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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Berthold Woltze [Hat Tip: Creeper, who suggested an alternative title: "The Arrival Of The Electric Bill."]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip's phone at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (VDQQP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (ai/gj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (ai/gj)
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)
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Posted by: Skip's phone at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (VDQQP)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
do do do do do do do
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)
Curse you!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Heh.
"Dear customer, due to the feralgov mandate that we supply all energy from rainbows and unicorn farts starting tomorrow..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (llON8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey! I paid a lot of money for these styling U g g s!
Posted by: lady in with the letter at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (QSjkU)
Millions of Americans are bracing for the impact of past due electric bills.
Joe Biden sucks. Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (906pl)
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Warmest Regards and Blessings
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (lf83v)
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone
I'm a-goin' home
My baby just a-wrote me a letter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (QSjkU)
She dropped her knife and potatoes (?) on the floor in front of her.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (llON8)
I bought us a farm in Pennsylvania. It's filled with apple trees. I meant to send for you, but I met a girl.
Frederick
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
It's Not You, It's Me - a limerick
The poor young lass is moping. She's a fretter.
Whatever could have possibly upset her?
I think perhaps one factor
Is they repossessed her tractor
And they sent her a John Deere letter!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (kXYt5)
I might hang it, I might not.
BTW, CBD, sent you a painting suggestion.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Darn it!
You left out the email address to which I should send my bank account info!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (hOUT3)
The young girl is naive and protected from the suffering of the world because of her mother.
It looks like that naivete is about to end.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (RtN13)
Her baby wrote her a letter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
I bought us a farm in Pennsylvania. It's filled with apple trees. I meant to send for you, but I met a girl.
Frederick
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
P.S. and I sent your pony home.
Posted by: Frederick at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: Kris at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (VQp/A)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (JCymI)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (kweYR)
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)
Damn.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip's phone at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (VDQQP)
LOL
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)
I thought it was from throwing all those fastballs.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)
I know this feeling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (hOUT3)
see my nic
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: Forrest gump at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (Np9A+)
Thank goodness we have stopped accepting any engineering input into our electric grid planning and are going to the poli-sci best practices consortium !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (hOUT3)
NTTIWWT.
I'll denounce myself, so as y'all don't have too.
Would NOT hang. Truckstop bathroom worthy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)
I thought it was from throwing all those fastballs.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)
Alternate alternate title: Cubs pitching prospect receives rejection letter
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)
A league of herr own.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (5KWKT)
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)
A league of herr own.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (ufFY
Is this about me?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (llON8)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 30, 2022 09:41 AM (MrZQl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON
Even worse. The letter says she was drafted by the Mets.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:41 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON
It's okay. The Washington Nationals will welcome her with open arms.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (906pl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Smiles and nods significantly.
Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (us2H3)
That will...er...come in handy when she has to start giving handies to make a living now that her husband is dead.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (UuD2k)
"We're sorry, but at this time we cannot discharge your student loans. Kindly pay by Friday, or we take the kid".
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)
Take the plane next time. I know you ain't got time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (7EjX1)
From the Heath Dept:
Hey You've
Got Monkeypox
All around your taint and anus
The minute you let it up in ass
Now, you can't pass gas
Without it hurting!
Posted by: Pre-Zombie Paul McCartney, Public Health Official at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (5NkmN)
Probably no more than five to seven colors total.
Masterful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (VQbgM)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)
It is a pleasure!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON
It's okay. The Washington Nationals will welcome her with open arms.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
That's not FAIR!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (CqUXU)
NTTIWWT.
I'll denounce myself, so as y'all don't have too.
Would NOT hang. Truckstop bathroom worthy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (JOtiF)
Yeah, but it's just the tip
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (5KWKT)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (aZdJM)
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In my case that was the reaction I had this weekend when I refilled a prescription online. Price for meds had DOUBLED since last time I ordered the meds.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pre-Zombie Paul McCartney, Public Health Official at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)
NTTIWWT.
I'll denounce myself, so as y'all don't have too.
Would NOT hang. Truckstop bathroom worthy.
sounds like it's already hung.
Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)
many, many tug jobs
Posted by: REDACTED
Future? Check that right arm. I see many in her past!
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Howdy, Sponge - Hope all is good!
REO Speedwagon song for today's art...
https://youtu.be/tUvUXkIqWOM
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (5KWKT)
"Mama, I know I'm Five Years Old But I'm tired of Maggot Milk. Can't I Just Suckle on Your Boobies?"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Forrest gump
Shit the bed at 60k. Costs more to replace than the car is worth.
Florida family drives into electric car problem: a replacement battery costs more than vehicle itself
https://fxn.ws/3AXAxjt
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:47 AM (piaw5)
"Brustansicht", in German.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:47 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (yikp0)
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Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
____
Been going up an average of about twenty bucks a month in my AO.
If it gets real cold in the StL, 'interesting times' doesn't begin to cover it.
We have propane for our space heaters, a tent, and lots of pillows, blankets, and other cold weather gear.
And wood stored up as another backup.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (jwDzO)
REO Speedwagon song for today's art...
https://youtu.be/tUvUXkIqWOM
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (5KWKT)
Not doing bad. Body is MAD after spending a few hours getting the transmission back in my little truck tho......
Was going to post a link to Kicking Harold's Dear John, but it doesn't seem to be out there........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
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Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)
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"California introduces bill to force fast food restaurants to stay open, even if operating at a loss."
-Headlines from the future
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
???
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Fuckity. Here's an "A". Insert it wherever you want.
Ahem. I have some suggestions.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (88xKn)
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Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Not. A. Bit.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (jwDzO)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (RtN13)
-Headlines from the future
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (jwDzO)
We have propane for our space heaters, a tent, and lots of pillows, blankets, and other cold weather gear.
And wood stored up as another backup.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Very good !
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:47 AM (bW8dp)
I like that word better.
Thx.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (ufFY8)
__________
Just realized that I am never going to go to California ever again in my life.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Vu7A1)
AOC Says Its Selfish for Us to Not Want to Pay Off Her Student Loans
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)
Fuck. You.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
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You just want to date her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (LvTSG)
I just want und brustansicht.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (T4tVD)
???
Now That There Is Were Wolves There.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Vu7A1)
heh
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (RtN13)
Woman: "That...that Joe Biden says he's running for a second term."
Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (RtN13)
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The Walmart in the town of about 20,000 (a metropolis in these parts) nearby is 180 degrees of the Walmart in Killeen, TX.
Waterloo: 10%
Killeen: 90%
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (jwDzO)
Was going to post a link to Kicking Harold's Dear John, but it doesn't seem to be out there........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Well, your wallet would have been mad if you had someone else do the work!
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (5KWKT)
More lies. A taxi in Germany wouldn't have traveled 930k miles. The average NYC cab does about 40k a year. Do the math you fucking retard.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (CqUXU)
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Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
They'll all install robots, kiosks or just shut their doors.
This will NOT work out how those idiots want.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
_____________
She sits on a throne of lies. She smells of beef and cheese.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli "
Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Spicoli meme, where he is sitting in Mr Hand's class, and says..
'If it's your degree, but I'm paying for it, wouldn't that make it OUR degree?'
Yeh...let's see who is really 29 around here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (OyCG1)
Well, your wallet would have been mad if you had someone else do the work!
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (5KWKT)
It's why I sacrifice the body....so the wife can have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: flounder at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (yHsuS)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (RtN13)
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The Walmart in the town of about 20,000 (a metropolis in these parts) nearby is 180 degrees of the Walmart in Killeen, TX.
Waterloo: 10%
Killeen: 90%
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (jwDzO)
Math!
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (RtN13)
Waterloo: 10%
Killeen: 90%
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (jwDzO)
Confirm, I've been to the Wal Mart in Killeen.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (OgrpQ)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8n3b9m
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (yikp0)
'If it's your degree, but I'm paying for it, wouldn't that make it OUR degree?'
Yeh...let's see who is really 29 around here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (1n+EO)
There's nothing wrong with a little paycheck on OUR degree.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
That reminds me of some wood that needs taking care of.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (hOUT3)
Because of the metric system?
Posted by: Jules at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)
Fuck. You.
Posted by: Sponge
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This^
God forgive me, I want to rip her f'ing head off, jam history books down her gullet, and punt her head across the Potomac.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (jwDzO)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:56 AM (g1EEm)
We are excited to roll out the new school menu for the coming year! It's a Korean theme and is well balance as well as earth friendly. We call it Buggz'n Bark. Your children will be so surprised!
signed,
Mrs. Grimbesnauch
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 09:56 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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You're easily amused, aren't you?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (jwDzO)
The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.
So this painting could be called the Letter to Oberlin - Pay $36 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (Fn8z6)
/a German taxi driver
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (UuD2k)
The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.
So this painting could be called the Letter to Oberlin - Pay $36 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (Fn8z6)
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You know what's weird? I just realized that Gibson is a second cousin...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)
Troll was zapped.
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Fuck. You.
Posted by: Sponge
This^
God forgive me, I want to rip her f'ing head off, jam history books down her gullet, and punt her head across the Potomac.
Posted by: SMH
Our 'ettes are the kindest, most gentlest people around. When you've lost them...
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)
Comrade, to ask is to answer IYKWIMAITTYD!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (hOUT3)
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Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)
HEY WILDCATS!!!
It's time for your 10 Year High School Reunion!
Time once again to meet all those great old friends of yours once more!
Talk About How Great Your Life Is Going! And All the Changes You've Goner Through!
It's Going To Be Awesome!!!
I'll Be Sending You Details Soon!
Let's Go Wildcats Y'all!!!,
Missy Tirebiter, Class President and Head CheerLeader
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022
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Maybe she works it out more, by beating her children?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Quantum Manhole at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (Z5oMf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (HJDAV)
Posted by: LASue
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That's because it pretty much represents what most of us will be doing this winter.
Shared misery and all that jazz.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (jwDzO)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (UuD2k)
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This winter could be so bad that we're going to see the expected docility of freezing Germans turning, shall we say, less docile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Tragically, tonight's schnitzel with mushrooms in cream sauce will not be up to its usual par excellence.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (UuD2k)
You made your bed, dumbfucks, and now you are shitting in it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (ufFY8)
I saw that this morning and I am thinking about using it for the rant, but it's such low-hanging fruit...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (XIJ/X)
Missy Tirebiter, Class President and Head CheerLeader
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022
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I dated her. That wasn't the only thing she'd bite, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
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Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)
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King Kong will be the secondary character to Queen Kong who don't need no man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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You're easily amused, aren't you?
Posted by: SMH
Meh. Beats playing with oneself.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (piaw5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)
Yes. The implication by expression and context is that she has just been notified her husband, and the child's father, was killed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Strong search for Milk of Human Kindness at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (JKfKg)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (h4/K3)
Posted by: Nowhere special at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (wo1Je)
Posted by: SMH
I love you.
Posted by: Butthead at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (pNxlR)
/a German taxi driver
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (kXYt5)
Heh. Pretty sure the dunce is conflating Teslas with Priuses. The latter do have a battery, but it is simply part of the drive train, and not the main source of propulsion. Cab companies looove Priuses, as they hold up well, and have low fuel consumption for their hauling capacity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (OyCG1)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (QSjkU)
Left my mom a heavy load
She tried so very hard to fill his shoes
Working hours without rest
Wanted me to have the best
She tried to raise me right but I refused
I turned 21 in prison, doing life without parole
No one could steer me right but mama tried, mama tried
Mama tried to raise me better but her pleading, I denied
Leaves only me to blame 'cause mama tried
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (piaw5)
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My g-babies are 'ettes in training.
Eldest (soon to be nine) is banned by her mom from reading her Calvin & Hobbes collection due to said g-baby's insistence on reenacting Calvin's stunts.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (jwDzO)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)
Had enough yet LIVs?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)
Gentle rain falling,
no blowing wind to speak of.
I listen and rest.
-a Texas rain haiku.
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (0OP+5)
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You know what's weird? I just realized that Gibson is a second cousin...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Time for a reunion!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (jwDzO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022
***
I work hard so my cat can have a better life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (5p7BC)
Our 'ettes are the kindest, most gentlest people around. When you've lost them...
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (piaw5)
SMH is a most gracious lady, so if she is riled up, you don't even want to think about the rest of the 'ette crew here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (hOUT3)
/a German taxi driver
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (kXYt5)
'Oh my God in heaven. The odometer in my Tesla is fucked up... so was the battery'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (HJDAV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
This. The last time Germans were put on a restricted diet as a result of world events, it didn't turn out so great.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (g1EEm)
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I have steel-toed boots.
What's your point?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (jwDzO)
You know, viruses are not supposed to be like pokemon.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
70s bushes will predominate.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ufFY8)
Tragically, tonight's schnitzel with mushrooms in cream sauce will not be up to its usual par excellence.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (lf83v)
35 She dropped her knife and potatoes (?) on the floor in front of her.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (llON
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (RtN13)
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Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)
It'll be King Dong.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (zm+d5)
Eldest (soon to be nine) is banned by her mom from reading her Calvin & Hobbes collection due to said g-baby's insistence on reenacting Calvin's stunts.
Posted by: SMH
Mom is a kill joy.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (piaw5)
She's gonna be mainlining those 'shrooms once she finishes reading that missive
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (5p7BC)
I wish we had them here, but they'd never find anyone with a pleasant attitude and clean appearance to work there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (UuD2k)
Naomi Watts was pretty hot in the last King Kong movie...
Posted by: Some movie watcher at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (ESjRY)
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Lawdy, please don't vaporize the White House!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (g1EEm)
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Is there a historical example of people just laying down and freezing and starving en masse?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (jwDzO)
Doesn't matter. Oberlin will declare themselves bankrupt before they pay one penny to the Gibsons.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (zm+d5)
You know, viruses are not supposed to be like pokemon.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)
Sex trip to Haiti? Probably not a good idea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (UuD2k)
I know how this story ends...
Posted by: Someone that read the Watchmen comic at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (ESjRY)
*********
Lady in the painting, perking up: "Oh thank goodness. I read that wrong. At first I thought it said 'pregnant'!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: flounder at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Some movie watcher at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (ESjRY)
Naomi Watts is pretty hot, period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (HJDAV)
What's your point?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (jwDzO)
I wore steel toed boots for years and years. Lord, do I hate them. Hurt my feet and weigh a ton. Only useful when you drop something heavy on your foot, or need to cave some ribs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (QSjkU)
Had enough yet LIVs?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)
Think the gummint has already decreed that for the common good ALL new cars will be required have "kill" switches installed. Not quite sure when that edict starts.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Some movie watcher at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (ESjRY)
Naomi Watts is pretty hot, period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (HJDAV)
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Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.
She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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Working in factories, they're a must, especially dealing with spools of steel wire.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (W2XmH)
https://i.redd.it/k4hmdov4olf41.png
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yikp0)
; )
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
Why yes, and thank you for noticing! I don't want to be overshadowed by my compatriot in China!
Posted by: Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)
Biology will tell them to go do something, the German FNM will tell them not to.
Be interesting to see whether the will to live or the social control aspect of the FNM are stronger
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: You won't believe this at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9FBGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (Fn8z6)
I know how this story ends...
Posted by: Someone that read the Watchmen comic
Anal probes.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (piaw5)
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (W2XmH)
My steel toed boots were incredibly comfortable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (W2XmH)
She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
*types* *deletes*
Your 'standards' are sufficiently rarified as to make fulfillment problematic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)
Posted by: You won't believe this
Define suspicious.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (piaw5)
I love that Janet Yellen and DOCTOR JILL told Joe it was stupid to cancel the student loan debt but he took Squaw Warren's advice instead.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (zm+d5)
What Germany needs is a heart to act as mediator between the brain and the hands.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (Fn8z6)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)
Troll said miles . Even if KM that would be about 577k miles. The Tesla would have to be over 14 years old if it did the same distance as a NYC taxi.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (CqUXU)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (W2XmH)
My steel toed boots were incredibly comfortable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (ufFY
This. Buy Keens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)
But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.
So this painting could be called the Letter to Oberlin - Pay $36 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (Fn8z6)
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Remember, enforcement of the judgment was stayed by the posting of a bond, so that woman in the painting is actually the face of the bonding company realizing it has to pay the judgment plus accrued interest and then look to whatever collateral it held and then pursue Oberlin. Gibson's won't have to chase to collect.
Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Soviet Union had a few.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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I wore them mainly in the 90s, so they were comfortable and stylish.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: You won't believe this at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9FBGz)
Corrected for accuracy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
******
Yeah, that's what I was going for with leftover high school German from the 70s.
except "...same as the battery!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (kXYt5)
Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.
She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
And, it seems, nipples like a roll of dimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: You won't believe this at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9FBGz)
Corrected for accuracy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (hOUT3)
CLOSE!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)
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The Holodomor was accomplished not through fiat, but through repression and terror. The Ukrainians didn't just lay down and take it. They weren't strong enough to fight back effectively against the Soviet state.
I don't think Germany has that kind of military muscle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Soviet Union had a few.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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China's yoots have this thing called tang ping ("lying flat").
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_ping
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (W2XmH)
Your 'standards' are sufficiently rarified as to make fulfillment problematic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)
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You haven't seen Dolley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
Those can be really nice. Keen made a composite toe with a drawstring pull that were insanely light and comfortable. I LOVED those shoes. If they had had a vagina...
They stopped making that model.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (HJDAV)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)
This! Expensive but worth it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)
You know, viruses are not supposed to be like pokemon.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)
The ultimate participation trophy.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (CCf67)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)
I think in that case, the bakery winds up owning the college.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (OyCG1)
They delivered the cars but installed no charging systems.
Some stations had to rent diesel charging generators for almost a year while charging stations were installed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (BRHaw)
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You turn wind over to the government and there won't be enough to blow your nose.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (ufFY
This. Buy Keens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)
I don't remember the brand, but the steel mill had a company store that sold them back in the day. Mine Safety Equipment?
Bottom line, there should be some decent ones out there, unless they have been outsourced to Chyna.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
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A part of me wants to know the backstory...but the saner part of me says, "Nope. Not gonna wonder..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (YIVH2)
Define suspicious.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (piaw5)
Any.
Posted by: California Book of Words at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes. After the Soviets won the civil war they spent a few years disarming the peasants - remember they often had weapons from the civil war and WWI.
Then they started exterminating them.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
Is this a MoMee story? I've GOT to get to one of those some day....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (906pl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
You are VERY lucky 'her' standards are not as high.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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I have a pair of Keens hiking sandals.
Love 'em.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (OyCG1)
Free cookies with every Gender Studies Degree!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)
I think in that case, the bakery winds up owning the college.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (OyCG1)
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Sell the buildings to the state for the creation of a mental asylum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (hOUT3)
She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Heard she's a dim bulb.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pics or it didn't happen at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
You are VERY lucky 'her' standards are not as high.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (HJDAV)
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I have made note of this more than once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (W2XmH)
Gay sex tourism is a thing?
Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (eGTCV)
But get some grown-up pants, FFS!
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (0OP+5)
It has been that kind of morning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (hOUT3)
I'd blame my hangover.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
They don't hire actresses for their brains, but for their looks and their ability to s*** ****
Posted by: Obligatory at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (QSjkU)
Hoo-boy!
Metatarsal for the win!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (ufFY8)
Made from illegally imported skins of the endangered Atacama Desert's Steel Toad, "Steal Toad Boots" are both a play on words and an express ticket to a solid 20 years in a PMITA prison if the US F&WS catches you with them
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022
***
Score another top-notch Australian import, like Nicole Kidman and Margot Robbie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
The life advice aspects of this blog are incredible!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (W2XmH)
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
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A part of me wants to know the backstory...but the saner part of me says, "Nope. Not gonna wonder..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (YIVH2)
Nuclear power plant. There was a whole body counter at the exit of the nuclear side. If you alarmed the counter you would have to give up the clothing that had the radioactive stuff on it. I lost my pants several times that way.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (nSdVr)
Nice shout out.
I think Germany could use a man like Hermann Ehrhardt again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (AW0uW)
I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.
'Round those parts that's called the
"infecta trifecta"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
Regulation 32B.13.242.69: Blowjobs must be evenly distributed to male and female recipients. In the event they are not a $420 fine will be assessed.
Posted by: Our government at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)
Whatfinger? The Liberty Daily?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
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Old and busted: Green energy
New and cool: Black energy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
'Round those parts that's called the
"infecta trifecta"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
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lol
"Infecta Trifecta"
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (QSjkU)
Some of my cow orkers swear by keen. I've been running around in ariats with no complaints.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: spindrift at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (h5TKJ)
Nice shout out.
I think Germany could use a man like Hermann Ehrhardt again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (AW0uW)
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Heh. Nice call out Anna.
It entertains me that HG Welles hated that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (MIKMs)
She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022
***
Nice hind paws, though. Not in the same class as Nicole and Margot, but pretty darn nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/3n5xmam2
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (yikp0)
Dude quit dry humping the reactor !!!
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)
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The Gibson's will recover against the appeal bond that was filed to stop enforcement pending the appeal. Doesn't matter if Oberlin files for bankruptcy protection once there is an appeal bond in play because Gibson can look directly to the bonding company who has no choice but to pay pursuant to the terms of the appeal bond. I have handled some of these in the past.
Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Penfold
Bonding company was paid for their services and I believe Oberlin posted cash collateral.
Oberlin have racked up a ton of interest too.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Obligatory at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY)
You'll get no resistance from me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (atmen)
Dude quit dry humping the reactor !!!
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (CqUXU)
That's totally something a nuke would do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (atmen)
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Mel Gibson was born in New York.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (44ww/)
Du Hast Mich!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
That would entail only changing the sign at the gate...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (OyCG1)
Posted by: Obligatory at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY
say lines?
(Counting on fingers...)
nope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (6FeV1)
ace.mu.nu? Every morning.
Seriously, I think the one you're looking for is rantingly.com.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: mustbequantum
The Keens are sort of waterproof, but they are not submersible waterproof.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (eGTCV)
So you're unfamiliar with Big 10 football?
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Vox
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Oh I know.
But you get a running start, use the side of your foot/ball of foot, and ensure the mouth is taped shut...nothing but air.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (ufFY8)
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)
Whatfinger? The Liberty Daily?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Pro Trump News? Citizen's Free Press?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (nSdVr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
They literally had no choice. Any reaction to Stalin's policies was met with immediate, overwhelming force.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (bW8dp)
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New china [and silverware?] for the embassy in Austria as I recall.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM
Scram, you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)
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Can Germany do that today?
Will Germans lay down and take it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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This, I have to agree with you.
Shocking, I know.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (W2XmH)
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New china [and silverware?] for the embassy in Austria as I recall.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (yikp0)
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That was one of those pwnage moments that Twitchy featured. Done by Trey Gowdy, even.
Led to nothing. It was admitted by some unfireable bureaucrat. Gowdy yelled at her real good, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (6FeV1)
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New china [and silverware?] for the embassy in Austria as I recall.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0)
Well, to be fair, somebody has to assess priorities, especially given a limited budget that barely covers the critical graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (hOUT3)
Oberlin have racked up a ton of interest too.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (g1EEm)
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I have repped bonding companies on appeal bonds, not much you can do.
Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
The Krauts don't jaywalk. They will take it until they stop taking it. Then woe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (QSjkU)
For the professors or the students?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Fn8z6)
Will Germans lay down and take it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
German's will take it like the pron they (allegedly) make.
And I'd laugh, but the GoPe has been doing that to us without the lube for decades now.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Tlfom)
Will Germans lay down and take it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
No, of course not, but that wasn't the question.
As for Germany's willingness to be serfs? Eh...my guess is that the majority will accept quietly any restrictions, and that there will be sporadic protest that will lead to nothing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)
For the professors or the students?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Fn8z6)
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The administrators first. Seal them up in one dorm. Create a Panopticon and observe.
For Science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
For the professors or the students?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM
Yes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bete
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Difference is, we're better positioned to buy our own lube.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (Tlfom)
I wouldn't hang, because the painting is depressing, but, yeah, most definitely art.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (5pTK/)
For Science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Positively Miklosian.
Beautiful.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)
When I think of 1939 I tend to disagree.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Tlfom)
At first glance it sounds funny, then you realize that is exactly what we have allowed to happen for decades, with minimal reaction!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (hOUT3)
Of course, they have to push the globull warmening bullshit.
And play some rap music.
Ugh.
I wonder if Stephanie Abrams is still a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 10:26 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (QSjkU)
The coalition junta ruling Germany right now is not Nazi II, They're Weimar II.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
For the time being, da!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (hOUT3)
Professors next?
Bets on which department would have the last prof standing?
I'm thinking archaeology, geology or civil engineering, mainly because those disciplines require leaving the office and getting some exercise from time to time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (ai/gj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (W2XmH)
*grumpy chorus*
What's good about it?
*response*
We get another day in which to praise the Lord!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (5pTK/)
For Science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
This sounds like it might create a Fauchi level pandemic with what would survive that building. Gain of Function on Brando.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (Tlfom)
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When the experiment is done, you cleanse with fire.
Everything burns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
"I'm earning up to 92 deutsche marks per hour working from home. Send a correspondence to me to find out more.
Yours in opportunity,
Sarah"
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (f1CoT)
Most of those people were killed off in the war, though.
Same reason the Scandis, Frogs, and Limeys are now wimps. The Vikings, Napoleon, and the British Empire effectively removed any male with a measurable testosterone level from the gene pol.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (bW8dp)
Send a postcard to the Oberlin President every holiday season.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:29 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: blake
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Oh, I do.
I also mention, "You know, today would be a REALLY good day to return *hinthint*".
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:29 AM (W2XmH)
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)
Rantingly
Posted by: Eskimo at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (ZYNmu)
I'm on my water taxi, which is getting more and more populated, and I see all of ONE mask.
If Seattle is giving it up, it really is over. Thank God.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (O9Lr2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (hOUT3)
All the really good comedy has a bitter truth at the center. So lie back and think of Frank Luntz.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022
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Back when I had cable, I enjoyed seeing Stephanie and Jen Carfagno every morning. Yeah, we had to listen to globull worming stuff, but the local forecast was useful. Long ago they used to display the WWV-correct time in minutes and seconds, too, and I used that to set my watches. Then the time disappeared in one of their redesigns.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
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That's pretty much what the Lord will do when He returns.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (O9Lr2)
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Good deal, Nurse!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Except the zombie virus in Return of the Living Dead.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)
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So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
"Dear Frau Morgenstern:
"Funeral expenses are out of control. The average funeral today costs 5000 DM, and Social Credit Welfare pays only 275. Protect yourself and ensure your final wishes are honored. Sign up now for . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (6FeV1)
Yep, and bad conditions in Germany converted Weimar I into Nazi I.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:33 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)
Hate them.
And they keep building more and more of them in my area.
Good ships on Star Trek though.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:33 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022
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I know of only 2 roundabouts/traffic circles in my metro area, and I like using 'em.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)
They also were in the dark about my electrical puns.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM
How will I earn a living without Johann's income? I was born a few centuries early, for OnlyFans doesn't exist to save me. Looks like I'll need to get in "Der Briefs" of some sugar daddy instead
Posted by: Milf Lady in Der Brief at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
...I'm channeling TJM. I suddenly feel a desire to Preach about Prometheus...
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (Tlfom)
"I'm earning up to 92 deutsche marks per hour working from home. Send a correspondence to me to find out more.
Yours in opportunity,
Sarah"
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (f1CoT)
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"We've been trying to reach you about your horse-cart's extended warranty"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 30, 2022 10:35 AM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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They're kind of ubiquitous in my AO, and people here use them properly, so no biggie.
No diff from how they're used in Kuwait.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:35 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (6FeV1)
So so I. Cannot understand those that don't.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:35 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)
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When roundabouts started appearing here about 15 years ago I figured they'd done studies and determined that they handle vehicular traffic better than stop lights.
Since then, I have come to realize their goal is often to impede vehicular traffic.
Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (atmen)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Last evening's TNG was the one where Scotty makes a guest appearance. Looked hard for his missing finger but still couldn't spot it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (906pl)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)
Not unless some Fresh New Face in Berlin says YOLO and finds a nice Muscovite functionary whose name rhymes with Schmolotov to do business with.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (atmen)
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The future belongs to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Yes at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (Ju/y1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (W2XmH)
The lady nearby who raises Siberians has the brown tabby kitten for me, but hasn't told me what the price is. She said she'd give me a discount -- but I don't know what her regular charge is. I've seen some pretty hefty prices even for pet-quality kittens on the 'Net.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (4eKPg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nope.
Belongs to me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (W2XmH)
Have you even SEEN the future? You can have it!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (6FeV1)
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The future belongs to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
All your future are belong to us.
Posted by: WEF at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
I hate them with the burning heat of 1,000 suns. They remind me of Europe and all the unbridled faggotry it represents.
UnAmerican.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)
They're a way of bringing ritual humiliation to the countryside.
Don't get me wrong, roundabouts work great when there is no traffic!
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (amJF4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (Ju/y1)
~Either the Joker or a white dwarf star, I forget which.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)
No, the future is one of famine and scarcity.
For you people, I mean.
Posted by: German Ag Minister at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I plan on being with the Lord.
With Him, future's so bright...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (W2XmH)
Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022
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"Relics," featuring the abandoned Dyson Sphere. A mind-bending concept by itself; to have Scotty be part of the story was brilliant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (6FeV1)
Which version? The 70s dystopia ones or the anime ones with cat girls? Cause frankly I'd rather have cat girls than Soylant Green, which is sadly the path we are on.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (VJsqe)
Depends upon who decides to install them, and why. You get anti-auto greentards in power, they install pointless roundabouts and other "traffic-calming measures" to hinder the flow of traffic, and force the plebs onto transit. You get some Chamber of Commerce business guys on council, and they install roundabouts where they are needed, so that traffic flows better, and more people can visit their places of business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (OyCG1)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022
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They also assume a minimum safe level of driver training. That seems to have vanished too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (W2XmH)
I would imagine so. What with everything being on fire and all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (QSjkU)
Depends upon who decides to install them, and why. You get anti-auto greentards in power, they install pointless roundabouts and other "traffic-calming measures" to hinder the flow of traffic, and force the plebs onto transit. You get some Chamber of Commerce business guys on council, and they install roundabouts where they are needed, so that traffic flows better, and more people can visit their places of business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (OyCG1)
Round these parts, they make them too damn small and you can't get anything bigger than a Mini through them without hitting ever curb in sight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yes, that's them officer!
Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
~Either the Joker or a white dwarf star, I forget which.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (44ww/)
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The direct quote is from the Joker, but the Joker was inspired by the Dr. Mabuse character as presented in Fritz Lang's Mabuse movies, particularly The Testament of Dr. Mabuse where he talked about the Reign of Crime.
It's also an extension of a certain apocalyptic bent in Lang's late-German work, mostly the second part of Die Nibelungen, Kriemhild's Revenge, when he was watching Weimar collapse around him and the rise of Nazism. This survived into his early American work with movies like Fury and Western Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (nSdVr)
"Dear German Patriot,
Otto Von Bismarck is under attack from our opponents on the left!!!
We must act now to save the republic!!! Donate now with 10X MATCHING!!!
OTTO NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW!!!"
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (f1CoT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)
The future isn't what it use to be.
Posted by: Yogi Berra...allegedly at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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The New Heaven and the New Earth will be eternal.
And it will be amazing.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (4eKPg)
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All got bought by Harris Teeter around these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022
***
All sorts of nice details, including the flush on the woman's face and the chipped surface of the stone behind her, are very well done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (FJYfm)
They aren't low speed the way I take them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (Ju/y1)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (zm+d5)
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Stoplights in CA are a suggestion, these days. Running red lights well after the light had changed is so common, one takes their life in their hands if they don't wait at least 2 or 3 seconds before proceeding through a green light.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)
UnAmerican.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (Vu7A1)
They're a perfect example of US-dwelling commies importing something ordinary and everyday from Europe and dumpsterfucking it until it has neither the aesthetic or efficiency of the .eu original nor any appeal to Americans who aren't used to them.
Done properly, in the right place, they're marginally faster than a 4 way stop or signal, because you don't have to come to a complete stop. They are almost never done properly in the US and are instead designed to throttle traffic.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (SCagy)
Otto Von Bismarck is under attack from our opponents on the left!!!
We must act now to save the republic!!! Donate now with 10X MATCHING!!!
OTTO NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW!!!"
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (f1CoT)
I see you get the Trump texts.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (QSjkU)
If Seattle is giving it up, it really is over. Thank God.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (O9Lr2)
Come to MA. Plenty of masks to see in my area.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (AW0uW)
1---------------5-----*-------10
Fight me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022
***
I'd put her a bit higher than that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:45 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ian S.
Stop signs assume the same thing. The reason the US has a problem with roundabouts is that there are so few of them. Most people don't know what to do when they encounter one.
It's a chicken-and-egg problem.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:45 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM
Sadly, this is correct.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:45 AM (RkC6l)
Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM
That's an interesting view. I drove in the Balkans for about 2 years, and roundabouts worked remarkably well in overcrowded roads, but traffic laws aren't really enforced, so drivers were very "creative" in keeping traffic moving. Also, most cars had several small dents and dings. There was a general sense of camaraderie at times, with people letting others into traffic, accepting all the minor scrapes, etc.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)
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"My brother might be coming."
-Just the punchline
Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (VJsqe)
Masterful is the word I was looking for. Every aspect of this painting is beautiful. And what a ray of sunshine her little girl is.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (amJF4)
Posted by: Ian S
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Funnily enough, area I live in must be high-trust, because accidents are rare.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022
***
They also assume a minimum safe level of driver training. That seems to have vanished too.
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They also assume no Asian drivers.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (4eKPg)
1---------------5-----*-------10
Fight me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (nSdVr)
A 1,510 with a stutter?
That's absurdly generous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (Ju/y1)
I thought it was the Food King that was being looted?
And Wisconsin still has The Pig, but they are slowly vanishing.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (Tlfom)
"California stop" was a slang term 50 years ago.
Not that my 29-year-old ass actually remembers those days, you understand...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Lola at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (W2XmH)
Kind of a turnoff, to be honest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)
1---------------5-----*-------10
A bit generous.
1---------------5---*---------10
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (g1EEm)
It was somewhere along that long road trip we took.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
___
Also used during the 90s, aughts, etc.
Similar to a "rolling stop".
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)
Ironically, for a Finnish pilot's license you just need one functioning eye and a credit card.
True Story.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)
Probably why those bastards are always tops in rally.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (Ju/y1)
Not that my 29-year-old ass actually remembers those days, you understand...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (bW8dp)
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Eh, rolling through a red light to make a right turn or a stop sign is nothing compared to the idiots who are driving through red lights at speed. There's a serious number of people out there who just do not care.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (5pTK/)
I'd put her a bit higher than that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I had her up around 8.5 or so then I saw a few photos of her in a terrible dress and little to no makeup. Reduced her score.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (nSdVr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)
Mine too.
Posted by: Fap fap fap, they call me The Fapper at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (SCagy)
Check out the one at the intersection of Highway 88 and Superstition Boulevard in Apache Junction, AZ. Works slick. Used to be a bear to get across that intersection, as the roads meet obliquely, and shoulder-checking was a literal pain in the neck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (OyCG1)
By Odin's Raven!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (44ww/)
Backups for miles and taking your life into your own hands when entering it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (VQbgM)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (W2XmH)
Town I grew up in had a Super Value...huh, which owns IGA. The internet, all of man's accumulated wisdom but mostly useless trivia in one package.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)
No doubt. Only 2 places a woman should have hair, and the second one is optional, but I hear it's quite itchy, though I always graciously offer to scratch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (QSjkU)
The 300ft structure crashed to the ground with its blades completely snapped at the £20 million Pant y Wal wind farm in Gilfach Goch, near Bridgend."
In Wales I'm taking a wild guess at.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (yikp0)
Kind of a turnoff, to be honest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)
We used to call Harris-Teeter "Heinous Ta-Tas" back in the day.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Vox at August 30, 2022
***
I used to carpool with the BernieBro in my writing group. Bear in mind he's over 70, but still I was astonished at how sloppily he drove: sticking to the right lane no matter what, refusing to use the elevated expressway, following too close, apparently never looking ahead and planning in case someone stopped short. I never let him drive my car and I was nervous all the time in his.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)
And yet to be PM, you only need a TikTok account and a bag of blow.
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (f1CoT)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
High-skill, too. All of a sudden you have to take in the sign, figure out your exit point, the lanes you may use for that, who's behind you, who's beside you, who's coming and where they seem to going, and *then* you may look to see what's in front of you and if anyone's jumping in from the next spoke.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (amJF4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (bW8dp)
I've never driven through one, but on paper they're better than roundabouts.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (zm+d5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (W2XmH)
Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: Shit.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
We just got back to where we started.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
Wait until we start talking about diamond cross over intersections and people having to actually trust the lights.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (OgrpQ)
Imagine one in Alaska, where the lane markings aren't visible a good portion of the year.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (J2vNu)
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I honestly believe anyone who tailgates is incapable of being a good driver, because they're looking no further down the road than the taillights in front of them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
___
Driving an 18-wheeler.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)
The Hun is always either at your throat or your feet.
Shit Churchill said...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: creeper
That's the problem. No-one knows how to get off the topic.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (4780s)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (kXYt5)
No signals. Roundabouts. Do try to keep up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (4780s)
I've never driven through one, but on paper they're better than roundabouts.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (zm+d5)
There is one of those in St. George, Utah. Weird, and a little puzzling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (OyCG1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022
***
Then I might be the only decent driver in this Lousy-ana area. Pray for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (kXYt5)
"A wind turbine nearly double the height of Nelson’s Column was toppled by too much wind after 50mph gusts caused it to “overspeed”, an investigation has found.
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The thing couldn't handle a 50 mph gust? Lemme guess, the engineer was a tranny diversity hire.
Posted by: irright at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (SchQD)
I was kidding about the letter in the mom's hand.
But, in the here & now, Philly just closed two charter schools and there's a lot of confusion about where & how many kids - including those with special needs - will attend school.
The city constantly nudges the most needy out.
Posted by: Lola at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
We just got back to where we started.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM
"Look, kids...Big Ben...Parliament!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Wait until the on ramp has a red/green light. Fun trying to merge on from a dead stop to 70 mph.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (piaw5)
In the Bay Area, it was known as a "Hollywood stop". We stopped having a name for it in the 90's when we 'caught up' with them.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (DfHGP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (OyCG1)
Two or three down in Tucson also.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (nSdVr)
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (FJYfm)
*glares*
Posted by: Clark Griswold at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (Tlfom)
...in Houston.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (J2vNu)
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Done.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (Wrs74)
Coffee shop in Ireland posts their electric bill for what appears to be 2 months. 9800 euros.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (OyCG1)
I thought I was going to drive into oncoming traffic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
We just got back to where we started.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM
"Look, kids...Big Ben...Parliament!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)
Asshole!
Posted by: Otto at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (yQpMk)
I like to keep my tires lightly chirping. That way I know I'm near the limit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (Y5qcH)
Wait until the on ramp has a red/green light. Fun trying to merge on from a dead stop to 70 mph.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022
***
Last year the city installed those on the ramps to the bridge over the river. They were active only during rush hours. I was honestly surprised at how well they worked to get people onto the bridge and merged into traffic.
During non-rush hours, they are turned off. (And the last time I went that way at 5 pm, they were turned off then too.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4
Posted by: JackStraw
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Whoa.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)
Asshole!
Posted by: Otto at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM
"I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Muldoon
There used to be something very much like that in the suburbs of DC. We called it the "washing machine".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (g1EEm)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4
Posted by: JackStraw
VAT is only 800 Euros. What a bargain!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (OgrpQ)
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Highway 89, between Ash Fork, AZ and Prescott, AZ, several roundabouts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)
This is where it all restarted.
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (RtN13)
I was kidding about the letter in the mom's hand.
But, in the here & now, Philly just closed two charter schools and there's a lot of confusion about where & how many kids - including those with special needs - will attend school.
The city constantly nudges the most needy out.
Posted by: Lola at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
I haven't seen those on for many months, even during rush hour.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: rickb223
Welcome to NJ. We have stop signs at on ramps to the interstates.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Kink Dong at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (Z5oMf)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022
***
Denver proper had a confusing interchange where I-70 met I-25. It was known as The Mousetrap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: quantum mechanic
___
Some of us learned the hard way.
Iraq was less stressful.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:02 AM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 11:02 AM (nSdVr)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)
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Yeah, the cops are going to show and have a "chat" with the owner about hate speech or some such. Bank on it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 11:03 AM (5pTK/)
I've seen a few metered ramps around Houston but I don't think I've ever seen them active. I would be surprised if anyone pays attention to them when they are.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 11:03 AM (nfrXX)
Coffee shop in Ireland posts their electric bill for what appears to be 2 months. 9800 euros.
That's what I'm talking about!
Posted by: B. Obama at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Phoenix - Accident between I-10 and I-17. Use I-10 or I-17 as an alternate.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 11:05 AM (44ww/)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I slept in. So much to read.
Sigh...
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2022 11:05 AM (anj39)
Otto Von Bismarck is under attack from our opponents on the left!!!
We must act now to save the republic!!! Donate now with 10X MATCHING!!!
OTTO NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW!!!"
How did I get on this mailing list?
Posted by: Napoleon III at August 30, 2022 11:08 AM (ESjRY)
Gonna see you in Oct?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (W2XmH)
Yes, ma'am. How 'bout you?
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 11:08 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 11:10 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2022 11:10 AM (5oxb5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)
Must be a milkmaid, or masseuse.
Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2022 11:14 AM (5oxb5)
4way stops had worked well at both locations.
Actually, where the stop light is it was a 3-way stop...but the local Catholic College put in a soccer practice field and parking lot on the 4th side, and the light is used to let their people out of it..even though nearly all of the players walk there, seldom any cars use the lot...it still gets it full share of the cycle.
Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2022 11:15 AM (uAI4S)
In the "Departure" she/they appear fairly well to do...in the "Letter" she appears to have reached destitution.
Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2022 11:15 AM (uAI4S)
Posted by: safristi at August 30, 2022 12:01 PM (qktfm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhR2leV0B60
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All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)