F*** Around and Find Out Cafe

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World Trade Center under construction, 1970

This appears to be a very large monitor lizard.

Setting a grateful rehabilitated chimpanzee (or bonobo?) free into nature.

A little hard to watch: Birds won't stop biting poor dogs on the butts and on the pee-pees!

Training.

Union of the Snake.

Berlin, 1920 -- fashion.

Giving water to a swallow who fainted during a heat wave.

Just three dogs, hanging out.


Don't wear so much lipstick. It makes you look cheap.


Making friends.

A lunch guest.

High-steppin'.


Everyone knows how this story ends.

Posted by: Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:37 PM (1Nxff)

2 Welcome to the Café!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

3 first

Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 10, 2022 07:38 PM (P4Pk9)

4
I declare this thread Hadrian the Seventh Land.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:38 PM (1Nxff)

5 First within a reasonable error of measurement!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (6FeV1)

6
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (1Nxff)

7
I've been out of touch. Anything interesting happen in the last couple of days?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

8 High-steppin'.

That's a big 'no', as the kids say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (IEa8U)

9 Whale and Dolphins !

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

10 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (rbKZ6)

11 suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (1Nxff)

I'm right here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (W/9Bb)

12 I definitely found out.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (krQz2)

13 I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (1Nxff)

Drifting in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (4I/2K)

14 I've been out of touch. Anything interesting happen in the last couple of days?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)


Nah.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (DgWEj)

15 Jane Goodall. She's kind of a horrible human being. In Davos at one of those meetings where the Captains of Industry and Global Leaders discuss what they'd like to do with humanity, she said that a half billion of the earth's population would need to be reduced. She's a monster.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (sAmhv)

16 So what was that guy doing with all the choreography?

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (OQcPl)

17 That vid of the MMA fight with the Capoeira dude getting KO'd is staged. It's actually from a movie, I forget the name.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (+dHQK)

18 Count- I was in York during the 4th of July and had magnificent scrapple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (W/9Bb)

19 16 So what was that guy doing with all the choreography?
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (OQcPl)

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Capoeira.

Looks neat, and is a sort of cultural "fighting style" in Brazil, but it's also a good way to get your ass knocked out by someone who studies an actual fighting style, as evidenced by the video.

Posted by: ballistic at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (oXNqT)

20 I was waiting for the lady at the counter to notice the two snakes doing the tango.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

21 That video of fashion in 1920 Berlin reminds me how so many people simply couldn't believe the truth about Hitler. The German people were so literary, cosmopolitan and genteel, they would say. People like Churchill could believe it because he really studied Hitler and his movement, but a lot of people just did not believe it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:46 PM (kDGvA)

22 Just the usual 'Get Trump' nonsense, Hadrian.

Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2022 07:46 PM (Y274z)

23
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM


ahem...some of us slink in

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)

24 Those dolphins are using the whales to herd small fish in front of their path for a tasty and easy lunch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (R/m4+)

25 >>I've been out of touch. Anything interesting happen in the last couple of days?


Apparently Brooklyn Beckam's bride does not get along with his mom, Posh Spice.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (I/doM)

26 I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


My brother, how you doing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (hOUT3)

27 >>>16 So what was that guy doing with all the choreography?
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (OQcPl)

Capoeira. It's a Brazilian martial art that combines martial arts with dance. People say it was developed by slaves who used dance to mask its martial applications from their masters, but I think that's probably overstated.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 10, 2022 07:48 PM (+dHQK)

28 One of my favorite Eddie Murphy skits was when he talked about being in a club in NY. Some guy bumps into him and he has to make something of it before he's surrounded by his boys.

He does the whole black man routine about making noise and acting tough and he looks over and it's an Italian guy with an evil grin who's like 'Come on' and making a gesturing motion.

Then he has to back peddle, which is hilarious.

Cracks me up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 07:48 PM (mZ3xv)

29 Capoeira.

Looks neat, and is a sort of cultural "fighting style" in Brazil, but it's also a good way to get your ass knocked out by someone who studies an actual fighting style, as evidenced by the video.


Like a lot of martial arts, Capoeira was started by people who were lower caste who were not allowed to have weapons or train in fighting. They disguised the practice by making it more dance-like. It's not straight forward fighting because that was forbidden.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:48 PM (kDGvA)

30
Took a beating today. Helped a couple of guys, who worked much harder than me, clean out the fence lines in the dog runs outside. It would have taken me three weeks to do a much worse job, assuming I didn't die first. $650 well spent.

20,000 steps today. I hurt all over.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (1Nxff)

31 I've been out of touch. Anything interesting happen in the last couple of days?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM


TJM came through, and avoided the Horde disappointing Ace.

Disappointing Ace can result in a number of suboptimal results (e.g. Lena in a brown bikini), so we dodged one today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

32 https://youtu.be/sks0x_GJIDs

I'm torn between a pretty black lady who says she thinks I'm great and a tall, brown eyed lady from Brooklyn who also thinks I'm awesome.
Rolls eyes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

33 Kamala could teach the monitor lizard how to get that down in one swallow.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (knzHR)

34 The High-Steppin video

No no no no NO NO just NO

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (DgWEj)

35 I took some capoeira lessons in my youth. My instructor could place the sole of his foot on my shoulder, and I am not a short person.
Dude was flex.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, fasting at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

36 I'm digging the Power Headline.

It's like a relaxed thread but glistening with Viagra, testosterone and flexing.

An enigma.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (dscaa)

37 >>>Looks neat, and is a sort of cultural "fighting style" in Brazil, but it's also a good way to get your ass knocked out by someone who studies an actual fighting style, as evidenced by the video.
Posted by: ballistic at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (oXNqT)

It's staged. From the movie Never Back Down.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (+dHQK)

38 Capoeira has a sort of similarity to Tai Chi.... the "art" itself isn't exactly a fighting tool, but getting good at the art will make you a better fighter. Speed up all the moves in Tai Chi, and you're basically beating the asses off of a crowd of dudes coming at you from all sides. Take all the jumping and cartwheeling out of Capoeira, and you're pretty much just kicking suckers in the noggin. Both were developed in cultures where The Man didn't just disarm you, he didn't even let you train an unarmed fighting technique.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (6FeV1)

39 [willowed] One of the reasons I am single is because my ex wanted spam on white bread with ketchup everyday for lunch. ... I just kicked him the curb.
Posted by: Ben Had

Boy, she's strict!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (4I/2K)

40 Hah. Local pd (who are pretty nice guys), posted on fb a pic of the cup of lemonade they bought from some kids' lemonade stand.
3rd comment: "I hope the new IRS agents don't raid the lemonade stand."
Buncha likes on it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (RN7Qy)

41 Germany in the 20's was the height of fashion and art and then the Nazis forbid the common folk from wearing the latest fashions. Modern art was also forbidden. Of course just like the pretend socialists elites here those rules didn't apply to them. The wives still wore the latest out of France and Goebbels collected modern art behind Hitler's back.

( most of the fashion houses in Germany were Jewish owned or run)

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (CqUXU)

42 I'm the farthest thing possible from a lady killer. How does this happen?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

43 The fight clip is from "Never Back Down."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (I/doM)

44 That monitor lizard looks like something out of Jurassic Park.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (9r09r)

45 I had a monitor lizard but he got into the flyback and that was that.

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (sn5EN)

46 24
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM

ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at

I prefer to sashay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (q/wq/)

47 20,000 steps today. I hurt all over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Salonpas or bengay

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (RN7Qy)

48 So what was that guy doing with all the choreography?
Posted by: G. Gnome

FA until he FO.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (0eMgQ)

49 Looks more like whales getting creepy with dolphins.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (krQz2)

50 I went to an exhibit at the Henry Ford Museum of costumes from Disney movies:

https://tinyurl.com/4eedpt5d

I couldn't believe how tiny most of the costumes were. And Danny Devito's was like something a hobbit would wear! He's a wee little man.

They were nice but not as rich and couture-y as the Star Wars costumes. They looked much more impressive on screen (they showed clips -- now way I'm watching most of those live action versions of classics).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

51 I have the soft cover wine book from Windows on the World from the World Trade building restaurant, never went to it

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (k8B25)

52 Hi Count, damn right, I love to cook and that was an affront to my sensibilities.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (g6x3Z)

53 I've been out of touch. Anything interesting happen in the last couple of days?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)


My wife threw her back out.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (xhaym)

54 I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM

ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)

Garrett sashays in!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (4I/2K)

55 I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM

ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at

I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I slouched in

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (RN7Qy)

56 44 I'm the farthest thing possible from a lady killer. How does this happen?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

Step 1: Don't murder women

(that's all the steps)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)

57 > Speed up all the moves in Tai Chi, and you're basically beating the asses off of a crowd of dudes coming at you from all sides.

Sounds like Bullshido. Do you have any videos of Tai Chi masters doing well in a real fight?

Here's one of a Tai Chi master vs a MMA guy. MMA guy absolutely dominates the Tai Chi master.

https://youtu.be/XMueuNRUdQA?t=28

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (kDGvA)

58 426 I like Braunschweiger. It's pretty rich.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

I do too

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (RN7Qy)

59 The gary railcats stadium is right across the street from US steel's Gary works. There's always rail traffic past and in the yard.

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (FhXTo)

60 I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM

ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at

I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM


No love for the gamboleers?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

61 I patched up our bird bath with Flex Seal, and been keeping it filled everyday.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (k8B25)

62 >>Hillary testified for 11 hours under oath without taking the 5th.
"Only the guilty have to take the 5th"



It's easy to testify for 11 hours when all your answers are a variation of "I do not recall", ActBlue troll!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (I/doM)

63 I'm an introvert. I'm kind of homely and there's two attractive women telling me they love me.
I find this stressful.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)

64 Komodo Dragon > Monitor Lizard IIRC?

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2022 07:56 PM (FhXTo)

65 I stumbled in. Occasionally I'll do it and there will be no comments. It's like seeing a yard full of fresh snow.

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (sn5EN)

66 I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM

ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at

I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM

No love for the gamboleers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nobody promenades anymore?

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)

67 self driving cart ... hacked by China ... this is our future?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (Cus5s)

68 Count- I was in York during the 4th of July and had magnificent scrapple.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (W/9Bb)

Right at the source. Excellent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (4I/2K)

69 *bursts in!*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (aaGzp)

70 Pussies, I strode in.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (g6x3Z)

71 I had a monitor lizard but he got into the flyback and that was that.
Posted by: fd

Fried monitor?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (0eMgQ)

72 I'm torn between a pretty black lady who says she thinks I'm great and a tall, brown eyed lady from Brooklyn who also thinks I'm awesome.
Rolls eyes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)


Don't ever let them meet each other...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (hOUT3)

73 I missed the last thread, so I'll just say this... I remember when "white flight" was a thing people talked about. Now, I look around this city I live in, and see people of all colors fleeing.

Who wants to stay in a place where it's really expensive but also poor and dangerous? Who wants to stay in a place where a throng of maniacs shows up to violently "protest" a city council vote to suppress encampments of meth-crazed hobos near schools?

Who wants to live in LA?

This is how the whole country gets infected with these people. By bien pensant midwits who can't connect their misery to their political choices.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (IXpV7)

74 54 Hillary testified for 11 hours under oath without taking the 5th.
"Only the guilty have to take the 5th"

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She could say anything she wanted, up to and including "I shot Vince," because the "investigators" were on her side.

Posted by: Interesting Times at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (ieN7O)

75 >>Nobody promenades anymore?


Only when lollygagging is not an option. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (I/doM)

76 You can stop there. Martial Artists are like Vegans and Crossfitters. They'll let you know who they are.

It's an attractive dance. Athletic - but not effective.


How is that any different than a lot of martial arts? Judo, Boxing, Jiu Jitsu, Thai Kickboxing, several wrestling styles, and not much else have had good showings in real MMA style matches. When's the last time you saw a Kung Fu specialist clean up in a MMA match?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (kDGvA)

77 Berlin, 1920 -- fashion."

Images from before Western Civilization died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (trdmm)

78 Paul just oozes wimpy

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (dscaa)

79 Well, the Komodos are the life of the party, I'm the one telling everyone to stop playing the music so loud, don't drink too much.

Posted by: Hall Monitor Lizard at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (8Lklg)

80 There are Tai chi sword gorms
Other weapons too

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (RN7Qy)

81 Hillary didn't take the 5th because she knew she could lie without consequences. She lied more than a battalion of Pinocchios .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (CqUXU)

82 N.L.Urker stop driving the Porche to the bar while everyone else rides their horse, take the beat up 85 Chevy truck.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (k8B25)

83 Paul! Mary C called, she is looking for you. Apparently you borrowed her vibrator and brought it back "icky" whatever that means.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)

84 >.This appears to be a very large monitor lizard.


BULLSHIT JURASSIC PARK IS TRUE

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (geLO8)

85 >>Nobody promenades anymore

Not since I passed age 29

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)

86 I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM

No love for the gamboleers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nobody promenades anymore?
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2

I saunter. Like a man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (mZ3xv)

87 Pendleton Oregon flour mill total loss in fire today.

Coinky dinky I'm sure.

Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (Y274z)

88 Step 1: Don't murder women

(that's all the steps)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)
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Wha???

Posted by: Millenial at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (krQz2)

89 I love how we have the whole 'Guilty as sin until proven innocent or democrat.' thing going on now. That was the ENTIRE point of the 5th amendment. Trump was wrong to denigrate it before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (diceA)

90 24
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM

ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)

And others of us just clomp in, spit, kick the crap off our shoes and put our feet on the dining table. This is a classy place.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (JrN/x)

91 No love for the gamboleers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)


That was the worst Stephen King movie adaption, ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (xhaym)

92 In like a lion, out like a lamb.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (g6x3Z)

93 Pussies, I strode in.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (g6x3Z)


Strutted, myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (DgWEj)

94 Pussies, I strode in.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM


Suddenly, the saloon went silent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Swagger in, swagger out. . . night, all!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (I/doM)

96 I'm torn between a pretty black lady who says she thinks I'm great and a tall, brown eyed lady from Brooklyn who also thinks I'm awesome.
Rolls eyes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

Don't ever let them meet each other...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (hOUT3)

YOLO!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (4I/2K)

97 what difference, at this point, does it make ... if the friendly seal later bit the lips off that diver?

heh ... wild animals. they are not always predictable.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Cus5s)

98 > I missed the last thread, so I'll just say this... I remember when "white flight" was a thing people talked about. Now, I look around this city I live in, and see people of all colors fleeing.

White people move out = white flight, racist.
White people move in = gentrification, racist.
White people stay put = insular or squatting on blah blah tribe land, racist.

The system is rigged.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (kDGvA)

99 I lean towards skulking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

100 I do not move. The thread comes to me.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (dscaa)

101 Pendleton Oregon flour mill total loss in fire today.

Coinky dinky I'm sure.
Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (Y274z)


Supply chain issues, they couldn't get the fire extinguishers they ordered!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (hOUT3)

102 "Fried monitor?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron"

It stunk for a month. Sparked a little too. Those old Mulitsyncs would just keep on going though.

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (sn5EN)

103 > Don't ever let them meet each other...

It's like an 80s sit com in here.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (kDGvA)

104 Sashayed, strutted, stomped, strode, swaggered, skulked. All "s" words. Hmmm....

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (DgWEj)

105 so, then, to finish my earlier thoughts, if viva would not fight for the country of his birth, the country in which he has citizenship, would he fight for the United States?

he's a lawyer that voted for the party of trudeau nearly his entir adulthood but then headed for the border after a bit of quarantine unpleasantness.

he does seem to be a decent guy but it is a fair questin ask

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (+X3J2)

106 I lean towards skulking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)
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I bet you're into skullduggery, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (aaGzp)

107 What do you do do you do wish a woman who's half a fool taller than you?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

108 Jane Goodall. ... said that a half billion of the earth's population would need to be reduced. She's a monster.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (sAmhv)


I'm sure that killing off a bunch of black or brown people would be a good start, was the unsaid part. We're definitely at a time of choosing:

Option 1: Humans are made in the image of God (guess who's side that is)

Option 2: Life unworthy of life (you get to be one of Stan's minions)

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (pJWtt)

109 >>It's easy to testify for 11 hours when all your answers are a variation of "I do not recall", ActBlue troll!

She threw in a "What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!"

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

110 Jurassic f'ing park

Posted by: TA at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (oyhIW)

111 I was a Hall Monitor at P.S. 105 in Brooklyn. Don't remember having to scarf down any antelopes, though.

Posted by: Pass the Tums at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (PIlQh)

112 According to the video some just slither in to the thread.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (0eMgQ)

113 "What do you do do you do wish a woman who's half a fool taller than you?"

Do you have a motorboat license?

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (sn5EN)

114 Pendleton Oregon flour mill total loss in fire today.


Combustible flour dust.

Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (NIYa7)

115 11 hours of evading is not as impressive as you think, Paul.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (krQz2)

116 What do you do do you do wish a woman who's half a fool taller than you?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)
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Depends on how big the fool is.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (aaGzp)

117 Nobody promenades anymore?
[//i]

I luva parade.

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (FhXTo)

118 That fight video….lol. I swear that knock out puncher looks like a guy I dated in high school named Andy. Always level headed but it always ended with him standing. He went to our rival school who we played for homecoming my senior year. He was the wide receiver and they beat us like drum in a huge upset. He had to get stitches in his chin on the sidelines during the game without being numbed up so our pictures at the dance told the story. He was smiling so big…proud as a peacock. Tougher than a 2$ steak. The dance after he beat us was interesting because of the respect he was shown. I was the captain of the cheerleading squad and I brought him to the dance; I really thought there would be a fight. For a little podunk Mississippi school, there were a ton of D1 SEC players in that room. D1 athletes just respect each other on a different level than high school heroes.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (zjVy3)

119 Watching a football game and you get a clinker in the eye. I'd sue.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (AmoqO)

120
Nobody promenades anymore?
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)

_________

Cakewalk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cakewalk

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

121 Sashayed, strutted, stomped, strode, swaggered, skulked. All "s" words. Hmmm....
Posted by: Jordan61


Slithered, slinked, and slid

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (hOUT3)

122 My approach to high school dances was hanging around the wall t and staring at my shoes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

123 in fairness, if you have to think about how to make an entrance nobody cares whether you are there or not.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (+X3J2)

124
I lean towards skulking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

I recommend skulking by the ladies' room. That's where the ladies are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (IXpV7)

125 It looks like good exercise, all this shit in the gym. Also makes them over-confident.

Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (TfNQn)

Nothing wrong with confidence. Keeps 97% of the riffraff the hell away from you. You generally have to seek trouble at that point.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (dscaa)

126 Be back around 0300, lurking about

'night

https://youtu.be/ewt2ybYEI08

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (sAmhv)

127 She threw in a "What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!"
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
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Be fair. She threw in a false dichotomy immediately before that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (aaGzp)

128 Here's one of a Tai Chi master vs a MMA guy. MMA guy absolutely dominates the Tai Chi master.

https://youtu.be/XMueuNRUdQA?t=28
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (kDGvA)

Well no shit, dude, that's like Baryshnikov vs. Tyson! I was just mildly making the point that there's more to Tai Chi than retirees flopping their bingo wings around, and there's more to capoeira than being the stock guy in every martial arts movie that goes woo-woo-woo-woo-woo and promptly gets Indiana Jones-ed in the face, and that both come from a heritage of government oppression.

A team of SEALS with full loadout are obviously gonna beat the pants off of me, myself, and a pocket knife every day of the week. That doesn't mean i should throw out my pocket knife and apologize for ever having owned it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (6FeV1)

129 N.L. Lurker, start from the midpoint and work your way up.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (g6x3Z)

130 It's easy to testify for 11 hours when all your answers are a variation of "I do not recall", ActBlue troll!

She threw in a "What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!"
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
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1. What difference at this point does it make? (how it happened) ->
2. We have to find out what happened.

?????? !!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)

131 There is something to be said for women capable of wrapping There legs around you.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

132 It looks like good exercise, all this shit in the gym. Also makes them over-confident.
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (TfNQn)


Still tough and hard I see.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (xhaym)

133 Happy Red Dawn Day! 38 Years Old!

On August 10th, 1984, Red Dawn, the first PG-13 rated movie, directed by John Milius with a screenplay by Kevin Reynolds and Milius, starring Patrick Swayze, was released

Siskel & Ebert Review Red Dawn (1984) John Milius
youtube.com/watch?v=kIKBYTRvf2g
John Milius on how liberals in Hollywood blacklisted him
youtube.com/watch?v=VSDWJhlwCe8
10 Things You Didn't Know About RedDawn
youtube.com/watch?v=W4xpOUEndNA
Red Dawn - Revisiting The 1984 Filming Locations - WOLVERINES !
youtube.com/watch?v=BPGYl7bpjGc

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (MFZ8i)

134 Stagger, crawl, carried. That's the proper order.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (r1z5A)

135 Night Puddleglum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (diceA)

136 128 My approach to high school dances was hanging around the wall t and staring at my shoes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)


Mine was practicing the one hand bra unhook.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (mZ3xv)

137 Everybody! Drink Promenade!

Posted by: Emo at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (krQz2)

138 > Don't ever let them meet each other...

It's like an 80s sit com in here.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (kDGvA)

Or the movie Boeing, Boeing (1965) starring Tony Curtis and Jerry Lewis. Air France, Lufthansa, and British United!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (4I/2K)

139 NL,
Because you're not gay and you're single?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

140 What do you do do you do wish a woman who's half a fool taller than you?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I'll take "what is enjoy" for 1000 Alex.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (0eMgQ)

141 N.L. Lurker, start from the midpoint and work your way up.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (g6x3Z)


Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3)

142
I hate having to wait for Lady YD & Co. outside busy ladies' rooms. They take forever, chicks are lining up and milling around, and I'm thinking "it looks like I'm skulking around this ladies' room."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (IXpV7)

143 Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (r1z5A)

Some Rat! How are you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:08 PM (DgWEj)

144 I hate having to wait for Lady YD & Co. outside busy ladies' rooms. They take forever, chicks are lining up and milling around, and I'm thinking "it looks like I'm skulking around this ladies' room."
Posted by: Y


sort of the same as the guys that volunteer at abused women shelters to get dates

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (+X3J2)

145 ?????? !!!!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)


Wasn't there a "We may never know the real reasons..." in that testimony?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (hOUT3)

146 Smart. And shitty.

Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (TfNQn)


Wipe better, then.

And Palpatine probably really broke both femurs and held an illegal at gunpoint.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (xhaym)

147 Nobody promenades anymore?
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)

_________

Cakewalk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cakewalk
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

Posted by: Right Said Fred at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

148 Some Rat! How are you?
Posted by: Jordan61


Depends on who you ask and how much I owe them!!
How about your lovely self?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (r1z5A)

149 >>>No show off, yes tactic!

The first video reply to that one is pretty cool.

https://is.gd/x5SW7Q

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (hVqGz)

150 There is something to be said for women capable of wrapping There legs around you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)


Do you normally associate with women who can't? Like Lena Dunham or Tank Abrams?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (DgWEj)

151 I still get pissed off whenever I see old pictures of the WTC

Posted by: weew at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (kV7fr)

152 152 ?????? !!!!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)

Wasn't there a "We may never know the real reasons..." in that testimony?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (hOUT3)

"Is there a Reasonable Prosecutor in the house?!?!?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (6FeV1)

153 *struts in*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

154 Past bed time here too
Nicer evening I think, have window open so will see.
Goodnight horde

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (k8B25)

155 How about your lovely self?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (r1z5A)


Doing well. I was just thinking I hadn't seen you around lately.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (DgWEj)

156 160 *struts in*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (yQpMk


Whisky for Grump! Beer for his horse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (mZ3xv)

157 how is viva running out of canada different from the half of Americans that would not stay and fight to defend the country or the ukranians running and not fighting the russians?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (g5RnV)

158 I can't hear the word promenade without thinking of Bugs Bunny in 'Hillbilly Hare.' I can still hear the song...

https://bit.ly/3p91vxJ

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (sVtYq)

159 *swaggers in*

What up, Horde?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (K5n5d)

160 Wasn't there a "We may never know the real reasons..." in that testimony?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Based on this and hilldogs various other "answers"....why anyone would take the Fifth is beyond me.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (r1z5A)

161 Haunting photograph

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (pCXlW)

162 The elephant thing made me smile.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

163 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (diceA)

164 "Is there a Reasonable Prosecutor in the house?!?!?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (6FeV1)


Good but a better question would be

"Is there a honest actual prosecutor in the employ of the federal government?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3)

165 in fairness, just walk in, go to the bar. if you matter somebody will be at your elbow bothering you before your drink is in your hand.

otherwise get a second drink and go hid out in the corner.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:14 PM (g5RnV)

166 You really hate it, don't ya'. The idea of somebody just rolling around

-------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Greg Abbott at August 10, 2022 08:14 PM (IXpV7)

167 128 My approach to high school dances was hanging around the wall t and staring at my shoes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)


Not around me you wouldn’t. I’d make you dance with me.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (zjVy3)

168 Doing well. I was just thinking I hadn't seen you around lately.
Posted by: Jordan61

Mostly lurking of late.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (r1z5A)

169 There's an outdoor shopping mall by me, called the "Promenade Shops". I fought tooth and nail to get people to say it "PRAH-meh-nade", but everyone calls it "prah-meh-NAHD"... It still chaps my ass to this day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (6FeV1)

170 Not around me you wouldn’t. I’d make you dance with me.
Posted by: M


your date would not have been happy about that

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (g5RnV)

171 how is viva running out of canada different from the half of Americans that would not stay and fight to defend the country or the ukranians running and not fighting the russians?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (g5RnV)


I am more into puns and knock-knock jokes myself.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

172 I never went to a high school dance. Except square dancing. Because they made us.

Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)

173 Nah - you'll throw stones at others instead. I get that too.
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (TfNQn)

I really want to do quaaludes with the people in your head.

They sound like a party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (6FeV1)

174 177 There's an outdoor shopping mall by me, called the "Promenade Shops". I fought tooth and nail to get people to say it "PRAH-meh-nade", but everyone calls it "prah-meh-NAHD"... It still chaps my ass to this day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (6FeV1)

If you ever square danced, you know how to say it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (mZ3xv)

175 Don Knotts in The Love God
https://youtu.be/2sMNR1Uw0a8

Like Northern Lurker, he's cursed with an abnormal sexual magnetism for women!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

176 I am more into puns and knock-knock jokes myself.


that is fine, you are going to be the entertainment guy in the camps

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (g5RnV)

177 Based on this and hilldogs various other "answers"....why anyone would take the Fifth is beyond me.
Posted by: Some Rat


SR:
It is a risk assessment scenario. Hillzabeest knew she would never ever be called to account for anything she said.
PDJT knew he would be called to account for saying it was a sunny day

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3)

178 Not around me you wouldn’t. I’d make you dance with me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (zjVy3)
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Didn't you say above that you were the captain of your cheerleading squad? I'm totes cool with that...

I'm an extreme introvert, yet I always had a lot of fun at high school dances once I overcame my shyness...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (K5n5d)

179 I was the girl who drove an F150 to school covered in cow crap. On more than one occasion my Australian sheepdog would end up at school looking for me and I’d be called to the office. That how bad my truck stunk.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (zjVy3)

180 Twirls in like a Whirling Dervish of Wonder.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (AbL8c)

181 I went to a wedding in Bogota where incredibly hot women required me to dance with them m

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

182 It's staged. From the movie Never Back Down.

I thought it looked familiar.

Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2022 08:18 PM (v4L7Y)

183 "Birds won't stop biting poor dogs on the butts and on the pee-pees!"

Magpies are asshoe. Wish we had em around here.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (qpX6U)

184 I'm an extreme introvert, yet I always had a lot of fun at high school dances once I overcame my shyness...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (K5n5d)

YES!!!! Good times! I have a soft spot for introverts. I’m 50/50 so I get it. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. I bet you are a great dancer!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (zjVy3)

185 Ho-lee-fook! I'm gonna have nightmares about the snake "union."

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

186 188 I went to a wedding in Bogota where incredibly hot women required me to dance with them m
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

That was actually the DMV. You're now officially licensed to drive a combination trailer in South America.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (6FeV1)

187 Why wouldn't you dance with women? It's a chance to be next to them. A lot of them. The endless possibilities branch off from there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (mZ3xv)

188 All is right here in this little piece of CenTex, It rained and the air smells heavenly.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)

189 The top link at Insty is a HotAir link. Just fair warning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (diceA)

190 Ever seen Locke and Key ? Little Netflix series - it gets old pretty quick - but when you fuck up an ankle over the weekend, it serves the purpose.

They have a Head Key. I'd pay good money to try one of those. Could be fun. Might not.
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (TfNQn)

Trashy Netflix is the best medicine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

191 in fairness, somebody went to hs dancs without a date?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g5RnV)

192
that is fine, you are going to be the entertainment guy in the camps
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (g5RnV)


I see you are feeling salty today too. Let's try this again.

Hey! Confederate Fifth, I spent the morning splitting wood, I had to go buy myself another 6 lb Splitting maul because I cracked the handle on the one I was using and I will have to burn that haft out because it is set with some sort of resin. $50 for damned maul, and $35 for just a hickory handle, that is insane.

So, what did you do that was fun today?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (xhaym)

193 I see Fauci threw out the first pitch at the Mariners game. And was roundly boo'd.

Interesting even in blue areas like Seattle people have had enough of his shit.

I'd boycott baseball more but I can't spend less then zero dollars on them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2022 08:22 PM (ESjRY)

194 YES!!!! Good times! I have a soft spot for introverts. I’m 50/50 so I get it. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. I bet you are a great dancer!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (zjVy3)
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A friend of mine in high school used to just kind of throw himself out there on the dance floor. He was having a great time so I figured I could do the same. I got some funny looks, but I was having fun and didn't care. And yeah, I did score A LOT of slow dances with the ladies....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:22 PM (K5n5d)

195 179 I never went to a high school dance. Except square dancing. Because they made us.
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)

Been there. Square dancing is fun though. Not gonna lie.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (zjVy3)

196 Ho-lee-fook! I'm gonna have nightmares about the snake "union."
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)


From the title I was expecting a bunch of snakes laying around and one working.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

197 Been there. Square dancing is fun though. Not gonna lie.

Word

Posted by: Cotton eyed Joe at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (ESjRY)

198 I exaggerate my negative qualities. I'm actually quick witted and funny and I tried women well. I'm weak on closing the deal.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (eGTCV)

199 When I was young, we square danced in PE class.

I couldn't wait for that class because it meant that I at least got to dance with a girl named Christie that I had a huge crush on.

Square dancing is great for giving you a perfect opportunity to hold your dream for a minute.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (mZ3xv)

200 my fav movie is "the ----- on Entebbe"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (us2H3)

201 As a Texan I have to confess, I can barely stand to line dance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) the Heretic at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

202 All is right here in this little piece of CenTex, It rained and the air smells heavenly.
Posted by: Ben Had


Had a bit of a T-storm roll through this morning. Agree the air cleansing is divine!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (r1z5A)

203 Pentagon dancing involves seven official manuals, three elevators, a Farsi translator, and, for some inscrutable reason, Chuck Mangione.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

204 It isn't possible inadvertantly to do that runaway cart thing with a manual transmission. Just sayin'

Posted by: micky at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (3byMq)

205 Doesn't strutting in require spats, a top hat, walking stick, and monocle? And a stickpin?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

206 I'm an extreme introvert, yet I always had a lot of fun at high school dances once I overcame my shyness...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

What is this overcoming you speak of? I only talk to you Morons because you're anonymous gray boxes and the rejection is minimal if a comment doesn't stick.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (ftFVW)

207 I see you are feeling salty today too. Let's try this again.

Hey! Confederate Fifth, I spent the morning splitting wood, I had to go buy myself another 6 lb Splitting maul because I cracked the handle on the one I was using and I will have to burn that haft out because it is set with some sort of resin. $50 for damned maul, and $35 for just a hickory handle, that is insane.

So, what did you do that was fun today?
Posted by: Kindltot


in fairness, why you want to spend any time defending the viva guys behavior is interesting. I mean discussions of patriotism and loyalty were happening at the hq this afternoon so why not wnder about his decisn.

indeed, I am not even saying we should not welcome him to citizenship, just saying that his decisin presents some questins about his loyalty.

as for your comment I despise puns, lowest form of language.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (g5RnV)

208 World Trade Center under construction

We turned on the radio and the man said, "The World Trade Centers are gone!" I had no details, but I knew who. My wrath at that moment is easily recalled.

Watched a documentary about building the twin towers. A marvel of modern construction, a testimony to all those people, all working together to build something so monumental.

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (pbje+)

209 >Ho-lee-fook! I'm gonna have nightmares about the snake "union."

Posted by: She Hobbit


you saw the one where the velociraptor swallows Bambi whole, right?

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:26 PM (geLO8)

210 Been there. Square dancing is fun though. Not gonna lie.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (zjVy3)
~~~~~

I went to HS in the Bronx and we had square dancing in gym.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM (3ImbR)

211 Why did spats go out of style?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

212 FALL IN!

Posted by: Lt Javems. at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM (AmoqO)

213 My approach to high school dances was hanging around the wall and staring at my shoes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

So you were a high school loser, never made it with a lady?

Me too! 'Til the boys told me somethin' I missed.

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to walk this way!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at August 10, 2022 08:28 PM (4I/2K)

214 Why did spats go out




when ace said no more ad hominem attacks

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:28 PM (g5RnV)

215 PDJT knew he would be called to account for saying it was a sunny day

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3)

Sunny day??!!??? IMPEACH

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:29 PM (dscaa)

216 Some Rat, Hugs darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:29 PM (g6x3Z)

217 Why did spats go out

They were replaced by crocs.

Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2022 08:30 PM (v4L7Y)

218 Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)

Hello sweetheart

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:30 PM (dscaa)

219 All is right here in this little piece of CenTex, It rained and the air smells heavenly.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)

We are getting it now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

220 I do not care one rat's ass about Viva Frei, though I have seen some clips that were entertaining.
I have no idea why you care either, but I don't read minds.

Your post was set up as a riddle and I don't like riddles, even as jokes, because they are huge gotchas. Sometimes in Norse and Saxon they were used as a way to call back to common cultural and religious themes, but modern riddles are gotchas, usually using some sort of word-play. Or puns.

I like puns, they are not the lowest form of humor, they are a way to get other people to paradigm shift without a clutch

So what did you do today that was fun, man? That is more important, I am serious, what did you do that was fun?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (xhaym)

221 {{{Ben Had}}} You sweet thing!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (r1z5A)

222 Outrage over Disney didn't last long.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:32 PM (hwoGt)

223 Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skulls, and expandable stomachs allow them to swallow prey whole.

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO8)

224
as for your comment I despise puns, lowest form of language.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (g5RnV)

I agree. I don't find them punny in the least.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:33 PM (dscaa)

225 So what if they are grooming our kids. Gotta have muh Marvel. Gotta have muh ESPN.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (hwoGt)

226 So the WSJ sent a leftwing prog to do a hit piece on guns in Texas

Elizabeth Findell Reporter, The Wall Street Journal
Elizabeth Findell covers Texas for The Wall Street Journal. She previously covered local government for the Austin American-Statesman, the Dallas Morning News and, in the Rio Grande Valley, for The Monitor.

"In Uvalde, a usually politically quiet city of 16,000 in a county that voted 60% for former President Donald Trump in 2020, hundreds of locals marched in the streets in 100-degree heat to call for greater gun-control measures. Residents successfully appealed to city leaders in nearby Hondo to cancel a rental of city property for a Friends of the NRA fundraiser. They are brainstorming ways to fight assault-rifle sales within the county."

You can read the firewalled WSJ hit piece here:
Uvalde Massacre Prompts New Debate on Guns Among Residents
https://tinyurl.com/356fjm96

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (MFZ8i)

227
Who wants to live in LA?

But the WEATHER!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (63Dwl)

228 I do not care one rat's ass about Viva Frei, though I have seen some clips that were entertaining.
I have no idea why you care either, but I don't read minds.



in fairness, you are saying patriotism and loyalty are of no interest to you then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (g5RnV)

229 231 Outrage over Disney didn't last long.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:32 PM


By design, constant outrage is tiring.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (mZ3xv)

230 I agree. I don't find them punny in the least.
Posted by: ...


"s "is an unusual name

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (g5RnV)

231 They have a Head Key. I'd pay good money to try one of those. Could be fun. Might not.
Posted by: I'm Still Here


Like much of mass media today, it's based on a comic book which was a 1000x better.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (IEa8U)

232 What is Disney's lesson? LGBT works. Push it more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (hwoGt)

233 What is this overcoming you speak of? I only talk to you Morons because you're anonymous gray boxes and the rejection is minimal if a comment doesn't stick.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (ftFVW)

You're way too cool to be so shy.

But they do say you have to watch the quiet ones...

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (dscaa)

234 By design, constant outrage is tiring.


this is very true

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (g5RnV)

235 ..., A glorious evening to you kind Sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (g6x3Z)

236 Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skulls, and expandable stomachs allow them to swallow prey whole.
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO
---
For extra nightmare fuel, keep in mind that children can be about the same size as a goat or smaller. Imagine one those bastards lurking in the woods behind your house while your children are playing in the yard...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (K5n5d)

237 >>>One of the reasons I am single is because my ex wanted spam on white bread with ketchup everyday for lunch. ... I just kicked him the curb.

>Some women just want champagne and caviar all of the time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 08:36 PM (WHt4f)

238 Like much of mass media today, it's based on a comic book which was a 1000x better.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (IEa8U)
---
Yeah, I've given up on adaptations...They just don't seem to compare to my version I play in my head when I read.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (K5n5d)

239 Imagine one those bastards lurking in the woods behind your house while your children are playing in the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (K5n5d)

I imagine that if I ever had kids, one of the little bastards would probably say "Can we keep it??!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (6FeV1)

240 Komodo saliva is also very dangerous. A bite can cause massive infection. Their mouths are like rotten Petri dishes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)

241 Adjusted EPS $1.09 vs. 80c y/y, estimate 96c
Disney+ subscribers 152.1 million, +31% y/y, beating estimate 148.4 million
ESPN+ subscribers 22.8 million, +53% y/y, estimate 23.2 million
Hulu & Live TV subscribers 4.0 million, estimate 4.1 million
Total Hulu subscribers 46.2 million, +7.9% y/y, estimate 46.4 million
Revenue $21.50 billion, +26% y/y, estimate $21 billion

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (hwoGt)

242 All is right here in this little piece of CenTex, It rained and the air smells heavenly.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)

We are getting it now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

Another hour or so before it hits here but the sky is stunning

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

243 231 Outrage over Disney didn't last long.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:32 PM (hwoGt)

I just have to point out Netflix puts out child porn and people are recommending Netflix movies on this thread.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (oy4r9)

244 Whew. Getting another great workout this evening.

Posted by: In fairness at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)

245 Komodo saliva is also very dangerous. A bite can cause massive infection. Their mouths are like rotten Petri dishes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)

A close cousin of Pelosi saliva

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)

246 You're way too cool to be so shy.

But they do say you have to watch the quiet ones...
Posted by: ...

Woohoo! Compliment fishing successful!

Just kidding. But not really the cool type. Really a quintessential nerd: glasses, quiet, band, choir, academic competitor in high school. Luckily my sister was popular so people didn't mess with me much.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (ftFVW)

247 Komodo saliva is also very dangerous. A bite can cause massive infection. Their mouths are like rotten Petri dishes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)


I've heard the same can be said for humans.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)

248
For my part, I can't afford to purchase foreign citizenship. The other countries actually have immigration laws and enforce them.

So I'll stay in the US. For now, anyway.

But if I could afford it? Fuck yeah... I could think of a few places where I could see myself living, while the West crumbles apart, away from my field of vision.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (IXpV7)

249 Adjusted EPS $1.09 vs. 80c y/y, estimate 96c
Disney+ subscribers 152.1 million, +31% y/y, beating estimate 148.4 million
ESPN+ subscribers 22.8 million, +53% y/y, estimate 23.2 million
Hulu & Live TV subscribers 4.0 million, estimate 4.1 million
Total Hulu subscribers 46.2 million, +7.9% y/y, estimate 46.4 million
Revenue $21.50 billion, +26% y/y, estimate $21 billion
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Thinkin' be hard, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (hOUT3)

250 Holy crap is that pic jarring. Had that view from school.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2022 08:40 PM (EZebt)

251

Don't say the R-word!

https://youtu.be/tHZbL-wYX-0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

252 Komodo saliva is also very dangerous. A bite can cause massive infection. Their mouths are like rotten Petri dishes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)

I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)
---
A bite from just about any mammal is going to be dangerous if it's not treated fairly quickly. Mouths are just natural breeding grounds for bacteria (warm, dark, moist).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (K5n5d)

253
I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj


I brush!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (mZ3xv)

254 For extra nightmare fuel, keep in mind that children can be about the same size as a goat or smaller. Imagine one those bastards lurking in the woods behind your house while your children are playing in the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I've seen the future of nightmare and it is reptile.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (ftFVW)

255 257
For my part, I can't afford to purchase foreign citizenship. The other countries actually have immigration laws and enforce them.

So I'll stay in the US. For now, anyway.

But if I could afford it? Fuck yeah... I could think of a few places where I could see myself living, while the West crumbles apart, away from my field of vision.
Posted by: Y


in fairness, if the United States is not around, it is not going to matter where you are.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (g5RnV)

256 I just have to point out Netflix puts out child porn and people are recommending Netflix movies on this thread.
Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (oy4r9)

As soon as my knout is back from the cleaners, I'll be sure to do the appropriate number of lashes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)

257 in fairness, you are saying patriotism and loyalty are of no interest to you then?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (g5RnV)


Friend had a dog that would not give up on frisbees, she wore her lower canines down carrying one around all the time. Couldn't convince her that anything else in the world was better.

What was fun dude? You didn't spend your whole day worrying about the implications of Canadians moving to Florida did you?
Watch out, people will think you are as obsessed as a Vegan, a Crossfitter, or a Doctrinaire Libertarian.

Unless . . . Do you want to discuss the Gold standard and fractional reserve banking? Because Jesus Huerta de Soto has recently published some new articles on that.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (xhaym)

258 Why did spats go out of style?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM

They were replaced by tiffs, squabbles, and contretemps.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 10, 2022 08:42 PM (8Lklg)

259 The lesson is, if you're gonna own a Komodo dragon, buy it some mouthwash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:42 PM (mZ3xv)

260 Just kidding. But not really the cool type. Really a quintessential nerd: glasses, quiet, band, choir, academic competitor in high school. Luckily my sister was popular so people didn't mess with me much.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (ftFVW)

Coolness isn't defined by glasses or band. It's a state of mind. Comes from knowing oneself.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:43 PM (dscaa)

261 riend had a dog that would not give up on frisbees, she wore her lower canines down carrying one around all the time. Couldn't convince her that anything else in the world was better.

What was fun dude? You didn't spend your whole day worrying about the implications of Canadians moving to Florida did you?
Watch out, people will think you are as obsessed as a Vegan, a Crossfitter, or a Doctrinaire Libertarian.

Unless . . . Do you want to discuss the Gold standard and fractional reserve banking? Because Jesus Huerta de Soto has recently published some new articles on that.
Posted by: Kindltot


dude, the entire day was fun. the hq is supposed to be where you go for verbal slap and tickl, vulgarity and funny things. that it is not as fun as it was has nothing to do with my comments.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:43 PM (g5RnV)

262 As soon as my knout is back from the cleaners, I'll be sure to do the appropriate number of lashes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)

See? This guy is cool

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:44 PM (dscaa)

263 I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)


cats too. My fuzzy little terrorists get into fights and get abscesses, and the bites are nasty for humans

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (xhaym)

264 Boys and girls!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (bM7vb)

265 Komodos figure in my favorite kid's cartoon Jonny Quest.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (i0slg)

266 Nerds get to the back of the line. And do the dishes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 08:46 PM (WHt4f)

267 Coolness isn't defined by glasses or band. It's a state of mind. Comes from knowing oneself.
Posted by: ...


this is true

cool = confidence

if you are not confident, you are not cool,

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:47 PM (g5RnV)

268 Has anyone called this mess Joe Bidens Watergate yet? Ha I crsck me up!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2022 08:47 PM (0Qrr3)

269 >>>One of the reasons I am single is because my ex wanted spam on white bread with ketchup everyday for lunch. ... I just kicked him the curb.

>Some women just want champagne and caviar all of the time.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 08:36 PM (WHt4f)

There are some things up with which some women will not put.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:48 PM (4I/2K)

270 C5 is cool but he disguises himself as uncool because not caring what you think is more important to him than caring what you think.

But he does care what you think.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (dscaa)

271 Coolness isn't defined by glasses or band. It's a state of mind. Comes from knowing oneself.
Posted by: ...


this is true

cool = confidence

if you are not confident, you are not cool,
Posted by: confederatefifth

This all sounds like the advice the clitoris gives Stan in the South Park movie...

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (ftFVW)

272 Coolness isn't defined by glasses or band. It's a state of mind. Comes from knowing oneself.
Posted by: ...

this is true
cool = confidence
if you are not confident, you are not cool,
Posted by: confederatefifth

This all sounds like the advice the clitoris gives Stan in the South Park movie...
Posted by: She H

you have to be new here, the advice threads arre the best threads.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:50 PM (g5RnV)

273 Jane Goodall. She's kind of a horrible human being. In Davos at one of those meetings where the Captains of Industry and Global Leaders discuss what they'd like to do with humanity, she said that a half billion of the earth's population would need to be reduced. She's a monster.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (sAmhv)

Tell her that since the world doesn't need any retired ape researchers she's first into the reduction bin.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

274 Has anyone called this mess Joe Bidens Watergate yet? Ha I crsck me up!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


My good man, only Republicans and Conservatives can be worthy of the -Gate label problems, whereas Liberals and Democrats have nothing more serious than minor issues.

Posted by: Uniparty Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

275 But he does care what you think.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (dscaa)

so what you're saying is that you think argentina should have won the falklands

its ok to admit it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)

276 Lot of people wore hats in the 20s.

Posted by: Lt Javems. at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

277 C5 is cool but he disguises himself as uncool because not caring what you think is more important to him than caring what you think.

But he does care what you think.
Posted by: ...


in fairness, If I cared what anybody thought I would have quit hanging at the horde years ago.

I am not here because I do not have friends anywhere else

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (g5RnV)

278 To be fair, when a clit speaks, I listen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (diceA)

279 Komodo saliva is also very dangerous. A bite can cause massive infection. Their mouths are like rotten Petri dishes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)

I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)

For them it is a lifestyle choice. They aren't fast for long, but they have patience. They rip open an animal once, then follow it as it gets more infected and ....

Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

280 Missouri spelunkers find dog missing for months inside cave
Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (geLO8)

281 274 Komodos figure in my favorite kid's cartoon Jonny Quest.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (i0slg)

Little known fact: Tim Matheson, who played Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman of Delta House in the movie Animal House, was the voice of Jonny Quest.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (cupoy)

282 When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Posted by: Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (4I/2K)

283 in fairness, taking your dog into a cave is a stupid as going cave diving with your kids.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (g5RnV)

284 its ok to admit it
Posted by: Warai-otoko

This is a safe space.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (FVME7)

285 > Jane Goodall. She's kind of a horrible human being. In Davos at one of those meetings where the Captains of Industry and Global Leaders discuss what they'd like to do with humanity, she said that a half billion of the earth's population would need to be reduced.


when she offs herself I'll know she's serious

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO8)

286
I am not here because I do not have friends anywhere else

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (g5RnV)

I'm not, either. The fact that I don't have friends anywhere else is ancillary.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (dscaa)

287 287 To be fair, when a clit speaks, I listen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (diceA)

In a world where the monologues of vaginas go unheard... one man alone has the gift to listen... and to change.... THE WORLD.

This Summer... Aetius451 is...

THE SNIZZ LISTENER

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)

288 I'm not, either. The fact that I don't have friends anywhere else is ancillary.
Posted by: ...


I believe this

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:55 PM (g5RnV)

289 Naomi Wolf on Tim Pool. I always figured her as an OG feminist, and Al Gore's fashion consultant. That was then, and this is now: she's red-pilled. How about that.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (qpX6U)

290 THE SNIZZ LISTENER
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (diceA)

291 Little known fact: Tim Matheson, who played Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman of Delta House in the movie Animal House, was the voice of Jonny Quest.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (cupoy)
---
And he's damn glad to meet ya!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (K5n5d)

292 Missouri spelunkers find dog missing for months inside cave
Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri
Posted by: DB

Dog gone!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (LsEU/)

293
Goodall's a monkey-Karen.

She can have half my family right after she forks over half of hers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (IXpV7)

294 Although, 'Snizz Whisperer' sounds better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (diceA)

295 This is a safe space.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid

Yucky!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (ftFVW)

296 Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (ftFVW)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)

You are both hilarious.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (dscaa)

297 301 Missouri spelunkers find dog missing for months inside cave
Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri
Posted by: DB

Dog gone!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (LsEU/)

Lucky dog!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (diceA)

298 285 Lot of people wore hats in the 20s.
Posted by: Lt Javems. at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

Well that is pretty fecking cold.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (0Qrr3)

299 Lot of people wore hats in the 20s.
Posted by: Lt Javems

They had to. The climate was so cool you could freeze to death in July.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (FVME7)

300 Naomi Wolf on Tim Pool. I always figured her as an OG feminist, and Al Gore's fashion consultant. That was then, and this is now: she's red-pilled. How about that.
Posted by: g

in fairness, she was rocking a galil in the woods a few moths ago

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (g5RnV)

301 Jane Goodall.

Geebus, just looked it up. She's still alive. She was old when I was a kid. She is a freak.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (mn1Pi)

302 you say in fairness a lot

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

303 I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 a


IIRC, more people die from infections from human bites than from infections from dog bites.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (IEa8U)

304 Little known fact: Tim Matheson, who played Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman of Delta House in the movie Animal House, was the voice of Jonny Quest.
Posted by: Bilwis

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether or not we broke a few rules, or took liberties with our female party guests - we did.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (LsEU/)

305 you say in fairness a lot


yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (g5RnV)

306
IIRC, more people die from infections from human bites than from infections from dog bites.
Posted by:


fucking marv alpert

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (g5RnV)

307 311 you say in fairness a lot
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO

HAH! My money is on him waiting for someone to mention it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (diceA)

308 "Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri"

Lotsa sinkholes and spongy karst in Missouri. Beautiful state in so many ways.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (qpX6U)

309 in fairness, taking your dog into a cave is a stupid as going cave diving with your kids.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (g5RnV)


I want to know what happened to the people the dog was with.

https://youtu.be/AXn0uIF60iU

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (xhaym)

310 When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Posted by: Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (4I/2K)

--

LOL

"And wherever you are, act like that's the place to be. Isn't this great?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (sVtYq)

311 I want to know what happened to the people the dog was with.

https://youtu.be/AXn0uIF60iU

hope they were ratins for the dog

idiots

do not go in caves

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:00 PM (g5RnV)

312 ah you got me

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:01 PM (geLO8)

313 BBL chores await!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

314 HAH! My money is on him waiting for someone to mention it.
Posted by: Aet


what does this even mean? it is not even worth mentioning

"you say in fairness a lot"

no shit?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:02 PM (g5RnV)

315 309 Naomi Wolf on Tim Pool. I always figured her as an OG feminist, and Al Gore's fashion consultant. That was then, and this is now: she's red-pilled. How about that.
Posted by: g

in fairness, she was rocking a galil in the woods a few moths ago
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (g5RnV)
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Naomi Wolf has been a staple on Bannon's War Room and a guest multiple times on Steve Deace's show the past two years.

naomiwolf.substack.com/p/rethinking-the-second-amendment
"I am also re-examining my reflexes about the Second Amendment because I believe that we are at a moment that our Founders, in their nearly-Prophetic wisdom, knew might come to pass. We are at the kind of moment for which the Second Amendment may have been written in just the clear, unequivocal way that it was.

You know that I see tyranny descending all around the formerly free nations of the world. I say these days that the coup in America has already taken place - a stealthy, sneaky coup, mounted without a shot being fired."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (MFZ8i)

316 Most of my scariest dreams have had something to do with heights. That guy walking on those huge...staples?...w-a-y above the ground on the side of that mountain gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Posted by: Paco at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (njExo)

317 good for miss wolf then

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (g5RnV)

318 In fairness, if we did not mention everything that was not worth mentioning, ace's place would be pretty grim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (diceA)

319 no shit?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:02 PM (g5RnV)


in fairness, that is not a fair comment she made.

(could Fairness be a town in Eastern Scotland, or a dialect for carnys?)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)

320 Matheson has had an incredibly long and successful career in almost complete obscurity. Huge libtard.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (Spr0s)

321 You know that I see tyranny descending all around the formerly free nations of the world. I say these days that the coup in America has already taken place - a stealthy, sneaky coup, mounted without a shot being fired."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (MFZ8i)

None is more zealous than a convert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (diceA)

322 In fairness, if we did not mention everything that was not worth mentioning, ace's place would be pretty grim.
Posted by: Aet


in fairness, that the overnights frequently do not get to 500 comments despite having brilliant content is sad.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (g5RnV)

323 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

324 or a dialect for carnys?)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)

no way of saying "-th-" in that language, that's for damn sure...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)

325 (could Fairness be a town in Eastern Scotland, or a dialect for carnys?)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (diceA)

326 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

Depends on how long it takes you heat up some iron.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)

327 Naomi Wolf is a stone cold nutter; beware!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (bM7vb)

328 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


so what you're saying is you are not really a cannibal then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (g5RnV)

329 Nay, we be fra' Fairness, a sma' loch north of Kinsdale, and famous for a' the sheep.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)

330 >Matheson has had an incredibly long and successful career in almost complete obscurity. Huge libtard.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson


in fairness, I can't recall anything he's done besides Animal House- I know he has, but still

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO8)

331 Naomes is going to pull the lever for a D. No matter how bad things get, a nice Jewish girl from San Francisco is not going to utter the R word.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (KAi1n)

332 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

Hmmm, cannibalism, hot iron or auto-cannibalism? Choices, Choices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (diceA)

333 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
----
Toss the piece in the fryer with the chips...Call it a bonus treat!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (K5n5d)

334 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

You know what you really want to do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (4I/2K)

335 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

Get it sewn back on.

Posted by: John Bobbit at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (Spr0s)

336 >So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob



how big a piece? does it have a knuckle in it?

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (geLO8)

337 > I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it?
____________

How are the chips?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (BFigT)

338 ... if it were me, CB, i'd wash everything up good, slap that bastard back on, and hold it on with some high quality electrical tape.

If it looks funky after a few days, take it back off, clean what's left back up, and put fresh tape on it.

...

I am CLEARLY not a medical professional.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (6FeV1)

339 in fairness, I can't recall anything he's done besides Animal House- I know he has, but still
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO
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He played an absolute lunatic psycho killer on Burn Notice. He also directed several episodes of that series.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

340 how big a piece? does it have a knuckle in it?
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (geLO

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (diceA)

341 so what you're saying is you are not really a cannibal then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (g5RnV)

Really? Eat myself?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (6y6rO)

342 I always thought Peter Riegert was the funnier of the two. I do love that movie, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (x8Wzq)

343 335 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

Depends on how long it takes you heat up some iron.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
In future stick with the banjo, or maybe a damn harmonica, less dangerous.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (0OP+5)

344 HAH! My money is on him waiting for someone to mention it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (diceA)

LOL

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (us2H3)

345 Some ESPN chick is now a dude.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (hwoGt)

346 Keep the piece and put it back on, ffs.

We got a slicey mandolin for a wedding present and my wife wouldn't allow it in the house. She's not usually "that" kind, so I complied. In fairness, she was sooooo fucking right.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (dscaa)

347 Just thinking on how great it would be if Art Bell (rip), before he went off the deep end after his wife died version, could interview present day Naomi Wolf.

What great radio that would be!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (MFZ8i)

348 Really? Eat myself?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (6y6rO)

THAT's the weird part?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (diceA)

349 Knocked a triangle shaped plug out of the side of my foot with a brick. It was hanging by one end. Put the plug back in and taped it down.
That place was purple for ten years.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (wvJTe)

350 210 All is right here in this little piece of CenTex, It rained and the air smells heavenly.
Posted by: Ben Had


Had a bit of a T-storm roll through this morning. Agree the air cleansing is divine!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (r1z5A)

The term is "petrichor"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

351 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Light a candle.
Eat the piece of flesh
Have a fishbowl margarita

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (U2p+3)

352 Come one, not one of you has ever had a hankering for thumb fries?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)

353 Some ESPN chick is now a dude.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (hwoGt)

Keith Olberman?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

354 Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO

Yes you would not see him in big budget films. He is in about 20 Lifetime Movies. Still working after 60 years in the business.

Posted by: John Bobbit at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (Spr0s)

355 Really? Eat myself?

Is there a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

356 "332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob"

You didn't just pop it in your mouth & eat it ?
who are you and what have you done with the Real Cannibal Bob ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (gNK8s)

357 Just a small piece. But super glue came to mind. Is there a point of no return for sticking it back on? Can I wait till tomorrow?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6y6rO)

358 352 335 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

well, you're the lamest cannibal I've ever known

EAT THE FUCKER

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

359 Note, the Cart at the Cowboys game?

Yeah... electric... they are out to get us!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (oHd/0)

360 so what you're saying is you are not really a cannibal then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (g5RnV)

Really? Eat myself?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


in fairness, I mean you might not have intended to but it is sort of a target of opportunity. would you just drive by a family of mexicans hit by a truck or something by the side of the road?

I think not. they would be tagged and hannging in your garage in mins.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (g5RnV)

361 The term is "petrichor"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

I did not know there was a word for it until I saw that one Dr Who episode.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (diceA)

362 Keith Olberman?

It was the bathtub ducks.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

363 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

Hmmm, cannibalism, hot iron or auto-cannibalism? Choices, Choices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Do you have a hungry pet?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)

364 Some ESPN chick is now a dude

She just wants a 30% pay raise.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (6jpby)

365 just funnin', ...
srsly, no, don't try to stick it back on.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (gNK8s)

366 Do you have a hungry pet?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)

I bet you say that to all the guys.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)

367 367 352 335 332 So question. I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips. Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)

well, you're the lamest cannibal I've ever known

EAT THE FUCKER
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

You make Potato chips with a mandolin? What chord? Sounds tasty... or tasty sounds? /looks confuseled.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

368 Best place for medical or any advice..here of course

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (/6GbT)

369 >Really? Eat myself?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

it's the next logical step

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (geLO8)

370 I sliced a piece of my thumb off with a mandolin making potato chips

Fava beans and a nice Chianti

amiright

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (BFigT)

371 Just thinking on how great it would be if Art Bell (rip), before he went off the deep end after his wife died version, could interview present day Naomi Wolf.

What great radio that would be!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

How about Art Bell interviewing Alex Jones?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (KAi1n)

372 Best place for medical or any advice..here of course
Posted by: A dude in MI

in fairness, advice threads are the best threads

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (g5RnV)

373 Should I try to stick the piece back on or live without it? Its right here on the counter but, I already bandaged it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

In all honesty, just keep the wound closed and sanitary. My office-mate lost the tip of her thumb with that monstrous device and all the ER doc did was clean it an wrap it.

Knives are way more safe than them time-saving death machines.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (x8Wzq)

374 The term is "petrichor"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

I did not know there was a word for it until I saw that one Dr Who episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (diceA)
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One of my favorite Matt Smith episodes...Written by Neil Gaiman.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (K5n5d)

375 I'm amazed Sammy Davis Jr. was in Berlin in the 1920s. I never knew hw was that old. Damn.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)

376 375 Do you have a hungry pet?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)

I bet you say that to all the guys.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)

Meatloaf!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (diceA)

377 Had a bit of a T-storm roll through this morning. Agree the air cleansing is divine!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (r1z5A)

The term is "petrichor"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

South Denver... had a LOT of them... to the point I put a Lightning Rod on the side of the House.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

378 Just a small piece. But super glue came to mind. Is there a point of no return for sticking it back on? Can I wait till tomorrow?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6y6rO)


By tomorrow it's gonna be all shriveled.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (DgWEj)

379 in fairness, somebody wrote a story about a guy stranded somewhere that had to eat himself bit by bit because he did not have any other food.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (g5RnV)

380 Come on man- Saturn ate his children, FFS
you can do this

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (geLO8)

381 One of my favorite Matt Smith episodes...Written by Neil Gaiman.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (K5n5d)

Was that the Doctor's Wife? Huh. A lot of those run together. Indeed a good episode. I liked the TARDIS actress. Had a very... much more attractive Helena Bonham Carter thing going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (diceA)

382 in fairness, somebody wrote a story about a guy stranded somewhere that had to eat himself bit by bit because he did not have any other food.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (g5RnV)


Stephen King, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (DgWEj)

383 Thumb sushi!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (U2p+3)

384 By tomorrow it's gonna be all shriveled.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (DgWEj)

This, also, is what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (diceA)

385
Stephen King, of course.
Posted by: J


was that who it was?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (g5RnV)

386 By tomorrow it's gonna be all shriveled.
Posted by: J


thraisin

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (g5RnV)

387 The Horde. Medical professionals ain't got shit on us.

Except training. And sterilized equipment. And drugs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)

388 >This, also, is what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


in fairness, she said a lot of shit

Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO8)

389 in fairness, she said a lot of shit
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (diceA)

390 397 >This, also, is what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


in fairness, she said a lot of shit
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO

And shit a lot, she said...

Amber Heard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (oHd/0)

391 And drugs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)

Welllllll.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (6FeV1)

392 The Horde. Medical professionals ain't got shit on us.

Except training. And sterilized equipment. And drugs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)

Training and sterilized equipment.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (dscaa)

393
in fairness, she said a lot of shit
Posted by: DB

eventually you need to stop capitalizing your nic

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (g5RnV)

394 I'd say if it's smaller than a dime, just clean and bandage. Bigger than a nickel, put it on ice and go to the ER.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (mZ3xv)

395 291 When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

That would never work for me. Black Dog requires air guitar and then the female would get peeved.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (3/XaG)

396 I need a copyright. There's money to be made here.

Posted by: In fairness at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (Xrfse)

397 Ok thanks. I mean you guys saved my life once so....I'll just live without it. It's on the side. I'll use that other thing with pins they give you next time. Did you know teh more you laugh the more you bleed?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (6y6rO)

398 366 Just a small piece. But super glue came to mind. Is there a point of no return for sticking it back on? Can I wait till tomorrow?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6y6rO)

That might work, Doctors use it instead of stitches. Bleeding a lot might be a problem. Muldoon around?

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (AmoqO)

399 was that who it was?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (g5RnV)


Yep. Can't remember the name of it, but the guy was a surgeon who was on a cruise ship that sank and ended up on an island that had water but no food.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (DgWEj)

400 The Horde. Medical professionals ain't got shit on us.
Except training. And sterilized equipment. And drugs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And that new machine the goes: PING

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (ftFVW)

401 Was that the Doctor's Wife? Huh. A lot of those run together. Indeed a good episode. I liked the TARDIS actress. Had a very... much more attractive Helena Bonham Carter thing going on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (diceA)
----
House: "Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords."

The Eleventh Doctor: "Fear me. I killed all of them."

One of the most terrifying lines he's ever uttered.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (K5n5d)

402
And shit a lot, she said...

Amber Heard.
Posted by: R


in fairness, she was a woman of few words, more actin oriented

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (g5RnV)

403 Yep. Can't remember the name of it, but the guy was a surgeon who was on a cruise ship that sank and ended up on an island that had water but no food.
Posted by: J

that was it. I did not read it, a friend of mine that was a dentist read it

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (g5RnV)

404 Well a red letter day here. Actually got my husband out of the house to take me out to dinner to celebrate our anniversary!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (nxdel)

405 Thank God nurse is here!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (6y6rO)

406 My question is, what is the proper firearm/load for Monitor lizards. Pays to be prepared.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (c8iAR)

407 413 Well a red letter day here. Actually got my husband out of the house to take me out to dinner to celebrate our anniversary!
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (nxdel)

Wait until he finally remembers you got married in March.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (6FeV1)

408 414 Thank God nurse is here!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (6y6rO

Wait, our nurse?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (mZ3xv)

409 Yeah...

It's me

So just what is in that (Republic Destroying) Bill that is going to down the road force me to eat myself?

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (J00IM)

410 One of the most terrifying lines he's ever uttered.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (K5n5d)

I still think the Stonehenge bit is the best from Smith.

'Who's going to take it from me?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (diceA)

411 Well a red letter day here. Actually got my husband out of the house to take me out to dinner to celebrate our anniversary!
Posted by: jewells45

He went all out and super-sized the fries - amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (LsEU/)

412 Come on man- Saturn ate his children, FFS
you can do this
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (geLO

Watch for someone substituting a little rock for the fingertip.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (eoQWY)

413 My question is, what is the proper firearm/load for Monitor lizards. Pays to be prepared.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (c8iAR)
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10kt nuclear warhead would be a good start. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (K5n5d)

414 There's never a medic around when you need one.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (wvJTe)

415 Cannibal Bob, my husband had a bad fall in April. So many places skin was just ripped back. The ER person described the skin on his nose as coming off like a lid. They glued it all back. Week by week it all healed without a scar. They really do work miracles.

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (gPRZb)

416 NURSE. When can I take off the tourniquet and can I stop drinking tequila?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (6y6rO)

417 That would never work for me. Black Dog requires air guitar and then the female would get peeved.
Posted by: azjaeger

Couldn't you just play something other than AIR guitar IYKWIMAITYD?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (ftFVW)

418 Yep. Can't remember the name of it, but the guy was a surgeon who was on a cruise ship that sank and ended up on an island that had water but no food.
Posted by: J

that was it. I did not read it, a friend of mine that was a dentist read it
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (g5RnV)

fishing?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

419 NURSE. When can I take off the tourniquet and can I stop drinking tequila?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


in fairness, you are good until your nose turns blue, then get the tourniquet off

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:25 PM (g5RnV)

420 Pussies, I strode in

I've slid into a few but never strode into one

Posted by: azjaeger at August 10, 2022 09:25 PM (3/XaG)

421 They really do work miracles.

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (gPRZb)


Will duct tape do?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:25 PM (6y6rO)

422 Aww, Happy Anniversary, Jewells!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (a4EWo)

423 Couldn't you just play something other than AIR guitar IYKWIMAITYD?
Posted by: She Hobbit

If you did the windmill thing on the thing like Townsend that would be no bueno.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (LsEU/)

424 Well a red letter day here. Actually got my husband out of the house to take me out to dinner to celebrate our anniversary!
Posted by: jewells45

He went all out and super-sized the fries - amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (LsEU/)

Did he order for the both of you? It’s a classy move.
“Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”

Posted by: Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan #4 at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (4I/2K)

425 I still think the Stonehenge bit is the best from Smith.

'Who's going to take it from me?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (diceA)
---
He had some great lines during his tenure as the Doctor.

"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (K5n5d)

426 Heidis gonna be pissed when she gets home. She wanted chips.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (6y6rO)

427 The right side of my face is held together right now with glue/stitches, and what looks like fiberglass drywall tape.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (c8iAR)

428 You make Potato chips with a mandolin? What chord? Sounds tasty... or tasty sounds? /looks confuseled.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

if you can make pasta with a geetar, you can make chips with a mandolin

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (us2H3)

429 425 NURSE. When can I take off the tourniquet and can I stop drinking tequila?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (6y6rO)

Not a nurse but if you do both you might get a blood clot.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (AmoqO)

430 IM GETTING WHOOOOZIE!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (6y6rO)

431 Heidis gonna be pissed when she gets home. She wanted chips.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (6y6rO)


She's gonna be MORE pissed that you're drunk and bleeding everywhere.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (DgWEj)

432 "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (K5n5d)

'I'm the Doctor- I'm worse than everybody's aunt.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (diceA)

433 The right side of my face is held together right now with glue/stitches, and what looks like fiberglass drywall tape.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Looking like Haf and Haf from Dick Tracy?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (LsEU/)

434 Cannibal Bob, my husband had a bad fall in April. So many places skin was just ripped back. The ER person described the skin on his nose as coming off like a lid. They glued it all back. Week by week it all healed without a scar. They really do work miracles.
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (gPRZb)
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The human body is a miracle unto itself. A lot of modern medicine, especially surgery, is about keeping the body alive while doctors do what they need to do, then giving the body the necessary support to heal itself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)

435 Cannibal Bob, my husband had a bad fall in April.
Posted by: Wenda

And Wow! Was she PO'd!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (LsEU/)

436 There's never a medic around when you need one.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (wvJTe)

When I was at Fort Sam as a medic in training, a buddy of mine said, "I hope I never get hurt here, because there are way too fucking many medics-in-training. Fuckers will kill me trying to save me."

I told him, in all honesty, " I'll save you."

Him: "fuck that. You're the worst of all of them." Gawdamn Army.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

437 Cannibal Bob, I have a son-in-law in construction who absolutely believes in duct tape. But I think surgical glue is a little higher on the tech ladder. I mean, after all, you have an accordion career to protect.

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (gPRZb)

438 Oh lord, another RepublicEN climate change bullshit commercial.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (DgWEj)

439 435 Heidis gonna be pissed when she gets home. She wanted chips.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (6y6rO)


Well you could offer her some finger food.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (3zmMH)

440 Phil Hendrie Before he went off the deep end with Trump, that man's radio show was so damn funny, he would do all the voices of his guests and it was so over the top, The HOA stuff with the Husband and Wife, why yes we can tow your car because the color of the conflict's with the rules etc etc

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (dKiJG)

441 Black Dog requires air guitar

You'll get unexpected distress from your mistress.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (Mav0r)

442 Oh hell Ill just wipe the load off the potato slices and cook them she'll never know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (6y6rO)

443 'I'm the Doctor- I'm worse than everybody's aunt.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (diceA)
---
"I'm definitely a madman with a box."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (K5n5d)

444 Dip your finger in gunpowder and slap hot iron to it. We'll call you Stumpy from now on.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (WHt4f)

445 Blood.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (6y6rO)

446 Oh hell Ill just wipe the load off the potato slices and cook them she'll never know.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (6y6rO)


Have you MET your wife? She will know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:30 PM (DgWEj)

447 Looking like Haf and Haf from Dick Tracy?
Posted by: Tonypete
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You're not really 29, are you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:30 PM (ZlD3b)

448 Well you could offer her some finger food.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (3zmMH)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:31 PM (AmoqO)

449 Jordan. yeah I better clean up the blood. she hates that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:31 PM (6y6rO)

450 "I'm definitely a madman with a box."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (K5n5d)

Not Smith, but: 'Look me up.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:31 PM (diceA)

451 Yeah...

It's me

So just what is in that (Republic Destroying) Bill that is going to... down the road... force me to eat myself?
The "Inflation Reduction Act?"

And Republicans hold their limp dicks (or floppy vaja's) in there hands and still show up for work...cuz

PAYCHECKS...WE LOVE OUR PAYCHECKS!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (J00IM)

452 You're not really 29, are you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I have no idea where I laid my glasses 5 minutes ago but shit from 60+ years ago just pops up in my little pea brain.

I scare me.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (LsEU/)

453 The human body is a miracle unto itself. A lot of modern medicine, especially surgery, is about keeping the body alive while doctors do what they need to do, then giving the body the necessary support to heal itself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)

Trepanning and maggots FTW!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)

454 Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM
----------------

Last year the dermatologist asked me if that blue dot was a tattoo. No. She didn't say more.

Today at my annual, Primary asked if that was a tattoo. No.

He says, I think your dermatologist will want to biopsy it. - Appointment w/new dermatologist next week.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (wvJTe)

455 C5, the story was Survivor Type.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (DgWEj)

456 Sounds like your wife is gonna kick your ass for cutting off your finger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (mZ3xv)

457 Why Bob, these chips are bloody delicious!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (a4EWo)

458 Husband used to tell about one of his workers that cut off the end of a finger at the shop. They didn't have any ice in the fridge but found an ice cream bar. They wrapped the finger end up in a bag with the ice cream and went to the ER. While waiting for the doc to sew the piece back on, the worker said he was hungry and started eyeing the ice cream bar. They did save the finger end, but threw out the ice cream bar.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

459 I had to look up accordion to spell it. Now Google wants to sell me accordions.

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (gPRZb)

460 I had to look up accordion to spell it. Now Google wants to sell me accordions.
Posted by: Wenda

Putting the squeeze on you are they?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (LsEU/)

461 Why Bob, these chips are bloody delicious!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Finger lickin' good.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (ftFVW)

462 Trepanning and maggots FTW!
Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
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They do sometimes use maggots to clean infected wounds. Maggots LOVE infected flesh, so they eat the bacteria and other contaminants. Pretty gross, but also cool.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (K5n5d)

463 I had to look up accordion to spell it. Now Google wants to sell me accordions.
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (gPRZb)


I don't even think Bob plays the accordion. Banjos, or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)

464 I have no idea where I laid my glasses 5 minutes ago but shit from 60+ years ago just pops up in my little pea brain.

I scare me.
Posted by: Tonypete
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I have to keep a spare pair, to use looking for the other pair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (eeF+6)

465 Primary showed me where he accidentally jabbed his hand with a ball point. Said accidental ball point stabs are common.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (wvJTe)

466 Are accordions good for ragtime? Because that's where my soul is.

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (gPRZb)

467 Primary showed me where he accidentally jabbed his hand with a ball point. Said accidental ball point stabs are common.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (wvJTe)


I have a spot on my finger where I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in 7th grade.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (DgWEj)

468 I don't even think Bob plays the accordion. Banjos, or something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)

Ukulele.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

469 Ok all, not around much but couldn't resist Horde Emergency Medicine. I always learn something and well...laughs. Thanks. It worth losing apiece of my body.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (6y6rO)

470 They do sometimes use maggots to clean infected wounds. Maggots LOVE infected flesh, so they eat the bacteria and other contaminants. Pretty gross, but also cool.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (K5n5d)

Yup. They are carefully counted before and after, too.

Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (4I/2K)

471 Hey Bob- I'm playing Five Finger Death Punch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (W/9Bb)

472 > I have to keep a spare pair, to use looking for the other pair.
____________

Me... walking out of the store with reading glasses on trying to get sunglasses on.

fucking shit show retard level spaz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (BFigT)

473 473

That's why I always pour 2 glasses later in the evening...just in case.

It works for me...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (J00IM)

474 Jordan, lol. I still have a little asphalt rock in my knee from riding my bike as a kid and trying to show off. Hit a parked car.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (mn1Pi)

475 Oh lord, another RepublicEN climate change bullshit commercial.

They're just following the money.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

476 I don't even think Bob plays the accordion. Banjos, or something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)

Ukulele.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

Bob Ukulele was hilarious in his role in Major League.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (4I/2K)

477 That's a komodo dragon.

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (JaqFe)

478 474 Primary showed me where he accidentally jabbed his hand with a ball point. Said accidental ball point stabs are common.

Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (wvJTe)

I accidentally stabbed my finger with a cartridge pen in the early 60's

still got a small blue dot

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (us2H3)

479 Yup. They are carefully counted before and after, too.
Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (4I/2K)

All here. Wait! Where's Travis? Shit!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

480 I have a blue dot tattooed on my chest (aiming point for the radiation machine). Really hurt. Just a dot. How do people get tattooed all over? Must be masochists.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

481 Naomi Wolf shares her opinions about the raid of President Trump's home.

The Eric Metaxas Show
omny.fm/shows/the-eric-metaxas-show/naomi-wolf-6
around the 35+ minute mark

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (MFZ8i)

482 My God. Spelling accordion is a walk in the park compared to ukulele.

Wouldn't you need fingertips for ukulele too?

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (gPRZb)

483 I think I've figured out the fun of posting late at night. Wine is involved.

Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:40 PM (gPRZb)

484 All y'all and y'all's fancy ways of steppin' into the thread.

Me, I just typed my way in, as usual.

Meanwhile, thunderstorms slowly approaching from the North. Just hope they won't fizzle out before dropping a much needed inch or so of rain on the parched lawn.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2022 09:40 PM (tkOps)

485 Bob Ukulele was hilarious in his role in Major League.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (4I/2K)

"Tonight's game is sponsored by..(ruffles papers).. Christ I can't find it, who the hell cares?"

I love Bob.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)

486 Hey Bob- I'm playing Five Finger Death Punch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

But he won't be anymore.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (ftFVW)

487 Been tusslin' with a bottle of Svedka, done bout whupped me. I'm gonna eat a piece of pie and go to bed.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)

488 Mike Hammer, what happened to your face?

Braenyard good luck on the blue dot.
If you've had it forever and it hasn't changed then it's probably just a mole.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (gbzeC)

489 All here. Wait! Where's Travis? Shit!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

The good news is, he's a butterfly now.

The bad news is.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)

490 428 NURSE. When can I take off the tourniquet and can I stop drinking tequila?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


in fairness, you are good until your nose turns blue, then get the tourniquet off
Posted by: confederatefifth

DONT STOP DRINKING!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

491 He says, I think your dermatologist will want to biopsy it. - Appointment w/new dermatologist next week.
Posted by: Braenyard
---------

Well, the bonus is that you get to make up an absurd story about the wound/scar. So far, 'Bar fight' is holding up well for the current stitchery/bandage, except among my asshole 'friends', who promptly call Bullshit on the story..

I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (BlQBM)

492 And that top picture reminds me of Metropolis.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)

493 >>>Husband used to tell about one of his workers that cut off the end of a finger at the shop.

>I used to work with a WWII veteran who was a die setter at a metal stamping manufacturing plant. He cut off every finger on both hands. I watched him light up a cigar as we fished his finger out of a scrap bin before we took him to emergency. Die hard motherfucker.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (WHt4f)

494 Meanwhile, thunderstorms slowly approaching from the North. Just hope they won't fizzle out before dropping a much needed inch or so of rain on the parched lawn.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Just north of H-town we're already at 2 inches and rising.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (4I/2K)

495 489 I have a blue dot tattooed on my chest (aiming point for the radiation machine). Really hurt. Just a dot. How do people get tattooed all over? Must be masochists.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

No shit !

They put three of those little fvkers on me (one on each hip, and the third just above Mr. Happy).

No way in hell would I be able to get a tattoo...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (BgMrQ)

496 I love Bob.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)


"The wind shouldn't be a factor unless somebody cuts one."

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (DgWEj)

497 492 I think I've figured out the fun of posting late at night. Wine is involved.
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:40 PM (gPRZb)


There's a sign out front. Thought everyone knew this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (mZ3xv)

498 Am I still here?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (bM7vb)

499 I have a spot on my finger where I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in 7th grade.

Me too! Only it's my palm. Happened in 4th grade.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (nxdel)

500 Mike Hammer, what happened to your face?
----

Dermatologist needed to make a payment on his sailboat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:43 PM (BlQBM)

501

WASHINGTON — Inflation is going to add over $1 billion to the U.S. Postal Service budget, necessitating a request for another rate increase in January.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

502 So maybe ACE is asking us to relive 9/11?

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (J00IM)

503 Well this piece of crap laptop will be going in for the third time tomorrow. If they can't fix it I will demand a new one. I've only had it two months. So frustrating.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (nxdel)

504 Some places are more painful to tattoo than others. Shoulder and spine are pretty painful.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (5HBd1)

505 Me too! Only it's my palm. Happened in 4th grade.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (nxdel)
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I think if we were being honest, just about every 'ron and 'ette here has at least one story about jabbing themselves with a pen/pencil...(I can think of at least two occasions on my own)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (K5n5d)

506 Well, the bonus is that you get to make up an absurd story about the wound/scar. So far, 'Bar fight' is holding up well for the current stitchery/bandage, except among my asshole 'friends', who promptly call Bullshit on the story..

I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (BlQBM)

I refer to mine a a "shark bite". Damn thing has never really filled in either...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ)

507 Well, the bonus is that you get to make up an absurd story about the wound/scar. So far, 'Bar fight' is holding up well for the current stitchery/bandage, except among my asshole 'friends', who promptly call Bullshit on the story..

I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Two inch scar across the back of my neck - when the new Dr. asked about it - "There's a typo on page 241 of The Joy of Sex."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (LsEU/)

508 LOL, the lead singer of Mudvayne fell off the stage while singing Not Falling.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (DgWEj)

509 I've had no issues with this Ideapad 3. It's a bit small but it's been rock solid.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (5HBd1)

510 DONT STOP DRINKING!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

Why can't I ever have a nurse like this?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (mZ3xv)

511 This scar right here was when I ran through a barbwire fence tryin' to get away from old man Jones thought I was wantin' in his daughter Reyellle's britches. Had a shotgun.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

512 Am I still here?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (bM7vb)


Yes?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (DgWEj)

513 496 Been tusslin' with a bottle of Svedka, done bout whupped me. I'm gonna eat a piece of pie and go to bed.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)

I usually have a dill pickle, for the cramps.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (AmoqO)

514 I have a blue dot tattooed on my chest (aiming point for the radiation machine). Really hurt. Just a dot. How do people get tattooed all over? Must be masochists.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

No shit !

They put three of those little fvkers on me (one on each hip, and the third just above Mr. Happy).

No way in hell would I be able to get a tattoo...
Posted by: browndog
--------

The neurosurgeon just marked up my head with a Sharpie. It was rather disconcerting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (BlQBM)

515 I got a surgery scar on my arm from a plate they bolted in to fix a shattered radius when I was 12. It was supposed to come out eventually, but it grew in just fine so they just left it in there. Perfectly straight line of a scar.

I've always wanted to do something fun with a tattoo around it. Never had a good enough idea though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:46 PM (6FeV1)

516
Bob Ukulele was hilarious in his role in Major League.
Posted by: Count de Monet


I liked him on Mr. Belvedere.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (63Dwl)

517 If you have a blue dot on your chest you're gonna die.

Posted by: WebMD at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)

518 This scar right here was when I ran through a barbwire fence tryin' to get away from old man Jones thought I was wantin' in his daughter Reyellle's britches. Had a shotgun.
Posted by: Eromero
---------

That's the spirit. Watermelon would be a lot less interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (c8iAR)

519 Dermatologist needed to make a payment on his sailboat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:43 PM (BlQBM)

Thanks btw! The water's great!

Posted by: Mike Hammer's dermatologist at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (gbzeC)

520 Shoulder and spine are pretty painful.

Foot. It's the worst, trust me.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)

521 *makes note to never, ever take medical advice from the Horde*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (g5NP5)

522 504 489 I have a blue dot tattooed on my chest (aiming point for the radiation machine). Really hurt. Just a dot. How do people get tattooed all over? Must be masochists.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

No shit !

They put three of those little fvkers on me (one on each hip, and the third just above Mr. Happy).

No way in hell would I be able to get a tattoo...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (BgMrQ)
I have one on my chest and one on my top my head fior radiation to my throat. Cost a hell of a lot more that the other 4 done by professional tattoo artists.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

523 When I was in high school, I lost a fight with an escalator (long story).

Gave me a pretty cool head wound right between the eyes.

Naturally, the other kids at school wanted to know what happened to the other guy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (K5n5d)

524 I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (BlQBM)

I refer to mine a a "shark bite". Damn thing has never really filled in either...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ

I have a scar from a boil on my chest. Shrapnel.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)

525 Great picture of the Twin Towers being built. It's makes me both happy & sad.

Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (NIYa7)

526 I got that beat!

Posted by: Matt Hooper at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (u73oe)

527 530 *makes note to never, ever take medical advice from the Horde*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (g5NP5


See, now that's just good advice there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (mZ3xv)

528 Great picture of the Twin Towers being built. It's makes me both happy & sad.
___

I feel nothing.

Weird.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (g5NP5)

529 Mike Hammer, years ago my derm sent me to a plastic surgeon to remove a tiny dot kinda between my temple and my eye.
I guess the derm owed the surgeon money or something.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (gbzeC)

530 Two inch scar across the back of my neck - when the new Dr. asked about it - "There's a typo on page 241 of The Joy of Sex."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (LsEU/)

LOL...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)

531 the guy that taught me a lot about woodworking machinery was from NOLA

he worked for Manheim Galleries for a long time and they were the gold standard in woodworking

one of his hands was pretty chewed up

I learned more from that than anything else

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (us2H3)

532 "Welcome To Jamaica. Have A Nice Day"

That one really stung.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

533 532 When I was in high school, I lost a fight with an escalator (long story).

Gave me a pretty cool head wound right between the eyes.

Naturally, the other kids at school wanted to know what happened to the other guy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August

Dude. Worst injuries I've ever seen were caused by escalators. Holy shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)

534 If you have a blue dot on your chest you're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)

Types: I have some indigestion.

Web MD: Stomach cancer. Pancreatic cancer. A gnome cursing your bodily humors.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

535 I got that beat!
Posted by: Matt Hooper

No, we got the beat!

Posted by: Go-Gos at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (ftFVW)

536 I have a 35 year old tattoo on my shoulder that looks like a big blue spot.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)

537 The 3 levels of Horde medical first aid:
1. Walk it off.
2. Rub a little dirt on it.
3. Slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (PDfX5)

538 534 Great picture of the Twin Towers being built. It's makes me both happy & sad.
Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (NIYa7)

If you look real close, you can see the bad guys placing the explosives.

Posted by: Tin Foil Hat Brigade at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (BgMrQ)

539 543 If you have a blue dot on your chest you're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)

Types: I have some indigestion.

Web MD: Stomach cancer. Pancreatic cancer. A gnome cursing your bodily humors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq

So true. I think WebMd is a scam made by doctors to get people into their office.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (mZ3xv)

540 I wonder what musical abomination MisHum will have for us tonight. He seems to be warning us to behave. Have we NOT been adorable little moppets?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

541 We are pretty good at Wuflu advice though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)

542 We used to buy these huge jars of jelly when I was a kid. My mother made me carry it in from the car and I was mad about it because, well, duhhhhh. When I got in, I slammed it down on the table breaking it and badly cutting my wrist. I still have the scar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)

543 I got that beat!
Posted by: Matt Hooper
-------

Because you're an asshole, Hooper.

Posted by: Mary Ellen Moffet at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (nVDxD)

544 549 I wonder what musical abomination MisHum will have for us tonight. He seems to be warning us to behave. Have we NOT been adorable little moppets?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ

Can't be worse than last night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (mZ3xv)

545 I wonder what musical abomination MisHum will have for us tonight.
___

Not like you gotta click on it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (g5NP5)

546 So is Publius permabanned?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (g5NP5)

547 Dude. Worst injuries I've ever seen were caused by escalators. Holy shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
---
It wasn't quite that exciting. No trips to the ER or anything. I was doing something a bit foolish and tripped. Bashed open my face right between the eyes. As you know, head wounds bleed a lot...It was a bit of a gusher. But the lady at the movie ticket counter gave me some tissues and a bandage and I was right as rain...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (K5n5d)

548 No, SMH, I feel compelled to click, like it's a warrior trial by fire. Can I survive this?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

549 DONT STOP DRINKING!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

You're my kind of woman...

Posted by: Boswell at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (+Cgut)

550 Types: I have some indigestion.

Web MD: Stomach cancer. Pancreatic cancer. A gnome cursing your bodily humors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)


Husband was throwing up and had a low grade fever this morning. I went to take a shower and when I came back he told me he had appendicitis, because Dr. Google said so.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (DgWEj)

551 I have a 35 year old tattoo on my shoulder that looks like a big blue spot.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)

Do you identify as an official slo-pitch softball?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (4I/2K)

552 I slammed it down on the table breaking it and badly cutting my wrist. I still have the scar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
---

It's called, a 'Life Lesson'. They often leave scars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (nVDxD)

553 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August

I've got a small scar on my right eyebrow... from hitting my own snow ski tip.

Was bombing down the slope, late season at the end of the day... spring skiing conditions... last run... snow looked clear but hit a slush puddle. Like a snow snake reached up and just stopped my ski... face planted onto my own ski tip.

Bad part? We'd arranged to meet up with a couple of young ladies in the lodge, and were headed there... instead... I'm getting taped up in the First Aid station... givin pain pills... and told not to drink or drive.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)

554 2 532 When I was in high school, I lost a fight with an escalator (long story).

Gave me a pretty cool head wound right between the eyes.

Naturally, the other kids at school wanted to know what happened to the other guy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August


That’s hot! Escalators are the devil. Little brother got punked in the knee by one.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (zjVy3)

555 Husband was throwing up and had a low grade fever this morning. I went to take a shower and when I came back he told me he had appendicitis, because Dr. Google said so.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (DgWEj

Was it just bad milk?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (mZ3xv)

556 555 So is Publius permabanned?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (g5NP5)

WUTTTT???

Posted by: Tin Foil Hat Brigade at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (BgMrQ)

557 Can't be worse than last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'm hoping for more Hero Alom

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW)

558 545 I have a 35 year old tattoo on my shoulder that looks like a big blue spot.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)
Dang, I have a lightning bolt tattoo that
s over 44 years old.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

559 Can't be worse than last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That sounds suspiciously like a dare.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (LsEU/)

560 /off tin man sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (BgMrQ)

561 The 3 levels of Horde medical first aid:
1. Walk it off.
2. Rub a little dirt on it.
3. Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (PDfX5)


Followed by, can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (DgWEj)

562
I'm hoping for more Hero Alom

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW


You might not be right in the head.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (mZ3xv)

563 568 Can't be worse than last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That sounds suspiciously like a dare.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (LsEU

I learnt my lesson

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:57 PM (mZ3xv)

564 549 I wonder what musical abomination MisHum will have for us tonight. He seems to be warning us to behave. Have we NOT been adorable little moppets?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Eureka Springs Garbage Ladies.
-The
GTOs

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:57 PM (0OP+5)

565 Was it just bad milk?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (mZ3xv)


Just a bug of some kind. He's not nauseous anymore, but is tired and achy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:57 PM (DgWEj)

566 I have a scar on the back of my right hand. Happened when I was a sophomore in HS. Still there, despite my 29 years. nothing fancy. Was just carrying a bucket of water and I brushed too close to a barbed wire fence.

great story, eh? thanks for listening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

567 I’ve only had two bad accidents. One was being hit by a drunk driver at 18. That changed my college trajectory since I was unable to play college basketball. And then I ruptured my Achilles’ tendon playing volleyball and told I might not ever be able to go up on my tip toes. I can, so the surgeon can kiss my grits.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 09:58 PM (zjVy3)

568 Bad part? We'd arranged to meet up with a couple of young ladies in the lodge, and were headed there... instead... I'm getting taped up in the First Aid station... givin pain pills... and told not to drink or drive.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)
---
Did you at least come up with good story to tell the ladies?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d)

569 I have a 35 year old tattoo on my shoulder that looks like a big blue spot.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)
Dang, I have a lightning bolt tattoo that
s over 44 years old.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

Yeah it's not that bad but it's lost a lot of the detail.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (CqUXU)

570 I'm hoping for more Hero Alom

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW

You might not be right in the head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (mZ3xv)

vee are finding a rather large streak, of the Sadomasochism, in ze overall population...

Posted by: Siggy Freud.. at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (oHd/0)

571 Dang, I have a lightning bolt tattoo that
s over 44 years old.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

I bet that hurt.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)

572 Luckily, I still got a full head of hair at 72

cuz when I was 17, I went thru the windshield of my dad's Cuda

got a nice 200 stitch zipper under my hair

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (us2H3)

573 577 Bad part? We'd arranged to meet up with a couple of young ladies in the lodge, and were headed there... instead... I'm getting taped up in the First Aid station... givin pain pills... and told not to drink or drive.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)
---
Did you at least come up with good story to tell the ladies?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d)

They hung onto me for awhile checking for a concussion... buddy went to go meet them... but by the time I got there, Ladies had gone. Yeah, he STILL gives me shit about it.

Posted by: Siggy Freud.. at August 10, 2022 10:01 PM (oHd/0)

574 Can't be worse than last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'm hoping for more Hero Alom
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW)

I'm hoping for a reprise from William Hung.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 10:01 PM (4I/2K)

575 got a nice 200 stitch zipper under my hair
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (us2H3)


Holy hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 10:01 PM (DgWEj)

576 You know, all these Horde head injuries explain a lot.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (PDfX5)

577 Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (us2H3)

Ouch. Sounds like you almost pulled a Jaynes Mansfield,

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (CqUXU)

578 547. If you look real close, you can see the bad guys placing the explosives.

Called tatoo artist. The whole picture to be done on your ...... My gift.

Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (NIYa7)

579 That’s a miracle

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (zjVy3)

580 580 Dang, I have a lightning bolt tattoo that
s over 44 years old.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

I bet that hurt.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)
Yeah, started right above Ole Root but I was only able to afford a small tattoo as they charged by the foot.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (0OP+5)

581 Musical surprise is not bad...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 10:03 PM (PoAMp)

582 585 You know, all these Horde head injuries explain a lot.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (PDfX5)

Hmmm... 14 stitches on top of my head from running into a pipe while sliding down the ladderwell on a ship... someone who had been onboard about ten minutes had tried to run up the down ladderwell.

You may be onto something.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 10:04 PM (oHd/0)

583 41 Ben Had, I think the key phrase is "EVERYDAY for lunch" Sounds like the guy had no slack at all.

Posted by: Theodore at August 10, 2022 10:05 PM (GJnvT)

584 ONT is up

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)

585 So true. I think WebMd is a scam made by doctors to get people into their office.

That's a safe bet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2022 10:07 PM (Xrfse)

586 I saw the Towers go up from across the river. I was over the ocean when they came down…

Posted by: epador at August 10, 2022 10:10 PM (ns4uC)

587 One more thing from Primary.

People who catch the current Covid version are lucky.
Why? It's not much worse than the sniffles but it causes one's immune system to create worlds of different new antibodies.



Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 10:21 PM (wvJTe)

588 I dropped a pencil on my foot when I was a kid...still have a graphite "stain" imbedded in there.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 10, 2022 10:39 PM (S7une)

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