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Ezra Miller Charged With Felony Burglary

Note: I know this is not a big story in the scheme of things. But 1, I don't know if people want three posts on the Deep State's Last Dance in a row, and 2, I need time to finish the next post anyway.

Yes I know about the magistrate who signed the Impeccable, Robust, Unquestionable Warrant. I'll write on that next.

So here's a change-up.

As David Zaslav seeks to revamp Warner Bros Discovery's DC cinematic universe, one of the studio's biggest stars continues to make headlines for alleged criminal behavior.

Ezra Miller, who portrays Barry Allen, aka the Flash, as part of the DC Extended Universe, has been charged with felony burglary in Stamford, VT, according to a report from the Vermont State Police.

The alleged incident occurred on May 1 and involved missing bottles of alcohol from a local residence. According to the report, surveillance video indicated Miller's involvement and they were issued a citation on Sunday to appear in Vermont Superior Court on Sept. 26 for arraignment.

This latest incident follows a pattern of disturbing behavior and allegations of misconduct that traces back to at least 2020. Miller was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and harassment in early 2022 and, hours before their court appearance in April for these charges, was arrested again after an altercation in which they were accused of throwing a chair and injuring a woman.

Additionally, two orders of protection have been granted in recent months, one for a 12-year-old in Massachusetts and one for Gibson Iron Eyes, an 18-year-old Standing Rock activist, who was allegedly groomed by Miller, according to parents Chase Iron Eyes and Sara Jumping Eagle.

He's also running an illegal pot farm -- illegal, because a license is required to grow the number of pot plants he's growing.

And of course there are those grooming allegations, but that's, you know, legal in America now if you're a They/Them.

Posted by: Ace at 02:02 PM




Comments

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1 Not the finest of days for media...

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 09, 2022 02:02 PM (mucm9)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:03 PM (QSjkU)

3 charge him with using a stupid pronoun

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:03 PM (dCxaZ)

4 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 09, 2022 02:04 PM (mucm9)

5 ooh, good! A fresh new thread in which the Circular Firing Squad may continue.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:04 PM (dCxaZ)

6 Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 09, 2022 02:05 PM (svdGq)

7 Original Fox News Anchor Uma Pemmaraju Dead at 64

No cause of death released.

I also hope Ezra gets the pox in prison.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 09, 2022 02:05 PM (m7R0k)

8 White trash with cash.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:06 PM (lf83v)

9 charge him with using a stupid pronoun

He can use any pronoun he wants, including rock and banana. The stupid part is other people -- like CNBC writers -- going along with it.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 09, 2022 02:06 PM (nfrXX)

10 And of course there are those grooming allegations, but that's, you know, legal in America now if you're a They/Them.

It ain't a crime
if you only give the young'ins
backhole time

Posted by: Ezra Miller at August 09, 2022 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

11 What the fuck is an "Erza?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 09, 2022 02:06 PM (BFigT)

12 3 charge him with using a stupid pronoun
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:03 PM (dCxaZ)

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If forced, I think my pronouns would be why/me/God? right about now.

Posted by: 496 at August 09, 2022 02:06 PM (VJsqe)

13 Ezra Miller looks like a fag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:06 PM (QSjkU)

14 Doesn't the Horde lifestyle guide specify that we buy our own booze?

Or at least not steal it...

Posted by: Parker at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (hJWil)

15 News "Flash"....I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (uwW33)

16 It's almost innocent and wholesome to hear about a plain old burglary of alcohol.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, Ultra Dark MAGA at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (rWFyW)

17 the last thread had a dancing pube discussion going on.

I'm really surprised at that ad. I thought everybody gets waxed now.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (dCxaZ)

18 One day in the general population at a max-security prison. Community service. He can give a lecture on gender fluidity to the other inmates. And then join them in the showers.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (vcv8B)

19 Perhaps he can be recast into a different character, The Flasher.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (TNyrE)

20 Is he in the country? I thought he was in Iceland or something, hiding out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

21 What the fuck is an "Erza?"

It's a perfectly cromulent name.

Posted by: Nehemiah at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (nfrXX)

22 It would entertain me if Zaslav shelved The Flash.

I would chuckle briefly.

Worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Ezra Miller - low rent wanna-be Charles Manson

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (q7Stn)

25 His character was a creepy freaky whiny little shit in "Fantastic Beasts" and his performance seemed a little too good to me even then.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (llON8)

26 Miller mentioned in an interview early in his career that at least one director had "tried" to molest him.

I'm guessing "tried" is not the right description of the event.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (ESjRY)

27 Chase Iron Eyes and Sara Jumping Eagle
__________________________________

Also known as Morris and Hortense.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (lf83v)

28 the last thread had a dancing pube discussion going on.

I'm really surprised at that ad. I thought everybody gets waxed now.
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM

You guys are making me glad I don't watch much TV.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (PJ3De)

29 Ace - it's like you read our minds. And you are very kind to explain yourself anyway.

Sigh. Just wistful about the days when the entertainment world was an escape from the insanity.

Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (NaH5I)

30 Well, after seeing this story I feel I am Better Then Ezra

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (ESjRY)

31 {{{{Jordan}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Is this the peculiar little fellow that dresses up like a teenage girl?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (WHt4f)

33 It will interesting to see if Zaslav sidelines the Flash movie as well.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (zL564)

34 >>> 26 Miller mentioned in an interview early in his career that at least one director had "tried" to molest him.

I'm guessing "tried" is not the right description of the event.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (ESjRY)

Heh. I would further guess "one" is not the correct number by a long shot.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (llON8)

35 Fatty Arbuckle was not available for comment

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (q7Stn)

36 24 Ezra Miller - low rent wanna-be Charles Manson
Posted by: Anna Puma



Yes, but both were Progressive thinkers of their era! A snapshot of the Age.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (sAmhv)

37 "Tried" technically does not preclude "succeeded"...

Posted by: Parker at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (hJWil)

38 Do eagles jump?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

39 >>> 32 Is this the peculiar little fellow that dresses up like a teenage girl?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 09, 2022 02:09 PM (WHt4f)

You have to be way more specific these days, Doc.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (llON8)

40 25 His character was a creepy freaky whiny little shit in "Fantastic Beasts" and his performance seemed a little too good to me even then.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:08 PM (llON

========

His breakthrough performance was as a young man (son to Tilda Swinton) who took a bow and arrow to school in We Have to Talk About Kevin and murdered a bunch of kids. The character had no remorse about it.

He played it well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

41 Is he in the country? I thought he was in Iceland or something, hiding out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)



Is he the one accused of sexually assaulting a chick then accusing her of being a phobe of some type for asking him to leave?

Or is that some other fucked in the head hollywood freakazoid?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

42 And of course there are those grooming allegations, but that's, you know, legal in America now if you're a They/Them.
---
No them is above the law.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (krQz2)

43 I mean the guy has a sex cult with little kids, he's violently attacked several people and... this is what they bust him on??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (Ivdso)

44 Well, after seeing this story I feel I am Better Then Ezra
Posted by: 18-1
---------

Me too...I mean, I actually buy my booze.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (pKbwb)

45
Uma Thurgood is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2022 02:11 PM (cA/NU)

46 No them is above the law.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (krQz2)
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It's what they tell me anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:11 PM (krQz2)

47 Note: I know this is not a big story in the scheme of things. But 1, I don't know if people want three posts on the Deep State's Last Dance in a row, and 2, I need time to finish the next post anyway.

I like these posts. They provide some variety, and they are important in the larger cultural war scheme.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 09, 2022 02:11 PM (wmDcS)

48 {{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:11 PM (DRSnL)

49 Well, after seeing this story I feel I am Better Then Ezra
Posted by: 18-1

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2022 02:11 PM (PJ3De)

50 Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:11 PM (DRSnL)


Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Grooming and molesting a 14 year old girl: Meh
Violently assaulting people for no discernable reason on live camera during an interview: shrug
Reliable reports out of Europe that he has a sex cult with underage teens on it: it happens
Walks off with two bottles of wine: STOP THE PRESSES!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (Ivdso)

52
Miller mentioned in an interview early in his career that at least one director had "tried" to molest him.



I didn't know that he'd worked with Bryan Singer...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (n+4am)

53
remember the x-rated comedic parody of Flash Gordon titled Flesh Gordon?

I guess they can now make Flesh with ezra miller.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (cA/NU)

54 If forced, I think my pronouns would be why/me/God? right about now.
Posted by: 496


Funny you mention those words. I take your point. But my husband, who died at age 33 from a brain tumor, always said: Why/not/me?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (tQL7r)

55 For a non-binary guys he sure sounds like a real dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (UuD2k)

56 Better Then Ezra? They were one of those '90s bands that came and went with the 90's? I vaguely remember them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (sAmhv)

57 I'm actually fascinated at the bigger picture: how this affects DC Warner. Some have made the insane suggestion that they will reshoot the entire movie Flashpoint. Insane!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (k7+BO)

58 parents Chase Iron Eyes and Sara Jumping Eagle

I'm Native American, and I laugh every time I read Indian names because of my mom. Her name was Running Fawn, and its widely known that she, in fact, runs like a turkey.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (sI15f)

59 It sounds as though this Ezra fellow, who I have never heard of, is something of a miscreant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (ITEMS)

60 Well, after seeing this story I feel I am Better Then Ezra
Posted by: 18-1



Well, that finally answers that question. I always wondered who Ezra was cuz that band kinda sucked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Frankly, the deep states last dance is what I want to discuss, but its your blog.


BTW, I sure hope it is their last dance.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (lTGtQ)

62 Speaking of stealing booze

What is the latest on the BATF agent who boosted $200 worth of wine from Kroger's before getting TASE'd by local cops?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (q7Stn)

63 We know Miller is demented, and/or a Svengali. Imagine how twisted the peeps in his posse are! Maybe Anne Heche will join his entourage when she heals up.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 4% at August 09, 2022 02:14 PM (7WuAc)

64 >>> 43 I mean the guy has a sex cult with little kids, he's violently attacked several people and... this is what they bust him on??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (Ivdso)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: OJ at August 09, 2022 02:14 PM (llON8)

65
What is the latest on the BATF agent who boosted $200 worth of wine from Kroger's before getting TASE'd by local cops?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (q7Stn)



Why did they lump firearms in with that group? I mean, aren't you supposed to avoid booze and guns?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

66
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (cA/NU)

67 56 Better Then Ezra? They were one of those '90s bands that came and went with the 90's? I vaguely remember them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (sAmhv)

I live where they came from. Had friends that went to the same high school. Never heard of them till I saw them on MTV.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (UuD2k)

68 Her name was Running Fawn, and its widely known that she, in fact, runs like a turkey.

Maybe she was more graceful as a little girl?

I wish Indian names would be in the original language so they sound less like something a Hollywood writer cooked up on a deadline.

Some have made the insane suggestion that they will reshoot the entire movie Flashpoint.

They are already into it to 300 million and are doing extensive reshoots, I don't think its feasible to do the entire thing over again.

I would love to believe that they are using him as the bad guy Flash and having someone else play Flash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (Ivdso)

69 The last dance of the Deep State is usually with them dangling from the gallows.

Unless one is a Ceausescu Classicist then its a medley of bullets striking flesh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (q7Stn)

70 I'm Native American, and I laugh every time I read Indian names because of my mom. Her name was Running Fawn, and its widely known that she, in fact, runs like a turkey.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (sI15f)


My husband works with someone who had the last name of Rides at the Door, then she got married and now her last name is Comes in the Night. His boss was all, "how am I supposed to introduce her to people with that name?! I can't!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

71 I'm Native American, and I laugh every time I read Indian names because of my mom. Her name was Running Fawn, and its widely known that she, in fact, runs like a turkey.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 09, 2022 02:13 PM (sI15f)

Your Mom must be fast, as fukkin turkeys run like hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)

72 >>> 40
========

His breakthrough performance was as a young man (son to Tilda Swinton) who took a bow and arrow to school in We Have to Talk About Kevin and murdered a bunch of kids. The character had no remorse about it.

He played it well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

*That* was him too?? Yeah this guy is totes fine and anyone who doesn't like him is a "phobe" of some sort. ////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (llON8)

73 Willowed:

I feel so bad for anyone who has children/grandchildren. This "culture" is so debased.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

Don't. Build parallel/replacement institutions. Home school. Divorce yourself from the state, while overloading the system, if possible. Resist, BAMN. Teach your children/grandchildren the values of individual liberty, history, and critical thought.

We've a long way to go, and we are just getting started. We will win. Because we must. Don't shrink away. Embrace the task you have been given.

I agree, we've been given gut punch after gut punch, often from our own putative "side." Steel your resolve. This will need to be an all hands effort.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (U3uv2)

74 HE's a bad person rabid beast and I hope bad things happen to him. But the amount of damage he can do is limited.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (XvPQV)

75 68 They are already into it to 300 million and are doing extensive reshoots, I don't think its feasible to do the entire thing over again.

I would love to believe that they are using him as the bad guy Flash and having someone else play Flash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (Ivdso)

=========

I have some fingers crossed that the original plan was to have some multi-verse version of Flash, a female one, take over from the white, male Ezra Miller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

76 Is that the kid that played a rich kid on Royal Pains? I liked that character but this guy sounds like he is spiraling.

Posted by: Amy Reynolds at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (K4FOQ)

77 It's only polite to refer to a felon by their preferred pronouns.

(Actually, how do you say that? "his/her/their/xer/xis/banana and rock's/... pronouns"?)

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:17 PM (krQz2)

78 Your Mom must be fast, as fukkin turkeys run like hell.

So you have been out hunting them I see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:17 PM (Ivdso)

79 My Indian name is "Squawking Crow With No Eggs."

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at August 09, 2022 02:17 PM (lf83v)

80 WB is producing its highest quality entertainment content in years right now. Too bad for its shareholders that it can't make its television shows, movies, or streaming services as engaging as the off-screen drama.

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 09, 2022 02:17 PM (MpOGS)

81 Do eagles jump?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (63Dwl)


Hmm...
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!


No.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 09, 2022 02:17 PM (zB/T/)

82 Never let a good crisis go to waste.

Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Every “But her emails” hat or shirt sold helps @onwardtogether partners defend democracy, build a progressive bench, and fight for our values.

Just saying!

-
https://bit.ly/3vTBwyl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (FVME7)

83 Do eagles jump?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (63Dwl)



Eagles Fly.

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

84 79 My Indian name is "Squawking Crow With No Eggs."
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at August 09, 2022 02:17 PM (lf83v)

No doubt.

Posted by: Two dogs fukkin at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (QSjkU)

85 I have some fingers crossed that the original plan was to have some multi-verse version of Flash, a female one, take over from the white, male Ezra Miller.

Given the WB pattern of casting a brownish dumpy girl for every role, this would not surprise me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (Ivdso)

86 *pauses*

Greta von Thule as alternate time line Liittle Flash. And she beats Ezra like a rented mule.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (q7Stn)

87 So close to pride month?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (u73oe)

88 It's good to change up the focus from our utterly vile and corrupt government to our utterly vile and corrupt society once in a while.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (N1tpc)

89 I read that at first as "Running an illegal pet farm". Visions of exotic animals that are banned in the US, housed in squalor on his property.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (aWgmB)

90 Huh. Sounds like persons with Gender Dysphoria may have issues. Who'd have guessed.

Posted by: Bete at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (LTNbI)

91 My cow-orker is mad because her daughter's church camp has a rule that boys have to dress like boys and girls have to dress like girls.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

92 FJB shakes Schumer's hand. Immediately forgets he just shook shumer's hand. Perplexed as to why schumer won't shake his hand.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (R8uWY)

93 Do eagles jump?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:10 PM (63Dwl)


Eagles Fly.

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Dare they?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (U3uv2)

94 > I'm Native American, and I laugh every time I read Indian names because of my mom. Her name was Running Fawn, and its widely known that she, in fact, runs like a turkey.

I pictured a turkey running in my head and genuinely chuckled. Thanks for that.

Turkeys running:
https://youtu.be/x7WgGbiYpIk?t=5

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (eyxn4)

95 The alleged incident occurred on May 1 and involved missing bottles of alcohol from a local residence.

You know it is really not all that difficult to buy alcohol in Vermont, particularly compared with some of the other places I've been to in the US. With the money I'm assuming he has there are either some serious entitlement or mental issues involved.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (k2ndP)

96 I don't know who Ezra Miller is.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (QDJ/1)

97 Twitter down?

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (/6r5w)

98
Gordon Lightfoot >> Lori Lightfoot

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (BlQBM)

99 Illegal pet farm?

PETA would be burning Ezra out of house and home

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (q7Stn)

100 We had a genuine Navajo mechanic on my boat. Lived on the reservation and everything.

He had a little mix up with some lube oil coolers and got the name Smoking Bearing as a result.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (UuD2k)

101 My cow-orker is mad because her daughter's church camp has a rule that boys have to dress like boys and girls have to dress like girls.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

Your cow-orker is demented. Make a note of it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (U3uv2)

102 The last dance of the Deep State is usually with them dangling from the gallows.

Unless one is a Ceausescu Classicist then its a medley of bullets striking flesh.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Whoa! I must have missed this news. Do tell....

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (tQL7r)

103 >>> 51 Grooming and molesting a 14 year old girl: Meh
Violently assaulting people for no discernable reason on live camera during an interview: shrug
Reliable reports out of Europe that he has a sex cult with underage teens on it: it happens
Walks off with two bottles of wine: STOP THE PRESSES!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (Ivdso)

Did he steal wine from some WEF poobah?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (llON8)

104 81 Do eagles jump?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They are getting kinda old. Might break a hip.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (R8uWY)

105 Do you know about this Reinhart MAGISTRATE guy, Ace??!! Do you?? Huh??

Mind you, Twatter just censored this, suspending the account:

Paul Sperry @PaulSperry30
BREAKING: FBI supervisory analyst who rubber-stamped the 2016 dossier w/o vetting and wrote 2020 "disinformation" assessment derailing Hunter Biden investigation is a leader in a DC-area church that was investigated for covering up child sex abuse inclg child rape & molestation

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (yikp0)

106 "What is the latest on the BATF agent who boosted $200 worth of wine from Kroger's before getting TASE'd by local cops? "

He (BATF) is suing the cops.
He'll probably prevail too, the way things are going.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, with capers at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (jTmQV)

107 I don't know who Ezra Miller is.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Me either. All of my pop culture knowledge is gathered here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (BlQBM)

108 I wouldn't at all be surprised if this loon was molested in his Hollywood youth, its pretty well assumed at this point. But he's way past the kind of messed up that kids result in from that. He's clearly and dangerously insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (Ivdso)

109 Do eagles jump?
____________________________________

Van Halen jumps.

Eagles take it easy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (lf83v)

110 Turkeys running:
https://youtu.be/x7WgGbiYpIk?t=5

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (eyxn4)

They got nothing on quail. Those little buggers are fast.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (U3uv2)

111 Second look at the cruel and unusual punishment clause . . . . I mean this is a guy who'd probably benefit greatly from a serious caning.

Posted by: we need to set your mind right at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (Qs0+g)

112 Nickelodeon former child star Jennette McCurdy reveals a $300,000 hush money offer to cover excessive massage requests and alcohol provided to her.


Hollywood is an evil shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

113 I followed the link . . . and Miller *looks* creepy. Once upon a time he'd have been cast as the villain or the villain's No. 1 hitman, not as the hero.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (txdEq)

114 Magistrate sounds gay.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (R8uWY)

115
My husband works with someone who had the last name of Rides at the Door, then she got married and now her last name is Comes in the Night. His boss was all, "how am I supposed to introduce her to people with that name?! I can't!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

Oh my LOL

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (sI15f)

116 Turkeys running:
https://youtu.be/x7WgGbiYpIk?t=5

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (eyxn4)

Those are fat turkeys. Wild turkeys can move pretty fast.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (UuD2k)

117 Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?
Because your mother loves roses.
Thanks, Dad.
No problem, Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat vs. Randy 'Machoman' Savage at Wrestlemania III.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (OgrpQ)

118 114 Magistrate sounds gay.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (R8uWY)

=========

"It sounds better in the original French, mon ami."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

119 Judge Reinhold is back in the news?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (lf83v)

120 They got nothing on quail. Those little buggers are fast.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (U3uv2)


Not fast enough. I've hit a couple of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

121 Turkeys running:
https://youtu.be/x7WgGbiYpIk?t=5
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (eyxn4)

Man those are domestic turkeys. They can barely waddle. Wild turkeys can MOVE.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (QSjkU)

122 Apparently, Miller broke into a house owned by Miller's mother and rented to a Boston man named Isaac "Zack" Winokur. They are past friends, according to twitter, and supposedly had some sort of falling out. Miller broke in at cocktail hour to get some booze and Winokur handed over the surveillance tape to the cops, demanding action.

https://tinyurl.com/4uw6zdtt

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (lFE5c)

123 Judge Reinhold is back in the news?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (lf83v)



Way to go HAMILTON!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 09, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

124 >>> 73 Willowed:
I feel so bad for anyone who has children/grandchildren. This "culture" is so debased.
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

Don't. Build parallel/replacement institutions. Home school. Divorce yourself from the state, while overloading the system, if possible. Resist, BAMN. Teach your children/grandchildren the values of individual liberty, history, and critical thought.

We've a long way to go, and we are just getting started. We will win. Because we must. Don't shrink away. Embrace the task you have been given.

I agree, we've been given gut punch after gut punch, often from our own putative "side." Steel your resolve. This will need to be an all hands effort.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (U3uv2)

Heh. We're going to "build back better" without feralgov and top-down stupidity.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:23 PM (llON8)

125 Not fast enough. I've hit a couple of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

They seem to have this problem with deciding whether to run or fly and in which direction. But fast they are.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:23 PM (U3uv2)

126 "Florida man killed while recording the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean when a sand dune collapsed on him."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)

127 My husband works with someone who had the last name of Rides at the Door, then she got married and now her last name is Comes in the Night. His boss was all, "how am I supposed to introduce her to people with that name?! I can't!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (DRSnL)
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Well, at least she didn't hyphenate.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (krQz2)

128
Those are fat turkeys. Wild turkeys can move pretty fast.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Unless it is my truck bearing down on them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (BlQBM)

129 I followed the link . . . and Miller *looks* creepy. Once upon a time he'd have been cast as the villain or the villain's No. 1 hitman, not as the hero.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (txdEq)


He was the villain in one of the post-Harry Potter movies, whatever they're called, but in the next one in the serious, they tried to make him a troubled young lad being led astray.
Either way, he's creepy.

Posted by: Wally at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (FJYfm)

130 Everything about the Flash in Justice League bothered the hell out of me right from the start. He's portrayed as this naif who never before in his life has put on a costume or fought crime. Then he puts on this faceted costume that looks like its made from jagged plastic parts from ten other outfits and is supposed to run really fast? He does virtually nothing in the entire movie but look wide eyed and confused at everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (Ivdso)

131 107 I don't know who Ezra Miller is.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Me either. All of my pop culture knowledge is gathered here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:20 PM (BlQBM)
____________

Same here. I never heard of this clown. I guess my luck was bound to run out sooner or later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

132 I mean the guy has a sex cult with little kids, he's violently attacked several people and... this is what they bust him on??

*shrugs*

Posted by: zombie al capone at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (ppBhU)

133 Nickelodeon former child star Jennette McCurdy reveals a $300,000 hush money offer to cover excessive massage requests and alcohol provided to her.


Hollywood is an evil shithole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)


Yes it is. Also, what are "excessive" massage requests? That just sounds weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

134 Man those are domestic turkeys. They can barely waddle. Wild turkeys can MOVE.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (QSjkU)
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What about jive turkeys?

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (krQz2)

135 He does virtually nothing in the entire movie but look wide eyed and confused at everything.
___________________________________________

And?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (lf83v)

136 Unless it is my truck bearing down on them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (BlQBM)

lol, truth.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (U3uv2)

137 105 Do you know about this Reinhart MAGISTRATE guy, Ace??!! Do you?? Huh??

Mind you, Twatter just censored this, suspending the account:

Paul Sperry @PaulSperry30
BREAKING: FBI supervisory analyst who rubber-stamped the 2016 dossier w/o vetting and wrote 2020 "disinformation" assessment derailing Hunter Biden investigation is a leader in a DC-area church that was investigated for covering up child sex abuse inclg child rape & molestation
Posted by: andycanuck



Was the church mentioned?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (sAmhv)

138 Judge Reinhold is back in the news?

He was caught jacking it watching Phoebe Cates at the pool

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (Ivdso)

139 Classic anime with a crazy plot, I give you Captain Tita of the pet hunting submarine Cha Cha Maru.

https://youtu.be/W5AB9RdZKYU

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (q7Stn)

140 Unless it is my truck bearing down on them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (BlQBM)

You can hunt turkeys year round with a truck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (UuD2k)

141 Quakers have a singular gender neutral term. If editors are going to refuse to just call mr Miller it or he they should use thee. Come on editors, thee is a pacifist quaker term, folks know what it means and you aren't going to get a fatwa declared on you.

Miller is not a group so if some kowtowing journalist is going to use they/their to refer to it they could at least make it obvious and write "they was issued a citation" etc Were is plural and regardless whether it claims to have multiple identities it is a singular entity.

ZERO sympathy for but "they was" sounds ignorant. YOU choose to play along with using they to refer to mr Miller you can live with breaking the grammar rules of using were to go with they when you are using talking about the singular Miller.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 09, 2022 02:26 PM (3cGpq)

142 Yes it is. Also, what are "excessive" massage requests? That just sounds weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

Hand jobs and the like is my guess.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:26 PM (U3uv2)

143 Was the church mentioned?
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Not in the one tweet.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:26 PM (yikp0)

144 Judge Reinhold is back in the news?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:22 PM (lf83v)


He has been the victim of some unfortunate plastic surgery. Yikes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:26 PM (DRSnL)

145 Gordon Lightfoot >> Lori Lightfoot
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (BlQBM)
_____________

E.T. >> Lori Lightfoot

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

146 Misrepresenting what occurred at that time and the context. You guys act like Trump was already President instead of in a hot race in a Primary .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 09, 2022 01:37 PM (sWbrH)

He insulted the base. That's nothing to do with a primary and guy you're running against. That's someone showing you their colors.

Course I've been singing this song about Cruz for years. Most people have hopped on board as they've seen more and more. I don't mind if you stay where you are but, although I do tend toward the colorful, I've misrepresented *nothing*.

He said Trump supporters were violent when the truth (obvious to anyone and revealed only much later) was that the DNC had paid violent operatives at Trump rallies to stir shit up. And Cruz was at the ready to behold the phony narrative against his own potential supporters because that's what he is. A phony.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (NOD5C)

147 >>> 133 Nickelodeon former child star Jennette McCurdy reveals a $300,000 hush money offer to cover excessive massage requests and alcohol provided to her.


Hollywood is an evil shithole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes it is. Also, what are "excessive" massage requests? That just sounds weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

There's a socially acceptable number, especially if you're talking coaches and teenage female gymnasts.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (llON8)

148 Judge Reinhold is back in the news?

He was caught jacking it watching Phoebe Cates at the pool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:25 PM (Ivdso)


If that's a crime, there aren't enough prisons in the world to hold all the offenders.

Posted by: Wally at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (FJYfm)

149 Was Ezra a freak before he hit Hollywood and Hollywood really brought out Ezra's Freak Flag, or, is he another "end result" of being a child actor in Hollywood?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (5pTK/)

150 Turkeys running:
https://youtu.be/x7WgGbiYpIk?t=5
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2022 02:19 PM (eyxn4)

Hah! Yep, that's how she runs. I've seen my dad laughing so hard, bent over and unable to catch his breath, watching her run to first when we played whiffle ball as kids. Good memories.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (sI15f)

151 82 Never let a good crisis go to waste.

Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Every “But her emails” hat or shirt sold helps @onwardtogether partners defend democracy, build a progressive bench, and fight for our values.

Just saying!

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https://bit.ly/3vTBwyl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 09, 2022 02:18 PM (FVME7)

And The Big Girl probably gets 50% instead of The Big Man getting a paltry 10% from his deals.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (Rl7KJ)

152 "Florida man killed while recording the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean when a sand dune collapsed on him."
Posted by: andycanuck

I'll bet that dune is a refugee from the Middle East.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (FVME7)

153 My Indian name is Jagdish.

I... don't think they like me at that particular reservation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (nctwB)

154 As mentioned in the previous thread, CNBC reports the D.C. Court of Appeals, Lavrenti Garland's old stomping ground before cranking up executions in the basement at DOJ, ruled that PDJT's tax returns are to be given to Congress.

Any bets on how long before they are published in the New York Times?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (lFE5c)

155 My husband works with someone who had the last name of Rides at the Door, then she got married and now her last name is Comes in the Night. His boss was all, "how am I supposed to introduce her to people with that name?! I can't!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (DRSnL)
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Well, at least she didn't hyphenate.
Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (krQz2)

My thoughts as well. hahahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (S+j2h)

156 I can't wait for the new "Flash" movie to come out so I can rush off and see it and then buy all the Taco Bell tie ins....so exciting!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Smooth Brained American Voter at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (2CExO)

157 I find wild turkeys interesting. Reluctant to fly, but when they decide to fly it's like a damn C-130 taking off, and they , in fact, fly damn good.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (QSjkU)

158 My public library is now circulating 'free' mobile wifi hotspots to patrons. Data usage paid for by a 'grant.' I got one today and am using it now. Runs fast enough. If I can renew it indefinitely, I'll disconnect my broadband provider and save $110/month. Gotta love Other People's Money.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 4% at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (7WuAc)

159 I had no idea who this Ezra thing was and what it was all about. Well, I looked it up. My use of "it" here is out of total respect for its special and important nature. Now I am going to shower.

It reminds me of Luka Magnotta, the guy in the Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer documentary, who started out, well, killing cats. There should be no surprise with this at all, it is in the title after all. Later he killed some guy he hooked up with for homo sex and then chopped him into parts before fleeing to Europe.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (FF+On)

160 Is Miller one of those humorless comedians?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (QDJ/1)

161 138 Judge Reinhold is back in the news?

He was caught jacking it watching Phoebe Cates at the pool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



So judgey.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 02:29 PM (sAmhv)

162 and one for Gibson Iron Eyes, an 18-year-old Standing Rock activist, who was allegedly groomed by Miller, according to parents Chase Iron Eyes and Sara Jumping Eagle.
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Am I the only person who doesn't feel like figuring out what the fuck anyone is talking about anymore?

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:29 PM (NOD5C)

163 Wild Turkey?

*hic*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 09, 2022 02:29 PM (lf83v)

164 It reminds me of Luka Magnotta, the guy in the Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer documentary, who started out, well, killing cats. There should be no surprise with this at all, it is in the title after all. Later he killed some guy he hooked up with for homo sex and then chopped him into parts before fleeing to Europe.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (FF+On)


He did it on a live stream, while people watched.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

165 I did see Iron Eagle III. Love me some Louis Gossett Jr.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (NOD5C)

166 Any bets on how long before they are published in the New York Times?

Rachel Maddow can do a special where she unveils one that shows him paying craploads of tax, again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)

167
Dyno-Sodo-Mite!!!

Posted by: Jimmy "Ezra Miller" Walker at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (w9Wax)

168 It looks like calling politicians, state government and health officials "Nazis" is upsetting bureaucrats Down Under.

New South Wales' state government implementing legislation that would criminalize displaying swastikas.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (yikp0)

169 Nikolai Ceausescu and his wife Elena got lined up by the good citizens of Romania and given the AK-47 treatment for curing dictators.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (q7Stn)

170 >>> 153 My Indian name is Jagdish.

I... don't think they like me at that particular reservation.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (nctwB)

Hey, Jagdish of the Warrior Caste is a pretty cool character in Larry Correia's latest series.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (llON8)

171 Classic anime with a crazy plot, I give you Captain Tita of the pet hunting submarine Cha Cha Maru.

https://youtu.be/W5AB9RdZKYU
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022


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Pet HUNTING???

Hide me!

Posted by: Stirling, Wolfus's Kitten at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (txdEq)

172 Wild Turkey

*hic*

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at August 09, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)

173 I find wild turkeys interesting. Reluctant to fly, but when they decide to fly it's like a damn C-130 taking off, and they , in fact, fly damn good.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (QSjkU)

Modern dinosaurs.

I have had them glide over me after flying off a bluff. It sounded the the Blue Angels flying over. 25 lb birds push a lot of air

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 02:31 PM (S+j2h)

174 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’

The fat man speaks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (m7R0k)

175 Turkeys may run fast but they sure don't fly well.

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at WKRP at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (63Dwl)

176 Ezra Miller has had considerable help in his child outreach program from idiot single mothers.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (aWgmB)

177 I haven't seen a superhero movie since um... Iron Man 3? I think. Didn't have money or interest in seeing them in the theater, and Disney+ locks up all the streaming; I don't watch anything on that. Mostly I watch reaction videos and "pitch meeting" skits and get what I need from those.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (Ivdso)

178 Am I the only person who doesn't feel like figuring out what....anyone is talking about anymore?
Posted by: ...


Nope, right there with you. But then I'm behind today, trying to catch up isn't easy around here

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (tQL7r)

179 "Florida man killed while recording the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean when a sand dune collapsed on him."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)


His Indian name is Pounds Sand

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (zB/T/)

180 "I have had them glide over me after flying off a bluff."

Had one fly by my head like a cannonball.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (7WuAc)

181 Burglary? If he's Flash shouldn't his offense be weenie wagging?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (FVME7)

182 We've a long way to go, and we are just getting started. We will win. Because we must. Don't shrink away. Embrace the task you have been given.

I agree, we've been given gut punch after gut punch, often from our own putative "side." Steel your resolve. This will need to be an all hands effort.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:16 PM (U3uv2)


I do appreciate this attitude.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

183 Funny you mention those words. I take your point. But my husband, who died at age 33 from a brain tumor, always said: Why/not/me?
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:12 PM (tQL7r)

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Incredible attitude. Sounds like we lost a really good man.

Posted by: 496 at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (VJsqe)

184 Nope, right there with you. But then I'm behind today, trying to catch up isn't easy around here
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:32 PM (tQL7r)


Especially a day like today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (DRSnL)

185 This. Is. Sewious.

Posted by: Ming Ming at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (kiU8f)

186 then she got married and now her last name is Comes in the Night. His boss was all, "how am I supposed to introduce her to people with that name?! I can't!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

At least it's not Comes in the Daytime.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (NOD5C)

187 The Flash could butt rape you and you wouldn't even know it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (Y5qcH)

188 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’


And Chris Christie is Big Game

Posted by: Alan Quatermain at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (FJYfm)

189 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’

The fat man speaks.

-
Go hug an Obama!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (FVME7)

190 You know what else is fair game? Anything on your plate.

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (aWgmB)

191 Cats are safe.

Tita and her crew go after oceanic creatures to sell on the galactic pet market. The economics of this was never explained in the anime but on the ADV DVD release you got a jiggle counter whenever Tita, Elise, or Mei bounced.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (q7Stn)

192 Nikolai Ceausescu and his wife Elena got lined up by the good citizens of Romania and given the AK-47 treatment for curing dictators.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:30 PM (q7Stn)

That's a terrible thing to do.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (NOD5C)

193 Wild turkeys can fly pretty well. Those big butterball turkeys in farms grown only to have a gigantic breast, don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (Ivdso)

194 I wonder how Chris Christie pays those massive grocery bills these days, now that he is unemployable and everyone hates him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (lFE5c)

195
"Florida man killed while recording the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean when a sand dune collapsed on him."
Posted by: andycanuck

His Indian name is Pounds Sand
Posted by: clutch cargo


Forty thousand pounds of sand.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (63Dwl)

196 On which week will Trump be arrested and charged?
October 2-8, 9-15, 16-22, 23-29, or Oct 30-Nov 5

How many Republican congressmen or senators that have any association with Trump will have their premises raided by the FBI between now and the November election?
0, 1-5, 6-10, 11-15, 16+

Gotta love the Democrats campaign strategy for 2022...& 2024, 2026, 2028,..."To Infinity and Beyond!"

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (MFZ8i)

197 Chris Christie is the very definition of a broadside of a barn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (q7Stn)

198 Nikolai Ceausescu and his wife Elena got lined up by the good citizens of Romania and given the AK-47 treatment for curing dictators.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, yeah. Right. I know that part of the story, if this was directed to me.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (tQL7r)

199 I'm drinking a maple beer. Meh. It would be better on French toast.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (QDJ/1)

200 on the ADV DVD release you got a jiggle counter whenever Tita, Elise, or Mei bounced.

Japanese animators are extremely unfamiliar with actual female anatomy but their attempts to simulated it are hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (Ivdso)

201
Go hug an Obama!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n


I have and he smells like Astroglide.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (m7R0k)

202 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’
==
Part of the op. Expect more "GOPe" types approving of same, and pouring out buckets of concern about Twump possible breaches of the law.

You'll get days of this cwap.

Posted by: Ming Ming at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (L3V7E)

203 Is Miller one of those humorless comedians?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (QDJ/1)
---
No, he's just funny.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (krQz2)

204 Although honestly I'd have trouble introducing Rides Against the Door, too.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (NOD5C)

205 In science news, more beavers are needed in Western states...

https://is.gd/RHnF4x

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

206 I'm drinking a maple beer. Meh. It would be better on French toast.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (QDJ/1)


Did you run out of the coffee stout?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (DRSnL)

207 I find wild turkeys interesting. Reluctant to fly, but when they decide to fly it's like a damn C-130 taking off, and they , in fact, fly damn good.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (QSjkU)


They sleep in my trees.
Not very good at the dismount though. Starts raining turkeys when the sun comes up.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (j40lz)

208 Nickelodeon former child star Jennette McCurdy reveals a $300,000 hush money offer to cover excessive massage requests and alcohol provided to her.

So when she was on Sam and Cat it looks like she was an adult, so presumably it was before that when she was on iCarly.

If we had people that investigated crimes, call them, police, or something like that, I'm sure they could identify which producer or director she is accusing and investigate. But I'm guessing that won't happen.

Note McCurdy's career collapsed because presumably she said no. Be interesting to see what her still active in acting co-star Miranda Cosgrove has to say...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (ESjRY)

209 His Indian name is Pounds Sand
Posted by: clutch cargo

Forty thousand pounds of sand.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:35 PM (63Dwl)

Good thing its not 30 thousand pounds of bananas...

That is copyrighted.

Posted by: Harry Chapin at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (oHd/0)

210
Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’

And Chris Christie is Big Game
Posted by: Alan Quatermain


Thar he blows!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (63Dwl)

211 It's probably safe to say that all of us here are better than Ezra

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (/6GbT)

212 >>> 190 You know what else is fair game? Anything on your plate.
Posted by: Chris Christie at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (aWgmB)

Nope.

You look like you could use a few pounds, maybe you should try that WEF bug diet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (llON8)

213 Heading home, few chores to run then all eyes and ears

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (K2p6I)

214 I find wild turkeys interesting. Reluctant to fly, but when they decide to fly it's like a damn C-130 taking off, and they , in fact, fly damn good.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:28 PM (QSjkU)


For some reason, turkeys were attracted to the house I just moved out of. 2 stories, the gutters of the house were 20', I needed a mofo ladder to get up to clean them out. The turkeys loved to get on the roof at 5am and sun themselves, sounded like a bunch of day laborers walking around at 6am. They had absolutely zero problem flying up there. Kinda weird to see a 17+ lb. bird not even take a running start and just rocket up to the roof. Once warmed up, they'd glide down to the lawn and peruse it for grubs.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (zB/T/)

215 How fast do jive turkeys run?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (yBTz5)

216 My indian name is Red Bull. For the ladies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (WHt4f)

217 If I understand correctly, Disney persists in employing a mentally unstable, felonious, alcoholic, pedophile.

That's Disney's banner, what's the problem?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (WzJXd)

218 Tim Scott is, apparently, possibly mildy concerned now. On Buck and Clay rn.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (PTj9o)

219 Incredible attitude. Sounds like we lost a really good man.
Posted by: 496


Thank you, 496, for those kind words. That means a lot.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (tQL7r)

220 Watching MSNBC so you don't have too. Things are bit giddy over there. The latest push is Trump supporters are calling for outright civil war on "extremist" web sites and because of that, apparently, Trump is an existential threat to the "sacred democracy." Alright, we can work with this, I guess.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (FF+On)

221 Ezra Miller, who portrays Barry Allen, aka the Flash, as part of the DC Extended Universe, has been charged with felony burglary in Stamford, VT, according to a report from the Vermont State Police.
++++
But nothing about grooming adolescent girls? Hey, get him for what you can, but it seems like they might be being a tad selective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)

222 When i exited my time machine people started laughing at me.

Why do you laugh at me?

We laugh because you are from the 2020s and your history is special.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (bCGCB)

223 @174

>>The fat man speaks.

Remember, Christopher Wray was Chrisites personal lawyer during BridgeGate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (t9WRg)

224 And Cruz was at the ready to behold the phony narrative against his own potential supporters because that's what he is. A phony.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:27 PM (NOD5C)

Yep. That's what turned me against Cruz.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (U3uv2)

225 Did you run out of the coffee stout?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09,
No. They still have it and I like it a lot. But I try everything.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (QDJ/1)

226 I feel so bad for anyone who has children/grandchildren. This "culture" is so debased.
Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

Don't. Build parallel/replacement institutions. Home school. Divorce yourself from the state, while overloading the system, if possible. Resist, BAMN. Teach your children/grandchildren the values of individual liberty, history, and critical thought.
___

This^^^

My grandchildren are being homeschooled, and they have 16 acres to learn how to hunt, fish, cook, forage, etc.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (SF4EO)

227 Not sure what's going on with Nanzi Pelosi but she issued a statement today saying China is one of the freest nations on earth. Was this the price of her goofy visit to Taipei?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (lFE5c)

228 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’
---
Like that's just what the opposition will accept if Trump remembers this if he were to get back into office.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (krQz2)

229 Especially a day like today.
Posted by: Jordan61

Right??

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (tQL7r)

230 >>Modern dinosaurs.

>I have had them glide over me after flying off a bluff. It sounded the the Blue Angels flying over. 25 lb birds push a lot of air


You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (rDJo+)

231 Heh. My Uncle had a big domestic Tom turkey. He was fond of intimidation. UPS drivers wouldn't get out of the truck because "Clyde" was standing there giving the evil eye. Clyde tried that with me, and I grabbed him, gave him a big hug and rubbed his bald head. He ran off like I had attempted bird homicide.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (QSjkU)

232 205 In science news, more beavers are needed in Western states...

https://is.gd/RHnF4x
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

Well, Calif won't let us build dams anymore... damn greenies!

Posted by: Beavers Union at August 09, 2022 02:39 PM (oHd/0)

233 My husband works with someone who had the last name of Rides at the Door, then she got married and now her last name is Comes in the Night.

The Paolo, is, how you say, familiar with this coming in the night.

Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2022 02:39 PM (ZGrMX)

234 Coming soon from Disney: MARS NEEDS BEAVERS!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:39 PM (ESjRY)

235 Many Beavers Comes in the Night

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 02:39 PM (S+j2h)

236 You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you.
Posted by: garrett
___

I just got an image of you flailing about, trying to beat a golden eagle out of the sky with a Croc.

Now that's a doodle I would love to see.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (SF4EO)

237 Christie yet another disappointing tough talker. Great at pwning the libs. Really helped us out with his Bridge Bullshit.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (NOD5C)

238 There was an article a few days ago about a paranoid Ezra Miller driving around wearing a bullet-proof vest for months, IIRC. I never heard of him before Ace brought him up. Weird, disturbing guy.

Posted by: Baldy at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (ujuqV)

239 For Nurse Ratchet

Zombeavers Part II: This Time They Dam Well Mean It.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (q7Stn)

240 This bikini blonde in a car is really, *really* glad that she's never met Ezra Miller:
https://is.gd/tL4Wrd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (WWh8n)

241 You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you. [/]

I had a squadron of F-15 Strike Eagles on me at one point, does that count?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

242 You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (rDJo+)

That sounds fun, like the Hershey squirts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (S+j2h)

243 You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you.
Posted by: garrett

Must have thought your hair was a squirrel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (Y5qcH)

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

245 Remember Ben Nighthorse Campbell?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (yBTz5)

246 Daily Mail- Timeline
A padlocked basement full of documents in Mar-a-Lago, the DOJ's counterintelligence chief and boxes of classified files: How investigators 'met Trump lawyers in JUNE to ask about "missing" files in search that began last year'

https://tinyurl.com/563x826s

Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

247 236 You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you.
Posted by: garrett
___

I just got an image of you flailing about, trying to beat a golden eagle out of the sky with a Croc.

Now that's a doodle I would love to see.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (SF4EO)

If you're the size of Fauci, maybe it's trying to carry you off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

248 I share the deep concern of millions of Americans over the unprecedented search of the personal residence of President Trump. No former President of the United States has ever been subject to a raid of their personal residence in American history.
8:51 AM · Aug 9, 2022


Pence is, concerned.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (m7R0k)

249 Jive turkeys

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (hqgRM)

250 Many Beavers Comes in the Night
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 02:39 PM (S+j2h)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

251 I do appreciate this attitude.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

Easier said than done, I understand.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (U3uv2)

252 165 ..., you gotta see Iron Eagle I. Louis Gossett Jr, 80's optimism, and a good sound track. It's like a discount Top Gun without gay volleyball.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (G9cr4)

253 My first hunting kill was a wild turkey. I was 8 y.o. and plugged a big tom with a little Remington .222.

We had him for Christmas dinner. Delish. MUCH better than domestic.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)

254 "You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you."

A hummingbird tried to suck my ear. Didn't see him coming, but heard him when he got there.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (7WuAc)

255 Hey baby.

You must have a beaver in your shirt.

Because DAYYYUM!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (nctwB)

256 >>The fat man speaks.

Remember, Christopher Wray was Chrisites personal lawyer during BridgeGate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (t9WRg)
===============

Did not realize this, but it is indeed so. Wray was also a DOJ lawyer under GWB.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx9hkyf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (lFE5c)

257 "THEY"

How many Ezra's broke in stole wine anyway?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (P6qMv)

258 >>Louis Gossett Jr


His best role was Shaft.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (rDJo+)

259 off ladybug sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (m7R0k)

260 Build Back Better Beavers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (63Dwl)

261 Iron Eagle is an F-16 flight sim game where the cheat code for unlimited weapons is enabled.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (q7Stn)

262 Nickelodeon former child star Jennette McCurdy reveals a $300,000 hush money offer to cover excessive massage requests and alcohol provided to her.
If we had people that investigated crimes, call them, police, or something like that, I'm sure they could identify which producer or director she is accusing and investigate. But I'm guessing that won't happen.
Note McCurdy's career collapsed because presumably she said no. Be interesting to see what her still active in acting co-star Miranda Cosgrove has to say...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (ESjRY)

There have been stories for years about the pervy nature of Dan Schneider, who produced and directed a lot of shows for Nickelodeon. Apparently was a foot fetish guy, and it showed in some of the episodes he'd direct.
I'm guessing he's at the heart of a lot of this. But I think the press has tried to turn a fairly standard nondisclosure agreement into something more nefarious. She was being fired for fighting with her co-star, and I'm guessing their bigger concern was shutting her up about that.

Posted by: Wally at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

263 And Chris Christie is Big Game

Posted by: Alan Quatermain at August 09, 2022 02:34 PM (FJYfm)

I am guessing live boy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (U3uv2)

264 Trump shouldn't have kept that overdue book out from the Library of Congress!

No one is above Library rules!

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (krQz2)

265 Note McCurdy's career collapsed because presumably she said no. Be interesting to see what her still active in acting co-star Miranda Cosgrove has to say...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2022 02:36 PM (ESjRY)



Silence is paid for in royalties and 'continuing to get work' checks......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

266 As a practical matter, it might have been better to have given Madison Cornbread a job at Mar-a-Lago for a few months before sending her to Cheyene, WY on a special assignment until she just up and quit.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (FF+On)

267 "You haven't lived until you've had a Golden Eagle try to land on you."


Why do you say that squirrel hair ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (S+j2h)

268 Judge orders Rudy Giuliani to appear in person next week in Atlanta to testify on 2020 Georgia election investigation.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (yikp0)

269 >>A hummingbird tried to suck my ear. Didn't see him coming, but heard him when he got there.


That's awesome. Hummingbirds are cool as fuck. Have a ton of Jeweled ones that hangout behind the house.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:44 PM (rDJo+)

270 >>Louis Gossett Jr

His best role was Shaft.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:43 PM (rDJo+)
---
Shut yo mouth.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:44 PM (krQz2)

271 His Indian name is Pounds Sand
Posted by: clutch cargo

Goes by Barry.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:44 PM (U3uv2)

272 If I understand correctly, Disney persists in employing a mentally unstable, felonious, alcoholic, pedophile.

Flash is DC, that's Warner Brothers. They're kinda stuck because they've sunk so much money into the Flashpoint movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:44 PM (Ivdso)

273
I kind of read Christopher Wray as a career bureaucrat who sits at his desk surfing the web and eating Xanax tabs. Sort of a smirking grin, barely there, who gives a f*ck kind of guy. But he knows where his bureaucratic butt's bread is buttered. The 'D' realm.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 09, 2022 02:45 PM (P6qMv)

274 Yeah Flash is DC but Disney turned Obi-wan Kenobi bi-sexual.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2022 02:45 PM (q7Stn)

275 Heh. My Uncle had a big domestic Tom turkey. He was fond of intimidation. UPS drivers wouldn't get out of the truck because "Clyde" was standing there giving the evil eye. Clyde tried that with me, and I grabbed him, gave him a big hug and rubbed his bald head. He ran off like I had attempted bird homicide.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


My great grandmother had a white Foghorn Leghorn looking rooster that used to walk up and down the front sidewalk on patrol. Scary damn bird to a five yr old.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2022 02:45 PM (Am657)

276 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’


Fuck you fat bastard, don't you have a muslim kenyan knob to polish on some jersey beach somewhere?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (VwHCD)

277 Yeah Flash is DC but Disney turned Obi-wan Kenobi bi-sexual.

Why Anakin is that an erect light saber in your battle suit or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Be Obi-wan Kenobi at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

278 Daily Mail- Timeline
A padlocked basement full of documents in Mar-a-Lago, the DOJ's counterintelligence chief and boxes of classified files: How investigators 'met Trump lawyers in JUNE to ask about "missing" files in search that began last year'

https://tinyurl.com/563x826s
Posted by: redridinghood

Exactly. Trump, et al, were cooperating for what, a year and a half?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (tQL7r)

279 Breaking into a dwelling is a bad idea. Someone ought to remind this clown that he is not faster than a speeding bullet, else someone might give him a practical demonstration of that fact.

Posted by: PabloD at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (D/XVJ)

280 If I understand correctly, Disney persists in employing a mentally unstable, felonious, alcoholic, pedophile.


When did Disney hire Hunter?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (Am657)

281 Leftards always use the same plays, whether they're wrecking the US Constitution or the Anglican Church.

Anglican leaders try to pull a fast one on the Blacks and the Browns. African and Asian bishops are not down with the same sex marriage/women's ordination agenda. The White Colonialist Anglosphere threatens them with withholding humanitarian funds if they don't submit:

https://tinyurl.com/2p83w4cc

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)

282 269 >>A hummingbird tried to suck my ear. Didn't see him coming, but heard him when he got there.


That's awesome. Hummingbirds are cool as fuck. Have a ton of Jeweled ones that hangout behind the house.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:44 PM (rDJo+)

They eat spiders in the off-seasons. Use their webs for nesting material.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

283 My grandchildren are being homeschooled, and they have 16 acres to learn how to hunt, fish, cook, forage, etc.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 02:38 PM (SF4EO)

I wish we had more space like that. Perhaps, soon, with the impending unpleasantness.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (U3uv2)

284 Yeah Flash is DC but Disney turned Obi-wan Kenobi bi-sexual.

They turned Starlord bisexual too, because F him for being a Christian and not ashamed of it.

Starlord was the epitome of cool in the MCU until he was outspoken about his faith, then suddenly he was the butt of every joke and a miserable failure that ruins everything and now he has to kiss a dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (Ivdso)

285 >>Why do you say that squirrel hair ?


I fell asleep on top of a big bluff while antelope hunting.

Woke up to a Golden just about to land on my shoulders.
I could have grabbed its talons, which would have been a YUGE mistake.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (rDJo+)

286 Daily Mail- Timeline
A padlocked basement full of documents in Mar-a-Lago,


A basement in Southern Florida? Pull my other leg. It plays jingle bells.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (Am657)

287 Exactly. Trump, et al, were cooperating for what, a year and a half?
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (tQL7r)
++++
Not cooperative enough. He's still not in prison, is he?

That's the standard for "cooperation." "Cooperating" means "I admit I did everything you accused me of, I am bad, I am going to go to jail now and be quiet forever. Please, please, please, Mr. Agent, please take me to prison."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (WWh8n)

288 Fuck you fat bastard, don't you have a muslim kenyan knob to polish on some jersey beach somewhere?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (VwHCD)


please keep that shit north of Brigantine.

Please. I'm askin ya nice

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (dCxaZ)

289 "That's awesome. Hummingbirds are cool as fuck. Have a ton of Jeweled ones that hangout behind the house."

I visited Arizona and saw several species. AZ has more kinds of hummingbirds than any other, IIRC. The one that buzzed me was here in Illinois where I was sticking my nose into some wild plum flowers on a rail trail.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 82% at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (7WuAc)

290 Pence is, concerned.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 09, 2022 02:41 PM (m7R0k)

I know this stuff *shouldn't* matter but for fun - look for who sticks "former president" in their statement. So far Noem did. Pence (lol) did.

Marsha Blackburn referred to him twice as "President Trump", which is actually colloquially correct even without the obvious connotations. They still do it with Obama and a host of "former" governors.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (NOD5C)

291 285 >>Why do you say that squirrel hair ?


I fell asleep on top of a big bluff while antelope hunting.

Woke up to a Golden just about to land on my shoulders.
I could have grabbed its talons, which would have been a YUGE mistake.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (rDJo+)

Sure it wasn't a vulture?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

292 Remember back in 2015 when the press thought Chris Christie was 'the guy' that we wanted to prez and they kept doing hit pieces on him? I was like, OK, whatever, yeah, go get him.

Then in 2016 CNN thought they'd throw a spoiler into the race and get Trump elected because he COULD NOT POSSIBLY WIN against Helldawg Hillary. And CNN gave him all kind of exposure and air time, promoted him even.

Good times.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (P6qMv)

293 That's the standard for "cooperation."

"Plus, you put your hands behind your back as if you are handcuffed!"
--Occasional Cortex

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)

294 You can't hide
Your iron eyes.
And l'm groomin' you
For a big surprise.
I thought by now
You'd realize
There ain't no way to hide
Your brown iron eye.

Posted by: Ezra Miller at August 09, 2022 02:49 PM (LaNzR)

295 >>I visited Arizona and saw several species.


Sonoran Desert Museum in Tucson. Springtime the place is loaded with them.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:49 PM (rDJo+)

296 >>Sure it wasn't a vulture?


Yep. I have watched a pair of them hunt Antelope on the same ranch.

Things are gigantic.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:50 PM (rDJo+)

297 Hey look, if you've lost Andrew Cuomo you know you've stepped on your dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2022 02:50 PM (t9WRg)

298 Woke up to a Golden just about to land on my shoulders.
I could have grabbed its talons, which would have been a YUGE mistake.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (rDJo+)

Yeah, like grabbing a hand full of straight razors. Injury is certain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:50 PM (QSjkU)

299 A padlocked basement full of documents in Mar-a-Lago,
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Commenter in the other thread said the FIBs padlocked it themselves; and they lost the key so they had to break in.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:50 PM (yikp0)

300 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’
_____________________________________________

Hey, Tub of Lard. Why don't you wait until the warrant application is published? Weren't you a U.S. Attorney before you became a beach chair model

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (lf83v)

301 Whenever anyone mentions “Iron Eyes,” I think they are talking about Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (yBTz5)

302 Chris Christie always reminded me of Luca Brasi from Godfather.


Except Christie sleeps with the Fried Dough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (mZ3xv)

303 at this rate, the Chinks will invade the US

and will be greeted as liberators

Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (us2H3)

304 I refuse to watch the Amazon show that will have Tolkien turning in his grave.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (44ww/)

305 300 Chris Christie: FBI Raid of Trump’s Personal Safe at Mar-A-Lago ‘Fair Game’
_____________________________________________

Hey, Tub of Lard. Why don't you wait until the warrant application is published? Weren't you a U.S. Attorney before you became a beach chair model

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (lf83v)

I thought he was a beach BALL model...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

306 Andy McCarthy praises the raid in 5...4...3....

Oh wait! He just did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (lFE5c)

307 >>A padlocked basement full of documents in Mar-a-Lago,


Weird. I thought that type of stuff was supposed to be kept in a spare bathroom?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (rDJo+)

308 Anglican leaders try to pull a fast one on the Blacks and the Browns. African and Asian bishops are not down with the same sex marriage/women's ordination agenda. The White Colonialist Anglosphere threatens them with withholding humanitarian funds if they don't submit.


Yeah, same ol' gambit. Every freaking time.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (tQL7r)

309 Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2022 02:42 PM (G9cr4)

That's a thought. I'm not sure I ever saw that one for real.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (NOD5C)

310 Golden retrievers don't have talons!

Duh!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (yikp0)

311 307 >>A padlocked basement full of documents in Mar-a-Lago,


Weird. I thought that type of stuff was supposed to be kept in a spare bathroom?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (rDJo+)

Or in a warehouse

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

312 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

313 I hate reading English with they as a singular pronoun.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (x7iKl)

314 I have a few bee hummingbirds around my Rose of Sharon. Fun to watch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (W/9Bb)

315 312 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

I read that as POTAMUS

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

316 Chris Christie...I fucked him live on MNF!

Oh!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jerry Jones, NFL Owner And Sexual Pervert at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (2CExO)

317 Hey, Tub of Lard. Why don't you wait until the warrant application is published? Weren't you a U.S. Attorney before you became a beach chair

Tub O'Lard was the Irish Meatloaf.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (QDJ/1)

318 Yeah Flash is DC but Disney turned Obi-wan Kenobi bi-sexual.

Why Anakin is that an erect light saber in your battle suit or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Be Obi-wan Kenobi at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

Your father wanted me to give you this, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (U3uv2)

319 A basement in Southern Florida? Pull my other leg. It plays jingle bells.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM

Yea, I don't think they thought their big news flash through.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (532WG)

320 I thought he was a beach BALL model...
_______________________________________

Which raises the question: Can a man have a gunt?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (lf83v)

321 General Tso's chicken in every pot!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)

322 I wish we had more space like that. Perhaps, soon, with the impending unpleasantness.
Posted by: Comrade flounder,
___

We grandparents helped purchase the land in the Ozarks.

We grandparents are also currently helping out all our kids and grandkids via financial means.

Hub and I rent for just this reason.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (SF4EO)

323 312 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

Doubt he does much "running". More oozing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

324 >> Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024


He is fat and ugly. He has Zero chance.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (rDJo+)

325 303 at this rate, the Chinks will invade the US

and will be greeted as liberators

Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2022 02:51 PM (us2H3)


I just hope my Chinese neighbor doesn't convince them to appropriate my house for Number 1 Son.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (dCxaZ)

326 I thought I was reasonably well informed, but I have no idea who the fuck Ezra Miller is.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (/BlEx)

327 313 I hate reading English with they as a singular pronoun.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (x7iKl)

Using it is much more appropriate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

328 312 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

=========

I look forward to the one poll that puts him in double digits that the media will trumpet as proof that the GOP has moved beyond Trump.

Unsaid until the seventh paragraph will be that Trump is still beating him by 60 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

329 323 312 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

Doubt he does much "running". More oozing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

He has been known to go on a roll...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

330 not that my state of MA is any prize

the state of New Jersey produces some really fine governors

top men

Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (us2H3)

331 Not cooperative enough. He's still not in prison, is he?

That's the standard for "cooperation." "Cooperating" means "I admit I did everything you accused me of, I am bad, I am going to go to jail now and be quiet forever. Please, please, please, Mr. Agent, please take me to prison."
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Ah, I see. Thanks for 'splaining to me, low and slow.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (tQL7r)

332 Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

LOL

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (NOD5C)

333 thought I was reasonably well informed, but I have no idea who the fuck Ezra Miller is.


I've read the whole thread and I still don't know who he is m
Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (/BlEx

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (QDJ/1)

334 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM

Well how far could Christie really run? 3ft.?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (532WG)

335 334 Remember Chris Christie has already implied that he is running for POTUS in 2024 and he also recommended Wray to Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2022 02:52 PM

Well how far could Christie really run? 3ft.?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (532WG)

Techincally that's just him falling over...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

336 >>> 284
==
They turned Starlord bisexual too, because F him for being a Christian and not ashamed of it.

Starlord was the epitome of cool in the MCU until he was outspoken about his faith, then suddenly he was the butt of every joke and a miserable failure that ruins everything and now he has to kiss a dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:47 PM (Ivdso)

Aren't they doing some variation of this to all of the current heroes? But yeah, the dude-kissing is pure pouty spite.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)

337 Jonathan Chait says the first-time-ever raid on a President's house is not "unprecedented".

Uh, no, not at all, he says. What is unprecedented is Trump's "criminality". Non-sequiturs are the usual thing in these sorts of desperate situations.

What criminality, you ask? Chait doesn't mention any. The left is melting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:55 PM (lFE5c)

338 I've read the whole thread and I still don't know who he is m
Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (/BlEx
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (QDJ/1)

I think he played the weird cloud thing in Fantastic beasts and where to find them.. Some sort of killer wizard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:55 PM (bs+z0)

339 Things are gigantic.
Posted by: garrett


Have held a golden eagle and a bald eagle. Goldens are huge. I'm 6'. I had my arms extended and was holding her just above her talons and we were eyeball to eyeball. Took everything I had to hold her still until the vet was done with her annual check up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2022 02:55 PM (Am657)

340 Coming in at #2....? Ezra.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (NOD5C)

341 >> 13 Ezra Miller looks like a fag.

...and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (uWF4x)

342 He is fat and ugly. He has Zero chance.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:53 PM (rDJo+)

That applies to Republicans, he will probably switch parties. As a Democrat you can run as a drooling,senile, pants shitting old pedophile and get elected with the right field operators.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (QSjkU)

343 Fuck you fat bastard, don't you have a muslim kenyan knob to polish on some jersey beach somewhere?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2022 02:46 PM (VwHCD)

please keep that shit north of Brigantine.

Please. I'm askin ya nice

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 02:48 PM (dCxaZ)

I was thinking more like keansburg.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (VwHCD)

344 I figured Chris Christie would still be in mourning over the discontinuation of the Choco Taco.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (WHt4f)

345 I'm jealous of how svelte Jerry Nadler looks these days.

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (aWgmB)

346 The White Colonialist Anglosphere threatens them with withholding humanitarian funds if they don't submit.

That seems difficult to justify or excuse at any level; ethical, theological, or rational.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (Ivdso)

347 I fell asleep on top of a big bluff while antelope hunting.

Woke up to a Golden just about to land on my shoulders.
==
He wasn't landing. He was going to carry you off, to feed the chicks.

Sewiously.

Posted by: Ming Ming at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (Qs0+g)

348 Yeah. Goldens almost make mature baldies look like pigeons.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (rDJo+)

349 Well how far could Christie really run? 3ft.?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (532WG)
------------

Would you really want to be between Christie and a buffet? My point being, Christie is probably good for more distance than one would think, depending on what's waiting at the finish line.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (5pTK/)

350 They still do it with Obama and a host of "former" governors.
Posted by: ...

Oh, please no. One thousand times, no! Bad mental images. Phrasing, please??

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (tQL7r)

351 "No one is above the law" -- People who lied on a FISA warrant that was only possible by inverting a fact.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (krQz2)

352 News video report headline: "15 boxes of White House documents found at Mar A Lago in February"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (yikp0)

353 Raptors have nasty talons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (W/9Bb)

354 I've always liked Dylan, and I think "positively 4th street" perfectly describes my feelings about Congress. I'm pretty sure it would take all of those narcissistic idiots by surprise.

" I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, and just for that one moment I could be you.you'd know what a drag it is to see you"

Seriously, Nancy was just in and saying how legal and necessary the raid was. I swear, she looked like she had aged 40 years since her Taiwan junket.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (/AVlP)

355 He will get 10 hours community service. Maybe.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (W8LBk)

356 341 >> 13 Ezra Miller looks like a fag.

...and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (uWF4x)

Old joke: "That's because it's been all fucked up"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

357 352 News video report headline: "15 boxes of White House documents found at Mar A Lago in February"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (yikp0)

Found ? February ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:58 PM (bs+z0)

358 240 This bikini blonde in a car is really, *really* glad that she's never met Ezra Miller:
https://is.gd/tL4Wrd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 02:40 PM (WWh8n)

--------
Leaning into the car like that, I just can't tell if she's coming or going

Posted by: 496 at August 09, 2022 02:58 PM (VJsqe)

359 Jonathan Chait says the first-time-ever raid on a President's house is not "unprecedented".

Uh, no, not at all, he says. What is unprecedented is Trump's "criminality". Non-sequiturs are the usual thing in these sorts of desperate situations.

What criminality, you ask? Chait doesn't mention any. The left is melting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 02:55 PM (lFE5c)
++++
1. Trump is bad.
2. The law exists to stop and punish bad people
3. People who break laws are criminals

Trump is bad, bad people are criminals and therefore Trump is a criminal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

360 Chris Christie would make ¡Jeb! look energetic.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 02:58 PM (krQz2)

361 >>Leaning into the car like that, I just can't tell if she's coming or going


My dog used to hold his head like that when he had an inner ear infection.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM (rDJo+)

362 So.. When do the leaks start ? Will the Russians be involved ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM (bs+z0)

363 353 Raptors have nasty talons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2022 02:57 PM (W/9Bb)

And they're smart, and run damn fast!

Posted by: Visitor to Jurassic Park at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

364 2024 is my big comeback! This time I'll earn TEN delegates!

Posted by: Jeb! at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM (aWgmB)

365 And they're smart, and run damn fast!
Posted by: Visitor to Jurassic Park at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM

Clever.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2022 03:00 PM (PJ3De)

366 I was thinking more like keansburg.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2022 02:56 PM (VwHCD)


Oh yeah, that's fine. I just hope they sell enough cannoli there to keep that halfbreed whale afloat.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2022 03:00 PM (dCxaZ)

367 I've decided that no matter what I may read or hear about this raid and unannounced war declaration from the left, if it's from the media it's a lie, gaslighting or approved state propaganda.

Possibly (likely) all three.

The spin will be insane.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 09, 2022 03:00 PM (BFigT)

368 362 So.. When do the leaks start ? Will the Russians be involved ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM (bs+z0)

Not another Russian Pee-pee tape!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:00 PM (ynpvh)

369 Found ? February ?
---------------------------------
Yeah. I assume when the National Archives shipped them to him!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 09, 2022 03:00 PM (yikp0)

370 Trump is bad, bad people are criminals and therefore Trump is a criminal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)
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They wouldn't have raided his home unless he were criminal.

So they could practically cite that they were raiding his home on the warrant.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

371 2024 is my big comeback! This time I'll earn TEN delegates!
Posted by: Jeb! at August 09, 2022 02:59 PM (aWgmB)
++++
Y'know, this could also apply to Michael Bloomberg...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (WWh8n)

372 Not sure there are Golden Eagles east of the Mississippi. Seen them in zoos. I've seen Bald Eagle nesting along the Potomac, and they are huge. Lots of hawks about too. Years ago, in W.PA, while driving at dusk, I was shocked by a huge owl flying right in front of me. It caught whatever it was hunting but it was huge. It was like a flying garbage can with wings flew in front of me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (sAmhv)

373 I says to Biden, I says, "Please crap." And damn me if he didn't, right then and there.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (aWgmB)

374 Had a friend who worked a salmon boat in Alaska. They found a big half-dead owl one day and put it in the captain's quarters to try to nurse it back to health.

The following night the captain woke up to sharp stabbing pain in his chest. The owl had found a new perch.

Posted by: 496 at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (VJsqe)

375 >> 306 Andy McCarthy praises the raid in 5...4...3....
>> Oh wait! He just did.

"Regardless of whether the DOJ actually intends to prosecute a classified-information offense, mishandling classified information is still a federal crime."

...unless your last name is Clinton in which case it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (uWF4x)

376 Christie was Trumps pick to lead the transition. Man how can one guy be so bad at hiring people?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (W8LBk)

377 "Regardless of whether the DOJ actually intends to prosecute a classified-information offense, mishandling classified information is still a federal crime."

...unless your last name is Clinton in which case it doesn't matter in the slightest.
Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (uWF4x)



Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

378 I caught a sick fully grown red tailed hawk once. Kept him for a few days and fed him until he recovered. When a big raptor looks you in the eye, your brain whispers danger.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (QSjkU)

379 Great Horned Owls are pretty damned big. Lot of it is plumage, but they are more than twice the size of most owls.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (rDJo+)

380 when left ran an op on George Jr

cons came to his defense

Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (us2H3)

381 >>> 375 >> 306 Andy McCarthy praises the raid in 5...4...3....
>> Oh wait! He just did.

"Regardless of whether the DOJ actually intends to prosecute a classified-information offense, mishandling classified information is still a federal crime."

...unless your last name is Clinton in which case it doesn't matter in the slightest.
Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at August 09, 2022 03:01 PM (uWF4x)

Repeating myself - I love how these dipshits have gone from INSURRECTION REEE! to MISHANDLING PAPERS REE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 03:03 PM (llON8)

382 I've always liked Dylan, and I think "positively 4th street" perfectly describes my feelings about Congress. I'm pretty sure it would take all of those narcissistic idiots by surprise.

To paint the brush broadly, back in Dylan's age, they brought up a ton of good points about abuse of power and such. The bureaucracy grinding up the little man. On and on. A legit unfairness of it all.

Then they got in charge. And Leftist Boomers decided "Fuck it, do as I say, not as I said before. Fuck you, pay me."

Partly "our" fault. Because "we" wouldn't listen.

Posted by: Whitesnake at August 09, 2022 03:03 PM (/cCOr)

383 380 when left ran an op on George Jr

cons came to his defense
Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (us2H3)

Let's face it.. They want rid of Trump.. And Us

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)

384 Did you hear the earth is spinning faster?

If Chris Christie ran three feet in the direction opposite of the spin, the earth would slow back to normal..


Crisis averted.

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2022 03:03 PM (gmo/4)

385 Ezra's brother was always better

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2022 03:03 PM (k8B25)

386 Welllll, wellll...HufPo came to the undeniable conclusion that no amount of efff bee eye raiding and foolhardy committee churning can prevent Trump from running and becoming POTUS. Sad.

Posted by: runner at August 09, 2022 03:04 PM (AVI/t)

387 RE: the sidebar post about the ProgressivePundit links

Thanks, I'm sure I lost some brain cells from reading that

Posted by: PMRich at August 09, 2022 03:04 PM (nsLiT)

388 >>"Regardless of whether the DOJ actually intends to prosecute a classified-information offense, mishandling classified information is still a federal crime."


These papers are riddled with Dog Ears!

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:04 PM (rDJo+)

389 You know what makes Trump’s paper stealing crime even worse? He CROSSED STATE LINES with the papers.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 09, 2022 03:04 PM (W8LBk)

390 It's awful that the threatening of a woman, strangling of a woman, and pedophilia is not enough to make a protected class of people a felon, but burglary is.

Ah well, Al Capone his butt to prison. And may the Flash movie tank.

Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2022 03:04 PM (+mkOR)

391 (cough) Sandy Berger (cough)

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (gmo/4)

392 If you want to read a whacky carnivorous bird story, look up the Lawndale Incident.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (yBTz5)

393 You know, my name used to carry some gravitas. Now this jackass has to run around with it.

Posted by: Ezra Cornell, founder at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (WWh8n)

394 >>> 389 You know what makes Trump’s paper stealing crime even worse? He CROSSED STATE LINES with the papers.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 09, 2022 03:04 PM (W8LBk)

Always a classic.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (llON8)

395 the state of New Jersey produces some really fine governors

top men
Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2022 02:54 PM (us2H3)
================
I live not far from the governors mansion, where previous governor Jim McGreevey threw gay orgies, though sometimes his wife also attended, and lived with his homsexual lover, an Israeli spy who McGreevey appointed "Homeland Security Director".

After Jim resigned to collect his three state pensions, came the brief reign of Dick Codey to finish out the McGreevey term and then Jon Corzine (our first Goldman partner governor) got elected. All through his term he lived in an apartment in NYC and commuted by helicopter to the Capital. He was famous for buying his ex-girlfriend a house, a woman who just happened to be head of the largest state employees union, and for trying to hand over ownership of the NJ Turnpike to the state employee pension funds. He failed. After leaving office he was best known for stealing over a billion dollars from farmers in his job at MF Global.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (lFE5c)

396 Owls make virtually no sound when they fly. Most of their prey has very good hearing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (UuD2k)

397 379 Great Horned Owls are pretty damned big. Lot of it is plumage, but they are more than twice the size of most owls.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (rDJo+)

Sparrow hawk fell out of a tree. My dad raised it to the point where it was big enough to fly. And fly it did. Came back once, then that was it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

398 >>You know what makes Trump’s paper stealing crime even worse? He CROSSED STATE LINES with the papers.


The FBI also seized a cache of #3 Pencils!

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (rDJo+)

399 We have hawks, not sure if they're Cooper's or another species but they're very common. Twice there was a Bald Eagle here too. Once it was feasting on someone's backyard chicken. Feathers were everywhere.

Got photos both times.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (BFigT)

400 Regardless of whether the DOJ actually intends to prosecute a classified-information offense, mishandling classified information is still a federal crime."
==
My understanding is that they only prosecute such crimes when they want to eliminate a potential presidential candidate.

Posted by: David Petraeus at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (+y+/L)

401 After Corzine came Christie, who narrowly avoided prison because he made a single mother aide of his take the fall for him. Nice guy, most famous for trying to get physic

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 03:06 PM (lFE5c)

402 346 The White Colonialist Anglosphere threatens them with withholding humanitarian funds if they don't submit.

That seems difficult to justify or excuse at any level; ethical, theological, or rational.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


So you noticed that part, too, did ya? Idk that they even try to justify it.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 09, 2022 03:06 PM (tQL7r)

403 Owls make virtually no sound when they fly. Most of their prey has very good hearing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (UuD2k)

Their feathers are very soft on the edges mitigating the noise

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2022 03:07 PM (S+j2h)

404 >>We have hawks, not sure if they're Cooper's or another species but they're very common.


Each spring the Cooper and Goshawks come through. It is always the week of the year the squirrel kits are out eating the buds off of the Hawthorn Trees.

If you are patient enough, you can watch the hawks nab just about 8/10 of them before they move north to their nesting grounds.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:07 PM (rDJo+)

405 Don't mishandle your papers! Use a bong instead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:07 PM (mZ3xv)

406 398 >>You know what makes Trump’s paper stealing crime even worse? He CROSSED STATE LINES with the papers.

The FBI also seized a cache of #3 Pencils!
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (rDJo+)

That's because the FIB was using the #2's in their asses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

407 >> 187 The Flash could butt rape you and you wouldn't even know it.

I know many of you complain that you wake up with a sore anus and no idea how it happened. However, we may have uncovered the culprit.

Posted by: Alex Jones at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (uWF4x)

408 Cool your jets.

I'm sure the GOPe will be firing off a strongly worded letter and demanding an investigation


OH

And hearing! We must empower a panel told hold hearings and study what happened and why.


Plus send money rubes!

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (gmo/4)

409 Owls vomit up the bones of their pray after dissolving then in their stomach acid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (mZ3xv)

410 You know, my name used to carry some gravitas. Now this jackass has to run around with it.
Posted by: Ezra Cornell, founder at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (WWh8n)

You just pipe down over there and keep cutting those checks...

Posted by: Andrew Dickson White at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (nctwB)

411 Our woods years ago used to echo with many, many screech owls at night. But not any more, Now we hear the lovely hooting of the barred owl. And they are loud as hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (QSjkU)

412 >>Owls vomit up the bones of their pray after dissolving then in their stomach acid.


There is a switchback on one of my regular mountain bike rides that always has fresh owl pellets on it.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2022 03:09 PM (rDJo+)

413 After Corzine came Christie, who narrowly avoided prison because he made a single mother aide of his take the fall for him. Nice guy, most famous for trying to get physic.

At some point, you have to look at the areas who consistently support who they support.

Nobody chooses to live in Southern Illinois. So I give a pass to those folks caught in geography. But folks that live in Chicago ? Man, you told me all you need to tell me just by staying there.

Same for New Jersey. It's not that big a state. Easy to leave.

Posted by: Whitesnake at August 09, 2022 03:09 PM (/cCOr)

414 Don't mishandle your papers! Use a bong instead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:07 PM (mZ3xv)

Blunt and to the point.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2022 03:09 PM (W/9Bb)

415 409 Owls vomit up the bones of their pray after dissolving then in their stomach acid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (mZ3xv)

And their prey, too. We used to have owls; always saw bones and other assorted parts in what appeared to be stools around the trees they nested in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

416 409 Owls vomit up the bones of their pray after dissolving then in their stomach acid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (mZ3xv)

There's a place that collects them and sells them. You can give them as gifts to children. They can pick them apart and figure out what the owl ate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (UuD2k)

417 Mostly bald eagles here along the Mississippi.

Seen a golden eagle when I drove a rig up in Wyoming.

They truly do make bald eagles look like pigeons.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (SF4EO)

418 thought I was reasonably well informed, but I have no idea who the fuck Ezra Miller is.

I didn't either until Ace posted a while back about this freak. Sounds like he should be in jail. Somewhat related. I love that Chris Pratt is trolling the kancel kids kulture over Terminal List. I will be watching it soon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (532WG)

419 414 Don't mishandle your papers! Use a bong instead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:07 PM (mZ3xv)

Blunt and to the point.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2022 03:09 PM (W/9Bb)

Now that's going green.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

420 Owls vomit up the bones of their pray after dissolving then in their stomach acid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:08 PM (mZ3xv)
++++
Some chick I saw on a Norm MacDonald segment on Conan's show made art (or maybe "art") out of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (WWh8n)

421 There is a switchback on one of my regular mountain bike rides that always has fresh owl pellets on it.
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There is a switchback by one of my regular roosts that always has fresh garret pellets on it.

Posted by: The Owl at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (gHh7v)

422 There's a place that collects them and sells them. You can give them as gifts to children. They can pick them apart and figure out what the owl ate.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

My granddaughters would love that.

Name of the place?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (SF4EO)

423 Nood Ahoy! Nood Ahoy!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

424 There's a place that collects them and sells them. You can give them as gifts to children. They can pick them apart and figure out what the owl ate.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (UuD2k)

People will really buy anything.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (mZ3xv)

425 My favorite owl is the various barn owls. They always look like they are dressed for a formal evening.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (QSjkU)

426 And their prey, too. We used to have owls; always saw bones and other assorted parts in what appeared to be stools around the trees they nested in.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 09, 2022 03:09 PM

There's been a hoot owl poopin outside my window now, for six nights in a row..

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (532WG)

427 New thread -- more on the judge who 'authorized' the Mar A Lago raid. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (mucm9)

428 I've been a fan of The Flash since his premiere in Showcase (wasn't it?) comics. I saw an ad for Flash comics and somehow persuaded Mom to subscribe for me. Loved the kookie villains, Giordano's room-to-run cityscapes, and blond, crew-cut, straight-arrow Barry Allen.

The earlier Flash TV series was not too bad an adaptation, but they were less kookie villains and more Dark-Knight gritty noir. Flash was meant to run in the sun. The long-running current series has had its moments, good and bad. Took a while to warm up to Grant Gustin in the role.

But I hate every second of the new film Flash, the costume, the character, everything. The only good thing with the Ezra Miller Flash was his brief cameo in the CW-DC "Crisis" crossover, where Miller and Gustin briefly meet and are queerly admiring each other's costumes.

Won't miss Miller Flash at all. The Fantastic Beasts franchise will have to replace him, too.

Posted by: mindful webworker's secret identity at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (gPw3F)

429 I live not far from the governors mansion, where previous governor Jim McGreevey threw gay orgies, though sometimes his wife also attended, and lived with his homsexual lover, an Israeli spy who McGreevey appointed "Homeland Security Director".


Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 03:05 PM (lFE5c)

I don't think I'm that far from there either actually. I had the double misery of having that shit stain as a mayor where I grew up, then after I got out he becomes governor and fucks up the whole state.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (VwHCD)

430 There is a switchback on one of my regular mountain bike rides that always has fresh owl pellets on it.
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There is a switchback by one of my regular roosts that always has fresh garret pellets on it.
Posted by: The Owl at August 09, 2022 03:10 PM (gHh7v)


I don't know what you call it, but there's a jaunty lad on a Vespa, with matching Crocs and a Messenger Bag, that I could just watch for days and days - before I eat him.

Posted by: The Alpha Predator at August 09, 2022 03:12 PM (/cCOr)

431 Had to turn the tv off, a little too much of this "no one is above the law" crap is running.
That has to be the cruelest falsehood ever.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, with capers at August 09, 2022 03:12 PM (jTmQV)

432 Name of the place?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 09, 2022 03:11 PM (SF4EO)

Idk. My brother got them for our nieces once. But I see a few websites that sell them. pellet.com is one.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2022 03:13 PM (Y5qcH)

433 Great Horned Owls are pretty damned big. Lot of it is plumage

yeah there's little more pathetic looking than a drenched owl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

434 >> 397 379 Great Horned Owls are pretty damned big.

There are a few around Southern California. Great Horned Owls are the only natural predator of crows, so crows go berserk when they find one sleeping in a tree.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 09, 2022 03:13 PM (uWF4x)

435 One night I was driving through a rural mountain town and an owl landed on the hood of my car when I stopped at a stop light, scared the hell out of me. Then, as I headed about a mile down the highway there was a naked man running on the side of the road in the freezing sleet. That was a weird night.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 09, 2022 03:13 PM (oy4r9)

436 I caught a sick fully grown red tailed hawk once. Kept him for a few days and fed him until he recovered. When a big raptor looks you in the eye, your brain whispers danger.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2022 03:02 PM (QSjkU)


the major predators for monkeys are snakes, raptors and cats. Our back brains remember

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2022 03:14 PM (xhaym)

437 One night I was driving through a rural mountain town and an owl landed on the hood of my car when I stopped at a stop light, scared the hell out of me. Then, as I headed about a mile down the highway there was a naked man running on the side of the road in the freezing sleet. That was a weird night.

Did that man wear Crocs ?

Posted by: The Alpha Predator at August 09, 2022 03:14 PM (/cCOr)

438 One night I was driving through a rural mountain town and an owl landed on the hood of my car when I stopped at a stop light, scared the hell out of me. Then, as I headed about a mile down the highway there was a naked man running on the side of the road in the freezing sleet. That was a weird night.
Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 09, 2022 03:13 PM (oy4r9)

Saturday night in Twin Peaks?

Posted by: the losers at Cheers, even Glenn Beck at August 09, 2022 03:14 PM (xPJvm)

439 I swear that owl I saw was tailing me. It saw what it was hunting and just swooped down over the front of my car, tilted a bit right, and grabbed something. Probably a rabbit. I just wasn't expected a garbage can sized bird to fly in front of me. I had slammed the breaks. Brain took a bit to process that it was a BIG owl. It was in no danger from me. Probably easily navigate me and the car.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2022 03:14 PM (sAmhv)

440 I will be watching it soon.
==
its good. first two or three episodes I was worried it was going to turn in a bad direction (lefty propaganda) but the direction you think it might be going isn't where it is going.

Pratt is real good in it. Definitely re watchable. Although the first time will be the best. Can be fairly criticized for being somewhat of a male fantasy - genre type - it is what it is and does it well.

Posted by: terminal list at August 09, 2022 03:14 PM (RxKS+)

441 One night I was driving through a rural mountain town and an owl landed on the hood of my car when I stopped at a stop light, scared the hell out of me. Then, as I headed about a mile down the highway there was a naked man running on the side of the road in the freezing sleet. That was a weird night.
Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 09, 2022 03:13 PM (oy4r9)

Saturday night in Twin Peaks?

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Hunter Biden

Posted by: terminal list at August 09, 2022 03:16 PM (RxKS+)

442 no one is above the law
==
Hillary
Prince Andrew
OJ

Posted by: add to the list at August 09, 2022 03:18 PM (foClJ)

443 no one is above the law
==
Hillary
Prince Andrew
OJ

Hunter Biden
Joe Biden
Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2022 03:26 PM (Ivdso)

444 @169 Nikolai Ceausescu and his wife Elena got lined up by the good citizens of Romania and given the AK-47 treatment for curing dictators.

----

On Christmas Day, no less.

One of the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS EVAR!!!

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2022 03:27 PM (AYXbU)

445 the major predators for monkeys are snakes, raptors and cats. Our back brains remember
Posted by: Kindltot
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A LOT of genetic memory at work, I think. My old cat (and long-term companion) Belmont The Cat (RIP) once wandered into the den, where the vacuum cleaner hose was lying loose and sort of coiled on the floor. As he rounded the door, and spied it, he leapt into the air and backward, hissing.

Now Belmont was an indoor cat, he'd certainly never encountered a snake, but everything in his being screamed 'Danger!' I never saw him react that way to anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 03:28 PM (edjZf)

446 no one is above the law
==
Hillary
Prince Andrew
OJ

Hunter Biden
Joe Biden
Alec Baldwin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Paul Pelosi

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2022 03:29 PM (edjZf)

447 Mike Hammer - be honest, did you occasionally move the vacuum cleaner hose around the house, just to scare the crap out of the cat?
I admit I would've...

Posted by: PabloD at August 09, 2022 03:32 PM (D/XVJ)

448 Ace, don't miss Andy McCarthy's latest assist to the DOJ.

"Grasping At Straws" describes both the raid itself and McCarthy's attempt to justify it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 03:40 PM (lFE5c)

449 I heard there were naked photos of Olivia Nuzzi in Trump's safe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2022 03:42 PM (lFE5c)

450 When will they throw those Rioters, Looters and Arsonists in Prison and throw away they key?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 09, 2022 06:47 PM (wGqjj)

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