Baby Elephants Cafe

Having a cuddle with a baby (well, a child) elephant.

Baby elephant practices charging at you.

Baby elephant learning how to drink with his trunk.

Baby elephant suckling from mama. The baby tries a little charge up to the photographers' jeep, and then the mama gets a little protective. Towards the end, the baby elephant tries charging and threat displays again.

These baby elephants are born trouble-makers.

Baby elephant is wobbly on the new feet.

Another baby elephant charges, but is called back to mama with a husky throat-clearing.

Much less amusing: An elephant stampede, with the males repeatedly charging towards the tourists to let them know their presence is not welcome. There are some baby elephants in the mix, learning how to charge.

Two adult elephants rush into a pool to save a baby elephant from drowning.

Baby elephant won't wake up, so mother elephant asks the zookeepers for help rousing him. Kids!

The last video below is the cutest.

Baby elephant's family comes charging in to thank rescuers for saving her 💗 pic.twitter.com/uBHTgEFxSN
— The Dodo (@dodo) January 8, 2022

There’s really nothing cuter that a baby elephant mock charging, then running back to mama. 🥰 pic.twitter.com/PbqQf6MxGw
— Donna 🌻 (@dddonnnaaa) November 21, 2020

The beautiful moment this mama elephant gets CPR and comes back to life to reunite with her baby 🥰 pic.twitter.com/u2AtYjowgU
— The Dodo (@dodo) August 15, 2022

Learning to charge early in life.. pic.twitter.com/O9P3txX9Wz
— Susanta Nanda IFS (@susantananda3) May 13, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM

Comments

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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 07:34 PM (k8B25)

2 Where's Henry Mancini when you need him?

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 19, 2022 07:36 PM (LvTSG)

3 Anybody here ever eaten elephant meat? Curious to know what it tastes like.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2022 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

4 Elephants are cool.

Posted by: AOS Period Dignity Officer at August 19, 2022 07:37 PM (9FBGz)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 07:37 PM (T4tVD)

6 Darn willowed again:

My other crazy thought was that Lost should have ended with a cast member holding up a faded sign that said "SS Minnow". That would only been second to the series finale of the Bob Newhart show set in Vermont.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at August 19, 2022 07:38 PM (ep37o)

7 that first video of the baby elephant in the mudhole made me think of Brian Stelter. Thank you for ruining my night

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 07:38 PM (Ynyl9)

8 Why doesn't baby elephant just jump into the river?

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 07:40 PM (k8B25)

9 You don't realize how big elephants are until you see one live and in person.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 19, 2022 07:40 PM (eGTCV)

10 Mark no, but guess like a fat chicken.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 07:41 PM (k8B25)

11 Elephants are amazing but I'm going to hector Chuy for a purple martin café.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 07:41 PM (KX8uC)

12 if Keith Olbermann were an elephant, he would still be a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 07:41 PM (Ynyl9)

13 Anyone collect elephant figurines / sculptures ? I have about 200 collectibles , probably half of them Lenox. I knew it was going to be a pain in the butt to unload them after my mother passed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:41 PM (RH1Zb)

14 no bats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 07:42 PM (Ivdso)

15 Very nice !

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU)

16 Bear advice poem from a competitor on Alone: Frozen, "Black, fight back; Brown, lie down; White, goodnight!"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 19, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

17 Anybody here ever eaten elephant meat? Curious to know what it tastes like.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2022 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

————-

Tastes like rattlesnake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)

18 Anybody here ever eaten elephant meat? Curious to know what it tastes like.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2022 07:36 PM (xPl2

Chicken

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:43 PM (RH1Zb)

19 re 13: I don't!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Ynyl9)

20 I knew it was going to be a pain in the butt to unload them after my mother passed.

Yeah my aunt had... a million cat figurines, pillows, Christmas decorations, books, etc etc on and on. She sure loved cats. A lot of the cat books went well at the used book store but :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Ivdso)

21 Elephant meat> rattle snake> chicken> bland.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 07:44 PM (KX8uC)

22 A very Republican thread..

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2022 07:44 PM (NpAcC)

23 Elephant bats

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2022 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

24 Part of the elephant collection is my fault. Anytime I couldn't think what to get my mom on a gift occasion I would just get an elephant of some sort.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:45 PM (RH1Zb)

25 Quit talking about eating elephant meat, y'all. They are not for eating !

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 07:45 PM (V13WU)

26 Purple Martins are the best! I wonder why Ace ignores their stellar properties?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2022 07:45 PM (eaG60)

27 redridinghood, good catch.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 07:45 PM (KX8uC)

28 I should visit Thailand one day. I spent 4.75 of my first 5.25 years there.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 07:45 PM (KAi1n)

29 Le Big Mac.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2022 07:46 PM (MlQSC)

30 Part of the elephant collection is my fault. Anytime I couldn't think what to get my mom on a gift occasion I would just get an elephant of some sort.
Posted by: polynikes

Some time ago, Mrs Blutarski started collecting elephants. It makes it easy for gift giving.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:46 PM (66jxp)

31 Purple Martins are the best! I wonder why Ace ignores their stellar properties?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2022 07:45 PM (eaG60)

——————

Are they tasty?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 07:46 PM (u73oe)

32 Ace, you had several grade-A zingers this week. Cheers.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 19, 2022 07:46 PM (pCXlW)

33 Quit talking about eating elephant meat, y'all. They are not for eating

God wouldn't have put so much meant on an animal if they weren't meant to be grilled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 07:46 PM (Ivdso)

34 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:46 PM (66jxp)

Tell her she can find my collection on E-Bay shortly.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:47 PM (RH1Zb)

35 The chicken replies are reminding me of the chicaphant episode of The Lost Saucer.

https://youtu.be/S7fW33x_SYI?t=542

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2022 07:47 PM (xPl2J)

36 I should visit Thailand one day. I spent 4.75 of my first 5.25 years there.
Posted by: SFGoth

My black sheep brother spends a lot of time in Thailand. He loves it and says it's very affordable. And no he doesn't diddle children.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (66jxp)

37 Those are not bats.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (sn5EN)

38 I read once that elephants now have tusks which are substantially shorter than those they used to have a few hundred years ago. The reason is that poachers selectively kill those with big tusks. I wonder if it would be possible to reverse that process by breeding for those with big tusks. Size matters.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (/NCI4)

39 AZ deplorable, Duncanthrax doesn't get to have all the fun. I got $20 on a purple martin café on Monday. Chuy, you hearing this, esse?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (KX8uC)

40 You know that they hold hands when they sleep?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (tkOps)

41 here's an elephant that doesn't need saving (not safe for work or anything else, you have been warned)

https://tinyurl.com/yvz53znm

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 07:49 PM (Ynyl9)

42 >>>>Quit talking about eating elephant meat, y'all. They are not for eating

Do you realize how important it was to our distant ancestors?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2022 07:49 PM (xPl2J)

43 From an earlier thread, still animal-related: Wolfus, did you name Stirling after the Canadian (Ford) truck line? Cause that would be cool.
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022

***
I did not know about that vehicle line! No, I named him for Stirling Moss, the British race car driver who raced for Mercedes in the 1950s. There's a town and county in Scotland by that name. And a Scottish tobacco and pipe company, Rattray's, has a blend named Stirling Flake. I've never smoked it, its description sounds too strong for me, but the name was cool.

He almost got called for another of their blends, Marlin. But I kept thinking "Marvin" instead, so I went with Stirling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 07:49 PM (c6xtn)

44 God wouldn't have put so much meant on an animal if they weren't meant to be grilled.

Word. One brontosaurus burger please.

Posted by: F. Flintstone at August 19, 2022 07:49 PM (/NCI4)

45 My black sheep brother spends a lot of time in Thailand. He loves it and says it's very affordable.

Plus there's all that thai food!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (Ivdso)

46 I'm restless today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (mE7cY)

47 Duke Lowell, probably not. Robins and meadowlarks are gourmet quality.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (KX8uC)

48 How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (dTFZY)

49 My black sheep brother spends a lot of time in Thailand. He loves it and says it's very affordable. And no he doesn't diddle children.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (66jxp)

I saw a friend at a wedding I've known for a long time but haven't seen for years. He couldn't tell me enough about his visit to Thailand and that he was moving there after he retires.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (RH1Zb)

50 Allow beaned batters to throw the ball back at the pitcher, who has to take it!

https://twitter.com/BaseballDoesnt/status/
1560393852686565377

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (yikp0)

51 Elephants are sentient creatures.
They bury their dead and go back to visit them. They mourn. They show happiness and sadness and they are incredibly smart.

But they aren't cute and soft and snuggly like sea otters. Nope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (U2p+3)

52 Plus there's all that thai food!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He won't shut up about the food.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (66jxp)

53 36 I should visit Thailand one day. I spent 4.75 of my first 5.25 years there.
Posted by: SFGoth

My black sheep brother spends a lot of time in Thailand. He loves it and says it's very affordable. And no he doesn't diddle children.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:48 PM (66jxp)

I thought thailand was known for trannies not diddling children.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

54 "How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Posted by: huerfano

Take away it's extension cord?

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)

55 Taking Mrs Splunge to Northern Thailand was awesome. Hanging with the elephants, adult and baby, was awesome.

Actually riding the elephants was one of the scariest things I've ever done.

Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (cm/80)

56 You know that they hold hands when they sleep?

Elephants ?

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (T4tVD)

57 Thailand does have a reputation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (mE7cY)

58 Those are not bats.

===

Excellent observation !

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)

59 If you don’t like rattlesnake, it just means you haven’t had it cooked properly. It can get slimy if not done right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

60 ..How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2022 07:50 PM (dTFZY)

Y'takes away it's credit card!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (tkOps)

61 But they aren't cute and soft and snuggly like sea otters. Nope.
----------------------
But you can get drunk with the elephants while on the town!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0)

62 https://tinyurl.com/yvz53znm
Posted by: mallfly

I know better, but I clicked. LOL. Laughing even more at all the affirmative and adoring comments.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

63 How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Posted by: huerfano

Take away it's extension cord?
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)

it's credit card ??

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)

64 my relatives know that I collect junk. Last year for my birthday they gave me a year's supply of last year's New York Times

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (Ynyl9)

65 Elephants hold each other's tails with their nose. Yuck.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (sn5EN)

66 OK, under the heading of First World Problems?

Grocery Store ALREADY has Halloween Candy out...

Can't... resist.... Reeses....... and there goes my diet!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

67 my takeaway: elephants shit when they're mad

Posted by: DB at August 19, 2022 07:53 PM (geLO8)

68 62 https://tinyurl.com/yvz53znm
Posted by: mallfly

I know better, but I clicked. LOL. Laughing even more at all the affirmative and adoring comments.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

I checked without thinking. Pain.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 07:53 PM (b2nrj)

69 Actually riding the elephants was one of the scariest things I've ever done.
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Howdah doo-dee!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 19, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

70 you don’t like rattlesnake, it just means you haven’t had it cooked properly. It can get slimy if not done right.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

Alligator tail > rattlesnake > alligator snapping turtle

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:53 PM (RH1Zb)

71 65 Elephants hold each other's tails with their nose. Yuck.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (sn5EN)

How can you say that, during Pride month???

Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 07:54 PM (cm/80)

72 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

The trannies (often) aren't that way voluntarily and they sell both sexes starting very young.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2022 07:54 PM (nC+QA)

73 65 Elephants hold each other's tails with their nose. Yuck.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (sn5EN)

And now you know where our ancient ancestors got the idea for... brown Nosing?

/looks confuseled...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

74 I learned about Elephants watching Tarzan

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 07:54 PM (mE7cY)

75 You have to feed the rattlesnakes okra to fatten them up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

76 elephant tastes like rhino

Posted by: DB at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (geLO8)

77 Someone mentioned Turkey in the other thread, and their 80% inflation.

I was stationed in Turkey the last time they let the Lira crash like this, and I'm telling you....pay in dollars, and Izmir is your oyster.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (CCf67)

78 Anybody here ever eaten elephant meat? Curious to know what it tastes like.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2022

***
Ask Tarzan!

Yes, Tantor the elephant was his buddy in the jungle, and he would never have harmed an elephant. But as a young teen, unable to make a kill, he stole some stew meat -- elephant -- from a local tribe's pot. Burroughs tells us the animal had been sick before it was killed. This led to the young Tarzan hallucinating and shooting arrows at the moon!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (c6xtn)

79 Elephants hold each other's tails with their nose.

And that's how they got the monkey pox.

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (v4L7Y)

80 The "mock charge" is the only clip of Stelter I've ever enjoyed watching.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (IXpV7)

81 I heard there is going to be a Halloween candy shortage so you better get it while you can. There will be nothing left but little boxes of Juju beans and raisins.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)

82 Actually riding the elephants was one of the scariest things I've ever done.
-------------------
Howdah doo-dee!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 19, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

The vid of the Tiger attacking the passenger Elephant in India is awesome and frightening at the same time.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (RH1Zb)

83 63 How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Posted by: huerfano

Take away it's extension cord?
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)

it's credit card ??
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)

Wait 20 years for its EV battery to stop charging?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

84 72 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

The trannies (often) aren't that way voluntarily and they sell both sexes starting very young.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2022 07:54 PM (nC+QA)

That makes sense, if horrifying to hear.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (b2nrj)

85 my relatives know that I collect junk. Last year for my birthday they gave me a year's supply of last year's New York Times
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach

Didja read them ?

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (T4tVD)

86 81 I heard there is going to be a Halloween candy shortage so you better get it while you can. There will be nothing left but little boxes of Juju beans and raisins.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)

And Chocolate Covered Grasshoppers!!!!

Posted by: Bill Gates at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

87
Elephants hold each other's tails with their nose. Yuck.
Posted by: fd

Such otter-like behavior.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

88 63 How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Posted by: huerfano
*
Take away it's extension cord?
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022

***
I'll bet a few of you grew up during the era of elephant jokes.
Why do elephants wear green caps?
So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (c6xtn)

89 It's finding a grill big enough to put on a elephant steak

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)

90 I bet some French dude is catching elephantpox as we speak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (IXpV7)

91 Elephants >> Otters.

Oh we're talking about eating them?

Otter >> Elephants.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (yHsuS)

92 Years back, a Kansas City zookeeper was killed by a big African bull elephant. They put him down, and I saw his head some years later. Bigger than I was.

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (cPGH3)

93 Tim Conway's elephant story ad lib outtake...

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

4:56 minutes but worth it

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (yikp0)

94 I heard there is going to be a Halloween candy shortage so you better get it while you can. There will be nothing left but little boxes of Juju beans and raisins.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)

Circus Peanuts
Mike and Ikes
Black Liccorice
Candy Corn
And little baggies with five pennies in them.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (CCf67)

95 Wayback story. Wed. nite church service, San Antonio, TX

Well meaning, but socially IDIOT member works at the San Antonio Zoo. Not "THE" elephant keeper, but works with the Jumbos in their enclosure, under the direction of the Keeper.

He comes to church directly from work.

It was like an Elephant Shitbomb went off right in the middle of the congregation. Emptied multiple rows around him, no matter how hard congregants tried to be "gracious", it could not be done, and no WAY it could be sustained throughout the remaining services.

Couple of elders escorted him out, and very gently explained to him some things, gave him $ for his dinner that night, and strongly invited him back for next week.. even if late, as he'd HAVE to have stopped by home, showered and donned clean clothes. !JAMBA!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (tkOps)

96 Turtle soup is actually pretty good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (U2p+3)

97 Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
Because that's when elephants are jumping out of trees!

Why are pygmies so short?
They went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (c6xtn)

98 Fed Ex is already warning that they will have major shipping issues for the holidays.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (mE7cY)

99 Years back, a Kansas City zookeeper was killed by a big African bull elephant. They put him down, and I saw his head some years later. Bigger than I was.
Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (cPGH

Been there done that. ---- Thomas Edison

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (RH1Zb)

100 uh oh, looks like gmail crashed. someone ask pixy.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 07:59 PM (Ynyl9)

101 96 Turtle soup is actually pretty good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (U2p+3)

The New Orleans version I had, which was red, was way beyond pretty good. It was unbelievable.

Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 07:59 PM (cm/80)

102 TCM will be showing the Seven Samurai at 8:45 CST. Toshiro Mifune was born in China to Japanese parents who were Methodist missionaries. Toshiro was a Methodist all his life, which is weird in Japan.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 07:59 PM (66jxp)

103 I'll bet a few of you grew up during the era of elephant jokes.
Why do elephants wear green caps?
So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 07:56 PM (c6xtn)

Elephant Jokes. Irish Jokes. Dead Baby Jokes. Polish Jokes... Portuguese Jokes..

And most Irish jokes were told by the Irish... and our local Portuguese community constantly jokes about themselves. Can't say that about dead babies or elephants as apparently they have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Bill Gates at August 19, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

104 flounder!

Don't get cocky.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 07:59 PM (U2p+3)

105 2 Where's Henry Mancini when you need him?
Posted by: TJM's phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKDb99JYeM

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 08:00 PM (dGxJ1)

106 LOLz

Blue on blue !

'Annie Leibovitz accused of racism after legendary photographer is accused of repeatedly failing to light black female subjects 'properly' after dim Vogue portrait of SCOTUS Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson"

She is the most overrated, crapy photographer that ever existed.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 08:00 PM (V13WU)

107 Turtle soup is actually pretty good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 07:58 PM (U2p+3)

Snapping turtle not bad . It was just third on my list behind alligator and rattlesnake.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:00 PM (RH1Zb)

108 Years back, a Kansas City zookeeper was killed by a big African bull elephant. They put him down, and I saw his head some years later. Bigger than I was.
Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (cPGH

They unearthed the Zookeepers head, and it was big?

Wowzer!

Posted by: Bill Gates at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)

109 Baby elephants are very cute and watching a herd of elephants take care of them is pretty cool. They are clearly intelligent animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

110 "Circus Peanuts
Mike and Ikes
Black Liccorice
Candy Corn
And little baggies with five pennies in them"

I'd eat the four other things before the black licorice. Tastes like elephant ass.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (sn5EN)

111 Fed-Ex , you have one job.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (KX8uC)

112 Grrrrr.... sock be gone!!!!

Sockioso!!!! /flip and swish

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)

113 flounder!

Don't get cocky.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 07:59 PM (U2p+3)

*checks webcam*

How'd you know?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (yHsuS)

114 I'd eat the four other things before the black licorice. Tastes like elephant ass.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (sn5EN)

Someone's been kicked out of a zoo before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 08:02 PM (mE7cY)

115 I have zero sympathy for dumb ass people who wander out in the domain of wild animals and expect the Disney type welcome. Top of the food chain? Hilarious. Maybe before the magic phone.

Posted by: 22LR at August 19, 2022 08:02 PM (KQDsL)

116 Oleaginous Liz Cheney will of course run. There is some kind of deal where if you have campaign money left over, and you don't run again, you can keep it.

Leftards with too much money will give her plenty, because of "muh principles" or some stupid reason, but its because they want to feel like they are acting on their hatred of Trump, too. She can drop out before Iowa and swim in her gold swimming pool full of cash after that.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2022 08:02 PM (6TxNR)

117 Bigger than I was.
Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 07:57 PM (cPGH

They unearthed the Zookeepers head, and it was big?

Wowzer!

Posted by: Bill Gates at August 19, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)

Can you convert to giraffes?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:03 PM (yHsuS)

118 re 85: I wanted to read them their rights.

year of NY Times

nah, joking, my relatives don't gimme nothing, I tell ya, I don't get no respect! For my birthday they bought a big layer cake and sent me the box!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:03 PM (Ynyl9)

119 "Someone's been kicked out of a zoo before.
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

My friend, the zookeeper, told me.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:03 PM (sn5EN)

120 118 re 85: I wanted to read them their rights.

year of NY Times

nah, joking, my relatives don't gimme nothing, I tell ya, I don't get no respect! For my birthday they bought a big layer cake and sent me the box!
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:03 PM (Ynyl9)

They're just showing consideration for your health.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 08:04 PM (b2nrj)

121 'Adolescent'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 08:04 PM (HJDAV)

122 Elephant dung makes good fertilizer.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2022 08:04 PM (NpAcC)

123 *doesn't offer f'd an anisette*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:05 PM (KX8uC)

124 So Halloween already?

I'm so ugly that on Halloween when I open the door, the kids give ME candy.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 08:05 PM (66jxp)

125 Also, awwwww. Elephant cafes are hereby endorsed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 08:05 PM (HJDAV)

126 Someone's been kicked out of a zoo before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 08:02 PM (mE7cY)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:05 PM (yHsuS)

127 Turtle soup is actually pretty good.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hence calipash and callipee

Posted by: MkY at August 19, 2022 08:06 PM (cPGH3)

128 re me at 100: never mind, spyware is well after all.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:06 PM (Ynyl9)

129 It's pretty amazing how trainable elephants are. They really don't have to put up with it. Some eventually don't.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN)

130

That CPR didn't do a damn thing.

Posted by: Biggus at August 19, 2022 08:07 PM (7DYli)

131 Never had turtle. Had alligator before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 08:08 PM (mE7cY)

132 " *doesn't offer f'd an anisette*
Posted by: Ben Had"

Thank you. Ouzo is right out too.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:08 PM (sn5EN)

133 I love the Seven Samurai but been up since 3am

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 08:08 PM (k8B25)

134 No second Buffy episode tonight; Comet is showing 2004's The Village. Joaquin Phoenix is in it, and Bryce Dallas Howard about 10 years before her turn with the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:08 PM (c6xtn)

135 Thankfully no work for first Saturday in a few weeks

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 08:09 PM (k8B25)

136 Wonder if they have Uberphant in India?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:09 PM (KX8uC)

137 re 116: how much $ the left gives Lizward depends on how much damage they think she can do to whoever runs on GOP ticket. If it were Romney, Liz wouldn't get a case of month old Skittles.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:09 PM (Ynyl9)

138 It's pretty amazing how trainable elephants are. They really don't have to put up with it. Some eventually don't.
Posted by: fd

Once they get their Union Card.

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

139 Elephants. Better than a buncha fag-winged rats with a good press agent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2022 08:10 PM (JOtiF)

140 Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?

A: His truncate it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2022 08:11 PM (4I/2K)

141 *offers f'd three fingers of Balvenie*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:11 PM (KX8uC)

142 9 You don't realize how big elephants are until you see one live and in person.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Can't say I've seen any elephants outside of a zoo but yea, huge critters. I have seen Hyena's in the wild. Well, 'wild'. Addis Adaba is the capital of Ethiopia. At night, critters come out. Driving back from somewhere one night, we stopped and saw a huge something walks up to the passenger window. The hyena just peeked in and went on its way. Its head filled up the door window. It was huge. Bigger than the car we were in. It was probably scrounging for food.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2022 08:11 PM (sAmhv)

143 138 It's pretty amazing how trainable elephants are. They really don't have to put up with it. Some eventually don't.
Posted by: fd

Once they get their Union Card.
Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

The shop steward just lays around the veldt on his cell phone all day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 08:12 PM (HJDAV)

144 and just for variety, here we see a couple of jackasses

https://tinyurl.com/2r3w2vne

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:12 PM (Ynyl9)

145 There used to be a plant that grew behind the old farmhouse I lived in that smelled like black licorice when you broke a stem. It's not an unpleasant smell, but I don't like the taste. I don't know what kind of plant it was, some kind of weed I guess.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:12 PM (sn5EN)

146 Gestation for an elephant mom is right around TWO YEARS.

No thank you. 9 months was enough for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:13 PM (U2p+3)

147 Elephants really are magnificent creatures.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2022 08:13 PM (NpAcC)

148 Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall?

A: An IRS agent riding an elephant.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2022 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

149 "Posted by: Ben Had"

Now we're talkin! Cheers!

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:14 PM (sn5EN)

150 My wife got a bottle of honey from her sister in Jamaica and gave me a taste.It was the most fruity and bright honey I have ever had.
Elephants< red panda

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 19, 2022 08:14 PM (b+v9B)

151 re 136: if they do, the Indian Revenue Service will be investigating then next year. Thank You Sahib Manchin

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:15 PM (Ynyl9)

152 145 There used to be a plant that grew behind the old farmhouse I lived in that smelled like black licorice when you broke a stem. It's not an unpleasant smell, but I don't like the taste. I don't know what kind of plant it was, some kind of weed I guess.
Posted by: fd

Probably fennel. Good stuff. Dig the bulbs, clean and throw in salads.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:15 PM (U2p+3)

153 f'd, tall, stalky plant with a white bloom ?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:15 PM (KX8uC)

154 I seem to recall Elephant floppy disks many moons ago. Probably long since devoured by bigger IT companies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2022 08:15 PM (sAmhv)

155

Not here for the hunting, are you?

Posted by: The Elephant at August 19, 2022 08:16 PM (7DYli)

156 "There used to be a plant that grew behind the old farmhouse I lived in that smelled like black licorice when you broke a stem. It's not an unpleasant smell, but I don't like the taste. I don't know what kind of plant it was, some kind of weed I guess."

Anise?

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2022 08:16 PM (gLRfa)

157 Never had turtle. Had alligator before.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 08:08 PM (mE7cY)

Alligator is very tough to chew. Soft shell turtles are quite tasty in a turtle soup.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2022 08:16 PM (JOtiF)

158 It's pretty amazing how trainable elephants are. They really don't have to put up with it. Some eventually don't.
Posted by: fd

Once they get their Union Card.

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2022 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

All they want is the ring.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:17 PM (yHsuS)

159 145 There used to be a plant that grew behind the old farmhouse I lived in that smelled like black licorice when you broke a stem. It's not an unpleasant smell, but I don't like the taste. I don't know what kind of plant it was, some kind of weed I guess.
Posted by: fd

anise? Has stringy leaves and big flowers like Queen Anne's Lace (or Hemlock) but yellowish with great smelling pollen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 08:17 PM (dGxJ1)

160 re 155: OUCH. I saw Gilbert Gottfried do that joke in a comedy club some years ago. The one about Marcel Marceau was pretty course, too.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:18 PM (Ynyl9)

161 Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:15 PM (KX8uC)

Used to have a plant of that description outside my in-laws' front door as a volunteer. The licorice scent disappeared when it was dried, which was disappointing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2022 08:18 PM (nC+QA)

162 Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall?

A: An IRS agent riding an elephant.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2022 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

The other tell is that he/she/it will be screaming "Show me your receipts, filthy peasant swine!"

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2022 08:18 PM (CCf67)

163 59 If you don’t like rattlesnake, it just means you haven’t ... been to SERE?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

Posted by: Fox2! at August 19, 2022 08:18 PM (cKnoj)

164

Q: Why did the elephant leave the circus ?

A: He was tired of working for peanuts.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

165 Jungle Book: Dawn Patrol
https://youtu.be/mDYIpMQcYYE

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2022 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

166 https://youtu.be/JRLjpXLEp1A

'night

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2022 08:19 PM (sAmhv)

167 anise? Has stringy leaves and big flowers like Queen Anne's Lace (or Hemlock) but yellowish with great smelling pollen.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 08:17 PM (dGxJ1)

Sassafras, if in the south. It makes a good tea.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2022 08:19 PM (CCf67)

168 I remember seeing elephant leg furniture in old movies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2022 08:19 PM (uT4Jr)

169 I love elephants.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 08:20 PM (atmen)

170 Mowing over wild onion is worse than skunk.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:20 PM (KX8uC)

171 We need a new "Elephant" logo for the (r) party.

Someone with CGI/digital skills. Give us a rampaging African Bull Elephant, with a trail of horribly mutilated, dead or suffering (d)s in it's wake. A hitlery with half her skull caved in, a Schiff stomped dead center, popped like an overrripe grape, a Cheney flung with great force into an African Thornbush, so as to look like a pincushion with the pins poking OUT. And, etc.

I want one very mad, very large, very menacing homicidal pachyderm.

And top it all of with Trump riding the beast like a Boss.

Think it'd piss off all the right people? 'Cause I'd hope it'd piss off all the right people!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 08:20 PM (tkOps)

172 Posted by: fd

anise? Has stringy leaves and big flowers like Queen Anne's Lace (or Hemlock) but yellowish with great smelling pollen.

or fennel, which is in the carrot family. Like Queen Anne's Lace.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 08:21 PM (dGxJ1)

173
I seem to recall Elephant floppy disks many moons ago. Probably long since devoured by bigger IT companies.
Posted by: Puddleglum

https://tinyurl.com/27zyyc4t

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2022 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

174

Once an elephant gets married, no more sexy time.

Bitches.

Posted by: The Elephant at August 19, 2022 08:21 PM (7DYli)

175 Anise is an annual. So if it just popped up, it's probably fennel, which is a perennial.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

176 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbGgdI5uQ8&t=1s

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2022 08:21 PM (CCf67)

177 Anise?

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2022 08:16 PM (gLRfa)

I wish ours had been. Seeds were about the right type, but had pretty much no flavor.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2022 08:22 PM (nC+QA)

178 Q: What's gray and powdery?

A: Instant Elephant.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

179 I mean, I love elephants other than Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 08:22 PM (atmen)

180 When I'm exasperated with the behavior of Stirling the Evil Black Kitten, I tell him: "There's an animal shelter in your future as well as your past!"

He pays no attention. He knows me by now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:22 PM (c6xtn)

181 "or fennel, which is in the carrot family. Like Queen Anne's Lace."

That was my next guess.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2022 08:23 PM (gLRfa)

182 If you cannot replicate, you have not made anything:

https://tinyurl.com/ycknsua2

But climate change, absolutely dead nuts certain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2022 08:23 PM (HJDAV)

183 Yes tall and stalky and maybe had white flowers. I thought it might be fennel.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:23 PM (sn5EN)

184 I have to call it a night, at least no alarm set
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2022 08:24 PM (k8B25)

185 *pours nurse a Watershed*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:24 PM (KX8uC)

186 and here is a picture of a patriot homeless bum

https://tinyurl.com/ycx24tkr

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:25 PM (Ynyl9)

187 Elephant leather is cool stuff but hard to work with.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2022 08:25 PM (+ya+t)

188 Probably fennel. Good stuff. Dig the bulbs, clean and throw in salads.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:15 PM (U2p+3)

Sparingly !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2022 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)

189 An Elephant walks into a bar. The bartender says 'what can I get ya' . The elephant replies' nothing, I'm just here for the free bowl of peanuts'

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:26 PM (RH1Zb)

190 Q: What's gray and powdery?

A: Instant Elephant.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2022

***
LOL! Never heard that one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:26 PM (c6xtn)

191 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9uFhWwWxBc

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 08:26 PM (66jxp)

192 Indian (dot, not feather) elephants are elephants.

African are loxodonts.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

193 I see much talk of herbs on this thread. I wish you would stop.

— Jennifer Marlowe

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (atmen)

194

What's red and gray and goes round and round?

A baby elephant in a cement mixer!

Posted by: 4th Grade Boy at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (7DYli)

195 Had a fennel and shaved Parmesan cheese salad once. Quite tasty.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (gLRfa)

196 Pliny said of the elephants:

"Adulterous intercourse is unknown to them, and they have none of those deadly combats for the possession of the female, which take place among the other animals. Nor is this because they are uninfluenced by the passion of love. One in Egypt, we are told, fell in love with a woman, who was a seller of garlands."

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)

197 Elephant walks into a bar, bar collapses, kills everyone inside. Because it's an elephant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (yHsuS)

198 187 Elephant leather is cool stuff but hard to work with.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2022 08:25 PM (+ya+t)

I am wearing an elephant leather belt that I got from The Beltman about 15 years ago. It shows very few signs of wear. Toughest leather I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (cm/80)

199 Second son is home after his first month as ship’s engineer. He requested BBQ. I shall oblige. Will have 3 of my 5 at my house tomorrow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe)

200 >>I want one very mad, very large, very menacing homicidal pachyderm.

On one game drive I did in South Africa we encountered a very large bull who was in musth. He charged our jeep, flopping his ears, throwing dirt in the air with his trunk and screaming at us and kept coming until we were well away from his herd.

That was one big, angry elephant. Quite a show.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

201 Tony Lama elephant> alligator> Ostrich.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:28 PM (KX8uC)

202
Had my scan today to look at my aorta. No one sent me anything to tell me where it was. I assumed it was the imaging center next to the clinic but it turned out to be at an enormous hospital half an hour away. Barely got there in time, then waited an hour and a half for a procedure that lasted 10 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 08:29 PM (81Vcw)

203 Tony Lama elephant> alligator> Ostrich.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:28 PM (KX8uC)

You can turn that around for most affordable.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:30 PM (RH1Zb)

204 Indian (dot, not feather) elephants are elephants.

African are loxodonts.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2022

***
Oh, right. The Indian ones are classed as Elephas, and the African are Loxodonta, or something like that.

What was the difference between mammoths and mastodons, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:30 PM (c6xtn)

205 Duke, you are blessed and enjoying every minute of it. Your sons are the future same as nurse's and Jane D'oh's.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:31 PM (KX8uC)

206 What was the difference between mammoths and mastodons, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:30 PM (c6xtn)

$20 , same as in town.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:31 PM (RH1Zb)

207 Second son is home after his first month as ship’s engineer. He requested BBQ. I shall oblige. Will have 3 of my 5 at my house tomorrow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe)

Happy days. Spoil them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:31 PM (yHsuS)

208 Pliny said of the elephants:

"Adulterous intercourse is unknown to them, and they have none of those deadly combats for the possession of the female, which take place among the other animals. . . . "
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2022

***
Hmph. Now just how did he come by that info???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:32 PM (c6xtn)

209 polynikes, depends on the quill or no quill on the ostrich.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:32 PM (KX8uC)

210 Hmph. Now just how did he come by that info???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:32 PM (c6xtn)

A lot of nights going home alone.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 19, 2022 08:33 PM (yHsuS)

211 Relephants, relephants, relephants!

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 19, 2022 08:33 PM (WE4XT)

212 Did elephants swim to near by islands?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM (lWeMP)

213 Posted by: Duke Lowell

Good on you and your family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM (hOUT3)

214 Fun fact: A baby elephant named Motty, born in an English zoo, is the only confirmed hybrid between an African and an Indian elephant. Poor little guy didn’t live very long.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM (atmen)

215 When will they give you the results, Hadrian?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)

216 (I messed up above. Fennel has the stringy leaves, and anise has normal ones. Also Fennel is yellowish flowers. Both have good smelling pollen. I have grown both and have fennel in my garden right now but only seedlings as the big plants always die after they get too big.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 08:35 PM (dGxJ1)

217 212 Ace
Just saw a Fetterman ad he looks 100% recovered from his stroke
Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM (UvpTf)

So Biden's video editor takes odd jobs?

Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 08:35 PM (cm/80)

218

So, are most of those videos African irrelevanants or Indian irrelevants?

Posted by: 4th Grade Boy at August 19, 2022 08:35 PM (7DYli)

219 Had my scan today to look at my aorta. No one sent me anything to tell me where it was.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 08:29 PM

Just south of the heart, last I checked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2022 08:35 PM (RkC6l)

220 Make sure you know how to recognize water hemlock. It has those lacy looking leaves too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 19, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)

221 204 What was the difference between mammoths and mastodons, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:30 PM (c6xtn)

20 RMB, same as in town

Posted by: China Ivory Dealer at August 19, 2022 08:36 PM (cm/80)

222 polynikes, depends on the quill or no quill on the ostrich.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:32 PM (KX8uC

I learn something new here every day . Thanks.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:37 PM (RH1Zb)

223 >>Just saw a Fetterman ad he looks 100% recovered from his stroke

You mean he always sounded like that?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

224
When will they give you the results, Hadrian?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)

__________

Need to make an appointment, but likely next week. I feel fine, but it's haunting to think you might have a condition where you could be dead in 20 seconds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 08:37 PM (81Vcw)

225 So Biden's video editor takes odd jobs?
Posted by: Splunge

Prolly, cause I doubt the amphetamines would work for a stroke.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 19, 2022 08:37 PM (ftFVW)

226 Just saw a Fetterman ad he looks 100% recovered from his stroke
Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2022 08:34 PM

If you're going to push propaganda, try to make it believable.

In the alternative, just fuck right the fuck off.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2022 08:37 PM (RkC6l)

227 In the alternative, just fuck right the fuck off.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Fun fact: Paul balls up his feces and squeezes it through his fingers.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 08:39 PM (66jxp)

228 >>>Baby elephant won't wake up, so mother elephant asks the zookeepers for help rousing him. Kids!

This video is a response to another elephant clip. Scroll up and watch that one where an elephant does his imitation of a panda.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 19, 2022 08:40 PM (hVqGz)

229 RedMindBlueState, didn't you just make my day!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:40 PM (KX8uC)

230 hmmm DeSantis in Ohio...hmmm

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 08:40 PM (V13WU)

231 Oooo! Thank you Ben Had!

Soon!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

232 Fun fact: Paul balls up his feces and squeezes it through his fingers.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 08:39 PM

Hmm. I'd have figured him for the poo flinging type, meself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2022 08:41 PM (RkC6l)

233 Duke!!!

Good for you! That's awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:41 PM (U2p+3)

234 Elephant would stomp donkey.

Elephant > Jackass

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 08:42 PM (m7R0k)

235 RedMindBlueState, didn't you just make my day!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 08:40 PM

Ummm...I guess.

*raises glass*

Cheers!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2022 08:42 PM (RkC6l)

236 Snail Racer, thank you for helping my friend!

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 08:43 PM (QgnTJ)

237 You know who else had a stroke in 2019 and obviously not recovered from it. Michael Hayden.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:43 PM (RH1Zb)

238
Just saw a Fetterman ad he looks 100% recovered from his stroke

_________

And if he has another in October, the Democrats will just swap him out for someone else. Like they did with Torricelli in 2002.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 08:43 PM (81Vcw)

239 Hadrian,
If they saw something they didn't like, you'd still be there now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:44 PM (U2p+3)

240 Elephant would stomp donkey.

Elephant > Jackass
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022

***
It was a newspaper cartoonist who assigned the animal mascots to the major parties in the late 19th or early 20th century, I think. Wonder why he chose those 2.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:44 PM (c6xtn)

241

Elephant foreskins make the best boots.

But the bris is a bitch.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 19, 2022 08:45 PM (7DYli)

242 Lefties sure like to use literal brain damaged people for their evil.

I can name five right off the back without thinking.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:45 PM (RH1Zb)

243 240 Elephant would stomp donkey.

Elephant > Jackass
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022

***
It was a newspaper cartoonist who assigned the animal mascots to the major parties in the late 19th or early 20th century, I think. Wonder why he chose those 2.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:44 PM (c6xtn)

Jackson was associated with a donkey. Idk about the GOP.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 19, 2022 08:46 PM (b2nrj)

244 Fetterman was vapor locking the other day in his only public appearance since his stroke. He is incapable of finishing one sentence. Go ahead and run him, it will be funny watching his (wife?) make his concession speech while he drools on himself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 08:46 PM (m7R0k)

245 But the bris is a bitch.
Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 19, 2022 08:45 PM

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Rabbi El Y'fant at August 19, 2022 08:47 PM (RkC6l)

246 I can name five right off the back without thinking.
Posted by: polynikes

ChiFi, Bernie, Malig-Nancy, Brandon Shambles...who am I missing?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 08:47 PM (66jxp)

247 Wolfus,
I so love hearing about Stirling!
I tell Lucy the Twatfink that no one loves her. Not even her mother. That's why she was at the pound.

She ignores me and pushes something else off the coffee table and scratches my couch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 08:47 PM (U2p+3)

248 Man gets his head stuck in elephants ass

https://ytube.io/3VPW

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

249 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A two-ton pickup.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2022 08:48 PM (3ImbR)

250 >>>ChiFi, Bernie, Malig-Nancy, Brandon Shambles...who am I missing?

Guh guh guh Gabbie Giddord and her wife Uncle Fester Kelly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 08:49 PM (m7R0k)

251 ChiFi, Bernie, Malig-Nancy, Brandon Shambles...who am I missing?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 08:47 PM (66jxp)

Heh. Biden, Fetterman, Giffords, Brady, SD Senator Johnson .

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:50 PM (RH1Zb)

252
It was a newspaper cartoonist who assigned the animal mascots to the major parties in the late 19th or early 20th century, I think.

___________

Thomas Nast invented the Republican elephant. The Democrat donkey was used before, but Nast popularized it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 08:50 PM (1Nxff)

253 just noticed this: Dem email from Monday. No wonder she lost big:

BIG JANUARY 6TH UPDATE: Rep. Liz Cheney announced that the January 6th Committee may subpoena Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:54 PM (Ynyl9)

254
Where's Bozo, Shibumi, and Insomniac been?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 19, 2022 08:55 PM (j4t07)

255 I like elephants but wouldn't want one in my yard.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 08:56 PM (0OP+5)

256 re 249: or Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 19, 2022 08:56 PM (Ynyl9)

257
You reckon a stroke-tard can be made to look coherent with the magic of tv editing?

Huh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 19, 2022 08:57 PM (j4t07)

258 Ron DeSantis telling it like it is.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2022 08:58 PM (V13WU)

259 Mitch McConnell fell into a hole. And he's never crawled out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2022 08:59 PM (iRfpu)

260 You reckon a stroke-tard can be made to look coherent with the magic of tv editing?

Sh-sh-sh-sure.

Posted by: Max Headroom at August 19, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

261 There are no cute baby RINO’s

Posted by: epador at August 19, 2022 08:59 PM (P69fT)

262 206 What was the difference between mammoths and mastodons, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:30 PM (c6xtn)

$20 , same as in town.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 08:31 PM (RH1Zb)
And your boots are hairier.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:01 PM (0OP+5)

263 My black sheep brother spends a lot of time in Thailand. He loves it and says it's very affordable.

Plus there's all that thai food!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Or, as it's known there, food.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2022 09:01 PM (P1f+c)

264 260 You reckon a stroke-tard can be made to look coherent with the magic of tv editing?

Sh-sh-sh-sure.
Posted by: Max Headroom at August 19, 2022 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

Max was much more coherent, than Biden.... which which which.... is scary....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

265 It's August. It's raining and out. High desert.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 09:02 PM (QgnTJ)

266 263 My black sheep brother spends a lot of time in Thailand. He loves it and says it's very affordable.

Plus there's all that thai food!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Or, as it's known there, food.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2022 09:01 PM (P1f+c)

and add in Oriental type ladies who will do ANYTHING for Americans? Yeah... been there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0)

267 Trump better call Saul.

https://tinyurl.com/2f9nx7ye

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 09:03 PM (m7R0k)

268 Only 64 out.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 09:03 PM (QgnTJ)

269 I tell Lucy the Twatfink that no one loves her. Not even her mother. That's why she was at the pound.

She ignores me and pushes something else off the coffee table and scratches my couch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022

***
I told Marie-Antoinette the late black smart cat that no one liked her; and Chekov D. Siberian that "Cats are the least popular pet, Siberians the least popular breed, and white-and-black the least popular coat color. You got three strikes already, cat. Don't make it worse."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 09:04 PM (c6xtn)

270 You know. You KNOW.. what they've gotta sneek into Spongebrain Shitpants' teleprompter?

".. I am Sofa King We Todd Did!"

Not only would it make the best TeeVee, but the collateral damage would be Sean Penn's head detonating like the pimple it is.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 09:04 PM (tkOps)

271 Don's know what happened to the numbers in previous post.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 09:04 PM (QgnTJ)

272 You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. And there is Mitch McConnell flipped over. McConnell lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Donald?

Posted by: Max Headroom at August 19, 2022 09:05 PM (yQpMk)

273 Mitch McConnell fell into a hole. And he's never crawled out.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Mitch's continued position Senator for KY makes me think that either industrial strength cheating has been going on there for a long time, or that a large percentage of people that live in KY are dumber than rocks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

274 and add in Oriental type ladies who will do ANYTHING for Americans? Yeah... been there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:02 PM

You hope they're ladies....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2022 09:05 PM (RkC6l)

275 There used to be a plant that grew behind the old farmhouse I lived in that smelled like black licorice when you broke a stem. It's not an unpleasant smell, but I don't like the taste. I don't know what kind of plant it was, some kind of weed I guess.
Posted by: fd

* crosses the streams *

Thai Basil is also known as licorice basil, so if it wasn't anise or fennel, it could be that. It's not native to the USA, obviously, but as anyone who's tried to grow a reasonable amount of basil can tell you: it is a weed.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2022 09:05 PM (P1f+c)

276 Thomas Nast invented the Republican elephant. The Democrat donkey was used before, but Nast popularized it.

Which means those critters are Nast-y.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 09:05 PM (Bd6X8)

277 It's August. It's raining and out. High desert.
Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 09:02 PM (QgnTJ)

Nothin' here. Storms keep missing us. But, on the other hand I've learned to be careful for what I wish for, because when we do get a direct hit it's friggin' baseball hail.

Still, I love thundershowers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

278 Elephant rescue made me cry.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at August 19, 2022 09:06 PM (qpX6U)

279 Not only would it make the best TeeVee, but the collateral damage would be Sean Penn's head detonating like the pimple it is.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Some guy got him to say "Let's Go, Brandon" on video. Epic.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 09:06 PM (66jxp)

280 Boy, my posting sucks tonight. Back to lurking.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2022 09:06 PM (QgnTJ)

281 274 and add in Oriental type ladies who will do ANYTHING for Americans? Yeah... been there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:02 PM

You hope they're ladies....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2022 09:05 PM (RkC6l)

Funny.... when I was single in Thailand? Never knowingly met a Lady Boy.... I KNOW they are out there, but not as prevalent as is the meme.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)

282 What was the difference between mammoths and mastodons, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 08:30 PM (c6xtn)

Mammoth were European, Mastadon were North American. Also, Gomphothere were South American

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)

283 I've ridden more elephants than horses. Not a brag, just a fact.

Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 09:08 PM (AmoqO)

284 I remember seeing elephant leg furniture in old movies.
Posted by: humphreyrobot
--------

Standard umbrella stand.

Also, the second time I have linked to this Far Side cartoon this week. Larson produced a LOT of elephant cartoons:

https://tinyurl.com/2bsa5e6h

Conversely: https://tinyurl.com/k8ky5jpb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2022 09:09 PM (xsETX)

285 Mitch McConnell fell into a hole. And he's never crawled out.

Someone should throw down a Bible and a .45 with one round into the hole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 09:10 PM (m7R0k)

286 I've never ridden an elephant, or a camel, or a burro for that matter. I have ridden horses, but that's the extent of the beast of burden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:10 PM (1JtC2)

287 I don't think I've ever heard of this before:

NC's Dem-dominated Supreme Court says the GOP-dominated General Assembly is illegitimate due to gerrymandering, and so lacks the authority to amend the state's constitution.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9w7yb3

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 19, 2022 09:10 PM (sWM8x)

288 What? Do you mean African or European mastadon?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

289 Mastodon is a metal band I have seen thrice live, but do not have any of their albums. They always worked as an opening act. I don't hate them. Of course the rock station will not play their music, because rocks stations are faggy and lame.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

290 Hmmm... random thought. No more Chargers. No more Challengers. Camaro stops next year.

So, what is the NEXT Highway Patrol Car? Electric does not have the range to do a full day of enforcement.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

291 I've never ridden an elephant, or a camel, or a burro for that matter. I have ridden horses, but that's the extent of the beast of burden.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:10 PM (1JtC2)

Son rode a camel when he was in Israel. Said it was fun, but a little scary when they stand up. Gotta lean way back.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (x8Wzq)

292 >>
NC's Dem-dominated Supreme Court says the GOP-dominated General Assembly is illegitimate due to gerrymandering, and so lacks the authority to amend the state's constitution.

The General Assembly should walk right over to the courthouse and beat them like Hunter beats his hookers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (m7R0k)

293 Within ten years all domestic automakers will be bankrupt and out of business.

We will all drive Toyotas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (1JtC2)

294 Mrs. Mahon has never ridden a horse. I have to remedy that soon. She loves horses.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

295 I'd like to ride a giant trained kangaroo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at August 19, 2022 09:14 PM (1JtC2)

296 We will all drive Toyotas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (1JtC2)

Does Nissan count?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

297 269 I tell Lucy the Twatfink that no one loves her. Not even her mother. That's why she was at the pound.
She ignores me and pushes something else off the coffee table and scratches my couch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022
***
I told Marie-Antoinette the late black smart cat that no one liked her; and Chekov D. Siberian that "Cats are the least popular pet, Siberians the least popular breed, and white-and-black the least popular coat color. You got three strikes already, cat. Don't make it worse."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2022 09:04 PM (c6xtn)
I tell MadisonTheCat that she's the luckiest black cat in
Texas. She got smashed in the middle of a busy intersection and some sentimental old bastard ran out in traffic and scooped her up. He then spent over $2,500 to patch her up and now she's an elegant acrobatic bugkilling machine.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)

298 I'll bet a kangaroo can really move if you put the spurs to him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:15 PM (1JtC2)

299 Does Nissan count?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

Sure. We will just have Asian cars.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:16 PM (1JtC2)

300 Mastodon = “breast tooth”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 09:16 PM (atmen)

301 Eromero,
Then I give her treats and tell her I love her and sing "you are my sunshine," to her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:17 PM (U2p+3)

302 We will all drive Toyotas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (1JtC2)

Or whoever can cheat the best on their emissions tests

Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 09:17 PM (AmoqO)

303 Hmmm... random thought. No more Chargers. No more Challengers. Camaro stops next year.

So, what is the NEXT Highway Patrol Car? Electric does not have the range to do a full day of enforcement.

They'll just tap into everyone's telemetry streams and issue tickets remotely.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 09:17 PM (Bd6X8)

304 Within ten years all domestic automakers will be bankrupt and out of business.

We will all drive Toyotas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts

Lexus is Toyota, right? It's a sacrifice I'll have to make.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2022 09:18 PM (P1f+c)

305 I'm laying here on the couch with Prettygirl snuggled up against me. I want to go play a few more rounds of Hearts of Iron III but she's very comfortable in my way.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:18 PM (KAi1n)

306 Pug, your Mrs can get her horse fix an the MoMe. Bunches of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 09:19 PM (KX8uC)

307 Nissan nearly went bankrupt about what, fifteen, twenty years ago? They were bought up by the Renault Group, the French carmaking company.

And now you know why your Nissan has five forward gears, and six in reverse, plus overdrive.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2022 09:20 PM (tkOps)

308 Our clan:

Nissan Frontier
Hyundai Elantra
Hyundai Accent
Subaru Crosstrek

My late Pa and Grandpa would shake their heads.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:20 PM (x8Wzq)

309 Dogs are smarter than cats.

Fight me:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 09:20 PM (atmen)

310 In 2016, my former Dorkie-Dork, runtie Maine Coon mix, had to have a rear leg amputated from trauma and she almost died during the operation. But she recovered and overcame. Best $20,000 i ever spent.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:21 PM (KAi1n)

311 302 We will all drive Toyotas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (1JtC2)

Or whoever can cheat the best on their emissions tests
Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 09:17 PM (AmoqO)
I'm still tickled about VW almost got away with gundecking the emissions in Kalifornina.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)

312 Pug, your Mrs can get her horse fix an the MoMe. Bunches of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 09:19 PM (KX8uC)

Oh wow. She will love that.

*looks at watch*

Must be patient. Must be patient.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

313 Dogs are smarter than cats.

Fight me:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Don't have to b/c it's simply untrue.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

314 I'm still tickled about VW almost got away with gundecking the emissions in Kalifornina.

Personally, I thought the VW engineers that came up with that should get bonuses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

315 >>>I'll bet a kangaroo can really move if you put the spurs to him.

>Probably an incredible ride, but I'd bet he'd try to scrub you of on a tree branch. Had a hunting horse that liked to low-bridge his rider while chasing elk.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2022 09:23 PM (iRfpu)

316 304 Within ten years all domestic automakers will be bankrupt and out of business.

We will all drive Toyotas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts

This is intentional. If they were serious about reducing hydrocarbons, they would have fixed the CAFE, and the O'f-wad double down on CAFE. They are not. They are serious about destroying the auto industry.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 09:23 PM (dGxJ1)

317 I think that Dr. Honda was a real genius but, I spent the afternoon wiring in a full wave rectifier and voltage limiter into my 1983 C70 to stop it from eating headlight bulbs. The good Doctor designed them to use the battery to soak up extra voltage, and boy does it put out extra volts. It's supposed to be 12V but, according to my meter, the alternator puts out 29V at high RPM, and if the battery is full from a long ride, *POP* goes the headlight bulb.

Not the best design.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:24 PM (yQpMk)

318 305 I'm laying here on the couch with Prettygirl snuggled up against me. I want to go play a few more rounds of Hearts of Iron III but she's very comfortable in my way.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:18 PM (KAi1n)

Wow, HOI 3? Been on 4 with Mods for a lonnnngggg time.

And yes... the SOUTH has ruled the world more than once.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:25 PM (oHd/0)

319 >>Don't have to b/c it's simply untrue.

Dogs crap outside and not in a box.

End of story.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

320 309 Dogs are smarter than cats.

Fight me:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 09:20 PM (atmen)

Cats lick their own butts.

Dogs lick other dogs butts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

321 Just so you know Hatch chilis from AZ are available roasted in Texas groceries. I've eaten them every meal for a solid week.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (0OP+5)

322 So, what is the NEXT Highway Patrol Car? Electric does not have the range to do a full day of enforcement.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

Dust off the Crown Vic tooling.

Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (9UmRs)

323 316
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

We don't need jobs in the USA, but we sure seem to need illegals!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

324 319 >>Don't have to b/c it's simply untrue.

Dogs crap outside and not in a box.

End of story.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Uh, the box is IN the house... the Yard? outside. Whether an animal, or a HEARD, craps in my house? rather it be outside.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:27 PM (oHd/0)

325 Just so you know Hatch chilis from AZ are available roasted in Texas groceries. I've eaten them every meal for a solid week.
Posted by: Eromero

I just bought some Hatch chili brats. Can't wait to try them.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2022 09:27 PM (66jxp)

326 Don't have to b/c it's simply untrue.

Dogs crap outside and not in a box.

End of story.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S

Are you using that to say dogs are smarter? Not the best argument.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (YkJcg)

327 They all drive SUVs out here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

328 322 So, what is the NEXT Highway Patrol Car? Electric does not have the range to do a full day of enforcement.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

Dust off the Crown Vic tooling.
Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (9UmRs)

Ewwww... made need to do a Chukathon...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)

329 >>Uh, the box is IN the house... the Yard? outside. Whether an animal, or a HEARD, craps in my house? rather it be outside.

Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)

330 309 Dogs are smarter than cats.

Fight me:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2022 09:20 PM (atmen)

Cats lick their own butts.

Dogs lick other dogs butts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

Dogs CAN look up!

Posted by: Shaun of the Dead at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (4I/2K)

331 and if the battery is full from a long ride, *POP* goes the headlight bulb.

Not the best design.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

And there's the rub. In Japan 1983, almost no highways. Same with Prius - in Japan it makes great sense since there is almost all city driving. On highways hybrids don't conserve anything.

US driving is unlike any other country (closest is Aus and Can, but even they are much more dense in the slivers where people actually live.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 09:29 PM (dGxJ1)

332 >>Are you using that to say dogs are smarter? Not the best argument.

Enjoy cleaning up your cat shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

333 Dogs lick other dogs butts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

Dogs CAN look up!
Posted by: Shaun of the Dead at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (4I/2K)

There have been multiple instances where if the owner of a dog dies... they stay by the body to protect it...

Where the owner of Cats die.... and it eats them.

Nuf... said...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

334 Got news for you. Dogs sometimes crap in the house and they don't use a box.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 19, 2022 09:30 PM (5HBd1)

335 Uh, the box is IN the house... the Yard? outside. Whether an animal, or a HEARD, craps in my house? rather it be outside.

Exactly.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Do you two guys crap outside?

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 09:31 PM (YkJcg)

336 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:24 PM (yQpMk)
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After you mentioned your C70 yesterday I looked at the current crop of Honda's small bikes. They have some really cool designs out, including a new one that sells for under $2000. The Grom, which costs about $3400, is currently the biggest-selling small bike worldwide, which I didn't know.

Honda is well-positioned for exploding gas prices.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 19, 2022 09:31 PM (sWM8x)

337 Well. You still have to pick up the dog shit.

Six of one. Half dozen of the other.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (U2p+3)

338 US driving is unlike any other country (closest is Aus and Can, but even they are much more dense in the slivers where people actually live.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 19, 2022 09:29 PM (dGxJ1)

US is Schizo on transportation though. Urban vs. Rural is a REAL difference.

Problem is, Urban has the votes... so rural sucks hind tit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (oHd/0)

339 We used to drive Crown Vics, now it's Explorers, Durangos, and Tahoes. I preferred the Crown Vics, then Tahoes. The Chargers were always POSs.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

340 Are you using that to say dogs are smarter? Not the best argument.

Enjoy cleaning up your cat shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7M

You don't pick up after your dog? There goes my theory only Lefties don't pick up their dog's crap.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (YkJcg)

341
There have been multiple instances where if the owner of a dog dies... they stay by the body to protect it...

Where the owner of Cats die.... and it eats them.

Nuf... said...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:30 PM (oHd/0

So cats are smart enough to survive by any means and dogs starve.

Brilliant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

342 335 Uh, the box is IN the house... the Yard? outside. Whether an animal, or a HEARD, craps in my house? rather it be outside.

Exactly.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Do you two guys crap outside?
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 09:31 PM (YkJcg)

Funny... seen dogs actually trained to use a toilet... never seen a CAT trained to.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

343 I don't know why it makes a difference any way. I have a dog and a cat. I like both of them. Always have. I don't go around demanding people do what I do. I just ask that people not kill my cats because they don't like them. I had two that were deliberately run over, while off the road. And that is why I only have indoor cats now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 19, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

344 Where the owner of Cats die.... and it eats them.

Nuf... said...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:30 PM (oHd/0

So cats are smart enough to survive by any means and dogs starve.

Brilliant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

So, its OK for your friends to survive, off your remains? Interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:34 PM (oHd/0)

345 >>You don't pick up after your dog? There goes my theory only Lefties don't pick up their dog's crap.

Not in my house. My dog is smart enough to go outside. There goes my theory that only leftists let an animal shit in their house.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

346 After you mentioned your C70 yesterday I looked at the current crop of Honda's small bikes.

I saw a C125 Supercub yesterday. It was like the C70 on roids. I actually have a Lifan 125cc motor I could put in this bike when the current motor burns up. It would scat then I bet, but the brakes not so good for high speed and the steering rake is a bit vertical. It will probably be dangerous.

https://bityl.co/Dv1S

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

347 Saw Jay Leno riding a Munch Mammoth, or more correctly the "Münch Mammoth", a superbike first released in the late 1960s with a 1.2 liter 4-cylinder car engine fitted to a custom frame and capable of up to 104 bhp depending on the model.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 19, 2022 09:36 PM (qU3a5)

348 I had two that were deliberately run over, while off the road. And that is why I only have indoor cats now.
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Wow, you've got some rough-ass neighbors.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 19, 2022 09:36 PM (sWM8x)

349 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

They actually have training kits you can buy to train your cat to use the toilet.

But I'm with Notsothoreau. I like both dogs and cats and have had both at the same time growing up.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2022 09:36 PM (YkJcg)

350
So cats are smart enough to survive by any means and dogs starve.

Brilliant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:32 PM (mE7cY)

So, its OK for your friends to survive, off your remains? Interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:34 PM (oHd/0

I'd rather my cat survive than die, yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:36 PM (mE7cY)

351 Let's not bicker and argue about pet shit.

This is supposed to be a happy occasion!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

352 I've seen cats trained to use the toilet. My cat mostly goes outside but she has a litter box for night or when it's raining out.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:37 PM (KAi1n)

353 351 Let's not bicker and argue about pet shit.

This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3

What's the occasion?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:37 PM (mE7cY)

354 345 >>You don't pick up after your dog? There goes my theory only Lefties don't pick up their dog's crap.

Not in my house. My dog is smart enough to go outside. There goes my theory that only leftists let an animal shit in their house.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)
When your dog has dementia it's like a family member with dementia. Think about it. Breaks the heart, it does.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:37 PM (0OP+5)

355 There have been multiple instances where if the owner of a dog dies... they stay by the body to protect it...

Where the owner of Cats die.... and it eats them.

Nuf... said...
Posted by: Romeo13

Uh...

https://tinyurl.com/sveed42w

Posted by: Mary Provost at August 19, 2022 09:38 PM (dGxJ1)

356 I saw a C125 Supercub yesterday.
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Yeah, I looked at those online yesterday. Very cool.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 19, 2022 09:38 PM (sWM8x)

357 Just so you know Hatch chilis from AZ are available roasted in Texas groceries. I've eaten them every meal for a solid week.

Hatch chilis are from NM. They're named for the town of Hatch. If they're grown anywhere else, they're not Hatch chilis.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 09:38 PM (Bd6X8)

358 Dogs lick other dogs butts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2022 09:26 PM (mE7cY)

rimshot

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2022 09:39 PM (us2H3)

359 "Wow, you've got some rough-ass neighbors."

There are plenty of drivers who go out of their way to run over animals. All cats should be indoor only.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at August 19, 2022 09:40 PM (qpX6U)

360 357 Just so you know Hatch chilis from AZ are available roasted in Texas groceries. I've eaten them every meal for a solid week.

Hatch chilis are from NM. They're named for the town of Hatch. If they're grown anywhere else, they're not Hatch chilis.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 09:38 PM (Bd6X

Yeah, let's not argue about who grew who. But you're right, amigo.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)

361 My C70 looks like this one.

https://bityl.co/Dv1f

Same Monza Red paint.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:41 PM (yQpMk)

362 California has Civil Code sec. 3340 which allows punitive damages for cruelty to animals. 5 states have similar laws, all in the midwest or west.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:41 PM (KAi1n)

363 >>When your dog has dementia it's like a family member with dementia. Think about it. Breaks the heart, it does.

That's different. I make exceptions for babies and the elderly.

It's a ridiculous myth that cats are somehow smarter than dogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

364 My cat is an innie-outie but the backyard is sufficiently fenced that no driver is getting in here. Coyotes are a bigger problem than drivers.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:43 PM (KAi1n)

365 Yeah, let's not argue about who grew who. But you're right, amigo.

I figure if the French get to be assholes about Champaign...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X8)

366 When I was in kollege, I was chatting with a girl from the Tri-Delt sorority, when this guy comes up...charges me, his ears flapping. I punched his trunk and that was that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2022 09:44 PM (anj39)

367 Lucy only goes outside under supervision.

There's a new fad going around stating cats are "invasive species " and should not be allowed outside at all because they kill birds. I get it. But, don't windmills kill a lot more birds?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:45 PM (U2p+3)

368
A puppy will appear to have the attention span of a gnat, yet will patiently work at some at some nefarious deed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 09:46 PM (1Nxff)

369 361 My C70 looks like this one.
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When we were kids, several friends had the Trail 70. Lots of fun to ride. Incidentally, I read some time ago that of all the internal combustion engines ever manufactured, the 49cc Honda Cub engine was the worldwide sales leader.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 19, 2022 09:46 PM (sWM8x)

370 When Boy928 was a teenager, he went with me to the Honda shop when I was buying some parts and we were looking at one of those 1000cc+ cafe racer type super bikes. A salesman can over to talk to us and the first question he had was if I was considering buying one for the boy. I said no, and he said good, because they wouldn't sell me one if I was. He said they wouldn't want his death on their conscience. He said if you put a 16y/o on a bike that can light it's tires off at 55 if you suddenly gave it full throttle was like signing a death sentence because boys are stupid risky.

I just nodded to that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:46 PM (yQpMk)

371 @351 nurse ratched-......or about who killed who......

Posted by: JROD at August 19, 2022 09:47 PM (0jZnq)

372 It's a ridiculous myth that cats are somehow smarter than dogs.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, well...our 17 year old kitteh has dementia. We have to guide her to her food dish several times a day. Physically she is still able to jump up on tables and counters. But she gets confused and does that sad meow thing. Leaving the light on over the stove seems to have helped. I don't know if she is smarter than a dog, but she's our girl.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

373 Shiiiit, the only thing my cat kills is Fancy Feast. I've had innie-outies since 2005 and in that entire span, i got 1 present.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2022 09:49 PM (KAi1n)

374
Dogs crap outside and not in a box.

End of story.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

__________

We put a pan with horse pellets in the puppy pen. They learned very quickly to use that and nowhere else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 09:49 PM (1Nxff)

375
But, don't windmills kill a lot more birds?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2022 09:45 PM (U2p+3)

__________

Then windmills should be indoors too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2022 09:50 PM (1Nxff)

376 Shiiiit, the only thing my cat kills is Fancy Feast. I've had innie-outies since 2005 and in that entire span, i got 1 present.

Dead mouse on my driveway today. I think the neighborhood cats are telling me to up my game.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 19, 2022 09:50 PM (Bd6X8)

377 Let's not bicker about who eats who.

Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2022 09:50 PM (AmoqO)

378 >>I don't know if she is smarter than a dog, but she's our girl.

And that's as it should be. I don't dislike cats. I was raised with cats, dogs, horses and a whole lot of other animals. They are all good in there own way and different animals for different people.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2022 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

379 Dogs have masters, cats have servants.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2022 09:52 PM (yQpMk)

380
When your dog has dementia it's like a family member with dementia. Think about it. Breaks the heart, it does.
Posted by: Eromero

Does he try to shake hands with someone who isn't there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

381 Mom had cats until I left home.
Cats can be trained to shit out side
Not that hard to do

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2022 09:57 PM (I2B1v)

382 my door looks like at rat/mouse mortuary every morning along with the occasional frog or rabbit.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2022 09:57 PM (KX8uC)

383 I love doggies. Enough to know that I am not the right kind of man to take care of a dog. I would do all right, but any dog I had would be one of them ones that jump up and want to lick your face.

I simply do not have the temperament to raise a well-behaved dog.

That's why I've always preferred cats. Plop them in the litter box a couple of times, they're house-trained.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

384 Bitch McConnell denying money to Trump senate candidates, that's what I heard.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 19, 2022 09:59 PM (I2B1v)

385 when I got my first bichon, I just let him roam the countryside with my golden

and when it snowed, you couldn't even see him

of course, like everything else, once i started thinking about it and I got really attached to him, I started worrying about him roaming aroud

I still can't believe I let him do that

now, he's hardly ever out of my sight

and I got another one

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2022 10:00 PM (us2H3)

386 When your dog has dementia it's like a family member with dementia. Think about it. Breaks the heart, it does.
Posted by: Eromero

Does he try to shake hands with someone who isn't there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

Does he send pallets of cash to Ukraine?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:00 PM (x8Wzq)

387 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman

Couple of articles about that. But apparently some of the Trump candidates are not depending on Mitch for the time of day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 19, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

388 The General Assembly should walk right over to the courthouse and beat them like Hunter beats his hookers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2022 09:13 PM (m7R0k)

Impeachment

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2022 10:02 PM (xhaym)

389 384 Bitch McConnell denying money to Trump senate candidates, that's what I heard.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 19, 2022 09:59 PM (I2B1v)

Blake Masters said he has never talked to Mitch

Joe Kent said Kevin has never called him after his win

we are so fucked

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (us2H3)

390 Never seen an outdoor cat here. Not even once. Apparently putting your cat outdoors here is the equivalent of opening a Golden Corral buffet for coyotes.

Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (cm/80)

391 390 Never seen an outdoor cat here. Not even once. Apparently putting your cat outdoors here is the equivalent of opening a Golden Corral buffet for coyotes.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (cm/80)

I've taken on strays as barn cats but I've never had one make thru a winter

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2022 10:05 PM (us2H3)

392 So, its OK for your friends to survive, off your remains? Interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2022 09:34 PM (oHd/0)

The argument has merits.

Posted by: Some Uruguayan Rugby Team at August 19, 2022 10:07 PM (xhaym)

393 Never seen an outdoor cat here. Not even once. Apparently putting your cat outdoors here is the equivalent of opening a Golden Corral buffet for coyotes.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2022 10:03 PM (cm/80)

I've seen a couple. Both really big orange tom cats who look like they know how to fuck shit up. Really nice too. They would visit me when I sat on my porch.

But for the most part, I do not see a lot of cats wandering around. We have foxes, coyotes, big hawks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 19, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)

394 Our outdoor kitteh doesn't leave 'presents' for us. I'm not complaining!

He comes indoors to mooch cat fud, if hunting was unsuccessful. And to escape extreme temperatures, especially on winter nights.

He likes to sprawl out on the cool tile floor when it's 100F+ outside

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