Glass Houses Cafe

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Mong Kok Nights,
by @fishmonkeycow_

Catnip trap house.

Instagram starn't.

One's got a big brother. The other has lunch.

Human-powered flight.

Even apex predators can look pretty stupid on slippery ice.

Call this cat Mittens Dynamite!

Cat burglar.

Avengers: Aquacize!

Dog wants to play. Cats want to sit in judgment.

Cat has the perfect defensive position: the spinning desk chair.

Visiting hours.

Inman (on Rumble): Compilation of awful things involving bicycles and motorcycles. Some are funny, some are horrible. Some are funny and horrible. (Fixed!)

Compilation of some classic liberals gone wild and getting wilded on clips.

Baby rhino, he means.

Pandas disprove Survival of the Fittest.


Posted by: Ace at 08:07 PM




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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2022 07:07 PM (k8B25)

2 So, this cafe… does it serve just caffeinated beverages, or might one order an alcoholic beverage?

Ah, I see the menu now… I'll have a cup of coffee… with a shot.

Posted by: mindful webworker - or something at August 25, 2022 07:08 PM (0hw5u)

3 yo

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 25, 2022 07:08 PM (BRHaw)

4 Dutifully called
Neat picture. Onto a few videos

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2022 07:09 PM (k8B25)

5 Top pic reminds me of Blade Runner, which was a depressing look at the future at the time but I now see it as hopelessly optimistic.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:09 PM (Tlfom)

6 Watching Tucker right now, it feels like watching Andy Kaufman, you don't know exactly where he's going, but you can't look away and are hoping for the best.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2022 07:10 PM (9mVyc)

7 Mong Kok Nights

Um...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2022 07:10 PM (dNqv+)

8 I see the bats. They are on he table.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2022 07:11 PM (sn5EN)

9 I think that panda bear is just trying to create Calvin and Hobbes style killer monster snow goons...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2022 07:11 PM (K5n5d)

10 no fish, snake

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2022 07:11 PM (us2H3)

11 Bete

Yup. Fully-functional androids for all the losers back in masks and isolation is my preference.

Darwin nods.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

12 The spinning desk chair proves that cats are smarter than dogs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:12 PM (mZ3xv)

13 DOJ is going after Veritas.

They're going to imprison Okeefe.

Posted by: There's no coming back at August 25, 2022 07:14 PM (9FBGz)

14
re: Tucker

I'm not watching, but you all do know that the House Democrats just released a fake "report" from their ongoing fake "investigation" on Trump's "handling" of the fake pandemic and claimed Trump forced the FDA to rush the vax to help his reelection campaign?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 25, 2022 07:14 PM (VZHRa)

15 If the Democrats can pull off the vaccine reversal, there is no hope for this country.

We're done.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2022 07:14 PM (OaZlZ)

16 Quite amazing of nature how a new born dolphin can 1 swim and 2 know it needs to go to surface.
Would a newborn dog get born and immediately run to water dish to get water?

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2022 07:14 PM (k8B25)

17 Trump is clearly goofing on the left which prevented any discussion of the problems with the vaccines until they now have decided that they are Trump's vaccines.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2022 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

18 How can animals as adorably clumps as pandas survive in the wild?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 25, 2022 07:15 PM (eGTCV)

19 Picture does look like Blade Runner

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2022 07:15 PM (k8B25)

20 "Instagram Starn't" is fake AF.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 25, 2022 07:15 PM (5YmYl)

21 Tucker not Trump

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2022 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

22 Washington state has announced the ban of ICE new cars in the state starting in 2035. Used ones will still be allowed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 25, 2022 07:16 PM (1LnYu)

23 Some of y’all need to get your sarcasm meters recalibrated.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 25, 2022 07:17 PM (u73oe)

24 The Gossamer Albatross crossed the English Channel when I was a freshman in college.

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2022 07:17 PM (zB5jo)

25 I think the Panda is drunk

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2022 07:17 PM (k8B25)

26 Ah, you braderunner!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

27 14. The FDA obeyed Trump just like all the other agencies that jumped at his command.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 25, 2022 07:17 PM (SMDZT)

28 Tucker mentioned Zuck.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:17 PM (g1EEm)

29 Top pic reminds me of Blade Runner, which was a depressing look at the future at the time but I now see it as hopelessly optimistic.
Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:09 PM (Tlfom)



At least they had flying cars.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

30 How can animals as adorably clumps as pandas survive in the wild?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 25, 2022 07:15 PM (eGTCV)
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They probably don't very well without outside help. They would be extinct if they weren't so ridiculously cute and cuddly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2022 07:18 PM (K5n5d)

31
The FDA obeyed Trump just like all the other agencies that jumped at his command.
Posted by: Jen the original


heh, exactly

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 25, 2022 07:19 PM (VZHRa)

32 And Inslee will still have his emergency powers in 2035. I don't expect him to allow anyone else to run for governor

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 07:19 PM (5HBd1)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2022 07:19 PM (T4tVD)

34 Ahhhhh. A drop in blood pressure.
Thanks chuey!

Posted by: Bosk at August 25, 2022 07:19 PM (v4L7Y)

35 History only starts yesterday for the Leftists.

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2022 07:19 PM (zB5jo)

36 When Assiniboine Zoo in Winnipeg had a panda exhibit someone came out with a black and white ice cream.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 25, 2022 07:20 PM (eGTCV)

37 I had the TV on for background, picking up only snippets of a discussion. The CA ICE car ban was the subject, and one of the panel brought up range of EVs. Guy lives on the Gulf Coast, and during a hurricane evacuation, traffic can be a little, like in stalled for 4 hours, backed up. So just sit there and die. Along with your EV's battery.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:21 PM (lz5hY)

38 "How can animals as adorably clumps as pandas survive in the wild?"

They taste like chicken...
shit.

Posted by: Potential Panda Predator at August 25, 2022 07:21 PM (sn5EN)

39 The newborn dolphin video...hope no sharks are around with the amount of blood that produced.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 25, 2022 07:21 PM (X4Ded)

40 I remember Joe saying nobody was vaccinated until he came in to office...

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2022 07:21 PM (OaZlZ)

41 Tucker on Zuck now

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:22 PM (g1EEm)

42 I remember Joe saying Trump completely screwed up the Covid response and he would fix everything.

Of course all the folks cowering in their closets were so thankful the adults were back in charge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:22 PM (mZ3xv)

43 The newborn dolphin video...hope no sharks are around with the amount of blood that produced.

Saw a video, I think from Kenai, AK.
Moose cow giving birth to twins, with a bear watching.
It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: Bosk at August 25, 2022 07:23 PM (v4L7Y)

44 The vax ain't no one's fault except the Leftists who are mandating it and the grifting murderers who created it under their justification that the ends justify the means.

Trump's only issue is he continues to embrace it as a great success. To his credit he always says it should not be mandated.

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2022 07:24 PM (zB5jo)

45 >>>19 Picture does look like Blade Runner


i mention this in tomorrow's cafe, but a lot of these are NFT pictures, and they are made to appeal to the crypto market, which itself, as you can imagine, likes the Blade Runner aesthetic.

I don't know if his MonkeyCatFish one is an NFT. Tomorrow night's is an NFT picture

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:25 PM (B3oWe)

46 15 If the Democrats can pull off the vaccine reversal, there is no hope for this country.

We're done.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2022 07:14 PM (OaZlZ)

Eh, they pulled it off with slavery, the Vietnam War and "all men are rapists." Why not the Clot Shot as well?

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:25 PM (Tlfom)

47 So just sit there and die. Along with your EV's battery.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:21 PM (lz5hY)


Yeah. Well. For Covid too.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 07:25 PM (xhaym)

48 The moment the government exempted...wait

The moment the pharma execs asked for exemption from lawsuits was the exact moment you knew this was a cluster fuck of epic proportions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (mZ3xv)

49 39 The newborn dolphin video...hope no sharks are around with the amount of blood that produced.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 25, 2022 07:21 PM (X4Ded)


I thought that too. I wonder if the pod stays with the mom to protect her and the new baby?

Posted by: Moki at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (JrN/x)

50 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (B3oWe)

51 That first Inman is the same as the one yesterday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

52 Goodnight horde
Have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (k8B25)

53 50 Chuy!

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (g1EEm)

54 50 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (B3oWe


Did you remember to spell check? No?

Back to work!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (mZ3xv)

55 >>what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?

Jonah Goldberg?

That guy brings it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

56 If the Democrats can pull off the vaccine reversal, there is no hope for this country.

They did it with the Iraq War, then got most of the people here to go along with them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (Ivdso)

57 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy

Don't tell me; I KNOW this one !

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (T4tVD)

58 Jonah Goldberg?

That guy brings it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

My hero.

Sandwich. He ate it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (mZ3xv)

59 the largest school district in Colorado is closing 16 elementary schools next year

not enough kids to keep them open

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (geLO8)

60 Eh, they pulled it off with slavery, the Vietnam War and "all men are rapists." Why not the Clot Shot as well?

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:25 PM (Tlfom)
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Oh, I'm not saying they can't. But how to gage what that succeed would imply.

It would be in the Lord's hands from here.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (OaZlZ)

61 50 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (B3oWe)

The last few times you've announced that something big happened and blew up your schedule.

So tomorrow's big news is your fault.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (Tlfom)

62 well, 2035 is 13 years away and we only got 12

I don't see the logic

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (us2H3)

63 59 the largest school district in Colorado is closing 16 elementary schools next year

not enough kids to keep them open
Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (geLO

We should outlaw home schooling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (mZ3xv)

64 "what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy

Are they all centered on something?

Posted by: Potential Panda Predator at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (sn5EN)

65 51 That first Inman is the same as the one yesterday.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) a

okay thanks... should be fixed now.

Sometimes my copy-paste skills are very subpar.

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (B3oWe)

66 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (B3oWe)
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Ooh, I know! Allahpundit, right?

Wait, do we know for sure that he has two thumbs?

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (aeePL)

67 I remember a young couple, camping in the wilderness....with the bears. The grizzly bears. The couple had a recording device running when the bears got hungry. No video, but the audio was pretty horrifying.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (CCf67)

68 Chuy!
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (g1EEm)
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Muy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2022 07:30 PM (OaZlZ)

69 >>>The last few times you've announced that something big happened and blew up your schedule.


doesn't matter, it will still be a chill friday

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:30 PM (B3oWe)

70 One does wonder what Director Wray will have to say about Zuck's comments.

Can't do sources and methods so maybe it'll be I first heard of this the same as you on Jesse Watters' show or just some rogue agents out of Cinci.

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2022 07:30 PM (3byMq)

71 Sometimes my copy-paste skills are very subpar.

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:29 PM (B3oWe)


Subtle, not subpar. I assume it was a test to see if we read the content.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

72 * Ah hell, I meant to paste this, -then- comment.

Saw a video, I think from Kenai, AK.
Moose cow giving birth to twins, with a bear watching.
It wasn't pretty.
Posted by: Bosk at August 25, 2022 07:23 PM (v4L7Y)

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 25, 2022 07:30 PM (CCf67)

73 I love the photos of street scenes from Asian cities. There always seems to be a mild drizzle in process, and there are cozy, well-lit food stands, like litle islands of refreshment in the darkness. Btw, I believe the French tennis player, Richard Gasquet, was once heard to utter the words "Mong kok!" when he caught one in the groin during a match.

Are those snow leopards in the video? What beautiful creatures.

Posted by: Paco at August 25, 2022 07:31 PM (njExo)

74 Chuy has a date tomorrow.

That's why he gets all his work done early.

Takes a while to polish his boots and get the low rider waxed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:31 PM (mZ3xv)

75 50 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy

Sounds like math

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 25, 2022 07:31 PM (gbzeC)

76 Pandas taste like raccoon, that's why they don't use real pandas. And raccoons will eat sugar cane but not bamboo, so you never see Golden Raccoon joints..

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 07:31 PM (0OP+5)

77 That's five posts per thumb!

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2022 07:32 PM (OaZlZ)

78 doesn't matter, it will still be a chill friday
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:30 PM (B3oWe)

...good luck Taiwan.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:32 PM (Tlfom)

79 >>> That's five posts per thumb!
Posted by: Axeman

Tater?

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (B3oWe)

80 Got big plans for the weekend, Chuy?

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (aeePL)

81 55 >>what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?

Jonah Goldberg?

That guy brings it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (dNqv+)

82 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:26 PM (B3oWe)


Used to talk about "Old Brady" the crusty old guy that used to cut oak fenceposts back in the 1920's for the farmers and ranchers locally, He would use an axe and a power-driven circular saw that used a one cylinder gas engine (the sort that has a big fly wheel and goes Pfaff! Pfaff! because it fires when the wheel slows down) and not to put too fine a point on it, there was no guard, he made lots of posts in a day, and the accident he had starting out meant it was good he was proficient at mental calculation because he only had one thumb and 7 fingers and would otherwise be confined to computations in base 8

This has been a pointless discussion of questionable accuracy by me, for your entertainment.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (xhaym)

83 Saw a car yesterday with all kinds of writing on the windows and panels. Mostly f..k SCOTUS, abortion rights forever, America was never great, never been proud to be an American. Also had a bumper sticker that said she was proud of her Air Force Daughter. I gave her a one fingered salute at the stoplight. Nasty, pasty looking little gnome, real Liz Cheney look going.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (lz5hY)

84 Do we know if Mollie got all her work done early too?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (mZ3xv)

85 There's 36,000 FBI employees, give or take. Let's say 20,000 could put up a fight.

Entirely unrelated: there's 400 million guns in private ownership in the US, spread across about 100 million people, of which at least 50 million could likely put up a fight.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (g1EEm)

86 >>>
...good luck Taiwan.

taiwan gets two posts, i'm not killing myself on a friday for taiwan.

if the deep state didn't want china to have taiwan, it shouldn't have rigged the election

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (B3oWe)

87 "Some are teeth." How I needed to laugh.

Thanks.



Posted by: Lola at August 25, 2022 07:34 PM (NIYa7)

88 I was just sent an email from my employer, UnitedHealthCare. They took over my small, physician owned group about six months before Covid hit. They kept us afloat and I never missed a paycheck and I got bonuses for working in acute respiratory care.

Now. They are showing their true colors.
First was the vaccine mandate.
Now? We have to prove we've had every vaccine known to mankind or get it again. I had to answer a survey about my own personal health. Height, weight, previous medical issues, if I've ever been on an anti depression medication.... if I have a firearm.

So. I'm 24 inches tall, I weigh 2000 pounds and I identify as a tortoise.

I'm beyond appalled. Wtf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:35 PM (U2p+3)

89 Entirely unrelated: there's 400 million guns in private ownership in the US, spread across about 100 million people, of which at least 50 million could likely put up a fight.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (g1EEm)


That only 4 per person average.

Some of y'all need to step it up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

90 59 the largest school district in Colorado is closing 16 elementary schools next year

not enough kids to keep them open
Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (geLO
Don't worry, there will be plenty of illegals, anchor babies, and suchlike to take advantage of American 'opportunities'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (0OP+5)

91 I swear a third of the body weight of a snow leopard is tail

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (Ivdso)

92 >>>80 Got big plans for the weekend, Chuy?


NOPE!

Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (B3oWe)

93 Shit, took me 5 days to write 2 posts.

I had to do math though.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

94 Sometimes my copy-paste skills are very subpar.

Posted by: Chuy


Rewatching old clips. It's part of the charm of the cafe.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:37 PM (g1EEm)

95 Damn! Sarah got a $4 raise!

You go girl!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

96 she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.

Now that's some authentic frontier jibberish right that, fer sure!

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2022 07:37 PM (cPGH3)

97
So. I'm 24 inches tall, I weigh 2000 pounds and I identify as a tortoise.

I'm beyond appalled. Wtf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:35 PM (U2p+3

Identify as a man, then tell them that by asking about your former female self, they are triggering you and causing emotional damage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:37 PM (mZ3xv)

98 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?

You are so cruel.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 25, 2022 07:37 PM (Xrfse)

99 NOPE!
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (B3oWe)
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Good for you. Well, listen, if you find you have time on your hands and want to make a little extra money, Sarah's hiring.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (aeePL)

100 I might be calling Sarah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (U2p+3)

101 5 Top pic reminds me of Blade Runner, which was a depressing look at the future at the time but I now see it as hopelessly optimistic.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:09 PM (Tlfom)

I always thought I'd like to live in Blade Runner's L.A. Anarchy is always been appealing to me. You know what the rules are cause you make them.

Posted by: Javems at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)

102 93 >>>80 Got big plans for the weekend, Chuy?


NOPE!
Posted by: Chuy at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (B3oWe

You could search for houses in Not NY.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (mZ3xv)

103 ...if I have a firearm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:35 PM (U2p+3)

No.

...oh, you meant own one, not "Have a firearm in my hand." Should have been clearer in the question, because the answer to "Do I own one?" Is "Fuck off."

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (Tlfom)

104 Shit, took me 5 days to write 2 posts.

I had to do math though.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)
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How many thumbs you got?

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (aeePL)

105 You know what the rules are cause you make them.

Posted by: Javems

And, if you are a demoncrat, that's different from now, how?

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (cPGH3)

106 walk now walk now walk now walk now

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

107 There's nothing quite like the deflation experienced after spending 15-20 minutes composing a heart-felt comment, having it rejected by Pixy Minx for being too long, subsequently editing it down a number of times, finally getting it to post ... and then seeing that it, along with some other recent comments you made, have been willowed for 10-20 minutes.

And it's not like it's the first or 50th time it's happened or anything ... God, I love this place!

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (QbCrG)

108 "Washington state has announced the ban of ICE new cars in the state starting in 2035. Used ones will still be allowed."

It'll be like Havana. Filled with Chevy's from the 50s.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (i0slg)

109 I might be calling Sarah.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (U2p+3)
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Tell her to smile.

Posted by: Daryl Hall at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (OaZlZ)

110 if I have a firearm.
Posted by: nurse ratched


wtf

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (g1EEm)

111 Last week I asked for prayers from the Horde for my sister's surgery to remove her ascending colon. It was today and went well, thank God. Now we are praying that the lab results show that they got all the cancer.
Thanks to all for your prayers.

Posted by: Cosda at August 25, 2022 07:40 PM (I09q4)

112 When little beagle learns that he can jump on to the platform it will be fat cat scramble.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 07:40 PM (cXfmo)

113 Cosda, that's great news!

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:40 PM (aeePL)

114 Honestly, just lie. Don't play their game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:41 PM (mZ3xv)

115 101 I might be calling Sarah.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (U2p+3)

...that might actually be a search I make, just so someone will tell me I got the job.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:41 PM (Tlfom)

116 94 Shit, took me 5 days to write 2 posts.

I had to do math though.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

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OCR is your friend! I'm sure Ace has provided you with all the equipment you need for this high-paying gig ...

/Thanks Dave, enjoy your posts.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:41 PM (QbCrG)

117 Just fucking let's have a MAJOR GLOBAL FUCKING DISASTER.

not any of this local shit. How about a meteor. Or the earth's core starts to melt the outer crust and there's multiple HIGE volcanic eruptions on every fucking continent. Then, grasshoppers. And pestilence. And drought. And THE FUCKING FROGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:41 PM (U2p+3)

118 That only 4 per person average.

Some of y'all need to step it up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Sokay, some have enough to loan to others in need.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:42 PM (CXr4y)

119 Cats perception of time and space is entirely different than other land based critters.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 07:42 PM (cXfmo)

120 Remind me to start a business in 2035 buying new Mercedes in Idaho and reselling them for a serious markup in Washington.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

121 Entirely unrelated: there's 400 million guns in private ownership in the US,
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I hope the other 3,999,988 are cleaned more often than mine.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (lGrs1)

122 119 Cats perception of time and space is entirely different than other land based critters.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your

No cats get it, they just demand space and time conform to their whims.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (Tlfom)

123 I have a serious problem. I'm out of Wild Turkey. I know, bonehead play on my part, but today is Thursday in ETEX. Tomorrow I can hit the healthfood store, Atwood Farm and Ranch, farmers market, and booze emporium. Equilibrium restored, planets realigned.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (0OP+5)

124 nurse ratched

I can hear the music swelling for you "I Will Survive'"

I never worry about you, Ben Had, or Anna Puma.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

125
what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy


Kermit's finger?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (VZHRa)

126 Just fucking let's have a MAJOR GLOBAL FUCKING DISASTER.

not any of this local shit. How about a meteor. Or the earth's core starts to melt the outer crust and there's multiple HIGE volcanic eruptions on every fucking continent. Then, grasshoppers. And pestilence. And drought. And THE FUCKING FROGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:41 PM (U2p+3)

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Come on, God ... Make Smiting Great Again!

Sodom and Gomorrah were pikers compared to the urban shitholes that now rape & poison every orifice of Western "culture" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:45 PM (QbCrG)

127 I think I messed that up...or, I have A LOT of guns.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2022 07:45 PM (lGrs1)

128 101. I always thought I'd like to live in Blade Runner's L.A. Anarchy is always been appealing to me. You know what the rules are cause you make them.

Plus, some of the guys were wearing fedoras in the movie (I knew they'd come back!)

The photo reminds me of Big Trouble in Little China.

Posted by: Paco at August 25, 2022 07:45 PM (njExo)

129 117 You left out cannibalism after the ensuing famine. Carry hot sauce in your purse.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:45 PM (lz5hY)

130 Cosda, that is very good news! Prayers for clear margins and quick healing from the surgery!!!

Posted by: Moki at August 25, 2022 07:46 PM (JrN/x)

131 Y’all keep me sane and I thank you for doing so. Much love,

Posted by: Linda Sina at August 25, 2022 07:46 PM (9Zpc3)

132 I hope the other 3,999,988 are cleaned more often than mine.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2022 07:44 PM (lGrs1)

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LOL. In many ways, this too is the story of the lazy-ass ShainS ...

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:46 PM (QbCrG)

133 117 Just fucking let's have a MAJOR GLOBAL FUCKING DISASTER.

not any of this local shit. How about a meteor. Or the earth's core starts to melt the outer crust and there's multiple HIGE volcanic eruptions on every fucking continent. Then, grasshoppers. And pestilence. And drought. And THE FUCKING FROGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched
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Well if the sun burped, in about 8 minutes or so, we would feel the effects. A giant asteroid would be a bit quicker with double points if it hit the moon and caused the moon's orbit to decay into intersection with Earf. Or, some argue, if the whole universe is a simulation, whoever is running it could shut it down because they were late to take out their metaphysical garbage. The large Hadron Collider could also be creating black holes that are drawn to the center of the Erf and sucking matter down in a exponentially increasing rate.

I've read lots of disaster stories and they always end up the same. Curious that.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:46 PM (CXr4y)

134 Moki! How are you doing, missy?

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:46 PM (aeePL)

135 ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty

Can we have healthful pillars of low salt bison, rather than unhealthy salt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

136 Come on, God ... Make Smiting Great Again!

Sodom and Gomorrah were pikers compared to the urban shitholes that now rape & poison every orifice of Western "culture" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:45 PM (QbCrG)

Just remember, it rains on the just and unjust alike. Or as William Munny put it, "We all have it coming kid."

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:47 PM (Tlfom)

137 We be herd that's the Vacinne thats Trump developed and is be dangerous to persins of coler and others. Trump lied about this amd must be arrested now !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 25, 2022 07:47 PM (/Qz4j)

138 83 Saw a car yesterday with all kinds of writing on the windows and panels. Mostly f..k SCOTUS, abortion rights forever, America was never great, never been proud to be an American. Also had a bumper sticker that said she was proud of her Air Force Daughter. I gave her a one fingered salute at the stoplight. Nasty, pasty looking little gnome, real Liz Cheney look going.

Posted by: bill in arkansas
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Daughter in AF probably thinks mom is a nutjob or mebbe the daughter was Reality Winner.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:48 PM (CXr4y)

139 what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?

Posted by: Chuy

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I've had one vacation in 10 years, but as far as I can tell -- that's more than Chuy.

Take some time off, Ace! Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs ...

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:48 PM (QbCrG)

140 a pair of queens beat a pair of Chuys

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2022 07:48 PM (us2H3)

141 Too soon to do the Zuck information on Hillary take?

Maybe Zuck has alzheimers and had a truth moment or Rogan put a spell on him or the weed.

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2022 07:48 PM (3byMq)

142 >>>Pandas disprove Survival of the Fittest.

It might take a while, but I think that panda is going to win his fight with the snowman.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (hVqGz)

143 123 Atwoods should carry booze. They should have exemption from silly blue laws. One stop shopping. Pick up booze, guns and/or ammo, and baby chicks to start the poultry operation.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)

144 Nurse - I know this isn't the advice you want, but I had to make this decision back in December. The mandate was announced and I talked it over with my wife. We decided I would quit rather than take it.

Told my boss that I would be applying for an exemption, but that if I didn't get it I would quit. He tried to get me to "think clearly about this", but this was a stand I was going to take, even if it meant throwing my career away.

Fortunately, I was granted an exemption, and when the court threw out the mandate, my company just pretended like nothing happened.

But sometimes you have to decide what is more important to you. I know you love the PNW, but you are by no means unemployable.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (5p7BC)

145 whig

black holes that are drawn to the center of the Erf

David Brin's Earth, with a happy ending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

146 And THE FUCKING FROGS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:41 PM (U2p+3)
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Mais oui, pas encore!

Posted by: The Frogs at August 25, 2022 07:50 PM (aaGzp)

147 Dolphin doesn't want to have her baby with all those humanoids gawking at her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 07:50 PM (cXfmo)

148 August 1982...
You went to the cinema to see...

Joan Collins in Homework. "Every young man needs a teacher."

The Incubus. "He is the destroyer."

The Beastmaster.

Ace's favorite movie, The Pirate Movie, starring Kristy McNichol and the other boy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 25, 2022 07:51 PM (VZHRa)

149 Wonder if MTC gets swatted again tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:51 PM (mZ3xv)

150 Today was a good day, hogmartin and I had a playdate and hit all the gubs-r-us stores and then we raided the pie shop.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (0OP+5)

151 so what would death be like in an extinction-level cosmic ray event?


science geeks... ?

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (geLO8)

152 The Frogs

French cooks will save us from the fnn frogs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

153 I know you love the PNW, but you are by no means unemployable.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (5p7BC)

A 24" tall gunslinger?

I wonder how many non-violent opportunities there are for her...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (kGduw)

154 Nurse, I'm sorry your employer is asking you all that. It's not right. And just as a thought exercise, how you supposed to prove you had all your childhood shots? Not to put too fine a point on it, but those of us who are 29 probably can't get our hands on our pediatric records since our pediatricians are long gone.

I don't think revaccinating for every illness is a sound medical practice.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (aeePL)

155 134 Moki! How are you doing, missy?
Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:46 PM (aeePL)

Got cocky and did too much and now I'm paying the price. Mr. Moki is just shaking his head at me. Deservedly. Otherwise, just fine!

How are you and yours???

Posted by: Moki at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (JrN/x)

156 Just remember, it rains on the just and unjust alike. Or as William Munny put it, "We all have it coming kid."
Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:47 PM (Tlfom)


"For He makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust."

however the unjust has probably walked away with your umbrella

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (xhaym)

157 145 whig

black holes that are drawn to the center of the Erf
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

That's what I said, but everyone laughed at me.

Whose laughing now Tater?

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 25, 2022 07:53 PM (Tlfom)

158 breaking news

EBAY is changing their name to Efence

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2022 07:53 PM (us2H3)

159 127 I think I messed that up...or, I have A LOT of guns.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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You might be interested in that over cleaning probably is more harmful than dirty guns now unless you are using old timey corrosive primers or playing in the dirt,sand, and water with them.

Corrosive primers and getting rid of the residue was the reason for cleaning immediately after shooting which was a continuity with black powder days. In the 20's and 30's, there was also a time with weird smokeless/blackpowder mixes in 22LR plus corrosive primers which could rot your barrel quickly.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:53 PM (CXr4y)

160 Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 25, 2022 07:51 PM (VZHRa)

August 1982? I was somewhere in the Med, on a US Navy Ship.... so we got.... nothin.

Posted by: German with a fireplace... thinking of winter at August 25, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

161
Friday the 13th Part III, yes THREE, is 40 years old.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 25, 2022 07:53 PM (VZHRa)

162 two thumbs and ten posts? The guy building a fence?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (GItHL)

163 152 Arkansas fine dining is any gas station with a deep fryer, which covers about 90% of them. One of the local stations has frog leg Thursdays.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (lz5hY)

164 I do hope that these 100% requirements for EVs in CA and WA actually happen. I want those states to learn the hard way about materials science.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

165 Not to put too fine a point on it, but those of us who are 29 probably can't get our hands on our pediatric records since our pediatricians are long gone.
Posted by: bluebell
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Claim them all because how are they going to prove different? Malicious compliance.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (CXr4y)

166 On the up side, I will definitely be at the TxMoMe!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (aaGzp)

167 The frogs are gay. Well, hermaphroditic anyway.

Posted by: Alex Jones at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (Bum1v)

168 151 so what would death be like in an extinction-level cosmic ray event?


science geeks... ?
Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (geLO

In a ELE wherein something hits the earth, it depends on the size of the something. Big enough and the shock/pressure wave would liquify you as it raced around the earth in a wall of fire, debris and pressure.

In a smaller ELE like what's assume to have done in the Dino's, it's dust clouds into the atmosphere that chokes the photosynthesis, killing plant life and eventually, you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:55 PM (mZ3xv)

169 DB

Cosmic rays would have to be from a nearby supernova to hurt us. Inverse-square law helps.

If it is a short burst the side of the Earth away from the area hit will be OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

170 163 152 Arkansas fine dining is any gas station with a deep fryer, which covers about 90% of them. One of the local stations has frog leg Thursdays.

Posted by: bill in arkansas
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You left out bbq. Former Arkansan here.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:55 PM (CXr4y)

171 107. There's nothing quite like the deflation experienced after spending 15-20 minutes composing a heart-felt comment, having it rejected by Pixy Minx for being too long, subsequently editing it down a number of times, finally getting it to post ... and then seeing that it, along with some other recent comments you made, have been willowed for 10-20 minutes. - ShainS

There are two kinds of commenters, here: the quick and the willowed.



Posted by: Paco at August 25, 2022 07:55 PM (njExo)

172 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Huzzah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

173 I just saw the FBI story in the previous thread. Zuckerberg is lying through his teeth. You can see the wheels turning as he's speaking. "How do I lay the blame for this on the FBI without really blaming them." He's afraid that there are going to be repercussions from Congress and the public for him suffocating the HB story. This is not to excuse the FBI: they're lying too.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (/NCI4)

174 154 Nurse, I'm sorry your employer is asking you all that. It's not right. And just as a thought exercise, how you supposed to prove you had all your childhood shots? Not to put too fine a point on it, but those of us who are 29 probably can't get our hands on our pediatric records since our pediatricians are long gone.

I don't think revaccinating for every illness is a sound medical practice.
Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (aeePL)

I can... military records have it... but it also shows the Vaccines that I am pretty well convinced gave me Gulf War Syndrome.

They reason why I don't think our Government will EVER admit guilt, about a vaccine that kills people.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

175 I'm beyond appalled. Wtf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 07:35 PM (U2p+3)

Sadly hospitals have become very intrusive. I spoke to someone from my last employer and they said that there were cameras everywhere except the exam rooms and bathrooms. Everywhere else: monitored including the cafeteria and break rooms. Nothing you do, except piss and shit, is private

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (Zzbjj)

176 two thumbs and ten posts? The guy building a fence?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (GItHL)

——————

And since he’ll have the auger in reverse, he’ll have a hell of a time digging those post holes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (u73oe)

177 Oh Moki, you goof. You're supposed to be taking it easy and sllloowwwwwwly. Rest up!

All good here, thanks.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (aeePL)

178 A ELE solar flare would fry everything on earth and set us back to the Stone Age, but the radiation would kill you first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (mZ3xv)

179 I always thought I'd like to live in Blade Runner's L.A. Anarchy is always been appealing to me. You know what the rules are cause you make them.

Posted by: Javems at August 25, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)

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Anarchy sounds appealing to some; but historically leads to gangs (strength in numbers), which eventually leads to tribal warfare among each gang's warlord, and ultimately results in one warlord conquering -- or teaming with and then assassinating the others -- becoming dictator. [See Africa.]

This has always been the argument against radical libertarian anarcho-capitalism (which briefly appealed to me in my youth).

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (QbCrG)

180 154 Nurse, I'm sorry your employer is asking you all that. It's not right. And just as a thought exercise, how you supposed to prove you had all your childhood shots? Not to put too fine a point on it, but those of us who are 29 probably can't get our hands on our pediatric records since our pediatricians are long gone.

I don't think revaccinating for every illness is a sound medical practice.
Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (aeePL)

I have records off all my immunizations. They do that for you when the chemo completely wipes out your previous immunities. But at least they let me get the Shingles shot early. Don't need Shingles or Chickenpox again.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 07:57 PM (Tlfom)

181 A 24" tall gunslinger?

I wonder how many non-violent opportunities there are for her...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Alec Baldwin, I hear is casting for a movie.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:57 PM (CXr4y)

182 The baby rhinoceros is having a ball. Too cute!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2022 07:57 PM (NpAcC)

183 OK... tough decision... new Top Gun is out on stream...

But... so is Fatman...

what am I in the mood for...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (oHd/0)

184 I want those states to learn the hard way about materials science.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

I want them to done down and make ICE-powered cars illegal.

Then I will finally be able to buy a mint 1967 Mustang that has been rebuilt with modern everything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (kGduw)

185

States around the country are reporting a significant decline in the number of students enrolled in public school because of the coronavirus pandemic, leaving experts and educators concerned about the trend, and its potential long-term consequences.

A recent study by Bellwether Education Partners, a non-profit that focuses on underserved communities, estimates that approximately 3 million of the “most educationally marginalized students in the country” may have been missing from school since March 2020, when the pandemic forced school closures.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

186 I don't think revaccinating for every illness is a sound medical practice.
Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (aeePL)
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The military thinks it is great. I fortunately got out before the anthrax vaxx which was also experimental when they forced it on the military.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (CXr4y)

187 The only thing protecting us from radiation death is the atmosphere. If that ever went, we'd be a hot pocket in the microwave.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)

188 151 so what would death be like in an extinction-level cosmic ray event?
science geeks... ?
Posted by: DB


Have you watched "Chernobyl"?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 07:59 PM (g1EEm)

189 This has always been the argument against radical libertarian anarcho-capitalism (which briefly appealed to me in my youth).
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (QbCrG)

Problem is that we are in the late stages of Capitalism.... where they influence the government... which becomes Fascist.

We had a good run... lets see what happens next.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

190 A 24" tall gunslinger?

I wonder how many non-violent opportunities there are for her...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2022 07:52 PM (kGduw)
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She can go to AR, AZ, FL, LA, OK, and TX - sling that gun all she wants and plenty of work too.



Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 07:59 PM (cXfmo)

191 178 A ELE solar flare would fry everything on earth and set us back to the Stone Age, but the radiation would kill you first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:56 PM (mZ3xv)

So basically the same thing as the Dems Inflation Reduction bill.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 08:00 PM (Tlfom)

192 This has always been the argument against radical libertarian anarcho-capitalism (which briefly appealed to me in my youth).

Which is very different than the anarcho-syndicalism I favor. That, and filth. Certainly not women lying in ponds distributin' swords as the basis of a system of government.

Posted by: Dennis the peasant at August 25, 2022 08:00 PM (/NCI4)

193 Who is this Chuy character? Would this be the world-renowned Chuy Brave?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 25, 2022 08:00 PM (KD5bY)

194 black holes that are drawn to the center of the Erf
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

That's what I said, but everyone laughed at me.

Whose laughing now Tater?

Posted by: Don Lemon
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I said holes dammit not hoes.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:01 PM (CXr4y)

195 There are two kinds of commenters, here: the quick and the willowed.

Posted by: Paco at August 25, 2022 07:55 PM (njExo)

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Heh. Indeed. Sounds like a movie.

"Pithiness is your friend!" Sounds like Mike Tyson.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 08:01 PM (QbCrG)

196 I want them to done down and make ICE-powered cars illegal.

I want some rainbow stew.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:01 PM (cXfmo)

197 Woo hoo!

My meeting tomorrow got canceled.

*cracks a pale ale*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (mZ3xv)

198 The military thinks it is great. I fortunately got out before the anthrax vaxx which was also experimental when they forced it on the military.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (CXr4y)

Yeah... no comment... did you get the 'experimental' Anti Nerve Agent 'vaccine' around Storm time?

You know... the whole Gulf War Syndrome thing?

Yeah, that a new study shows that those who have a genetic predisposition to a certain nerve agent.... that was NEVER IN THEATRE... but the vaccine was supposed to protect us from....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

199 To make things fair to all persons Idiotsboro will implement the following person's of color requirements when hiring people for jobs within the city limits:

15% must be green, orange , or red persons
15% must be persons of brown, light blue or black
20% must be purple, green, or pink
25% must be yellow or navy blue
20% must be grape, wine, or plum
5% must be persons of no color.

What has your city done to help persons of color ?????

Posted by: Mary DipShit from Idiotsboro, Vermint at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (EnsGU)

200 I was asked about vaccines going back to childhood when I had a cyst removed on MOnday. I don't understand why they asked so I said, "yes" and that was sit. I never had a lot of that stuff

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (Zzbjj)

201 141 Too soon to do the Zuck information on Hillary take?

Maybe Zuck has alzheimers and had a truth moment or Rogan put a spell on him or the weed.

Posted by: micky
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Limited modified hangout on one of the most widely distributed podcasts. Avoids the editors killing the story but puts out his alibi first.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (CXr4y)

202 bluebell,
That's not the worst of it. They also require a blood draw. Didn't say what for. Didn't say what they would test for. Just that it's required by the end of September.

I LOVE my job. I'm good at it. I've worked a very long time to be able to call my own shots.

Lots of folks are angry. But. My little conglomeration of physicians and staff probably are not a money maker for them. And big money trumps patient care every time.

Oh well. Day by day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (U2p+3)

203 The army has given my kid the hep b series twice. On the third attempt my son told them to stop their shitty record keeping. This was after proof he had already had the complete series as a civilian.

Posted by: NCKate at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (2oJif)

204 Who is this Chuy character?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 25, 2022 08:00 PM (KD5bY)


Some ne'er-do-well who showed up recently...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (kGduw)

205 I said holes dammit not hoes.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:01 PM (CXr4y)

Might have been some of those on the Malaysian Flight as well.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (Tlfom)

206 CBD ... Shit - I didn't even think about the opportunities to pick up some sweet classic cars.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (5p7BC)

207 Good evening. What have I missed? I've been in a reclining position for most of the afternoon. No not that!!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (nxdel)

208 I thought Chuy was a historical freedom fighter from Chihuahua

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (mZ3xv)

209 Romeo13

We are reality based. The left is delusional, and based on lies.

Reality gets a big vote on outcomes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

210 196 I want them to done down and make ICE-powered cars illegal.

I want some rainbow stew.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:01 PM (cXfmo)

Had the capital back together to buy the LAST V8 Interreceptor... ie... my new Camaro. But....

31 year old Son, after twice Vaxed, Covid last January.... was just in the hospital for Angina. Yeah... so much for a new toy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (oHd/0)

211 The frogs are gay. Well, hermaphroditic anyway.
Posted by: Alex Jones at August 25, 2022 07:54 PM (Bum1v)


Life finds a way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

212 So Face book lied and Biden is not really the POTUS ?

Correct ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (EnsGU)

213 207 Good evening. What have I missed? I've been in a reclining position for most of the afternoon. No not that!!
Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (nxdel

Bow chika wow wow

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (mZ3xv)

214 I am well , probably overly, vaccinated. Two hitches in the Corps, two trips to Vietnam, various other mandatory shots that sometimes made you sick as a dog (flu shot, early to mid 70s). Now look at life expectancy. It's all based on averages. Go to a very old cemetery, and sadly, a lot of newborns are there. By the same token, a lot of folks who lived into their 70s and 80s. Take Ben Franklin. The only vaccination he may have had was smallpox, yet he lived into his 80s with a vigorous lifestyle not unlike a certain former prez from AR IYKWIM. Ben should have succumbed from a lot of close contact disease or STDs, yet lived.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (lz5hY)

215 {{{jewells45}}}

You have much strength to not need to recline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

216 Yeah... no comment... did you get the 'experimental' Anti Nerve Agent 'vaccine' around Storm time?

You know... the whole Gulf War Syndrome thing?

Yeah, that a new study shows that those who have a genetic predisposition to a certain nerve agent.... that was NEVER IN THEATRE... but the vaccine was supposed to protect us from....

Posted by: Romeo13
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I avoided that shit as I volunteered for the Gulf but spent time during the actual war backfilling deployed personnel at Offutt AFB. Saw the war begin finishing training at Eglin. Biggest risk I had there was running over a general late for a tee time sprinting from HQ to the course.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (CXr4y)

217
Problem is that we are in the late stages of Capitalism.... where they influence the government... which becomes Fascist.
We had a good run... lets see what happens next.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)


It is not capitalism, it is the growth of the administrative state via regulatory capture, which is smothering out any open market.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (xhaym)

218 Which is very different than the anarcho-syndicalism I favor. That, and filth. Certainly not women lying in ponds distributin' swords as the basis of a system of government.

Posted by: Dennis the peasant at August 25, 2022 08:00 PM (/NCI4)

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As I said earlier today when Chuy whipped out his cadge: come for the cruelty, stay for the vocabulary lesson.

/Thanks Archimedes! Great sock for that comment ...

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (QbCrG)

219 I was reading the Wiki entry on W Edward Deming today. And I liked this comment from him:

When asked, toward the end of his life, how he would wish to be remembered in the U.S., he replied, "I probably won't even be remembered." After a pause, he added, "Well, maybe ... as someone who spent his life trying to keep America from committing suicide."

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (5HBd1)

220 5% must be persons of no color.

What has your city done to help persons of color ?????
Posted by: Mary DipShit from Idiotsboro, Vermint at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (EnsGU)
That would be me. Except if I've been in the sun, or if my arms have been in the sun, and my neck. Cause then I'd be like a wild indian, or at least my arms and neck would, and I'd be headed back to the dermatologist.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

221 209 Romeo13

We are reality based. The left is delusional, and based on lies.

Reality gets a big vote on outcomes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah, now do globul Warmering. Sorry. One of the reasons they PUSH Democracy, is that is you fool 51% of the stupidest people, enough of the time... you rule.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (oHd/0)

222 nurse, I hope you went all leftyspeak on the firearms question

No I do not own A firearm.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2022 08:06 PM (GItHL)

223 I thought Chuy was a historical freedom fighter from Chihuahua

His nom de guerre was Fernando.

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2022 08:06 PM (/NCI4)

224 Oh yea............ Time to buy some cheap cars from California Idiots to meet Governor Hairgel's Mandate !!!

I will give you $1500 for that 1962 Stingray Corvette !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 25, 2022 08:06 PM (EnsGU)

225 Lots of folks are angry. But. My little conglomeration of physicians and staff probably are not a money maker for them. And big money trumps patient care every time.

Oh well. Day by day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (U2p+3)
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If you guys are all against it, could you mount a protest? They may back down if you call their bluff. Easy for me to say, I know. But they can't make any money from you guys if you're all fired.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2022 08:07 PM (aeePL)

226 Oh well. Day by day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (U2p+3)


Don't they have to tell you? They can't just take blood for genetic testing purposes

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:07 PM (Zzbjj)

227 It is not capitalism, it is the growth of the administrative state via regulatory capture, which is smothering out any open market.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 08:05 PM (xhaym)

Sorry, but no. The late state of capitalism is when institutions become so large, and ingrained in the system, they begin to run the system.

We are there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:07 PM (oHd/0)

228 The only thing protecting us from radiation death is the atmosphere. If that ever went, we'd be a hot pocket in the microwave.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)



and the suffocation.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

229 5% must be persons of no color ???

What are these people? Transparent or Translucent ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 25, 2022 08:08 PM (EnsGU)

230 I wouldn't mind a good Spanish Inquisition myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:08 PM (mZ3xv)

231 I thought Chuy was a historical freedom fighter from Chihuahua

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (mZ3xv)

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I thought it was the Spanish spelling for Obama's beard.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (QbCrG)

232 So sorry to hear that Romeo. I bought a 22 Camaro about 8 months ago and it is the best car I've ever driven.

Yeah, I know, that doesn't help

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (5p7BC)

233 nurse ratched

Can you give them a Univ. of Washington linebacker's blood?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

234 200 I was asked about vaccines going back to childhood when I had a cyst removed on MOnday. I don't understand why they asked so I said, "yes" and that was sit. I never had a lot of that stuff
Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:02 PM (Zzbjj)
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Yes, check the box they want,
Keep checking those boxes every where, every time
Sooner or later it will be in the system
If it is in the system it is so.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (cXfmo)

235 My plan is to buy a car around the time the last of them come out before the EVs take over. That will be my last car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:10 PM (mZ3xv)

236 226 Oh well. Day by day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2022 08:03 PM (U2p+3)


Don't they have to tell you? They can't just take blood for genetic testing purposes
Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:07 PM (Zzbjj)
They can do tests for gubs now? Screw that.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:10 PM (0OP+5)

237 Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (5p7BC)

Yeah.... still looking at the SS2 with the track package...

Figure I have time for one more fun car.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:10 PM (oHd/0)

238 Hmm, blood samples without saying why sounds pretty sketchy. I know the rules are different in the healthcare field, but pretty sure that isn't legal.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:10 PM (5p7BC)

239 145 whig

black holes that are drawn to the center of the Erf

David Brin's Earth, with a happy ending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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James P. Hogan. If you can find it, Thrice Upon a Time is a great novel and Hogan applied cutting edge physics speculation into the book.

I like one of Brin's early works, The Practice Effect which is a bit of fun scifi crossed with a bit of fantasy.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:10 PM (CXr4y)

240 I suspect that they're checking titers and will force increasing numbers of vax.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:11 PM (Zzbjj)

241 Then I will finally be able to buy a mint 1967 Mustang that has been rebuilt with modern everything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Which brings up a question. A passing Mustang today prompted me to wonder what happened to all of the Fox-body Mustangs? They used to be everywhere, but now, I do not recall when I last saw one.

It's one thing to say that they all wore out and rotted away, but there were bazillions of them. Okay, just looked it up, not a bazillion, but almost 1.3 million. That's (on average) 26,000 per state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:11 PM (4akfh)

242 It's taken them years to understand that I'm allergic to acetaminophen and a couple of other things But now it's embedded into the system and I am no longer asked.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:11 PM (cXfmo)

243 235 My plan is to buy a car around the time the last of them come out before the EVs take over. That will be my last car.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:10 PM (mZ3xv)

Challengers and Chargers? this year.
Camaros next year.
Not sure where Mustangs are (and don't really care)

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:11 PM (oHd/0)

244 For will continue selling supercharged V8s in the mustangs and the raptor until 2024. After that, they go the way of Dodge.

These car manufacturers are idiots and I hope they all rot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (mZ3xv)

245 A recent study by Bellwether Education Partners, a non-profit that focuses on underserved communities

There's another newspeak term that irks the hell out of me - "underserved".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (Xrfse)

246 I bought the SS2 convertible. It is looking like it is going to be the last great car for at least a generation. I highly recommend you pull the trigger.

No regrets for me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (5p7BC)

247 222 nurse, I hope you went all leftyspeak on the firearms question

No I do not own A firearm.

Posted by: Ben Had
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No, I do not have a fire arm. My arms are made of flesh like other humans.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (CXr4y)

248 NaCly.. I think I'm falling apart here. idk what to do. Already went to the doc for a UTI and now I feel like someone stomped on my chest and gave me a broken rib. *sigh*.. never seems to end anymore.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (nxdel)

249 240. Going back 20 years, hospitals checked for hepatitis titers.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:13 PM (Zzbjj)

250 The 60s Mustangs were so common that they were getting crushed and smelted at the wrecking yards because hey, we got plenty, until suddenly we didn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

251 They're checking for tittys?

Seems sexist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:14 PM (mZ3xv)

252 whig

Brin's early stuff is solid. I liked The Practice Effect so much I upgraded to a hardback. But The Uplift War is my favorite, with Fiben Bolger saving the Terrans.

Hogan had one good book, and then had too many plot holes on the rest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

253 Might have been some of those on the Malaysian Flight as well.

Posted by: Don Lemon
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You are literally CNN. Mr. Lemon, don't ever change.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:14 PM (CXr4y)

254 Damn nurse I just read upthread what's been going on with you. That's just so fucked up. I hate this world right now.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:14 PM (nxdel)

255 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (cXfmo)

I did none of the box checking, a clerk was entering in dates, so it's part of my EMR now.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:14 PM (Zzbjj)

256 The only thing protecting us from radiation death is the atmosphere. If that ever went, we'd be a hot pocket in the microwave.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)

and the suffocation.
Posted by: G'rump928

Tough call, let me think about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:15 PM (9Spbq)

257 No, I do not have a fire arm.
Posted by: whig


Mine seem to be a combination of Earth and Water, like the rest of me. Not much Fire or Air.

Posted by: mikeski, alchemically speaking at August 25, 2022 08:15 PM (P1f+c)

258 I have to get on the stick and buy a new car. I don't want my tombstone saying "Here lies Bill, his last car was a KIA Soul". Base model. 1.6 ltr.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 08:15 PM (lz5hY)

259 235 My plan is to buy a car around the time the last of them come out before the EVs take over. That will be my last car.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Don't worry about those battery operated toys.
Toyota and now Ford have announce that they don't see the feasibility of them taking over the market.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:15 PM (cXfmo)

260 246 I bought the SS2 convertible. It is looking like it is going to be the last great car for at least a generation. I highly recommend you pull the trigger.

No regrets for me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (5p7BC)

Had a 2013 LT2.... 325 HP with a 6 speed stick, sunroof... really like it, but drove it so hard I killed the transmission...

Plus, I'm a snow skier, and its the OPPOSITE of 4 wheel drive in the snow.... but.... now I can keep my truck and have a toy. so.. still thinkin on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

261 249 240. Going back 20 years, hospitals checked for hepatitis titers.
Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:13 PM (Zzbjj)
Used to be syphillis (sp) and gonnahreah (sp). Those and crabs were the serious business back then. Now they're bush league.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:16 PM (0OP+5)

262 "what has two thumbs and ten posts done for tomorrow?
Posted by: Chuy
****
Make room for some breaking news tomorrow. There's always a Friday news dump.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (NpAcC)

263 255 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:09 PM (cXfmo)

I did none of the box checking, a clerk was entering in dates, so it's part of my EMR now.
Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:14 PM (Zzbjj)
=------------------

You check a box or have a clerk do it for you - same thing whether one can afford a clerk or not.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (cXfmo)

264 Those and crabs were the serious business back then. Now they're bush league.


ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

265 Don't worry about those battery operated toys.
Toyota and now Ford have announce that they don't see the feasibility of them taking over the market.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:15 PM (cXfmo)


That's just a hand being put out in front of the government. Please subsidize us Daddy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (mZ3xv)

266 jewells45

Yikes! Not a doctor. Does it feel like a heart attack? Got some aspirin handy?

Nurse ratched, we need you in comment 248.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

267 204 Who is this Chuy character?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 25, 2022 08:00 PM (KD5bY)

Some ne'er-do-well who showed up recently...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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A new H1B hire at AOS.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (CXr4y)

268 Heh. Funny meme posted over at CTH by Sundance on Fuckerberg's CYA earlier on Rogan's podcast:

https://tinyurl.com/2hkt7tn9

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 08:19 PM (QbCrG)

269 They've beefed that V8 up to 355 HP now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:19 PM (5p7BC)

270 Nurse just got her CCW. will be hard to hide that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)

271 I had a few employment physicals but the labs were a mundane UDS, CBC and Chem. The Hep titers were related to the large number of addicts in psych settings, I used to get the tests annually, so I just submitted those.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:19 PM (Zzbjj)

272 Make room for some breaking news tomorrow. There's always a Friday news dump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2022 08:17 PM (NpAcC)

I remember when Chuy announced he had everything done and was going to take all or half of Friday off.

Then the Notorious RBG went off to her final reward.

Which also threw off my plan to watch the 4k Psycho release.

Posted by: Bete at August 25, 2022 08:20 PM (Tlfom)

273 NaCly, no. It's a localized pain in my upper rib area. I looked up the symptoms. Could be pleurisy, which I have had before.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:20 PM (nxdel)

274 268 Heh. Funny meme posted over at CTH by Sundance on Fuckerberg's CYA earlier on Rogan's podcast:

https://tinyurl.com/2hkt7tn9
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 08:19 PM (QbCrG

That's 2022 in a nutshell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (mZ3xv)

275 No, I do not have a fire arm.
Posted by: whig


This is good. Some plausible deniability built-in.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (g1EEm)

276 248. I'd see someone pronto.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (Zzbjj)

277 Am I too late for the puns? If not, what’s the theme?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (atmen)

278 Chest pain is always worth checking out, quickly

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (Zzbjj)

279 277 Am I too late for the puns? If not, what’s the theme?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (atmen


Extinction.

Good luck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:22 PM (mZ3xv)

280 273. At least call your doctor's service and get a call back.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:22 PM (Zzbjj)

281 277 Am I too late for the puns? If not, what’s the theme?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2022 08:21 PM (atmen)
There was earlier talk of the paint thinner/zippo/icepick cure for crabs. Other than that, not much.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:23 PM (0OP+5)

282 And THE FUCKING FROGS!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Revelation 16:13
And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
Singing Hello my honey hello my baby hello my good-time gaaaal...

Posted by: mindful webworker - with top hat and cane at August 25, 2022 08:23 PM (0hw5u)

283 Interesting.... Amazon Prime now has the new Top Gun movie, to buy for streaming...

BUT... its not on the advertisements. It does not show until you go look for it.

How.... weird.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:23 PM (oHd/0)

284 Jewells45 - did you drink enough liquid today? Overexert yourself?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (LsEU/)

285 That's just a hand being put out in front of the government. Please subsidize us Daddy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Possibly so, but one of them cited what percent of the market they are and it's less than 2% and shrinking.
They just don't work for common people and until they do people aren't going buy them.

Also there is the GM diesel car syndrome. People will buy them and word of mouth will kill them. Advertising can't overcome that.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (cXfmo)

286 Evening.

"Pandas disprove Survival of the Fittest."

Yes! YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been saying this for-fucking-ever now!

If human beings cared about nature at all we would stop fucking interfering with the natural course of events and let nature's shittiest creation die out like the good LAWD intended. But the fucking communists are all in love with this gay balls bear so nooooOOOOooooo! We throw good money after bad trying to "preserve" this stupid fucking piece of shit.

Fuck pandas.

Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (iBrMB)

287 You mean, like the disappearance of those lizards? Ex- skink-tion?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2022 08:25 PM (atmen)

288 Lindell on, selling new reduced price slippers. C'mon, Mike, we need a My Vegetable Chopper or a My Midget Fishing Rod. Ron Popeill is looking down from Ronco Heaven.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

289 Jewells45, jewells45, jewells45.

Always wanting to meet the young ER doctors.

I will put prayers ascending on all four prayer wheels, on All Ahead Full.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

290 Ready for James O'Keefe to be indicted?

Robert Barnes thinks it is coming.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:26 PM (5p7BC)

291 That human-powered flight? That's our airways when there's no jet fuel. Every passenger will have to pedal, maybe not all at once but in shifts.

Posted by: Ciampino - when everyone gets tired -- crash at August 25, 2022 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

292
Also there is the GM diesel car syndrome. People will buy them and word of mouth will kill them.
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New Coke

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:26 PM (ENHSe)

293 So Face book lied and Biden is not really the POTUS ?
Correct ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 25, 2022 08:04 PM (EnsGU) ]/i]


#NotMyPedophile

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 08:26 PM (xhaym)

294 My U-tube downloader doesn't work.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:26 PM (cXfmo)

295 Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (iBrMB)

——————

So, not a panda fan then?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 25, 2022 08:26 PM (u73oe)

296 284 Jewells45 - did you drink enough liquid today? Overexert yourself?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (LsEU/)
Hydration is key even if we get rain and humidity is high. Imbalance of body chemicals make people look like they're...you know....crazy?

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:27 PM (0OP+5)

297 Anyway, I think I'll go read until I fall asleep. Night all. Follow up on the chest pain, Jewell.

Posted by: CN at August 25, 2022 08:27 PM (Zzbjj)

298 >Interesting.... Amazon Prime now has the new Top Gun movie, to buy for streaming...


I just found it, online, in HD, free

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)

299 Possibly so, but one of them cited what percent of the market they are and it's less than 2% and shrinking.
They just don't work for common people and until they do people aren't going buy them.

Also there is the GM diesel car syndrome. People will buy them and word of mouth will kill them. Advertising can't overcome that.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (cXfmo)

I hope u r right. I do agree with you. The market always wins unless the guv interferes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:28 PM (mZ3xv)

300 Tonypete. No, this started Tuesday. Very painful when I move a certain way, Advil helps. I can find the spot and it's very tender. It's not any worse so I'll just ride it out unless it does get worse.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:29 PM (nxdel)

301 Isn't "birth of a newborn dolphin" redundant?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:29 PM (plxzS)

302 >Fuck pandas.

Posted by: Robert

OK I laughed
pandas are stupid

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO8)

303 Thrice was before Hogan replicated his many worlds over and over again. His Martian Knightlife which is two novellas crammed together is actually pretty fun reading. Sort of like Ben Bova's Sam Gunn character.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:29 PM (CXr4y)

304 Hydration is key even if we get rain and humidity is high. Imbalance of body chemicals make people look like they're...you know....crazy?
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:27 PM (0OP+5


So drink more beer? Ok.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:29 PM (mZ3xv)

305 Fuck pandas.
Posted by: Robert


Probably not a vote-winner.

But in reality, every species (except humans) is over-specialized to its niche.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 08:30 PM (g1EEm)

306 22 Washington state has announced the ban of ICE new cars in the state starting in 2035. Used ones will still be allowed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 25, 2022 07:16 PM (1LnYu)
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Unlikely that the current politicians will be in charge. So what happens when a new admin says bulldust to all the previous mandates?

Posted by: Ciampino - are these mandates tamper-proof? at August 25, 2022 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

307 >But in reality, every species (except humans) is over-specialized to its niche.

Posted by: quantum mechanic

what is the panda's niche

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 08:30 PM (geLO8)

308 I've read lots of disaster stories and they always end up the same. Curious that.
Posted by: whig

Hot chick in a bikini saves the day? (Penthouse Disaster Stories Forum)

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2022 08:30 PM (KAi1n)

309 Eromero I drink water all day long. I'm pretty hydrated. That's why I pee 3 or 4 times a night!!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:30 PM (nxdel)

310 Also there is the GM diesel car syndrome. People will buy them and word of mouth will kill them. Advertising can't overcome that.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:24 PM (cXfmo)
I had a diesel Impala and a diesel Cutlass vistacruiser wagon. Marvelous mileage, but laid down and gave up the ghost at 50K. But the they were not ground-up design diesels but bastard children of gasoline powered engines.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

311 Pandas disprove Survival of the Fittest.
Posted by: Chuy


"Fittest" changes definition when an intelligent creature takes over the planet.

Before the takeover, "fittest" means things like big and dangerous, or poisonous, or prolific.

After the takeover, "fittest" means things like tasty, friendly, and cute.

Before: Grizzly bears. After: Panda bears.

Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2022 08:31 PM (P1f+c)

312 Robert Barnes thinks it is coming.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


For what?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 08:31 PM (g1EEm)

313 300 Tonypete. No, this started Tuesday. Very painful when I move a certain way, Advil helps. I can find the spot and it's very tender. It's not any worse so I'll just ride it out unless it does get worse.

Posted by: jewells45
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History of back issues?

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:31 PM (CXr4y)

314 I'm beyond appalled. Wtf.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Nurse, my policy is that people who ask questions they are not entitled to ask do not deserve honest answers.
If the German govt in 1938 asks someone "are you jewish" do they deserve an honest answer?
Prayers
Also, having a ccw doesn't prove one owns a firearm

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 25, 2022 08:31 PM (gbzeC)

315 Hydration is key to everything, even your essence.

Jack D. Ripper, BGen, USAF

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 08:31 PM (lz5hY)

316 Over this Biden diary. Somehow they are going to make up a crime over it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:32 PM (5p7BC)

317 But in reality, every species (except humans) is over-specialized to its niche.

Roaches, rats, and dandelions?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2022 08:32 PM (/NCI4)

318 305 Fuck pandas.
Posted by: Robert
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Call Hunter

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:32 PM (cXfmo)

319 That's true. I got a CCW and planned to get the gun to go with it. Still hasn't happened.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:32 PM (5HBd1)

320 290 Ready for James O'Keefe to be indicted?

Robert Barnes thinks it is coming.

Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Feebs like to go after little guys--they hesitate on big names though. Essentially what the Feds have been doing lately is simply using grand juries to dig up information.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:33 PM (CXr4y)

321 "so what would death be like in an extinction-level cosmic ray event?"

Well, you would die....

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2022 08:33 PM (KAi1n)

322 But in reality, every species (except humans) is over-specialized to its niche.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

You are not respect my culture

Posted by: Ahmed at August 25, 2022 08:33 PM (LyVHa)

323 Going now. Good night folks.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2022 08:33 PM (CXr4y)

324 what is the panda's niche
Posted by: DB


Without humans? They can live off bamboo and have no natural predators.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 08:34 PM (g1EEm)

325 I'm so glad there aren't any big problems out there so that they feebs can focus on punishing those that find diaries laying about.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:34 PM (mZ3xv)

326 Washington state has announced the ban of ICE new cars in the state starting in 2035. Used ones will still be allowed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 25, 2022 07:16 PM (1LnYu)

It will be a license to print money for Coeur d'Alene auto dealers. "We have this 2035 Ram 1500 Warlock Edition, buyer drove it for a week, turned it in for another rig, only 95,000 smackers!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:34 PM (plxzS)

327 Hydrox cookies are the key to everything?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2022 08:34 PM (atmen)

328 My life sux but my foot fungus is cured thanks to Ace Ads . So I got that going for me...

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 25, 2022 08:34 PM (2GT2n)

329 >>>OK I laughed
pandas are stupid

>I like to think that pandas are the horde in social media. They're safe at the HQ, but watch them go!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 25, 2022 08:35 PM (KD5bY)

330 are people doing "FJB" at football games again this year?

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 08:35 PM (geLO8)

331 Isn't "birth of a newborn dolphin" redundant?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:29 PM (plxzS)

I believe so. I had something similar taped to my hot water heater.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 25, 2022 08:35 PM (CCf67)

332 Not to put too fine a point on it, but those of us who are 29 probably can't get our hands on our pediatric records since our pediatricians are long gone.
Posted by: bluebell

BION, I have my State Dept-issued vaccination card from when my family lived in Thailand from '67-early '73. Lotta shots I got, I tellz ya, but they were all actually vaccines.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2022 08:35 PM (KAi1n)

333 133: I've read lots of disaster stories and they always end up the same. Curious that.
Posted by: whig



Bruce Willis saves us?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 25, 2022 08:35 PM (g/54t)

334 Have a great night, everyone. Time to walk outside and feed the bugs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 25, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

335 Sorry, but no. The late state of capitalism is when institutions become so large, and ingrained in the system, they begin to run the system.
We are there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2022 08:07 PM (oHd/0)


Which definition of Capitalism are you using? The Marxist Big Book of Hate?
That one tells you that the glorious future of mankind is one step beyond Zimbabwe, but you have to believe?

What you are describing is regulatory capture, and the last stage of cartelism, where the large business interests get the government to force all participants to not cheat on each other, and instead the government cheats on them.

Look, schools of economic thought are important, they describe the systems, but you have to make sure you have some thought in the matter, not "just so" tales.
Marxism and General theory of Macrowhatthefkcry tend to ignore causative elements and describe behavior and blame it on "greed" They also are interested in creating large powerful controlling institutions in society and tell you they are inevitable.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 08:36 PM (xhaym)

336 My life sux but my foot fungus is cured thanks to Ace Ads . So I got that going for me...
Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt

You oughtta see my abs!

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2022 08:36 PM (cPGH3)

337 otter see?

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2022 08:36 PM (cPGH3)

338 are people doing "FJB" at football games again this year?
Posted by: DB at August 25, 2

I sure will be.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

339 224 Oh yea............ Time to buy some cheap cars from California Idiots to meet Governor Hairgel's Mandate !!!

I will give you $1500 for that 1962 Stingray Corvette !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 25, 2022 08:06 PM (EnsGU)

++++

You got it backwards. The state is going to ban the sale of *new* ICE vehicles. All the used cars will still be legal, so the price on those will be jumping. You want to make money, buy clunkers out of state and bring them to CA and sell them for a premium.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (hVqGz)

340 >>I like to think that pandas are the horde in social media. They're safe at the HQ, but watch them go!

Posted by: Dr. Bone


every video I see of pandas just shows them face-planting in some way
they just ... fall over

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

341 269 They've beefed that V8 up to 355 HP now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:19 PM (5p7BC)

Camaro only makes 355 HP?

Posted by: clutch at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (9UmRs)

342
BION, I have my State Dept-issued vaccination card from when my family lived in Thailand from '67-early '73. Lotta shots I got, I tellz ya, but they were all actually vaccines.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2022 08:35 PM (KAi1n)

Is it the yellow one, kinda small? My kids have that one. They had some weird vaccines from overseas locales as well.

Posted by: Moki at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (JrN/x)

343 That human-powered flight? That's our airways when there's no jet fuel. Every passenger will have to pedal, maybe not all at once but in shifts.
Posted by: Ciampino
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We have a couple of these around town : https://tinyurl.com/bddszf3e

Yeah, that's what I want to do, pedal while I'm drinking beer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (ENHSe)

344 I'm going to bed. Scrambled eggs with hotlinks and grits for breakfast, and coffee with Bailey's, but if no Bailey's at least coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:37 PM (0OP+5)

345 I wouldn't mind a good Spanish Inquisition myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:08 PM (mZ3xv)


Watch Goya's Ghost and get back to me

On the plus side you can watch Natalie Portman tortured into insanity

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 08:38 PM (xhaym)

346 I like to think that pandas are the horde in social media. They're safe at the HQ, but watch them go!
Posted by: Dr. Bone

*noses around in the detritus of last night's ONT*

Posted by: trash pandas at August 25, 2022 08:38 PM (LyVHa)

347 That video(s) of the guy asking passers-by questions "How many stars on the US flag", etc. The caption writer spelt CAPITAL as CAPITOL. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Ciampino - no spellcheck will fix that at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

348 Hmmm, episode 72 of the Outer Limits reboot (1995) is called "The Vaccine".

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (KAi1n)

349 I'm going to bed. Scrambled eggs with hotlinks and grits for breakfast, and coffee with Bailey's, but if no Bailey's at least coffee.
Posted by: Eromero

Red Eye Gravy with Baileys

Posted by: grits eatin' trash pandas at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (LyVHa)

350 Srry I miised the abs. I was busy brewing King Harvs coffee..

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (2GT2n)

351 there's an interesting channel on You Tube called "charisma on Command". This one is about how to stand up for yourself without being a jerk. It features Russel Brand vs the hosts of MSNBC's Morning show

https://youtu.be/K9Na6CmJwn4

There's another with an interview with Robert Downey Jr that is interesting too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (5HBd1)

352 spelt?

Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (geLO8)

353 whig, Jesus yeah I have back problems for over 20 years now. Arthritis is a bitch.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:40 PM (nxdel)

354 They can live off bamboo and have no natural predators.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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We may soon envy them...oh wait...they will all have been eaten.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:40 PM (ENHSe)

355 King Harve Emperor for life of Puruvia..

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 25, 2022 08:40 PM (2GT2n)

356 "so what would death be like in an extinction-level cosmic ray event?"


Blackness, silence, eternal sleep.

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

357 Are Bronies still a thing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (atmen)

358 Also had a bumper sticker that said she was proud of her Air Force Daughter. I gave her a one fingered salute at the stoplight. Nasty, pasty looking little gnome, real Liz Cheney look going.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (lz5hY)

There has to be an untapped market for a "chyron sign" for you back window, with voice-to-text to program it. Pull ahead of that beeotch, and mutter, "you ugly diseased c*nt" into the mic as you pass her by.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (plxzS)

359 Roaches, rats, and dandelions?
Posted by: Archimedes


Dunno about dandelions. Was thinking animals. Almost by definition they have to be over-specialized - they're the end result of heavy-duty optimization to their environment. Change the environment too fast and they don't have enough time to breed an adaptation. With the exception of humans: we control our environment.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (g1EEm)

360 Srry I miised the abs. I was busy brewing King Harvs coffee..
Posted by: Commentor What Got

SIX MINUTE ABS

Posted by: random hitchiker at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (LyVHa)

361 spelt?
Posted by: DB
Spelt. Kilt. Felt.
English... you know.

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (cPGH3)

362
Call Hunter

Posted by: Braenyard, _ w

in fairness, he said no pandas

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 25, 2022 08:42 PM (dZLCB)

363 Nurse, does your employer accept Medicare for patient billing and payment?

Sounds like a federal government requirement for your employer to ensure it's up to compliance with federal standards. Blood tests are often routine (blood sugar, liver function, antibodies (new), and a drug screen). I know you're taking it hard & unfortunately the experienced professionals with years of employment & direct patient care are the very ones being made to jump through the most hoops - but you're needed. This, too, should pass. (fingers crossed)


Posted by: Lola at August 25, 2022 08:42 PM (NIYa7)

364 >>>But the they were not ground-up design diesels but bastard children of gasoline powered engines.
Posted by: Eromero
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GM has a habit of doing that.
Bet you had an 82 or before.
The 83s iirc had been reworked with heaver crank, heads and head bolts.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 25, 2022 08:42 PM (cXfmo)

365 there's a diagram of a person on my chiropractor's check in sheet. You are supposed to circle the areas that hurt. I told him I felt like I should make little circles around everything. He did manage to make my knee feel better.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

366 Chuy talks all purty like ace, but has a Mexican accent and a curly mustache. and wears a yuge sombrero.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 25, 2022 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)

367 That only 4 per person average.

Some of y'all need to step it up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

Even I have that beat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:43 PM (plxzS)

368
I will give you $1500 for that 1962 Stingray Corvette !!!
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Don't do it! It's a fake...wasn't made until '63. Keep your money.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:43 PM (ENHSe)

369 there's an interesting channel on You Tube called "charisma on Command". This one is about how to stand up for yourself without being a jerk. It features Russel Brand vs the hosts of MSNBC's Morning show


in fairness, "don't be a bitch simp" should be enough

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 25, 2022 08:43 PM (dZLCB)

370 I got a CCW and planned to get the gun to go with it.

Isn't that kind of the cart before the horse?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2022 08:44 PM (Xrfse)

371 Human-powered flight is real!

Posted by: Pinochet helicopter lift service. at August 25, 2022 08:44 PM (3Or4S)

372 What's wrong with the Air Force? My dad and step dad both served in the Air Force. So did my ex but he doesn't count.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 25, 2022 08:44 PM (nxdel)

373 Fuck pandas.

Posted by: Robert



This is about me, isn't it?

https://tinyurl.com/brnpau96

Posted by: Dusty Springfield, too good for you at August 25, 2022 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

374 in fairness, pandas are played at the hq, we did that when obama was pres and Peaches was here.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 25, 2022 08:45 PM (dZLCB)

375 Well, we were concerned that they were making it hard to get a CCW in WA state. And we planned to wait to get a gun until after we moved.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

376 Camaro only makes 355 HP?
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In the stock 6.2L V8. I think you can get more from the LTs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:46 PM (5p7BC)

377 Bet you had an 82 or before.
The 83s iirc had been reworked with heaver crank, heads and head bolts.
Posted by: Braenyard,
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The nodular iron diesel cranks are prized by the drag-engine builders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:46 PM (ENHSe)

378 Well, we were concerned that they were making it hard to get a CCW in WA state. And we planned to wait to get a gun until after we moved.

Didn't mean to be nosy. Just wondered what you used for the range qualification.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2022 08:47 PM (Xrfse)

379 Roaches, rats, and dandelions?
Posted by: Archimedes

Dunno about dandelions. Was thinking animals. Almost by definition they have to be over-specialized - they're the end result of heavy-duty optimization to their environment. Change the environment too fast and they don't have enough time to breed an adaptation.


Well then, roaches and rats are your guys. They thrive pretty much wherever they go (excepting Antarctica).

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2022 08:47 PM (/NCI4)

380 Dusty Springfield

*wipes tear from eye*

Posted by: random Dusty fan at August 25, 2022 08:48 PM (LyVHa)

381 358 Also had a bumper sticker that said she was proud of her Air Force Daughter. I gave her a one fingered salute at the stoplight. Nasty, pasty looking little gnome, real Liz Cheney look going.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2022 07:33 PM (lz5hY)

There has to be an untapped market for a "chyron sign" for you back window, with voice-to-text to program it. Pull ahead of that beeotch, and mutter, "you ugly diseased c*nt" into the mic as you pass her by.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:41 PM (plxzS)
Yes, AOP! I thought of this years ago. Some examples:
Turn down your effing radio, corksucker!
Get off my ass or I dump the tacks.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 08:48 PM (0OP+5)

382 Human-powered flight is real!
Posted by: Pinochet helicopter lift service
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With god as my witness, I thought commies could fly...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:49 PM (R6ndO)

383
With god as my witness, I thought commies could fly...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:49 PM (R6ndO)

This needs to be a t-shirt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:50 PM (mZ3xv)

384 That video(s) of the guy asking passers-by questions "How many stars on the US flag", etc. The caption writer spelt CAPITAL as CAPITOL. Embarrassing.
Posted by: Ciampino - no spellcheck will fix that at August 25, 2022 08:39 PM (qfLjt)


Late stage capitolism

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)

385 Get off my ass or I dump the tacks.



in fairness, why would you dump tack in your own bed?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 25, 2022 08:50 PM (dZLCB)

386 The nodular iron diesel cranks are prized by the drag-engine builders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Iron Diesel Cranks would be a pretty good band name

Posted by: genre to be determined at August 25, 2022 08:52 PM (LyVHa)

387 386 The nodular iron diesel cranks are prized by the drag-engine builders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Iron Diesel Cranks would be a pretty good band name

Posted by: genre to be determined at August 25, 2022 08:52 PM (LyVHa)


Nodular Cranks also has possibilities.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2022 08:54 PM (AMIL/)

388 I just heard a good T-Shirt

"My mortgage identifies as a student loan"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 25, 2022 08:54 PM (5p7BC)

389 Late stage capitolism
Posted by: Kindltot

Just wait for the primitive accumulation of capitol

Posted by: late stage Leninist at August 25, 2022 08:54 PM (LyVHa)

390 I saw Iron Crank open for Thrown Rod, The Fairgrounds, Atlanta, '79

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:54 PM (9Spbq)

391 107
And it's not like it's the first or 50th time it's happened or anything ... God, I love this place!

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 25, 2022 07:39 PM (QbCrG)
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My favorite is writing a really good, maybe even witty comment, and posting it, only to find that I missed the NOOD 5-10 minutes ago and everyone has moved on so no one will read that magnificent post.

Posted by: Ciampino - chagrin is an interesting word at August 25, 2022 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

392 Nodular Cranks also has possibilities.
Posted by: Gref

"nodular" is a pretty cool word all by itself

Posted by: late stage linguist at August 25, 2022 08:55 PM (LyVHa)

393 It's one thing to say that they all wore out and rotted away, but there were bazillions of them. Okay, just looked it up, not a bazillion, but almost 1.3 million. That's (on average) 26,000 per state.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:11 PM (4akfh)

I think many of them got parted out to put a 5-liter engine and a 5-speed transmission into a classic Mustang.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:55 PM (WVLsj)

394 Is it the yellow one, kinda small? My kids have that one. They had some weird vaccines from overseas locales as well.
Posted by: Moki

Beige-ish, bigger than my passport but not huge.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2022 08:56 PM (KAi1n)

395 370 I got a CCW and planned to get the gun to go with it.

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I've got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I found a driver and that's a start

Posted by: Baby You Can Drive My Car at August 25, 2022 08:56 PM (XG2Fi)

396 Didn't have to range qualify here. It's mostly a background check. I do own a .22 revolver, but it's not something I would carry concealed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 25, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)

397
"nodular" is a pretty cool word all by itself
Posted by: late stage linguist
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How do you feel about 'trilobular'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:56 PM (9Spbq)

398 Iron Diesel Cranks would be a pretty good band name
Posted by: genre to be determined


The could open for REO Speedwagon, or Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)

399 Ah don't know nothin' bout birthin' no bottlenoses!

Posted by: Butterfly McQueen at August 25, 2022 08:57 PM (XG2Fi)

400 There's another newspeak term that irks the hell out of me - "underserved".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2022 08:12 PM (Xrfse)

Heh. "Underserved" usually translates as "overserved" but they ain't takin' that shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2022 08:57 PM (WVLsj)

401 370 I got a CCW and planned to get the gun to go with it.


Get three to begin. Get a jump on your eventual uncontrollable craving for gubs.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2022 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

402 The could open for REO Speedwagon, or Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
Posted by: mikeski

They wanted to title their first album, Machine Head, but alas, already done.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2022 08:58 PM (LsEU/)

403 My t-shirt would say

I'm really fucking tired of liberals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2022 08:58 PM (mZ3xv)

404 372 What's wrong with the Air Force? My dad and step dad both served in the Air Force. So did my ex but he doesn't count.
Posted by: jewells45



The Air Force was alright. AC rooms, pretty girls, cable TV! I liked it. Aim High, Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 25, 2022 08:58 PM (g/54t)

405 Psst! ONT is nood!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 25, 2022 08:59 PM (Bd6X8)

406
I think many of them got parted out to put a 5-liter engine and a 5-speed transmission into a classic Mustang.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Hard to believe that so many disappeared. I suppose Cash for Clunkers may have gobbled a bunch of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:59 PM (9Spbq)

407 397
"nodular" is a pretty cool word all by itself
Posted by: late stage linguist
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How do you feel about 'trilobular'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2022 08:56 PM (9Spbq)


Rotary engine references are allowed here?

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2022 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

408 >>> 90 59 the largest school district in Colorado is closing 16 elementary schools next year

not enough kids to keep them open
Posted by: DB at August 25, 2022 07:28 PM (geLO
Don't worry, there will be plenty of illegals, anchor babies, and suchlike to take advantage of American 'opportunities'.
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2022 07:36 PM (0OP+5)

In CO they already have lots of those, yet they're still closing schools.

We should totes believe the Experts! on population counts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2022 09:02 PM (llON8)

409
Nasty, pasty looking little gnome, real Liz Cheney look going.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door


Was she wearing her CDC blessed mask?

It sounds like she would be ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 25, 2022 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

410 On Robert Malone's substack, a discussion on Covid vaccine and informed consent, posted is the top level analysis of the vaccines, and what damages they are doing

https://tinyurl.com/dfhckfj4

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)

411 Spent my youth thinking Mick Jagger and David Bowie were the gayest of gay homos thanks to that song. And it colored my impression of the gay Rolling Stones too.

I'm still not a big fan of the Rolling Stones.

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412
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Posted by: coulabs at August 31, 2022 09:18 PM (wtoAG)

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