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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Axeman at August 24, 2022 07:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 24, 2022 07:46 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 24, 2022 07:47 PM (EouuZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 07:48 PM (cWMuE)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 24, 2022 07:48 PM (bVYXr)
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Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 07:49 PM (g1EEm)
I had to look up the difference betwixt a Coatimundi and a Bandicoot. I thought a bandicoot was also stripey-tailed, but it's just another Aussie marsupial rat thing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 24, 2022 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2022 07:50 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Emmie at August 24, 2022 07:51 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 24, 2022 07:51 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Axeman at August 24, 2022 07:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)
_ it's tea time
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 24, 2022 07:52 PM (gi0xn)
https://tinyurl.com/ykt8ywzb
"We heard reports of the first case last week, then all of a sudden - boom! The whole ship goes down. Quite the medical mystery."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 24, 2022 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 24, 2022 07:53 PM (YsSvh)
CBD should add photographs to the art thread. Many times they are better than paintings.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 07:53 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: huerfano at August 24, 2022 07:53 PM (dTFZY)
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sharing a toothbrush...maybe a towel
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 07:53 PM (NpAcC)
this is how we get man on ottoman....
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
CBD should add photographs to the art thread. Many times they are better than paintings.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 07:53 PM (NpAcC)
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We'd probably end up with the live action Naked Man on an Ottoman.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 07:55 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:54 PM
Toilet seats. I've been warning people about toilet seats since AIDS, but no one took it seriously, despite all the married men in big cities getting it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 24, 2022 07:57 PM (YsSvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 24, 2022 07:57 PM (Ygx2e)
But there is so much shit art out there that he has not exhausted.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 24, 2022 07:57 PM (C1rbv)
He's a poodle
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 24, 2022 07:57 PM (gbzeC)
That's fishing for food. I prefer fishing for fun.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 24, 2022 07:58 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Emmie at August 24, 2022 07:58 PM (6RgRK)
CBD should add photographs to the art thread. Many times they are better than paintings.
Posted by: r
no
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 07:58 PM (dZLCB)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 24, 2022 07:58 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at August 24, 2022 07:58 PM (kdYHv)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 07:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 24, 2022 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2022 07:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 24, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: George Chauvin's Prison Romance at August 24, 2022 08:01 PM (AyJX1)
Plumber looks forward to paying for neighbors gender studies degree.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 24, 2022 08:01 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 24, 2022 08:01 PM (C1rbv)
Chinga!
Chingadera!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 07:48 PM (cWMuE)
My father-in-law used to call my mother-in-law chingona.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 08:03 PM (DgWEj)
In Australia, the name "Marie" is pronounced Mar-reee, not MUH-Ree.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 08:03 PM (cWMuE)
Just a heads up... There are some animals out there that don't really like to be booped on the end of their nose.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2022 08:03 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 08:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
*******
Or hot guys, that I would fill CBD's inbox with until he gives in and features them as a H/T from me for my fellow 'ettes.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 08:04 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2022 08:03 PM (hVqGz)
Women, too.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:05 PM (BXxcV)
My father-in-law used to call my mother-in-law chingona.
Posted by: Jordan61
Chuy will gusta this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 08:05 PM (cWMuE)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2022 08:03 PM (hVqGz)
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I challenge any member of the Horde to try that with a rhinoceros and see how that works out for them...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 07:58 PM (dZLCB)
I don't understand this comment.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (BXxcV)
I probably couldn't program a VCR, either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (C23gB)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (k8B25)
All I know is Chinga tu madre is a really, really nasty and evil curse.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 08:07 PM (dZLCB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:07 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 24, 2022 08:08 PM (C1rbv)
"you're welcome"
//Stinkfinger
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:08 PM (Lzpvj)
i believe you
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 08:07 PM (dZLCB)
I just meant you forgot to add the fairness
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:08 PM (BXxcV)
I'm still waiting for the poker playing dogs. I gave up on velvet Elvis some time ago.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 24, 2022 08:09 PM (zfAML)
how about some Ralph Steadman for Art Thread
he did this piece for the book Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"The District Attorneys Convention"
https://tinyurl.com/3y492nux
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 08:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (geLO8)
"you're welcome"
//Stinkfinger
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"Cold Anger tries not to go to violence. For those who carry it, no conversation is needed when we meet. You cannot poll or measure it; specifically, because most who carry it avoid discussion… And that decision has nothing whatsoever to do with any form of correctness."
https://tinyurl.com/yc3xbnv8
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (mrCdT)
TY, I started to lose it at work....two younger ladies aglow at "forgiveness" both carrying more than 40 grand in loans so end result *really* is "meh"
"but they made money off of us with the interest"
I am like, "last place to do this was venezuela"
"I don't know anything about that"
Well look wait until after you have your baby, and by the way your kids and grandkids want to thank you for the extra trillion in debt they get to get fucked by.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (dNqv+)
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I don't understand what he has agains classics...
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (V13WU)
Just the other day, NYC handed out free phones, healthcare and housing to all the new residents of the great big apple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 24, 2022 08:11 PM (+eXoW)
Eh, there will be no violence political, moral, social, or literal over this....
America is full of retards, the assholes who perpetrated the biggest con in the history of the world are going to be FUCKING REWARDED for the con.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 08:11 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:06 PM (Lzpvj)
I got a rock.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 24, 2022 08:12 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah. What happened to him?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 08:12 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: fd at August 24, 2022 08:12 PM (sn5EN)
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sharing a toothbrush...maybe a towel
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
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I read that as a trowel and it seemed to make sense, sort of calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by: Ciampino - a fartclam trowel? at August 24, 2022 08:12 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: George Chauvin's Prison Romance at August 24, 2022 08:01 PM (AyJX1)
Apparently.
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 08:13 PM (zeA2f)
Posted by: sven
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Oh, I know.
I expect no justice in this world, none.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 24, 2022 08:13 PM (mrCdT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah. What happened to him?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 08:12 PM (DgWEj)
Well according to his wiki he got kicked out of a rental property in 2020 for not paying rent. He married a gal after Young Einstein, but they separated in 2007. He had a movie in 2000.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2022 08:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2022 08:03 PM (hVqGz)
Women, too.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:05 PM (BXxcV)
This explains so much. I get it now, finally!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 24, 2022 08:16 PM (4I/2K)
Yahoo Serious became a reporter named Yahoo Incoherent.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2022 08:14 PM (dNqv+)
My dad loved Young Einstein. Then again, my dad was high a lot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 08:17 PM (DgWEj)
he did this piece for the book Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"The District Attorneys Convention"
https://tinyurl.com/3y492nux
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 08:09 PM (geLO
62 reminds me of our modern FBI
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 08:10 PM (geLO
"
yeah, 1970's version of that meme picture from some dc "protest".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 24, 2022 08:17 PM (+eXoW)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2022 08:17 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
but mostly, the snorkeling.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 08:18 PM (C23gB)
With respect to the pretensions of oppressive rulers (or rulers seen as such), I recollect reading about the famous angry exchange of words between Samuel Johnson and Alexander Boswell (father of James). Dr. Johnson had been criticizing Cromwell, in the context of the execution of Charles I, asking what good he (Cromwell) had ever done, and the Laird of Auchinleck responded that he had at least taught kings that they had a joint in their necks (I don't recall the exact words, but that is close). I have no high regard for Cromwell, and I think Alexander Boswell had merely said something mildly to the Dictator's credit, but I understand and appreciate the sentiment.
Posted by: Paco at August 24, 2022 08:18 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2022 08:18 PM (7TeuT)
for the same reason all Americans are to blame for Africans selling other Africans into slavery 500 years ago.
Fuck you pay me.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Boop!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)
Asa had not paid the government for the privilege of selling lemonade from private property and it was this cop's job to enforce this law.
I am really surprised he didn't wait until 3am and blast down the family's front door with a 30 man swat team. Shoot the dog and hand her a cease and desist order plus a summons to appear.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2022 08:20 PM (hwoGt)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 24, 2022 08:13 PM (mrCdT)
And the fact that there is no justice in the world is what the Left takes advantage of to herd their sheep.
Like I said earlier, Leftism isn't a religion. Religion has the power to give solace and comfort, even happiness and contentment. Leftism only ever makes its adherents miserable. It has no power to create or spread joy, just misery.
Sorry I was jut springboarding off your comment as a way of saying hello.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:20 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 24, 2022 08:21 PM (gi0xn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -
precisely
thank you for clicking thru
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 08:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
ISWYDT
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:22 PM (BXxcV)
no do the aztecs
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 08:22 PM (dZLCB)
CBS News
@CBSNews
EXCLUSIVE: CBS News has learned the Biden administration is moving to make DACA a federal regulation and shield it from legal challenges. https://cbsn.ws/3CLaYDN
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (NpAcC)
for the same reason all Americans are to blame for Africans selling other Africans into slavery 500 years ago.
Fuck you pay me.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:19 PM (Lzpvj)
In 1324, the Emperor of Mali, Mansa Musa, went on a pilgrimage to Mecca. He took with him 10,000 slaves, leaving thousands more behind to tend to his estates.
The only thing unique about slavery in America and Western Civilization is that we ended it. I ain't payin' shite.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 08:22 PM (dZLCB)
They would have been Marxists if he'd been around then.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (BXxcV)
See the xerson selling unregulated lemonade at 243 Main Street.
Proceed with caution, lemonade is known to cause cancer in California.
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (sn5EN)
"What did Oliver Cromwell ever do for us?"
//Derp Labour
He played a role in the development of Parliamentary supremacy, helped establish the British army and enhance the navy, and introduced greater freedom of religion than had been seen before. As a hobby he helped create a renaissance of British education establishments, put the nation back on relative to near peer parity with France and Holland (the latter of which he ended a war with)
but other than all that what did he do?
Fuck the royals.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:25 PM (Lzpvj)
What's the defense? Own stocks in companies that make real stuff. Own land? Anything else?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 08:25 PM (g1EEm)
Awaiting Jackzzzzon Hole
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 24, 2022 08:25 PM (QbCrG)
CBS News
@CBSNews
EXCLUSIVE: CBS News has learned the Biden administration is moving to make DACA a federal regulation and shield it from legal challenges. https://cbsn.ws/3CLaYDN
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (NpAcC
No more tonight. Please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:26 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (NpAcC)
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Of course.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2022 08:26 PM (u73oe)
And people think the police aren't an occupying army?
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 08:26 PM (zeA2f)
How soon we forget Tilikum the killer whale...
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 08:27 PM (cWMuE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2022 08:27 PM (/YXj1)
Boopable you 🎶
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 24, 2022 08:27 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 08:28 PM (cWMuE)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Betty Boop at August 24, 2022 08:29 PM (4I/2K)
What's the defense? Own stocks in companies that make real stuff. Own land? Anything else?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 08:25 PM (g1EEm)
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Buy more ammo.
/I seriously considered becoming an ex-pat, but then I'd get to miss out on maybe being able to legitimately someday kill some commies -- and I owe it to those who fought, bled, were tortured and/or maimed, and died for our now incredibly-shrinking liberty & prosperity to do the same.
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 24, 2022 08:29 PM (QbCrG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 24, 2022 08:28 PM (cWMuE)
NO STANDING
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 08:29 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)
Here have a shave?
“I had rather have a plain russet-coated captain that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a gentleman and is nothing else.”
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:30 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/2ss7weh2
Posted by: Javems at August 24, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (dZLCB)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (gi0xn)
https://tinyurl.com/2ss7weh2
Posted by: Javems at August 24, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO
It's just dust. Lots of dust in here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:32 PM (mZ3xv)
Ha ha ha you're so funny Shain with your madcap zany antics making fun of people who sound so crazy. You are truly the king of satirical comments!!!
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 08:32 PM (BXxcV)
"Yeah I don't understand why we do not beam into fucking the center of Jupiter..."
//The Shat
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)
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Yer gonna have to be a little more specific...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:33 PM (K5n5d)
The one planet where the folks have a hot gal who bats her eyes at Kirk....
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)
Class M planets rock!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 24, 2022 08:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)
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Yer gonna have to be a little more specific...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:33 PM (K5n5d)
the one where they run into som aliens...
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)
My last Golden was like that when I would come home from a trip. He was a hugger.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2022 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: fd at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)
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The green chick? The blue chick? Or the android?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (K5n5d)
*
I think we've seen all we need to see over the last twelve years.
Someone made a Stalinist who/whom reference earlier. We're there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (C23gB)
Posted by: the Bees at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: SnailRacer at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (iDh16)
I was not aware any "federal regulation" was "shielded" from legal challenges.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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You're welcome.
Posted by: Dishonest Abe at August 24, 2022 08:36 PM (wtaX2)
A buddy won't hug you for bailing him out, unless he's still drunk.
Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2022 08:37 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2022 08:24 PM (NpAcC)
Sooooo... Presidential Decrees over ride the actual written law.
OK then.... Kalvinball it is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 24, 2022 08:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 24, 2022 08:29 PM (QbCrG)
Nice way of saying you want to raid their mansions, take their women, drink their booze, break their shit, and then fart loudly in their couch cushions while watching them board an Air Pinochet flight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2022 08:37 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)
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Yer gonna have to be a little more specific...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:33 PM (K5n5d)
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Never-before-seen dude in a red shirt dies.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 08:38 PM (RFKzk)
https://youtu.be/FShh16xQops
It's pretty lit. I'm not quite finished listening yet, but I'm loving how she's blasting this gnome.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2022 08:38 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2022 08:38 PM (XQDUp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:39 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 08:39 PM (zeA2f)
Posted by: Ripley
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You're making things a lot more complicated than they are.
Gas hit $5/gallon. People stopped driving. Demand dropped below pandemic levels (not a casual comment, an actual true statement, Time link in my name field), gas prices drop because that's how supply and demand works. People see gas prices are lower and begin driving more, increasing demand, and increasing price.
And now school is starting, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 08:39 PM (C23gB)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2022 08:40 PM (7TeuT)
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 08:41 PM (zeA2f)
And now school is starting, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 08:39 PM (C23gB)
Congratulations! You're smarter than everyone in Joe Biden's administration!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:41 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/2ss7weh2
Posted by: Javems at August 24, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO
It's just dust. Lots of dust in here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 08:32 PM (mZ3xv)
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We had pollen. Yeah it was pollen.
Posted by: Ciampino - the dust is unbelievable sometimes at August 24, 2022 08:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Xispatcher at August 24, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)
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Yer gonna have to be a little more specific...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:33 PM (K5n5d)
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Never-before-seen dude in a red shirt dies.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 08:38 PM (RFKzk)
Kirk: *upon beaming down, gives commands to a trio of redshirts while pointing to a nearby place* Dig three graves over there. I'll explain later.
Posted by: ST:TOS memes at August 24, 2022 08:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
You mean take their Karens, triggly puffs,and whoopies?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 24, 2022 08:42 PM (gbzeC)
Oh no. Now Yeoman Rand has got the pox.
Posted by: fd at August 24, 2022 08:43 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
All true but you are forgetting one thing. Biden has also been quietly draining the Strategic Oil Reserve for months and it is now at its lowest point since 1985.
Trump filled it to an overflow state when gas was cheap and now we will have to refill it when gas is the highest it's ever been.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bluebell
BFD at this point.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 24, 2022 08:44 PM (KAi1n)
The horror, the horror....nyah nyah nyah nyah.....
The only episode of TOS I will turn the channel on.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 24, 2022 08:42 PM (gbzeC)
Oh hell no, thats what the helicopter is for.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2022 08:45 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: G'rump928
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Is she on the wall?
It had to be asked.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2022 08:45 PM (aSWOS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fd at August 24, 2022 08:46 PM (sn5EN)
if ever Spock needed to Mugato the fuck out and start clocking fuckers with an I beam...
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Hazchic at August 24, 2022 08:46 PM (Rbtxw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Well, when you put it that way. Yeah.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2022 08:46 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 24, 2022 08:44 PM (KAi1n)
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You forgot the Hilary sock.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2022 08:48 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2022 08:48 PM (RkC6l)
Oh hell no, thats what the helicopter is for.
Posted by: Berserker
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It'll have to be a CH-54 Tarhe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2022 08:48 PM (aSWOS)
>Feed them well and wash your hands. You don't want your hand ripped off because it smells like chicken.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 08:49 PM (KD5bY)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 24, 2022 08:49 PM (sWM8x)
M-O-O-N that spells BONK BONK
You know what fanfic was never written?
Michael J Pollard as a reformed good captain....
and no I ain't advocating it get written.
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)
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I'd first use it to eliminate the enemies of God (you know who you are). Then dump it in the Marianas Trench for safekeeping.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (g1EEm)
Kirk's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Kirk's good conscience: For shame! James Tiberius, I'm surprised at you!
Kirk's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Kirk's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, James.
Kirk's evil conscience: You homo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (4I/2K)
>Feed them well and wash your hands. You don't want your hand ripped off because it smells like chicken.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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If I had done that with Mike Hammer's Cat, I would have needed stitches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (id1Da)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 08:52 PM (rbKZ6)
Kim "watch me ruin true grit" Darby?
I mean "yeah" but "no."
Posted by: sven at August 24, 2022 08:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (K5n5d)
Makes more sense to me.
It's the very definition of a priceless object. Ahh. I've been drinking and can't complete that thought.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 08:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 08:49 PM (KD5bY)
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Fun fact: All cats (big ones included) have backward-pointing spines on their tongues made of keratin. They are not only used to groom themselves, but are also handy for stripping scraps of flesh off bones.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 08:53 PM (K5n5d)
So -- sucking beer through a hollowed out hot dog?? What the actual fvck???????????
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 08:54 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: Ricardo Romantico at August 24, 2022 08:54 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 08:57 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: fd at August 24, 2022 08:58 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 08:58 PM (eGTCV)
>Leave to a Yankee fan to be sipping penis in the cheap seats.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 08:59 PM (KD5bY)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (g1EEm)
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I do believe calling a nood when no nood exists warrants a night in the box.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 09:00 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2022 09:00 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 08:52 PM (rbKZ6)
I like Wordle too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:01 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Zettai at August 24, 2022 09:01 PM (y8OK5)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:03 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 08:54 PM
File under "tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2022 09:05 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)
https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Mustaine
Still insisting that ALL of the guitar solos on Metallica's first album were his.
Sigh.
Thank goodness they kicked him out. Otherwise Metallica would never have lasted and Megadeth would never be. Better to have both.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2022 09:05 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 08:52 PM (rbKZ6)
I like Wordle too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:01 PM (DgWEj)
Every morning for me -- Pundle, then Wordle, then Heardle. Can't start my day without them!!
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:06 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 08:51 PM (g1EEm)
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I do believe calling a nood when no nood exists warrants a night in the box.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 09:00 PM (RFKzk)
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Five minute penalty - max
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (zeA2f)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2022 09:05 PM (RkC6l)
I assume the beer is cold. Wouldn't that be like snorkeling a corpse?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)
No you can't
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:09 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:09 PM (yQpMk)
We were on a mission from Gawd.
Posted by: zombie The Knights Templar at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 09:00 PM (RFKzk)
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Five minute penalty - max
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (zeA2f)
10 minute - thread misconduct
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:03 PM (eGTCV)
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Stress is supposed to also cause a cat to purr. I have yet to notice that but then my cats are only occasionally stressed by other cats so I can't tell.
Posted by: Ciampino in the house of cats it seems at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)
No you can't.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (llON8)
At least for the moment.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:09 PM (yQpMk)
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It takes a couple times to get it right.
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 09:11 PM (zeA2f)
Trump filled it to an overflow state when gas was cheap and now we will have to refill it when gas is the highest it's ever been.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yeah, good point. At least that spending won't increase inflation over it's current 50% rate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (Yp3LT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (5KWKT)
Nope. Outside of the 100 comment minimum. Lol
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (zeA2f)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (yQpMk
How do you know the potatoes are Irish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:13 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:13 PM (mZ3xv)
They are white as snow.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2022 09:00 PM (RFKzk)
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Five minute penalty - max
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (zeA2f)
10 minute - thread misconduct
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (5KWKT)
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What! Not the barrel?
Posted by: Ciampino - The Barrel is for meditation they told me at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (qfLjt)
Doof I was thinking about you earlier today, buddy. How are you?
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 08:52 PM (rbKZ6)
I like Wordle too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:01 PM (DgWEj)
Every morning for me -- Pundle, then Wordle, then Heardle. Can't start my day without them!!
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:06 PM
Have you found Absurdle? It will drive you nuts! Just like Wordle but the AI keeps changing the word while you do the puzzle. You have to read the instructions to figure out how that works, but you get more than six chances to get the correct word.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: The Emperor Penguin at August 24, 2022 09:15 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)
No you can't.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (llON
Yes he can.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:15 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:15 PM (yQpMk)
Imagine them thinking of John and Jane hearing that the loans of Art History grad students are being paid off. Smiling as they think of how it must make them feel.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:15 PM (Yp3LT)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:06 PM
Doof- I haven't heard of the other two. I'll check them out!
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:16 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
and later, the Dutch Oven!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 24, 2022 09:16 PM (4I/2K)
But in my defense it was very very late in the thread and I was bored and also possibly drunk.
Also the Statute of Limitations has long passed.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:17 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:17 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 08:57 PM (eGTCV)
dealers at the English and Parisian flea markets were always trying to unload stolen stuff from churches and graveyards
I would see lesser dealers in the states having carved marble sleeping lambs for sale in their shops
thought about telling them where they came from but why waste my breath
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2022 09:17 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (rbKZ6)
Off to find this!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:18 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV)
No you can't.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 24, 2022 09:10 PM (llON
I can resolve internal tensions with internal argument. Hence I can argue with myself.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 24, 2022 09:18 PM (eGTCV)
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Yeah, but you weren't doing it to try and intentionally mildly annoy people you don't know because you have mental problems.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:18 PM (Yp3LT)
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (BXxcV)
Hey there! Better each day, thanks. Been keeping busy. Lots of concerts. Most recent was Duran Duran last night. 5 or 6 more before the TxMoMe. Will you be there?
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: St. Floyd of Fentanyl at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (zeA2f)
Excellent. I will be claiming all tax beaks available to any entity on my next personal tax return (carried interest comes to mind for starters).
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:17 PM (mZ3xv)
Everyone I've seen. New potatoes are just the ones you harvest early before you starve wait for the rest of them to get big.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (yQpMk
How do you know the potatoes are Irish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:13 PM (mZ3xv)
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They are immigrants?
Posted by: Ciampino -- The Barrel is for meditation they told me at August 24, 2022 09:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
bogtrotter. I resemble this remark. It's probably the Irish version of Montezuma's Revenge...
Then again, I might be Scottish. Fuck if I know. (don't care, actually)
But boiled cabbage is the Devil's Large Dingleberries.
Brussel sprouts are the small version of same.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2022 09:20 PM (JOtiF)
Let's hear about Cadaver Joe and his strong Irish roots.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 09:20 PM (KD5bY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Boswell at August 24, 2022 09:20 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:16 PM (rbKZ6)
Pundle is like hangman with a clever clue (pun) to guide you.
Heardle is like Name That Tune.
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (5KWKT)
Everyone I've seen. New potatoes are just the ones you harvest early before you starve wait for the rest of them to get big.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (yQpMk)
Useful information for the burning times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (mZ3xv)
Do you like oatmeal porridge?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (Xrfse)
It's not not funny.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
no it isn't
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 09:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (rbKZ6)
Well that just sounds cruel!!!
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:22 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: Gollum at August 24, 2022 09:23 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (mZ3xv)
Seriously? You didn't know that New Potatoes are just the early ones?
Yeah, you stick your hands into the ground around the potato and pull them out. The plant will make more.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:22 PM (5KWKT)
Just tried it, it's fun! Took me 7 tries to get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:23 PM (DgWEj)
they're the ones that fit in the can
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 09:24 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (5KWKT)
Oh please say yes, Ellipsis!! I'd love to meet you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:24 PM (DgWEj)
Yeah, you stick your hands into the ground around the potato and pull them out. The plant will make more.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
I didn't say it was useful to me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:24 PM (mZ3xv)
I found a 3 1/2 inch carriage bolt in a 2 1/2 can of peach halves
when I picked up, I thought the rattle was a pit
my friends were impressed that I knew what a carriage bolt was
musta fell out at the canning plant
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2022 09:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:17 PM (BXxcV)
The statute of asshoe limitations has no expiration limit. Once an asshoe...
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2022 09:25 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:24 PM (mZ3xv)
Ah.
I mean, it's right there in their name. I guess we could have called them Young Potatoes or something. Or some French name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2022 09:27 PM (7TeuT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:17 PM (mZ3xv
An Irishman walks into a bar. Tells the bartender that he'll have dinner first before having his whiskey so he orders some vodka.
Posted by: polynikes at August 24, 2022 09:27 PM (zB5jo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 24, 2022 09:27 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2022 09:28 PM (us2H3)
I mean, it's right there in their name. I guess we could have called them Young Potatoes or something. Or some French name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:26 PM (yQpMk
I bet the old potatoes are pretty annoyed by them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:28 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
no it isn't
Posted by: DB
Yes it is.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 24, 2022 09:28 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 24, 2022 09:28 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2022 09:28 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2022 09:27 PM (7TeuT)
We are closing out our 18th straight day of rain in Lower Alabama. And except for this Sat. Every day for the next 10 is 50% chance or greater.
My cat can disappear into the front lawn.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:29 PM (yQpMk)
Do you like oatmeal porridge?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)
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Is there any other kind? Pshaw!
Posted by: Ciampino -- The Barrel is not punishmnet right? at August 24, 2022 09:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:13 PM (mZ3xv)
We called him an Irish spud. But no one was listening to potatoes then.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2022 09:30 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:30 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 24, 2022 09:30 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)
Quite a bit, I just don't like it stuffed into a sheep's stomach. And it definitely doesn't like me.
I be thinking "they don't call it gruel for nothing".
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2022 09:30 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 24, 2022 09:28 PM (lz5hY)
You are a true restaurateur.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:31 PM (yQpMk)
My cat can disappear into the front lawn.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:29 PM (yQpMk
You got a bush hog?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:31 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:31 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2022 09:32 PM (oTZbj)
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That's kind of where I am.
Drain it, leave it, try to start a war.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:32 PM (Yp3LT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:31 PM (mZ3xv)
I have a much abused push mover for when it gets very tall.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:33 PM (yQpMk)
The Long's Peak Rain Shadow is a real thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 24, 2022 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 24, 2022 09:33 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:34 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: polynikes at August 24, 2022 09:34 PM (zB5jo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eGTCV
No, you can't!
Posted by: Emmie at August 24, 2022 09:34 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 24, 2022 09:08 P
No you can't
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 24, 2022 09:35 PM (zB5jo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:18 PM (Yp3LT)
I would not bet on that but thank you for your vote of confidence. (:
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:35 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:19 PM (5KWKT)
Oh please say yes, Ellipsis!! I'd love to meet you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:24 PM (DgWEj)
Anyone else you'd love to meet aside from [...]? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:35 PM (5KWKT)
I found an Absurdle game. I guess FAGGY wasn't in the word list.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 24, 2022 09:36 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2022 09:36 PM (7TeuT)
*
I saw them once back in the 90s.
They smelled like they sound.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:37 PM (g6ohO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:31 PM (9WSy4)
You mean drain it by sucking it through a hollowed out hot dog?
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:37 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:35 PM (5KWKT)
Of course I'm looking forward to meeting you, too! But Ellipsis thinks I look like Kate Beckinsale so I want to see the look of disappointment on his face when he sees me for real.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:38 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:31 PM (9WSy4)
Remember Obama and the military stocks and all the mask/respirator stocks at the start of Covid? Pocketed the appropriation, never bought the stuff.
Then the Dems started stealing out of what was there for resale.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2022 09:39 PM (eoQWY)
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I saw them once back in the 90s.
They smelled like they sound.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 24, 2022 09:37 PM (g6ohO)
That was just a Reflex
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:39 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 24, 2022 09:39 PM (zB5jo)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:14 PM (rbKZ6)
Well that just sounds cruel!!!
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:22 PM
You will hate me for it. You can play as many times as you want, so it's very addictive.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:39 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM (0OP+5)
Hi there! We might have been in the little Mexican place when you were passing through.
Give the critters some ear scritches from us!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 24, 2022 09:40 PM (llON8)
Posted by: polynikes at August 24, 2022 09:40 PM (zB5jo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:41 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 24, 2022 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:16 PM (rbKZ6)
Pundle is like hangman with a clever clue (pun) to guide you.
Heardle is like Name That Tune.
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:21 PM
I just tried both. I got the answer correct for Pundle (I really like it) but the Heardle confused me. Do you use the Spotify one? How do you change the music genre? The intro it played for me is of a type of music that I almost never listen to.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:44 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
That's what she said!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:45 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:24 PM (DgWEj)
That's sweet Jordan. Unfortunately will not be able to make that one. You know I'd love to meet you in all your one of a kind Kate Beckinsaleyness.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:45 PM (BXxcV)
or they used to
Skillman Ave in Dallas and Allen PKWY in Houston
both fill up with water when it's just humid outside
well, maybe that's an exageration
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2022 09:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:38 PM (DgWEj)
And just WHY does he think you look like her???
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (5KWKT)
@WashTimes 1m
JUST IN: Mayorkas officially cancels DHS disinformation board
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (IEa8U)
Glad to hear you're doing good pal. Been such a strange year in so very many ways.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Old Potatoes at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
wasn't going to log on but boy howdee
Posted by: Shep at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:38 PM (DgWEj)
I would never be disappointed to meet you, sweetheart.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (5KWKT)
Who knows how these things get started? I do have bacon, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (IEa8U)
that in itself is BS
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2022 09:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (5KWKT)
Never you mind all that.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:48 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:41 PM (9WSy4)
----
What? You scrape paint off surfaces, grind it back to powder, add carrier and reuse?
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm just being funny at August 24, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
how do we know this isn't disinformation
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 09:49 PM (geLO8)
@WashTimes 1m
JUST IN: Mayorkas officially cancels DHS disinformation board
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (IEa8U)
We've got this.
Posted by: US Treasury, Internal Revenue Service at August 24, 2022 09:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (mZ3xv)
Not even close.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:49 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (IEa8U)
They decided that DHS Dezinformatsiya Board was too revealing, so the new name will be simply the DHS "Information" Board!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (mZ3xv)
Not even close.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:49 PM (DgWEj
Wow. A humble Kate Beckinsale! Hubbada hubbada!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (KD5bY)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:44 PM (rbKZ6)
Heardle is through the Spotify website. There are various genres, usually not the same one from day to day. I don't think you can change it. I did not get today's (that artists does not appeal to me AT ALL). Some days it's easy, other's it's songs I've never heard of. Fun way to start my day.
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (5KWKT)
Houston still does. They are even thinking of raising 1-10 on the sections that are prone to flooding. The underpass at I-10 and the Beltway has 20ft measurement lines on the support columns.
Posted by: polynikes at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (zB5jo)
>>JUST IN: Mayorkas officially cancels DHS disinformation board
They are just taking it underground.
Or alternatively...
Everything is an Op.
Everything is Bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 24, 2022 09:51 PM (6oLEp)
Doritos, however, has and will continue to rise in cost comparatively to other chips because the generic and store versions are vastly inferior, both i flavor and texture.
Doritos are a premium, proprietary product.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2022 09:51 PM (h8nSa)
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 09:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:46 PM (5KWKT)
Never you mind all that.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:48 PM (BXxcV)
OK. But the question remains -- will you be there for the TxMoMe??
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (mZ3xv)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:22 PM (5KWKT)
Just tried it, it's fun! Took me 7 tries to get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:23 PM
Here's a tip- get rid of the Y quickly. Otherwise, every word will end in Y and there are a ton of words in that bucket. It also recycles words. I've actually had the same word be the "correct" answer in two consecutive games a couple of times. If you play it often enough, you'll figure out how to strategize to keep the game from giving you word patterns you don't want. Also, it helps to use discarded letters to make the puzzle stop changing the underlying word.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (rbKZ6)
And yet compared to 1980's Doritos they may as well be 7/11 brand.
This isn't nostalgia, they definitely changed bigly.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2022 09:53 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2022 09:53 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (mZ3xv)
----
How can you say that! It's more likely that Kate Beckinsale looks like Jordan. Sheesh.
Posted by: Ciampino -- I'm just having fun at August 24, 2022 09:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (5KWKT)
Unfortunately will not be able to make it. Plus it would ruin the air of great mystery which surrounds me.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Eromero
The very fact that you do not already have these things makes me wonder if you also don't have a weedwhacker!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM
I'll try it again tomorrow.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2022 09:47 PM (mZ3xv)
That's the word on the interwebz.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMOD at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (zB5jo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 09:50 PM (KD5bY)
Read that as 'nasty fcuking rabbit'. Need another medicine.
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
This isn't nostalgia, they definitely changed bigly.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (BXxcV)
Sour cream & onion Doritos were the bomb.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:55 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2022 09:56 PM (r46W7)
What?! Man, that skeevy son of bitch gets lots of quality.
I guess it's the plump sausage.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 24, 2022 09:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (r46W7)
>>Kate Beckinsale f'd Pete Davidson voluntarily. She's off my bang list . Okay maybe I'll give her a second chance if she asks nicely.
Fun Fact:
Kate Beckinsale dresses up in horse costumes for fun.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (6oLEp)
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:52 PM (BXxcV)
I can't honestly say I recall, even as a Doritos enthusiast.
The only time I abstained from Doritos was during the Olestra days.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (h8nSa)
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: J. Winfield at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (BXxcV)
Understandable. Your air will remain unruined!!
Posted by: Doof at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 24, 2022 09:55 PM (DgWEj)
Why don't I remember those? I wonder if it was regional.
I do remember Salsa Rio which were just okay.
I have to say around 2013 there were some in Costco I believe exclusively that were like a Three Cheese flavor that were really quite something else. Saw them a couple years in a row.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:58 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Eromero
The very fact that you do not already have these things makes me wonder if you also don't have a weedwhacker!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 24, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
I have 2 count 'em T-W-O,
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2022 09:58 PM (0OP+5)
>When she realized he had the maturity level of a 15 year old, she put down his dick and handed him off to the next bimbo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2022 09:58 PM (KD5bY)
Posted by: DB at August 24, 2022 09:57 PM (geLO8 )
You misspelled ugly strung-out looking motherf*cker.
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Posted by: ... at August 24, 2022 09:58 PM (BXxcV)
Could be. I had them in SoCal in the 80s.
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