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Professor: Optional Masks are Mandatory in My Classroom, Racists
Dissolve the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Last week, the CDC released updated COVID-19 guidance. The agency now believes we should be taking an individual approach to mitigating our COVID risk. In layman's terms, we are all Florida 2020 now. The new guidance suggests ending "test to stay" so kids exposed to someone with COVID-19 can remain in school. Of course, this was only related to known exposure. People are exposed to COVID all the time, but only children who were aware of that exposure were punished. Kids lost so much throughout the pandemic because of terrible, irrational CDC guidance like this. The fresh guidance also says people without symptoms no longer need to be routinely tested. And the CDC permits us to come within six feet of each other again. Finally! Husbands, tell your wives it's on! But most important, the agency has finally faced some truths about the vaccine that it should have long ago. "CDC's COVID-19 prevention recommendations no longer differentiate based on a person's vaccination status because breakthrough infections occur." And it's admitted that "persons who have had COVID-19 but are not vaccinated have some degree of protection against severe illness from their previous infection." Cities across the country fired teachers, firefighters, health-care staffers, police officers, sanitation workers and so many others because they refused to get vaccinated. Many of these people had worked through the early days of the pandemic -- and contracted COVID many times over -- while we baked banana bread and patted ourselves on the back for ordering from Uber Eats. Now the CDC acknowledges this was the wrong thing to do. Whoopsie!Certified literal-hair-tearing freak and Seasoned Citizen Taylor Lorenz greeted this news in her usual non-mentally-ill way:
The new guidance is all fine and good, sane even, but it’s August 2022 and fully absurd that the CDC is only now recognizing that people aren’t staying six feet apart and that a previous COVID-19 infection offers a layer of protection similar to the vaccine.
Fauci booed last week. They must all just hate truth, integrity, and Science, which he embodies.
Dr. Fauci was met with a crowd full of boo’s while being “honored” at tonight’s @Mariners game in Seattle.pic.twitter.com/b3kbcsfCdc
— Katie Daviscourt🇺🇸 (@KatieDaviscourt) August 10, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: fd at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (WhsXQ)
Posted by: the whole wide world at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (dTFZY)
I went to my kid's orientation and probably 10% of the parents were still masked.
Posted by: Blago at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM (RKLPC)
So mask up peons, and before you have anal sex with 20 random guys remember to put bandaids on your open sores.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Some Centurion at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)
Because that makes perfect sense!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Iris at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 15, 2022 04:41 PM (906pl)
Oh, my next class filled up. To the waiting list with you!
Posted by: Jessica Jambon at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (vR+xf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
And why am I so centered, suddenly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (aXaSz)
But my mother raised me to be more polite than that.
Posted by: Flyover at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (aXaSz)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: james at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (mfQ8z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (FVME7)
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They were saying "Boo-urns."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (llON8)
But how else do you touch the little boy?
Posted by: Hollywood at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (cupoy)
And why am I so centered, suddenly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 04:42 PM (1n+EO)
The left keeps sprinting leftward.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (KbCG3)
But how else do you touch the little boy?
Posted by: Hollywood at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (cupoy)
Well that explains John Travolta's gayness. Groomed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Ziba at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (4h9M3)
They literally want The Handicapper General from Harrison Bergeron.
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (MkQ3W)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (Rl7KJ)
In other words, completely useless.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2022 04:43 PM (KbCG3)
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What happens when an entire department gets shuttered? Do those tenured get to squat in the offices that are suddenly leased out to an outside company for their use?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (VdGjU)
I'm in the Hall of Fame. That no-talent assclown should change *her* name.
Posted by: Lawrence Taylor, #56 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (TNyrE)
___
It doesn't.
We won't.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (R037X)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)
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Her highly advanced age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
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Try getting your head outta your ass !
Posted by: JT at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (T4tVD)
I guaranfuckingtee this c****nt "professor is on tik-tok, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (93/8p)
How? How "of racism"?
I mean, it's not, but how could that argument even be made?
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (0ixKl)
Starring rat-fuck ferret-face Faucistein ... his smug mug itself a crime against humanity.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (/zGjg)
Posted by: JackStraw
More susceptible to losing their shit over it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (e+yf1)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LZpcP)
Chuy does not play that game.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)
Literally no one that's who.
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)
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Posted by: Sarah's Pole Dancing Emporium at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (DwOcj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LZpcP)
; )
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (0ixKl)
___
It doesn't.
We won't.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (R037X)
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5% of the population will never, ever let COVID go. They will follow stats forever. They will bleach their vegetables forever. They will mask alone in their cars forever. They are broken, and they all vote Democrat. This is going to unnaturally alter internal Democratic politics in ways that the establishment is going to hate for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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That's pretty much my take.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (R037X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 15, 2022 04:44 PM (RKLPC)
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Her highly advanced age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
LOL
She's going to need lotion for that burn.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)
This is just another Totalitarian "epiphany" from an Idiotic Internet Oracle.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (93/8p)
Sexuality Studies
Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies?
That's like the BLT of Lame.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (5NkmN)
That's far less impressive than Peter Venkman's "I have Ph.Ds in parapsychology and psychology".
Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (gryET)
You have the ultimate privilege: tyrant privilege. In your tiny (and fake - but that's beside the point) domain where you have power, you exercise that power and impose your will.
Take your mealy-mouthed, academic prattle and cram it up your ass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Iris at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (e+yf1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: micky at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (tX3BM)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (OzNIz)
how many words does it take to say "the mask is our modern swastika" because "we're the real fash"
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (X/UGK)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (BxYWi)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of MSNBC at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (Ynyl9)
Literally no one that's who.
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)
The magic word commies use is "access". As in, you are denying "access" to food if you won't give it to people because they don't have money to pay for it. People who are paying attention may say something about inversion.
Posted by: Lawrence Taylor, #56 at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (llON8)
( . ) ( . )
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Posted by: Lawrence Taylor[/]i
what he said
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (gryET)
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Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (llON8)
He's a young, healthy guy and I don't think he got any of the boosters.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)
___
It doesn't.
We won't.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (R037X)
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5% of the population will never, ever let COVID go. They will follow stats forever. They will bleach their vegetables forever. They will mask alone in their cars forever. They are broken, and they all vote Democrat. This is going to unnaturally alter internal Democratic politics in ways that the establishment is going to hate for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
All you need to know to know this is true is that this tard linked masking with racism. Covid will never die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (gmo/4)
According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?
Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (q5ky+)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)
Thank goodness. Wikipedia is finally tackling that problem of (squints) whether The Babylon Bee and Not The Bee are 'reliable sources'. We're saved! It should be plainly obvious that The Babylon Bee is America's Paper of Record and Prophecy. Not the Bee is a fine companion to The Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (93/8p)
I am having fun trying to figure out what could be under the asterisks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (HJDAV)
++++
The coercion in the vaccine space - people getting fired and the far greater number of people submitting to an experimental medical procedure they did not want to avoid losing their livelihoods - is enough all on its own to dismantle the entire "public health" apparatus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: JackStraw
More susceptible to losing their shit over it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (ftFVW)
I don't think we should take any chances where it comes to the precious national treasure, Taylor Lorenz. Just to be completely safe from both Covid, and the monkey disease, we should probs tie a plastic bag over her head.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022
***
When Costco completely bought into this hysteria, I completely rejected my idea of getting a membership for the cheap(er) gas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (J2vNu)
1. you can't mandela God.
2. the lion?
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (OzNIz)
Literally no one that's who.
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)
The magic word commies use is "access". As in, you are denying "access" to food if you won't give it to people because they don't have money to pay for it. People who are paying attention may say something about inversion.
Posted by: Lawrence Taylor, #56 at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (llON
Oh, is this also the racism angle?
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (0ixKl)
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)
Went to Costco last Thursday evening. Wonderfully not busy. But there was an illegal panhandling. Inside.
Posted by: Flyover at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (Rbu5d)
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)
++++
That one works regardless of centering!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (WWh8n)
Teaching Interests:
Performance Studies, Women of Color
Feminisms, LGBTQ Studies, Gender Studies,
Transnational Feminisms, Hip Hop Studies,
Black Studies, Latinx Studies, Sub/Cultural
Studies, Digital Humanities
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (NpAcC)
According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?
Hunter Biden?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (5NkmN)
That's far less impressive than Peter Venkman's "I have Ph.Ds in parapsychology and psychology".
that's nothing. i have degrees in both murderology and murderonomy.
Posted by: dr. zoidberg at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (oY6Yp)
The world: "Your terms are acceptable."
Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: brak at A
where I live, the based normies and poors is in one direction, towards teh costco.
in the other direction are rich bugpeople with no muscle tone.
so at costco no masks but lotsa burkas while in the other direction lotsa masks and skinny fat arms
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (OuH7W)
"Why can't you just teach, instead you lecture about your own personal problems, you shouldn't be shaping any minds because you think every one of the fellow students are racist. You are a mask freak. Teaching style terrible, not to mention she tries to force you into her point of view. As a teacher she should ingest other ideals, but does not."
"Extreme lack of professionalism. If you don't pretend to agree with her, you won't do well. She's literally wants to make students believe they are victims, hate the USA, and hate white males. She LOVES to talk about herself as if she is some type of God-like figure leading the people. Reality is she is an extremist hiding in education."
"This professor is a mentally challenged person who was awarded a job with authority over young adults. She is an extremist and racist ."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I still remember where the Biden signs were in my neighborhood.
Posted by: clutch at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2022 04:47 PM (j5Tg0)
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The elitist professor should hold her classes there, but Costco is too closely associated with the deplorables level of society.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (TNyrE)
According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?
Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)
The lion.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (0ixKl)
Only if we get Nuremberg trials and hang some of the participants.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (HJDAV)
It's just amazing.
I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Dr. polynikes no at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (RH1Zb)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM
Not anymore. They all say the wolf, now.
Like I said.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (M9XmQ)
According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?
Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)
The lion.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (0ixKl)
A duck!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022
***
If my employer had not recognized my religious status on this jab last fall, I was prepared to let them fire me, take my SS and pension, collect unemployment (if I could), and SUE THEIR ASSES for discrimination.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (Qd9jD)
According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?
Hunter Biden?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2022 04:49 PM (5NkmN)
I was helping that lamb over the fence.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (llON8)
"Courant" its a frenchy word for an image of an animal running. Those grayhounds in that image are au courant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (j9WVp)
I mean, it's not, but how could that argument even be made?
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (0ixKl)
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"Because white people have financial privilege and can afford to get sick, whereas all POC are targeted by racist diseases like cancer and crack and AIDS (all three created by the CIA to commit genocides), not to mention a healthcare system that kills them faster & more efficiently than even cops do, h8r!'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZPJb6)
That Latinx tenured Sammich Studies perfessor could use some remedial 7th grade English courses. Even for Twatter, that's damned incoherent.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Before the spell hanging over the population broke, I was convinced it was going to be on the order of 30%. Even in my fairly leftist AO, it's only about 5% now, which is surprisingly pleasing.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (q5ky+)
Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)
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Aardvarks? Lemurs? I have other guesses.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (qH6FZ)
The only super healthy people who die are victims of car wrecks or gunshots. Or, more recently, clot shot vaccines.
Posted by: Wally at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: the rectification is going to be messy at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (nhAi8)
According to the Bible, which animal will lie down with the lamb?
Mandela Effect incoming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (M9XmQ)
The lion.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (0ixKl)
I KNEW I didn't belong in the Wolf timeline...now where's my time machine...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (PhgUs)
Reddit link.
https://tinyurl.com/2m53cxt8
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (OuH7W)
On the other hand, it was the middle east. That may have been their term for lamb friendly shepherds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (8EFP5)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (LZpcP)
Posted by: Zek at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)
I was thinking today on the same lines about a different subject. Not all liberals don't pick up their dog poop but all dog poop not picked up is from liberals.
Posted by: Dr. polynikes no at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (RH1Zb)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (j9WVp)
Handy Tip: Air holes can be added after with an ice pick.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:50 PM (J2vNu)
++++
I had made peace with my impending unemployment and was on the fence about suing them. I would have "no standing" (I'm sure) and would need my money to make it through until I could find a job. Thankfully that didn't happen, but I was planning for them to fire me over it. I know at least four coworkers who capitulated and got it under duress. They were very, very bitter about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (WWh8n)
"Mix"
Kids today think "mx" is a real and normal word. They are calling their groomer "teachers" "Mx."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (93/8p)
It's just amazing.
I think that it is complete virtue signaling, and I bet that although not all Democrats are masked, every person who masks is a Democrat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022
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Some of it is trendy fashion statement. This morning I saw a woman coming in to work in another building with her face diaper the exact same flower color and pattern as her blouse (which itself probably required enough material to re-skin the Hindenburg).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (J2vNu)
I mean, it's not, but how could that argument even be made?
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:45 PM (0ixKl)
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"Because white people have financial privilege and can afford to get sick, whereas all POC are targeted by racist diseases like cancer and crack and AIDS (all three created by the CIA to commit genocides), not to mention a healthcare system that kills them faster & more efficiently than even cops do, h8r!'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZPJb6)
Thank you.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (0ixKl)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (q5ky+)
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I chose 5% because 5% is about where things get statistically abnormal by definition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2022 04:54 PM (i1Cr7)
Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: james at August 15, 2022 04:55 PM (mfQ8z)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (OuH7W)
Also, all mass shootings are the fault of white supremacy.
https://atmos.earth/
climate-denial-mass-shootings-white-supremacy/
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (I2/tG)
Where is Longshanks to toss a bitch out the window when you need him?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
-That people who get the Wuhan Flu will die
-That people who don't wear masks are infecting "the world" with the Wuhan Flu
-That people who wear masks are only protected if everyone else wears masks
-That masks are of any significant help in protecting anyone from the Wuhan Flu.
-That there are no remedies or options other than masking and dying.
etc
Lefties do this a lot, they load up their statements with tons of presumptions that are nonsense, but if you take time to deal with each one, everyone gets bored and they've move on to 17 other similar statements that have to be torn down. I don't know if its on purpose or they just are so filled with so much falsehood and nonsense that it just pours out like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Blago at August 15, 2022 04:39 PM
I plan to wear a mask the next time I play poker -- To reduce my "tells".
Posted by: Chuck C at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: garrett
ew
Posted by: JT at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (0Qrr3)
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"Because white people have financial privilege and can afford to get sick, whereas all POC are targeted by racist diseases like cancer and crack and AIDS (all three created by the CIA to commit genocides), not to mention a healthcare system that kills them faster & more efficiently than even cops do, h8r!'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZPJb6)
Thank you.
Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (0ixKl)
shorter commies: *everything* is racist.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (llON8)
Where is Longshanks to toss a bitch out the window when you need him?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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He might still be a prisoner on an island somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (R037X)
==
The tests are shit.
Posted by: is he sick? He could have it or not at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (xKvBb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (63Dwl)
But my mother raised me to be more polite than that.
Posted by: Flyover at August 15, 2022
***
They would have harassed those of us who knew better, and did, for two years. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 15, 2022 04:52 PM (qH6FZ)
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Why, the current right-wing nut-job SCOTUS!
/BWAHAHAHAHAHA, I keel me ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 04:57 PM (/Q/9J)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (9WSy4)
==
but the gender studies professor will lie down with no one.
Posted by: That's prophecy right there man at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (xKvBb)
"Video shows Shanghai shoppers scramble to break out of Ikea store after snap lockdown announced. "
I was watching a video blog (The China Show) on YouTube. The hosts mentioned that when the Shanghai lockdown was finally lifted, a lot of residents went on vacation to Hainan, so that they could get out of their cramped apartments and enjoy life a bit. And then Hainan got hit with lockdown orders.
Posted by: junior at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (aqgsz)
My mask of choice when I'm supposed to wear one, and can't really get out of it, is the one with a picture of a nose with copious amounts of snot dribbling down over the partially open mouth.
I've got a cow one too, with the cow's tongue shoved up a nostril.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (CCf67)
( . ) ( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mars at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dr. polynikes no at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (RH1Zb)
None of the "mitigation" mitigates. It was known it would not. No "vaccine" for influenza has ever worked, there was no chance this one would either.
What is the sum total of "guidance" regarding influenza, which is with us all the time, peaking (surprise!) during certain periods, consistent with the Hope-Simpson observations and patterns? Stay home if you're sick (which is just good manners, not even "public health").
The ridiculous freak "academic" up top, or was it whoever that nobody is that ace always bats around, referred to medical settings. News flash: masks don't work - in medical settings, at Disneyland, on Thursdays, in certain latitudes, or in orbit. Jeebus. Known/researched for decades. Too little, too late, indeed. But that refers to the society and its institutions, not the CDC's latest absurd "guidance".
Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: radar at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (9/IeZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: lowandslow
------------------
Criminal contempt of court. Scotus actually did that around the turn of the 20th century regarding an officially sanctioned lynching in Chattanooga.
Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (CXr4y)
I'll also note that the rate of masking seems much higher at the yuppie supermarket than at the local Kroger.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Looking doesn't count. Everyone remembers lion. Just like everyone remembers Berenstein. Until they look.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2022 04:59 PM (M9XmQ)
( . ) ( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mars at August 15, 2022 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)
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"I'd hit it."
-John Carter, first white man on Barsoom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)
"The elections are in - and you're screwed"
"You President was elected into office just like your 90 year old dad - bereft of thought and feelings, I'm sorry..."
Dr. Jill: "He can't breathe...he can't breathe!"
Ron Klain: 'Yeah, so what...? On to Buttigieg!"
Posted by: Boswell at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (4useT)
But then like an idiot she got an effing booster for dumb reasons the other day and now I am worried sick that she just doomed herslf
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (0Qrr3)
Sounds like a spreader event ....
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Hugo Weaving at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (PiwSw)
Second look at Sharia?
Posted by: Zek
You will enjoy this:
Man solves his wife's problem
https://youtu.be/xSlhGvsqzvs
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (93/8p)
Wait... what was the question?
Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
___
Actually, I was confirming a poster up above that said wolf.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (R037X)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (XvPQV)
Michael Burry just reported selling all stock positions except for a private prison company who only benefits if someone starts enforcing immigration laws.
He thinks the bear market bounce is over and the market will make a new low soon. He expects the recession will be harsh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (z4DCN)
-John Carter, first white man on Barsoom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM
Barsoom. Pfft.
Posted by: Tarl Cabot aka Bosk of Port Kar at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (xttsV)
I'm not surprised that she's a women's studies professor.
Posted by: Synova at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (BD/yx)
-John Carter, first white man on Barsoom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)
He had Dejah Thoris, so he did not have to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (HJDAV)
This busty blonde is fooly vaccinated and expects to return to the dating scene soon:
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Rationalization is a human trait but those not recognizing that they are doing that are basing their decisions on emotions whether they want to or not.
Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (CXr4y)
Wait... what was the question?
Posted by: red speck at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gS3OW)
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How many do I count to?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
Teaching Interests:
Hip Hop Studies,
Black Studies
Posted by: redridinghood
That chick's whiter than a turkey, Miracle Whip and swiss on wonder bread sandwich. Latinx my butthole.
Or as we used to call them back when we didn't give a shit about anyone's feelings: a Mudshark.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (n+4am)
What subliterate moron thought having Fauci of all people throw out a pitch at a baseball game was even a remotely good idea ??? Holy shit.
Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (kYmXc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)
@Tom_Winter
NEW: Federal prosecutors ask judge to keep Trump search warrant affidavit sealed "to protect the integrity of an ongoing law enforcement investigation that implicates national security."
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (lmWM9)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (RH1Zb)
Like, what in the actual fuck?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (q5ky+)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (ftFVW)
Please forget all of the shit we ruined and the hell we put you all through. Vote for us, we will bring the next disease to you free of charge
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)
*
I'll also note that the rate of masking seems much higher at the yuppie supermarket than at the local Kroger.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022
***
You're probably right. Though the last time I ventured into Hole [sic] Foods, the increase in the already inflated prices on everything made me flee without buying anything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Watermelon Sugar at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (QSPZM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)
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Well, that, and me calling all the right people while sweeping up the broken glass in the driveway. But mostly the HordeSource advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)
But then like an idiot she got an effing booster for dumb reasons the other day and now I am worried sick that she just doomed herslf
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:00 PM (gbzeC)
Wut???
Prayers for KTE.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (llON8)
I think we should encourage the idea that the CIA is racist. And maybe throw in some "so BLM so pay them a visit".
Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Living is bad for your health.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (kYmXc)
*snort*
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (guGkK)
No virtue in mindlessly complying with baseless "guidance" from collapsed incompetent institutions.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (Ivdso)
Wait... what was the question?
Posted by: red speck
How to use the Holy Hand Grenade. Skip ahead a bit.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (ftFVW)
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)
My eyes!!
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (VdGjU)
@Tom_Winter
NEW: Federal prosecutors ask judge to keep Trump search warrant affidavit sealed "to protect the integrity of an ongoing law enforcement investigation that implicates national security."
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (NpAcC)
ie "We know our raid was bullshit, but we're going to cloak this with the 'national security' words of power and tuck it away."
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)
*snort*
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (guGkK)
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She can use a mask. They work, don't they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)
Did someone back their SUV into your garage?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (XvPQV)
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)
You cad.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (1n+EO)
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022
***
Where were all these attractive cougar ladies when I was 19? (To be fair, that was when pterodactyls still soared above the Earth)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (J2vNu)
It's Seattle.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)
Did someone back their SUV into your garage?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (XvPQV)
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Yes, and that someone was ME!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)
And finally, Keith Richards transitions to Kim Richards and achieves another 700 years of life extension afforded by his estrogen boosters.
Posted by: Boswell at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (+Cgut)
Please forget all of the shit we ruined and the hell we put you all through. Vote for us, we will bring the next disease to you free of charge
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)
Nope.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (llON8)
It's Seattle.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
___
Figures.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (R037X)
Maybe she had an ugly chin. Like that academic who had nice eyes but an absolutely regrettable face who was DETERMINED that we should never give up masks because now maybe she had a shot
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Ivdso)
I used to do that as a party game - you could patiently lead a liberal down a logical path, but when you hit a contradiction in one of the memorized slogans they have a short circuit happens and they forget the entire thing. I had an attractive young lady bring her bf over for the process and she was very amused as we went around the circle a couple times. As you say, not worth the time except as an experiment like running rats in a maze.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
And you probably make lousy sammiches.
They are equitable, but not edible.
Posted by: F'n A at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (kYmXc)
There was an investing conference some years ago in Texas where the company chose Dan Rather to be the keynote speaker. Apparently, the backlash from the investors was so swift and so severe, they had to cancel his appearance a day after they announced it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (PiwSw)
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)
Does she qualify for THICC?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)
https://tinyurl.com/p7swa8ut
Posted by: Not Joe Mannix (I warned ya) at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (jE276)
*
You cad.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 15, 2022
***
Don't get too close to her. The shoulders on that outfit will cut you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (J2vNu)
2. On thing that struck us, 2 years ago, when we moved from VA to NC, was the much more sane attitude about masks. While the rules on paper weren't much different, they weren't heavily enforced. Different places posted what they wanted, and even then, you could see many without.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:03 PM (Ivdso)
++++
I *strongly* suspect that the kind of medical training you're describing is much, much more rigorous than the advanced degree holders in Woke Studies experience. I dunno about the flat earthers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
What happened?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (gbzeC)
Uh, what the actual hell?
I distinctly remember that lion lay down with the lamb line as well, but my first Bible (Today's English version, c 1976) also has wolves and sheep living together in peace, and ends with 'calves and lion cubs will feed together and little children will take care of them (and a child will lead them in other versions).
Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (kOpft)
Not that as I hear it the Pa Constitution says only the legislators can make the rules not any court.
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (k8B25)
But then like an idiot she got an effing booster for dumb reasons the other day and now I am worried sick that she just doomed herslf
Posted by: vmom
---------------
I pray it is not so vmom.
Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (1n+EO)
I first read that as 'pants'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (llON8)
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)
Does she qualify for THICC?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)
She looks pillow.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)
WGAF, one they're probably all enthusiastically wearing the masks anyway, and two, if they're taking Women's Studies courses at SUNY Bumfuck then they're worthless eaters anyway.
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (gGY5k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
Ok. Some of the earlier references make sense now. It's like poetry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
What happened?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (gbzeC)
=========
I adulted real good. I backed our SUV into our 4/5 of the way up garage door. There was damage. And yelling. And chastising. It was like festivus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
Literally no one that's who.
Oh, I know some people who *cannot* take any of these vaccines. Allergic to everything you can think of. On Doctors orders, cannot take the shot. This is actually a great argument against shot mandates. You don't want to exclude the medically compromised do you?
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (x/Zt2)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:02 PM (NpAcC)
ie "We know our raid was bullshit, but we're going to cloak this with the 'national security' words of power and tuck it away."
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)
Implicates? So national security has committed some kind of crime?
Don't these idiots even know their government doubletalk anymore??
"has Nat Sec implications" is the right turn of phrase.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:53 PM (WWh8n)
I had made my peace too. I may sue if this crap comes back about getting jabbed. I now have natural immunity after getting the vid two months ago. I may or may not get it again, but will never get the jabs.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (N8C0u)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022
***
Don't forget me!
Posted by: Phlogiston at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
Ok. Some of the earlier references make sense now. It's like poetry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 15, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
===========
It was not my proudest moment as an 29 year old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
you'd be surprised at some of the things that can be done with an ice pick.
Posted by: trotsky at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (OuH7W)
Not that as I hear it the Pa Constitution says only the legislators can make the rules not any court.
Posted by: Skip
----------------
A case involving just that sort of thing was granted Scotus review for this fall. Moore v. Harper from North Carolina.
Posted by: whig at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (gGY5k)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (VuQO/)
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)
these pig fed devils need to be sent to one of those 1930's jails where they break rocks for 20 years.
trump better be preppin' a huge ass lawsuit
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (x/Zt2)
You can't make an omelet without throwing a dozen eggs out the window...as long as I don't know them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: trotsky at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (VuQO/)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022
***
I'll know we're making progress when flights start, you know, arriving and departing on time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (9WSy4)
How does that help us meet our analysts' expectations?!
Posted by: Pfizer CEO at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (llON8)
Well technically the leeches can do some good if used well
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Arriving and departing at *all* would be a major improvement on some days.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (WWh8n)
The CDC says you should not wear any mask for that long. Replace it regularly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022
***
Don't forget me!
Posted by: Phlogiston at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (J2vNu)
All of those were far more respectable - they at least involve facts and could and were disproven.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: trotsky at August 15, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (gbzeC)
There's something about Merrick Garland that reminds me of Trotsky.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (VdGjU)
trump better be preppin' a huge ass lawsuit
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (OuH7W)
"Denied, on all counts" - Hawaiian judge.
To be fair, I dunno if the current judge hearing this is going to follow the Hawaiian judge model.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2022 05:08 PM (n+4am)
I just noticed Dr. Jill was carrying one of those travel packs of flushable wipes, you know, for one of Joe's little "accidents".
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (PiwSw)
Me: Could you please remove your mask and repeat yourself? I'm dependent on lip reading.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (lS5pB)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:10 PM (VuQO/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Oh dear
I hope you get a nice improved door to placate Dolly
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (gbzeC)
==
Just in time for the Feast of the Assumption. Think I'll fire one off right now.
Posted by: YEEEHAW!! at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (83YOu)
Also, all mass shootings are the fault of white supremacy.
https://atmos.earth/
climate-denial-mass-shootings-white-supremacy/
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Sounds like White Men are a problem. All problems require a solution. So, what is their 'Solution' to the White Men Problem? It's not like History repeats itself or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (sAmhv)
He thinks the bear market bounce is over and the market will make a new low soon. He expects the recession will be harsh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2022 05:01 PM (z4DCN)
They do like to assist their self fulfilling prophecies.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:12 PM (RH1Zb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 05:11 PM (sAmhv)
It would make more sense if they weren't having a different group of white men give them solutions to the White Men problem.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:12 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (VuQO/)
https://is.gd/aEEFtg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)
........
What's she doing out in the woods in that outfit? She's probably going to get poison oak.
Posted by: wth at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
This nutjob at the Atlantic combines them with guns, or something:
https://tinyurl.com/ywryhdst
"Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: H8 Marxist and RINO Rat Bastards at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (5DfsO)
How dare individuals exercise their privileges! That kind of lethal Marxist robospeak is well portrayed in "United Red Army" (2007).
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (kNgCR)
Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:09 PM (OuH7W)
"Blessed art thou amongst women,
And, like, real Galilean women, obviously,
Not those filthy Roman bitches,
Seriously, anyone is better than that...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (I+cPb)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (kNgCR)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom
Seriously?
I bet the Latinx breakfast tacox will approve
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:14 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
We're expecting again. Twins this time!! See you next year.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (4useT)
It muffles their screeching, and blocks out some of the Resting Bitch Face.
I endorse NASA space suits for all of them. Oxygen tanks are optional.
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (WmGrA)
******
If Ace's Cafe holds true to form it will be either a duckling or a capybara.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (kXYt5)
How dare individuals exercise their privileges! That kind of lethal Marxist robospeak is well portrayed in "United Red Army" (2007).
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (qpX6U)
Individualists!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: leftists at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (VuQO/)
As for Taylor, well, bless her heart.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (Ivdso)
Speaking of which, Twitchy made fun of a Seattle environmentalist who hypothesized that people attend Trump rallies because they lead such isolated lives in their rural communities and exurbs that they'll do **anything** to get together with other people.
He makes his living doing a popular podcast and other media explaining that gerbil warbeling will kill us all, but put out a classic note in June:
Attentive readers may recall that I’m supposed to be in Italy right now, vacationing with my family to celebrate my oldest son’s high school graduation and impending departure to college.
Just because global warming is an existential threat that will probably kill us all is no reason not to have a family vacation to Italy, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (1DlmY)
"Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)
Someone better tell Joe.. He always pretends to be counting his Beau rosary when he's ignoring the dead Soldiers he caused in the Afghanistan withdrawal
Posted by: It's me donna at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (bs+z0)
"Medicine is magical,
and magical is art--
Think of the boy in the bubble
and the baby with the baboon heart!
And I believe these are days of miracle and wonder...."
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (VuQO/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (HJDAV)
Fortunately, she's in a pseudo-discipline in which the only people who take her courses are other nuts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)
Well those of us that would like to have actual real studies in therapeutics would like to develop treatments that give you a fighting chance. But your left winger Malthusian friends see the death of the elderly and vulnerable as a feature, not as a bug. So have been stopping any studies into treatments and pushing boosters which make you more vulnerable.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (bs+z0)
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"I saw Father Wick kill twenty men...with a crucifix and an AR!" "But, mostly, an AR!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
AR-15, which art in heaven
Hallowed by thy thingy that goes up
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (gbzeC)
Fortunately, she's in a pseudo-discipline in which the only people who take her courses are other nuts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)
Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy.
Posted by: Future HR representative at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2022 05:15 PM (VuQO/)
I think because they think that at base, no one can believe in the power of prayer, that this and other symbols are just that, symbols of that which they hate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (HJDAV)
So, I don't buy the 'we slipped into an alternate reality' thing, and obviously no one magically altered texts that were printed nearly 50 years ago.
I am curious where that lions lay down with lambs meme came from that we all remember it before what's in Scripture.
Is it like that 'teach a man to fish' (which isn't in any Gospel) thing?
Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)
The Rosary is credited for the miracle known as the Battlle of Lepanto saving Europe from the mohamedan. Our Lady of Victory, pray for us.
Posted by: 7man at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (k8B25)
Ah. Could be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:19 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 15, 2022 05:19 PM (o3qF7)
This is just sour grapes from the AK platform devotees.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022
***
When I was a kid, my Golden Book Encyclopedia mentioned the world's largest rodent, the "three-foot capybara." I thought for a while it was called that because it only had 3 feet instead of 4.
Whaddaya want, I was 6.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Gridlock at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (nGsrQ)
Posted by: The Ninth Crusade at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Gridlock at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (nGsrQ)
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An easy A?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:21 PM (HJDAV)
This woman will never give up masking.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at August 15, 2022 05:21 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: SkylerKat at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (SXIn9)
Which is why the game would be so much fun.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
Must demonstrate competency at wokeness.
Posted by: 7man at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (qwO6y)
Just..asking for a fiend
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (RH1Zb)
This is just sour grapes from the AK platform devotees.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp
Kiss my SKS.
Posted by: Cal Ishnacough at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (lTGtQ)
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Blackrock, on behalf of the WEF.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (h2zkl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
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I'm guessing if you're nuts and identify as a non-binary trashcan, yes.
White hetero male? Automatic fail.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
Must demonstrate competency at wokeness.
Posted by: 7man at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (qwO6y)
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"White men suck (they're also all secretly gay but refuse to admit it because of toxic-masculinity), and the only solution is to put wise latina women in charge of a post-capitalist society based on fairness."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (Qd9jD)
Sadly, he never quite developed the nerve to do it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (bW8dp)
Just..asking for a fiend
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gbzeC)
Garroting someone is usually not defensive in nature...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (hwoGt)
I currently possess four of them. And three are expired.
But at one point, while stationed in Italy, Myself, Mrs VIA and Little VIA had two active passports.
One for official travel, and a regular civilian passport for recreational travel.
As well as my expired red passport.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (1n+EO)
Of all the nutty woke ideas, this has to be the nuttiest.
By the same "reasoning", racists are only racists because they're secretly black.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (5pTK/)
Hold my keypad.
Posted by: Lia Thomas at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)
Carbine.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (RH1Zb)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (Qd9jD)
Just..asking for a fiend
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gbzeC)
FUN FACT: The original Wonder Woman used a rosary as a magic lasso but they had to clean it up for the secular comic book audience.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (hwoGt)
=========
"I got this."
-Harrison Bergeron
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)
Pistol-caliber carbine.
If it's 9mm you can blow someone's lungs rib out of their body!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (llON8)
I thought wearing a mask on August 15, 2022 ment you voted for Biden
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pFudn)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:23 PM (gbzeC)
'Pistol Caliber Carbine' is the most common these days. But a carbine is also just a shortened version of a rifle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (Qe9sZ)
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (DB16e)
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Oh. An "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" thinks this. Whatever an "interdisciplinary Latina feminist performance studies scholar" is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pmpob)
Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2022 05:18 PM (kOpft)
There are several times when the Bible predicts a future without predator and prey, they pair wolf and lamb, and have the cats eating straw and the like, such as this from Isaiah:
"The wolf and the lamb shall graze together; the lion shall eat straw like the ox, and dust shall be the serpent's food"
My guess is when remembering this lion and lamb are brought together due to the alliteration and the wolf and ox are dropped as redundant.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (eoQWY)
Of all the nutty woke ideas, this has to be the nuttiest.
By the same "reasoning", racists are only racists because they're secretly black.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:24 PM (bW8dp)
Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Talcum X Shaun King at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (FJYfm)
Hmm.... now I'm thinking that if you strung the rosary with Kevlar thread, it would probably make a dandy garrote.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (bW8dp)
Or SMG.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (qpX6U)
Carbine usually refers to barrel length. Sub machine gun uses pistol rounds.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (RH1Zb)
Or SMG.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp
Bang stick.
Posted by: Primativo at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (WmGrA)
"Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.
Posted by: Off-white subterranean mutant at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pmpob)
The old term was "fraud"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 15, 2022 05:25 PM (pmpob)
She studies leftist women's theory, leftist gender theory and leftist sexuality theory. Three totally different subjects, dontcha know.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:26 PM (eoQWY)
Ahh back when college was a place for you know, ideas and shit, not indoctrination. And this wasn’t that long ago.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (66jxp)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (OuH7W)
Pikers. We worship the Hydrogen Bomb. Glory be to the Bomb, and to the holy fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.
- Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
while the world marches on??
"us"? She is medically disabled? Let me guess: ptsd, bipolar, anxiety, POTS, crohns, and fibromyalgia.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (hwoGt)
Time for another look at the Holy Hand Grenade?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (66jxp)
Say, you gonna eat that dog?
Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (66jxp)
Posted by: LASue at August 15, 2022 05:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Joe Mama
Thanks Bubbles Smolett!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 15, 2022 05:27 PM (66jxp)
you trusted puppy torturer Fauci's advice on canine care?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)
It's just ridiculous. As a polite person I don't want to say anything - but inside I'm just screaming "You're f*cking crazy you know that?"
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (NK0PI)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)
Years ago, a friend of mine was attending the local state university, and there was a poster up by a local women's group advertising a lecture complaining about the exploitation of women, with (PG) pictures from Playboy and whatnot on the poster.
A couple of Saudi students, who obviously didn't understand English very well, were gazing open-mouthed at the poster, and wondering why the university had classes in this.
My friend highly encouraged them to go to the talk, but unfortunately I don't think they went.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (HJDAV)
Many years ago there were places that would stamp a piece of paper and slip it into your passport. Places that you didn't want others to know about. Things have changed though.
I do know a person who has three passports, one U.S, one British and one Australian. She was born in the U.S. with an American father, lived in England with an English Mother and lived in Australia with an Australian husband. Don't know what she travels with.
Posted by: Javems at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)
Broadcast during Prime Time!!!
.... and did you know some people had watch parties???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
Thank God. I was afraid you were gonna say Monkeypox...
Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (cPGH3)
It's just ridiculous. As a polite person I don't want to say anything - but inside I'm just screaming "You're f*cking crazy you know that?"
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (NK0PI)
Perhaps it is just criminals coming from Boston and NYC
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)
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Country music after a carton of unfiltered cigs and a case of JD.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (5pTK/)
https://tinyurl.com/57b3pepc
Pretty sure Michael Jackson and Diana Ross already stared in that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Wally at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)
Country music, but with harmonica.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (guGkK)
Whaddaya want, I was 6.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 05:20 PM
Don't feel bad. 5 yr old me hearing the Walrus and the Carpenter wondered why someone would put wax on the ceiling. Then I learned about sealing wax.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
Thank God. I was afraid you were gonna say Monkeypox...
Posted by: MkY
Monkeypox mask goes on the other end of the dog.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (4useT)
I'd drop the first day of that loon's class....if there were a valid reason to be enrolled in it....
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 15, 2022 05:30 PM
Show her this. It will all be clear.
https://youtu.be/OL0F8HiKp6Q
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Joe Xiden
Let them pedal their talents elsewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
The economy goes through cycles, get it?
Cycles?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (guGkK)
Israel still does this, so other countries can't find out that you visited the Joo State.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
Most were probably just coasting anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Wally at August 15, 2022 05:31 PM (FJYfm)
He had 10000 baseballs released from a lab in Wuhan China.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Wally
His first one for the nats in 2020 was among the worst of all time. 50 cent level bad. Went way off to the side and didn't make it anywhere near far enough in the air. The Seattle one was a big looping toss but basically made it to the plate area.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (MGB5H)
@BillFOXLA
NEW: Live in Del Rio sector, which just saw 2,200 illegal crossings in 24 hours.
@RepTonyGonzales
recently returned from the Northern Triangle, & tells me the president of Guatemala told him he is willing to take more deportation flights, but Biden admin hasn't asked or called.
https://tinyurl.com/4ubeus39
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
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That was a vastly different "Good Morning, Peloton!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Joe Xiden
Most were probably just coasting anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Did their spokesman comment yet?
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
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That was a vastly different "Good Morning, Peloton!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (OaZlZ)
Good morning, unemployment line.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: William at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (zL564)
Posted by: TJ at August 15, 2022 05:36 PM (uKQr0)
https://www.danforthpewter.com
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Joe Xiden
As long as they aren't just spinning their wheels, they'll be okay.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
Thank God. I was afraid you were gonna say Monkeypox...
Posted by: MkY
Monkeypox mask goes on the other end of the dog.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 15, 2022 05:33 PM (4useT)
Condoms, people.
Posted by: Fraudci at August 15, 2022 05:37 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:38 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:38 PM (OaZlZ)
The upcoming economic crisis will be awful, but it will be fun to see all the snot-nosed Leftists who think that their employer should cater to their every whim suddenly learn about life.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 15, 2022 05:39 PM (zL564)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)
==
We are also getting some better numbers on how many people died because of the delay or cancellation of health care during the lockdowns. The number is around 200,000 right now - and it is probably still growing. Every public health official should be jailed and fined a gazillion dollars.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 15, 2022 05:41 PM (xWZcb)
Posted by: Joe Mama
Bubba Wallace claimed a rope to pull down the NASCAR garages was a noose. FBI investigated it and said it was a rope, but not a noose. Bubba never apologized.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2022 05:42 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Qd9jD)
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That was a vastly different "Good Morning, Peloton!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2022 05:35 PM (OaZlZ)
==
I like the product - I hope they make it. One of the few exercise products that has every helped me. Find the right instructor and no problems with the woke silliness.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 15, 2022 05:42 PM (xWZcb)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 15, 2022 05:34 PM (I2/tG)
Two I knew about, but did no travel to, were South Africa if you went anywhere in the rest of Africa and Libya if you were American.
Boy you got to watch out for autocorrect when spelling Libya.
Posted by: Javems at August 15, 2022 05:43 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:43 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2022 05:45 PM (Ivdso)
Boy you got to watch out for autocorrect when spelling Libya.
Posted by: Javems at August 15, 2022 05:43 PM
Tell me about it.
- Volvo
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 15, 2022 05:45 PM (Qd9jD)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 15, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)
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There will never be a trial - just a way to make breathless accusations - and try to damage Trump. When you are this desperate you know you are screwed.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 15, 2022 05:47 PM (xWZcb)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 05:49 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 06:09 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: uncouth jay marks at August 15, 2022 06:12 PM (GT8Ln)
So mask up peons, and before you have anal sex with 20 random guys remember to put bandaids on your open sores.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
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And wear crocs while having sex. Socks optional.
Posted by: Ciampino - white socks of course at August 15, 2022 06:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 15, 2022 06:44 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 15, 2022 05:16 PM (HJDAV)
One might have been an official/diplomatic passport.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 15, 2022 07:25 PM (CUTlH)
Posted by: Rbastid at August 15, 2022 07:57 PM (9k6Db)
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