her family combined. God willing, she'll spend eternity in a much better place. Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (Z/38I) 58
Charles will hang on to the bitter end. With a mom at 96 and a dad who crested 100, the brits have at least 25 years of this clown.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (Wrs74) 59
Is Meghan going to allow Harry to visit his dying granny?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (ptqGC) 60
Will Charles' side piece be living in Windsor?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM No, the Royal Stables. Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (GwxCX) 61
The Chinless Fook and Tampon" will become a popular name for English pubs in the near future.
Lotus Eaters had a video last week that all English pubs may close due to electricity and gas costs rising exponentially. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (ZGrMX) 62
Charles
Charles III lost his mind. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (6FeV1) ---------- FIFY Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (OUcsZ) 63
At least there won't be a Queen Camilla, Basset of Hound.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (Zz0t1) 64
I keep hoping Charles will give the crown a pass and it will go to William
-- He'd certainly be better, but William has disappointed me in the last few years with his woke platitudes. It's a harbinger of how the monarchy is going to morph once QEII is gone. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (sVtYq) 65
Hmm can the queen tell charles to fuck off and make william king?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (VwHCD) 66
If she were to live three more years, she would beat out Louis XIV for the longest reign of any European monarch. She’s already beat Franz Joseph by two years.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (Ab2uT) 67
May her final words be "Off with their heads, the lot of them!" as she waves her hands towards the pack if screw-ups that constitute most of her family.
Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (4z2nH) 68
What will his king name be? Dominion I?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (Wrs74) 69
11 The locust will descend, no doubt. The woke will argue that white aristocracy has no place in the modern world.
Charles will get his ten minutes in the sun, but I doubt there is a monarchy after him. It will be fun to watch MeAgain Markel argue that she deserves to be a princess. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:03 AM (mZ3xv) UK is done, Scotland will become it's own Country and N. Ireland will join Ireland when they vote. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (cxG4V) 70
At least there won't be a Queen Camilla, Basset of Hound.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (Zz0t1) lolol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (VwHCD) 71
the Queen would make a good Moron?
Can anyone dig up the meme of her at a steeplechase, those around her with shocked frightened faces, and her majesty is grinning like a chesire cat. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (djBP+) 72
Will Charles' side piece be living in Windsor?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 *** He married Camilla (at last), didn't he? She would not be in line for the succession, but be only the king's wife. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (J2vNu) 73
Please God keep Harry in and His PR seeking wife under control, you know that cunt is gonna make it about her and how she was snubbed at the funeral.
_________ Or "somebody said something raaaaaacist to me!" That's her favorite, if much over-used, card to play. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (MvHI3) 74
22 17 God save the Queen.
She likes the horses, gin and corgis. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 11:04 AM (k4NQc --------------- By NIH standards the Queen is a lush. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (Y7uha) 75
Morning.
Queen Elizabeth is liked because she reminds people of their favorite Grandma. She goes and the monarchy is fucked. Second look at the Commonwealth? Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (VHOGl) 76
Charles isn't next. that was settled years ago. William (Charles' oldest)is the heir.
Posted by: fred at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (GYvCd) 77
As Queen Elizabeth prepares to slip the surly bonds of Earth, let us always be mindful of how this tragic event will affect Megan Markle and her future podcasts.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (lf83v) 78
The queens final words will be on Netflix thanks to Harry's hidden mic
Posted by: NCKate at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (2oJif) 79
When Elizabeth was crowned, I got to stay home from school and listen on the radio. My mother made outfits for my doll so I could crown her along with Elizabeth. I kept a scrapbook of her life for years. What a gallant, hardworking woman.
Posted by: Wenda at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (gPRZb) 80
It'll be the end of an era. The throne sniffers in line are inbred media whores. What will be sad is seeing that clown prince of Wales crowned King of England.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (BFigT) 81
Carol Burnett used to do a funny Queen Elizabeth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (sVtYq) 82
The Queen is dead. Long live the simpleton.
Thank goodness the monarchy barely has any power. AMong Truss's first acts as PM is to open drilling leases in the North Sea, and ending the ban on fracking. Someone over there has a Clue. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (JOtiF) 83
Charles the III will be as worthless and destructive has his previous namesakes. Both were wasteful, corrupt, arrogant, foolish, and so bad that England threw the entire system of kings out the window for a generation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (Ivdso) Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (ayzS/) 85
I don't get the obsession Americans have with the "Royals". I wish the Queen no ill will and comfort. But The "Royals" are all FUBAR. There's a reason we broke free from them. Sadly we lose more freedoms every day. But I tune out when it's the Royal family. Especially the Ho Markle. Who cares? Not me.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (GwxCX) 86
Charles will hang on to the bitter end. With a mom at 96 and a dad who crested 100, the brits have at least 25 years of this clown.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:09 AM (Wrs74) There are always paparazzi around though. And drunk limo drivers. So there's hope. Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (NWBBy) 87
Anybody who loves corgis is okay in my book.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:08 AM (DRSnL) I have a corgi. Be careful with generalizations. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (dg+/G) 88
The Queen has worked well for the UK. Tradition, and a sense of identity that has eroded in the rest of the Anglosphere, especially as distance from the Monarchy has increased.
I don’t envy them their next few years. Or their last. Which, I am confident, they reciprocate. Posted by: Legion of Boom at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (54ljN) 89
Can anyone dig up the meme of her at a steeplechase, those around her with shocked frightened faces, and her majesty is grinning like a chesire cat.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (djBP+) I hope so, I love that picture. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (DRSnL) 90
60. He married her a couple of years ago. Like he should have done instead of Diana. However there would not have been a William, so at least some good came out of that mess.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (edq12) 91
The picture of the Queen alone at her husband's funeral will carry a harder lesson than Chamberlain waving that piece of paper.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (7QT2V) 92
The reign of Charles will be the final nail in the coffin of British greatness. The Magna Carta, the creation of Great Britain, the industrial revolution, the incredible Indian adventure, the Napoleonic wars, World War I, World War II...all lead to sordid and sleazy and stupid Charles, the epitome of inbred idiocy.
++++ I think that Charles becoming king raises the odds of the British ending their monarchy fairly dramatically. If he abdicates and lets his smarter, better-liked kid and his wife ascend, it would probably be much better for the monarchy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (WWh8n) 93
Maybe Charles will redistribute the Crown's vast wealth and properties? ... an acre and an electric car for every illegal alien.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (Cus5s) 94
No empire including ours is ever pure.
She has reigned constitutionally through decades of turmoil withdrawal decline imperial shrinkage the Beatles and Rolling Stones With patience and understanding her role and with her sister who smoked and drank herself to death. She has done as well as anyone could in those constraints. Pace. Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (8erNz) 95
At least they paid off their post WWII Anglo-American loan from us.
The last payment was made on 29 December 2006 for the sum of about $83m USD Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (A7urr) 96
AMong Truss's first acts as PM is to open drilling leases in the North Sea, and ending the ban on fracking.
Someone over there has a Clue. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM The clue is called reality. When you're freezing to death, it will make one rethink their position. Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (GwxCX) 97
Charles I was beheaded.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (ayzS/) Ah. Whoops. Heck, everyone was getting ka-chopped back then. Not my fault. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:14 AM (6FeV1) 98
92 I think that Charles becoming king raises the odds of the British ending their monarchy fairly dramatically. If he abdicates and lets his smarter, better-liked kid and his wife ascend, it would probably be much better for the monarchy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (WWh8n) ========== "My subjects must suffer for their injury to Mother Earth, the true Goddess!" -Charles' first speech as king, working title Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:14 AM (LvTSG) 99
The picture of the Queen alone at her husband's funeral will carry a harder lesson than Chamberlain waving that piece of paper.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (7QT2V) ++++ I haven't seen that one. Do you have a link? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2022 11:14 AM (WWh8n) 100
Meggy will post an instagram selfie of dying granny and her making duck lips and a peace sign. With a post about how the queens death is devastating for her.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:14 AM (Wrs74) 101
Charles II lost his head Charles I was beheaded. Charles II was restored to the throne. His idiot offspring was James II. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 08, 2022 11:14 AM (pNxlR) 102
It will be fun to watch MeAgain Markel argue that she deserves to be a princess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:03 AM (mZ3xv) She isn't? I don't keep up w/these things. Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (AwYPR) 103
Cannot be the "Stupidest fool in Christendom" as he does not reside in Christendom.
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (8CWbG) 104
If and when she passes, what is the pool for whether ace will add one of his trademark witticisms?
My bet is he will play it straight. Elizabeth is the last of the generation that had some sort of clue (although they raised the really fucked up commie assholes.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (HJDAV) 105
Never liked Pakis. Simple as.
Posted by: the Queen's final words at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (sL7No) 106
The good news about dying in Scotland is that going to Hell won't seem quite as bad
Posted by: Wally at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (FJYfm) 107
God bless the Queen. She loves her country, and has served it well.
What is it about offspring who reject your faith, tradition and duty for idiotic pablum? Anne, out of all of Elizabeth's children, would be a far better monarch than Charles. The sons are all wastrels. Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (JrN/x) Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (Z/38I) 109
Charles was her fountain of youth. Every time she thought of him as the king, she took another breath and soldiered on.
Posted by: mc at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (arTnq) 110
Queen Elizabeth is the last European monarch to have worn her country's uniform in time of war.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (GNhqo) Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (us2H3) 112
And frankly (Mr. Shankly?), The Queen Is Dead is NOT the Smiths best album.
Contains the gorgeous and timeless song, "Boy With a Thorn In His Side," and a couple other great songs, but there's too much filler on it. Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (NWBBy) 113
Can any country be reigned by a king / queen these days? The monarchy will probably skate along for a few years, but without a beloved queen holding it together how it can it survive? Strange times.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (sX1BW) Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (DRSnL) 115
My prediction: He will be the last King of England. The monarchy will not end in a bang, but in a Wimp.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (LaNzR) After consultation with my ministers, I have decided to follow through on the submission of England to the Caliph, as was intended by King John. I hearby declare the Church of England as no longer the official church. Westminster will be converted to a grand mosque and all will convert of submit to second class status. Posted by: Charles, Emir of Great Britain at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (7bRMQ) 116
111 all this over a country that can't make a decent pizza
fuck em Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (us2H3) ======= They did have the wisdom to import people who could make good chicken tikka masala. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (LvTSG) 117
He married Camilla (at last), didn't he? She would not be in line for the succession, but be only the king's wife.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (J2vNu) I think QEII has said that Camilla will be the Queen. This was pretty recently. And my give-a-fuck field is barren of fucks. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (JOtiF) 118
James II was Charles II’s brother, not his son.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (Ab2uT) 119
65 Hmm can the queen tell charles to fuck off and make william king?
____________ She was never going to do that. The queen has always been a traditionalist. You serve until you die, as your oath requires, and then your first-born takes over and does the same. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (MvHI3) 120
I loved when Queen Elizabeth appeared with Daniel Craig (007) for the London Olympics a few years ago.
I also loved when she did that "sandwich in the pocketbook thing" with Paddington Bear a few months ago. She had a sense of humor, which is rare in our Woke society. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (lf83v) 121
90 60. He married her a couple of years ago. Like he should have done instead of Diana. However there would not have been a William, so at least some good came out of that mess.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (edq12) He always loved her and I always felt sorry for him over that, He should have stood up to his Dad and Mother but because she wasn't a virgin it was a no go. I do think He was a good Father after Diana's Death, I was the same age as Harry when I lost my Mom and the way he protected the boys after her death Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (cxG4V) 122
I wonder how many in Britain are hoping that Elizabeth will outlive Charles so that William and Kate can succeed directly. God knows I have been.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (bhRsz) 123
I think that Charles becoming king raises the odds of the British ending their monarchy fairly dramatically. If he abdicates and lets his smarter, better-liked kid and his wife ascend, it would probably be much better for the monarchy.
Agree. I doubt Charles has the awareness and discipline to do what is best for the country, though. That's why QEII hung on so long. She knew the damage he would do. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (ayzS/) 124
She was Queen when Eden buffaloed Eisenhower and went into the Suez adventure I cannot imagine what her turmoil was then.
Eden was right and it would have been the right time for us to bomb the shit out of the Middle East to teach them a lesson but Nasser bullshitted Dulles who bullshitted Eisenhower and the repercussions lasted 40 years Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (8erNz) 125
113 Can any country be reigned by a king / queen these days? The monarchy will probably skate along for a few years, but without a beloved queen holding it together how it can it survive? Strange times.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (sX1BW) ========== People want to be ruled. They want to be ruled by celebrities who operate as figureheads to shadowy organizations. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (LvTSG) 126
The good news about dying in Scotland is that going to Hell won't seem quite as bad
Posted by: Wally at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (FJYfm) --- Spoken like a True Scotsman! (I'm mostly Scottish myself) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (YIVH2) 127
She isn't? I don't keep up w/these things.
Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (AwYPR) No. Neither is Kate. They're both duchesses, I think. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (DRSnL) 128
The Sussex branch of the family is harlots and retards. They need to fuck off.
I still like the queen, she had her shit together. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (w2Z7l) 129
>>>Charles isn't next. that was settled years ago. William (Charles' oldest)is the heir.
--------- Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy... This is a big one Billy. Posted by: Judge Smails at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (VJsqe) 130
Well said, JEM.
God bless her. She is about the last link to a time when people loved their country, and countrymen, and acted with stoicism and humility in war and peace. Posted by: Ultra pj at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (G1dq6) 131
Can Charles take the throne? I thought I heard at some point that he was disqualified because of his divorce, but I have no idea if this is true.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (+TzMF) 132
The constant nagging thought at the back of any monarch's mind was always, how do I stay alive?
The answer was usually, get more power and wealth. I'd almost feel sorry for them, if they didn't hurt so many others in the process. But now we're moving from national power by genetics to global power by being in the club. Not likely to be any better. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (GD2xa) 133
A King Charles would likely surrender to the French.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (/88Fu) 134
Gun control politician stabs reporter to death.
https://bit.ly/3KWldXQ Thank Marx he didn't have a gun! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (FVME7) 135
Some say Frankie is the last pope, if nostradomus is to be believed. Will WWIII end both the monarchy and popestry?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (Wrs74) 136
The actress who plays played Anne in Season 1 of The Crown was hot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (Ab2uT) 137
Indeed CBD. Well said.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (nxdel) 138
He always loved her and I always felt sorry for him over that, He should have stood up to his Dad and Mother but because she wasn't a virgin it was a no go.
-- I think Camilla was still married when Charles the Oaf had to finally pick a wife. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (sVtYq) 139
Charles I was beheaded. Charles II was restored to the throne. His idiot offspring was James II.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 08, 2022 11:14 AM (pNxlR) Nope, James II was Charles II's younger brother. Though in fairness, he was kind of an idiot. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (bhRsz) 140
What will his king name be? Dominion I?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:10 AM (Wrs74) Muhammad I Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (XIJ/X) 141
There's still a number of monarchies in Europe. Tough shit they now have their offices in a strip mall next to a KFC.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (lz5hY) 142
Since we are on the subject of the Brits.....I'm working on my latest musical piece. All due apologies to the Beatles.
To the tune of Its Getting Better All the Time I used to get mad at the schools Indoctrination and churning out fools Teach hate the white man, turning kids trans Their communist agitprop tools The GOP has got to write a letter A sternly worded letter, all the time The GOP has got to write a letter Sternly worded letter, to change their mind Sternly worded letters all the time! Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (dg+/G) 143
Rome did pretty well with the Caesar choosing their successor from the best of Rome they could find rather than a direct lineage from their own family. This was part of the fiction that separated them from being kings (even if they were in all but name). Eventually they started just doing the bloodline thing and it all went down hill pretty fast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (Ivdso) Posted by: Master Lizbeth at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (DsA2n) 145
The Queen's impending death. The gathering of the relatives.
The grand, old Queen who did the best she could. The witless heir. The two bastard sons of a slutastic wife to the heir. The brother who's a Pedo Island regular. The heir's son who's a Pedo Island regular. The son who's enamored of a c-level Hollywood lowlife. The c-level Hollywood lowlife who married into the royal family. Etc. By golly, I've got an old-style whodunit mystery here! All I need is a genius detective with a snazzy name... Ah! Hercamer Parrot! Done! Hello, Hollywood? have I got a pitch for you! Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (KLPy8) 146
I thought this picture was really sweet, too.
https://is.gd/lre0A9 Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 *** She really was cute as well as regal, huh? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (J2vNu) 147
King Crimson > King Charles
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (Zz0t1) 148
If/when QE passes away.
Will the Royal Family invite DJT to attend the funeral? They had at least 1 meeting which was at least nice (as reported). IIRC it was better received than the Obama's meeting QE. Imagine if she specifically requested him to attend her funeral. Imagine the heads exploding Posted by: Scott_T at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (2waQ7) 149
If I had to guess I’m thinking Elizabeth has had a stroke. She met with Boris Johnson on Tuesday as is customary for an outgoing PM then was supposed to accept and approve the new PM via online meeting which was canceled yesterday with no reason given.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (edq12) 150
King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (lf83v) Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (AbL8c) 152
I don't get the obsession Americans have with the "Royals".
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 11:12 AM (GwxCX) They're safe. They embody what most of us wish for all public persons. We can look on approvingly when they do well, mock them when they're idiots, but at the end of the day, we can turn our backs on them because they don't actually matter. The pageantry is fun because we have to deal with neither the bother nor expense. We can look on someone like Kate and say, she seems nice, without actually having to care. Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (z99Zw) 153
>>> 110 Queen Elizabeth is the last European monarch to have worn her country's uniform in time of war.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (GNhqo) I thought Meghan's hairdresser was a helicopter pilot and had served somewhere, Afghanistan maybe? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (llON8) 154
I heard a story about her coming across some Americans on a hiking trail years ago. They chatted a bit and the Americans noted that it would be a hoot if they met the queen. They chatted a bit more and parted ways.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (Wrs74) 155
Charles isn't next. that was settled years ago. William (Charles' oldest)is the heir.
While I agree that is how it should go, it takes an act of parliament to change who is heir (and I think the reigning monarch, if alive) and that has not taken place. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (Ivdso) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (5Qjf9) 157
My mother bore a very striking resemblance to Queen Elizabeth, so I've always had a soft spot for The Queen because of that. What a life she's had. She is not just the longest reigning monarch in British history; she is second longest reigning monarch in world history.
Posted by: JenWestin at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (oVeqR) 158
Personally, her death will just hasten along history. I'm not sure what comes next, but her continual reign has staved off things a bit (methinks - others may disagree).
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (sX1BW) 159
The news out of Balmoral Castle is not good. Queen Elizabeth II, 96 years old and the longest reigning monarch in British history, is under her physicians' care out of "concern."
It's pretty clear she's not being treated by that serial killer doctor who offed her grandfather and other members of the royal family. Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (dCxaZ) 160
A people that enjoy Haggis, blood pudding, and spotted dick just ain't right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (A7urr) 161
After me, the deluge . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (iFTx/) 162
DeDantis has figured out Newsome's cunning plan.
Tom Elliott@tomselliott "People chirping about Fla. from Calif. — They're so worried about Fla., they can't even keep the power on in Calif.! ... Once all the people that want to move to Florida move out of there, then maybe they'll have adequate power" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (FVME7) 163
'The concept of a "Royal Family" is offensive, and a cursory examination of the dissolute products of those families will bolster my contention that genetics is an awful way to choose one's rulers.'
The method we use to choose gave us Obola and FJB. Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (ruYJi) Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (DRSnL) 165
As Queen Elizabeth prepares to slip the surly bonds of Earth, let us always be mindful of how this tragic event will affect Megan Markle and her future podcasts.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:11 AM (lf83v) -------- 1. Harry kills father Charles. 2. Harry kills brother William and his sons George & Louis. 3. ??? 4. Queen Megan! Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (/88Fu) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (Ivdso) 167
Gun control politician stabs reporter to death.
God's work. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know __ The reporter killed was doing something most don't do nowadays. His job. Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (Z/38I) 168
She was Queen when Eden buffaloed Eisenhower and went into the Suez adventure I cannot imagine what her turmoil was then.
Eden was right and it would have been the right time for us to bomb the shit out of the Middle East to teach them a lesson but Nasser bullshitted Dulles who bullshitted Eisenhower and the repercussions lasted 40 years Wut? Eisenhower opposed the British takeover of Suez. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (ayzS/) 169
It appears to be a hard rule of monarchies that good kings and queens are followed by idiot children - except for Elizabeth 1, who had the wisdom to just not have any.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (/2uSQ) 170
>>> 125 113 Can any country be reigned by a king / queen these days? The monarchy will probably skate along for a few years, but without a beloved queen holding it together how it can it survive? Strange times.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:16 AM (sX1BW) ========== People want to be ruled. They want to be ruled by celebrities who operate as figureheads to shadowy organizations. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (LvTSG) I was going to demand money, fast cars and the occasional babe. These guys are wacko. Posted by: Loki at September 08, 2022 11:24 AM (llON8) 171
Had a interesting conversation with a cabbie in Scotland last fall about his hopes that The Queen might outlive Charles.
Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 11:24 AM (AbL8c) 172
139. Yes she was. She got tired of Charles not deciding to marry and she married one of their friends.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 11:24 AM (edq12) 173
Muhammad I
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (XIJ/X) --------- Can you win your own thread? Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:24 AM (/88Fu) 174
King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (lf83v) King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:24 AM (AwYPR) 175
I don't like Prince Charles one bit, but I do feel a little sorry for him. There's really only one job he ever *can* perform, he's been waiting his entire life to start at it, and he can't take it on until his mother kicks the bucket. That alone would inspire a bit of kookiness in lots of people (though others have certainly handled it better than he has).
I've often felt it would be better, for Britain and for the royals themselves, if the monarchy did still have a degree of genuine political power. I know we're not supposed to think that way, but if people like Charles had some actual responsibilities beyond ribbon-cutting and smiling for the camera, it might do everyone a bit of good. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (bhRsz) 176
Rome did pretty well with the Caesar choosing their successor from the best of Rome they could find rather than a direct lineage from their own family. This was part of the fiction that separated them from being kings (even if they were in all but name). Eventually they started just doing the bloodline thing and it all went down hill pretty fast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 *** They did the bloodline thing among the emperors until Nerva. He started the "pick a GOOD successor" routine, and it lasted for about 75 years. Marcus Aurelius screwed up and named his son (who as an emperor would have made a decent gladiator) as his successor, and that was when the whole business began to slide. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (J2vNu) 177
Say what you want, they lasted longer than our republic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (SAoso) 178
A people that enjoy Haggis, blood pudding, and spotted dick just ain't right.
________________ All sins are washed away in uisege beatha. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (lf83v) 179
The concept of a "Royal Family" is offensive, and a cursory examination of the dissolute products of those families will bolster my contention that genetics is an awful way to choose one's rulers.
It still beats Klaus Schwab picking the leaders of the US, Canada, England, EU, Australia, and New Zealand like has already happened. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (ZGrMX) 180
The Queen used her pomp and pageantry to keep the Commonwealth countries as a trading power. London is (or more properly, was) a global financial center.
Interesting that taking down the Commonwealth as trading power has been the focus of the past years. Chuckie in Love does not have the personal power or intellect to keep it going. Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (MIKMs) 181
King Crimson > King Charles
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (Zz0t1) *** King Creole > King Crimson > King Charles Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (flINI) 182
Randy Andy is still in the line of succession - 9th I think. That would be lit.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (bnAdj) 183
The reporter killed was doing something most don't do nowadays.
His job. Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (Z/38I) Yes. I read the article. It was a joke since politicians and journaists are both in a race for the bottom lately. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (5Qjf9) 184
144 Rome did pretty well with the Caesar choosing their successor from the best of Rome they could find rather than a direct lineage from their own family. This was part of the fiction that separated them from being kings (even if they were in all but name). Eventually they started just doing the bloodline thing and it all went down hill pretty fast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (Ivdso) Now hold on there. The Antonine dynasty chose their heirs until Marcus Aurelius chose his own son, Commodus. EVERY other emperor chose his own blood relation or married off a daughter to some dude or whatever. The empire only got slightly lucky that Nirva was childless and so chose Trajan. Trajan's wife probably chose Hadrian (Trajan might have been shaky on the gay technocrat.) Hadrian murdered a bunch of people and then chose Marcus Aurelius, then engaged in twelfth dimensional fuckery in order to try to put a placeholder in place for when Marcus came of age, Antoninus Pius. None of these men had a blood son. Trajan for whatever reason (busy man.) Hadrian was a flaming gay. Marcus DID have children and chose the horrifically bad Commodus to succeed him. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (HJDAV) 185
King Creole > King Crimson > King Charles Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (flINI) B.B. King > Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (Zz0t1) 186
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I think that Charles becoming king raises the odds of the British ending their monarchy fairly dramatically. If he abdicates and lets his smarter, better-liked kid and his wife ascend, it would probably be much better for the monarchy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2022 11:13 AM (WWh8n) ----------------------------- He's too stupid and his advisors too greedy. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (Y7uha) 187
Tank is the next true queen
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (Wrs74) 188
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Oliver Cromwell at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (lf83v) 189
Waffle King > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (A7urr) 190
Speaking of Royals watched a video on Cleopatra and oof her family tree is a stick, was interesting and speculation is that she was really UGLY and it was all PR that she was a pretty
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (cxG4V) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (63Dwl) 192
A people that enjoy Haggis, blood pudding, and spotted dick just ain't right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 *** "Oats: a grain that in England is given to the horses, but in Scotland is fed to the people." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (KLPy8) 194
1. Harry kills father Charles. 2. Harry kills brother William and his sons George & Louis. 3. ??? 4. Queen Megan! Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (/88Fu) Don't forget the daughter. They changed the rules before William's kids were born. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (DRSnL) 195
I heard a story about her coming across some Americans on a hiking trail years ago. They chatted a bit and the Americans noted that it would be a hoot if they met the queen. They chatted a bit more and parted ways.
-- I heard that story too. From the man who accompanied her on that little walk. They both got a good chuckle out of it. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (sVtYq) 196
I think QEII has said that Camilla will be the Queen.
This was pretty recently. And my give-a-fuck field is barren of fucks. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 11:17 AM (JOtiF) I've no fucks left to give, my fucks have runneth dry I tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy I've no fucks left to give, my fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (VwHCD) 197
I've often felt it would be better, for Britain and for the royals themselves, if the monarchy did still have a degree of genuine political power.
------------- What's the point of it without political power? It really baffles me. Then again, we now have a President who may be powerless to the System. So maybe the Brits will get the last laugh. Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (sX1BW) 198
Hello, Hollywood? have I got a pitch for you!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM Love it! We just need to tweak it a bit. You know, more differently-abled pyrsons of color, etc. Otherwise, great! Posted by: Hollywood at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (a3Q+t) Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (KLPy8) 200
The sumbitches are racist!
VICE News@VICENews Police Dogs Were Invented by Slavers. Now They’re Used by Cops. - Death to Fido! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (FVME7) 201
It's pretty clear she's not being treated by that serial killer doctor who offed her grandfather and other members of the royal family.
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 11:22 AM (dCxaZ) King George V (QEII's grandfather) died in 1936, so that would be quite an achievement if she was. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (bhRsz) 202
My old friend, now gone, a retired Brit merchant sailor, had a picture of the Queen and Sir Winston in his telly and beer drinking room. Used to say she was the only one keeping the wretched place together.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (lz5hY) 203
King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (sX1BW) 204
King Harv is the only true king.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (63Dwl) Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (sVtYq) 206
Can you win your own thread?
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:24 AM (/88Fu) That would be unseemly. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (XIJ/X) 207
I basically look on the royals as domesticated people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (Ab2uT) 208
Speaking of Royals watched a video on Cleopatra and oof her family tree is a stick, was interesting and speculation is that she was really UGLY and it was all PR that she was a pretty
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 *** I've seen photos of coins struck in Cleo's honor. Those portraits are supposed to be flattering -- and yet her profile reminds you of Barbra Streisand rather than Liza Taylor. I suppose the fact that she could be charming and seductive, and was well-educated enough to hold her own with men like Caesar and Antony, was a big charge for them. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (J2vNu) 209
King Harv is the only true king.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (63Dwl) FACT! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (Zz0t1) 210
"The concept of a "Royal Family" is offensive,"
______________ Nah. It's kinda like "Jackass Meets Animal Husbandry." Let's see how screwed up inbred offspring can get. Just don't give them too much power. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (lf83v) 211
Police Dogs Were Invented by Slavers. Now They’re Used by Cops.
* Look, it's not our f*cking fault that you couldn't figure out animal husbandry. "Oh, they invented dogs!" Get f*cked. Go figure out how honeybees work and then we'll talk in 700 years. Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (SAoso) 212
203 King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (sX1BW) ------- No love for King Ropes around here? https://www.kingssaddlery.com/kingropes.htm Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (VJsqe) 213
147 King Crimson > King Charles
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM (Zz0t1) King Charles Spaniel>>>King Crimson > King Charles Posted by: Opressed Peasant at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (BgMrQ) 214
"Oats: a grain that in England is given to the horses, but in Scotland is fed to the people."
As my wee Scottish granny used to say as a rejoinder: Where have you ever seen such horses, or such men? Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:29 AM (ayzS/) 215
Charles, at 73, may not rule very long. I believe William will make a good king, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (D8mow) 216
King Harv is the only true king.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (63Dwl) *** Pfffffffffffft Posted by: Rodney King at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (flINI) 217
Great Britain and Ireland have no real power to exert in the world other than being a very powerful trade and finance hub. Without that, the British Isles don't really offer anything significant to the world. Their power is much bigger than their nation because of that. Lose the money flow and they just become another little nation like the Czech republic.
I don't think Charles has the goods to keep that going. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (Ivdso) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (5Qjf9) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (F3vE7) 220
Charlie sucks.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (ytSiK) 221
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'But I am always offended by the bowing and curtsying. I find it vile.' Me too. It's the idea that someone is inherently better than everyone else. It goes against my religion and political ethos. Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (ruYJi) 222
Queen Elizabeth has more class, grace, dignity and intelligence than the last six Democrat presidents combined.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (p+1gI) 223
Maybe Charles will go 'walking in Memphis'?
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (oRWDD) 224
When do leftists start consuming each other when some decide that talking about racism in everything is itself racist?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (llON8) 225
The queen was able to prorogue parliament until parliament voted to unprorogue itself.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (Wrs74) 226
King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (sX1BW) Kingfish > King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (AwYPR) 227
Is Biden going to send the cackling whore (not that one, the other one) to the funeral? Not that I want to see the Queen disrespected, but I do want to see what Kumala's speechwriter comes up with.
Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2022 11:31 AM (4z2nH) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:31 AM (Wrs74) 229
'But I am always offended by the bowing and curtsying. I find it vile.'
Me too. It's the idea that someone is inherently better than everyone else. It goes against my religion and political ethos. Posted by: Dr. Claw * THIS (pays $100 extra to get the armband that lets my perfectly healthy kids go to the front of the line at amusement parks) Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:31 AM (SAoso) 230
Charles, at 73, may not rule very long. I believe William will make a good king, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (D8mow) If he inherits his parents' longevity genes he could easily rule for 20+ years. Yuck. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (DRSnL) 231
I just can't believe she is doing this in the middle of McCains funeral and so soon after PRIDE month.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (Wrs74) 232
Having a certain respect for her adept management of her job and whack-job family, I respect the Queen. If her offspring also respects her they (and their wives) will let her go in peace, and keep their publicists out of the whole thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (rFnaM) 233
I don't think Charles has the goods to keep that going.
Charles doesn't have the goods to keep a lemonade stand going. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (ayzS/) Posted by: Obama at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (lf83v) 235
"we are not amused."
Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (fEO16) 236
Speaking of Royals watched a video on Cleopatra and oof her family tree is a stick, was interesting and speculation is that she was really UGLY and it was all PR that she was a pretty
From what I've been able to find out, she was no great beauty but wasn't exactly hideous. Apparently she had an amazing personality and was extremely seductive. But I mean, the king of Egypt literally married his own sister as a matter of policy for generations, its amazing she wasn't some Deliverance mutant. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (Ivdso) 237
They did the bloodline thing among the emperors until Nerva. He started the "pick a GOOD successor" routine, and it lasted for about 75 years. Marcus Aurelius screwed up and named his son (who as an emperor would have made a decent gladiator) as his successor, and that was when the whole business began to slide.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (J2vNu) True enough, but you can read too much into that. It was more by accident that you got the Five Good Emperors, because four of them happened not to have children. If Trajan or Hadrian had had a son, he would have named him as heir early on, just as Marcus Aurelius did. Gladiator notwithstanding, no emperor was going to deny his son the throne. Even Augustus had every intention of appointing his son as heir if he'd had one to make it to adulthood, and he's the one who invented the whole "I'm not really a monarch" fiction. Marcus Aurelius couldn't have acted any differently than he did. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (bhRsz) 238
King Crimson > King Charles
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:21 AM *** King Creole > King Crimson > King Charles Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM King Harvest > King Creole > King Crimson > King Charles youtube.com/watch?v=g5JqPxmYhlo Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (ENBF0) 239
Diocletian 'tried' to institute a more formalized adoption, succession scheme, but that came apart faster than a jammed door at Chuck Norris' house because: 1) He was stupid in that he allowed Galerius to set not only his own successor, but also the western caesar- which put three quarters of the tetrarchy under his direct control. That isolated the wrong guy, Constantius. Not because Constantius was going to kick the whole thing down, but because his son was Constantine- who was dispossessed, but brilliant and extremely popular amongst the troops. Not a smart move.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (HJDAV) 240
I do want to see what Kumala's speechwriter comes up with.
Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2022 11:31 AM (4z2nH) The Queen of England was a great queen. She was Queen of England and served as Queen for a long time. She Queened as Queen and did Queen things. As a Queen does. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (Zz0t1) 241
The queen's only job is to want what is best for the people of the commonwealth. Listen to her radio address from her 21st birthday in 1947. She has been steadfast throughout. The one aspect of British government I admire is the weekly meeting of the prime minister with the queen. It is private and unrecorded. The PM does not need to heed the queen's advice, but does need to listen. I wish her well and thank God for her example.
Posted by: Neoluddite at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (bsADT) 242
Why did Trump want to keep that info?
Posted by: Forrest gump So Biden couldn't give it to Iran. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (Wrs74) 243
I much prefer the Prince Charles of Tom Clancy's books than the actual Prince Charles.
And he's going to f-up my name more than Manson did. Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (xttsV) 244
When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK. Maybe some weird "bisquits" (we call them cookies here, Jack) or some candy in a fancy tin can, both usually found at Big Lots.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (lz5hY) 245
Wus all thees about the royals then?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (3vQN0) 246
In other UK news, the new government has in fact enacted price controls on gas and energy.
"UK government freezes gas and electricity bills for the average household at £2,500 at year for the next 2 years" Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (qH6FZ) 247
How long will it be until Meghan and Harry pull up to Buckingham Palace in their U-Haul?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (A7urr) 248
King Harv is the only true king.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (63Dwl) *** Pfffffffffffft Posted by: Rodney King at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (flINI) Can't you two get along? Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (Wrs74) 250
Kingfish > King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (AwYPR) *** ME > Kingfish > King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles Posted by: Sofa King at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (flINI) 251
VICE News@VICENews
Police Dogs Were Invented by Slavers. Now They’re Used by Cops. The wokies are going to have a hard time getting people to turn on dogs. People like dogs better than people, as the John Wick Pitch Meeting said. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (ZGrMX) 252
>>> 247 In other UK news, the new government has in fact enacted price controls on gas and energy.
"UK government freezes gas and electricity bills for the average household at £2,500 at year for the next 2 years" Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (qH6FZ) Well THAT will fix inflation! and everything else!!! Retards. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (llON8) 253
Charles, at 73, may not rule very long.
___________ The longevity of both his parents suggests otherwise. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (MvHI3) 254
If he inherits his parents' longevity genes he could easily rule for 20+ years. Yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (DRSnL) If he's been vaxxed and boosted, maybe not. Could be the first time the clot shot's actually done some good. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (bhRsz) 255
I guess that confirms that Obama, Clinton, and/or Biden have sold information on UK, France, Israel, etc. nuclear capabilities.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (SAoso) 256
>>.I have a grudging respect for Elizabeth, and I hope that her last days or months or years are peaceful, and that she is given the respect that she has earned for her many years as the queen.
Yes. But she won't. Meghan the psycho splitter will fund a way to make it all about her, and the woke press will use it as an opportunity to amp up their bashing of all things royal and British. I doubt Biden does much of anything in respobse to her eventual passing. Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (I/doM) 257
I don't like Prince Charles one bit, but I do feel a little sorry for him. There's really only one job he ever *can* perform, he's been waiting his entire life to start at it, and he can't take it on until his mother kicks the bucket.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (bhRsz) But that isn't true. He could have been a great ambassador, spreading the gospel of Western civilization. He could have been what Diana was, a publicly kind and caring woman who genuinely cared for the downtrodden. Remember those photos of her hugging and holding AIDS babies? But he chose to be a dilettante and an ass. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (XIJ/X) 258
Why did Trump want to keep that info?
_____________ Because President Applesauce probably shredded his copies along with his crayon drawings. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (lf83v) 259
Tank is the next true queen
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:26 AM (Wrs74) -------- Heh. Queen M1A1. Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (/88Fu) 260
Charles, at 73, may not rule very long. I believe William will make a good king, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (D8mow) ============== Doubt it, myself (given the genetic pool there), but I don't much care. I like that Wm.'s wife (whose name I always have to ask of my daughter) seems like a solid citizen and a good mother. Maybe they should let her run the show. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2022 11:34 AM (rFnaM) 261
247 In other UK news, the new government has in fact enacted price controls on gas and energy.
"UK government freezes gas and electricity bills for the average household at £2,500 at year for the next 2 years" Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (qH6FZ) ========== So, no gas instead of expensive gas. That should work out well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (LvTSG) 262
Remembering when a man broke into Elizabeth s bedroom and woke her up? She talked to him until security arrived.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (edq12) 263
I wish her well and if it is her time, I wish her a peaceful passing.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (4olE8) 264
233 Having a certain respect for her adept management of her job and whack-job family, I respect the Queen. If her offspring also respects her they (and their wives) will let her go in peace, and keep their publicists out of the whole thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (rFnaM) Tell that to Sparkle Markle. If there's press involved she'll be there Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (bs+z0) 265
The Queen of England was a great queen. She was Queen of England and served as Queen for a long time. She Queened as Queen and did Queen things. As a Queen does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (Zz0t1) Whoa!!! That kind of channeling the imbecile cannot be good for you...take it easy there! Posted by: Iris at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (NaH5I) Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (45fpk) 267
The Queen of England was a great queen. She was Queen of England and served as Queen for a long time. She Queened as Queen and did Queen things. As a Queen does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (Zz0t1) Sounds like one of my book reports. Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (AwYPR) 268
Apparently, history started on 1/6/21.
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera Election Deniers depress me. I blame President Trump for his shameful campaign to slander and undermine American faith in our elections. For all his positive accomplishments, and there are many, I could never support him again. Without fealty to the Constitution, we’re 2d rate. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (FVME7) 269
We’re back to “the guy who moved the embassy to Jerusalem, made peace in the ME and has a Jewish son in law is a secret Nazi who wants to fucker over Israel” thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (3vQN0) 270
So, no gas instead of expensive gas.
That should work out well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (LvTSG) ------ Why can they never see that this is always the only outcome? Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (VJsqe) 271
and he's the one who invented the whole "I'm not really a monarch" fiction.
It was a constant concern in Rome. They had kings very early on, then rejected that for the republic. When Caesar rose to power, people were very upset that he was acting like a king, even if he didn't have the name. Caesar had no son so he had to pick a successor (Octavian, who became Augustus) from several choices. Augustus, possibly their best emperor, chose a son in law as a successor, not his own blood. He might have picked his son if he'd had one, but he did not. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (Ivdso) 272
254 Charles, at 73, may not rule very long.
___________ The longevity of both his parents suggests otherwise. ----------- He has Dumbo ears. Dumbo died early. Something Walt Disney didn't tell you cuz you were a child. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (D8mow) 273
ME > Kingfish > King Ralph > Joe King Carrasco > King Kong > King Kullen > King Charles
Posted by: Sofa King at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM (flINI) King Harv Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (OgrpQ) 274
Gun control politician stabs reporter to death.
https://bit.ly/3KWldXQ You got to admire a man who sticks to his principles. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (u4CEu) 275
QE was an exemplar of the modern royal houses of Europe that reign but do not rule.
Whether the remaining Euro countries wish to retain royal families is up to them but we have essentially moved to elective monarchs in the US and as we see, imbeciles once installed in office, are hard to get rid of. Much harder than a prime minister form of government. Posted by: whig at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (CXr4y) 276
270 We’re back to “the guy who moved the embassy to Jerusalem, made peace in the ME and has a Jewish son in law is a secret Nazi who wants to fucker over Israel” thing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (3vQN0) ======== Don't forget that Jewish son-in-law is supposed to have run Trump's administration behind the scenes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (LvTSG) 277
The Queen of England is responsible for all of the Engs.
- Vice Presidence Karmella Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:37 AM (SAoso) 278
Hopefully, she will be joined in Heaven by her husband and her father, both of whom she loved dearly.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:37 AM (lf83v) 279
1. Harry kills father Charles.
2. Harry kills brother William and his sons George & Louis. 3. ??? 4. Queen Megan! Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:23 AM (/88Fu) Game of Scones Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2022 11:37 AM (dg+/G) 280
I’m not denied there was an election . I do however have a brain and can see the results were faked.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:37 AM (3vQN0) 281
Without fealty to the Constitution, we’re 2d rate.
* This part? "The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof" Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (SAoso) 282
Sounds like one of my book reports. Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (AwYPR) ....Then I got a job. Keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (Zz0t1) 283
Don't forget the daughter. They changed the rules before William's kids were born.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:27 AM (DRSnL) -------- Oh, I was actually wondering about that when I went to look up how many kids William & Kate had along with their names (I had no idea) -- interesting, thanks. Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (/88Fu) 284
Anyone wanna play catch?
Posted by: A Strange Woman, Laying In a Pond, Holding a Sword at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (32eGV) 285
Will the Royal Family invite DJT to attend the funeral? They had at least 1 meeting which was at least nice (as reported). IIRC it was better received than the Obama's meeting QE. Imagine if she specifically requested him to attend her funeral.
===== From what I could understand, DJT and QEII had a very cordial relationship. Both had Scottish mothers. Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (MIKMs) 286
>>Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me... Go pound a Koi up your ass, Beaner. Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (PSRKd) 287
American coverage will be entirely about two things. 40% that insufferable Markel piglet. 60% about how "Trump snubbed her that one time he went to visit" by whatever asshole lie it was at the time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (6FeV1) 288
Kate takes on her husband's title becoming Princess William of Wales in addition to HRH Duchess of Cambridge. Her princess status was confirmed with the arrival of Prince George.
Camilla I heard was ok'd by the Queen to be called Queen Consort when the idiot becomes King. Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (DBrN4) 289
281 I’m not denied there was an election . I do however have a brain and can see the results were faked.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:37 AM (3vQN0) ======== 1980, 1984, 1988, 2000, 2004, and 2016, right? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (LvTSG) 290
Perhaps there is a letter from mother to son, saying, "Wait six months, then retire in favor of Wills"
That may be the realm's only hope. Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (43I4c) 291
From what I could understand, DJT and QEII had a very cordial relationship. Both had Scottish mothers.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (MIKMs) Yes, but the rest of the spawn were not fans to put it mildly Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (bs+z0) 292
The Queen of England was a great queen. She was Queen of England and served as Queen for a long time. She Queened as Queen and did Queen things. As a Queen does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:32 AM (Zz0t1) == Kamala you are not supposed to sock old time posters. It is against the rules. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (u4CEu) 293
Wus all thees about the royals then?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM Yes. Today is now "Royals Day". You will have to re-schedule your overdue "Electric Vehicles Are Great Day". Strange how you haven't pushed that during the California power emergency. I'm sure that is just a coincidence. Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (xttsV) 294
I disagree with Peterson's take that Trump is a winner who can outfox anyone at business and it looks bad on him to claim the election was stolen and he lost to a 3rd rate democrat.
Trump may have accounted for treachery in the Dem party, but he never expected the shanking he got from the GOP and judiciary. Without the GOPs help, the steal would never have happened. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (Wrs74) 295
The places Britain colonized have the best educational systems on earth. Seriously. Compare those nations with any in Latin America, Africa or other islands in the Caribbean
Posted by: Regular joe at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (nnp+f) 296
We’re back to “the guy who moved the embassy to Jerusalem, made peace in the ME and has a Jewish son in law is a secret Nazi who wants to fucker over Israel” thing.
Jews are, IIRC, the DNC's second most reliable voting block after blacks, so they have to do this shit. Just like how the Floyd riots were a mostly successful attempt to stop black men from noticing that Trump was very friendly to Kanye. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (ZGrMX) 297
William's foreign policy is not much different than Charles'. Once Queen Elizabeth II is gone they can all fall in a piss bucket.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (Hu3wv) 298
Prince Charles should step aside , as well as all other successors. and allow parliament to select an historic person of color for king/queen. Even better if also LGBTQ. Anything less would be racist and the wrong side of history. I'm a little l surprised this hasn't been suggested.
Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (MxEKc) 299
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me...['/i] Dear Geraldo. No one cares. In honor of the Queen, SOD OFF!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (Zz0t1) 301
Yesterday: Israel is an apartheid state that need to be annihilated
Today; oh my god Israel’s nookolar secrets may have been compromised Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (3vQN0) 302
Just in case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (Zz0t1) 303
My mother who was born and raised in Ireland, loved the queen. She was tough and knew how to live with dignity and pride.
Posted by: Megthered at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (AdxHD) 304
>> VICE News@VICENews
Police Dogs Were Invented by Slavers. Now They’re Used by Cops. I LOVE the idea that no one ever used dogs as part of security/policing until Southern slavers. Really, you're asserting that - man's best friend has lived generation, centuries, as pampered, lazy pooches up until colonial America? Hilarious. Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (I/doM) 305
Without fealty to the Constitution, we’re 2d rate.
* This part? "The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof" Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (SAoso) -------- "The literal objective words of the Constitution, let alone their spirit, have no standing. Next!" Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (/88Fu) 306
Prince Charles should step aside , as well as all other successors. and allow parliament to select an historic person of color for king/queen. Even better if also LGBTQ. Anything less would be racist and the wrong side of history. I'm a little l surprised this hasn't been suggested.
Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (MxEKc) I thought you were Mary Cloggenstein for a second there. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (Zz0t1) 307
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me. I blame President Trump for his shameful campaign to slander and undermine American faith in our elections. For all his positive accomplishments, and there are many, I could never support him again. Without fealty to the Constitution, we’re 2d rate. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:36 AM (FVME7) Oh GFY, Jerry. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (DRSnL) 308
Poll: Majority Of CNN, MSNBC Viewers Say “Disinformation” Causing Hispanics To Vote Republican…
- Those breakfast tacos don't know what they're doing. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (FVME7) 309
King George V (QEII's grandfather) died in 1936, so that would be quite an achievement if she was.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:28 AM (bhRsz) oh yeah, the serial killer doc is long gone as well. See: YouTube channel: They Got Away With Murder Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (dCxaZ) 310
Can Charles take the throne? I thought I heard at some point that he was disqualified because of his divorce, but I have no idea if this is true.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (+TzMF) I think it's more because afterwards he married a horse. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (BdMk6) 311
Queen Elizabeth has more class, grace, dignity and intelligence than the last six Democrat presidents combined.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2022 11:30 AM (p+1gI) And half of the last four Republicans. Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (z99Zw) 312
>>The places Britain colonized have the best educational systems on earth.
I can't think of many Colonies who wouldn't welcome a return of British Sanity re. governance. Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (PSRKd) 313
309 Poll: Majority Of CNN, MSNBC Viewers Say “Disinformation” Causing Hispanics To Vote Republican…
- Those breakfast tacos don't know what they're doing. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (FVME7) ========= Go into the Hispanic neighborhoods dressed like drag queens and scream at them more. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (LvTSG) 314
When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK. Maybe some weird "bisquits" (we call them cookies here, Jack) or some candy in a fancy tin can, both usually found at Big Lots.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 *** There's quite a few products from the UK at World Market. The Mackie's chocolate bars are very good, and you get 4.2 oz. for 2.99, whereas Lindt and others only give you 3.5 oz. or less. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (J2vNu) 315
Neoluddite at September 08, 2022 11:33 AM
Well said. It is quite impossible for me to imagine anyone in her position having managed things with such aplomb as she has. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (F3vE7) 316
Strange how you haven't pushed that during the California power emergency. I'm sure that is just a coincidence.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2022 11:39 AM (xttsV) Lol. I’m Not pushing anything. I have an opinion that EVs are not literally 1000x worse than Hitler. I own one, I like it. If you hate then don’t buy them. Simple. Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (3vQN0) 317
307 Prince Charles should step aside , as well as all other successors. and allow parliament to select an historic person of color for king/queen. Even better if also LGBTQ. Anything less would be racist and the wrong side of history. I'm a little l surprised this hasn't been suggested.
Posted by: Ripley Well, it can't be Lizzo. She'd tip Britain over. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (FVME7) 318
The Queen Mum is probably room temp now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (h+wzp) 319
Anyone ask Geraldo who he'd support in a Hillary Trump matchup seeing as Hillary is also an "election denier"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (ESjRY) 320
Snapchat accidentally lets Democrats have all their data on know Republican voters
https://tinyurl.com/4rrcukfu I mean, its Snapchat so its mostly dick pics, not state secrets but seriously. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (Ivdso) 321
God save the Queen
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (Zzbjj) 322
I think a few YouTube Fawlty Towers episodes might be on the viewing agenda.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (lz5hY) 323
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me. I blame President Trump for his shameful campaign to slander and undermine American faith in our elections. ___________ Did you say the same when Hillary Clinton (and many other Dims, such as WH spokes-dummy Karine Jean-Pierre) was denying the validity of the 2016 election? Or when Tank Abrams was denying the Georgia election? Or when Al Gore was denying the 2000 election? There was a shit-load more evidence of fraud in the 2020 election than in any of those prior elections, BTW, so Trump's skepticism is much more evidence-based than Hillary's "the Russians colluded with Trump to steal the 2016 election!" bullshit. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (MvHI3) 324
>>Lol. I’m Not pushing anything. I have an opinion that EVs are not literally 1000x worse than Hitler.
Hitler was much better for the environment, though. Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (PSRKd) 325
I hate to hear this inevitability. The Queen Mum i is all class.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (eJn7u) 326
Speaking of Royals watched a video on Cleopatra and oof her family tree is a stick, was interesting and speculation is that she was really UGLY and it was all PR that she was a pretty
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 Yeah, she was not great looking, but she was very good at using what she had. She wasn't even egyptian. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (VwHCD) 327
Here's my 2 cents. King Charles the Dipshit reigns for another 15 years while the Monarchy becomes even more ceremonial and irrelevant. When he kicks, King William the Dipshit takes over and it keeps becoming more ceremonial and irrelevant.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (qH6FZ) Posted by: Klaus Schwab at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (ESjRY) Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (flINI) 330
Harry is going alone, Good she can die in peace, without that Harpy in her presence.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (dTgOy) 331
The pug a few thousand years ago used to be a guard dog for Chinese rulers. It was a much larger dog then. But don’t tell that to Vice. They’re in a roll.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (3vQN0) 332
The Queen Mum is probably room temp now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (h+wzp) Since about 2002. Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:44 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:44 AM (bhRsz) 334
Poll: Majority Of CNN, MSNBC Viewers Say “Disinformation” Causing Hispanics To Vote Republican…
- Those breakfast tacos don't know what they're doing. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (FVME7) =========== No problem. We have already arranged their votes, for their convenience. Posted by: The Biggest Fraud Operation Ever at September 08, 2022 11:44 AM (rFnaM) 335
Oh great. A whole day or two devoted to talking about a figurehead no one actually gives two shits about.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 11:44 AM (KFhLj) 336
For crying out loud she's 96. Why is death not good? She's lives a long life.
Posted by: MikeN at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (nbVuT) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (Zz0t1) 338
nice words for the queen cbd...long live the queen...she actually did
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (CqHIp) 339
258. Exactly. He could have chosen a better and more useful life. The only child committed to service in that generation was Anne, hence dad's favorite. " the son I wanted".
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (Zzbjj) 340
Gump name checks out.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (3vQN0) 341
"I have nothing laudatory to say about a political system based on the divine right to rule."
On the other hand, rule by "the best and the brightest" ain't working out too well either. Posted by: orthodoc at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (PnwCg) 342
Why grudging?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:35 AM (45fpk) Because I despise the idea of a monarchy. It is antithetical to everything I believe about the human condition, and the concept of some genetic superiority...some innate power over me granted by God is arrant nonsense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X) 343
I can't think of many Colonies who wouldn't welcome a return of British Sanity re. governance. Posted by: garrett --------- I can't think of a better argument for colonialism than Haiti. I mean, when you are orders of magnitude better off as a French colony, independence isn't worth much. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (F3vE7) 344
337 Oh great. A whole day or two devoted to talking about a figurehead no one actually gives two shits about.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 11:44 AM (KFhLj) "Why is everyone taking about that thing no one cares about?" Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (6FeV1) 345
Kingdoms often fell with a fool on the throne.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (KfxN3) 346
304 My mother who was born and raised in Ireland, loved the queen. She was tough and knew how to live with dignity and pride.
------------- This. Royals exist today to act as a governor of realm. Much like a governor on a carberator. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (D8mow) 347
What will happen to Burger King?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (CqI2J) 348
319. She's not Queen mum, that is a dowager title
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (Zzbjj) Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (SAoso) 350
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me. I blame President Trump for his shameful campaign to slander and undermine American faith in our elections. That's a pretty pathetic attempt by the magnificent mustache to troll. Seriously, the only reason he's saying shit like that is because no one on Fox can dispute him without getting shit canned. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (i0ykY) 351
>>> 314 309 Poll: Majority Of CNN, MSNBC Viewers Say “Disinformation” Causing Hispanics To Vote Republican…
- Those breakfast tacos don't know what they're doing. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:40 AM (FVME7) ========= Go into the Hispanic neighborhoods dressed like drag queens and scream at them more. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (LvTSG) Better yet, send klantifa armed with AR-15s to the local library to host a kids' drag show. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (llON8) 352
What will happen to Burger King?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (CqI2J) Jack? Where's the angus? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (Zz0t1) 353
For crying out loud she's 96. Why is death not good? She's lives a long life.
Posted by: MikeN at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (nbVuT) Agreed. If her heath was poor at 56, yeah be sad and whatnot. At 96, eh. Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (3vQN0) 354
347 Kingdoms often fell with a fool on the throne.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (KfxN3) ========= "We can make it work for a while." -The Mandarin Class Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (LvTSG) 355
When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK. Maybe some weird "bisquits" (we call them cookies here, Jack) or some candy in a fancy tin can, both usually found at Big Lots.
Look up. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (ayzS/) Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (ZGrMX) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (KfxN3) 358
How did CBD feel when the IRA blew up Nelson's Statue in Dublin ?
Posted by: Forrest gump at September 08, 2022 11:44 AM (Hp0zL) How did your mom feel when your dad finished banging her in the ass and conceiving you? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (XIJ/X) 359
some innate power over me granted by God is arrant nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X) David? Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (45fpk) 360
God save the Queen!
Long live King Harv! Happy Birthday Hadrian the Seventh! You must be well over 400 in dog years. Posted by: Capt. Schettino at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (PIlQh) 361
The Royals are figureheads. They only serveva ceremonial purpose.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (Zzbjj) 362
329 Hitler was much better for the environment, though.
/Thumbs up! ------------------- Germany is going to get some green energy good and hard this winter. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (D8mow) 363
The Monarchy has been around for a thousand years. Like the Papacy, it has survived fools and villains. We shall see.
Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (Vr12I) 364
>>Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me... Go pound a Koi up your ass, Beaner. Posted by: garrett Johnny Rivers > Jerry Rivers Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (FVME7) 365
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This. Royals exist today to act as a governor of realm. Much like a governor on a carberator. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (D8mow) That's 'carberettah' to you! - - Edd China Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (Zz0t1) 366
Go into the Hispanic neighborhoods dressed like drag queens and scream at them more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:41 AM (LvTSG) Keep calling them "LatinX" until utopia occurs. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (ZGrMX) Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (ZLI7S) 368
And the Royal surgeon bends over HRH and administers a little oral medication, singing "just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down" looks around, closes the Gladstone, and says "my work is done".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (lz5hY) 369
Yeah, she was not great looking, but she was very good at using what she had. She wasn't even egyptian.
Macedonian, as I recall. Alexander conquered Egypt and installed a king and they stayed that way for centuries because Egypt apparently didn't give a crap. In truth, they only controlled the north of Egypt, but that was where the money was. Until around the mid 20th century, Egyptians didn't even care about their heritage or history. They plundered tombs for treasures then when those ran out, built huts with incredible monuments and structures. What happened to Egypt is truly sad. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (Ivdso) 370
358 What will happen to Burger King?
He'll still be creepy? -------------- Its those faggy shoes he wears. Garrett wears similar shoes. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (D8mow) 371
>>Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Election Deniers depress me... Go pound a Koi up your ass, Beaner. Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:38 AM (PSRKd) lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (VwHCD) 372
Because I despise the idea of a monarchy. It is antithetical to everything I believe about the human condition, and the concept of some genetic superiority...some innate power over me granted by God is arrant nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X) Well said, Dildo. I was astounded by the almost outright worship of these fools while stationed there. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (h+wzp) 373
I assume that if Harris goes over there that she'll be friendly with Markle. After all, Markle was a prostitute prior to finding a string of men to marry her way up the ladder.
The two of them can swap techniques. Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (z99Zw) 374
>>https://tinyurl.com/4rrcukfu
I mean, its Snapchat so its mostly dick pics, not state secrets but seriously. I seem to recall VA Senator Warner using snapchat to communicate with a Russian oligarch back when the IC and Dems were setting up the Russiagate hoax. There is likely some off the books political business discussion in there. Why the heck would any GOP politician or staffer trust social media? Snapchat is Instagram/Zuckerberg, and he actively coordinates with Democrats and IC. Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (I/doM) 375
Because I despise the idea of a monarchy. It is antithetical to everything I believe about the human condition, and the concept of some genetic superiority...some innate power over me granted by God is arrant nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X) FWIW, in O'Brien's Master and Commander novels, Maturin admits to an American that the idea of monarchy is basically irrational, but adds that most of human existence is irrational in its own way, so in that sense it works pretty well. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (bhRsz) 376
Caesar had no son so he had to pick a successor (Octavian, who became Augustus) from several choices.
Augustus, possibly their best emperor, chose a son in law as a successor, not his own blood. He might have picked his son if he'd had one, but he did not. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 *** Augustus settled at last on Tiberius, who was his stepson, I think (Augustus' wife's son from a previous marriage). I forget how Caligula came to the throne -- he was the son of Tiberius' popular brother Germanicus and of Agrippina the Elder, right? And Claudius, who came next, was also a brother to Germanicus? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (J2vNu) 377
David?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (45fpk) Would you like to live under the rule of a monarchy? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (XIJ/X) 378
When Elizabeth II passes, England will be no more. She is the last link to past greatness.
God Save The Queen. Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (geLO8) 379
God save the Queen.
I'll miss her when she passes & think she's been a decent role model including, but not limited to, other heads of state. At 18, she chose to train as a mechanic and military truck driver & she drove a truck during WW2. She remains the only female member of the Royal family to be in the armed forces. She's also the only living head of state who served in WW2. On Tuesday past she appointed the new UK PM who will cap domestic energy prices & end the tracking ban. Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (NIYa7) 380
Always liked the Queen. Almost always graceful and strong-willed. She kept Britain together.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (d2bW3) 381
I like Queen Elizabeth. She seems to be a genuinely good person.. Her spawn ? Not so much.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (bs+z0) 382
361 some innate power over me granted by God is arrant nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X) David? Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (45fpk) And others too, grammie. Submission is a hard pill for Americans to swallow. Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (Vr12I) 383
Egyptians didn't even care about their heritage or history. They plundered tombs for treasures then when those ran out, built huts with incredible monuments and structures. What happened to Egypt is truly sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (Ivdso) Because it was largely not their history. What does an Arab care about the monuments of Copts, Greeks and Romans? Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (6FeV1) 384
379 Would you like to live under the rule of a monarchy?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (XIJ/X) ======== Good monarchs are better than bad republics. Good monarchs are...rare, though. I'll take the bad republic. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (LvTSG) 385
Macedonian, as I recall. Alexander conquered Egypt and installed a king and they stayed that way for centuries because Egypt apparently didn't give a crap. In truth, they only controlled the north of Egypt, but that was where the money was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (Ivdso) Yup, Alexander left his estate to his butt buddy Ptolemy, so for the next 300 years it was the Ptolemy line. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (VwHCD) 386
Why is death not good
Death is always awful unless its someone even more awful like Stalin or a serial killer. Even if they're old its terrible to lose someone you love. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (Ivdso) 387
For crying out loud she's 96. Why is death not good? She's lives a long life.
Posted by: MikeN at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (nbVuT) Agreed. If her heath was poor at 56, yeah be sad and whatnot. At 96, eh. Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:46 AM (3vQN0) It's the era she represents. A monarch walking in the rubble in the aftermath of blitzkrieg to give her country confidence. Compare that to every western country advising their populace to hide in their homes for 2 years because there's a bad cold about. Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (AbL8c) 388
So the Queen would make a good Moron?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:05 AM (mZ3xv) And she could probably out-shoot many of us. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (aYP+k) 389
Johnny Rivers > Jerry Rivers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (FVME7) Mickey Rivers > Johnny Rivers > Jerry Rivers Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (AwYPR) 390
Anne and Edward seem decent enough.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (Zzbjj) 391
Would you like to live under the rule of a monarchy?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (XIJ/X) One day. In a far greater Kingdom. Although that might be better described as a theocracy. Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (45fpk) 392
Beaner. Why yes, I like beans a lot. You got a problem with that? If you do, I'll fart in your direction
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (q8v6l) 393
For crying out loud she's 96. Why is death not good? She's lives a long life.
Posted by: MikeN at September 08, 2022 11:45 AM (nbVuT) For her personally, it's not so bad. Nor for Philip, God rest his soul. For Britain? That's a different story. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (bhRsz) 394
No royal, no Sparkle Markle. Sounds like a win to me.
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (/xuKh) 395
Would you like to live under the rule of a monarchy?
___ Considering what we're currently living under, we don't have much room to talk. Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (Z/38I) 396
Speaking of EVs, GM is putting out a $30k Equinox EV. And the Silverado EV is coming next year too.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (3vQN0) 397
379 David?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (45fpk) Would you like to live under the rule of a monarchy? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (XIJ/X) Monarchs are various in ability and morality. Like Presidents, or HOA boards. Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (Vr12I) 398
311 I think it's more because afterwards he married a horse.
why marry when you can get the milk for free? Posted by: catherine the great at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (mvtaG) 399
381>> Didn't one of the boys fly helicopters in Afghanistan?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (i0ykY) 400
Elizabeth only ascended because her uncle abdicated.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (fMhOl) 401
Forrest is impressively stupid today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (Zz0t1) 402
Beaner. Why yes, I like beans a lot. You got a problem with that? If you do, I'll fart in your direction
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ___ lol Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (Z/38I) 403
Considering what we're currently living under, we don't have much room to talk.
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 11:51 AM (Z/38I) I agree Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (bs+z0) 404
When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK.
I have a nice Harris Tweed from Harrod's Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (lTGtQ) 405
402 381>> Didn't one of the boys fly helicopters in Afghanistan?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (i0ykY) Harry... Posted by: Opressed Peasant at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (BgMrQ) 406
Until around the mid 20th century, Egyptians didn't even care about their heritage or history. They plundered tombs for treasures then when those ran out, built huts with incredible monuments and structures. What happened to Egypt is truly sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (Ivdso) I think that's because the current pack of Arabs who inhabit Egypt have very little connection the great Egyptian civilizations of the past. More like a pack of homeless bums who found a really nice looking but deserted house and moved into it. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (trdmm) 407
Didn't one of the boys fly helicopters in Afghanistan?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (i0ykY) Prince Harry did something there, yes. BEFORE he went to Vegas and partied his ass off. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (Zz0t1) 408
>>When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK.
They seem to produce better actors than Americans, as well as some decent films. Not exactly what you meant, but it is an area of excellence for Britain, FWIW. Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (I/doM) 409
When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK.
*** Dunhill Cigarettes Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 *** Rattray's pipes and pipe tobacco. At least the firm is located in Scotland. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (J2vNu) 410
How is a monarchy different than what we have now? Our elections are purely for show. Real power is held by a small elite group of people who pass on that power to their children.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (3vQN0) 411
I have a nice Harris Tweed from Harrod's Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (lTGtQ) Shannon Tweed > Harris Tweed Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (Zz0t1) 412
399 Speaking of EVs, GM is putting out a $30k Equinox EV. And the Silverado EV is coming next year too.
evs are going to wind up being like printers. when you buy it, it includes a small starter battery. to get the range you want, you need to buy a bigger battery. Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (mvtaG) 413
Yesterday I posted a rant cursing the new New York State gun law that requires a new license and federal background check to buy a semi-auto rifle because I'd just received my New York City rifle/shotgun license which took a year blah blah blah... sorry for the language.
And it turns out I was wrong. The new law is only for residents of the state *outside* of the city where there was previously no rifle licensing required at all. So they just took what was already law in NYC and made it state-wide, which means I'm already licensed. So for the first time in recorded history living in New York City actually pays off... in that we already put up with so much shit that the laws people in normal parts of the country think of as unbearable, enraging government bureaucratic meddling into your personal life, to us in NYC it's nothing. Yay? Posted by: Marcus Gravey at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (kNgCR) 414
36 King Charles III. Something about other King Charleses, I can't quite remember what, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2022 11:07 AM (7bRMQ I believe he has said his regnal name will be the next George in sequence. Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (43I4c) 415
When Elizabeth II passes, England will be no more. She is the last link to past greatness.
God Save The Queen. Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (geLO Aren't we forgetting that the UK went from a global power to just another useless dinky European country under her reign? Any of that on her? Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (qH6FZ) 416
God save the Queen!
Long live King Harv! Happy Birthday Hadrian the Seventh! You must be well over 400 in dog years. Posted by: Capt. Schettino at September 08, 2022 11:47 AM (PIlQh) *** Wait... yer not driving this blog are you? Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (flINI) 417
It's a constitutional monarchy. The royals stay out of politics and cut ceremonial ribbons and that sort of thing. They prefer ceremony be performed by a non political group, rather than shits like Tony Blair. I respect that.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (Zzbjj) 418
Shannon Tweed > Harris Tweed
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (Zz0t1) Shannon Tweed > Harris Tweed>>>>Boss Tweed #amiright Posted by: Opressed Peasant at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (BgMrQ) 419
Trudeau tweets ... (BBC).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (5Qjf9) 420
Charles will not, and should not, abdicate. Were he not so damned woke, he'd make a fine King. It's a shame his marital woes have overshadowed his other good traits.
Not as much of a shame as his damned woke bullshit, though. Wonder if we will have King Charles, or King George VII? Gd bless them all, imagine having to say good by to your mother and grandma under such scrutiny. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (e5oWi) Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (PSRKd) 422
The UK’s main export is
Finance. London is still the money capital of the world. Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (3vQN0) 423
Would you like to live under the rule of a monarchy?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:49 AM (XIJ/X) The Brits are fond of pointing out that we give our elected President (King) far more powers than any of their Kings have ever had, even in the old days. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (trdmm) 424
420 It's a constitutional monarchy. The royals stay out of politics and cut ceremonial ribbons and that sort of thing. They prefer ceremony be performed by a non political group, rather than shits like Tony Blair. I respect that.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:54 AM (Zzbjj) ======== All an English King or Queen needs to do to upset that is deny their permission to a new MP to form a government. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (LvTSG) 425
Egyptians didn't even care about their heritage or history. They plundered tombs for treasures then when those ran out, built huts with incredible monuments and structures. What happened to Egypt is truly sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:48 AM (Ivdso) Because it was largely not their history. What does an Arab care about the monuments of Copts, Greeks and Romans? Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:50 AM (6FeV1) Nectanebo II was the last native pharaoh of egypt, the 30th dynasty, somewhere around 340 BC. After that it was done. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (VwHCD) 426
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Hmmmm...Tail Hook or Prince Harry's weekend Bender...... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (i0ykY) 427
Every system sucks, every government is flawed and awful in its own way. The ideal, perfect form of government is an absolute monarch who is just, good, and honest but even they can and usually will corrupt, and when they die, who do you trust to get that power? Its all a mess and all eventually fails because we're sinful human beings living under the curse.
God gave Israel the theocracy which if they'd just done what he said, would have worked out great, but they rejected it and wanted a king instead. They had like 3 good kings over hundreds of years. England has had maybe five good rulers, two of which were women. They've had 61 kings over about 1200 years, and very few were worth a crap. Every few centuries someone invaded and replaced them with new blood because the old blood had gotten so rotten. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (Ivdso) 428
Here comes the reign of Clown Chuckles the Last.
Posted by: TheMitch at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (cDITE) 429
407 When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK.
---------------- I still have all of my MatchBox toys. All British Army trucks and such. They used to sell them at the checkout aisles in grocery stores. Loved them. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (D8mow) 430
Everybody going to the funeral will fly in on electric planes right?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (/xuKh) 431
"The reign of Charles will be the final nail in the coffin of British greatness"
As much as I'm inclined to respect the Queen for various reasons, she still oversaw the actual destruction of the UK. Nothing that any following ruler does will matter - their fate is already sealed. In the west, even those not on the left are mostly too cowed and acclimated to self-censorship to come right out and tell it like it is, in regards to what it going on over there. Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (yVPr3) 432
The next King Of England should be an african-american post op tranny.
Michelle Obama is my best friend! Posted by: Joe Biden, Comet Pizza Customer at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (2CExO) 433
431 Here comes the reign of Clown Chuckles the Last.
----------------- Beats being Charles the Fat. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (D8mow) 434
Good bye troll. You are just too stupid to play with.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (XIJ/X) 435
>>The UK’s main export is Finance. London is still the money capital of the world.
That and chubby girls,with bad teeth who like anal. Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (PSRKd) 436
A very good lady, indeed. I loved how she embraced Trump right off the bat because she is used to media abuse; he is an overall good man and knew it.
Posted by: Danimal28 at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (klw0w) 437
Yeah, she was not great looking, but she was very good at using what she had. She wasn't even egyptian.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 11:43 AM (VwHCD) -------- This jibes with the actress chosen to portray -- and her portrayal of -- Cleopatra in the TV series "Rome." Not a stunning beauty, but very seductive. Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (/88Fu) 438
"Didn't one of the boys fly helicopters in Afghanistan?"
IIRC that's the one that then married a moonbat. He's lost. Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (yVPr3) 439
A young Ugandan friend has just added a son to his family. He named the little boy after.
Honored I am. It happens to be a biblical name, which no doubt is part of it. Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (eGTCV) 440
433 Everybody going to the funeral will fly in on electric planes right?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (/xuKh) Joe and Jill will be there. She likes Europe Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (bs+z0) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (e5oWi) 442
Made in England in my home: some leather products, some toiletries, some baubles, some porcelain, some books.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (Zzbjj) 443
Oops, no, I was wrong; Germanicus was Tiberius' nephew, not his brother. The family tangles of the Julio-Claudians are hard to follow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (J2vNu) 444
402 IIRC, Harry was a grunt in the Stan. According to some, a rather pain in the ass doing things he shouldn't have been doing. William was the helo pilot, although not in theater.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (lz5hY) 445
Hey Forrest, there was something going on in 1943-1944 that might have necessitated food supplies going to other places vs others...I wonder what that could have been?
Dolt. Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (Rl7KJ) 446
Dame Helen Mirran DBE did the best version of QE, I thought.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (mZ3xv) 447
That and chubby girls,with bad teeth who like anal. Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (PSRKd) Sweet!!! Posted by: Antifa at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (Zz0t1) 448
Aren't we forgetting that the UK went from a global power to just another useless dinky European country under her reign?
Any of that on her? Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (qH6FZ) It was inevitable - England let it all go after WW2. It's been said that England is the only nation to have ever acquired an Empire in a fit of absent mindedness, and they lost it the same way. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (trdmm) 449
I believe he has said his regnal name will be the next George in sequence.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (43I4c) Given how Charles I and II ended, I suppose that's sensible, though I'll have a hard time referring to him as King George VII. Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (bhRsz) 450
Shannon Tweed > Harris Tweed
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (Zz0t1) *** Boss Tweed > Shannon Tweed > Harris Tweed Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (flINI) 451
Made in England in my home: some leather products, some toiletries, some baubles, some porcelain, some books.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 *** I have and frequently use Erasmic shave soap, made in the UK. Also Geo. F. Trumper's shave cream. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (ZGrMX) 453
The Brits are fond of pointing out that we give our elected President (King) far more powers than any of their Kings have ever had, even in the old days.
Henry VIII had absolute power even over the church, so that's nonsense. I believe he has said his regnal name will be the next George in sequence. Two of the three were madmen, great choice. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (Ivdso) Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (AwYPR) 455
445 Made in England in my home: some leather products, some toiletries, some baubles, some porcelain, some books.
-------------- My English ancestors homestead in Yoevil makes gloves. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (D8mow) 456
Aren't we forgetting that the UK went from a global power to just another useless dinky European country under her reign?
Any of that on her? What exactly could she, or more precisely, SHOULD she have done? Colonialism was a spent force. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (ayzS/) 457
I have a Barbour jacket that will outlive the Sun.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (ZLI7S) 458
Obama shows up to funeral with a large, square package.
Gift for the family, he says. Opened later, reveals picture of him. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (mZ3xv) 459
Trudeau wants a BBC to monkeypox him? Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (ZGrMX) LOL. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (Zz0t1) 460
427 now that would bring down the monarchy. Permission is essentially mandatory
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (Zzbjj) 461
Didn't one of the boys fly helicopters in Afghanistan?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (i0ykY) Harry... Posted by: Opressed Peasant So PTSD. That explains it. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (FVME7) 462
I think of equal interest will be the impact on the Church of England. I know little about Elizabeth but it seems like she valued her title as head of the church, perhaps even from a belief in God.
The C of E is also already hanging by a thread and the rest of the Anglicans have repudiated Canterbury dude. If Charles is the head of the church seems like it would be well and truly the end. Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (HSenK) 463
I suppose the fact that she could be charming and seductive, and was well-educated enough to hold her own with men like Caesar and Antony, was a big charge for them. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Cleo did butt stuff. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (n+4am) 464
Everybody going to the funeral will fly in on electric planes right?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 11:55 AM (/xuKh) -------- Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg will row across the Baltic and arrive six months late. Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (/88Fu) 465
Opened later, reveals picture of him. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (mZ3xv) OOH! Make it the one where he has 6 fingers and is sinking into the bushes! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (Zz0t1) 466
Also Geo. F. Trumper's shave cream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (J2vNu) *faints* Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (6FeV1) 467
433 431 Here comes the reign of Clown Chuckles the Last.
----------------- Beats being Charles the Fat. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (D8mow) Honorable Mention goes to Charles the Bald. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (trdmm) 468
Trudeau wants a BBC to monkeypox him?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (ZGrMX) Tweet was posted to BBC thread ... I didn't think anyone would be interested in the content. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62834633 Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (5Qjf9) 469
All an English King or Queen needs to do to upset that is deny their permission to a new MP to form a government.
Yeah, the do still have that one power. But it's a power they will only get to use once. Parliament would immediately vote to strip the monarchy of that too afterwards and likely just install the same person again anyway. Posted by: TheMitch at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (cDITE) 470
449. Good choice. Elizabeth's father did that.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (Zzbjj) 471
A superbly decent lady who did her perceived duty unflinchingly through the years.
Britain has produced some awesome women. Posted by: Irongrampa at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (KATBx) 472
456 Aren't we forgetting that the UK went from a global power to just another useless dinky European country under her reign?
Any of that on her? What exactly could she, or more precisely, SHOULD she have done? Colonialism was a spent force. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (ayzS/) She couldn't do crap. Except maybe pressure the PM to stay the hell out of the EU. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (mZ3xv) 473
448 Aren't we forgetting that the UK went from a global power to just another useless dinky European country under her reign?
Any of that on her? Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 11:53 AM (qH6FZ) ---------------- Umm, FDR required England to decolonize their empire in order to receive Lend Lease to defend England. It was US that did that. Dittos for the Dutch. The French said fuck you. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (D8mow) 474
Cleo did butt stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (n+4am) So did most of the Greeks and Romans. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (i0ykY) 475
By law, doesn't the UK have to hold a new general election following the death of a monarch? Anyone know the answer to that?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (bhRsz) 476
Turdo is asshoe
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (Zzbjj) 477
I think of equal interest will be the impact on the Church of England. I know little about Elizabeth but it seems like she valued her title as head of the church, perhaps even from a belief in God.
I have heard that the Queen has a weekly Bible study with her pastor. Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (45fpk) 478
Cleo did butt stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (n+4am) I don't think it mattered much to the Queen of Bithynia. Cleo was history's greatest fag hag. (/s) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (6FeV1) 479
I have a nice Harris Tweed from Harrod's
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 11:52 AM (lTGtQ) I read yesterday that they're talking about bulldozing Savile Row. Posted by: creeper at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (cTCuP) 480
467 433 431 Here comes the reign of Clown Chuckles the Last.
----------------- Beats being Charles the Fat. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (D8mow) Honorable Mention goes to Charles the Bald. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (trdmm) The French kings were amusing too. Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (Vr12I) 481
CADBURY EGGS SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (h+wzp) 482
Americans tend not to understand the concept of a constitutional monarchy, as practised by the UK. The Queen is head of state and therefore sovereignty lies with her. But she does not rule. The country's government is run by the PM (this was settled in the English Civil War, and has been strengthened many times since). The PM is head of government.
The US currently has Brandon as both the head of state and the head of government. Is that optimal? And the US cannot point fingers at the UK for suffering under hereditary rule. How about the Gores, Clintons, Roosevelts, Adams, Romneys, Bushes, and Kennedys? I currently live in the Duchy of Dingell and I earnestly wish that I was not ruled by someone who inherited the position. Posted by: MichiCanuck at September 08, 2022 12:00 PM (Cf8bp) 483
Speaking of GM, they're putting out a bunch of products very, very few Americans want but communist China is mandating.
Thanks for your help, EV enthusiasts! Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (SAoso) 484
Its been mentioned before, but true believe lefties live in a different world.
They only watch FNM approved media, they have government or related jobs so they aren't suffering the Biden-recession and they've gotten wealthy enough the last few years that Biden-flation isn't that big of a deal. And yeah, they are gay. Or trans. Or furries. Or whatever weird sexual thing they have. That they MUST SHOVE IN YOUR FACE AT ALL TIMES. Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (ESjRY) 485
I bring up stuff made in the UK and nobody brings up quality Lucas Electric products. I am disappointed.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (lz5hY) 486
When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK.
* Rolls Royce Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 *** I thought they were owned by BMW now. Are they still manufactured in the UK? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (J2vNu) 487
456 Aren't we forgetting that the UK went from a global power to just another useless dinky European country under her reign?
Any of that on her? What exactly could she, or more precisely, SHOULD she have done? Colonialism was a spent force. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (ayzS/) It's not just another dinky Euro nation. It's an overrun dinky Euro nation. It'll be unrecognizable in a generation. Some other dinky Euro nations are doing just fine. The UK committed suicide. Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (yVPr3) 488
I wonder if psycho mancunt Dubya will go to her funeral?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (A7urr) Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (Zvtjl) 490
I have a Barbour jacket that will outlive the Sun.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 11:58 AM (ZLI7S) They are great! Heavy, but a pleasure. I get mine rewaxed every now and then. The Barbour store on the Upper East Side does it for about $50. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (XIJ/X) 491
Any of that on her?
Yeah as much as I like and respect Elizabeth, she did as far as I can tell deliberately gave away the empire, diminishing the UK significantly in world power. But she managed to maintain England as a trade and finance center of the world, shifting the power from land and sea to money. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (Ivdso) 492
By law, doesn't the UK have to hold a new general election following the death of a monarch? Anyone know the answer to that?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (bhRsz) *** Isn't it the smoke from the chimney thing? Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (flINI) 493
Ace has awakened, and usurped the sick monarch thread.
NOOD, IOW. Posted by: mindful webworker - newsy at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (elt8W) 494
Breaking news on Twitter: DOJ says they have an active investigation and a DC grand jury empaneled to destroy the Save America PAC.
Walls closing in, etc, etc. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (ZGrMX) 495
475 By law, doesn't the UK have to hold a new general election following the death of a monarch? Anyone know the answer to that?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 11:59 AM (bhRsz) no. They have to call an election 5 years after the last one, or earlier if a parliamentary majority chooses to. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (trdmm) 496
A young Ugandan friend has just added a son to his family. He named the little boy after.
Honored I am. It happens to be a biblical name, which no doubt is part of it. Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (eGTCV) How lovely! Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (DRSnL) 497
487
The UK committed suicide. Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (yVPr3) Sounds familiar. Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (Vr12I) 498
I wouldn't be surprised if the Queen has left orders to invite Trump to her furneral. She has a great sense of humor. Imagine Trump upstaging Kamala and/or Joe the Demented at the furneral. Good Times.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (D8mow) 499
I thought they were owned by BMW now. Are they still manufactured in the UK?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (J2vNu) Yep. Goodwood, England. Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (AwYPR) 500
491 Any of that on her?
Yeah as much as I like and respect Elizabeth, she did as far as I can tell deliberately gave away the empire, diminishing the UK significantly in world power. But she managed to maintain England as a trade and finance center of the world, shifting the power from land and sea to money. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (Ivdso) ========== "Just like we told her to?" -The WEF? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (LvTSG) 501
Dame Helen Mirran DBE did the best version of QE, I thought.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 11:56 AM (mZ3xv) She was great. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (VwHCD) 502
Can Charles take the throne? I thought I heard at some point that he was disqualified because of his divorce, but I have no idea if this is true.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 08, 2022 11:18 AM (+TzMF) His first wife is dead, so the divorce is no longer an issue. Also, I think that the CoE now recognizes divorce. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (e5oWi) 503
I suppose the fact that she could be charming and seductive, and was well-educated enough to hold her own with men like Caesar and Antony, was a big charge for them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius * Cleo did butt stuff. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 *** That might be seductive, to some. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (J2vNu) 504
It's not just another dinky Euro nation. It's an overrun dinky Euro nation. It'll be unrecognizable in a generation.
IIRC the majority of people currently living in London were not born in Britain. Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (ESjRY) 505
What is it about offspring who reject your faith, tradition and duty for idiotic pablum? Anne, out of all of Elizabeth's children, would be a far better monarch than Charles. The sons are all wastrels.
Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2022 11:15 AM (JrN/x Anne looks good as Colonel in Chief of the Blues and Royals. Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (43I4c) 506
It was inevitable - England let it all go after WW2. It's been said that England is the only nation to have ever acquired an Empire in a fit of absent mindedness, and they lost it the same way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 11:57 AM (trdmm) -------- It's still hard to wrap my head around them throwing the man who nearly single-handedly saved Western Civilization out of office once the war ended. It's as surreal as watching the intentional suicide of America right before my very eyes ... Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (/88Fu) Posted by: Lucas Electrical Systems at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (A7urr) 508
The UK committed suicide.
At the start of 1914 all but two of the world powers were European (US/Japan). The idiots threw it all away. Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (ESjRY) 509
>After all, Markle was a prostitute prior to finding a string of men to marry her way up the ladder.
Meghan Mandela will forgive you now, because that's what enlightened people do. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (w2Z7l) 510
Americans tend not to understand the concept of a constitutional monarchy, as practised by the UK.
___ Americans tend to not give a shit. Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (Z/38I) 511
The Queen is head of state and therefore sovereignty lies with her. But she does not rule. The country's government is run by the PM (this was settled in the English Civil War, and has been strengthened many times since). The PM is head of government.
The monarchy has significantly more power than they use, though. There is a lot the Queen could do that she does not choose to. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (Ivdso) Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (AbL8c) 513
Anne looks good as Colonel in Chief of the Blues and Royals.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (43I4c) Plus, Anne has a nice rack. Hey, I'm a moron. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (Zvtjl) Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (geLO8) 515
494 Breaking news on Twitter: DOJ says they have an active investigation and a DC grand jury empaneled to destroy the Save America PAC.
Walls closing in, etc, etc. Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (ZGrMX) funny if true - the only thing Save America PAC has done lately is really, really piss off Liz Cheney by running polls showing how much her Wyoming constituents despised her. Well I guess that's a criminal offense these days. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (trdmm) 516
A well-dressed London man is a thing of beauty.
I may be straying off subject here.. Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (AbL8c) ...where the ditch diggers wear neckties Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (AwYPR) 517
I wouldn't be surprised if the Queen has left orders to invite Trump to her funeral.
I guarantee you that even if she did, Charles would ignore or counter that. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (Ivdso) 518
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (Ivdso)
She didn't give it away, she recognized that the citizens of those countries wanted independence. Should she have followed he GGGGrandfather George III, and declared war on those who wanted their own country? She handled it graciously. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (e5oWi) 519
"I have nothing laudatory to say about a political system based on the divine right to rule."
____________ True enough, but lately choosing leaders by democratic vote hasn't exactly covered itself with glory either. Posted by: TB at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (Ur3df) 520
Harry was on the ground in armored recon vehicles in A-stan, and his initial deployment was kept quiet. If memory serves, some douchecanoe Limey journalist broke the story that he was in country, including his general location and unit. MoD shit bricks and yanked him out on the first flight back to England. Did another stint in Apaches later on. I'm thinking that if MoD hadn't got their panties in a wad, he'd have turned out to be okay as Liz's successor. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (n+4am) 521
It's not just another dinky Euro nation. It's an overrun dinky Euro nation. It'll be unrecognizable in a generation.
I'll ask it again. What could she (or GB as a whole) have done? Continue to fight insurrections around the globe with an economy that could no longer finance their military and which their own people no longer supported? Yeah, that sounds excellent. Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (ayzS/) 522
>>They are great! Heavy, but a pleasure. I get mine rewaxed every now and then. The Barbour store on the Upper East Side does it for about $50.
There's a small shop in Newport that features only UK made products and they do relaxing there. Yea, it's heavy but perfect for cool, rainy New England days. Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (ZLI7S) 523
I think Camilla was still married when Charles the Oaf had to finally pick a wife.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 11:19 AM (sVtYq She married Parker-Bowles when it became clear that Charles wasn't going to make her Princess of Wales. Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (43I4c) 524
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (n+4am)
The PR machine was running overtime with regards to Harry's military career. He was an arrogant idiot, playing at being a soldier. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (e5oWi) 525
I think dropping the colonies was likely the smart decision - they cost money and their value was questionable.
But adopting more bureaucracy is what killed Britain. Oh and importing the 3rd world. Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (ESjRY) 526
144 There is....
Another..... Hanover..... Posted by: Master Lizbeth at September 08, 2022 11:20 AM (DsA2n There is also another Stewart Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (43I4c) 527
ChuckieBoy was born the same year as me. Sadly, while I passed through the '60s and '70s pretty much untouched by the insanity of those years, Chuckie did not. I honestly don't see much ahead for his reign except ultra liberal whinging and mindless virtue signaling.
As best I know, E2, along with her mother, has been the only thing holding the British monarchy together. Older Bits remember the Windsors' strength and steadfastness during the worst of WW II. And E2 has unfailingly upheld those virtues. Her kids, though, are unmitigated disasters -- except maybe Anne. After her second marriage, Anne pretty much straightened up. But Anne is not in the line of succession because she, while she was born first, she wasn't a male. So Chuckie the Idiot it is. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (9SjWf) 528
relaxing? rewaxing
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (ZLI7S) 529
I have an opinion that EVs are not literally 1000x worse than Hitler. I own one, I like it. If you hate then don’t buy them. Simple.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (3vQN0) Well, Hitler was worse than simply useless. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (CvVUd) 530
Before you shit on the UK's powerless figurehead chief executive and head of State, look around at your own backyard. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (oINRc) 531
If you hate then don’t buy them. Simple.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 11:42 AM (3vQN0) Indeed. Posted by: 88% of US New Vehicle Purchasers at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (oINRc) 532
Charles was born first, but yes, Anne wouldn't have been Queen regardless if she had been.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (e5oWi) 533
244 When was the last time you saw anything made in the UK
Outlaws, series 1 & 2, a few weeks ago. But I'm a UK show junkie: Sherlock, Endeavour, Doc Martin, Dr. Who, The Great British Bakeoff, yada, yada, yada. Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (NIYa7) 534
All sins are washed away in uisege beatha.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 11:25 AM (lf83v 'Struth! Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (43I4c) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (e5oWi) 536
My ancestors fought to end British rule in America. We saved the British in both World Wars. However, Elizabeth, served in WW2 and her family stayed in London throughout the entire war.
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (gmo/4) 537
"choosing leaders by democratic vote hasn't exactly covered itself with glory either"
Amen to that. World system sucks. Posted by: Corona at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (nakGR) 538
God bless and keep her. She is the epitome of class. Many could take a lesson from her.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (1Kt+g) 539
It's still hard to wrap my head around them throwing the man who nearly single-handedly saved Western Civilization out of office once the war ended.
It's as surreal as watching the intentional suicide of America right before my very eyes ... Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (/88Fu) That's a good comparison. And supports my growing belief that Democracy, Sacred (*Spit*) or not, is overrated. You need 2 elements for it to work IMHO: - a virtuous people (somebody smarter than me pointed that out centuries ago), and - a reasonably educated people. We have neither. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (1Kt+g) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.066 seconds. |
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