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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:37 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 10, 2022 07:38 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:38 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (IEa8U)
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Posted by: Moonbeam at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (1Nxff)
I'm right here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 10, 2022 07:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM (1Nxff)
Drifting in.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)
Nah.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Caiwyn at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (+dHQK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (OQcPl)
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Capoeira.
Looks neat, and is a sort of cultural "fighting style" in Brazil, but it's also a good way to get your ass knocked out by someone who studies an actual fighting style, as evidenced by the video.
Posted by: ballistic at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:46 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2022 07:46 PM (Y274z)
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (R/m4+)
Apparently Brooklyn Beckam's bride does not get along with his mom, Posh Spice.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
My brother, how you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (OQcPl)
Capoeira. It's a Brazilian martial art that combines martial arts with dance. People say it was developed by slaves who used dance to mask its martial applications from their masters, but I think that's probably overstated.
Posted by: Caiwyn at August 10, 2022 07:48 PM (+dHQK)
He does the whole black man routine about making noise and acting tough and he looks over and it's an Italian guy with an evil grin who's like 'Come on' and making a gesturing motion.
Then he has to back peddle, which is hilarious.
Cracks me up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 07:48 PM (mZ3xv)
Looks neat, and is a sort of cultural "fighting style" in Brazil, but it's also a good way to get your ass knocked out by someone who studies an actual fighting style, as evidenced by the video.
Like a lot of martial arts, Capoeira was started by people who were lower caste who were not allowed to have weapons or train in fighting. They disguised the practice by making it more dance-like. It's not straight forward fighting because that was forbidden.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:48 PM (kDGvA)
Took a beating today. Helped a couple of guys, who worked much harder than me, clean out the fence lines in the dog runs outside. It would have taken me three weeks to do a much worse job, assuming I didn't die first. $650 well spent.
20,000 steps today. I hurt all over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM
TJM came through, and avoided the Horde disappointing Ace.
Disappointing Ace can result in a number of suboptimal results (e.g. Lena in a brown bikini), so we dodged one today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm torn between a pretty black lady who says she thinks I'm great and a tall, brown eyed lady from Brooklyn who also thinks I'm awesome.
Rolls eyes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (knzHR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (DgWEj)
Dude was flex.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, fasting at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)
It's like a relaxed thread but glistening with Viagra, testosterone and flexing.
An enigma.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: ballistic at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (oXNqT)
It's staged. From the movie Never Back Down.
Posted by: Caiwyn at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (+dHQK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had
Boy, she's strict!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:50 PM (4I/2K)
3rd comment: "I hope the new IRS agents don't raid the lemonade stand."
Buncha likes on it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (RN7Qy)
( most of the fashion houses in Germany were Jewish owned or run)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (9r09r)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (sn5EN)
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at
I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM (q/wq/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (RN7Qy)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (0eMgQ)
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/4eedpt5d
I couldn't believe how tiny most of the costumes were. And Danny Devito's was like something a hobbit would wear! He's a wee little man.
They were nice but not as rich and couture-y as the Star Wars costumes. They looked much more impressive on screen (they showed clips -- now way I'm watching most of those live action versions of classics).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 07:53 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (g6x3Z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)
My wife threw her back out.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)
Garrett sashays in!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at
I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I slouched in
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:54 PM (RN7Qy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)
Step 1: Don't murder women
(that's all the steps)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)
Sounds like Bullshido. Do you have any videos of Tai Chi masters doing well in a real fight?
Here's one of a Tai Chi master vs a MMA guy. MMA guy absolutely dominates the Tai Chi master.
https://youtu.be/XMueuNRUdQA?t=28
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (RN7Qy)
Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at
I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM
No love for the gamboleers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (k8B25)
"Only the guilty have to take the 5th"
It's easy to testify for 11 hours when all your answers are a variation of "I do not recall", ActBlue troll!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (I/doM)
I find this stressful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2022 07:56 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at
I prefer to sashay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM
No love for the gamboleers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nobody promenades anymore?
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 07:45 PM (W/9Bb)
Right at the source. Excellent!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (g6x3Z)
Posted by: fd
Fried monitor?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (0eMgQ)
Rolls eyes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)
Don't ever let them meet each other...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (hOUT3)
Who wants to stay in a place where it's really expensive but also poor and dangerous? Who wants to stay in a place where a throng of maniacs shows up to violently "protest" a city council vote to suppress encampments of meth-crazed hobos near schools?
Who wants to live in LA?
This is how the whole country gets infected with these people. By bien pensant midwits who can't connect their misery to their political choices.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (IXpV7)
"Only the guilty have to take the 5th"
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She could say anything she wanted, up to and including "I shot Vince," because the "investigators" were on her side.
Posted by: Interesting Times at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (ieN7O)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (I/doM)
It's an attractive dance. Athletic - but not effective.
How is that any different than a lot of martial arts? Judo, Boxing, Jiu Jitsu, Thai Kickboxing, several wrestling styles, and not much else have had good showings in real MMA style matches. When's the last time you saw a Kung Fu specialist clean up in a MMA match?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Hall Monitor Lizard at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (8Lklg)
Other weapons too
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (RN7Qy)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 07:52 PM
No love for the gamboleers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nobody promenades anymore?
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2
I saunter. Like a man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (Y274z)
(that's all the steps)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)
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Wha???
Posted by: Millenial at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (diceA)
I suppose the riff-raff will eventually drift in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 07:39 PM
ahem...some of us slink in
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)
And others of us just clomp in, spit, kick the crap off our shoes and put our feet on the dining table. This is a classy place.
Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)
That was the worst Stephen King movie adaption, ever.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (g6x3Z)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM
Suddenly, the saloon went silent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (I/doM)
Rolls eyes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)
Don't ever let them meet each other...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 07:58 PM (hOUT3)
YOLO!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (4I/2K)
heh ... wild animals. they are not always predictable.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Cus5s)
White people move out = white flight, racist.
White people move in = gentrification, racist.
White people stay put = insular or squatting on blah blah tribe land, racist.
The system is rigged.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (dscaa)
Coinky dinky I'm sure.
Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2022 08:00 PM (Y274z)
Supply chain issues, they couldn't get the fire extinguishers they ordered!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron"
It stunk for a month. Sparked a little too. Those old Mulitsyncs would just keep on going though.
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (DgWEj)
he's a lawyer that voted for the party of trudeau nearly his entir adulthood but then headed for the border after a bit of quarantine unpleasantness.
he does seem to be a decent guy but it is a fair questin ask
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (+X3J2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)
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I bet you're into skullduggery, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (sAmhv)
I'm sure that killing off a bunch of black or brown people would be a good start, was the unsaid part. We're definitely at a time of choosing:
Option 1: Humans are made in the image of God (guess who's side that is)
Option 2: Life unworthy of life (you get to be one of Stan's minions)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (pJWtt)
She threw in a "What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!"
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TA at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (oyhIW)
Posted by: Pass the Tums at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (0eMgQ)
Do you have a motorboat license?
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)
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Depends on how big the fool is.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 08:03 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (AmoqO)
Nobody promenades anymore?
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)
_________
Cakewalk
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cakewalk
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Jordan61
Slithered, slinked, and slid
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (+X3J2)
I lean towards skulking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)
I recommend skulking by the ladies' room. That's where the ladies are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (TfNQn)
Nothing wrong with confidence. Keeps 97% of the riffraff the hell away from you. You generally have to seek trouble at that point.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
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Be fair. She threw in a false dichotomy immediately before that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (aaGzp)
https://youtu.be/XMueuNRUdQA?t=28
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 07:55 PM (kDGvA)
Well no shit, dude, that's like Baryshnikov vs. Tyson! I was just mildly making the point that there's more to Tai Chi than retirees flopping their bingo wings around, and there's more to capoeira than being the stock guy in every martial arts movie that goes woo-woo-woo-woo-woo and promptly gets Indiana Jones-ed in the face, and that both come from a heritage of government oppression.
A team of SEALS with full loadout are obviously gonna beat the pants off of me, myself, and a pocket knife every day of the week. That doesn't mean i should throw out my pocket knife and apologize for ever having owned it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (g6x3Z)
She threw in a "What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!"
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
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1. What difference at this point does it make? (how it happened) ->
2. We have to find out what happened.
?????? !!!!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:01 PM (TfNQn)
Still tough and hard I see.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (xhaym)
On August 10th, 1984, Red Dawn, the first PG-13 rated movie, directed by John Milius with a screenplay by Kevin Reynolds and Milius, starring Patrick Swayze, was released
Siskel & Ebert Review Red Dawn (1984) John Milius
youtube.com/watch?v=kIKBYTRvf2g
John Milius on how liberals in Hollywood blacklisted him
youtube.com/watch?v=VSDWJhlwCe8
10 Things You Didn't Know About RedDawn
youtube.com/watch?v=W4xpOUEndNA
Red Dawn - Revisiting The 1984 Filming Locations - WOLVERINES !
youtube.com/watch?v=BPGYl7bpjGc
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (diceA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)
Mine was practicing the one hand bra unhook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Emo at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (krQz2)
It's like an 80s sit com in here.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2022 08:02 PM (kDGvA)
Or the movie Boeing, Boeing (1965) starring Tony Curtis and Jerry Lewis. Air France, Lufthansa, and British United!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (4I/2K)
Because you're not gay and you're single?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
I'll take "what is enjoy" for 1000 Alex.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (0eMgQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (g6x3Z)
Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3)
I hate having to wait for Lady YD & Co. outside busy ladies' rooms. They take forever, chicks are lining up and milling around, and I'm thinking "it looks like I'm skulking around this ladies' room."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:08 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Y
sort of the same as the guys that volunteer at abused women shelters to get dates
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (+X3J2)
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)
Wasn't there a "We may never know the real reasons..." in that testimony?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:07 PM (TfNQn)
Wipe better, then.
And Palpatine probably really broke both femurs and held an illegal at gunpoint.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)
_________
Cakewalk
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cakewalk
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)
I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Posted by: Right Said Fred at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jordan61
Depends on who you ask and how much I owe them!!
How about your lovely self?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (r1z5A)
The first video reply to that one is pretty cool.
https://is.gd/x5SW7Q
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)
Do you normally associate with women who can't? Like Lena Dunham or Tank Abrams?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: weew at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (kV7fr)
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)
Wasn't there a "We may never know the real reasons..." in that testimony?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:09 PM (hOUT3)
"Is there a Reasonable Prosecutor in the house?!?!?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (r1z5A)
Doing well. I was just thinking I hadn't seen you around lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (yQpMk
Whisky for Grump! Beer for his horse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (g5RnV)
https://bit.ly/3p91vxJ
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Based on this and hilldogs various other "answers"....why anyone would take the Fifth is beyond me.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: goodluckduck at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (pCXlW)
Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:10 PM (6FeV1)
Good but a better question would be
"Is there a honest actual prosecutor in the employ of the federal government?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
otherwise get a second drink and go hid out in the corner.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:14 PM (g5RnV)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Greg Abbott at August 10, 2022 08:14 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)
Not around me you wouldn’t. I’d make you dance with me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: Jordan61
Mostly lurking of late.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: M
your date would not have been happy about that
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:12 PM (g5RnV)
I am more into puns and knock-knock jokes myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:13 PM (TfNQn)
I really want to do quaaludes with the people in your head.
They sound like a party.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (6FeV1)
If you ever square danced, you know how to say it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (mZ3xv)
https://youtu.be/2sMNR1Uw0a8
Like Northern Lurker, he's cursed with an abnormal sexual magnetism for women!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (4I/2K)
that is fine, you are going to be the entertainment guy in the camps
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Some Rat
SR:
It is a risk assessment scenario. Hillzabeest knew she would never ever be called to account for anything she said.
PDJT knew he would be called to account for saying it was a sunny day
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:15 PM (zjVy3)
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Didn't you say above that you were the captain of your cheerleading squad? I'm totes cool with that...
I'm an extreme introvert, yet I always had a lot of fun at high school dances once I overcame my shyness...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: DaisyB at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:18 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2022 08:18 PM (v4L7Y)
Magpies are asshoe. Wish we had em around here.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (K5n5d)
YES!!!! Good times! I have a soft spot for introverts. I’m 50/50 so I get it. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. I bet you are a great dancer!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:18 PM (eGTCV)
That was actually the DMV. You're now officially licensed to drive a combination trailer in South America.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (diceA)
They have a Head Key. I'd pay good money to try one of those. Could be fun. Might not.
Posted by: I'm Still Here at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (TfNQn)
Trashy Netflix is the best medicine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g5RnV)
that is fine, you are going to be the entertainment guy in the camps
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (g5RnV)
I see you are feeling salty today too. Let's try this again.
Hey! Confederate Fifth, I spent the morning splitting wood, I had to go buy myself another 6 lb Splitting maul because I cracked the handle on the one I was using and I will have to burn that haft out because it is set with some sort of resin. $50 for damned maul, and $35 for just a hickory handle, that is insane.
So, what did you do that was fun today?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (xhaym)
Interesting even in blue areas like Seattle people have had enough of his shit.
I'd boycott baseball more but I can't spend less then zero dollars on them
Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2022 08:22 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (zjVy3)
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A friend of mine in high school used to just kind of throw himself out there on the dance floor. He was having a great time so I figured I could do the same. I got some funny looks, but I was having fun and didn't care. And yeah, I did score A LOT of slow dances with the ladies....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:22 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)
Been there. Square dancing is fun though. Not gonna lie.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
From the title I was expecting a bunch of snakes laying around and one working.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cotton eyed Joe at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (eGTCV)
I couldn't wait for that class because it meant that I at least got to dance with a girl named Christie that I had a huge crush on.
Square dancing is great for giving you a perfect opportunity to hold your dream for a minute.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) the Heretic at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had
Had a bit of a T-storm roll through this morning. Agree the air cleansing is divine!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: micky at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
What is this overcoming you speak of? I only talk to you Morons because you're anonymous gray boxes and the rejection is minimal if a comment doesn't stick.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (ftFVW)
Hey! Confederate Fifth, I spent the morning splitting wood, I had to go buy myself another 6 lb Splitting maul because I cracked the handle on the one I was using and I will have to burn that haft out because it is set with some sort of resin. $50 for damned maul, and $35 for just a hickory handle, that is insane.
So, what did you do that was fun today?
Posted by: Kindltot
in fairness, why you want to spend any time defending the viva guys behavior is interesting. I mean discussions of patriotism and loyalty were happening at the hq this afternoon so why not wnder about his decisn.
indeed, I am not even saying we should not welcome him to citizenship, just saying that his decisin presents some questins about his loyalty.
as for your comment I despise puns, lowest form of language.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (g5RnV)
We turned on the radio and the man said, "The World Trade Centers are gone!" I had no details, but I knew who. My wrath at that moment is easily recalled.
Watched a documentary about building the twin towers. A marvel of modern construction, a testimony to all those people, all working together to build something so monumental.
Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (pbje+)
Posted by: She Hobbit
you saw the one where the velociraptor swallows Bambi whole, right?
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:26 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 08:23 PM (zjVy3)
~~~~~
I went to HS in the Bronx and we had square dancing in gym.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Lt Javems. at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens
So you were a high school loser, never made it with a lady?
Me too! 'Til the boys told me somethin' I missed.
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to walk this way!
Posted by: Steven Tyler at August 10, 2022 08:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:28 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:17 PM (hOUT3)
Sunny day??!!??? IMPEACH
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:29 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:29 PM (g6x3Z)
Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2022 08:30 PM (v4L7Y)
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:30 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)
We are getting it now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (4I/2K)
I have no idea why you care either, but I don't read minds.
Your post was set up as a riddle and I don't like riddles, even as jokes, because they are huge gotchas. Sometimes in Norse and Saxon they were used as a way to call back to common cultural and religious themes, but modern riddles are gotchas, usually using some sort of word-play. Or puns.
I like puns, they are not the lowest form of humor, they are a way to get other people to paradigm shift without a clutch
So what did you do today that was fun, man? That is more important, I am serious, what did you do that was fun?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:32 PM (hwoGt)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO8)
as for your comment I despise puns, lowest form of language.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (g5RnV)
I agree. I don't find them punny in the least.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:33 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (hwoGt)
Elizabeth Findell Reporter, The Wall Street Journal
Elizabeth Findell covers Texas for The Wall Street Journal. She previously covered local government for the Austin American-Statesman, the Dallas Morning News and, in the Rio Grande Valley, for The Monitor.
"In Uvalde, a usually politically quiet city of 16,000 in a county that voted 60% for former President Donald Trump in 2020, hundreds of locals marched in the streets in 100-degree heat to call for greater gun-control measures. Residents successfully appealed to city leaders in nearby Hondo to cancel a rental of city property for a Friends of the NRA fundraiser. They are brainstorming ways to fight assault-rifle sales within the county."
You can read the firewalled WSJ hit piece here:
Uvalde Massacre Prompts New Debate on Guns Among Residents
https://tinyurl.com/356fjm96
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (63Dwl)
I have no idea why you care either, but I don't read minds.
in fairness, you are saying patriotism and loyalty are of no interest to you then?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:32 PM
By design, constant outrage is tiring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: I'm Still Here
Like much of mass media today, it's based on a comic book which was a 1000x better.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (hwoGt)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:25 PM (ftFVW)
You're way too cool to be so shy.
But they do say you have to watch the quiet ones...
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (g6x3Z)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:33 PM (geLO
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For extra nightmare fuel, keep in mind that children can be about the same size as a goat or smaller. Imagine one those bastards lurking in the woods behind your house while your children are playing in the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (K5n5d)
>Some women just want champagne and caviar all of the time.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 08:36 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (IEa8U)
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Yeah, I've given up on adaptations...They just don't seem to compare to my version I play in my head when I read.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:35 PM (K5n5d)
I imagine that if I ever had kids, one of the little bastards would probably say "Can we keep it??!?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)
Disney+ subscribers 152.1 million, +31% y/y, beating estimate 148.4 million
ESPN+ subscribers 22.8 million, +53% y/y, estimate 23.2 million
Hulu & Live TV subscribers 4.0 million, estimate 4.1 million
Total Hulu subscribers 46.2 million, +7.9% y/y, estimate 46.4 million
Revenue $21.50 billion, +26% y/y, estimate $21 billion
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (hwoGt)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2022 08:21 PM (g6x3Z)
We are getting it now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:31 PM (4I/2K)
Another hour or so before it hits here but the sky is stunning
Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 08:32 PM (hwoGt)
I just have to point out Netflix puts out child porn and people are recommending Netflix movies on this thread.
Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (oy4r9)
Posted by: In fairness at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)
A close cousin of Pelosi saliva
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)
But they do say you have to watch the quiet ones...
Posted by: ...
Woohoo! Compliment fishing successful!
Just kidding. But not really the cool type. Really a quintessential nerd: glasses, quiet, band, choir, academic competitor in high school. Luckily my sister was popular so people didn't mess with me much.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)
I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)
For my part, I can't afford to purchase foreign citizenship. The other countries actually have immigration laws and enforce them.
So I'll stay in the US. For now, anyway.
But if I could afford it? Fuck yeah... I could think of a few places where I could see myself living, while the West crumbles apart, away from my field of vision.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (IXpV7)
Disney+ subscribers 152.1 million, +31% y/y, beating estimate 148.4 million
ESPN+ subscribers 22.8 million, +53% y/y, estimate 23.2 million
Hulu & Live TV subscribers 4.0 million, estimate 4.1 million
Total Hulu subscribers 46.2 million, +7.9% y/y, estimate 46.4 million
Revenue $21.50 billion, +26% y/y, estimate $21 billion
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Thinkin' be hard, yo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2022 08:40 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 08:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)
I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)
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A bite from just about any mammal is going to be dangerous if it's not treated fairly quickly. Mouths are just natural breeding grounds for bacteria (warm, dark, moist).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (K5n5d)
I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj
I brush!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I've seen the future of nightmare and it is reptile.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (ftFVW)
For my part, I can't afford to purchase foreign citizenship. The other countries actually have immigration laws and enforce them.
So I'll stay in the US. For now, anyway.
But if I could afford it? Fuck yeah... I could think of a few places where I could see myself living, while the West crumbles apart, away from my field of vision.
Posted by: Y
in fairness, if the United States is not around, it is not going to matter where you are.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 10, 2022 08:38 PM (oy4r9)
As soon as my knout is back from the cleaners, I'll be sure to do the appropriate number of lashes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:34 PM (g5RnV)
Friend had a dog that would not give up on frisbees, she wore her lower canines down carrying one around all the time. Couldn't convince her that anything else in the world was better.
What was fun dude? You didn't spend your whole day worrying about the implications of Canadians moving to Florida did you?
Watch out, people will think you are as obsessed as a Vegan, a Crossfitter, or a Doctrinaire Libertarian.
Unless . . . Do you want to discuss the Gold standard and fractional reserve banking? Because Jesus Huerta de Soto has recently published some new articles on that.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:27 PM
They were replaced by tiffs, squabbles, and contretemps.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 10, 2022 08:42 PM (8Lklg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:42 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (ftFVW)
Coolness isn't defined by glasses or band. It's a state of mind. Comes from knowing oneself.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:43 PM (dscaa)
What was fun dude? You didn't spend your whole day worrying about the implications of Canadians moving to Florida did you?
Watch out, people will think you are as obsessed as a Vegan, a Crossfitter, or a Doctrinaire Libertarian.
Unless . . . Do you want to discuss the Gold standard and fractional reserve banking? Because Jesus Huerta de Soto has recently published some new articles on that.
Posted by: Kindltot
dude, the entire day was fun. the hq is supposed to be where you go for verbal slap and tickl, vulgarity and funny things. that it is not as fun as it was has nothing to do with my comments.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:43 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)
See? This guy is cool
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:44 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)
cats too. My fuzzy little terrorists get into fights and get abscesses, and the bites are nasty for humans
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (i0slg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 08:46 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: ...
this is true
cool = confidence
if you are not confident, you are not cool,
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:47 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2022 08:47 PM (0Qrr3)
>Some women just want champagne and caviar all of the time.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 08:36 PM (WHt4f)
There are some things up with which some women will not put.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 08:48 PM (4I/2K)
But he does care what you think.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: ...
this is true
cool = confidence
if you are not confident, you are not cool,
Posted by: confederatefifth
This all sounds like the advice the clitoris gives Stan in the South Park movie...
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ...
this is true
cool = confidence
if you are not confident, you are not cool,
Posted by: confederatefifth
This all sounds like the advice the clitoris gives Stan in the South Park movie...
Posted by: She H
you have to be new here, the advice threads arre the best threads.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:50 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2022 07:44 PM (sAmhv)
Tell her that since the world doesn't need any retired ape researchers she's first into the reduction bin.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
My good man, only Republicans and Conservatives can be worthy of the -Gate label problems, whereas Liberals and Democrats have nothing more serious than minor issues.
Posted by: Uniparty Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 08:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:49 PM (dscaa)
so what you're saying is that you think argentina should have won the falklands
its ok to admit it
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Lt Javems. at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)
But he does care what you think.
Posted by: ...
in fairness, If I cared what anybody thought I would have quit hanging at the horde years ago.
I am not here because I do not have friends anywhere else
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (diceA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)
I've heard the same can be said for humans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 08:39 PM (DgWEj)
For them it is a lifestyle choice. They aren't fast for long, but they have patience. They rip open an animal once, then follow it as it gets more infected and ....
Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2022 08:45 PM (i0slg)
Little known fact: Tim Matheson, who played Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman of Delta House in the movie Animal House, was the voice of Jonny Quest.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (FVME7)
when she offs herself I'll know she's serious
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO8)
I am not here because I do not have friends anywhere else
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (g5RnV)
I'm not, either. The fact that I don't have friends anywhere else is ancillary.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (diceA)
In a world where the monologues of vaginas go unheard... one man alone has the gift to listen... and to change.... THE WORLD.
This Summer... Aetius451 is...
THE SNIZZ LISTENER
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: ...
I believe this
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:55 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (cupoy)
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And he's damn glad to meet ya!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (K5n5d)
Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri
Posted by: DB
Dog gone!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (diceA)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
You are both hilarious.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (dscaa)
Missing dog found in Tom Moore Cave system in Perry County, Missouri
Posted by: DB
Dog gone!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (LsEU/)
Lucky dog!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:56 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Lt Javems. at August 10, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)
Well that is pretty fecking cold.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (0Qrr3)
Posted by: Lt Javems
They had to. The climate was so cool you could freeze to death in July.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: g
in fairness, she was rocking a galil in the woods a few moths ago
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (g5RnV)
Geebus, just looked it up. She's still alive. She was old when I was a kid. She is a freak.
Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Jordan61 a
IIRC, more people die from infections from human bites than from infections from dog bites.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Bilwis
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether or not we broke a few rules, or took liberties with our female party guests - we did.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (g5RnV)
IIRC, more people die from infections from human bites than from infections from dog bites.
Posted by:
fucking marv alpert
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO
HAH! My money is on him waiting for someone to mention it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (diceA)
Lotsa sinkholes and spongy karst in Missouri. Beautiful state in so many ways.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:54 PM (g5RnV)
I want to know what happened to the people the dog was with.
https://youtu.be/AXn0uIF60iU
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan at August 10, 2022 08:53 PM (4I/2K)
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LOL
"And wherever you are, act like that's the place to be. Isn't this great?"
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (sVtYq)
https://youtu.be/AXn0uIF60iU
hope they were ratins for the dog
idiots
do not go in caves
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:00 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 10, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aet
what does this even mean? it is not even worth mentioning
"you say in fairness a lot"
no shit?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:02 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: g
in fairness, she was rocking a galil in the woods a few moths ago
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 08:57 PM (g5RnV)
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Naomi Wolf has been a staple on Bannon's War Room and a guest multiple times on Steve Deace's show the past two years.
naomiwolf.substack.com/p/rethinking-the-second-amendment
"I am also re-examining my reflexes about the Second Amendment because I believe that we are at a moment that our Founders, in their nearly-Prophetic wisdom, knew might come to pass. We are at the kind of moment for which the Second Amendment may have been written in just the clear, unequivocal way that it was.
You know that I see tyranny descending all around the formerly free nations of the world. I say these days that the coup in America has already taken place - a stealthy, sneaky coup, mounted without a shot being fired."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Paco at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (njExo)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (diceA)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:02 PM (g5RnV)
in fairness, that is not a fair comment she made.
(could Fairness be a town in Eastern Scotland, or a dialect for carnys?)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:04 PM (MFZ8i)
None is more zealous than a convert.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Aet
in fairness, that the overnights frequently do not get to 500 comments despite having brilliant content is sad.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)
no way of saying "-th-" in that language, that's for damn sure...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:05 PM (xhaym)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
Depends on how long it takes you heat up some iron.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
so what you're saying is you are not really a cannibal then?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
in fairness, I can't recall anything he's done besides Animal House- I know he has, but still
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
Hmmm, cannibalism, hot iron or auto-cannibalism? Choices, Choices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
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Toss the piece in the fryer with the chips...Call it a bonus treat!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
You know what you really want to do.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: John Bobbit at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
how big a piece? does it have a knuckle in it?
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (geLO8)
____________
How are the chips?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (BFigT)
If it looks funky after a few days, take it back off, clean what's left back up, and put fresh tape on it.
...
I am CLEARLY not a medical professional.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO
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He played an absolute lunatic psycho killer on Burn Notice. He also directed several episodes of that series.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (geLO
That's what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:09 PM (diceA)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (g5RnV)
Really? Eat myself?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
Depends on how long it takes you heat up some iron.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
In future stick with the banjo, or maybe a damn harmonica, less dangerous.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 08:59 PM (diceA)
LOL
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (hwoGt)
We got a slicey mandolin for a wedding present and my wife wouldn't allow it in the house. She's not usually "that" kind, so I complied. In fairness, she was sooooo fucking right.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (dscaa)
What great radio that would be!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (6y6rO)
THAT's the weird part?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (diceA)
That place was purple for ten years.
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (wvJTe)
Posted by: Ben Had
Had a bit of a T-storm roll through this morning. Agree the air cleansing is divine!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (r1z5A)
The term is "petrichor"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Light a candle.
Eat the piece of flesh
Have a fishbowl margarita
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2022 09:10 PM (hwoGt)
Keith Olberman?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Yes you would not see him in big budget films. He is in about 20 Lifetime Movies. Still working after 60 years in the business.
Posted by: John Bobbit at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob"
You didn't just pop it in your mouth & eat it ?
who are you and what have you done with the Real Cannibal Bob ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (gNK8s)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
well, you're the lamest cannibal I've ever known
EAT THE FUCKER
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:07 PM (g5RnV)
Really? Eat myself?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
in fairness, I mean you might not have intended to but it is sort of a target of opportunity. would you just drive by a family of mexicans hit by a truck or something by the side of the road?
I think not. they would be tagged and hannging in your garage in mins.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)
I did not know there was a word for it until I saw that one Dr Who episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
Hmmm, cannibalism, hot iron or auto-cannibalism? Choices, Choices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Do you have a hungry pet?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (6jpby)
srsly, no, don't try to stick it back on.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (gNK8s)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)
I bet you say that to all the guys.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:06 PM (6y6rO)
well, you're the lamest cannibal I've ever known
EAT THE FUCKER
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)
You make Potato chips with a mandolin? What chord? Sounds tasty... or tasty sounds? /looks confuseled.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (geLO8)
Fava beans and a nice Chianti
amiright
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (BFigT)
What great radio that would be!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
How about Art Bell interviewing Alex Jones?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: A dude in MI
in fairness, advice threads are the best threads
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
In all honesty, just keep the wound closed and sanitary. My office-mate lost the tip of her thumb with that monstrous device and all the ER doc did was clean it an wrap it.
Knives are way more safe than them time-saving death machines.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)
I did not know there was a word for it until I saw that one Dr Who episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (diceA)
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One of my favorite Matt Smith episodes...Written by Neil Gaiman.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)
I bet you say that to all the guys.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)
Meatloaf!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2022 08:24 PM (r1z5A)
The term is "petrichor"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)
South Denver... had a LOT of them... to the point I put a Lightning Rod on the side of the House.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6y6rO)
By tomorrow it's gonna be all shriveled.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (g5RnV)
you can do this
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:15 PM (K5n5d)
Was that the Doctor's Wife? Huh. A lot of those run together. Indeed a good episode. I liked the TARDIS actress. Had a very... much more attractive Helena Bonham Carter thing going on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (diceA)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (g5RnV)
Stephen King, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (DgWEj)
This, also, is what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (diceA)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (g5RnV)
Except training. And sterilized equipment. And drugs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
in fairness, she said a lot of shit
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO
And shit a lot, she said...
Amber Heard.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (6FeV1)
Except training. And sterilized equipment. And drugs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)
Training and sterilized equipment.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (dscaa)
in fairness, she said a lot of shit
Posted by: DB
eventually you need to stop capitalizing your nic
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (mZ3xv)
That would never work for me. Black Dog requires air guitar and then the female would get peeved.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: In fairness at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:12 PM (6y6rO)
That might work, Doctors use it instead of stitches. Bleeding a lot might be a problem. Muldoon around?
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (g5RnV)
Yep. Can't remember the name of it, but the guy was a surgeon who was on a cruise ship that sank and ended up on an island that had water but no food.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (DgWEj)
Except training. And sterilized equipment. And drugs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And that new machine the goes: PING
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:17 PM (diceA)
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House: "Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords."
The Eleventh Doctor: "Fear me. I killed all of them."
One of the most terrifying lines he's ever uttered.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (K5n5d)
And shit a lot, she said...
Amber Heard.
Posted by: R
in fairness, she was a woman of few words, more actin oriented
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: J
that was it. I did not read it, a friend of mine that was a dentist read it
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (c8iAR)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (nxdel)
Wait until he finally remembers you got married in March.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (6y6rO
Wait, our nurse?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (mZ3xv)
It's me
So just what is in that (Republic Destroying) Bill that is going to down the road force me to eat myself?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:20 PM (K5n5d)
I still think the Stonehenge bit is the best from Smith.
'Who's going to take it from me?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (diceA)
Posted by: jewells45
He went all out and super-sized the fries - amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (LsEU/)
you can do this
Posted by: DB at August 10, 2022 09:16 PM (geLO
Watch for someone substituting a little rock for the fingertip.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:22 PM (c8iAR)
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10kt nuclear warhead would be a good start. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (wvJTe)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (gPRZb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: azjaeger
Couldn't you just play something other than AIR guitar IYKWIMAITYD?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: J
that was it. I did not read it, a friend of mine that was a dentist read it
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:21 PM (g5RnV)
fishing?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
in fairness, you are good until your nose turns blue, then get the tourniquet off
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2022 09:25 PM (g5RnV)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 10, 2022 09:25 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (gPRZb)
Will duct tape do?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:25 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: She Hobbit
If you did the windmill thing on the thing like Townsend that would be no bueno.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: jewells45
He went all out and super-sized the fries - amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (LsEU/)
Did he order for the both of you? It’s a classy move.
“Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”
Posted by: Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan #4 at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (4I/2K)
'Who's going to take it from me?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:23 PM (diceA)
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He had some great lines during his tenure as the Doctor.
"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (c8iAR)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)
if you can make pasta with a geetar, you can make chips with a mandolin
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (6y6rO)
Not a nurse but if you do both you might get a blood clot.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (6y6rO)
She's gonna be MORE pissed that you're drunk and bleeding everywhere.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (K5n5d)
'I'm the Doctor- I'm worse than everybody's aunt.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Looking like Haf and Haf from Dick Tracy?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (gPRZb)
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The human body is a miracle unto itself. A lot of modern medicine, especially surgery, is about keeping the body alive while doctors do what they need to do, then giving the body the necessary support to heal itself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:24 PM (wvJTe)
When I was at Fort Sam as a medic in training, a buddy of mine said, "I hope I never get hurt here, because there are way too fucking many medics-in-training. Fuckers will kill me trying to save me."
I told him, in all honesty, " I'll save you."
Him: "fuck that. You're the worst of all of them." Gawdamn Army.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (gPRZb)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:26 PM (6y6rO)
Well you could offer her some finger food.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (3zmMH)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (Mav0r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:27 PM (diceA)
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"I'm definitely a madman with a box."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (6y6rO)
Have you MET your wife? She will know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:30 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Tonypete
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You're not really 29, are you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:30 PM (ZlD3b)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (3zmMH)
Made me laugh.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:31 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:31 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:29 PM (K5n5d)
Not Smith, but: 'Look me up.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2022 09:31 PM (diceA)
It's me
So just what is in that (Republic Destroying) Bill that is going to... down the road... force me to eat myself?
The "Inflation Reduction Act?"
And Republicans hold their limp dicks (or floppy vaja's) in there hands and still show up for work...cuz
PAYCHECKS...WE LOVE OUR PAYCHECKS!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I have no idea where I laid my glasses 5 minutes ago but shit from 60+ years ago just pops up in my little pea brain.
I scare me.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d)
Trepanning and maggots FTW!
Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
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Last year the dermatologist asked me if that blue dot was a tattoo. No. She didn't say more.
Today at my annual, Primary asked if that was a tattoo. No.
He says, I think your dermatologist will want to biopsy it. - Appointment w/new dermatologist next week.
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (wvJTe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (gPRZb)
Posted by: Wenda
Putting the squeeze on you are they?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Finger lickin' good.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
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They do sometimes use maggots to clean infected wounds. Maggots LOVE infected flesh, so they eat the bacteria and other contaminants. Pretty gross, but also cool.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:33 PM (gPRZb)
I don't even think Bob plays the accordion. Banjos, or something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)
I scare me.
Posted by: Tonypete
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I have to keep a spare pair, to use looking for the other pair.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (eeF+6)
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (wvJTe)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (gPRZb)
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (wvJTe)
I have a spot on my finger where I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in 7th grade.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)
Ukulele.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (6y6rO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (K5n5d)
Yup. They are carefully counted before and after, too.
Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (W/9Bb)
____________
Me... walking out of the store with reading glasses on trying to get sunglasses on.
fucking shit show retard level spaz.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (mn1Pi)
They're just following the money.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)
Ukulele.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Bob Ukulele was hilarious in his role in Major League.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (JaqFe)
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 09:35 PM (wvJTe)
I accidentally stabbed my finger with a cartridge pen in the early 60's
still got a small blue dot
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Dr. Nick at August 10, 2022 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
All here. Wait! Where's Travis? Shit!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)
The Eric Metaxas Show
omny.fm/shows/the-eric-metaxas-show/naomi-wolf-6
around the 35+ minute mark
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (MFZ8i)
Wouldn't you need fingertips for ukulele too?
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (gPRZb)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:40 PM (gPRZb)
Me, I just typed my way in, as usual.
Meanwhile, thunderstorms slowly approaching from the North. Just hope they won't fizzle out before dropping a much needed inch or so of rain on the parched lawn.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2022 09:40 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (4I/2K)
"Tonight's game is sponsored by..(ruffles papers).. Christ I can't find it, who the hell cares?"
I love Bob.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
But he won't be anymore.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)
Braenyard good luck on the blue dot.
If you've had it forever and it hasn't changed then it's probably just a mole.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)
The good news is, he's a butterfly now.
The bad news is.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
in fairness, you are good until your nose turns blue, then get the tourniquet off
Posted by: confederatefifth
DONT STOP DRINKING!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Well, the bonus is that you get to make up an absurd story about the wound/scar. So far, 'Bar fight' is holding up well for the current stitchery/bandage, except among my asshole 'friends', who promptly call Bullshit on the story..
I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (BlQBM)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)
>I used to work with a WWII veteran who was a die setter at a metal stamping manufacturing plant. He cut off every finger on both hands. I watched him light up a cigar as we fished his finger out of a scrap bin before we took him to emergency. Die hard motherfucker.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (WHt4f)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Just north of H-town we're already at 2 inches and rising.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)
No shit !
They put three of those little fvkers on me (one on each hip, and the third just above Mr. Happy).
No way in hell would I be able to get a tattoo...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
"The wind shouldn't be a factor unless somebody cuts one."
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Wenda at August 10, 2022 09:40 PM (gPRZb)
There's a sign out front. Thought everyone knew this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (bM7vb)
Me too! Only it's my palm. Happened in 4th grade.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (nxdel)
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Dermatologist needed to make a payment on his sailboat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:43 PM (BlQBM)
WASHINGTON — Inflation is going to add over $1 billion to the U.S. Postal Service budget, necessitating a request for another rate increase in January.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 09:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (nxdel)
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I think if we were being honest, just about every 'ron and 'ette here has at least one story about jabbing themselves with a pen/pencil...(I can think of at least two occasions on my own)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (K5n5d)
I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (BlQBM)
I refer to mine a a "shark bite". Damn thing has never really filled in either...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ)
I have a nice scar on my arm, 'Bear attack'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Two inch scar across the back of my neck - when the new Dr. asked about it - "There's a typo on page 241 of The Joy of Sex."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)
Why can't I ever have a nurse like this?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)
I usually have a dill pickle, for the cramps.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)
No shit !
They put three of those little fvkers on me (one on each hip, and the third just above Mr. Happy).
No way in hell would I be able to get a tattoo...
Posted by: browndog
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The neurosurgeon just marked up my head with a Sharpie. It was rather disconcerting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:45 PM (BlQBM)
I've always wanted to do something fun with a tattoo around it. Never had a good enough idea though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2022 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Bob Ukulele was hilarious in his role in Major League.
Posted by: Count de Monet
I liked him on Mr. Belvedere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: WebMD at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Eromero
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That's the spirit. Watermelon would be a lot less interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (c8iAR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:43 PM (BlQBM)
Thanks btw! The water's great!
Posted by: Mike Hammer's dermatologist at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (g5NP5)
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)
No shit !
They put three of those little fvkers on me (one on each hip, and the third just above Mr. Happy).
No way in hell would I be able to get a tattoo...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:42 PM (BgMrQ)
I have one on my chest and one on my top my head fior radiation to my throat. Cost a hell of a lot more that the other 4 done by professional tattoo artists.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (0OP+5)
Gave me a pretty cool head wound right between the eyes.
Naturally, the other kids at school wanted to know what happened to the other guy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (BlQBM)
I refer to mine a a "shark bite". Damn thing has never really filled in either...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ
I have a scar from a boil on my chest. Shrapnel.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Matt Hooper at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (g5NP5
See, now that's just good advice there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (mZ3xv)
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I feel nothing.
Weird.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (g5NP5)
I guess the derm owed the surgeon money or something.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:44 PM (LsEU/)
LOL...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)
he worked for Manheim Galleries for a long time and they were the gold standard in woodworking
one of his hands was pretty chewed up
I learned more from that than anything else
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (4I/2K)
Gave me a pretty cool head wound right between the eyes.
Naturally, the other kids at school wanted to know what happened to the other guy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August
Dude. Worst injuries I've ever seen were caused by escalators. Holy shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: WebMD at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)
Types: I have some indigestion.
Web MD: Stomach cancer. Pancreatic cancer. A gnome cursing your bodily humors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Go-Gos at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)
1. Walk it off.
2. Rub a little dirt on it.
3. Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (PDfX5)
Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 09:48 PM (NIYa7)
If you look real close, you can see the bad guys placing the explosives.
Posted by: Tin Foil Hat Brigade at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: WebMD at August 10, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)
Types: I have some indigestion.
Web MD: Stomach cancer. Pancreatic cancer. A gnome cursing your bodily humors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq
So true. I think WebMd is a scam made by doctors to get people into their office.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mary Ellen Moffet at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (nVDxD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ
Can't be worse than last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (mZ3xv)
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Not like you gotta click on it.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (g5NP5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (g5NP5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
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It wasn't quite that exciting. No trips to the ER or anything. I was doing something a bit foolish and tripped. Bashed open my face right between the eyes. As you know, head wounds bleed a lot...It was a bit of a gusher. But the lady at the movie ticket counter gave me some tissues and a bandage and I was right as rain...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)
You're my kind of woman...
Posted by: Boswell at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (+Cgut)
Web MD: Stomach cancer. Pancreatic cancer. A gnome cursing your bodily humors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Husband was throwing up and had a low grade fever this morning. I went to take a shower and when I came back he told me he had appendicitis, because Dr. Google said so.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)
Do you identify as an official slo-pitch softball?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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It's called, a 'Life Lesson'. They often leave scars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (nVDxD)
I've got a small scar on my right eyebrow... from hitting my own snow ski tip.
Was bombing down the slope, late season at the end of the day... spring skiing conditions... last run... snow looked clear but hit a slush puddle. Like a snow snake reached up and just stopped my ski... face planted onto my own ski tip.
Bad part? We'd arranged to meet up with a couple of young ladies in the lodge, and were headed there... instead... I'm getting taped up in the First Aid station... givin pain pills... and told not to drink or drive.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)
Gave me a pretty cool head wound right between the eyes.
Naturally, the other kids at school wanted to know what happened to the other guy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August
That’s hot! Escalators are the devil. Little brother got punked in the knee by one.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:54 PM (DgWEj
Was it just bad milk?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 10, 2022 09:53 PM (g5NP5)
WUTTTT???
Posted by: Tin Foil Hat Brigade at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)
Dang, I have a lightning bolt tattoo that
s over 44 years old.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (BgMrQ)
1. Walk it off.
2. Rub a little dirt on it.
3. Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (PDfX5)
Followed by, can I have your stuff?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (DgWEj)
I'm hoping for more Hero Alom
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW
You might not be right in the head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
That sounds suspiciously like a dare.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (LsEU
I learnt my lesson
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:57 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 10, 2022 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Eureka Springs Garbage Ladies.
-The
GTOs
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:57 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (mZ3xv)
Just a bug of some kind. He's not nauseous anymore, but is tired and achy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 09:57 PM (DgWEj)
great story, eh? thanks for listening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 10, 2022 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 09:58 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)
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Did you at least come up with good story to tell the ladies?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:51 PM (CqUXU)
Dang, I have a lightning bolt tattoo that
s over 44 years old.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
Yeah it's not that bad but it's lost a lot of the detail.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (CqUXU)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW
You might not be right in the head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2022 09:56 PM (mZ3xv)
vee are finding a rather large streak, of the Sadomasochism, in ze overall population...
Posted by: Siggy Freud.. at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (oHd/0)
s over 44 years old.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
I bet that hurt.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)
cuz when I was 17, I went thru the windshield of my dad's Cuda
got a nice 200 stitch zipper under my hair
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)
---
Did you at least come up with good story to tell the ladies?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d)
They hung onto me for awhile checking for a concussion... buddy went to go meet them... but by the time I got there, Ladies had gone. Yeah, he STILL gives me shit about it.
Posted by: Siggy Freud.. at August 10, 2022 10:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I'm hoping for more Hero Alom
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (ftFVW)
I'm hoping for a reprise from William Hung.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 10:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (us2H3)
Holy hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2022 10:01 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (PDfX5)
Ouch. Sounds like you almost pulled a Jaynes Mansfield,
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (CqUXU)
Called tatoo artist. The whole picture to be done on your ...... My gift.
Posted by: Lola at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (zjVy3)
s over 44 years old.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
I bet that hurt.
Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)
Yeah, started right above Ole Root but I was only able to afford a small tattoo as they charged by the foot.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2022 10:03 PM (PoAMp)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 10, 2022 10:02 PM (PDfX5)
Hmmm... 14 stitches on top of my head from running into a pipe while sliding down the ladderwell on a ship... someone who had been onboard about ten minutes had tried to run up the down ladderwell.
You may be onto something.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2022 10:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Theodore at August 10, 2022 10:05 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
That's a safe bet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2022 10:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: epador at August 10, 2022 10:10 PM (ns4uC)
People who catch the current Covid version are lucky.
Why? It's not much worse than the sniffles but it causes one's immune system to create worlds of different new antibodies.
Posted by: Braenyard - badger your congressman to exercise his OVERSIGHT AUTHORITY at August 10, 2022 10:21 PM (wvJTe)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 10, 2022 10:39 PM (S7une)
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