None More Black Cafe

Venice, by R. Callegaro

Catblogger. He makes a lot of sense. I feel that way a lot.

Nursing a very premature hippo baby through its critical weeks.

Here's Fiona after she's gotten through her most difficult days -- and being introduced to the pool.

A big test: Introducing Fiona to her parents after she's been away from them and hand-raised by humans for weeks, missing out on the normal bonding period between parent and calf.

Dog does not like Pennywise the Clown.

I will teabag you, p*ssy.

Yorkie WWF.

Bouncy baby goat.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Hollywood v. Reality.

Instagram vs. Reality.

Cute: a beagle who just gave birth to a litter is rescued from a warehouse breeding situation. A hundred pound pit bull plays nanny to the puppies while the mom recovers.

I figure this prank gets played in coroner's offices ten times a year. I would assume that all dead bodies are actually alive bodies until I've run the bone saw over their ribs for a few minutes.

Interesting video: A guy paints a room entirely in Musou Black paint, a Japanese paint which, it is claimed, absorbs 94-98+% of all light. So it's not just black, it's dark as the pits of hell. It eats light.

This is a dark room, man.

Other people are now painting their cars in Mosou black.

This Porsche, for example:

Obligatory mention of Hotblack Desiato's stunt ship:

Zaphod's attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato's limo. His mouths hung open.
"That," he said, "that ... is really bad for the eyes ..."
Ford looked. He too stood astonished.
It was a ship of classic, simple design, like a flattened salmon, twenty yards long, very clean, very sleek. There was just one remarkable thing about it.
"It's so ... black!" said Ford Prefect, "you can hardly make out its shape ... light just seems to fall into it!"
Zaphod said nothing. He had simply fallen in love.
The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it.
"Your eyes just slide of f it ..." said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip.
Zaphod moved forward to it, slowly, like a man possessed - or more accurately like a man who wanted to possess. His hand reached out to stroke it. His hand stopped. His hand reached out to stroke it again. His hand stopped again.
"Come and feel the surface," he said in a hushed voice.
Ford put his hand out to feel it. His hand stopped.
"You ... you can't ..." he said.
"See?" said Zaphod, "it's just totally frictionless. This must be one mother of a mover ..."
He turned to look at Ford seriously. At least, one of his heads did - the other stayed gazing in awe at the ship.
"What do you reckon, Ford?" he said.
"You mean ... er ..." Ford looked over his shoulder. "You mean stroll off with it? You think we should?"
"No."
"Nor do I."
"But we're going to, aren't we?"
"How can we not?"

It ends badly.

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 07, 2022 07:21 PM (b2nrj)

2 Obama's new White House portrait has half of his face black like those guys on Star Trek.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (sn5EN)

3 Cute lab.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (h+wzp)

4 COLOR OUR THREAD BLACKENED

dun dun-dun dun dun-dun...

BLACKENED

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (DTX3h)

5 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (K5n5d)

6 Is the 100-pound pit-bull named Spike?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (yikp0)

7 I see Venice, but no one is standing and clapping for the cannibalism?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 07, 2022 07:24 PM (cY9wR)

8 Venice, isn't that where everybody pees off the balconies?

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2022 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

9 How much more black could it be?

None. None more black.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)

10 Big Bird Lives!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2022 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 07:25 PM (T4tVD)

12 Yeah those romance movies, like the books, women devour that stuff but they'd hate it in reality. The lip-bruising crushing kisses, the ripping clothes, etc. I guess it sounds sexy? But... it just sounds ridiculous and uncomfortable to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:25 PM (Ivdso)

13 Obama's new White House portrait has half of his face black like those guys on Star Trek.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (sn5EN)
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Third season.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:25 PM (llXky)

14 You grab a woman by the scruff of the neck like that and she's liable to kick you in the mangerines. And rightly so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:26 PM (Ivdso)

15 I saw a Mercedes G Wagen in that black a couple of years ago.

It almost looks fuzzy it's so dark.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:26 PM (6TxNR)

16 That Instagram vs Reality clip could have gone a lot worse.
Good grief.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 07, 2022 07:26 PM (gbzeC)

17 Yeah those romance movies, like the books, women devour that stuff but they'd hate it in reality. The lip-bruising crushing kisses, the ripping clothes, etc. I guess it sounds sexy? But... it just sounds ridiculous and uncomfortable to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:25 PM (Ivdso)
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YMMV

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:26 PM (llXky)

18 It's weird how the black car behind the blackest car in the world is also equally black. Almost like the person didn't think about the filter on it, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:27 PM (txkTB)

19 It almost looks fuzzy it's so dark.

its an Elvis mobile, black velvet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:28 PM (Ivdso)

20 As much as I laugh at Europe I love Italy.

Florence is my favorite but Venice is up there.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:28 PM (6TxNR)

21 It's weird how the black car behind the blackest car in the world is also equally black. Almost like the person didn't think about the filter on it, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:27 PM (txkTB)
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So folks are trying to find the "blackest black ever." Do they also try to find the "whitest white ever?" Or would that be racist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:29 PM (K5n5d)

22 It almost looks fuzzy it's so dark.

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Speaking of, I sort of love that car manufacturers have convinced people to accept cars in primer colors now. I see a lot of shiny finish dull gray, dull tan, etc. cars driving around. Brand new, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:30 PM (txkTB)

23 i kinda like primer gray

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2022 07:31 PM (B3oWe)

24 There is a disturbing lack of ashtrays and Waiters in this café.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 07:32 PM (EExhH)

25 Fire
to begin
whipping dance
of the dead
Blackened
is the
end

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2022 07:32 PM (PSRKd)

26 I wonder what mosou black does to plastic body panels in the summer sun?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 07:32 PM (Wrs74)

27 Holy cow, I just watched the video of the blackedy black 911.

They figured out how to make a ten year old rubber surface on a mouse or camera that you forgot about.

I wonder if it's slightly sticky to the touch, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:33 PM (txkTB)

28 i kinda like primer gray

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2022 07:31 PM (B3oWe)
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Makes the Vespa look like a Wehrmacht war-scooter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:33 PM (llXky)

29 The guys on Roadkill have made patina (rust spots, aging etc) popular on cars now too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:33 PM (Ivdso)

30 ...or. Is one Black, and the other a lightly darker Black?

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2022 07:34 PM (PSRKd)

31 I actually had a fourth-hand Olds Cutlass that was reduced to being primer gray.

Not a chick magnet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:34 PM (llXky)

32 i kinda like primer gray

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Oh, I'm right there with you. Primer gray often looks fantastic on old muscle cars or 1950s trucks.

Honda CRVs? You've been suckered.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:34 PM (txkTB)

33 I though Vantablack was the blackest black ever, maybe its not really viable in a paint for cars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:34 PM (Ivdso)

34 Matte colors v shiny. I think they look good. Audi has a gray called dolphin gray. Honda has a similar color I forget their name.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:34 PM (6TxNR)

35 The whole point of Mosou black was to paint areas of spacecraft which point away from the sun a paint which will absorb as much energy as possible to keep the spacecraft warm. So, sure. Paint your car with it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (Wrs74)

36 22 I've seen a couple cars lately in shiny battleship gray and shiny olive drab. Looks pretty good, and the gray would look clean a long time. Then there's the Candy Root Beer color, which should really lower resale value.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (lz5hY)

37 So folks are trying to find the "blackest black ever." Do they also try to find the "whitest white ever?" Or would that be racist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:29 PM (K5n5d)
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Non-reflective black paint has some practical applications that blinding glare white paint does not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)

38 No ashtrays, no Waiters and no F'n Purple Martins. Must be Wednesday.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (EExhH)

39 Another great picture

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (k8B25)

40 My buddy had a Dodge Duster that had paint so old and worn it was powdering off, you could wipe your hand across the top and take away a layer of red paint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (Ivdso)

41 This little boy is hilarious.

https://tinyurl.com/kuxpkbt9

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

42 wow, cernovich has a South Carolina Senatorial candidate that basically says that black paint is there to treat the white like shit. Other democrats must disavow.

lol, I wish, but more likely the GOP will jump aboard with "the democrats are the real anti crime party"

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 07:36 PM (OuH7W)

43 My Pivot bike is Matte Battleship Grey with Blaze Orange Logos. Looks sick.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2022 07:36 PM (PSRKd)

44 Dusters were Plymouths I thought.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:36 PM (6TxNR)

45 Then there's the Candy Root Beer color, which should really lower resale value.

I like alternate car colors like brown and orange and so on, stuff you don't see on the road any longer. Long as its not garish, like Mary K cars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:37 PM (Ivdso)

46 I have no idea why someone would paint a car Vanta black or any other super black. Someone is going to t-bone your car because they don't see you. There's a reason most cars have daytime running lights today. People pull out in front of cars with normal paintjobs all the time. Making your car nearly impossible to see is asking for trouble.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2022 07:37 PM (i0wNm)

47
I wonder if it's slightly sticky to the touch, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:33 PM (txkTB)
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Sure, just like the back seat IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)

48 Kodak used to make a very black, very flat quick-drying paint, mostly used as touch-up paint inside cameras, lenses, etc ... wasn't very durable though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 07, 2022 07:37 PM (J33tq)

49 The hero we need is adorable.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 07:38 PM (NpAcC)

50 Dusters were Plymouths I thought.

Now I gotta look it up. Was the Duster the Plymouth version of the Demon?

Yeah, that's what it was, that's why I got confused. It wasn't a very hot car. I mean it might have been in good shape and with another driver than Dave, but not that one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:38 PM (Ivdso)

51 on the other hand, most normal folks are getting that battleship shade of paint that just dropped.

It's cool because it looks like wet paint. That dull luster, not matter and not glossy but still a hint of gloss. Also like jellybeans.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 07:38 PM (OuH7W)

52 the other thing is you can't see any of the cool scoops or curves that the light would normally bounce off of. You know, the things you pay $$$ for your high end sports car to do

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 07:39 PM (OuH7W)

53 I had a Cadillac Allante in a charcoal gray and people could not see that car. It blended with asphalt. Many almost accidents and one actual.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:39 PM (6TxNR)

54 No ashtrays, no Waiters and no F'n Purple Martins. Must be Wednesday.
Posted by: Ben Had

How 'bout Dean Martin ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 07:39 PM (T4tVD)

55 My Pivot bike is Matte Battleship Grey with Blaze Orange Logos. Looks sick.

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I've seen it on motorcycles and helmets that look great, too.

Not a CRV. I guess it's not white, though, which is probably the other color most buyers choose.

Maybe I'm just jaded by the perspective where it's "primer" and not 'battleship."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:39 PM (txkTB)

56 40 Fumes from the coke plant at the steel mill used to really take a toll on car paint. My town had a few car lots specializing in mill cars, couple hundred dollar beaters so mama's car could stay looking good. Those fumes were ok for your lungs (cough).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 07:39 PM (lz5hY)

57 Catblogger going to take over the interwebs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 07:40 PM (n+hRS)

58 I had a Cadillac Allante in a charcoal gray and people could not see that car. It blended with asphalt. Many almost accidents and one actual.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:39 PM (6TxNR)
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Having an invisible car is awesome until it comes to intersections and lane changes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:40 PM (llXky)

59 Weird to see the Douglas Adams bit posted, today I taught a bunch of high school-aged homeschoolers about esteemed scientist Wonko the Sane.

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 07, 2022 07:41 PM (ICvs1)

60 Do dolphin grey cars rape the other cars??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 07, 2022 07:41 PM (yikp0)

61 Non-reflective black paint has some practical applications that blinding glare white paint does not.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)
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I dunno, I was reading a science fiction novel recently that featured solar sails that could alter between "super reflective" and "super absorbent" as needed depending on the various factors involved in sailing around the solar system.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:41 PM (K5n5d)

62 I dunno, black vehicles are pretty visible on the road, I think mid-light-gray is the worst color for visibility, blends in with fog, haze, pavement ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 07, 2022 07:42 PM (J33tq)

63 I had a Cadillac Allante in a charcoal gray and people could not see that car. It blended with asphalt. Many almost accidents and one actual.
Posted by: blaster

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Dark gray colors like that on low, fast cars are bad news. It looks great but somehow makes them invisible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:42 PM (txkTB)

64 Also, if it wasn't in the last thread:

I hold two contradictory things [in mind] at the same time.

is pretty much the definition of double-think, Comrade D-Cup.

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 07, 2022 07:42 PM (ICvs1)

65 Lee Child is 85% hack I think....

"Reacher said, nothing." is seldom compelling.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:43 PM (Lzpvj)

66 I dunno, black vehicles are pretty visible on the road, I think mid-light-gray is the worst color for visibility, blends in with fog, haze, pavement ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 07, 2022 07:42 PM (J33tq)
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You mean Haze Gray is a thing?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky)

67 I like the black Porche

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 07:43 PM (k8B25)

68 62 Ford Dover Gray. Had an Escort and if it was foggy you couldn't see it in the driveway.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 07:44 PM (lz5hY)

69 Also in a jam, bloobs....boobs it does not really matter at the threshold.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)

70 Feldgrau, bitte?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:44 PM (llXky)

71 Baby hippo !

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

72 Moogan McCanns is not delectable for whatever the fuck his face is because of her figure she is a beer baroness inheritor.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)

73 definitely A Thing !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 07, 2022 07:44 PM (J33tq)

74 Lee Child is 85% hack I think....

"Reacher said, nothing." is seldom compelling.
Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:43 PM (Lzpvj)
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I've read a few of his Reacher novels. Not high literature. Mostly entertaining popcorn action fare...Formulaic, but enjoyable enough if you are in the mood.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:45 PM (K5n5d)

75 I owned a black car once. ONCE !

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 07:45 PM (V13WU)

76 1 in 5 donks believe men can get pregnant we are not losing to serious people which makes us bigger losers.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:45 PM (Lzpvj)

77 The plastic on the 911 looks really bad now, too.

I'm betting that's why the pedestrians are looking at it like that. Not because it looks cool, but because it looks really bad unless you're in the "I know what that is" 0.00001% of the population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (txkTB)

78 Red is nice color.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)

79 The new YouTube format doesn't work very well on this site when using an IPad.
I gave up hitting the back button and had to reload the site.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (NpAcC)

80 The guy walking his pet goose reminds me of Mike Hammer walking Mike Hammer's Cat (RIP) on a leash.

Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (aeePL)

81 74 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:45 PM (K5n5d)

Schlock can be good stuff, hell Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was held to be hackish for a long while.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (Lzpvj)

82 as mentioned above, the black absorbs the heat. I always get white cars for that reason. We had a black car, then a white, and the difference in the interior heat on a hot day was quite noticeable.

Posted by: sassy at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (xSICi)

83 (goes to look for a video on how they wax that car)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:47 PM (txkTB)

84 Martins are birds. Just thought I mention that.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

85 82 Posted by: sassy at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (xSICi)

We will want that heat trap for the winters when the Goreons have us using cars as neo caves.

They want us enslaved, exiled, or extinct take your pick.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)

86 >>as mentioned above, the black absorbs the heat. I always get white cars for that reason. We had a black car, then a white, and the difference in the interior heat on a hot day was quite noticeable.

Black cars are also a pain to keep looking clean.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

87 Schlock can be good stuff, hell Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was held to be hackish for a long while.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:46 PM (Lzpvj)
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You'll get no argument from me! Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series is schlocky as hell, but still a fun read!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:49 PM (K5n5d)

88 There’s not...there’s not any Hilary upskirt pics or gay cannibals in this thread, right? Right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2022 07:49 PM (u73oe)

89 they think they are in a war and want to win; lots of people on our side thing we are in negotiations with reasonable people and can come to some sort of agreement.

I see it as kinda like neville chamberlain vs the little-mustache guy.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 07, 2022 07:50 PM (J33tq)

90 Now I gotta look it up. Was the Duster the Plymouth version of the Demon?

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Just saw this. Plymouth (Valiant) Duster, Dodge (Dart) Demon

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:50 PM (txkTB)

91 82 Black cars really get hot. I was at the casino, had my little Beretta with me. No guns in the casino, and I just stuck it over the sun visor. Come out a couple hundred dollars later and I'm lucky a round didn't cook off (at least it felt like it, I think it needs over 200 F or sumpin).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 07:51 PM (lz5hY)

92 I see it as kinda like neville chamberlain vs the little-mustache guy.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 07, 2022 07:50 PM (J33tq)

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I think it’s more the French VS the Vietnam Minh kinda thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

93 It's dipshit stupid to paint a car that color. The beauty of an automobile is the way the paint accentuates the curves of the body. That requires light reflection.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:52 PM (mZ3xv)

94 Hillary's Taint team logo: [{}]

Good enough for you, Duke?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 07:53 PM (Wrs74)

95 Viet Minh. Stupid autocorrect

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)

96 "Reacher said, nothing." is seldom compelling.

It can be fun, but the problem with the Reacher novels is the lack of challenge. Jack Reacher knows everything, is stronger, faster, and tougher than everyone, never misses (except when the plot demands the target get away) on and on. He doesn't learn, he doesn't grow, he doesn't develop. He's a Marty Stu. And Child rewrote his origin/background story like 3 times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:53 PM (Ivdso)

97 USGS is going to paint its weather monitor stations vantablack.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (Wrs74)

98 Not been around today, but I'm experienced enough to know asking "Has everyone behaved themselves?" is pointless.

However, I will ask the important question. Has anyone disappointed Chuy today?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

99 The Now you seen everything I thought it wasn't real

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (k8B25)

100 Thanks, CAT. Didn’t need dinner anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

101 A detailed black car is easily the best looking car out there. But it stays that way for exactly four minutes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (mZ3xv)

102 "It's dipshit stupid to paint a car that color. "

What if it's an Aztec and you are trying to hide it?

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)

103 I mean, I find a Reacher book entertaining every so often, and I did enjoy 90% or so of the TV show but its not nearly as good in terms of character as, say the Chuck Dixon's Levon Cade or Vince Milam's Lee Case books.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:55 PM (Ivdso)

104 93 My little town used to have a Saturday car night, people driving up and down the main drag and parking at a couple restaurants showing off their cars. One person had a Mustang in what is probably a very expensive paint that seems to change colors from different angles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 07:56 PM (lz5hY)

105 It can be fun, but the problem with the Reacher novels is the lack of challenge. Jack Reacher knows everything, is stronger, faster, and tougher than everyone, never misses (except when the plot demands the target get away) on and on. He doesn't learn, he doesn't grow, he doesn't develop. He's a Marty Stu. And Child rewrote his origin/background story like 3 times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:53 PM (Ivdso)
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That's a good point. "Paragons" (characters already at their peak) seldom work as the main protagonist, though they can serve as a mentor to the main character or as a deus ex machina in certain situations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:56 PM (K5n5d)

106 102 "It's dipshit stupid to paint a car that color. "

What if it's an Aztec and you are trying to hide it?
Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN

The Aztecs were killed off by the dinosaurs. Duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:56 PM (mZ3xv)

107 "Reacher said, nothing." is seldom compelling.

///

oh boy, here comes the reacher hate thread. nbd. not quite sherlock holmes god-level sleuthing, if you hate geniuses with great hand to hand skills.

I've found most of the Child books I've read so far to be compelling and having very interesting twists. Some of the details of the crimes he busts up are eye opening. Maybe this stuff happens.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 07:56 PM (OuH7W)

108 Wouldn't the same apply to every hero?

Sherlock Holmes, for instance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:57 PM (mZ3xv)

109 One person had a Mustang in what is probably a very expensive paint that seems to change colors from different angles.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

*

Mystique or something similar. Factory color, IIRC it was a crazy expensive option. Looks silly to me but I bet it's big on the collectors market.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 07:57 PM (txkTB)

110 If your building a "simple" auditorium, MADI to WheatNet to Dante is not right move.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 07:57 PM (up/3i)

111 109 One person had a Mustang in what is probably a very expensive paint that seems to change colors from different angles.

///

pearlescent was a brief thing in the 90s.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 07:58 PM (OuH7W)

112 107 Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 07:56 PM (OuH7W)

I came to praise Reacher, not bury him what bothers me are a lot of EASY things Child gets wrong about the US military and equipment....but I just listened to 37 hours of unabridged Reacher on a long drive so.....

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:58 PM (Lzpvj)

113 Martins are birds. Just thought I mention that.
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 07:47 PM

Let us not forget martens, the weasel-like mammal in the genus Martes, in the subfamily Guloninae, of the family Mustelidae.

Members of the Mustelidae family have a rich presence on this blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2022 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

114 I always liked Dirk Pitt from the Cussler novels.

He didn't shy away from aging Pitt in the books. So he started losing fights or avoiding them and using his wits instead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)

115 I think it's called chrome shift or something now but yeah, pearlescent

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:59 PM (mZ3xv)

116 "Paragons" (characters already at their peak) seldom work as the main protagonist

It can work, with a character like Superman or Conan or how Thor is SUPPOSED to be, where you have someone who has developed fully and now is just interesting in how they deal with a situation. And that's essentially what the Reacher books are.

But the problem is Superman has Kryptonite. Conan is superstitious and not super intelligent (although very cunning), etc. They need a weakness, an area they aren't great at, some place that the reader recognizes genuine danger and thus drama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:59 PM (Ivdso)

117 108 Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:57 PM (mZ3xv)

Homes had huge weaknesses, a coke habit for one.

Reacher was a lot more interesting before he became Anglo-Franco Heimdall who was showing superpowers at age 6....just saying.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 07:59 PM (Lzpvj)

118 *ambles in*

'Subverting expectations' seems to be what's expected in movies no matter if poorly done.

Yet why are ate night hosts, Sunday morning talking heads, crime shows, even sports writers expected to have the same political opinions and aren't pressured to subvert expectations and come up with an original thought?

*ambles back out*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 07, 2022 07:59 PM (fs1hN)

119 where is the video of Hillary crossing and uncrossing her legs? I need to lose a few pounds

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 07:59 PM (Ynyl9)

120 Holy shit. This is funny.

https://youtu.be/2HzbcxwYSlU

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:00 PM (Wrs74)

121 One I've seen recently is a chrome wrap that makes your car look like a life-size hotwheels car. It's pretty amazing to see in person. I don't think I'd want it, but it's jarring the first time you come across one.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nch89

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:00 PM (txkTB)

122 I thought Sherlock hit the heroin?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (mZ3xv)

123 What makes a really competent character work is their problems. If you take away or negate all flaws, then they become kind of dull. Its a tough thing to write well, which is why MCU is taking such a gigantic crap all over Thor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (Ivdso)

124 Let us not forget martens, the weasel-like mammal in the genus Martes, in the subfamily Guloninae, of the family Mustelidae.

Members of the Mustelidae family have a rich presence on this blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2022 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

Martens are a type of weasels.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

125 Here is a women talking about her fears, while being stalked and fending off a homicidal Emu.

https://tinyurl.com/2qocb9tv

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (up/3i)

126 Martians are birds? No wonder that Blue Jay is such a dick. And that hummingbird wants to poke my eye out, I just know it.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (v0R5T)

127 Dude. Its a glandular thing.

https://youtu.be/pg5B3zuEXGg

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (Wrs74)

128 Sherlock was into cocaine.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

129 Wouldn't the same apply to every hero?
Sherlock Holmes, for instance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 07:57 PM (mZ3xv)

Even he was mistaken and caught by preconceptions, though, and in the movies he was outnumbered.

There were a few stories where Watson took over and was merely guided by Holmes, while Holmes did other things. Those worked well.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM (xhaym)

130 Bidens are also a kind of weasel.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM (Ynyl9)

131 I cheated and looked it up because I was curious:

"Mystichrome color-shifting paint changed from topaz green to cobalt blue to royal purple, and finally to deep onyx black as the viewing angle changed. Even the seats and steering wheel had leather color-shifting inserts. The Mystichrome package also included chromed 17″ SVT wheels, and was a $3,650 option. Only 1010 Mystichrome Cobras were produced–515 coupes and 495 convertibles."

figure half of those were wrecked or driven into the ground, and that's probably a decent barn find if you came across one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM (txkTB)

132 The weasel martens are asshoe to squirrels.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM (Wrs74)

133 Are we done talking about our favorite colors ??

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU)

134 123 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:01 PM (Ivdso)

You do not beat superman physically you break him morally...

an unwritten scene in superheroes is the hero "winning" a fight and saying "fuck this literally nothing I do matters" and quitting.

Posted by: sven at September 07, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)

135 'Subverting expectations' seems to be what's expected in movies no matter if poorly done.

///

it's like the poor chef's "rustic" or "deconstructed" dish.

Like most early Shwarzenggar's movies satisfied expectations

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 07, 2022 08:03 PM (OuH7W)

136 Are we done talking about our favorite colors ??

*

BLUE

There. Yes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:03 PM (txkTB)

137 Sherlock's weakness wasn't the off-screen use of drugs, he only did coke for like 1 story, and not during the story.

His weakness was that he was incredibly focused on one thing to the exclusion of everything else. And the device Doyle used to keep him from being annoyingly super-competent was the doctor's narration - one step removed, and through the eyes of a normal person.

Holmes on his own would really be a grating and unlikable character, despite his real sense of humor and sometimes surprisingly humble actions. He was too good and too extraordinary to be the narrator or left to an omniscient voice. But with Watson telling you about him, he became more interesting and humanized.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:03 PM (Ivdso)

138 Bidens are also a kind of weasel.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM (Ynyl9)

and, AND they are also into cocaine !

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

139 Only thing being teabagged, is Derek Chauvin.
Well... maybe his wife too, since Derek isn't around anymore.

Posted by: Derek Chauvin's Prison Romance at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (HLDTT)

140 90 Dodge Demon. When stationed in DC as a young sergeant with a pocketful of money from WESPAC, I started to hustle a few cars now and then. Made a few bucks, always somebody leaving who needed to sell, always somebody checking in who needed a car. Bought an early 70s Demon off a guy, 340 with a six pack, hurst, pair of Mickey Thompson wheels and slicks in the trunk, the works. Damn car scared me and was the only car I ever had, for a short period of time, that would wheelie. Had pop out plexiglass rear windows with all kinds of trophy decals from local drag strips.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (lz5hY)

141 Blue is a popular favorite color.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

142 yes, I read a lot of the original Sherlock Holmes stories, and as I recall in the story where Watson says he is getting married, Holmes mentions that he still has the needle.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (Ynyl9)

143 Favorite colors are blue and orange which have been the predominate colors of my favorite sports teams and the cars I've owned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)

144 in the 18th and 19th century, the Chinese would prep furniture with gesso and bole, as if it was to be gilded

then it was painted with black lacquer

the red bole would very subtly show thru the black

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:05 PM (us2H3)

145 143 Favorite colors are blue and orange which have been the predominate colors of my favorite sports teams and the cars I've owned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i

Roll Tide!!!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:05 PM (mZ3xv)

146 avorite colors are blue and orange which have been the predominate colors of my favorite sports teams and the cars I've owned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)

A Bears fan ? really ?

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

147 Holmes on his own would really be a grating and unlikable character, despite his real sense of humor and sometimes surprisingly humble actions. He was too good and too extraordinary to be the narrator or left to an omniscient voice. But with Watson telling you about him, he became more interesting and humanized.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:03 PM (Ivdso)
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Exactly! Watson is the "everyman" to stand in for the reader. He had his own foibles and problems, of course, but he could also offer insight into a case that would help Holmes solve it. Holmes is the "paragon" of a detective, being the best in the world at what he does. But he's not infallible and he's not omniscient.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:06 PM (K5n5d)

148 Growing up, my favorite color was green.

Now it's Get Off My Lawn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:06 PM (mZ3xv)

149 There are some amazing wraps available. Color changing, sparkly, pearl, flat, whatever you want. I've seen some decent DIYs but it takes some skill to do a high quality job.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (sn5EN)

150 Favorite colors are blue and orange which have been the predominate colors of my favorite sports teams and the cars I've owned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)

It takes a very self confident person to admit their allegiance to the Miami Dolphins

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (xhaym)

151 ..Obama's new White House portrait has half of his face black like those guys on Star Trek. Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 07:23 PM (sn5EN)

They could paint his buttockal area the same, and it'd be an accurate rendition of a Half-Assed Presnint. Bonus, it'd confuselate Reggie, depriving his traditional aiming point.

Those totally black paints though, is how they'll do the portrait of Hillary's Soul, in hell.
ew Dawn

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (tkOps)

152 142 yes, I read a lot of the original Sherlock Holmes stories, and as I recall in the story where Watson says he is getting married, Holmes mentions that he still has the needle.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (Ynyl9)

my fav is the first when he meets Watson

and he expalins how he thinks the mind is like an attic and it's not to be cluttered by useless crap

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (us2H3)

153 @146

>>A Bears fan ? really ?

Worse, a Mets fan. Although this year they've been good, there still is enough time for them to break our hearts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (up/3i)

154 I guess I should read Hitchhiker's Guide again. I hate to even think about it.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)

155 I don't think I'd be willing to drive that Porsche at night.

OTOH, if the cops nail you speeding and hit their blues, speed up to create a gap, turn off the lights and pull to the shoulder. Make sure you're not near a streetlight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2022 08:09 PM (JOtiF)

156 Favorite color? Blue! No! Re-

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:10 PM (Wrs74)

157 here is a link to a 'conan doyle' site about Holmes and cocaine:

site is https://www.conandoyleinfo.com ...

https://tinyurl.com/58jhhbnw

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:10 PM (Ynyl9)

158 I used to have a white E 350, a red Cherokee and a Blue 2500hd

they would look cool all lined up in front of my barn

very patriotic

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:10 PM (us2H3)

159 What could be more black?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 07, 2022 08:11 PM (vuisn)

160 I like that team with the white on their jersey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (Wrs74)

161 is "eggplant" a color ?

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (V13WU)

162 then it was painted with black lacquer

the red bole would very subtly show thru the black
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:05 PM (us2H3)

that is very nice effect

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (V13WU)

163 @159

>>What could be more black?

Jennifer Lawrence's FartClam.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (up/3i)

164 my fav color is regency red

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (us2H3)

165 and he expalins how he thinks the mind is like an attic and it's not to be cluttered by useless crap
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:07 PM (us2H3)
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LOL. Wut?

Sounds like a man who's never seen an attic. They are, almost by definition, cluttered with useless crap. Otherwise, what's the point of having an attic?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:13 PM (K5n5d)

166 Favorite colors are blue and orange which have been the predominate colors of my favorite sports teams and the cars I've owned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:04 PM (up/3i)

Are you a fan of Howard Johnson's?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 07, 2022 08:13 PM (vuisn)

167 "I used to have a white E 350, a red Cherokee and a Blue 2500hd
they would look cool all lined up in front of my barn"

Your description and treatment of Native Americans disgusts me.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 07, 2022 08:13 PM (qH6FZ)

168 161 is "eggplant" a color ?

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (V13WU)

no, rock group, I think

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:14 PM (us2H3)

169 my fav color is regency red
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (us2H3)

very nice color. on a 1965 Jaguar....

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

170 I'm partial to Pantone 18-4245.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 07, 2022 08:14 PM (vuisn)

171 I think if I could choose any color for my vehicle, I might go with H.P. Lovecraft's "The Colour Out of Space."

Sure, I would eventually go mad and dissolve into ash, but imagine cruising the highways driving *other* people mad...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:14 PM (K5n5d)

172 167 "I used to have a white E 350, a red Cherokee and a Blue 2500hd
they would look cool all lined up in front of my barn"

Your description and treatment of Native Americans disgusts me.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 07, 2022 08:13 PM (qH6FZ)

lol, you got me

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:14 PM (us2H3)

173 @166

>>Are you a fan of Howard Johnson's?

I believe I stayed at a Howard Johnson's in aught '02. Served a mean Continental Breakfast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:15 PM (up/3i)

174 is "eggplant" a color ?
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:12 PM (V13WU)

No, but Pantone has a color called "Marsala" Pantone 18-1438 which is supposed to be a favorite Sicilian wine.

(spoiler, it looks like Puce)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 08:15 PM (xhaym)

175 I am partial to panettone. In season of course.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)

176 161 Yes. Aubergine.

Posted by: Lola at September 07, 2022 08:16 PM (NIYa7)

177 Sounds like a man who's never seen an attic. They are, almost by definition, cluttered with useless crap. Otherwise, what's the point of having an attic?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:13 PM (K5n5d)

and when your attic is cluttered, it becomes useless

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:16 PM (us2H3)

178 Always loved a Jag E-Type in green. Looks like forest green.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:17 PM (mZ3xv)

179 176 161 Yes. Aubergine.
Posted by: Lola at September 07, 2022 08:16 PM (NIYa7)

that's what I said

deep purple

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3)

180 That cat looks just like Hitler after a shaving accident.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2022 08:18 PM (2MaNc)

181 Gah. Chelsea is a dollar store .99 .

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2022 08:18 PM (sn5EN)

182 They're showing Fetterman speaking, and I have to say strokes are a mofo. Evil bastard still doesn't get a pass being just as bad if not worse than gov Tom Wolf, dictator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:18 PM (lz5hY)

183 History will judge me as a destructive buffoon. Fundamental change!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 07, 2022 08:18 PM (Xrfse)

184 Deep Purple is a rock band...

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

185 Are we done talking about our favorite colors ??
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:02 PM

Not unless taupe, fawn, mocha, mauve, puce, and sea foam have been mentioned and discussed for the 'ettes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

186 My Mother was heartbroken when she discovered that I was color blind. I could identify two of the eight crayons, yellow and black.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:19 PM (AmoqO)

187 Japan has 100 Yen Shop(s). Funny, no ?

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)

188
Sherlock was into cocaine.

Posted by: runner

What about waking up at midnight?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 08:20 PM (pNxlR)

189 9 How much more black could it be?

None. None more black.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)

Spinal Tap reference. Nice.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2022 08:20 PM (mQFP3)

190 Heard: "that car looks like old ham".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 07, 2022 08:20 PM (o5nHK)

191
ecru!

ecru!

ecru!

ecru!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 08:21 PM (pNxlR)

192 Not unless taupe, fawn, mocha, mauve, puce, and sea foam have been mentioned and discussed for the 'ettes.

*paints an obscure decorator's symbol on the wall*
--Otho the interior decorator

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:21 PM (Ivdso)

193 I think if I could choose any color for my vehicle, I might go with H.P. Lovecraft's "The Colour Out of Space."
Sure, I would eventually go mad and dissolve into ash, but imagine cruising the highways driving *other* people mad...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:14 PM (K5n5d)

Octarine would be interesting...if it existed

Posted by: Moki at September 07, 2022 08:21 PM (JrN/x)

194 But the problem is Superman has Kryptonite. Conan is superstitious and not super intelligent (although very cunning), etc. They need a weakness, an area they aren't great at, some place that the reader recognizes genuine danger and thus drama.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:59 PM (Ivdso)

———

That’s why the Hornblower character is so great.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 07, 2022 08:22 PM (+4JEC)

195 Japan has 100 Yen Shop(s)

Same as downtown?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 07, 2022 08:22 PM (o5nHK)

196 My Mother was heartbroken when she discovered that I was color blind. I could identify two of the eight crayons, yellow and black

"Mommy, why does my 48 color crayon box have 46 gray crayons?"
--young Javerns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:23 PM (Ivdso)

197 I enjoyed the Watchmen's take on heroes. Rorschach remains a fave.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:24 PM (mZ3xv)

198 That’s why the Hornblower character is so great.

Yeah he would be obnoxious as hell if you couldn't get into his head and understand what he was going through. He almost was anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:24 PM (Ivdso)

199 I have to get one more car color in. GM mid 60s Midnight Orchid, kind of a grape popsicle color guaranteed to fade in the first few hours of sun exposure.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

200 Not unless taupe, fawn, mocha, mauve, puce, and sea foam have been mentioned and discussed for the 'ettes.

*paints an obscure decorator's symbol on the wall*
--Otho the interior decorator
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:21 PM (Ivdso)
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I think he favored "vermilion." But I'm a periwinkle man myself...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:25 PM (K5n5d)

201 re 165: Holmes meant that he only wanted to remember things that were important to him. He saw no reason to remember that the earth orbited around the sun (if I recall correctly), because in his opinion it wouldn't help him solve any cases.

it's like Biden not remember that... well, that's why he has handlers to remind him of important things, like yellow in front and brown in back and Jill on top and Hunter in back.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:25 PM (Ynyl9)

202 (ears perk up, sympathetic response)

Roll Tide!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 07, 2022 08:26 PM (CmW9F)

203 >>Always loved a Jag E-Type in green. Looks like forest green.

British Racing Green.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

204 My newest truck is a Magma Red F150, the color looks to me to be the old Black Cherry like GM had say 30 years ago or what. My oldest F150 is what they called RaceTrack Red in 1992.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 08:27 PM (0OP+5)

205 202 (ears perk up, sympathetic response)

Roll Tide!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 07, 2022 08:26 PM (CmW9F)

Have I mentioned how smart you are?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

206 Favorite color?

Blue. No yel

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)

207 British Racing Green.

That is a good color, although I like it a bit deeper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:28 PM (Ivdso)

208 203 >>Always loved a Jag E-Type in green. Looks like forest green.

British Racing Green.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 08:27 PM (ZLI7S

Yeah, that color. Superb on a car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:28 PM (mZ3xv)

209 GM colors?

champagne, doeskin tan

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 08:29 PM (9v1sv)

210 I like the deep blue that Shelby used on his cars too, very pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:29 PM (Ivdso)

211 A Florida woman whose website claimed she was "often referred to as 'Mother Teresa' in her community" was actually running a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme which promised investors 120% - 180% annual returns, federal prosecutors allege.

In Trump and DeSantis' Florida! Reeee! What did they know and when did they know it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:30 PM (Wrs74)

212 piss yellow was popular in Jags

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:30 PM (us2H3)

213 My district is slightly Republican, and it’s heavily white,” Matthews told an undercover PV journalist. “I’m no stranger to white people, I’m from a mostly white town.”

She continued, “And let me tell you one thing, you oughta know who you’re dealing with, like…you gotta treat them [white people] like shit, like I mean that’s the only way they’ll respect you.”

humm ok I get respect by giving respect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2022 08:31 PM (BRHaw)

214 Speaking of drugs -

Fox News, today: Biden administration to place ‘harm reduction kiosks’ filled with drug supplies in rural Kentucky
Previous harm reduction strategies failed because of the stigma associated with drug

Posted by: Lola at September 07, 2022 08:31 PM (NIYa7)

215 210 I like the deep blue that Shelby used on his cars too, very pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:29 PM (Ivdso)

yeah and white Shelbys are good looking too

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:31 PM (us2H3)

216 Otho used viridian (blue-green hydrated chromic oxide).

This will henceforth be added to the 'Ette Fashions List of Colors'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2022 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

217 There are people who make a living dreaming up names of colors for all sorts of products. Green refrigerators were avocado, yellow harvest gold. Light green plumbing fixtures were bayberry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

218 re 213: Chris Matthews?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:32 PM (Ynyl9)

219 199 I have to get one more car color in. GM mid 60s Midnight Orchid, kind of a grape popsicle color guaranteed to fade in the first few hours of sun exposure.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)
I think it was Evening Orchid, wasn't it? I built the AMT model 64 Corvair Spyder in that color.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 08:33 PM (0OP+5)

220 I don't think there are any cars that look better broken down on the side of the road waiting for the tow truck than a British Racing Green Jaguar.

Maybe, MAYBE, some early 70s Land Rovers. Or an 80s Vantage. But if we're talking E-Type, no, none look better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:33 PM (txkTB)

221 The newest craze on TikTok: girls posting videos of themselves crying over their illnesses for likes.

Problem is, many are just faking illnesses with made up symptoms that doctors can't fix.

My foot hurts when I blink!

The damage social media has done to these kids is beyond the pale.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

222 Keith Olbermann is a twat in any color of your choosing.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:34 PM (Ynyl9)

223 re 221: for real:

[playing doctor]

Susie: my foot hurts.

Calvin: what kind of problem is that??

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:36 PM (Ynyl9)

224 219 Yeah, that's probably right. Mom and Dad bought a Bonneville in that color, and things started going south paintwise real quick.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:36 PM (lz5hY)

225 >>Yeah, that color. Superb on a car.

Countries used to have official racing colors for Grand Prix racing and the UK was green. I think that's why we naturally associate some cars with colors, back in the day that was the color.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

226 212 piss yellow was popular in Jags

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:30 PM (us2H3)

In almost bought a purple XKE many years ago. Can't really tell purple from blue but I wish I had bought it, no matter the color. Remember the price, $9,300, before tax.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:37 PM (AmoqO)

227 Otho used viridian (blue-green hydrated chromic oxide).

This will henceforth be added to the 'Ette Fashions List of Colors'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2022 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)
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Oh, that's right...Vermilion is more of a blood-red color, I think. Made from cinnabar (mercury sulfide, which is toxic).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:37 PM (K5n5d)

228 My newest truck is a Magma Red F150, the color looks to me to be the old Black Cherry

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I've seen a new F150 in a dark but still obviously red, but I think there's almost a root beer color I've seen on a local guy's big King Ranch (IIRC) too. I like what Ford is doing with their colors these days. There's a crazy blue Raptor around here that looks nice but I'd never want to drive, too. Great color but extremely extroverted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:37 PM (txkTB)

229 Found Off Road Dead - in any color.

That is all

Posted by: Dressed like 1950 at September 07, 2022 08:37 PM (9X60i)

230 I hear that Olbermann is going to be the new Maytag repair man because Maytag machines never need fixing and that's all Olbermann can do.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:38 PM (Ynyl9)

231 JackStraw, seconded on the green. Forest green, none of that shiny shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 08:39 PM (EExhH)

232 Problem is, many are just faking illnesses with made up symptoms that doctors can't fix.

My foot hurts when I blink!

The damage social media has done to these kids is beyond the pale.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)
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She just needs to increase her blinker fluid...(wait, humans actually HAVE blinker fluid, don't we?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 08:39 PM (K5n5d)

233 my dad always had cool cars and generally they were in a fabulous color

but he had an early Cuda in a pale piss yellow

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:39 PM (us2H3)

234 British Racing Green. I always had a thing for BMW Z3s, and one came up for sale awhile back and I decided to pull the trigger. Good car, good deal, poor old crippled up Bill here had troubles getting in and out. BRG, tobacco (light brown) interior, very sharp car. I wept.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:40 PM (lz5hY)

235 but he had an early Cuda in a pale piss yellow
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:39 PM (us2H3)

Would love to have that 'Cuda now.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 08:40 PM (anj39)

236 My truck is black. Boring black. Wife's car is really neat cobalt blue.

Mazda has a candy apple red that I like a lot.

I do not like the creamy pastel colored cars I see a lot. Toyota does a lot of those.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 07, 2022 08:40 PM (x8Wzq)

237 As it is written: He who walketh among the hootie knoweth not the tootie and he who danceth the hotsi is of the totsi.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at September 07, 2022 08:42 PM (9X60i)

238 Good car, good deal, poor old crippled up Bill here had troubles getting in and out. BRG, tobacco (light brown) interior, very sharp car. I wept.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

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The trick is to fall out onto the ground and then stand up from there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:42 PM (txkTB)

239 The only proper yellow car was the Dodge SuperBee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:42 PM (mZ3xv)

240 When I was a kid, the family-mobile was a big white Plymouth station wagon. It pains me that we never named it Moby-Dick. Perfection.

Starter motor in that thing was like a pony keg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 07, 2022 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)

241 Problem is, many are just faking illnesses with made up symptoms that doctors can't fix.

My foot hurts when I blink!

The damage social media has done to these kids is beyond the pale.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

Reminds me of the old joke, short version, Blond tells Doctor she hurts all over. He has her show him where. She pokes her parts that hurt with her finger. He says he sees her problem. She has a broken finger.

Much better told in person.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:43 PM (AmoqO)

242 The Obama portrait is hideous and Mooch looks like a paint by numbers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:44 PM (Wrs74)

243 Chebby is starting to bring back '50s style Two Tone finishes on some of it's mid-sized SUVs.

It works. Pity, it's on a *@)$# Obummer Motors sled.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2022 08:44 PM (tkOps)

244 Would love to have that 'Cuda now.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 08:40 PM (anj39)

I totalled the fucker

T boned a olds station wagon

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:44 PM (us2H3)

245 She continued, “And let me tell you one thing, you oughta know who you’re dealing with, like…you gotta treat them [white people] like shit, like I mean that’s the only way they’ll respect you.”

You go, girl.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 07, 2022 08:44 PM (Xrfse)

246 Found Off Road Dead - in any color.

That is all
Posted by: Dressed like 1950 at September 07, 2022 08:37 PM (9X60i)

This guy probably drives a piece of Cheeeevvvyy....

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 08:45 PM (anj39)

247 you want to be jealous: my father in the early 1960s had an Oldsmobile Jetfire. Only a few thousand made. Like a Cutlass but with a turbocharged engine. Never forgave him for giving it away.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:45 PM (Ynyl9)

248
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 07, 2022 08:45 PM (ENBF0)

249 My first car was a 64 Valiant burgundy in color. I wrecked it and went back with British racing green. Got some strange looks tooling around the Tidewater area when I first went in the Navy. Took it home went I went on my last cruise and my then child bride sold it and bought a red bug.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 08:45 PM (0OP+5)

250 I totalled the fucker

T boned a olds station wagon
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:44 PM (us2H3)
***

**wipes tear**

Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 08:46 PM (anj39)

251 Now let's not get hasty, here. I vaguely remember a mid 90s or so Ruf Yellowbird 911 that was monstrous for its time. Faster than the F40 and 959 IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:46 PM (txkTB)

252 Ben Had - had a friend who was into vintage European sports cars. I went to some rallies and races with him and those guys were fanatical about restoring things with exacting detail and authentic paint colors were a big part of that. It was all about the Grand Prix racing colors.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

253 1987 Buick GNX.

Black.

Now that was a proper black car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:46 PM (mZ3xv)

254 When you walk into a place with a chip on your shoulder and act like you are trying to scam something for free, people won't respect you. It is not a whypipo thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:47 PM (Wrs74)

255 238 Or entering the car. Don't bother with the door if the top is down, just kind of leap into it. Impresses the wimmen folk. BIL had a Fiat 850 Spyder and pulled that stunt coming out of the NCO open mess at Andrews. The 850 Spyder, notorious for rust. Yep, he hit the seat and it caved through the floor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:47 PM (lz5hY)

256
I believe I stayed at a Howard Johnson's in aught '02. Served a mean Continental Breakfast.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

That's OK unless the continent is Antarctica.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

257 Ok. Amended. SuperBee and the Yellowbird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:47 PM (mZ3xv)

258 Much better told in person.
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:43 PM (AmoqO)

Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 35 lbs.

Much better told when wife isn't standing behind you.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 08:48 PM (anj39)

259 242 The Obama portrait is hideous and Mooch looks like a paint by numbers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:44 PM (Wrs74)
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They are making fun.
It's the communist way.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 08:49 PM (9v1sv)

260 She dressed like that all during his presidency.
She didn't dress like that before or after.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 08:50 PM (9v1sv)

261 I see an authentic 80s Grand National at car shows around here fairly often. Not a trailer queen, either. The guy drives it back and forth. Low miles and worth who knows what, but he says it's a car, cars are made to drive, and why wouldn't he drive it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:50 PM (txkTB)

262 Dad bought a 58 Edsel, used. I blew the engine up and Mom wrecked it. He always complained, "I can't ever have anything nice".

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:50 PM (AmoqO)

263 @253

>>Now that was a proper black car.

Black on Black on Black, the Apex of the American Muscle Cars.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2022 08:50 PM (up/3i)

264 Dad bought a 58 Edsel, used. I blew the engine up and Mom wrecked it. He always complained, "I can't ever have anything nice".

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I love this post.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:51 PM (txkTB)

265 Now I know why Trump wouldn't unveil it. Was not going to have anything to do with that farce. Or Barack's stupid joke about Michelle being "fine".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:51 PM (Wrs74)

266 254 When you walk into a place with a chip on your shoulder and act like you are trying to scam something for free, people won't respect you. It is not a whypipo thing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:47 PM (Wrs74)
Her behavior is nothing new in SC. And you're right by the way.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 08:51 PM (0OP+5)

267 I do not like yellow as a car color but it does work on corvettes, I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 08:53 PM (Ivdso)

268 as Hillary might say, I left my colostomy bag in the limo and now I have nothing to eat.

maybe back later.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:53 PM (Ynyl9)

269 I still have the Hillary upskirt shot.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 07, 2022 08:53 PM (+/4HV)

270 Pretty sure the car image is a 3D rendering. The front plate, headlight covers and rims all look fake.

For what it's worth I have samples of both the lower grade Vantablack (~98% of light) and one of their competitors (~99%) on my desk, they're dark but not ermagerd black hole dark. I've been wanting to put them under one of our spectrometers and actually verify the light characteristics of this stuff, but it's low priority so I never get around to it. Neither is something you'd want to paint a car with--too fragile.

Posted by: CppThis at September 07, 2022 08:53 PM (UewuT)

271 Had a four door Rocket 88. Falcon station wagon rammed it a little at the back door and the rear quarter panel.

Knocked it up on the far curb. Wrecker driver that came to tow off the totaled Falcon used the hook on his cable to pull the Old's quarter panel off of the tire.

It was ugly but I finished the evening.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 08:54 PM (9v1sv)

272 I bought a demo 1972 MB 280 SL

signal red with palomino leather

a real beauty and not bad with the ladies

think it was like 9500 and change

I dunno, it was like 50 years ago

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:54 PM (us2H3)

273 Back in Ohio, you would see Mennonites (not Amish) driving cars or trucks, black, with any chrome trim blacked out with tire dressing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:55 PM (lz5hY)

274 Neither is something you'd want to paint a car with--too fragile.

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Serious question:

How would you finish it or wax it? Or would you?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 08:56 PM (txkTB)

275 273 Back in Ohio, you would see Mennonites (not Amish) driving cars or trucks, black, with any chrome trim blacked out with tire dressing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:55 PM (lz5hY

Color is da debil!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:57 PM (mZ3xv)

276 for a while in the late 70's, I had an Alfa Duetto in baby blue

It was a nice car but a little small for me

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:57 PM (us2H3)

277 First "real" ride was a '70 Chevelle. Saved for 3 years for that baby. Spent many hours in the garage with my buddy Jeff tricking that baby out. What a beautiful ride that was.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2022 08:57 PM (Xrfse)

278 I see Amish using gas string trimmers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:58 PM (Wrs74)

279 277 First "real" ride was a '70 Chevelle. Saved for 3 years for that baby. Spent many hours in the garage with my buddy Jeff tricking that baby out. What a beautiful ride that was.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2022 08:57 PM (Xrfse

Do you ever go look at what they go for now? That'll make you cry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 08:58 PM (mZ3xv)

280 re 271: now that you mention it, I think we had one of those in the late 1950s. Had a really big engine, like a 385 cubic inch. something like that, I was still too young to fight about it then (that's a Curley joke)

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2022 08:59 PM (Ynyl9)

281 272 I bought a demo 1972 MB 280 SL

signal red with palomino leather

a real beauty and not bad with the ladies

think it was like 9500 and change

I dunno, it was like 50 years ago

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 08:54 PM (us2H3)

I was looking at one exactly like yours, and the EKE, at the same dealer in 73. Wasn't in Waco or Austin was it?

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)

282 273 Back in Ohio, you would see Mennonites (not Amish) driving cars or trucks, black, with any chrome trim blacked out with tire dressing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 08:55 PM (lz5hY)

Same In Pennsylvania, Dad who grew up in Lancaster told me that they do that because they don't want to show off and be humble.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 07, 2022 08:59 PM (dKiJG)

283 269 I still have the Hillary upskirt shot.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 07, 2022 08:53 PM (+/4HV)

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Gutsy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2022 08:59 PM (Qzn2/)

284 I bought a demo 1972 MB 280 SL

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I like those a lot. A whole lot. They're classy as heck and charming in a very understated way.

I, of course, have always wanted to find one, jack up the rear end, and drop a 350 with a supercharger sticking up out of the hood. If I ever win the lottery I will. Not a pristine example, of course. I'm not tacky.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 09:00 PM (txkTB)

285 From Zero Dark Thirty

In the Lamborghini dealership--I'll take this one

Dude- Yellow! go big or go home= Put it on Uncle Sam's tab.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 09:00 PM (EExhH)

286 278 I see Amish using gas string trimmers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:58 PM (Wrs74)

As long as they don't own it they can use it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 07, 2022 09:01 PM (dKiJG)

287 Do you ever go look at what they go for now? That'll make you cry.

Looking at Hagerty right now. Highest sale ever? $1,265,000. Most recent sale, $46,200.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2022 09:01 PM (Xrfse)

288 Someone is shooting people in Memphis and recording it on Facebook live.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:01 PM (mZ3xv)

289 I was looking at one exactly like yours, and the EKE, at the same dealer in 73. Wasn't in Waco or Austin was it?
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)

Dallas

I sold it in the mid 80's

had like 30K

got like 25K, wish I still had the car now

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:01 PM (us2H3)

290 I see Amish using gas string trimmers.

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I have a friend who works with a bunch of them in the Tennessee area. No joke: If the regional leader (Bishop?) signs off of it, they can use whatever modern equipment they want.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 09:02 PM (txkTB)

291 34 Matte colors v shiny. I think they look good. Audi has a gray called dolphin gray. Honda has a similar color I forget their name.
Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 07:34 PM (6TxNR)

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It's Oh The Huge Manatee Gray

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2022 09:03 PM (Qzn2/)

292 I, of course, have always wanted to find one, jack up the rear end, and drop a 350 with a supercharger sticking up out of the hood. If I ever win the lottery I will. Not a pristine example, of course. I'm not tacky.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 09:00 PM (txkTB)

you sir, are beyond redemption

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:03 PM (us2H3)

293 you sir, are beyond redemption

**

MAGA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 09:03 PM (txkTB)

294 MB 280 SL in bright orange. Because I don't want to get hit. If I win the lottery.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5)

295 290 I had a semi ne're do well cuz who would haul Amish carpenters from Middlefield OH to jobs around Cleveland. Had a big Chevy Suburban with three rows of seats. Made a lot of money until he screwed that up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 09:05 PM (lz5hY)

296 I see Amish using gas string trimmers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 08:58 PM (Wrs74)

Capital investment allows greater return on labor.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)

297 I like the desert tan matte firay matte nish Toyota offers. The gray matte I like, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:06 PM (h+wzp)

298 288 Someone is shooting people in Memphis and recording it on Facebook live.

But he's not saying not to get the vax or that the 2020 election was rigged, or that that man isnt a woman, so FB will allow it.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2022 09:09 PM (3/XaG)

299 Started up my Jeep this morning and the windshield wipers came on and I couldn't shut them off, the turn signals wouldn't work and my headlights came on and I couldn't shut them off either. All the controls that are on the steering column are haywire. Will bring it to my mechanic tomorrow. Just put it on my life tab.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 09:09 PM (ZB6WQ)

300 297 I like the desert tan matte firay matte nish Toyota offers. The gray matte I like, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:06 PM (h+wzp)
The desert tan looks pretty good on OshKosh tank haulers too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)

301 Had a buddy that painted his Willys with Krylon. Blue spray paint for the win, streaks, runs and all!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2022 09:09 PM (DOvc/)

302 So folks are trying to find the "blackest black ever." Do they also try to find the "whitest white ever?" Or would that be racist?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 07:29 PM (K5n5d)

The guy who did the linked black room video has several whitest white ever paint videos. Apparently it's used to give the other paints someone to blame when something goes wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 07, 2022 09:09 PM (uvymP)

303 As long as they don't own it they can use it
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

That doesn't seem kosher (or whatever the Amish equivalent of kosher is).

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 07, 2022 09:10 PM (ftFVW)

304 Dallas

I sold it in the mid 80's

had like 30K

got like 25K, wish I still had the car now

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:01 PM (us2H3)

I ended up with a TR-6. I was leaving my job and could afford to buy it with my Chevy Nova trade. Wish I had kept the TR-6.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:10 PM (AmoqO)

305 Someone is shooting people in Memphis and recording it on Facebook live.

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I'll admit that I'm somewhat surprised this is legal in Memphis.

They should pass a law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 07, 2022 09:10 PM (txkTB)

306 299 Started up my Jeep this morning and the windshield wipers came on and I couldn't shut them off, the turn signals wouldn't work and my headlights came on and I couldn't shut them off either. All the controls that are on the steering column are haywire. Will bring it to my mechanic tomorrow. Just put it on my life tab.
Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 09:09 PM (ZB6WQ)

Probably needs air in the tires.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:10 PM (mZ3xv)

307 Probably needs air in the tires.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:10 PM (mZ3xv)

I checked the oil and it's not that.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 09:12 PM (ZB6WQ)

308 283 269 I still have the Hillary upskirt shot.

All its gonna be is acres of pale flabby skin anyeay

Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2022 09:12 PM (3/XaG)

309 I'll admit that I'm somewhat surprised this is legal in Memphis.

They should pass a law.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC

Like common sense Facebook reform?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 07, 2022 09:12 PM (ftFVW)

310 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:13 PM (LsEU/)

311
All the controls that are on the steering column are haywire. Will bring it to my mechanic tomorrow. Just put it on my life tab.
Posted by: polynikes

Disconnect the battery for a few minutes and hook it back up. Couldn't hurt. I hope.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

312 310 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:13 PM (LsEU/)

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It's too early to tell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (Qzn2/)

313 Prettiest car I've ever seen was a deep,deep, burnt orange. Don't know how many clear coats it took to get that look.

My baby is at the painters today. It's Artic White, just a bit softer that the bright whites. Some dumb-ass scrapped a post backing out of a parking garage.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (AmoqO)

314 310 Good evening soon to be Tennessee Tony. You'll like it south of the Ohio River.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (lz5hY)

315 Probably some wiring that's gotten shorted. Harness rubbed against some metal and exposed wires.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:16 PM (mZ3xv)

316 Disconnect the battery for a few minutes and hook it back up. Couldn't hurt. I hope.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

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Thank you.

Posted by: Roy at September 07, 2022 09:16 PM (Qzn2/)

317 Hanson on today's podcast talking about Memphis in the 19th century. It was a premier city in the world.
More parks, the world's best sanitation system (that is important when you don't have antibiotics).

LBJ racked that.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:17 PM (9v1sv)

318 I see Amish using gas string trimmers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant!

Ha! My mom hired Amish women to clean house for Grammie. Their kids were just enthralled by the TV and would sit and watch it for hours. Using electricity (or gas) is okay/not okay depending on the local Bishop. His word is the law. The next guy over yonder may have a completely different take on things.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:17 PM (LsEU/)

319 If the GOP had a lick of sense, they'd be playing that crime video nonstop.

All this bullshit can be laid at the Dem's feet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:19 PM (mZ3xv)

320 >>> Disconnect the battery for a few minutes and hook it back up. Couldn't hurt. I hope.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

Now we have to reboot our cars.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:19 PM (9v1sv)

321 318 The Amish phone boxes at the end of their driveway.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 09:20 PM (lz5hY)

322 311
All the controls that are on the steering column are haywire. Will bring it to my mechanic tomorrow. Just put it on my life tab.
Posted by: polynikes

Disconnect the battery for a few minutes and hook it back up. Couldn't hurt. I hope.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (63Dwl)
If your Chrysler Jeep is like my Chrysler Dodge was one of the several computers can got toes up and cause the rest of the electronics to also die. Chrysler is famous for this feature.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 09:20 PM (0OP+5)

323 321 318 The Amish phone boxes at the end of their driveway.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 09:20 PM (lz5hY)

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Pffft. Try shinnying up the pole.

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at September 07, 2022 09:23 PM (Qzn2/)

324 Good evening soon to be Tennessee Tony. You'll like it south of the Ohio River.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Thank you! We are thrilled. My wife is just over the moon - nice church just down the street, stables close by, and two gun clubs/ranges real close too. Real friendly town. Can't wait.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:23 PM (LsEU/)

325 Disconnect the battery for a few minutes and hook it back up. Couldn't hurt. I hope.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

I did that . No luck. That is the extent of my do it yourself attempt for this issue. I looked up the problems on the intertubes and may be a clock switch issue whatever that is.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 09:24 PM (ZB6WQ)

326 AOC Doubts She Could Ever Be Elected President:
“So Many People In This Country Hate Women”

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:24 PM (9v1sv)

327 Memphis suspect is a 19 yo black male. Just going into random places and shooting people then leaving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:25 PM (mZ3xv)

328 324 Even if something goes sour, just remind the Mrs. "we could have moved to Youngstown".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 09:25 PM (lz5hY)

329 Memphis is a shithole. IIRC it's been rated #1 in murders per capita on a number of occasions. It's just not as big as Chiraqistan or LOLtimore so it gets less press coverage.

Posted by: CppThis at September 07, 2022 09:27 PM (UewuT)

330 >>>AOC Doubts She Could Ever Be Elected President:
“So Many People In This Country Hate Women”

>Women are unpredictable creatures. I just want to play with her big, juicy booty.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2022 09:28 PM (DOvc/)

331 All residents in CA will be suffering a two (2) hour blackout tonight to allow the Hamsters to rest and repair their little electricity generating wheels.

Posted by: Californica PGE at September 07, 2022 09:28 PM (PYJJG)

332 Tonypete, Congratulations!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 09:28 PM (EExhH)

333 Memphis is where the billionaire heiress was murdered right? Was she disrespectful in the way she died so someone had to shoot up more wypipo?

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 09:28 PM (ZB6WQ)

334 Even if something goes sour, just remind the Mrs. "we could have moved to Youngstown".
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I think I still have drink chips from La Villa Bar and Grill in Struthers laying around in the junk drawer. She gives me 'the look' whenever I attempt to tell her about those places back in the 70's.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:28 PM (LsEU/)

335 326 AOC Doubts She Could Ever Be Elected President:
“So Many People In This Country Hate Women”
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:24 PM (9v1sv)

So is Comrade AOC having second thoughts about her alphabet loving fellow travelers, or...?

Posted by: CppThis at September 07, 2022 09:29 PM (UewuT)

336 Memphis has a Soros DA.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2022 09:29 PM (lz5hY)

337 327 Memphis suspect is a 19 yo black male. Just going into random places and shooting people then leaving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:25 PM (mZ3xv)

Hopefully he'll run into someone who shoots back.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:29 PM (AmoqO)

338 Yeah, the kidnapping and murder was Memphis too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:29 PM (mZ3xv)

339 Thanks Ben Had! I told them to schedule the closing around the TXMoMe. They readily agreed - "First things first!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:30 PM (LsEU/)

340 Yeah, the kidnapping and murder was Memphis too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:29 PM (mZ3xv)

Elvis is rock n rolling in his grave.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 09:31 PM (ZB6WQ)

341 O/T: FYI, the Breitbart-produced movie "My Son Hunter" was released today for download or streaming.

We just purchased -- usually pirate Hollywood crap, but want to support the making of conservative fare -- and are about to download (can also stream an unlimited # of times) for $22.

From interviews heard with the director (Robert Davi) and the husband & wife screenwriting duo of Phelim McAleer & Ann McElhinney -- along with the 2-minute trailer -- it should be rather humorous & entertaining. BONUS: Gina Carano plays a Secret Service Agent ...

GO TO: mysonhunter.com [Brave browser over VPN didn't render the page correctly in order to purchase the movie -- so had to use the Tor browser over VPN]

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 07, 2022 09:31 PM (/88Fu)

342 I haven't been able to make to the TXMoMe until this year. I can't wait, Ben Had you are awfully kind to allow everyone to gather.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 07, 2022 09:33 PM (RG7Wy)

343 All residents in CA will be suffering a two (2) hour blackout tonight to allow the Hamsters to rest and repair their little electricity generating wheels.
Posted by: Californica PGE

Oh, nos! Will Nanzi's ice cream survive?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 07, 2022 09:34 PM (ftFVW)

344 330 >>>AOC Doubts She Could Ever Be Elected President:
“So Many People In This Country Hate Women”

>Women are unpredictable creatures. I just want to play with her big, juicy booty.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGsdKCn_sks

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:35 PM (9v1sv)

345 The second Indian mass-stabber, who was arrested earlier today, has killed himself in his cell.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 07, 2022 09:35 PM (yikp0)

346 “So Many People In This Country Hate Women”

Nah.. I just hate you.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 07, 2022 09:36 PM (nxdel)

347 @331 PG&E-All residents? I'm only hearing 500,00 customers (walks over lowers t-stat to 62 degrees)

Posted by: JROD at September 07, 2022 09:37 PM (0jZnq)

348 14 You grab a woman by the scruff of the neck like that and she's liable to kick you in the mangerines. And rightly so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:26 PM (Ivdso)
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If you sunbathe in the nude do your mangerines become tangerines?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 07, 2022 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

349 345 The second Indian mass-stabber, who was arrested earlier today, has killed himself in his cell.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 07, 2022 09:35 PM (yikp0)

Must have used the noose they left in his cell by accident.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:37 PM (AmoqO)

350 Tonypete, Thank you , my Brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 09:38 PM (EExhH)

351 >>> Oh, nos! Will Nanzi's ice cream survive?
Posted by: She Hobbit
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10 to 1 Nancy's genset is big enough to light the neighborhood.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:38 PM (9v1sv)

352 The second Indian mass-stabber, who was arrested earlier today, has killed himself in his cell.
Posted by: andycanuck

What a shame.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:39 PM (LsEU/)

353 https://encycolorpedia.com/

There, that should keep someone busy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2022 09:41 PM (llON8)

354 348 14 You grab a woman by the scruff of the neck like that and she's liable to kick you in the mangerines. And rightly so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2022 07:26 PM (Ivdso)
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If you sunbathe in the nude do your mangerines become tangerines?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 07, 2022 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

*golfclal*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2022 09:41 PM (mZ3xv)

355 No love for Ptostetnic Vogon Jeltz's poetry?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2022 09:41 PM (Gda1b)

356 Colonel Travis, This is the highlight of my year. There is no greater pleasure than watching the Horde meet each other and my and Pete Bogs delight is feeding you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2022 09:43 PM (EExhH)

357 -
The second Indian mass-stabber, who was arrested earlier today, has killed himself in his cell.
Posted by: andycanuck
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He, coincidentally. also had no knowledge of Hillary Clinton doing anything ever.

Posted by: irright at September 07, 2022 09:43 PM (NTUk0)

358 Any word on motive for the Indian stabbers?

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:43 PM (AmoqO)

359 I figure the Indian stabber had Epstein's client list in his pocket.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 07, 2022 09:44 PM (yikp0)

360 BLACKENED

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Met-Allica-Blackened

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2022 09:44 PM (Gda1b)

361 >>> 358 Any word on motive for the Indian stabbers?
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:43 PM (AmoqO)

They were selling OrangeManBad's stolen nukular sekrets!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 07, 2022 09:45 PM (llON8)

362 Any word on motive for the Indian stabbers?
Posted by: Javems

We know for certain that there is no indication of terrorism at this point and both stabbers acted alone.
-- Your revered FIB

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2022 09:45 PM (LsEU/)

363 Reuters/Ipso is reporting today on some poll they did where a majority of Americans hate Republicans - that is literally what they are selling - and that includes Republicans actually hate themselves, too.

You see, according to Reuters poll, 60% of all Republicans hate MAGA Republicans and say they aren't even really Republicans...even though most Republicans identify as MAGA in every poll ever done since 2016, including previous ones done by...Reuters! So, Reuters is effectively saying we hate ourselves.

Yeah, its retarded - but this is the kind of logic pretzel that lefty doofuses employed at dying press outlets twist themselves into to sell shit they themselves don't even believe.

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2022 09:46 PM (+Cgut)

364 >>> Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2022 09:46 PM (+Cgut)

Reuters news is a bunch of commie Germans from what I can tell.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2022 09:47 PM (llON8)

365 Is this the place for Disliking The Same Sèx Group meeting?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2022 09:48 PM (lHcRY)

366 >>> Yeah, its retarded - but this is the kind of logic pretzel that lefty doofuses employed at dying press outlets twist themselves into to sell shit they themselves don't even believe.
Posted by: Boswell

Prepping the field for - He/she was not legitimately elected.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 07, 2022 09:50 PM (9v1sv)

367 Yeah, its retarded - but this is the kind of logic pretzel that lefty doofuses employed at dying press outlets twist themselves into to sell shit they themselves don't even believe.

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If I know American, they hate jobs and safe neighborhoods and equality regardless of skin color and being able to buy the stuff they want and need.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 07, 2022 09:51 PM (ROcZ+)

368 Apparently it's used to give the other paints someone to blame when something goes wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland

ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2022 09:52 PM (Gda1b)

369 The one problem I have with the deep black edgelord car is: the paint is matte. I like a little shine to my cars. A little wet paint look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2022 09:53 PM (dNqv+)

370 Prepping the field for - He/she was not legitimately elected.

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THIS violence to overturn THIS election is fine and completely appropriate, semi-fascists!
- Biden and friends

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 07, 2022 09:54 PM (ROcZ+)

371

I inflated my wiener with hydraulic fluid, painted it Mosou Black and got a job doing Mandingo glory hole pron!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 07, 2022 09:55 PM (7DYli)

372

Also, extremely large black wiener nood...

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 07, 2022 09:57 PM (7DYli)

373 Nood if anyone's still here

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 07, 2022 09:58 PM (ftFVW)

374 If I know American, they hate jobs and safe neighborhoods and equality regardless of skin color and being able to buy the stuff they want and need.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Essentially, what some manbun doofus named Jason over at Reuters is trying to sell everyone tonight is what his/him/Xer's newsroom sincerely hopes for - that ever since Punchy called us all haters last week, we all decided: "You know - he's right! What the fuck - we really do hate ourselves for being haters! Thanks, Punchy!"

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2022 09:58 PM (+Cgut)

375 I bet modern porn looks like clowns wrestling. TV wrestling, that is the look.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2022 10:00 PM (1uLGE)

376 You mean Haze Gray is a thing?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 07, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky)

Only if you are under weigh.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 07, 2022 10:01 PM (ueLz3)

377 Under way.

I meant to do that.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 07, 2022 10:02 PM (ueLz3)

378 Must have used the noose they left in his cell by accident.
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2022 09:37 PM (AmoqO)

Wondering if the RCMP had failed to prevent him from falling down a flight of stairs

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 10:02 PM (xhaym)

379 371
I inflated my wiener with hydraulic fluid, painted it Mosou Black and got a job doing Mandingo glory hole pron!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 07, 2022 09:55 PM (7DYli)
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Barrel or fence?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 07, 2022 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

380 I have to get one more car color in. GM mid 60s
Posted by: bill in arkansas, at September 07, 2022 08:25 PM

Metallic mint-green?

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