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Woltze The Letter.jpg

Der Brief
Berthold Woltze

[Hat Tip: Creeper, who suggested an alternative title: "The Arrival Of The Electric Bill."]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Nice

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (VDQQP)

2 Ary

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (ai/gj)

3 Wtf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (ai/gj)

4 Germany is in trouble.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (piaw5)

5 Woltze letter say, mama?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

6 I heard she threw that letter away

do do do do do do do

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

7 "Mommy? Can I have a kitten?"

"ANOTHER ONE???"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

8 Bill came in for the EV battery replacement

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (VDQQP)

9 Looks like she wants to puce.

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)

10 Looks like mommy got into the laudanum a little early. Guess you'll have to make your own breakfast, kid.

Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (JCymI)

11 What does "Brief" mean in English? "Letter"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

12 "We're going to have to hunt down and burn another EU member of parliament to keep warm..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

14 6 I heard she threw that letter away

do do do do do do do
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

Curse you!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (906pl)

15 The depression of me having done things to disappoint you in major ways.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Thanks for the lovely art yesterday, CBD. I was sad to have missed it. You are too good to me.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

17 She fell for the used car warranty and got the first installment bill.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (BFigT)

18 He overcomes the inability to paint a lady's foot by putting it in a man's boot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

19 [Hat Tip: Creeper, who suggested an alternative title: "The Arrival Of The Electric Bil."]

Heh.

"Dear customer, due to the feralgov mandate that we supply all energy from rainbows and unicorn farts starting tomorrow..."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (llON8)

20 Nice spittoon on the left.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (UuD2k)

21 Is this a repeat?? Although 'getting a letter' paintings aren't uncommon.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (yikp0)

22 We're screwed, aren't we Mom?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (FVME7)

23 Dear Johan letter?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (ufFY8)

24 "The Letter"

Someone has died. This is very sad.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:33 AM (g1EEm)

25 >>> 18 He overcomes the inability to paint a lady's foot by putting it in a man's boot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Hey! I paid a lot of money for these styling U g g s!

Posted by: lady in with the letter at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (llON8)

26 Looks like she got a telegram from the war department, that her 24 year old husband is KIA and she will be raising their daughter on her own.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (QSjkU)

27 [Hat Tip: Creeper, who suggested an alternative title: "The Arrival Of The Electric Bill."]


Millions of Americans are bracing for the impact of past due electric bills.

Joe Biden sucks. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

28 "Dear, John - After your recent 'procedure' I'm afraid I've had to reconsider our relationship...."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (906pl)

29 In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Warmest Regards and Blessings

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

30 Wonderful texture and detail. Would hang.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (lf83v)

31 Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone
I'm a-goin' home
My baby just a-wrote me a letter

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)

32 Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (hOUT3)

33 Mama's right arm is bigger than her left.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)

34 Jake Blues' offer for the leetle girl wasn't as high as she expected.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (ufFY8)

35 >>> 26 Looks like she got a telegram from the war department, that her 24 year old husband is KIA and she will be raising their daughter on her own.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (QSjkU)

She dropped her knife and potatoes (?) on the floor in front of her.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (llON8)

36 Lieb Johanna,
I bought us a farm in Pennsylvania. It's filled with apple trees. I meant to send for you, but I met a girl.

Frederick

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

37
It's Not You, It's Me - a limerick

The poor young lass is moping. She's a fretter.
Whatever could have possibly upset her?
I think perhaps one factor
Is they repossessed her tractor
And they sent her a John Deere letter!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (kXYt5)

38 I think I've seen this before.

I might hang it, I might not.

BTW, CBD, sent you a painting suggestion.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (AW0uW)

39 Warmest Regards and Blessings
Posted by: rhennigantx


Darn it!
You left out the email address to which I should send my bank account info!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (hOUT3)

40 I love the juxtaposition of the young girl's hope and the women's despair.

The young girl is naive and protected from the suffering of the world because of her mother.

It looks like that naivete is about to end.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (lf83v)

41 I thought they said that no one in the White House had Der Brief on the Mar a Lago raid.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (RtN13)

42 She's got to get a ticket on an aero plane. Ain't got time to take a fast train.

Her baby wrote her a letter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Lieb Johanna,
I bought us a farm in Pennsylvania. It's filled with apple trees. I meant to send for you, but I met a girl.

Frederick
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

P.S. and I sent your pony home.

Posted by: Frederick at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (ufFY8)

44 I think the letter says "I've gone back to my wife."

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (RtN13)

45 The mother's shock and slow settling-in of the letter's reality are very well rendered. You can really see it in her face.

Posted by: Kris at August 30, 2022 09:37 AM (VQp/A)

46 38 So did inflation, dummy.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (g1EEm)

47 Mama's right arm is bigger than her left.
____________

Classic butter churner arm.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)

48 Judging by her forearms, she lives on a dairy farm.

Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (JCymI)

49 He left her because she lost her appeal.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (yikp0)

50 A Moocher receives their co-pay for their "free" Obama care in the mail...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (kweYR)

51 If you want to see amazing technical painting skill and photo realism look up Michael James Smith videos. He makes Bob Ross look like a grade school beginner. That said it's not really 'art' to me but just a human photocopier. Still absolutely amazing though and fascinating to watch.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (CqUXU)

52 My baby just a-wrote me a letter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)



Damn.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

53 8 Bill came in for the EV battery replacement
Posted by: Skip's phone at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (VDQQP)

LOL

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (RtN13)

54 Classic butter churner arm.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)


I thought it was from throwing all those fastballs.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)

55 She just got back from the appraisal office after protesting her property tax value........


I know this feeling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

56 You left out the email address to which I should send my bank account info!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (hOUT3)


see my nic

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (BRHaw)

57 Mama's right arm is bigger than her left.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Better to beat you with.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (piaw5)

58
Posted by: Forrest gump at August 30, 2022 09:36 AM (Np9A+)


Thank goodness we have stopped accepting any engineering input into our electric grid planning and are going to the poli-sci best practices consortium !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (hOUT3)

59 That looks like the tip of a penis slipping out of 'her' bloomers.

NTTIWWT.

I'll denounce myself, so as y'all don't have too.

Would NOT hang. Truckstop bathroom worthy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (JOtiF)

60 >>> 55 Classic butter churner arm.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:38 AM (lf83v)


I thought it was from throwing all those fastballs.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)

Alternate alternate title: Cubs pitching prospect receives rejection letter

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON8)

61 "Mommy, we still have a pot to piss in and window to throw it out of."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (lf83v)

62 The fear in the girl's eyes. Mommy is her rock. Please tell me it is ok.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (g1EEm)

63 I thought it was from throwing all those fastballs.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)

A league of herr own.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (ufFY8)

64 "Oh, Suzanne... what shall I do with you? Your teacher says you've been killing your classmates and using their organs for Satanic rituals again."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (bW8dp)

65 Der boxer-brief > Der boxer > Der brief

Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (5KWKT)

66 But mom, look at my marks for CRT and diversity!

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (0OP+5)

67 >>> 64 I thought it was from throwing all those fastballs.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)

A league of herr own.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (ufFY

Is this about me?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 30, 2022 09:40 AM (llON8)

68 go outside and play, kid. i'm tired and you're on my last nerve.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 30, 2022 09:41 AM (MrZQl)

69 Alternate alternate title: Cubs pitching prospect receives rejection letter

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON


Even worse. The letter says she was drafted by the Mets.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:41 AM (45fpk)

70 Were the little girl not there, the knife might've been used for something else besides the potatoes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Alternate alternate title: Cubs pitching prospect receives rejection letter
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON

It's okay. The Washington Nationals will welcome her with open arms.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (906pl)

72 We're going to have to hunt down and burn another EU member of parliament to keep warm..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

Smiles and nods significantly.

Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (eGTCV)

73 DOOF!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Dear wife

I'm leaving you cuz youse got dim popeye arms

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (us2H3)

75 > Classic butter churner arm.

That will...er...come in handy when she has to start giving handies to make a living now that her husband is dead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (bW8dp)

76 Made me think of the Son House "Death Letter Blues" song. Man, that's a good song.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (UuD2k)

77 Der Brief


"We're sorry, but at this time we cannot discharge your student loans. Kindly pay by Friday, or we take the kid".

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (piaw5)

78 My baby just a-wrote me a letter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)


Take the plane next time. I know you ain't got time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (JOtiF)

79 I could study this painting for hours for the use of light, color and texture and for what the various items say about the culture for the poor in that place and time. Aside from the technical skill of the artist, the viewer, at least this viewer, can't help but imagine various story lines suggested by the scene. A delightful painting.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (7EjX1)

80 Contents of the Letter

From the Heath Dept:

Hey You've
Got Monkeypox
All around your taint and anus
The minute you let it up in ass
Now, you can't pass gas
Without it hurting!

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Paul McCartney, Public Health Official at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (5NkmN)

81 The painting is exquisite particularly the rendering of the flesh.

Probably no more than five to seven colors total.

Masterful.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (VQbgM)

82 You are too good to me.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)



It is a pleasure!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

83 "What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say?"

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (RtN13)

84 Alternate alternate title: Cubs pitching prospect receives rejection letter
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (llON

It's okay. The Washington Nationals will welcome her with open arms.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


That's not FAIR!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (piaw5)

85 $1000 Mark stare.

( okay they use Euros now)

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (CqUXU)

86 That looks like the tip of a penis slipping out of 'her' bloomers.

NTTIWWT.

I'll denounce myself, so as y'all don't have too.

Would NOT hang. Truckstop bathroom worthy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:39 AM (JOtiF)


Yeah, but it's just the tip

Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (5KWKT)

87 it says "Don't turn around, oh oh. Der kommissar is in town, oh oh."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (OgrpQ)

88 Mommy can attract a new Daddy if she just showed a little more decolletage, err, decollete.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (ufFY8)

89 Election results, mommy? Was Trump re-elected?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (aZdJM)

90 [Hat Tip: Creeper, who suggested an alternative title: "The Arrival Of The Electric Bill."]
---
In my case that was the reaction I had this weekend when I refilled a prescription online. Price for meds had DOUBLED since last time I ordered the meds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2022 09:43 AM (YIVH2)

91 This is a wonderful painting. And it sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (QSjkU)

92 Dekollete, dammit!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (ufFY8)

93 *ahem*

The minute you let it up in your ass.

Bloody hell!

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Paul McCartney, Public Health Official at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (5NkmN)

94 I see some tug jobs in her future

many, many tug jobs

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (us2H3)

95 NTTIWWT.



???

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Mom finding out her child's pronouns are they/them and daughter wants to be called John.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

97 60 That looks like the tip of a penis slipping out of 'her' bloomers.

NTTIWWT.

I'll denounce myself, so as y'all don't have too.

Would NOT hang. Truckstop bathroom worthy.

sounds like it's already hung.

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (2cfUo)

98 > Judging by her forearms, she lives on a dairy farm.

"Kuhmelkarme", in German.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)

99 I see some tug jobs in her future

many, many tug jobs
Posted by: REDACTED


Future? Check that right arm. I see many in her past!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (piaw5)

100 LOL creeper.

Too perfect.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:45 AM (jwDzO)

101 Posted by: Forrest gump at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (Np9A+)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

102 DOOF!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)


Howdy, Sponge - Hope all is good!

REO Speedwagon song for today's art...
https://youtu.be/tUvUXkIqWOM

Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (5KWKT)

103 Alternate title:

"Mama, I know I'm Five Years Old But I'm tired of Maggot Milk. Can't I Just Suckle on Your Boobies?"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (5NkmN)

104
Posted by: Forrest gump

Shit the bed at 60k. Costs more to replace than the car is worth.

Florida family drives into electric car problem: a replacement battery costs more than vehicle itself

https://fxn.ws/3AXAxjt

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:47 AM (piaw5)

105 > Mommy can attract a new Daddy if she just showed a little more decolletage, err, decollete.

"Brustansicht", in German.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:47 AM (bW8dp)

106 Clearly a victim of Saxon violence.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (yikp0)

107 California Bill Allowing State Panel to Set Fast Food Worker Wages Clears Senate

-
Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)

108 "Dear customer, due to the feralgov mandate that we supply all energy from rainbows and unicorn farts starting tomorrow..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
____

Been going up an average of about twenty bucks a month in my AO.

If it gets real cold in the StL, 'interesting times' doesn't begin to cover it.
We have propane for our space heaters, a tent, and lots of pillows, blankets, and other cold weather gear.
And wood stored up as another backup.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (jwDzO)

109 Howdy, Sponge - Hope all is good!

REO Speedwagon song for today's art...
https://youtu.be/tUvUXkIqWOM
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:46 AM (5KWKT)



Not doing bad. Body is MAD after spending a few hours getting the transmission back in my little truck tho......

Was going to post a link to Kicking Harold's Dear John, but it doesn't seem to be out there........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

110 109 California Bill Allowing State Panel to Set Fast Food Worker Wages Clears Senate

-
Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)

=======

"California introduces bill to force fast food restaurants to stay open, even if operating at a loss."
-Headlines from the future

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

111 NTTIWWT.

???

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)


Fuckity. Here's an "A". Insert it wherever you want.

Ahem. I have some suggestions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (JOtiF)

112 The warranty on the stove has expired.

Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (88xKn)

113 California Bill Allowing State Panel to Set Fast Food Worker Wages Clears Senate

-
Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___

Not. A. Bit.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (jwDzO)

114 Still better dressed than 90% of people at Walmart.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (RtN13)

115 "California introduces bill to force fast food restaurants to stay open, even if operating at a loss."
-Headlines from the future
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (jwDzO)

116 If it gets real cold in the StL, 'interesting times' doesn't begin to cover it.
We have propane for our space heaters, a tent, and lots of pillows, blankets, and other cold weather gear.
And wood stored up as another backup.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Very good !

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)

117 And her sister coming to visit has problems of her own...

https://tinyurl.com/7ntwb56m

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (yikp0)

118 You selfish bastards!

AOC Says Its Selfish for Us to Not Want to Pay Off Her Student Loans

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)

119 "Brustansicht", in German.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 09:47 AM (bW8dp)

I like that word better.
Thx.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (ufFY8)

120 California Bill Allowing State Panel to Set Fast Food Worker Wages Clears Senate
__________

Just realized that I am never going to go to California ever again in my life.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (lf83v)

121 Do trolls get to violate the 100 comment rule because they are special needs?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)

122 NTTIWWT.



???


Now That There Is Were Wolves There.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Vu7A1)

123
AOC Says Its Selfish for Us to Not Want to Pay Off Her Student Loans
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)




Fuck. You.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

124 126 Fuck. You.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

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You just want to date her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

125 You just want to date her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

I just want und brustansicht.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (ufFY8)

126 "Brustansicht", in German.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (T4tVD)

127 125 NTTIWWT.

???

Now That There Is Were Wolves There.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (Vu7A1)

heh

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:52 AM (RtN13)

128 Little Girl: "What does say mommy?"

Woman: "That...that Joe Biden says he's running for a second term."

Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (G0vdT)

129 Still better dressed than 90% of people at Walmart.
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (RtN13)
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The Walmart in the town of about 20,000 (a metropolis in these parts) nearby is 180 degrees of the Walmart in Killeen, TX.

Waterloo: 10%
Killeen: 90%

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (jwDzO)

130 Not doing bad. Body is MAD after spending a few hours getting the transmission back in my little truck tho......

Was going to post a link to Kicking Harold's Dear John, but it doesn't seem to be out there........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Well, your wallet would have been mad if you had someone else do the work!

Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (5KWKT)

131 Posted by: Forrest gump

More lies. A taxi in Germany wouldn't have traveled 930k miles. The average NYC cab does about 40k a year. Do the math you fucking retard.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (CqUXU)

132 California Bill Allowing State Panel to Set Fast Food Worker Wages Clears Senate

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Hell, that's not hardly communist at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



They'll all install robots, kiosks or just shut their doors.

This will NOT work out how those idiots want.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

133 You just want to date her.
_____________

She sits on a throne of lies. She smells of beef and cheese.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (lf83v)

134 "You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli "

Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Spicoli meme, where he is sitting in Mr Hand's class, and says..

'If it's your degree, but I'm paying for it, wouldn't that make it OUR degree?'

Yeh...let's see who is really 29 around here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (1n+EO)

135 No cab company with any sense would use Teslas as cabs. They have to spend 4 hours charging for every hour on the road. The car is an expensive piece of capital equipment, and when it's idle, it's not earning you money. Gasoline cars can be run almost 24/7, earning all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (OyCG1)

136
Well, your wallet would have been mad if you had someone else do the work!
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (5KWKT)



It's why I sacrifice the body....so the wife can have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

137 Der Brief


Dear Gertrude,
You ARE the mother.
--Maury Povich

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (piaw5)

138 Der Tax Man.

Posted by: flounder at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (yHsuS)

139 132 Still better dressed than 90% of people at Walmart.
Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (RtN13)
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The Walmart in the town of about 20,000 (a metropolis in these parts) nearby is 180 degrees of the Walmart in Killeen, TX.

Waterloo: 10%
Killeen: 90%
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (jwDzO)

Math!

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (RtN13)

140 The Walmart in the town of about 20,000 (a metropolis in these parts) nearby is 180 degrees of the Walmart in Killeen, TX.

Waterloo: 10%
Killeen: 90%

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:53 AM (jwDzO)

Confirm, I've been to the Wal Mart in Killeen.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (OgrpQ)

141 It's okay. It was all a terrible mistake -- he was writing "the" in German and not "die"!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8n3b9m

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (yikp0)

142
'If it's your degree, but I'm paying for it, wouldn't that make it OUR degree?'

Yeh...let's see who is really 29 around here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2022 09:54 AM (1n+EO)



There's nothing wrong with a little paycheck on OUR degree.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

143 And wood stored up as another backup.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


That reminds me of some wood that needs taking care of.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (hOUT3)

144 have traveled 930k miles. The average NYC cab does about 40k a year

Because of the metric system?

Posted by: Jules at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (ufFY8)

145 That's a powerful painting. Very poignant.

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (Ed8Zd)

146 Mother's little helper.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (vuisn)

147 AOC Says Its Selfish for Us to Not Want to Pay Off Her Student Loans
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)



Fuck. You.
Posted by: Sponge
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This^

God forgive me, I want to rip her f'ing head off, jam history books down her gullet, and punt her head across the Potomac.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM (jwDzO)

148 I like the trolls. They're dumb and fun to play with.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:56 AM (g1EEm)

149 'Dear parent,
We are excited to roll out the new school menu for the coming year! It's a Korean theme and is well balance as well as earth friendly. We call it Buggz'n Bark. Your children will be so surprised!
signed,
Mrs. Grimbesnauch

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 09:56 AM (0OP+5)

150 I like the trolls. They're dumb and fun to play with.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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You're easily amused, aren't you?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (jwDzO)

151 Some great news - Legal Insurrection

The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.

So this painting could be called the Letter to Oberlin - Pay $36 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (Fn8z6)

152 Ach mein Gott in Himmel! Der odometer in meine Tesla ist ganz vollgefuckt, so wie das Batterie!

/a German taxi driver

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (kXYt5)

153 Haha! Germany is rationing electricity and electric prices are skyrocketing. EV's will be getting parked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (UuD2k)

154 155 Some great news - Legal Insurrection

The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.

So this painting could be called the Letter to Oberlin - Pay $36 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (Fn8z6)

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You know what's weird? I just realized that Gibson is a second cousin...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

155 123 Do trolls get to violate the 100 comment rule because they are special needs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)

Troll was zapped.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (RtN13)

156 AOC Says Its Selfish for Us to Not Want to Pay Off Her Student Loans
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Fuck. You.
Posted by: Sponge

This^
God forgive me, I want to rip her f'ing head off, jam history books down her gullet, and punt her head across the Potomac.
Posted by: SMH

Our 'ettes are the kindest, most gentlest people around. When you've lost them...

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (piaw5)

157 Do trolls get to violate the 100 comment rule because they are special needs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)


Comrade, to ask is to answer IYKWIMAITTYD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (hOUT3)

158 Disney Developing Series Based On Original "King Kong" With James Wan And "The Lord Of The Rings: Rings Of Power" Writer Producing

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Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)

159 Contents of the Letter:

HEY WILDCATS!!!

It's time for your 10 Year High School Reunion!
Time once again to meet all those great old friends of yours once more!
Talk About How Great Your Life Is Going! And All the Changes You've Goner Through!
It's Going To Be Awesome!!!
I'll Be Sending You Details Soon!

Let's Go Wildcats Y'all!!!,

Missy Tirebiter, Class President and Head CheerLeader

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)

160 Mama's right arm is bigger than her left.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022


***
Maybe she works it out more, by beating her children?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

161

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Quantum Manhole at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (Z5oMf)

162 I really like this. Detail is exceptional. Colors are wonderful. Expressions are perfect. Heart wrenching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (HJDAV)

163 That's a powerful painting. Very poignant.
Posted by: LASue
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That's because it pretty much represents what most of us will be doing this winter.

Shared misery and all that jazz.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (jwDzO)

164 You're easily amused, aren't you?
Posted by: SMH


I am just a simple man.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (g1EEm)

165 157 Haha! Germany is rationing electricity and electric prices are skyrocketing. EV's will be getting parked.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (UuD2k)

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This winter could be so bad that we're going to see the expected docility of freezing Germans turning, shall we say, less docile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

166 Sadly, no one has noticed that she has dropped the knife and the mushrooms.

Tragically, tonight's schnitzel with mushrooms in cream sauce will not be up to its usual par excellence.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (lf83v)

167 Haha! Germany is rationing electricity and electric prices are skyrocketing. EV's will be getting parked.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (UuD2k)

You made your bed, dumbfucks, and now you are shitting in it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (ufFY8)

168 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)

I saw that this morning and I am thinking about using it for the rant, but it's such low-hanging fruit...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (XIJ/X)

169 Let's Go Wildcats Y'all!!!,

Missy Tirebiter, Class President and Head CheerLeader
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022


***
I dated her. That wasn't the only thing she'd bite, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

170 162 Disney Developing Series Based On Original "King Kong" With James Wan And "The Lord Of The Rings: Rings Of Power" Writer Producing

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Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)

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King Kong will be the secondary character to Queen Kong who don't need no man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

171 I like the trolls. They're dumb and fun to play with.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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You're easily amused, aren't you?
Posted by: SMH

Meh. Beats playing with oneself.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (piaw5)

172 11 What does "Brief" mean in English? "Letter"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

Yes. The implication by expression and context is that she has just been notified her husband, and the child's father, was killed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (HJDAV)

173 It's from 23 and Me. Confirms she's related to Gabe Malor, and needs to pay for xer gender affirming surgery.

Posted by: Strong search for Milk of Human Kindness at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (JKfKg)

174 SMH, can I help!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (h4/K3)

175 It's the court order giving her kid to CPS and compelling "gender affirming medical care."

Posted by: Nowhere special at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (wo1Je)

176 God forgive me, I want to rip her f'ing head off, jam history books down her gullet, and punt her head across the Potomac.
Posted by: SMH

I love you.

Posted by: Butthead at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (ufFY8)

177
Dear Sweepstakes Winner,

We stopped by today and knocked and knocked without an answer ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (pNxlR)

178 Ach mein Gott in Himmel! Der odometer in meine Tesla ist ganz vollgefuckt, so wie das Batterie!

/a German taxi driver
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (kXYt5)

Heh. Pretty sure the dunce is conflating Teslas with Priuses. The latter do have a battery, but it is simply part of the drive train, and not the main source of propulsion. Cab companies looove Priuses, as they hold up well, and have low fuel consumption for their hauling capacity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (OyCG1)

179 What do you mean? He pulled IT out?

https://tinyurl.com/2e6sa38a

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)

180 Yes, while the Krauts are freezing their asses green this winter Imma gonna throw another log on the fire and say a prayer for them to wise the fuck up.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (QSjkU)

181 Dear old daddy, rest his soul
Left my mom a heavy load
She tried so very hard to fill his shoes
Working hours without rest
Wanted me to have the best
She tried to raise me right but I refused

I turned 21 in prison, doing life without parole
No one could steer me right but mama tried, mama tried
Mama tried to raise me better but her pleading, I denied
Leaves only me to blame 'cause mama tried

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (RtN13)

182 Our 'ettes are the kindest, most gentlest people around. When you've lost them...
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (piaw5)
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My g-babies are 'ettes in training.

Eldest (soon to be nine) is banned by her mom from reading her Calvin & Hobbes collection due to said g-baby's insistence on reenacting Calvin's stunts.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (jwDzO)

183 I'm also guessing kilometres and not miles.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)

184 So the government is going to ban ICE cars, and I see the latest where NYS is going to try and require cars to have speed limiters, which will presumably also just allow the government to remote turn off your car.

Had enough yet LIVs?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

185 Willowed from JJ thread:
Gentle rain falling,
no blowing wind to speak of.
I listen and rest.
-a Texas rain haiku.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (0OP+5)

186
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You know what's weird? I just realized that Gibson is a second cousin...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)



Time for a reunion!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Ex-Ex and I cracked up laughing.

"It Worked!"

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (jwDzO)

188 It's why I sacrifice the body....so the wife can have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022


***
I work hard so my cat can have a better life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

189 I would like to invite In n Out burger to close their California locations and relocate to Florida.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (5p7BC)

190 Posted by: SMH
Our 'ettes are the kindest, most gentlest people around. When you've lost them...
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (piaw5)


SMH is a most gracious lady, so if she is riled up, you don't even want to think about the rest of the 'ette crew here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (hOUT3)

191 Ach mein Gott in Himmel! Der odometer in meine Tesla ist ganz vollgefuckt, so wie das Batterie!

/a German taxi driver
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (kXYt5)

'Oh my God in heaven. The odometer in my Tesla is fucked up... so was the battery'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (HJDAV)

192 Well. Instead of kicking, we could use the Moron trebuchet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)

193 This winter could be so bad that we're going to see the expected docility of freezing Germans turning, shall we say, less docile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


This. The last time Germans were put on a restricted diet as a result of world events, it didn't turn out so great.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (g1EEm)

194 Good luck. Heads are hard, so you won't be able to kick it using your instep. And heads are heavy. Gonna' be tough to get good hang time. Using the toe of your boot is right out. Impossible to get any kind of lift that way.
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I have steel-toed boots.

What's your point?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (jwDzO)

195 I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.

You know, viruses are not supposed to be like pokemon.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)

196 Queen Kong who don't need no man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

70s bushes will predominate.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ufFY8)

197 170 Sadly, no one has noticed that she has dropped the knife and the mushrooms.

Tragically, tonight's schnitzel with mushrooms in cream sauce will not be up to its usual par excellence.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (lf83v)

35 She dropped her knife and potatoes (?) on the floor in front of her.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 09:35 AM (llON

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (RtN13)

198 Disney Developing Series Based On Original "King Kong" With James Wan And "The Lord Of The Rings: Rings Of Power" Writer Producing

-
Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)


It'll be King Dong.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (zm+d5)

199 My g-babies are 'ettes in training.

Eldest (soon to be nine) is banned by her mom from reading her Calvin & Hobbes collection due to said g-baby's insistence on reenacting Calvin's stunts.
Posted by: SMH

Mom is a kill joy.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (piaw5)

200
She's gonna be mainlining those 'shrooms once she finishes reading that missive

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (pNxlR)

201 194 I would like to invite In n Out burger to close their California locations and relocate to Florida.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (5p7BC)

I wish we had them here, but they'd never find anyone with a pleasant attitude and clean appearance to work there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (UuD2k)

202 Pretty much the same as the original except now it's Kink Kong and will be heavy on the bestiality.

Naomi Watts was pretty hot in the last King Kong movie...

Posted by: Some movie watcher at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (ESjRY)

203 Congressional Document Reveals Some UFOs Not Man-made, Represent Serious Threat

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Lawdy, please don't vaporize the White House!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)

204 198 This. The last time Germans were put on a restricted diet as a result of world events, it didn't turn out so great.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (g1EEm)

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Is there a historical example of people just laying down and freezing and starving en masse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

205 Mom is a kill joy.
Posted by: rickb223
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Mom is an 'Ette, so...

Mom is scared...lol.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (jwDzO)

206 The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.

Doesn't matter. Oberlin will declare themselves bankrupt before they pay one penny to the Gibsons.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)

207 So with armed Antifa security squads roaming Texas, y'all can welcome Governor Beto. That's gonna be something.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (zm+d5)

208 200 I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.

You know, viruses are not supposed to be like pokemon.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)

Sex trip to Haiti? Probably not a good idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (UuD2k)

209 Congressional Document Reveals Some UFOs Not Man-made, Represent Serious Threat


I know how this story ends...

Posted by: Someone that read the Watchmen comic at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (ESjRY)

210 Very poignant

*********

Lady in the painting, perking up: "Oh thank goodness. I read that wrong. At first I thought it said 'pregnant'!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (kXYt5)

211 ROTFLMAO!

https://i.redd.it/k4hmdov4olf41.png

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yikp0)

212 This is new.

Posted by: flounder at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yHsuS)

213 Naomi Watts was pretty hot in the last King Kong movie...
Posted by: Some movie watcher at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (ESjRY)

Naomi Watts is pretty hot, period.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (HJDAV)

214 I have steel-toed boots.

What's your point?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (jwDzO)

I wore steel toed boots for years and years. Lord, do I hate them. Hurt my feet and weigh a ton. Only useful when you drop something heavy on your foot, or need to cave some ribs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (QSjkU)

215 So the government is going to ban ICE cars, and I see the latest where NYS is going to try and require cars to have speed limiters, which will presumably also just allow the government to remote turn off your car.

Had enough yet LIVs?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)


Think the gummint has already decreed that for the common good ALL new cars will be required have "kill" switches installed. Not quite sure when that edict starts.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (hOUT3)

216 God forgive me, I want to rip her f'ing head off, jam history books down her gullet, and punt her head across the Potomac.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 09:55 AM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (RkC6l)

217 218 Naomi Watts was pretty hot in the last King Kong movie...
Posted by: Some movie watcher at August 30, 2022 10:03 AM (ESjRY)

Naomi Watts is pretty hot, period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (HJDAV)

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Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.

She's cute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

218
Long days are gone
I'm going home
My baby wrote me a letter

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (pNxlR)

219 I wore steel toed boots for years and years. Lord, do I hate them. Hurt my feet and weigh a ton. Only useful when you drop something heavy on your foot, or need to cave some ribs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
___

Working in factories, they're a must, especially dealing with spools of steel wire.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (W2XmH)

220 216 ROTFLMAO!

https://i.redd.it/k4hmdov4olf41.png
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yikp0)

; )

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (RtN13)

221 Is there a historical example of people just laying down and freezing and starving en masse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

Why yes, and thank you for noticing! I don't want to be overshadowed by my compatriot in China!

Posted by: Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)

222 Is there a historical example of people just laying down and freezing and starving en masse?

Biology will tell them to go do something, the German FNM will tell them not to.

Be interesting to see whether the will to live or the social control aspect of the FNM are stronger

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (ESjRY)

223 NYC, California pensions ask credit card firms to help track suspicious gun buys

Posted by: You won't believe this at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9FBGz)

224 The Dutch to the Germans, "enjoy Your Hunger Winter eating the cats and making grass soup."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (Fn8z6)

225 Congressional Document Reveals Some UFOs Not Man-made, Represent Serious Threat


I know how this story ends...
Posted by: Someone that read the Watchmen comic

Anal probes.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (piaw5)

226 I'm guessing the mushrooms are of the "magic" variety and she's been nibbling on them a bit too much. That is the look when you realize you're tripping.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (BFigT)

227 Working in factories, they're a must, especially dealing with spools of steel wire.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (W2XmH)

My steel toed boots were incredibly comfortable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (ufFY8)

228 SMH, can I help!!!
Posted by: Ben Had
___

LOL

Game of kickball at the MoMee.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (W2XmH)

229 Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.

She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

*types* *deletes*

Your 'standards' are sufficiently rarified as to make fulfillment problematic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)

230 NYC, California pensions ask credit card firms to help track suspicious gun buys
Posted by: You won't believe this


Define suspicious.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (piaw5)

231 AOC Says Its Selfish for Us to Not Want to Pay Off Her Student Loans

I love that Janet Yellen and DOCTOR JILL told Joe it was stupid to cancel the student loan debt but he took Squaw Warren's advice instead.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (zm+d5)

232 A hungry stomach will overrule the brain

What Germany needs is a heart to act as mediator between the brain and the hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (Fn8z6)

233 I'm also guessing kilometres and not miles.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)

Troll said miles . Even if KM that would be about 577k miles. The Tesla would have to be over 14 years old if it did the same distance as a NYC taxi.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (CqUXU)

234 232 Working in factories, they're a must, especially dealing with spools of steel wire.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (W2XmH)

My steel toed boots were incredibly comfortable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (ufFY

This. Buy Keens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)

235 I once had composite boots that met all the same standards as steel toe. It was nice because we had to go through a metal detector and I didn't have to take them off.

But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)

236 155 Some great news - Legal Insurrection

The Ohio Supreme Court has refused to hear Oberlin College's appeal of the Gibson verdict.

So this painting could be called the Letter to Oberlin - Pay $36 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 09:57 AM (Fn8z6)
----
Remember, enforcement of the judgment was stayed by the posting of a bond, so that woman in the painting is actually the face of the bonding company realizing it has to pay the judgment plus accrued interest and then look to whatever collateral it held and then pursue Oberlin. Gibson's won't have to chase to collect.

Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (Fbt5B)

237 Is there a historical example of people just laying down and freezing and starving en masse?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Soviet Union had a few.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (g1EEm)

238 My steel toed boots were incredibly comfortable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
___

I wore them mainly in the 90s, so they were comfortable and stylish.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (W2XmH)

239 I used to wonder what those shields that cover the upper foot on sheet metal worker's boots were for, Then I dropped a sheet of 16 gage steel edgewise on top of my foot. Shit, did I get an epiphany.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (QSjkU)

240 228 NYC, California pensions ask credit card firms to help track suspicious ALL]/b] gun buys
Posted by: You won't believe this at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9FBGz)


Corrected for accuracy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (hOUT3)

241 'Oh my God in heaven. The odometer in my Tesla is fucked up... so was the battery'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

******

Yeah, that's what I was going for with leftover high school German from the 70s.

except "...same as the battery!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (kXYt5)

242
Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.

She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)



And, it seems, nipples like a roll of dimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

243 If there were aliens coming to earth, and they wanted to cause us serious harm, all they have to do is take an asteroid, not even a particularly big one, and drop it on the earth and we would all be dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY)

244 NYC, California pensions ask credit card firms to help track suspicious ALL]/b] gun buys
Posted by: You won't believe this at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9FBGz)

Corrected for accuracy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (hOUT3)



CLOSE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

245 226 Why yes, and thank you for noticing! I don't want to be overshadowed by my compatriot in China!
Posted by: Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin at August 30, 2022 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)

=========

The Holodomor was accomplished not through fiat, but through repression and terror. The Ukrainians didn't just lay down and take it. They weren't strong enough to fight back effectively against the Soviet state.

I don't think Germany has that kind of military muscle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

246 Is there a historical example of people just laying down and freezing and starving en masse?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Soviet Union had a few.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
___

China's yoots have this thing called tang ping ("lying flat").

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_ping

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (W2XmH)

247 234 *types* *deletes*

Your 'standards' are sufficiently rarified as to make fulfillment problematic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)

==========

You haven't seen Dolley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

248 240 I once had composite boots that met all the same standards as steel toe. It was nice because we had to go through a metal detector and I didn't have to take them off.

But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)

Those can be really nice. Keen made a composite toe with a drawstring pull that were insanely light and comfortable. I LOVED those shoes. If they had had a vagina...

They stopped making that model.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (HJDAV)

249 He painted hobos too! [Living not skinned.]

https://tinyurl.com/bdz97p92

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (yikp0)

250 This. Buy Keens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)


This! Expensive but worth it.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)

251 I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.

You know, viruses are not supposed to be like pokemon.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)


The ultimate participation trophy.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (CCf67)

252 Doesn't matter. Oberlin will declare themselves bankrupt before they pay one penny to the Gibsons.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)

I think in that case, the bakery winds up owning the college.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (OyCG1)

253 In Scotland they bought a million pounds worth of electric car for 20 police stations.

They delivered the cars but installed no charging systems.

Some stations had to rent diesel charging generators for almost a year while charging stations were installed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (BRHaw)

254 Failures Mount at Oregon's Wind Farms

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You turn wind over to the government and there won't be enough to blow your nose.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)

255 My steel toed boots were incredibly comfortable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (ufFY

This. Buy Keens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (HJDAV)

I don't remember the brand, but the steel mill had a company store that sold them back in the day. Mine Safety Equipment?

Bottom line, there should be some decent ones out there, unless they have been outsourced to Chyna.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (ufFY8)

256 But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
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A part of me wants to know the backstory...but the saner part of me says, "Nope. Not gonna wonder..."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (YIVH2)

257
Define suspicious.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (piaw5)



Any.

Posted by: California Book of Words at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

258 The Holodomor was accomplished not through fiat, but through repression and terror. The Ukrainians didn't just lay down and take it. They weren't strong enough to fight back effectively against the Soviet state.

Yes. After the Soviets won the civil war they spent a few years disarming the peasants - remember they often had weapons from the civil war and WWI.

Then they started exterminating them.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (ESjRY)

259 But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)

Is this a MoMee story? I've GOT to get to one of those some day....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (906pl)

260 You haven't seen Dolley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

You are VERY lucky 'her' standards are not as high.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (HJDAV)

261 This. Buy Keens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
___

I have a pair of Keens hiking sandals.

Love 'em.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (W2XmH)

262 I think in that case, the bakery winds up owning the college.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (OyCG1)

Free cookies with every Gender Studies Degree!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (BRHaw)

263 Keen makes a fine work boot. Most comfortable I ever wore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (QSjkU)

264 257 Doesn't matter. Oberlin will declare themselves bankrupt before they pay one penny to the Gibsons.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)

I think in that case, the bakery winds up owning the college.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (OyCG1)

=========

Sell the buildings to the state for the creation of a mental asylum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

265 CLOSE!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


It has been that kind of morning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (hOUT3)

266 Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.

She's cute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

Heard she's a dim bulb.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ)

267 You haven't seen Dolley.

You know the rule.

Posted by: Pics or it didn't happen at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY)

268 In fact, I am wearing Keens right now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (QSjkU)

269 265 You haven't seen Dolley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

You are VERY lucky 'her' standards are not as high.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (HJDAV)

=========

I have made note of this more than once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

270 This! Expensive but worth it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (W2XmH)

271 256 I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.

Gay sex tourism is a thing?

Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (eGTCV)

272 Anna Puma @ 237-
But get some grown-up pants, FFS!

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (0OP+5)

273
It has been that kind of morning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (hOUT3)



I'd blame my hangover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Heard she's a dim bulb.

They don't hire actresses for their brains, but for their looks and their ability to s*** ****

Posted by: Obligatory at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY)

275 Then I dropped a sheet of 16 gage steel edgewise on top of my foot. Shit, did I get an epiphany.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:09 AM (QSjkU)

Hoo-boy!
Metatarsal for the win!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (ufFY8)

276
Made from illegally imported skins of the endangered Atacama Desert's Steel Toad, "Steal Toad Boots" are both a play on words and an express ticket to a solid 20 years in a PMITA prison if the US F&WS catches you with them

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (pNxlR)

277 Naomi Watts is pretty hot, period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, retarded German translator at August 30, 2022


***
Score another top-notch Australian import, like Nicole Kidman and Margot Robbie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

278 The government would screw up getting a blowjob in a windmill whorehouse!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:14 AM (yikp0)

279 Wasn't there an issue where security funds for the Benghazi consulate were funneled to Italy for EV charging stations instead ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (CqUXU)

280 I'd blame my hangover.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


The life advice aspects of this blog are incredible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (hOUT3)

281 KEEN Women's Astoria West Open Toe Sandal

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ffts5

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (W2XmH)

282 OT, yesterday somebody mentioned a news aggregator site, I think rant something. I was when the convo was going back and forth about Drudge.
Anybody know what it was?

Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)

283 261 But, they got contaminated and I lost them along with my pants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
---
A part of me wants to know the backstory...but the saner part of me says, "Nope. Not gonna wonder..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (YIVH2)

Nuclear power plant. There was a whole body counter at the exit of the nuclear side. If you alarmed the counter you would have to give up the clothing that had the radioactive stuff on it. I lost my pants several times that way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (UuD2k)

284 Coffee grinder on the shelf. Luxury.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (nSdVr)

285 What Germany needs is a heart to act as mediator between the brain and the hands.

Nice shout out.

I think Germany could use a man like Hermann Ehrhardt again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (AW0uW)

286
I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.


'Round those parts that's called the
"infecta trifecta"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (pNxlR)

287 The government would screw up getting a blowjob in a windmill whorehouse!

Regulation 32B.13.242.69: Blowjobs must be evenly distributed to male and female recipients. In the event they are not a $420 fine will be assessed.

Posted by: Our government at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)

288 OT, yesterday somebody mentioned a news aggregator site, I think rant something. I was when the convo was going back and forth about Drudge.
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)



Whatfinger? The Liberty Daily?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

289 Polish Residents Queue for Days to Stockpile Coal Ahead of Energy Shortages

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Old and busted: Green energy

New and cool: Black energy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

290 I see there is a headline that some gay sex tourist got COVID, HIV, and Monkeypox all on the same sex trip.

'Round those parts that's called the
"infecta trifecta"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
___

lol
"Infecta Trifecta"

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (W2XmH)

291 Keen makes a fine work boot. Most comfortable I ever wore.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (QSjkU)

Some of my cow orkers swear by keen. I've been running around in ariats with no complaints.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:16 AM (6FeV1)

292 Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.

I'd like to apply for a job wherever it is you work.

Posted by: spindrift at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (h5TKJ)

293 290 What Germany needs is a heart to act as mediator between the brain and the hands.

Nice shout out.

I think Germany could use a man like Hermann Ehrhardt again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (AW0uW)

=========

Heh. Nice call out Anna.

It entertains me that HG Welles hated that movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

294 Steel toes -- Kidlet is currently wearing $$$ work boots. They have some kind of composite toe cap that in colder weather stays warmer than conventional metal but still meets OSHA standards. Good for her, but I recommended buying a reasonably-priced pair of boots for spare. Stepping in those 'puddles' or snowbanks means you need drying time, even for the $$$ boots.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (MIKMs)

295 Naomi Watts is a workplace 7. At best.

She's cute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022


***
Nice hind paws, though. Not in the same class as Nicole and Margot, but pretty darn nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

296 Here are a bunch of his paintings as expandable thumbnails on one page:
https://tinyurl.com/3n5xmam2

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (yikp0)

297 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (UuD2k)

Dude quit dry humping the reactor !!!

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (CqUXU)

298 Notified that she was outbid by 5 pfennigs on that Director's Cut DVD of Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

299 Doesn't matter. Oberlin will declare themselves bankrupt before they pay one penny to the Gibsons.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:05 AM (AW0uW)
-----
The Gibson's will recover against the appeal bond that was filed to stop enforcement pending the appeal. Doesn't matter if Oberlin files for bankruptcy protection once there is an appeal bond in play because Gibson can look directly to the bonding company who has no choice but to pay pursuant to the terms of the appeal bond. I have handled some of these in the past.

Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (Fbt5B)

300 I saw Vollgefuckt open for Rammstein at the Berliner Rockhaus in '96.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (44ww/)

301 bonding company realizing it has to pay the judgment plus accrued interest and then look to whatever collateral it held and then pursue Oberlin.
Posted by: Penfold


Bonding company was paid for their services and I believe Oberlin posted cash collateral.

Oberlin have racked up a ton of interest too.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (g1EEm)

302 They don't hire actresses for their brains, but for their looks and their ability to s*** ****

Posted by: Obligatory at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY)

You'll get no resistance from me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (7bRMQ)

303 Fun fact: Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (atmen)

304 302 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (UuD2k)

Dude quit dry humping the reactor !!!
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (CqUXU)

That's totally something a nuke would do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)

305 309 Fun fact: Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (atmen)

========

Mel Gibson was born in New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

306 I saw Vollgefuckt open for Rammstein at the Berliner Rockhaus in '96.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:17 AM (44ww/)



Du Hast Mich!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

307 Sell the buildings to the state for the creation of a mental asylum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

That would entail only changing the sign at the gate...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (OyCG1)

308 ability to s*** ****
Posted by: Obligatory at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (ESjRY

say lines?

(Counting on fingers...)

nope.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (6FeV1)

309 OT, yesterday somebody mentioned a news aggregator site, I think rant something

ace.mu.nu? Every morning.

Seriously, I think the one you're looking for is rantingly.com.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (nfrXX)

310 Stepping in those 'puddles' or snowbanks means you need drying time, even for the $$$ boots.
Posted by: mustbequantum


The Keens are sort of waterproof, but they are not submersible waterproof.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:19 AM (hOUT3)

311 Gay sex tourism is a thing?
Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 10:13 AM (eGTCV)


So you're unfamiliar with Big 10 football?

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (FJYfm)

312 And the head isn't the best of aero shapes, so it's really gonna' be tough to get that nice, carrying spiral. Can you imagine the drag if her mouth flies open ? Again, metatarsals I think would be your friend here, if you're wanting some satisfying hang-time.
Posted by: Vox
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Oh I know.

But you get a running start, use the side of your foot/ball of foot, and ensure the mouth is taped shut...nothing but air.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (W2XmH)

313 ability to s*** ****

Spew shit?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (ufFY8)

314 293 OT, yesterday somebody mentioned a news aggregator site, I think rant something. I was when the convo was going back and forth about Drudge.
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)


Whatfinger? The Liberty Daily?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Pro Trump News? Citizen's Free Press?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (nSdVr)

315 The Ukrainians didn't just lay down and take it. They weren't strong enough to fight back effectively against the Soviet state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

They literally had no choice. Any reaction to Stalin's policies was met with immediate, overwhelming force.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)

316 Sadly, the steel toad is now an endangered species, so the so-called "steel toad boots" made from their hide are now hard to come by.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (bW8dp)

317 Wasn't there an issue where security funds for the Benghazi consulate were funneled to Italy for EV charging stations instead ?
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New china [and silverware?] for the embassy in Austria as I recall.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (yikp0)

318 That's totally something a nuke would do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM


Scram, you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)

319 321 They literally had no choice. Any reaction to Stalin's policies was met with immediate, overwhelming force.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)

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Can Germany do that today?

Will Germans lay down and take it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

320 So you're unfamiliar with Big 10 football?
Posted by: Wally
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Burn.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (W2XmH)

321 I expect one of those pumpkin-chunkin cannons would work well with a head.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (906pl)

322 Sadly, the steel toad is now an endangered species, so the so-called "steel toad boots" made from their hide are now hard to come by.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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This, I have to agree with you.

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (W2XmH)

323 323 Wasn't there an issue where security funds for the Benghazi consulate were funneled to Italy for EV charging stations instead ?
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New china [and silverware?] for the embassy in Austria as I recall.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:20 AM (yikp0)

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That was one of those pwnage moments that Twitchy featured. Done by Trey Gowdy, even.

Led to nothing. It was admitted by some unfireable bureaucrat. Gowdy yelled at her real good, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (LvTSG)

324 Come on, there's nothing more satisfying to watch than a good toe-ball goal...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (6FeV1)

325 Wasn't there an issue where security funds for the Benghazi consulate were funneled to Italy for EV charging stations instead ?
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New china [and silverware?] for the embassy in Austria as I recall.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0)


Well, to be fair, somebody has to assess priorities, especially given a limited budget that barely covers the critical graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (hOUT3)

326 Bonding company was paid for their services and I believe Oberlin posted cash collateral.

Oberlin have racked up a ton of interest too.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:18 AM (g1EEm)
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I have repped bonding companies on appeal bonds, not much you can do.

Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2022 10:22 AM (Fbt5B)

327 Will Germans lay down and take it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

The Krauts don't jaywalk. They will take it until they stop taking it. Then woe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (QSjkU)

328 Sell the buildings to the state for the creation of a mental asylum.

For the professors or the students?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Fn8z6)

329 Can Germany do that today?

Will Germans lay down and take it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

German's will take it like the pron they (allegedly) make.

And I'd laugh, but the GoPe has been doing that to us without the lube for decades now.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Tlfom)

330 Can Germany do that today?

Will Germans lay down and take it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

No, of course not, but that wasn't the question.

As for Germany's willingness to be serfs? Eh...my guess is that the majority will accept quietly any restrictions, and that there will be sporadic protest that will lead to nothing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)

331 335 Sell the buildings to the state for the creation of a mental asylum.

For the professors or the students?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Fn8z6)

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The administrators first. Seal them up in one dorm. Create a Panopticon and observe.

For Science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

332 Sell the buildings to the state for the creation of a mental asylum.

For the professors or the students?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM


Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (RkC6l)

333 Didn't Ukraine have something roughly analogous to Poland's armija krajowa or however the hell it's spelled?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (6FeV1)

334 And I'd laugh, but the GoPe has been doing that to us without the lube for decades now.
Posted by: Bete
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Difference is, we're better positioned to buy our own lube.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (W2XmH)

335 Painting:

Little girl: What's wrong mom?

AWFL Karen: They let Joe in front of a live mic again.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (Tlfom)

336 Depressing though this painting is, it is poignant. It appears to be a young married woman who received a letter advising she'd lost her husband.

I wouldn't hang, because the painting is depressing, but, yeah, most definitely art.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (5pTK/)

337 The administrators first. Seal them up in one dorm. Create a Panopticon and observe.

For Science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

Positively Miklosian.

Beautiful.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (6FeV1)

338 As for Germany's willingness to be serfs? Eh...my guess is that the majority will accept quietly any restrictions, and that there will be sporadic protest that will lead to nothing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)

When I think of 1939 I tend to disagree.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (QSjkU)

339 And I'd laugh, but the GoPe has been doing that to us without the lube for decades now.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:23 AM (Tlfom)


At first glance it sounds funny, then you realize that is exactly what we have allowed to happen for decades, with minimal reaction!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (hOUT3)

340 Omg, just turned on the Weather Channel for the first time in years and years, and there is a very large female in a thigh high skirt, and a black dude that is setting my gheydar off.

Of course, they have to push the globull warmening bullshit.

And play some rap music.

Ugh.

I wonder if Stephanie Abrams is still a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022 10:26 AM (ufFY8)

341 When I think of 1939 I tend to disagree.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (QSjkU)

The coalition junta ruling Germany right now is not Nazi II, They're Weimar II.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (6FeV1)

342 Difference is, we're better positioned to buy our own lube.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


For the time being, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (hOUT3)

343 > The administrators first. Seal them up in one dorm. Create a Panopticon and observe.

Professors next?

Bets on which department would have the last prof standing?

I'm thinking archaeology, geology or civil engineering, mainly because those disciplines require leaving the office and getting some exercise from time to time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (bW8dp)

344 Keens and Muck boots are essential.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (ai/gj)

345 lol Hrothgar, yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (W2XmH)

346 good morning.

*grumpy chorus*

What's good about it?

*response*

We get another day in which to praise the Lord!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (5pTK/)

347 The administrators first. Seal them up in one dorm. Create a Panopticon and observe.

For Science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

This sounds like it might create a Fauchi level pandemic with what would survive that building. Gain of Function on Brando.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (Tlfom)

348 354 This sounds like it might create a Fauchi level pandemic with what would survive that building. Gain of Function on Brando.
Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (Tlfom)

=========

When the experiment is done, you cleanse with fire.

Everything burns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

349 The letter reads:

"I'm earning up to 92 deutsche marks per hour working from home. Send a correspondence to me to find out more.

Yours in opportunity,

Sarah"

Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (f1CoT)

350 > When I think of 1939 I tend to disagree.

Most of those people were killed off in the war, though.

Same reason the Scandis, Frogs, and Limeys are now wimps. The Vikings, Napoleon, and the British Empire effectively removed any male with a measurable testosterone level from the gene pol.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (bW8dp)

351 The Gibsons should buy themselves a nice Caribbean Island (I believe Epstein's estate has one going cheap).

Send a postcard to the Oberlin President every holiday season.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:29 AM (g1EEm)

352 We get another day in which to praise the Lord!
Posted by: blake
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Oh, I do.

I also mention, "You know, today would be a REALLY good day to return *hinthint*".

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:29 AM (W2XmH)

353 293 OT, yesterday somebody mentioned a news aggregator site, I think rant something. I was when the convo was going back and forth about Drudge.
Anybody know what it was?
Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:15 AM (4780s)

Rantingly

Posted by: Eskimo at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (ZYNmu)

354 On a happy note

I'm on my water taxi, which is getting more and more populated, and I see all of ONE mask.

If Seattle is giving it up, it really is over. Thank God.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (O9Lr2)

355 At first glance it sounds funny, then you realize that is exactly what we have allowed to happen for decades, with minimal reaction!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 30, 2022 10:25 AM (hOUT3)

All the really good comedy has a bitter truth at the center. So lie back and think of Frank Luntz.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (Tlfom)

356 I wonder if Stephanie Abrams is still a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2022


***
Back when I had cable, I enjoyed seeing Stephanie and Jen Carfagno every morning. Yeah, we had to listen to globull worming stuff, but the local forecast was useful. Long ago they used to display the WWV-correct time in minutes and seconds, too, and I used that to set my watches. Then the time disappeared in one of their redesigns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (J2vNu)

357 Everything burns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
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That's pretty much what the Lord will do when He returns.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (W2XmH)

358 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

359 If Seattle is giving it up, it really is over. Thank God.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (O9Lr2)
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Good deal, Nurse!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (5pTK/)

360 Everything burns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

Except the zombie virus in Return of the Living Dead.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (Tlfom)

361 365 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

=========

So, Star Trek...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

362 The letter reads:

"Dear Frau Morgenstern:

"Funeral expenses are out of control. The average funeral today costs 5000 DM, and Social Credit Welfare pays only 275. Protect yourself and ensure your final wishes are honored. Sign up now for . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

363 The coalition junta ruling Germany right now is not Nazi II, They're Weimar II.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:27 AM (6FeV1)

Yep, and bad conditions in Germany converted Weimar I into Nazi I.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:33 AM (QSjkU)

364 365 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

Hate them.

And they keep building more and more of them in my area.

Good ships on Star Trek though.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:33 AM (Tlfom)

365 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022


***
I know of only 2 roundabouts/traffic circles in my metro area, and I like using 'em.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

366 Well, one nice thing about Germany going Weimar 2.0 is they don't have the power resources to build Nazi Army 2.0.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)

367 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

They also were in the dark about my electrical puns.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (7bRMQ)

368 I love roundabouts. Unironically.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (6FeV1)

369 26 Looks like she got a telegram from the war department, that her 24 year old husband is KIA and she will be raising their daughter on her own.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM

How will I earn a living without Johann's income? I was born a few centuries early, for OnlyFans doesn't exist to save me. Looks like I'll need to get in "Der Briefs" of some sugar daddy instead

Posted by: Milf Lady in Der Brief at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (JCZqz)

370 So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

...I'm channeling TJM. I suddenly feel a desire to Preach about Prometheus...

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (Tlfom)

371 356 The letter reads:

"I'm earning up to 92 deutsche marks per hour working from home. Send a correspondence to me to find out more.

Yours in opportunity,

Sarah"
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:28 AM (f1CoT)

-------------------------

"We've been trying to reach you about your horse-cart's extended warranty"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 30, 2022 10:35 AM (RFKzk)

372 I know of only 2 roundabouts/traffic circles in my metro area, and I like using 'em.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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They're kind of ubiquitous in my AO, and people here use them properly, so no biggie.

No diff from how they're used in Kuwait.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:35 AM (W2XmH)

373 375 I love roundabouts. Unironically.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (6FeV1)

So so I. Cannot understand those that don't.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:35 AM (QSjkU)

374 365 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

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When roundabouts started appearing here about 15 years ago I figured they'd done studies and determined that they handle vehicular traffic better than stop lights.

Since then, I have come to realize their goal is often to impede vehicular traffic.

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (VJsqe)

375 I believe the real goal of roundabouts is to eliminate high speed, fatal accidents by replacing them with a much larger number of low speed, survivable accidents.

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (FJYfm)

376 I like traffic lights.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (g1EEm)

377 As long as the Germans don’t do a remake of Cabaret. The one we have now is bad enough.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (atmen)

378 So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

Last evening's TNG was the one where Scotty makes a guest appearance. Looked hard for his missing finger but still couldn't spot it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (906pl)

379 they don't have the power resources to build Nazi Army 2.0.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)

Not unless some Fresh New Face in Berlin says YOLO and finds a nice Muscovite functionary whose name rhymes with Schmolotov to do business with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (6FeV1)

380 384 As long as the Germans don’t do a remake of Cabaret. The one we have now is bad enough.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (atmen)

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The future belongs to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

381 Roundabout? Been there, sang that.

Posted by: Yes at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (Ju/y1)

382 The future belongs to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nope.

Belongs to me.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (W2XmH)

383 Stirling the Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence was less pestilential this morning. He was playing, but he left me and the couch mostly alone. If only that could continue!

The lady nearby who raises Siberians has the brown tabby kitten for me, but hasn't told me what the price is. She said she'd give me a discount -- but I don't know what her regular charge is. I've seen some pretty hefty prices even for pet-quality kittens on the 'Net.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (J2vNu)

384 The future belongs to me.
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No likely, James.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (4eKPg)

385 389 The future belongs to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nope.

Belongs to me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:38 AM (W2XmH)

Have you even SEEN the future? You can have it!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (6FeV1)

386
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The future belongs to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)



All your future are belong to us.

Posted by: WEF at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

387 So so I. Cannot understand those that don't.

I hate them with the burning heat of 1,000 suns. They remind me of Europe and all the unbridled faggotry it represents.

UnAmerican.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (Vu7A1)

388 Now, now, there’s enough future for everybody.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)

389 I believe the real goal of roundabouts is to eliminate high speed, fatal accidents by replacing them with a much larger number of low speed, survivable accidents.

They're a way of bringing ritual humiliation to the countryside.

Don't get me wrong, roundabouts work great when there is no traffic!

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (amJF4)

390 She does have ample funbags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

391 Futurist Art is the bomb!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (Ju/y1)

392 Everything burns.
~Either the Joker or a white dwarf star, I forget which.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (44ww/)

393 Now, now, there’s enough future for everybody.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)


No, the future is one of famine and scarcity.

For you people, I mean.

Posted by: German Ag Minister at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)

394 Have you even SEEN the future? You can have it!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I plan on being with the Lord.

With Him, future's so bright...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (W2XmH)

395 I hate them with the burning heat of 1,000 suns. They remind me of Europe and all the unbridled faggotry it represents.

Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (zm+d5)

396 James, do you feel like looting the local Piggly Wiggly for social justice?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (4eKPg)

397 Last evening's TNG was the one where Scotty makes a guest appearance. Looked hard for his missing finger but still couldn't spot it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022


***
"Relics," featuring the abandoned Dyson Sphere. A mind-bending concept by itself; to have Scotty be part of the story was brilliant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

398 Have you even SEEN the future? You can have it!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (6FeV1)

Which version? The 70s dystopia ones or the anime ones with cat girls? Cause frankly I'd rather have cat girls than Soylant Green, which is sadly the path we are on.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (Tlfom)

399 Since then, I have come to realize their goal is often to impede vehicular traffic.
Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (VJsqe)

Depends upon who decides to install them, and why. You get anti-auto greentards in power, they install pointless roundabouts and other "traffic-calming measures" to hinder the flow of traffic, and force the plebs onto transit. You get some Chamber of Commerce business guys on council, and they install roundabouts where they are needed, so that traffic flows better, and more people can visit their places of business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (OyCG1)

400 Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022


***
They also assume a minimum safe level of driver training. That seems to have vanished too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (J2vNu)

401 With Him, future's so bright...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (W2XmH)

I would imagine so. What with everything being on fire and all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (6FeV1)

402 Roundabout advocates should watch the videos from the Milwaukee Roundabout. People routinely rip their suspension out trying to drive over the middle and mow down the streetlights and signs.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (zm+d5)

403 And you get the future!
And you get the future!
And you get the future!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (atmen)

404 Of all the paintings CBD has posted, this one is in my top 2 or 3. I think it is fabulous. Masterful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (QSjkU)

405
Depends upon who decides to install them, and why. You get anti-auto greentards in power, they install pointless roundabouts and other "traffic-calming measures" to hinder the flow of traffic, and force the plebs onto transit. You get some Chamber of Commerce business guys on council, and they install roundabouts where they are needed, so that traffic flows better, and more people can visit their places of business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (OyCG1)



Round these parts, they make them too damn small and you can't get anything bigger than a Mini through them without hitting ever curb in sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

406 >>>You get anti-auto greentards in power, they install pointless roundabouts and other "traffic-calming measures" to hinder the flow of traffic, and force the plebs onto transit.

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Yes, that's them officer!

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (VJsqe)

407 *every

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

408 399 Everything burns.
~Either the Joker or a white dwarf star, I forget which.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:40 AM (44ww/)

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The direct quote is from the Joker, but the Joker was inspired by the Dr. Mabuse character as presented in Fritz Lang's Mabuse movies, particularly The Testament of Dr. Mabuse where he talked about the Reign of Crime.

It's also an extension of a certain apocalyptic bent in Lang's late-German work, mostly the second part of Die Nibelungen, Kriemhild's Revenge, when he was watching Weimar collapse around him and the rise of Nazism. This survived into his early American work with movies like Fury and Western Union.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

409 Chanel Rion from OAN

1---------------5-----*-------10

Fight me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (nSdVr)

410 The letter reads:

"Dear German Patriot,

Otto Von Bismarck is under attack from our opponents on the left!!!

We must act now to save the republic!!! Donate now with 10X MATCHING!!!

OTTO NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW!!!"

Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (f1CoT)

411 395 Now, now, there’s enough future for everybody.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)

The future isn't what it use to be.

Posted by: Yogi Berra...allegedly at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Tlfom)

412 I would imagine so. What with everything being on fire and all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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The New Heaven and the New Earth will be eternal.

And it will be amazing.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (W2XmH)

413 403 James, do you feel like looting the local Piggly Wiggly for social justice?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (4eKPg)

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All got bought by Harris Teeter around these parts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

414 Of all the paintings CBD has posted, this one is in my top 2 or 3. I think it is fabulous. Masterful.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022


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All sorts of nice details, including the flush on the woman's face and the chipped surface of the stone behind her, are very well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

415 382 I believe the real goal of roundabouts is to eliminate high speed, fatal accidents by replacing them with a much larger number of low speed, survivable accidents.
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:36 AM (FJYfm)

They aren't low speed the way I take them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

416 Are there still Piggly Wiggly's left to loot? I'm holding out for the finer things of A&P.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (Ju/y1)

417 Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM (zm+d5)
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Stoplights in CA are a suggestion, these days. Running red lights well after the light had changed is so common, one takes their life in their hands if they don't wait at least 2 or 3 seconds before proceeding through a green light.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)

418 I hate them with the burning heat of 1,000 suns. They remind me of Europe and all the unbridled faggotry it represents.

UnAmerican.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 10:39 AM (Vu7A1)


They're a perfect example of US-dwelling commies importing something ordinary and everyday from Europe and dumpsterfucking it until it has neither the aesthetic or efficiency of the .eu original nor any appeal to Americans who aren't used to them.

Done properly, in the right place, they're marginally faster than a 4 way stop or signal, because you don't have to come to a complete stop. They are almost never done properly in the US and are instead designed to throttle traffic.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (SCagy)

419 "Dear German Patriot,

Otto Von Bismarck is under attack from our opponents on the left!!!

We must act now to save the republic!!! Donate now with 10X MATCHING!!!

OTTO NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW!!!"
Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (f1CoT)


I see you get the Trump texts.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (QSjkU)

420 I'm on my water taxi, which is getting more and more populated, and I see all of ONE mask.

If Seattle is giving it up, it really is over. Thank God.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2022 10:30 AM (O9Lr2)


Come to MA. Plenty of masks to see in my area.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (AW0uW)

421 Chanel Rion from OAN

1---------------5-----*-------10

Fight me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022


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I'd put her a bit higher than that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

422 Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S.


Stop signs assume the same thing. The reason the US has a problem with roundabouts is that there are so few of them. Most people don't know what to do when they encounter one.

It's a chicken-and-egg problem.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:45 AM (g1EEm)

423 Come to MA. Plenty of masks to see in my area.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM


Sadly, this is correct.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:45 AM (RkC6l)

424 402 I hate them with the burning heat of 1,000 suns. They remind me of Europe and all the unbridled faggotry it represents.

Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:41 AM

That's an interesting view. I drove in the Balkans for about 2 years, and roundabouts worked remarkably well in overcrowded roads, but traffic laws aren't really enforced, so drivers were very "creative" in keeping traffic moving. Also, most cars had several small dents and dings. There was a general sense of camaraderie at times, with people letting others into traffic, accepting all the minor scrapes, etc.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (JCZqz)

425 I like traffic lights.
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But only when they're green!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (yikp0)

426 Stoplights in CA are a suggestion, these days. Running red lights well after the light had changed is so common, one takes their life in their hands if they don't wait at least 2 or 3 seconds before proceeding through a green light.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)

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"My brother might be coming."

-Just the punchline

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (VJsqe)

427 Of all the paintings CBD has posted, this one is in my top 2 or 3. I think it is fabulous. Masterful.

Masterful is the word I was looking for. Every aspect of this painting is beautiful. And what a ray of sunshine her little girl is.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (amJF4)

428 Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S
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Funnily enough, area I live in must be high-trust, because accidents are rare.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (W2XmH)

429 407 Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022

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They also assume a minimum safe level of driver training. That seems to have vanished too.
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They also assume no Asian drivers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (4eKPg)

430 416 Chanel Rion from OAN

1---------------5-----*-------10

Fight me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:43 AM (nSdVr)

A 1,510 with a stutter?

That's absurdly generous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:46 AM (6FeV1)

431 But only when they're green!
Posted by: andycanuck


Yay! Someone got the reference.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (g1EEm)

432 423 Are there still Piggly Wiggly's left to loot? I'm holding out for the finer things of A&P.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (Ju/y1)

I thought it was the Food King that was being looted?

And Wisconsin still has The Pig, but they are slowly vanishing.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (Tlfom)

433 > Stoplights in CA are a suggestion, these days.

"California stop" was a slang term 50 years ago.

Not that my 29-year-old ass actually remembers those days, you understand...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (bW8dp)

434 Alas, no school open for yet another year.

Posted by: Lola at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (NIYa7)

435 You should see the requirements for a drivers license in Finland. You need to accumulate number of hours under instruction like pilots.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)

436 We have an IGA in my little town.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (W2XmH)

437 Alas, no school open for yet another year.
Posted by: Lola
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Where is this at?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (W2XmH)

438 I slept with a girl that had hairy teeters long, long ago. Long black hair surrounding her nipples.


Kind of a turnoff, to be honest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)

439 Chanel Rion from OAN

1---------------5-----*-------10


A bit generous.

1---------------5---*---------10

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (g1EEm)

440 I saw a Piggly Wiggly in Myrtle Beach, I think.

It was somewhere along that long road trip we took.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

441 "California stop" was a slang term 50 years ago.
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Also used during the 90s, aughts, etc.

Similar to a "rolling stop".

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (W2XmH)

442 443 You should see the requirements for a drivers license in Finland. You need to accumulate number of hours under instruction like pilots.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)

Ironically, for a Finnish pilot's license you just need one functioning eye and a credit card.

True Story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (6FeV1)

443 443 You should see the requirements for a drivers license in Finland. You need to accumulate number of hours under instruction like pilots.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)

Probably why those bastards are always tops in rally.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (KbCG3)

444 God is my Copilot.

Every roundabout wreckers last words.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (Ju/y1)

445 "California stop" was a slang term 50 years ago.

Not that my 29-year-old ass actually remembers those days, you understand...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:47 AM (bW8dp)
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Eh, rolling through a red light to make a right turn or a stop sign is nothing compared to the idiots who are driving through red lights at speed. There's a serious number of people out there who just do not care.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (5pTK/)

446 >>***
I'd put her a bit higher than that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I had her up around 8.5 or so then I saw a few photos of her in a terrible dress and little to no makeup. Reduced her score.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (nSdVr)

447 Mama's right arm is bigger than her left.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)



Mine too.

Posted by: Fap fap fap, they call me The Fapper at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (yQpMk)

448 Done properly, in the right place, they're marginally faster than a 4 way stop or signal, because you don't have to come to a complete stop. They are almost never done properly in the US and are instead designed to throttle traffic.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 30, 2022 10:44 AM (SCagy)

Check out the one at the intersection of Highway 88 and Superstition Boulevard in Apache Junction, AZ. Works slick. Used to be a bear to get across that intersection, as the roads meet obliquely, and shoulder-checking was a literal pain in the neck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (OyCG1)

449 >Ironically, for a Finnish pilot's license you just need one functioning eye and a credit card.

By Odin's Raven!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 10:50 AM (44ww/)

450 All one has to do to see the folly of roundabouts is to attempt to navigate the one near Point Pleasant Beach at the height of the summer season.

Backups for miles and taking your life into your own hands when entering it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (VQbgM)

451 444 We have an IGA in my little town.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (W2XmH)

Town I grew up in had a Super Value...huh, which owns IGA. The internet, all of man's accumulated wisdom but mostly useless trivia in one package.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (Tlfom)

452 Kind of a turnoff, to be honest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)

No doubt. Only 2 places a woman should have hair, and the second one is optional, but I hear it's quite itchy, though I always graciously offer to scratch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (QSjkU)

453 "A wind turbine nearly double the height of Nelson’s Column was toppled by too much wind after 50mph gusts caused it to “overspeed”, an investigation has found.

The 300ft structure crashed to the ground with its blades completely snapped at the £20 million Pant y Wal wind farm in Gilfach Goch, near Bridgend."

In Wales I'm taking a wild guess at.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (yikp0)

454 446 I slept with a girl that had hairy teeters long, long ago. Long black hair surrounding her nipples.


Kind of a turnoff, to be honest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)

We used to call Harris-Teeter "Heinous Ta-Tas" back in the day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (906pl)

455 You can learn a lot about somebody simply by watching how they drive. A whole Hell of a lot.
Posted by: Vox at August 30, 2022


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I used to carpool with the BernieBro in my writing group. Bear in mind he's over 70, but still I was astonished at how sloppily he drove: sticking to the right lane no matter what, refusing to use the elevated expressway, following too close, apparently never looking ahead and planning in case someone stopped short. I never let him drive my car and I was nervous all the time in his.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

456 *waves to Helena Handbasket*

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (cTCuP)

457 About that Finnish pilot’s license: Please go on.

— Dan Crenshaw

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (atmen)

458 I'll see your roundabouts, and raise you a diverging diamond interchange.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (bW8dp)

459 443 You should see the requirements for a drivers license in Finland. You need to accumulate number of hours under instruction like pilots.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)


And yet to be PM, you only need a TikTok account and a bag of blow.

Posted by: Bitter Clnger at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (f1CoT)

460 ... and the second one is optional,
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Eyebrows?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (yikp0)

461 OMG! Are we STILL doing roundabouts?

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)

462 Roundabouts assume a high-trust society. We don't have one, which is why they have more accidents than stoplights.

High-skill, too. All of a sudden you have to take in the sign, figure out your exit point, the lanes you may use for that, who's behind you, who's beside you, who's coming and where they seem to going, and *then* you may look to see what's in front of you and if anyone's jumping in from the next spoke.


Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (amJF4)

463 > Are we STILL doing roundabouts?

Yeah, they pretty much never end by design.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (bW8dp)

464 I'll see your roundabouts, and raise you a diverging diamond interchange.

I've never driven through one, but on paper they're better than roundabouts.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (zm+d5)

465 Similar to a "rolling stop".
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:49 AM (W2XmH)

Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: Shit.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (Tlfom)

466 461 OMG! Are we STILL doing roundabouts?
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)

We just got back to where we started.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (Y5qcH)

467 I just typed a really lame joke and instead of hitting "Post" I hit "delete". Does this signal some hope for mankind?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (kXYt5)

468 OMG! Are we STILL doing roundabouts?

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)

Wait until we start talking about diamond cross over intersections and people having to actually trust the lights.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (OgrpQ)

469 > I've never driven through one, but on paper they're better than roundabouts.

Imagine one in Alaska, where the lane markings aren't visible a good portion of the year.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (bW8dp)

470 I used to carpool with the BernieBro in my writing group. Bear in mind he's over 70, but still I was astonished at how sloppily he drove: sticking to the right lane no matter what, refusing to use the elevated expressway, following too close, apparently never looking ahead and planning in case someone stopped short. I never let him drive my car and I was nervous all the time in his.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:51 AM (J2vNu)
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I honestly believe anyone who tailgates is incapable of being a good driver, because they're looking no further down the road than the taillights in front of them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (5pTK/)

471 I'll see your roundabouts, and raise you a diverging diamond interchange.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Driving an 18-wheeler.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (W2XmH)

472 As for Germany's willingness to be serfs? Eh...my guess is that the majority will accept quietly any restrictions, and that there will be sporadic protest that will lead to nothing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)

The Hun is always either at your throat or your feet.

Shit Churchill said...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (BgMrQ)

473 OMG! Are we STILL doing roundabouts?
Posted by: creeper


That's the problem. No-one knows how to get off the topic.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (g1EEm)

474 Elle McPherson still rules the Aussie imports.

Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:54 AM (4780s)

475 Does this signal some hope for mankind?
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Yes, for the lame shall walk.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)

476 You want to bitch about roundabouts? You should try our combination on ramp/off ramp. Those will give your sphincter a tightening in heavy traffic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (QSjkU)

477 Does this signal some hope for mankind?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (kXYt5)

No signals. Roundabouts. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (6FeV1)

478 Rantingly
Posted by: Eskimo
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That's it. Thanks

Posted by: From about that time at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (4780s)

479 I'll see your roundabouts, and raise you a diverging diamond interchange.

I've never driven through one, but on paper they're better than roundabouts.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM (zm+d5)

There is one of those in St. George, Utah. Weird, and a little puzzling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (OyCG1)

480 I honestly believe anyone who tailgates is incapable of being a good driver, because they're looking no further down the road than the taillights in front of them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022


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Then I might be the only decent driver in this Lousy-ana area. Pray for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

481 The cool part about roundabouts is once you've entered one, you always have the right of way, so you can keep circling and circling at higher rates of speed.

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (FJYfm)

482 What we need is a roundabout with an multilane overpass and an HOV lane, that ends with a counterclockwise swirl...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (kXYt5)

483 -
"A wind turbine nearly double the height of Nelson’s Column was toppled by too much wind after 50mph gusts caused it to “overspeed”, an investigation has found.
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The thing couldn't handle a 50 mph gust? Lemme guess, the engineer was a tranny diversity hire.

Posted by: irright at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (SchQD)

484 445. Hi, SMH.

I was kidding about the letter in the mom's hand.

But, in the here & now, Philly just closed two charter schools and there's a lot of confusion about where & how many kids - including those with special needs - will attend school.

The city constantly nudges the most needy out.

Posted by: Lola at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (NIYa7)

485 OMG! Are we STILL doing roundabouts?
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)

We just got back to where we started.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM


"Look, kids...Big Ben...Parliament!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)

486 You want to bitch about roundabouts? You should try our combination on ramp/off ramp. Those will give your sphincter a tightening in heavy traffic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Wait until the on ramp has a red/green light. Fun trying to merge on from a dead stop to 70 mph.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (piaw5)

487 "California stop" was a slang term 50 years ago.

In the Bay Area, it was known as a "Hollywood stop". We stopped having a name for it in the 90's when we 'caught up' with them.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (DfHGP)

488 There is one of those in St. George, Utah. Weird, and a little puzzling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (OyCG1)

Two or three down in Tucson also.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (OgrpQ)

489 Our small city of 28k installed three consecutive roundybouts. It's fucking ridiculous. On the middle one if you turn right it sends you a couple hundred feet and you get to experience the fourth one. Ugh.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (nSdVr)

490 481 The cool part about roundabouts is once you've entered one, you always have the right of way, so you can keep circling and circling at higher rates of speed.
Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (FJYfm)

*glares*

Posted by: Clark Griswold at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (Tlfom)

491 What we need is a roundabout with an multilane overpass and an HOV lane, that ends with a counterclockwise swirl...

...in Houston.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (nfrXX)

492 Then I might be the only decent driver in this Lousy-ana area. Pray for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (J2vNu)
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Done.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (5pTK/)

493 Always carry your energy into the roundabout. Like a dogfight, it is easier to shed speed than to gain it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (yQpMk)

494 Where's der brief?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (Wrs74)

495 Now that's an electric bill.

Coffee shop in Ireland posts their electric bill for what appears to be 2 months. 9800 euros.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

496 There is one of those in St. George, Utah. Weird, and a little puzzling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2022 10:55 AM (OyCG1)

I thought I was going to drive into oncoming traffic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (7bRMQ)

497 485 OMG! Are we STILL doing roundabouts?
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)

We just got back to where we started.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:53 AM

"Look, kids...Big Ben...Parliament!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)

Asshole!

Posted by: Otto at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (Tlfom)

498 Along Dixie Highway here in Kentucky the state has implemented what they call "J-turns" which are really just "U-turn" lanes in the center divide. They're doing this at what were dangerous intersections so there's no cross traffic... unless you're pulling one of those "J-turns" and get T-boned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (BFigT)

499 493 Always carry your energy into the roundabout. Like a dogfight, it is easier to shed speed than to gain it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (yQpMk)

I like to keep my tires lightly chirping. That way I know I'm near the limit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (Y5qcH)

500
Wait until the on ramp has a red/green light. Fun trying to merge on from a dead stop to 70 mph.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022


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Last year the city installed those on the ramps to the bridge over the river. They were active only during rush hours. I was honestly surprised at how well they worked to get people onto the bridge and merged into traffic.

During non-rush hours, they are turned off. (And the last time I went that way at 5 pm, they were turned off then too.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

501 Coffee shop in Ireland posts their electric bill for what appears to be 2 months. 9800 euros.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4
Posted by: JackStraw
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Whoa.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (W2XmH)

502 "Look, kids...Big Ben...Parliament!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)

Asshole!
Posted by: Otto at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM


"I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (RkC6l)

503 What we need is a roundabout with an multilane overpass and an HOV lane, that ends with a counterclockwise swirl...
Posted by: Muldoon


There used to be something very much like that in the suburbs of DC. We called it the "washing machine".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (g1EEm)

504 Coffee shop in Ireland posts their electric bill for what appears to be 2 months. 9800 euros.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4
Posted by: JackStraw



VAT is only 800 Euros. What a bargain!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

505 creeper!

Gonna see you in Oct?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (W2XmH)

506 Two or three down in Tucson also.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 10:57 AM (OgrpQ)
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Highway 89, between Ash Fork, AZ and Prescott, AZ, several roundabouts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (5pTK/)

507 lol Sponge

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (W2XmH)

508 358 At least no one’s talking about roundabouts anymore.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

This is where it all restarted.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (RtN13)

509 Hi, SMH. (Used wrong reference #. Sorry)

I was kidding about the letter in the mom's hand.

But, in the here & now, Philly just closed two charter schools and there's a lot of confusion about where & how many kids - including those with special needs - will attend school.

The city constantly nudges the most needy out.

Posted by: Lola at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (NIYa7)

510 During non-rush hours, they are turned off. (And the last time I went that way at 5 pm, they were turned off then too.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

I haven't seen those on for many months, even during rush hour.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (Y5qcH)

511 Wait until the on ramp has a red/green light. Fun trying to merge on from a dead stop to 70 mph.
Posted by: rickb223


Welcome to NJ. We have stop signs at on ramps to the interstates.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (g1EEm)

512

Watch out for the pesky rundown...

Posted by: Kink Dong at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (Z5oMf)

513 Understood, Lola.

Doesn't surprise me in the least, sadly.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (W2XmH)

514 There used to be something very much like that in the suburbs of DC. We called it the "washing machine".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022


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Denver proper had a confusing interchange where I-70 met I-25. It was known as The Mousetrap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

515 NYC still requiring vaccinations for schoolkids?

Posted by: m at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (RtN13)

516 Munkey nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (RkC6l)

517 Welcome to NJ. We have stop signs at on ramps to the interstates.
Posted by: quantum mechanic
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Some of us learned the hard way.

Iraq was less stressful.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:02 AM (W2XmH)

518 Love to have one of those drift cars and smoke around the roundabout for 10 mins straight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 30, 2022 11:02 AM (nSdVr)

519 https://tinyurl.com/2p8f7um4
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)
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Yeah, the cops are going to show and have a "chat" with the owner about hate speech or some such. Bank on it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 11:03 AM (5pTK/)

520 Wait until the on ramp has a red/green light. Fun trying to merge on from a dead stop to 70 mph.

I've seen a few metered ramps around Houston but I don't think I've ever seen them active. I would be surprised if anyone pays attention to them when they are.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 11:03 AM (nfrXX)

521 Now that's an electric bill.

Coffee shop in Ireland posts their electric bill for what appears to be 2 months. 9800 euros.



That's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: B. Obama at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (Vu7A1)

522 Finland's got flying cars??!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (kXYt5)

523 Every day I drive on a service road with a lane that merges into a busy highway. They fucking insist on continuing highway speeds with a stop light 200 yards ahead.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (44ww/)

524 Denver proper had a confusing interchange where I-70 met I-25. It was known as The Mousetrap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

Phoenix - Accident between I-10 and I-17. Use I-10 or I-17 as an alternate.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 11:04 AM (OgrpQ)

525 *merge with a highway off-ramp ... that wasn't clear

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 11:05 AM (44ww/)

526 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I slept in. So much to read.
Sigh...
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2022 11:05 AM (anj39)

527 "Dear German Patriot,

Otto Von Bismarck is under attack from our opponents on the left!!!

We must act now to save the republic!!! Donate now with 10X MATCHING!!!

OTTO NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW!!!"


How did I get on this mailing list?

Posted by: Napoleon III at August 30, 2022 11:08 AM (ESjRY)

528 505 creeper!

Gonna see you in Oct?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 11:00 AM (W2XmH)


Yes, ma'am. How 'bout you?

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 11:08 AM (cTCuP)

529 Duh. If I hadn't been in such a hurry to get that reply to SMH in I would've read the whole thing. Sorry, SMH, and really glad to know you'll make it.

Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2022 11:10 AM (cTCuP)

530 I like roundabouts. You can keep going round until you figure out which we to go. I encountered some weird ways to make left turns in some New Jersey urban areas.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2022 11:10 AM (5oxb5)

531 Mama's right arm is bigger than her left.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)

Must be a milkmaid, or masseuse.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2022 11:14 AM (5oxb5)

532 They put in a roundabout 1/4mile west of me, there is a new traffic light 1/4 mile east of me...between the two, traffic pattern has changed to the point it takes FOREVER to be able to pull out from any of the side streets between them...too evenly spaced and close together.
4way stops had worked well at both locations.
Actually, where the stop light is it was a 3-way stop...but the local Catholic College put in a soccer practice field and parking lot on the 4th side, and the light is used to let their people out of it..even though nearly all of the players walk there, seldom any cars use the lot...it still gets it full share of the cycle.

Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2022 11:15 AM (uAI4S)

533 The sad woman in "The Letter"appears to be the same one in his painting "The Departure"...leading one to guess her husband, off on some adventure she didn't approve of in the latter...came to a bad end.
In the "Departure" she/they appear fairly well to do...in the "Letter" she appears to have reached destitution.

Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2022 11:15 AM (uAI4S)

534 Mommy did I pick the wrong 'shroom again........

Posted by: safristi at August 30, 2022 12:01 PM (qktfm)

535 Roundabouts??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhR2leV0B60

Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2022 12:07 PM (uAI4S)

536 The Utility Bill just came

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