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Wedding Crasher: Stray Dog Walks Into Marriage Ceremony Like He's an Invited Guest, Makes Himself Part of the Wedding Party

This little stray dog saw a new family being made, and decided he wanted in.

When beaming bride Muzini arrived to the church in Brazil where her wedding was to take place, she spotted a stray dog mingling among the assembled guests. The pup's appearance there was random -- but to her, he was an ideal wedding crasher.

"I was surprised. I thought, 'Look, there's a dog inside the church,'" Muzini told The Dodo. "My heart melted."

dogweddingcrasher.jpg
He was attentive and excited until
someone had to read 1 Corinthians 13.
Real original, guys.

Everyone called the wedding crasher "Caramelo" so he pretty much walked in the door with a name, too.


...

When the ceremony came to a close, the couple now officially wed, the sweet stray dog became excited. As Muzini and her husband went to exit the church, the pup was there to greet them.

Video at the link, or here at Instagram.

Or below:


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The newlyweds were touched. But, mixed along with what felt like well wishes from the random dog, was another message from the heart.

"When he greeted us at the end so, he asked: 'Take me home. Take me,'" Muzini said.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to adopt the dog on the spot.

So they did.


The dog had been abused, or maybe just poorly treated as a street dog:

[C]aramelo had his paw x-rayed and the vet discovered it was broken and put it in a cast. The vet also noticed a big scar on his belly is probably a mark of something his former owners used to tie him up with. He had a bruise on his muzzle too, maybe from being kicked.

But now he's got a home and loving masters.

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Caramelo knew what he was doing that day.

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Chuck C at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (xttsV)

2 And that dog is a metaphor for Hunter Biden's crack pipe and the wedding is Hunter Biden's anal cavity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

3 Lol. A lifelong conservative, no doubt.

@ChristinaPushaw
It has come to my attention that some liberal media activists are mad because they aren't allowed into #SunshineSummit this weekend. My message to them is to try crying about it. Then go to kickboxing and have a margarita. And write the same hit piece you were gonna write anyway

Aaron Furman
@aaron_j_furman
Replying to
@ChristinaPushaw
I’m a PROUD #GOP member, 4th generation member actually, and comments like this scare me. The very foundation of our country is our press, it’s what separates us from…well, I digress. IF YOU CANT DEBATE WITH THE #LIBERALMEDIA THEN MAYBE YOURE THE WRONG CANDIDATE. Are we scared?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (R8uWY)

4 Awwww!!! A church wedding PLUS two obviously very good people getting married.

Posted by: LASue at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

5 First!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 08, 2022 04:43 PM (R8u//)

6 Caramelo knew what he was doing that day.

Teaching them what it's like to be good parents and spouses? Put the other one first, and be prepared for your plans to go awry. Good for all of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2022 04:43 PM (/NCI4)

7 >>>"I was surprised. I thought, 'Look, there's a dog inside the church,'" Muzini told The Dodo. "My heart melted."

What? They don't have dogs in Brazil?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 04:43 PM (U3uv2)

8 Oh look, there's a dog.

...anyway...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (Ivdso)

9 Doggo!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (XvPQV)

10 3 Aaron Furman
@aaron_j_furman
Replying to
@ChristinaPushaw
I’m a PROUD #GOP member, 4th generation member actually, and comments like this scare me. The very foundation of our country is our press, it’s what separates us from…well, I digress. IF YOU CANT DEBATE WITH THE #LIBERALMEDIA THEN MAYBE YOURE THE WRONG CANDIDATE. Are we scared?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (R8uWY)

========

Lifelong Republican that hasn't voted Republican since Bob Dole in 1996 because of W's theocratic tendencies, John McCain's obvious anger issues, Mitt Romney's meanness to his dogs, and Donald Trump's general unpresidentialness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

11 Nice Story!

Glad the dog has found a new home.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (2CExO)

12 Ace - here's the LA Times admitting to making false news stories to gaslight readers into hating Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/49hpts8k

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (mZ3xv)

13 Cool story. Awesome dog.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (R8u//)

14 Heartwarming. And what a nice wedding gift for the couple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

15 Awwwwwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (dNqv+)

16 This story is making me hungry.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (ESjRY)

17 Homeless dogs turning churches into flophouses. Churches!

Thanks, Obama Joe!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (aXxgO)

18 The dog was abused prior? Someone give Bluebell the prior owner's address. And a sharpened tire iron.

Let the shiving begin!

Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (tgIla)

19 14 Heartwarming. And what a nice wedding gift for the couple.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

So..... do I still need to get you something?
-Hopeful wedding guest

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (dNqv+)

20 Good stuff Ace, charming story

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (S+j2h)

21 Dog balls in that 1st pic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (Y5qcH)

22
Is any of this "story" real?

Sounds like a typical fake Facebook "story" that makes everyone's local fake news broadcast.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (TldeD)

23 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)


Did you miss the part where he said, completely believable, he’s a FOURTH generation Republican voter?!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (R8u//)

24 No, you stupid twatwaffle, the Constitution is the foundation of our country.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (llON8)

25 IF YOU CANT DEBATE WITH THE #LIBERALMEDIA THEN MAYBE YOURE THE WRONG CANDIDATE.

I also don't want our candidates to spend their time "debating" with Ebola. What's the point?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2022 04:46 PM (/NCI4)

26 It takes balls to just walk in uninvited. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 08, 2022 04:46 PM (5s/s5)

27 Dogs are awesome.
I miss my Logan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

28 Looks tasty!

Posted by: TFG at August 08, 2022 04:46 PM (WmGrA)

29 Nice. It's good to see things work out for everyone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2022 04:46 PM (ppBhU)

30 18 The dog was abused prior? Someone give Bluebell the prior owner's address. And a sharpened tire iron.

Let the shiving begin!
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (tgIla)

-------------------------------

I'm pretty sure she has her own sharpened tire iron...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 08, 2022 04:47 PM (RFKzk)

31 23 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)


Did you miss the part where he said, completely believable, he’s a FOURTH generation Republican voter?!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (R8u//)

=========

His daddy, granddaddy, and great-granddaddy were all leaders of the Republican Party in the middle of blue shitholes that never had a chance of winning, so they took moral victories where they could get them, which were rare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

32 The dog is smarter, and cuter, than most commies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (llON8)

33 "The very foundation of our country is our press,"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (R8uWY)

Um, no, one of the foundations of our country is free expression, as explained by the First Amendment. The MFM is not the final and ultimate and not-to-be-questioned-ever form of "the press", and this "4th generation (GOP) member" should understand that.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

34 How debate with the FNM works:

FNM: Here is a fake story we just made up showing conservatives should be thrown in prison. Do you agree or are you a NAZI?

GOPer: Uh...um...like...um I'm not a NAZI?

FNM: There you have it everyone that disagrees with us is a NAZI, even the GOP agrees!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (ESjRY)

35 Dude...this is the DOG thread

Fucking politics ruins everything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

36 We have a dog at work who wandered in to the manufacturing shop. Skinny, covered in fleas, very scared,
She is still here a year later, went to the vet to get fixed and a checkup yesterday. The shop foreman takes care of her and checks on her on the weekends, looks like the dog in the story but smaller. We named her Goldie. She is all adjusted now to shop life.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (S+j2h)

37 >>>IF YOU CANT DEBATE WITH THE #LIBERALMEDIA THEN MAYBE YOURE THE WRONG CANDIDATE.


OK, groomer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 04:48 PM (U3uv2)

38 "Why do you want to outlaw contraception, Governor Romney?"

"I don't want to do that."

"Why are you refusing to answer our questions? Please explain why you want to outlaw contraception."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

39 I will send a picture to the pet thread some time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (S+j2h)

40 What a neat story, needed something cheering

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (k8B25)

41 My dog is lying next to me in exactly that position at the moment.

And that bride's a hotty.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (906pl)

42 When is the left expected to play by our rules?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (R8uWY)

43 As a long time Republican who left the party in uh, 2004 over its racist warmongering, I believe that we need to listen to Dick Cheney and bomb Mara Lago.

Posted by: Some Fake Republican at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

44 When I went to watch my future DIL select her wedding dress, there was a section of the store that sells pet attire for weddings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

45 He should have read two Corinthians!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (63Dwl)

46 That's nice news. Caramelo is a good boi ( or however you say it in Portuguese. )

Posted by: Flyover at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (Rbu5d)

47 The ibraham kendi is coming to speak at my school and he's probably stupid enough to have a q&a afterwards...

Oh the fun you could have....

If White people are all racist wouldn't it be best to segregate them from people of other races?

or...

If America is a fundamentally racist country should we build a wall so that poor Latinx can't come here and be the victims of racism?

See I think this could be an epic thread that could make kendi look like the superracist asshole that he is in front of a whole bunch of children but I absolutely don't want to threadjack THIS thread
Does ace have an email addy somewhere?

Posted by: MAxIE at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (twxj3)

48 Someone wondered if this is fake and I have to say it would not surprise me. But at least it is plausible at a wedding that they would have a photographer there. So I'm still hoping for true. Because it's such a sweet story.

Posted by: Iris at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (foa6+)

49 My dog just protected my house from a rampaging squirrel in the yard. Is there nothing dogs can't do?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (/NCI4)

50 Ah, something nice in a week that already looks like it's shaping up to be a nightmare.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (cKYn7)

51 Wow, it just got very dusty in my office...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

52 May they all live happily ever after.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (NpAcC)

53 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

54 I love Corinthians.

Truly, the finest leather.

Posted by: Ricardo Montalbán at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (ESjRY)

55 Nice looking couple. Looks like they know each others pronouns.

Posted by: Javems at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (AmoqO)

56 "Aaron Furman @aaron_j_furman
Replying to @ChristinaPushaw
[...] The very foundation of our country is our press, it's what separates us from…well, I digress."


OUR press? Do you read?

THE press was an important foundation. THIS press is an effin' propaganda machine. Your four generations of Republicans have never experienced a real press before.

But I get the feeling that you're kinda fudging on the Lifelong Republican gambit.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (aXxgO)

57 And that bride's a hotty.

*grins knowingly*

Posted by: Caramelo at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (/NCI4)

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Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 04:52 PM (yikp0)

59 21 Dog balls in that 1st pic.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (Y5qcH)

I was deciding between a Jonah joke and a Dana Perino joke and decided on neither.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (dNqv+)

60 Are they sure her name isn't Muttsini??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (yikp0)

61 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

Same with any animal. I found (and adopted) a tiny kitten years ago that had been horribly abused. No words can describe what had been done to it. She recovered and was a sweet, loving little thing. But she was terrified of strange men and always ran and hid under a bed when the doorbell rang.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

62 Aaron Furman
@aaron_j_furman
Replying to
@ChristinaPushaw
I’m a PROUD #GOP member, 4th generation member actually, and comments like this scare me.

--

What scares me are people who affiliate themselves with a political party and say they're "proud." First of all, it smacks of leftists who drive around with those stupid "Proud Democrat" bumper stickers. People who have no lives and try to fill the holes with politics so they can find meaning in their empty, meaningless worlds. There are a lot of truly deserving things to be proud of. Being aligned with the foul, filthy, corrupt world of modern politics isn't one of those thing, and certainly nothing to be proud of. It makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (sVtYq)

63 If you have an because of certain spiritaul open door at a church dogs or cats will wander in. We had a calico cat at one church who would come to worship sometime. She would even go to meetings which I didn't really enjoy. Eventually-because she didn't seem to have a home-we (spouse and I) adopted her.

As far as I Corinthians 13, I try to discourage people using that at weddings explaining that it's really about God's love or the transformative power of the Spirit in the lives of people of faith and Paul was also using it because of people in the church thinking they were better than others because of spiritual gifts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (wvo9L)

64 Biden with these new IRS agents going after poor people. Does he not think this will alienate his base?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (sP+u8)

65 41 My dog is lying next to me in exactly that position at the moment.

And that bride's a hotty.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (906pl)

Ajax is doing the same thing. Maybe some more extension to the front legs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (dNqv+)

66 45 He should have read two Corinthians!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (63Dwl)


Were either of them rich?

Posted by: CppThis at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (UewuT)

67 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

Yes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (S+j2h)

68 Christina Pushaw might be the most media savvy right of center person in the country.

It is funny to watch the left flail in trying to take her down.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY)

69 That dog has balls

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (S+j2h)

70 ce - here's the LA Times admitting to making false news stories to gaslight readers into hating Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/49hpts8k
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (mZ3xv)

On a day that end with "Y"!

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (6eRlp)

71 I belatedly named by cat "Goblin" on account of how often she goes Goblin Mode.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (44ww/)

72 63-that was messed up. "Meant if you have an open door at a church"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (wvo9L)

73
Proud gop?

Remember when gabe cocksucker malor kept pushing his queer fake-conservative organization upon us?

Goproud was the name of the fake Republicans. I called them GoPud in the comments.

Another superb pick for the ol' HQ by Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (TldeD)

74 Let's see if Carmelo is smiling after they cut of his balls.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (yikp0)

75 The Dreamer tranny that shot those kids in Uvalde started by killing animals.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY)

76 It is funny to watch the left flail in trying to take her down.

Really? They're trying and that's the best they can do? Sad!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (/NCI4)

77 56 THE press was an important foundation. THIS press is an effin' propaganda machine. Your four generations of Republicans have never experienced a real press before.

But I get the feeling that you're kinda fudging on the Lifelong Republican gambit.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (aXxgO)

=========

The press has always been a partisan whorehouse of mercenary rhetoric, a profession of people with low morals and less scruples as they tried to lie their way to their preferred outcomes.

The objective media was a myth created at the start of the broadcast days to justify government leases. It was always a lie.

The importance of the first amendment is that it allows for that sort of whoremongering on every side of the political spectrum. It does not mean that the whoremongers are sacred, correct, or even decent people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

78 No doubt about it, dogs make life better.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

79 Biden with these new IRS agents going after poor people. Does he not think this will alienate his base?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 04:53 PM (sP+u
---
I think they'll just manufacture enough votes to cover the poor people...They don't actually NEED their votes, just bodies to keep people from getting too suspicious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (YIVH2)

80 having an office > working from home > cubicle

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (44ww/)

81 Remember when gabe cocksucker malor kept pushing his queer fake-conservative organization upon us?


Gabe in 2004: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!?

The FNM in 2022: What does us grooming your kid have to do with you anyway h8ter?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

82
You might want to sit down for this:

99% of the "abandoned kitten/dog finds me" videos are Fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (TldeD)

83 1 Corinthians 13 is a good chapter, but they usually only read 4-7, which I find annoying.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (ynjUW)

84 Let's see if Carmelo is smiling after they cut of his balls.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (yikp0)

Whoa - that is exactly what my friend said the day I got married!

Posted by: Boswell at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (+Cgut)

85 Biden with these new IRS agents going after poor people. Does he not think this will alienate his base?

--

Honestly, who's going to tell them 87,000 IRS agents have been sicced on the middle classes by the Democrats? Certainly not the "media." If and when they get audited, they'll just think they were unlucky.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (sVtYq)

86 99% of the "abandoned kitten/dog finds me" videos are Fake.

What about the plumber videos on pronhub? Please don't tell me those are fake!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

87 53 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

Too nice, but right idea

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (XvPQV)

88 Let's see if Carmelo is smiling after they cut of his balls.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (yikp0)

Whoa - that is exactly what my friend said the day I got married!


Don't worry you won't need them anyway.

Posted by: American wives at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

89 Better than Two Corinthians.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (44ww/)

90 Moose the lab wishes Caramelo the best. He likes the hot bride, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (89T5c)

91 Did you miss the part where he said, completely believable, he’s a FOURTH generation Republican voter?!

Could be Tyler Wadsworth Coddington IV (or whatever that sock was)

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (Jg92y)

92 78 No doubt about it, dogs make life better.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

Another advantage of WFH (from the thread below). Mine loves hanging around with me all day and hates the one day I go into the office if nobody else is home.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (906pl)

93 Puddinhead touted his new boondogle bill today, saying "It'll pay for health care and God knows what else."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (sWM8x)

94
Bernie pretended to oppose the bill...and then voted for it. Okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (TldeD)

95 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

Yes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (S+j2h)

I'll save my hate for the lady excusing the gay adoptive pedos . . . oh, no . . . look . . . there's that extra hate I left lying around.

We're good to go here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (U3uv2)

96 You might want to sit down for this:

99% of the "abandoned kitten/dog finds me" videos are Fake.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (TldeD)

I personally know of many in my private life. My sisters hound was found by the side of the road in Idaho. Our shop dog wandered in as a starving puppy.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (S+j2h)

97 Our new GSD puppy, Heidi, is starting to fulfill her role as protector of the realm. She is not too discerning yet but that will come with time. Our plan to use the dog park to help her learn to be a dog was squashed by the vets. Even though she has her vaccinations there are plenty of other diseases at dog parks that need avoidance.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (+ksY7)

98 94
Bernie pretended to oppose the bill...and then voted for it. Okay.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (TldeD)

=========

It's proof that he's a true independent and not a tool of the DNC.

Or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

99 Biden with these new IRS agents going after poor people. Does he not think this will alienate his base

*

It sure would be interesting to see a breakdown of race and political affiliation in the upcoming audits, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (ZWgz2)

100 Yes, let's "debate" with a lyin' press that puts out information that people should know, like about 30% of the gear we're sending to Ukraine actually gets to the front line, and then that information gets censored by CBS because Ukraine doesn't approve.

https://tinyurl.com/yeyntrad

Posted by: Thrawn at August 08, 2022 04:59 PM (Rl7KJ)

101 Very cute. And the dog is okay too.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 08, 2022 04:59 PM (vN+oL)

102 The Leftist base isn't poor or working people, it's the elites, the poor are their street pawns.

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:59 PM (k8B25)

103 Bernie pretended to oppose the bill...and then voted for it. Okay.

"Twist my arm and buy me another house!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 05:00 PM (Jg92y)

104 What? They don't have dogs in Brazil?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 04:43 PM (U3uv2)


Yeah, Brazil does. You're thinking Venezuela. The starving citizens have eaten all of them.

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2022 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

105 102 The Leftist base isn't poor or working people, it's the elites, the poor are their street pawns.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:59 PM (k8B25)

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More than one AWFL is going to suddenly need to answer why she classified her three cats as dependents, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

106 Whoa - that is exactly what my friend said the day I got married!

Posted by: Boswell at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (+Cgut)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:00 PM (U3uv2)

107 I know it's been said but i will miss Olivia N John. I considered her the very essence of femininity back in the day.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2022 05:00 PM (anj39)

108 What about the plumber videos on pronhub? Please don't tell me those are fake!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)


I love that video of the plumber guy who just doesn't get it.

https://youtu.be/o1H79Sgv2OI

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

109 *ponders*

I'd say most of the generations on my Dad's side were republican. Mom's side, once they got here from Italy, straight Dem (bygone era when the Dems did not actively HATE America.) Of course, if you go back far enough on my Dad's mom side you get back to a character who moved from Virginia to Indiana and whose nickname was 'Copperhead.' I doubt he was a huge fan of Lincoln for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (dNqv+)

110 Hmmm... maybe a dog that chases Canada geese. The geese that leave goose sh*t everywhere. Might be worth the vet bills.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (6eRlp)

111 92 78 No doubt about it, dogs make life better.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2022 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

Another advantage of WFH (from the thread below). Mine loves hanging around with me all day and hates the one day I go into the office if nobody else is home.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (906pl)

During the COVID shutdowns, my employer stayed open despite furloughing 50% of staff. Office was a pressure cooker so I started bringing my dog in. She got all kinds of loving from my coworkers, and everyone's mood was much more at ease. Win-Win for everyone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (N39Ws)

112
The UK is very aggressive with taxes and seizing property.
That's what this is all about -- becoming like the UK with tax agents hitting the road and coming to your property to look around and seize whatever they like.

The Democrat base doesn't give a shit because this is like their version of Robin Hood for them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (TldeD)

113 Whoa - that is exactly what my friend said the day I got married!
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[rimshot!]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (yikp0)

114 >>Yes, let's "debate" with a lyin' press that puts out information that people should know, like about 30% of the gear we're sending to Ukraine actually gets to the front line, and then that information gets censored by CBS because Ukraine doesn't approve.

I very much doubt it was censored because Ukrainian authorities didn't like it. Seems much more likely it was because the Biden administration didn't like it.

Come to think of it, they are pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

115 Caramelo!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (kPy0C)

116 Quem é um bom garoto?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (x61Im)

117 110 Hmmm... maybe a dog that chases Canada geese. The geese that leave goose sh*t everywhere. Might be worth the vet bills.
Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (6eRlp)

My flat-coated retriever would be all over that. Of course she would then roll in all the goose droppings afterwards.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (N39Ws)

118 Sure is dusty in here

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (bs+z0)

119 Cute story about the dog but I’m always skeptical about these kinds of stories, especially when it involves a social-media-friendly photogenic couple like this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 08, 2022 05:03 PM (y45z7)

120 Our Dachsie was ever alert at the windownfor a dangerous leaf blowing across the back yard, and would sound the alarm. LOL

Ancient cultures believed dogs could see ghosts or other invisible beings and protected their humans from them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2022 05:03 PM (ylQTz)

121
As you all know, California is very aggressive about collecting state taxes...years after residents leave the state.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 05:03 PM (TldeD)

122 Fun story; nice family!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 05:03 PM (0ixKl)

123 You gotta love a good dog adoption story

Posted by: Gobagoo at August 08, 2022 05:03 PM (p6YZo)

124
My flat-coated retriever would be all over that. Of course she would then roll in all the goose droppings afterwards.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (N39Ws)

When I had a horse in SC, the family dog loved nothing better than rolling in horse poop. The fresher the better. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

125 My flat-coated retriever would be all over that. Of course she would then roll in all the goose droppings afterwards.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (N39Ws)

She does that because she loves you. Bitch.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 05:04 PM (6eRlp)

126 >>3 Aaron Furman

Sounds like a NeverTrump fag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 08, 2022 05:04 PM (m7R0k)

127
He should have read two Corinthians!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (63Dwl)

Were either of them rich?
Posted by: CppThis at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (UewuT)



I should think so, there's a fortune to be made in the leather business.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2022 05:04 PM (n+4am)

128 I like how the dog slept through the ceremony because it's boring.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 05:04 PM (Y5qcH)

129 Everybody. All together...

Awwww.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:05 PM (RkC6l)

130 >>>And that bride's a hotty.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 04:49 PM (906pl)

Oh thank God. I was afraid I was actually marrying a dog.

Posted by: The Groom at August 08, 2022 05:05 PM (QYPq3)

131 I love that video of the plumber guy who just doesn't get it.

https://youtu.be/o1H79Sgv2OI

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

That's a classic.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:05 PM (U3uv2)

132 95 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

Yes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2022 04:54 PM (S+j2h)

I'll save my hate for the lady excusing the gay adoptive pedos . . . oh, no . . . look . . . there's that extra hate I left lying around.

We're good to go here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 04:58 PM (U3uv2)

In one aspect, hate is like love. There is ALWAYS room for one more.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 08, 2022 05:05 PM (N39Ws)

133 My beagles would dig worms out of the grass and then roll all over them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2022 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

134 63 If you have an because of certain spiritaul open door at a church dogs or cats will wander in. . .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
__________

Steinbeck's Tortilla Flat has a great scene in it where five dogs follow their master to church and manage to get in during the services. Later on the dogs maybe see a vision of St. Francis.

Posted by: Furious George at August 08, 2022 05:06 PM (CkFy6)

135 35 Dude...this is the DOG thread

Fucking politics ruins everything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Agreed, in the olden days, it was called threadjacking but Ace himself has okayed it on his threads. Bit of a pita on the weekend though on the specialty threads.

Posted by: whig at August 08, 2022 05:06 PM (CXr4y)

136 My beagles would dig worms out of the grass and then roll all over them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2022 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

We always had beagles and I love them. But beagles + horse poop = nasty pups.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

137 The Democrat base doesn't give a shit because this is like their version of Robin Hood for them.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (TldeD)

Probably works fine for the average idiot, but we are not so inclined to let "agents" of anything just walk onto our property. And we are able to prevent that, if need be.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:07 PM (okGHj)

138 My dog chases her tail even though she's a Doberman and doesn't have one.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 05:07 PM (Y5qcH)

139 My beagles would dig worms out of the grass and then roll all over them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2022 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

Our Alaskan Malamute would pick overgrown zucchini out of the garden and eat it all. Yard duty was unpleasant.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:07 PM (U3uv2)

140 Homeless dogs turning churches into flophouses. Churches!
Thanks, Obama Joe!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 08, 2022 04:44 PM (aXxgO)


It is Brazil. You are supposed to blame Bolsinaro, or Lula and Rousseff

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:08 PM (xhaym)

141 Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dweam!

Posted by: The Impressive Clergyman at August 08, 2022 05:08 PM (PiwSw)

142 Our Alaskan Malamute would pick overgrown zucchini out of the garden and eat it all. Yard duty was unpleasant.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:07 PM (U3uv2)

When I was a kid, our pointer picked tomatoes just to play with them. Drove my dad crazy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (906pl)

143 One of my BFFs had a gorgeous Malamute.

Her neighbor had a bunny they occasionally let run around their backyard.

The bunny's carcass ended up on my friend's deck one day, and she shoveled and shut up about it.

Neighbors never could figure out where their bunny went.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

144 141 Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dweam!
Posted by: The Impressive Clergyman at August 08, 2022 05:08 PM (PiwSw)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (bs+z0)

145 132 95 Who ever abuses dogs needs chained to a tree and fucking horse whipped within an inch of their lives.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 04:51 PM (89T5c)

My take on this is they should get the same treatment that they inflicted on the dog. Sort of like big brother learning to not piss off little brother by having dad visit upon him the same treatment he visited on little brother.

How'd you like that, Skippy!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (okGHj)

146 That's an ugly church, by the way. Reminds me of the church at my elementary school in Lakeland, Florida.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

147 Is Caramelo some kind of candy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2022 05:10 PM (63Dwl)

148 Such a great story. Good for the newlyweds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2022 05:10 PM (Gm7bq)

149 Beagles. Guy parked his truck in the store's parking lot and left the dog in the truck. Dog opened up like a harbor foghorn. I could hear him inside the store. "You're the hound owner?? i asked. He said "yup". I said,"I gottal see that dog." There he was, paws on the window letting loose like he just treed the King Racoon. "roooooooo" "rooooo".

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (6eRlp)

150 When I was a kid, our pointer picked tomatoes just to play with them. Drove my dad crazy.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (906pl)

Had a sled dog mix who would go into mom's garden and pick just one carrot, take it onto the lawn, eat the orange part and then pick up the greens and drop them neatly into the compost pile. He watched and learned, apparently. Very smart dog.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (okGHj)

151 99% of the "abandoned kitten/dog finds me" videos are Fake.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:56 PM (TldeD)


actually, all of my cats are rescues of one sort or another. They do show up.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (xhaym)

152 Oh, dear. There's a gentle breeze outside and grandpa's in a flutter. Billy, can you go help him?

https://bit.ly/3zF4xP9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (eyxn4)

153 Neighbors never could figure out where their bunny went.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

They are stone cold killers. A squirrel was squirreling away dog food in the wood shed out by the dog house. That pour squirrel was half chewed up when I put it out of its misery.

Not too shabby for a big dog.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (U3uv2)

154 Church dogs understand the importance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Kamalala Harris at August 08, 2022 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

155 Someone wondered if this is fake and I have to say it would not surprise me. But at least it is plausible at a wedding that they would have a photographer there. So I'm still hoping for true. Because it's such a sweet story.
Posted by: Iris at August 08, 2022 04:50 PM (foa6+)

Did you guys read and see the follow-up links with the husband taking a selfie with his wifeand the dog in a harness being walked. They took the dog to a vet who set the dog's broken foot as well. The dog is now with them.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 08, 2022 05:12 PM (Zvtjl)

156 Also had a beagle who would never shut up. She barked at anything and nothing at all. I finally got one of those collars that spray in their face when they bark. It worked, until the other dog discovered if he barked, she got sprayed. Hilarity ensued, but at least it cured the barking.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:12 PM (okGHj)

157 Our Alaskan Malamute would pick overgrown zucchini out of the garden and eat it all. Yard duty was unpleasant.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder,

A few weeks ago my wife was at our daughter's house. The daughter ask her daughter (our granddaughter) where her dad was? She replied that he was out back harvesting poop.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2022 05:12 PM (+ksY7)

158 Feel good story of the day.

Posted by: The Guy at August 08, 2022 05:13 PM (4cEdi)

159 actually, all of my cats are rescues of one sort or another. They do show up.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (xhaym)
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Yep. Somehow they *know* when a cat owner needs a new cat...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2022 05:13 PM (YIVH2)

160
It his cute that the GOPe putz thinks that the media is interested in debating candidates not of their body.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2022 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

161 God finds many ways to bring joy into your life. You just need to open your heart to it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 08, 2022 05:13 PM (tDEa7)

162 Oh, dear. There's a gentle breeze outside and grandpa's in a flutter. Billy, can you go help him?

https://bit.ly/3zF4xP9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (eyxn4)

What a hot mess Joey and Jill are. She has to help him with his jacket, and she looks like she grabbed a robe to wear and pulled her hair back in a messy ponytail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

163 154 Church dogs understand the importance of the passage of time.
Posted by: Kamalala Harris at August 08, 2022 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

No, sweetie, church dogs are not nearly as stoned as you are.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (okGHj)

164 Could be Tyler Wadsworth Coddington IV (or whatever that sock was)
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 04:57 PM (Jg92y)


You talking about Iowahawk's prototypically gentry Repub?

T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

Posted by: Lumbergh at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (ZSK0i)

165 What a hot mess Joey and Jill are. She has to help him with his jacket, and she looks like she grabbed a robe to wear and pulled her hair back in a messy ponytail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

Trash is trash, no matter how much money they steal.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (okGHj)

166
Is Caramelo some kind of candy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Nah. Played for the Denver Nuggets back in the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2022 05:15 PM (pNxlR)

167
I don't doubt stray cats and dogs exist.

I said the *videos* for these all-of-a-sudden a kitten appeared at my door are mostly fake. Reenactments, at best. Totally staged, at worst.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 05:15 PM (TldeD)

168 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 08, 2022 04:42 PM (R8uWY)
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Something tells me that this Aaron Furman character isn't really a 4th generation Republican:

Aaron Furman
@aaron_j_furman
·
May 27
#texas needs new leadership!
@BetoORourke
for the #win

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2022 05:15 PM (8Z/8C)

169 Posted by: Furious George at August 08, 2022 05:06 PM (CkFy6)

Thx. I am not familiar with that novel. That sounds like nice little bits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 05:15 PM (wvo9L)

170 Also had a beagle who would never shut up. She barked at anything and nothing at all. I finally got one of those collars that spray in their face when they bark. It worked, until the other dog discovered if he barked, she got sprayed. Hilarity ensued, but at least it cured the barking.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:12 PM (okGHj)


Ha! Mine were mostly good about not barking if I told them not to, but every once in a while they couldn't resist, like if I let them out and there was a deer in the yard.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2022 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

171 On the working topic, I just did it perfectly.

I've been half listening for the last two hours. Suddenly my name was called with a question. I answered it immediately with an on topic and correct answer.

I win the day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 08, 2022 05:16 PM (1Abv3)

172 Ace, your cruelty knows no bounds.

Now to read the content...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 08, 2022 05:16 PM (DsA2n)

173 141 Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dweam!
Posted by: The Impressive Clergyman at August 08, 2022 05:08 PM

*gowf cwap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:16 PM (RkC6l)

174 May 27
#texas needs new leadership!
@BetoORourke
for the #win
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2022 05:15 PM (8Z/8C)

A true "4th Generation" GOPer wants skatebordin' Beto...right?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (Rl7KJ)

175 162 Oh, dear. There's a gentle breeze outside and grandpa's in a flutter. Billy, can you go help him?

https://bit.ly/3zF4xP9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (eyxn4)

LOL... Dr. Jill looks like she's wearing a circus tent and those shoes... Does she think she's 15 ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (bs+z0)

176 What a hot mess Joey and Jill are. She has to help him with his jacket, and she looks like she grabbed a robe to wear and pulled her hair back in a messy ponytail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

Trash is trash, no matter how much money they steal.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (okGHj)

They need a spirit dog. They need a beagle.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (6eRlp)

177 My dog doesn't bar much, but when she does she sounds like a much bigger dog. You'd think she was a 150 lb dog from her bark.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (Y5qcH)

178 Oh ffs.

@BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.

I'm proud to share that the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

179 >>Someone wondered if this is fake and I have to say it would not surprise me. But at least it is plausible at a wedding that they would have a photographer there. So I'm still hoping for true. Because it's such a sweet story.

Street dogs are everywhere in South America and while some are treated poorly many are not only allowed to roam freely many are fed and treated if not like family than as welcome guests. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

180 174 May 27
#texas needs new leadership!
@BetoORourke
for the #win
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2022 05:15 PM (8Z/8C)

A true "4th Generation" GOPer wants skatebordin' Beto...right?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (Rl7KJ)

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He'd vote for Reagan if he ran today, except that there would be a media story about Reagan that put him off of Reagan, and the guy would end up voting for Biden again because Biden was more moral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

181 Caramel colour just like the candy is my guess unless carmelo is a colour [like 'golden-yellow'] in Portuguese?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (yikp0)

182 My first dog was a stray who adopted me when I was in college. He was highly protective but would do stupid things like pick fights with little dogs on leashes. He would ride around with the campus police at night. Je was pretty independent and would wander off sometimes but always found his way back. Things were a lot looser back then and no leash laws in the little country town I lived in after college. Had a number of dogs after Charlie but he set the stage.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (Y+l9t)

183 https://bit.ly/3zF4xP9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2022 05:11 PM (eyxn4)


Oh no, Grandma's wearing the picnic table cloth again!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)

184 I'm proud to share that the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

Will he put up her nude photo's I wonder

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (bs+z0)

185 He'd vote for Reagan if he ran today, except that there would be a media story about Reagan that put him off of Reagan, and the guy would end up voting for Biden again because Biden was more moral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

Sounds like an unstable liar.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (U3uv2)

186
I'm proud to share that the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Named urinals -- how precious!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (pNxlR)

187 My Dad was a lifelong, union Dem - until he wasn't.

Mill worker, Union rep, NEA member. He taught industrial plastics in a vocational high school. And then the powers that be f*cked up. His teaching union, and management (heh) forced him to go to college for a few professional classes. Once he enrolled at Kent State he discovered what a bunch of weenie, communist dweebs the professors were. Completely changed his outlook on politics.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (LsEU/)

188 @BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.
______________

Hey, what about all the special times we had together?

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (fs1hN)

189
We set up an outdoor playpen, about 10x25 feet, for the babies so they have grass out in the sun and shade on the porch. Ruthie was the first to figure out the potential of the new space. She's the smartest of the three sisters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (1Nxff)

190 I'm proud to share that? the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.

So soon after pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (kPy0C)

191 I'm proud to share that the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

Will he put up her nude photo's I wonder

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:18 PM (bs+z0)

He really should. The ones Frank Marshall David took of her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

192 >>> 112
The UK is very aggressive with taxes and seizing property.
That's what this is all about -- becoming like the UK with tax agents hitting the road and coming to your property to look around and seize whatever they like.

The Democrat base doesn't give a shit because this is like their version of Robin Hood for them.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 05:02 PM (TldeD)

Impressive how the *actual* rich have managed to get lower income folks pissed at the middle class.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (llON8)

193 You talking about Iowahawk's prototypically gentry Repub?

T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII


Yep, that one. No wonder I couldn't find it- I wasn't even close!

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (ugV9/)

194 He really should. The ones Frank Marshall David took of her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

Yup, who I think is his actual Father

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (bs+z0)

195 @BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.
----
Can we dig her up and piss on her bones for doing such a shitty job of raising you?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (YIVH2)

196 Sad

Olivia Neutron Bomb is mort. No more 'Let's Get Physical.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (SnOp8)

197 Who's a good boy?!

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (0IeYL)

198 I hope no one pees in the Ann Dunham Water Garden.

That would be terrible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

199 142 When I was a kid, our pointer picked tomatoes just to play with them. Drove my dad crazy.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 08, 2022 05:09 PM (906pl)

Toys growing in the yard!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (0ixKl)

200 LOL... Dr. Jill looks like she's wearing a circus tent and those shoes... Does she think she's 15 ?
---
She saw it in a window and just couldn't resist it...

Posted by: Carol Burnette at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (sWM8x)

201 Our German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd treed black bears on several occasions.


Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (gmo/4)

202 @BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.

I'm proud to share that the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.

--

Since she whored around most of the time I'd say Obumbles is correct.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2022 05:21 PM (LsEU/)

203 My dog doesn't bar much, but when she does she sounds like a much bigger dog. You'd think she was a 150 lb dog from her bark.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM

She drinks at home with you, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:22 PM (RkC6l)

204 Our German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd treed black bears on several occasions.


Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (gmo/4)

All I wanted was a picnic basket.

Posted by: Yogi at August 08, 2022 05:22 PM (6eRlp)

205 Sad

Olivia Neutron Bomb is mort. No more 'Let's Get Physical.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (SnOp

Out: 'Let's Get Physical.'

In: 'Get Metaphysical.'

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:22 PM (U3uv2)

206 Everyone at church yesterday was asking me about Pooky's new service dog. I reassured them that in a few weeks, JT the Golden Retriever will be coming to services with us. He's got his work cut out for him, since church is a definite trigger for Pooky. But he will be welcome!

Posted by: pookysgirl, buying all sorts of dog supplies at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (XKZwp)

207 Puppeh!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (RN7Qy)

208 The Biden presidential library will have one book. A coloring book, and Joe will have already colored in all the pictures never once staying inside the lines.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)

209 BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.

-
Slap THOT!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (FVME7)

210 Caramelo proves many good things. Such a sweet story

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (SnOp8)

211 The DOD is jumping on the Monkeypox bandwagon, tracking cases as they arise. The numbers are horrifying. Among some 1.8 million military personnel, the pox is rampant. PINO Joe’s Handlers have declared it a public health emergency in lockstep with the World Health Organization (WHO?) recommendations.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=128935

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (sH61M)

212 @BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.


That's our story and we're sticking to it.

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (ugV9/)

213 LOL... Dr. Jill looks like she's wearing a circus tent and those shoes... Does she think she's 15 ?
---
She saw it in a window and just couldn't resist it...

Posted by: Carol Burnette at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (sWM8x)


She's neck and neck with big Mike for the title of the worst dressed first lady in recent history.

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

214 @BarackObama

The Ann Dunham Water Garden will be a special place for visitors and members of the community to reflect. It will also feature an incredible new sculpture by Maya Lin, whose work I've long admired.

-------------

Yeah, the Chicago Southsiders will love coming there to "reflect" in between shootings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

215 My dog doesn't bar much, but when she does she sounds like a much bigger dog. You'd think she was a 150 lb dog from her bark.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2022 05:17 PM

She drinks at home with you, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:22 PM (RkC6l)

The bar tab is worse than the bite.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (U3uv2)

216 The most poignant part of the Obama Presidential Center is the Eternal Dumpster Fire.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (44ww/)

217 My parents' Pointer-Scottie mix pointed butterflies.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (6eRlp)

218 With the kickbacks, you would think Dr Jill and Plugs Mudpants would dress nicer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (89T5c)

219 Everyone at church yesterday was asking me about Pooky's new service dog. I reassured them that in a few weeks, JT the Golden Retriever will be coming to services with us. He's got his work cut out for him, since church is a definite trigger for Pooky. But he will be welcome!

Posted by: pookysgirl, buying all sorts of dog supplies at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (XKZwp)

Sounds like outstanding news.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:25 PM (U3uv2)

220 I love this story for so many reasons. First, the obvious. That lucky doggie was meant to be theirs.

But, I also love that the wedding was in a church - so few seem to be any more. I love the bride's lovely yet modest dress, just beautiful. And I love seeing the bridesmaid or perhaps just a wedding guest holding the baby in one of the pictures. All these things warm my heart.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL)

221 162 she looks like she grabbed a robe to wear
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

That's when I glanced down at the nic to see if it was you! Good one.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 05:25 PM (0ixKl)

222 Yeah, the Chicago Southsiders will love coming there to "reflect" in between shootings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

In between periodic flushings due to high urine concentration.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:26 PM (U3uv2)

223 Once he enrolled at Kent State he discovered what a bunch of weenie, communist dweebs the professors were. Completely changed his outlook on politics.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2022 05:19 PM (LsEU/)

The best political positions are normal people running from wide-eyed zealots.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2022 05:26 PM (44ww/)

224 Jill Biden's fashion sense is to be always trendy, not what looks good. She is an empty shell of a person.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:26 PM (SnOp8)

225 The DOD is jumping on the Monkeypox bandwagon, tracking cases as they arise. The numbers are horrifying. Among some 1.8 million military personnel, the pox is rampant. PINO Joe’s Handlers have declared it a public health emergency in lockstep with the World Health Organization (WHO?) recommendations.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=128935

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (sH61M)

1.75 Million in the Navy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:27 PM (U3uv2)

226 222 Yeah, the Chicago Southsiders will love coming there to "reflect" in between shootings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

In between periodic flushings due to high urine concentration.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:26 PM (U3uv2)

At least the place will be safe from robbery... There will be nothing there worth stealing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:27 PM (bs+z0)

227 SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOOP SHLOP

Posted by: sniffybigtoe's dog at August 08, 2022 05:27 PM (44ww/)

228 Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 05:27 PM (wvo9L)

229 The women here have dubbed the Biden girls and Jill as being somewhere between Trailer Park Chic and Salvation Army Couture.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 08, 2022 05:27 PM (tDEa7)

230 BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today. ---

She sent you away dumbass and kept your half sister. No wonder you're fucked in the head.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (sWbrH)

231 Does Gaylord's library still look like a giant air freshener?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (SnOp8)

232 she looks like she grabbed a robe to wear
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And she's still doing better than Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (FVME7)

233 *seethes*

@BarackObama - 19h

Thanks to President Joe Biden and Democrats in Congress, people's bills will get smaller, their lives will get longer, and we'll have a real shot at avoiding the worst impacts of climate change. That's something Democrats everywhere can and should be proud of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

234 Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:25 PM

In case you missed it at the Food Thread, I got to try Farfar's ice cream this weekend on the way back from Plymouth. All involved approved. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (RkC6l)

235 Huh?

1.8 million military are having gay butt sex?

Did they make being gay mandatory during Pride month?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (15EBt)

236 The Biden presidential library will have one book. A coloring book, and Joe will have already colored in all the pictures never once staying inside the lines.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)


It will have books bought on sale from an Army base library closure, halls full of filing cabinets that are welded shut, and a website and database that employs a slew of librarians, does not work and is fully non-navigable.
And the landscaping will be neglected because those funds were snorted by the CFO

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:29 PM (xhaym)

237 @BarackObama - 19h

Thanks to President Joe Biden and Democrats in Congress, people's bills will get smaller, their lives will get longer, and we'll have a real shot at avoiding the worst impacts of climate change. That's something Democrats everywhere can and should be proud of.

OMG... Seriously ? What a load of crap

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:29 PM (bs+z0)

238 Be sure to grab a joint at The Insufferable Douchebag Smoke Shop when your at Obama's library.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 08, 2022 05:30 PM (tDEa7)

239 No wonder you're fucked in the head.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM

And other places...

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at August 08, 2022 05:30 PM (RkC6l)

240 @BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today.

*

The lady who abandoned you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 08, 2022 05:30 PM (ZWgz2)

241 BarackObama - 4d

My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today. ---


It is a wise child who knows his own father

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:30 PM (xhaym)

242 Doot harvester

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2022 05:30 PM (44ww/)

243 BarackObama

The Ann Dunham Water Garden will be a special place for visitors and members of the community to reflect. It will also feature an incredible new sculpture by Maya Lin, whose work I've long admired. ---

Sculpture of Durnham standing between Mao and Stalin, holding their hands.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 08, 2022 05:31 PM (sWbrH)

244 235 Huh?

1.8 million military are having gay butt sex?

Did they make being gay mandatory during Pride month?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (15EBt)

Recruiting for their team happens year round, not just during Pride Month.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2022 05:31 PM (XvPQV)

245 In case you missed it at the Food Thread, I got to try Farfar's ice cream this weekend on the way back from Plymouth. All involved approved. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:28 PM (RkC6l)
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I've missed everything for the last five days because I've been up that way! But no Farfar's, sadly. I'm glad you went! Nice of JackStraw to let us in on the secret.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:31 PM (aeePL)

246 Townhall.com@townhallcom
BIDEN: "It’s not like it’s beyond our control. The weather may be beyond our control for now, but it’s not beyond our control."

-
I didn't even know he was Jewish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 08, 2022 05:32 PM (FVME7)

247 Sounds like a typical fake Facebook "story" that makes everyone's local fake news broadcast.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 08, 2022 04:45 PM (TldeD)

That was my first thought. And even from the video, they made much more out of it than it really was.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at August 08, 2022 05:32 PM (gao0c)

248 Very nice story.
I don't even care if it's fake news.

Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2022 05:32 PM (Ii/ys)

249 In between periodic flushings due to high urine concentration.

So, a toilet. He's naming a toilet after her.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 05:32 PM (Jg92y)

250 246 Townhall.com@townhallcom
BIDEN: "It’s not like it’s beyond our control. The weather may be beyond our control for now, but it’s not beyond our control."


The God Biden has spoken

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (bs+z0)

251 I didn't even know he was Jewish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 08, 2022 05:32 PM (FVME7)

The Irish wing of the Tribe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (Irn0L)

252 @BarackObama - 19h

Thanks to President Joe Biden and Democrats in Congress, people's bills will get smaller, their lives will get longer, and we'll have a real shot at avoiding the worst impacts of climate change. That's something Democrats everywhere can and should be proud of.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



So, our bills will get bigger, our lives will get shorter, and the climate will do whatever the hell it wants. Keep lootin' that treasury, boys!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (sAmhv)

253 Dana Perino joke and decided on neither.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I still remember listening in disbelief to Perino telling Laura Ingraham on her read io show how attracted she was to Senator Barack Obola, the dog eater. She basically said she would have thrown herself at him if she hadn’t been married.

Here is our republican great thinkers. Thinking with their tw*t.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (ZW1rs)

254 But, I also love that the wedding was in a church - so few seem to be any more. I love the bride's lovely yet modest dress, just beautiful. And I love seeing the bridesmaid or perhaps just a wedding guest holding the baby in one of the pictures. All these things warm my heart.
Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL)


Mine was in a field because my wife's church wouldn't let us have a wedding and a reception due to Covid.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (xhaym)

255 I've missed everything for the last five days because I've been up that way! But no Farfar's, sadly. I'm glad you went! Nice of JackStraw to let us in on the secret.
Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:31 PM

Nice! Enjoy the visit in glorious People's Republic! I thanked JackStraw last night.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (RkC6l)

256 Apparently the ultra MAGA crowd want to ‘Literally Dismantle the Constitution’ according to MSNBC.

Why am I always the last to know these things?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:34 PM (U3uv2)

257 The best dogs are the ones who chose you as their new owner.

Based on my limited personal experience, anyway.

RIP, Mr. Shadow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 08, 2022 05:34 PM (5pTK/)

258 The Biden presidential library will have one book. A coloring book, and Joe will have already colored in all the pictures never once staying inside the lines.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Biden will just claim that the Truman Presidential Library is his.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 08, 2022 05:34 PM (sWbrH)

259 SMH

Thief who stole $2.1 million in military equipment gets only 18 months? This is her second offense, she should be at Ft. Leavenworth making pebbles for the next twenty years.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=128917

Oh yeah did we ever recover what she and her partners sold off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:35 PM (SnOp8)

260 @ValerieJarrett - 3d

To mark @BarackObama's birthday, the @ObamaFoundation created a special book full of letters from over 150 Obama campaign and Administration alumni who reflected on their transformational journey with him and how they are carrying the baton of change forward today.

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Yeah, they're the Marxist flying monkeys in the Biden administration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

261 >>But, I also love that the wedding was in a church - so few seem to be any more.

Brazil is one of the most openly Catholic countries I've ever been too. Historically the Catholic church and the military were the two most important institutions in founding and building the country and they remain very strong.

One of the prettiest churches I've ever seen is in Manaus, the capital of the Amazon region. Very old but very beautiful and the people keep it very well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (ZLI7S)

262 > Jill Biden's fashion sense is to be always trendy, not what looks good. She is an empty shell of a person.

Seems to me that older women who try to follow trends for women 30+ years younger than them are stuck in a mindset that they have to be hot to keep their man or get a man.

If she's an honorable woman, it's sad. If she's a homewrecker like Jill, it's gross.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (eyxn4)

263 Mine was in a field because my wife's church wouldn't let us have a wedding and a reception due to Covid.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (xhaym)
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I'm glad you got married no matter where! Sometimes there's not really a choice. But what a shame that the church wouldn't let you have it there.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (aeePL)

264 So, a toilet. He's naming a toilet after her.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 05:32 PM (Jg92y)


The French call it a Pissoire. Classier that way.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (xhaym)

265 Mine was in a field because my wife's church wouldn't let us have a wedding and a reception due to Covid.
Posted by: Kindltot

And it was absolutely beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (f6yyg)

266 "... the weather may be beyond our control for now but it's not beyond our control..."

Slow Joe on climate change with the video.

https://twitter.com/ViralNewsNYC/status/
1556721838767718400

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (yikp0)

267 All ten of the cats whom we had in our lives began as rescue cats.

Including the two Italian sisters that decided to follow our two males into our home in Italy.

They are buried in Maryland, next to the other eight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (svdGq)

268 >>> 256 Apparently the ultra MAGA crowd want to ‘Literally Dismantle the Constitution’ according to MSNBC.

Why am I always the last to know these things?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 08, 2022 05:34 PM (U3uv2)

Projection, again some more and always.

Remember these fcktards think muhbortion is in the Constitution but gubs aren't.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (llON8)

269 The best dogs are the ones who chose you as their new owner.

Based on my limited personal experience, anyway.

RIP, Mr. Shadow.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 08, 2022 05:34 PM

Same with my sister's cat. Smart little stray he was. Living the life of Reilly now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (RkC6l)

270 Oh yeah did we ever recover what she and her partners sold off?
Posted by: Anna Puma
___

Word is that no, wasn't recovered.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 05:37 PM (sH61M)

271 Sculpture of Durnham standing between Mao and Stalin, holding their hands.

Or of Anne getting porked while Gaylord's statue stands in the Kudzu

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2022 05:37 PM (SnOp8)

272
Yeah, they're the Marxist flying monkeys in the Biden administration.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

They're all crawling out of the woodwork...Transformational ? It was certainly that. he paved the way for Biden to finish destroying America...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:37 PM (bs+z0)

273 Nice! Enjoy the visit in glorious People's Republic! I thanked JackStraw last night.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM (RkC6l)
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Thank you! We just got back a few hours ago. It was a great visit, but hotter than you know what.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:37 PM (aeePL)

274 My wedding was in a French Restaurant in Tenafly NJ and it was fabulous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2022 05:37 PM (Irn0L)

275 You talking about Iowahawk's prototypically gentry Repub?

T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

Yep, that one. No wonder I couldn't find it- I wasn't even close!
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2022 05:20 PM (ugV9/)


Here's an article from the-american-catholic.com quoting Iowahawk's Voorhees background in the context of one Willard Romney:

https://tinyurl.com/VanVoorhees

Enjoy!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)

276 The best dogs are the ones who chose you as their new owner.

Based on my limited personal experience, anyway.

RIP, Mr. Shadow.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 08, 2022 05:34 PM

Same with my sister's cat. Smart little stray he was. Living the life of Reilly now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (RkC6l)

Yeah, the only way I'd probably get another dog after Logan is if one chose me. Deus Vult, whatever happens, happens.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (XvPQV)

277 Nood. The Zaslov Incident.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (dNqv+)

278 I was thinking after the break it was going to turn into a Seigfried and Roy story.

That's pretty manly. The tears that came following the actual story not so much.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (DePyg)

279 Bluebell, your name was invoked several times earlier in the thread, in hopes that you would do some shivving.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (0ixKl)

280 One of the prettiest churches I've ever seen is in Manaus, the capital of the Amazon region. Very old but very beautiful and the people keep it very well.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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With a few exceptions, almost all of the truly beautiful churches are old.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (aeePL)

281 Townhall.com@townhallcom
BIDEN: "It’s not like it’s beyond our control. The weather may be beyond our control for now, but it’s not beyond our control."


The God Biden has spoken

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2022 05:33 PM


something, something.....beware of false prophets?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (bVYXr)

282 All ten of the cats whom we had in our lives began as rescue cats.

Including the two Italian sisters that decided to follow our two males into our home in Italy.

They are buried in Maryland, next to the other eight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2022 05:36 PM (svdGq)

That's great. Every cat we've every owned was a rescue, too. They came into our lives in unique ways. And each of them was loving and funny and special.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

283 Bluebell, your name was invoked several times earlier in the thread, in hopes that you would do some shivving.
Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 05:38 PM (0ixKl)
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I'm always on duty.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:39 PM (aeePL)

284 Bluebell-Here's an example of a tacky dress and wedding party outfits, but then I suppose if you're on the show "Real Housewives of _____" you may not be overly concerned about modesty in a wedding dress:

https://tinyurl.com/2vwdz374

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 05:39 PM (wvo9L)

285 Puppies! So cuuute! Except the next door neighbors rat faced little psychopath.

Posted by: yep at August 08, 2022 05:39 PM (QRsW4)

286 Thank you! We just got back a few hours ago. It was a great visit, but hotter than you know what.
Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:37 PM

Yep. Only free weekend we had and it was 95 or so. The kids were good sports about it. Ice cream helped.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2022 05:40 PM (RkC6l)

287 I don't think the church looks that bad, and we're not seeing the whole thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 05:40 PM (wvo9L)

288 Don't get too bent out of shape about who said what when. It's all bullshit anyway.

Bullshit and lies.

The reason the left want's to rob you of fossil fuels is because the gaslighting 24X7 is sucking so much of it up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2022 05:41 PM (BFigT)

289
Caramelo is smart. He saw people having a good time, and probably sensed food would be involved soon, and imposed himself, trading on his canine wiles, and hit the dog jackpot.

He's a go-getter with upper management written all over him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2022 05:42 PM (IXpV7)

290 My wife and I were in a quandary, because her mother really wanted to see her daughter married, but was unable to travel any distance.

However, by grace of God, we found a beautiful outdoor wedding chapel within a couple of miles of where my late Mother in Law lived.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 08, 2022 05:42 PM (5pTK/)

291 Good heavens Fen, that photo is just awful. Especially that blonde woman in the front with the black dress.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:43 PM (aeePL)

292 They should change the dog's name to Peter Gibbons.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 08, 2022 05:43 PM (ZSK0i)

293 Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2022 05:43 PM (aeePL)

Fortunately, they did not get married in a church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2022 05:46 PM (wvo9L)

294
I've seen worse churches than that one. Walking into some, I wonder what denomination it is.

On my recent trip I went to St. Lawrence in Harrisburg. Lovely place: old and classic cruciform design, lots of stone, wood floor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2022 05:47 PM (1Nxff)

295 Caramelo! Good job, pooch. I hope he has a wonderful life with his new family.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 08, 2022 05:49 PM (aWgmB)

296 My wife and I were in a quandary, because her mother really wanted to see her daughter married, but was unable to travel any distance.

However, by grace of God, we found a beautiful outdoor wedding chapel within a couple of miles of where my late Mother in Law lived.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 08, 2022 05:42 PM


My mother in law traveled from Michigan to Adak, Alaska to see her daughter get married. 4,146 miles. Took my wife over two weeks to get her clearance to fly out to the island. Her baby sister was denied clearance to fly to the island because she has diabetes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 08, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)

297 What a great story!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2022 05:54 PM (SRRAx)

298 Pointless bitching and moaning of the day. The new generation of consles and videogames is truly amazing causing many to post videos of the gameplay on YouTube described as "Ultra Realistic". "Ultra realistic" apparently means you can grab a gun, be wounded over and over, and still kill scores or even hundreds of enemies. Here are two such videos.

Pacific theater: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tM7KJdwlMgw

The Last Tiger: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6V19jwKnEs&t=1064s
I don't know what the reality was but the Tiger video above shows a steering wheel and a large interior in which you could have face to face conversations.

So that's ultra realistic for you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 08, 2022 06:03 PM (FVME7)

299 Huh?

1.8 million military are having gay butt sex?


Will they send us to special training?

- PVT. Ziskey and Pvt. Winger

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2022 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

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