Monkey Heroics Cafe

Returning a baby to its mom. I don't know what kind of animal this is. It might be some type of weasel.

Returning a fallen baby sloth to its mom.

Dog schemes to get up the stairs without getting swatted by the cat who has taken up position at the top stair. Will his stratagem work? Watch and see.

What your dog does when it thinks you're not watching.

What your cat does.

Tonight on Hoarders.

That's the password from last month. Beat it.

Steamer ducks intervene to save a chick from an entirely different species, a penguin, from raptors.

Lightning strike pic.twitter.com/OOCvHNvoQK
— Nature is Fucking Lit (@Fucking__lit) August 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/XANqUrO2BO
— Nature is Fucking Lit (@Fucking__lit) August 22, 2022

A stunning view: Sebastian Steudtner, a German surfer, rode a 115 feet tall wave at Nazare, Portugal 2018 pic.twitter.com/jarA8joHPR
— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 22, 2022

It was actually 2020, not 2018. Details here.

Dude what is even with this monkey.

External disturbance is not fun 🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/EjMZmdtGrY
— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 22, 2022

He is hero! 🙏💕 pic.twitter.com/D3uDPnRr2I
— Figen (@TheFigen_) July 25, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:52 PM

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1 Is that your monkey?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 07:52 PM (mvBnK)

2 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 07:53 PM (R5lpX)

3 Damn phone and site jumping around...that's my story.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 07:53 PM (R5lpX)

4 Monkey Heroin Cafe?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at August 23, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

5 Monkeys are actually nasty creatures. Rip
Your face off, they will.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 07:53 PM (mvBnK)

6 Oh well, one can't expect to just come in and steal a first on the jump.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 07:54 PM (R5lpX)

7 I’m addicted to heroin. I have to be rescued by a brave woman everyday.

Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at August 23, 2022 07:55 PM (u73oe)

8 Rain Photography is very Blade-Runner-ish.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

9 I'm so depressed about not being first, I'm gonna get a tub of ice cream and a spoon.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 07:55 PM (R5lpX)

10 That's a lovely picture. I'd like some day to wander around Paris, and I guess the french countryside too, but you'd have to get rid of all the french people first.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 07:56 PM (NWBBy)

11 They'd all be dead without the jet skis.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2022 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

12 Ok. Just got to my side of the pond. See y'all later!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 07:58 PM (UOtXw)

13 Dog had 95 percent of the right idea...if he'd sent his head around the back way from the cat he might have gotten away without the swat.

They seemed to be playing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

14 In 2 years one of those tiger cubs is going to make a snack out of that monkey.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 23, 2022 07:58 PM (m85Ms)

15 But holy shit, that lightning strike vid is insane

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 07:58 PM (UOtXw)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 23, 2022 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

17 10 That's a lovely picture. I'd like some day to wander around Paris, and I guess the french countryside too, but you'd have to get rid of all the french people first.

Posted by: BurtTC

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And the dog droppings

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2022 07:59 PM (8AONa)

18 I think we've found monkeypox patient zero.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 23, 2022 07:59 PM (xPl2J)

19 That vid is very similar to our home situation now, with the monkey being our new male kitten, and the tigers being our adult male cats.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)

20 On that lightning strike, mentioned when CBD had Ben Franklin picture he had to know the power of lightning yet did his experiment anyway.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 08:00 PM (k8B25)

21 Posted by: BurtTC

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And the dog droppings
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2022 07:59 PM (8AONa)

Are you sure it was the dogs?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)

22 Punchline: I think that's just the reflection of her shoes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 23, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

23 Haha. I hate f*cking monkeys but the one teasing the tigers was chuckleworthy.

Posted by: Bosk at August 23, 2022 08:02 PM (v4L7Y)

24 Ben Franklin is a lie. A sassy black woman invented electricity.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2022 08:03 PM (BXxcV)

25 I'm pretty sure I've been on that very intersection in Paris. Nicer day though.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

26 A Cafe kind of story
Sunday coming home from grocery store opened door and a pint of blueberries fell on driveway and lost 1/2 of them.
So Sunday afternoon put a sea shell looking ornament out by bird bath and put some blueberries in it. Birds ate it all up, so filled it 3 more times last being this afternoon.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 08:03 PM (k8B25)

27 That vid is very similar to our home situation now, with the monkey being our new male kitten, and the tigers being our adult male cats.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)

Seen that a lot, but funny how the put upon adult so casually puts out the tail then gives a tiny wiggle on the end to hook the kitten...

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

28 If that "minkey" is not that man's very personal pet... that man's a weirdo.

Posted by: MkY at August 23, 2022 08:04 PM (cPGH3)

29 It's very like trying to resuscitate a raccoon hit on the road here.

Posted by: MkY at August 23, 2022 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

30 I'm so depressed about not being first, I'm gonna get a tub of ice cream and a spoon.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM

Me, too, buddy.

Posted by: Tater at August 23, 2022 08:05 PM (ftFVW)

31 That's a lovely picture. I'd like some day to wander around Paris, and I guess the french countryside too, but you'd have to get rid of all the french people first.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 07:56 PM (NWBBy)

**

I've been to Strausbourg France. It's not Paris, but they are still snobs. Italy on the other hand, the people were so friendly

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 08:06 PM (R5lpX)

32 Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:00 PM (NWBBy)

Seen that a lot, but funny how the put upon adult so casually puts out the tail then gives a tiny wiggle on the end to hook the kitten...
Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

That's half the reason it's so funny, the little guy is just doing what does naturally, and YOU, big male cat, are wagging your tail so invitingly, then get all hissy when he pounces on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:06 PM (NWBBy)

33 so depressed about not being first, I'm gonna get a tub of ice cream and a spoon.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM

Me, too, buddy.
Posted by: Tater at August 23, 2022 08:05 PM (ftFVW)

I'm dealing with it via booze.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 23, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)

34 CPR on a monkey? That is life-affirming.

Well done man.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 08:08 PM (C1rbv)

35 It's very like trying to resuscitate a raccoon hit on the road here.
Posted by: MkY at August 23, 2022 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

Yeah, I'm no expert on monkey CPR, but I'm pretty sure his form is all wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:08 PM (NWBBy)

36 That's half the reason it's so funny, the little guy is just doing what does naturally, and YOU, big male cat, are wagging your tail so invitingly, then get all hissy when he pounces on it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 08:06 PM (NWBBy)

You have to keep up appearances or it isn't naughty of the kitten so less fun.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

37 That's a lovely picture. I'd like some day to wander around Paris, and I guess the french countryside too, but you'd have to get rid of all the french people first.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 07:56 PM (NWBBy)

I did not spend much time in France, but I did see that the people outside of Paris were very nice. Hell, even most of the the people in Paris were not that bad. Most spoke some English, and sometimes we would speak in German. I do not know French at all. And my German was not great. But we made do.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 08:09 PM (x8Wzq)

38 I have caramel ice cream but haven't opened it yet, would be awesome with apple pie.
Up earlier tomorrow, everyone have a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 08:09 PM (k8B25)

39 I'm not doing mouth to mouth on any monkeys. I'm just saying. Bad things have happened when we get too close to monkeys.

You're on your own, my primate friends.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2022 08:09 PM (/NCI4)

40 Doggie saving his friend was a fantastic video

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 08:09 PM (k8B25)

41 A lot of you seem to be assuming that picture is from Paris. It could be Las Vegas. You don't know.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2022 08:11 PM (/NCI4)

42 Aha! We have found the MonkeyPox Patient Zero!

Posted by: The CDC at August 23, 2022 08:11 PM (PiwSw)

43 Doggie saving his friend was a fantastic video
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 08:09 PM (k8B25)

Yup. That was friggin' awesome.

Cat would be saying, "more food for me."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 08:11 PM (x8Wzq)

44 I did not spend much time in France, but I did see that the people outside of Paris were very nice. Hell, even most of the the people in Paris were not that bad. Most spoke some English, and sometimes we would speak in German. I do not know French at all. And my German was not great. But we made do.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 08:09 PM (x8Wzq)

I agree - spent a while in Paris, not a lick of French and the people just seemed 'big city' the way a New Yorker or Chicagoan on the street can seem indifferent and busy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 08:12 PM (eoQWY)

45 But it was just a wee minkey pox blister on the lips.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 23, 2022 08:12 PM (mO6/M)

46 Get an AED and shock the monkey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

47 the Bandar-log are feeling salty, Shere-Khan is not pleased.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 08:13 PM (xhaym)

48 Cute little hoarder pup.
The show Hoarders will give you nightmares

Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 08:13 PM (NpAcC)

49 Funny that. I'll be in Paris, albeit briefly, this Saturday.

*packs rubber galoshes

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 23, 2022 08:13 PM (DsA2n)

50 Got a call from the boss today. I will be working the nightshift starting tomorrow night. The already shorthanded shift got more shorthanded. The lead got Covid and the other guy is on vacation. That leaves one guy on shift, so I will be working with him starting tomorrow night (4 nights). That's fine. I like mids. Worked most of my adult life on mids. Kind of miss them. Should probably stop slamming down beers. Hungover at work isn't fun, even mids.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2022 08:16 PM (sAmhv)

51 Monkey is assole.

youtube.com/watch?v=jBeOddejiGw&t=4s

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 23, 2022 08:16 PM (iRfpu)

52 46 Get an AED and shock the monkey.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 08:13 PM (63Dwl

Kinky

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:16 PM (mE7cY)

53 I'm so depressed about not being first, I'm gonna get a tub of ice cream and a spoon.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy

Mm! What kind ya got? Get me spoon!

*plops down next to That Guy

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

54 The People's Front for Purple Martin Recognition are gonna go all protesty in here.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:17 PM (Kr91M)

55 There is only Mint Chocolate Chip. Simply the king of the ice creams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:19 PM (mE7cY)

56 Whattawewant?

Mar-tins!

Whendowewantem?

Now!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2022 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

57 That lightning was crazy !

That monkey was an asshole

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 08:20 PM (M+Lyo)

58 I've been drinking rum and Coke with Goslings but I'm craving a Dark and Stormy so I'd better save some until I can get some ginger beer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 23, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)

59 April, hahahaha!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:21 PM (Kr91M)

60 Big fans of the swallow here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:21 PM (mE7cY)

61 in fairness, instead of aheago faces the youtubers should be doing thunbgerg faces.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:21 PM (pDTo2)

62 monkeys and cats are asshoe

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 08:22 PM (geLO8)

63 There is only Mint Chocolate Chip. Simply the king of the ice creams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Would be good if the chocolate was a ganache swirl. I do not like chocolate chip ice cream. The chocolate doesn't melt. Totally unsatisfactory.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2022 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

64 Mauler has a 6 hour video set to release this Friday, I think.

(I forget what it's for, though.)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 06:34 PM (ee2OS)

From last thread:
Mauler has a 6 hour video set to release this Friday, I think.

(I forget what it's for, though.)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 06:34 PM (ee2OS)

I think that is for Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:22 PM (HJDAV)

65 Mm! What kind ya got? Get me spoon!

*plops down next to That Guy
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

**

Breyers chocolate brownie chunk.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 08:22 PM (R5lpX)

66 61 in fairness, instead of aheago faces the youtubers should be doing thunbgerg faces.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:21 PM (pDTo2

Probably shouldn't google either of those things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:22 PM (mE7cY)

67 There is only Mint Chocolate Chip. Simply the king of the ice creams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

But which kind? The chunky kind (e.g. Breyer's) or the fine kind (e.g. Baskin-Robbins)?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (DsA2n)

68

Gibons are asshoe!

Posted by: Tiger cub number 1 at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (7DYli)

69 surfers in Portugal are insane. Those monster waves are terrifying. My dangly bits shrunk up just watching that

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (geLO8)

70 AlaBAMAm you support our Martins and we'll do swallows for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Kr91M)

71 "Martial arts with a dog" looks more like swing dancing with a dog. That dog is hep, really down the alley with that jive. Zoot!

Posted by: Paco at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (njExo)

72 What city is that in the pic ?

HA! kidding

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:24 PM (V13WU)

73 I like the Breyer's chocolate peanut butter. That PB swirl is so smooth and delicious.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

74 The monkey lives!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 08:24 PM (NpAcC)

75 Mauler has a 6 hour video set to release this Friday, I think.

(I forget what it's for, though.)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 06:34 PM (ee2OS)

I think that is for Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness. I could be wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:22 PM (HJDAV)

Only 6 hours? Must be for a television commercial, Longman takes 30 hours for a movie.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

76 Hmm. That picture at the top. That sure ain't Paris AR. No Sonic.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 23, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

77
Probably shouldn't google either of those things.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

the aheago face has something to do with girls imitating japanese cartoons having sex or something

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:25 PM (pDTo2)

78 Monkey mesin' with tigers is tooo funny !

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:26 PM (V13WU)

79 70 AlaBAMAm you support our Martins and we'll do swallows for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Kr91M

Umm, where do I sign up?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

80 My favorite ice cream growing up: breyer's vanilla fudge twirl. Gold Medal Ribbon from Baskin Robbins is also great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (HJDAV)

81 in fairness, this is funny

https://youtu.be/M1qr-gFfKeY

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (pDTo2)

82 like the Breyer's chocolate peanut butter. That PB swirl is so smooth and delicious.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

**

I like the chocolate Reese's and in à pinch, Mayfield or Pet chocolate Moose tracks.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (R5lpX)

83 The fastest I have ever been was in a E500 un the tunnels where Princess DI died about 1990!

We bought a company and I had to go see what we bought.

A 300e with a 500 HP motor built by AMG!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (BRHaw)

84 78 Monkey mesin' with tigers is tooo funny !

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:26 PM (V13WU)

Hilarious! They act way too much like us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (r46W7)

85 Whichever one is on sale.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (R5lpX)

86 I was in Paris in '91 over Thanksgiving. My Thanksgiving meal was at an Italian Restaurant from the hotel I was staying. It was some salmon/pasta mix. Can't remember what it was called but it was good. The waitress was a lovely Italian gal who absolutely would not go out with me but she was adorable and friendly. The other 2 people were a Robert DeNiro look alike (NY accent and all) and a beleaguered French guy who was barely tolerating the obnoxious NY DeNiro look alike. A memorable Thanksgiving! I had fun in Paris. Lots of cool stuff to see, even in November.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (sAmhv)

87 79 70 AlaBAMAm you support our Martins and we'll do swallows for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Kr91M

Umm, where do I sign up?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

*blink*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (HJDAV)

88 Cliff a Clavin trivia.

Which was completed first.

The Statue of Liberty or the Eiffel Tower ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (zB5jo)

89 For every cute video entitled "Monkey Meets ...", you can find another video entitled "Monkey Eats...".

Posted by: irright at August 23, 2022 08:29 PM (NTUk0)

90 Best IC is Brahams! The butter pecan!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2022 08:29 PM (BRHaw)

91 87 79 70 AlaBAMAm you support our Martins and we'll do swallows for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Kr91M

Umm, where do I sign up?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

*blink*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (HJDAV

I'm dyin over here! Lololol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:29 PM (mE7cY)

92 88 Cliff a Clavin trivia.

Which was completed first.

The Statue of Liberty or the Eiffel Tower ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (zB5jo)

It is weird how civic monuments (these, Mt Rushmore) used to be a big thing- and then they weren't.

Fucking commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (HJDAV)

93 Gibons are asshoe!
Posted by: Tiger cub number 1

If is gibbon, is ape, not minkey.

Posted by: mikeski at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (P1f+c)

94 Batter up!

Posted by: Bosk at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (v4L7Y)

95 And the dog droppings
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2022 07:59 PM (8AONa)

Are you sure it was the dogs?

Posted by: BurtTC

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No. Not at all. But I'm taking the high road and giving the obnoxious and worthless Paris dwellers the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (8AONa)

96 90 Best IC is Brahams! The butter pecan!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2022 08:29 PM (BRHaw)

Kroger Private Selection Southern Butter Pecan is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (HJDAV)

97 The Statue of Liberty or the Eiffel Tower ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:28 PM (zB5jo)

Wait the Stat needed a base. So the Eiffel!

PS Completed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2022 08:31 PM (BRHaw)

98 But which kind? The chunky kind (e.g. Breyer's) or the fine kind (e.g. Baskin-Robbins)?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Fine chips. Easier to taste the chocolate and ice cream combination.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 23, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

99 AlaBAMAm you support our Martins and we'll do swallows for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:23 PM (Kr91M)

———————

*Munches popcorn*

This should be interesting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 08:31 PM (u73oe)

100 Do they still rent out the Eiffel tower for advertising? I saw a picture of it with lights spelling out Citroen.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 23, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

101 Wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears, scientists say _the Guardian

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 08:32 PM (mRaXM)

102 wellllll, somebody did NOT have amusez-vous in Paris...

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (V13WU)

103 Do they still rent out the Eiffel tower for advertising? I saw a picture of it with lights spelling out Citroen.

in fairness, the french will do anythig for $, even germans

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (pDTo2)

104 63 There is only Mint Chocolate Chip. Simply the king of the ice creams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

when I was young, Mint Chocolate Chip was the ONLY thing I would accept on my birthday! I didn't want no cakes - well not until someone found a Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake. Perfect!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (r46W7)

105 Best IC is Brahams! The butter pecan!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Braums chocolate chip, yum. Occasionally will do their peppermint. Reminds me of Christmas as a kid.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (ftFVW)

106 " My favorite ice cream growing up: breyer's vanilla fudge twirl. Gold Medal Ribbon from Baskin Robbins is also great."

Good lord I loved Baskin Robbins Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet.

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (gLRfa)

107 10 That's a lovely picture. I'd like some day to wander around Paris, and I guess the french countryside too, but you'd have to get rid of all the french people first.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2022 07:56 PM (NWBBy)

The French in Normandy and Brittany are generally nice and friendly, And as for Paris, you are more likely the meet Americans and Chinese and be served by Eastern Europeans than French.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 08:34 PM (AmoqO)

108 The give us your tired poor is about 18 inches!

It is bullshit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2022 08:34 PM (BRHaw)

109 We find these carbs to be self evident,
That all ice cream is wonderful!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:35 PM (HJDAV)

110 When I was a kid we had an ice cream maker. Dad would only make pistachio. It’s my favorite to this day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)

111 -
It is weird how civic monuments (these, Mt Rushmore) used to be a big thing- and then they weren't.

Fucking commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM -
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We have not yet begun to build the "irresistible-vacuum" Kamala Harris shrine.

Posted by: Teh Left's Monument "Men" at August 23, 2022 08:35 PM (NTUk0)

112 I think the dog just wanted the stick and the other dog just happened to be attached.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (eJn7u)

113 The monkey video reminds me of people who take squirrels to vets and rehab centers when they're injured.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (GuL4M)

114 109 We find these carbs to be self evident,
That all ice cream is wonderful!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:35 PM (HJDAV)

I don't think Lincoln said that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (mE7cY)

115 vanilla

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO8)

116 110 When I was a kid we had an ice cream maker. Dad would only make pistachio. It’s my favorite to this day.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)

It can be really good. There was a toasted chocolate almond mom and dad would buy from the Schwann's man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (HJDAV)

117 AlaBAMA, Brunhildee, our outreach specialist will be in touch.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (Kr91M)

118 Braums chocolate chip, yum. Occasionally will do their . Reminds me of Christmas as a kid.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (ftFVW)

So about 20 or more year ago my wifes mom wanted peppermint. My FiL and I drove to about 10 stores to find it for Xmas!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2022 08:37 PM (BRHaw)

119 If Ace puts a penguin in the Café, but runner doesn't see it, has maximal value been achieved?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

120 >I think the dog just wanted the stick and the other dog just happened to be attached.

I was thinking about the asshoe who threw the stick and almost watched his dog drown

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

121 Nest boxes far away from the barns work, then martins closer to the barn. Both birds are very territorial therefore the martins will keep the swallows away from the barns.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 08:37 PM (mRaXM)

122 I don't think Lincoln said that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You're right, it was Neapolitan.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 23, 2022 08:38 PM (ftFVW)

123 117 AlaBAMA, Brunhildee, our outreach specialist will be in touch.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 08:36 PM (Kr91M)

Is the one with the unibrow?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:38 PM (mE7cY)

124 Whoever threw that stick for the dog, and then laughed throughout the video, should be shot.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 23, 2022 08:38 PM (3ImbR)

125 >>>Returning a baby to its mom. I don't know what kind of animal this is. It might be some type of weasel.

Kinda looks like a Koala from the front, but they don't have tails. Maybe a Tree Kangaroo.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 23, 2022 08:38 PM (hVqGz)

126 s that your monkey?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 07:52 PM

Not gonna answer that. Wouldn't be prudent.

Next you'll ask if the monkey is happy to see you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

127 Toyota Exec Says Lack Of Consumer Demand Makes U.S. Goal Of 50% Electric Vehicles By 2030 A Long Shot

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (mRaXM)

128 Steamer ducks from Cleveland?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

129 It is weird how civic monuments (these, Mt Rushmore) used to be a big thing- and then they weren't.

Fucking commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (HJDAV)

Monuments are done by cultures that are extremely self confident and want to make a public proclamation of their strength and effectiveness. You can see why we don't go in for that kind of thing anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (r46W7)

130 Toyota Exec Says Lack Of Consumer Demand Makes U.S. Goal Of 50% Electric Vehicles By 2030 A Long Shot
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (mRaXM)

Didn't the Ford execs just say the same thing?

Maybe they are trying to politely let the New Green crowd down easily.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:40 PM (mE7cY)

131 Evening, Horde...

Allie the Cat (TM) is now exploring my house after living in my sunroom for the past week or so. She's getting a little bolder, which is good. Still timid, but not quite so fearful.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 08:40 PM (K5n5d)

132 If Ace puts a penguin in the Café, but runner doesn't see it, has maximal value been achieved?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

I never miss a penguin, bud.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:40 PM (V13WU)

133 Not unibrow. Just how she scowls.

Tell her she is pretty. She will not knife you then.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 08:41 PM (xhaym)

134 when I was young, Mint Chocolate Chip was the ONLY thing I would accept on my birthday! I didn't want no cakes - well not until someone found a Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake. Perfect!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:33 PM (r46W7)

Me too. Still the best flavor.

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2022 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

135 Ice cream:

Mint chocolate chip is nasty
Bluebell cookies and cream was my favorite as a child.
Now, cappuccino chocolate swirl at Husky Deli is the best. Hands down. Hand made in the store.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 08:42 PM (U2p+3)

136 U.S. Goal Of 50% Electric Vehicles By 2030 A Long Shot
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman

"Long shot" seems a might optimistic.

Posted by: Reality Calling at August 23, 2022 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

137 I have an old White Mountain

welded up an adapter for my 90 degree Milwaulkee hole hawg

works perfectly with the varible speed

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM (us2H3)

138 Mint chocolate chip is nasty

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 08:42 PM (U2p+3)

I question your judgement.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM (mE7cY)

139 Just say Bonjour when meeting or greeting anyone. It's polite.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM (AmoqO)

140 I think the mom and baby things were marmosets.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM (E3FAu)

141 >>>Tonight on Hoarders.

I was raised to believe that when the Benny Hill theme song starts playing, some busty babes will soon be making an appearance.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM (hVqGz)

142 Mint chocolate chip is as good as river otters are nasty.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2022 08:44 PM (ufFY8)

143 Allie the Cat (TM) is now officially a member of the household.

She just threw up on my carpet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 08:44 PM (K5n5d)

144 Just say Bonjour when meeting or greeting anyone. It's polite.
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM (AmoqO)
----
"Crazy gibberish!"

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (K5n5d)

145 Just say Bonjour when meeting or greeting anyone. It's polite.
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM

Oui.

Posted by: The French Model from the Internet at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

146 River otters are cool. Sea otters are the gheyz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (mE7cY)

147 Cacked up furball for the win!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

148 Steamer ducks are quite burly and some populations can't fly. I think the ones in the Falkland don't fly.
They have bony knows in their wings and will use them to fight and attack other critters. They are pretty aggressive.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (xhaym)

149 Sorry stepped away. Statue of Liberty completed first. Another Cliff Clavin fact is the Eiffel Tower is not a steel structure. It's made of iron.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (zB5jo)

150 I had a nice sterliing penguin ice bucket and cocktail shaker

fucking ex took from me in the split

she was a mean dog

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (us2H3)

151 She just threw up on my carpet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Is there carpet in the sun room? If not, methinks she did that on purpose.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 23, 2022 08:46 PM (ftFVW)

152 The Eiffel Tower is made of surrender and cheese.

But mostly surrender.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:47 PM (mE7cY)

153 Toyota Exec Says Lack Of Consumer Demand Makes U.S. Goal Of 50% Electric Vehicles By 2030 A Long Shot
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (mRaXM)

I find his lack of faith disturbing.

Posted by: George Soros at August 23, 2022 08:47 PM (AMIL/)

154 It is known that Butter Pecan is the best flavor of ice cream.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:48 PM (zB5jo)

155 AlaBAMA
Pistols at noon. Weasel is my Second.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)

156 I had a nice sterliing penguin ice bucket and cocktail shaker

fucking ex took from me in the split

she was a mean dog
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (us2H3)

Penguins in art...now you are talking! Oh, sorry about the ex. Nasty business, as all exes. amirite ?

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)

157 The Eiffel Tower is made of surrender and cheese.

But mostly surrender.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:47 PM (mE7cY)

It's not made of cheese like the moon, don't be silly !

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (V13WU)

158 Just stopped by to lurk awhile, but now I got to dig out some ice cream. Maybe Breyers vanilla on a Belgian waffle with blue berry syrup.

Posted by: Cosda at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (2uT//)

159 It is weird how civic monuments (these, Mt Rushmore) used to be a big thing- and then they weren't. Fucking commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 08:30 PM (HJDAV)

Monuments are done by cultures that are extremely self confident and want to make a public proclamation of their strength and effectiveness. You can see why we don't go in for that kind of thing anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (r46W7)

You crazy kids. Let the current Ruling Elites gets a bit more control. You'll get more monuments, parades, songs, and pledges than you could shake a stick at.

Besides, all you gotta' do is order some crops burned and livestock slaughtered, and you'll get the FDR or Lincoln treatment. They'll name schools and streets after you. Might even get that statue in DC. Maybe even your face on the side of a mountain, if you play your cards right.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (7BReP)

160 Turns out those eagles are just big chickens.

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (dJs6r)

161 155 AlaBAMA
Pistols at noon. Weasel is my Second.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)

That's much lunchtime. How about 9:30?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (mE7cY)

162 River otters are cool. Sea otters are the gheyz.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM

It's not a good thing to antagonize nurses, you know. They select the hypodermic needle and Foley catheter gauges they're going to use, you know.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)

163 Bony knobs

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (xhaym)

164 Butter pecan or strawberry. Tillamook is very good.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (b+v9B)

165 145 Just say Bonjour when meeting or greeting anyone. It's polite.
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM

Oui.
Posted by: The French Model from the Internet at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

Non!

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 23, 2022 08:50 PM (PiwSw)

166 iver otters are cool. Sea otters are the gheyz.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

in fairness, whe was not going to havve sex with you anyway

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:50 PM (PNtr5)

167 155 AlaBAMA
Pistols at noon. Weasel is my Second.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)

I was wondering if you were going to let that go unchallenged.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (PiwSw)

168 Just say Bonjour when meeting or greeting anyone. It's polite.
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 08:43 PM

Oui.
Posted by: The French Model from the Internet at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

Non!
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 23, 2022 08:50 PM (PiwSw)

Both of you are mistaken.

https://youtu.be/JMK6lzmSk2o

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (ufFY8)

169 150 I had a nice sterliing penguin ice bucket and cocktail shaker

fucking ex took from me in the split

she was a mean dog
Posted by: REDACTED

I still don't understand why that shit happens. My ex took a Luger pistol that my grandfather picked off a dead German in WWII in France. He hates guns. And it's my frigging family. But. He took it. And won't give it back. Asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (U2p+3)

170 5 Monkeys are actually nasty creatures. Rip
Your face off, they will.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 07:53 PM (mvBnK)

And we are descended from Monkeys...

Something to think about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

171 And that's why you don't hide under a tree during a lightning storm.

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (dJs6r)

172 Matt Gaetz wins his primary.
Charlie Crist will be the Dem candidate against DeSantis.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (NpAcC)

173 >>>Dude what is even with this monkey.

Don't know, but it won't be much of a mystery when he disappears.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 23, 2022 08:52 PM (hVqGz)

174 I lol'd (Crist is winning the FL Dem gov primary)

Greg Price
@greg_price11
·
1h
Very excited to watch Charlie Crist become the first person in American history to lose a statewide election as a Democrat, Independent, and Republican

Posted by: 29Victor at August 23, 2022 08:52 PM (BJKQV)

175 171 And that's why you don't hide under a tree during a lightning storm.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 23, 2022 08:51 PM (dJs6r)

No shit. I live beside an old farmhouse that got turned into a restaurant and the patrons routinely hang out under the huge trees out front. Last week a lightning storm comes through and a whole family was just standing under a big tree with their kids.

I was fuming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:53 PM (mE7cY)

176 Very excited to watch Charlie Crist become the first person in American history to lose a statewide election as a Democrat, Independent, and Republican
Posted by: 29Victor at August 23, 2022 08:52 PM (BJKQV)

The grifter trifecta.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:53 PM (zB5jo)

177 So I looked at the last thread where the butchers were cutting up the kids. Sorry. The "trans" patients. The one where the poor girl had recent cuts - probably more recent than the surgery to remove her breasts - was heartbreaking.

I think this is the way forward, though. Those pictures should be shown to every adult, from people aware of what's going on to Aunt Martha who doesn't have the slightest clue. Shine the light on it. Make them own it.

Also I'm pretty sure the doctors are purposely hacking and sewing the poor things up in horror-movie style. I've seen too many that look like a scene from Saw to accept that it's not being done on purpose just to f*ck the poor little things up even more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 08:53 PM (GuL4M)

178 nd that's why you don't hide under a tree during a lightning storm.
Posted by: Half D

in fairness, that is not right

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2022 08:53 PM (PNtr5)

179 Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 08:49 PM (7BReP)

Mt. Rushmore is awesome.... got to hike around it a couple of years ago for the first time.

Same day? Went to the Geronimo site, where I paid a bunch of money to be told I was a White Supremacist who needed to give all my money to Native Americans... because... shut up!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)

180 Same day? Went to the Geronimo site, where I paid a bunch of money to be told I was a White Supremacist who needed to give all my money to Native Americans... because... shut up!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/

You mean Crazy Horse right?

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:55 PM (zB5jo)

181 Like Brunnhilde says, I thinks the "weasel" was a marmoset. Marmoset is one of my favorite flavors of ice cream.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at August 23, 2022 08:55 PM (4zxRq)

182 Toyota Exec Says Lack Of Consumer Demand Makes U.S. Goal Of 50% Electric Vehicles By 2030 A Long Shot

*

It's completely coincidental the the communist Chinese decreed almost exactly that same number and date. Complete coincidence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 08:55 PM (GuL4M)

183 elections !

FL, local stuff :

"All three of our candidates in Martin County, Florida have WON their elections.

The Martin County school board now has a conservative majority."

Nice going FL.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU)

184 "
Same day? Went to the Geronimo site, where I paid a bunch of money to be told I was a White Supremacist who needed to give all my money to Native Americans... because... shut up!
*********
That was probably the Crazy Horse site, but I got the same vibe.

Posted by: Cosda at August 23, 2022 08:56 PM (2uT//)

185 I thought Mt. Rushmore was breathtaking in person.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2022 08:56 PM (QgnTJ)

186 >Charlie Crist will be the Dem candidate against DeSantis.

Posted by: redridinghood

Crist is alive? Huh.

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

187 more,

"Both of our candidates in Miami Dade County, Florida just WON their elections, flipping the school board conservative.

Miami Dade is now the LARGEST county in America with a conservative school board majority."

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU)

188 153 Toyota Exec Says Lack Of Consumer Demand Makes U.S. Goal Of 50% Electric Vehicles By 2030 A Long Shot
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 08:39 PM (mRaXM)

I find his lack of faith disturbing.
Posted by: George Soros at August 23, 2022 08:47 PM (AMIL/)

1. Drive up the price of Gasoline.
2. Take all the drivers underpants
3. Profit, by making sure the ONLY thing you can buy is an EV.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

189 Mt. Rushmore is awesome.... got to hike around it a couple of years ago for the first time.

Believe it or not, I've worked around the Black Hills several times. Never went to see it. Not my thing.

Now - if there was a secret room behind George Washington's eye or something ? Then I'd absolutely go.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 08:57 PM (7BReP)

190 Paul Pelosi dashcam: Over at gateway pundit, I just saw a three minute segment from TMZ that wasn't included in the video FOX released earlier. The TMZ video actually shows PP, his unsteadiness standing, and the officer's decision not to make him do the linewalking test, because he would likely fall fullforce onto his fucking face, which in CA might be an environmental violation.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (qpX6U)

191 184 "
Same day? Went to the Geronimo site, where I paid a bunch of money to be told I was a White Supremacist who needed to give all my money to Native Americans... because... shut up!
*********
That was probably the Crazy Horse site, but I got the same vibe.
Posted by: Cosda at August 23, 2022 08:56 PM (2uT//)

Yeah... yer right... my bad. Tried to purge the whole debacle from my memory.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (oHd/0)

192 Jamaica, do they sell Tillamook ice cream in NY?

Vanilla ice cream is best on Apple crisp by the way. Don't go fancy, it hideaway the flavor of the desert.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym)

193 Penguins in art...now you are talking! Oh, sorry about the ex. Nasty business, as all exes. amirite ?
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)

yes, my split was a bad one

she took great offense when I left her and then all of her friends that I had sex with started ratting me out

she traveled all the time and you can't leave a horn dog alone for 10 months out of the year

I'm not a mean dog, just not a good dog

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (us2H3)

194 this is hilarious - Charlie Crist, the GOP-e retread has smoked the actual Democrat in the race.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (r46W7)

195 nd that's why you don't hide under a tree during a lightning storm.
Posted by: Half D

Back in the day, before 'storm chasers' became a thing on television, a friend and I attended a seminar held by the greatest weatherman in the world, Tom Skilling (yeah, brother to the Enron guy).
He showed a picture of a young couple on a mountaintop with their hair standing out all straight from static electricity. He said less than a minute later they were killed by lightning.

If you sense static on a fvcking hilltop, or anywhere, for that matter, hit the dirt immediately.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

196 WHo was the woman with Mr. Pelosi, hmmm ?

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (V13WU)

197 Wasn't Geronimo part of Roosevelt's parade as a prisoner of war?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (mE7cY)

198 You mean Crazy Horse right?
Posted by: polynikes

Saw Crazy Horse on the same trip. They were still doing blasting. Amazing what man can do when they want to.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (QgnTJ)

199 Wow, there was a great observation in that child mutilation twitter thread. Ready? You won't be able to unsee it.

"These kids are getting worshipped and praised for this. Heroes. Soon they will be frowning upon those who choose not to mutilate themselves. Evil playing out"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (GuL4M)

200 Charlie Crist is proof that Florida Man is not just a meme.

Who else would vote for this clown?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

201 Crist is alive? Huh.
Posted by: DB
*****

Well, no. I don't think so. Is that a requirement?

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (4zxRq)

202 194 this is hilarious - Charlie Crist, the GOP-e retread has smoked the actual Democrat in the race.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (r46W7)

OrangeManGood?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (PiwSw)

203 Yo Ace, I got a kick out of "Spin Me Round." Thanks for the recommendation. Aubrey Plaza is the devil.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (qpX6U)

204 186 >Charlie Crist will be the Dem candidate against DeSantis.

Posted by: redridinghood

DeSantis will crucify him

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (us2H3)

205 Now - if there was a secret room behind George Washington's eye or something ? Then I'd absolutely go.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 08:57 PM (7BReP)

Did not pay attention when I planned that trip... but it was Sturgis week when I was there.

GREAT fun time.... even with a Lady Friend who was not even close to an extrovert.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

206 Vanilla ice cream is best on Apple crisp by the way. Don't go fancy, it hideaway the flavor of the desert.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym)

Yes Vanilla is the best flavor for pairing pies, crisps and cobblers.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:00 PM (zB5jo)

207 "These kids are getting worshipped and praised for this. Heroes. Soon they will be frowning upon those who choose not to mutilate themselves. Evil playing out"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (GuL4M)
---
This is orders of magnitude worse than the Star-Bellied Sneetches...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 09:00 PM (K5n5d)

208 I thought Mt. Rushmore was breathtaking in person.

It is. I lived in SD for a time when I was a kid and my parents took me. I was in awe.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 23, 2022 09:00 PM (nxdel)

209 Best view of Rushmore is Washington's profile from the west side on a state highway (I forget the number). Really cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

210 she took great offense when I left her and then all of her friends that I had sex with started ratting me out

she traveled all the time and you can't leave a horn dog alone for 10 months out of the year

I'm not a mean dog, just not a good dog
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 08:58 PM (us2H3)

um...

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)

211 149 Sorry stepped away. Statue of Liberty completed first. Another Cliff Clavin fact is the Eiffel Tower is not a steel structure. It's made of iron.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 08:45 PM (zB5jo)

And being French, with lots of rivets.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (AmoqO)

212 Did not pay attention when I planned that trip... but it was Sturgis week when I was there.

Last job I did in the Dakotas, I ended up staying in a resort in Deadwood. Pretty cool. Being the dumb ass I am, had no idea it was a resort town until I pulled up in the work truck.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (7BReP)

213 It was a stugis trip in 2000. Yes, I'm old. But still a great trip. So many memories.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2022 09:03 PM (QgnTJ)

214 Being the dumb ass I am, had no idea it was a resort town until I pulled up in the work truck.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (7BReP)

Fucking Wu!

Posted by: Al Swearingen at August 23, 2022 09:03 PM (ufFY8)

215 um...
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)

I knew you'd take her side

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:03 PM (us2H3)

216 Miami Dade is now the LARGEST county in America with a conservative school board majority."
Posted by: runner
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Good news.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 09:03 PM (mRaXM)

217 I was born in Rapid City , SD . I always planned to move back to the Black Hills area one day. Alas life got in the way.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:04 PM (zB5jo)

218 >Miami Dade is now the LARGEST county in America with a conservative school board majority."

how long before the FBI declares it a terrorist enterprise

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 09:04 PM (geLO8)

219 Never go anywhere within a hundred mile radius of Sturgis during rally week. Fucking sucks. Like fucking gigantic locusts. But much louder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)

220 I always thought cobblers would take best a chardonnay, what with the leather notes

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)

221 OrangeManGood?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (PiwSw)

Crist is actually burnt umber.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (Spr0s)

222 201 Crist is alive? Huh.
Posted by: DB
*****

Well, no. I don't think so. Is that a requirement?
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM (4zxRq)

No.

Posted by: Ron Klain at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (cm/80)

223 Sturgis started out as something great but then corporations got a hold of it like everything else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (mE7cY)

224 Best view of Rushmore is Washington's profile from the west side on a state highway (I forget the number). Really cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

Yes. That highway has a number of spots that have great views of Rushmore. We went on a rock hounding trip through the area, and, nerds that we are, saw some rose quartz embedded in the hillside along the road. Too tough to chip out, lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (ufFY8)

225 Crist is alive? Huh.
Posted by: DB
*****

Well, no. I don't think so. Is that a requirement?
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at August 23, 2022 08:59 PM

Certainly not to vote in Democrat enclaves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

226 Though we'll have fun with it, there's actual a serious point to be taken from Crist's win tonight - as has already happened in Texas, the Democrat Party is now dead in Florida. A washed up GOP retread can easily take the party's nomination from any actual democrat who runs.

As I've said before, there's really only one reason Beto got the dem's nomination for Gov in Texas - he was the only one who could self fund his campaign, because the Texas Dem Party is stone cold broke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (r46W7)

227 Nadler leading Maloney in NY. Looks like he's going to win

Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (NpAcC)

228 Charlie Christ, you have now lost as a republican, democrat, and independent. Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 09:07 PM (u73oe)

229 Son graduated from SD Mines some years ago. We loved visiting. Just never in August. haven't been back since he graduated. Rapid is a cool city.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

230 Mind you, I like cobblers as a dessert, I like something that lasts.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)

231 Pug, bf's mom lived in Rapid City. We stayed there. Just day trips. n I think we went to the rally twice in one week. Then rode home.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2022 09:07 PM (QgnTJ)

232 > Like fucking gigantic locusts. But much louder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

that's one of the things I remember most about it- that background hum of MC engines 24/7. had to use earplugs for sleeping.
We did a day ride out to Devil's Tower. Didn't see any flying saucers.

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (geLO8)

233 I knew you'd take her side
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:03 PM (us2H3)

I NEVER take sides, unless you is family. now, if you is family , I take sides.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (V13WU)

234 Looks like Nadler is going to win.

The dude literally cannot walk, talk or control his bladder but apparently that's the guy the people of his district will send back to DC.

Incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (cjQC8)

235 Nasty business, as all exes. amirite ?
Posted by: runner
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No, you're not.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (eqmNI)

236 Charlie Crust will get toasted by DeSantis.

If they don't cheat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (mE7cY)

237 227 Nadler leading Maloney in NY. Looks like he's going to win
Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (NpAcC)

Now that surprises me! Not that I really cared who won, I wanted them to both lose.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (r46W7)

238 227 Nadler leading Maloney in NY. Looks like he's going to win
Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (NpAcC)

with almost 60% in, like a total vote of 35K

seems kinda low turnout

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (us2H3)

239 There is a lot of bad sh!t going on, but at least Charlie Crist isn't pretending to be a Republican any more. Say, Liz, what do you think? Time to go public?

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (cm/80)

240 Fenelon asked below: "What is the "BOS" (Board of Supervisors?) Kevin who doctored the Newsome ad running for?."

BOS "Board of Supervisors" is San Francisco's legislative body. Newsom [no 2nd "e"] was a supe from 1997 through 2003 and then successfully ran for mayor. The BOS used to be liberal; it's full on prog now. However, the internecine fighting is fascinating.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (KAi1n)

241 I like cobblers as a dessert, I like something that lasts.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2022 09:07 PM

Concur. Chewy, but good.

Posted by: Hannibal L. at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Thought Rick Scott was Trump's pick to replace McConnell. Yesterday it was reported that Scott holds the purse strings of the NRSC and is the one who clawed back money from Trump candidates. hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (mRaXM)

243 Isn't Charlie Crist of the tribe of orange?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (eGTCV)

244 NY is a lost cause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (mE7cY)

245 With both Nadler and Crist in play, somebody's gotta do an Oompa-Loompa sock....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (PiwSw)

246 Nadler was always going to be hard to beat, with his Greek god looks from head to toe.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (cm/80)

247 223 Sturgis started out as something great but then corporations got a hold of it like everything else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (mE7cY)

I would never go to Sturgis itself... but... the surrounding towns on the RUN? Good People... Real America... Real Americans riding through.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

248 No, you're not.
Posted by: SMH

You okay? You seem down. I had that last week.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (QgnTJ)

249 The dude literally cannot walk, talk or control his bladder but apparently that's the guy the ~~people of his district~~ The Powers That Be will send back to DC.

Incredible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (cjQC

---
FIFY - There's no way he's winning those votes honestly

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (K5n5d)

250 No, you're not.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:08 PM (eqmNI)

you got me

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (V13WU)

251 @242

Rick Scott is a weasel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:11 PM (cjQC8)

252 FIFY - There's no way he's winning those votes honestly
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (K5n5d)

Rep. Maloney, you cannot let your constituents down! Demand an audit!!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 09:12 PM (PiwSw)

253 Nadler was always going to be hard to beat, with his Greek god looks from head to toe.
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:10 PM (cm/80)

Silenus

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:12 PM (zB5jo)

254 The dude literally cannot walk, talk or control his bladder but apparently that's the guy the people of his district will send back to DC.

Incredible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

At first I thought you were referring to Fetterman.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 23, 2022 09:12 PM (KAi1n)

255 Tim Scott is a weasel.

Looks like every politician with the last name of Scott is a weasel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:12 PM (cjQC8)

256 I'm fine, Infidel.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:13 PM (LvUcv)

257 i use the french vanila recipe by Luigi Carnacin's "Great Italian Cooking"

pretty fucking rich

I think for my white moutain, it takes 50 egg yolks

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:13 PM (us2H3)

258 Bon Scott>>Tim Scott

Scott is a funny looking word when you look at it.

Kinda like put. put. Put. Put.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

259 254 At first I thought you were referring to Fetterman.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 23, 2022 09:12 PM (KAi1n)

That one was just as hilarious as the idea of Nadler as an elected official. What, Democrats, you literally voted for a guy who looks like the troll under the bridge in an animated show, who sponged off his parents for decades, and can't even speak in sentences?

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:14 PM (cm/80)

260 It is known that Butter Pecan is the best flavor of ice cream.
Posted by: polynikes

Well, you're all wrong and flunk this class. Vanilla is the ice cream. Add your flavors as you will.

Posted by: MkY at August 23, 2022 09:14 PM (cPGH3)

261 Free Beacon tipped me off to a news story I missed: Roger Waters appeared on Hamas TV a while back and said Israel killed George Floyd.

I think he's on more drugs than Hunter.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2022 09:15 PM (zm+d5)

262 Never seen anyone jump start a monkey before.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 23, 2022 09:15 PM (+Qq7C)

263 227 Nadler leading Maloney in NY. Looks like he's going to win
Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2022 09:06 PM (NpAcC)

So more Dem War on Women?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 23, 2022 09:15 PM (KAi1n)

264 The best ice cream is whatever someone else has been turning the crank on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:15 PM (EdaAK)

265 CNN Medical Analyst Dr. Leana Wen Admits Masking Stunted Her Toddler’s Social Development

https://tinyurl.com/bdfmsr7s

Stupid bint.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:16 PM (/y/xH)

266 Allright, Liz. put your money where your mouth is and spend millions on the original orange man, Crist.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 09:16 PM (Kr91M)

267 256 I'm fine, Infidel.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:13 PM (LvUcv)

Oh shit.... us guys know what THAT means...

Really... I'm FINE....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0)

268 NY is a lost cause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (mE7cY)

Look at a population density map. New York is another state like Illinois. A lot - a lot - of people ruled by the inhabitants of one city. Most of New York, by area, went red in 2020. Even a state like New York.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:16 PM (7BReP)

269 CNN Medical Analyst Dr. Leana Wen Admits Masking Stunted Her Toddler’s Social Development

*

Man, imagine having all that Science in one place anytime you wanted it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (EdaAK)

270 264 The best ice cream is whatever someone else has been turning the crank on.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:15 PM (EdaAK)

One sundae coming up, with special sprinkles on top.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (cm/80)

271 the left has been hooting the special house election in NY as a bellweather

looks like the dim is gonna win, by a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (us2H3)

272 265 CNN Medical Analyst Dr. Leana Wen Admits Masking Stunted Her Toddler’s Social Development

https://tinyurl.com/bdfmsr7s

Stupid bint.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:16 PM (/y/xH

Wait til she sees what the vax does to them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (mE7cY)

273 I'm trying to imagine the type of person who goes to vote for Nadler. I don't know many people like that. It just incredible that there are so many that will vote for these vile people. I can only assume they are just as noisome.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (sn5EN)

274 @265

>>Stupid bint.

These people are evil psychopaths and in some ways I'm happy there are people still masking, it signifies broken people that are to be avoided.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (cjQC8)

275 I was a free man in Paris, etc. etc.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (9X60i)

276 268 NY is a lost cause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:09 PM (mE7cY)

Look at a population density map. New York is another state like Illinois. A lot - a lot - of people ruled by the inhabitants of one city. Most of New York, by area, went red in 2020. Even a state like New York.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:16 PM (7BReP

Fair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (mE7cY)

277 Playing Where's My Mind on the piano, never realized it's a rag.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (cjQC8)

278 I'm trying to imagine the type of person who goes to vote for Nadler. I don't know many people like that.

Go visit the Acela Corridor sometime.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (7BReP)

279 Hot fudge Sundae Which Falls on a Tuesdae.

guess what I am currently reading?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

280 I was just on Twitter and I see the stupid party is falling into the Democrats student loan forgiveness trap. Just shut up about it, if Biden does through some kind of executive order there's nothing you can do about it so shut up.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (qH6FZ)

281 That one was just as hilarious as the idea of Nadler as an elected official. What, Democrats, you literally voted for a guy who looks like the troll under the bridge in an animated show, who sponged off his parents for decades, and can't even speak in sentences?
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:14 PM (cm/80)

And appointed a failed Gay Mayor, to be in charge of Transportation.

And someone who clearly has psychological problems (Trans) in charge of Medicine for the Government.

Shall I continue? It's like they WANT the system to implode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:19 PM (oHd/0)

282 Hot fudge Sundae Which Falls on a Tuesdae.

guess what I am currently reading?

*

Popeye comics!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:19 PM (EdaAK)

283 Wait til she sees what the vax does to them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

"Wen said she’s had both her kids, aged five and two, vaccinated against COVID-19, and she’s accepted that they will likely both become infected with the virus at some point during the school year. It will almost certainly be mild though, she reasoned, and further masking and sheltering them would make it harder for them to live happy and developed lives, while also hampering her and her husband’s freedom to work."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:19 PM (/y/xH)

284 "Go visit the Acela Corridor sometime."

No No and Hell No.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2022 09:20 PM (sn5EN)

285 what you do is, you take some ripe bananas cut up in chunks, then add a few scoops of vanilla, and drench it all in chocolate syrup

Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO8)

286 Go visit the Acela Corridor sometime
___

Pass.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:21 PM (/y/xH)

287 I had to spend a week in New Jersey one time. I hope I never have to go that far North again.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2022 09:21 PM (sn5EN)

288 Popeye comics!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:19 PM (EdaAK)

*buzzer*
Oooh. sore-ee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

289 285 what you do is, you take some ripe bananas cut up in chunks, then add a few scoops of vanilla, and drench it all in chocolate syrup
Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO

That sounds like a CDC report on how monkeypox spread.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:21 PM (cm/80)

290 Nadler looks like he smells really bad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 09:22 PM (M+Lyo)

291 No charges for Atlanta officers in shooting death of Rayshard Brooks

https://tinyurl.com/5c434yfx

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:22 PM (/y/xH)

292 What's the population of NY 10th district? Freaking AOC has about 100 people in her district and I have to listen to that stupid bint screwing me up in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:22 PM (zB5jo)

293 We were given a modern ice cream maker with a little cylinder that you put in the freezer for X hours, then fill with milk, sugar, etc. You add the paddle and turn it on, and the cold transfers from the cylinder to the liquid. It does a good job although it's very much soft serve and not the more solid type like you could get with the salt and hand/motor crank style. The convenience is nice, though, and it's easy to keep ingredients around. Very quiet, too, and the kids can help.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:22 PM (EdaAK)

294 I had to spend a week in New Jersey one time. I hope I never have to go that far North again.
Posted by: fd
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Try driving an 18-wheeler through the Bronx sometime.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (/y/xH)

295 Been to NY twice. NJ once.

That's enough for one lifetime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (mE7cY)

296 271 the left has been hooting the special house election in NY as a bellweather

looks like the dim is gonna win, by a lot
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (us2H3)

I think they were crowing about it because they knew in advance they were going to win. Special elections in the summer are not bellweathers, turnout is always low.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (r46W7)

297 @271

>>the left has been hooting the special house election in NY as a bellweather. looks like the dim is gonna win, by a lot.

Yep, which means I'm probably going to be stuck with Mikie Scherill until I die and in a supposedly Republican county.

Oy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (cjQC8)

298 Wait til she sees what the vax does to them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:17 PM (mE7cY)

Yeah.... 31 year old Son... otherwise healthy... vaxed twice... Covid in January.

Was just in the Hospital for Heart Problems... Angina... or constriction of Heart veins...

It is now a fact, that all my family, who was Vaxed, got the vids... while I... Un vaxed.... did not..

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (oHd/0)

299 My favorite Nadler moment was in the Capitol Rotunda. All the other leading Democrats were kneeling, in honor of the Holy Fentanyl Saint. Nadler was not. Kneeling is not within his capacities.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (cm/80)

300 >>Go visit the Acela Corridor sometime.

Don't forget the Boomers!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

301 299 My favorite Nadler moment was in the Capitol Rotunda. All the other leading Democrats were kneeling, in honor of the Holy Fentanyl Saint. Nadler was not. Kneeling is not within his capacities.
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (cm/80)

In his defense, Weebles wobble but they don't fall down....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2022 09:25 PM (PiwSw)

302 Nadler was not. Kneeling is not within his capacities.
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (cm/80)

I think the little alien inside his human-like structure was kneeling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

303 Yeah.... 31 year old Son... otherwise healthy... vaxed twice... Covid in January.

Was just in the Hospital for Heart Problems... Angina... or constriction of Heart veins...

It is now a fact, that all my family, who was Vaxed, got the vids... while I... Un vaxed.... did not..
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (oHd/0

I'm sorry. Regardless of one's stance, that sucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:25 PM (mE7cY)

304 California Highway Patrol has released video footage of stumblebum Paul Pelosi during his DUI arrest that man was smashed

Posted by: Commenter what got a shirt at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (EKM4/)

305 I didn't see the quick hits thread until just now. I was out running. But I want to make a point.

To Noah Rothman...

The Republican Party that you dream of is dead. It is gone and is never coming back. There are two possible future states for the GOP. It will either be a populist party that values America first and minding our own business. Or it will dissolve into nothingness.

There is no future that includes a "reckoning" and "coming back to fold after confessing our sins".

Because we would rather lose than win another election with fake Conservative, Inc. If we are going to be ruled by Democrats in all but name, we might as well be ruled by actual Democrats.

We might win, we might lose. But You. Have. No. Future.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (5p7BC)

306 I'm fine, Infidel.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:13 PM (LvUcv)

You CER-tainly are...

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (BXxcV)

307 304 California Highway Patrol has released video footage of stumblebum Paul Pelosi during his DUI arrest that man was smashed
Posted by: Commenter what got a shirt at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (EKM4/)

Time served!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

308 Popeye comics!
-
*buzzer*
Oooh. sore-ee.

*

I didn't really think it was (the "Tuesdae" was a bit too high-brow), but it seemed like something silly that would've been said in that strip with the hamburger guy around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:27 PM (EdaAK)

309 Try driving an 18-wheeler through the Bronx sometime.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:23 PM (/y/xH)

Cannot even imagine. Kudos to you for doing that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

310 All the other leading Democrats were kneeling, in honor of the Holy Fentanyl Saint.

"The Jooos killed him, not the fentanyl" - Roger Waters

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (zm+d5)

311 Fair.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:18 PM (mE7cY)

Bama, in all seriousness, since you're on a computer, look up United States Population Density. Or, allow me;

https://bit.ly/3Ke4nmZ

Now look at that spot that's DC. You know where it is. Then trace up and right to include Philly, all those mashed together cities in Jersey, New York City, and through to Boston. One big, grown together, metropolitan mass.

Pretty much all American media comes from that mass. All of the Federal government does. The footprint of the Ivy League hovers around it. The philosophical underpinnings of the Republican Establishment comes from there.

Ace calls it the Acela Corridor. Whatever you call it, its no coincidence that so much bullshit originates from that part of the country.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (7BReP)

312 307 304 California Highway Patrol has released video footage of stumblebum Paul Pelosi during his DUI arrest that man was smashed
Posted by: Commenter what got a shirt at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (EKM4/)

Time served!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

The man is married to Nancy Pelosi. Hasn't he suffered enough?

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (cm/80)

313 @302

>>I think the little alien inside his human-like structure was kneeling.

He's always been a bizarre looking creep, I, mean, I suppose we have our Hogan's and McConnells with no necks and saliva control issues, but G-d damn, that dude is f***ing ugly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (cjQC8)

314 It is now a fact, that all my family, who was Vaxed, got the vids... while I... Un vaxed.... did not..
Posted by: Romeo13

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Yeah, my wife and I were discussing this a few nights ago. We know people who have caught it two and three times (we know because they test each time) and they're vaxxed and boosted.

We were exposed to it in 2020, one of us had a time with it, and neither of us have had anything we've thought was more than the sniffles since.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (EdaAK)

315 I didn't really think it was (the "Tuesdae" was a bit too high-brow), but it seemed like something silly that would've been said in that strip with the hamburger guy around.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:27 PM (EdaAK)

Nobody else is playing this guessing game.

Lucifer's Hammer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)

316 Dave Portnoy is a tool, a cuck, and an emotionally unstable little child with severe mental health issues.

I will never understand why Tucker had him on his show.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (MFZ8i)

317 Cannot even imagine. Kudos to you for doing that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___

I got my CDL after I got out the second time in '09.

Got tired of it after a year.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (/y/xH)

318 My favorite Nadler moment was in that movie of the week, "Impeachment One", when he fast waddled to beat Schiftt to the mic.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (qH6FZ)

319 Ace calls it the Acela Corridor. Whatever you call it, its no coincidence that so much bullshit originates from that part of the country.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (7BReP)
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AKA "Megacity One"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (K5n5d)

320 310 All the other leading Democrats were kneeling, in honor of the Holy Fentanyl Saint.

"The Jooos killed him, not the fentanyl" - Roger Waters
Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2022 09:28 PM (zm+d5)

If he died of Fentanyl, does not that actually mean the CHINESE killed him?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

321 I drove a motorhome thru downtown Chicago one time. I was pissing people off right and left. Did not care. Drove around and saw all the sights and then headed North.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2022 09:31 PM (sn5EN)

322 We were exposed to it in 2020, one of us had a time with it, and neither of us have had anything we've thought was more than the sniffles since.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:29 PM (EdaAK)
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EVERYONE in my immediate office at work has had it at least once. Not everyone is vaxxed.

But not me. Not even so much as a sniffle. I have my health issues, but COVID is at the very bottom of the list of illnesses that I worry about.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 09:31 PM (K5n5d)

323 Mount Rushmore was not done as a civic project. It was done by a crazy man, Gustav Borglum, who hiked up a mountain and started chipping away. People, including my parents, used to drive by and watch him being crazy. Don't know how/when/why government became involved.

Posted by: Wenda at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (gPRZb)

324 10th district has about 220k Registered Dems and 41k Republican. .

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (zB5jo)

325 Fat Jerry Nadler is going to win his primary. Dang. I was hoping we were done having to watch him crap himself

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

326 Travis at Prepared Homestead talking about the rich taking their gold out of depositories:

https://tinyurl.com/3syh7v3e

Is it the looming threat of digital currency, nationalization, and/or financial meltdown? And also to melt it down to make idols.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

327 I got a camping ice cream maker from REI several years ago. It made awesome ice cream after the kids rolled it back and forth for an hour or so. Only enough for a spoonful apiece. But it was certainly good and fun and a great project.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2022 09:33 PM (U2p+3)

328 324 10th district has about 220k Registered Dems and 41k Republican. .
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (zB5jo)

That sounds like an excellent reason not to live there.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:33 PM (cm/80)

329 My other cousin liked to tell about dropping off a load in NYC. Guy at the warehouse was helping him get to the dock and was yelling, "Get outta the way! He's from Oklahoma!"

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 23, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

330 @316

>>I will never understand why Tucker had him on his show.

Portnoy seemed together until his secret libidinous life style was revealed and that it was enabled by talking the very young conquests that he knocked up into having abortions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:34 PM (cjQC8)

331 323 Mount Rushmore was not done as a civic project. It was done by a crazy man, Gustav Borglum, who hiked up a mountain and started chipping away. People, including my parents, used to drive by and watch him being crazy. Don't know how/when/why government became involved.
Posted by: Wenda

Borglum originally wanted to make a giant moose getting drunk on ale, but the Feds said no. Stupid Feds.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2022 09:35 PM (sAmhv)

332 324 10th district has about 220k Registered Dems and 41k Republican. .
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (zB5jo)

How many 'a plague on both your parties' or independents are there?

I'm convinced, they are the only viable stable future for the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:35 PM (oHd/0)

333 @324

>>10th district has about 220k Registered Dems and 41k Republican. .

Yeah, but why vote for that piece of garbage, why not vote for the Indian dude?

It's just so disturbing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:35 PM (cjQC8)

334 I'm going to go read all the articles about the chick who was in the car with Paul Pelosi when he drunkenly ran the stop sign onto the main highway through Napa.

OK, done. Turns out there aren't any articles. Weird.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2022 09:36 PM (cm/80)

335 I've had the rona twice (I think). First time was way back before they even knew what it was, right around the end of 2019. A weird cold, mostly. I remember an old Chinese guy standing way too close to me at a grocery store checkout, coughing a lot (Chinese do not know what personal space is). Second time was worse, but I never felt like I was dying. it's the lingering after-effects that I had a problem with. I felt weak, my balance felt slightly off-bubble, and certain foods smelled weird. I am still having issues with certain smells. hard to explain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

336 It always makes me laugh when I see Cadaver Joe sit down at his kiddie dinner table in the mock oval office to sign some garbage piece of legislation.

If Joe cleans up his plate, we'll serve him some pecan pie with ice cream!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 23, 2022 09:36 PM (iRfpu)

337 >>Fat Jerry Nadler is going to win his primary. Dang. I was hoping we were done having to watch him crap himself

Look on the bright side, the equally odious Carolyn Maloney will be gone and Nadler is just as old, fatter than Jabba the Hut and in poor health. And he will soon be in the minority.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

338
AKA "Megacity One"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I remember watching a TV show about 50 years ago where they predicted the rise of the megalopolis. One of them was going to be the one covering from Boston to Washington, D.C. It was to be called Boswash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

339 Can you name the Presidents on Mt Rushmore from left to right without looking at the photo of course?

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:38 PM (zB5jo)

340 Oh, and I ain't gotten no rona shots. Good thing. I would be a rich target for the myocardia.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

341 myocarditis. Whatever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:39 PM (x8Wzq)

342 One of the few extravagances my parents gave us when we were kids was homemade root beer and homemade ice cream in the summer. Man that was good.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2022 09:39 PM (qH6FZ)

343 Mount Rushmore was not done as a civic project. It was done by a crazy man, Gustav Borglum, who hiked up a mountain and started chipping away. People, including my parents, used to drive by and watch him being crazy. Don't know how/when/why government became involved.
Posted by: Wenda

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I was talking to someone about this recently, and it's sort of sad that people don't seem to being doing these grand, wonderful things any longer. We went to see a big carillon tower in Florida (Bok Tower) and it was a man who became wealthy and wanted to create something beautiful for himself, his family, but also for everyone else. So he had this big stone tower built, and it could play music like a giant cathedral booming out over the gardens.

When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:39 PM (EdaAK)

344 Can you name the Presidents on Mt Rushmore from left to right without looking at the photo of course?
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:38 PM (zB5jo)

Yes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)

345 343 When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:39 PM (EdaAK)

Dude.

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 23, 2022 09:40 PM (cm/80)

346 One of them was going to be the one covering from Boston to Washington, D.C. It was to be called Boswash.

They weren't wrong. Is it any wonder, given how every metropolitan area always tries to dominate, via vote, everything for hundreds of miles - like Chicago dominates Illinois, or Portland dominates Oregon - that the biggest metropolitan density in the nation also desires to dominate national politics ? Even over the flyover country they despise.

That area from DC to Boston really is the source of at least two thirds of the nations problems.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:40 PM (7BReP)

347 I remember watching a TV show about 50 years ago where they predicted the rise of the megalopolis. One of them was going to be the one covering from Boston to Washington, D.C. It was to be called Boswash.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 09:37 PM (63Dwl)
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Yeah, it's fairly common in science fiction to combine cities like the Acela Corridor into one giant megacity. Another popular target is the stretch between San Franciso and Los Angeles in California - "San Frangeles"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2022 09:41 PM (K5n5d)

348 Hi CAT, this is Beto for Texas. Beto is committed to fighting against racial injustices in the state of Texas, and we're hosting a virtual event to launch the Black Texans for Beto Coalition! Can you join Beto virtually at 7pm CT on Monday, 8/29? You can RSVP here: https://www.mobilize.us/betofortexas/event/ 482914/?utm_source=text STOP to opt out.

My reply: Lol. Gfy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2022 09:41 PM (hwoGt)

349 285 what you do is, you take some ripe bananas cut up in chunks, then add a few scoops of vanilla, and drench it all in chocolate syrup
Posted by: DB at August 23, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO

This reminds me I have not had a Banana Split in a loooong time. Back in my youth in the Great Plains, it was the big splurge item to get when you got a big chunk of money from returning pop bottles for the deposit. I wonder if even Dairy Queen sells them these days.

Posted by: George Soros at August 23, 2022 09:41 PM (AMIL/)

350 "When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires"

!

Posted by: The Georgia Guidegravel at August 23, 2022 09:42 PM (sn5EN)

351 That area from DC to Boston really is the source of at least two thirds of the nations problems.

—————-

When in the course of human events...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 09:42 PM (u73oe)

352 Know what they don't say in NYC?
Y'all
It drives them crazy when they hear it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 09:42 PM (mRaXM)

353 https://tinyurl.com/3syh7v3e

Is it the looming threat of digital currency, nationalization, and/or financial meltdown? And also to melt it down to make idols.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

Thankyou... had not heard about this.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:42 PM (oHd/0)

354 When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires?
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Dude.
Posted by: Elon Musk

*

Same as Trump, he's definitely making things better for folks, but he's doing it for dollars. I mean spending hundreds of millions of those dollars not on a yacht for friends but on something for countrymen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:42 PM (EdaAK)

355 When I drove I ended up in New Jersey a lot. People there were a lot nicer that the people I dealt with in Florida. Outside of Newark and Elizabeth the country side was beautiful.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 09:43 PM (AmoqO)

356 When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

Well, Bill Gates wants to kill off over half the world's humans.
Isn't that a grand gesture?

Posted by: MkY at August 23, 2022 09:43 PM (cPGH3)

357 I have spent next to no time in the Eastern Seaboard, but I've flown over it, from Philly to NYC. one big fucking city. pretty jarring experience for a Wyoming boy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

358 Can you name the Presidents on Mt Rushmore from left to right without looking at the photo of course?

Whiskey Rebellion guy. Central Government guy. Tenth Amendment Be Damned, I Like My Parks guy. And Its Only a Republic If I Say So guy.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:44 PM (7BReP)

359 Beto has to do virtual meetings because no one comes to the real ones.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 09:45 PM (mRaXM)

360 When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Bill Gates is buying up all of the farmland so he can force you to eat bugs and meat grown in a lab, while saving the prime cuts of beef for himself and 1000 of his wealthy, powerful friends.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2022 09:45 PM (hwoGt)

361 Well, Bill Gates wants to kill off over half the world's humans.
Isn't that a grand gesture?

Giving the middle finger is a gesture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 23, 2022 09:45 PM (Bd6X8)

362 357 I have spent next to no time in the Eastern Seaboard, but I've flown over it, from Philly to NYC. one big fucking city. pretty jarring experience for a Wyoming boy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

Went to the north eastern seaboard a couple time while I was stationed in Norfolk. Not any place there I would choose to live.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 23, 2022 09:45 PM (oHd/0)

363 Trantor.

Posted by: davidt at August 23, 2022 09:45 PM (oTZbj)

364 Any Mega cities would be required to have Judges.

Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:46 PM (zB5jo)

365 364 Any Mega cities would be required to have Judges.
Posted by: polynikes at August 23, 2022 09:46 PM (zB5jo)

I am the Lerw.

Posted by: Sylvester Stallone at August 23, 2022 09:47 PM (cm/80)

366 When I drove I ended up in New Jersey a lot. People there were a lot nicer that the people I dealt with in Florida. Outside of Newark and Elizabeth the country side was beautiful.

I was only in Newark and Camden. I'm not even sure I would call them people there. Only time I ever stayed in a Holiday Inn with an armed guard in the lobby was in Newark.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:47 PM (7BReP)

367 @364

>>Any Mega cities would be required to have Judges.

And a psychic and a bitchin' bike.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 09:48 PM (cjQC8)

368 Well, Bill Gates wants to kill off over half the world's humans.
Isn't that a grand gesture?

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Maybe this is a sign that Windows has pretty much run its course.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2022 09:48 PM (XG2Fi)

369 A 115 foot high wave? Look, I've watched Point Break like 12 times, and there is no way Patrick Swayze is gonna survive a teeny-tiny 95 footer.

Keanu can't be wrong.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2022 09:49 PM (JOtiF)

370 Bill Gates is buying up all of the farmland so he can force you to eat bugs and meat grown in a lab, while saving the prime cuts of beef for himself and 1000 of his wealthy, powerful friends.

Anybody who eats bugs, just because Bill owns a deed to perfectly good farmland easily taken ? They deserve to eat bugs.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:49 PM (7BReP)

371 "That area from DC to Boston really is the source of at least two thirds of the nations problems"
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One big city.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 09:49 PM (AmoqO)

372
When is the last time you heard of that sort of thing in our time of multi-billionaires?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

How would it effect their ESG scores?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 09:50 PM (63Dwl)

373 I was only in Newark and Camden. I'm not even sure I would call them people there. Only time I ever stayed in a Holiday Inn with an armed guard in the lobby was in Newark.

Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 09:47 PM (7BReP)

Well, this was 30+ years ago. Might be different now.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 09:52 PM (AmoqO)

374 >>That area from DC to Boston really is the source of at least two thirds of the nations problems.

You know what else it is? The area that largely founded the country.

It's really not a coincidence that the one of the most densly populated corridors in the country is where the country started and for the first part of it's existence was where the overwhelming majority lived, founded businesses, universities and other civic institutions.

Many of the bad ideas that we are living with now aren't home grown. They came from overseas and infested our universities and businesses largely after WWII. And it wasn't just people who were born in the original colonies. Lots like Squaw Warren, an Okie, came, got infected and never left.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

375 I guess they haven't found who blew up the Georgia Guidestones. Maybe they don't want to.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2022 09:53 PM (sn5EN)

376 371 "That area from DC to Boston really is the source of at least two thirds of the nations problems"
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One big city.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2022 09:49 PM (AmoqO)

Brandon has spent less than five percent of his life outside of the southern one-fourth of the Acela Corridor. Along with too many other people. And here we are.

Posted by: Gref at August 23, 2022 09:54 PM (AMIL/)

377 Wow, SMH's video on the big boys liquidating their gold is interesting. Especially that one where 41% of it - 170M oz -in Chicago a few days ago was taken out in little kilo bars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gas demand is below pandemic levels at August 23, 2022 09:54 PM (EdaAK)

378 I live about 2 1/2 hrs north of NYC and 2 1/2 hrs west of Boston

very rural, nice people, no crime and other than rich weekenders, wouldn't know you were that close to those places

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2022 09:58 PM (us2H3)

379 Welp, it appears Nadler has waddled to victory in NY over that other Dem scrunt Phony Bologna Maloney.

The better newz is conservatives are kicking ass in FL school board elections.

And Charlie Crist, poster boy for a prophylactic ad, will get the honor of losing to DeSantis for gubner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2022 09:59 PM (JOtiF)

380 >>I live about 2 1/2 hrs north of NYC and 2 1/2 hrs west of Boston

>>very rural, nice people, no crime and other than rich weekenders, wouldn't know you were that close to those places

It's not about regions it's about cities. Always has been.

Chicago isn't in the northeast. Neither is LA, SF, Dallas, New Orleans or any other Democrat run urban shithole. It's urban vs rural.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2022 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)

381 Lovely picture of Paris. When I went there, I didn't go up the Eifell Tower. That dude is high. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Ultra pj at August 23, 2022 10:11 PM (G1dq6)

382 Heh! I have a photo from almost that exact same spot from Paris in March 2018.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at August 23, 2022 10:14 PM (aoFfE)

383 I mean February

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at August 23, 2022 10:27 PM (aoFfE)

384 What an amazing collection of short videos - a gem every one of them. I found myself willing that man to get that monkey breathing again. Was it electrocuted?
Riding that monster wave, it was very well filmed.
The intelligence of the dogs in getting out of possible deadly trouble.
Thank you Ace for finding these and sharing them.

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