Professor: Optional Masks are Mandatory in My Classroom, Racists

An "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" declares that anyone not wearing a mask in her class -- where the school policy says that masks are optional -- is a racist.

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The CDC finally said we were allowed to do what we all sane people have been doing for a year anyway.

Dissolve the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Last week, the CDC released updated COVID-19 guidance. The agency now believes we should be taking an individual approach to mitigating our COVID risk. In layman's terms, we are all Florida 2020 now.

The new guidance suggests ending "test to stay" so kids exposed to someone with COVID-19 can remain in school. Of course, this was only related to known exposure. People are exposed to COVID all the time, but only children who were aware of that exposure were punished. Kids lost so much throughout the pandemic because of terrible, irrational CDC guidance like this.

The fresh guidance also says people without symptoms no longer need to be routinely tested.

And the CDC permits us to come within six feet of each other again. Finally! Husbands, tell your wives it's on!

But most important, the agency has finally faced some truths about the vaccine that it should have long ago. "CDC's COVID-19 prevention recommendations no longer differentiate based on a person's vaccination status because breakthrough infections occur." And it's admitted that "persons who have had COVID-19 but are not vaccinated have some degree of protection against severe illness from their previous infection."

Cities across the country fired teachers, firefighters, health-care staffers, police officers, sanitation workers and so many others because they refused to get vaccinated. Many of these people had worked through the early days of the pandemic -- and contracted COVID many times over -- while we baked banana bread and patted ourselves on the back for ordering from Uber Eats. Now the CDC acknowledges this was the wrong thing to do. Whoopsie!


The new guidance is all fine and good, sane even, but it’s August 2022 and fully absurd that the CDC is only now recognizing that people aren’t staying six feet apart and that a previous COVID-19 infection offers a layer of protection similar to the vaccine.

Certified literal-hair-tearing freak and Seasoned Citizen Taylor Lorenz greeted this news in her usual non-mentally-ill way:

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It's not the world's obligation to climb into the plastic bubble with the boy, Taylor.

And I have a feeling that you have self-diagnosed with every trendy #FashionForward disease you've read about online.

This was nice:

Fauci booed last week. They must all just hate truth, integrity, and Science, which he embodies.

Jerry Dunleavy joked, "They're not saying 'BOOOO,' they're saying 'BOOOO-STERSSS.'"

Posted by: Ace at 04:38 PM




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1 Very centering.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (N1tpc)

2 Wear a mask. Abort your baby. Got it.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (sn5EN)

3 i feel such inner peace. like i'm suddenly centered...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (WhsXQ)

4 Yes, Taylor. I am marching on. Do what you will.

Posted by: the whole wide world at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (dTFZY)

5 One nice thing is you get to know who the real freaks are by seeing who's still playing the mask game.

I went to my kid's orientation and probably 10% of the parents were still masked.

Posted by: Blago at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (PwNLq)

6 Ignore these stupid Tuesdays. Stop giving them the attention they crave.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (TU8Tj)

7 You can have your mask, perfesser, but I have my LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT OF DEATH!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (Qy7kP)

8 Center punched. And Top 10!

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (RKLPC)

9 Remember, the left believes in SCIENCE!

So mask up peons, and before you have anal sex with 20 random guys remember to put bandaids on your open sores.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)

10 News flash for Lawrence Taylor the world has always tended to march on.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (VdGjU)

11 HOLD THE CENTER!

Posted by: Some Centurion at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)

12 F*ck Fauci

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (TNyrE)

13 These retard science tyrants make me feel uncentered, ironically

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)

14 Let's get college students to mask up...who have little risk from COVID...while Nancy Pelosi and co go party maskless.

Because that makes perfect sense!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (ESjRY)

15 Go fuck yourself, fascist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (HJDAV)

16 I love we're all Florida 2020 now.

And the booing of Fauci is heartwarming!

Posted by: Iris at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (NaH5I)

17 I noodled.

And she seems nice.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (906pl)

18 Listen, you fucking gringo, I'm a bigoted Mexican lecturer at a modern American university. I could promise to peg you with a strap on shaped like a taco and not get-

Oh, my next class filled up. To the waiting list with you!

Posted by: Jessica Jambon at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (vR+xf)

19 I'm sure her classes are teeming with conservatives who will fight her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

20 Why are professors so uniformly stupid?
And why am I so centered, suddenly?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (1n+EO)

21 Also, Blacks and Hispanics are big on non-masking, at least around my part of WA. I'd LOVE to see this bitch accuse them of racism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)

22 Apparently the rest of FedGov hasn't caught up to the CDC because they're still making us filthy un-vaxxed test this week, due to Chi-Com Wu-Flu "community levels."

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (RKLPC)

23 top ten!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (aXaSz)

24 What I want to do when I see someone with a mask on (especially out of doors) is point and laugh. Or ask them, " ooh, are you ill? You should go home to bed." But mostly just point and laugh.

But my mother raised me to be more polite than that.

Posted by: Flyover at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (Rbu5d)

25 lol not. even. close

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (aXaSz)

26 The left does this on Education, too: We can't let some children get ahead! We will screw over every smart kid (in PUBLIC SCHOOLS, not private, LOL SCRUBS!) and make sure they don't learn anything while the class goes at the pace of the slowest kid.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (N1tpc)

27 Serious question here, when does the COVID bullshit completely end? Like when will we stop seeing absolute retards wearing masks?

Posted by: james at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (mfQ8z)

28 It'll keep the good looking people from getting all uppity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (FVME7)

29 Dr. Fauci was met with a crowd full of boo's while being "honored" at tonight's @Mariners game in Seattle.

==========

They were saying "Boo-urns."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

30 [/blockquote]

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(yeah, I doubt it...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (llON8)

31 It's not the world's obligation to climb into the plastic bubble with the boy, Taylor.

But how else do you touch the little boy?

Posted by: Hollywood at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (cupoy)

32 21 Why are professors so uniformly stupid?
And why am I so centered, suddenly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (1n+EO)

The left keeps sprinting leftward.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (HJDAV)

33 I don't like being the center of attention. Waaa.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (ftFVW)

34 Tenure in women's, gender and sexuality studies...

In other words, completely useless.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

35 It's not the world's obligation to climb into the plastic bubble with the boy, Taylor.

But how else do you touch the little boy?
Posted by: Hollywood at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (cupoy)

Well that explains John Travolta's gayness. Groomed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (XvPQV)

36 When college students give up wearing their masks, then we'll know masks are over.

Posted by: Ziba at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (4h9M3)

37 It's "ableist" not to act medically crippled?

They literally want The Handicapper General from Harrison Bergeron.

Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (OzNIz)

38 How is Taylor Lorenz "high-risk" or "medically vulnerable"??? I mean, besides her mental illness(es).

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)

39 Libtard anxiety puts me in my happy place .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (MkQ3W)

40 What's this, about the center not holding?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (Rl7KJ)

41 35 Tenure in women's, gender and sexuality studies...

In other words, completely useless.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

==========

What happens when an entire department gets shuttered? Do those tenured get to squat in the offices that are suddenly leased out to an outside company for their use?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

42 >>> 11 News flash for Lawrence Taylor the world has always tended to march on.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (VdGjU)

I'm in the Hall of Fame. That no-talent assclown should change *her* name.

Posted by: Lawrence Taylor, #56 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (llON8)

43 I suggest Taylor Lorenz proceed with her anticipated reaction to lack of a plan.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (TNyrE)

44 Serious question here, when does the COVID bullshit completely end? Like when will we stop seeing absolute retards wearing masks?
___

It doesn't.
We won't.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (R037X)

45 39 How is Taylor Lorenz "high-risk" or "medically vulnerable"??? I mean, besides her mental illness(es).
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)

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Her highly advanced age.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

46 Aside from being obviously mentally ill how is Lorenz high risk/medically vulnerable? Are deranged lunatics more susceptible to the China virus?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (ZLI7S)

47 If Ace had masked, the comments wouldn't be messed up. Checkmate plebs

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LZpcP)

48 I don't mind mask wearers now. It's good for the crazy and mentally ill to self-identify.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

49 hiya

Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

Try getting your head outta your ass !

Posted by: JT at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (T4tVD)

50
I guaranfuckingtee this c****nt "professor is on tik-tok, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (93/8p)

51 "Refusing to mask indoors is a manifestation of ableism and racism"

How? How "of racism"?
I mean, it's not, but how could that argument even be made?

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (0ixKl)

52 Make Nuremberg Trials Great Again!

Starring rat-fuck ferret-face Faucistein ... his smug mug itself a crime against humanity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (/zGjg)

53 Aside from being obviously mentally ill how is Lorenz high risk/medically vulnerable? Are deranged lunatics more susceptible to the China virus?
Posted by: JackStraw

More susceptible to losing their shit over it.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (ftFVW)

54 I've lost my justification.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (e+yf1)

55 48 If Ace had masked, the comments wouldn't be messed up. Checkmate plebs
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LZpcP)

Chuy does not play that game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

56 And btw who is "unable" to get vaccinated?
Literally no one that's who.

Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)

57

I make $3,000 a week teaching my internet exercise program, " Jacking it to the Oldies " - you can too!

Posted by: Sarah's Pole Dancing Emporium at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (DwOcj)

58 48 If Ace had masked, the comments wouldn't be messed up. Checkmate plebs
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LZpcP)

; )

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (0ixKl)

59 45 Serious question here, when does the COVID bullshit completely end? Like when will we stop seeing absolute retards wearing masks?
___

It doesn't.
We won't.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (R037X)

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5% of the population will never, ever let COVID go. They will follow stats forever. They will bleach their vegetables forever. They will mask alone in their cars forever. They are broken, and they all vote Democrat. This is going to unnaturally alter internal Democratic politics in ways that the establishment is going to hate for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

60 I don't mind mask wearers now. It's good for the crazy and mentally ill to self-identify.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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That's pretty much my take.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (R037X)

61 Pro-Mask, Pro-Abortion eh?

My body, my choice or not, toots? Make up your mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (Ivdso)

62 In her profile pic, it looks like Lorenz is auditioning for a role in Blossom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (HJDAV)

63 In response to Taylor's statement about letting her die. I'm quite okay with that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (bkUtD)

64 How is Taylor Lorenz "high-risk" or "medically vulnerable"??? I mean, besides her mental illness(es).
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)

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Her highly advanced age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

LOL
She's going to need lotion for that burn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

65
This is just another Totalitarian "epiphany" from an Idiotic Internet Oracle.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (93/8p)

66 I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and
Sexuality Studies


Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies?

That's like the BLT of Lame.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (5NkmN)

67 I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies

That's far less impressive than Peter Venkman's "I have Ph.Ds in parapsychology and psychology".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)

68 I went to Costco this weekend and I haven't seen so many masked people in well over a year. Guess it says something about the demographics at Costco. Some people will never let go.

Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)

69 Could have been sponge...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (53oGX)

70 Retards gonna retard.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (gryET)

71 No, toots, you do *not* wish you could "share your privilege" with me. You want to impose your will and you have a defensive mechanism that allows you to do so.

You have the ultimate privilege: tyrant privilege. In your tiny (and fake - but that's beside the point) domain where you have power, you exercise that power and impose your will.

Take your mealy-mouthed, academic prattle and cram it up your ass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (WWh8n)

72 The govt COVID mandate FAR 52.223-99 and DFARS 252.223-7999, both titled “Ensuring Adequate COVID Safety Protocols for Federal Contractors,” should be rescinded but probably NEVER will be.

Posted by: Iris at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (NaH5I)

73 This comment won't age well.
Enjoy its symmetry.
While you can.
Please.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (e+yf1)

74 The only bright spot in the coming crash is that no one will have time for this nonsense.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (Qy7kP)

75 Pow! Right in the middle?

Posted by: micky at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (3byMq)

76 An "interdiscipinary Latina feminist . . . scholar" is not a scholar. Next.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

77 https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=1918705

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (tX3BM)

78 I still see some people with masks in SC. Mostly tourists, I expect, or with poor immune systems. At least I hope so, because they will be gone soon.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (nnp+f)

79 I think everyone should use a wheelchair, because someone else has to.

Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (OzNIz)

80 that bitch is the walking embodiment of "leftist meme"

how many words does it take to say "the mask is our modern swastika" because "we're the real fash"

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (OuH7W)

81 That fat assed latinex mask mandator and groomer needs to be fired.

But first, she can blow me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (X/UGK)

82 So she demands her version of the hijab in her mosque.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (BxYWi)

83 so now Laurenz Taylor is disabled? It is "differently abled"?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of MSNBC at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (Ynyl9)

84 >>> 57 And btw who is "unable" to get vaccinated?
Literally no one that's who.
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)

The magic word commies use is "access". As in, you are denying "access" to food if you won't give it to people because they don't have money to pay for it. People who are paying attention may say something about inversion.

Posted by: Lawrence Taylor, #56 at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (llON8)

85
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

86 I'm in the Hall of Fame. That no-talent assclown should change *her* name.
Posted by: Lawrence Taylor[/]i

what he said

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (Ivdso)

87 I see the blog has centered its chakras...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (gryET)

88 aww...it's fixed now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

89 Waah, I'm uncentered now.

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (0ixKl)

90 sock-fail #56

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (llON8)

91 Speaking of Fauci, my brother just tested positive for Covid. It's really odd. He's in a very public facing job, his whole family had Covid months ago, and just now he tests positive for the first time.

He's a young, healthy guy and I don't think he got any of the boosters.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)

92 60 45 Serious question here, when does the COVID bullshit completely end? Like when will we stop seeing absolute retards wearing masks?
___

It doesn't.
We won't.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (R037X)

==========

5% of the population will never, ever let COVID go. They will follow stats forever. They will bleach their vegetables forever. They will mask alone in their cars forever. They are broken, and they all vote Democrat. This is going to unnaturally alter internal Democratic politics in ways that the establishment is going to hate for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

All you need to know to know this is true is that this tard linked masking with racism. Covid will never die.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

93 Did Dr. Science get the ball close to the plate?

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (DB16e)

94 liberal memes are like ace movie reviews

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)

95 The overwhelming majority of the mask wearing stragglers I see are chicks. Their masks seems to break 70% to 30% as a fashion accessory.


Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

96 Quick, without looking:

According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?

Mandela Effect incoming.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)

97 I saw a post collating shitlib twitter reactions where a bunch of people say the same thing that Lorenz says, nearly verbatim. The Narrative must flow...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (q5ky+)

98 get it? see? they use a lot of words

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)

99 OT: https://tinyurl.com/4hmpc5e8

Thank goodness. Wikipedia is finally tackling that problem of (squints) whether The Babylon Bee and Not The Bee are 'reliable sources'. We're saved! It should be plainly obvious that The Babylon Bee is America's Paper of Record and Prophecy. Not the Bee is a fine companion to The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (sAmhv)

100 I guaranfuckingtee this c****nt "professor is on tik-tok, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (93/8p)

I am having fun trying to figure out what could be under the asterisks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (HJDAV)

101 Cities across the country fired teachers, firefighters, health-care staffers, police officers, sanitation workers and so many others because they refused to get vaccinated. Many of these people had worked through the early days of the pandemic -- and contracted COVID many times over -- while we baked banana bread and patted ourselves on the back for ordering from Uber Eats. Now the CDC acknowledges this was the wrong thing to do. Whoopsie!
++++
The coercion in the vaccine space - people getting fired and the far greater number of people submitting to an experimental medical procedure they did not want to avoid losing their livelihoods - is enough all on its own to dismantle the entire "public health" apparatus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)

102 Aside from being obviously mentally ill how is Lorenz high risk/medically vulnerable? Are deranged lunatics more susceptible to the China virus?
Posted by: JackStraw

More susceptible to losing their shit over it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (ftFVW)

I don't think we should take any chances where it comes to the precious national treasure, Taylor Lorenz. Just to be completely safe from both Covid, and the monkey disease, we should probs tie a plastic bag over her head.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (CCf67)

103 I went to Costco this weekend and I haven't seen so many masked people in well over a year. Guess it says something about the demographics at Costco. Some people will never let go.
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022


***
When Costco completely bought into this hysteria, I completely rejected my idea of getting a membership for the cheap(er) gas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

104 According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?

1. you can't mandela God.
2. the lion?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)

105 "But first, she can blow me --Hairyback Guy"

Your dick. Your choice.

Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (OzNIz)

106 84 >>> 57 And btw who is "unable" to get vaccinated?
Literally no one that's who.
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)

The magic word commies use is "access". As in, you are denying "access" to food if you won't give it to people because they don't have money to pay for it. People who are paying attention may say something about inversion.
Posted by: Lawrence Taylor, #56 at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (llON

Oh, is this also the racism angle?

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (0ixKl)

107 68 I went to Costco this weekend and I haven't seen so many masked people in well over a year. Guess it says something about the demographics at Costco. Some people will never let go.
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)

Went to Costco last Thursday evening. Wonderfully not busy. But there was an illegal panhandling. Inside.

Posted by: Flyover at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (Rbu5d)

108
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)
++++
That one works regardless of centering!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (WWh8n)

109 How to know when your professor is cray cray-

Teaching Interests:
Performance Studies, Women of Color
Feminisms, LGBTQ Studies, Gender Studies,
Transnational Feminisms, Hip Hop Studies,
Black Studies, Latinx Studies, Sub/Cultural
Studies, Digital Humanities

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (NpAcC)

110 Quick, without looking:

According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?


Hunter Biden?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (5NkmN)

111 67 I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies

That's far less impressive than Peter Venkman's "I have Ph.Ds in parapsychology and psychology".


that's nothing. i have degrees in both murderology and murderonomy.

Posted by: dr. zoidberg at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (oY6Yp)

112 Taylor Lorenz: "Do they want us to just die as the world marches on??!!"

The world: "Your terms are acceptable."

Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (gS3OW)

113 103 I went to Costco this weekend and I haven't seen so many masked people in well over a year. Guess it says something about the demographics at Costco. Some people will never let go.
Posted by: brak at A

where I live, the based normies and poors is in one direction, towards teh costco.

in the other direction are rich bugpeople with no muscle tone.

so at costco no masks but lotsa burkas while in the other direction lotsa masks and skinny fat arms

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (OuH7W)

114 From RatemyProf:

"Why can't you just teach, instead you lecture about your own personal problems, you shouldn't be shaping any minds because you think every one of the fellow students are racist. You are a mask freak. Teaching style terrible, not to mention she tries to force you into her point of view. As a teacher she should ingest other ideals, but does not."

"Extreme lack of professionalism. If you don't pretend to agree with her, you won't do well. She's literally wants to make students believe they are victims, hate the USA, and hate white males. She LOVES to talk about herself as if she is some type of God-like figure leading the people. Reality is she is an extremist hiding in education."

"This professor is a mentally challenged person who was awarded a job with authority over young adults. She is an extremist and racist ."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

115 60 I don't mind mask wearers now. It's good for the crazy and mentally ill to self-identify.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I still remember where the Biden signs were in my neighborhood.

Posted by: clutch at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (9UmRs)

116 Yeah Buddy. Somebody locked me in next door.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (R5lpX)

117 I went to Costco this weekend and I haven't seen so many masked people in well over a year. Guess it says something about the demographics at Costco. Some people will never let go.

Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)

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The elitist professor should hold her classes there, but Costco is too closely associated with the deplorables level of society.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (TNyrE)

118 96 Quick, without looking:

According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?

Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)

The lion.

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (0ixKl)

119 Serious question here, when does the COVID bullshit completely end?

Only if we get Nuremberg trials and hang some of the participants.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY)

120 Although we should go easy on Lorentz, she has just been reminded by the death of Anne Heche that Taylor's youthful looks are just as dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (HJDAV)

121 I guess that at least a third of the people shopping in my suburban Portland community are still masked.

It's just amazing.

I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

122 If your going to brainwash the students into Marxism, you need to keep the shackles on

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (k8B25)

123 No Miss Lorenz, I expect you to die.

Posted by: Dr. polynikes no at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (RH1Zb)

124 2. the lion?
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM

Not anymore. They all say the wolf, now.

Like I said.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (M9XmQ)

125 118 96 Quick, without looking:

According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?

Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)

The lion.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (0ixKl)

A duck!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (HJDAV)

126 The coercion in the vaccine space - people getting fired and the far greater number of people submitting to an experimental medical procedure they did not want to avoid losing their livelihoods - is enough all on its own to dismantle the entire "public health" apparatus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022


***
If my employer had not recognized my religious status on this jab last fall, I was prepared to let them fire me, take my SS and pension, collect unemployment (if I could), and SUE THEIR ASSES for discrimination.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (J2vNu)

127 People are still talking about masks? Did I travel back to June 2020?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (Qd9jD)

128 >>> 110 Quick, without looking:

According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?


Hunter Biden?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (5NkmN)

I was helping that lamb over the fence.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (llON8)

129 I am having fun trying to figure out what could be under the asterisks.

"Courant" its a frenchy word for an image of an animal running. Those grayhounds in that image are au courant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (Ivdso)

130 I suggest that the students in the Women's gender, sexuality and whatever the fuck studies forego the mask and go straight to a bag over their heads.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (j9WVp)

131 How? How "of racism"?
I mean, it's not, but how could that argument even be made?

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (0ixKl)

--------

"Because white people have financial privilege and can afford to get sick, whereas all POC are targeted by racist diseases like cancer and crack and AIDS (all three created by the CIA to commit genocides), not to mention a healthcare system that kills them faster & more efficiently than even cops do, h8r!'"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZPJb6)

132
That Latinx tenured Sammich Studies perfessor could use some remedial 7th grade English courses. Even for Twatter, that's damned incoherent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (n+4am)

133 sure, the wolf makes sense because shepherds were warding off doggies and not fucking lions

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (OuH7W)

134 Just at grocery store I think masks are more prevalent than months ago

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (k8B25)

135 This is actually a pet peeve. Dying is part of life. People die all the time. Some people will grieve your death. Get ready.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (VdGjU)

136 >5% of the population will never, ever let COVID go. They will follow stats forever. They will bleach their vegetables forever. They will mask alone in their cars forever. They are broken, and they all vote Democrat. This is going to unnaturally alter internal Democratic politics in ways that the establishment is going to hate for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

Before the spell hanging over the population broke, I was convinced it was going to be on the order of 30%. Even in my fairly leftist AO, it's only about 5% now, which is surprisingly pleasing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (q5ky+)

137 According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?

Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)

-----------

Aardvarks? Lemurs? I have other guesses.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (Qy7kP)

138 I still think they plan on using Covid for mail-in balloting in PA and WI. I don't care what legislation or Court orders they may have. If they have everything in place to send out ballots and a Governor willing to say go, what would stop them?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (qH6FZ)

139 You would think that through her many many decades on earth that Taylor Lorenz would have realized that yes, it is the medically vulnerable who die. That's kinda who is filling up the morgues.
The only super healthy people who die are victims of car wrecks or gunshots. Or, more recently, clot shot vaccines.

Posted by: Wally at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (FJYfm)

140 There were a lot of people giving that goblin a standing ovation.

Posted by: the rectification is going to be messy at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (nhAi8)

141 118 96 Quick, without looking:

According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?

Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)

The lion.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (0ixKl)

I KNEW I didn't belong in the Wolf timeline...now where's my time machine...?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)

142 If you listen to what these lunatics are saying, that masks are necessary to protect the ‘most vulnerable’ people, then they are saying the quiet part out loud: masks today, masks tomorrow, masks forever. There will ALWAYS be people especially vulnerable to some illness or disease.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (PhgUs)

143 Yeah, it's wolf now, I guess. Always has been, right? Even the 1611.

Reddit link.

https://tinyurl.com/2m53cxt8

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (M9XmQ)

144 133 sure, the wolf makes sense because shepherds were warding off doggies and not fucking lions
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (OuH7W)

On the other hand, it was the middle east. That may have been their term for lamb friendly shepherds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (HJDAV)

145 The compromised can wear a mask or stay home, as they used to before the scam started.

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (8EFP5)

146 Is it really any surprise that a professor of fields which teach the postmodern idea that truth is a lie and everything we do is exert power over each other is.... enforcing her power over her students? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (LZpcP)

147 Second look at Sharia?

Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (OzNIz)

148 I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

I was thinking today on the same lines about a different subject. Not all liberals don't pick up their dog poop but all dog poop not picked up is from liberals.

Posted by: Dr. polynikes no at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (RH1Zb)

149 I suggest that the students in the Women's gender, sexuality and whatever the fuck studies forego the mask and go straight to a bag over their heads.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (j9WVp)

Handy Tip: Air holes can be added after with an ice pick.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (CCf67)

150 If my employer had not recognized my religious status on this jab last fall, I was prepared to let them fire me, take my SS and pension, collect unemployment (if I could), and SUE THEIR ASSES for discrimination.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (J2vNu)
++++
I had made peace with my impending unemployment and was on the fence about suing them. I would have "no standing" (I'm sure) and would need my money to make it through until I could find a job. Thankfully that didn't happen, but I was planning for them to fire me over it. I know at least four coworkers who capitulated and got it under duress. They were very, very bitter about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (WWh8n)

151
"Mix"

Kids today think "mx" is a real and normal word. They are calling their groomer "teachers" "Mx."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (93/8p)

152 I guess that at least a third of the people shopping in my suburban Portland community are still masked.

It's just amazing.

I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022


***
Some of it is trendy fashion statement. This morning I saw a woman coming in to work in another building with her face diaper the exact same flower color and pattern as her blouse (which itself probably required enough material to re-skin the Hindenburg).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (J2vNu)

153 131 How? How "of racism"?
I mean, it's not, but how could that argument even be made?

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (0ixKl)

--------

"Because white people have financial privilege and can afford to get sick, whereas all POC are targeted by racist diseases like cancer and crack and AIDS (all three created by the CIA to commit genocides), not to mention a healthcare system that kills them faster & more efficiently than even cops do, h8r!'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZPJb6)

Thank you.

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (0ixKl)

154 136 Before the spell hanging over the population broke, I was convinced it was going to be on the order of 30%. Even in my fairly leftist AO, it's only about 5% now, which is surprisingly pleasing.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (q5ky+)

==========

I chose 5% because 5% is about where things get statistically abnormal by definition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

155 The Medical Establishment really covered themselves in feces these past few years.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2022 04:54 PM (i1Cr7)

156 85
( . ) ( . )


Cold in here.

Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (gS3OW)

157 Llamas? Was it alpacas? Couldn't have been a pangolin, could it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (Qy7kP)

158 The crazed masktards I see here either have blue "medical" masks they reuse over and over or the hilarious looking chicken beak N95 kind. The N95 people are like scared mice that scurry away from you if you get close in a grocery store. Their brains are completely fried at this point.

Posted by: james at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (mfQ8z)

159 I see an odd lunatic here and there with a mask. But it is well below 1% of the population. My ‘nabe is very leftie )lotsa Uke flags flying proudly) and nobody wears a fucking mask and hasn’t for well over a year.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Qd9jD)

160 so the doj took trump's passports...seems legit.

so much for fleeing to saudi arabia or estonia

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (OuH7W)

161 Good news! If you don't mask you are a white supremacist, but if you don't believe in climate change, you are also a white supremacist!

Also, all mass shootings are the fault of white supremacy.

https://atmos.earth/
climate-denial-mass-shootings-white-supremacy/

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (I2/tG)

162 >>I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies

Where is Longshanks to toss a bitch out the window when you need him?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

163 I do not wish death upon Ms Lorenz but it is inevitable, its the one thing we call can count on in this life. The problem with her statement is that it contains a host of presuppositions that are unwarranted end unargued. She is presuming:

-That people who get the Wuhan Flu will die
-That people who don't wear masks are infecting "the world" with the Wuhan Flu
-That people who wear masks are only protected if everyone else wears masks
-That masks are of any significant help in protecting anyone from the Wuhan Flu.
-That there are no remedies or options other than masking and dying.
etc

Lefties do this a lot, they load up their statements with tons of presumptions that are nonsense, but if you take time to deal with each one, everyone gets bored and they've move on to 17 other similar statements that have to be torn down. I don't know if its on purpose or they just are so filled with so much falsehood and nonsense that it just pours out like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Ivdso)

164 One nice thing is you get to know who the real freaks are by seeing who's still playing the mask game.
Posted by: Blago at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM


I plan to wear a mask the next time I play poker -- To reduce my "tells".

Posted by: Chuck C at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (xttsV)

165 The Medical Establishment really covered themselves in feces these past few years.
Posted by: garrett

ew

Posted by: JT at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (T4tVD)

166 they're also following the Weissmann model that they used with Flynn where they can't show the actual evidence of a crime because ... they don't want to. because they made it up.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (OuH7W)

167 Fauci is such a glory hound. Why is he throwing out balls? Sad really.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (0Qrr3)

168 >>> 153
--------

"Because white people have financial privilege and can afford to get sick, whereas all POC are targeted by racist diseases like cancer and crack and AIDS (all three created by the CIA to commit genocides), not to mention a healthcare system that kills them faster & more efficiently than even cops do, h8r!'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZPJb6)

Thank you.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (0ixKl)

shorter commies: *everything* is racist.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (llON8)

169 162 >>I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies

Where is Longshanks to toss a bitch out the window when you need him?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

He might still be a prisoner on an island somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

170 And the wolf will dwell with the lamb, and the leopard will lie down with the kid, and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little boy will lead them. Isaiah 11:6 (NASB)

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (R037X)

171 my brother just tested positive for Covid. It's really odd. He's in a very public facing job, his whole family had Covid months ago, and just now he tests positive for the first time.
==
The tests are shit.

Posted by: is he sick? He could have it or not at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (xKvBb)

172 Giraffe? Wolverines?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (Qy7kP)

173 My ears must be bad. I could barely hear any boos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

174 What I want to do when I see someone with a mask on (especially out of doors) is point and laugh. Or ask them, " ooh, are you ill? You should go home to bed." But mostly just point and laugh.

But my mother raised me to be more polite than that.
Posted by: Flyover at August 15, 2022


***
They would have harassed those of us who knew better, and did, for two years. Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (J2vNu)

175 I still think they plan on using Covid for mail-in balloting in PA and WI. I don't care what legislation or Court orders they may have. If they have everything in place to send out ballots and a Governor willing to say go, what would stop them?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (qH6FZ)

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Why, the current right-wing nut-job SCOTUS!

/BWAHAHAHAHAHA, I keel me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (/Q/9J)

176 I saw a young couple with a boy that looked to be 7. All were masked. Stupid people will never give it up and will still get sick.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (9WSy4)

177 And the wolf will dwell with the lamb, and the leopard will lie down with
==
but the gender studies professor will lie down with no one.

Posted by: That's prophecy right there man at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (xKvBb)

178 From the last thread, but it's SARS-2 related -

"Video shows Shanghai shoppers scramble to break out of Ikea store after snap lockdown announced. "

I was watching a video blog (The China Show) on YouTube. The hosts mentioned that when the Shanghai lockdown was finally lifted, a lot of residents went on vacation to Hainan, so that they could get out of their cramped apartments and enjoy life a bit. And then Hainan got hit with lockdown orders.

Posted by: junior at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (aqgsz)

179 158 The crazed masktards I see here either have blue "medical" masks they reuse over and over or the hilarious looking chicken beak N95 kind. The N95 people are like scared mice that scurry away from you if you get close in a grocery store. Their brains are completely fried at this point.

My mask of choice when I'm supposed to wear one, and can't really get out of it, is the one with a picture of a nose with copious amounts of snot dribbling down over the partially open mouth.

I've got a cow one too, with the cow's tongue shoved up a nostril.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (CCf67)

180
( . ) ( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mars at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)

181 I went out Saturday in Houston to the City Center which is a layout of restaurants, shops and bars where you can walk to and from. I think I saw two masks out of the hundreds of people who were out and about.

Posted by: Dr. polynikes no at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (RH1Zb)

182 Even the parts of the excerpted NYPost column are characteristically weak, lazy, illogical. The new guidance isn't "sane and good". Far from it. Because it *continues* to be based, explicitly and implicitly, on unscientific nonsense that ignores both science and observational history.

None of the "mitigation" mitigates. It was known it would not. No "vaccine" for influenza has ever worked, there was no chance this one would either.

What is the sum total of "guidance" regarding influenza, which is with us all the time, peaking (surprise!) during certain periods, consistent with the Hope-Simpson observations and patterns? Stay home if you're sick (which is just good manners, not even "public health").

The ridiculous freak "academic" up top, or was it whoever that nobody is that ace always bats around, referred to medical settings. News flash: masks don't work - in medical settings, at Disneyland, on Thursdays, in certain latitudes, or in orbit. Jeebus. Known/researched for decades. Too little, too late, indeed. But that refers to the society and its institutions, not the CDC's latest absurd "guidance".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (OTzUX)

183 The performative "y'awlllllll" never fails to crack me up

Posted by: radar at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (9/IeZ)

184 OK, wolves and leopards were going to be my next guess.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (Qy7kP)

185 138 I still think they plan on using Covid for mail-in balloting in PA and WI. I don't care what legislation or Court orders they may have. If they have everything in place to send out ballots and a Governor willing to say go, what would stop them?

Posted by: lowandslow
------------------
Criminal contempt of court. Scotus actually did that around the turn of the 20th century regarding an officially sanctioned lynching in Chattanooga.

Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (CXr4y)

186 I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.

I'll also note that the rate of masking seems much higher at the yuppie supermarket than at the local Kroger.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (I2/tG)

187 And the wolf will dwell with the lamb, and the leopard will lie down with the kid, and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little boy will lead them. Isaiah 11:6 (NASB)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Looking doesn't count. Everyone remembers lion. Just like everyone remembers Berenstein. Until they look.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (M9XmQ)

188 180
( . ) ( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mars at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)

===========

"I'd hit it."
-John Carter, first white man on Barsoom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

189 The Bubble President:

"The elections are in - and you're screwed"

"You President was elected into office just like your 90 year old dad - bereft of thought and feelings, I'm sorry..."

Dr. Jill: "He can't breathe...he can't breathe!"

Ron Klain: 'Yeah, so what...? On to Buttigieg!"

Posted by: Boswell at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (+Cgut)

190 I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies


And you probably make lousy sammiches.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (4useT)

191 KTE and I both have public facing jobs, her more so than me,and neither of us have ever tested +
But then like an idiot she got an effing booster for dumb reasons the other day and now I am worried sick that she just doomed herslf

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gbzeC)

192 Fauci is such a glory hound. Why is he throwing out balls? Sad really.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (0Qrr3)

Sounds like a spreader event ....

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (eoQWY)

193 I shall wear a Guy Fawkes mask.

Posted by: Hugo Weaving at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (PiwSw)

194
Second look at Sharia?
Posted by: Zek


You will enjoy this:

Man solves his wife's problem

https://youtu.be/xSlhGvsqzvs

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (93/8p)

195 "And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

Wait... what was the question?

Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gS3OW)

196 Looking doesn't count. Everyone remembers lion. Just like everyone remembers Berenstein. Until they look.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
___

Actually, I was confirming a poster up above that said wolf.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (R037X)

197 ( . ) ( . )


Cold in here.
Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (gS3OW)

Or something

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (XvPQV)

198 Presented without comment:

Michael Burry just reported selling all stock positions except for a private prison company who only benefits if someone starts enforcing immigration laws.

He thinks the bear market bounce is over and the market will make a new low soon. He expects the recession will be harsh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (z4DCN)

199 "I'd hit it."
-John Carter, first white man on Barsoom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM


Barsoom. Pfft.

Posted by: Tarl Cabot aka Bosk of Port Kar at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (xttsV)

200 That sounds so profoundly angry and, dare I say, strident.

I'm not surprised that she's a women's studies professor.

Posted by: Synova at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (BD/yx)

201 "I'd hit it."
-John Carter, first white man on Barsoom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

He had Dejah Thoris, so he did not have to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (HJDAV)

202
This busty blonde is fooly vaccinated and expects to return to the dating scene soon:
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut

Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)

203 Lefties do this a lot, they load up their statements with tons of presumptions that are nonsense, but if you take time to deal with each one, everyone gets bored and they've move on to 17 other similar statements that have to be torn down. I don't know if its on purpose or they just are so filled with so much falsehood and nonsense that it just pours out like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Rationalization is a human trait but those not recognizing that they are doing that are basing their decisions on emotions whether they want to or not.

Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (CXr4y)

204 195 "And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

Wait... what was the question?
Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gS3OW)

=========

How many do I count to?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

205
Teaching Interests:
Hip Hop Studies,
Black Studies
Posted by: redridinghood


That chick's whiter than a turkey, Miracle Whip and swiss on wonder bread sandwich. Latinx my butthole.

Or as we used to call them back when we didn't give a shit about anyone's feelings: a Mudshark.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (n+4am)

206 These retards are just beyond insane. I wonder if dipshit Lorenz is aware that THE FLU can also kill you.

What subliterate moron thought having Fauci of all people throw out a pitch at a baseball game was even a remotely good idea ??? Holy shit.

Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (kYmXc)

207 TJM, glad to hear that HordeSource (tm) advice was able to restore Dolley to a more placid state.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)

208 Tom Winter
@Tom_Winter

NEW: Federal prosecutors ask judge to keep Trump search warrant affidavit sealed "to protect the integrity of an ongoing law enforcement investigation that implicates national security."

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (NpAcC)

209 Wait, I thought it was the cougar who was going to lie down with the kid.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (lmWM9)

210 Off Dr No sock

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (RH1Zb)

211 The weirdest thing I've seen lately is some chick who was wearing a mask, down around her chin, neither over her mouth or nose, in the supermarket. You can't even chalk it up to peer pressure, as like I said previously, maybe 1 out of 20 shoppers had donned the tard rag.

Like, what in the actual fuck?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (q5ky+)

212 I just can't believe people are still testing (when not forced to). The only time I got tested was a few months back for a surgery and they made me. Didn't test me for flu, which was also going around you, know. Lame.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (ftFVW)

213 That's cute, the election is coming, no more lockdowns, Covid is over.

Please forget all of the shit we ruined and the hell we put you all through. Vote for us, we will bring the next disease to you free of charge

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)

214 I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.
*
I'll also note that the rate of masking seems much higher at the yuppie supermarket than at the local Kroger.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022


***
You're probably right. Though the last time I ventured into Hole [sic] Foods, the increase in the already inflated prices on everything made me flee without buying anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (J2vNu)

215 Did anyone think to tell the perfesser to calm down?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (Qy7kP)

216 Again with the masks. 99% of people aren't wearing them properly anyway. People are still wearing cloth masks which are as effective as used toilet paper. Store them in your pocket or hang it from your car's rear view mirror for full uselessness unless you're growing bacteria.

Posted by: Watermelon Sugar at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (QSPZM)

217 207 TJM, glad to hear that HordeSource (tm) advice was able to restore Dolley to a more placid state.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)

============

Well, that, and me calling all the right people while sweeping up the broken glass in the driveway. But mostly the HordeSource advice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

218 >>> 191 KTE and I both have public facing jobs, her more so than me,and neither of us have ever tested +
But then like an idiot she got an effing booster for dumb reasons the other day and now I am worried sick that she just doomed herslf
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gbzeC)

Wut???

Prayers for KTE.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (llON8)

219 shorter commies: *everything* is racist.

I think we should encourage the idea that the CIA is racist. And maybe throw in some "so BLM so pay them a visit".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)

220 135 This is actually a pet peeve. Dying is part of life. People die all the time. Some people will grieve your death. Get ready.
Posted by: N.L. Urker



Living is bad for your health.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (sAmhv)

221 And as a tax payer in the state of NY, i'm super thrilled to find out that my taxes are paying for the completely fucking useless "professor" Jessica Nydia Pabón-Colón to teach pampered children gay, black, and women's studies. Might as well light that money on fire.

Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (kYmXc)

222 Literally what is the plan for high risk/medically vulnerable and disabled people? Just let us die while the world marches on?

*snort*

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (guGkK)

223 virtue signaling = stupidity/ignorance/submission signaling

No virtue in mindlessly complying with baseless "guidance" from collapsed incompetent institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (OTzUX)

224 What cracks me up is that these people are so proud of their x-studies degrees without realizing that most of humanity considers those akin to getting a degree in Flat Earth Geology or a medical degree in leeches, sanguine humors, and phrenology.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (Ivdso)

225 "And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

Wait... what was the question?
Posted by: red speck

How to use the Holy Hand Grenade. Skip ahead a bit.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (ftFVW)

226 busty blonde is fooly vaccinated and expects to return to the dating scene soon:
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)

My eyes!!

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (VdGjU)

227 208 Tom Winter
@Tom_Winter

NEW: Federal prosecutors ask judge to keep Trump search warrant affidavit sealed "to protect the integrity of an ongoing law enforcement investigation that implicates national security."
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (NpAcC)

ie "We know our raid was bullshit, but we're going to cloak this with the 'national security' words of power and tuck it away."

Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

228 222 Literally what is the plan for high risk/medically vulnerable and disabled people? Just let us die while the world marches on?

*snort*

Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (guGkK)

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She can use a mask. They work, don't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

229 This busty bikini brunette wrote off the CDC some time ago and also wants you to know that she is NOT Jill Biden:
https://is.gd/aEEFtg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)

230 Well, that, and me calling all the right people while sweeping up the broken glass in the driveway. But mostly the HordeSource advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

Did someone back their SUV into your garage?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (XvPQV)

231 This busty blonde is fooly vaccinated and expects to return to the dating scene soon:
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)


You cad.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (AiZBA)

232 I'll know we are making progress when they put free peanuts back on airlines.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (1n+EO)

233 Wait, I thought it was the cougar who was going to lie down with the kid.
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022


***
Where were all these attractive cougar ladies when I was 19? (To be fair, that was when pterodactyls still soared above the Earth)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (J2vNu)

234 What subliterate moron thought having Fauci of all people throw out a pitch at a baseball game was even a remotely good idea ??? Holy shit.

It's Seattle.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (I2/tG)

235 230 Well, that, and me calling all the right people while sweeping up the broken glass in the driveway. But mostly the HordeSource advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

Did someone back their SUV into your garage?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (XvPQV)

==========

Yes, and that someone was ME!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

236 This busty blonde is fooly vaccinated and expects to return to the dating scene soon:
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)

And finally, Keith Richards transitions to Kim Richards and achieves another 700 years of life extension afforded by his estrogen boosters.

Posted by: Boswell at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (+Cgut)

237 >>> 213 That's cute, the election is coming, no more lockdowns, Covid is over.

Please forget all of the shit we ruined and the hell we put you all through. Vote for us, we will bring the next disease to you free of charge
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)

Nope.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (llON8)

238 What subliterate moron thought having Fauci of all people throw out a pitch at a baseball game was even a remotely good idea ??? Holy shit.

It's Seattle.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
___

Figures.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (R037X)

239 The weirdest thing I've seen lately is some chick who was wearing a mask, down around her chin, neither over her mouth or nose, in the supermarket.

Maybe she had an ugly chin. Like that academic who had nice eyes but an absolutely regrettable face who was DETERMINED that we should never give up masks because now maybe she had a shot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (Ivdso)

240 Lefties do this a lot, they load up their statements with tons of presumptions that are nonsense, but if you take time to deal with each one, everyone gets bored and they've move on to 17 other similar statements that have to be torn down. I don't know if its on purpose or they just are so filled with so much falsehood and nonsense that it just pours out like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Ivdso)

I used to do that as a party game - you could patiently lead a liberal down a logical path, but when you hit a contradiction in one of the memorized slogans they have a short circuit happens and they forget the entire thing. I had an attractive young lady bring her bf over for the process and she was very amused as we went around the circle a couple times. As you say, not worth the time except as an experiment like running rats in a maze.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)

241 190 I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies


And you probably make lousy sammiches.


They are equitable, but not edible.

Posted by: F'n A at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (2cfUo)

242 What subliterate moron thought having Fauci of all people throw out a pitch at a baseball game was even a remotely good idea ??? Holy shit.
Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (kYmXc)

There was an investing conference some years ago in Texas where the company chose Dan Rather to be the keynote speaker. Apparently, the backlash from the investors was so swift and so severe, they had to cancel his appearance a day after they announced it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (PiwSw)

243 229 This busty bikini brunette wrote off the CDC some time ago and also wants you to know that she is NOT Jill Biden:
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)

Does she qualify for THICC?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

244 This busty blonde is fooly vaccinated and expects to return to the dating scene soon:
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)
*
You cad.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 15, 2022


***
Don't get too close to her. The shoulders on that outfit will cut you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (J2vNu)

245 1. Why is anyone taking that bitch's course? Is it mandatory?

2. On thing that struck us, 2 years ago, when we moved from VA to NC, was the much more sane attitude about masks. While the rules on paper weren't much different, they weren't heavily enforced. Different places posted what they wanted, and even then, you could see many without.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (TgBWG)

246 What cracks me up is that these people are so proud of their x-studies degrees without realizing that most of humanity considers those akin to getting a degree in Flat Earth Geology or a medical degree in leeches, sanguine humors, and phrenology.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (Ivdso)
++++
I *strongly* suspect that the kind of medical training you're describing is much, much more rigorous than the advanced degree holders in Woke Studies experience. I dunno about the flat earthers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (WWh8n)

247 Well, that, and me calling all the right people while sweeping up the broken glass in the driveway. But mostly the HordeSource advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

What happened?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (gbzeC)

248 Yeah, it's wolf now, I guess. Always has been, right? Even the 1611.

Uh, what the actual hell?

I distinctly remember that lion lay down with the lamb line as well, but my first Bible (Today's English version, c 1976) also has wolves and sheep living together in peace, and ends with 'calves and lion cubs will feed together and little children will take care of them (and a child will lead them in other versions).

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (kOpft)

249 lowandslow I think the Democrat run State Supreme Court in Pa has already ruled mail voting is the law

Not that as I hear it the Pa Constitution says only the legislators can make the rules not any court.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (k8B25)

250 191 KTE and I both have public facing jobs, her more so than me,and neither of us have ever tested +
But then like an idiot she got an effing booster for dumb reasons the other day and now I am worried sick that she just doomed herslf

Posted by: vmom
---------------
I pray it is not so vmom.

Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (CXr4y)

251 >>> 232 I'll know we are making progress when they put free peanuts back on airlines.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (1n+EO)

I first read that as 'pants'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (llON8)

252 243 229 This busty bikini brunette wrote off the CDC some time ago and also wants you to know that she is NOT Jill Biden:
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)

Does she qualify for THICC?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

She looks pillow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)

253 Oh no!!! I feel so terrible for all the students in her... Women's Studies course(s)...?

WGAF, one they're probably all enthusiastically wearing the masks anyway, and two, if they're taking Women's Studies courses at SUNY Bumfuck then they're worthless eaters anyway.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (gGY5k)

254 Yes, and that someone was ME!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

Ok. Some of the earlier references make sense now. It's like poetry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)

255 Curled in a fetal ball in the apartment next to history shouting "Don't You Dare Walk Away From Me!"

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (h5TKJ)

256 247 Well, that, and me calling all the right people while sweeping up the broken glass in the driveway. But mostly the HordeSource advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

What happened?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (gbzeC)

=========

I adulted real good. I backed our SUV into our 4/5 of the way up garage door. There was damage. And yelling. And chastising. It was like festivus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

257 >>And btw who is "unable" to get vaccinated?
Literally no one that's who.

Oh, I know some people who *cannot* take any of these vaccines. Allergic to everything you can think of. On Doctors orders, cannot take the shot. This is actually a great argument against shot mandates. You don't want to exclude the medically compromised do you?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (x/Zt2)

258 Federal prosecutors ask judge to keep Trump search warrant affidavit sealed "to protect the integrity of an ongoing law enforcement investigation that implicates national security."
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (NpAcC)

ie "We know our raid was bullshit, but we're going to cloak this with the 'national security' words of power and tuck it away."
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

Implicates? So national security has committed some kind of crime?

Don't these idiots even know their government doubletalk anymore??

"has Nat Sec implications" is the right turn of phrase.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (eoQWY)

259 I had made peace with my impending unemployment and was on the fence about suing them. I would have "no standing" (I'm sure) and would need my money to make it through until I could find a job. Thankfully that didn't happen, but I was planning for them to fire me over it. I know at least four coworkers who capitulated and got it under duress. They were very, very bitter about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (WWh8n)

I had made my peace too. I may sue if this crap comes back about getting jabbed. I now have natural immunity after getting the vid two months ago. I may or may not get it again, but will never get the jabs.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (N8C0u)

260 Wut???

Prayers for KTE.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Thanks. I was so mad at her.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (gbzeC)

261 What cracks me up is that these people are so proud of their x-studies degrees without realizing that most of humanity considers those akin to getting a degree in Flat Earth Geology or a medical degree in leeches, sanguine humors, and phrenology.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022


***
Don't forget me!

Posted by: Phlogiston at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (J2vNu)

262 254 Yes, and that someone was ME!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

Ok. Some of the earlier references make sense now. It's like poetry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)

===========

It was not my proudest moment as an 29 year old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

263 149 Handy Tip: Air holes can be added after with an ice pick.

you'd be surprised at some of the things that can be done with an ice pick.

Posted by: trotsky at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)

264 the newest tik tok challenge dropped: "asking democrats what part of the Inflation Reduction Act actually reduces inflation."

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (OuH7W)

265 249 lowandslow I think the Democrat run State Supreme Court in Pa has already ruled mail voting is the law

Not that as I hear it the Pa Constitution says only the legislators can make the rules not any court.

Posted by: Skip
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A case involving just that sort of thing was granted Scotus review for this fall. Moore v. Harper from North Carolina.

Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (CXr4y)

266 My last was directed at the bro culture porn simps @ Outkick. I really hate that site about 90% of the time.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (gGY5k)

267 I think I better crochet a new mask?

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (VuQO/)

268 My current KJV 1611 is almost 24 years old. Wolf is the animal, though I would have said lion w/o looking.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (DB16e)

269 Vaccinations were free if you wanted them virtually everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (HJDAV)

270 ie "We know our raid was bullshit, but we're going to cloak this with the 'national security' words of power and tuck it away."
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

these pig fed devils need to be sent to one of those 1930's jails where they break rocks for 20 years.

trump better be preppin' a huge ass lawsuit

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (OuH7W)

271 Oh, I know some people who *cannot* take any of these vaccines. Allergic to everything you can think of. On Doctors orders, cannot take the shot. This is actually a great argument against shot mandates. You don't want to exclude the medically compromised do you?
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (x/Zt2)

You can't make an omelet without throwing a dozen eggs out the window...as long as I don't know them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (eoQWY)

272
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya)



You suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (n+4am)

273 you'd be surprised at some of the things that can be done with an ice pick.
Posted by: trotsky at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (gbzeC)

274 Wouldn't it be nice if they recommended things that do work, like nasal sprays with iodine and taking vitamin D.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (9WSy4)

275 269 I'd be fine with virtual vax

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (VuQO/)

276 Did someone say 'suck'?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (llON8)

277 also, the rosary is racist too now...or something.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (OuH7W)

278 2 I'll know we are making progress when they put free peanuts back on airlines.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022


***
I'll know we're making progress when flights start, you know, arriving and departing on time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (J2vNu)

279 That's some sick shyte right there.

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Y274z)

280 >>> 274 Wouldn't it be nice if they recommended things that do work, like nasal sprays with iodine and taking vitamin D.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (9WSy4)

How does that help us meet our analysts' expectations?!

Posted by: Pfizer CEO at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (llON8)

281 I *strongly* suspect that the kind of medical training you're describing is much, much more rigorous than the advanced degree holders in Woke Studies experience.

Well technically the leeches can do some good if used well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Ivdso)

282 I'll know we're making progress when flights start, you know, arriving and departing on time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Arriving and departing at *all* would be a major improvement on some days.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (WWh8n)

283 My current KJV 1611 is almost 24 years old.

The CDC says you should not wear any mask for that long. Replace it regularly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (guGkK)

284 What cracks me up is that these people are so proud of their x-studies degrees without realizing that most of humanity considers those akin to getting a degree in Flat Earth Geology or a medical degree in leeches, sanguine humors, and phrenology.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022

***
Don't forget me!
Posted by: Phlogiston at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (J2vNu)

All of those were far more respectable - they at least involve facts and could and were disproven.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (eoQWY)

285 you'd be surprised at some of the things that can be done with an ice pick.
Posted by: trotsky at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (gbzeC)

There's something about Merrick Garland that reminds me of Trotsky.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (VdGjU)

286 these pig fed devils need to be sent to one of those 1930's jails where they break rocks for 20 years.

trump better be preppin' a huge ass lawsuit
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (OuH7W)

"Denied, on all counts" - Hawaiian judge.

To be fair, I dunno if the current judge hearing this is going to follow the Hawaiian judge model.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

287 You suck.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (n+4am)

I just noticed Dr. Jill was carrying one of those travel packs of flushable wipes, you know, for one of Joe's little "accidents".

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

288 *Professor rants about masking for equity*

Me: Could you please remove your mask and repeat yourself? I'm dependent on lip reading.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (lS5pB)

289 277. That is incredibly sick. I was stunned.

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (VuQO/)

290 I adulted real good. I backed our SUV into our 4/5 of the way up garage door. There was damage. And yelling. And chastising. It was like festivus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh dear
I hope you get a nice improved door to placate Dolly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (gbzeC)

291 also, the rosary is racist too now...or something.
==
Just in time for the Feast of the Assumption. Think I'll fire one off right now.

Posted by: YEEEHAW!! at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (83YOu)

292 161 Good news! If you don't mask you are a white supremacist, but if you don't believe in climate change, you are also a white supremacist!

Also, all mass shootings are the fault of white supremacy.

https://atmos.earth/
climate-denial-mass-shootings-white-supremacy/
Posted by: The ARC of History!



Sounds like White Men are a problem. All problems require a solution. So, what is their 'Solution' to the White Men Problem? It's not like History repeats itself or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (sAmhv)

293 Michael Burry just reported selling all stock positions except for a private prison company who only benefits if someone starts enforcing immigration laws.

He thinks the bear market bounce is over and the market will make a new low soon. He expects the recession will be harsh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (z4DCN)

They do like to assist their self fulfilling prophecies.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:12 PM (RH1Zb)

294 Sounds like White Men are a problem. All problems require a solution. So, what is their 'Solution' to the White Men Problem? It's not like History repeats itself or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (sAmhv)

It would make more sense if they weren't having a different group of white men give them solutions to the White Men problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:12 PM (eoQWY)

295 She needs to lay off the cheeseburgers a couple times a week, cute though

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (k8B25)

296 290. My husband did something like that 10 years ago. I said " your car, why should I care?"

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (VuQO/)

297 This busty bikini brunette wrote off the CDC some time ago and also wants you to know that she is NOT Jill Biden:
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)
........

What's she doing out in the woods in that outfit? She's probably going to get poison oak.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

298 also, the rosary is racist too now...or something.

This nutjob at the Atlantic combines them with guns, or something:

https://tinyurl.com/ywryhdst

"Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)

299 the "C" word. . . . with vaginitis

Posted by: H8 Marxist and RINO Rat Bastards at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (5DfsO)

300 "an exercise of individual privilege"

How dare individuals exercise their privileges! That kind of lethal Marxist robospeak is well portrayed in "United Red Army" (2007).

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (qpX6U)

301 We can not!

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (kNgCR)

302 Am I the only one who's first thought was... she's got that on upside down!

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (cPGH3)

303 also, the rosary is racist too now...or something.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (OuH7W)

"Blessed art thou amongst women,
And, like, real Galilean women, obviously,
Not those filthy Roman bitches,
Seriously, anyone is better than that...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (I+cPb)

304 SUNY Purchase... lol.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (kNgCR)

305 277 also, the rosary is racist too now...or something.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom

Seriously?
I bet the Latinx breakfast tacox will approve

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (gbzeC)

306 I'll know we're making progress when flights start, you know, arriving and departing on time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


We're expecting again. Twins this time!! See you next year.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (4useT)

307 To be fair, a mask is an improvement for these bints.

It muffles their screeching, and blocks out some of the Resting Bitch Face.

I endorse NASA space suits for all of them. Oxygen tanks are optional.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (WmGrA)

308 which animal will lie down with the lamb?

******

If Ace's Cafe holds true to form it will be either a duckling or a capybara.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (kXYt5)

309 >>> 300 "an exercise of individual privilege"

How dare individuals exercise their privileges! That kind of lethal Marxist robospeak is well portrayed in "United Red Army" (2007).
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (qpX6U)

Individualists!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (llON8)

310 298. Militaristic prayer? It would be stunning except for the fact that people like him think prayer is useless, and only people change things

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (VuQO/)

311 Someone needs to tell the stupid "interesectionality princess professor" tenure means nothing if the whole department is eliminated.

As for Taylor, well, bless her heart.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (5pTK/)

312 What kind of damage have mask mandates done to the hearing impaired?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)

313 Meanwhile the first case of a dog getting monkeypox has been recorded. Without going into any details it appears that these two homosexual men were, um, also into dogs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (Ivdso)

314 It's Seattle.

Speaking of which, Twitchy made fun of a Seattle environmentalist who hypothesized that people attend Trump rallies because they lead such isolated lives in their rural communities and exurbs that they'll do **anything** to get together with other people.

He makes his living doing a popular podcast and other media explaining that gerbil warbeling will kill us all, but put out a classic note in June:

Attentive readers may recall that I’m supposed to be in Italy right now, vacationing with my family to celebrate my oldest son’s high school graduation and impending departure to college.

Just because global warming is an existential threat that will probably kill us all is no reason not to have a family vacation to Italy, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (I2/tG)

315 The world would be so luck to have Taylor Lorenz shuffle off this coil and no one notices.

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (1DlmY)

316 https://tinyurl.com/ywryhdst

"Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)

Someone better tell Joe.. He always pretends to be counting his Beau rosary when he's ignoring the dead Soldiers he caused in the Afghanistan withdrawal

Posted by: It's me donna at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (bs+z0)

317
"Medicine is magical,
and magical is art--
Think of the boy in the bubble
and the baby with the baboon heart!

And I believe these are days of miracle and wonder...."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (3DZIZ)

318 308. The helping coyote in my neighborhood

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (VuQO/)

319 Why would you have three passports, even if one is expired?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (HJDAV)

320 This woman is a nut.

Fortunately, she's in a pseudo-discipline in which the only people who take her courses are other nuts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)

321 >>>Just let us die...

Well those of us that would like to have actual real studies in therapeutics would like to develop treatments that give you a fighting chance. But your left winger Malthusian friends see the death of the elderly and vulnerable as a feature, not as a bug. So have been stopping any studies into treatments and pushing boosters which make you more vulnerable.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (T/vhV)

322 Someone better tell Joe.. He always pretends to be counting his Beau rosary when he's ignoring the dead Soldiers he caused in the Afghanistan withdrawal
Posted by: It's me donna at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (bs+z0)
-------------

"I saw Father Wick kill twenty men...with a crucifix and an AR!" "But, mostly, an AR!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (5pTK/)

323 "Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

AR-15, which art in heaven
Hallowed by thy thingy that goes up

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (gbzeC)

324 320 This woman is a nut.

Fortunately, she's in a pseudo-discipline in which the only people who take her courses are other nuts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)

Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy.

Posted by: Future HR representative at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (PiwSw)

325 310 298. Militaristic prayer? It would be stunning except for the fact that people like him think prayer is useless, and only people change things
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (VuQO/)

I think because they think that at base, no one can believe in the power of prayer, that this and other symbols are just that, symbols of that which they hate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (HJDAV)

326 My current KJV 1611 is almost 24 years old. Wolf is the animal, though I would have said lion w/o looking.

So, I don't buy the 'we slipped into an alternate reality' thing, and obviously no one magically altered texts that were printed nearly 50 years ago.

I am curious where that lions lay down with lambs meme came from that we all remember it before what's in Scripture.

Is it like that 'teach a man to fish' (which isn't in any Gospel) thing?

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (kOpft)

327 Aetius was thinking DJT, Melania and 1 expired

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (k8B25)

328 “Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)

The Rosary is credited for the miracle known as the Battlle of Lepanto saving Europe from the mohamedan. Our Lady of Victory, pray for us.

Posted by: 7man at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (qwO6y)

329 IF the CDC was dissolved, who would tell people whether they should pay rent or not?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (lTGtQ)

330 327 Aetius was thinking DJT, Melania and 1 expired
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (k8B25)

Ah. Could be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:19 PM (HJDAV)

331
Just let us die while the world marches on?


'Twas ever thus for the unfit, Sistet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 15, 2022 05:19 PM (o3qF7)

332 "the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object"

This is just sour grapes from the AK platform devotees.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (qpX6U)

333 If Ace's Cafe holds true to form it will be either a duckling or a capybara.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022


***
When I was a kid, my Golden Book Encyclopedia mentioned the world's largest rodent, the "three-foot capybara." I thought for a while it was called that because it only had 3 feet instead of 4.

Whaddaya want, I was 6.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (J2vNu)

334 If you have enrolled in a class called Interdisciplinary Latina Feminist performance Studies, you kind of deserve whatever you get.

Posted by: Gridlock at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (nGsrQ)

335 > the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning

Do tell.

Posted by: The Ninth Crusade at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (bW8dp)

336 334 If you have enrolled in a class called Interdisciplinary Latina Feminist performance Studies, you kind of deserve whatever you get.
Posted by: Gridlock at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (nGsrQ)

==========

An easy A?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

337 Do you remember those big children's bibles with the heavily illustrated plates? Had a distinctive smell. Always liked it as a kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:21 PM (HJDAV)

338 I can't believe there are still people going around with masks outside of medical establishments.

This woman will never give up masking.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at August 15, 2022 05:21 PM (rF64X)

339 Jessica, you're fired.

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (SXIn9)

340 Ace should have a fake or real day where he posts either fake or real stories and makes us guess. I would have said definitely fake for this one.

Which is why the game would be so much fun.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (Qd9jD)

341 An easy A?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

Must demonstrate competency at wokeness.

Posted by: 7man at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (qwO6y)

342 If you use a tactical rosary as a garotte, do you go straight to hell?
Just..asking for a fiend

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gbzeC)

343 I've had my Living Bible since 1972.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (RH1Zb)

344 "the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object"

This is just sour grapes from the AK platform devotees.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp

Kiss my SKS.

Posted by: Cal Ishnacough at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (WmGrA)

345 IF the CDC was dissolved, who would tell people whether they should pay rent or not?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (lTGtQ)

--------

Blackrock, on behalf of the WEF.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (h2zkl)

346 An easy A?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
--------------

I'm guessing if you're nuts and identify as a non-binary trashcan, yes.

White hetero male? Automatic fail.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (5pTK/)

347 341 An easy A?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

Must demonstrate competency at wokeness.
Posted by: 7man at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (qwO6y)

=========

"White men suck (they're also all secretly gay but refuse to admit it because of toxic-masculinity), and the only solution is to put wise latina women in charge of a post-capitalist society based on fairness."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (LvTSG)

348 Yeah easy A for sure. Just spew anti white male nonsense and every assignment is 100%.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (Qd9jD)

349 A friend of mine in undergrad always threatened to enroll in a Women's Studies class. His plan was to wait for several class sessions, then raise his hand and say "Excuse me... when do we get to thighs?"

Sadly, he never quite developed the nerve to do it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (bW8dp)

350 342 If you use a tactical rosary as a garotte, do you go straight to hell?
Just..asking for a fiend
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gbzeC)

Garroting someone is usually not defensive in nature...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (HJDAV)

351 I'm having a brain fart,what's the term for a "rifle" that uses pistol calibers like 9mm?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)

352 Don't forget me!
Posted by: Phlogiston


********

Yeah, well you can kiss miasma!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (kXYt5)

353 Everyone must use a wheelchair to ensure equity with those who mist use a wheelchair.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (hwoGt)

354 "Why would you have three passports, even if one is expired? "

I currently possess four of them. And three are expired.

But at one point, while stationed in Italy, Myself, Mrs VIA and Little VIA had two active passports.
One for official travel, and a regular civilian passport for recreational travel.
As well as my expired red passport.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (1n+EO)

355 > they're also all secretly gay

Of all the nutty woke ideas, this has to be the nuttiest.

By the same "reasoning", racists are only racists because they're secretly black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)

356 White hetero male? Automatic fail.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (5pTK/)

Hold my keypad.

Posted by: Lia Thomas at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (qwO6y)

357 I'm having a brain fart,what's the term for a "rifle" that uses pistol calibers like 9mm?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)

Carbine.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (RH1Zb)

358 Can I buy a fully semi auto rosary? Maybe with the thing that goes up and holds 30 clips.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (Qd9jD)

359 If you use a tactical rosary as a garotte, do you go straight to hell?
Just..asking for a fiend
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gbzeC)



FUN FACT: The original Wonder Woman used a rosary as a magic lasso but they had to clean it up for the secular comic book audience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (guGkK)

360 353 Everyone must use a wheelchair to ensure equity with those who mist use a wheelchair.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (hwoGt)

=========

"I got this."
-Harrison Bergeron

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (LvTSG)

361 "Carbine."

Or SMG.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (qpX6U)

362 >>> 351 I'm having a brain fart,what's the term for a "rifle" that uses pistol calibers like 9mm?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)

Pistol-caliber carbine.

If it's 9mm you can blow someone's lungs rib out of their body!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (llON8)

363
I thought wearing a mask on August 15, 2022 ment you voted for Biden

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pFudn)

364 351 I'm having a brain fart,what's the term for a "rifle" that uses pistol calibers like 9mm?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)

'Pistol Caliber Carbine' is the most common these days. But a carbine is also just a shortened version of a rifle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (HJDAV)

365 A Dr Fauci lookalike would be greater than sugar frosted flakes in horror movies or Jewish porn.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (Qe9sZ)

366 >351 I'm having a brain fart

I'll trade you for my bulldog's current gas issue.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (DB16e)

367 An "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" declares that anyone not wearing a mask in her class -- where the school policy says that masks are optional -- is a racist.
_______________

Oh. An "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" thinks this. Whatever an "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pmpob)

368 I am curious where that lions lay down with lambs meme came from that we all remember it before what's in Scripture.

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (kOpft)

There are several times when the Bible predicts a future without predator and prey, they pair wolf and lamb, and have the cats eating straw and the like, such as this from Isaiah:

"The wolf and the lamb shall graze together; the lion shall eat straw like the ox, and dust shall be the serpent's food"

My guess is when remembering this lion and lamb are brought together due to the alliteration and the wolf and ox are dropped as redundant.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (eoQWY)

369 hey're also all secretly gay

Of all the nutty woke ideas, this has to be the nuttiest.

By the same "reasoning", racists are only racists because they're secretly black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)


Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Talcum X Shaun King at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (FJYfm)

370 > If you use a tactical rosary as a garotte, do you go straight to hell?

Hmm.... now I'm thinking that if you strung the rosary with Kevlar thread, it would probably make a dandy garrote.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (bW8dp)

371 "Carbine."

Or SMG.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (qpX6U)

Carbine usually refers to barrel length. Sub machine gun uses pistol rounds.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (OgrpQ)

372 Sorry PCC is full name / acronym

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (RH1Zb)

373 "Carbine."

Or SMG.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp

Bang stick.

Posted by: Primativo at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (WmGrA)

374
"Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

Posted by: Off-white subterranean mutant at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

375 Oh. An "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" thinks this. Whatever an "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pmpob)


The old term was "fraud"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (guGkK)

376 Oh. An "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" thinks this. Whatever an "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pmpob)

She studies leftist women's theory, leftist gender theory and leftist sexuality theory. Three totally different subjects, dontcha know.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (eoQWY)

377 I’m old enough that when I was in college I could argue with lib profs and still get good grades. I still remember I got an A- in Environmental Economics even though I questioned everything in class.

Ahh back when college was a place for you know, ideas and shit, not indoctrination. And this wasn’t that long ago.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (Qd9jD)

378 I put a mask on my dog to protect from COVID because Dr. Fauci told me to do this and it died. I am suing the mask company because my dog died from suffocation.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (66jxp)

379 re: Hawaiian judges

you're in florida now, bitches

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (OuH7W)

380 "the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object"


Pikers. We worship the Hydrogen Bomb. Glory be to the Bomb, and to the holy fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

- Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (gmo/4)

381 Just let us die
while the world marches on??

"us"? She is medically disabled? Let me guess: ptsd, bipolar, anxiety, POTS, crohns, and fibromyalgia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (hwoGt)

382 "Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen."

Time for another look at the Holy Hand Grenade?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (1n+EO)

383 I blame NASCAR for the never-ending turn to the left this country has taken.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (WmGrA)

384 Thanks! carbine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (gbzeC)

385 I put a mask on my dog to protect from COVID because Dr. Fauci told me to do this and it died. I am suing the mask company because my dog died from suffocation.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (66jxp)


Say, you gonna eat that dog?

Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (guGkK)

386 Using dark colored toilet paper is racist........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (66jxp)

387 Booed in Seattle? What the heck?

Posted by: LASue at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

388 >>>I blame NASCAR for the never-ending turn to the left this country has taken.
Posted by: Joe Mama


Thanks Bubbles Smolett!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (VWp7G)

389 I put a mask on my dog to protect from COVID because Dr. Fauci told me to do this and it died. I am suing the mask company because my dog died from suffocation.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (66jxp)

you trusted puppy torturer Fauci's advice on canine care?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

390 "we held nationally televises 1/6 show trials on the major networks but we can't let you see the secret ingredients in this clearly serious and 100% vital affadavit"

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)

391 Amazingly I'm seeing more and more masks up here in Southern Maine.

It's just ridiculous. As a polite person I don't want to say anything - but inside I'm just screaming "You're f*cking crazy you know that?"

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (NK0PI)

392 yeah, this latina academic is clearly of the "whiter than most swedes" type of minority.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (OuH7W)

393 I'm talking to the pleasant young woman behind the bar. She loves country music. I'm trying to describe blues music to her but I'm at a loss.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)

394 A friend of mine in undergrad always threatened to enroll in a Women's Studies class. His plan was to wait for several class sessions, then raise his hand and say "Excuse me... when do we get to thighs?"

Years ago, a friend of mine was attending the local state university, and there was a poster up by a local women's group advertising a lecture complaining about the exploitation of women, with (PG) pictures from Playboy and whatnot on the poster.

A couple of Saudi students, who obviously didn't understand English very well, were gazing open-mouthed at the poster, and wondering why the university had classes in this.

My friend highly encouraged them to go to the talk, but unfortunately I don't think they went.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (I2/tG)

395 Thanks Bubbles Smolett!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

okay, i'm drawing a blank. reference?

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (WmGrA)

396 319 Why would you have three passports, even if one is expired?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (HJDAV)

Many years ago there were places that would stamp a piece of paper and slip it into your passport. Places that you didn't want others to know about. Things have changed though.

I do know a person who has three passports, one U.S, one British and one Australian. She was born in the U.S. with an American father, lived in England with an English Mother and lived in Australia with an Australian husband. Don't know what she travels with.

Posted by: Javems at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (AmoqO)

397 >>> 390 "we held nationally televises 1/6 show trials on the major networks but we can't let you see the secret ingredients in this clearly serious and 100% vital affadavit"
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)

Broadcast during Prime Time!!!

.... and did you know some people had watch parties???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (llON8)

398 I put a mask on my dog to protect from COVID because Dr. Fauci told me to do this and it died. I am suing the mask company because my dog died from suffocation.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Thank God. I was afraid you were gonna say Monkeypox...

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (cPGH3)

399 Amazingly I'm seeing more and more masks up here in Southern Maine.

It's just ridiculous. As a polite person I don't want to say anything - but inside I'm just screaming "You're f*cking crazy you know that?"
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (NK0PI)

Perhaps it is just criminals coming from Boston and NYC

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

400 I'm talking to the pleasant young woman behind the bar. She loves country music. I'm trying to describe blues music to her but I'm at a loss.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)
-----------

Country music after a carton of unfiltered cigs and a case of JD.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (5pTK/)

401 Noted racist Kenya Barris to write and direct "reimagining" of The Wizard of Oz

https://tinyurl.com/57b3pepc

Pretty sure Michael Jackson and Diana Ross already stared in that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (MGB5H)

402 Is there any video of Fauci throwing a ball? If so, it has to be even less manly than Obama on a bike

Posted by: Wally at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (FJYfm)

403 I'm talking to the pleasant young woman behind the bar. She loves country music. I'm trying to describe blues music to her but I'm at a loss.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)



Country music, but with harmonica.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (guGkK)

404 When I was a kid, my Golden Book Encyclopedia mentioned the world's largest rodent, the "three-foot capybara." I thought for a while it was called that because it only had 3 feet instead of 4.

Whaddaya want, I was 6.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM

Don't feel bad. 5 yr old me hearing the Walrus and the Carpenter wondered why someone would put wax on the ceiling. Then I learned about sealing wax.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (RkC6l)

405 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)

406 I put a mask on my dog to protect from COVID because Dr. Fauci told me to do this and it died. I am suing the mask company because my dog died from suffocation.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Thank God. I was afraid you were gonna say Monkeypox...
Posted by: MkY

Monkeypox mask goes on the other end of the dog.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (4useT)

407 I only ever dropped a class because of scheduling.

I'd drop the first day of that loon's class....if there were a valid reason to be enrolled in it....

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (OaZlZ)

408 "Immunocompromised" is their imaginary, trendy malady.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (yikp0)

409 I'm talking to the pleasant young woman behind the bar. She loves country music. I'm trying to describe blues music to her but I'm at a loss.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM

Show her this. It will all be clear.

https://youtu.be/OL0F8HiKp6Q

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (RkC6l)

410 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden

Let them pedal their talents elsewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (WmGrA)

411 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)


The economy goes through cycles, get it?

Cycles?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (guGkK)

412 Many years ago there were places that would stamp a piece of paper and slip it into your passport. Places that you didn't want others to know about.

Israel still does this, so other countries can't find out that you visited the Joo State.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (I2/tG)

413 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)


Most were probably just coasting anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (guGkK)

414 Is there any video of Fauci throwing a ball? If so, it has to be even less manly than Obama on a bike
Posted by: Wally at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (FJYfm)

He had 10000 baseballs released from a lab in Wuhan China.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (eoQWY)

415 Is there any video of Fauci throwing a ball? If so, it has to be even less manly than Obama on a bike
Posted by: Wally

His first one for the nats in 2020 was among the worst of all time. 50 cent level bad. Went way off to the side and didn't make it anywhere near far enough in the air. The Seattle one was a big looping toss but basically made it to the plate area.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (MGB5H)

416 Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA

NEW: Live in Del Rio sector, which just saw 2,200 illegal crossings in 24 hours.
@RepTonyGonzales
recently returned from the Northern Triangle, & tells me the president of Guatemala told him he is willing to take more deportation flights, but Biden admin hasn't asked or called.

https://tinyurl.com/4ubeus39

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

417 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
---
That was a vastly different "Good Morning, Peloton!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (OaZlZ)

418 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden

Most were probably just coasting anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Did their spokesman comment yet?

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (WmGrA)

419 It is my policy to kick pro-mask, pro-abortion Jessicas in the ass whenever I encounter them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (yHsuS)

420 The laid off Peloton workers have an uphill climb to find a new job?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (Qd9jD)

421 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
---
That was a vastly different "Good Morning, Peloton!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (OaZlZ)

Good morning, unemployment line.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (yHsuS)

422 Let's go Booooooooosters!

Posted by: William at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (zL564)

423 These poor people are shook by the prospect of the federal government canceling the normies, from having to give a shit about their neurosis’s. Stay home and get closer with your cats.

Posted by: TJ at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (uKQr0)

424 Random product insert - I found a US company that makes oil lamps:
https://www.danforthpewter.com

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (llON8)

425 The laid off Peloton workers have an uphill climb to find a new job?
Posted by: Joe Xiden

As long as they aren't just spinning their wheels, they'll be okay.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (ftFVW)

426 It would seem that there is a NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (guGkK)

427 I put a mask on my dog to protect from COVID because Dr. Fauci told me to do this and it died. I am suing the mask company because my dog died from suffocation.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Thank God. I was afraid you were gonna say Monkeypox...
Posted by: MkY

Monkeypox mask goes on the other end of the dog.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (4useT)

Condoms, people.

Posted by: Fraudci at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (yHsuS)

428 They need to switch gears in their employment outlook.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:38 PM (Qd9jD)

429 No, wait.

I'd walk out of that class, straight to the Add/drop desk.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:38 PM (OaZlZ)

430 Some good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.

The upcoming economic crisis will be awful, but it will be fun to see all the snot-nosed Leftists who think that their employer should cater to their every whim suddenly learn about life.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:38 PM (I2/tG)

431 Well, I guess it looks like I won't be taking any Gender Studies classes.

I'm heartbroken.

/s

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 15, 2022 05:39 PM (zL564)

432 The coercion in the vaccine space - people getting fired and the far greater number of people submitting to an experimental medical procedure they did not want to avoid losing their livelihoods - is enough all on its own to dismantle the entire "public health" apparatus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)
==
We are also getting some better numbers on how many people died because of the delay or cancellation of health care during the lockdowns. The number is around 200,000 right now - and it is probably still growing. Every public health official should be jailed and fined a gazillion dollars.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 15, 2022 05:41 PM (xWZcb)

433 >>>okay, i'm drawing a blank. reference?
Posted by: Joe Mama


Bubba Wallace claimed a rope to pull down the NASCAR garages was a noose. FBI investigated it and said it was a rope, but not a noose. Bubba never apologized.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2022 05:42 PM (bkUtD)

434 ome good news: Peloton has laid off 800 people. Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
---
That was a vastly different "Good Morning, Peloton!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (OaZlZ)
==
I like the product - I hope they make it. One of the few exercise products that has every helped me. Find the right instructor and no problems with the woke silliness.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 15, 2022 05:42 PM (xWZcb)

435 Israel still does this, so other countries can't find out that you visited the Joo State.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (I2/tG)

Two I knew about, but did no travel to, were South Africa if you went anywhere in the rest of Africa and Libya if you were American.

Boy you got to watch out for autocorrect when spelling Libya.

Posted by: Javems at August 15, 2022 05:43 PM (AmoqO)

436 327 Baron has to have a passport as well

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:43 PM (k8B25)

437 I do not understand people who get invited to throw out a pitch. Why on earth did you not go practice a few hours every day before the event so you don't look like a jackass? Look at how President Bush did it: a heater right down the pipe, he made that glove pop. THAT his how to throw out a freaking pitch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:45 PM (Ivdso)

438
Boy you got to watch out for autocorrect when spelling Libya.
Posted by: Javems at August 15, 2022 05:43 PM

Tell me about it.
- Volvo

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:45 PM (Qd9jD)

439 390 "we held nationally televises 1/6 show trials on the major networks but we can't let you see the secret ingredients in this clearly serious and 100% vital affadavit"
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)
==
There will never be a trial - just a way to make breathless accusations - and try to damage Trump. When you are this desperate you know you are screwed.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 15, 2022 05:47 PM (xWZcb)

440 On a Legalinsurrection.com thread a few people are saying a person can be issued at least two passports.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:49 PM (k8B25)

441 Pabon's stated "I have tenure in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies" is the grass that makes up her patch of leftwing tyranny. It is also a threat to anybody that might challenge her or takes her class that disagrees with her. She is saying fuck you, I am untouchable and if you take this class and disagree with me you're going to have unfavorable education outcomes. She then wags her tits at her blatant hypocrisy with, "I acknowledge that that the privilege I'm exercising and wish I could share it with you [jam it down your throat]," and then smears people who exercise free choice with "refusing to mask indoors is a manifestation of ableism and racism and an exercise of individual privilege. Privilege for me is double plus good, for you, well you can go to hell. We don't have universities anymore; we have leftist indoctrination centers. Mao would be happy with this one.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 06:09 PM (FF+On)

442 i have to say...the "like" before "wtf" at the end of lorenz` tweet gave it gravitas...

Posted by: uncouth jay marks at August 15, 2022 06:12 PM (GT8Ln)

443 9 Remember, the left believes in SCIENCE!

So mask up peons, and before you have anal sex with 20 random guys remember to put bandaids on your open sores.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
-----
And wear crocs while having sex. Socks optional.

Posted by: Ciampino - white socks of course at August 15, 2022 06:23 PM (qfLjt)

444 Take you mask off Lizard Lady

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 15, 2022 06:44 PM (wGqjj)

445 319 Why would you have three passports, even if one is expired?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (HJDAV)

One might have been an official/diplomatic passport.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 15, 2022 07:25 PM (CUTlH)

446 I love how Lorenz tries to write that as if she's one of the vulnerable. I get that she's of advanced age, but you're made up celiac disease doesn't lump you with cancer patients you psychopath

Posted by: Rbastid at August 15, 2022 07:57 PM (9k6Db)

447 I'm sure there are quite a few people who have medical exemptions to wearing the pointless masks... anyone want to take this twatwaffle's class to sue?

Posted by: JD at August 15, 2022 11:01 PM (m3bxt)

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