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AoSHQ Jukebox Cafe
This is a general purpose music thread.
Just for nostalgia, I'm listing some of the songs I remember charting on the Aceboard Top 100 charts. But you don't have to talk about any of those if you don't want.
Stop being such a mealy-mouthed
soyboy beta cvck bitch,
and start the countdown!
I was really into The Darkness' "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" when it came out in 2003. Though I don't think I became aware of it until 2004. At the start of the Iraq War, I was very into Outkast's "Bombs Over Baghdad." I linked it a lot. I was younger then. Not quite nearly 29. I think I wound up linking Outkast's "Hey Ya" a few times. There's a little cameo there. The guy introducing the band is Ryan Phillippe. Who I've heard might be, you know. One of us. That was from 2003, but that's another one I don't remember hearing until 2004 or so.
I was absolutely obsessed with this song in 2005. I know I posted about it, and I listened to incessantly for a three month period:
I remember that one!
It still pulses in my large German brusten!
I don't want to blame LauraW for this one, but it is my memory -- possibly wrong -- that LauraW foisted this song on the blog, "(Let Me) Smell Yo' D*ck." It's a charming number about a woman who suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, and so requests that he let her smell... well I don't want to give it all away. LauraW definitely dropped this one on the blog: Cee Lo's "F*** You." That was from 2010. I know I posted this one a lot in reference to Obama's excuses: Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me." The last song I pushed on the blog was this one. I was an early adopter of these chicks.
The guys get shirts!
What a call-back!
Makes me want to dance a pirate jig!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2022 07:22 PM (UCrjC)
I think that was a cover of a song originally done by Doris Day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2022 07:24 PM (guGkK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c745E7T_Wvg
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2022 07:24 PM (UCrjC)
Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2022 07:25 PM (v4L7Y)
Mmmmm. Pirate women. Shiver My timber.
Posted by: portlandon at September 09, 2022 07:27 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Kevin DuBrow at September 09, 2022 07:28 PM (IlkDM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 07:28 PM (Eeybl)
Posted by: CN at September 09, 2022 07:28 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2022 07:29 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2022 07:30 PM (yQpMk)
I'd rather listen to Nickleback on repeat then hear one lick of Tony Morelo.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Iris at September 09, 2022 07:31 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2022 07:24 PM
Que Sera, Sera!
You're junk smells like Halibut!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 09, 2022 07:31 PM (3AR13)
One word: SNOOZEFEST
(oh, and TONS of awful writing--NOTHING happens, but it's covered with just terrible dialog to make you think something is happening)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 07:31 PM (K5n5d)
The Misses only asked that once. She thought I had a side chick...well boy was she wrong!
Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 09, 2022 07:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 09, 2022 07:32 PM (ezukD)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2022 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2022 07:32 PM (v4L7Y)
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
*
Speaking of, I was called "Brandon" by a Ukraine troll in JJ's thread this morning. I forgot about that. They're apparently trying to make that a thing, I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 07:33 PM (txkTB)
Memba when we were all up on the GWOT.
There was a video of Let the Bodies hit the floor with lots of military hardware.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:33 PM (6TxNR)
I believe the correct term is "busten." As in, "grosse busten."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2022 07:33 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Paul Anka at September 09, 2022 07:33 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 07:34 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:34 PM (6TxNR)
Thank you Ace.
Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2022 07:34 PM (v4L7Y)
Speaking of, I was called "Brandon" by a Ukraine troll in JJ's thread this morning. I forgot about that. They're apparently trying to make that a thing, I guess.
So calling Bitem Brandon was rayciss, then it was DARK BRANDON, now they are just calling other people Brandon?
Well, I'll give them credit for trying something different I guess
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:34 PM (ESjRY)
Oh, and unnervingly anthropomorphized food. That, too. Thanks for the delicious-looking nightmare fuel, Ace.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 09, 2022 07:34 PM (lPTsW)
Tony is a good boy, a very good boy.
Posted by: The Aliens from They Live at September 09, 2022 07:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:35 PM (6TxNR)
It is...Slovakian? maybe. Very sweet compared to most modern music.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 07:37 PM (k8B25)
That pirate chick kinda looks like the ex-wife. Frightening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2022 07:37 PM (h+wzp)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 07:38 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Miklos has musical tastes at September 09, 2022 07:38 PM (eW8O/)
New Hotness: The man has your best interests at heart comrade, and if you disagree we have a special camp for you
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:39 PM (ESjRY)
I believe the correct term is "busten." As in, "grosse busten."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2022 07:33 PM (guGkK)
........
both translate to the original Esperanto as "tittimundos".
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2022 07:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Kevin DuBrow
Everything is a mystery if you drill down deep enough.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 07:39 PM (XzBgg)
ARGH I've come for half your booty. I brought me attorney and she's loaded for a broadside Har har har
Posted by: The Pirate Ex at September 09, 2022 07:40 PM (ESjRY)
Not because of the over processed beat track, backing and puerile lyrics , but because the beat track was sympathetic with the functioning of the chip, which would cause it to crash
https://tinyurl.com/787bwbxr
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 07:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 07:40 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 07:40 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2022 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
It is...Slovakian? maybe. Very sweet compared to most modern music.
Posted by: 18-1
Rusyn are an ethnic/religious kinda ethnicity from farthermost north eastern Slovakia.
Posted by: Miklos likes Central Europe for many reasons at September 09, 2022 07:41 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Gromulin at September 09, 2022 07:41 PM (g4S/E)
First time I've ever seen one put Stirling and Ono in the same category.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2022 07:42 PM (yQpMk)
I'm guessing the Ewok girls wear those long dresses back home?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 07:33 PM (txkTB)
Just say, "whatever Kyle"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 07:42 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2022 07:43 PM (h+wzp)
Are you sure it wasn't just Sony's shitty rootkit copy protection?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 09, 2022 07:43 PM (3AR13)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2022 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ashley Biden running out of the guest room shower at the white house at September 09, 2022 07:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2022 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
It was a funny, labored build up as an excuse just to drop Wet Legs on us again.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 09, 2022 07:43 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Let's discuss this at 3 AM
Posted by: Miklos suggests at September 09, 2022 07:43 PM (eW8O/)
Boats and boats and boats of you, go home you fuckin' slobs"
I tells ya, you don't get quality lyrics like that these days.
Posted by: SOD at September 09, 2022 07:44 PM (IlkDM)
I'm guessing Mongolian? But maybe Russian looking at the comments. The music is a hell of a lot better then the video.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 07:44 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 09, 2022 07:44 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: Draki at September 09, 2022 07:44 PM (GXviE)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhw6tcy
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 07:47 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Draki at September 09, 2022 07:47 PM (GXviE)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 07:47 PM (NpAcC)
OK Go is some good times, even without the music videos. "I Won't Let You Down" is a terrific pop tune in its own right. The hundreds of choreographed teenage Japanese schoolgirls barely figure into it a bunch.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 07:48 PM (PjuGu)
Posted by: Miklos suggestsnotes that Oktoberfest starts in about a week at September 09, 2022 07:48 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC
Led to the popular spinoff band: Rage Against Rage Against the Machine.
(Yeah, didn't come up with that, saw it a few different places on the interwebs.)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 07:49 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 07:49 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 09, 2022 07:49 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:49 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 07:50 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 09, 2022 07:50 PM (dsCrK)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Weakest Link at September 09, 2022 07:51 PM (hayL9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Rage For the Machine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 09, 2022 07:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Trunz Meats at September 09, 2022 07:51 PM (PIlQh)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udeUEsFHPlM&t=2390s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Weakest Link at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (hayL9)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (9SjWf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (BRHaw)
Heart will never be the Kidneys.
https://youtu.be/cQEwIwTt8d0
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 07:53 PM (BRHaw)
You used Johnny Coldcuts as your Twitter avatar for a while there, too, young man ... before you swore off Twitter "forever"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2022 07:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
"Chesty" Puller, former Commandant of the United States Marine Corps.
Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 09, 2022 07:54 PM (ueLz3)
Posted by: 90's Coke II ABBA at September 09, 2022 07:54 PM (IlkDM)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 07:54 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 07:55 PM (PjuGu)
9 heh heh
Beth said "ying yang"
* My comment is an actual demonstration of AoSHQ retardedness, presented as a moron-commenter guy.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 27, 2006 02:40 PM (b4DH0)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:55 PM (6TxNR)
https://youtu.be/_nLmM9kcBKs
A lady playing the spoons along with some guy that's playing a resonator on her porch. You'll likely be put off a bit by her looks but they're very talented and it's worth a watch.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 07:56 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 07:56 PM (BRHaw)
30 Serendipitously enough, in an old post, I deemed "Allentown" to be the worst song to make out/have sex to, which makes it the perfect song for the true face of the Ace of Spades lifestyle (TM).
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2006 06:47 AM (Nu1ui)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:56 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 09, 2022 07:57 PM (8Isjy)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2022 07:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dave in Texas
I do that EVERY DAY (almost)
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year custodian and commenter at September 09, 2022 07:57 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 07:57 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Y5 at September 09, 2022 07:57 PM (owmkC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2022 07:57 PM (u73oe)
I Bought Her a Dog
https://youtu.be/7tgdYn0u3go
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 07:58 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2006 06:47 AM (Nu1ui)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:56 PM (6TxNR)
Setting out this morning into the sun
Riding on a diamond wave little darling one
best sex album side va!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 07:59 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:59 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 09, 2022 07:52 PM (9SjWf)
Jimmy Buffet... D, Dm, A, Am, C... with a bit of E.
Some of the easiest songs to play evah.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 07:59 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: ace
Extra Points for being the first to use "serendipitously" here in 2022
Posted by: Don't believe we're not keeping score at September 09, 2022 08:00 PM (eW8O/)
Merethe Soltvedt has an *amazing* voice, but the Two Steps from Hell guys get the most out of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:00 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: vmom
The one about Hubert Horatio Hornblower?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 09, 2022 08:01 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos begs to differ at September 09, 2022 08:01 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 08:02 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:02 PM (dNqv+)
The astronaut thing was totally cis het. She was one astronauts side piece and found out he had another side piece and went to kidnap her. Drove cross country wearing n astronaut diaper so she didn't have to stop.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 06:31 PM (6TxNR)
----
I remembered that even though I'm only 29. Didn't the showdown happen in an airport? Florida?
Posted by: Ciampino at September 09, 2022 08:02 PM (qfLjt)
He ask me what I want for 18 bday.
I said Lynard Skynard tickets for New Year Eve 1978.
He got them.
They died.
So we saw Cheap Trick and ZZ Top.
Backstage passes.
They said come with us and party.
I was 17 and drank with ZZ for about 2 days!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:03 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 09, 2022 08:03 PM (iPbC0)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 09, 2022 08:04 PM (0wH3K)
Some of the easiest songs to play evah.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
See above Cream Badge
B A D G E
George helped write it
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:04 PM (BRHaw)
That "Chaise Longue" was a complete and utter waste of 3:26 of my life. The negation of music. Those two bints are insufferable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: rhennigantx
The best I can claim is about two hours with Jimmy Buffet.
Posted by: Miklos' claim is kinda lame at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (eW8O/)
I was 17 and drank with ZZ for about 2 days!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:03 PM (BRHaw)
That is one of the best no shit stories I have ever heard.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (6TxNR)
Do they Know It's Christmas
>>>>
Man in the mirror?
Posted by: Weakest Link at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (hayL9)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (yikp0)
Do they Know It's Christmas
Posted by: Miklos begs to differ at September 09, 2022 08:01 PM (eW8O/)
We are the World!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:06 PM (BRHaw)
Do they Know It's Christmas
>>>>
Man in the mirror?
Posted by: Weakest Link at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (hayL9)
The violin piece by Itzhak Perlman from Schindler's List.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:06 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Miklos partially concurs and partially dissents at September 09, 2022 08:07 PM (eW8O/)
I give you Lenny Henry's spoof of it, poking fun at Britain's Sloane Ranger types:
https://youtu.be/39kl9esZm7E
OK, yah!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:07 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Rdbrewer at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (bFnUU)
Posted by: SFGoth
Well horn swoop me bungo pony.
Posted by: It's all right at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (sn5EN)
Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
(Didn't link because I'll f something up.)
Posted by: Lola at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:05 PM (6TxNR)
It was my best friend my cuz that really more like a brother and me.
it was fucked up as a welfare mother checkbook!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (0wH3K)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Pooklord at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (WYLQs)
Posted by: Miklos avvin a Fosters at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2006 06:47 AM (Nu1ui)
hahaha
i changed my mind a few years later. this is the worst song to have sex to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnW-8YpQpgQ
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:06 PM (dNqv+)
u made out in Schindlers List?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:10 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 07:56 PM (txkTB)
That Spoonlady has more talent that I could ever hope to have.
Granted, she looks like the sort of person to be really good at playing spoons, but migawd
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:10 PM (6TxNR)
The original of Red Red Wine is far superior to what the otherwise unemployed Britishters did
Posted by: Miklos so avers at September 09, 2022 08:11 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 08:11 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 09, 2022 08:11 PM (xSTgL)
Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
(Didn't link because I'll f something up.)
Posted by: Lola at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (NIYa7)
https://tinyurl.com/4ntdvb2f
Odd thing about memory: I remember it as being slower paced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: andycanuck
I think Camera Obscura was used by many of the painter to do their work. Maybe 1500 or so.
PS It was Josef the rich man in the painting today as he had linen and 3 nails!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:12 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 08:12 PM (B3oWe)
And what was that chick's handle? There were a couple of super cuties back then.
I recall that in addition to her being a very cute young lady (the term 'ette wasn't invented yet), she was a really good sport and, well, you know, sent Ace a pic of her in a pirate outfit so what wasn't to to like lol.
Those were good times.
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:13 PM (6mvRv)
The worst song ever is a tie between Red, Red, Wine and Tip Toe Through The Tulips.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (up/3i)
Mr Jones, Counting Crowes. Final answer. For all time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:13 PM (dNqv+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnW-8YpQpgQ
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 08:09 PM (B3oWe)
goldfingering
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (B3oWe)
Bette Davis Eyes
China Girl
The trifecta of utter horror. Fk you if you like either of these three "songs."
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (cknjq)
Granted, she looks like the sort of person to be really good at playing spoons, but migawd
Posted by: Kindltot
**
I remember reading something about her at some point. IIRC she had her face caved in by an abusive boyfriend when she was younger (that's where her teeth went), and her life sort of fell apart for a while. She discovered she was able to play the spoons and pulled herself up out of some really bad stuff and has become probably about as famous as that talent allows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:15 PM (6mvRv)
Bette Davis Eyes
China Girl
The trifecta of utter horror. Fk you if you like either of these three "songs."
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (cknjq)
https://tinyurl.com/5x7fzaxb
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:15 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:15 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:15 PM (6mvRv)
*Chuy laughs maniacally as he revs the drill in reverse*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:16 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Rdbrewer at September 09, 2022 08:16 PM (bFnUU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:17 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 08:17 PM (0OP+5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fcTJZR5LVI
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (B3oWe)
You. Bastard.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:17 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 09, 2022 08:17 PM (0wH3K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Thank you!
I think the various on air stations usually controlled the pace, often too fast or slow.
Posted by: Lola at September 09, 2022 08:18 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:18 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 09, 2022 08:17 PM (0wH3K)
Drunkposting starts early tonight y'all!
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:18 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 09, 2022 08:18 PM (3AR13)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 08:19 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:19 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 08:14 PM (txkTB)
You gotta have a reason, or you will never come back.
I met a lady who was playing a scrub brush on a cardboard box, once, she got it out of the kitchen during a potluck. She could keep a beat too. My cousin was playing a Resonator
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)
I think the various on air stations usually controlled the pace, often too fast or slow.
Posted by: Lola at September 09, 2022 08:18 PM (NIYa7)
I liked it better a bit slower.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 08:19 PM (k8B25)
Macarena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (dNqv+)
https://youtu.be/Hj5ZzXfTlpM
Posted by: Lost In Space
**
Oooh, thanks. I like that.
I'll put a Gallon Drunk clip here in case you've never heard them. It seems similar to me (cleaner and less nasty, granted) and I enjoy them a LOT
https://youtu.be/HONyY_Og9k0
(the raunchiness sounds great in headphones or through a nice living room stereo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (txkTB)
And then there was some sort of falling out, and it was way before Trump days. I never got that story.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:19 PM
Truth.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (zSEC+)
Posted by: blaster
Yes! Be right back...
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
Drunk posting? Tell me more.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 09, 2022 08:17 PM (0wH3K)
I am not sure ace's 29 year old memory goes that far back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM (dNqv+)
>>Man. Wet leg sucks, bigtime.
Depending on the context, this could be a very good thing indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:22 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:22 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: blaster
Yes! Be right back...
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
Drunk posting? Tell me more.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:21 PM
*raises glass*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:22 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Lola at September 09, 2022 08:18 PM (NIYa7)
An old DJ said you could wrap a sticker around the thing on the turn table and it would make the 45s be brighter, faster, and you could run more songs per hour with more commercials.
And if you use 2, it sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 08:23 PM (xhaym)
AoS Commenter's Song
(to Billy Joel's "Allentown")
Well, we're hanging out at Ace of Spades,
Being "witty" when we'd rather get laid,
And we're yakking bout some old sci fi:
"Set it for stun? Maximum ghey!"
And we're hanging out of Ace of Spades.
There's more.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:23 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: blaster
Yes! Be right back...
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
Drunk posting? Tell me more.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at Sep
Crap. Are we
Supposed to announce?!?
Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2022 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Getting pastier within these four walls,
And my bike is rusting in the shed--
Tires are flat, pump is mislaid.
But I'm commenting at Ace of Spades.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:24 PM (6TxNR)
Too drunk to fuck
Jungle love
Posted by: rhennigantx
Too Drunk is a funny song that I kinda like. But would not be good during the sexing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:24 PM (ftFVW)
So I'm going off and having a cow.
And I won't be going out today-----
Cuz I'm hanging out at Ace of Spades!
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:24 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)
Telling me how much it thinks I'm teh putz.
And I try to reason with this ass,
Then I get mad, say something crass.
And I'm flaming here at Ace of Spades.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:25 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2022 08:25 PM (u73oe)
I used to play music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCACJq2NRM
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 08:25 PM (xhaym)
There were some pretty interesting things to come out of it:
R.L. Burnside's "It's Bad You Know"
https://youtu.be/f1jj0dK-nxE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 08:25 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:25 PM (dNqv+)
You had a chance to give as good as you got.
Then something happened when they brought in MySpace:
Some ugly woman asks that you rate her face!
(but then again - things were sometimes really different)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:24 PM
Gotta be better than anything by Chicago in those circumstances.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Thank you!
I think the various on air stations usually controlled the pace, often too fast or slow.
Posted by: Lola
------------------
Notice that this is done to music posted on Utube.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (zSEC+)
Interestingly she was into that sort of rock/orchestral sound just before Evanescence blew up and made the genre popular.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (ESjRY)
Trump made him go the other way, though I got the impression the long war on terror kind of pointed him in that direction.
I have no explanation for how you could go from being a 'small c' conservative to a Biden voter but there you have it. He'll fit right in at The Dispatch.
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (XzBgg)
I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE,
Posted by: Duke Lowell
YOU don't know me!
Posted by: Soused She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (ftFVW)
When my girl left me for some other guy.
Well I stupidly had thought it real,
Dumping my load, trying to heal.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 08:27 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 08:27 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (6mvRv)
He lost his ish with the Obama campaign, I believe. One of the pants crease guys.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:27 PM (6TxNR)
**
Looks like we finally became the Central America they've been trying so hard to import.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 08:27 PM (txkTB)
And she really had a talent for lies.
After eight beers I can write with flair,
Baring my soul, as if you cared.
And I lost my ish at Ace of Spades.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM (asZuX)
Let's see what the most powerful Republican Senator is talking about right now on twitter in answer to such an outrage...
The Bitch: "Sorry to hear about the queen! Which as we all know is a pressing matter for Americans living under King Joe I"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)
One word: you're late.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:29 PM (6TxNR)
https://youtu.be/_ZncehIh_Kw
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 08:29 PM (txkTB)
Long live the King !
(hoping that Charles the 3 is luckier than his two eponymous predecessors, amirite ?)
howz tha Horde doin' this evenin' ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:29 PM (J33tq)
>>Actually, Bizkit has grown on me just a bit in the last couple of years.
Contrary to popular belief it wasn't Nickleback and Creed that killed Rock and Roll but Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:30 PM (up/3i)
Money and penis. Lots of both apparently.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)
One word: you're late.
Posted by: blaster
One word: real late.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:26 PM (6mvRv)
He was also part of the unfortunately short-lived Huffington’s Toast. I don’t think he was all that interesting when he moved away from humor.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (xSTgL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:30 PM (up/3i)
I tried so hard, and got so far...
That's what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM
Technically, if you don't stop drinking, you'll never miss the start time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:32 PM (asZuX)
https://tinyurl.com/Gloryhole-Steel-Panther
https://tinyurl.com/Poontang-Boomerang-SP
And a mystery song from them:
https://youtu.be/JpyVMzaBqzQ
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2022 08:32 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:31 PM (ESjRY)
I doubt he's pitching.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Bad Example at September 09, 2022 08:32 PM (gHSfI)
I don't think we have to worry about Chuckles the Turd breaking his mother's reign record by a long shot. He's 73, oldest Brit monarch to take the throne yet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 08:32 PM (Mzdiz)
___________
Maybe if they'd fire back? Instead of being sheep.
Dunno'... just spit balling here. It is a war now. Maybe act like it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 08:33 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:33 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:28 PM
Technically, if you don't stop drinking, you'll never miss the start time. Posted by: RedMindBlueStat
Technically, alcohol is a solution.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:33 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: Kamala! 2022! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at September 09, 2022 08:34 PM (a3Q+t)
>>Are IPAs acceptable for the drunk part of drunk posting?
Hell yeah!! Some of the most delicious alcoholic beverages are beer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:34 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:33 PM
Unless you add ice to your ouzo...then you get a precipitate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:34 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:34 PM (up/3i)
Yes, but he's talking about IPAs
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:35 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 09, 2022 08:35 PM (dsCrK)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:35 PM (eGTCV)
Long live the King !
(hoping that Charles the 3 is luckier than his two eponymous predecessors, amirite ?)
howz tha Horde doin' this evenin' ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:29 PM
Saw a few minutes of his speech today. He said something like 'We wish them the best living overseas', talking about whatever son married the dusky hollywood princess.
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 08:35 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:33 PM
Unless you add ice to your ouzo...then you get a precipitate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
And just like that there is math.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:36 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: That NLurker guy
Does she?
Posted by: Curious She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:36 PM (ftFVW)
This will be to no one's taste except mine, of course, but not overproduced, autotuned, lip-synched or music videoed . "Si mes vers avaient des ailes" (If my verses had wings) by Reynaldo Hahn, sung by Susan Graham.
https://youtu.be/y-l8XVsfYD4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (1Nxff)
und Pimpelchen war ein Zwerg !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: Curious She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:36 PM (ftFVW)
She gave me a head tilt.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:35 PM
It's not seriously drunk posting if she hasn't been given a cocktail yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 08:38 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 08:38 PM (R+nZe)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:38 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:39 PM (J33tq)
>>Yes, but he's talking about IPAs
There are some high alcohol content IPA's.
I got blottoed on an IPA that was 12 pct ABV.
One second, you're like, it's just beer, not Gin, and then the next second you're in an alleyway missing a kidney.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:39 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Absinthe at September 09, 2022 08:40 PM (rSJIG)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 09, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Paisley at September 09, 2022 08:40 PM (u73oe)
One second, you're like, it's just beer, not Gin, and then the next second you're in an alleyway missing a kidney.
There's something you don't want to do twice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 08:40 PM (Bd6X8)
His main issue is climate change, and his Queen Consort was literally his consort when he was adultering around on his beloved first wife.
It's pretty hard to respect all that. I know very little about the royals, though it seems the Queen would have been better served skipping Charles and giving the succession to William and Katherine if that were possible.
In any event I wish him well and will miss the Queen; she was a good woman with a ton of heart who spent a long, full lifetime in service of her nation.
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 08:41 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Covert at September 09, 2022 08:41 PM (SqRLI)
I have two kidneys. Where can I get a pint of this IPA?
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:41 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 08:41 PM (gbzeC)
This will be to no one's taste except mine, of course, but not overproduced, autotuned, lip-synched or music videoed . "Si mes vers avaient des ailes" (If my verses had wings) by Reynaldo Hahn, sung by Susan Graham.
https://youtu.be/y-l8XVsfYD4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (1Nxff)
Who says? Excellent voice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:42 PM (ynpvh)
https://youtu.be/ElvLZMsYXlo
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:42 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:33 PM
Unless you add ice to your ouzo...then you get a precipitate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
yeah, the seeds of today were already planted, he was screwed.
bureaucrat generals were already taking over
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:43 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:39 PM (up/3i)
I was referring to the fact that IPAs are yucky.
You want some ABV get some Russian Imperial Stout. Yeah. That will do you.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:44 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: CA Token at September 09, 2022 08:45 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 09, 2022 08:08 PM (0wH3K)
I really would like to read the skank-a-thon.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 08:45 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:45 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2022 08:46 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 08:46 PM (Ivdso)
I can't stop listening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI
I love brass.
Posted by: Somebody here at September 09, 2022 08:43 PM (255p5)
She looks like Helen Mirren...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2022 08:46 PM (KFhLj)
I had, just not the unedited version...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 08:41 PM (gbzeC)
I have them on DVD. Except the last series, which seemed off to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (6TxNR)
King Chuck (King Chuck)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Chuck) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Chuck) Did you do the monkey?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, With apologies to the Queen at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (sixz/)
https://youtu.be/y-l8XVsfYD4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (1Nxff)
Who says? Excellent voice.
I'm not into what she's doing, but that is a great voice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (Bd6X8)
>>You want some ABV get some Russian Imperial Stout. Yeah. That will do you.
Hell yeah, I'm predominantly a Gin guy at home but when I go out to a bar, I'm always looking for a good beer, because I don't drink beer at home.
One of the best bars I've been to is a bar called The Evil Czech in Mishawaka Indiana.
They make their own beers and they had the most righteous Imperial Stout. They also let you fill up a growler for the road.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 08:48 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2022 08:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
https://youtu.be/y-l8XVsfYD4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:37 PM (1Nxff)
Who says? Excellent voice.
I'm not into what she's doing, but that is a great voice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 08:47 PM (Bd6X
I like it. I listen to Opera too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 08:49 PM (Mzdiz)
Don't be part of the problem. Be the whole problem.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 08:49 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 08:49 PM (w2Z7l)
It's lovely. I looked up a translation & saw Victor Hugo wrote the lyrics.
Posted by: Lola at September 09, 2022 08:49 PM (NIYa7)
Surely, someone has mentioned Dope's Die MF Die by now.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2022 08:49 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2022 08:50 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Miklos has thee (3) synapses that still fire at September 09, 2022 08:50 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (sixz/)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
For some reason, that made me think of Algore
Posted by: Miklos has thee (3) synapses that still fire at September 09, 2022 08:50 PM (eW8O/)
He did have some Chakras that needed to be released...and I'm sure he'd have loved Marcarena to help him with it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (ynpvh)
First, the Blubinos, great Portland band that went nowhere
https://youtu.be/wJdSBLlQj8E
Then the Paladins, an LA band that had minor fame but no charting hits
https://youtu.be/RlAPWDASjWQ
And The Cherry Poppin' Daddies, who had a few hits but the studios really leaned on them to change their name and finally the band flipped them off and left
https://youtu.be/DSvVZoT0-G8
And finally, the Hu. No, not THAT Who. The Hu.
https://youtu.be/eb3ysMtu8t0
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (Ivdso)
I love brass.
Posted by: Somebody here at September 09, 2022 08:43 PM (255p5)
___________
Solemn Entry of the Knights of the Order of St. John, by Richard Strauss, performed by the Empire Brass
https://youtu.be/oQXaHN2Q6NM
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:45 PM (XzBgg)
I'm more partial to the House of Godwinson.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
One has perceived power, the other doesn't.
Not much of a difference but the citizenry acts accordingly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (BFigT)
https://tinyurl.com/tymke2t7
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (ftFVW)
My wife bought his album...and all the music sounded the same, she said. I like this version though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdUyBziKXP8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 09, 2022 08:52 PM (70Qgm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
If all-you-can-eat Chinese buffets played Chinese Opera, their turnover and profits would probably increase.
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at September 09, 2022 08:52 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:53 PM (V13WU)
Albert King, wasn't it ?
always thought he had a valid point ... specially when I'm drinkin' ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:53 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2022 08:50 PM (BXxcV)
I think that was garret
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:53 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:54 PM (XzBgg)
Now that he's king, he's got to stay out of politics period. Them's the rules, and he looks to follow it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 08:54 PM (Mzdiz)
I just saw a post that King Charles may be throttling back his global warming insanity. Maybe everyone eventually grows up?
Posted by: LASue
Maybe he'll just postpone it until after Winter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2022 08:54 PM (63Dwl)
Albert King, wasn't it ?
always thought he had a valid point ... specially when I'm drinkin' ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365
>Close. Albert Collins
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 08:55 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:55 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2022 08:54 PM (63Dwl)
Hard to sell the idea of the heat death of Earth by fossil fuels when everyone is freezing to death because they ain't got any fossil fuels.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: LASue
------
Even some of the densest might come to the realization that the circumstance demands mature behavior, and rise to the occasion. We'll see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2022 08:55 PM (sixz/)
Posted by: Miklos has thee (3) synapses that still fire at September 09, 2022 08:50 PM (eW8O/)
He did have some Chakras that needed to be released...and I'm sure he'd have loved Marcarena to help him with it.
Posted by: jim
I think Rush Limbaugh was involved.
Posted by: Miklos has vague recollections at September 09, 2022 08:55 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (Ivdso)
So Biden says next..."Here is my shirt, iron it" ......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (R+nZe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: LASue
I can assure you, not everyone does
*flicks booger*
Posted by: REDACTED at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
If all-you-can-eat Chinese buffets played Chinese Opera, their turnover and profits would probably increase.
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at September 09, 2022 08:52 PM (eW8O/)
Chinese Opera is...interesting. I was in Hong Kong, it was 3am, I was lagged, so couldn't sleep. Wife didn't appreciate me listening to it. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)
LOL and yet watch them do it.
I swear some fuckin' typedeletes need some typedeletin
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2022 08:57 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Frank Cannon's Auto Insurance Agent Miklos at September 09, 2022 08:57 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:57 PM (atmen)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (ynpvh)
"What in the hell are you doing to that poor cat?!?!?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:57 PM (6FeV1)
Fizz, buzz, buzz, sparks, more sparks, kkkzzz...
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 08:58 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (BFigT)
I looked up Charles' bio on Wikipedia the other day. The two guys bear a striking resemblance.
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 08:58 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (sixz/)
Posted by: LASue
I can assure you, not everyone does
*flicks booger*
Posted by: REDACTED
Twenty bucks says the REDACTED kid eats it
Posted by: Miklos, was almost in Caddyshack at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (eW8O/)
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:56 PM (ynpvh)
"What in the hell are you doing to that poor cat?!?!?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:57 PM (6FeV1)
LOL, that's how she described it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM
The Ketchup Song.
https://youtu.be/5llcBScGuAE
Or possibly Barbie Girl.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)
Melota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwhBUSB1iXg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (V13WU)
*
Growing up has nothing to do with it, sadly. He's always been an insufferable, jealous, simple minded fool. There's no reason to believe that he can change those innate tendencies just because a rainbow appeared or whatever.
My guess is that it's an act to make what comes next more palatable to the masses.
See also: "I am not joking when I say this … if you ever work with me and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect … talk down to someone, I promise you I will fire you on the spot … on the spot. No ifs, ands, or buts,” - Joe Biden
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Miklos, was almost in Caddyshack at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (eW8O/)
it was fifty bucks but I'll let it go
Posted by: REDACTED at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)
With Chinese Opera, you'll at least be able to hear again in half an hour.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (atmen)
The voice made me think of a song. Single woman. Solo w/ little accompaniment. Lilting but strong. She goes really high. Then into the song she is joined by a choir.
Beautiful song that is going to bug me now because I have no idea what it is from.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at September 09, 2022 08:52 PM (eW8O/)
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If there was an all-you-can-eat schnitzeleria named Sausage Fest that played metal and Wagnerian opera and the waitstaff dressed like vikings and valkeries, I just might patronize their establishment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (V13WU)
Turandot any day. I love Puccini's music.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (2NHgQ)
The majority of english monarchs since Alfred have been simpletons, bastards, or simpleton bastards.
Just one more reversion to the mean, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:03 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:00 PM (V13WU)
Turandot any day. I love Puccini's music.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (ynpvh)
Nessun Dorma:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_hLh4qCqpg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (atmen)
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I thought she was known as the Tri-Cornered Hat Girl. Or is that a different girl?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ) "
in west central Wisconsin, please, yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (J33tq)
Yea, now that he is the adult in the room they expect him to do something about instead of babbling like a little Greta....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (R+nZe)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2022 09:02 PM (2NHgQ)
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Or Joe Biden a President.
..
..
Wait...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (uPgE/)
Yeah I know blacks vote 90% Dem and shit. But Hollywood is a diverse group of people from all walks of life, all ages, all parts of the world. It is statically impossible for them to be 95% left.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf
Oktoberfest (or Wien to the locals) was canceled for the last two years.
This year the Deutschers might get up to some stuff.
Posted by: Miklos, not sure on Current Policy on Delayed Gratification at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (R+nZe)
Dammit. Still no idea what it was though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: Miklos, not sure on Current Policy on Delayed Gratification at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
Everyone have a great evening
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (k8B25)
The voice made me think of a song. Single woman. Solo w/ little accompaniment. Lilting but strong. She goes really high. Then into the song she is joined by a choir.
Beautiful song that is going to bug me now because I have no idea what it is from.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (dNqv+)
Delibes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNGox5VGfUA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
That alone earns him some points in my book.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (B3oWe)
Thass ridicolous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (J33tq)
Posted by: Miklos, sa----LUTE at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:07 PM (atmen)
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (B3oWe)
Kingx Charlex
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:07 PM (Bd6X8)
He was Pussy Whipped in less then a year !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 09:07 PM (R+nZe)
https://youtu.be/CaD41NfzC8Q
Posted by: Blanco Basura
That will work. Social Distortion.
https://youtu.be/WD73o7S9UaE
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:08 PM (XzBgg)
Gunther - Ding Dong Song
Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
If I have to fell uncomfortable, YOU have to feel uncomfortable.
Posted by: David W at September 09, 2022 09:08 PM (5uXrb)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 09:08 PM (R+nZe)
One more and I'll shut up. The anguished "Gretchen at the Spinning Wheel" (from Goethe's Faust) by Franz Schubert, sung by Elly Ameling.
https://youtu.be/CkrfS4rlWBA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 09:08 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2022 09:08 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (6mvRv)
Sonobi remembers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)
That's an interesting point--maybe he winds up pulling a Prince Hal on everyone. Guy comes off as kind of a lightweight though.
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (R+nZe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (txkTB)
Looks like the FBI haven't found what they are looking for
Posted by: REDACTED at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (R+nZe)
Big Butts >>>> Colossal Assholes
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (6mvRv)
Sonobi remembers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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What? No love for Dorcas Blimline?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2022 09:11 PM (sixz/)
Told harry and his slut to take a hike. In a royal way of course.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
_________
Charles Windsor.... you're NOT the father!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 09:11 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 09:11 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:09 PM (MZ+fk)
How can you tell? These days they put the flag at half mast for a slightly important looking squirrel getting hit on a side street.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at September 09, 2022 09:11 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:12 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)
They held back because of queen's health, did not want another drama in addition to that Andrew blackmail situation, but now..all different and harry knows it.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)
https://youtu.be/WD73o7S9UaE
The perfect song the day after a dinner at Roberto's.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:12 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 09, 2022 09:13 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:13 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:13 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)
nothig . will carry out whatever duties he has as a king. represent the UK. do what his mother did.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 09:13 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (atmen)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)
If nothing else, Charles being rather woke-adjacent himself probably understands wotsherface's grift and has a vested interest in not putting up with that shit. Could get very entertaining.
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (UewuT)
One more and I'll shut up. The anguished "Gretchen at the Spinning Wheel" (from Goethe's Faust) by Franz Schubert, sung by Elly Ameling.
https://youtu.be/CkrfS4rlWBA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 09:08 PM (1Nxff)
Very nice! Haven't listened to very much German Opera
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)
It was funny. In the speech, he immediately made William Prince of Wales, then offered "love" for Harry and Meghan as they "build their new life overseas".
Some called that an "olive branch". Nope, that was good luck, and stay the hell out of the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (Mzdiz)
Poor bastard has to start his reign at 73.... that's gotta be some kind of record for England.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:13 PM (6FeV1)
__________
Edward VII started at 59, but life expectancy was shorter in 1901 and his health was already bad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (1Nxff)
Some called that an "olive branch". Nope, that was good luck, and stay the hell out of the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (Mzdiz)
hehehe.... no snub so cold as a very royal, very public snub.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (Bd6X8)
"Craze" by Lena Lovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DfG3hGZmCQ
If you don't remember her, here's her biggest hit from 1979-
"Lucky Number"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnIJOO__jVo
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: David W at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (5uXrb)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: jim
Obligatory - What's Opera, Doc?
https://youtu.be/6jDcWAWRRHo
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (LsEU/)
Bette Davis Eyes
China Girl
China Girl? By David Bowie? SRV played the guitars.
Posted by: Muthaucker at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (yoLdH)
https://tinyurl.com/tnkn396k
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 09:15 PM (OX9vb)
Love that one
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: BuckIV at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
La Posta tomorrow for posole and green chile enchiladas. Roberto's and La Posta are code for a certain place in the world.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (XzBgg)
https://tinyurl.com/tnkn396k
History never repeats:
https://youtu.be/xlxs_I3oAa0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X8)
"Lucky Number"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnIJOO__jVo
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (KLPy
I thought New Toy was her biggest hit
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: SSR at September 09, 2022 09:19 PM (7NmRg)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:19 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: The Spaniels at September 09, 2022 09:20 PM (6mvRv)
Even more so because this country was born in rebellion against that throne. But in the 250 years since, and especially the last 100, the countries' relationship evolved along with the world situation, to where their key shared virtues and culture made them allies in some of the noblest causes.
I am the last who needs reminding that the glorious shared virtues norms and values are perhaps at their most tattered and endangered state in history - on both sides of the Atlantic. But Elizabeth reigned during much of the period where the "special relationship" was often indeed that, and for the good (for everyone). So this unprecedented gesture of respect hits a good nerve - even if that nerve mostly has stimulus from only history and nostalgia these days.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2022 09:20 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:20 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (XzBgg)
Mesilla!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:20 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I am waiting for Markle to divorce Harry. His groveling to be a royal again will be lovely.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:21 PM (XzBgg)
https://youtu.be/RIMSfx2wlcw
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (Bd6X
Has a feel like this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvBmSTLn7A0
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:21 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 09:22 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2022 09:22 PM (mcUK8)
Meghan and Harry tried to pull something with the Queen's death that really pissed them. They just announced they were travelling to Balmoral to their press people.
They didn't tell Chuckles and the rest of them, or try to coordinate. Well, they put a stop to that quick, and made it clear under no circumstance was Meggie coming anywhere near Balmoral.
They let Harry come by himself, but made him make his own travel arrangements. He had to fly in to the closest airport, then drive himself there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (XzBgg)
Mesilla!
La Posta is Mesilla, Roberto's is Las Cruces.
Both are in the Mesilla Valley.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:23 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 09, 2022 09:23 PM (/9wjU)
QEII had the Star Spangled Banner played at Buckingham Palace after 9/11, the first time such has every been done, the anthem of the rebellious former colonies.
So, we can lower the US flag for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 09:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Mesilla! Posted by: Aetius451AD
Are you related to Alan Turing by chance?
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:24 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:24 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (Ivdso)
OK, I'l bite. Give me an example. Not the private conversations that were maliciously made public, but his public statements.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:25 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:17 PM (V13WU)
Waazzzzzup.
Posted by: James Robert Stuart, The Millennial Pretender at September 09, 2022 09:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:24 PM (XzBgg)
Is that turquoise jewelry place still across the road?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
La Posta tomorrow for posole and green chile enchiladas. Roberto's and La Posta are code for a certain place in the world.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (XzBgg)
Posole Rojo o Blanco?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2022 09:20 PM (OTzUX)
Daily Wire had a short photo essay featuring Liz and American Presidents. For me, the one that stood out was one from 1976 of her dancing with President Ford during a celebration commemorating the 200th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Lot of symbolism in that photo.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (z6X8d)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvBmSTLn7A0
There is a similar vibe in parts of the two songs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: James Robert Stuart, The Millennial Pretender at September 09, 2022 09:25 PM (UewuT)
I must admit, I have no clue what this is about. DId I miss a meme ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:27 PM (V13WU)
Both are in the Mesilla Valley.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
You have to alteast make an attempt resist the interrogation and torture.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:27 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: CA Token
They have a song called "Headbanger" that has a pretty funny video. At least the first minute is hilarious to me.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2022 09:27 PM (Gda1b)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hsmoo97CVA
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 09:28 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:28 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:29 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posole Rojo, Enchiladas green chiles.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:29 PM (XzBgg)
Posted by: James Robert Stuart, The Millennial Pretender at September 09, 2022 09:25 PM (UewuT)
I must admit, I have no clue what this is about. DId I miss a meme ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:27 PM (V13WU)
Jewish Waazzzzup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3mTTwG1Sog
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 09:30 PM (LsEU/)
I didn't give away where Napalito's is. Or El Sombrero for that matter.
I'm assuming they're still around.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:30 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:27 PM (V13WU)
Behold--my illustrious ancestors, true kings of the British Isles!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Edward_Stuart
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Francis_Edward_Stuart
And behold--I have, like any true Scotsman, been drinking tonight.
Posted by: James Robert Stuart, The Millennial Pretender at September 09, 2022 09:30 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Sure, but Galadriel is soooooo dreamy! And, Hey! That's Elendil! And Isildur! And Numenor!!
Anyway. At this rate it will be season 4 by the time Gandalf figures out who he is and that he needs to find a pointy hat and a sturdy walking stick.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2022 09:30 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:27 PM (XzBgg)
Hey, I went general.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)
https://youtu.be/xlxs_I3oAa0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X
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The Split Enz were amazeballz.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 09:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Not to mention all the "Queen's so-and-so", like Queen's Counsel will have to be changed to King's so-and-so. Letterheads, stationary, titles and all that.
Charles may die before all that gets completed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2022 09:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posole Rojo, Enchiladas green chiles.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:29 PM (XzBgg)
Mmmm. I'm jealous.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
The first King Charles was beheaded.
The second King Charles was poisoned with mercury.
The third King Charles had better watch his ass.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (Bd6X8)
I think I have tried to run down this song before, but never been able to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Memory Hole at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (+fDH2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:33 PM (dNqv+)
The first King Charles was beheaded.
The second King Charles was poisoned with mercury.
The third King Charles had better watch his ass.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (Bd6X
Monkey Pox?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:33 PM (ynpvh)
I think I have tried to run down this song before, but never been able to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (dNqv+)
Especially ones without lyrics.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
*
April, we've talked about Americana / Appalachian music before. I think you'd like the delta and hill country blues if you haven't discovered it. There's a great documentary here:
youtube.com/watch?v=XiW3oPv1vZc
There's a shorter one called "It's Bad You Know" that is sort of an abridged version.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:34 PM (0CG0Y)
He will be a Climate Change victim. Carbon poisoning
Posted by: Memory Hole at September 09, 2022 09:34 PM (+fDH2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3mTTwG1Sog
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:30 PM
I LOL'd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2022 09:34 PM (asZuX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at September 09, 2022 09:34 PM (HabA/)
I think I have tried to run down this song before, but never been able to.
Took me years to find "Shoulder of the Road" and "Samurai", and that's with knowing the song names and some of the lyrics.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:35 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:33 PM (ynpvh)
It has lyrics, but in a language I do not speak. It is not english, bad english or pig german. It 'might' be latin, but not only were my latin classes 30 years ago, but we never spoke it with anything approaching actual usage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:36 PM (dNqv+)
The second King Charles was poisoned with mercury.
==
I think the bloodletting and other wonderful ministrations of the time did him in.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:33 PM (ynpvh)
It has lyrics, but in a language I do not speak. It is not english, bad english or pig german. It 'might' be latin, but not only were my latin classes 30 years ago, but we never spoke it with anything approaching actual usage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:36 PM (dNqv+)
You could always try phonetically putting in some of the lyrics and see what happens on search...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (h+wzp)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (V13WU)
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I think you can ask both google and apple "identify this song" or "what is this song" and they do a pretty good job on humming or whistling. They'll usually get songs from the radio 99.9% of the time unless it's something really obscure from down on the college station end of the dial.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (0CG0Y)
Posted by: The Spaniels at September 09, 2022 09:38 PM (6mvRv)
The second King Charles was poisoned with mercury.
==
I think the bloodletting and other wonderful ministrations of the time did him in.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:36 PM (V13WU)
Massive bloodletting on Chucky I...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:38 PM (ynpvh)
>>The only "new" band I've really liked during the last 15 years or so is The Black Keys. Yeah, I'm old.
There have been a few good bands that have come around in the last twenty years, The Black Keys are one of them. Just straight blues based Rock and Roll.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2022 09:39 PM (up/3i)
It is an excellent New Mexican restaurant, everything is in house and fresh. The enchiladas are served flat. Get the hot green chiles.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:39 PM (XzBgg)
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I think you can ask both google and apple "identify this song" or "what is this song" and they do a pretty good job on humming or whistling. They'll usually get songs from the radio 99.9% of the time unless it's something really obscure from down on the college station end of the dial.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (0CG0Y)
Yes! I forgot about that!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 09:40 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 09:12 PM (MZ+fk)
He's got the longevity genes though. Elizabeth's mother, "the Queen Mum" lived forever too. When I spent a semester and then a summer over there a long time ago, I noticed that it was the uni-educated posh lefty types that wanted a Republic, sneered at the Royals and so forth. The working class blokes and women you talked to in pubs loved the Queen Mum and the Queen (weren't crazy about other members of the family). A Yank talking trash about their Queen in those pubs might have ended up with a few missing teeth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at September 09, 2022 09:40 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Miklos the Bloob nazi at September 09, 2022 09:40 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
Looks like the FBI haven't found what they are looking for
Posted by: REDACTED
We will know the FBI is serious when officially those 50 never existed.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2022 09:41 PM (FyTt0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)
My memory does not work that way. If I do not recognize the words... I hear the tune, vocals whole shebang, but the words are like... charlie brown's teacher. Just mumbles. Unintelligible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:41 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V
Yep. And being there are damn few dentists over there. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 09:42 PM (LsEU/)
I think I have tried to run down this song before, but never been able to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (dNqv+)
I think there is one...is it called Shazam?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 09:42 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at September 09, 2022 09:40 PM (HabA/)
Yeah? Try calling Welsh lasses Whales...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)
https://youtu.be/iA9pKWoOmbc
lost pretty much all use of one hand and can't walk IIRC, has his own tuning for his music, and plays the damn blues like nobody's business
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:42 PM (0CG0Y)
Looks like the FBI haven't found what they are looking for
Posted by: REDACTED
We will know the FBI is serious when officially those 50 never existed.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2022 09:41 PM (FyTt0)
Renditions in a 3rd party country...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 09, 2022 09:39 PM (XzBgg)
Oh, I remember it being wonderful. And cool. With the little aerie cage thing and all the birds. The food was very good, but I remember thinking something was very hot. Last time I was there was maybe when I was 13/14?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:43 PM (dNqv+)
It is an excellent New Mexican restaurant, everything is in house and fresh. The enchiladas are served flat. Get the hot green chiles.
Posted by: Lost In Space
I have thought that the best follow up to the Deplorable Cookbook would be another cookbook.
But a Deplorable Travel and Taste Guide to all 57 states would be the second best.
Posted by: Miklos the former book publisher at September 09, 2022 09:43 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (V13WU)
I bet he was besides himself with anger.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2022 09:45 PM (anj39)
yeah, maybe they just raided the 50 top names they got from raiding Trump and stealing all his personal comms and attorney/client info.
General Warrants, just a vastly expanded fishing expedition, and massive intimidation tactics, plus trying to bankrupt any that are front line support for Trump, or for Free America.
"If you talk with Trump, we will raid you, maybe assassinate you ... We Are the Gestapo ... Obey or Suffer our Wrath." idk if they are desperate, or they feel the have total control.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2022 09:45 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: nurse ratched
NO BLOOBS FOR YOU
Posted by: Miklos the Bloob nazi at September 09, 2022 09:40 PM (eW8O/)
Blue Boobies? WTH are Bloobs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos of the front porch out front at September 09, 2022 09:46 PM (eW8O/)
I just spent 90 minutes watching Jim Breuer and Dave Chapelle bits on the yoo toobz.
them fuckers are funny as hell.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 09, 2022 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Thanks for the link to La Bel Epoque. Am thouroughly enjoying the music.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Them poor Messicans cain't even afford real grits.
Posted by: Miklos of the front porch out front at September 09, 2022 09:46 PM (eW8O/)
Eh, suck on some Menudo....
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2022 09:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 09, 2022 09:49 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:37 PM (V13WU)
I bet he was besides himself with anger.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2022 09:45 PM (anj39)
LOL. It cooled off pretty fast.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 09, 2022 09:49 PM (OuH7W)
General Warrants, just a vastly expanded fishing expedition, and massive intimidation tactics, plus trying to bankrupt any that are front line support for Trump, or for Free America.
*
It's like the January 6th prisoners.
Those raids and years of jail for stepping on the grass aren't for them. They're for us. They're for anyone who might think about helping America.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:49 PM (0CG0Y)
________
When we're talking about 50 GOPe homes raided you'll see some serious panty twisting.
And one or two sternly worded letters.
So, yea... about all that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 09:50 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: jim
They must be at least 50 by now.
Yuck
The Admiral sez maybe
Posted by: Biden Administration freaks at September 09, 2022 09:51 PM (eW8O/)
General Warrants, just a vastly expanded fishing expedition, and massive intimidation tactics, plus trying to bankrupt any that are front line support for Trump, or for Free America.
*
It's like the January 6th prisoners.
Those raids and years of jail for stepping on the grass aren't for them. They're for us. They're for anyone who might think about helping America.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:49 PM (0CG0Y)
I agree with an 'ette who said it was Kristalnacht. Starts with these folks, eventually it will expand to the rest of us. When that day comes...well, I refuse to go, let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at September 09, 2022 09:52 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: jim
They must be at least 50 by now.
Yuck
The Admiral sez maybe
Posted by: Biden Administration freaks at September 09, 2022 09:51 PM (eW8O/)
The singers were constantly recycled to keep them young.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Greg's Greatest Hits at September 09, 2022 09:53 PM (BXxcV)
I've been wondering how you've been. Hope you are well.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2022 09:54 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ynpvh)
I don't think that was me, I think I have only linked Dear Penis and Marty Feldman Eyes.
Was that Hadrian's link?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:54 PM (dNqv+)
Except longevity runs in the family. The Queen Mum I believe was 100, Elizabeth 96. Phillip was older than dirt.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 09, 2022 09:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ynpvh)
I don't think that was me, I think I have only linked Dear Penis and Marty Feldman Eyes.
Was that Hadrian's link?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:54 PM (dNqv+)
Ah, maybe. Too many links.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:54 PM (ynpvh)
I think I have tried to run down this song before, but never been able to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:32 PM (dNqv+)
There is a forum that does that. Like a living Shazam. You record what you can think of and humans listen and identify.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2022 09:55 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 09:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:57 PM (V13WU)
Is that the stuff made using Bog Peat?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)
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Dear Penis, won't you come out to play
Dear Penis, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Penis won't you come out to play
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 09:58 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:58 PM (ynpvh)
maybe that
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2022 09:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Furry at September 09, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 09:58 PM (6mvRv)
I'll bet we pay far more for our cunty politicians' extravagant lifestyles than the Brits pay for the royal family.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2022 10:00 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Oddball Miklos at September 09, 2022 10:00 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: Furry at September 09, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6WaHk8OrSI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blacksheep
More transparent, and probably cheaper, than supporting the DC grifters.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:01 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Greg's Greatest
Always with the negative waves, man.
Posted by: Oddball Miklos at September 09, 2022 10:00 PM (eW8O/)
Tsunamis often start with the ocean pulling away from the shore...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jewells45
Prince Phillip played a small but significant role in the research project that led to the creation of dirt.
Posted by: FUN FACTS with Miklos at September 09, 2022 10:03 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: jewells45
Prince Phillip played a small but significant role in the research project that led to the creation of dirt.
Posted by: FUN FACTS with Miklos at September 09, 2022 10:03 PM (eW8O/)
From what I read, he was the heir to Greece, but gave that up to become the Prince Consort.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:04 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/yw948jbx
The version on Tears from Heaven was better. Stronger on the male parts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:04 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2022 10:06 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: jim
Weather vs. Money
Hmmmm
And that Liz is a bit of a looker, no visible moustache in the way of my ladypeople
Posted by: Youthful Phil at September 09, 2022 10:06 PM (eW8O/)
https://tinyurl.com/yw948jbx
The version on Tears from Heaven was better. Stronger on the male parts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:04 PM (dNqv+)
Very nice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2022 10:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 10:07 PM (Bd6X8)
In any event, the whole process is interesting to observe as an outsider.
Now I want to play D&D for some reason ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:08 PM (6mvRv)
https://youtu.be/12bM1CqHoBY
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 10:07 PM (Bd6X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/mubuu7u2
Lol. I bought this CD from Barnes and Noble in school.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:09 PM (dNqv+)
"What does the Fox Say"- https://tinyurl.com/4w9zu3wt
Posted by: Javems at September 09, 2022 10:09 PM (AmoqO)
In any event, the whole process is interesting to observe as an outsider.
Now I want to play D&D for some reason ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:08 PM (6mvRv)
CD from Conan the Barbarian is EXCELLENT for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 09, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 09, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Caught what Joe has?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:12 PM (ynpvh)
Maybe someone forgot to tell tonight's CoB not to drink until after he posts the ONT.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 10:14 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 09, 2022 10:14 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
This is the way.
Posted by: Leonardo DeCaprio at September 09, 2022 10:14 PM (6TxNR)
You and your kin are in my prayers.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 09:31 PM
“I Got You” was my favorite of theirs.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 09, 2022 10:15 PM (rbKZ6)
You're Nom de Plume is a bit...confusing to me. Thawed or frozen?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:15 PM (sscS2)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:16 PM (sscS2)
He's cruel like that.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 10:16 PM (6TxNR)
You're Nom de Plume is a bit...confusing to me. Thawed or frozen?
Posted by: jim
Or - microwaved too long.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 10:16 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Manuel at September 09, 2022 10:16 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
He's cruel like that.
But I'm out of obscure shit to post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 10:17 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 09, 2022 10:17 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 09, 2022 10:17 PM (nxdel)
Nyut........ Nyut....... Nyut..... Siontenly !!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 09, 2022 10:17 PM (TJjL2)
He's cruel like that.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 10:16 PM (6TxNR)
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I suppose we could listen to the CutJibNewsletter Speaks podcast until the ONT is up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 10:17 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:18 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:18 PM (sscS2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - biding my time until... you know... at September 09, 2022 10:18 PM (9CqSJ)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 09, 2022 10:18 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: jewells45 at September 09, 2022 10:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 10:20 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Javems at September 09, 2022 10:20 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 10:21 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Javems
They don't look like ring wraiths at all. How disappointing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
The Darkness being real faggoty but no less than when you take yourself in hand. Which is the joke.
Girlfriend:
Hawkins showing off his vocal range. So very, very gay, in a way only straight men can be for a woman.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:23 PM (lKLIl)
Nine of them > https://tinyurl.com/rr4zvevj
Posted by: Javems at September 09, 2022 10:20 PM (AmoqO)
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For comparison, the Nazgul were also kings...and there were nine of them...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 10:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Javems at September 09, 2022 10:23 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 10:23 PM (zSEC+)
Posted by: Javems at September 09, 2022 10:20 PM
Holy shit, that's a lot of fancy-ass poofterage!
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ubf3w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (8J0DM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (0dpQU)
Hopefully he can free himself soon to animate the Habitrail and get the blog moving again.
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Javems
They don't look like ring wraiths at all. How disappointing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
Well, before the rings.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman
Hold tight, let me make you a sammich.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM (SRRAx)
Nine of them > https://tinyurl.com/rr4zvevj
A few more Kings:
https://youtu.be/sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yckja9t6
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman
Hold tight, let me make you a sammich.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
ooh! She makes sammiches! A keeper for somebody!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
HS Football in Texas is intense.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
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That's a good point. It's not just a game down there...It's a lifestyle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 10:26 PM (K5n5d)
Beautiful song that is going to bug me now because I have no idea what it is from.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 09:01 PM (dNqv+)
__________
Gonna take a shot in the dark. Franck's Panis Angelicus.
https://youtu.be/Ph2VYRscpds
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 10:27 PM (1Nxff)
Now this is a classic. Musical virtuosity and a bedtime tale of how papa Darkness met Mama Darkness, and how she HOOTS I CANNAE GET BACK TO ME HOOS IN BONNIE SCOTLAND
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:27 PM (lKLIl)
https://tinyurl.com/yckja9t6
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM (3AD8C)
She did have some pipes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:28 PM (gbzeC)
https://youtu.be/Ph2VYRscpds
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 10:27 PM (1Nxff)
No, that is beautiful. This is slower paced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 10:29 PM (zSEC+)
I thought the hamsters has a union, and lived in Australia. Trump free, so no FBI gulags.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yckja9t6
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 09, 2022 10:25 PM
She looks diseased...
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ubf3w)
Wow. Amy Winehouse has a personal set of airbags.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
She had a tat that said "Hello, Sailor"
https://is.gd/Jexi7n
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/4fy3ktrz
Other versions clang on my ear. The voices here meld perfectly, at least to me. In other versions with different singers, they sound almost atonal and out of sync.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:31 PM (dNqv+)
The Hampsters have evidence that will lead to the indictment and conviction of Hillary Clinton, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:32 PM (ubf3w)
Posted by: Nero at September 09, 2022 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Didn't she die a while back?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
Yup. I think she was only in her 20's. Overdose, I believe. She was supposed to sing the theme song to that Bond movie that Adele did instead.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Easily my favorite classic Darkness song.
I'd cross a thousand miles on broken glass, on my hands and knees
I would crawl if for a moment we could cease hostilities
This about the Israeli/Palestine apartheid! No, just kidding, it's about a guy cheating on his chick. AND VIRTUOSOLY SINGING HIS APOLOGY! Beautiful.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:32 PM (lKLIl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:31 PM
OD'd at the ripe old age of 27!
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:33 PM (ubf3w)
Pass. Heard that a lot in dives all around the world, in my yut.
Emotional connectivity and no trips to the ER are better than a come-on from a woman of negotiable virtue.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 09, 2022 10:34 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (81/YL)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (ftFVW)
Pass. Heard that a lot in dives all around the world, in my yut.
Emotional connectivity and no trips to the ER are better than a come-on from a woman of negotiable virtue.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
LOL, I like that way you put that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (81/YL)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (6mvRv)
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That's what I feel when I have to listen to ABBA.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (6mvRv)
Lord of the Flies?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
It's certain to come up again in days to come, so nobody's missing much. Charles is not lazy. WSJ had an article some time ago on his actual "work" while he was P of W, and although it was all new-agey, he made a lot of money. He was a good manager of Crown ventures, and got up a firm to make and sell organic food-related goods that brings in millions of pounds a year. OTOH, he's just about as honest in business as the other green CEO's, and has been, over the decades, criticised and investigated for things like tax avoidance and exerting unfair competitive advantage.
But he is wealthy in his own right, not just on allowance, and may pick up some of his Davos CEO attitude by hanging around with a lot of Davos CEO colleagues. Interesting prep work for kingin'.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (x61Im)
ISTR it was 47 minutes late one night. Not sure who was the COB.
CBD or ace, if they feel the need, usually drop an open thread.
I bet the back end of getting posts online has a lot of offramps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 09, 2022 10:35 PM (6mvRv)
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That's what I feel when I have to listen to ABBA.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hey, the ladies were not bad looking, especially the blonde.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8knzte
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 09, 2022 10:36 PM (3AD8C)
That's the song. Fat chicks need loving, too.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (lKLIl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2022 10:00 PM (XIJ/X)
The yearly cost of AF1 alone is probably more than the monarchy costs a year.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (zSEC+)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 10:38 PM (LsEU/)
A few minutes more, and I shall demand a full refund of the fee for admission to ONT...
And I paid extra for the first comment this evening!
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:38 PM (ubf3w)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:39 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: MikosWatch at September 09, 2022 10:39 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (gbzeC)
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Maybe he's searching for something worse than Yoko or Tanya Tagaq. Like the audio version of Fat Man on Ottoman.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Feral She Hobbit at September 09, 2022 10:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (gbzeC)
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WeirdDave does the Thurs/Fri ONTs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: LRob in TX at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (KTPXo)
FBI RAIDS HAMPSTERS
ONT subpoened by J6 Committee
Russian nucular Secrets
And boobs
Posted by: MikosWatch at September 09, 2022 10:39 PM (eW8O/)
Hampster boobs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (WKYig)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (zSEC+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Taco.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: LRob in TX
I sure hope that isn't a requirement around these parts.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (LsEU/)
Congrats on buying the house in TN project. May it go smoother than the search.
Quick, someone put up the Meme generator, and aim it at the full moon. Then increase the power. Than might help.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (ubf3w)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (gbzeC)
MisHum doesn't (normally) do the Friday ONT...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2022 10:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (lKLIl)
There is somebody for everybody. That's a rule.
Posted by: Javems at September 09, 2022 10:41 PM (AmoqO)
Frantic tempo, schoolyard humor, rolling in the hay, assume the worst.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:41 PM (lKLIl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 09, 2022 10:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 10:41 PM (zSEC+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 09, 2022 10:37 PM (gbzeC)
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WeirdDave does the Thurs/Fri ONTs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
MisHum: "Dave, I thought you were doing the ONT"
WDave: "No, you're doing it tonight"
MisHum: "Wut?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos buys 'em by the Huge Tract at September 09, 2022 10:42 PM (eW8O/)
Posted by: mea culpa at September 09, 2022 10:45 PM (lKLIl)
https://youtu.be/DSvVZoT0-G8
And finally, the Hu. No, not THAT Who. The Hu.
https://youtu.be/eb3ysMtu8t0
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2022 08:51 PM (Ivdso)
How about some Uptown Savages?
https://youtu.be/E0ho4royFIo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2022 10:47 PM (FbKiX)
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Canadian money, too, I guess.
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