Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/7/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“The biggest thing that got him was Jon had called Roger Goodell a female body part that wasn’t becoming. I guess he made some bad comments about the Glazers, but you have to realize he had just been fired by the Bucs and he thought he was on private e-mails. A lot of people when they’re fired say bad things.” Former NFL Coach John Gruden’s agent Bob LaMonte


Quote II

“Dick Cheney is a war criminal..lied to the American people and brought nothing but death and destruction to Iraq ….Cheney’s demon seed will be destroyed at the polls by the good folks in Wyoming… and then we will be done with them,” Steve Bannon


Quote III

“We got our ass kicked. It’s just that simple. Looks to me like we got rinky-doo’d. That’s a Louisiana word for ‘screwed.’ And we got our ass kicked. That’s the way my people back home see it,” Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)

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The Comment of The Week

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What else is new? Leftists only like certain SCOTUS decisions.

A state with a large presence of agricultural properties has adopted a law giving 'trespassers' a right to access those lands while speaking to workers there, despite a Supreme Court precedent that struck down that very strategy in another state.

It is Colorado that adopted recently an Agricultural Workers' Rights law that requires those landowners to provide access to those visitors, or "service providers" such as union officials or counselors, who want to contact their workers on site.


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Current events meets Art........

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A couple of goodbyes.


RIP Roger E. Mosley.


RIP Judith Durham


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Tweet of The Week. I'm almost speechless at the utter stupidity and waste of money. H/T
Isophorone Blog


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Is she an imbecile? Is she a functioning alcoholic? Does she suffer from dementia? Or could it be a combination?

Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There

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Democratic Rep. Brad Schneider of Illinois will be looking for a new staffer.

A Democratic congressional staffer impersonated a federal agent and led the Secret Service on a weeks-long manhunt between late 2020 and early 2021.

The congressional staffer, Sterling Devion Carter, worked for Democratic Rep. Brad Schneider of Illinois, according to reporting from The Daily Beast.

Police spotted Carter impersonating law enforcement on November 12, 2020, at around 11:45 a.m. He was spotted standing near a blue Ford Taurus resembling a police cruiser in Washington D.C.


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Regulars know what Rule Number 1 is. Rule Number 2 is: Don't stick your dick in hostility.

GRISLY DEATH Horror death of boyfriend ‘whose skin MELTED after his girlfriend set him on fire’ as her chilling words to him revealed

A 25-YEAR-old man suffered a horrific death after his girlfriend allegedly set him on fire at a gas station.

Cops said that Breana Johnson, 24, will face a murder charge in Ricky Doyle's death, which came two weeks after he was injured.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE & CAP LETTERS EMPORIUM



On this day: August 7, 1970 - The Goose Lake International Music Festival
The Goose Lake International Music Festival was held in Leoni, Michigan. Over 200,000 fans attended the three day festival. Acts who appeared included, Jethro Tull, 10 Years After, Mountain, Chicago, Bob Seger, John Sebastian, James Gang, Stooges with Iggy Pop, Brownsville Station, MC5, Rod Stewart and Flying Burrito Brothers. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Someone forgot to take out the keys. Just because you can take it, doesn't mean you should. Genius Award Winner.

SALT LAKE CITY (KUTV) — A man was arrested after police said he stole an excavator, drove nearly a mile down the street, and started ripping up the ground at a grocery store parking lot in Salt Lake City.

The incident happened just after noon Saturday, according to Salt Lake City police.

According to a news release, the excavator was left running at a job site at 900 South 300 West when the man got inside and drove away.

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Meet Jonah Michael. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

It is - quite literally - a whale of a story.

Michael Packard was diving for lobster off the Cape Cod coast in Massachusetts when he was hit by what felt like a 100-tonne lorry.

Being 45ft beneath the waves, the juggernaut object was not a motor vehicle at all however - but one of the largest living creatures known on the face of the planet.

Humpback whales are among the biggest beasts on earth alongside their cousins the blue whale and have been known to eat up to 1.4 metric tons of small fish or krill.

So when Michael was gulped by of the friendly giants in June of last year, his adult male body would have barely touched the sides of its mouth.

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 8-7-2022


Top 10 commenters:
1 [588 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [82.48 posts/day]
2 [540 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang'
3 [377 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [368 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor '
5 [311 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
6 [299 comments] 'Skip'
7 [298 comments] 'Wolfus Aurelius '
8 [289 comments] 'andycanuck (yikp0)'
9 [285 comments] 'blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/)'
10 [280 comments] 'DB'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [218 names] 'Ciampino - ' [30.58 unique names/day]
2 [50 names] 'OrangeEnt'
3 [50 names] 'Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison'
4 [49 names] 'Duncanthrax'
5 [46 names] 'if Miklos is in a good mood'
6 [42 names] 'Count de Monet'
7 [36 names] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
8 [34 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
9 [33 names] 'She Hobbit'
10 [32 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Misanthropic Clothing.


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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No shirt, no pants, no lingerie, no problem. Socks optional.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 09:52 PM (LsEU/)

2 Top 5... coulda been a contender.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 07, 2022 09:53 PM (+ldAm)

3 Top ten - only because its Sunday night

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 09:54 PM (+Cgut)

4 Top 5

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 09:55 PM (MGB5H)

5 Looks at watch. Yer early. Glad to see you here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 09:55 PM (7bRMQ)

6
The Yankees lost their fifth straight game today. All that's left is for Judge to get injured and Yankeedom won't have anything to beat their underdeveloped chests about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (1Nxff)

7 What a fine ONT!
Now for the content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

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ONT Hot 25!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 09:57 PM (D7U4k)

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The Yankees lost their fifth straight game today. All that's left is for Judge to get injured and Yankeedom won't have anything to beat their underdeveloped chests about.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (1Nxff)

Is that like softball or something?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

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Posted by: Theodore at August 07, 2022 09:57 PM (GJnvT)

11 I've been away for a few days. It looks like there is a lot to catch up on.

Posted by: Theodore at August 07, 2022 09:59 PM (GJnvT)

12 Hi all

Posted by: Ciampino - accept that different nations may spell things differently at August 07, 2022 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

13 MisHum
Do you have that shirt copyrighted?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

14 7 What a fine ONT!
Now for the content!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)


Oh ye of overconfidence.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

15 OK I am shocked to see my nic in the top 10. I go back to work next week, so I can return to a more occasional status here

Posted by: DB at August 07, 2022 10:02 PM (geLO8)

16 13 MisHum
Do you have that shirt copyrighted?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)


No, but I want to.

Also gift season is coming up. I would like an XL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

17 I read somewhere long ago, that at 1:20 of that Seekers clip, Judith was monumentally annoyed with the guys for some unknown reason from a previous take and stuck her arms on her hips and sang her brains out - even more so than usual - as a 'drop dead you wankers!' to them.

And she crushed it. What. A. Voice. What. A. Song.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:03 PM (LsEU/)

18 Answer to the Pelosi question: Yes.

The Seekers once again prove, If there's an upright bass in the band, it's going to be good.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:03 PM (doiJh)

19 good evening all

Posted by: wing at August 07, 2022 10:04 PM (PlW9M)

20 The Yankees lost . . . .
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Heh. Yank this!!"

--- Mets fans

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:04 PM (LsEU/)

21 Judith Durham had an amazing voice. I remember those days fondly.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)

22 "Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There"

And THIS is why we don't let children vote or sign contracts.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:05 PM (o61E1)

23 I learned something this weekend after many years of marital bliss - if the new place is not past more than two Dollar Generals to the Walmart, it isn't out there far enough.

That's my girl!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)

24 How did that woman set the guy on fire with 50 cents worth of gas? That's like, what, a teaspoon?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 07, 2022 10:07 PM (RFKzk)

25 Sterling Devion Carter must have turned down a date with a tranny. Otherwise he wouldn't have been arrested.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

26 I learned something this weekend after many years of marital bliss - if the new place is not past more than two Dollar Generals to the Walmart, it isn't out there far enough.

That's my girl!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)

Aren't you in NYC?!

Posted by: DaisyB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (AbL8c)

27 "a job site at 900 South 300 West"
Uh, WHERE?

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)

28 Judith Durham had an amazing voice. I remember those days fondly.
Posted by: jewells45


{{{Jewells}}} I think "timbre" is the correct word for the quality of her voice?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

29 Aren't you in NYC?!
Posted by: DaisyB

Oh hell no. I've been released early from my sentence in OH. So, looking down south.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)

30 Got a note from my Aussie buddy. It is as if the death of Judith Durham is a national mourning event.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (anj39)

31 Hello, all.

Haven't been around for awhile, life gets in the way.

Is there a special handshake or something, or will this 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels be sufficient to get through the door?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

32 Good evening, Ones.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (ynq4A)

33 SALT LAKE CITY (KUTV) A man was arrested after police said he stole an excavator, drove nearly a mile down the street, and started ripping up the ground at a grocery store parking lot in Salt Lake City.


When I was 21, a drunk man was kicked out of the local AmVets bar while I was there drinking.

He went to the job site where he worked, stole a backhoe, returned to the club and hour later and ripped down the front of the building.

When police arrived he led them on a low speed chase for 3 miles back to the construction site, where he parked the backhoe before getting arrested.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 07, 2022 10:11 PM (Z0jKT)

34 >"a job site at 900 South 300 West"
Uh, WHERE?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)

Not familiar with the wonders of Utah street naming, eh?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 07, 2022 10:11 PM (nsEXz)

35 Maverick has now grossed 662m$ Domestically passing titanic (hurl) for 7th all time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)

36 Is there a special handshake or something, or will this 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels be sufficient to get through the door?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Moose out front should have told you "Yes!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

37 "a job site at 900 South 300 West"
Uh, WHERE?

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)

Weirdest street system ever. And I have to become familiar with it starting next week....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)

38 Oh hell no. I've been released early from my sentence in OH. So, looking down south.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)

Ah. Just made a southern migration as well.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (AbL8c)

39 Is there a special handshake or something, or will this 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels be sufficient to get through the door?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Enter the Arena hail and good citizen LCD!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)

40
Ten Years After in my not so humble opinion is the most underrated band of the 70's. Alvin Lee was simply amazing. Damn that guy knew the guitar.

Thanks MisHum for the reminder this evening.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)

41 I never heard of Judith Durham and I consider that a loss. Went YTubing and she had a wonderful voice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sAmhv)

42
When police arrived he led them on a low speed chase for 3 miles back to the construction site, where he parked the backhoe before getting arrested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 07, 2022 10:11 PM (Z0jKT)


That's a brilliant Genius Award Winner.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

43 {{{Jewells}}} I think "timbre" is the correct word for the quality of her voice?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

It wood.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

44 LeftCoast Dawg, long time no see, come in and pull up a recliner.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:13 PM (ynq4A)

45 When police arrived he led them on a low speed chase for 3 miles back to the construction site, where he parked the backhoe before getting arrested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

We need common sense backhoe control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:13 PM (LsEU/)

46 39 Is there a special handshake or something, or will this 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels be sufficient to get through the door?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Enter the Arena hail and good citizen LCD!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)

Ahh.

One of the many truly fine people here. Hello, Tonypete!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

47 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (Bd6X8)

48 That's a brilliant Genius Award Winner.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


To be fair, he cannot be charged with theft since he returned the borrowed property!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

49 Is there a special handshake or something, or will this 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels be sufficient to get through the door?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)


Elbow bump will do. Hard to shake hands with a bottle in each hand.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (anj39)

50 Hrothgar.. for sure.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

51 Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There

I would be willing to help pay for her to get halfway there.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)

52 >>> 35 Maverick has now grossed 662m$ Domestically passing titanic (hurl) for 7th all time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)

HA HA!

It would be interesting to compare ticket sales especially considering demographics, but it's still funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2022 10:15 PM (llON8)

53 Hey LCD
Been a while. Come in and share a sip of the Jack.
I have the Big Horn ready.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:15 PM (doiJh)

54 I would be willing to help pay for her to get halfway there.
Posted by: Archimedes

6 foot should be plenty deep.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:15 PM (MGB5H)

55 I have the Big Horn ready.
Posted by: Winston

I see the Phrasing lamp has not been lit.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (LsEU/)

56 Is there a special handshake or something...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

A reach-around would be nice...

Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (XIJ/X)

57 When police arrived he led them on a low speed chase for 3 miles back to the construction site, where he parked the backhoe before getting arrested.

Obviously he did learn one thing from his parents. Put your toys away when you're done playing with them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)

58 >>> 51 Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There

I would be willing to help pay for her to get halfway there.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)

Wrong way, she and a bunch of other commies should be on a rocket heading for the Sun.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (llON8)

59 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the Mark and Emmie Lou song up top.

And the barn photo with our great flag!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (xT18z)

60 "It's unclear why he allegedly stole the equipment or why he chose that location to dig. Police said the case will be referred to the District Attorney's office, and they don't expect to provide any further details."

I wonder if the Genius Award winner was trying to recreate the Blaumilch Canal?

Probably not, the ending turned out much different.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (xhaym)

61 6 foot should be plenty deep.
Posted by: BruceWayne


At least 12, just to be sure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

62 demon seed will be destroyed at the polls by the good folks in Wyoming… and then we will be done with them,” Steve Bannon

That and Paxton wiped out the Bush clan in TX.

BEWARE, there is a vacuum.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (ynq4A)

63 Hah!
tonypete
Big Horn Bourbon. Ennis, MT. The last PNWMoMe, it didn't last long.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (doiJh)

64 Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There

One of the most bizarre statements I've ever heard from a politician.

The statement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqTeJLZUc

One wonders what the people around her are thinking.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

65

Was wondering earlier today where LCD and a couple of others have gotten off to...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 07, 2022 10:18 PM (7DYli)

66 One wonders what the people around her are thinking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:18 PM (I2/tG)


I wonder if people around her are capable of thinking!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

67 Howdy and thanks, Mis Hum.
Greetings to all Hordelings.

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2022 10:19 PM (yUjc0)

68 One of the most bizarre statements I've ever heard from a politician.

It has to be difficult to constantly speak in public, knowing that any time you say something wrong and it sounds stupid, you will be mocked. Better just to let'er rip, and then break into Ozzy Man level cursing.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)

69 56 Is there a special handshake or something...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

A reach-around would be nice...
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (XIJ/X)

Actually why one of the reasons I brought a half and not a fifth. Gotta get really blitzed for that kind of stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (sy5kK)

70 Liz Cheney isn't a complete idiot - she's only spent half of her hefty campaign chest on her hopeless primary in Wyoming.

She's going to have a huge slush fund to take with her when she goes back home to Northern Virginia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

71 "a job site at 900 South 300 West"
Uh, WHERE?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)

It's Utah. don't try to figure it out. Every little Podunk town along I-15 between Ogden and Spanish Fork has a 900 South exit. Or so it seems.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (guM5Q)

72 Thanks MH!
I got to see Knopfler with Clapton many years ago.
Fantastic to see these musicians together.
And as for demon Cheneys...F them...Hopefully they can hang out together in hell....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (BdkdF)

73 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)

74 I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, in Hell at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (sn5EN)

75 63 Hah!
tonypete
Big Horn Bourbon. Ennis, MT. The last PNWMoMe, it didn't last long.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (doiJh)


And I claim partial responsibility that Big Horn disappeared so quickly. Along with Mark Andrew Edwards Buffalo Trace, it was a bourbon heaven. Somehow I made it home the next day without too badly of a hangover. Good booze for the win!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

76 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45

Start with the last place you would look. Things are always in the last place you look.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (MGB5H)

77 I'm assuming Liz Cheney believes that the left will continue to love and lavish money on her after she's thrown out of office. I'm also assuming they'll kick her to the curb once she's no longer useful.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (BJKQV)

78 She's going to have a huge slush fund to take with her when she goes back home to Northern Virginia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM



https://www.lizcheneyforva.com/

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (kv+Nx)

79 Seekers were an early but very important part of da soundtrak of my yoot.

I would've been around 3rd grade or so, but her voice instantly reinforced an already dawning realization that gurlz was something special.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (tkOps)

80 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.

Posted by: jewells45

Are they on your head? That's where I usually find my lost glasses.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW)

81 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45

"Tony, Tony (St Anthony) come around. Something's lost and must be found."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (LsEU/)

82
The puppies got outside for the first time today, a little romp on the back porch. We'll be setting up a pen for them to play in the grass, under supervision, of course.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (1Nxff)

83 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)

In the ignition?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:23 PM (7bRMQ)

84 Impersonating an LEO?

Kamala when she was only a menage to CA had two staffers try to phish other LEO organizations into joining a Masonic international police force...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (GgXta)

85 Do the people who are around Pelosi think? Do they even listen to the drivel that spills out of her mouth? I'm guessing the answer is no.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (BjGT6)

86 I can't read Comment of the Week.

Posted by: Ciampino - gets blurry when magnified at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

87

Jewells, try in the freezer, next to the ice cream.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (7DYli)

88 She Hobbit

Congrats on comment on the week. Big time over there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (MGB5H)

89 Are they on your head? That's where I usually find my lost glasses.
Posted by: She Hobbit


That's where I usually find my underwear

...Joey. Biden...

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (vd8XM)

90 "a job site at 900 South 300 West"
Uh, WHERE?

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)

Weirdest street system ever. And I have to become familiar with it starting next week....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
Easy, peasy! This address is 9 blocks south of Center (which runs east and west) and 3 blocks west of Main (which runs north and south). Center and Main is the primary (usually the center) intersection in town. And there will be an LDS church on one of the four corners of that primary intersection. Every town in Utah has the same layout.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)

91 So wait, if spending an extra $3.5T will lower inflation a little a decade from now, why not spend $999T right now?

I mean we want to Whip Inflation Now right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)

92 73 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)

jewells, they are right where you last left them.

I know, I'm a smartass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (sy5kK)

93 Lost your car keys?

Date with Sandra Flook?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (GgXta)

94 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

95 I guess I'd sort of feel bad for Gruden if I hadn't given up sportsball years ago.

Like they say, the NFL is gay. If you are straight find a different hobby.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)

96 This address is 9 blocks south of Center (which runs east and west) and 3 blocks west of Main (which runs north and south). Center and Main is the primary (usually the center) intersection in town.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

This is dangerously close to math.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)

97

The fridge...

I found the clicker in there once!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (kv+Nx)

98 I think they are in the car. Which is in the garage. Which is downstairs. Which means I can't go look because Moose will then be up and want out and I'm ready for bed. I'll look tomorrow.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (nxdel)

99 Every town in Utah has the same layout.

What they lack in imagination they make up for in organization.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (Bd6X8)

100 The Emperor Palpatine cuts a campaign commercial for Liz Cheney, wearing a cowboy hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Nq9SpGzic

Is it to late to ship this guy off to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

101 588 comments?

Just 413 more Sponge and you can break 1,000.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (GgXta)

102 LCD.. thanks dude. SO much help!! lol!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (nxdel)

103 And I claim partial responsibility that Big Horn disappeared so quickly. Along with Mark Andrew Edwards Buffalo Trace, it was a bourbon heaven. Somehow I made it home the next day without too badly of a hangover. Good booze for the win!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

I'm a scotch guy but admit to having a couple bottles of Buffalo Trace on my very sturdy shelves.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (anj39)

104 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM




https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (kv+Nx)

105 Congrats on comment on the week. Big time over there.

Posted by: BruceWayne

I'd like to thank the academy. To be sure just being nominated was an honor. This one is for you, mama.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (ftFVW)

106 I mean we want to Whip Inflation Now right?

As long as Inflation is into it and you agree on the safe word, go for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Bd6X8)

107 Anyone else think those new IRS agents will be using the new IRS money to comb through social media looking for people whose badthink makes them deserve an audit?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)

108 Is it to late to ship this guy off to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes?

The claims that the Euro-niks made against him are bullshit.

However sending American boys off to die with no plan on how to win seems like a capital offense to me.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:28 PM (ESjRY)

109 Every town in Utah has the same layout.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)

Tabernacle St maybe instead of Center? Main St is there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

110 dang, Sponge. you ok? that's a buncha posting. Miklos? ummm, you're slacking a bit. kinda off yer feed so to speak.

y'all need some hep?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (MrZQl)

111 So, was it Alvin Lee who headed up Ten Years After?
Many psychedelic fun was had (not by me of course) listening to this band...
Good times (had by others )

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (BdkdF)

112 https://www.lizcheneyforva.com/

That's hilarious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (I2/tG)

113 This one is for you, mama.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Yeah, that's what Oedipus said and we all see where that got him.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (LsEU/)

114 As long as Inflation is into it and you agree on the safe word, go for it.

Ok Americans, your safe word is Fluggaenkoechiebolsen.

Remember if it gets too intense just say that and we'll stop. But...remember to pronounce it correctly...

Posted by: The IRS at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)

115 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)

Hang on Jewells, I'm gonna clap twice.

Clap Clap!

There. You should be able to find them now.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (anj39)

116 *blinks at prices for the Bandai YMT-05 Hildolfer from Mobile Suit Gundam.*

$200 for a 1/144 scale armor kit?

One word - No.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (GgXta)

117 Old news, but I just found out Musk/Tesla are getting into the mobile phone biz, the Pi Phone. Another piece for the colonization of Mars.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)

118 This address is 9 blocks south of Center (which runs east and west) and 3 blocks west of Main (which runs north and south). Center and Main is the primary (usually the center) intersection in town.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

This is dangerously close to math.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (xT18z)

119 Okay..took a chance and went down to the car. They were in the passenger seat. Moose still asleep. Thank God for small favors.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)

120

Did Insom get banned? Haven't seen him for a while.

Posted by: Long P. Ig at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (SHsaY)

121 Old news, but I just found out Musk/Tesla are getting into the mobile phone biz, the Pi Phone.

I hate pie.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)

122 I always found my lost keys in the apron pocket. Just in case they aren't in the car, Jewels.

Posted by: Iris at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (foa6+)

123 Oepdipus

Blinded. Two sons. Two daughters. And a civil war.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (GgXta)

124 Diogenes All you have to do is attend a mome.
The booze will flow. There may even, once in a while, be scotch.
The Buffalo Trace is very tasty.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (doiJh)

125 I don't know what the IRS will do with the money.

I have read, and I believe it to be true, that the IRS has a disabling shortage of the minimum wage employees who open & process the mail, i.e., mailroom clerks.

Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (NLIak)

126 Did Insom get banned? Haven't seen him for a while.

I think he decided to take a mental health break from internet stuff for a while. Hopefully it's working like he wanted it to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (Bd6X8)

127 I can't read Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Ciampino

i'll help. it says, 'for a good time, call Cianpino.'
- She Hobbit

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (MrZQl)

128 well, at least Judith Durham produced something

John Durham, not so much

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (us2H3)

129 107 Anyone else think those new IRS agents will be using the new IRS money to comb through social media looking for people whose badthink makes them deserve an audit?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)

29Victor, I think you hit the nail on the head.

Our FedGuv is corrupt as hell, and most of those that run it should go exactly there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:33 PM (sy5kK)

130 109 Every town in Utah has the same layout.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)


yeah, it's called being "on" the grid

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (us2H3)

131 I heard a tribute interview about Judith Durham that basically said even in her later years she had the voice of a 16 year old. And with lung disease since she was 4 years old. Amazing. A rare and wonderful talent. Her singing takes me back to a much simpler and easier time. How I wish we could have that again.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (7ZQe3)

132 Here's a really sweet version of Waltzing Matilda by the Seekers (featuring Judith),, go to time 3:23

https://tinyurl.com/4h9zp59w

You won't be disappointed...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)

133 John Durham, not so much

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (us2H3)

He is going to court again, this time as lead counsel (probably). Did you know that?

Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (XIJ/X)

134 Did Insom get banned? Haven't seen him for a while.
Posted by: Long P. Ig at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (SHsaY)

Not banned. Taking a rest from the HQ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (guM5Q)

135 Anyone else think those new IRS agents will be using the new IRS money to comb through social media looking for people whose badthink makes them deserve an audit?

It's not necessary to do that. My wife runs an internet business that brings in about a tenth of our income, and small internet businesses will doubtless be a prime target of the new IRS audits. Low hanging fruit, and all it would take is the cost of defending an audit or two to make continuing the business completely uneconomical.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

136 I always thought random audits were unconstitutional

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (us2H3)

137
I think he decided to take a mental health break from internet stuff for a while. Hopefully it's working like he wanted it to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (Bd6X

__________

I hope he's doing better. Has anyone been in contact with him? Just to make sure he's OK.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (1Nxff)

138 Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45

Are they in the car? I usually find mine laying on the seat or dangling from the ignition.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (Q8bDL)

139 always thought random audits were unconstitutional
Posted by: REDACTED

Nothing random about these comrade.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:36 PM (MGB5H)

140 Supposedly North Korea is offering 100K troops for Russia to go fight in Ukraine.

Which would mean we'd fight the Russians to the last Ukrainian life, and the Russians would fight us to the last Nork.

Perfect, truly perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

141 133 John Durham, not so much

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (us2H3)

He is going to court again, this time as lead counsel (probably). Did you know that?
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (XIJ/X)

Just assume I know everything

saves time

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (us2H3)

142 Anyone else think those new IRS agents will be using the new IRS money to comb through social media looking for people whose badthink makes them deserve an audit?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)


Someone's. Gotta shoot up all that ammo.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (anj39)

143 Are they in the car?

Yep! That's where they were!

Goodnight all. A few hours at the pool just did me in. Stay safe and don't give up.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (nxdel)

144 Jewells, try in the freezer, next to the ice cream.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (7DYli)

Now that there is funny.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (Q8bDL)

145 Tabernacle St maybe instead of Center? Main St is there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
Google Maps is your new friend! Save yourself the headache and worry...

As for the Tabernacle, it seems to go with cities that have a Temple, but not every city with a Temple has a Tabernacle Street. I need a secret decoder ring!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xT18z)

146 Always put your keys in the same place when you get home.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

147 Just assume I know everything

saves time

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (us2H3)

A legend in your own mind!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (XIJ/X)

148 I missed today's hobby thread...mine is doodling. I'll never be allowed to go to a MoMe - Ms. Boswell would never allow it - so I can only imagine what the Horde would look like in person:

So, I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)

149 yeah, it's called being "on" the grid
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (us2H3)

Problem is, for a stranger to the area, the signs on the freeway rarely identify which town a given "900 South" exit belongs to. So you might find yourself at 900 South in Jordan River, when you wanted 900 South in American Fork. Non-unique names are pretty dumb on freeway signage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (guM5Q)

150 I always thought random audits were unconstitutional

A "tax professional" posted on Twitter that he didn't understand what the big deal was - just don't cheat on your taxes, and you have no reason to fear an audit.

The negative ratio he got in response was truly impressive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

151 ELO - Mr Blue Sky

https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s
Jeff Lynne has an Afro warning

Post Modern Jukebox - Mr Blue Sky

https://youtu.be/NTbNCezCJNM
(cute ginger singer warning)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

152 I always thought random audits were unconstitutional
Posted by: REDACTED


And your point is???

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

153 How to make 100k North Koreans defect?

The aroma of Ukrainian cuisine

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (GgXta)

154
Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45

_________

I regularly lose the key I keep in the car for the front gate. It turns up eventually but it's a pain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (1Nxff)

155 Here's a really sweet version of Waltzing Matilda by the Seekers (featuring Judith),, go to time 3:23

https://tinyurl.com/4h9zp59w

You won't be disappointed...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
***

WOW!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)

156 So, I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)

Zod is a bunny?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)

157 Boswell

Those are pretty sweet. Def fun to compare to the real things too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (MGB5H)

158 https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)

***golf clap***

Very nice. I like Fen vs Joe Mannix...a lot!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (BgMrQ)

159 I missed today's hobby thread...mine is doodling. I'll never be allowed to go to a MoMe - Ms. Boswell would never allow it - so I can only imagine what the Horde would look like in person:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)


Could you go if you brought her? And that's more than just doodling, I'd say.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (DgWEj)

160 https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)

What a hoot! That is great stuff...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (XIJ/X)

161

How does one actually get out of a car these days with the key in?

Every vehicle I've owned over the past twenty years screeches, beeps, and chirps like I've broken into Fort Know should I but open the door with the key in the slot!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (kjt0l)

162 121 Old news, but I just found out Musk/Tesla are getting into the mobile phone biz, the Pi Phone.
-----------------------

Looking at car code readers that blue tooth to a phone I discovered that Android is easy peasy But iphones must have an app. Apple loves apps because all Apple apps talk to each other and then take the info back to big Apple.

I hope the Musk OS will be the one we've been waiting for. A Pine Phone that works.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (ynq4A)

163 Which would mean we'd fight the Russians to the last Ukrainian life, and the Russians would fight us to the last Nork.

Perfect, truly perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

It could be. Imagine the poor Noko soldier seeing hot Uke women and food. Then they compare it to home and Viola! instant coupe!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ)

164 Now that the Dems, with GOPe help, have decided to extinguish the fires of inflation with gasoline I've noticed a couple basic examples.

Costco toilet paper:
Was 425 tissues per roll, now 380.
Was $17 per package, now $19
Between shrinkflation and price increase 23% increase in past 6 months

Dollar store bar soap
Was 6.25 oz, now 5.oz
Was $1, Now $1.25
45% increase in past 6 months

Basic staples, right? So is anyone buying the 9.1% inflation BS they're peddling? I hate to say it but if you do, you're a fool.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (7ZQe3)

165

Fort KNOX

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (kjt0l)

166 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)


I used to get audited all the time cuz of travel and other expenses

a real pain in the ass but nothing I could do about it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (us2H3)

167 Most of those subjected to a random IRS audit will never know it happened. A quick looksee.

Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2022 10:42 PM (NLIak)

168 The American tax system is stupid.

Basically the government knows how much you earned and then makes you tell them. And if you are wrong they put you in jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

169 155 Here's a really sweet version of Waltzing Matilda by the Seekers (featuring Judith),, go to time 3:23
https://tinyurl.com/4h9zp59w
You won't be disappointed...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
***

WOW!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)

Wow indeed...

All other versions pale in comparison to this IMHO!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)

170 As for the Tabernacle, it seems to go with cities that have a Temple, but not every city with a Temple has a Tabernacle Street. I need a secret decoder ring!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xT18z)

It's St George. Map shows a temple.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)

171 Boswell - you have quite a talent! You've totally captured each of your subjects.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (LsEU/)

172 Just assume I know everything

saves time


Same here, just substitute "everything" with "nothing" and you're good to go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (Bd6X8)

173 I have one of those little things that you attach to your keys that allows your phone to locate them. Can't find the instruction though and the device has no maker on it. Maybe one day.

Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (8ufRF)

174 My grocery bill is 50% more then during the Trump years, yet inflation is...8% in that time period.

Sure...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (ESjRY)

175 Then they compare it to home and Viola! instant coupe!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ)


That could drive them to drink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

176 172 Just assume I know everything

saves time

Same here, just substitute "everything" with "nothing" and you're good to go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (Bd6X

wutz nuttin mean ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (us2H3)

177 Liz Cheney is going to follow Boehner route and become a lobbyist, probably for some MIC corporation or CCP concern.

Boehner, the degenerate low-life he is hawks for the pot industry.

I bet Lizzy hawks solar panels for the CCP if she gets shitcanned by Wyoming voters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (X42kT)

178 I'd like to thank the academy. To be sure just being nominated was an honor. This one is for you, mama.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (ftFVW)

When I have to give a presentation in front of people I don't know, I start off with the academy award acceptance speech. It really sets the mood by giving everyone a chuckle.

Also, I made two chocolate malts for myself and the fetching Mrs Beartooth tonight.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (+ksY7)

179 https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM



Impressive!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:45 PM (5uOtq)

180 I hope the Musk OS will be the one we've been waiting for. A Pine Phone that works.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (ynq4A)

Musk ought to buy Pine Phone, or maybe the Librem Linux phone, and incorporate their tech into his phone. And be sure to offer a Pi phone that does not have any connectivity with Tesla cars, for those of us who love plants, and want to continue making them happy with abundant plant food.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:45 PM (guM5Q)

181 Zod is a bunny?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)

A 'killer' bunny - that rabbit is "dynamite!"

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:46 PM (+Cgut)

182 I bought some inexpensive Haitian paintings once, from an online catalog. Just decorative stuff for a weekend place..

Got a demand letter for not paying the custom duties almost instantly.

Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2022 10:46 PM (NLIak)

183 I hope he's doing better. Has anyone been in contact with him? Just to make sure he's OK.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (1Nxff)


I emailed him about a month ago with some Florida questions. I think the break is doing him good.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 10:46 PM (DgWEj)

184 I missed today's hobby thread...mine is doodling. I'll never be allowed to go to a MoMe - Ms. Boswell would never allow it - so I can only imagine what the Horde would look like in person:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w


In my wildest imagination I never thought of an image so terrifying as how you've capture Zod. I know my nightmares will be haunted by that visage for weeks.

Most excellent work, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)

185 Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There

*******

She could have looked it up and found that the entirety of the united States projected onto the opposite side of the globe falls entirely within the Indian Ocean. How long can she tread water?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (kXYt5)

186
Same here, just substitute "everything" with "nothing" and you're good to go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

________

Complete ignorance has never prevented me from posting my worthless opinions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (1Nxff)

187 Zod is a bunny?
Posted by: 18-1

With sharp, nasty teeth! Aye, that's no ordinary bunny!

Posted by: Miklos and the Grail of Bourbon at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (hXIvZ)

188 Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)

I am officially in awe! What a gift you have!

I am not familiar with the site you've linked, but I followed you. I think I "hearted" all your lovely doodles, but not sure.

Amazing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (WKvb+)

189 She could have looked it up and found that the entirety of the united States projected onto the opposite side of the globe falls entirely within the Indian Ocean. How long can she tread water?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (kXYt5)

You expect a drunk to dig on a straight line?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (guM5Q)

190 I heard a tribute interview about Judith Durham that basically said even in her later years she had the voice of a 16 year old.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (7ZQe3)

I saw a youTube from around 2014 of her doing an interview on an Aussie morning show. She sang a song from a new album, and her voice was absolutely SWEET. Absolutely gorgeous. (Sorry, no link, but you could find it after watching a few videos of The Seekers.)

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (o61E1)

191 111 So, was it Alvin Lee who headed up Ten Years After?
Many psychedelic fun was had (not by me of course) listening to this band...
Good times (had by others )
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (BdkdF)

Yes.
Proof, COMM, that you still have brain cells that work.

I'm Going Home, from Woodstock Live, is an all-time classic.

Found another version of it, not from Woodstock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaKgQATdB6I

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

192 Boswell - you have quite a talent! You've totally captured each of your subjects.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (LsEU/)

I really like Jack Straw - he probably is nothing like that, but I just can't help it.

And I have no idea why I think Lady in Black looks like Molly Hemmingway; I just do...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (+Cgut)

193 I used to write off all my travel. And the feds would hassle me, claiming I was actually vacationing cuz I didn't buy a bunch of stuff

but where ever I went, I would always visit other shops and collect a business card

which seemed to satisfy the feds

however, I am glad I'm retired now

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:50 PM (us2H3)

194 It's St George. Map shows a temple.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
There is a Temple downtown, and another under construction. What used to be Center is now, I believe, St. George Boulevard.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:50 PM (xT18z)

195 Zod is a bunny?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)



Ooooooo......

* backs away slowly*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

196 Also, I made two chocolate malts for myself and the fetching Mrs Beartooth tonight.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (+ksY7)

And I deserved them!!! Next time fetch your own damn malts!

Posted by: Fetching Mrs Beartooth at August 07, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)

197 A "tax professional" posted on Twitter that he didn't understand what the big deal was - just don't cheat on your taxes, and you have no reason to fear an audit.

The negative ratio he got in response was truly impressive.


Unless you are a political target, then fear is appropriate because "Show me the man, I'll show you his crime".

We are such a post-Constitutional society that we are only one half click from full out Communism. Its silly to be enraged at an Unconstitutional act such as the Fe'ral government blatantly ignoring the 4th and 5th amendments. We surrender most of the Bill of Rights just boarding a public airline.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 07, 2022 10:51 PM (3hSHB)

198 Martini Farmer's funny.

You have a real talent, Boswell.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 10:52 PM (v/2u5)

199 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 10:52 PM (qpPdw)

200 a week from Tuesday, Liz will have one thing she can stop lying about

she still claims she expects to win her primary

not gonna happen, cow

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM (us2H3)

201 A "tax professional" posted on Twitter that he didn't understand what the big deal was - just don't cheat on your taxes, and you have no reason to fear an audit.

Fine. I'll conduct an anal probe on you with this drill. Don't clench and there won't be any problems.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM (/NCI4)

202 My grocery bill is 50% more then during the Trump years, yet inflation is...8% in that time period.

Sure...
Posted by: 18-1

For the next several weeks I can buy wonderful farm fresh produce at the State Farmers market. Much better than anything in a supermarket. 30-50% less (if you buy by the half bushel or more, which I do).

But the cost of canning jars is up 40% on last year....

Posted by: Miklos thinking this game is rigged at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM (hXIvZ)

203 I like Ten Years After's version of Good Morning Little School Girl, but my favorite version is from Johnny Winter. Hands down. Both of them played Woodstock, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCFG6Z6_be4

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (sy5kK)

204
I'm envious of people with talent, even if it's a hobby.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (1Nxff)

205 There is a Temple downtown, and another under construction. What used to be Center is now, I believe, St. George Boulevard.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:50 PM (xT18z)

I considered that, but the street north of StG Blvd is 200 North.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

206 Just finished the first ep of The Sandman. As a big fan of the graphic novels I've been nervous for the adaptation and put off starting it all weekend, but enjoyed the first one. Looks amazing really adapted the essence and has the dream like feel I always had reading it and they didn't do anything in the first episode to turn me off. Hopefully it can keep it up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)

207 You have a real talent, Boswell.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 10:52 PM (v/2u5)

You can say that - sitting on your Fortress of Doom!

I made you into some sort of comic book dominatrix - I have no idea why. I should probably seek therapy...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (+Cgut)

208 With sharp, nasty teeth! Aye, that's no ordinary bunny!

Posted by: Miklos and the Grail of Bourbon at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM



You've gone off and got yourself a VPN, haven't you, a barátom?

I should have you know that this impedes my MiklosTracker® software yugely!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (5uOtq)

209 Just finished the first ep of The Sandman. As a big fan of the graphic novels I've been nervous for the adaptation and put off starting it all weekend, but enjoyed the first one. Looks amazing really adapted the essence and has the dream like feel I always had reading it and they didn't do anything in the first episode to turn me off. Hopefully it can keep it up.

I just finished the first episode as well, and I was so irritated at the oppressive woke that I wanted to throw my shoe through the screen. I won't watch any more.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

210 I'm envious of people with talent, even if it's a hobby.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Some people have a talent for envy, and on Twatter apparently you can turn that hobby into a profession.

Posted by: Miklos does not participate other than kbdabear pics at August 07, 2022 10:58 PM (hXIvZ)

211 191

Going Home...yes!
This is the song I always associate with this band...
I'm glad someone remembers...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:59 PM (BdkdF)

212 A "tax professional" posted on Twitter that he didn't understand what the big deal was - just don't cheat on your taxes, and you have no reason to fear an audit.


Sure sounds like a threat to me.

I'm thinking 80,000 more border agents is a much better use of out tax dollars.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:59 PM (anj39)

213 187 Zod is a bunny?
Posted by: 18-1

With sharp, nasty teeth! Aye, that's no ordinary bunny!

Posted by: Miklos and the Grail of Bourbon at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (hXIvZ)

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2022 11:00 PM (8ufRF)

214 I considered that, but the street north of StG Blvd is 200 North.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
Quite right. Tabernacle has replaced Center.

How long will you be in St. George?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:00 PM (xT18z)

215 Just finished the first ep of The Sandman. As a big fan of the graphic novels I've been nervous for the adaptation and put off starting it all weekend, but enjoyed the first one. Looks amazing really adapted the essence and has the dream like feel I always had reading it and they didn't do anything in the first episode to turn me off. Hopefully it can keep it up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)

If they turn Tommy Dreamer gay, stop reading it.

Posted by: EC Dub at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

216 Thanks for the flag pic. Never get tired of seeing it.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (KATBx)

217 So...no pictures of Lace Wigs for Sale, Average Joe, or Gabe Malor?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (ESjRY)

218 Wait. I missed a thread on hamster fucking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)

219 I should have you know that this impedes my MiklosTracker software yugely!
Posted by: Zettai

The VPN is managed by Hungarian State Security. And I know Albanians. And Gypsys.

So watch it, havér

Posted by: Miklos does not control the vertical or the horizontal at August 07, 2022 11:02 PM (hXIvZ)

220

The Hamster Fucking thread was EPIC!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (5uOtq)

221 But the cost of canning jars is up 40% on last year....
Posted by: Miklos thinking this game is rigged at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM

After not finding any canning lids last year, I vowed to buy everyone I could find this year. So far I've bought 480 small mouth and 360 wide mouth lids. I already have rings and jars galore.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (+ksY7)

222 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (WKvb+)

Tammy Al-thor...you shall be added to the doodle crowd! I always work for praise!

Standby...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (+Cgut)

223 How long will you be in St. George?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:00 PM (xT18z)

Oldest heads to Dixie State, excuse me, Utah Tech next week. I'm only going there when needed. But if she needs to go somewhere when we're there, I need to understand the street system.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)

224 After not finding any canning lids last year, I vowed to buy everyone I could find this year. So far I've bought 480 small mouth and 360 wide mouth lids. I already have rings and jars galore.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (+ksY7)
* * * *
So... that explains the sudden popularity of Ewe Toob videos reporting testing off-brand canning lids...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (xT18z)

225 We wear uniform shirts at my employment, and I've threatened for years to get one that says my name is 'Hey You'.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 07, 2022 11:05 PM (U11/V)

226 A "tax professional" posted on Twitter that he didn't understand what the big deal was - just don't cheat on your taxes, and you have no reason to fear an audit.

"He has erected a multitude of new Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance"

Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM (kOpft)

227 You've gone off and got yourself a VPN, haven't you, a barátom?

Also, the article "a" (or "the") here is equivalent to being referred to as "The Donald".

Posted by: Miklos wishes Ivana well at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM (hXIvZ)

228
Har, har. Back to school starts this week!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)

229 "He has erected a multitude of new Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance"

Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM



That could never happen here...

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (5uOtq)

230 ***golf clap***

Very nice. I like Fen vs Joe Mannix...a lot!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

The Ben Had sketch is almost as adorable as Zod-bunny. 😊

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (M9XmQ)

231 The Hamster Fucking thread was EPIC!
Posted by: Zettai

I'm tired, so tired

Posted by: hamster Lilli von Schtupp at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (hXIvZ)

232 The Hamster Fucking thread was EPIC!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (5uOtq)

Oh yeah? Let some giant shove his dick up your ass and see how you like it!

Posted by: Hamster With Sore Ass at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)

233 Tammy Al-thor...you shall be added to the doodle crowd! I always work for praise!

Standby...
Posted by: B


you are going to need some manolo blahniks

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (MokHC)

234 Har, har. Back to school starts this week!

School started last week around here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (Bd6X8)

235 Also, the article "a" (or "the") here is equivalent to being referred to as "The Donald".

Posted by: Miklos wishes Ivana well at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM



I meant to do that...

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (5uOtq)

236 Isn't there a hole in the state of Washington that goes all the way to China? Art Bell told me so.

Posted by: Digger O'dell at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (PIlQh)

237 Ok.
I trust that our Miklos is honestly the real guy.
I used to follow his hash.
Now. Look at him with his pretty new hashes

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:09 PM (BdkdF)

238 Oh yeah? Let some giant shove his dick up your ass and see how you like it!
Posted by: Hamster With Sore Ass


You should be grateful there was duct tape.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:09 PM (Bd6X8)

239 Congratulations on getting the oldest kid to college, OrangeEnt! The scenery there is spectacular and she will get a great education.

You are smart to get a lay of the land. My experience with St. George has been that it helps to see it first-hand and memorize landmarks.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:11 PM (xT18z)

240 Har, har. Back to school starts this week!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)


My nephews went back a couple of weeks ago. Their school year starts at the end of July for some reason.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:11 PM (DgWEj)

241 Now. Look at him with his pretty new hashes
Posted by: COMountainMarie

*shyly bats hashes*

Posted by: Or battens hatches? at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (hXIvZ)

242 Har, har. Back to school starts this week!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I made the mistake of going to Wally world this weekend. It was the back to school tax holiday weekend here. Oh boy.....

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (MGB5H)

243 Har, har. Back to school starts this week!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)

Tomorrow!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (7bRMQ)

244 Judith Durham's original name was Mavis Cock, and other than Tooth's Sheaf Stout, nothing is more Oz than that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (x61Im)

245 Isn't there a hole in the state of Washington that goes all the way to China? Art Bell told me so.

Technically it goes to Hell, and then you can get to any government office in the world.

Posted by: Antichrist Line, 5th caller at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (kOpft)

246
I made you into some sort of comic book dominatrix - I have no idea why. I should probably seek therapy...
Posted by: Boswell

Well, damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (g8uGN)

247 148 I missed today's hobby thread...mine is doodling. I'll never be allowed to go to a MoMe - Ms. Boswell would never allow it - so I can only imagine what the Horde would look like in person:

So, I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
------------

2 things, first, you have serious talent!
second, come to a MoMe and sketch the real thing! We don't bite. Well, until late at night, maybe.............

too bad nurse ratched isn't here tonight, she'd get a kick out of her sketch. pretty much the opposite of her in real life.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (sy5kK)

248 Isn't there a hole in the state of Washington that goes all the way to China? Art Bell told me so.
Posted by: Digger O'dell

Mel's Hole, right behind the Diner.

And JFB can KISS MY GRITS

Posted by: Flo at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (hXIvZ)

249
You should be grateful there was duct tape.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Prevents Hamster Pox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

250 Isn't there a hole in the state of Washington that goes all the way to China? Art Bell told me so.

Technically it goes to Hell, and then you can get to any government office in the world.
Posted by: Antichrist Line, 5th caller at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (kOpft)


I think they call that Tacoma.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (anj39)

251 Doodle crowd?

Is that like the In-Crowd?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (SnOp8)

252 School started last week around here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (Bd6X


AZ, right? That's where my nephews are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (DgWEj)

253 245 Isn't there a hole in the state of Washington that goes all the way to China? Art Bell told me so.
------

Ask Jay Inslee, he will show you personally. He has connections.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:15 PM (sy5kK)

254 Ask Jay Inslee, he will show you personally. He has connections.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:15 PM (sy5kK)


His head is connected to his ass. F*cker.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:16 PM (DgWEj)

255 Fun Fact: Chinese folklore has parents warning their kids that a terrifying gweilo with eyebrows all the way up its forehead and boobs down to its knees could suddenly pop up from the ground and kill them with a shovel, if they misbehaved.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (aWgmB)

256
too bad nurse ratched isn't here tonight, she'd get a kick out of her sketch. pretty much the opposite of her in real life.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (sy5kK)


I stole Nurse away. We've been on the phone!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (qpPdw)

257 AZ, right? That's where my nephews are.

Yes, and this town is one of the later starts. Chandler starts in July with their "modified year round schedule" as they call it. I'm sure there's other districts that start about the same time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (Bd6X8)

258

I fear I shall never achieve even the most basic level of competency in the Magyar Nyelv...

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (FF4Wm)

259 241 hXI...etc...

Oh you....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:18 PM (BdkdF)

260 So, I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)

--------

Very nicely done!

How are you at caricatures? I hear the state fair circuit is a gold mine!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)

261 I stole Nurse away. We've been on the phone!

Now I've got an image of two women jumping up and down on an iPhone.

Not that Apple doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X8)

262 Ask Jay Inslee, he will show you personally. He has connections.
___

Boy, does he ever.

Especially to Hunter.

https://tinyurl.com/468mwt9m

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (v/2u5)

263 I had no idea vmom was so...militaristic

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (XG2Fi)

264 Yes, and this town is one of the later starts. Chandler starts in July with their "modified year round schedule" as they call it. I'm sure there's other districts that start about the same time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (Bd6X8 )


I think they're in the Queen Creek district. I know they started the last week of July, because I thought that was weird. What happened to starting in September??

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:20 PM (DgWEj)

265 I just texted the link to the sketches to Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:20 PM (qpPdw)

266 Congratulations on getting the oldest kid to college, OrangeEnt! The scenery there is spectacular and she will get a great education.

You are smart to get a lay of the land. My experience with St. George has been that it helps to see it first-hand and memorize landmarks.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:11 PM (xT18z)

Thanks LS. She wants to get a Master's in Music Ed to become a music teacher. I just need to know where the stores and Walmarts/Targets are. Her apartment is across the street from UTech, just take the StG Blvd exit and turn right at 1000 E.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)

267 261 I stole Nurse away. We've been on the phone!

Now I've got an image of two women jumping up and down on an iPhone.

Not that Apple doesn't deserve it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X

Ha!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (qpPdw)

268
Thanks LS. She wants to get a Master's in Music Ed to become a music teacher. I just need to know where the stores and Walmarts/Targets are. Her apartment is across the street from UTech, just take the StG Blvd exit and turn right at 1000 E.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)


Warmest congratulations!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (qpPdw)

269 265 I just texted the link to the sketches to Nurse Ratched.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:20 PM (qpPdw)

good on you.

and hello, nurse!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

270 Ladyl

Back in the court yet?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)

271
After not finding any canning lids last year, I vowed to buy everyone I could find this year. So far I've bought 480 small mouth and 360 wide mouth lids. I already have rings and jars galore.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (+ksY7)


Fillmore Container is a good online source for lids.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

272 270 Ladyl

Back in the court yet?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)


{{{Browndog}}}. Half of this summers tennis has been rained out. But I've been training 4 days a week for my trip to the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (qpPdw)

273 AZ, right? That's where my nephews are.

Yes, and this town is one of the later starts. Chandler starts in July with their "modified year round schedule" as they call it. I'm sure there's other districts that start about the same time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

The kids need a few weeks of intensive Spanish and Nahuatl so they can welcome their new schoolmates and decide which cartel to be at recess..

Posted by: Mikloa dmits that his Nahuatl needs improvement at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (hXIvZ)

274

I've always imagine Our Dear Zod as a rabbit...

...driving a cohort of defeated, shackled Aztecs before him!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (FF4Wm)

275 {{{LeftCoast Dawg}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (qpPdw)

276 I think they're in the Queen Creek district. I know they started the last week of July, because I thought that was weird. What happened to starting in September??

If they start in September then the schools have to be air conditioned well into June, which is the hottest month of the year in AZ. So they have a schedule where they start in July, after the monsoons have kicked in, take two weeks off between semesters, and finish the school year around the end of May.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (Bd6X8)

277 Caption this, Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:26 PM (v/2u5)

278 274

I've always imagine Our Dear Zod as a rabbit...

...driving a cohort of defeated, shackled Aztecs before him!

Posted by: Zettai



Heh

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2022 11:27 PM (sAmhv)

279 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (WKvb+)

Hey Tammy - done - here you go...

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

I see I misspelled your nic - sorry - also - I made you look like Mary Worth from the comics...sorry again!

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:27 PM (+Cgut)

280 The kids need a few weeks of intensive Spanish and Nahuatl so they can welcome their new schoolmates and decide which cartel to be at recess..

Posted by: Mikloa dmits that his Nahuatl needs improvement at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (hXIvZ)

I Hopi they all can get along.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:29 PM (7bRMQ)

281 Caption this, Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy


Rich better have my money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:29 PM (Bd6X8)

282 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (Bd6X8 )

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:29 PM (DgWEj)

283 Warmest congratulations!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (qpPdw)

Thanks Ladyl! And the best thing about it is she took all the loans out in her own name!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)

284 {{{Ladyl}}}

...Half of this summers tennis has been rained out. But I've been training 4 days a week for my trip to the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (qpPdw)

Damn, that sounds like fun...except for the Canada part.

Glacier is lovely country, color me jealous...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 11:30 PM (BgMrQ)

285 lol Blanco.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (v/2u5)

286 Caption this, Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH

"Some fucking kulak stole my shopping cart with ALL MY STUFF"

Posted by: Miklos proposes at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (hXIvZ)

287 in fairness, I think the SMH figure is closer to MissTammy.

Your MissTammy is a bit to patrician, also not a red head.

nice work though.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (MrSu5)

288

The Vmom doodle is kinda hot...

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (FF4Wm)

289
When I was a little girl, I was told when at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough, we would reach China, so we’ve always felt a connection there,” Pelosi said

----

Digging a deep hole in sand will eventually lead to
a collapse of the hole onto the person digging it, usually fatal. Maybe whoever told her that was sick of her.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (qOuMB)

290 in fairness, I think the SMH figure is closer to MissTammy.
___

And you'd be wrong...lol.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:32 PM (v/2u5)

291 I usually wear a ballcap, so...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (v/2u5)

292 Caption this, Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:26 PM (v/2u5)

Senator Bernie fakes a fall on capitol steps, sues government for new house on Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (7bRMQ)

293 Ha!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (qpPdw)

BTW - I had a wonderful imaginary drawing of you and I lost it among my notes...that happens a lot. I doodle someone during a meeting, draw all over my notes, then toss them when I clear my desk, forgetting something I doodled...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (+Cgut)

294 And you'd be wrong...lol.
Posted by: SMH


you have met miss tammy?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (MrSu5)

295 I've always imagine Our Dear Zod as a rabbit...

...driving a cohort of defeated, shackled Aztecs before him!

Posted by: Zettai

When Zod says "jump" you jump.

When Zod jumps....

Posted by: Miklos foretells nothing good at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (hXIvZ)

296 I usually wear a ballcap, so...

I'm guessing that's to keep the hair out of your aiming eye.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (Bd6X8)

297 Caption this, Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:26 PM (v/2u5)


99-1?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (DgWEj)

298 When Zod jumps....

Empires tremble.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (Bd6X8)

299 I'm pretty sure someone in this place will answer this question for me.

What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (MFphb)

300 >>>But I've been training 4 days a week for my trip to the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park.

>Take some potato chips for the mountain goats. If you don't have potato chips they'll be mad.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (WHt4f)

301 Just finished watching a really interesting documentary on Hedy Lamarr. Virtually everything going on in communications today can be attributed to her invention of "Frequency Hopping". And she never made a dime from it, thanks to Uncle Sam. But they did giver her a plaque, so there's that

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (7ZQe3)

302 Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:27 PM (+Cgut)

Boswell, can you really call yourself an artist without a drawing of a naked fat man on an ottoman?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)

303 So... that explains the sudden popularity of Ewe Toob videos reporting testing off-brand canning lids...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (xT18z)


Why the hell Ball did not ramp up production is a mystery, they could be turning sheet steel and sealing compound into Gold.
I suspect they use a jobber and no longer make their own lids.
Technocap is the generic off brand I use, the only thing is that you have to screw the rings finger tight and then back the ring off between 1/8 or 1/4 twist because unlike Ball lids, they seal too tight and may blow the bottom out of your jars because they can't vent.
Unfortunately Technocap doesn't sell those directly, though they sell the one-piece ones that have the lid and ring together

However, Technocap makes Russian style canning lids, called SKO in their catalog.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (xhaym)

304 The Vmom doodle is kinda hot...
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (FF4Wm)

Yeah - something about VMom just screamed "bullet bra and helmet"

I have issues.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (+Cgut)

305 you have met miss tammy?
Posted by: confederatefifth
___

No, but the pic definitely bears little resemblance of me.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (v/2u5)

306 I'm pretty sure someone in this place will answer this question for me.

What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?
Posted by: OneEyedJack

T-Mobile 5G wireless internet will do that.

Answering for a friend.

Posted by: Not Miklos as far as you know at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (hXIvZ)

307 Boswell, can you really call yourself an artist without a drawing of a naked fat man on an ottoman?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)

Oooo - fat naked ottoman guy coming right up!

Standby!

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:37 PM (+Cgut)

308 you have met miss tammy?
Posted by: confederatefifth
___

No, but the pic definitely bears little resemblance of me.
Posted by: SMH

fwiw, I never said it looked like you

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (MrSu5)

309 What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
___

Couldn't tell you.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (ajxlu)

310 For canning people.
Try Tattler lids which are reusable. Ball also makes reusable lids but I haven't tried those.
These lids save on having to throw away lids after you open a jar...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (BdkdF)

311 However, Technocap makes Russian style canning lids, called SKO in their catalog.
Posted by: Kindltot

I have helped make tushonka and canned it, in actual metal cans.

Posted by: Miklos has seen...things at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (hXIvZ)

312 A real head-scratcher there...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (q2j4k)

313 I have issues.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM



You simply must doodle the cobs!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (FF4Wm)

314 Oh yeah...maybe a VPN?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (ajxlu)

315 For canning people.


Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 0


helpful hints from ed geen?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (MrSu5)

316 Then again...who knows...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (v/2u5)

317
Caption this, Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


Bernie Sings Songs of the Steppes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (63Dwl)

318
>Take some potato chips for the mountain goats. If you don't have potato chips they'll be mad.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (WHt4f)


If I have potato chips with me they will not be eaten by goats, I assure you.

...burp...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (qpPdw)

319 You have to truly understand dear people..

The Republocan party may have just sealed our fate to Democrap rule for the next decade and beyond with the passing of "Their $740 billion Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 IRA BILL!!"

Mid Terms?? yeah just go off yourselves...you won't have to cry as much...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (J00IM)

320
You simply must doodle the cobs!
Posted by: Z


there has to be a rul against that

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:42 PM (MrSu5)

321 https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Bernie Sings Songs of the Steppes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Bernie after celebrating Honorary Uzbek Award

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at August 07, 2022 11:42 PM (hXIvZ)

322 What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM



In my case, it's my VPN... And yes, it could be used to subvert a banning...

Should I ever be banned, I should think honour would compel me to respect that, but one never knows!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:44 PM (CG+mQ)

323 For canning people.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 0

helpful hints from ed geen?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (MrSu5)

We have a book.

Posted by: The Kanamits at August 07, 2022 11:44 PM (7bRMQ)

324 Then again...who knows...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (v/2u5)

Now, can you control that, or is it just part of the VPN dealio?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:45 PM (MFphb)

325 Jonah Gillberg, clue bat, dentist some assembly required.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:46 PM (Lzpvj)

326 The canning lid shortage is mostly due to the internet phenomenon of hot girls canning their farts. It's more sad evidence of how our country has been corrupted.

Posted by: Nose In the Air at August 07, 2022 11:46 PM (PIlQh)

327 Now, can you control that, or is it just part of the VPN dealio?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:45 PM (MFphb)

We are controlling transmission. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.

Posted by: Control Voice at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)

328 Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:27 PM (+Cgut)

That was totally unnecessary, but extremely appreciated! I am so thrilled! And eerily en pointe ! How did you do that?!

Thank you so much!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (WKvb+)

329 What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (MFphb)

Some ISP's, like mine, give their subscribers "dynamic" IP addresses. My hash changes several times over the course of a thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (5Kuct)

330 319 Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (J00IM)

The math was set when the special needs never trumpers shat away two Georgia GOP senate seats to fuck trump.

I am certain the way to unfuck the American political football is to not vote.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (Lzpvj)

331 When I was a little girl, I was told when at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough, we would reach China, so we’ve always felt a connection there,” Pelosi said

Bullshit, when she was a little girl the continents hadn't even separated yet, china didn't exist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)

332 329 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (5Kuct)

Others like mine leave you with a hash that lasts two to five years.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (Lzpvj)

333 I am certain the way to unfuck the American political football is to not vote.

We're the Democratic National Committee, and we approve this message!

Posted by: The DNC! at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (I2/tG)

334

At one time, this was several years ago, if I selected a particular protocol and server location, I could maintain a stable hash for weeks, night after night, but no más...

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (CG+mQ)

335 In my case, it's my VPN... And yes, it could be used to subvert a banning...

Should I ever be banned, I should think honour would compel me to respect that, but one never knows!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:44 PM (CG+mQ)

So that's how MUMR keeps popping up and the cobs have to whack-a-mole him/her/it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (MFphb)

336 Now, can you control that, or is it just part of the VPN dealio?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
___

I have control, as far as connecting and disconnecting to the VPN servers.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (v/2u5)

337 331 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)

In the beginning God created light, and Nanzi Pelousy bitched at Him.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (Lzpvj)

338 I have helped make tushonka and canned it, in actual metal cans.
Posted by: Miklos has seen...things at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (hXIvZ)


Can sealers are fun, My sister used to send us home canned salmon in cans. I had a friend who used to make camping survival kits with those as well, based on USN kits - fishing line, coffee powder, hard candy, and stuff like that.
The Russian style canning lids are similar to (85 mm) bottle caps that need a special crimper to seal.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)

339 I sped scrubbed the Gooselake Festival video. It was like going back in time, pure immersive memories of a bygone era. Ghosts, strange to realize all the attendees are 70s plus and a substantial number of the performers are now dead. . The folks had no idea of the existential changes happening Except for Vietnam, it appeared peace. Leslie West was a literal Mountain with Felix Pappalardi playing bass. Opening band was Savage Grace. Film was mostly of the crowd. Eerie.

Posted by: Blackstone at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (9byfS)

340 So that's how MUMR keeps popping up and the cobs have to whack-a-mole him/her/it?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (flCnw)

341 "What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period"


Mine changes every couple of weeks. Something to do with living in a rural area, and the ISP either being or not being static? Can't remember exactly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (WKvb+)

342 Fillmore Container is a good online source for lids.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

Thanks for the info Kindltot. I checked out Meyer nursery. It appears to be wholesale only.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (+ksY7)

343 333 Posted by: The DNC! at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (I2/tG)

It is a testament to the power of the American ideal that fuckwits on the internet empower communists to rain hellfire on our nation because the retard republicans are not perfect nor able to overcome the brutal math.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (Lzpvj)

344 In the beginning God created light, and Nanzi Pelousy bitched at Him.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (Lzpvj)

lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)

345 When pelosi was a little girl the dead sea was only sick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)

346 lol Berserker

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (flCnw)

347 117 Old news, but I just found out Musk/Tesla are getting into the mobile phone biz, the Pi Phone. Another piece for the colonization of Mars.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)
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If they should team up with Apple then it would be an Apple-Pi phone. Edible in an emergency.

Posted by: Ciampino - dang! no custard at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

348 . . . may blow the bottom out of your jars because they can't vent.

Posted by: Kindltot

The Paolo has, how you say, caused this on occasion.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (mSy8I)

349 2022 "Mail in Ballots"

The NEW Mid-Term Election EMULCIFIER..."Advantage Democraps!!"

Stop counting at sundown...we have trucks coming in for the morning count.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (J00IM)

350

Bullshit, when she was a little girl the continents hadn't even separated yet, china didn't exist.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)


I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (qpPdw)

351 Fat Naked Ottoman Guy right here:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Probably drawing a little too...umm quickly now...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (+Cgut)

352 I have control, as far as connecting and disconnecting to the VPN servers.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (v/2u5)

So, you may or may not have a "stock" hash that remains static if you don't connect to the vpn?

I'm sure you'll just answer yes, because that is the horde way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:54 PM (MFphb)

353 Allright you guys....
Way too much fun and craziness here tonight. I simply can't keep up...
Girldog says "Come on mom! Bed time!". Love you Morons!
Good night.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:54 PM (BdkdF)

354 345 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)

She was blowing the trades workers God built hell with for a nickle a pop.

Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:54 PM (Lzpvj)

355 You are incredibly talented, Boswell.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (qpPdw)

356
Good night, Hordians. I don't want to hear any tales in the morning about your filthy mouths and bad attitudes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (1Nxff)

357 Well, I've worked in manufacturing for 11 odd years since leaving the military. This bill today pretty much puts an end to my career.

Passed on a Sunday as a deliberate affront to America as a Christian nation.

This is effectively the American version of the Enabling Act -- a strike force of accountants to enforce financial pain on any threat to the uniparty, aided and abetted by our militarized thug police forces. I've taken down my flags because this is the end of the Republic. We're for all intents and purposes peasants now.

Now I don't want to offend all of you Southerners with my GD this and GD that, so I just say, bless the hearts of all of those voters in Georgia, West Virginia, Arizona, and of course my home state (not by choice) of Illinois. Au revoir all cause my race is run.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (nDrPh)

358 No, Boswell.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should...lol.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)

359

I suspect the cobs have access to the actual IP addresses of the commenters and can see the associated geolocation...

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (/IRr6)

360
I wonder what the pressure rating of Ball jars is. I don't think they have any official pressure rating, but they tolerate vacuum I think down to near full, that is 15 psi difference.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

361 127 I can't read Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Ciampino

i'll help. it says, 'for a good time, call Cianpino.'
- She Hobbit

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (MrZQl)
----
Thanks. I called this mythical character Cianpino but no one answered.

Posted by: Ciampino - Spelling is so important at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (qfLjt)

362 Thank you so much!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (WKvb+)

You're the best Tammy! I should really do a nice drawing of you for that. Not something dashed off haphazard that doesn't look anything like you.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (+Cgut)

363 Art Bell was the man. I would listen to him in the patrol car on my late tours. It drove my partner crazy!!

Posted by: RetSgtRN at August 07, 2022 11:57 PM (NVtgT)

364 Probably drawing a little too...umm quickly now...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (+Cgut)

There's therapies for that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:57 PM (7bRMQ)

365 This is effectively the American version of the Enabling Act -- a strike force of accountants to enforce financial pain on any threat to the uniparty, aided and abetted by our militarized thug police forces. I've taken down my flags because this is the end of the Republic. We're for all intents and purposes peasants now.
___

Yep, pretty much the gist of it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:57 PM (flCnw)

366 Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (MokHC)

Louboutin, not Blahnik, and truth be told, I am on a bit of a Jimmy Choo kick now!

Truth truly being told, my feet can't handle any of them any more and I have settled into LK Bennett and Gianvitto Rossi pumps for the most part. But I do take my Choo Blings out occasionally and gaze fondly at them!

How are you?

Hello, SMH!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (WKvb+)

367 Just because you can doesn't mean you should...lol.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)

Ha - so true...so true...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (+Cgut)

368 Heya Tammy. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (flCnw)

369 I suspect the cobs have access to the actual IP addresses of the commenters and can see the associated geolocation...
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (/IRr6)

My hash hasn't changed since my modem last went out. Just an unplug or reset won't do anything.
Last time I checked my location was accurate to within a small atomic weapon, say Fat Man.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (MFphb)

370 Remember Back In The Day when we all thought Dick Cheney and George HGWTPBLMNOQ+2SP Bush were the "Good Guys"?

Posted by: TheMitch at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (cDITE)

371 Boswell, definitely a fat man, but that feels like a footstool more than an ottoman. :-)

Posted by: CA Token at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (2+yws)

372
So sorry to hear about Judith Durham. An incredible voice, and a performer without ego or guile, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (AJLeZ)

373 https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Probably drawing a little too...umm quickly now...

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM



Whoa! I am sincerely impressed now!

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (mSqSf)

374 Mom would tell met o 'finish your plate, there are hungry chillun's in China!' I have a fond connection to those starving, commie spawn.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (3Or4S)

375 357 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (nDrPh)

America was warned for decades that Bill Clinton's end game was a civil "service" that would control your life down to how you had to fold your toilet paper.

The women of the nation decided the View and Oprah's good graces were worth more than liberty.

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (Lzpvj)

376 You are incredibly talented, Boswell.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (qpPdw)

Just for that Ladyl - I am going to go thru my notes now and find my doodle of you...

Posted by: Boswell at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (+Cgut)

377 Louboutin, not Blahnik, and truth be told, I am on a bit of a Jimmy Choo kick now!

Truth truly being told, my feet can't handle any of them any more and I have settled into LK Bennett and Gianvitto Rossi pumps for the most part. But I do take my Choo Blings out occasionally and gaze fondly at them!

How are you?
Posted by: T

damnit, how did I forget that.

we are good thanks.

how are you and Thor?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:01 AM (lwOXb)

378 Just because you can doesn't mean you should...lol.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)

Ottoman guy looks like Dr Teeth. Weasel looks like Noah Brown.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2022 12:01 AM (7bRMQ)

379 370 Posted by: TheMitch at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (cDITE)

compared to what they ran against they were, that is the issue.

It is like saying "Strange New Worlds is the best star trek out there right now."

Why yes it is true, of course rather than being a testament to how good SNW is it is more a testimonial to how awful Discovery and Picard are.

Like I said on Steam's forum, "SNW is like being told you have diabetes rather than cancer or monkeypox good news but not great news."

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (Lzpvj)

380 145
As for the Tabernacle, it seems to go with cities that have a Temple, but not every city with a Temple has a Tabernacle Street. I need a secret decoder ring!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xT18z)
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You have to have the magic underwear.

Posted by: Ciampino - Spells and all at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (qfLjt)

381 Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (+Cgut)

I would not dream of putting you to such trouble. I am beyond thrilled!

The hair is the only thing a tad off; it is very much like my profile, albeit with a much nicer nose than my rounded Norwegian peasant proboscis!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (WKvb+)

382 It hasn't sunk in yet with a lot of people what this bill will do to what's left of this economy, and the cost of living for most of us. But it won't take long.

Serfs is right, and with tens of thousands of numbercrunchers to ensure you pay your fair share (all of your stuff) and be happy about it, and with all the other horrors in this bill, it's going to get very ugly soon, much more than it already is.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (flCnw)

383 382 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (flCnw)

The American people empowered the tax collectors from Robin Willams' Popeye....

Seriously, congratulations America you did it!

You adopted a totally and tacitly offered domestic tyranny.

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM (Lzpvj)

384 Holy smokes, Boswell, you have great talent!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM (u73oe)

385 Keep calm: https://bit.ly/3A1ocdF

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM (Bd6X8)

386 Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:01 AM (lwOXb)

Thor and I are like to die of heat and humidity, thankyouverymuch.

I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (WKvb+)

387
We had a late night canning run, canned 4 jars of okra and 3 jars of zucchini. Same 40 minute processing time. At one time, all four burners on the stove were going wide open.

Mrs. Duke hasn't updated the data for Sunday, but I'll be interested how much the power consumption averaged. It will be well over 6 kW, I'm sure.

The mass of that load was such that it took quite a while to get up to full pressure. And a long time to cool down to atmosphere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)

388 Au revoir all cause my race is run.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (nDrPh


What do you mean by that, Meanie? Sounds to me like you're going to be starting a new chapter, not closing the book.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (t62xj)

389 148
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)

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Those are excellent.

Posted by: Ciampino - you doodle well at August 08, 2022 12:06 AM (qfLjt)

390 Keep calm: https://bit.ly/3A1ocdF

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM



Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:06 AM (mSqSf)

391 Metro Atlanta couple charged with using adopted kids to make child pron

https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM (flCnw)

392 Well thanks for the info, folks. Velly interesting.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM (MFphb)

393 Metro Atlanta couple charged with using adopted kids to make child pron

https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab


Certain things really do call for extending the death penalty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X8)

394 https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM



You've misspelt 'pair of homosexuals'...

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (mSqSf)

395 Certain things really do call for extending the death penalty.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:09 AM (flCnw)

396 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X

Yep.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:09 AM (WKvb+)

397 393 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X

SCotUS made it essentially impossible to put people to death for the immoral action of infliction of immoral sexual congress on the innocent.

We are going backwards not forwards on morals and liberty.

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:09 AM (Lzpvj)

398 394 Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (mSqSf)

Funny bit of information warfare tradecraft in the headlining and copybook standards involved.

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:10 AM (Lzpvj)

399 148
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)


Frigging amazing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (VwHCD)

400 Berserker still bringing the belly laughs, I see....

and SMH and I still reading each others' minds!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (WKvb+)

401

I've just chosen The Hague as the server location for my VPN -- Let's see what happens!

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (PxfdI)

402 Berserker still bringing the belly laughs, I see....

and SMH and I still reading each others' minds!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (WKvb+)


Well, I really have no other purpose here really. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:12 AM (VwHCD)

403 I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (WKvb+


We have a house for sale in the Rocky Mountain foothills.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (t62xj)

404

Shit! I expected my post to come out in Dutch or French...

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (PxfdI)

405
I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Tammy, Tammy... it's currently 69 deg. in the Blue Ridge, dropping to 64 tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (ZV/cu)

406 When dear President Obama, God rest his soul, talked about shovel-ready jobs, I immediately thought if everyone heeded his call and dug to China we could build bridges to the world and solve all the problems. But the Republicans killed him and burnt all the shovels and here we are. Where's my vodka gimlet?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (aWgmB)

407 I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.

Plenty of homes for sale here, and the prices are going down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:15 AM (Bd6X8)

408 Boswell needs to be doing those courtroom sketches in the "cameras prohibited" Feddle Courts Star Chambers.

Maybe we could sneak him down to get some accurate representations of the state of being of the J-6 prisoners?

Probably a bad idea though, I don't trust the FedOppressors to pass up adding him to their collection.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:16 AM (tkOps)

409 Metro Atlanta couple charged with using adopted kids to make child pron

https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM (flCnw)

Both males with the same surname. Ghey-married, or pervy brothers? Hang 'em with one rope, over a pulley.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (UO0Xe)

410 My oven has dry heat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (63Dwl)

411 It is a testament to the power of the American ideal that fuckwits on the internet empower communists to rain hellfire on our nation because the retard republicans are not perfect nor able to overcome the brutal math.
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (Lzpvj)

***********

Indeed. I can only pick nits with this statement and the nitpicking is exceedingly minor.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (xxG/v)

412 Notice how Dr. Fauchi is out of the news these days...he did his job...COVID is now second fiddle to GHEY MONKEY pox...but SSsshhhh don't sat Ghey.. you might be a homophobic bad person if you said a DAMN thing about the BATH HOUSE resurgence...and PAR, like it would do anything.

Children have MP? Where Is Child Protective Services...serious??

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:22 AM (J00IM)

413
I've just chosen The Hague as the server location for my VPN -- Let's see what happens!
Posted by: Zettai

War Crimes

Posted by: Miklos, an unconventional Genevan at August 08, 2022 12:24 AM (hXIvZ)

414 Utah. I know it well, having lived there for more than five years.

All one needs to know about traveling there is: 1) Where is the nearest Crown Burger; 2) Where is the Pie Pizzaria (now at five different locations plus the additional one which is take-out-and-delivery only); 3) Where is one of the two Red Iguanas (both owned by the same family).

I guess Moochies is another one to add to the list but I left the state before it opened.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:24 AM (xxG/v)

415 Perverted elites just can't help themselves, can they?

https://tinyurl.com/mpjnkbzd

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2022 12:25 AM (7bRMQ)

416 One of the sidebar stories at SMH's link has the press rejoicing, because they finally found one woman who caught the Gheypox.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:25 AM (UO0Xe)

417 Both males with the same surname. Ghey-married, or pervy brothers? Hang 'em with one rope, over a pulley.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (UO0Xe)

Pack'em both into a circus cannon and fire it into a volcano.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD)

418 Greetings Everyone!

Not much to say tonight - just want to maintain my 'occasional poster' status.....

Hmmm...'Occasional poster in Kalifornistan' might be a worthwhile new nic....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Kalifornistan at August 08, 2022 12:26 AM (7SwmH)

419 And tragically, the Thai restaurant that the hippie couple opened in the mid-80s in SLC, is no longer in operation.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:27 AM (xxG/v)

420 161

How does one actually get out of a car these days with the key in?

Every vehicle I've owned over the past twenty years screeches, beeps, and chirps like I've broken into Fort Know should I but open the door with the key in the slot!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (kjt0l)
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Easy, between buzzers for keys, seatbelts, lights, etc. I got distracted. Picture this (not Sofia of the Golden Girls) a few 29s ago. Cambridge, MA. Around 6PM. The lab was in Kendall Square and I lived on Freshpond Parkway. It's winter; snow. I stopped at the Stop 'N Shop on Memorial drive. As I slammed the door I heard the buzzing and I saw the dangling keys. Nothing else to do but abandon ideas of shopping and walk a few miles in snow to get home, then wait until midnight when housemate got home and give me a ride with my spare keys. Ever since then everyone in my family has a spare key on them.

Posted by: Ciampino - lessons have to be learnt the hard way at August 08, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)

421

I saw Perverted Elites open for The Seekers at Moomba in '83...

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:27 AM (IFQcP)

422 3) Where is one of the two Red Iguanas (both owned by the same family).

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:24 AM (xxG/v


The Iguanas are awesome! I've eaten at both.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:28 AM (t62xj)

423 Could not find Ladyl - so I dashed off another:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

and now the fair Ms Boswell calls (more like shouts) for me to come to bed and sleep.

So - Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Boswell at August 08, 2022 12:30 AM (+Cgut)

424 Thor and I are like to die of heat and humidity, thankyouverymuch.

I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.
Posted by: Tammy


you should move to tx, it is not so hot and humid here.

you would enjoy tx much more since we moved here and started getting these rubes straightened out.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:30 AM (4aFA4)

425 via Andy Ngo:

"Gay activists Zachary & William Zulock adopted two very young boys in 2018. They are married & describe each other as "partners in crime." Investigators in Georgia accuse the two men of sexually abusing their adopted children to make child porn."

https://tinyurl.com/2s45usns

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:32 AM (OQFwJ)

426 The Iguanas are awesome! I've eaten at both.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:28 AM (t62xj)

Basically downtown SLC, a few blocks west of the Temple.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:34 AM (UO0Xe)

427 >>> 345 When pelosi was a little girl the dead sea was only sick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)

So she killed it?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2022 12:35 AM (llON8)

428 I want "MITCH COCAINE McConnell out in front of the press tomorrow trying to put lip-stick on this obvious SELL-OUT!!

Efffin Traitor and your CHI-COM WIFE as well..

BIG Southern Boy Bitch..Can there be a primary challenge

surely someone better

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:35 AM (J00IM)

429 BIG Southern Boy Bitch..Can there be a primary challenge

surely someone better


He's not up for re-election until 2026. That's roughly 4 years to find someone and get them ready.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:44 AM (Bd6X8)

430 so what, did the thread try to rob a vape store in vegas?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:47 AM (4aFA4)

431

Everyone's run off to doodle, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:49 AM (yGv1V)

432 429

He sold us out. He and the rest of the RINOS.

Even if TRUMP declares...Cesar's senate and the ides of March...just you watch.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:50 AM (J00IM)

433 cigarettes > stabbed robbing vape store

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM (4aFA4)

434 I have it on good authority that Mitch McConnell is in possession of information that will lead to the indictment, arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

We need to subcontract the voodoo chants and incantations though. I've never studied the evil ways, just rather the prayers for our enemies thing. Modified thus:

"..may our enemies die a quick and merciful death, freeing us to leave them in our path and proceed on to others."

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM (tkOps)

435 Night Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:52 AM (J00IM)

436 ...them in our path and proceed on to others."

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM



You've misspelt 'slow, painful, and ignominious'...

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:54 AM (yGv1V)

437 Rethugs in indiana refuse to put abortion ban up to a vote of the people. What are they afraid the people will vote that they don't represent the will of the people? People can still vote to give them a post natal abortion when they are out campaigning with their vote in november.

Posted by: raimondo at August 08, 2022 12:55 AM (plQf2)

438 Emmie, wouldn't that be funny?!

Mike, last time I was in your neck of the woods, it was still almighty humid! About a month ago.
Y5th, has that Tejas heat fried yer brain?! Not humid, really?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 08, 2022 12:57 AM (WKvb+)

439 ..You've misspelt 'slow, painful, and ignominious'...
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:54 AM (yGv1V)


Satisfying, but tactically unsound. Double tap into the noggin, and proceed downrange. Leave nothing alive behind you to trouble you from behind, if able.

Speed is Life, and Death is Speed. Your enemy's death, that is. Contact, Kill, Proceed. Saves worry and looking backwards. *things i read on the 'net so they must be true*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:57 AM (tkOps)

440 I have it on good authority that Mitch McConnell is in possession of information that will lead to the indictment, arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

We need to subcontract the voodoo chants and incantations though. I've never studied the evil ways, just rather the prayers for our enemies thing. Modified thus:

"..may our enemies die a quick and merciful death, freeing us to leave them in our path and proceed on to others."

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM (tkOps)

Faster to air drop the dumb fuck into pankot palace, let the thuggee cult plant his ass into an iron cage and lower his silly ass into the lava. Kali would be appeased.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:57 AM (VwHCD)

441 Gnight, Boswell, and many thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 08, 2022 12:59 AM (WKvb+)

442 As warrants to dump to lifers sink they have not letter and americans die for free market has struck thats retary of state them home to back to africa. the child we less welfare queen. Bye by soros funded democrats bad. Netanhayu's religious partyrs and this or georgia legistering rights in sight. We battle off. that a choice a person. I don't like it. Libertarian conservative is still punching blue.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 08, 2022 01:04 AM (hXIvZ)

443 Posted by: raimondo at August 08, 2022 12:55 AM (plQf2)

Problem is, yo' mama was too stupid to know she could have an abortion, so you inherited her brains. Sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 01:06 AM (2KExV)

444 367 Just because you can doesn't mean you should...lol.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)

Ha - so true...so true...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (+Cgut)

And, being moronic, just because you shouldn't doesn't mean you won't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 01:08 AM (LOVUx)

445 Posted by: raimondo at August 08, 2022 12:55 AM (plQf2)

Legislation is supposed to be passed by legislatures.

There's a hint right there in the name.

Posted by: Methos at August 08, 2022 01:11 AM (kOpft)

446 And, being moronic, just because you shouldn't doesn't mean you won't.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hold my beer and bourbon

Posted by: Miklos sez hey watch this at August 08, 2022 01:12 AM (hXIvZ)

447 I see rainmandodo has cranked up the English to Gibberish translator again. I'm beginning to miss Sarah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 01:13 AM (ZV/cu)

448 Legislation is supposed to be passed by legislatures.

There's a hint right there in the name.
Posted by: Methos

That's almost like cheating.

Posted by: Miklos shall compete against females in the national Constitutional Championships at August 08, 2022 01:14 AM (hXIvZ)

449 I see rainmandodo has cranked up the English to Gibberish translator again. I'm beginning to miss Sarah.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I think she's at a Tony Robbins Motivational Seminar in Vegas.

Posted by: Miklos may be right at August 08, 2022 01:15 AM (hXIvZ)

450 I helped Mr. Mosley push his car once. I left work one evening about 25 years ago and saw a man trying to push and steer a Porsche. I stopped and asked him if he needed help. He said, "I trying to push and steer a car by myself. Of course I need help." So I pushed and he pushed and steered his car to a gas station at the corner. It was less than a block. I offered to drive him home, and he accepted.

As I drove him toward his house, I introduced myself. "My name is Random. What's your name?" He said, "I'm Roger E Mosley". That struck me as odd. I don't normally introduce myself as "Random J Programmer". At most I'd say my name was "Random Programmer". The middle initial was unusual.

Anyway, when we got close to his house, he asked me to drop him at the corner, rather than directly in front of his house. That was also a little odd, but maybe I look more like a stalker than I think I do. I dropped him off and went home.

At home, I told my wife about the incident, including the man's name. "Roger E Mosley!", she said. "Do you know who that is?" I was clueless. She explained that he played TC on Magnum PI, and all the oddities made sense.

Posted by: Random J Programmer at August 08, 2022 01:15 AM (psq2p)

451 He's not up for re-election until 2026. That's roughly 4 years to find someone and get them ready.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
----------------------

BUT

After every election they caucus amongst themselves and elect leadership.

It is possible for Mitch to remain a senator but not a senate leader.

Trump is trying very hard to get Scott from Fl elected and Mitch booted.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 01:18 AM (ynq4A)

452 I see rainmandodo has cranked up the English to Gibberish translator again. I'm beginning to miss Sarah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 01:13 AM (ZV/cu)

Thats funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 01:21 AM (VwHCD)

453 The next step for Raimondo is sentience.

THEN watch out.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 08, 2022 01:25 AM (KATBx)

454 , I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)


You have a remarkable talent!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2022 01:28 AM (SRRAx)

455 Boswell's Ultimate Challenge?

Sketch Rainmondo, Mary from Battlesboro, and Lace Wigs.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 01:32 AM (tkOps)

456 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 08, 2022 01:32 AM (KATBx)

457 Nite, IG.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 01:36 AM (aTSDu)

458 I can barely read the screenshot by... SheHobbit?

Something about hamster fucking?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:37 AM (dNqv+)

459 The trucker hat and the mullet go well on CBD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:39 AM (dNqv+)

460

You've got to zoom in!

Look under the hamburger menu in your browser for the controls...

Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 01:43 AM (JK+03)

461 Right click and open it in another tab then scroll it up.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 01:49 AM (ynq4A)

462 Well, time for me to sack out, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 01:50 AM (aTSDu)

463 461 Right click and open it in another tab then scroll it up.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 01:49 AM (ynq4A)

I think I got it with all that black sorcery. Takes a minute for these 29 year old eyes to focus sometimes lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:52 AM (dNqv+)

464 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:52 AM (dNqv+)

465 Wow. Great talent Boswell ! I didn’t realize Zod is so adorable. Of course the ettes are all beautiful.

Posted by: LASue at August 08, 2022 01:57 AM (Ed8Zd)

466 Republicants canted again. For a new thing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 08, 2022 02:10 AM (u4CEu)

467 The low temperature in Fort Worth today is the same as the HIGH temperature in Stockholm. We're going to be there this Saturday - I am so ready to be away from these 100+ degree days!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2022 02:13 AM (SRRAx)

468 {{LCD}}, Haven't seen you in a Dawg's age, how the heck have you been?

Ladyl, Glacier National Park is tonight's screensaver on my computer, it looks like quite a beautiful place.

Boswell, Please don't reveal which moron modeled for the Ottoman sketch.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2022 02:22 AM (a4EWo)

469 468 {{LCD}}, Haven't seen you in a Dawg's age, how the heck have you been?

Ladyl, Glacier National Park is tonight's screensaver on my computer, it looks like quite a beautiful place.

Boswell, Please don't reveal which moron modeled for the Ottoman sketch.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2022 02:22 AM (a4EWo)

Well, it wasn't me...skin color is all wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:25 AM (ynpvh)

470 Sketch Rainmondo, Mary from Battlesboro, and Lace Wigs.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Nix on the Tickled Pink.

Thank you.

Posted by: Miklos so requests at August 08, 2022 02:27 AM (hXIvZ)

471 I didn’t realize Zod is so adorable. Of course the ettes are all beautiful.
Posted by: LASue

As well as intelligent, talented and HAWT

Posted by: Rev. Miklos asks for an amen at August 08, 2022 02:29 AM (hXIvZ)

472 The low temperature in Fort Worth today is the same as the HIGH temperature in Stockholm. We're going to be there this Saturday - I am so ready to be away from these 100+ degree days!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Smoked reindeer is quite tasty.

Posted by: Miklos has not had any in years, but recalls at August 08, 2022 02:31 AM (hXIvZ)

473
As well as intelligent, talented and HAWT
Posted by: Rev. Miklos
---------
C, D, and M might not like to see that sort of comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 02:32 AM (ZV/cu)

474 Boswell, Please don't reveal which moron modeled for the Ottoman sketch.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I'm guessing Gabe Malor.

Sad, really.

Posted by: Miklos takes no pleasure at August 08, 2022 02:33 AM (hXIvZ)

475 ..Nix on the Tickled Pink.

Thank you. Posted by: Miklos so requests at August 08, 2022 02:27 AM (hXIvZ)


TP is Trigglypuff, channeling Meghan McFuneral smoking Amy Schumer vaginal stones seeped in Gwyneth Paltrow's moldering waxes burning off the last of RBG's armpit hairs.

*awards self awards for outwriting Stephen King horrors*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)

476 C, D, and M might not like to see that sort of comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

What is not prohibited is mandatory.

Posted by: Miklos has finger to the wind at August 08, 2022 02:34 AM (hXIvZ)

477 475 ..Nix on the Tickled Pink.

Thank you. Posted by: Miklos so requests at August 08, 2022 02:27 AM (hXIvZ)

TP is Trigglypuff, channeling Meghan McFuneral smoking Amy Schumer vaginal stones seeped in Gwyneth Paltrow's moldering waxes burning off the last of RBG's armpit hairs.
*awards self awards for outwriting Stephen King horrors*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)

Situated in the sewers with a clown suit and a red balloon, throwing tantrums...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:36 AM (ynpvh)

478 just popped in to see what was going on. Need to head to bed...nite all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:37 AM (ynpvh)

479 ..Situated in the sewers with a clown suit and a red balloon, throwing tantrums.. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:36 AM (ynpvh)

Cut, shoot, it's a wrap!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps)

480 Situated in the sewers with a clown suit and a red balloon, throwing tantrums.. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I need to up my game

Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 02:39 AM (hXIvZ)

481 Good grief Horde.

I leave you alone for awhile and you turn the place upside down including inviting Raimondo and C5 in early.

And that is not how I pictured Zod.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 02:40 AM (Jzz++)

482 And that is not how I pictured Zod.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Ask not how you picture Zod.

Ask how Zod pictures you.

Posted by: Miklos Fitzgerald Kennedy at August 08, 2022 02:41 AM (hXIvZ)

483 Ask how the red nosed clown in the sewer pictures you.

And now you have the Democrat Party view of the Deplorables.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)

484 Ask not how you picture Zod.

Ask how Zod pictures you.
Posted by: Miklos Fitzgerald Kennedy at August 08, 2022 02:41 AM (hXIvZ)

"Shall I compare thee to a summers day?"

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 02:52 AM (Jzz++)

485 "Shall I compare thee to a summers day?"
Posted by: Pete Bog

Summer's Eve

Posted by: Trigglypuff, consumed by that Desire at August 08, 2022 02:55 AM (hXIvZ)

486 "Shall I compare thee to a summers day?"


John Moses Browning>>>Robert Browning

Posted by: Trigglypuff, consumed by that Desire at August 08, 2022 02:55 AM (hXIvZ)

487 This was an Error

Posted by: Miklospuff, self flagellating at August 08, 2022 02:56 AM (hXIvZ)

488 And bad news


Raining at Lake Balaton

Posted by: Mexican-Hungarian Weathermiklos at August 08, 2022 02:58 AM (hXIvZ)

489 This was an Error
Posted by: Miklospuff, self flagellating at August 08, 2022 02:56 AM (hXIvZ)

I was mid check thinking there is no way I got that one wrong.

But you were right about the 1911 being superior to the longbow.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 02:59 AM (Jzz++)

490 Mexican-Hungarian Weathermiklos does not lie-


https://csopak.hu/hu/content/strand-webkamera

Posted by: Miklos Johnson is Right! at August 08, 2022 02:59 AM (hXIvZ)

491 I don't remember who linked to postmodern jukebox with Allison Young but it dragged me into a 2 hour rathole.

Including Queen at Wembley

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 03:03 AM (Jzz++)

492 But you were right about the 1911 being superior to the longbow.
Posted by: Pete Bog

You just tell them Capulets to keep their damn distance

Posted by: Miklos Hatfield-McCoy at August 08, 2022 03:04 AM (hXIvZ)

493 What is in a name?

A rose by any other name is still as sweet?

AnD then she goes for the jugular. Run Romeo Run.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 03:09 AM (Jzz++)

494 61 degrees overnight in SF, going to a high of 68 Monday. Partly cloudy, variable light winds, and good air quality. Traffic coming up next and financial news at the top of the hour.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2022 03:10 AM (KAi1n)

495 I felt like saying that; don't know why.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2022 03:14 AM (MlwJc)

496 Back to wifi

Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2022 03:15 AM (KAi1n)

497 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 08, 2022 03:36 AM (T4tVD)

498 You ever wake up in the middle of the night and know there's no going back to sleep even though every fiber of your being wants to? Of course you have. Today is going to suck like a $2 hooker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2022 03:44 AM (KFhLj)

499 500?

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 03:49 AM (QPyqx)

500 500!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 03:49 AM (QPyqx)

501 I leave you alone for awhile and you turn the place upside down including inviting Raimondo and C5 in early.

And that is not how I pictured Zod.
Posted by: Pete


hey there sugartits, why you so angry?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 03:56 AM (4J8g/)

502 I don't want you get up

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (k8B25)

503
Don't be angry, make 84$ per hour in the comfort of your own bedroom.

Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (jE276)

504 Still not moving

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (k8B25)

505 Wow! 500 comments already on an early Monday am! Morning, all. I type sideways with my computer on a cushion because I have an Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence on my lap.

I found out last night that Miss Linda *recorded* the purr of Chekov D. Siberian on his last day. I'm not sure whether to be sentimental, amazed, or freaked out a little.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (c6xtn)

506 503 Don't be angry, make 84$ per hour in the comfort of your own bedroom.
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (jE276)

$20 in town.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (QPyqx)

507 When exactly is "Summer's Eve"? The night before the summer solstice? (Yeah, I know "eve" is a poetic contraction for "evening.") And when is "midsummer" supposed to be? I'd guess 6 weeks after June 21, or right about . . . now!

Any chances of Titania and Oberon showing up? And are Faerie females hot?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:13 AM (c6xtn)

508 I remember Judith Durham's voice from my childhood in England. The Seekers originally broke up in 1968 but I was already living in Canada by them so I "rediscovered" them on youtube some years ago and read all the details of her public life that could be found on the internet. Here is something appropriate for today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nze8B39OB0k

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:13 AM (5Qjf9)

509 You ever wake up in the middle of the night and know there's no going back to sleep even though every fiber of your being wants to? . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2022


***
Frequentamente

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:15 AM (c6xtn)

510 505 Wow! 500 comments already on an early Monday am! Morning
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (c6xtn)


Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:15 AM (5Qjf9)

511
Don't be angry, make 84$ per hour in the comfort of your own bedroom.
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (jE276)

$20 in town.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM


Got an address? I'll meet you there.

Posted by: MonkeyPox at August 08, 2022 04:15 AM (jE276)

512 My alarm was set for 5am but I've been waking earlier recently.

I'm all in for 8 hours of accounting this morning (fell a bit behind) and then work for my clients in the afternoon.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:16 AM (5Qjf9)

513 More Judith. Also appropriate for today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMZePE7SQk

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:17 AM (5Qjf9)

514 Good night, Horde, I need to grab some sleep, have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2022 04:18 AM (a4EWo)

515 “Those IRS agents are designed to come after you, they’re not designed to come after the billionaires and the big corporations. They’re designed to come after small businesses and working families across this country,” Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) warned on Sunday.

The mystery of why the IRS stockpiled half the ammo in the country seems to be solved. The voluntary tax compliance system looks like it's going to start offering some personalized enhanced voluntary compliance, home edition.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 08, 2022 04:25 AM (fluxs)

516 The voluntary tax compliance system looks like it's going to start offering some personalized enhanced voluntary compliance, home edition.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 08, 2022 04:25 AM (fluxs)


No. It's purely to cure the guilty of their white privilege.

Get with the program.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:26 AM (5Qjf9)

517 516 to cure the guilty of their white privilege
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:26 AM (5Qjf9)

Scary.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 04:45 AM (rnYgr)

518 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-RkC6MYT2E

... waiting for pixy ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:45 AM (5Qjf9)

519 I am making $92/hour telecommuting. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $21 thousand a month by working on the connection, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed me to attempt it simply. That is what I do... http://www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:46 AM (kg+av)

520 what's it going to be, then, eh ?

g'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 08, 2022 04:48 AM (gNK8s)

521 Blueberry pancakes on

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:50 AM (k8B25)

522 weird how none of the mainstream news pieces mention the irs thing at all ... just gonna be a surprise for everyone when the bill is passed & signed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 08, 2022 04:50 AM (gNK8s)

523 Judith's Sister and Friends say goodbye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzQusgmgnYY

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:50 AM (5Qjf9)

524 Pixy thread is nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 08, 2022 04:55 AM (gNK8s)

525 If you like Alvin Lee (1944-2013) or recently discovered him via the video posted above, I highly recommend The Anthology (2003) album wherever and however you may find it. For such a terrific artist I find it sad that he faded after the Ten Years After years. But he kept working and produce terrific body of work. The Anthology songs were selected by him which you can take to the bank as bearing his imprimatur. The performances on this album shine a bright and glorious light on what a great songwriter, singer, and yes, most importantly, one of the best 20th Century guitarists. As for my stamp of approval, I am musical tramp, everything I say be bought for a tasty lick and front row seat. This thing rocks.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 08, 2022 05:05 AM (FF+On)

526 I don't want you get up
Posted by: Skip

Almost

Posted by: Miklos "Rick" Astley at August 08, 2022 05:30 AM (hXIvZ)

527 you are as you are drawn.

Posted by: truth at August 09, 2022 03:32 AM (HoHMx)

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