REALITY DEFEATS CHENEY

Quick thread. I'll put it under the ONT in about thirty minutes.

Liz Cheney is getting "crushed" in Wyoming and is about to give some kind of speech before she returns home to... Virginia. The speech is said to be "Churchillian" in as much as Churchill was fat.

BREAKING: CHENEY ALLEGES "RAMPANT VOTER IRREGULARITIES, VOWS "I WILL BURN CHEYENNE TO THE GROUND BEFORE I ALLOW THIS REPUGNANCY TO STAND"

Just kidding, she's whining like she always does. She says she conceded to Harriet Hageman and allows "This primary is ended" but threatens, "Now the real work begins."

She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln, noting that he too lost a congressional race before winning the presidency. She's quoting his Gettysburg Address and talking about winning the Civil War.

This is amazing. It is literally amazing me that she had the stones to compare herself to Abraham Lincoln. I'm truly sorry I told a joke earlier because now you probably don't believe me that this whiny entitled narcissist nepot brat just said "I AM LINCOLN, BITCHES"


Her speech, if you can tolerate it.

Trigger Warning: contains more whining than a Gender Studies mixer that short-stocked the White Claw.

In six months this guy will be doing gay pee-shame videos.

Congratulations to Harriet.

Posted by: Ace at 09:55 PM




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1 Bad hobbits! No cookie!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 10:32 PM (gbzeC)

2 War dick !

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:33 PM (V13WU)

3 The speech is said to be "Churchillian" in as much as Churchill was fat.


So cruel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:33 PM (SN3b7)

4 Never understood the appeal of her father either, frankly. Glad to have this family rendered useless in the new GOP.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (T6NRc)

5 Cheney defeated by sexism!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (gbzeC)

6 Trump Campaign Slogan in 24
The Return of the King

Posted by: Jmel at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (bVhJi)

7 Apparently she is the new coming of Lincoln or something...

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (V13WU)

8 The campaign ends not with a bang, but a wet fart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (Bd6X8)

9 LOL Washakie County came in...

76/18 Hageman.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (5p7BC)

10 Dan Quayle looks like a Rocket Scientist compared to VP Cackles. Just saying...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (Htl4B)

11 Looks like the voters gave Ms Piggy a little hunting accident.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

12 So brave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (dNqv+)

13 The good people of Wyoming turned off her heat lamp. Adios!

Posted by: Rex B at August 16, 2022 10:35 PM (CNS/9)

14 Apparently she is the new coming of Lincoln or something...
Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (V13WU)



She has the beard for it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:35 PM (SN3b7)

15 Bloated cow gotta bloat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)

16 Who're you to compare yourself to Lincoln?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 16, 2022 10:35 PM (Spr0s)

17 Get that toad off stage !

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (V13WU)

18 No one likes you, Liz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (mZ3xv)

19 She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln, noting that he too lost a congressional race before winning the presidency. She's quoting his Gettysburg Address and talking about winning the Civil War.

Sounds like she's calling for civil war. Insurrectionist!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X8)

20 Anyone doubting that she's running for president as a GOP candidate?

Anyone doubting that she'll raise a bare minimum of $50 million before Iowa even starts figuring out which high schools will house their caucuses?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (LvTSG)

21 Kinzinger strikes me as one of those guys who will never go away and always be annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (Ivdso)

22 And yet these fucksticks still don't get the frigging message. America is PISSED.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

23 "I AM LINCOLN, BITCHES"



THE BEARD IS INSIDE THE HOUSE

Posted by: Distinguished Presidential Historian Miklos at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (LyVHa)

24 I'm TRYING to listen to her speech but whomever did the audio used a potato too close to the speakers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (YglAn)

25 Alaska...

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (V13WU)

26 10 Dan Quayle looks like a Rocket Scientist compared to VP Cackles. Just saying...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (Htl4B)

I wonder how Quayle was/is on the uniparty? Anyone have a read on that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (dNqv+)

27 Her speech, if you can tolerate it

This feels like one of those links where you're promised a nude Sophie Marceau, but you end up getting TrigglyPuff in yoga pants. I think I'll just pass. I have no current need of an emetic.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (/NCI4)

28 Vic knew Abraham Lincoln and he knows that you, Liz Cheney, are no Abraham Lincoln!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8)

29 She's like the Star Trek Abe Lincoln that caught a spear in the back.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (sn5EN)

30 Her speech wasn't so bad.

I did flatly contradict her through her speech. Simply because I think she is actually helping the faction that wants to destroy America.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (OaZlZ)

31 Her loss might not have been so great except for the raid on Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: ALH at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (jP+cK)

32 Spock! Help me, Spock!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (SN3b7)

33 29 She's like the Star Trek Abe Lincoln that caught a spear in the back.
Posted by: fd at August 16, 202

"Help me, Spock, Help me...!"

Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (B3oWe)

34 The tribe has spoken, Liz Cheney. Your political lamp is extinguished. Take your things and go.

Posted by: Survivor: US Congress at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

35 oh, I am not listening to her speech, it matters not. Her political career is over.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (V13WU)

36 Maybe telekinesis did turn Abe gay.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (nMx88)

37 She rolled in here trying to unseat Sen Enzi, I don't think I ever heard a bad word about him. That didn't work out. I think a deal was cut for Lummis to "retire" so Cheney could take the representative seat. And turns out Lummis got Enzi's seat. Good riddance to the carpet bagger Cheney. You can probably get a house for sale around Jackson area, or was it just a mail box she was renting out to claim residency.

Posted by: SSR at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (7NmRg)

38 Stacy Abrams has found her running mate.

Someone who can sit on the other side of the campaign bus so it doesn't tip over.

Posted by: Wally at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (7cl0B)

39 The good news, Lizard Cheney will no longer get to f*ck us over directly.

The bad news? Lizard Cheney is about to become a consultant and f*ck us indirectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)

40 10 Dan Quayle looks like a Rocket Scientist compared to VP Cackles. Just saying...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2022 10:34 PM (Htl4B)

-------

Outside of Trump, Quayle would've been a better President then all the Presidents of the last 36 years.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (cMXNt)

41 I knew Abe Lincoln, Abe was a friend of mine, You, fat bitch Cheney, are No Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (Cus5s)

42 7 Apparently she is the new coming of Lincoln or something...
Posted by: runner

Go watch a play, piggy!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (gbzeC)

43 22 And yet these fucksticks still don't get the frigging message. America is PISSED.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

I think they figure it does not matter what we want. Trump is the only reason we are not still hanging out at the Corner and going on NRO cruises.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)

44 Four score and um a few years ago, those vile hobbits elected Trump.

Posted by: Lizard Lincoln, your next Preznit at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (Tc2CN)

45 >>> 22 And yet these fucksticks still don't get the frigging message. America is PISSED.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

There are several other places getting pissed too. The WEFtards know and they don't GAF. Remember, they are so SMAHHHHHHHRT (or so they think).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (llON8)

46 YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK MS PIGGY. GOOD BYE

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)

47 Heh

Cheney wins Teton County.

Fulla Jacksonholes.

Posted by: Distinguished Presidential Historian Dick Miklos at August 16, 2022 10:39 PM (LyVHa)

48 Here is a video of the evil Russians celebrating Cheney's defeat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl28T3eMgvw

Wake Up, Sheeple!

Posted by: The MSM! at August 16, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

49 oh, I am not listening to her speech, it matters not. Her political career is over.

Don't imagine for a second that you've seen the last of her, or that she won't be annoying us on TV for the next 3 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2022 10:39 PM (/NCI4)

50 Need an amendment prohibiting anyone within two generations of a politician from ever holding elective office.

Nepotism causing way too much rot.

Posted by: Sjg at August 16, 2022 10:39 PM (gDSJf)

51 >>>In six months this guy will be doing gay pee-shame videos.


Slight correction: In six months this guy will be doing gay pee-shame videos out of necessity.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:39 PM (tp+tP)

52 Who's bitch this is?

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (mZ3xv)

53 "The fact that the race has been called within five minutes of the first reported votes and it is clear that Cheney has lost reelection is one of the most embarrassing defeats for the political establishment in American history. "

lolz

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (V13WU)

54 Liz Cheney still has a great chance of winning this primary.

Posted by: CEO of Dominion Voting Machine Company at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (Htl4B)

55 "Vic knew Abraham Lincoln and he knows that you, Liz Cheney, are no Abraham Lincoln!" Posted by: Helena Handbasket

ha, I was pre-empted, very good ... is Vic still around?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (Cus5s)

56 37 She rolled in here trying to unseat Sen Enzi, I don't think I ever heard a bad word about him. That didn't work out. I think a deal was cut for Lummis to "retire" so Cheney could take the representative seat. And turns out Lummis got Enzi's seat. Good riddance to the carpet bagger Cheney. You can probably get a house for sale around Jackson area, or was it just a mail box she was renting out to claim residency.
Posted by: SSR at August 16, 2022 10:38 PM (7NmRg)

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Back in those days, I got into a spat with someone on the AOSHQ Facebook group because I inappropriately used the phrase "bitch fight" to describe the stupid intraparty skirmish. It was untoward to say such things derogatory of the daughter of Dick Cheney who had done so much to help advance conservatism at home and abroad.

I'll just say this now: Liz Cheney is a bitch, and she was back then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (LvTSG)

57 29 She's like the Star Trek Abe Lincoln that caught a spear in the back.
Posted by: fd at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (sn5EN)

Hey, that is not fair to... Lee Bergere. Evidently.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (dNqv+)

58 Liz Cheney's money quote:

MOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (XG2Fi)

59
She's like the Star Trek Abe Lincoln that caught a spear in the back.
Posted by: fd


Help me, Spock!

Posted by: Liz at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)

60 Ace: "The speech is said to be 'Churchillian' in as much as Churchill was fat."

Ahahaha *cough cough* haha *cough*!

C'mon, Ace. Admit it. You got a new Cruel Meter. And it goes to twelve.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (aXxgO)

61 Hageman up by 22 points.

That's not enough.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

62 20 Anyone doubting that she's running for president as a GOP candidate?

Anyone doubting that she'll raise a bare minimum of $50 million before Iowa even starts figuring out which high schools will house their caucuses?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That may be the plan but even one year is an eternity in politics. Lefties have the money but I doubt they care much for Liz. GOPe donors have the money but probably have to weigh pissing off a Trump or DeSantis. That leave Liz with the Lincoln Project pedos which have probably maxxed out their credibility card with leftie donors or the Bulwark crew floating on Omidyar's money.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (CXr4y)

63 Fox reports the election is too close to call.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (SN3b7)

64 The TV producer Democrats highbred to try and make the Jan 6th a made for TV event is at Cheney's concession speech with a film crew. They really think they can make this loser a thing.

Please send her your money, establishment.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

65 Cheney wins Teton County.

Fulla Jacksonholes.
Posted by: Distinguished Presidential Historian Dick Miklos at August 16, 2022 10:39 PM (LyVHa)

I mentioned this downthread. Jackson was already fucked in the head when I lived in Wyoming in the 1980s. Always hated that stupid fucking town.

Ask Lez to find Ten Sleep on a map of Wyoming.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)

66 Liz Cheney made history !

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (V13WU)

67 >>> 58 Liz Cheney's money quote:

MOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (XG2Fi)

Hey, fck you! She's not one of us!

Posted by: cows at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (llON8)

68 Lady, speaking as someone who got inside Abe Lincoln's head, I can definitively say, you are no Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (tp+tP)

69 Dear GOPe,

You are no longer welcome around here.

Signed, America

Posted by: Methos at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (kOpft)

70 You can probably get a house for sale around Jackson area

Probably just used her dad's house in Jackson as the mailing address.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

71 Fox reports the election is too close to call.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (SN3b7)


Fox calls Arizona for Liz Cheney !

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (V13WU)

72 Shame on you Liz Cheney.

Shame on you Dick. Shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (EZebt)

73 Cheney is getting ass pounded so hard that she might even feel it....

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (cvNl1)

74 Monkeypox > George P. Bush > Liz Cheney

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (nMx88)

75 I'm trying to find the worst loss by an incumbent in history, but can't get a search string that comes up with what I want.

But this is going to be up there.

This is a slaughter.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

76 I’m over here, Liz.

Posted by: Spork drawer at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (CNS/9)

77 I'll just say this now: Liz Cheney is a bitch, and she was back then.

It would be amusing to be able to give people in 2004 a view of 2022.

Dick Cheney? Oh yeah the left loves that guy. They impeached the last president because he wouldn't start a war with Russia even after the Russians stopped letting American gay couples adopt Russian orphans to molest them.

Wait...you don't understand any of that sentence?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

78 A toast to the WY voters

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (DxnGW)

79 >>> 55
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ha, I was pre-empted, very good ... is Vic still around?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (Cus5s)

I've seen him in some EMT threads on the weekend, not sure about other times.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (llON8)

80 BREAKING: CHENEY ALLEGES "RAMPANT VOTER IRREGULARITIES, VOWS "I WILL BURN CHEYENNE TO THE GROUND BEFORE I ALLOW THIS REPUGNANCY TO STAND"

JUST IN FROM ATLANTA: TANK ABRAMS, "I'M COMING LIZ!", NEVER CONCEDE, NEVER GIVE UP, AND KEEP THE COW ON THE BBQ.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (FF+On)

81 And I would love, love, love to live in Ten Sleep.

*pause* You wouldn't like it though. It sucks. Don't bother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

82 How can WY count the votes this fast? I thought it took weeks to count votes?????

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (T6NRc)

83 62 That may be the plan but even one year is an eternity in politics. Lefties have the money but I doubt they care much for Liz. GOPe donors have the money but probably have to weigh pissing off a Trump or DeSantis. That leave Liz with the Lincoln Project pedos which have probably maxxed out their credibility card with leftie donors or the Bulwark crew floating on Omidyar's money.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (CXr4y)

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I still maintain that GOPe donors will spend at a minimum a quarter of a billion dollars to unseat Trump in 2024. It will be spent on an increasingly ridiculous cast of characters, beginning with Pence, through Cheney and Katzinger, and ending with David French (who will decline to run because he needs to defend his wife's honor from online trolls, or something), until NH when Trump wins by 70% and it's obvious to everyone beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt that no one is going to unseat him.

And yes, it will take until at least NH.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (LvTSG)

84 I mentioned this downthread. Jackson was already fucked in the head when I lived in Wyoming in the 1980s. Always hated that stupid fucking town.

We're your social betters, you inbred rednecks!

Posted by: Teton County! at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

85 "Fox reports the election is too close to call."

the Buicks from Minnesota have not come in yet.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (Cus5s)

86 Where can she carpet bag to get into the Senate? Maine elects liberal Republican women.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (Spr0s)

87 Fresh off her successful defeat in WY, Liz Cheney is positioned for a run at the White House.

- news readers everywhere -

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (BFigT)

88 >>> 64 The TV producer Democrats highbred to try and make the Jan 6th a made for TV event is at Cheney's concession speech with a film crew. They really think they can make this loser a thing.

Please send her your money, establishment.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

I hate that bitch. Where's MY teewee crew???

Posted by: Jared Polesucker at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (llON8)

89 Looks like Miss Piggy got cancelled.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (MujTL)

90 Trigger Warning: contains more whining than a Gender Studies mixer that short-stocked the White Claw.


Sweet Jesus, Ace, that's funny. Once again, you prove your skill at wordsmithing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

91 I feel bad for the Oreos in her pantry tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (mZ3xv)

92 Just stopping in to say Bwhahahaah.

Good thinkin, Abe Lincoln!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (8GBH4)

93 "I thought Wyoming was ready for Cheney leadership. Apparently it is not."

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (XG2Fi)

94 Babraham Lincoln she ain't.

I'm really gonna miss sexy Dick Cheney.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (KFhLj)

95 The only "hot" issues in my county were Harriet vs. Liz, and that the sheriff had a primary challenger.

Posted by: REEEEEEfried Beans with extra SALT at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (IxVKZ)

96 I have not yet begun to fight! And John Paul Jones only had to face England. I have to face OrangeManBad!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (aXxgO)

97 How can WY count the votes this fast? I thought it took weeks to count votes?????
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 16, 2022 10:43 PM (T6NRc)

Well, you know, there's like ten hunnert people in the whole state.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)

98 Countdown to the Hawkeye Cauci, ft. Liz "Undefeated" Cheney?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (v23vE)

99 I wanna see her lose by MORE than 30 points. It won't really mean anything, but it'll be damn fun to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (r46W7)

100 I feel bad for the Oreos in her pantry tonight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2022 10:44 PM (mZ3xv)



I wish I had her Haagen-Dazs concession.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (SN3b7)

101 100!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (v23vE)

102 shit

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (v23vE)

103 That leave Liz with the Lincoln Project pedos which have probably maxxed out their credibility card with leftie donors or the Bulwark crew floating on Omidyar's money.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:41 PM


Speaking of, the Lincoln Project put out a tweet. They don't seem to be happy.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (VrVjC)

104 Damn! Even I didn't lose this bad.

Posted by: Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (MujTL)

105 Cheney forgot the old adage: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered.

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

106 Has the Flavor-Ade been passed out yet at Fox HQ?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (nMx88)

107 I AM LINCOLN, BITCHES"


She's too manly to join the Lincoln Project.

She's probably tasted more snatch than the entire organization combined.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (0unyc)

108 25 Alaska...
Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (V13WU)
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Don't think the polls have closed yet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

109 She's at 33 right now. Woot!

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

110 TJM,
I think Cheney's money will come from the Dems. GOPe would rather throw money at Nikki or Noem, etc. that might actually win or get the VP nomination.

Cheney won't get either of that.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (CXr4y)

111 I can't wait for Quin Hillyer to report on how Wyoming voters proved themselves unworthy of Liz Cheney tonight. Speaking of Gender Studies majors and their White Claw....

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (tp+tP)

112 And Bodyguard Costner can choke on a horse cock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (89T5c)

113 I’m over here, Liz.

Posted by: Spork drawer


This made me laugh.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (/NCI4)

114 IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

(HIC!) (SOB!)

Posted by: Drunken Liz Cheney! at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

115 103 Speaking of, the Lincoln Project put out a tweet. They don't seem to be happy.
Posted by: Flyguy at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (VrVjC)

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It's hard to believe that anyone on her side didn't know that this was coming. I can understand confronting the inevitable when it hits, but that emotion doesn't include anger. It includes anguish and sadness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (LvTSG)

116 This is a springboard to greater things for Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Fox "News" Radio at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (sn5EN)

117 "But I wanted to leave my seat to my kid!"

*sad trombone*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

118 Speaking of, the Lincoln Project put out a tweet. They don't seem to be happy.

Posted by: Flyguy
________________
Grifters hate to share--with Cheney, they now have one more mouth to feed.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (CXr4y)

119 >>>Speaking of, the Lincoln Project put out a tweet. They don't seem to be happy.

a/s/l

i could use a pick-me-up blowie

Posted by: The North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (B3oWe)

120 Of course the Lincoln Project isn't happy. Young boys are going back to school, and won't be Lincoln-accessible for months.

Posted by: Wally at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (7cl0B)

121 Welcome to the Flaming Gasbag Club, Liz.

Posted by: The Hindenburg at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (XG2Fi)

122 "TV producer Democrats highbred (hired ?) to try and make the Jan 6th a made for TV event is at Cheney's concession speech with a film crew. They really think they can make this loser a thing."

Pig in a Poke ... put your money down.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (Cus5s)

123 I fear for Bret Baier.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (FF+On)

124 I read Cheney getting stomped and I think "it moved".

And then I think about it moving and Cheney together and it will never move again.

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (6TxNR)

125 >>> 115 103 Speaking of, the Lincoln Project put out a tweet. They don't seem to be happy.
Posted by: Flyguy at August 16, 2022 10:45 PM (VrVjC)

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It's hard to believe that anyone on her side didn't know that this was coming. I can understand confronting the inevitable when it hits, but that emotion doesn't include anger. It includes anguish and sadness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (LvTSG)

HOW DARE YOU PEASANTS NOT DO AS WE SAY!!!

Posted by: WEF at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (llON8)

126 She looks like she got shot in the face while duck hunting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (8GBH4)

127 110 TJM,
I think Cheney's money will come from the Dems. GOPe would rather throw money at Nikki or Noem, etc. that might actually win or get the VP nomination.

Cheney won't get either of that.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (CXr4y)

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She'll raise a good amount of money from Dems, both small dollar and big dollar, but I do not believe for a second that Mitch stands alone in his hatred of Trump. I think the money men who controlled the party for decades know that Trump is tearing the party from their control, and they don't want to give up.

They will spend hundreds of millions of dollars to tell the GOP that they are racist for backing Trump...again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (LvTSG)

128 Hageman now 28 points ahead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

129 Speaking of, the Lincoln Project put out a tweet. They don't seem to be happy.

Someone is having a sads!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (ESjRY)

130 Great news that Liz was defeated.

The liberal indoctrination has consumed my youngest daughter.
She just told us at dinner that America should and will fall and that she is leaving and never coming back. Her father and I did not know what to say.

All that we and this country have done for her and she is an ungrateful little b*t€h. I denounce myself.

Maybe with some more real world experiences and some kids she will change her mind. Not very hopeful.

So sad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)

131 Liz needs a box of Ho-Ho's and a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, stat.

Maybe some weed too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (BFigT)

132 This isn't how democracy is supposed to work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (XG2Fi)

133 Huh. Reagan only won in '84 by 58.8% to 40.6.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (dNqv+)

134 She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln,


Say it with us, "The Cheney Project"!

Posted by: The Graft Eternal at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (cupoy)

135 So she references Gettysburg, where over 7,000 soldiers (combined) died. Then in the next breath says that in the history of our nation there has never been an event as bad as Jan 6, 2021.

No wonder she lost.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (kXYt5)

136 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:48 PM (LvTSG)

Everything and anything is racist these days.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (YglAn)

137 All of the positive votes for Cheney are now in. The margin will expand from here on out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (5p7BC)

138 Say it with us, "The Cheney Project"!
Posted by: The Graft Eternal


You dirty bitch.

Posted by: The North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (B3oWe)

139 Bad hobbits! No cookie!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

What?! No fair. I love cookies.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (ftFVW)

140 Back in those days, I got into a spat with someone on the AOSHQ Facebook group because I inappropriately used the phrase "bitch fight" to describe the stupid intraparty skirmish. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:40 PM (LvTSG)
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The what what?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (EZebt)

141 This is a slaughter.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

*standing O*

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

142 134 She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln,

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Only because she's never heard of Sulla.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (XG2Fi)

143 Hageman now 28 points ahead.

30 points ahead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

144 Piggy Lizzy basically conceded when she said earlier "I am Bigger than Wyoming" ... such modesty and 'mind of the servant' to her voters.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (Cus5s)

145 I would like to congratulate Liz Cheney for winning the Georgia Governor's race.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (Htl4B)

146 What Lizzy doesn't realize is the the dems are laughing at her too.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (Qhnrt)

147 Half in:

46000 for WY Governor R
2000 for WY Governor D

If only every state had numbers like that.

There's only 2000 commie rats so far.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2022 10:50 PM (Y274z)

148 She was a Beltway Baby. This is a vote for Trump, but I think deep down it's a vote against the Republican establishment. It's a vote against endless wars. It's a vote against the insiders.

Posted by: jeff at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (Rviza)

149 All of the positive votes for Cheney are now in. The margin will expand from here on out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (5p7BC)

She's already down 31 points.

Ass. Pound.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (cvNl1)

150 She just told us at dinner that America should and will fall and that she is leaving and never coming back.

Perhaps ask her why the bad old raycis Heritage America was the superpower that defeated the NAZIs and the Soviets and the new woke Amerikkka is the one falling apart?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (ESjRY)

151
Between her weight and incipient insanity, Lizard is indeed a Lincoln -- Mary Todd Lincoln.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (pNxlR)

152 IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

(HIC!) (SOB!)
Posted by: Drunken Liz Cheney! at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
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That line only works for Trump and wise old Jedi Masters. It doesn't work for a bitter, drunken hag.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (K5n5d)

153 All of the positive votes for Cheney are now in. The margin will expand from here on out.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Fire up the Buicks!

We're coming, Liz!

Posted by: Minnesota Election Specialists at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (LyVHa)

154 Maybe with some more real world experiences and some kids she will change her mind. Not very hopeful.

So sad.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)


I'm so sorry to hear that. Was it from college, or social media? Or both? Also, where is she planning to go? Somewhere fully communist, like Cuba, or New Zealand?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (tp+tP)

155 151
Between her weight and incipient insanity, Lizard is indeed a Lincoln -- Mary Todd Lincoln.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (pNxlR)

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I was thinking more "Navigator"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)

156
It's hard to believe that anyone on her side didn't know that this was coming. I can understand confronting the inevitable when it hits, but that emotion doesn't include anger. It includes anguish and sadness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (LvTSG)


To get to acceptance, you have to work through the other stages.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)

157 Can we go to Wyoming?

Posted by: John Casale at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (nDrPh)

158 I'm feeling good about my 65/35 prediction. I think the final is going to be close to that. The rest of the vote to come in will be about 75/25 for Hageman.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (5p7BC)

159 She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln,

Well, his political career is over too.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)

160 32 Spock! Help me, Spock!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (SN3b7)

33 29 She's like the Star Trek Abe Lincoln that caught a spear in the back.
Posted by: fd at August 16, 202

"Help me, Spock, Help me...!"
Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 10:37 PM (B3oWe)

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Behold, the power of the Horde.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

161 "Hageman now 28 points ahead. -- 30 points ahead."

at 38 Darth Dick dies of shame, heart failure ... (but don't say Dick, still in a Dick free zone)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:52 PM (Cus5s)

162 This is a springboard to greater things for Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Fox "News" Radio at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (sn5EN)

this is the part that sucks. this sweaty plastic bag of bread dough might be done in the legislature, but we will never be rid of her horrific pestilent face on daytime TV all the fucking time, like the horrific unholy get of the Hildebeest and "Joy" Behar.

Yay, America!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

163 so ... is it safe to say that MPPP was kinda off on his prediction?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (w0NJk)

164 No one believes their drama about J6.

A literal doofus with horns on his head is somehow supposed to be worse than hundreds of thousands of dead Americans.

Someone sat at my desk and farted in my chair! It's just like getting shot at by a Union 6 pounder!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (mZ3xv)

165 Liz just took a load of #8 voteshot, right in the ol' kisser.

Or as her daddy might say.. "seems just like old times!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

(brought forward from ONT)

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (tkOps)

166 Well, I think my work here is done.

Posted by: Can of Whup Ass at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (/NCI4)

167
The margin will expand from here on out.


Our topic tonight: will Triggly Puff be Lizard's first starring role?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (pNxlR)

168 All of the positive votes for Cheney are now in. The margin will expand from here on out.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (5p7BC)


And at the same rate as her waistline, which is quite an achievement when you think about it.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (tp+tP)

169 I can't wait for Quin Hillyer to report on how Wyoming voters proved themselves unworthy of Liz Cheney tonight. Speaking of Gender Studies majors and their White Claw....
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:46 PM (tp+tP)
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Yeah, that's how democracy works, the people should not get what they want, and must prove themselves worthy of somebody central elites picked for them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (OaZlZ)

170 Hageman now 28 points ahead.

30 points ahead.

==


Let's not be hasty.

---Fox News decision desk

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)

171 147 Half in:

46000 for WY Governor R
2000 for WY Governor D

If only every state had numbers like that.

There's only 2000 commie rats so far.

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The turn out of Rep vs Dem is crazy

Posted by: SSR at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (7NmRg)

172 148 She was a Beltway Baby. This is a vote for Trump, but I think deep down it's a vote against the Republican establishment. It's a vote against endless wars. It's a vote against the insiders.
Posted by: jeff at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (Rviza)

Agreed. A vote for Trump is a vote for Trump, but it also is a no confidence vote on the current state of the United States government. That's what kills them so much, because at some level, they know it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (nMx88)

173 this is the part that sucks. this sweaty plastic bag of bread dough might be done in the legislature, but we will never be rid of her horrific pestilent face on daytime TV all the fucking time, like the horrific unholy get of the Hildebeest and "Joy" Behar.


fortunately we can still NOT WATCH TV



for now anyways

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (w0NJk)

174 30 points ahead.

AnalPundit said that it would be a "moral victory" if Cheney kept the margin under 20.

That's not happening.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

175 I'm glad Dick Cheney lived long enough to see Wyoming reject his spawn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (mZ3xv)

176 Anyone doubting that she'll raise a bare minimum of $50 million before Iowa even starts figuring out which high schools will house their caucuses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (LvTSG)
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Of course she will. She needs a little stake for what comes next.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (xWZcb)

177 Bad News!!! Liz Cheney appears to have been eaten by a cave bear brought back from extinction by Russian scientists. United States in mourning. Biden calls for flag to be flown at 1/4 staff for 18 minutes.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (CecP5)

178 So, happy to see Lizard Cheney go, but how good is her opponent?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (ESjRY)

179 It's early. Things could still turn around.

Posted by: Gen. George Custer at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)

180 IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

(HIC!) (SOB!)
Posted by: Drunken Liz Cheney! at August 16, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

How did that work out for Cankles?

Posted by: ALH at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (jP+cK)

181 Hageman being interviewed right now; she looks like she might have some native american in her. I'm probably influenced by the Navajo squash blossom necklace she's wearing (I've always like those) but still, I wonder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)

182 If only Cheney could have gotten Orca up and running.

So is she going to be a PUMA in November?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (nDrPh)

183 163 so ... is it safe to say that MPPP was kinda off on his prediction?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (w0NJk)

=========

I love MPPPP like a brother. He's a good guy.

I think he needs a woman, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (LvTSG)

184 And now I'm completely free to ramp the J6 committee up to 11. After the Swedish Chef sings our new anthem, we'll shoot Trump out of a cannon Gonzo-style. That'll teach you plebs to mess with me!

Posted by: Miss Piggy Cheney at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (ftFVW)

185 Kinzinger wants to be Cheneys bytch

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 10:55 PM (t4poC)

186 I think he needs a woman, to be honest.

He lives in MA right? Remind him to always check downstairs before you agree to make out with a girl from Boston.

Posted by: Tone Loc at August 16, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)

187 158 I'm feeling good about my 65/35 prediction. I think the final is going to be close to that. The rest of the vote to come in will be about 75/25 for Hageman.

Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Dave, I don't know how you stand the awful tension in waiting to see if you missed it by a percent or two. So much drama.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:55 PM (CXr4y)

188
"In the twinkling of an eye, I found myself without an office, without a seat, without a party, and without an appendix." - Winston Churchill, on the 1922 Parliamentary election.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2022 10:55 PM (Fe3qr)

189 GTFO, Lizzie.

Posted by: Wyoming at August 16, 2022 10:55 PM (XG2Fi)

190 {{{Czech Chick}}}

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 10:55 PM (gbzeC)

191 DROP #2 INTO THE PIRANHA TANK

Posted by: Dipleased Arch-Soros at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (LyVHa)

192 I think he needs a woman, to be honest.


he needs to first get the HELL out of Massachusetts!

damn, son!

I don't like MA but I mean I'm a Pennsylvanian. it makes sense. clearly not a healthy environment up there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (w0NJk)

193 so ... is it safe to say that MPPP was kinda off on his prediction?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 10:53 PM (w0NJk)



Just a little outside.

Posted by: Bob Uecker at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (SN3b7)

194 She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln, -- Only because she's never heard of Sulla

or Jabba the Hutt?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (Cus5s)

195 I think he needs a woman, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I thought he's married?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (gbzeC)

196 So, happy to see Lizard Cheney go, but how good is her opponent?

Solid conservative.

Actually talked about Wyoming issues during the campaign, as opposed to TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

197 All that we and this country have done for her and she is an ungrateful little b*t€h. I denounce myself.
Maybe with some more real world experiences and some kids she will change her mind. Not very hopeful.
So sad.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)


Hand her a bill for her tuition and ask her to have a plan on how it is going to be paid back in the next 10 years.

Then make her the executor of your will, and leave a copy of it with her, giving all assets to another family member. Including any unpaid remainder of her tuition.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (xhaym)

198 so ... is it safe to say that MPPP was kinda off on his prediction?
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Not that unusual, unfortunately.

I like MPPP, but I feel like Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heroes when he makes those predictions.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (5p7BC)

199
How was turnout?

High? Really high?
Low?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (JUHl9)

200 So, happy to see Lizard Cheney go, but how good is her opponent?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (ESjRY)



He's got 2K votes so far!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 10:57 PM (SN3b7)

201 Kryzinger says that it says a lot about the Republican Party.

Imagine that? Traitors need not apply.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 10:57 PM (OaZlZ)

202 192 he needs to first get the HELL out of Massachusetts!

damn, son!

I don't like MA but I mean I'm a Pennsylvanian. it makes sense. clearly not a healthy environment up there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (w0NJk)

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He says he has his reasons. I believe him, though I have no idea what they are. If he can't get out, a woman who knows the fine art of sandwich making would be a nice consolation prize.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:57 PM (LvTSG)

203
The liberal indoctrination has consumed my youngest daughter.
She just told us at dinner that America should and will fall and that she is leaving and never coming back. Her father and I did not know what to say.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)

And it is her Democrats, sucking up and spitting out every wish of Davos and the CCP that will cause it to fall.

Sorry CC about your home situation with your leftist daughter.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2022 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

204 Hageman being interviewed right now; she looks like she might have some native american in her. I'm probably influenced by the Navajo squash blossom necklace she's wearing (I've always like those) but still, I wonder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)

It's possible. I have friends who have Indian blood in them. But, the important thing: Harriet Hageman is born and bred Wyoming. She's the real deal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

205 @199

Higher than the uptalk you would hear at said Gender Studies mixer.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 16, 2022 10:57 PM (nDrPh)

206 Dumb bitch has actually convinced herself that this crushing defeat is going to be the springboard that lets her go for the Presidency.

She's actually THAT delusional.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (AjL/0)

207 176 Anyone doubting that she'll raise a bare minimum of $50 million before Iowa even starts figuring out which high schools will house their caucuses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:36 PM (LvTSG)
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Of course she will. She needs a little stake for what comes next.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (xWZcb)

It doesn't matter how much she raises - remember what Bloomberg's billions did for him? Money only makes a big impact when the candidate is relatively unknown.

but her biggest problem it not just that the right hates her, the left still hates her too. Why would any prog vote for her when they could vote for AOC instead? The idea that she could go anywhere in national politics is not just a fantasy, it's certifiable insanity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)

208 Liz Cheney was worth 7 million 4 yrs ago when she first won her congressional seat. nOW she is worth 44MILLION… think about that. 4 years, 37 MILLION profit. Not a bad gig if you got it.

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (t4poC)

209 175 I'm glad Dick Cheney lived long enough to see Wyoming reject his spawn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Politicians in the House and Senate somehow never go back home once they leave office. Guess the grifting prospects are greater elsewhere.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (CXr4y)

210 130. Where does your daughter propose to go?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (CoE0A)

211 Bad News!!! Liz Cheney appears to have been eaten by a cave bear brought back from extinction by Russian scientists. United States in mourning. Biden calls for flag to be flown at 1/4 staff for 18 minutes.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (CecP5)


Meanwhile, the bear is being treated for astronomically high cholesterol.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (tp+tP)

212 Dave, I don't know how you stand the awful tension in waiting to see if you missed it by a percent or two. So much drama.
Posted by: whig
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Ha, starting to feel like I will be apologizing for ONLY predicting a 30 point win. LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (5p7BC)

213 We want to fix MPPP up, but it's got to be a very special girl. Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Posted by: Boon at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)

214 Liz Cheney was worth 7 million 4 yrs ago when she first won her congressional seat. nOW she is worth 44MILLION


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Amazing feat on government salary !

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (V13WU)

215 207 but her biggest problem it not just that the right hates her, the left still hates her too. Why would any prog vote for her when they could vote for AOC instead? The idea that she could go anywhere in national politics is not just a fantasy, it's certifiable insanity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)

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This is very true.

But, she's not going away, and the media has another 2 years to pimp her to the public even after she's out of office.

I laugh at the idea of liberals and GOPe donors throwing away all that money. I need to start a GOP 4 Liz Cheney in SC PAC yesterday to get in on that moneytrain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (LvTSG)

216 The last complete body to be found at Gettysburg was in 1996.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (Y274z)

217
Maybe with some more real world experiences and some kids she will change her mind. Not very hopeful.

So sad.
Posted by: Czech Chick


I grieve with you, CC. Our own daughter has bought into the "us Millennials know this country sucks and we will set things aright" line. "Please, please, please Daddy Gubmint, forgive my tens of thousands of college debt" tops her list of "must" fixes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (o3qF7)

218 he liberal indoctrination has consumed my youngest daughter.
She just told us at dinner that America should and will fall and that she is leaving and never coming back. Her father and I did not know what to say.

Tell her goodbye and don’t let the door hot you in the a$$ on the way out.

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (t4poC)

219 The liberal indoctrination has consumed my youngest daughter.
She just told us at dinner that America should and will fall and that she is leaving and never coming back. Her father and I did not know what to say.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)

That makes me very sad. I'll pray for you and her tonight.

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

220
Well, Lincoln was a cocksucking tyrant.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (JUHl9)

221 Her father and I did not know what to say.
...
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)
===

Think of something

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (EZebt)

222 Liz is losing 62% to 33% even though she got all Wyoming Democrats to vote for her (about 20,000 votes as of now by my guess).

Only 3000 people have voted in the Democrat primary as of now.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (MFZ8i)

223 Heard on Charlie Kirk that she's looking to run for Congress in Virginia. She'll easily win there with all the CHUDs.e

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (XSRBF)

224 I love MPPPP like a brother. He's a good guy.

I think he needs a woman, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (LvTSG)

M4P is a man out of sync with the times he finds himself in.

He needs a time machine to be able to go back the the silent movie era...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)

225 213 We want to fix MPPP up, but it's got to be a very special girl. Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Posted by: Boon at August 16, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)

========

She needs to be willing to dress like she's a vamp from the silent era.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (LvTSG)

226 I see Ace is in Newfoundland?

Posted by: Baldy at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (qm7o4)

227 The last complete body to be found at Gettysburg was in 1996.

Wow, just WOW

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (t4poC)

228 Maybe we'll be at war with Germany and Japan in 2024, and the electorate will be clamoring for an experienced warmongress.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (nDrPh)

229 I'm glad Dick Cheney lived long enough to see Wyoming reject his spawn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
---
He would have stayed in my good side, by just not being a dick.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (OaZlZ)

230 Dumb bitch has actually convinced herself that this crushing defeat is going to be the springboard that lets her go for the Presidency.

She's actually THAT delusional.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (AjL/0)

Up from the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!

Posted by: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (4I/2K)

231 Cheney's base is the Deep State

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 11:00 PM (gbzeC)

232 I'm so sorry to hear that. Was it from college, or social media? Or both? Also, where is she planning to go? Somewhere fully communist, like Cuba, or New Zealand?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 10:51 PM (tp+tP)


Venezuela. Venezuela NEED NEEDS NEEDS liberal arts majors. They have so few.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (xhaym)

233 Politicians in the House and Senate somehow never go back home once they leave office.

But Cheney **is** going back home - to Virginia.

She only moved to Wyoming in the first place because she thought she could grab a Senate seat, but had to settle for a House seat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (I2/tG)

234 AnalPundit said that it would be a "moral victory" if Cheney kept the margin under 20.

That's not happening.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (I2/tG)


What an idiot.

Given the built-in advantages of the incumbent in a congressional race, and especially in this case the name recognition Cheney enjoys, only a win on Liz's part, by 5-10 points or more, would be a "moral victory." This is a "moral obliteration."

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (tp+tP)

235 To All:

Sorry for my rant. My daughter was turned in college. She went to a Jesuit University for Nursing. She is a smart and well rounded young woman but this liberal ideology has infected her. I was never a hard core republican but I have always been conservative and worked hard, been good to people and respectful of a person and their situation.

My boys are both hard core conservatives. I think women are just more susceptible to the liberal overtures and virtue signaling. It makes me sad and I wonder what I could have done differently.

She is 26 and dating a liberal guy. I think he is part of the problem. He cannot change a tire but I am sure he uses proper pronouns.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (haWye)

236 Anyone remember the power player fundraiser Paul Ryan held for Liz? Ryan's a kingmaker, I tell ya.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (nMx88)

237 She only made 37 million?
What a loser.

Posted by: Joe Stolen at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (Y274z)

238 >>> 183

=========

I love MPPPP like a brother. He's a good guy.

I think he needs a woman, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (LvTSG)

Ace could loan him the time machine, but he might not get it back.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (llON8)

239
She puts the HAM in Abraham, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (JUHl9)

240 We want to fix MPPP up, but it's got to be a very special girl. Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

My schedule has just opened up. Call me.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (/NCI4)

241 White Claw sucks.
And not in a good way.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (anj39)

242 No one believes their drama about J6

Literally no one, not Liz Cheney, not that cop that murdered Ashlii Babbit, not Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (Ivdso)

243 "Mr. President, what message does Liz Cheney's defeat send ahead of the November elections?"

"I saw Liz Cheney walking with the queen, jack. Aa-hoo, werewolves of London."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (0unyc)

244
Abrahamhocks Lincoln

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (JUHl9)

245
It doesn't matter how much she raises - remember what Bloomberg's billions did for him?


Are you denying that we were worth every penny spent to win us?

-- American Samoa's six Dim delegates

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (o3qF7)

246 Wait a minute. This election isn't like the J6 Commission? The other side gets to be heard also? What is wrong with this democracy?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (7cl0B)

247 I laugh at the idea of liberals and GOPe donors throwing away all that money. I need to start a GOP 4 Liz Cheney in SC PAC yesterday to get in on that moneytrain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So, TJM infiltrates GOPe. I like it but be careful as those rubber chicken fundraising dinners are killers.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (CXr4y)

248 I think that the "reality" that Chuy is talking about, is the reality that people want representation more than crusading.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (OaZlZ)

249 179 It's early. Things could still turn around.

Posted by: Gen. George Custer at August 16, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)


You're absolutely right, General!

Posted by: Captain William J. Fetterman, December 1866 at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (AMIL/)

250 Wow Ace! Kickin' ass on ONT! Passed much

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (cpB1q)

251 And no she wants to go to Europe, of course. Scandinavia, the liberal utopia which is 90 percent white.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (haWye)

252 222 Liz is losing 62% to 33% even though she got all Wyoming Democrats to vote for her (about 20,000 votes as of now by my guess).

Only 3000 people have voted in the Democrat primary as of now.


They had to register as republicans to vot for Cheney, which many did. So she probably got 75% of the Dem vote as they crossed over

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (t4poC)

253 Liz Cheney doing her best impression of a Pinata full of candy at a starving kid's birthday party.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (CecP5)

254 Hageman had been some sort of sec of Agriculture of Wyoming. She has worked with the oil and gas industry, ranchers,and farmers. She said last night she has traveled 40,000 miles crisscrossing Wyoming this year to speak with constituents

Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 11:03 PM (CoE0A)

255 MP4 needs to get out of Masshole Land.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2022 11:03 PM (89T5c)

256
There will be condos on Gettysburg before 2030.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:03 PM (JUHl9)

257 Caracas also has very few zoo animals left.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym)

258 The liberal indoctrination has consumed my youngest daughter.
She just told us at dinner that America should and will fall and that she is leaving and never coming back. Her father and I did not know what to say.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 10:49 PM (haWye)

She should try out some other places. No better way to learn that every place else is the same but worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 11:03 PM (r46W7)

259 There are only 39,000 Democrats in Wyoming, btw.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 11:04 PM (5p7BC)

260 Hageman's lead is down to 29, but all of the Teton County vote is in, but only half of Wyoming's vote generally.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

261 Well, Lincoln was a cocksucking tyrant.


YASSSS SOOTH!

my man!

she can compare herself to that overly tall asshole all the live-long day

they both suck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 11:04 PM (w0NJk)

262
Abrasham Lincoln

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:04 PM (JUHl9)

263 Jesuit University for Nursing

Right there is your problem

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (t4poC)

264 Dumb bitch has actually convinced herself that this crushing defeat is going to be the springboard that lets her go for the Presidency.

She's actually THAT delusional.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (AjL/0)
***

The Tree of Delusion must, from time to time be fed by the tears of...well...delusion.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (anj39)

265 She only moved to Wyoming in the first place because she thought she could grab a Senate seat, but had to settle for a House seat.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

But will she wear a cowboy hat to remind everyone of her time on the range?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (ftFVW)

266 The last complete body to be found at Gettysburg was in 1996.

The last body found in Fort Marcy Park was this year.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (SN3b7)

267 And no she wants to go to Europe, of course. Scandinavia, the liberal utopia which is 90 percent white.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (haWye)


Have you asked her, "What makes you so sure that they want you?"

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (tp+tP)

268 "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it."--Pres. Abraham Lincoln

"Once the rulers of a country can create a war atmosphere in time of peace, can allege that the State is in danger and appeal to all the noblest national instincts, as well as all the basest, it is only in very solidly established countries that the rights of the citizens can be preserved. In Germany these rights vanished almost overnight. Today no one may criticize the dictatorship, either in speech or writing. Voters still go to the polls–in fact, are herded to the polls like sheep–but the method of election has become a fantastic travesty of popular government. A German can vote for the regime, but not against it."--Churchill

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (Ndje9)

269 248 I think that the "reality" that Chuy is talking about, is the reality that people want representation more than crusading.
Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (OaZlZ)

That's true. Wyoming voters likely are pissed at the local party hacks who foisted this cholesterol and estrogen-drenched sociopath on them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (nMx88)

270
Abraclam Lincoln

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (JUHl9)

271 Czech Chick,
The Jesuits are evil. I don't know what it will take to get them out of the Catholic Church, but I'm willing to find out

Posted by: Wally at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (7cl0B)

272 >>> And no she wants to go to Europe, of course. Scandinavia, the liberal utopia which is 90 percent white.
Posted by: Czech Chick


She'll be begging to come back in three months

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (XSRBF)

273 CC - My advice is to encourage her to move to Norway.

After 2 years of trying to deal with the cost of living there, she will be back with a fresh new attitude.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (5p7BC)

274 She is 26 and dating a liberal guy. I think he is part of the problem. He cannot change a tire but I am sure he uses proper pronouns.

Posted by: Czech Chick
--------------------------
Yep. Turning is often because people care for another romantically. A nursing career though often puts a nurse through accelerated reality checks of life and death. So the indoctrination may not take over time.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (CXr4y)

275 interestingly - surprisingly? - Gettysburg College is the only place we've found so far in the state of PA that is still requiring masks and "up-to-date" boosters for students

so .. yeah that was a surprise

U Penn is all chill and GETTYSBURG is completely wack

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (w0NJk)

276 Hageman's lead is down to 29, but all of the Teton County vote is in, but only half of Wyoming's vote generally.

Cheney took Teton County by 52 points.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (I2/tG)

277 >>> 251 And no she wants to go to Europe, of course. Scandinavia, the liberal utopia which is 90 percent white.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (haWye)

Yeah, not for long the way their imbecile governments are importing "refugees". Prayers up for her to get her head out of her ass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:06 PM (llON8)

278
Ace and others, you need to watch this:

Clay Travis Predicts The Next Two Years Of Liz Cheney’s Life

https://youtu.be/ycI3cds7U1s

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:07 PM (JUHl9)

279 lolz

twitter (via Breitbart)

Election Wizard 🇺🇸
@ElectionWiz
Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 11:07 PM (V13WU)

280 263 Jesuit University for Nursing


was it U of Scranton? they have a topnotch nursing program

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 11:07 PM (w0NJk)

281 >>> 266
==
The last body found in Fort Marcy Park was this year.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (SN3b7)

Who had evidence that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton this time??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (llON8)

282 Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties.


that. is....


AWESOME!!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (w0NJk)

283 The last complete body to be found at Gettysburg was in 1996.

The last body found in Fort Marcy Park was this year.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

They still haven't found the bodies in my back yard. Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (ftFVW)

284 Czech Chick, want me to take care of this boyfriend problem of yours? I have access to a Bobcat.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (nDrPh)

285 >>I think he needs a woman, to be honest.

I thought you wanted to cheer him up?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)

286 I agree that the Jesuits are evil. They are not Catholic. I cannot have any kind of rational conversation with her. She thinks I am evil because I voted for Trump. She thinks I am a racist and a homophobe. I help people of all races, creeds and background every day. But that matters not.

Sigh. I have even told her that I love you, the government does not. She does not believe me.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (haWye)

287 235 Czech, at some point your daughter will find the real world is different than nursing school. Then you can bite your tongue instead of saying I told you so.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (CoE0A)

288 Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 11:07 PM (V13WU)

Encapsulating in one single sentence why they are running hell for leather to destroy him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (cvNl1)

289 Liz Cheney. Able to make a couple years feel like 20

Posted by: Fish at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (67lDC)

290 Well I guess Wyoming just told Dick Cheney what they thought about his ad, and his family.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (r46W7)

291 Big Fat Meanie:

Yes, please.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (haWye)

292 The reality of trying to move legally to another country and work might wake her up.

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

293 >>>Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties.


that. is....


AWESOME!!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Agreed!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (XSRBF)

294
"Woke" is a cult.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (JUHl9)

295 Encapsulating in one single sentence why they are running hell for leather to destroy him.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (cvNl1)

yep

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (V13WU)

296 The stupid twat is taking the high road, "we accept election loses". No shit, you're getting stomped 2 to 1. I imagine you might be singing a different tune if you were ahead by 1 to 2 percentage points and then somewhere around midnight they stopped counting, only to say enough votes came in over night to give victory to your opponent.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (zL564)

297 lolz

twitter (via Breitbart)

Election Wizard 🇺🇸
@ElectionWiz
Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (KFhLj)

298 Well, rest up if you're to be the next Lincoln.

Take the night off. Maybe go see a play.

Posted by: TakeFive at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (5rCna)

299 290 Well I guess Wyoming just told Dick Cheney what they thought about his ad, and his family.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (r46W7)

==========

On the bright side, Kevin Costner made friends.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (LvTSG)

300 Hang down your head, Liz Cheney
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Liz Cheney
Poor girl's job's gone bye bye

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 16, 2022 11:10 PM (FVME7)

301 She lives and works In Chicago. Loves it. Thinks Lori Groot is the bomb. She does not live in reality and that is the problem. She denies any problems with liberal ideology and policies.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (haWye)

302 Big Fat Meanie:

Yes, please.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (haWye)

I think i know what next week's gun thread topic is going to be!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (cvNl1)

303 My only regret was that I didn't live long enough to quote Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (67lDC)

304 So, TJM infiltrates GOPe. I like it but be careful as those rubber chicken fundraising dinners are killers.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:02 PM (CXr4y)


Dangerous times.
Blink twice if you need help!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (anj39)

305 Hardest hit, Kevin Costner.

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (t4poC)

306 No one believes their drama about J6

Literally no one, not Liz Cheney, not that cop that murdered Ashlii Babbit, not Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 11:01 PM (Ivdso)

Not true. My commie neighbors have taken this travesty hook, line, and sinker.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (MujTL)

307 286 I agree that the Jesuits are evil. They are not Catholic. I cannot have any kind of rational conversation with her. She thinks I am evil because I voted for Trump. She thinks I am a racist and a homophobe. I help people of all races, creeds and background every day. But that matters not.

Sigh. I have even told her that I love you, the government does not. She does not believe me.

Posted by: Czech Chick
----------------
Heartbreaking but you are doing it right. Keep the door open and the light on because too many yutes have been fed educational poison and it accumulated over time. Wanting to please a romantic partner is another factor. Reality outside of college tends to clarify things.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (CXr4y)

308 >>> 292 The reality of trying to move legally to another country and work might wake her up.
Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

I dunno, look at all the retard celebrities not to mention random leftists on social media who keep threatening to move to Canadia when someone they don't like is elected President, and then.... they don't.

(Which also really makes me wonder about Tom Hanks)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (llON8)

309 I hope the Wyoming GOP will now do the honorable thing...and call, email, mail, and knock on the doors of all these newly registered "Republicans" constantly until they leave the state.

Posted by: Wally at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (7cl0B)

310 But other than that, Lizzie, how did you enjoy the play?

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 16, 2022 11:12 PM (X+DXM)

311 Election Wizard 🇺🇸
@ElectionWiz
Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties
---
Only one more (Biden) and Trump can rest...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2022 11:12 PM (K5n5d)

312 Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 11:07 PM (V13WU)

Go ahead and put Trump on Rushmore.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 11:12 PM (nMx88)

313 Harriet Hageman (as Glinda the Good Witch): You have no power here! Now begone, Liz, before somebody drops a house on YOU.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)

314 how old is your daughter Czech Chick?

I was an ultra-super-liberal, lived in CC and palled around with guys who went to the Wooden Shoe

until my late 20s

she can be saved. usually it's reality that does it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 11:12 PM (w0NJk)

315 (Which also really makes me wonder about Tom Hanks)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket
-------------------------
Even when he was an up and coming star, I always got a vibe that something was off about him.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:12 PM (CXr4y)

316 Caracas also has very few zoo animals left.
Posted by: Kindltot

Es muy triste

Posted by: El Morning Zoo Crew de Caracas at August 16, 2022 11:13 PM (LyVHa)

317 Ingraham told Charlie Kirk who could not stop laughing at Liz thinking she is Abraham Lincoln in drag that Cheney can go home and represent Fairfax County like she has the past two years.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 11:13 PM (CoE0A)

318 At least Liz doesn't have to pretend to live in Wyoming anymore.

Posted by: Cosda at August 16, 2022 11:13 PM (Dbn5a)

319 She lives and works In Chicago. Loves it. Thinks Lori Groot is the bomb. She does not live in reality and that is the problem. She denies any problems with liberal ideology and policies.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (haWye)


hang in there. first clash with reality will cure it. don't worry. reality is unavoidable.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)

320 Thank you, Horde for the support. Nothing more sad and disturbing than a smart woman with her head up her butt, especially since she is amazing. I love my daughter but I am very disappointed and upset.

At least she is not a drug addict. Perhaps she can still be saved.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:14 PM (haWye)

321 Smells like somebody died.

Posted by: Johnny Ringo at August 16, 2022 11:14 PM (SN3b7)

322 Dumb bitch has actually convinced herself that this crushing defeat is going to be the springboard that lets her go for the Presidency.

She's actually THAT delusional.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 16, 2022 10:58 PM (AjL/0)

And unlike me, she's just not likable.

Posted by: Hillary at August 16, 2022 11:14 PM (CO+9S)

323 309 I hope the Wyoming GOP will now do the honorable thing...and call, email, mail, and knock on the doors of all these newly registered "Republicans" constantly until they leave the state.

Posted by: Wally
--------------------
Looks like they can save money and just focus on Teton County for attention. That would be amusing.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:14 PM (CXr4y)

324
Are we keeping track?

cheney is lincoln
corey booker is spartacus

and wasn't hillary clinton Eleanor Roosevelt?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (JUHl9)

325 So, it looks like half of the smaller counties still haven't reported anything.

Is the GOP learning the lesson of holding returns until blue enclaves report? Like...nationwide?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (LvTSG)

326 Sigh. I have even told her that I love you, the government does not. She does not believe me.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:08 PM (haWye)

I have an inkling how hard this is. Like I said, I'll pray for you, and please know that when I was in my 20s I was very liberal and of the culture had been as politicized as it is now, I probably would have had some fall out with my family. Age, reality and life will hopefully wake her up to what is right and true- family and God.

Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

327 She will be 26 in October. My sons are conservative my daughters are liberal.

At least I have a 50 percent success rate.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (haWye)

328 https://tinyurl.com/45cy43r8

Suppression of the Jesuits. O'Brien (Aubrey/Maturin series) had Maturin saying "They were turning out atheists again by the score"... in about 1812.

Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3)

329 [Points at Liz]

HA-HA!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (IxVKZ)

330 Perhaps she can still be saved.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:14 PM

Of course she can. She just needs to be in the car with boyfriend when they blow a tire.

It's amazing how many female friends of mine want soft, sensitive, delicate men until there's work that needs doing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (cvNl1)

331 Have you asked her, "What makes you so sure that they want you?"
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2022 11:05 PM (tp+tP)


This is a very good question.
Use the dialectic. Turn her comments around on her.
Americas going down? Ok. So whats coming up. Clearly a zero sum game. So who is filling the void?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (anj39)

332
She was holding fundraisers in Califuckingfornia, for fark's sake!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (JUHl9)

333 >>> 324
Are we keeping track?

cheney is lincoln
corey booker is spartacus

and wasn't hillary clinton ?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (JUHl9)

I thought Hilzebub had a seance and talked to Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (llON8)

334
"You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (Fe3qr)

335 "Dick" (sorry, Chuy) Cheney spoke at my high school graduation in 1984. What a barn-burner that was. *throws bucket of sarc tags*

this was months before his first heart attack.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)

336 Well, Hillary is an ugly lesbian who will never be president, so yes, Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: Wally at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (7cl0B)

337 328 https://tinyurl.com/45cy43r8

Suppression of the Jesuits. O'Brien (Aubrey/Maturin series) had Maturin saying "They were turning out atheists again by the score"... in about 1812.
Posted by: MkY at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3)

=========

The Japanese weren't big fans, either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (LvTSG)

338 (Which also really makes me wonder about Tom Hanks)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:11 PM (llON

heh heh, something something "Legal Jurisdiction".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 11:17 PM (r46W7)

339 332. Umm who do you think lives in Teton County?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 11:17 PM (CoE0A)

340 She will be 26 in October. My sons are conservative my daughters are liberal.

At least I have a 50 percent success rate.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (haWye)
---
Higher testosterone.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 11:17 PM (OaZlZ)

341 334
"You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

Posted by: Hadrian
-----------------
Nice quote of Cromwell Hadrian. Appropriate in this case.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:18 PM (CXr4y)

342
was it U of Scranton? they have a topnotch nursing program
Posted by: BlackOrchid


You have to avoid the oil rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

343 >>> 339 332. Umm who do you think lives in Teton County?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 11:17 PM (CoE0A)

Costner and several other dipshit celebrities?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 11:18 PM (llON8)

344
Suppression of the Jesuits.

__________

Mister, we could use a man like Clement XIV again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2022 11:18 PM (Fe3qr)

345
romney is now certain he has no chance in '24 for reelection

he's really old, anyway

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:18 PM (JUHl9)

346 Czech Chick, I worry aboit KTY who is starting her last year of nursing and says she wants to work in MA coz that's where her bf is.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2022 11:19 PM (gbzeC)

347
Any tweets from Fats McCain, yet?

I already know she'll be fake-disgusted at the entire Republican party.

In fact, she will fake-leave the Republican party, tomorrow, I predict.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:20 PM (JUHl9)

348 335 "Dick" (sorry, Chuy) Cheney spoke at my high school graduation in 1984. What a barn-burner that was. *throws bucket of sarc tags*

this was months before his first heart attack.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
----------------------
I knew him vaguely as a junior GOP member when I worked the House floor in the early 80's. Wasn't a pleasant guy from what I recollect. B1 Bob Dornan, on the other hand, was a blast. So was Barry Goldwater's son.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:21 PM (CXr4y)

349 hah hah, Hageman's lead is up to 33 points now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2022 11:22 PM (r46W7)

350 In fact, she will fake-leave the Republican party, tomorrow, I predict.

Posted by: Soothsayer
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If both Megs and Cheney leave the GOP Big Tent, there will be a lot of room for new voters and candidates.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:22 PM (CXr4y)

351 Anybody here seen my old friend, Liz-ard
Can you you tell me where she’s go-o-ooo-ne?

Posted by: Dion at August 16, 2022 11:22 PM (agvh/)

352 She will be 26 in October. My sons are conservative my daughters are liberal.

At least I have a 50 percent success rate.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 11:15 PM (haWye)

50% for me as well. One son went to South Dakota School of Mines. Other son went to U of Montana.

I dearly love my sons. They are both good men, but they experienced far different social things in college. And so, there are certain subjects I simply will not talk about with one of my sons. The best part is that this particular son knows not to go there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 11:23 PM (x8Wzq)

353 More irony: Harriet is up 60 points in Lincoln County, Wyoming.

Posted by: jdw at August 16, 2022 11:23 PM (dniU9)

354 Daughter #1 of Diogenes became a nurse.
She graduated nearly debt free and had a great job as an Army nurse. Great pay, travel, and lots of great guys.
OR certification and she even earned jump wings.
Did I mention college was mostly free?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 11:24 PM (anj39)

355 353 More irony: Harriet is up 60 points in Lincoln County, Wyoming.

Posted by: jdw
------------------
Took me a minute to get it--well played.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 11:24 PM (CXr4y)

356
If both Megs and Cheney leave the GOP Big Tent, there will be a lot of room for new voters and candidates.
Posted by: whig


Zing!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 16, 2022 11:26 PM (JUHl9)

357 Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 11:27 PM (anj39)

358 Over/ under on number ranked story on NPR News tomorrow. I say #738.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 16, 2022 11:28 PM (peWy1)

359 Ack. That concession speech by Liz and the droning on about January 6. January 6th would never have happened if the Democrats and the squish Republicans, like Liz, hadn't spent the entire Trump presidency trying to wipe him off the map politically, then, to game the 2020 election, they set the country on fire and rigged the election by corrupting the voting rules. J6 wasn't because of President Trump, it was because an injustice was forced onto the nation and the people that showed up at the Capitol, after years of seeing the nation under attack, went there, the People's House to express this one last time. Instead of being heard in this last desperate moment, some were sent off to be political prisoners as a message to the rest while Liz and her team continue their political inquisition, now backed by the entire Federal government and bureaucracy, in an attempt to make damn sure their power is never challenged again.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 16, 2022 11:28 PM (FF+On)

360 My educated guess is Hagemen is winning 80% of the Republican vote with Liz only winning at most 15% of it.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)

361 And thus the Bush/Cheney era passed into history.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2022 11:35 PM (u73oe)

362 Suck it, entitled seditious cnut.

Posted by: flounder at August 16, 2022 11:46 PM (yHsuS)

363 The Costner endorsement didn't drag her across the finish line. Next time she should get Carrot Top.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

364 And Kinzinger is a sorry POS.

It's not your party, pal. People have had enough of your and ilk's shit.

Posted by: flounder at August 16, 2022 11:48 PM (yHsuS)

365 >>>Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties

Bears repeating. Thanks, Mr. President.

Posted by: flounder at August 16, 2022 11:53 PM (yHsuS)

366 292 The reality of trying to move legally to another country and work might wake her up.
Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2022 11:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

Plus learning the local language. Don't the Scandinavian languages use those funny characters in the Extended Latin alphabet, like the A with the ring over it?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 16, 2022 11:55 PM (qyH+l)

367 The Japanese weren't big fans, either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 11:16 PM (LvTSG)

I sometimes wonder how the world would have been different if the camp where Pedro Arrupe worked was a couple of kilometers closer to Hiroshima.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2022 12:00 AM (qyH+l)

368 Fox saying Haggerman will end up 35 to 40 points over Cheney.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2022 12:02 AM (qyH+l)

369 Plus learning the local language. Don't the Scandinavian languages use those funny characters in the Extended Latin alphabet, like the A with the ring over it?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 16, 2022 11:55 PM (qyH+l)

Those really aren't hard to learn, though. French and German have a few of those accented letters, and you just get used to them as another letter that signifies and special sound.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 12:02 AM (CO+9S)

370 Liz has now fallen below the 30% mark even with all the Democrat support! LOL!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 17, 2022 12:04 AM (MFZ8i)

371 Donald Trump has now ended the Cheney, Bush, and Clinton political dynasties

Hillary's gonna run in 2024, so hold that thought.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2022 12:06 AM (zm+d5)

372 Hillary's gonna run in 2024, so hold that thought.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2022 12:06 AM (zm+d5)

Well, if she doesn't stroke out or die of monkeypox.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 12:11 AM (CO+9S)

373 Basically Lez's votes came from that fucking shit hole Jackson, and the professors at UW. And, I hate to admit this, Cody and Sheridan. Both of those towns are yuge locust targets.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 17, 2022 12:19 AM (x8Wzq)

374 The one of two liberal counties in Wyoming, Albany, has been stuck at 87% reporting for hours. They are waiting for 4am to dump 80,000 Cheney votes, that mysteriously appeared, to pull her across the finish line.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 17, 2022 12:20 AM (MFZ8i)

375 It's a start of flushing the GOPe out.
But it's going to take 3 election cycles.
And they need to be replaced by America Firsters, not more GOPe.
And if a few Dems also get replaced along the way, that's good, too... ;-)

Posted by: the last to post at August 17, 2022 12:51 AM (SVtmG)

376 She has an uncontrollable urge to burn Atlanta?

Posted by: Goatweed at August 17, 2022 02:45 AM (0Q/6W)

377 She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln, -- Only because she's never heard of Sulla

or Jabba the Hutt?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 10:56 PM (Cus5s)

Sulla had a motto: No better friend, No worse enemy.

Chaney is neither, she's a puffed up sack of nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2022 04:08 AM (NkGvj)

378 To be fair, she does have a spot in the Lincoln (pedo) Project assured.

Posted by: docweasel at August 17, 2022 07:10 AM (mFeA4)

379 So she's going to work toward a civil war in response to the people's support of Trump and Trumpian populism?

- "This primary is ended" but threatens, "Now the real work begins."

Add in the Lincoln reference and insistence upon placing that shroud upon all of the anti-Trump/pro-GOPe actors, and the implication is clear.

The Unified Government Party is projecting civil war, and given the actions of USGOV, I think it would be prudent to plan accordingly.

Posted by: A. Livingtone at August 17, 2022 09:36 AM (/FIBX)

380 I get paid more than $90 to $100 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago and after joining this I have earned easily $13,000 from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on
the accompanying weblink.. http://www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at August 17, 2022 10:49 AM (fTejO)

381 "contains more whining than a Gender Studies mixer that short-stocked the White Claw."

Ima use this one, properly attributed of course.

Posted by: pitchforkpat at August 18, 2022 10:53 AM (2ef0V)

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