aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Rescuers' Cafe
Knock knock. Man saves sloth from busy road. Sloth then turns to him and seems to say, "Thanks, bud." Calgon, take me away! Elite Bush Skills 1. Elite Bush Skills 2. Elite Situational Awareness. Rescuing a freezing, terrified, half-drowned dog who fell into a deep, cold well. Rescuing a tiny abandoned puppy from the street's gutter.
Is it still gay to link a video of two men dancing, if they also do flips and stuff? Mama koala.
Happy bouncing penguins chasing a butterfly.
Inman: Savage Citizens fighting back (serious violence content recommendation). More Savage Citizens fighting back.
Mystery critter:
Mood.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/V6GWF2TGlU
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 26, 2022
Rare black fallow deer seen in the Baryczy valley in Poland. pic.twitter.com/3TyFlx3JSb
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) May 9, 2021
This cute baby seal was found on the shore of Lake Baikal.
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) May 8, 2021
Local scientists and their pet dog took care of the seal. pic.twitter.com/WWN0Ha68vF
Doesn't stick the landing. 6.3.
The Acrobat #Dolphin pic.twitter.com/QddwgWk7cn
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) May 6, 2021
Over the clouds is Mount
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) May 7, 2021
Fuji in Japan🇯🇵 ☁️☁️🏔 pic.twitter.com/xv02tHfgCy
I’ve never seen a cat with floppy ears.. pic.twitter.com/bLu8lcS45y
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 25, 2022
Someone had to do it..
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 25, 2022
🎥 IG: omarvonmuller pic.twitter.com/9i8smr1Mjo
The mystery critter is... a Tasmanian devil. Cute little devil!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 29, 2022 07:19 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Innsmouth Lady in Wild Rumpus at August 29, 2022 07:22 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 07:23 PM (qoD3I)
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 07:23 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2022 07:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 29, 2022 07:24 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: JT at August 29, 2022 07:25 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2022 07:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 07:26 PM (qoD3I)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 29, 2022 07:26 PM (MrZQl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2022 07:27 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 07:27 PM (u82oZ)
I just assumed when they say the local scientist and dog took care of the seal...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:27 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2022 07:28 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2022 07:24 PM
I'm thinking vodka was involved.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 07:28 PM (oi1pi)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 07:29 PM (yHsuS)
*Title of thread is suspect*
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 07:29 PM (JsLn2)
Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2022 07:31 PM (0jZnq)
*Title of thread is suspect*
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 07:29 PM
Bernard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 07:31 PM (oi1pi)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 07:33 PM (JsLn2)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 07:33 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 29, 2022 07:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2022 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2022 07:34 PM (k8B25)
A GIANT JELLYFISH HAS LANDED ON MT. FUJI
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)
A GIANT JELLYFISH HAS LANDED ON MT. FUJI
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)
*Looks at 2022 Bingo Card
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 07:36 PM (JsLn2)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bosk at August 29, 2022 07:37 PM (v4L7Y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (mZ3xv)
No, "Eric Swalwell bangs a fat japanese spy chick" does not count. Put that dobber right back down.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 07:37 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at August 29, 2022 07:37 PM (sn5EN)
Murder hornets take over Washington DC.
*Taps foot*
Well, we’re waiting!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2022 07:37 PM (u73oe)
My friend determined to jump out and grab the branch, and before I could say much did it.
The branch was rotten, broke and he fell down and landed right on his back below. The branch came down and smacked him right in the face.
Had to help him get home with a bloody nose and lip but otherwise no harm done.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 07:38 PM (eoQWY)
A biologist on the boat where we swam with dusky dolphins off Kaikoura, NZ said that most scientists believed the frolicking and gymnastics of porpoises and dolphins was believed to be just for fun - no mundane purpose to it.
She also said they had sex umpteen times per day, something like that. Funny Brit in the group did a perfect dead-pan: "I want to come back as a dusky dolphin!".
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2022 07:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)
#kafkaTrap
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 07:39 PM (JsLn2)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2022 07:39 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2022 07:31 PM (0jZnq)
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 07:39 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (Ynyl9)
Caucasian, please.
Posted by: The Nicholas Brothers at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (mZ3xv)
Good day, sir!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 07:33 PM (kDGvA)
Sir? Are you defending outdated class and sexual norms?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: She Hobbit"
Another reason to carry a Club (TM) in your car.
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 07:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (foa6+)
Well, Dog and Butterfly works better, lyrically.
https://youtu.be/UpoP4YSFKGA
Posted by: Heart at August 29, 2022 07:43 PM (4I/2K)
My word as a Bidet.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 07:44 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 07:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:45 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2022 07:45 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 07:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 07:47 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 29, 2022 07:48 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 07:48 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 07:40 PM (sn5EN)
The problem with clubbing seals is that they all look alike, so they can get in using false ID. Makes it tough for me, for sure.
Posted by: The Doorman at August 29, 2022 07:49 PM (+KhTi)
https://bit.ly/3e9t3RH
Allow me to let my Alex Jones freak flag fly. Companies are being pressured to stop accepting cash by government entities. They're doing this because credit cards and other digital trail transactions are much more easily traceable. They want total information awareness.
Add in the pattern Obama started "Operation Choke Point" which pressured banks to stop doing business with firearm dealers, payday lenders, and other companies they didn't like.
Add the two together and imagine the government doing the same to regular old individuals. Not business owners, just random citizens. Businesses no longer accept cash, and some bureaucrat just decided you are a wrecker. Your bank stops doing business with you. You can't pay cash for anything.
You're. Fucked. What are you going to do? Barter with neighbors for goods and services? That may work for food, but what about transportation? What about your house payment? How do you cash your checks for your job? How do you order one off household items or tech items? How are you getting clothes for your kid?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 07:49 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 07:48 PM (sn5EN
Well, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:50 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back where I belong at August 29, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)
He's eating lamb foreshank and it's sooo stinky omg
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 29, 2022 07:51 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 07:49 PM (kDGvA)
Hold up Democrats, and take all their cash?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 07:51 PM (+KhTi)
I don't think the stethoscope is supposed to go up there
but she said my prostate sounds fine
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 07:51 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Looks like somebody grew up watching Looney Tunes.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 07:52 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky)
My friend determined to jump out and grab the branch, and before I could say much did it.
The branch was rotten, broke and he fell down and landed right on his back below. The branch came down and smacked him right in the face.
Had to help him get home with a bloody nose and lip but otherwise no harm done.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 07:38 PM (eoQWY)
Sounds like my neighborhood and childhood. Rigging rope swings, digging tunnels, building bike ramps, exploring swamps, building camps, selling lemonade... I wonder what we'd give for another summer night of flashlight tag followed by a sleepover at our next door neighbor and best friend's house?
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 07:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)
itz probably gay
which you know already but just lookin for cover
and cover is gay
QED
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 07:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
More Please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2022 07:54 PM (R/m4+)
https://youtu.be/UpoP4YSFKGA
Posted by: Heart at August 29, 2022 07:43 PM (4I/2K)
^^Nice. :-)
Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2022 07:54 PM (foa6+)
They may be dancing together but they're not dancing ~with~ each other.
Also, with their skills they could pwn a women's gymnastic team!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 29, 2022 07:54 PM (JRbcv)
https://bit.ly/3e9t3RH
Allow me to let my Alex Jones freak flag fly. Companies are being pressured to stop accepting cash by government entities. They're doing this because credit cards and other digital trail transactions are much more easily traceable. They want total information awareness.
***
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 07:49 PM (kDGvA)
Can I somehow buy less than zero items at Starbucks?
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner
Perhaps the blood and vital essence of your children...
Posted by: Evil Starbucks Overlords at August 29, 2022 07:55 PM (ftFVW)
........
"This content has been blocked by Microsoft Edge"
heh
Thanks Microsoft Edge
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:56 PM (v0R5T)
and wouldn't that be racist, what with Black people not smart enough to know how to get and use ID for banking?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 29, 2022 07:56 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 07:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
LOL... BB gun wars. Riding our bikes 7 miles to the River, so we could use the swinging rope we hung off a Rail Road trestle. Swimming in the Canal, even though I had a swimming pool in my backyard. Tree House, which was more than 30 feet up a tree... and no bike helmets...
Somehow, we survived. Don't remember me or my friends ever having more than a broken bone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)
Give the barista a check drawn on The Left Bank of The Mississippi River. They are probably dumb enough to fall for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 07:56 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 07:35 PM (mZ3xv)
No, "Eric Swalwell bangs a fat japanese spy chick" does not count. Put that dobber right back down.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 07:37 PM (6FeV1)
He banged a Japanese spy too?
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Errol Flynn ?
don't see it
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 07:57 PM (us2H3)
heh
Thanks Microsoft Edge
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:56 PM (v0R5T)
Linux, dude. Linux.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 07:57 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: Starbucks at August 29, 2022 07:57 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 29, 2022 07:58 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Starbucks is the company in the story, but the real story is the movement to cashless transactions. I see great danger there.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 07:58 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Steal them.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 07:58 PM (yHsuS)
Banks make... what... 3% on every credit or debit transaction?
And.... who makes that money? Oh... the FED RES BANK? Who then pays dividends to all the Banks, who own stock in the system?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 07:57 PM (+KhTi)
........
Work computer! I can't change anything, they wont give me admin privileges.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Starbucks at August 29, 2022 07:57 PM (oTZbj)
No coffee, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 07:59 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 29, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV)
this will also help put the illegal drug dealers and people selling loose cigarettes and looser sex out of business, just like the gov't always puts these people out of business.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 29, 2022 08:00 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 29, 2022 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Love the rescue videos.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2022 08:00 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
Well then, see if you can get it infected with viruses!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:00 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
I used to laugh at folks who called them Banksters... I'm not laughing anymore.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 08:01 PM (IK4MJ)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
Bastards!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:01 PM (yHsuS)
Love the rescue videos.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2022 08:00 PM (NpAcC)
Can't buy love... but you can rent a facsimile.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 08:02 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 29, 2022 08:03 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 08:03 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:04 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)
A lot of the tin foil crowd were just way ahead of the curve, except for the contrail people. They nuts.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:04 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (IK4MJ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:04 PM (yHsuS)
Maybe that explains all the trannies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 08:07 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 08:07 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (Ynyl9)
I saw one that suggesting being kind to the employees who bothered to show up.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:07 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (IK4MJ)
I plan to rehome it. A friend a hundred-odd miles north of me wants a barn cat.
This kitten is white, with calico patches of tabby stripes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (E3FAu)
Posted by: Tasmanian Devil at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tasmanian Devil at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (Ynyl9)
Chicken of the Sea.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:09 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:06 PM (+KhTi)
I blame aliens.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:10 PM (yHsuS)
Answer: StarBux is racist and trying to shut out minorities.
#AlynskyBitches
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 08:10 PM (DHGsd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:10 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: Tasmanian Devil at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (Ynyl9)
Mahi Mahi ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper
https://tinyurl.com/3r5aac3a
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 29, 2022 08:08 PM (E3FAu)
Yeah, but it goes by Fred.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (yHsuS)
https://tinyurl.com/h6ydv54h
The Covid vax just may turn out to be the biggest scandal of all time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:09 PM (yHsuS)
Just be sure to order the tuna-free dolphin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (+KhTi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (IK4MJ)
Posted by: Tasmanian Devil at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 08:03 PM (CqUXU)"
don't get me wrong, I totally agree, but ... "law" ?
wtaf does that even mean anymore. the "law" these days is Eric Cartman (in drag) saying "What - ever; I do what I want !".
maybe some billionaire could litigate this; I sure as fuck can't.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 29, 2022 08:12 PM (+eXoW)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 29, 2022 08:12 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Little Frankie Weemsco at August 29, 2022 08:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:04 PM (yHsuS)
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The rulers don't understand anything about those they would rule.
There is a vast shadow economy and all they are doing is expanding it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 08:13 PM (llXky)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2022 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 08:13 PM (llXky)
And I am fine with that. Starve the beast.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:14 PM (yHsuS)
You misspelled "mass murder"
Posted by: Methos at August 29, 2022 08:14 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Javems at August 29, 2022 08:14 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2022 08:15 PM (KAi1n)
Mt Rainier has them quite often.
The winds that form those clouds are usually 60-100 mph.
Not for the faint of heart, or the wise, to try and climb through. That aircraft appears to be the right distance away.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 29, 2022 08:15 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 29, 2022 08:15 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (oTZbj)
Funny. I had never seen Ace on TV before.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:16 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: A Fur Trapper at August 29, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:14 PM (yHsuS)
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These idiots think that the Soviet Union actually controlled the economy and have no idea that the black market was the only way it could function.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 29, 2022 08:15 PM (Ynyl9)
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Remember all the FDA employees who quit a year ago? The ones left are the "loyal" ones.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 08:17 PM (llXky)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 08:17 PM (lz5hY)
You misspelled "mass murder"
Posted by: Methos
We're obviously not going to report that. Shush, we've got to pump the wine moms to get another booster.
Posted by: MSM Health Experts at August 29, 2022 08:18 PM (ftFVW)
"Get off my corner, bitch."
-Carl Bernstein
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 08:18 PM (geLO8)
Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 08:19 PM (nrarD)
Posted by: Dean Martin at August 29, 2022 08:19 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)
I am not familiar with that level of dysfunction, but it rings true. It's funny. All those nice control mechanisms, guns, ammo, liquor, etc. go right out the window when you destroy the one thing that enables it, which is the free, trusted medium of exchange.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:19 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (oTZbj)
Funny. I had never seen Ace on TV before.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:16 PM (yHsuS
You didn't know Ace humped Al Roker's leg on live TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 08:20 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 08:20 PM (IK4MJ)
Give the barista a check drawn on The Left Bank of The Mississippi River. They are probably dumb enough to fall for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They'll tell you to walk away Renee.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2022 08:20 PM (63Dwl)
>>Fuck these assholes.
This winter is going to be very ugly all over the western world.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 08:19 PM (nrarD)
And they don't even know they are being indoctrinated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 08:21 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 08:20 PM (mZ3xv)
Nope. I have a new level of
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:21 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 08:22 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
yeah, I put in a couple of extra cords of oak
just in case
better stock the freexer
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)
As I understand it, that's why they make you pay first before giving you what you ordered. There's no debt until then. If they gave you the coffee (or whatever) first and then asked for payment, they couldn't refuse cash.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2022 08:23 PM (nfrXX)
That is some high speed camera. They caught it mid-spin!
Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2022 08:23 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Al Roker at August 29, 2022 08:24 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 08:24 PM (lz5hY)
>>just in case
>>better stock the freexer
I use propane. I'm expecting my heating bill to double this winter.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)
The Covid vax just may turn out to be the biggest scandal of all time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 29, 2022 08:11 PM (sWM8x)
Remember when "poisoning people just to make a profit" was the biggest sin evar?
Now it is a minor consideration in marketing
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2022 08:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)
That's a pine martin.
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 08:26 PM (Tlfom)
||A top FBI agent at the Washington field office reportedly resigned from his post last week after facing intense scrutiny over allegations he helped shield Hunter Biden from criminal investigations into his laptop and business dealings.
Timothy Thibault, an FBI assistant special agent in charge, was allegedly forced out after he was accused of political bias in his handling of probes involving President Biden’s son, sources told the Washington Times on Monday.
The agent was escorted out of the field office by at least two “headquarters-looking types” last Friday, the sources said.
Thibault and the FBI didn’t immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment on Monday.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 08:26 PM (yikp0)
I'm betting it's a bunch and it throws the congressional poling off
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 08:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Dean Marten at August 29, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 08:26 PM (yikp0)
Oh, FBI's all fixed now.
/s
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:27 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Dean Marten at August 29, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN
That'll be nine bucks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 08:28 PM (mZ3xv)
sacrificed, more likely
left without a chair when the music stopped
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:28 PM (yHsuS)
Soon this saga will be over. Then on to new sagas, with a fiddle and dancing with the ranch hands.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2022 08:29 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)
I would think more than that
I use oil and it's up by 80%
I'm gonna close off a few rooms and turn the heat down a few
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 08:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)
When Heinlein visited Moscow he mentioned that he had done a count of the ships on the river, and came to the conclusion that the shipping was not sufficient to keep the population that the authorities claimed alive. He thought the authorities were lying about the population.
Apparently a lot of the food and goods were being brought in privately, pretty much smuggled.
That is the genesis of the joke, what is long green and smells like sausage - the answer was the Moscow commuter trains. Everybody went to country to get black market food.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2022 08:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:30 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Dean Marten at August 29, 2022 08:30 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 08:30 PM (us2H3)
I think we have come to a consensus that it is a tree weasel and not a Tasmanian devil. Those Tas devils are black and kind of fat, not brown and sleek.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 29, 2022 08:31 PM (E3FAu)
He is an egg in the omelet of the FBI.
Junior enough to not be in charge, but senior enough to stay shut up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 08:31 PM (lz5hY)
Sounds like an admission of guilt to me.
Thibault was also the guy who was in charge of fighting election fraud for the FBI. Really.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)
That's a pine martin.
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO
looks like it. Vicious little boogers
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 29, 2022 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)
18 bucks for a bag of cherries
nope, no cherries for me
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 08:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2022 08:33 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2022 08:33 PM (oTZbj)
Junior enough to not be in charge, but senior enough to stay shut up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
The Goldilocks of seditious coup-plotters.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:33 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 08:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 08:34 PM (qoD3I)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 08:34 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2022 08:35 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)
I have a bunch of lamps in storage that I need grab before winter comes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 08:35 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 29, 2022 08:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: DB at August 29, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 29, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw
My natural gas budgeted amount has tripled in 4 months.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 08:36 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 08:37 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 08:37 PM (qoD3I)
Posted by: Cicci Wales at August 29, 2022 08:37 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 08:40 PM (nrarD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 08:41 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2022 08:41 PM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:41 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:30 PM (5HBd1)
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You might like contra dancing. It's like square dancing, except your neighbor changes every cycle of the dance. I don't like dancing much, but the steps are pretty easy, for the most part, so if you can count, you can dance.
And if you can find a place that does live music, so much the better!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 29, 2022 08:42 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 08:42 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 08:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:43 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 08:44 PM (IK4MJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 08:45 PM (nrarD)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 08:45 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 08:46 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)
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This was one of the most stressful parts of buying the house for me (aside from the actual move). About a week before closing, our closing company gave us the amount we were going to need to bring, but said to hold off getting the money, because the total may come down. So we waited. Two days before closing, I called them up, but they still didn't have the amount finalized. I asked if I should just get it for the amount it is now, and if it's less, great.
No, they said, just wait. So we waited, and on the day before closing, almost didn't make the bank's cut off for the transfer, because they told us at the last minute. And then they called us the next day (closing) that the transfer hadn't arrived yet. An hour after that, "Oh, it's here now. Nevermind."
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 29, 2022 08:47 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Miklos thought all Sbux staff were volunteers for the George Floyd Foundation at August 29, 2022 08:47 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 08:48 PM (lz5hY)
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Yep, just bad luck. Sorry guys, won't happen again if we can get $41M for new training modules and three stress days off a year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 08:49 PM (8h4KU)
Dee Snyder: Donald Trump voters suck! You're a bunch of fascists!
Also Dee Snyder: I COMMAND you filthy peasants to shoot up some weird, probably ineffective drug cocktail to show solidarity mit dem Volk! Or I will punish you! Nothing turns me on like Big Business and Big Government in cahoots over junk science. Did I mention that I hate deplorable fascists?
Posted by: CppThis at August 29, 2022 08:49 PM (UewuT)
LAPD facing challenges as department is down 800 officers, city sees rise in homicides, robberies
https://tinyurl.com/4bvdnmjv
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 29, 2022 08:49 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)
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So about all those J6 semi-fascists who wrongly believe that the government had a hand in stealing the election...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 08:50 PM (8h4KU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 08:50 PM (nrarD)
Because I have the smell app on my phone. And y'all don't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 29, 2022 08:51 PM (AW6rC)
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No biggie. Just people casually using guns to rob folks every night.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 08:51 PM (8h4KU)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 08:51 PM (LsEU/)
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So about all those J6 semi-fascists who wrongly believe that the government had a hand in stealing the election...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 08:50 PM (8h4KU)
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Something, something rogue agent... something something local field office... something something honor and integrity...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 29, 2022 08:52 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
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I think everyone is taught that about whatever wildlife is around them growing up. I always heard it about baby birds. It's hogwash, of course, but it keeps parents from having to take care of baby birds. And seals, I suppose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 08:53 PM (8h4KU)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Does this smell funny to your app?
Posted by: Miklos found something in the back of the fridge at August 29, 2022 08:54 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2022 08:32 PM (us2H3)
Get the ones in the frozen section. I get all frozen berries now, as I put them in smoothies anyway.
Apples, Watermelon, Citrus I go with fresh.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 29, 2022 08:54 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Damn!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 08:51 PM (LsEU/)
Oooh, my bad knee...
(that and two left feet)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 29, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: md21 at August 29, 2022 08:56 PM (e+Pm1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 08:57 PM (8fJJG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 08:43 PM (5HBd1)
Kerosene burning uses oxygen and lets off carbon monoxide and combustible fumes. Probably not a good idea to use it in a closed room.
Posted by: HTL at August 29, 2022 08:58 PM (Xds2W)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Damn!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 08:51 PM (LsEU/)
Oooh, my bad knee...
(that and two left feet)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 29, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1,2,3 sidestep, wait, where was I damn you smell nice.
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 09:02 PM (5HBd1)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2022 09:02 PM (+Cgut)
Momo the Missouri Monster
Flatwoods Monster
Bray Road Beast
Mothman
And yes, I have been watching a lot of the Paranormal Channel. It seems more real these days than our "reality" of transgender two year-olds.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 29, 2022 09:03 PM (MFZ8i)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell
Good stuff Boswell but SMH is prettier than that.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 09:04 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 29, 2022 09:05 PM (Yz02n)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero
I actually took foxtrot lessons one winter. It was a blast.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 09:06 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2022 09:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2022 09:06 PM (nxdel
I get it. Same.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 09:07 PM (mZ3xv)
Here's how the federal courts have ruled on the legal tender thing. It must be taken as payment for any debt or obligation. But, before debt is incurred, the method of accepted payment can be restricted by the seller.
So, go into a restaurant and eat before paying, the restaurant must accept cash. However, the restaurant can say will will not accept cash and you must pay this way before you can order.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion at August 29, 2022 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tasmanian Devil at August 29, 2022 09:09 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2022 09:09 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 09:10 PM (lz5hY)
So if you don't want to be added, keep your mouth shut.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 29, 2022 09:11 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: fd at August 29, 2022 09:11 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 09:11 PM (5HBd1)
This is the real tragedy of Biden fondling and smelling children: their parents never accept them back.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2022 09:11 PM (KFhLj)
Momo the Missouri Monster
Flatwoods Monster
Bray Road Beast
Mothman
And yes, I have been watching a lot of the Paranormal Channel. It seems more real these days than our "reality" of transgender two year-olds.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 29, 2022 09:03 PM (MFZ8i)
Congaree Swamp LizardWoman.
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: redridinghood
Shouldn't he do that from Detroit, give it a Motown vibe?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2022 09:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: fd at August 29, 2022 09:14 PM (sn5EN)
https://tinyurl.com/n6ru7w6u
Nope!
They will close down your life next!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 29, 2022 09:17 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)
-Mitch bai-Din and the Deetroit Wails
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2022 09:18 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 29, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 09:18 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: redridinghood
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It's like dude in a military woman's dress or the "There are four lights" Star Trek reference people make here. They have to make you say it, and they want you to know how dangerous it is not to agree.
It's undeniable that the election was stolen. Georgia alone proves it with the actual ballot count being 17K or so different than what they pretended they had to give Biden the win. Not wrong. Not hanging chads. Don't physically exist. Trump won the heck out of Georgia.
That's why they have to do it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 09:20 PM (8fJJG)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2022 09:14 PM (ftFVW)
*******
He'll look like the great orator next to Fetterman.
Probably wants to double down on the dangers of the Ultra MAGA Republicans.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2022 09:21 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 29, 2022 09:21 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 29, 2022 09:21 PM (g1EEm)
I really hesitate to speculate, but it might tantric in nature. So, well I ended up speculating anyway. Eh. Whatever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2022 09:23 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: quantum mechanic"
They take longer than Durham to come?
Posted by: fd at August 29, 2022 09:24 PM (sn5EN)
I also recently learned that the sloth's internal organs are in different places than other mammals because of how gravity plays such a different role in its upside-down life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 09:25 PM (8fJJG)
Posted by: quantum mechanic"
They take longer than Durham to come?
Posted by: fd at August 29, 2022 09:24 PM (sn5EN)
#2weeks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 09:25 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Sloth at August 29, 2022 09:26 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 29, 2022 09:21 PM (g1EEm)
Slow. And easy. Like Barry white.
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2022 09:26 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 29, 2022 09:26 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: quantum mechanic
That's what we meant in the song "Slow Hand."
Posted by: Pointer Sisters at August 29, 2022 09:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 29, 2022 09:27 PM (BRHaw)
That's really my brother John. He gets that way after drinking. Don't pay him no mind.
Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2022 09:27 PM (cPGH3)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2022 09:02 PM (+Cgut)
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It's uncanny!
*blushes*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 09:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
" Joe Biden’s fake victory was declared by a margin of 11,778 votes in Georgia... They found that the vote totals in Fulton County that resulted on November 8, 2020, do not match the vote totals found in the recount that happened on December 3, 2020.
When the totals didn’t match, the recount was off by around 17,000 votes. Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger told the county to reconcile the data, and they then found the missing 17,000 votes a few hours later. However, what Moncla and Rossi have uncovered is that there is no paper trail, and no ballot images exist for those 17,000 votes. "
https://tinyurl.com/2jqrqau4
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 09:27 PM (8fJJG)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 29, 2022 09:27 PM (9BD3M)
17% excess deaths in Oz.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 29, 2022 09:28 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2022 09:28 PM (V75ku)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 09:28 PM (IK4MJ)
'Is your husband working on a case?'
'Yes, a case of scotch.'
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 09:29 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 29, 2022 09:30 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Tater at August 29, 2022 09:30 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 09:31 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2022 09:31 PM (lz5hY)
>These people do nothing but gin up outrage and misery for ratings. It's tiresome.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2022 09:32 PM (V75ku)
Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2022 09:32 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 29, 2022 09:33 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: CppThis at August 29, 2022 09:33 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 09:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 29, 2022 09:34 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 29, 2022 09:21 PM (g1EEm)
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Two-toed or three-toed?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2022 09:35 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Little Frankie Weemsco at August 29, 2022 09:35 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at August 29, 2022 09:36 PM (aoFfE)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2022 09:37 PM (IK4MJ)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell
I see nothing Regrettable
Posted by: Miklos Piaf at August 29, 2022 09:37 PM (LyVHa)
oh yeah, and it helps to have something that is worth bartering.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at August 29, 2022 09:39 PM (aoFfE)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Well, I had to learn from somebody.
Posted by: Arthur Murray at August 29, 2022 09:39 PM (LyVHa)
or Old Man Crenshaw.
kind of a tossup.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Crenshaw is creepier.
Maybe it's the eyepatch.
Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle at August 29, 2022 09:41 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 09:41 PM (qpX6U)
>>Fuck these assholes.
This winter is going to be very ugly all over the western world.
Posted by: JackStraw at August
Yep. And According to the Farmers Almanac it’s due to 100+ year cycles of sunspots and ocean current changes etc. which seems quite unrelated to whether I ate steak last night or not!
Posted by: LASue at August 29, 2022 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
One thing I've noticed lately, a special job skill I possess that is lacking in the general population is "Willing to work".
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 29, 2022 09:42 PM (bSso7)
Ultra maga and semi-fascist. Does anyone believe this decrepit clown came up with these terms on his own? Who is feeding him these lines?
Posted by: md21
Melakon
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2022 09:45 PM (63Dwl)
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The long con has been going since the 90s or so, and China's payyoff is right around the corner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at August 29, 2022 09:46 PM (R92o9)
Posted by: Miklos Piaf at August 29, 2022 09:37 PM (LyVHa)
Well, we are all 29, so there's that...
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2022 09:46 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Bitter Clnger
Explain that a bonus is paying for young kids to go to four year drug and sex college parties.
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at August 29, 2022 09:47 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 29, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 09:48 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 29, 2022 09:48 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)
......
Yeah, I'm in a field that requires no credentials.
That should mean that there is a glut of people that will do it.
But shockingly, they just can't find people to actually show up. I questioned my boss last Friday why he had scheduled three bartenders when only two were needed.
He said "I wasn't sure everyone would show up." Crazy.
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 29, 2022 09:53 PM (bSso7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 09:54 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Miklos the Minimum Wage Aesthete at August 29, 2022 09:55 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 09:54 PM (5HBd1)
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I rate this fact: FALSE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2022 09:55 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 09:56 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2022 09:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bitter Clnger
This is why we hire Mexicans.
And they just know, somehow.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar at August 29, 2022 09:56 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 09:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 09:57 PM (Tlfom)
At least he didn't make you into a Straw Man!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 09:58 PM (Tlfom)
Joe got along with most the employees he encountered.
Every time Joe was at work, he worked.
Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2022 10:00 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Bete's phone at August 29, 2022 09:48 PM (Tlfom)
I've been on both sides of this one. The reality is that many corpo jobs aren't actually expected to be filled. Yeah, sure, they interview relentlessly, but the interviewee is never the perfect purple squirrel that has EXACTLY the ideal skill set and experience. Even a 98% match who's ready to do the work right now gets "ehhh, he's okay but surely there's better candidates out there" in the groupthink session following the interview.
Also keep in mind that a rigorous interview cadence of candidates that didn't quite make it means that HR robots get ammunition to justify their own continued existence.
Posted by: CppThis at August 29, 2022 10:01 PM (UewuT)
Even more funny. I was re-hired at the same company as before. Good people. Never blamed them before, would not blame them this time. But. I am getting the same sinking feeling, like I'll be working at the Garden Center at Walmart or some place like that in the not too distant future.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 10:03 PM (x8Wzq)
He made me look like Fat Ottoman Man with a hat and a joint.
I will plot my revenge.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2022 10:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)
A miscalculation on my part - I see that now. I did say they were regrettable...did I not?
I will recalibrate my...um, presentation....
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2022 10:07 PM (+Cgut)
PJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uBVvxSojk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 09:57 PM (RU4sa)
Gawsh. I feel her pain, as I sit here in my double wide mobile home in a mobile home park with a weak window mount air conditioner, and two ten year old cars.
Must suck for you. Prayers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 10:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2022 10:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Maybe it's the eyepatch.
Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle at August 29, 2022 09:41 PM (LyVHa)
Or is magnificent breasts (gotta read that with Crow's voice, otherwise it would be wrong)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 29, 2022 10:14 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: responsiblejerk at August 29, 2022 10:21 PM (yMOpQ)
Posted by: Burrrton at August 29, 2022 10:33 PM (wbQhW)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Any passing resemblance to Gregory Peck is...by pure accident, of course! Trust me...
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2022 10:39 PM (+Cgut)
Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.worksful.com
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