Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/14/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I
“It is stunning. It’s like a lost world. It feels almost like Jurassic Park – different from anywhere else on the estate.” Project manager Ben Eardley


Quote II

“From their vantage point, it’s a million dollars very well spent. It’s pretty rare you see this direct of a return on your investment. So, I guess I would congratulate them.” Dean Baker, a senior economist at the Center for Economic and Policy Research, a liberal-leaning think tank


Quote III

“The situation is entirely unique because the actions of the prosecutors here are incredibly outrageous. There’s no question in my mind that the [Justice Department’s] flagrant disregard of President Trump’s clemency order is motivated by acrimony towards him." New York criminal defense attorney Joe Tacopina

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The Comments of The Week

(In no particular order)


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132 You are watching the whole Federal government lose its collective mind obsessing over one man who no longer holds office, never accepted a salary and likely has foregone his pension.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 06:41 PM (1Nxff)

(Submitted by Clutch)


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Scooter who? Scooter Libby and the insufferable Cheneys. An interesting read especially about the incestuous Deep Swamp.


“Ihave been ashamed to hear members of my party attacking the integrity of the FBI agents involved with the recent Mar-a-Lago search,” the perversely self-righteous Liz Cheney tweeted on Thursday. “These are sickening comments that put the lives of patriotic public servants at risk.”
Rep. Cheney seems to have forgotten one significant event in her family’s political life: the same weaponized deep state that okayed the raid on Mar-a-Lago convicted her father’s chief-of-staff Lewis “Scooter” Libby on charges that were as manufactured as those leveled against President Trump. If Liz has forgotten, former vice president Dick Cheney surely remembers.

Trump’s pardon should have gladdened Cheney’s heart. It certainly did Scooter Libby’s.

In June 2007, Libby was convicted in a D.C. court of one count of obstruction of justice, two counts of lying under oath, and one count of making false statements. “I believe firmly that Scooter was unjustly accused and prosecuted and deserved a pardon,” Mr. Cheney told CNN’s John King in 2009, adding, “I was clearly not happy that we, in effect, left Scooter sort of hanging in the wind.” By “we” Cheney meant President George W. Bush. Cheney did little to conceal his disgust with Bush for failing to pardon Libby.

The charges against Libby stemmed from an investigation into the leak of the name of the low-level, Langley-based, CIA agent Valerie Plame. The White House was alleged to have leaked her name to punish her husband, Joe Wilson, an international hustler and occasional ambassador. Wilson purported to be a whistleblower. He wasn’t. He was a showboater.

No “scandal” in recent history promised so much and delivered so little. The media liked Plame because she looked good. They liked Wilson for the same reason they liked Michael Avenatti, his willingness to give authoritative cover to their preferred narrative, in this case the belief that the White House, Cheney in particular, consciously lied about WMDs in Iraq.

The leak, in fact, had nothing to do with Libby or Dick Cheney. No matter. In 2003, the ubiquitous mischief maker James Comey, then deputy attorney general, pressured his boss John Ashcroft into recusing himself from investigating the leak. (The deep state had apparently field tested the “recusal” con before running it on Attorney General Jeff Sessions in 2017.) To head up the 2003 investigation, Comey appointed Patrick Fitzgerald, a U.S. Attorney from Chicago and the godfather of one of Comey’s children. In 2017, Comey would choose Fitzgerald to represent him after being fired by Trump.


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What does Denmark know that Fauci and his sycophants don't?

Yesterday, we learned that the CDC is basically pulling the plug on the pandemic and telling everyone to just get on with their lives. When NPR covered the story, they gave the impression that there wasn’t going to be as much of a push to get people vaccinated, either. But that’s just here in the United States. Across the pond, the changes to official government policy are coming in a more fast and furious fashion. It was just announced in Denmark that vaccinations for children are ending entirely. We’re not talking about removing mandates. Denmark is effectively outlawing the vaccination of children for COVID, saying it will “no longer be possible” for children under the age of 18 to receive first shots immediately and second shots will be banned in September. (Dennis Prager)


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The Hodge Twins.......Counselor Says Minor-Attracted Persons Are Being Marginalized


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As Sean Hannity would say, "They are great Americans."

Recall, investigative reporter Paul Sperry was suspended from Twitter earlier this week after he revealed the FBI may have had a personal stake and searched for classified documents related to Spygate.

“DEVELOPING: Investigators reportedly met back in June w Trump & his lawyers in Mar-a-Lago storage rm to survey docs & things seemed copasetic but then FBI raids weeks later. Speculation on Hill FBI had PERSONAL stake & searching for classified docs related to its #Spygate scandal.” – investigative journalist Paul Sperry said in a tweet Tuesday before getting suspended from Twitter.


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I don't know about you. But the last thing I want to be accused of is being an alienist.

Space boffin wants alien hunters to be more diverse - to stop people becoming alienist

Alien expert Rebecca Charbonneau has warned humans that they will need to become more diverse when hunting for aliens otherwise we run the risk of being "alienist"


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The Swamp, truth is stranger than fiction. You just can't make this shit up.

Of Course: Liz Cheney’s Husband Works for Law Firm that Represents Hunter Biden

I want her re-election to go down in flames so bad.


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Somewhere along the way, there was a lack of communication. This probably worked out for the best in the long run.

Update: Meat-Loving Groom Secretly Cancels Vegan Meals, Bride Cancels Wedding and Leaves Him
This bride discovered that her fiancé had gone behind her back and canceled the vegan meals she had ordered. This put the couple in a dicey situation, put marriage plans in doubt, and led the bride to rethink the engagement.

In an update just posted, the original poster has returned to share with readers that she had decided to break off the engagement entirely and leave her fiancé.

The original thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit by u/SarahJake2022, who initially posted the topic to see if she was in the wrong for her reaction to learning that her fiancé had canceled the vegan dishes that she had organized for her family. Worth noting here that the bride has multiple family members who are vegan, and her family is paying for the catering service.


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The doomsayers are never held accountable. What a shame.

According to Al Gore, based on statements and “science” from “leading climate experts”, the Arctic was supposed to be ice-free in the summer already years ago.

Now that the summer ice melt season in the Arctic will end soon, by the middle of next month, it’s a good time to see how Al Gore’s prediction is faring. To do this we look at the latest from data the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC):


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Talk about lazy and just mailing it in.

The House of Representatives on Friday voted to pass the $700 billion “Inflation Reduction” Act, which would not reduce inflation, and 158 of the lawmakers voted by proxy.

The 158 lawmakers decided to vote by proxy at a time when there has been controversy surrounding the capability, as the Senate still required its members to vote in person.

Lazy disgusting slugs.


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The days following the 9/11 attacks on NYC, Mayor Rudy Giuliani was outstanding. However, it is time for Rudy Giuliani to slip into the background and shut his piehole.

Giuliani says Trump will "raid every one of Biden's houses" if the ex-president runs and wins in 2024.
"Breaking into the home of a former president is a political act," Giuliani told The New York Post.
The FBI is probing Trump for potential violations of the Espionage Act and obstruction of justice.
Rudy Giuliani earlier this week said former President Donald Trump would "raid" President Joe Biden's homes if he were to win the White House in 2024, with the ex-personal lawyer to the former president arguing that the FBI's search of Trump's Mar-a-Lago club was a "political act."


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We all knew he pulled the trigger. Now the FBI says he did. The FBI? I'll have to think about that one.

In yet another investigatory coup by the FBI, the bureau’s crack forensic boffins have officially determined what literally everyone else who knows even the first thing about firearms knew almost immediately after the movie set shooting last October. Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger on the revolver that day, killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounding director Joel Souza.

Since everything the FBI does seems to be an open book these days, ABC News got its hands on the bureau’s findings . . .

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Fiberglass Insulation Emporium


On this day: August 14, 1988 - Roy Buchanan
Guitarist Roy Buchanan died after hanging himself with his own shirt in Fairfax County Adult Detention Center having been arrested for drunkenness. Buchanan released over 15 solo albums; Jeff Beck dedicated the song 'Cause We've Ended As Lovers' to Buchanan in 1975 on his Blow by Blow album. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: August 14, 1941 - David Crosby
American singer-songwriter and guitarist David Crosby, a founding member of both the Byrds and Crosby, Stills & Nash. With CS&N he had the 1969 UK No.17 single 'Marrakesh Express', 1970 US No.11 single with Crosby, Stills Nash & Young plus the 1970 US No.1 album 'Deja Vu' and the 1975 US No. 6 solo album 'Wind On The Water'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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The ONT is proud to announce a couple of Genius Award Winners tonight.


With friends like this who needs enemies? Posthumous Genius Award Winner

A man was crushed to death by a trash compactor after climbing into the garbage chute with the help of two people, according to the New York Police Department (NYPD).

The man’s body was found in a Brooklyn apartment building on Gates Avenue in the Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood at around 4:00 a.m. on Friday.

Loud pipes save lives. Gun fire can take them away. Genius Award Winner.

ST. PAUL, Minn. — A Blaine man is in serious trouble with the law after he allegedly shot at a trio of motorcyclists and rammed a sheriff's deputy's squad car during an ensuing police chase.

The St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Friday that 21-year-old Carson McCoy was charged Thursday in Anoka County with second-degree assault and fleeing police in a motor vehicle.

According to the charges, the three motorcyclists were stopped at a red light in Ham Lake on Wednesday afternoon. A BMW ran the red light and nearly hit them.

The motorcyclists eventually got ahead of the car and started yelling at the driver, later identified as McCoy. He allegedly sped around them and fired a handgun out of the sun roof and through the driver's side window.


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Better gun control required. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Alleged intruders in Sherman Oaks, California, fled the scene early Saturday morning after a homeowner awoke, retrieved a gun, and began shooting at them.

ABC 7 reports that the incident occurred just after 1:30 a.m.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 8-14-2022


Top 10 commenters:
1 [758 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)' [106.40 posts/day]
2 [563 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang'
3 [504 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
4 [498 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
5 [447 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
6 [426 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
7 [420 comments] 'SMH at what's coming'
8 [416 comments] 'Helena Handbasket'
9 [407 comments] 'REDACTED'
10 [383 comments] 'rhennigantx'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [250 names] 'Ciampino - how many chins?' [35.09 unique names/day]
2 [202 names] 'Misanthropic Dildo'
3 [68 names] 'Count de Monet'
4 [54 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
5 [47 names] '18-1'
6 [40 names] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
7 [40 names] 'I Mean'
8 [33 names] 'OrangeEnt'
9 [30 names] 'Axeman'
10 [25 names] 'REDACTED'


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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 09:53 PM (Bd6X8)

2 Hey!

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 14, 2022 09:55 PM (dJs6r)

3 good evening

Posted by: wing at August 14, 2022 09:55 PM (PlW9M)

4 MisHum goes full Teddy Kaczynski with his cabin pic.

I approve.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 14, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 No Nood?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 14, 2022 09:56 PM (fe7in)

6 Looks like a nice hidey-hole, that top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 09:56 PM (7bRMQ)

7

¡Hola, amigxs!

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 09:56 PM (PSvQX)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 09:57 PM (T4tVD)

9 now to go back and read the content

Posted by: wing at August 14, 2022 09:57 PM (PlW9M)

10 Nutz!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 14, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

11 That first quote can't be right!!!! Dams don't help with water, they're just a blight on the landscape!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)

12 I really like the cabin in the lead picture, but it looks like the kind of location where the nearest neighbors would probably be too darn close!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 14, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

13 I'll just throw this out
Crosby has always been a
Complete POS

Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 14, 2022 10:00 PM (OdQQw)

14 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:01 PM (LsEU/)

15 2 [202 names] 'Misanthropic Dildo'

Heh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 14, 2022 10:01 PM (T0E7O)

16 Thank you for the fine ONT MisHum!

My father is not doing well so will probably going to Iowa this next week

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 14, 2022 10:02 PM (/UQ/R)

17 13 I'll just throw this out
Crosby has always been a
Complete POS
Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 14, 2022 10:00 PM (OdQQw)

I will not argue with that fact.

But, the This Day In Music was pretty bare.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

18 I'll just throw this out
Crosby has always been a
Complete POS
Posted by: Captain Haiku

Extra points would have been awarded if in the form of a Haiku but, we'll allow it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (LsEU/)

19 I would like to hear the meat-loving groom's side of things. Did he just realize that marrying into a vegan family was a bad idea??

Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (foa6+)

20 4 MisHum goes full Teddy Kaczynski with his cabin pic.

I approve.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 14, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

One of my brothers decided to read Kaczynski's manifesto, for reasons unknown.

He ended up saying that 'you know, I think ol' Teddy had a point.'

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (T0E7O)

21 Is that Richard Proenike's cabin in the top pic ?

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (T4tVD)

22 David Crosby needs a new liver. Won't you please help?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)

23 David Crosby needs a new liver. Won't you please help?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)


Will he accept Dr. Fauci's liver...?

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2022 10:06 PM (V13WU)

24 David Crosby needs a new liver. Won't you please help?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Ummmm......Nah !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:06 PM (T4tVD)

25 I'm watching The Lego Batman Movie and it's already in my Top 5 Batmans. And the top spot is for Batman: The Animated Series.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 14, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

26 I'll just throw this out
Crosby has always been a
Complete POS

Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 14, 2022 10:00 PM (OdQQw)

I always thought so too, but I made too much money with him.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at August 14, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)

27 One of my brothers decided to read Kaczynski's manifesto, for reasons unknown.

He ended up saying that 'you know, I think ol' Teddy had a point.'
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (T0E7O)


An opinion shared by a lot who have read it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2022 10:07 PM (anj39)

28 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Day 2 of assimilating Allie the Cat into my household went fairly smoothly. She explored her sunroom a bit more.

What does it mean when a cat lets you pet her, but still growls when you do?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)

29 Good evening, all.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:07 PM (G54Y6)

30 Why is there a pic of an extremely gay joe scarborough holding an extremely gay guitar in the side bar. Wait, that looks like a fender jazzmaster. Nice job dickhead, even semi iconic guitars look gay in your hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:08 PM (VwHCD)

31 Would SMH please email me?

diesel_f250@yahoo.com

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2022 10:08 PM (W7mx6)

32 Willowed from gub thread.

Had to step away and bury some lambs. Sigh...
I hate that, really gives me a hard time dealing with it. Got a little one and a blind one in the house to keep warm. They may not make it.
Anyhoo, the good news is my full auto AK which had been welded at muzzle and chamber has now been chamber reamed and the bore is mint. Will put it back together today, that if the rear sight block wants to go back on. Barrel is easy, sight block was heat , 10 ton press, more heat and finally me using the biggest hammer in the workshop to get off. Another gun lives!

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at August 14, 2022 10:08 PM (bgJ0E)

33 22 David Crosby needs a new liver. Won't you please help?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)


Again? Didn't he already have a replacement/transplant?

Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2022 10:08 PM (oTZbj)

34 Thanks for a splendid Sunday night ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice cabin ya got there! Firefall was pure pop but great to listen to.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (U6KdO)

35 I worked with a woman who was a vegan but her husband and kids weren't. She said one morning her husband was cooking bacon for himself and the kids and she asked him what was for supper that night. He said steak and she said get an extra one out. That was the end of her vegan adventure.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (dTFZY)

36 Firefall, now there's a band that doesn't get enough play.

Certainly the sounds of the late 70's early 80's.

#inmycatalogue

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

37 I saw a headline on the interweb that Clint Eastwood had died but nothing else. Must be a hoax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (FVME7)

38 "Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger on the revolver that day, killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounding director Joel Souza."

I can believe it is likely Baldwin did it in rage, and broke protocol on firing at someone, (whether aware it was loaded or not)

BUT my suspicion is Alec was so wanting an adrenaline high, he had actual intent, colluded, wanted to kill this conservative woman ("Satan" in his view) that he actually conspired n her murder. It is his nature. But he will be protected as a liberal, the victim was "conservative" so deserved death, the machinery will protect the murderer.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (Cus5s)

39 The only thing that cabin is missing is a sign in front saying Lair of Diogenes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (anj39)

40 If memory serves, Roy Buchanan opened for the Dead in Lewiston, Maine. He was great. I knew none of his music, but the song "Goose Grease" stuck in my head for years and I had to track it down.

Posted by: Splunge at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (cm/80)

41 Thanks for the ONT.

Nice Beaver!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (dNqv+)

42 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (qAR6u)

43 Didn't noted fossil fuel hater Al Gore also sell his little media empire to one of the fossil fuel loving Arab states?

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (UewuT)

44 {{{WDS}}}

Prayers up for you and your Dad, and prayers for safe travels.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (U6KdO)

45 The only thing that cabin is missing is a sign in front saying Lair of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'da bet good money that the Cabin of Diogenes would have had a lantern out front.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (LsEU/)

46 Extra points would have been awarded if in the form of a Haiku but, we'll allow it.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (LsEU/)
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Fine. It's a seneyu.
Call my Japanese lawyer.
His name's "Sosumi".

Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (OdQQw)

47 Is that Richard Proenike's cabin in the top pic ?
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:03 PM (T4tVD)

It's Bear Claw Chris Lapp's cabin. He gonna lead a grizzly bear into it for pilgrim Jerimiah Johnson to skin. Good fun.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)

48 Of Course: Liz Cheney’s Husband Works for Law Firm that Represents Hunter Biden

Official Washington is more inbred than a West Virginia trailer camp.

It's a small club, and you aren't in it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

49 22 David Crosby needs a new liver. Won't you please help?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)

Nope, two is more than enough...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)

50 I'm watching the Northman.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (ybIRR)

51 I'da bet good money that the Cabin of Diogenes would have had a lantern out front.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (LsEU/)


Burning day and night!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2022 10:12 PM (anj39)

52 Now we know why the Fib never raided the clintons.(Cleptons ?)
no agent would be caught dead within a quarter mile of either of their underwear drawers. Not a nuclear deterrent but a biological one

Posted by: Lord Percy at August 14, 2022 10:13 PM (iSbhf)

53 34 Thanks for a splendid Sunday night ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice cabin ya got there! Firefall was pure pop but great to listen to.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (U6KdO)

You're welcome and thank you

I listen to them occasionally when painting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

54 Huh. I boarded this week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 10:13 PM (dNqv+)

55 Also, wasn't the lady that ARRIC BARRWIN shot of Ukrainian origin? Clearly he is the lapdog of Pooootin.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 10:13 PM (UewuT)

56 41 Thanks for the ONT.

Nice Beaver!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (dNqv+)

42 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (qAR6u)

I did not intend this (was referring to the first quote.) But a nice bit of Horde serendipity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (dNqv+)

57 Calendar says Friday is BJ Clinton's birthday.

Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)

58 I'da bet good money that the Cabin of Diogenes would have had a lantern out front.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (LsEU/)


Burning day and night!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2022 10:12 PM (anj39)

+1

Posted by: Tom Bodett at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (4I/2K)

59 I honestly do not understand the "alienist" stuff. Does she mean the people LOOKING for aliens should be more diverse OR does she mean we could all become more diverse if we were more accepting of aliens? And what do the aliens have to say?

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo)

60 Didn't noted fossil fuel hater Al Gore also sell his little media empire to one of the fossil fuel loving Arab states?
Posted by: CppThis

Latest rumor I read wax that the FIBBIES had to act because Trump was getting ready to sell nuclear secrets to the Saudis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

61 MisHum goes full Teddy Kaczynski with his cabin pic.

I approve.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutchin

As I've mentioned in the past, a buddy and I got my car stuck on
an old mining road on Stemple pass and had to walk back to Lincoln, MT hoping to get a tow truck. We saw this small cabin and checked it out to see if anyone was home. No answer so back to walking.

A few years later, there there was the cabin on TV.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2022 10:15 PM (MujTL)

62 50 I'm watching the Northman.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 14, 2022 10:11 PM (ybIRR)
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Loved it (sorry Ace). Bloody good time. Valkyrie was fierce.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 14, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

63 That cabin has all the earmarks of a lair of white supremacists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:15 PM (XG2Fi)

64 I honestly do not understand the "alienist" stuff. Does she mean the people LOOKING for aliens should be more diverse OR does she mean we could all become more diverse if we were more accepting of aliens? And what do the aliens have to say?

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo)

I'm pretty accepting of aliens, I want my own Deathstar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (VwHCD)

65 Ace didn't like The Northman?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (ybIRR)

66 Evenin'
(Sips beer )

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

67 I honestly do not understand the "alienist" stuff. Does she mean the people LOOKING for aliens should be more diverse OR does she mean we could all become more diverse if we were more accepting of aliens? And what do the aliens have to say?
Posted by: LRob in TX

All I know is that the aliens like butt stuff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (FVME7)

68 And what do the aliens have to say?
Posted by: LRob in TX

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (LsEU/)

69 Of Course: Liz Cheney’s Husband Works for Law Firm that Represents Hunter Biden I want her re-election to go down in flames so bad. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Of course: I’ve decided to endorse @RepLizCheney for the Republican nomination for the House seat In Wyoming it’s my first time endorsing in a GOP primary. But I think Al Franken’s support will carry a lot of weight with WY Republicans. - Al Franken

I am thinking his endorsement just added another ten points to how much Hageman's winning total.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7syr7d


Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (FF+On)

70 A few years later, there there was the cabin on TV.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2022 10:15 PM (MujTL)

Whoa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

71 You are watching the whole Federal government lose its collective mind obsessing over one man who no longer holds office, never accepted a salary and likely has foregone his pension.

And they are almost certain to arrest him - the only question is before or after the midterms.

I hope that there is someone in the Biden Administration trying to talk them away from the cliff, but I have my doubts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

72 Klaatu Barada Nikto

I suspected that would be their response . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 14, 2022 10:17 PM (KTPXo)

73 Nice column you did earlier, Mis Hum, on judgments that somehow never get paid. Funny how that always seems to go one way...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:17 PM (U6KdO)

74 57 Calendar says Friday is BJ Clinton's birthday.
Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)

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Word is the the Energizer Bunny has learned some new tricks just for the occasion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:17 PM (XG2Fi)

75 I honestly do not understand the "alienist" stuff. Does she mean the people LOOKING for aliens should be more diverse OR does she mean we could all become more diverse if we were more accepting of aliens? And what do the aliens have to say?
Posted by: LRob in TX

All I know is that the aliens like butt stuff.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck

Hoping this knowledge is not empirically based.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (FF+On)

76 Here's the thing about the Baldwin shooting. It was filmed. Baldwin himself said the cameras were rolling. So it took the FBI about a year to determine that he pulled the trigger. Which we all knew as soon as the story came out. And they had the film.

Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (6TxNR)

77 Klaatu Barada Nikto
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM (LsEU/)

*necronomicon is deaf in one ear, opens gate to hell*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (dNqv+)

78 Of course: I’ve decided to endorse @RepLizCheney for the Republican nomination for the House seat In Wyoming it’s my first time endorsing in a GOP primary. But I think Al Franken’s support will carry a lot of weight with WY Republicans. - Al Franken

Actually, by Franken standards, that's a pretty good joke, and I am sure was meant as such.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

79 Nice ONT MisHum.

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (T4tVD)

80 American Spectator has been 'pick of the litter' since the 90s. Probably before but that's when I found them.

R. Emmett Tyrrell, he's the man

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (G54Y6)

81 You are watching the whole Federal government lose its collective mind obsessing over one man who no longer holds office, never accepted a salary and likely has foregone his pension.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 06:41 PM (1Nxff)


So much truth right there.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)

82 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Great as always.

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 14, 2022 10:19 PM (KTPXo)

83 I see the fbi has been running focus groups again.
In an effort to blunt the groundswell of complaints about their raiding PDTs house, they are saying extremists are threatening a...now don't go into vapors...a "dirty bomb!"
REEEEEE!!!!!
No doubt they have a list of really scary boogymen scenarios that the media will dutifully, and breathlessly, pass along.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2022 10:19 PM (anj39)

84 Beartooth, it's too bad old Ted couldn't have helped you get your car unstuck. That would've been the bomb.

/rimshot

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 10:19 PM (OdQQw)

85 All I know is that the aliens like butt stuff.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck

Hoping this knowledge is not empirically based.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (FF+On)

Have you learned nothing from us?

Posted by: The Greys at August 14, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)

86 Hmm, this is the second time I've been on the first list. Maybe I should think about taking a day or two off....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:20 PM (llON8)

87 We should all ship our used underwear to bj Clepton for his birthday

Posted by: Lord Percy at August 14, 2022 10:21 PM (iSbhf)

88 Just ignore the arctic ithe level, guys. I'm thuper therial that ManBearPig is jutht hiding. He could spring at any time.

Posted by: AlGore at August 14, 2022 10:21 PM (ftFVW)

89 Relaxing, listening to Van Morrison.
(Sips beer)

Thanks to whoever here (probably MisHum) for introducing me to the amazing Roy Buchanan. Never heard of him until a video of his got posted here a while back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

90 >>> 44 {{{WDS}}}

Prayers up for you and your Dad, and prayers for safe travels.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:10 PM (U6KdO)

+1

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (llON8)

91 {{{WDS}}} Sorry to hear your dad isn't well, and safe travels.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (pkAcY)

92 73 Nice column you did earlier, Mis Hum, on judgments that somehow never get paid. Funny how that always seems to go one way...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:17 PM (U6KdO)

Will see how long Alex Jones can hold off on his legal/financial problems.

I wouldn't be surprised if Dems don't call for Debtor Prisons.

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

93 Beartooth, it's too bad old Ted couldn't have helped you get your car unstuck. That would've been the bomb.

/rimshot
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 10:19 PM (

Ha! He was probably in town mailing a bomb.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (MujTL)

94 The 158 lawmakers decided to vote by proxy at a time when there has been controversy surrounding the capability, as the Senate still required its members to vote in person.

So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)

95 82 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Great as always.
Posted by: LRob in TX at August 14, 2022 10:19 PM (KTPXo)

Thanks so much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2022 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

96 Dirty bomb? Oh no, not again!

JILL!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2022 10:23 PM (OdQQw)

97 The FIBBIES and CBS News, fast like lightning!

Mark Hemingway@Heminator
One thing the Inflation Reduction Act may not do: Lower inflation - CBS News

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:23 PM (FVME7)

98 What does it mean when a cat lets you pet her, but still growls when you do?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)


That you're in mortal danger if you keep petting her. Give her some more time to adapt.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2022 10:24 PM (ZSK0i)

99 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.
Posted by: Romeo13

Rules, schmules!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:24 PM (LsEU/)

100 I wanna peek in hillary's drawers Said no-one ever

Posted by: Lord Percy at August 14, 2022 10:24 PM (iSbhf)

101 >>> 76 Here's the thing about the Baldwin shooting. It was filmed. Baldwin himself said the cameras were rolling. So it took the FBI about a year to determine that he pulled the trigger. Which we all knew as soon as the story came out. And they had the film.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (6TxNR)

Mr. Baldwin told us he didn't pull the trigger. See, it's right here in this 302 form.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at August 14, 2022 10:24 PM (llON8)

102 I only huff ethanol free gasoline.

It was proper for the FBI to determine that the Colt held by Alec Baldwin could not have fired without him pulling the trigger. Remigton 700 made during the dark low quality years and a certain Chinese pistol come to mind of examples of firearms that don't require a trigger pull. I've had a couple of used worn slap out guns that would drop the hammer if you looked at them funny.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 14, 2022 10:24 PM (3AD8C)

103 No doubt they have a list of really scary boogymen scenarios that the media will dutifully, and breathlessly, pass along.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2022 10:19 PM (anj39)

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Didn't Dr. Evil have a nuclear bomb that would drill into the Earth's magma and set off volcanic eruptions around the world?

Have they considered that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi)

104 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)

Congress is not legally required to follow their rules. A congress filled with patriots would, but this congress is not filled with patriots.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)

105 WDS prayers for your dad.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

106 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.

Yeah, kind of hard to argue that you are a deliberative body if you don't have to show up to vote in person.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

107 That cabin.
I want it.

I'd happily be a cabin wench there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

108 Ha! He was probably in town mailing a bomb.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (MujTL)

Or he was running around trying to get rid of one. Some days you can't get rid of a bomb.

Posted by: Adam West, The Real Batman at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)

109

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other aliens can't deny

Posted by: Sir Grey a Lot at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (63Dwl)

110 The cabin at first glance looks very cool, like so many others posted here. Then you notice the rotten fascia board in front and the missing railing and say, maybe that cabin is a fixer-upper.

Maybe it's a knocker downer.

Posted by: Buddy at August 14, 2022 10:27 PM (MFphb)

111 106 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.

Yeah, kind of hard to argue that you are a deliberative body if you don't have to show up to vote in person.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

I'll have to check and see if my Rep voted via proxy...

Seems like a cut and dry case of me NOT BEING REPRESENTED.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:27 PM (oHd/0)

112 Here's the thing about the Baldwin shooting. It was filmed. Baldwin himself said the cameras were rolling. So it took the FBI about a year to determine that he pulled the trigger. Which we all knew as soon as the story came out. And they had the film.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (6TxNR)

Mr. Baldwin told us he didn't pull the trigger. See, it's right here in this 302 form.
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE

He was aiming at The Invisible Swordsman !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:27 PM (T4tVD)

113 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)
* * * *
This is what MTG and a handful of other Republicans have been asking for two years now.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:27 PM (U6KdO)

114
Yeah, kind of hard to argue that you are a deliberative body if you don't have to show up to vote in person.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

But what if they did it deliberately?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

115 I like big butts and I can not lie
You other Congressmen can't deny

Posted by: Liz Cheney! at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

116 Thank you LS! I6nteresting that you were the only one to respond

Maybe why I haven't been posting.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

117 107 That cabin.
I want it.

I'd happily be a cabin wench there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

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How are you at choppin' wood?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

118 Hmm, this is the second time I've been on the first list. Maybe I should think about taking a day or two off....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
----
{{{Helena}}}

Naw, keep on posting, you've been bringing the quality snark as always!

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (pkAcY)

119 WDS prayers for your dad.
Posted by: jewells45

Seconded.

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:29 PM (T4tVD)

120 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.
Posted by: Romeo13

There was a Quora. QDPsteve is now the Parliamentarian.

Posted by: Quasi-Misanthropic Miklos at August 14, 2022 10:29 PM (hXIvZ)

121 That cabin.
I want it.

I'd happily be a cabin wench there.
Posted by: nurse ratched


*Starts furiously digging through "Cabin for sale" ads.*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 10:29 PM (Bd6X8)

122 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (T4tVD)

123 The White man gave me a big butt.

- Tank Abrams

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (FVME7)

124 Cancelling the vegan meal for the bride's family was a dickhead move. Veganism is silly cult, but if you invite members of said cult to your shindig, you should offer them vegan grub.

His biggest mistake was agreeing to marry a vegan woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (vI6Q8)

125 Any shares on using Viagra ?

Posted by: Lord Percy &&& at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (iSbhf)

126 One of my clients years ago was a lawyer whose return address was on one of Kazinsky's bombs. Apparently picked at random. He had to go testify that he didn't mail it.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2022 10:31 PM (sn5EN)

127 How are you at choppin' wood?
Posted by: Cicero

Not much practice.
I'm better at cooking and cleaning and other stuff.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

128 His biggest mistake was agreeing to marry a vegan woman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was certain one of the Horde would get to the heart of the matter pretty quickly.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:31 PM (LsEU/)

129 Worth noting here that the bride has multiple family members who are vegan, and her family is paying for the catering service.

A house divided...

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:31 PM (G54Y6)

130 His biggest mistake was agreeing to marry a vegan woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (vI6Q

His second biggest mistake was expecting a bj from someone who refuses to eat meat....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)

131 JT

Posted by: mail Order Ukrainian Cabin Wenches For Sale at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (hXIvZ)

132 That first quote can't be right!!!! Dams don't help with water, they're just a blight on the landscape!!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)

The beavers will get loose, and colonize other bodies of water in Old Blighty. They're gonna be sorrrry!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (vI6Q8)

133 Nomination for Genius Award: Anne Heche.

First she manages to run her car into an apartment building. Then she leaves the scene of the accident turning it into a hit and run. Then she crashes into a house, causing a fire that destroys the home, and ultimately dies of her injuries. Preliminary blood tests indicate she had both cocaine and Fentanyl in her system.

Genius!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (hVqGz)

134 His biggest mistake was agreeing to marry a vegan woman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (vI6Q

Yeah, if she ain't eatin the meat before marriage... ain't no way she will ever 'eat the meat' post wedding.

/waggles eyebrows

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (oHd/0)

135 Thank you LS! I6nteresting that you were the only one to respond

Maybe why I haven't been posting.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *
I may have been first, but not the only, and not by a long shot.

Hang in there, darlin. Know that our love and prayers go with you. Always.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (U6KdO)

136 His second biggest mistake was expecting a bj from someone who refuses to eat meat....

*spews wine out of nose.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (nxdel)

137 There is a moment in The Silmarillion where ?Turin? goes into a crypt and takes the sword of a king, similar to Conan the Barbarian.

My first thought is to compare The Northman to Hamlet, but with less words, words, words.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (ybIRR)

138 I'll just throw this out
Crosby has always been a
Complete POS
Posted by: Captain Haiku at August 14, 2022 10:00 PM (OdQQw)

It's not his fault. He just keeps getting surly livers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (vI6Q8)

139 102 Remigton 700 made during the dark low quality years and a certain Chinese pistol come to mind of examples of firearms that don't require a trigger pull. I've had a couple of used worn slap out guns that would drop the hammer if you looked at them funny.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 14, 2022 10:24 PM (3AD8C)


Guy I know once hosted a business event in Florida, and Florida Man showed up with a loaded Glock in his back pocket because of course he did. Someone slapped him and the gun went off, boom buttshot. Cops were supposedly a big pain in the ass too, though probably not as painful as getting shot by one's own crappy pistol.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)

140 {{{WDS}}}

90
91
105
119

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (llON8)

141 I thought an "alienist" was a psychiatrist. Is that what they're afraid of? Their therapist?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (BJKQV)

142 I'd happily be a cabin wench there.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*Starts furiously digging through "Cabin for sale" ads.*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 10:29 PM (Bd6X

LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)

143 Is it finally getting through how deadly the so-called vaccine is? Denmark isn't just stopping the mandates, they’re forbidding this poison from being pumped into children. The first shot is banned immediately and the second shots will follow. No, it’s not clear why they can’t just ban all the shots at once, but anyway…

Even the CDC has put out that they’re lowering the rules on this horrendous virus. They’re not as vehement as Denmark but it’s still something. Only a few months ago, only evil anti-science bigots were suggesting this but now… What’s changed?

Just think of all those people who only got the stupid shots because they were required by the government. They might lose their jobs if they don’t. Biden even promised a “winter of death!” But now the same rulers just shrug and say ‘never mind’?

Posted by: ChrisW at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (ItDku)

144 His second biggest mistake was expecting a bj from someone who refuses to eat meat....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You're not wrong.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

145 First she manages to run her car into an apartment building. Then she leaves the scene of the accident turning it into a hit and run. Then she crashes into a house, causing a fire that destroys the home, and ultimately dies of her injuries. Preliminary blood tests indicate she had both cocaine and Fentanyl in her system.

Genius!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (hVqGz)

But now she's safely in the arms of St George of Floyd and his sacrament.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (7bRMQ)

146 Carry me back to old Virginny.
There's where the lobbyists and PACs and money grow.
There's where the birds warble sweet in the spring-time.
There's where this old traitor's heart am long'd to go.

Posted by: Liz Cheney! at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

147 Giuliani says Trump will "raid every one of Biden's houses" if the ex-president runs and wins in 2024.

This must be done if we are to keep/take back the Republic.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (G54Y6)

148 Prayers up for your dad, WMDS, and for you as well.

Safe travels!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (tkOps)

149 LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....
Posted by: Romeo13

And a church reasonably close. And a creek, stream or lake. And a big barn or outbuilding. And a view.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (LsEU/)

150 His second biggest mistake was expecting a bj from someone who refuses to eat meat....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:31 PM



Maybe she's a New Age Girl...

https://youtu.be/TL5ofVC0EDQ

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (PRNCD)

151 A humanist likes humanist, wouldn't a alienist just be someone who likes aliens?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (BJKQV)

152 My Emergency Prepper Food Supply currently consists of 46 quarts of home cooked and canned soups, stews, and vegetables, and two bags of Circus Peanuts from the Dollar Store.

Posted by: Miklos is Ready at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (hXIvZ)

153 >>> 142 I'd happily be a cabin wench there.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*Starts furiously digging through "Cabin for sale" ads.*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 10:29 PM (Bd6X

LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)

I have that where I am (fiber!), but snow is *supposed* to be a rare event here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8)

154 133 Preliminary blood tests indicate she had both cocaine and Fentanyl in her system.

Genius!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (hVqGz)


Has the rioting started yet? A little loon up north told me that dead people with fentanyl in them are great riot starters.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT)

155 That cabin.
I want it.

I'd happily be a cabin wench there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

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How are you at choppin' wood?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

Wood? Seriously? Thats the first thing that popped in your head? I don't know you frigging people. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

156 What’s changed?

They've gotten all the compliance they're going to get. Now it's time to let the mRNA do it's work while they cook up something nastier for the rest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X8)

157 143 government speed

Posted by: Lord Percy &&& at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (iSbhf)

158 Actually though, the one time I did date a Vegan... she was quite adept and surprisingly enthusiastic about BJs.

But it was definitely when I truly started t0 believe in the don't stick it in Crazy rule.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (oHd/0)

159 I ran across an article on line today that, Experts", in CA are predicting, due to globull worming, that what happens every year in the winter months will become a #SUPERSTORM!!!
Atmospheric river flowing from the tropics and dropping snow and rain in CA, mostly in the mountains!!!! This will lead to the worst event in the history of events.

It's called the pineapple pipeline and some states are sane enough to capture the water behind dams to use for irrigation. Watch the news for this nonsense.
It's #SCIENCE n shit.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (zNcSj)

160 >>> 152 My Emergency Prepper Food Supply currently consists of 46 quarts of home cooked and canned soups, stews, and vegetables, and two bags of Circus Peanuts from the Dollar Store.
Posted by: Miklos is Ready at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (hXIvZ)

What are you going to do with the Circus Peanuts, use them as non-lethal shotgun rounds???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8)

161 Maybe she's a New Age Girl...

https://youtu.be/TL5ofVC0EDQ

Posted by: Zettai

Now see?

We can hear nice things.

Posted by: Miklos the Former Nawliner (like the band) at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (hXIvZ)

162 LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)


Starlink is your friend.

Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (6TxNR)

163 and two bags of Circus Peanuts from the Dollar Store.
Posted by: Miklos

Buy some candy Peeps for the WTSHTF days. Those things never go bad.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (LsEU/)

164 *spews wine out of nose.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:33 PM (nxdel)

Sorry!

(proffers kleenex)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)

165 FBI sees trouble on the horizon and Baldwin's trial will be a good distraction.
_Circus Circus

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (G54Y6)

166 WDS prayers for your dad.
Posted by: jewells45

Seconded.

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 10:29 PM (T4tVD)

Thirded

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (VwHCD)

167 They've gotten all the compliance they're going to get. Now it's time to let the mRNA do it's work while they cook up something nastier for the rest.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X

Saw a dating ad from a woman in Colorado that stated 'she would not swap DNA'... ie have sex... with anyone who has had the Genetic Therapy shot.

That... was interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (oHd/0)

168 So the Atlantic is saying that the ROSERY is now an extremist symbol and They are going after a small business, RUGGED ROSARIES because they sell WWI ROSARIES in and you can buy them some of their Rosaries in (HORROR) GUN METAL FINISH,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (dKiJG)

169 162 LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)

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And a mule.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (XG2Fi)

170 I thought an "alienist" was a psychiatrist. Is that what they're afraid of? Their therapist?
Posted by: 29Victor

Prolly afraid the psych will put them on cross-sex hormones.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (ftFVW)

171 I'm pretty accepting of aliens, I want my own Deathstar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:16 PM


Even if I can only get the Deathstar with a 10-round magazine, the first mod I am performing is covering that 2-meter exhaust port that leads straight to the core!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (tkyK5)

172 Starlink is your friend.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (6TxNR)

Response time for online twitch games it too slow... just plain lag due to distance.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:39 PM (oHd/0)

173 Giuliani may be a bit over the top, but in his defense he's been repeatedly harassed by these government goon squads too so he's probably very pissed off about it.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 10:39 PM (UewuT)

174 >>> 118

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{{{Helena}}}

Naw, keep on posting, you've been bringing the quality snark as always!
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (pkAcY)

{{{sid}}}

Well I try.... looking forward to seeing you in TX!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:39 PM (llON8)

175 169 162 LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)

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And a mule.
Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (XG2Fi)

Nah, not doin drugs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:39 PM (oHd/0)

176 ...and two bags of Circus Peanuts from the Dollar Store.

Posted by: Miklos is Ready at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM



One assumes the peanuts are for your harem of 'leens...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 10:39 PM (PRNCD)

177 I honestly do not understand the "alienist" stuff. Does she mean the people LOOKING for aliens should be more diverse OR does she mean we could all become more diverse if we were more accepting of aliens? And what do the aliens have to say?
Posted by: LRob in TX at August 14, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo)

"Alienist" was an old, old term for psychiatrist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:39 PM (vI6Q8)

178 >>> 168 So the Atlantic is saying that the ROSERY is now an extremist symbol and They are going after a small business, RUGGED ROSARIES because they sell WWI ROSARIES in and you can buy them some of their Rosaries in (HORROR) GUN METAL FINISH,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (dKiJG)

Isn't *everything* that isn't a commie symbol now extremist per the Eff.Bee.EYE?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 10:40 PM (llON8)

179
According to The Daily Beast:

A new subvariant, BA.4.6, is beginning to outcompete its predecessor, BA.5. Its advantages include a particular mutation to the spike protein, the part of the virus that helps it to grab onto and infect our cells.

If BA.4.6 becomes dominant, it could reverse the encouraging trend we’ve seen in most countries in recent weeks toward fewer infections, fewer hospitalizations, fewer deaths.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2022 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

180 A Jeep high centered - one of the few.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:41 PM (G54Y6)

181 And a mule.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM



FUN FACT

Juan Valdez' "donkey" was actually a mule named Conchita...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 10:41 PM (PRNCD)

182 How are you at choppin' wood?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)
===================
She doesn't mind. Not only that, I've heard she don't care if the money's no good.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 10:41 PM (OdQQw)

183 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)

184 two bags of Circus Peanuts from the Dollar Store.

Good Lord I hope the soups and stews last you then because those things are horrid. I mean I would probably eat my own arm before I would put one of those in my mouth.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)

185 Patrick from Ohio
I saw that as well.
Obviously all Catholics must be sent to the camps right after the Jews.
Right wing believers are the worst. However, that so called writer is a believer in the true religion, Government, and its holy sacrament, abortion.
I expect, he will be disappointed when his time comes.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (zNcSj)

186 168 So the Atlantic is saying that the ROSERY is now an extremist symbol and They are going after a small business, RUGGED ROSARIES because they sell WWI ROSARIES in and you can buy them some of their Rosaries in (HORROR) GUN METAL FINISH,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 14, 2022 10:38 PM (dKiJG)

3 years ago, all of a friends Paypal services, including his account with them... with THOUSANDS of dollars in it, was frozen.

Why? He makes historic replica SWORDS. Took MONTHS to get his money out of them, during which time he had to get a real job instead of making swords.... pretty much killed his business and he is just NOW recovering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (oHd/0)

187 Bush not pardoning Scooter Libby was what got me to start losing respect for him. It's been all downhill from there.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (BJKQV)

188 If BA.4.6 becomes dominant, it could reverse the encouraging trend we’ve seen in most countries in recent weeks toward fewer infections, fewer hospitalizations, fewer deaths.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Don't they always say that?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)

189 How are you at choppin' wood?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)


I've had experience.

Posted by: Elena Bobbit at August 14, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)

190 Jeffrey Toobin has put his resume out but it seems that all the pages are stuck together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)

191 Aliens and psychiatrists are a lot alike. I don't believe in either of them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (FVME7)

192 Now see?

We can hear nice things.

Posted by: Miklos the Former Nawliner (like the band) at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM (hXIvZ)

They're not my style, but it wasn't bad.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (7bRMQ)

193 Jeffrey Toobin has put his resume out but it seems that all the pages are stuck together.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Doesn't everybody do digital resumes now? I'd think he would have included a portfolio of webcam dick pics.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (ftFVW)

194 So, there was no Quorum present? How did they conduct business... THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WITHOUT A QUORUM.
Posted by: Romeo13

I AM THE QUORUM!

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi, with a fist full of proxies at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (MFphb)

195 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (nxdel)

196 Just got home and logged in.

Surprise! That's my quote.

I would recommend, however, to consume ONT musical selections and strawberry preserves separately, however. Combined it gets messy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (sy5kK)

197 Jeffrey Toobin has put his resume out but it seems that all the pages are stuck together.
Posted by: Cicero

Well thumbed?

Posted by: Miklos innocently asks at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (hXIvZ)

198 How are you at choppin' wood?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

Wood? Seriously? Thats the first thing that popped in your head? I don't know you frigging people. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

That's the first thing that popped into my head. It looks pretty, but really, really cold.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2022 10:46 PM (BJKQV)

199 162 LOL, I'm actually looking... need at least 5 acres and good internet though....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0)

Starlink is your friend.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:37 PM


Had to work out at the farm past dark last night. My son looks up and says, "Dad, there goes a long string of Starlink satellites."

Blaster correctly called the future for remote cabins!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2022 10:46 PM (tkyK5)

200 Nice column you did earlier, Mis Hum, on judgments that somehow never get paid. Funny how that always seems to go one way...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2022 10:17 PM (U6KdO)

I'll bet you the buildings at Oberlin College are real shoddily built. Place is likely a major firetrap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:46 PM (vI6Q8)

201 195 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.
Posted by: jewells45



When hasn't the FBI gotten death threats. It's part of the job.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2022 10:47 PM (sAmhv)

202 I mean I would probably eat my own arm before I would put one of those in my mouth.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)

Have we dated?

Posted by: Buddy at August 14, 2022 10:47 PM (MFphb)

203 You are watching the whole Federal government lose its collective mind obsessing over one man who no longer holds office, never accepted a salary and likely has foregone his pension.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 06:41 PM (1Nxff)

He haunts their dreams. It's fascinating to watch.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2022 10:48 PM (QqL7x)

204 Thanks to whoever here (probably MisHum) for introducing me to the amazing Roy Buchanan. Never heard of him until a video of his got posted here a while back.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

Hanging oneself after being thrown in the drunk tank seems a little excessive, mind you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:48 PM (vI6Q8)

205 I'll bet you the buildings at Oberlin College are real shoddily built. Place is likely a major firetrap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I hear blue hair burns real purty.

Posted by: the stuff Miklos hears at August 14, 2022 10:48 PM (hXIvZ)

206 201 195 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.
Posted by: jewells45


When hasn't the FBI gotten death threats. It's part of the job.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2022 10:47 PM (sAmhv)

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"Untouchable"

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:48 PM (XG2Fi)

207 Jeffrey Toobin has put his resume out but it seems that all the pages are stuck together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)

He's actually had a lot of calls, but they never offered him a job. They were just jerking him around.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)

208 Update: Meat-Loving Groom Secretly Cancels Vegan Meals, Bride Cancels Wedding and Leaves Him

I read the story and while the groom did a sucky thing crazy Vegan girl cranked it up to 11 at his workplace.

Probably better they don't marry.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

209 When hasn't the FBI gotten death threats. It's part of the job.
Posted by: Puddleglum


*does that weird smirk face look*

Posted by: Peter Sztrok at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (hXIvZ)

210 195 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM


Oh, I am pretty sure it is true that they are getting death threats.

However, they are being posted from a newly formed chat group that consists of 19 FBI agents and one 14 y.o. from West Virginia with asperger's.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (tkyK5)

211 Why should Rudy shut his mouth? Personally, I'm not in the mood to be nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (u73oe)

212 Well if they ever make more episodes of Crank Yankers I think Jeffrey Toobin would be perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

213 They are going after a small business, RUGGED ROSARIES because they sell WWI ROSARIES in and you can buy them some of their Rosaries in (HORROR) GUN METAL FINISH

I'm not RC but I may need to have one of those.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (nfrXX)

214 FBI crying they are getting death threats.

Do they feel unsafe? That's a big problem with lefties.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2022 10:51 PM (/NCI4)

215 186 3 years ago, all of a friends Paypal services, including his account with them... with THOUSANDS of dollars in it, was frozen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (oHd/0)


Unfortunately this sort of thing is all too common--PayPal is notorious for freezing small business accounts for the lulz and herding them into a guilty-until-proven-innocent arbitration system to get their money back.

They came after either Arms & Armor or the Oakeshott Institute they're closely linked to about a year ago--I forget which one was targeted, but they launched a joint fundraising campaign to keep the lights on. Big deal in the reproduction sword world--A&A is one of the top dogs in the industry and Oakeshott's writing and personal collection form the basis of much of the current working knowledge of European sword design.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT)

216 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

A) Seeing as they tried to help a jihadi assassinate Pam Gellar I do not care. Also, maybe don't become NAZIs like you did at Mara Lago Mr Ham and Eggers.

B) The FBI has the capability of tracking calls/emails from normies. Which are the people that are accusing of doing this. If they aren't arresting people it means the calls/emails came from the FBI or people they see as allies.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)

217 Damn! Looks like I made two lists this week. But at least I actually spent more time working...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

218 First she manages to run her car into an apartment building. Then she leaves the scene of the accident turning it into a hit and run. Then she crashes into a house, causing a fire that destroys the home, and ultimately dies of her injuries. Preliminary blood tests indicate she had both cocaine and Fentanyl in her system.

Genius!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 10:32 PM (hVqGz)

Hopefully her family can donate her liver to David Crosby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:53 PM (vI6Q8)

219 The "scientists" are now blaming climate change for childhood obesity. This "proof" is just as scientific as their original linking of climate change to CO2.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2022 10:53 PM (h1jJh)

220 Well if they ever make more episodes of Crank Yankers I think Jeffrey Toobin would be perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

They'd make money hand over fist.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)

221 Give me
A dirty bomb
Just like you might surrender
To some fibbie in your dreams

I'll ignore your Glowie-roma
And your Quantico diploma
Just put me in a coma
With a dirty bomb

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 10:54 PM (OdQQw)

222 Submission for pet thread?
Garrett's cat?

https://is.gd/0tSjao

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

223 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (nxdel)

Even if it is true, they've earned it.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2022 10:55 PM (MujTL)

224 They came after either Arms & Armor or the Oakeshott Institute they're closely linked to about a year ago--I forget which one was targeted, but they launched a joint fundraising campaign to keep the lights on. Big deal in the reproduction sword world--A&A is one of the top dogs in the industry and Oakeshott's writing and personal collection form the basis of much of the current working knowledge of European sword design.
Posted by: CppThis

We're just supporting common sense... (flips through notes)... sword reform. For the children.

Posted by: Internet Karens of PayPal at August 14, 2022 10:55 PM (ftFVW)

225 FBI received eleventy bajillion credible threats of violence from radicalized right-wing folks who get facts from the internet.

Snopes and Politifact have confirmed

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2022 10:55 PM (sJHOI)

226 Weather made me obese.

Posted by: little fat fucks at August 14, 2022 10:55 PM (KFhLj)

227 Preliminary blood tests indicate she had both cocaine and Fentanyl in her system.

China is killing just under 100K Americans/year though Fentanyl.

And...we won't even yank most favored nation trading status.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)

228 Nothing is true.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:56 PM (XG2Fi)

229 219 The "scientists" are now blaming climate change for childhood obesity. This "proof" is just as scientific as their original linking of climate change to CO2.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2022 10:53 PM (h1jJh)

Yeah, the first thing I ask 'scientists' about Globul warmering, is if they actually know the PHYSICS behind how a greenhouse gas works.

If they say no... then... its a religious belief, not one based on knowledge.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:56 PM (oHd/0)

230 Weather made me obese.

Today's weather: cloudy with a 100% chance of Twinkies.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2022 10:56 PM (/NCI4)

231 Nothing is true.
Posted by: Cicero

That's true.


Wait a minute. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 10:56 PM (LsEU/)

232 Make fun of me all you want - but at least I was Toobin' it to adult women.

Posted by: Toobin Making side eye at Krugman and his CP collection at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

233 I.

SEE.

GADSDEN FLAGS

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHH

Posted by: The Criminal Wray at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)

234 Submission for pet thread?
Garrett's cat?

https://is.gd/0tSjao

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

Wait. I thought Garrett didn't like pussy? Have I been misled?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)

235 The Department of Homeland Security and Federal Bureau of Investigation are asserting, in a bulletin sent out nationally to law enforcement agencies, there is a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters."

If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same? This latest hysteria juicing is complete rubbish. I suspect this will be a smash hit on Daily Kos or in the NYTimes comment threads.

https://tinyurl.com/4y4appvp

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (FF+On)

236 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM

What a bunch of sissified pussies.

Posted by: Zombie Melvin Purvis, G-Man at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (4I/2K)

237

Has Anne Heche actually been unplugged yet?

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (IFWds)

238 230 Weather made me obese.

Today's weather: cloudy with a 100% chance of Twinkies.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2022 10:56 PM (/NCI4)

Well... gotta admit I've not been outside much here at home this summer.... too damn hot.

But, that is actually just normal... heck, even been cooler than years I can remember.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2022 10:58 PM (oHd/0)

239 211 Why should Rudy shut his mouth? Personally, I'm not in the mood to be nice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Communists must be exposed and neutralized.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:59 PM (G54Y6)

240 Has Anne Heche actually been unplugged yet?
Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (IFWds)

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It's a moneymaker.

Posted by: Eric Clapton at August 14, 2022 10:59 PM (XG2Fi)

241 Hi everyone. It used to take a whooooole lot longer for my observations to materialize:

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Goolag's foray into natural language processing is going to make surveillance and censorship so much easier for our masters. And sooner than we think.

Once computers understand what we are saying, it will make "flagging" and subsequent monitoring, altering, deletion and punishment a dawdle. No need for humans to pore through billions of hours of tape when a computer can hear *everything* and quickly categorize and summarize it for human consumption.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 12:12 AM (dscaa)
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August 11, 2022
World Economic Forum Wants To Use AI To Automatically Censor Speech On The Internet

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2022 10:59 PM (dscaa)

242 The Department of Homeland Security and Federal Bureau of Investigation are asserting, in a bulletin sent out nationally to law enforcement agencies, there is a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters."

If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same? This latest hysteria juicing is complete rubbish. I suspect this will be a smash hit on Daily Kos or in the NYTimes comment threads.

https://tinyurl.com/4y4appvp
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (FF+On)

It was all those junior chemistry sets from the 1950's. Should have kept yours.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:00 PM (4I/2K)

243 It was all those junior chemistry sets from the 1950's. Should have kept yours.

Smoke detectors.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2022 11:01 PM (/NCI4)

244 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

A) Seeing as they tried to help a jihadi assassinate Pam Gellar I do not care. Also, maybe don't become NAZIs like you did at Mara Lago Mr Ham and Eggers.

B) The FBI has the capability of tracking calls/emails from normies. Which are the people that are accusing of doing this. If they aren't arresting people it means the calls/emails came from the FBI or people they see as allies.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:52

Won't answer under oath whether there was FBI involvement in Jan 6. Wonder why?

Posted by: Farmer at August 14, 2022 11:01 PM (55Qr6)

245 Make fun of me all you want - but at least I was Toobin' it to adult women.

Posted by: Toobin Making side eye at Krugman and his CP collection at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

I was investigating to expose it. Er, I mean....

Posted by: Pete Townshend at August 14, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

246 there is a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty B*** in front of FIB headquarters."
---------------------

Using the classified nucular information stolen by Trump! See?????

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (dscaa)

247 233 I.

SEE.

GADSDEN FLAGS

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHH
Posted by: The Criminal Wray at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)


Oi, someone's been on Tennessee roads lately. It's one of the state specialty license plates, probably the most common based on how many of them I see relative to sports teams and such. It's nominally to show support for some Revolutionary War era historical site, but everyone knows why it's so popular...

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (UewuT)

248 Heche's mother didn't believe her that her faggot father had molested her.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (G54Y6)

249 While some would think that the same man who is a Frank Zappa aficionado would also play Firefall as the hidden song would boggle their minds, not me.

I'm a child of the '70's, and little surprises me any more.

Our current federal government Democrat leaders, and those NeverTrumpers, however, make me puke.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (sy5kK)

250 If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same? This latest hysteria juicing is complete rubbish. I suspect this will be a smash hit on Daily Kos or in the NYTimes comment threads.

--------

In the 1980s plutonium is available at every corner drugstore.

Posted by: Doc Brown at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (XG2Fi)

251 Made biscuits and gravy. Used a 'recipe' for the gravy (who heard of such a thing?) Not bad, but Mammaw made better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+)

252 If BA.4.6 becomes dominant, it could reverse the encouraging trend we’ve seen in most countries in recent weeks toward fewer infections, fewer hospitalizations, fewer deaths.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2022 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

Not to mention the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (vI6Q8)

253 Won't answer under oath whether there was FBI involvement in Jan 6. Wonder why?

Posted by: Farmer at August 14, 2022 11:01 PM (55Qr6)

I wonder if they GAF about oath of any kind.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (dscaa)

254 235 The Department of Homeland Security and Federal Bureau of Investigation are asserting, in a bulletin sent out nationally to law enforcement agencies, there is a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters."

If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same? This latest hysteria juicing is complete rubbish. I suspect this will be a smash hit on Daily Kos or in the NYTimes comment threads.

https://tinyurl.com/4y4appvp

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (FF+On)

Joe's Diapers = dirty bomb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

255 Most of America experiences months of brutal cold that keeps most kids indoors.

If the average temperature goes up kids in Shitcago and New Yuck Shity would be able to play outside MORE and be less fat.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)

256 Weather made me fat!

Bitch set me up!

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (OdQQw)

257 Heche's mother and her faggot, baby molesting father, did poppers for better sex.

But Mom's a big Christian today, wears a gold cross and everything.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (G54Y6)

258 You know what I think? I think Candace Owen makes a lovely mother to be.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (eGTCV)

259 For the silly fools that don't believe me (remove the spaces):
https://www.tn.gov/content/tn/revenue/ title-and-registration/license-plates /available-license-plates/environment-and-conservation /friends-sycamore-shoals.html

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:04 PM (UewuT)

260 https://tinyurl.com/4y4appvp

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (FF+On)

Joe's Diapers = dirty bomb
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

If there is a dirty bomb attack, I have $100 on who supplied the radioactive material.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:04 PM (dNqv+)

261 Weather made me obese.

Today's weather: cloudy with a 100% chance of Twinkies.
Posted by: Archimedes

Well... gotta admit I've not been outside much here at home this summer.... too damn hot.

But, that is actually just normal... heck, even been cooler than years I can remember.
Posted by: Romeo13

Central heat and air is making them soft. It sure has made me softer. And snacking all day isn't good either. Darn kids probably haven't been uncomfortable in their lives.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2022 11:04 PM (ftFVW)

262 I don't believe anything that comes out of the FIB's pieholes. I see this warning, I think it's just another excuse to round up enemies, and if something does happen, I'll asume it's either a false flag of jihadi's allowed into the country to do the deed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:04 PM (ynpvh)

263 a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters."

So someone in the junta wants to see how cancelling the elections because of "right wing terror" will play in the media...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (ESjRY)

264 Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:04 PM (UewuT)

Tinyurl is your friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (4I/2K)

265 Made biscuits and gravy. Used a 'recipe' for the gravy (who heard of such a thing?) Not bad, but Mammaw made better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Gravy making is an art. Whenever I see a recipe start out with "2 Tbsp of oil", I nuke it. You mean bacon grease maybe? Lard?
But oil?

Posted by: MkY at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (cPGH3)

266 For the silly fools that don't believe me (remove the spaces):
https://www.tn.gov/content/tn/revenue/ title-and-registration/license-plates /available-license-plates/environment-and-conservation /friends-sycamore-shoals.html


Bitly link so you won't have to remove the spaces: https://bit.ly/3pj0F1D

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (Bd6X8)

267 But Mom's a big Christian today, wears a gold cross and everything.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (G54Y6)

That's how you can tell they're sincere!

Posted by: Joel O'Steen's Teeth at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (7bRMQ)

268 242 The Department of Homeland Security and Federal Bureau of Investigation are asserting, in a bulletin sent out nationally to law enforcement agencies, there is a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters."
-----

A San Franciscan homeless guy who takes a crap on the steps of the FBI does not qualify as "a dirty bomb".

Fork yourselves, bastards. More and more of you jackoffs are criminals, pure and simple.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

269 183 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)

++++

Webster's Dictionary, 1828 edition, took the opposite view.

"AX, noun improperly written axe. [Gr.]

An instrument usually of iron, for hewing timber and chopping wood. It consists of a head with an arching edge, and a helve or handle. The ax is of two kinds, the broad ax for hewing, and the narrow ax for rough-hewing and cutting. The hatchet is a small ax to be used with one hand."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (hVqGz)

270 So someone in the junta wants to see how cancelling the elections because of "right wing terror" will play in the media...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (ESjRY)

--------

It's worth a try. The truth sure hasn't worked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (XG2Fi)

271 250 If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same? This latest hysteria juicing is complete rubbish. I suspect this will be a smash hit on Daily Kos or in the NYTimes comment threads.
--------
In the 1980s plutonium is available at every corner drugstore.
Posted by: Doc Brown at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (XG2Fi)

For dirty bombs, you don't need uranium or plutonium. Radioactive Cesium, used at hospitals can also be used. If there's a real concern, there needs to be better coverage of hospitals and other places that use Cesium...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

272 a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters."

Well, we have been cheering on the farmers' protests in Europe, maybe that's what they mean.

Posted by: Methos at August 14, 2022 11:07 PM (kOpft)

273 The Department of Homeland Security and Federal Bureau of Investigation are asserting, in a bulletin sent out nationally to law enforcement agencies, there is a risk that the deplorables may "place a so-called Dirty Bomb in front of FBI headquarters.

There's also a risk that macaque monkeys will fly out of my butt. I didn't say it was a BIG risk, but still.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2022 11:07 PM (/NCI4)

274 264 Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:04 PM (UewuT)

Tinyurl is your friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (4I/2K)

Not always; it refused to do links from certain domains. I now use is.gd

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:07 PM (ynpvh)

275 I've be wearing my Italian fag shoes all day including a fair bit of time standing so my feet hurt.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:08 PM (eGTCV)

276 Well, with the coming shitstorm centered around the IRS and various fed funding-enabled red-flagging groups going after political opponents, I've wrapped up a process of nuking 20+ years worth of accounts on various forums. Those that can't be deleted got the password set to a random string I didn't save along with throwaway email changes as needed.

Sharing know-how on the internet isn't going to stop but keeping screen names on accounts that don't have meticulously maintained anonymity is the type of thing you do in countries we don't live in anymore.

A couple of specific bits of info rolled in this week and the spouse's only comment was "so is it time to pull the plug?" Also time to think about meaningful ways to set up part of your wealth and various assets where the government can't take them from you, if you have not yet done so.

Posted by: Is it still a sockpuppet without a hand in it at August 14, 2022 11:08 PM (GvumD)

277 The hatchet is a small ax to be used with one hand."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (hVqGz)

Thank goodness someone's thinking of me!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 14, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)

278 The closer to election day the more diverse the objections.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:08 PM (G54Y6)

279 264 Tinyurl is your friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (4I/2K)


Meh, I fought in the Great Goatse War of the early internet hard enough that I prefer my audience to know for sure where my link is sending them.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:09 PM (UewuT)

280 269 183 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
++++
Webster's Dictionary, 1828 edition, took the opposite view.
"AX, noun improperly written axe. [Gr.]
An instrument usually of iron, for hewing timber and chopping wood. It consists of a head with an arching edge, and a helve or handle. The ax is of two kinds, the broad ax for hewing, and the narrow ax for rough-hewing and cutting. The hatchet is a small ax to be used with one hand."
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (hVqGz)

Let me ax you somethin' 'bout dat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

281 I've be wearing my Italian fag shoes all day including a fair bit of time standing so my feet hurt.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Show me on this doll where the fag shoes hurt you...

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2022 11:09 PM (ftFVW)

282 If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same? This latest hysteria juicing is complete rubbish. I suspect this will be a smash hit on Daily Kos or in the NYTimes comment threads.

https://tinyurl.com/4y4appvp
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 10:57 PM (FF+On)

Maybe somebody got a hold of dumpster full of Joe Biden's used Depends.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 11:09 PM (vI6Q8)

283 Meh, I fought in the Great Goatse War of the early internet hard enough that I prefer my audience to know for sure where my link is sending them.
Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:09 PM (UewuT)

Heh. Rick Roll Shock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:09 PM (dNqv+)

284 WDS prayers for your dad.

Fourthed

Posted by: Theodore at August 14, 2022 11:10 PM (GJnvT)

285 Only question for the pic at the top is where is the firewood for winter?

Or is this just a Summer hangout?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 14, 2022 11:10 PM (KATBx)

286 Tinyurl is your friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:05 PM (4I/2K)

Not always; it refused to do links from certain domains. I now use is.gd
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
================

I posted a link to some patriotic women, a blog, and the only one to accept it was
https://bitly.com/ .

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:11 PM (G54Y6)

287 The guy who stabbed Rushdie acted alone. No evidence of terrorism.

OK - he did communicate with a few Iranian Revolutionary Guards, but he wasn't "guided" by them.

OK - so he was guided by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards, and probably took trips to Lebanon to be trained by Hezbollah, but that doesn't mean it was terrorism.

After all, we have a Nuke Deal with Iran to sign.

Posted by: The FBI! at August 14, 2022 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

288 I've be wearing my Italian fag shoes all day including a fair bit of time standing so my feet hurt.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

The Ferragamo Dancing Pumps?

Posted by: Jimmy Miklos-Choo at August 14, 2022 11:11 PM (hXIvZ)

289 76 Here's the thing about the Baldwin shooting. It was filmed. Baldwin himself said the cameras were rolling. So it took the FBI about a year to determine that he pulled the trigger. Which we all knew as soon as the story came out. And they had the film.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2022 10:18 PM (6TxNR)

Exactly. Now, fibbies, do Hunter's laptop. You've only had that for two years or more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (sy5kK)

290 285 Only question for the pic at the top is where is the firewood for winter?

Or is this just a Summer hangout?
Posted by: irongrampa at August 14, 2022 11:10 PM (KATBx)

---------

They rely entirely on yak dung for heating and cooking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

291 267 But Mom's a big Christian today, wears a gold cross and everything.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:03 PM (G54Y6)

That's how you can tell they're sincere!

Posted by: Joel O'Steen's Teeth at August 14, 2022 11:06 PM (7bRMQ)

Is it a crucifix like this? https://is.gd/S7JHCr

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

292 There was a terrible incident in Brazil where some idiots broke into a closed down hospital to steal stuff.

They found radioactive material in one of the devices and not realizing what it was broke it out of its containment housing and spread it all over the place.

They killed a few people and made a bunch more sick. https://tinyurl.com/46wffvfd

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (ESjRY)

293 "Meh, I fought in the Great Goatse War of the early internet hard enough that I prefer my audience to know for sure where my link is sending them."

Interesting thing about tiny url. It has a preview feature that will tell you just that.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (1DgE4)

294 Any url shortener may do. I don't click on long, margin busting links or hunt and search to find and remove added spaces. That's just me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)

295 The Atlantic article not only is saying that the Rosary is an extremist symbol they are also saying the Knights of Columbus as well. Because they are anti LGBTQIAKDAL etc and promote transitional families.

I get the top bunk in the Camp since I am a member and use the rosary

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 14, 2022 11:13 PM (dKiJG)

296 I'm sorry. I was inconsiderate. The term Italian fag shoes might be offensive to some.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:13 PM (eGTCV)

297 I never found Anne Heche to be "believable" in *any* role she played. She played Anne Heche in whatever outfit that wardrobe stuffed her into, and read Anne Heche lines no matter how hard the screenwriters tried to craft them.

She was certainly cute from certain angles, and then more recent pics since the crash, some going back decades, yep.. lotsa crazy-face from many more angles.

Add in the train wreck of a life, and I've become quite sympathetic to her plight. That poor lady hardly stood a chance of success in life, regardless of her stars or other hollyweird accolades. Prayers up for her sons, that they prosper, and rise above.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2022 11:13 PM (tkOps)

298 I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around

*cue music*


Posted by: Dancing Tik Tok Nurses of Utter Destruction from Radiology at August 14, 2022 11:14 PM (hXIvZ)

299 The Atlantic article not only is saying that the Rosary is an extremist symbol they are also saying the Knights of Columbus as well. Because they are anti LGBTQIAKDAL etc and promote transitional families.

2012: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?

2022: The Knights of Columbus are a hate group because they won't suck cock...not even lady cock!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 11:14 PM (ESjRY)

300 The Atlantic article not only is saying that the Rosary is an extremist symbol they are also saying the Knights of Columbus as well. Because they are anti LGBTQIAKDAL etc and promote transitional families.

I get the top bunk in the Camp since I am a member and use the rosary
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

I'm kinda leaning towards going all St Michael the Archangel on them.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 11:14 PM (LsEU/)

301 I've be wearing my Italian fag shoes all day including a fair bit of time standing so my feet hurt.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

The Ferragamo Dancing Pumps?
Posted by: Jimmy Miklos-Choo at August 14, 2022 11:11 PM (hXIvZ)

Hulk not gay! Hulk smash!!

Posted by: Lou Ferrigno at August 14, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K)

302 It's hard enough to keep up as it is much less work a busted link puzzle.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:14 PM (G54Y6)

303 Is it a crucifix like this? https://is.gd/S7JHCr

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM



That must belong to Joel Osteen!

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:14 PM (IFWds)

304 I'm sorry. I was inconsiderate. The term Italian fag shoes might be offensive to some.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

And yet, oddly enough, everyone knew exactly what you were describing. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2022 11:15 PM (LsEU/)

305 If dirty means radioactive, I am curious how many people have stockpiles of radioactive material laying around or have access to the same?
------------------

The idea is to link us with Scary Putin in people's minds. Trump and Putin and Us colluding on nucular, to attack Our Precious Democracy.

Incredible how the "parties switched" on Russia, and you watched them do it in real time. In 20 years it will be common knowledge that the Right Wing and Russia are Special Palz. The textbooks will say the Parties Switched. If they even bother acknowledging how much the Democrats (at one time har har) just loved to suck Commie Russia's various fuckholes.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2022 11:15 PM (dscaa)

306 I'm sorry. I was inconsiderate. The term Italian fag shoes might be offensive to some.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:13 PM (eGTCV)

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I have nothing against Italians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)

307 Is it a crucifix like this? https://is.gd/S7JHCr

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

That's me fave! I miss it so! (sniff)

Posted by: Sniffin' Joe B at August 14, 2022 11:17 PM (7bRMQ)

308 https://tinyurl.com/preview.php

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 14, 2022 11:19 PM (1DgE4)

309 Axe is the chopping implement.

I believe ax is the verb, meaning to propound a question.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2022 11:19 PM (KFhLj)

310 So Anne Heche is evidently truly dead as they take her off life support and harvest her organs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:19 PM (dNqv+)

311 I'm sorry. I was inconsiderate. The term Italian fag shoes might be offensive to some.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon Bruno Magli?

Posted by: Orenthal James Simpson at August 14, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)

312 I'm of Germanic heritage. My feet are fat and wide and I spent my high school dances leaning against the wall. Narrow pointy shoes take some getting used to.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:20 PM (eGTCV)

313 ---------

I have nothing against Italians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)
------------------

Me either.
As much as I would like to.
Drat
Where is she?

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 11:20 PM (G54Y6)

314 310 So Anne Heche is evidently truly dead as they take her off life support and harvest her organs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:19 PM (dNqv+)

Certainly will be once the harvesting is complete...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)

315

Must be nice to have shoes...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:21 PM (IFWds)

316 All this talk about axes is making me nervous!

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at August 14, 2022 11:21 PM (UewuT)

317 310 So Anne Heche is evidently truly dead as they take her off life support and harvest her organs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:19 PM (dNqv+)

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As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

Posted by: Dr. Lollipop Guild at August 14, 2022 11:22 PM (XG2Fi)

318 And look, as long as I'm not violating my deeply held principled I'm willing to wear uncomfortable shoes if they lead to the two-backed beast.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:23 PM (eGTCV)

319 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.

Ax: Cutting tool and/or weapon for cleaving skulls.

Axe: Obnoxious body spray teenage boys use in lieu of bathing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 14, 2022 11:23 PM (Bd6X8)

320 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM

you mean the guys who carry guns and have carte blanche to shoot anyone, and then cover it up by their fellow fibbies by handwriting and erasing their 302's until everything goes away?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2022 11:23 PM (sy5kK)

321

In the camps, I shall dream of Italian fag shoes...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:23 PM (IFWds)

322 Corinthian leather > Italian leather

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at August 14, 2022 11:24 PM (XG2Fi)

323 322 Corinthian leather > Italian leather
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at August 14, 2022 11:24 PM (XG2Fi)

Rich.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2022 11:25 PM (dNqv+)

324 In the camps, I shall dream of Italian fag shoes...
Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:23 PM (IFWds)

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You'll dream of Italian fag shoes
You'll settle for Crocs
You'll get hand-carved Pinewood Derby clogs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:26 PM (XG2Fi)

325 Axe: Obnoxious body spray teenage boys use in lieu of bathing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons.

True fact dat: European honeybees do NOT LIKE AXE, in any derivative whatsoever. A nice tame hive will go out of its way to hammer (and die to do it) anyone wearing Axe.

Posted by: MkY at August 14, 2022 11:26 PM (cPGH3)

326
The "scientists" are now blaming climate change for childhood obesity. This "proof" is just as scientific as their original linking of climate change to CO2.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks


I thought it was gluten, sugar and video games.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2022 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

327 182 Cheerful reprobate- that was a good one. Now I'll have The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down stuck in my head for the rest of the night.

Posted by: Theodore at August 14, 2022 11:27 PM (GJnvT)

328 Random product insert (slingshots!):
https://simple-shot.com/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 11:27 PM (llON8)

329
Six dogs got baths this afternoon. That was brutal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2022 11:28 PM (1Nxff)

330 323 322 Corinthian leather > Italian leather
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at August 14, 2022 11:24 PM (XG2Fi)

Rich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



https://youtu.be/tfKHBB4vt4c

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2022 11:28 PM (sAmhv)

331 The Anne Heche thing is really unfortunate. From what I can tell her whole life was total dysfunction, and now she's dead of infotainment industry self destruction. I been saying it, huge number of millennials are going to crash and burn in their 40s and 50s when they can no longer outrun reality.

Posted by: CppThis at August 14, 2022 11:28 PM (UewuT)

332 If anybody could make a complete career change at his age, Jeff Toobin is just the guy who could pull it off.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:29 PM (kXYt5)

333
The Anne Heche thing is really unfortunate. From what I can tell her whole life was total dysfunction, and now she's dead of infotainment industry self destruction.

_________

She died too late.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2022 11:30 PM (1Nxff)

334 FBI crying they are getting death threats. Fake. Fucking. News.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM

As an FBI agent-trainee, I got hit with worse in the SuperMax prison.

Posted by: Clarice Starling at August 14, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)

335 Maybe I should call them Italian bon vivant shoes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:31 PM (eGTCV)

336 You'll dream of Italian fag shoes
You'll settle for Crocs
You'll get hand-carved Pinewood Derby clogs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:26 PM (XG2Fi)

In these shoes?

https://youtu.be/Qf-MaLXgl3A

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 11:31 PM (vI6Q8)

337 Hey Helena Handbasket!

Are we going to build a pumpkin hurling trebuchet in Corsicana?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

338 >>> 337 Hey Helena Handbasket!

Are we going to build a pumpkin hurling trebuchet in Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

I think we should!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 11:32 PM (llON8)

339 335 Maybe I should call them Italian bon vivant shoes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:31 PM (eGTCV)

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Popinjay Pumps

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)

340 A trebuchet that hurls boulders will also throw a pumpkin.

Posted by: CA Token at August 14, 2022 11:33 PM (2+yws)

341 "The Swamp, truth is stranger than fiction. You just can't make this shit up."
Yeah.
That's how I felt when I recently learned that Kimberly Guilfoyle is the former Mrs Gavin Newsom.

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2022 11:33 PM (ATe9j)

342 ..If anybody could make a complete career change at his age, Jeff Toobin is just the guy who could pull it off.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:29 PM (kXYt5)



Seriously, Toobin oughta put out a line of hair and skin care products, under the "SPLOOGE!" label. He'd might as well own his f-up, lock, stock n' barrel. Watch for an eruption of sales in the Chicago bathhouse districts.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2022 11:33 PM (tkOps)

343 Know where we could fine a couple engineers to draw up plans?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 11:34 PM (U2p+3)

344 She died too late.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2022 11:30 PM (1Nxff)

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A double built-in wall oven, a Bosch dishwasher and a Viking cooktop would all agree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:34 PM (XG2Fi)

345 >>> 342 ..If anybody could make a complete career change at his age, Jeff Toobin is just the guy who could pull it off.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:29 PM (kXYt5)


Seriously, Toobin oughta put out a line of hair and skin care products, under the "SPLOOGE!" label. He'd might as well own his f-up, lock, stock n' barrel. Watch for an eruption of sales in the Chicago bathhouse districts.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2022 11:33 PM (tkOps)

How about some "scented" candles? (Which bimbette was that, Charlize Theron?)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 11:35 PM (llON8)

346 Now I'll have The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
======================
My apologies. In fairness,though,there are much worse earworms...

"And it's all right, and it's comin' on..."

MUCH worse.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 11:35 PM (OdQQw)

347 How about some "scented" candles? (Which bimbette was that, Charlize Theron?)

*******

Gwyneth Paltrrow

Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:36 PM (kXYt5)

348 >>> 343 Know where we could fine a couple engineers to draw up plans?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 11:34 PM (U2p+3)

Um... I only do software, not hardware!

(there's gotta be some videos on the intertubes...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 11:36 PM (llON8)

349 Know where we could fine a couple engineers to draw up plans?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Calls for an ME. Now...if you wanted to electrocute a pumpkin, I could help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2022 11:36 PM (jZBWN)

350 Beaver-scented candles?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)

351 Hiya Muldoon !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2022 11:37 PM (T4tVD)

352 >>> 349 Know where we could fine a couple engineers to draw up plans?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Calls for an ME. Now...if you wanted to electrocute a pumpkin, I could help.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2022 11:36 PM (jZBWN)

I can do some things to a pumpkin.

Posted by: blind squirrel at August 14, 2022 11:37 PM (llON8)

353
This bride discovered that her fiancé had gone behind her back and canceled the vegan meals she had ordered. This put the couple in a dicey situation, put marriage plans in doubt, and led the bride to rethink the engagement.

__________

Save your house, possessions, bank account, savings and mental health with this one easy trick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2022 11:37 PM (1Nxff)

354 True fact dat: European honeybees do NOT LIKE AXE, in any derivative whatsoever. A nice tame hive will go out of its way to hammer (and die to do it) anyone wearing Axe.
Posted by: MkY at August 14, 2022 11:26 PM (cPGH3)

My grandmother, as a young lady and wanting to attract male attention at an event, did what some older girls did and dabbed some perfume drops on her scalp. The theory being the guys would find it very pleasant when talking / dancing with the scent-anointed gal.

But she was not going to a dance, she was going to a church picnic. The bees gave her lots of attention.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)

355 Hiya Muldoon !
Posted by: JT

******

Hey. I've been Hiya-ed! Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:38 PM (kXYt5)

356 But she was not going to a dance, she was going to a church picnic. The bees gave her lots of attention.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)

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Someone should have warned her not to smell better than the Jello salad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:39 PM (XG2Fi)

357 It's been a long time since I hung around the ONT but my achey feet have me here.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:39 PM (eGTCV)

358 Beaver-scented candles?
Posted by: Cicero


If it's from Gwyneth, just set fire to a herring. Cheaper.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

359 Do we have any specifications for trebuchets yet?

"size between X and Y"

"must be able to toss a pumpkin, but a VW beetle is right out"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 11:39 PM (llON8)

360 "must be able to toss a pumpkin, but a VW beetle is right out"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2022 11:39 PM (llON

Tossing a Honda Fit is fine, though. Everybody wants to pitch a Fit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 11:41 PM (vI6Q8)

361 ...But she was not going to a dance, she was going to a church picnic. The bees gave her lots of attention.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2022 11:38 PM



I've read something called "vabbing" is all the rage these days...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:41 PM (4FXLq)

362 Someone should have warned her not to smell better than the Jello salad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:39 PM


True, but as long as she had better jiggly bits than the Jello salad, then I am sure the boys paid attention to her!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2022 11:41 PM (tkyK5)

363 but a VW beetle is right out"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


WHY?!!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2022 11:41 PM (r1z5A)

364 Is heched going to be a verb from now on as in Amber Heard, after a decade of being mocked and an endless descent into alcoholism and narcissism, rammed her purple 2010 Chrysler PT Cruiser into the Beverly Hills Gucci store where it exploded into flames.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 11:42 PM (FF+On)

365 This bride discovered that her fiancé had gone behind her back and canceled the vegan meals she had ordered. This put the couple in a dicey situation, put marriage plans in doubt, and led the bride to rethink the engagement.

I knew the bride when she used to be a vegan
--Nick Lowe-T

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:42 PM (eGTCV)

366 True, but as long as she had better jiggly bits than the Jello salad, then I am sure the boys paid attention to her!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2022 11:41 PM (tkyK5)

"Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 11:43 PM (vI6Q8)

367 I knew the bride when she used to be a vegan
--Nick Lowe-T

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:42 PM


That joke was definitely cruel to be kind.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2022 11:43 PM (tkyK5)

368 How 'bout you shut your piehole Missy?

Posted by: Missysarino at August 14, 2022 11:43 PM (VzleB)

369 I'll take Switchboard Susan

https://youtu.be/MSbbPjuxIU4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2022 11:45 PM (63Dwl)

370

Everyone's run off to go ogle "vabbing", I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:45 PM (4FXLq)

371 Do we have any specifications for trebuchets yet?

18" X 18".

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel, noted Stonehenge expert at August 14, 2022 11:46 PM (4I/2K)

372 ..Is heched going to be a verb from now on as in Amber Heard, after a decade of being mocked and an endless descent into alcoholism and narcissism, rammed her purple 2010 Chrysler PT Cruiser into the Beverly Hills Gucci store where it exploded into flames. Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 11:42 PM (FF+On)

You gotta be shittin' us, right? Tell us yer' shittin' us, heah!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2022 11:47 PM (tkOps)

373 371 Do we have any specifications for trebuchets yet?

18" X 18".
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel, noted Stonehenge expert at August 14, 2022 11:46 PM (4I/2K)

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Is that metric or American?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

374 Won't answer under oath whether there was FBI involvement in Jan 6. Wonder why?

Posted by: Farmer at August 14, 2022 11:01 PM (55Qr6)

I wonder if they GAF about oath of any kind.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2022 11:02 PM (dscaa)


Big difference between honorably "taking" an oath and "reciting" some words that are a job requirement!

Posted by: Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 14, 2022 11:47 PM (hOUT3)

375 Can we shoot a pumpkin like we would a clay pigeon? That would be pretty epic. How many shotguns would it take to blow a pumpkin to smithereens before it hit the ground?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 11:48 PM (U2p+3)

376 Q: What is a Heard/Heche?

A: An advanced maneuver whereupon one shits on a bed in a flaming house one has just intentionally crashed their car into. Definitely not recommended for amateurs.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 11:49 PM (OdQQw)

377 ...How many shotguns would it take to blow a pumpkin to smithereens before it hit the ground?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 11:48 PM



One (1) 8 ga. fowling piece should do the trick...

Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:50 PM (4FXLq)

378 Some prefer Dave Edmunds fast version of I Knew rhe Bride but i prefer Lowe's slower version. It's close.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:50 PM (eGTCV)

379 Whatever happened to Dyan Cannon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 11:51 PM (XG2Fi)

380 You are watching the whole Federal government lose its collective mind obsessing over one man who no longer holds office, never accepted a salary and likely has foregone his pension.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 06:41 PM (1Nxff)

If you'd told me 6 years ago that Trump would prove himself the only* politician uninterested in money or power and shine a light on government corruption simply by comparison, I would have asked what drugs you were on. This is a seriously screwed up world we're living in.

*Okay, Rand Paul likely fits too

Posted by: Cortillaen at August 14, 2022 11:51 PM (4Acrv)

381 Everyone's run off to go ogle "vabbing", I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at August 14, 2022 11:45 PM (4FXLq)

TikTok can get off my lawn.
https://youtu.be/6KUMf6siamE

Posted by: Planter's Peanuts at August 14, 2022 11:51 PM (4I/2K)

382 The groom is better off. Who wants a bride who won't eat meat?

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 14, 2022 11:52 PM (SH2QP)

383 Rockpile - Teacher Teacher (live TV 1980) Nike Lowe and Dave Edmunds short lived band. So great.

https://tinyurl.com/3u5w9buv

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 11:54 PM (FF+On)

384 Q: What is a Heard/Heche?

A: An advanced maneuver whereupon one shits on a bed in a flaming house one has just intentionally crashed their car into. Definitely not recommended for amateurs.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2022 11:49 PM (OdQQw)

On par, difficulty-level wise, with a Triple Lindy.

Posted by: Thornton Melon at August 14, 2022 11:54 PM (4I/2K)

385 Has anybody else noted that the majority of our 'celebrities' have not done anything in their lives worthy of celebrating?

We could do with an 80-90% reduction in the total number of celebrities.

How about we celebrate the men and women who show up for work every day and do the job?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:54 PM (kXYt5)

386 Some prefer Dave Edmunds fast version of I Knew rhe Bride but i prefer Lowe's slower version. It's close.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:50 PM (eGTCV)

They worked together quite a lot, too. I really like Dave Edmunds' version of "I Hear You Knockin'". He gives a shout out to all the original rockers who performed the tune, and even imitates some of them. Classy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 11:55 PM (vI6Q8)

387 ..The groom is better off. Who wants a bride who won't eat meat? Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 14, 2022 11:52 PM (SH2QP)

She won't get his pudding if she won't eat his meat!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2022 11:55 PM (tkOps)

388 Rockpile - Teacher Teacher (live TV 1980) Nike Lowe and Dave Edmunds short lived band. So great.

https://tinyurl.com/3u5w9buv
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 14, 2022 11:54 PM (FF+On)

They were.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 14, 2022 11:56 PM (eGTCV)

389 Of Course: Liz Cheney’s Husband Works for Law Firm that Represents Hunter Biden
I want her re-election to go down in flames so bad.


Two days, y'all. Two days.

Also props to Mis Hum for the ONT and the pics - quality all the way!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 14, 2022 11:57 PM (v23vE)

390 'Night all.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 15, 2022 12:00 AM (llON8)

391 108 Ha! He was probably in town mailing a bomb.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2022 10:22 PM (MujTL)

Or he was running around trying to get rid of one. Some days you can't get rid of a bomb.

Posted by: Adam West, The Real Batman at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)
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A bemB ?
Somehow that started the Pink Panther tune in my head.

Posted by: Ciampino - the Inspector is here at August 15, 2022 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

392 How about we celebrate the men and women who show up for work every day and do the job?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:54 PM (kXYt5)

That's what I've been saying!
https://youtu.be/bBgrXmHJACs

Posted by: Bernardo O'Reilly at August 15, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)

393 I think I'll say goodnight. I'll see you the next time i wear Italian fag shoes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:01 AM (eGTCV)

394 I worked with a woman who was a vegan but her husband and kids weren't. She said one morning her husband was cooking bacon for himself and the kids and she asked him what was for supper that night. He said steak and she said get an extra one out. That was the end of her vegan adventure.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2022 10:09 PM (dTFZY)




I lived with a gf who was vegetarian. We did the whole separate pots and tools but she was cool with my meat eating lifestyle. And she was always cold...eat some protein yo!

So one night we were making spaghetti sauce, two pots, one hers one mine. She accidentally served herself from my pot and said it was the best ever. I took from the other pot and it was gross and awful. Waited two days to tell her the sauce that was awesome was my real meat sauce.

The next night we went out for ribs. She ditched the vegetarian lifestyle LOL

Posted by: NC Ref at August 15, 2022 12:02 AM (Yh3xC)

395 That's what I've been saying!
https://youtu.be/bBgrXmHJACs
Posted by: Bernardo O'Reilly at August 15, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)


Nice

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2022 12:03 AM (anj39)

396 Dave Edmunds - I Hear You Knocking - 2/28/1985 - Capitol Theatre, Passaic, NJ.

Sort of a toss away performance but that tempo is dead perfect with a dash of push and that crunch treble on Edmund's guitar is lovely.

https://tinyurl.com/3p2yaz63

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 12:03 AM (FF+On)

397 *wanders off*

Posted by: Muldoon at August 15, 2022 12:04 AM (kXYt5)

398 114
Yeah, kind of hard to argue that you are a deliberative body if you don't have to show up to vote in person.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2022 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

But what if they did it deliberately?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
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Can you deliberate to deliberately deliberate to deliberate without a quorum? Deliberately?

Posted by: Ciampino - that was done deliberately at August 15, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

399 From what I'm hearing it sounds like the the honorable FBI has been totally overwhelmed by death threats and mobs of angry right wingers threatening violence. It is heart wrenching to think what these selfless public servant are being put through. As one of them stated today the radio "here is no excuse to resort to violence" (unless you are the FBI)

Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2022 12:06 AM (PTDkx)

400 >>If you'd told me 6 years ago that Trump would prove himself the only* politician uninterested in money or power and shine a light on government corruption simply by comparison, I would have asked what drugs you were on. This is a seriously screwed up world we're living in.

Kash Patel and Devin Nunes, who belong on the list of honest politicians, were on with Maria Bartiromo today and pretty much laid out why they are going after Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/39m89m8s

They can't let those documents see the light of day.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 12:06 AM (ZLI7S)

401 Has anybody else noted that the majority of our 'celebrities' have not done anything in their lives worthy of celebrating?

We could do with an 80-90% reduction in the total number of celebrities.

How about we celebrate the men and women who show up for work every day and do the job?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2022 11:54 PM (kXYt5)

My plowed fat ass is famous the world over and moves tens of millions of credulous and impressionable buying units to buy what I say to buy. Joe and Jane W-2 don't have that kind of heft.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at August 15, 2022 12:07 AM (4I/2K)

402 124
His biggest mistake was agreeing to marry a vegan woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2022 10:30 PM (vI6Q
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She made great salads.

Posted by: Ciampino - the cucumbers were specially flavored at August 15, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

403 Dave Edmunds - I Hear You Knocking - 2/28/1985 - Capitol Theatre, Passaic, NJ.

Sort of a toss away performance but that tempo is dead perfect with a dash of push and that crunch treble on Edmund's guitar is lovely.

https://tinyurl.com/3p2yaz63
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 12:03 AM

Very very nice. Both Lowe and Edmunds seemed to have fun with their music.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:09 AM (eGTCV)

404 My plowed fat ass is famous the world over and moves tens of millions of credulous and impressionable buying units to buy what I say to buy. Joe and Jane W-2 don't have that kind of heft.
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at August 15, 2022 12:07 AM (4I/2K)

Heft? You ain't seen heft yet.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at August 15, 2022 12:09 AM (vI6Q8)

405 ..She made great salads.
Posted by: Ciampino - the cucumbers were specially flavored at August 15, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)


Chinese Fortune Cookie Says: "Girl With Braces Serves Mean Tossed Salad."

You been heah fouah houah, lound eye, you go now!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 12:11 AM (tkOps)

406 is heart wrenching to think what these selfless public servant are being put through. As one of them stated today the radio "here is no excuse to resort to violence" (unless you are the FBI)
Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2022 12:06 AM (PTDkx)

The Selfless Bastards would be a good good band name.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:11 AM (eGTCV)

407 Can you deliberate to deliberately deliberate to deliberate without a quorum? Deliberately?

Posted by: Ciampino - that was done deliberately at August 15, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

Not sure, are you doing it on purpose?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)

408 I remember a couple of comedy albums called The Secret Policeman's Ball and The Secret Policeman's Other Ball.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (eGTCV)

409 298 I seem to remember that Hillary negotiated a deal to sell Russia a third of our uranium about 3 years ago and now we're supposed to all agree that Russia is our mortal enemy but noone else seems to remember that

Posted by: MAxIE at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (twxj3)

410 Bang-bang! Bang-bang!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (WHt4f)

411
She made great salads.

Never heard of 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2022 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

412 Bang-bang! Bang-bang!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (WHt4f)

On comment 410? Really?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)

413 Don't worry, they are arming up the IRS.

Maybe there will be an interagency shoot-out over territory.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:15 AM (G54Y6)

414 I don't imagine the KGB received a lot of death threats.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:15 AM (eGTCV)

415 Heft? You ain't seen heft yet.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at August 15, 2022 12:09 AM (vI6Q

Honey, my ass has curves. Yours is a solid block mass, not unlike the Borg's ship.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at August 15, 2022 12:15 AM (4I/2K)

416 I really should be going to sleep. I shall dream of ballroom dancing with a raven haired woman.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:16 AM (eGTCV)

417 409 so have the uranium shipments to russia stopped at least???

Posted by: MAxIE at August 15, 2022 12:16 AM (twxj3)

418 The impeding economic catastrophe, which atm is being held off by our so, so nonpolitical Fed, will hit after the mid terms

It will render the Dims utterly hopeless in holding onto the WH in 2024, as well as the house,which stay in GOP
and the senate map for 2024 is horrendous for the dims

so, what they are looking at is trying to hold the senate and replace as many judges as possible in the next two years

and, as we have seen with their actions against Trump, meddle and shape the GOP, along with the GOPe help
culminating with the most unconservative nominee they can muster for 2024
probably Doozy out of AZ would be the best outcome they could hope for

they are not gonna throw up their hands and admit defeat

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2022 12:18 AM (us2H3)

419 Okay, Hodge Twins are always great. I’m gay but I sure as hell do not like all the pederasty/pedophilia being normalized by all the crazy folks.

Garbage guy. Don’t get that strategy at all. But them it’s sometimes a way to separate the wheat from the chaff.

I like the cabin.

Posted by: Michael Penney at August 15, 2022 12:20 AM (JVqvR)

420 Yeah, kind of hard to argue that you are a deliberative body if you don't have to show up to vote in person. Posted by: The ARC of History!

This bullshit proxy voting in the US House undermines the whole point of having the House. If these proxy voters can't drag their asses out of bed to wage political war, eye to eye, with the opposition, they have no business being there. The layout of the British House of Commons gets this dead right; sort of medieval combat lines with wingtips instead of pikes. In my mind, the great majority of one, all these proxy votes are phony and should be unenforceable. That Pelosi can get away with this is another example how dysfunctional everything in Congress is now.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 12:20 AM (FF+On)

421 414 I don't imagine the KGB received a lot of death threats.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:15 AM (eGTCV)

we honor all requests

Posted by: KGB at August 15, 2022 12:20 AM (us2H3)

422 I really should be going to sleep. I shall dream of ballroom dancing with a raven haired woman.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:16 AM (eGTCV)

In those Italian fag shoes? Dream on.


j/k

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2022 12:21 AM (4I/2K)

423 Somehow my name got in here.

Posted by: Grape Ape at August 15, 2022 12:21 AM (JVqvR)

424 418 Well yeah but given the timing the utter collapse will be laid at the feet of the R congress that the midterms bring so that 2024 will require a strong D hand to save us from the R mistake the country made in the midterms
It's all a chessgame to these people

Posted by: MAxIE at August 15, 2022 12:22 AM (twxj3)

425 380 If you'd told me 6 years ago that Trump would prove himself the only* politician uninterested in money or power and shine a light on government corruption simply by comparison, I would have asked what drugs you were on. This is a seriously screwed up world we're living in.
Posted by: Cortillaen at August 14, 2022 11:51 PM (4Acrv)

No kidding. Go back 8 years to 2014 and I would have added "President what-wha-WHAAAT!?!" to that.

I think the fact that he did such a dramatic and sudden intervention is a big part of why the powers that be have gone so psychotic over his continued existence. Their messaging and strategy is all about handing the presidency off between powerful families or their catspaws; it was Hillary's turn but then some business guy got in the way. And then he did a fairly good job of it, forever blowing up the narrative that only the said dynastic ones are experienced and adroit enough to rule. Bad, bad corruption but it took an outsider--a real one, not "I'm a career politican but a DC outsider, swearsies!" like Obama--to shine a light on it.

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2022 12:22 AM (UewuT)

426 the cabin stairs are definitely a code violation

burn it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2022 12:22 AM (us2H3)

427 Assuming MisHum is still around as something just got zapped. Did you get my e-mail a couple of hours ago?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2022 12:22 AM (7bRMQ)

428 I really should be going to sleep. I shall dream of ballroom dancing with a raven haired woman.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 15, 2022 12:16 AM (eGTCV)

What about swimmin' with bow-legged women?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:22 AM (vI6Q8)

429 Hey. I've been Hiya-ed! Woo Hoo!
Posted by: Muldoon

Now to be Shang-hiyta'd

Posted by: Wo Fat and his henchman Miklos at August 15, 2022 12:23 AM (hXIvZ)

430 t 3 years ago and now we're supposed to all agree that Russia is our mortal enemy but noone else seems to remember that


I remember that

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 15, 2022 12:23 AM (JVCkA)

431 "The North Pole will be ice free in the summer by 2013 because of man made global warming.
_Albert Gore

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:24 AM (G54Y6)

432 I really should be going to sleep. I shall dream of ballroom dancing with a raven haired woman.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

If she quoths, RUN AWAY

Posted by: Miklos Allen Poe at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (hXIvZ)

433 417 409 so have the uranium shipments to russia stopped at least??? Posted by: MAxIE

Doubt it which is unlike the Clinton Foundation contributions (*cough* bribes) which happened at the same time as the sale went through.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (FF+On)

434 Now to be Shang-hiyta'd
Posted by: Wo Fat and his henchman Miklos at August 15, 2022 12:23 AM (hXIvZ)

how about a brainwash ?

Posted by: Yen Lo at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (us2H3)

435 Raven-haired, blonde, red-head? I don't care. Just as long as the face is pretty and the eyes are intelligent.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (JVCkA)

436 One can flourish indefinitely on a diet of circus peanuts and water. They contain all necessary vitamins, minerals, and electrolytes.

Posted by: Bozo the Clown. at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (PIlQh)

437 Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Theodore at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (GJnvT)

438 This bullshit proxy voting in the US House undermines the whole point of having the House. If these proxy voters can't drag their asses out of bed to wage political war, eye to eye, with the opposition, they have no business being there. The layout of the British House of Commons gets this dead right; sort of medieval combat lines with wingtips instead of pikes. In my mind, the great majority of one, all these proxy votes are phony and should be unenforceable. That Pelosi can get away with this is another example how dysfunctional everything in Congress is now.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 12:20 AM (FF+On)

If they can vote remotely via a proxy then there is no reason for them to be in DC. They can stay in their districts and face their constituents. Tough sledding for K street lobbyists who now have to go to 435 districts to buy a representative.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (MujTL)

439 Somehow my name got in here.
Posted by: Grape Ape

Grape Ape>>>Grapenuts

Posted by: Miklos has only three (3) teeth left because of that stuff at August 15, 2022 12:27 AM (hXIvZ)

440 "The North Pole will be ice free in the summer by 2013 because of man made global warming. - Albert Gore
Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg?

You seem strangely skeptical of this prediction.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 12:27 AM (FF+On)

441 435 Raven-haired, blonde, red-head? I don't care. Just as long as the face is pretty and the eyes are intelligent.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (JVCkA)

how about no hair, no brain, no looks

but oodles of hate

Posted by: ayanna pressley at August 15, 2022 12:28 AM (us2H3)

442 how about a brainwash ?
Posted by: Yen Lo

???

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at August 15, 2022 12:28 AM (hXIvZ)

443 Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Theodore at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (GJnvT)

Good night!

Posted by: Vienna at August 15, 2022 12:28 AM (7bRMQ)

444 >>Well yeah but given the timing the utter collapse will be laid at the feet of the R congress that the midterms bring so that 2024 will require a strong D hand to save us from the R mistake the country made in the midterms
It's all a chessgame to these people

Might be a tough sell with the same stuff going on around the world. Even China is on the brink of economic collapse. They are in worse shape than we are.

They might be playing chess but they aren't that good at it. Most of their wins have come from lying and cheating not good chess playing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2022 12:29 AM (ZLI7S)

445 Raven-haired, blonde, red-head? I don't care. Just as long as the face is pretty and the eyes are intelligent.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 15, 2022 12:25 AM (JVCkA)


Breathing works for me. I'm a simple man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2022 12:30 AM (4I/2K)

446 147 Giuliani says Trump will "raid every one of Biden's houses" if the ex-president runs and wins in 2024.

This must be done if we are to keep/take back the Republic.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 14, 2022 10:35 PM (G54Y6)
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He'll need a new 'enforcing force' as the feebs won't do it and probably/hopefully will be gone.

Posted by: Ciampino - here's an idea. DJT can create The Presidential Task Force at August 15, 2022 12:30 AM (qfLjt)

447 I totally belive that the same FBI that rounded up around a thousand insurrectionists for walking gthrough the Capitol based on texts and grainy photos is unable to locate and arrest the people making death threats against them.

Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2022 12:31 AM (PTDkx)

448 Most of their wins have come from lying and cheating not good chess playing.
Posted by: JackStraw

* gives rephrased Checkers speech*

Posted by: Miklos Milhous Nixon2027! at August 15, 2022 12:31 AM (hXIvZ)

449 Anthony Medina (D) running for state rep in Oregon sues massage parlor for $450,000 claiming female Chinese owner groped him and left him suffering from nightmares

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:32 AM (G54Y6)

450 Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
IT'S SCIENCE

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:34 AM (G54Y6)

451 Anthony Medina (D) running for state rep in Oregon sues massage parlor for $450,000 claiming female Chinese owner groped him and left him suffering from nightmares
Posted by: Braenyard

If it was Elaine Chou-McConnell he's in for trouble

Posted by: Miklos so speculates at August 15, 2022 12:34 AM (hXIvZ)

452 Other thing the Brits got right is a multi party system. It, and the coalition governments that come with it, forces politicos to be a bit more transparent about what they're after than the smoky-back-room nonsense that pervades our system.

I find it fascinating that the people I know in meatspace who complain the most about GOP dysfunction are also utterly terrified at the prospect of a viable third party competing for votes. These are otherwise very smart people, so addled by internal propaganda that they'll bitch about McConnell and co and then vote for whatever those guys put in front of them without a second thought. With a base like that, why would the weasel faction not want to be the uniparty?

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2022 12:35 AM (UewuT)

453 Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
IT'S SCIENCE

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:34 AM (G54Y6)

They should have kept it in La Cage.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ)

454 https://youtu.be/JjZTOHlPAf0

On a Back Alley John kick. This guy was a friend of mine, long since departed this mortal coil. He was a damned good blues musician, and this amateur video doesn't do the band justice. John Wilson, RIP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:35 AM (vI6Q8)

455 ..He'll need a new 'enforcing force' as the feebs won't do it and probably/hopefully will be gone. Posted by: Ciampino - here's an idea. DJT can create The Presidential Task Force at August 15, 2022 12:30 AM (qfLjt)

Trump would have a Million or more volunteers appear in EVERY major city, with but a sentence or two on the airwaves.

People who would be all too happy to let the Alphabetians know what it's LIKE, to have the wee-hours raid, and the house and contents ass-raped like a horny tornado went through.

Cries of "Do you know who I am!" would sing out across barren fields of fuck, never to be heard, or if heard, not given a fuck about.

It would be glorious.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 12:36 AM (tkOps)

456 Bad dogs

A young woman and her two children have been savaged during a dog attack as police arrest the owner also for allegedly assaulting a third boy under the age of 16.
Police arrested a man in his 20s on suspicion of assault, coercive and controlling behaviour, and being in charge of a dog that is dangerously out of control.

They seized four dogs, that resembled Staffordshire Bull Terriers, who are now being cared for by a specialist kennels.

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:36 AM (G54Y6)

457 Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
IT'S SCIENCE
Posted by: Braenyard

"Lie down with dogs and wake up with....fuck this, wait, let me rephrase that"

Posted by: the canine at August 15, 2022 12:36 AM (hXIvZ)

458 155 That cabin.
I want it.

I'd happily be a cabin wench there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2022 10:26 PM (U2p+3)
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How are you at choppin' wood?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)

Wood? Seriously? Thats the first thing that popped in your head? I don't know you frigging people. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2022 10:36 PM (VwHCD)
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He has wood every morning so it must be an oblique way of asking for ..... now what was I thinking (damn these statins).

Posted by: Ciampino - does it matter what type of wood it is? at August 15, 2022 12:37 AM (qfLjt)

459 It is illegal to own four breeds of dogs without an exemption from a court. They are:
American pitbull terriers, Japanese tosas,
Dogo Argentinos, and Fila Brazileiro

It's also illegal to own cross-breeds of the above four types of dog _DM

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:37 AM (G54Y6)

460 In a seperate incident, a 34-year-old dog walker was mauled to death by a suspected XL Bully while he was dog walking at a children's park

The dog walker may have collapsed and had a seizure before the dog he was with ‘ate’ part of his face

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:38 AM (G54Y6)

461 457 Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
IT'S SCIENCE
Posted by: Braenyard

"Lie down with dogs and wake up with....fuck this, wait, let me rephrase that"

Posted by: the canine at August 15, 2022 12:36 AM (hXIvZ)
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Okay what did they have the dog do? Are the owners gay?

Posted by: Ciampino - suspicion at August 15, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt)

462 Anthony Medina (D) running for state rep in Oregon sues massage parlor for $450,000 claiming female Chinese owner groped him and left him suffering from nightmares
Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:32 AM (G54Y6)

What about her? Here she was, innocently fishing for trouser trout, and she came up with a snake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:39 AM (vI6Q8)

463 Trump would have a Million or more volunteers appear in EVERY major city, with but a sentence or two on the airwaves.


It would be glorious.

Jim

American Protective League

Done happened. All legal-like, too

Posted by: Woodie Wilson at August 15, 2022 12:39 AM (hXIvZ)

464 Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:38 AM (G54Y6)

Any happy news?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2022 12:41 AM (4I/2K)

465 'night

https://youtu.be/EqcyCmEfPNc

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2022 12:41 AM (sAmhv)

466
"Lie down with dogs and wake up with....fuck this, wait, let me rephrase that"

Posted by: the canine at August 15, 2022 12:36 AM (hXIvZ)
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Okay what did they have the dog do? Are the owners gay?
Posted by: Ciampino - suspicion at August 15, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt)

It puts me in mind of the old bad joke:
Q) what's meaner that a pit bull with AIDS?
A) the man that gave it to him!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2022 12:43 AM (r46W7)

467 The dog walker may have collapsed and had a seizure before the dog he was with ‘ate’ part of his face
Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:38 AM (G54Y6)

"Dog Wokker" is a specialty in Chinese cuisine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:43 AM (vI6Q8)

468 Democrats have the same problem, too. I've talked to a few of the actual D voters; there's a lot of frustration that they're being led into the weeds by shitlords like Hillary and idiots like AOC, but they'd never dare vote Libertarian or Green because hurf durf that's letting the big scary elephant win. So, by rewarding bad behavior, they get more of it.

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2022 12:45 AM (UewuT)

469 "Dog Wokker" is a specialty in Chinese cuisine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:43 AM (vI6Q

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2022 12:45 AM (4I/2K)

470 I just got back from seeing Bullet Train in the theater, first movie I have seen since, probably, Lincoln

If you want to see a movie about Yakuza, Russian Mafia, English hit-men that look like Vincent and Jules, assassins, sicarios, wastrel crime scions, a burned out American, Thomas the Tank Engine, and a Japanese Mascot in intricate, recursive revenge and kidnapping plots onboard a Japanese bullet train, this is probably the movie for you.

It is also over the top violent, and centered around the conceit that "gotta keep it on the down low for the normies" right up until they get butchered as bystanders.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2022 12:45 AM (xhaym)

471 183 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
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Who axd for your opinion?

Posted by: The Hood at August 15, 2022 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

472 Remove the FBI from Federal Status as a Law Enforcement Department of the Federal Government.

They are nothing more than the Democrate "Brownshirts" and as such, should be stripped of any and all authority within the Federal Government.

The ghost of Hoover is cross dressing for you bitches tonight.

Suck a bullet for the good of our nation... you know who your are...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 15, 2022 12:48 AM (J00IM)

473
Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
IT'S SCIENCE
Posted by: Braenyard

They should have kept it in La Cage.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


That would have been pure folly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2022 12:50 AM (63Dwl)

474 Bang-bang! Bang-bang!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (WHt4f)

On comment 410? Really?


He had to give it a shot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 15, 2022 12:51 AM (Bd6X8)

475 Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
IT'S SCIENCE
Posted by: Braenyard

They should have kept it in La Cage.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

That would have been pure folly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2022 12:50 AM (63Dwl)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2022 12:52 AM (4I/2K)

476 190 Jeffrey Toobin has put his resume out but it seems that all the pages are stuck together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)
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He did that to his PhD thesis that we discussed a few days back, that article on masturbation being a scientific something or other. So he has a habit of gluing paper. Hmm.

Posted by: Ciampino - does he know about Kleenex? at August 15, 2022 12:52 AM (qfLjt)

477 Anthony Medina (D) running for state rep in Oregon sues massage parlor for $450,000 claiming female Chinese owner groped him and left him suffering from nightmares

Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:32 AM (G54Y6)

what a fag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

478 what a fag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

One would think a rub&tug would be a Mecca for Medinas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:54 AM (vI6Q8)

479 197 Jeffrey Toobin has put his resume out but it seems that all the pages are stuck together.
Posted by: Cicero

Well thumbed?

Posted by: Miklos innocently asks at August 14, 2022 10:45 PM (hXIvZ)
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Fingered actually. He was told to digitize the document.

Posted by: Ciampino - digital is the way to go at August 15, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

480 One would think a rub&tug would be a Mecca for Medinas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 12:54 AM (vI6Q

Your place ought to be bought by Black Rock for that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2022 12:59 AM (7bRMQ)

481 Anthony Medina (D) running for state rep in Oregon sues massage parlor for $450,000 claiming female Chinese owner groped him and left him suffering from nightmares
Posted by: Braenyard - want nuremberg? badger your congressman at August 15, 2022 12:32 AM (G54Y6)


He might get the women's vote, but up in Woodburn the majority of his voters are Mexicans, and I suspect they are laughing at him.
D'ya suspect he paid with a credit card and someone got the receipt and decided to nobble him with the October Surprise?
Possibly his campaign account? That is normal for the totally tonedeaf politicians in Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2022 01:02 AM (xhaym)

482 Albert King, BB King, and others - Let the Good Times Roll (1987 Grammys)

https://tinyurl.com/3rza87pm

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 15, 2022 01:06 AM (FF+On)

483 On the Medina (d) in Oregon.

Is he the Jerk, or is it his massuse that's the Jerk?

I don't know these things, those worlds, it's a confusion to me.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:07 AM (tkOps)

484 Why should Rudy shut his mouth? Personally, I'm not in the mood to be nice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 14, 2022 10:50 PM


When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at August 15, 2022 01:08 AM (xttsV)

485 Is he the Jerk, or is it his massuse that's the Jerk?

I don't know these things, those worlds, it's a confusion to me.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:07 AM (tkOps)

It would have been an epic heist, had she been able to pull it off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 01:08 AM (vI6Q8)

486 ASPCA rejoices. Dolphins are safe tonight. Toobin will no longer flog.

Posted by: mnw at August 15, 2022 01:10 AM (NLIak)

487 China is killing just under 100K Americans/year though Fentanyl. And...we won't even yank most favored nation trading status.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2022 10:55 PM


Let me know when the Chinese are lacing Woodford Reserve with Fentanyl.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 15, 2022 01:12 AM (xttsV)

488 Suck a bullet for the good of our nation... you know who your are...
Posted by: Nightwatch

People named Publius have been banned for such....

Posted by: Misanthropic Dildo at August 15, 2022 01:13 AM (hXIvZ)

489 Is he the Jerk, or is it his massuse that's the Jerk?

I don't know these things, those worlds, it's a confusion to me.


Jim

I saw James Brown do the Jerk, the Twist, and the Jump Back Jack

I seem to recall something about a Brand New Bag

Posted by: Soul Brother Miklos at August 15, 2022 01:16 AM (hXIvZ)

490 I AM PUBLIUS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps)

491 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
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Who axd for your opinion?
Posted by: The Hood

Us

Posted by: Molly Hatchett at August 15, 2022 01:19 AM (hXIvZ)

492 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2022 01:23 AM (vI6Q8)

493 That cabin looks suspiciously like the musher's cabins in Denali Park.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 15, 2022 01:28 AM (LOVUx)

494 I see trey gowdy still combs his hair with a jet engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)

495
I see trey gowdy still combs his hair with a jet engine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


He auditioned for Flock of Seagulls

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2022 01:34 AM (63Dwl)

496 ..I see trey gowdy still combs his hair with a jet engine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)


Surely, you don't think Adam Schiff's farts have that much thrust? *whooff*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:34 AM (tkOps)

497 I see trey gowdy still combs his hair with a jet engine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)

Surely, you don't think Adam Schiff's farts have that much thrust? *whooff*


Jim

If Trey-Trey would just let me do a little...something

*pouts, stamps feet, sticks out tongue at cute little Trey-Trey*

Posted by: the Fabulous Miss Lindsey at August 15, 2022 01:40 AM (LyVHa)

498 Let me know when the Chinese are lacing Woodford Reserve with Fentanyl.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 15, 2022 01:12 AM (xttsV)

I'm drinking that as we speak. Don't give the shit stains any ideas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:43 AM (VwHCD)

499 Lindey's Ladybugs should be deployed against the Feebies.

They deserve one another.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:46 AM (tkOps)

500 I'm drinking that as we speak. Don't give the shit stains any ideas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Don't worry.

Ideas are not exactly their strong suit.

Posted by: Miklos with light bulb over head at August 15, 2022 01:46 AM (LyVHa)

501 Kash patel always has the look on his face like he's trying to decide if that great white heading towards him is going to ram his boat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:47 AM (VwHCD)

502 I see trey gowdy still combs his hair with a jet engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)


By his haircuts/hair styles alone, I can tell his wife really hates him as she lets him appear in public -- and on tv -- looking like that.

Posted by: RickZ at August 15, 2022 01:47 AM (ldL4g)

503 By his haircuts/hair styles alone, I can tell his wife really hates him as she lets him appear in public -- and on tv -- looking like that.
Posted by: RickZ

Somebody misunderstood the "Till death do us part" part.

Posted by: Miklos never voted for him, ask Publius at August 15, 2022 01:49 AM (LyVHa)

504 Kash patel always has the look on his face like he's trying to decide if that great white heading towards him is going to ram his boat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

He needs bigger boat, A Yuge, classy, luxurious boat, really the best, that much I can tell you.

Posted by: Miklos J. Trump at August 15, 2022 01:52 AM (LyVHa)

505 I knew someone named Carson.

He was a dick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2022 01:52 AM (IEa8U)

506 So.

My hash has changed again.

Looks like I should be doing something live on Instagram.

Posted by: GlobalMiklosInfluencerCorp at August 15, 2022 01:54 AM (LyVHa)

507 RickZ. Your first mistake, is suggesting that the Lifelong Confirmed Batchelor has "a wife"?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:54 AM (tkOps)

508 RickZ. Your first mistake, is suggesting that the Lifelong Confirmed Batchelor has "a wife"?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 01:54 AM (tkOps)


Married 33 years with two kids. Wife is a 2nd runner-up in the Miss South Carolina pageant.

I still say she hates him because she lets him go out of the house looking like that.

Posted by: RickZ at August 15, 2022 02:05 AM (ldL4g)

509 You're talkin' about Gowdy, I'm bustin' on Graham.

We is both be all the right are belong to us!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 02:08 AM (tkOps)

510 You're talkin' about Gowdy, I'm bustin' on Graham.

We is both be all the right are belong to us!


Jim

You people keep this up, and a ton of okra of unspecified Carolina origin may show up at the TxMoMe

Posted by: Miklos chooses his okra and words carefully at August 15, 2022 02:26 AM (LyVHa)

511 Darleen was Second Runner Up at the County Little Miss Okra Contest, when she was 12.

Or so she says.

The okra costume don't fit, that's for sure.

Posted by: Miklos has been unable verify at August 15, 2022 02:30 AM (LyVHa)

512 I have explained, with kindness, sympathy, and genuine affection, that if I ever see Darleen on one of those mobility scooters at the Walmart again, IT IS OVER

Posted by: Miklos has Standards (just the two) at August 15, 2022 02:33 AM (LyVHa)

513 Miklos, which wears the Gowdy wig better, Marlene or Darleen?

I'm not in the least interested in who wears the ladybug suit better. Ick.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 02:38 AM (tkOps)

514 Not that I'm complaining, but the only rest I get all year is when the Bass Masters Tournament is in town.

Posted by: Miklos has few complaints at August 15, 2022 02:39 AM (LyVHa)

515 What is happening here tonight, Horde? It is way too late for me to start at the beginning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo)

516 which wears the Gowdy wig better,

Charleen.

Cute chicks look good in anything.

Posted by: Miklos, or nothing at August 15, 2022 02:41 AM (LyVHa)

517 DDS. All the action tonight is down at the Waffle House.

Brace yourself!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 02:41 AM (tkOps)

518 What is happening here tonight, Horde? It is way too late for me to start at the beginning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Start at the end, and read everything upside down like a schoolteacher.

Posted by: Miklos-Evelyn Wood at August 15, 2022 02:43 AM (LyVHa)

519 I hope that when garrett's cat finally escaped that whoever put those crocs on got the impact from the frenzied shake of the legs. Clunk! Run, kitty.

Posted by: micky at August 15, 2022 02:43 AM (3byMq)

520 hasta la nite nite horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 15, 2022 02:51 AM (tkOps)

521 when ace gets mad, he throws crocs at garrett

but not at me, ace is nice man, so sweet

Posted by: garrett's kitty at August 15, 2022 02:52 AM (LyVHa)

522 hasta la nite nite horde.

Jim

hasta la Dawn!

Posted by: El Cartel Nuevo de Miklos at August 15, 2022 02:53 AM (LyVHa)

523 Hello horde,

Have you convinced Miklos to quit complaining? It's insufferable for crying out.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 15, 2022 02:54 AM (/yVB8)

524 Have you convinced Miklos to quit complaining? It's insufferable for crying out.
Posted by: Pete Bog

This Insufferable Succotash is terrible.

Posted by: Yosemite Miklo-sam at August 15, 2022 02:56 AM (LyVHa)

525 Have you convinced Miklos to quit complaining? It's insufferable for crying out.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Also, I'd like to speak with your manager.

Posted by: Karen from MiklosCorp at August 15, 2022 02:58 AM (LyVHa)

526 521 when ace gets mad, he throws crocs at garrett

but not at me, ace is nice man, so sweet
Posted by: garrett's kitty at August 15, 2022 02:52 AM (LyVHa)

I thought garret was having a psychotic break and while ace was screaming like a fishwife and throwing shoes at garret, his alterego- Jugdish- was calm and sheltered from the storm.

ace loves his Jugdish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2022 03:00 AM (dNqv+)

527 Is Miklos complaining a lot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2022 03:01 AM (dNqv+)

528 ace loves his Jugdish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We are support Jugdish, who is sitting here with us.

Posted by: Clayton and Sidney at August 15, 2022 03:02 AM (LyVHa)

529 Is Miklos complaining a lot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You know, I can just have these comments auto-forwarded to Slavic Customer Service.

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevitch, without the Brezhnev eyebrows at August 15, 2022 03:04 AM (LyVHa)

530 I am a man that has turned 29 years old many, many times.

I have no idea how 22 year olds can be worn out at 1 am behind the bar and I'm still going full speed.

The next generations are soft.

Sure, I'll be shuffling around like Tim Conway in the morning, but gee whiz youngins, get some pep in your step.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2022 03:04 AM (Yc3SH)

531 Bitter Clinger, that's a great Comment of the Week! Had me going.

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 03:06 AM (0ixKl)

532 Sure, I'll be shuffling around like Tim Conway in the morning, but gee whiz youngins, get some pep in your step.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

749 Old Fashionds please, barkeep

Posted by: Miklos is just getting started at August 15, 2022 03:08 AM (LyVHa)

533 749 Old Fashionds please, barkeep

Posted by: Miklos is just getting started at August 15, 2022 03:08 AM (LyVHa)


You aren't far off.

Our tip share from the servers was $125 tonight. We get 4% of alcohol sales.

By my calculations, that means we pushed out a little over $30,000 worth of booze in 8.5 hours.

That's not including the customers we had in the cocktail lounge and at the bar.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2022 03:12 AM (Yc3SH)

534 Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 03:06 AM (0ixKl)


Lol.

Thanks m. Absurd sarcasm is all I've got left for our plight.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2022 03:13 AM (Yc3SH)

535 By my calculations, that means we pushed out a little over $30,000 worth of booze in 8.5 hours.

That's not including the customers we had in the cocktail lounge and at the bar.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

So.

My Home Study Course in Zymurgy might pay off after all.

Posted by: Miklos is newly optimistic (but that might be the booze talking) at August 15, 2022 03:14 AM (LyVHa)

536 Thanks m. Absurd sarcasm is all I've got left for our plight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Your absurdity is nonsensical.

/s

Posted by: Miklos would never ever do that at August 15, 2022 03:17 AM (LyVHa)

537 My Home Study Course in Zymurgy might pay off after all.



If you ferment it, they will come.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2022 03:25 AM (Yc3SH)

538 https://youtu.be/hJ91FymytWY


Just for you, Miklos.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2022 03:26 AM (a4EWo)

539 Just for you, Miklos.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Ha!

If I could imitate an image of an actor for a week or so in real life, I would do a week as Jim Backus.

Posted by: Miklos would absolutely do that, and the kids would never know (which makes it cooler) at August 15, 2022 03:32 AM (LyVHa)

540 How have you been Miklos, is your Mama doing okay?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2022 03:36 AM (a4EWo)

541 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Thank you

Well, as Old Grand Mama would say, If you can't say anything nice, sit right here by me.

Posted by: Miklos has as needed at August 15, 2022 03:39 AM (LyVHa)

542 Well hang in there then, I know that it is not easy now but later on you have no regrets and that is a very fine feeling.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2022 03:47 AM (a4EWo)

543 407 Can you deliberate to deliberately deliberate to deliberate without a quorum? Deliberately?

Posted by: Ciampino - that was done deliberately at August 15, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

Not sure, are you doing it on purpose?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 15, 2022 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)
----
I deliberated on your question and yes, I am doing it deliberately.

Posted by: Ciampino - deliberate that at August 15, 2022 03:47 AM (qfLjt)

544 Can you deliberate to deliberately deliberate to deliberate without a quorum? Deliberately?

Posted by: Ciampino

That is just Delicious!

Posted by: de Liberace at August 15, 2022 03:49 AM (LyVHa)

545 I know that it is not easy now but later on you have no regrets and that is a very fine feeling.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I regret that I cannot sing like Edith Piaf

Posted by: Regrets, I've had a few, but too few to mention at August 15, 2022 03:50 AM (LyVHa)

546 Good night, Horde, my time space continuum is disturbed. The room where I sit has multiple clocks and none of them are showing the correct time right now, some are off by hours. Must be time to go to bed. Carry on.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2022 03:50 AM (a4EWo)

547 419 Okay, Hodge Twins are always great. I’m gay but I sure as hell do not like all the pederasty/pedophilia being normalized by all the crazy folks.

Garbage guy. Don’t get that strategy at all. But them it’s sometimes a way to separate the wheat from the chaff.

I like the cabin.

Posted by: Michael Penney at August 15, 2022 12:20 AM (JVqvR)
----
Somehow I read that 'separate' bit as "separate the meat from the shaft".
Sorry, it's due to that article about the vegan wedding.

Posted by: Ciampino - winced at first reading at August 15, 2022 03:54 AM (qfLjt)

548 multiple clocks and none of them are showing the correct time right now, some are off by hours. Must be time to go to bed. Carry on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I use a sundial.

None of that fancy store-bought newfangled clatrap for me, no sirree.

Posted by: Miklos has it tilted so that it is always 5 o'clock somewhere at August 15, 2022 03:54 AM (LyVHa)

549 I am afraid that Skip will be disappointed in us, and we will be assigned Additional Canal Duties.

Posted by: Miklos Stakhanov, Fulfiller of Quotas at August 15, 2022 03:57 AM (LyVHa)

550 Up early and Yahoo News (I believe) says armed right wing extremists have surrounded the FBI building in Phoenix. Sounds like half fake story, but Yahoo news is good at that.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2022 04:00 AM (61DMD)

551 I don't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:02 AM (k8B25)

552 YAHOO, THE NAME THAT SAYS "TRUST"

Posted by: Miklos was in that business, managed to not lie or get fired, somehow at August 15, 2022 04:03 AM (LyVHa)

553 BREAKING

Philadelphia Fed projects minor uptick in GDP due to strong results in the key Skip sector

Posted by: MiklosWatch at August 15, 2022 04:05 AM (LyVHa)

554 Up until 4 years ago, my family had a cabin in the woods with a creek running nearby. Going their on a winters morning, getting the pellet stove going and warming the place up. The sounds of walking on a wooded floor and the mice that moved in was the biggest challenge of spending the weekend there. So quiet there, only the wild animals to keep you company.
Private road in that needed plowing, so many memories.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2022 04:07 AM (61DMD)

555 I don't want to get up
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022


***
Right there with you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:09 AM (c6xtn)

556 Probably Glowies

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:09 AM (k8B25)

557 491 One of my pet peeves. Some people spell it "axe"; some people spell it "ax". The who spell it " ax" are wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 14, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
----
Who axd for your opinion?
Posted by: The Hood

Us

Posted by: Molly Hatchett at August 15, 2022 01:19 AM (hXIvZ)
----
And who axd u to the party?

Posted by: Tommy Hawk at August 15, 2022 04:10 AM (qfLjt)

558 I don't want to get up
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022

***
Right there with you!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


https://tinyurl.com/4czr4u4x

Posted by: Miklos begs to differ at August 15, 2022 04:11 AM (LyVHa)

559 And who axd u to the party?
Posted by: Tommy Hawk

Me

Posted by: Axl Rose at August 15, 2022 04:12 AM (LyVHa)

560 Morning, all,

Stirling the Evil Black Kitten has discovered that one of those tiny pale salamanders has gotten into the apartment somehow. I've saved them from my cats before -- but only when I spot them before the cats do. Oh, well. Stirling doesn't get much chance to kill something for real.

Up early to work out before work. You?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:13 AM (c6xtn)

561 494 I see trey gowdy still combs his hair with a jet engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)
----
Rolls-Royce, Pratt & Whitney or GE ?

Posted by: Ciampino won't include the inferior Russian or Chinese engines at August 15, 2022 04:13 AM (qfLjt)

562 Probably Glowies
Posted by: Skip

Is that why they always do pre-dawn raids?

I guess the glow part would probably help a lot.

Posted by: Low Information Miklos at August 15, 2022 04:14 AM (LyVHa)

563 Did the FBI agents really carry those fancy AR rifles at the ready to fire position when they entered Mar-A-Largo? Were they expecting a stand off or is that just FBI showing off their fire power. They should have used an armored personal carrier to break down that big gate you see on TV, just to show who is in charge.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2022 04:16 AM (61DMD)

564 Up early to work out before work. You?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

12 ounce curls, dude.

Posted by: The Miklos Abides at August 15, 2022 04:16 AM (LyVHa)

565 If I could imitate an image of an actor for a week or so in real life, I would do a week as Jim Backus.
Posted by: Miklos would absolutely do that, and the kids would never know (which makes it cooler) at August 15, 2022


***
Me? The young Robert Vaughn or William Shatner or Robert Culp.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 15, 2022 04:16 AM (c6xtn)

566 Me? The young Robert Vaughn or William Shatner or Robert Culp.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You...??!!!!

Oh sorry

Read that as Nancy Kulp

Posted by: The Miklos was clear;y mistaken at August 15, 2022 04:19 AM (LyVHa)

567 550 Up early and Yahoo News (I believe) says armed right wing extremists have surrounded the FBI building in Phoenix. Sounds like half fake story, but Yahoo news is good at that.
Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2022 04:00 AM (61DMD)

This?

Shooting at Phoenix party leaves man dead, 5 others injured; suspect arrested

https://tinyurl.com/5n85drx4

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:22 AM (rnYgr)

568 Shooting at Phoenix party leaves man dead, 5 others injured; suspect arrested

https://tinyurl.com/5n85drx4
Posted by: m

Probably Lutherans again. Or maybe Uzbeks.

Posted by: Miklos is free to speculate at August 15, 2022 04:29 AM (LyVHa)

569 Oh, wait, now I do see some mainstream media FBI Phoenix stories. Dunno.

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:32 AM (rnYgr)

570 I've heard that the IRS will just be sending you a bill of what they claim is taxes owed. You could get a tax lawyer but most will just pay it. After all, do you really want to sit in an office with the agent laying a gun on the desk pointed in your direction as he explains why your owe the 4000 dollars. It may have always been this way, but now your chances are greater you will get a nice letter from the IRS.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2022 04:36 AM (61DMD)

571 PIXY NOOD IS UP

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2022 04:36 AM (k8B25)

572 570 I've heard that the IRS will just be sending you a bill of what they claim is taxes owed. You could get a tax lawyer but most will just pay it. After all, do you really want to sit in an office with the agent laying a gun on the desk pointed in your direction as he explains why your owe the 4000 dollars. It may have always been this way, but now your chances are greater you will get a nice letter from the IRS.
Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2022 04:36 AM (61DMD)

LOL Colin.
I mean, not LOL. But cleverly summarized.

Posted by: m at August 15, 2022 04:41 AM (rnYgr)

573 Sitting in your Cabin on a Cold, Windy, Stormy, Rainy Night in front of aa fire and reading a a book of scary stories

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